WWE Money In The Bank 2012

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It is 406 on the West Coast.
It means the clubhouse is on the air, but if it's Sunday and...
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It's Pavlovay and at this point.
It's Sunday and we're on the air, which must mean we are live from Boxing Hounds and Richardson Texas.
As we are getting ready to prepare you.
For WWE Money in the Bank.
Come join us.
Just west of Central Expressway on Campbell Road, about a block and a half.
Right behind the McDonald's.
Five bucks gets you in the door.
I've been take that other money you would have spent on the paper view at home.
Come out of some great food and drink specials.
I am Rob.
As I am now, joined once again.
For the first time in...
Well, you only missed one paper view.
You're right.
Welcome, sir.
I'm welcoming you, sir.
And I'm welcoming you back.
Thank you.
And we need to welcome the Empire who is our pirate horse.
I'm sorry.
I couldn't help but go for the cheap pop.
We want to thank everybody that made it all the way through last night's show.
Last night's was the...
Was the PBS Telefon of the Clubhouse.
We cleared three hours for the first time.
Last night's.
And that's three hours.
Non-stop commercial free.
Directors for New York Entertainment.
The Lord.
We were drained.
Dude.
We ran so long.
You streamed cut us off.
Yeah.
That's the first time.
You streamed as a three hour limit and we went like 306.
So I looked down and I'm like,
Why does it say start record?
That was very confused.
But we have no steam song for tonight's paperview.
So we're using the clubhouse theme.
This is trended by the original seven.
Also known as Morris Day in the time.
I think Prince just filed a lawsuit for me saying that.
Probably.
But here's what we're going to do tonight.
We got some time to fill.
So we're going to give you some headlines.
We held back headlines last night just for tonight.
We're going to run the card for you.
And we have a list tonight.
That's the first for this.
Oh, no, no, no, no, no.
Because Cody didn't throw it.
Cody and I didn't throw all the majors.
Oh, that's right.
That's right.
So we have a list for tonight.
You're excited.
This one's definitely a bit of a right.
So let's get started with a little bit of headlines.
And the first headline we're going to talk about is
WrestleMania 29.
Because it's never too early to book WrestleMania as we found out last year.
Of course.
It's probably a way to this long.
We are already talking about the Undertaker.
Rumors are saying that he is going to reemerge either on Raw 1,000 or just in
Time for SummerSlam.
Because if you know the Undertaker, he works majors.
And that's it.
That's about it.
But you know what's the blame?
The guy he's 457 years old.
Oh, I don't.
I don't blame him at all.
Me if he really is the dead man.
He's been around a long time.
Right now they are talking about three guys as potential opponents for the
Undertaker at WrestleMania 29.
And they are as follows.
To the surprise of no one.
John Cena.
Nobody wants to see that.
To Wayne Johnson.
The rock.
And Brock Lesnar.
That I want to see.
I don't.
Since they actually have a legitimate beef with each other.
Oh, we have it.
I did crazy chicks.
The first time I'm seeing one of those in real life.
The rumor is whoever doesn't face the Undertaker at WrestleMania 29.
The other two will face each other.
Which we've been hearing Brock Lesnar rock rumors since WrestleMania 28.
And we don't need to see Cena on the rocket again.
I don't think we will.
But I've also heard Cena Lesnar again.
Because we need that.
And that works so well at stream rules.
And we do we just need to start calling this the dead horse paper view.
We do we just need to call the streak that dead horse concept.
It's 20.0.
Leave it alone.
20's a nice even number.
I agree.
Nobody's ever going to make an appointment.
No.
But bad well apparently has been released from the hospital.
You want to know how I know.
Because he got arrested for reckless driving on Thursday.
In Georgia.
So he's not who ran into the back of the limo.
No, that wasn't.
No, we don't.
And you know, Steven broke that for us.
The Dolph Seagler.
Who's a Zach Ryder just in Roberts.
Auto-axom.
You broke that before I read it.
But apparently everybody walks away from that.
So.
Because if Vince had been in the car, it would blown up.
That's true.
But bad well arrested for reckless driving.
They say he's almost healed from all of his injuries.
This didn't help.
So for the love of God, let's put him behind the wheel.
I've got a couple of WWE trademark problems.
We talked earlier in the show for some reason.
Somebody in legal didn't realize that the copyright for ECW ran out and some other company
else now picked it up.
Somebody's fixing the campaign.
And somebody in WWE just lost a job.
You think.
Also, WWE is running into problems.
Trademarking and right back.
I just.
Some of the things that they go through the motions of trademarking.
I just don't get why.
The USPTO, I guess that's the United States.
Patent trademark.
There you go.
Thank you, sir.
I knew you had it on the show for a reason.
Thanks.
They're saying it doesn't qualify for a trademark since it's a surname.
Yeah.
A lot of them are.
A lot of their trademarks are surname.
I don't know.
It's kind of weird for me.
Stunk.
Congratulations.
Stone Cold Steve Austin.
As his redneck island has been renewed for season two by CMT.
Anybody not see that coming.
You put CMT and redneck on anything.
It's going to get at least three seasons.
I'm Arnold.
My big fat redneck wedding or whatever it was.
Also, that shows funny.
That show is genius.
I haven't seen this show that we're talking about.
Apparently there's a bunch of rednecks on an island in Stone Cold.
That's to them.
And now, who?
What is the theme song?
It's James Storm's theme song.
Exactly.
That's the one thing.
But now, because think about it.
CMT Viacom who also owns Spike.
Okay.
Okay.
So it kind of makes sense.
I just wish they would take the survival.
Some other stuff that I've actually got handwritten on here because this is a lot of stuff
has come down today.
Like in the last 30 minutes.
Apparently CMpunk taking a shot at AJ Styles.
Someone sent him a message on Twitter saying, I saw AJ Styles in an indie show over the weekend.
And he wouldn't take a picture with BMS.
I covered up my CMpunk t-shirt.
So is there a legitimate heat between you two?
And CMpunk's answer was envy is a sin.
So, there's that.
Wow.
Kind of a couple of wrestling birthdays for you.
Happy 29th birthday, too.
He's later.
Or as I like to refer to him.
Legend fodder.
A former Diva Cherry.
If you remember, do some domino.
Oh my god.
She turns 36 today.
Jesse Ventura.
Do you want to guess on that one?
Million six.
61.
Very close.
It is early millions.
Mill, Mill Mascaraff.
I can never say his name right.
The guy that Alberto de Rio inducted into the Hall of Fame this year.
Oh, okay.
Today.
Sunny checking into rehab tomorrow.
Way too late.
After a trip or her to the ER on Friday, they're not saying whether this is one of those that's going to qualify for WWE assistance or not.
Although her fiance or whatever he is, apparently got called up by WWE.
Oh really?
Yeah.
A couple weeks ago.
I saw it on Twitter.
Because Twitter is the truth.
But actually, then everybody else retweeted it too.
So let's go on to run the card.
There are some proposed added matches to the card.
Right now as it stands.
If you include the YouTube match, there's only five matches on this card.
Oh, yeah.
They'll add more.
So the rumors right now we could have.
Oh, by the way, the Royal Rumble 2013 will be in Phoenix, Arizona where tonight's paper view is.
They just announced it adds a paper view.
The 2013 Royal Rumble will be in Phoenix, Arizona.
Keep distracting as done.
Thank you's pointing at things.
Apparently there's a fight in the baseball game.
I'm trying to watch it.
So we bottle.
Proposed matches for tonight's to be added.
Primo and Epico versus the prime time players.
In case you need to get up and go to the restroom.
Uh, right back versus both Tyler Rex and Kurt Hawkins.
Then the case you have a spare four minutes.
And possibly Bronus Clay versus Jack Swagger.
Wasn't this guy just in the title hunt like three months ago?
He's right now.
You might be on the paper view.
He's kick somebody off.
By the way, he did go to Oklahoma.
But he was the third drink defensive tackle.
That's all I'm saying.
So let's run the card.
Coming up here in about.
14 minutes.
You will have your.
I love wrestling crowds.
Are they cheer for Jonathan Coachman on Sports Center?
That just makes me happy.
When nobody gave a crowd about him when he was in the WWE.
Most people still don't.
Right exactly.
So if you're watching on YouTube.
First of all, there's that.
Secondly coming up in 14 minutes.
Your YouTube match this month will be Uniko and Kamacho.
Versus Kofi Kingston in our truth.
This is a non-title tag team match.
I mean, this is not this is not for the belts.
But you would think if they wanted to generate some heat for the YouTube channel.
You would think what the belts on a line.
Didn't they beat?
Didn't they win the belts on a YouTube match?
Say, you have a heated one of titles.
But did.
Yeah, I want to say they really.
I want to say they want them from these two guys.
No, they won.
Who did they win the belts from?
Yeah.
I'm getting all kind of remember.
I mean, do you want to make a pick here?
No.
Give me the champs.
Yeah.
Well, but if it's a non-title match, then who knows?
Does anybody know that?
Does anybody know that?
No.
And it's theme song.
I'm in.
I always reminds you that old out here brother song.
Boom, boom, boom.
Let me hear your say away.
Oh, the nervous.
I forget you cut off a music in 1995.
Got that right.
You said it on the show last night?
Yep.
By the way, big thank you to Clay Harrison last night for sticking.
Stickin' through the marathon with us.
I tell you, I don't even want to hear the words.
Comic Con for like a month.
I sat through nine hours of Comic Con footage on Saturday.
I am mentally exhausted.
And apparently I was like to let him for a punishment.
I got up and started watching more this morning.
Don't ask me why.
What did you watch today?
They were just re-showing stuff on the floor.
Oh, I'm gonna say nobody did coverage today.
Yeah, they were just showing up.
Is there anybody left out there?
No, no, no.
Besides vendors trying to get that last minute cash?
Probably.
Okay, so we have bound out that the SmackDown money in the bank match is probably going
to lead this paper view.
So two of your belts will not be defended.
Because Santino Morella, who is your US champ, is in this match.
Christian, who is your intercontinental champion is in this match.
The oddly entertaining Damian Sandal is in this match.
Really, really don't.
The why the heck did this guy get booked Tyson kid is in this match?
The why the heck did this guy get booked in the match?
10 psi is in this match.
Cody Rhodes.
Steven's leader, Dolph Ziggler.
And the guy who should really be using Billy Idol for his theme song,
Sincara.
Billy Idol for him.
Yeah, because Sincara means without a face.
Oh, I thought you wanted.
I thought you wanted.
Well, he's already using the Mr. Mr.
Faceline, isn't he?
I never understood that line.
Because you've got eyes that out of face, you've got no human race.
He drank heavily.
It was the 80s.
Nobody made him any sense.
Another match.
I really do not care about who wins.
I'm going to say Cody Rhodes.
Really?
It's either going to be Cody Rhodes or Ziggler.
Are you really going to give 10 psi money in the bank?
No, no, but.
Wasn't there a lot of talk that Cody was going to go on the shelf for?
Damian Sandal, I don't think.
Oh God.
Daniel Bryan fan one has arrived.
That is Twitter handle.
Daniel Bryan fan one is at your Twitter handle.
That needs to be your Twitter handle.
Daniel Bryan fan one.
Make it so.
That's the only new.
Oh, he doesn't.
I just don't think Damian Sandal has been in the company long enough for a push like that.
That would be way out of left field if it happened.
I mean, stranger things have happened.
Ken Kennedy won the money in the bank and then got injured and it stole it from him.
I'd like to see Christian get this thing.
But he's already got a title.
Maybe they do an Austin Aries destination.
We can keep money in the bank, but you have to give away the icy boat.
Okay.
Because there's rumors of them combining both of those belts anyway.
Oh, really?
Mm-hmm.
That rumors been swirling for about three weeks.
That we are getting rid of either the US or the icy belt and combining them.
I would think if you're going to get rid of one of them.
It's got to be the US.
Yeah.
Because as Cody and I used to talk about all the time.
Vince, if he didn't invent it, he doesn't want to keep it.
Yeah.
And the icy belt is just way too cool.
Cruise or weight belt, anybody?
Yeah.
Just saying it.
Your world heavyweight title match tonight.
Sheamus versus Alberto Del Rio.
I learned that by listening to Sofia Vergara on Saturday night.
Is it time?
Not to him.
Not to him.
I like Shane was too much to see him drop it to Alberto Del Rio,
because he just gets on my nerves.
He's had the belt long enough.
You know, one thing that Don and I were talking about,
we talked about on the show was the reason they put the belt on him
was to cement him as a legitimate superstar
and to cement the Baroque kick as a legitimate finisher.
I believe we've established that.
So you think that you think that it's time for him to reassert himself.
Del Rio, it's time for him to reassert himself.
I do.
I'm on board with.
Let him carry the belt.
He could carry it to Survivor Series.
Yeah, because if you think about it every major title is being held by a face right now, right?
And you've got always got one heel title.
Yeah.
And they're all being held by faces.
Yeah, you're right.
Even the divas belt.
Yeah, because even though Leila was kind of tweening,
but she's she's leading more towards face and heel.
So yeah, maybe at his time for Del Rio to wear this thing again.
Again, he's never really worn it.
Has he?
The heavyweight title?
He's had a title run.
He's had a title run.
Del Rio.
It wasn't a heavyweight title.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah, he won the WWE title last year because they did the Mexican tour with it.
Yeah, but I'm saying it wasn't a heavyweight title.
That's what I'm talking about.
That's what I'm talking about.
Yeah, it's what I'm saying.
Well, they just moved him to SmackDown like a month ago.
Okay.
So yeah.
I like that matters.
But I'm just saying it really doesn't.
But yeah, I think I got to agree with you then.
Yeah, I think it's time for him to wear this thing.
So we're going to have some balance.
Bring balance to the.
I'm not going to even balance to the force.
I walked right into that.
Actually, you saw it broke into a sprint.
Yeah, did.
Your WWE title money in the bank match.
John Cena versus Frenchy versus Kane versus Jericho.
Notice there's only four names in that match.
WWE has been teasing for over 24 hours now
that we will be adding other names to this match as I read in pre-show.
The Miz has finished filming the new Marine film.
So he's done with that.
Very, very strong rumors are he will be put in this match tonight.
Spoiler alert.
Possibly.
You know, Ziegler could pull an edge at elimination chamber
and be in both matches.
He is a former champion.
Docks arrived.
Good afternoon, sir.
Welcome, sir.
Thoughts.
You know how I feel about the Miz.
But it makes good business sense.
Let's see.
And the Miz is annoying as a heel.
But I don't know that he could ever work as a face.
No.
I just don't.
And I think he's got that Jericho mentality that he don't want to.
He enjoys being a jerk too much.
I mean, he, in his opinion, he is awesome.
In his opinion.
To raise.
Any other thoughts of who might show up for this match?
I just had backland on TV for my champion.
And that's exactly what I was about to say.
I was, I was afraid that at some point they're going to try to.
Five, five years.
That's right.
He did hold it for five years.
But see back then, you could do that.
You could have a champion for five years.
It would have surprised me if they tried it out another.
Raw legend and put them in this thing.
I can tell you it won't be dug in.
So we're good.
Are you sure about that?
He's never held the world title.
Well, they're not saying they were going to.
He's going to hold the title.
But they could form a WWE champions.
Are the ones that are in the WWE title money in the match?
Sure.
That's true.
I pay attention.
I promise.
I forgot that was a stipulation for being involved in that match.
Show us how much I pay attention.
Love this thing, John.
Just don't bring me in to take our out tonight for the love of God.
Say we'd be this.
I don't think he could actually climb a ladder and or carry one at this point.
Well, set a flash pot up underneath his jacket again.
And we'll see him move like he's never moved.
Bow it points.
I will never forget that.
What paper of view?
That was elimination chamber last year.
Was it last year?
The year was last year.
Because that was the first paper of view we've watched here.
That fact in hand, in Richardson Texas.
Conveniently located.
Just west of Central Expressway on Campbell Road.
Wow.
You stare around up.
I knock him down, baby.
We can't get a yes, can on that.
So I have almost as good as this Triple H and John Michael.
I'm just saying.
I got a back up man.
His head getting too swollen.
I'm not afraid of the shameless flux.
Oh, I know you're not.
I think we do this.
Exactly.
I just don't know.
I can't think of anybody else.
And it's, they're going to put somebody in this match.
It's going to be really wheels off.
It's going to go, oh yeah.
He held a title for an hour and a half.
You are just, okay.
I'm about to say something that I can possibly regret.
Is Orton suspension up?
It's not.
I thought it was.
We've got to be getting close.
That actually, from what I'm hearing, they're holding Raito Watt robbing thousand.
He and Mark Henry both are scheduled to return next Monday night.
Rock, mark Henry and the Rey Mysterio.
Yeah.
Wow.
But you know what, you guys.
Did Rey hold the WWE title or just a world title?
So he does the Rey does qualify then.
Why not?
Stranger things happen.
As long as it, as long as what happens right before it,
it's not brilliant.
I'm good.
I hope that thing is perfect.
Never want to hear that noise that can as long as I walk
God's green earth.
And I never want to see Horne Swag go again,
but I'm not going to get that wish.
Oh no.
I like Horne Swag.
Oh please.
I just thought that bit when he sat.
You guys.
I'm just tired of him being the answer for everything when they can't
figure out a way out.
Do we have a figure out what that pop culture reference was?
What's that?
Every time about this last night,
how there's a reference for that when there's,
oh no, we never did.
Try to mean it.
And I don't even know how to look something like that up.
We are 32 minutes away from WWE Money in the Bank.
If you cannot get the 2 us right here in boxing,
how in the Richardson Texas,
call your local cable provider or satellite provider.
Or if you're awesome like us,
and you have Uverse.
Here's a question.
Now that we're talking about pay for views.
Well, direct TV subscribers be able to get TNA pay for views.
Ooh, that is a good question.
Because if you haven't heard,
if you have direct TV,
back home and you don't get along.
As of was it last weekend was it?
Yeah, I believe so.
All Viacom networks are not on direct TV right now.
You can't even watch them online.
So Spike, what used to be called MTV,
a couple of the Disney networks,
BH1,
CMT,
anything owned by Viacom.
It's like 30 channels or something.
It's losing their minds because they can't get their SpongeBob fix.
Ooh.
Yeah, I think about that for a minute.
I do know that he lives in a pineapple under the seat.
Yeah, I will never not know that again.
Slowly losing my world to live all of a sudden.
But if you can get to us, come join us.
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And I'm not telling you what that means.
You have to listen to the show.
I wish you were here to explain it.
No, no, I don't.
No, off air, off air.
Free for all is underway.
Which also means if you have your laptop available and you want to get on YouTube,
you can watch the special YouTube match.
I never thought I'd listen to the day where I would use that sentence.
WWE and special YouTube match.
Is it really special?
That really?
With the pull of Charlotte.
It's quite special.
And your WWE title match.
CM Punk versus Daniel Bryan.
You know, I only did that because I needed a sip of my tasty beer.
AJ is your special guest referee.
It has been added.
This just came down a couple hours ago.
This match will be no disqualification.
WWE announced that earlier today.
I just can't believe how completely uninteresting that story line got that quickly.
I will actually fall in.
Shenanigan!
Oh, really you think.
Just saying.
I am oddly intrigued by this match.
And though in the way a squirrel on the water skis intrigued me.
This morbid curiosity at this point.
I would call it morbid curiosity because the Undertaker's not involved.
The cane was at one time.
At one time.
And still could be for all week now.
Maybe he still just emotionally scarred over the Tory Wilson incident when ex-pock stole her from him.
For the Katie Vickinson.
I'm not going there.
I did.
It's tasteless as it was.
You can ignore it.
You can try.
I can't ignore it.
I can only hope to contain it.
I just.
Because I could see this going either away.
I don't know.
I think we, I think we, we've been fed a red herring for a while.
I still think there's something else that work here.
Now.
Let me put this out there.
If you follow backstage shenanigans.
Which we do on this show.
We try to be a spoiler free as we can.
Apparently I missed that rule last night.
Almost got thrown something at me by clay.
The original concepts.
Was that Wade Barrett was to win money in the bank.
Wade Barrett of course injured but he should be ready to return.
He's never held a world title.
So by technical definition without shenanigans.
He can't be involved in the WWE match which you have room for.
I've heard the theory thrown around that maybe he takes out somebody like a Tyson kid
backstage and puts himself in the match.
I'll lock edge with Kofi Kingston.
Okay.
Who else do we have disposable in that match besides?
Oh, half of them.
I'd rather see him take out Damian Sandoff.
You know what?
I see them forming a tag team.
Oh, Tyson kid.
Oh, Wade Barrett.
Wade Barrett.
Wade Barrett.
Wade Barrett.
Wade Barrett.
Wade Barrett.
Wade Barrett.
Another nexus.
No, that could be the new blue bloods.
Oh, geez.
Bring Regal out of retirement.
Let him manage him.
Is he really retired?
Oh, they only dragged him out of the need to.
I'm, you know what?
I'm booking that right now.
I thought he was on NXT.
I thought Damian Sandoff.
Wade Barrett.
Tag team managed by Stephen Regal.
When it happens, it will again prove that I am the smartest man alive.
Oh, well, they be the good.
Because it's now out there.
It's recorded right now.
Well, they be the new blue bloods of the new British bulldogs.
No, no, no, no.
You're not ever soiled any of the British bulldogs with anyone ever.
I'm not.
I'm saying with you.
Because Bobby Eaton was a blue blood.
So I can get away with that.
Oh, okay.
Because remember, he was Sir Robert of Eaton.
Sir Robert of Eaton.
Bob.
You'll remember that would happen to him and no.
Him and Regal were attacked even.
They were the blue bloods.
No.
And they wore like the big like purple robes and walked out with one hand behind their back.
And Wade gets a crowd as they walked down there.
And Regal.
That's pretty much the bid.
He's been working for the last 20 years.
But him and Bobby Eaton.
Oh, I don't remember eating being involved.
It was so funny.
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We got to get that recorded somehow.
So I don't have to keep doing that.
Your voice is already shot.
You don't need to keep that up.
It only makes me stronger, sir.
That which does not kill you.
Or what's does.
Okay, so as the card stands right now.
Great it.
I just say this T-shirt is really comfortable.
Even though it's a size 2 bag.
It's very, very comfortable.
He's got my leader on it.
Better be too big than too small.
Barbar.
Barbar.
Oh, do you?
Oh, cool.
Uh.
I'll give it a C.
I'm going to go a little bit better.
I'm going to say C plus B minus in that area.
Because of a potential for shenanigans.
And B.
Just this main event alone intrigued me.
Well, again, and those in the same way that a squirrel on, on skis
intrigued me.
I would hope that this would be better than the go home show that preceded it.
But if this show tonight, yeah, if this show tonight tanks,
raw better be amazing tomorrow night.
I think they're saving everything for next Monday.
Oh, obviously they are.
But is it, I just hope it's not a bunch of filler.
Just trying a bunch of old faces out there.
And that's their idea of entertaining people.
I'm sorry, AJ was on the screen.
I was distracted.
Oh, I'm sorry.
I shouldn't have been talking.
Man, that's a pretty girl.
I'm just saying.
unstable.
Hey.
Oh, she's got the referee shirt on.
Look at that.
I just don't let with that.
Oh, you do it.
Look on her face.
I need to how you do it.
Look on her face.
That's all I just boil to.
Funny rabbit.
Actually, you know what that is.
It's the I am other people.
Old Richard Jenny routine.
So we promised you a list tonight.
And we're going to bring a list.
And I was something I was thinking about the other day.
Because last night we talked about on the show that apparently in TNA,
there is a knockouts exodus right now.
Because what the company is trying to do is they're trying to make all the knockouts either a paper,
a parent's basis, or put them on weekly contracts.
I don't know because it's the one thing that they've got going for them over WWE right now.
Angelina love is gone.
So she is a free agent.
So what something I was thinking about is that in my opinion, and this is my list.
So blame me, not him.
The top 10 guys, why I think Vince needs to pursue right now.
He's on the list.
Survey said Captain Buzzkill.
He hasn't seen the list, he doesn't know.
Number 10, a guy that we talked about in the beginning of the show.
AJ Styles.
Now again, all this list, all this list.
These are the top 10 guys Vince needs to pursue right now.
Guys are people in general.
Okay, right now.
Because for me, we have already passed noon on AJ's career.
Three, four years ago, you could have gotten AJ Styles in his prime.
Yeah.
I think Vince has waited too long.
I think he can get some productivity out of him.
Give him a good three or four years max.
Granted, I admire the guy's loyalty for sticking with TNA.
Probably not the best retirement plan in the world.
But what are you going to do?
Number nine, Steven said it.
Somoa Joe.
Again, right now.
Here's the problem with Somoa Joe right now.
From a booking standpoint, he's at an absolute impasse.
TNA does not know what to do with him right now.
Joe still got a little bit of agility left in him.
Not as much as he did when he first came in.
And he didn't have a ton to begin with.
No, Joe is very agile, sir, for his size.
Well, that's because you're agile.
Got a right midtrink, he was awesome.
But again, Joe is a guy who doesn't, the clock is ticking.
Well, you can pretty much run down this entire list and say that about pretty much any.
Some of them he can't.
But I think Joe, I think Joe needs to have one good run with Vince.
Number eight, and this is this one might surprise you.
He had already does.
Magnus.
Hear me out.
Daniel Bryan fan one likes that idea.
Magnus is a guy who's got immense ability.
His in-ring ability, great.
His promo skills have actually improved over the last couple of years.
Still not great.
But there's guys that cut worse promos.
He could cut a better promo than 10 psi.
Although close captioning could probably cut a better promo than 10 psi.
I was like he's having an Asian Tourette out first.
But I think if you retool Magnus maybe changed a bit up a little bit.
Don't go to the extreme that you did with Albert.
Yeah.
But maybe retool him a little bit.
Give him, give him four or five months in FCW and bring him up.
I think he could be a good asset.
Go the right back route, not the 10 psi route.
No, because if you go the right back route, they should have kept that bit to begin with.
Because again, every time I see right back, I see Skip Sheffield.
And whenever he walks out, all I can hear is, yep, yep, what it is.
That's all I can hear.
Because that was such a good idea.
But they should have stuck to one bit because right back with his original bit.
So at least he still speaks English unlike 10 psi.
But we can't guarantee that 10 psi does because he hasn't spoken has he?
Yeah.
He keeps kissing out Yashimu whatever the heck his name is.
No, she doesn't.
I don't know what that guy is.
Maybe he's bilingual.
Maybe he's bipolar.
Oh, there's that.
He's got that.
He's hairy as a polar bear.
Number seven.
We just talked about her a minute ago.
Angelina love.
For those of you that do not know,
WWE has signed Ring of Honor,
Wrestler Sarah Del Rey.
If you do not know who Sarah Del Rey is,
she is an amazing technical wrestler.
She has been brought in and the theory behind it is that she has been brought in to help
get the divas division back away from just a bunch of models in the ring to girls who can actually wrestle.
And she's going to be working with the divas division.
To me, Angelina love plays right into this.
I never understood why she was in a tag team called the beautiful people because that's a very handsome woman.
Let's be honest and you're being generous.
But she is Canadian.
So there's a conversion chart there.
Oh, really?
They lose hotness.
Is it across the border?
I don't know.
There might be a conversion problem.
I'm just saying.
But from a technical standpoint,
she can wrestle.
It's a rock solid theory there.
She wrestles.
Well, I think she got stuck in a bad bit with winter.
Yeah.
And again, Katie Birchell, a great wrestler.
Why they stuck her in that bit is beyond me.
But again, for this list,
I'm going with people that I know haven't worked for Vince before.
That was my whole intention with this list.
Because there's a bunch of guys in TN that have worked for Vince before,
that I think it could come back and do well.
I'm hoping not being one of them.
I'm hoping we'll work again.
Period.
When they have to play as theme music three times,
just run up time for him to get to the ring.
Brother.
And half of his joints turned a powder by the time he sits foot in the dead gun ring.
Brother.
Number six.
This one's going to get a little bit obscure if you don't watch ROH.
There will be at least two people in the room.
Who know I'm talking about.
Rodrick Strong.
Vince.
Get him right now.
It upsets me because as bad of a production value as ROH is.
Because let's be honest.
If you watch it, you might as well be watching old sport of Torium footage.
But, there are guys in ring of honor that can go.
And Rodrick Strong is one of them.
Unfortunately, they lost their contract with HD net about a year and a half ago.
But he actually helped their belt for a time.
I don't think Kevinstein ever leaves ROH.
If neither one of the wolves I think ever leave.
Leave those got to keep a job for more than five months.
But, leave the way I think would be a good addition to.
But Rodrick Strong, the kid knows how to cut a promo.
He plays a great heel.
He plays a very smug kind of a...
I'm better...
You really reminds me of this may not be a compliment but still.
Remember, above average Mike Sanders vague from WCW vaguely.
He reminds me a lot of him.
Because his finish was called the 3.9 because it's above average.
Yeah, I don't think that's much of a compliment.
That's who he reminds me of.
And I think that Rodrick Strong, who plays a great heel, you could bring him in.
We've got Tyson Kid on the screen right now.
To me, that's a good match for him.
He's got that same kind of build.
He's got the speed.
He's got the agility.
Rodrick Strong, I'm a fan.
I'm just waiting to see somebody attack him from off screen and take him out of this match.
No, they'll do that during the paperview.
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Right now, we are smack dab in the middle.
Of my list of the top 10 wrestlers.
Vince needs to pursue right now.
Number five.
Your current TNA world heavyweight champion.
The greatest man who ever lived.
Austin Aries.
He just signed.
And what is the deal with TNA?
How is TNA going to sign this guy to a one year deal?
One year.
I'm agree to this.
This would sting does every year.
But don't get me started on that.
That's why he doesn't.
Austin Aries.
I've said this a hundred times if I've said it at all.
He is the heel Daniel Bryan wishes he could beat.
Uh-oh.
Debate it.
Debate it.
Put him side by side.
Nothing against Daniel Bryan.
I think he's doing a great job.
Better now than he did when he first came in.
But Austin Aries is the type of heel Daniel Bryan wants to beat.
The guy can cut a promo.
He was great and his ROH days.
He was great.
He held that belt for five or six months.
I just think he's a guy that could come in.
And I'm about to invoke a name that events ever listen to this show.
Good luck with all that.
He'd probably like banned me from watching WWE television.
But Austin, his style a lot with Roger Strong reminds me a lot of Enwa.
Oh God.
He's got that quick style.
He's like he's more of a charismatic heel than Pinwallas.
But who was it?
Chris Pinwall.
He's like Austin Aries wrestling style reminds me a lot of him.
He's got a lot of charisma.
He's kind of Jericho light.
He's got that Jericho attitude without being in your face.
And he can like right now he's kind of working tweenor.
And he's strictly a grappler.
No, he's an aerial god.
He was the extra vision champion for the better part of the heel.
See, whenever I think Pinwall, I don't think areas.
I don't think a lot of aerial moves.
Not real.
Flying headbutt sir.
That's not when I immediately think of though.
A grip across face.
I'm talking about Pinwall speed.
Okay.
The reason he was called the Wolverine.
He was fat.
See Bobby rude.
Here's my thing with him.
Bobby rude is that close.
Bobby rude needs more time in his in this stage of his career.
A year ago, I would have said yes because he had mastered the art of the face.
This version of him as a heel, not as good as his previous heel run when he would before he teamed up for beer money.
This version of him I'm not sold on.
Number four, we're going back to ROH.
Because Vince hates tag teams.
I'm going to put a tag team on this list.
The brisco brothers.
Do they only have five teeth between them?
Yes.
But they can go.
These guys have been multiple time ROH tag team champions.
If you want to invigorate the tag team division and you're not going to do beer money,
these guys are the guys.
And now it's brisco with an E on the end of it.
So it's not Jerry's brother.
Okay.
And that Jerry's kids.
Jerry's children.
Jerry's children.
I didn't mean that that came out completely.
Jerry's sons.
Yeah, there you go.
I'm with you on that one.
Um, but these guys are a great tag team.
They work the whole.
Southern.
God one brothers type.
No more.
If Harlem heat were from Alabama.
Ouch.
If that makes any sense.
Ow.
But no, that's the kind of the bit they work.
It's kind of like they're from the hood.
But their hood isn't the south.
Uh.
Kind of a bit.
You know where your bonus sparks.
Exactly.
It's like the bonus sparks had two brothers.
And believe me, with those two, it does get ugly.
You talk about a couple of guys that.
I'm secure enough of my own masculine.
You need to go.
Uh huh.
Number three is a guy that I don't even know where this guy is right now.
With the sickest finisher in the history of professional wrestling.
Debate it.
The Canadian grip.
Great.
And destroyer.
PD Williams.
If you've not seen PD Williams.
Look it up on YouTube.
I will try to explain to you the Canadian destroyer.
Pick up a guy in the pile driver position.
Okay.
Take that guy.
Flip over him and turn it into a power bomb.
Oh, you showed me this guy.
I read it.
It is the sickest thing I've ever seen.
I don't see how he keeps from killing everybody.
He does that move on.
He's just.
He's interesting in Canada.
So he's like Calgary Stampede.
Probably something of it till.
And I don't know why TNA let him go.
Because he was great.
He shaved his head for that company.
I guess they thought he was too much of a nut.
Number two.
Number two.
Is a guy.
Here's a guy.
Who I have touted that Vince needs to get a hold of for what?
Four years now.
Ever since the first time I saw him at a TNA house show at House of Blues with one of my greatest comedic moments.
And the years I have walked this planet and it never made YouTube.
And I will always hold that against TNA.
Hernandez.
Hernandez right now getting buried in TNA.
Absolutely buried.
They don't know what to do with him.
They broke up Mexican America.
Broke up LAX.
Homicide.
Last I knew was an ROH somewhere.
Hernandez is a guy.
How could I?
He's the size of Lesnar with the agility of Mysterio.
Dear God, how does that even happen?
You don't understand it until you see it.
I'd have to see it.
Hernandez is an absolute beast.
But again, that window is getting smaller every day.
Vince needs to get a hold of him right.
Actually, you know what?
I would more like in him.
Maybe not Lesnar.
But somewhere between Lesnar and Batista.
Okay.
Somewhere in that area.
But still with the agility of Mysterio.
Number one.
Steven was half right.
Nope.
Kenny.
Kenny Kings and all kinds of trouble right now.
He's hacked ROH off a real bad.
The one guy I think right now and the possibility of Vince getting this guy is slim
to none unless Vince threw a ton of money at him given his loyalty to his current promotion.
He is the one half of the former ROH tag team champions known as the American Wolves
and his name is Davey Richards.
This guy.
You want to invoke the name Ben Juan.
This guy's going to back me up.
He even has this absolute framework of Ben Juan.
I mean, if you put Ben Juan's face on Davey Richards,
you wouldn't know the difference.
That's kind of a scary thought.
He's got that short stocky.
He is quick as lightning.
If you want to put somebody in this company that will wake Rey Mysterio up, it is Davey Richards.
Nothing is going to wake Rey Mysterio up.
I mean, he's kind of like Evan Bourne without the drug problems.
Which is kind of nice.
Okay.
He's held their belt.
He's held their tag team belt.
He's incredibly loyal to this company.
So much loyal that they have given him like 30 days off
because they don't want to burn him out.
Wow.
That's how much ROH values this guy.
How much longer can they keep that promotion going though?
You're in the Northeast, sir.
You're based in Philly.
And they do, and it's like ECW without much blood.
They keep it small, they keep it contained.
They actually, their women's division is a separate company that they work with called
Schimmer.
It's a good business model.
Not a good business model to make millions of dollars.
But a good business model to stay a full day of float.
Yeah.
That's the list.
Boy, I stretched that out.
Yeah.
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