The Clubhouse – Episode 9

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It is Saturday nights.
It is 8 o'clock on the east coast.
It is 5 o'clock on the west coast.
It is 7 o'clock as we emanate from the studio in the Central Time Zone.
It is the 15th of September in the year of our Lord 2012.
It is Season 3 Episode 9.
The club houses on the air.
We welcome each and every one of you individually.
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Welcome!
My name is Rob.
And, uh...
I push all the buttons.
As the kids like to say.
I don't know if that means anything to anybody, but whatever.
We got a full house in the studio tonight.
We start joining me in the Chad seat as Chad is working.
A couple more weeks, I'll be back.
But, covering for him tonight.
Again, who will we also covering for him tomorrow night?
We'll talk about that here in just a moment.
You know him, you love him, you can't live without him.
He is done for.
Hello everybody, how are you doing tonight?
Doing phenomenally.
You know, I'm speaking of the show last week, great show.
But, I wore my angry bird shirt in the honor of Doc.
I had to wear it by an angry bird shirt.
I love the birds.
Always interesting when Doc is on the show.
It's great show last week.
Only Doc would, uh...
would, it forced me to entitle a show, a cement mixer.
It just listened to the last week's show.
Not now, wait until you've finished this one.
But then go back to the last week's show.
Also joining us.
Fresh off, uh...
Surgery.
But he's here.
Also a good friend of the show.
And a man that feels my pain when it comes to Sunday afternoons in Miami, Florida.
In the fall.
He is Steven Zimmerman.
How's everyone doing tonight?
And uh... I guess Doc and his 17 million uh...
Ramstein references last week.
Oh there were more than that before the show.
Oh, oh yeah.
Prisha was very uh...
Ramstein laden, if you will.
Also joining us tonight for the sub.
I guess first and a half week in a row.
Not technically second week, but she's here tonight.
She promises me she's caught up on her schoolwork.
So because of that we're allowing her to be here.
She is the Justin Timberlake of the clubhouse.
She is Sharla.
I don't like Justin Timberlake,
but I like that title for some reason.
Do you have anything in a box for us?
No.
No.
No.
No.
We don't have to move to Alabama at that point.
I wouldn't even ask.
After the show.
We are now four minutes and fifty seconds in.
Before it's the first uncomfortable moment of the night.
Let us start this show like we start every show
and have since almost the inception of this thing
with corrections.
Here's the thing.
I didn't get to listen to last week's show
because I can't access you stream at work.
And that's usually where I listen to the show back
as I listen to my iPod.
So to my knowledge, I'm not going to say the show was clean,
but the show was probably mistake for me.
Listen and after the fact,
it sounded pretty straight up.
Good.
Good.
Done is the official fact checker.
I didn't see anything to cut my eye.
Even though I made mistake last time I was on two weeks ago
about lost, it was six and a half.
But you and I both had a correction.
And one of them was for our college.
I went to.
So my excuse is not even near as valid as yours.
You were just going to shot in the dark with lost.
I actually went to the school.
I didn't remember when it had been started.
So there's that.
And every week I got to say that I love this song.
I'm a big minute worked man in general.
The fact that Colin, Colin Haye, did the acoustic version
of Ove was it overkill?
But he did on an episode of Scrubs?
Don't know.
Don't know.
So great.
But let's start with NASCAR.
We're going to get to a little breaking NASCAR news here
in just a moment.
But let's talk about last week.
Last Saturday night was going on.
We're not very late in the evening because there was a lot of
stopping and starting going on with the Federated Auto Parts
400.
Race 26 of 36.
So that means we are officially in the chase now.
Am I correct on that?
Stephen?
I believe so.
Yes.
Because there's 10 races in the cut in the chase, right?
Yeah.
So we're officially the race starts this weekend.
Coming in 10th place last Saturday night in the number 29
Budweiser Chevrolet.
Ryan?
Hello.
I'm sorry.
Kevin Harvick.
He comes there.
9th place in the number 16 3M slash Owens and minor 4.
Owens and minor.
Sounds like vodka or something.
No, it sounds like a musical.
Passage.
A low calorie sausage.
Yeah.
That's an orchestra.
Greg Biffle.
Number 8 in the third number 39 Quick and Loan Chevrolet.
Ryan?
Hello.
Newman.
Number 7 place in the number 2 Dodge Miller light car.
Charleston's chance not here.
You have to do it.
I'm not here.
Bread.
Bread.
Bread.
Kizlowski.
Oh, Mike, without me.
In sixth place in the caterpillar sponsored number 31 Chevrolet, Jeopardt.
Fifth place in the number 17 Best Buy Ford.
Matt Kenseth.
Number 4 in the office depot slash mobile one Chevrolet number 14 on your program
but number one in your hearts.
Smoo.
Tony Stewart.
Braun's metal last Saturday nights at the federated auto parts 400 goes to number 55s.
Toyota sponsored by Aaron's Dream Machine Mark Martin.
Silver metal and the drive to end hunger number 24 run by Chevrolet, Jeff Gordon.
And number and winning.
The federated auto parts 400.
And the five hour energy number 15 Toyota Clint Vogueer.
Good job Clint.
Good job Clint.
Good job Clint.
Be Charlotte endorsed Clint Boyer.
So as we go into the chase, here is who is in.
And it is the top 12 guys go into the chase.
America.
Why don't they knock them?
Evil Boos.
He's 12 spot.
Moving up one, bumping Kyle Busch out of the chase is Jeff Gordon.
And the 11th slot staying right where he is Casey Kane.
Number 10 dropping.
We got a lot of guys that dropped in the standings but still got in.
Three guys dropped five places a piece this week.
One of them was Martin Truex Jr.
It's based off wins.
Kevin Harvick is in ninth.
Matt Kenseth drops five to eight.
Dale Earnhardt Jr. drops five to seven.
Clint Boyer up two to six.
Greg Biffle down four to five.
Charlotte.
Mike Wozowski.
Yeah.
Brad Kislevsky.
He's up two to number four.
Small.
Tony Stewart jumps seven to number three.
Five time, five time, five time, five time, five time.
Spring Cup champion Jimmy Johnson up two.
To number two.
And leading the chase right now.
Up six points.
Denny Hamlin.
So here's how it's going to break down.
Denny Hamlin's your leader.
Jimmy Johnson, Tony Stewart and.
Mike Wozowski.
Or Brad Kislevsky, whichever you're from.
They will be three points back.
Greg Biffle, Clint Boyer and Dale Earnhardt Jr.
I'm sorry.
Greg Biffle will be six back.
Clint Boyer also will be six back.
Dale Earnhardt Jr.
And Matt Kenseth will be nine back.
Kevin Harvick, Martin Truex Jr.
Casey K. and Jeff Gordon will be twelve back.
And then Kyle Busch will be twelve hundred points back.
Smith.
I guess just to make sure nobody gets into the like wins the chase.
It's not supposed to be in the chase.
Is that why they do that?
No, actually they they have it lined up like that.
Because so everyone has a chance.
Everyone has a chance.
But you get bonus points for the wins.
That's why everyone's lined up how they are now in the points.
Is when they go into the chase.
They amount every like except for the rock card guys.
The guys who made the top ten, they rank them by wins.
And so that's why Tony Stewart went from tenth to third.
Like right then and there.
Because it's based off wins.
That's how they ranked.
And also remember last year Tony Stewart didn't have a win until the chase.
And then he won half of the races in the chase.
That was a crazy.
I mean that was probably the coolest chase for the cup that I've ever seen.
And it ended in a top.
And it ended in a top.
But he had won all the races though he won.
And I don't watch a lot of NASCAR but I just thought that was a really cool chase last year.
He saved the sport.
Jimmy Johnson would have put it in the grave and buried it if he won another one.
And I stand by that as a NASCAR fan.
NASCAR.
NASCAR NASCAR.
Where we are tomorrow.
One o'clock Eastern on whatever channel you watch ESPN on.
We go to Chicago land speedway.
I'm going with Chicago Illinois.
Where's the race like I'll be in rock wall tomorrow.
It's in Pinaria.
It's in Chicago.
1.5 mile tri oval 18 degree banking track for the Geico 400.
Tomorrow 1 o'clock Eastern on whatever channel ESPN is on.
Some breaking news on that race.
Dale Jr. will start from the back of the pack.
After he had to trade he had to change out.
He wasn't four.
But he had to change out engines.
Start the race tomorrow from back to the back of the pack.
Roman injury wants to know.
First of all, it's good to see you, sir.
Secondly, he wants to know if there's any bonus points we're crashing into a jet drive.
No, but I guess they get a smiley sticker on there.
Our release funds from the medical center.
And a lollipop.
And a lollipop.
And then like some crazy Spanish guy yelling at him not to do it again.
Go!
I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
Alright, let us move on.
Because we are your one stop shop for all things sports and entertainment.
Speaking of which, combining the two tomorrow nights.
Night of Champions.
One of my favorite pay per views of the year.
Every belt is on the line.
Join us.
Live.
Box and Hound.
Richardson, Texas.
Just west of Central Expressway.
On Campbell Road.
I think we're all going to be there.
Are you good?
Sir, I was going to be there.
I'm trying my party.
You're going to be there.
I'll be there.
Don's going to be there for sure.
Do the show.
Steven's going to be there.
I have to be there all day to try after the dolphins.
Most likely we'll lose.
So yeah.
I just have to soak in it for four hours before the pay per view starts.
Yeah, I know kidding.
Oh, what?
I love their chicken fingers.
We will be on the air at six o'clock central time.
Five bucks gets you in the door.
Great food, great atmosphere.
Great drinks specials.
Great people.
Rob, if we're going to do a little thing here where we're promoting Fox and Hound.
You know, Fox and Hound.
You know, it goes great.
A plug.
Yeah.
You know, it sounds great with those chicken tenders that you just mentioned.
That's it.
Another plug.
Nutella.
I'm just kidding.
It's not a Nutella plug.
I had to have a Nutella reference.
It's sad.
Don't ask.
Ask me when we're going to.
Alaska.
Little TV news.
He's still on.
Had wedding bells over the weekend.
For how I met your mother star and Avengers star.
Kobe Smolders.
As she marries, Saturday Night Live star.
Terran Killam.
If you don't know who he is and you watch SNL.
When they would do the.
Be in quirky show with a zooidation now.
He was the guy playing Michael Sarah.
Okay.
During that.
They're not a.
Not a real standout guy right now because he's a feature player.
But I think he's very funny.
Yeah.
I didn't even know they were dating.
So for him.
For him.
Congratulations on that.
That's a mausletop.
That's a good looking girl.
Bring a lot to you.
So.
We have some idle news for you.
What's now.
Enrique Iglesias is out.
On American Idol.
I didn't know he was in.
He was in negotiations.
They were all but done.
But Randy Jackson now back as a judge.
Which this is probably a good thing.
Because.
To have complete turnover at the judges table is a bad idea.
Now.
We have also talked about it in the last few weeks.
How Keith Urban may be joining.
What I have forgotten is he's a judge on the Australian voice.
I knew.
But he has left.
He has left that show.
Saying that his recording schedule and his touring schedule isn't going to vibe with that.
But if he goes with idle.
That's really going to be an awkward turtle moment.
Yeah.
If even what's the judge is going to be this year.
Mariah Carey right now.
Randy Jackson.
I have heard rumors of Keith Urban.
I have heard rumors of Nicki Minaj.
I will punch a child.
If Nicki Minaj.
High five.
High five.
Is.
Do you think Mariah had anything to do with Randy Jackson coming back?
Maybe.
I mean, they're very close.
Oh, I could say it's good.
They got the boat.
They got the water skis up.
They're on that little track.
Here comes the big jumping panning.
Jumping launch pad.
No, that's the iceberg.
True.
I will still not watch.
You know what?
American Idol after.
After Scottie McCreary, I was done.
Yeah.
I was just done.
I can't do it anymore.
And of course the voice has kicked back up.
And so has the X factor.
My wife watches the X factor.
I just.
Britney Spears is too much of a train wreck.
For me.
She just is.
I just don't like listening to her talk the whole time.
That is true.
Just imagine Charlie Sheenem Britton dating.
Okay.
Rebuke it.
Rebuke it.
Both of them will save their head.
So congratulations to adult swim, I guess.
They're going to get a Harold and Kumar animated series.
John Cho was talking about it this week.
He will be a producer and he will be doing his own voice on the show.
Nothing about California yet that I've heard.
But I never watched the Christmas movie.
I just.
They're so over the top for me.
It's a beat down.
Neil Patrick Harris was genius in the first two.
Especially in the second one when they were going to the house of ill repute.
Yes.
His line.
I don't know if that was hilarious.
We talked about the voice and the X factor.
The voice is going to do a second season in the spring this year.
Do you remember they had the big premiere after the Super Bowl.
So they're going to be doing that again in the spring.
And the X factor who apparently is still looking for a host.
I don't know how they're doing that.
They're on the air.
But apparently Chloe Kardashian's name is being thrown out there.
Which kind of freaks me out a little bit.
I'm just not sure what she's qualified to do on that show.
Like.
I just I don't know.
X factor is Simon College, all right.
Yes.
She's going to be a bodyguard for him.
But see, here's my thing.
With.
I like Chloe.
Like if I've got to pick one Kardashian who I can stomach.
She is that Kardashian.
Yeah, that's true.
I feel bad for those little sisters.
Oh, they already got a show.
They've got a show coming on.
Oh, yeah.
They have a show coming on.
Because I heard one of one of the podcasts I'd love to listen to was called Hollywood Babylon with Kevin Smith and Ralph Garmin.
And apparently one of them did an interview recently where they said, well, you know, we have adventures.
And we go to Disneyland and kidnap our friends.
I'm like, oh, like that would make me want to punch a child.
Yeah.
I'm just saying.
So I'm just letting you know, just dynamite under the car.
So NBC, as we all know, Tuesday was Patriot Day.
The recognition of the anniversary of the 9-11 attacks.
NBC during the today show every other network takes a moment of silence.
I guess it was at 9-11 Eastern time.
They did it.
NBC does not take the moment of silence because we've got to interview Mama Kardashian about her boob job.
Huh?
Yeah.
This is what happened.
And it took them three days to, to, to publish an apology, three days.
So you got that and you got code of hot beat.
So good luck with all that.
Although I'll take her over Kathy Lee Gifford.
Well, after the Olympics and the thing they did on that with the Michael Phillips interview.
Well, did you hear about the interview that, um,
uh, costus did with coding.
No.
Where they were talking about how the whole thing with the who didn't get shown until after the after whatever's after the closing ceremonies.
And he basically said, well, when you've got, you know, the absolute opposite of a genius and a lab code.
I don't know if you're taking a shot at sea crest or what was going on.
But, uh, so, and, you know, they did their apology on Friday.
I don't know.
You get, you get on top of that right now, especially with that witch of a woman.
Did you know that every time Joel McHale tells a Kardashian joke, she calls E and demands an apology every time.
Not going to happen.
I'm too ex behind the suit, though.
I got to cut up.
Oh, well, they needed to see the clip about Kim and the interpretation.
Oh, God, no.
Yes.
Oh, Lord, have mercy.
That just, that just sounds really bad.
Yeah, there's just, there's no good that can come from that.
Very excited survivor Philippines debuts Wednesday night, the DVR is set.
Mine too.
We have a couple of people coming back that have been, I think three people coming back to the show who have been medically evacuated before.
Uh, one of them is a guy that I'm a big fan of and I cannot remember his name off the bat, but he was the guy with the dreadlocks that passed out.
I don't know if this guy forgot his name.
He passed up and we have the second one was the guy who got burned and survivor.
Michael something.
Yeah.
Also, you have a couple of celebrities.
I guess you could call them that in this episode, in this version.
Former National MPP Jeff Kent, who apparently probes things that heal last longer than the other celebrity.
Your other pseudo celebrity is Lisa Welchell, who you might remember as Blair on the facts of life.
And from what I remember, she is aged very well.
Yeah.
So we're going to see how that works out.
I'm a survivor junkie.
I've only missed one episode of that show ever.
So I'm in the same boat.
I'm excited for survival.
Also October 10th, Mark your calendar for the CW premiere of Arrow, which is their green arrow series.
I've seen a couple of promos for this thing.
I'm in.
I'm in.
I'm in.
I'm in.
I'm in.
Just don't screw this up CW.
You did so well with Smallville.
And if you're going to do this Amazon thing, do it right.
It's all I'm saying.
We found out Jason Tudakis will return to Saturday Night Live this season.
We weren't sure at first.
That's going to help the show big time.
He's going to be there at least until January and he will be doing Mitt Romney.
Jay Farrow will be playing Obama during their political stuff.
That's really that.
It's going to help the show big time.
They need it.
Mandy Patanquin.
Let's out what we call a hot sports opinion says that his biggest regret was the two years he spent doing CBS's criminal minds.
Where he said these quotes are reversed, but they're still quotes from him.
It was very destructive to my soul and my personality.
I didn't think they would rape and kill all these women every day, week after week, year after year.
It is a very dark show.
Although he's right now on the ultraviolet homeland.
But I like Mandy Patanquin.
I think he's a great actor.
He's also a very good composer.
He writes a lot of great music too.
Great guy.
And CBS has been like, CBS's reaction was, criminal minds is a very, very dark show.
And we love Mandy Patanquin and we wish him well.
That was the whole statement the next day.
You know, there have been a few celebrities that regret doing roles and stuff and everybody has their opinion.
You know, I think it's a good show. I like it.
We have a new cast member joining one of Chad's favorite show as well as a favorite show of the lovely and talented Mrs. Urban.
The smash with the very hot Catherine McVee.
The great Jesse L. Martin is joining.
When Joe was like, okay, and I go, no, she's like, who is that?
Don't you remember him?
He was Tom Collins from Rant.
And really?
Really?
Oh, Charlotte Maria.
Really?
He was in the original cast of Rant.
But that is not why you know him.
That's all I'm saying.
I know he's on law and order.
That's what I'm talking about.
I thought you were trying to say like another musical or something.
No.
He played detective Ed Green for nine years on law and order.
He was Lenny's partner.
And he was supposed to be playing Marvin Gaye in a biopic and nothing ever happened with that.
Smash, congratulations.
That's a huge win for you.
He is going to play a character named Scott Welker, who is a director who may have ties to other characters
and they may involve him in a love triangle with Debra Messing's character.
Just sing for me.
He's an amazing talent.
Amazing.
Like, you say when they were from law and order, like, he was the one guy that they couldn't go anywhere without somebody knowing him.
And they said he's like the most approachable guy in the world.
So congratulations on that.
Also, we have the actors who would be playing Jess's parents on New Girl.
That is the Zooey Nationals character.
Rob Reiner and Jamie Lee Curtis.
There's a pairing for you.
I'm kind of in on this.
I don't watch it, but is it like going to be like a permanent thing or is it just timber?
They haven't said for sure, but I think, you know, she's going to be quirky.
You couldn't have too much.
If you put those two together, they would have a quirky kid.
True.
Big fan of both of those two.
Even though she's gotten kind of weird.
She's just all those activity of commercials.
And that's too much information.
And when they did that on Saturday Night Live with Chris and Week playing her.
Oh, look it up on YouTube. It's genius.
Season four of a recent development currently in production.
Oh, Brandon's checked in. Good to see you, sir.
Hi.
We have two huge names that will be doing some guest spots on the new season of a rest of the development.
We'll be exclusively on Netflix.
The very beautiful, hello nurse to Iowa Fisher.
We'll be doing a guest spot as well as a guy that seems to be everywhere.
Nowadays.
He is not dead.
No, oh, Terry Cruz.
For those of you who don't know what Charlotte's referencing, when we lost the great actor Michael Clark Duncan, there was a.
And Brandon actually, you know, they're nice segue, by the way.
Puts a picture up on Facebook of a local news station that had Michael Clark Duncan's obituary with Terry Cruz's picture on the screen.
Really?
So you hear about the other affiliate in New York that was doing the story.
And then all of a sudden cut to video footage of seal and Heidi Klum.
Yeah, awkward.
Oops.
But I'll, but I'll give him credit for that.
Yeah.
When they went.
Oh, and in Chad's wife, who was up Jewish of Jewish descent.
Apparently, it's on your conversion.
British descent is in the room.
But they went on to their website.
And it was precious jewels.
That's where that's confusing for me.
And the, and the basically the posts on their website was our bad.
We screwed up.
We know it.
I thought that was just like, you know what?
What else you need to say?
We did that.
That was us.
It's going to be on YouTube and about a nanosecond.
So yeah, we did that.
Well, one thing I want to add on TV talk.
Yes, sir.
I heard a lot of people talking about the season premiere of Suns
and Anarchy and just how wheels off it truly was.
Incredible show.
You got to get it somehow.
Yeah, but aren't they in like season 19 or something?
I'm very behind.
I think season five.
There's season five and five season five.
If not season four of my guess is five.
That show is so incredible.
These music is so awesome.
All right.
Let's move on.
Do a little sports.
We're going to talk a little bit of baseball.
The season winding down.
So there's not going to be a whole lot of exposition talk about what's going on.
I mean, let's just go straight to the standings.
In the American league east.
The Toronto Blue Jays are now tied with the Boston Red Sox.
For the basement 16 and a half games back.
Your Red Sox don't even have a winning record at home, Charlotte.
33 and 43.
Did you see the thing about Justin Pedroy on the other night?
The camera just happened to be on him when Bobby Valentine told him his wife was about to have their baby.
And the look at his face and the expletive that followed was brilliant.
Awesome.
I enjoy that.
Tampa Bay.
Now here's the chasm for you.
The Red Sox and the Blue Jays are 16 and a half games back.
The Rays right now are four games out.
So this thing is pretty much done.
We played what?
How many games?
82.
18.
145.
So there's 17 games left.
There's about depending on the team, about 17, 18.
So you're a half game from mathematical elimination at this point.
I can't win it every year.
And the Orioles only a half game back of the Yankees right now.
Who called that at the beginning of the season?
That the Orioles would be the Jays this.
He sent an eagle that had a mullet.
And that's how he knew.
It's a American eagle.
That was a text at Charleston.
It was a bald eagle and a bald eagle with a mullet instead of an American eagle.
It just makes me happy.
In the AL Central, the Minnesota twins are tied with the Cleveland Indians 19 games back.
So they are mathematically eliminated.
The Kansas City Royals are 13 games back.
But this is a two horse race.
The Tigers are one game behind the White Sox right now.
The Tigers have won four straight.
The Chicago has won two straight as we get into the stretch.
In the AL West, the Seattle Mariners 17 and a half games back.
By the way, they just see that Seattle, the city has approved funding to build an arena
that can hold NBA and NHL.
That happened on Wednesday.
Well, that's only about what?
Eight years too late.
Well, you never know.
The Los Angeles Angels of Anaheim, Los Angeles County, California,
America, North America, Earth, Milky Way universe.
Or as we like to call them.
Oh, that was my, that was my monk.
They are seven and a half games back.
The A's are only three back of your Texas Rangers right now.
So Ranger fans, don't rest on your laurels.
This thing is not over yet.
In the AL West, the Rockies now 23 and a half games back.
So they are out of this.
San Diego Padres 13 and a half back to Diamondbacks 11 back.
And the LA Dodgers are now getting pulled away from as the Giants are now seven
and a half games up on them.
They have one three straight in the NL Central.
The Houston Astros.
They're the only team that has not 150 games left.
They're going to lose 100 games this year.
They're the only two.
They have a 150.
The Charlotte Bobcats of the MLB.
Houston Astros.
They've got a better winning percentage.
But they're only one game away from 100 losses.
And they are now 41 games in the first place at all.
They are the Columbus Blue Jackets of the Major League Baseball.
Did they even try any more when they go out there?
Well, Clemens is pitching in their Major League system.
And he says, I'll come pitch for the Astros,
but only against the contender.
You're 74 years old.
What stroke do you have?
But somebody put for the very interesting theory.
You know why he wants to make it to the big leagues?
Because if he pitches one game,
it pushes his Hall of Fame eligibility back another five years.
So the thinking is,
if I get up there and I push this back far enough,
this whole scandal will be far enough behind me that people will vote me in.
And I'm like, you know what?
That's not a bad theory, though.
That's not a bad theory at all.
But Pete Rose is still not in there.
There's some things that people never forget.
But I think it's about a theory.
Possibly.
I'm going to put water to it.
Oh, yeah.
And in the only division that matters,
the NL East, my Miami Marlins 25 games out of first place,
they're not going to lose 100 games this year,
because the most they can lose is the most they can lose right now.
I just lost my...
I mean, they'll get, they might get to the 90s,
but they will not lose 100 games.
They won't do it, because they've won 64.
So the most they'll lose is 98.
The Mets 22 and a half games out.
The Phillies in the middle of the pack 16 out.
And my Braves.
Now, six and a half games behind the Washington Nattinals.
The Nattinals have lost two straight,
but they've got a plus 133 run differential.
But regardless, aren't they winning the Wildcard?
I think that's what we're going to look at right now.
You're American League Wildcard standings right now.
Oakland and Baltimore have the top two spots right now.
Laugh!
Is two and a half back, the Razor 3 and a half back,
the Tigers are four back.
That's really all that matters.
Because then Seattle's 12 and a half back.
Seattle's 12 and a half back in the Wildcard.
And which technically they could catch if they didn't get out.
In the National League at Lanna and John's beloved St. Louis Cardinals
have your two Wildcard slots.
The Dodgers are a game back.
The Pirates are two and a half games back.
So you're still in it, sir.
The Phillies are three back.
The Brewers are three and a half.
The Diamondbacks are four and a half.
San Diego is seven back.
The Mets are nine and a half back.
And then it gets into double digits.
Hey, but the Astros are only 30 games out of the Wildcard.
So there's that.
And if there are one of three teams that even got 160 games
and they suffer 150, there are some teams that it's just too easy.
That's all I want to say.
It's just too easy.
And it's sad because most of my in-laws live down there.
But I'll say what, I want to go to a game with that park.
I've heard that park is gorgeous.
It is.
It's right in the middle of downtown right next to the Toyota Center.
I haven't seen that.
I haven't seen that.
I haven't seen that.
And it's sponsored by MinuteMade, who I'm on board.
Maybe that's why they suck.
They spend all the money on them.
Oh, it's good.
Well, where do lines nice, though?
I'll say that's a big stadium because Houston.
Yeah.
That reminds me of a beautiful stadium.
You know, when you live in Houston,
you have just literally stepped off the surface of the sun
into wherever you're going.
Yes.
By the way, speaking of which,
could last few days be any more wonderful
from a weather standpoint?
It's been very nice here.
I actually had to, I had to, I had to wear jeans this morning.
I didn't want to.
Because it was kind of too late.
Because I do this thing where I put my hand up against the window
to see how cold it is outside.
I was like, oh, it's kind of cold outside.
You know, it was like 63 this morning.
Two weeks ago in the show I did with you,
you said all would be right in the world since football
was starting if just the weather got better.
And it did.
So all would be right in the world if I can win a lottery.
The worst second happened is that it doesn't happen.
Yeah, I think you should be more specific.
Because you could win the lottery and win like 20 bucks.
Hey, that's 20 bucks more than I had when I started the day.
I want to win like a million dollars.
I would be right if I won a million dollars.
Yeah, but then you'd want two million.
I would be right if you and T would just give me my freaking diploma
and I didn't have to go to school for the next two months.
Hey, say, now that's good.
I like that.
I like that.
Yeah, have you not told them who you are?
No.
Just look, I have the official Justin Timberlake of a clubhouse.
You people better recognize.
Just saying.
Let's move on to do a little music talk.
I still haven't found Monica.
But I thought that she said she went to a different campus.
She went to that.
She's part of the tams.
Like it's not actually like you and T.
It's like the Texas.
I don't know.
Can we sidetrack on that for a minute?
Because we were talking about Jeopardy,
which by the way comes back Monday.
They had a kid on teen week or around kids week.
That was talking about how he did a like a student film
where like he would go just stand in front of people in line
to see if anybody would say anything.
I actually have seen that film.
That's part of a seminar I took last year.
Oh, really?
It's crazy.
I know that.
That's a kid.
I see your movie.
And it's right because he would just go
and he would stand in front of people in lines at stores.
Just to see what people are only one person said something to it.
So you've seen all the DC teen weeks?
I'm caught up with everything.
Okay.
I'm just waiting for the new episode.
They saw the girl at one like $80,000.
Yes.
That was later earlier this year.
Because remember in all of August in the beginning of September,
it's just all the tournaments from the previous season.
I'm way behind on pop-up video though.
Let's do some music talk.
You hear them in the background right now?
The very hot Hillary from Lady Anthem Bellum.
Both they and Sealo Green will be releasing Christmas albums.
Next month.
No, separately.
Oh.
But you know, there's something about the Lady A.
I'm not a fan of them.
They may be sad when their music plays.
Like I'm always like,
I love this song.
And she's just absolutely gorgeous.
I think that one song was just shoved down our throat.
But need you now?
Yes.
Like it was people's ringtone.
That was my wife's ringtone for a while.
That was my wife's ringtone for a specific reason.
And you know it's bad when she calls me and that ringtone hits.
And even my goddaughter goes,
oh, I get that.
Sealo Green, which Megan probably working tonight.
Oh.
She said the big boss came in.
You're the last time I met her before, so I hope she did okay.
Also, we have some problems with a company called Digital Domain.
This is one of the creators of the two-pop hologram from Coachella this year.
They have declared bankruptcy.
Ouch.
They were founded by James Cameron.
He is not bankrupt.
No.
They won an Oscar for their work on the curious case of Benjamin Button.
And they closed their paints at Port Saint Lucie Florida office
and fired most of their 320 employees.
Why do I say Port Saint Lucie Florida?
Because Port Saint Lucie has a connection to this show.
Port Saint Lucie, I've got to stop talking so fast.
Port Saint Lucie is the former home of friends of the show Phil and Shannon and the girls.
That's where they moved here from.
Still one of my, did I ever tell you the story of the first time they came to a pay-per-view?
No.
Their middle daughter, Courtney, who did some soccer refereeing today.
I saw.
Awesome.
So good on you.
Are you an adult?
Hey, when I start looking like an adult, let me know.
I just, it was one of the most genius moments.
That's all we always say when Courtney goes places that she has her own show.
It's called Keeping it Real with Courtney.
And that's what that is.
Big news for fans of these guys.
Friend of the show.
Wendy Geary Belton is a big fan of these guys.
Hey, mama said the way you move.
Go make you sweat.
Go make you groove.
I know we talked on the show that one time about it.
Please get back together.
Please do one tour.
One tour.
But you know what?
Go to a movie theater on October 17th and you can watch it.
Because their O2 reunion show from what was it three or four years ago.
We'll be released in theaters on October 17th and you can own it on DVD and I am praying to the God of all things good and holy blue ray.
On November 19th because I've seen some of the footage from this thing.
I was actually in New York for a pre-proposal conference overnight and they showed about two minutes.
It was that night and it was amazing.
Like you could close your eyes and you think it was 1970.
Was bottom the drummer.
Yeah, the kid.
Yeah, Jason.
What?
I know, but still just to see these guys do a stairway to head.
But it's all plant.
It's all plant.
All the other three guys who let's do this and plants like, no, I'm like, you're a moron.
I hope you have 90 bajillion dollars in the bank.
Because that's the only reason that you would say no to this.
Because they would make so much money that we'd have to borrow money from other planets when we find that they're inhabitable just to cover the dead it would cost.
People in mortgage their house to see it.
I mean.
Also speaking of live shows, there's a new ACDC live album coming November that's 20th.
It's going to be called Rive at River Plate.
It's actually going to be taken from three different shows they did at this place.
It's their first live album in 20 years.
And I looked it up and it's true.
They said a new album will be coming in the next year or two.
They said they're not quite ready for the new album yet.
But do I need new material from ACDC?
Just go and roll out the hits.
And that's what it's like rush.
It's like buff.
Yeah, but rush still does great work.
I know, but people want to see why I'm like Tom Sawyer.
But they still play those.
Yeah, they still open the show with live.
Exactly.
Exactly.
It's like, you know, they want to, when people see ACDC, they want to hear hell's bells back to black.
I mean, back in black.
The whole array.
I just love Brian Johnson.
Because you cannot understand a word he says.
But when he is like, I was talking to my guitar player today.
And this is the, if you ever heard the ACDC live, the first live album they did.
Which was the only thing close to a greatest hits album you got until the 90s.
This was Brian Johnson.
Oh my name is coming after that.
I'm going to do it as a soul, but yeah.
It's got to do it.
And then he sings it.
It's like, I'm holding a jack.
I don't know who's worse.
Him or Aussie.
I can't figure out.
Yeah.
It's like, they're like the Australian and British Dylan.
But it's just, I see.
I've seen ACDC twice and they were incredible both times.
They were great.
Music new releases in your local wherever you buy music from this Tuesday.
Amy Mann indeed darling formerly of.
Oh my goodness.
I just lost the name.
Silk Tuesday.
She's a girl from Till Amy Mann's a girl from Till Tuesday.
Yeah, I wonder.
Till Tuesday.
She releases her new album.
She's done quite a few independent albums.
Yeah.
She releases her brand new album.
Charmer this coming Tuesday.
The return of Ben folds five.
Who does one of my favorite songs called song for the dumped?
Where the whole of course has given me my money back.
You be.
And don't forget my sweater.
It just makes me happy.
And then a new album from these guys.
You thought they were broken up?
Nope.
They are back together and getting it done.
Allegedly.
And this is my favorite song by now.
This is called Holy Water.
Love this song.
Big and rich return.
With an album called Hillbilly Jedi.
Stephen, you okay with it?
Yes.
Been awful quiet this segment.
Why don't you hear it?
Yeah.
The Carly Rae Jepsen.
She's on my bus list.
Is she really?
I love her.
Can I stand her?
Can I stand her?
Is it because of the song?
The song.
Okay.
Somebody call her a personal.
But it's not her.
It's not like she's singing the song.
But see, Stephen's going to go here with me on this.
Stephen, why do I love this song?
Wait, wait.
You call me maybe a song?
Yes.
I don't remember.
Because the Miami Dolphin cheerleaders did a lip shoot.
Oh, oh, oh, yeah.
The YouTube video.
During their...
Everybody did a lip shoot.
Yeah, but they were at their bikini challenge or photo shoot.
There is one that's funny on Pinterest.
And it's like...
Grab this girl and she says...
Whatever.
I'm pregnant and it's your baby.
Like to that song.
It's really funny.
I know we just met, but this is crazy.
But I'm pregnant and it's your baby.
And she's going to premiere it on Ellen on Monday.
Oh, is she?
Yeah.
I'll be sure to miss that.
Another Indie Darling band that's been around for a while.
They were actually on the soundtrack to Reality Bites.
Dinosaur Jr.
Releases a new album called I Bet On Sky.
Oh, you're a pretty good band.
I actually like them.
Have you heard anything from like 10 years ago?
The Dwight Yokem.
Releases a brand new album called Three Pairs P-E-A-R-S.
I just think he's a better actor than Singer.
Yeah, but he looked at a guy who looked at him and said,
I reckon I'm okay with it.
But he was so great in Panic Room.
Oh, it was good in Slingblade.
Kanye West presents G-O-O-D, the music cruel summer.
Brandon said on Facebook today,
he is very much looking forward to this album.
And Nio releases his brand new album,
this is his brand new album, R-E-D,
coming out on Tuesday.
And then we have a new album from a lady that's on this song.
When is it going?
When is it going?
I don't know.
You're looking for.
Just like that.
Timberlands first shock value.
I'm so glad.
Nelly Furtado releases
the spirit indestructible.
This coming week.
There she is.
Hello, Nelly.
I love her first album.
It's called Wo-Nelly.
Just made me happy.
Oh, Notre Dame Michigan State underway.
And underway in a big way.
Touchdown Michigan State.
We're going to talk about that here in just a little while.
A pink finally releases her new album,
The Truth About Love.
I've heard good things about it.
Apparently her-
A picture of her in a magazine the other day.
She's looking amazing.
She's amazing.
She's who she is.
And I heard her performance at the VMAs
was phenomenal this year.
Also projected releases their album,
Human.
This is a hybrid of seven dust and creed in one album.
I saw creed once.
They're incredible.
I love creed.
I like the bald Scott staff took a little bit and used to.
I did an FAU just break one on Georgia.
Look at that.
Wow.
The country legend,
Rickie Lee Jones,
really, this is her new album that devil you know.
And a new album from this guy.
This is 2003 all over again.
Come on.
Yeah, it literally brought it.
Actually two thousand two.
Jean Paul releases tamahock
technique only
if you play Assassin's Creek.
Great underrated band,
the john Spencer Blues Explosion.
explosion releases their new album meet and bone on Tuesday the killers from
Las Vegas and Nevada released Battleborn and Wiz Khalifa with a brand new
album this week called ONIFC I don't even want to know what that means I just I
have no desire to know what that actually means because that even if I did I
probably couldn't say it anyway you are listening to the clubhouse we are live
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get rolling with just a little bit of NHL talk we are now four hours and 11
minutes away from a lockout neither side has budged the the coaches are now
supporting the players if this happens it will be the fourth lockout in NHL
history all four lockouts have happened in the last 21 years why don't they do
like a 10-year deal or something like that that felt as why don't they just
lower their ticket prices so people care because Canada does I have that
system of measuring time and everything yeah it would it would only be eight years
Canadian that would be the problem but they have poutine
we don't listen to some of my my top 10 stadium foods they have a thing in
Canada that's called poutine and it's French fries covered in cheese and gravy
oh don't go this again oh okay I think I think you've told me that before but
and plus I get to excuse to use the word poutine in a sense so that was so mean of
you that was a great list though oh it was incredible still me good join us for
little fellowship after the show okay Chick-fil-A she she had waterburger when she got here okay
you best believe I'm going mmm cheap filly I think about the lockout though I feel sorry for all
the workers that are getting he totally just went to your he's sorry he said he felt sorry
which is close to Canada they had a they had a press conference
Friday afternoon and there were like 50 players there all standing on stage right behind
it this is I'm telling you something this lie I can't even say if because this lockout is going
to happen because right before we went on the air I checked the news and it said no this is happening
say goodbye to the NHL it's over it's done because I'm gonna tell you something I will never
watch the NHL again I'm done but I'll give them seven days if this lockover is not over in seven
days I will never watch another NHL game again I can't remember the last time I watched an NHL game
and they have really built over the years getting the Stanley Cup on network and all the other
stuff I mean you know 20 years ago they Stanley Cup was not even trying to about any network and
now it's another bonus yeah in these people are so rich you know what about those workers that
are not able to work or lose the money the security the concession people everybody it's fine
you think about I mean how much does it cost to go to a hockey game right now a thousand dollars
and that's just to get parking anywhere from five to 20 to 75 bucks depending and that's why
we're gonna move on and do a little POI gladly POI stands for person of interest it is a segment
we do on this show where we take a person or an entity and we debate their greatness or lack
their oven I was having some trouble coming up with POI and so earlier today when I was actually
writing the list is when this happened because you'll talk we'll talk about the list at the end of
the show but the list and I was looking at something that was kind of that tied into the list on
Amazon and it made me I saw this and I went oh and I want to I don't want to talk about the board game
because number one you don't see a much anymore and it's a dog unshamed to me because even board
games are now being turned into video games has broke game night they've done three or four of those
now um movies my wife actually watched battleship on demand my you paid our money for that she's
like no it's really good I'm like no it's not I don't have to see it to know it's not but then again
the lovely and talented Mrs. Irvin has very strange viewing habits and I mean very like there's times
I've been with this woman for almost a decade and a half she is the most important thing in the
world to me I love her to the end of the earth I still to this day can walk in the house and go
what are you watching it's just the oddest thing I do know what her favorite movie of all time is
and that's that thing you do it's that's that movies on she will stop down she we have it on
DVD even if it's on TV like it could be on your local fox affiliate she will still stop down
no she loves the own eaters that's one of my favorite parts the wonders
but I love board games if you look in the closet in the master bathroom which is where I hang my
clothes it is full of board games especially if you have the words trivial and pursuit on something
on in noise I love trigger proceed I've been playing like 10 years by I love that game I have so
many of her between that and see it that's like one whole wall on a shelf in in the closet yeah
um let's just go around the horn don't favorite board game ever
come back to me I'm debating all right Steven it'd be trivial pursue or any specific version
or just in general just in general I like them all most of them yeah most of them
that or I'd have to say like uh I think that's it I mean there's the other ones but I can't think
of them right now Charlotte shoots and ladders oh a classic love that in absolute classic
Reverend Andrew's a big fan of risk my thing with risk is it's like monopoly it takes way too long
too long classic board games and because I have very very personal memories of this game because it's a
game that my mother and I used to play all the time and it was a word that we made fun of Don saying
earlier sorry oh I have a huge fan of sorry always have been always will be um a game that kind
of takes a long time but not as bad that I like the game of life yes yeah always fun um again big
trivial pursuit fan big I like and I also like where they have the games that are integrated with the
DVD those are kind of fun like seeing it um trivial pursuit did an SNL edition that was really good
we have friends seen it oh me and my sister pulled a fastball on some people one time we're like
hey we just got this new game you guys want to play and that total domination took place I will
I will take you down the Chinatown you tell my Hannah Jane to bring it okay if and if that's an
excuse that I can have to see my Hannah Jane because I don't see her very often anymore who we love
very much um Jules is sliders I've never heard of I think that might be the British version of sorry
yeah that's how I was thinking uh is that what that is Jules where you have the the four colored
pieces and you have to go all the way around the board and you can hit certain things and slide
four or five places I'm not sure if that's what the same thing or not that I've got Cody likes
my fix he clues another one that takes longer than it should it doesn't take as long as a monopoly
or risk and interests as the Scategories count absolutely absolutely hi ho cheerio is fun yeah hi
I've played that for oh all the time hi ho cheerio in mom madness me my sister is playing mom
see a mom madness was a little bit after my time um
see the sliders candy land is a great one candy land was was a classic classic back in the day
it's perfect like it's perfect for kids because it teaches them colors and it's perfect
but the the board game has really kind of gone the way of the way because I remember if you had
something that was remotely popular like Erkel had a board game well I think the reason is
to become not popular anymore is because if you wanted to play a board game when you like when
when you're a my age your parent had to sit down and play with you now they can just throw in a
game on that but see that was the genius of it yeah that you could sit down as a family turn the
TV off and you would have time together as a family chat a bit fan of pit which I am not
I've never heard of that it's like a card game but it's like a trading game and people
start screaming and yelling and it's like a stock trader but oh remember did you cranium
absolute classic I absolutely I have a couple that I have bring it sir bring it one operation
didn't like operation I like to scare because it's kind of freaked me out with it I have to say
monopoly because you could change the things and do your own like they have a Dallas Cowboys
and that was a monopoly games take longer than garbage matches that's my problem with monopoly
anything that can take more than 24 hours to play in one game I also which is on a board
chess chess always a great game and chess to me is one of the good friend of the show great
friend of mine for almost 30 years uh James Harding you know always think of chess one of the
cuz he could beat me in three moves and we would there was one day that we sat on Jupiter
Beach when I was doing youth ministering the kids were out surfing he and I sat on the beach and
played chess all day you know it's just that's that's an absolute and I prefer chess to checkers
because checkers kind of boards yeah same thing you get to a certain point in checkers where you're
just like okay it's over here you go quick quick quick we're done uh I'm a big fan of um catch
phrase have you ever played that catch phrase yes taboo yes all right taboo like those get like
scruples have you ever played that scruples because that can get really uncomfortable yeah
it's real awkward and loaded questions with the same way yeah it just gets a little awkward and one
other scrabble scrabble it depends on who you're playing if you got people who can't spell
then it sucks if you're playing like Bill Cosby you're going to get the gabber group of gabber
together with the dude did you did you guys hear that that at the national scrabble tournament
somebody got busted for cheating they were keeping extra blank tiles I'm like what kind
of a world do we live in when we're having cheating scandals and and national scrabble tournaments
what an absolute run by trade burden you're a beast sir I know we're talking board games but one
thing I'm a huge fan of is card games not like betting poker and crazy eights is amazing
hearts a hard spades oh the greatness Uno Uno is wonderful I'm a card freak I'm a card
I love the gypsy and I I do want to go back for a minute to operation um I ever played
Egyptian rats group okay with yeah it's it's called different things depending on where you are
I love that the have you seen the new version of operation that you do with r2d2 no yes
it's what I'm just screaming and they have a they also had they had they did a family
guy version with Peter Griffin the only thing I can hope is every time you hit the side it goes
oh my gosh the bird is a word I got the bird bird bird the bird the bird is the word
remember that one episode we kept on doing it over the bird bird bird the bird is the word
but that's P.O.Y that's probably the longest P.O.Y we've spent in a long time and one of
their hungry hungry hippos oh if you lost the marbles people tried to replace them the
regular marbles and it totally didn't work don't break the ice yeah yeah yeah but I was
also a fan of pick-up sticks oh yeah some of that simple pick-up sticks jenga jenga she's great
frustrated you used to play jenga with Hannah because every time she pulls out a little block
she's like jenga there's a that's not how it works you idiot hey hey uh at this place barcadia I
forgot where it is but this is a place called barcadia they have life-sized jenga blocks they're
bigger than me I mean there's a bunch of places that do that yeah it's like so cool not to be
rude or anything but Charlotte you have a better chance in jenga that I do because look at your
fingers versus mine you got you got the sauce the chance you got the meat claws let's move on and
get into one of the reasons all was right in the world oh tnf fillers oh yay I know they're
depressing year but still it's football so it gets a pass let's go we've officially lost my
boyfriend we talked about the cowboy game last week so let's talk about sundays games Atlanta
over Kansas City 40 to 24 Matt Ryan 23 of 31 for 299 yards and three touchdowns feels beloved
Philadelphia Eagles squeak one out against the Cleveland Browns even with Michael Vick 29 to 56
317 yards two touchdowns he threw four picks Detroit over St. Louis 27 to 23
good luck tomorrow Sam Bradford did not even clear 200 yards passing
the Washington Redskins welcome back to the NFL to the Washington Redskins as they drum
the New Orleans Saints don't let 40 to 32 fool you Robert Griffin the third 19 of 26 320
and two touchdowns drew breeze 24 of 52 339 three touchdowns with two picks here here's here's
the thing I'm not a Saints fan I am not standing up for the Saints at all I'm very proud of
RG3 I knew he was better than Andrew Luck since before the draft here's the thing for the Saints
to lose like that you also have to realize there's no coaching there I mean it's the same team
almost it's just there's no coaching there whatsoever so you kind of got to give that that that
little he's the same system it's the same system but still play calling with you have to have
the right play calling New England opens their season with a drumming of Tennessee 34 to 13
Tom Brady gets called do you hear what that was it's a Grand Kowski called him
the most manly Metro Metro sexual he knew our beloved dolphins get trumped by Houston 30 to 10
Reggie Bush 14 rushes for 69 yards in comparison area and foster 26 rushes for 79 yards and two
touchdowns it's gonna be a long season the JET jets jets jets still suck suck suck yeah but they
beat up on whoever's gonna be in the only team that might let Miami not be in the cellar and
that's Buffalo 48 to 28 yeah Ryan Fitzpatrick boy should of hold it held off and sign in that long
term deal last year as he goes 18 for 32 not even 200 yards three touchdowns and three picks
Sanchez played well uh the Minnesota Vikings have to go into overtime against Jacksonville
so how far have they fallen even with Adrian Peterson's two touchdowns in 84 yards
Blaine Gabbard goes 23 for 39 with 260 yards and two touchdowns the Bears drum Indianapolis Colts
but then we'll talk about what happened to them on Thursday night Jake Cutler shut your
mouth that's all I had to say about that my beloved Tampa Bay Buccaneers open with a win over
Carolina Josh Freeman 16 to 24 138s and a touchdown but they only scored 16 points what are you
gonna do San Francisco over Green Bay 30 to 22 Alex Smith starting to start and strong
Arizona beat Seattle in the battle of who the heck cares 20 to 16
Denver over Pittsburgh 31 to 19 Peyton Manning strong in his debut in Denver 19 of 26 253 yards
and two touchdowns and then I gotta say this about my Steelers as a diehard fan
Ben had a good day though I know but here's the problem I'll tell you this right now at the
beginning of the season I make him prediction I hate our offensive coordinator already all he
wants to do is run on every first down basically the whole game they ran in the defense knew it
and we got nowhere with the run game it ain't gonna work I hate our fence coordinator I hate him
already but you threw the ball 40 times yeah but here's a problem on every first down you run it
you're going to get one yard if you're lucky that's what happened you could blame the running back
or the offensive line for that but that's a smart play call when you run the ball you gotta set
the tempo and you don't want to cough up an interception right after every first down though they
it's gonna be hard run let's get ready oh I hate him already you threw the ball 40 times you
only ran at 31 I know so they didn't even to the running game we start scoring I mean got rid of
the running game start passing when the first quarter though you had you had one less first down
you only lost the total yardage game by 50 yards I know it's just you held the ball 11 more minutes
I know but it's okay it's Peyton Manning and Rob and I were both wrong he's back and he's
better it's week one it's week one he hasn't taken that one solid shot when he takes a solid shot
and we makes it's a week eight we'll talk he took three solid shots that he didn't get no
for two of them it's week one against this deal it's against this deal I still worry about
Kurt Angle to this day so believe me I'm gonna hang on this for a while your Monday night double
header I actually got to watch both of these games because I had Monday night off
Baltimore's for real like Joe Flacco although he looks like he should be running a register at a
meat market so it looks like he should be on Reno 9 1 he is slinging the rock brother 21 of 29
for 299 yards and two touchdowns they look I mean by the third quarter of that game I was
bored senseless but then you know it and the game that we thought was going to be stink the
stinker San Diego and Oakland was a great game until the third quarter till it became sloppy
and the long staff fill of rivers decided he was gonna actually play ball yeah Oakland's Oakland
had horrible special teams problems their long snapper actually got injured and the guy that
replaced him three horrible snaps like it's funny it's called special team so let's go ahead
and look forward it to this week Thursday night green bay don't let 23 to 10 fool you they green
bait drum Chicago and Brandon Marshall's job to touchdown passes and again
Jay Cutler shut your mouth does he hear when he said to the reporters no they said something he's
like yeah I dream of throwing four picks every day that guy's just a D bag
seeing them fail tomorrow's games starting at noon in a in a game I'm hopeful for after
Monday nights even we have a glimmer of hope as our beloved Miami Dolphins open at home against
the Oakland hold on you have to say it right against the Oakland right I don't have a
soundboard over it that's cheating that's cheating Houston goes to Jacksonville so Houston will be
2 and 0 Cleveland and Cincinnati in the Battle of Ohio that will only be shown in those two cities
can's a city at Buffalo and the other matchup who that cares Baltimore at Philly that could be a great
game or Baltimore will blow them out those are the two possible outcomes in that game Baltimore's
going to blow them out down the quarter back for USC limping good Minnesota at Indianapolis Minnesota
wins oh come on you know I'm pulling for Andrew Luck though Andrew Luck's over it he can't
throw outside the numbers he can't throw to his wide outs pulling for that kid he's not
worse than Brandon we Arizona at New England New England favored by 150 is that all
uh but there wouldn't know what you can do New Orleans at Carolina somebody's going to get a
win on the board it's Carolina Tampa Bay at my Giants are my time to be bucking here is at the
Giants Cowboy fans root for my bucking here tomorrow because you'll be playing them next week
at your home opener Washington at St. Louis I'm gonna say right now the redskins are going to
trounce St. Louis I agree with that they're going to take St. Louis to the wood shed Tennessee at San Diego
a mediocre offense plays a mediocre defense gala at Seattle and let me explain some to you cowboy
fans win this game tomorrow you'd better because what what people want to talk about Cowboys Grady
see let me say something the Cowboys had this crazy habit of beating the teams they're not supposed
to and losing to the teams they are they're supposed to beat and every year you talked about it
last week we're going the Super Bowl or you lose the first game now we'll be building for next
year uh what's up with everyone jumping the gun on week one they said all the Packers uh
season is in jeopardy they lost the first game and they said the Cowboys are going to win the
Super Bowl after the win because that my friend is the nature of the NFL that's the nature of the
Espin you've got 16 shots that's all it is also the New York Jets at Pittsburgh sir tomorrow
I am yellow and black all day so my wait we have to redeem ourselves wait who are they playing
you're the Jets oh oh oh oh unless Teemo plays and then I got to hit you with a chair and do a
heel turn I'm just letting you know the minute they put Teemo in like whoever's there I I
hit him with a chair and turn on him I'm just letting you know it's just gonna happen like the
love of that Detroit at San Francisco it depends on which Detroit shows up San Francisco could be
the team to watch this year oh yeah they they're they're they're gonna be strong that is your uh
Sunday night game this week but we'll be on your local ABC affiliate but we'll be watching the
paper view they'll have it on them sure yeah you just got to walk out into the man room and try to
go enjoy Monday night football this week Peyton Manning and his Denver Broncos go to Atlanta another
one of my NFC picks to go with San Francisco and the NFC title game you know what I think that
game is going to be surprisingly good I think a lot of people are expecting Peyton to go in there
and throw all day long on him I think it's going to be not with that second there in Mike Nolan's
defense uh-uh and uh just in case you didn't know Tony Gonzalez still in the league so there's
that yeah 25 years later let's go to the other side of the coin and the reason you stay home on a
Saturday night as we go on campus your big college football news the other day Notre Dame leaving
the big east and everything but football and going to the ACC and everything but football
if I may say two weeks ago smartest man a lot but see here's the thing you talked about how you know
they were darling and you went what's the one thing you said no only if they joined the conference
but they didn't in football that's the thing I know it's everything but football they're still
gonna be independent in football because they like that NBC money I think that the NCAA needs
to put pressure on them to join a conference and why are you going to the ACC why are you not going
to the big 10 that's where all your rivals are they must play five ACC teams every year they will
pay a five million dollar exit fine they also cannot leave the big east for two years
I do like their football their their fight time it's just very
win one fennigipa
I like them so let's go to the the the feature we do every year during college football
that I like to do week talk about who showed up who didn't we have nobody on the fence this week
that do Johnson's because it's two it's it's week two week three is where things start to get a
little real so this will be from last week and then we'll give you updates on games from today
last week who showed up congratulations case state were they 52 to 13 win over the unit over over the
use less over the use less Miami's top performer was tight end Clive Walford three catches for 61 yards
in a touchdown that was their top performer they put 498 yards total up Miami 262 they kept the
Miami to five of 13 on third down where they were eight of 11 third down conversion is a very
important stat in football you must keep the ball moving forward they average seven yards per
play they did 288 yards on the ground so Miami tighten up that run defense they committed five
sacks for a loss of 31 yards they only had to punt one time and it went 52 yards
they forced three fumbles in one all of them so case state representing also Michigan with a 31
25 win over Air Force Denard Robinson from Johns beloved Deerfield Beach High School 14 of 25
for 208 yards with two touchdowns in one pick then he ran 20 times for 218 yards and two more
touchdowns Heisman Heisman people nope don't look at USC I'm just telling you they but see Michigan
total yards they were within five yards of Air Force no fumbles that they had five penalties
for 45 yards which isn't bad but you got to keep those under control last last team who showed up
last week Georgia Mizzou welcome to the SEC take a 41 20 butt kicking quarterback Aaron Murphy
Aaron Murray 22 of 35 for 242 yards three touchdowns in a pick they also did it with less yardage
than a Mizzou and 10 last plays play smarter not necessarily harder okay efficiency but you got
to watch the penalties you had 12 of them who didn't show up this week and I just kind of want
to get settled in take a sip of my tasty beverage is it meal but it's a mountain but die mountain do
okay it's wonderful shout out to a buddy of mine Andrew Lek who told me who's he's an A&M
graduate he told me if A&M wins I'm coming on your show and you're gonna say I was right notice
Andrew Lek is not here good friend love him to death but I am a sportsman I am a sportsman
of the high sword that game was too close I thought it was going to be like 20 points
Texas A&M you only had 98 yards of offense in the second half and a 20 to 17 lost to my
beloved Gators and you lost and you had 20 more 27 yards more on offense but when you're 4
of 14 on third down oh and by the way you'll lost by three you sack my Gators eight times
and you still lost these are facts are look them up and they had nine penalties for 78 yards you
averaged almost nine yards of penalty just gonna throw that out average does a total offense
do you know what Andrew's doing he's like that kid not wanting to go home because he's going to get
spanked no but Andrew Andrew no Andrew Andrew was great because I said in a text I said a great
game I was very very worried you know he's like he's like me if my team loses I'm gonna give you
five reasons why you know Andrew's a great guy yeah yeah I'm so glad my brother and I are on
the same thing because my brother Chris would like usually rub stuff in my face what don't you be
I can't say the word Wisconsin badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger
10-7 lost to Oregon state they got outplayed by almost 150 yards they were two of 14 on third
down they had 16 less plays on offense and they were 20 of 38 on past plays you were barely 50%
in past plays Nebraska why are they even ranked this this is something Stephen and I were talking
about in pre show there is such a thing and I believe this thoroughly and completely there is
such a thing as being ranked by reputation and that's what Nebraska did in a 36 to 30 loss to
UCLA they gave up 653 yards of offense to the Bruins yeah they were one of 11 on third now
one of a which which makes UCLA's nine of 20 look genius
and they had half the penalty yardage Nebraska had seven penalties for 60 yards
now UCLA had 11 penalties for 126 yards
Oklahoma state where were you last week as you took a 59 38 drumming to unranked Arizona who by
the way is ranked now Oklahoma state was number 18 at the time well it shows us like you say
the rankings don't count till about week three yeah but they put up 636 yards of total offense
and lost by almost like 21 points and Arizona had 501 four turnovers they had two less first
downs and it was almost even in third down conversions you know how many rushing yards Oklahoma
state had that game how many just as many as me zero zero rushing yards
and they sacked Arizona four times by the way penalties you had 15 of them for 167 yards
and lastly a team that felt the wrath today who are now 0 and 2 thanks to a 34 31 overtime
loss to Louisiana Monroe who almost won again today be Arkansas Tyler Wilson 11 of 20 for
196 yards although from what we heard in the last segment you could play in the NFL with those
numbers they gave up 550 yards of total offense Arkansas also gave up six of seven get ready for it
on fourth down conversions six of seven Louisiana Monroe was six of seven on fourth down
they are scary they got outplayed in almost every category and Arkansas after three quarters
led 28 to 14 and lost an overtime with 66 plays Louisiana Monroe ran 103 and they were in their own
house shout out to KT for playing both games and getting a sack in each game so let's look at it
some highlights today Illinois over Charleston Southern 44 did nothing I'm not going to give you a
whole lot of scores because the kind of ruins that we talk about next week um Florida state
looking for you to play somebody but they did win 52 another over Wake Forest which is a conference
game so there's that the Duke Johnson's the useless gets a win today over Bethune Cook Rob
they are no longer the useless my show because they're not the you anymore all right they haven't
been to you in a walk yeah that's what I'm saying so in the only play they have on that team is Duke
Johnson so they are the Miami Duke Johnson's for the next four years A&M rebounded a 48 to 3 drumming
of SMU boy poor Arkansas here's Alabama Alabama hung 52 on you and you didn't get one
uh creepy creepy a score of the day as Akron beats Morgan state 66 to 6
yeah to close one has a new review to that uh Louisville Louisville almost 19 ranked Louisville
almost loses the North Carolina today that game came down to the wire what what did they say it was
34 to 14 at the half or something and they almost they almost lose or the 39 to 34 it was 36 to 7
wait what what game was it when we were watching the highlights from the the North Carolina Louisville
game it was 36 after three and they barely pulled out 39 to 34 as North Carolina's no it was
more than that 21 and 15 it was 36 to 7 and a half they took the Lebron James example in the fourth
quarter when it comes to defense it was insane hey got a ring pal I had to put it in Boise state not
ranked yet but they win today uh UTSA wins 38 to 14 real quick it's Boise undefeated Boise state I'm
sure they are and uh this is for Cheryl right now for college football news UTD is still the only
undefeated football team right now my beloved gators leading 34 to 20 with 955 remaining at Tennessee
18th right now that's going to be a huge win if we can hold on for that Ohio and Marshall tied in the fourth
quarter Mississippi state beating Troy I just like saying Troy Charlie you're losing North Texas is
losing 21 13 but it's still in the third quarter a lot of football to play the cow North Texas state my
wife hates it when I call that South Carolina finally opening up a lead just a little bit Baylor trailing
Sam Houston state early in the third quarter by three hate Sam Houston come on you're one of your
marquee matchups of the evening Stanford losing to USC but it's only 14 to 7 and we're only a minute
and a half before half time Notre Dame Michigan state another one of your marquee matchups tonight
Notre Dame up 14 to nothing about halfway through the second quarter there or three eights if you
like to do the math that way San Diego state up Texas will be playing at nine 15 Eastern as they
will be at Ole Miss LSU only up a touchdown on Idaho right before the half BYU 25th ranked will be at
Utah at 10 o'clock Eastern tonight Arizona 24th ranked hosting South Carolina state Lamar will be at
Hawaii again you can beat Hawaii at home then you got something going on there beat him on the road
everybody does that UCLA number 22 hosting the Houston Cougs a lot of Jen's family went there so I
got to give give love to the University of Houston my beloved South Florida bulls lose to Rutgers again
they just have our number sad face and you're fat in your Friday game Washington state 35 27 over
you and LB you are listening to the clubhouse we are your one stop shop for all things sports and
entertainment join us tomorrow night Fox and Hound Richardson Texas for the night of champions pre-show
at six o'clock central the paper view starts at seven five bucks get you in the door I'm gonna be
there it's gonna be gone we're all gonna be good time gotta be always a good time hanging out with the
let's get into some movie news shall we I knew it guess what chicken butt fried grease one piece
you know what uh Texas oh you oh you Texas oh you Texas it's on my birthday it's on my birthday
is it really October 13th no Texas more like South Oklahoma
okay Bobby make those seven o'clock in the morning a boy and red
so we got let's see less than a month of shopping days let's give box office numbers
again since the show is on Saturday night we give you last nights box office numbers because last
weekends box office numbers are old they are a number 10 what is this anybody got to win this last
ounce of courage but the bid is on this because there they were there were commercials all over the
place for it and since I DV everything I don't watch commercials anyway let me pull this up on
IMDB because there's a lot of a lot of people were talking about it's let's see there it is
stars martial art team and Jennifer O'Neill the son of a fallen soldier years after his father's
death tries to reconnect with his grandfather who is still grieving the loss of his child
oh Fred Williamson's in this he's really the only name I recognize as I'm scrolling through
Bill O'Reilly plays himself so there's that probably cameo or something a girl from Bedford by
the name of Jenna Boyd is in this thing she was in sisterhood of the traveling pants she was in
hunted she was in the missing she was in Dickey Roberts former child star okay she's got she's got
she got skins on a wall that is your 10th place finisher making $690,000 on its opening day
the deeply Republican film 2016 Obama's America still hanging in the top 10 it's made almost
$29 million in 64 days making $742 last night number eight speaking of campaigns
these that gallop and that gets Will Ferrell Chad double shot movie I love just I know I don't
seen it I know a doc said you know what he heard for 50 minutes it's a funny movie I thought it was
really it had the crowd going most of the times they had some real funny spots so I know I know
this is Chad's probably seen it six times already it's made almost it made a little over 81
million dollars and 36 days I don't understand why he won't give anything a shot of Will Ferrell
semi-pro is a lead he did he did yeah but it's a good move I like he watched anchor man he was like
he's stupid I'm like you're a George step brothers are semi-pro yeah but yeah I saw that press
grinning and even the press people laughing a lot through the movie you know so I mean that was
I tell you number seven making $846,000 on Friday for a 36 day total of $105.8 million for the
born legacy not doing as well as they thought number six speaking of not doing as well as they
thought making $880,000 on Friday for a 29 day total of $78.1 million for the expendables too
I got a feeling I was going to catch fire on home video number five 930,000 on Friday for an
8 day total of $7.2 million for the Bradley Cooper vehicle the words number four 1.4 million
dollars for a 17 day total of 27.3 million dollars for the shadow movie with Tom Hardy called
Lawless number three your box office champion from last weekend making $1.8 million on Friday
for a 15 day total of $37.2 million for the possession your silver winner last night 5.062
million dollars opening yes today we were talking about it in pre-show
where did Hannah Jane go yesterday finding Nemo 3d
and number one 8.4 million dollars opening last night because Milo Joe Vitch has to make 20 more of
these resident evil retribution I'm going to say this one looks kind of cool yeah that's one
and it has a was that Chris Garcia what's that she's on lost and stuff she's in the past
fast and furious is that Michelle Williams show Rodriguez show Rodriguez yeah Michelle Williams
was in the deserts child yeah but she's yeah she's like I think she could add to that I will be
interested Michelle Williams was in certain it was in Destiny's Child that Michelle Williams was
Heath Ledger's oh no that's right it was Heath Ledger's widow or girl that it's maybe Mama who
and I have to give a shout out it opens this coming Friday
end of watch yeah we're gonna talk about it hold on to it okay don't put the card before the horse
oh we are okay we are gonna talk about it don't read I'm a literary
I have to queue up a song that we played before that I thought I'd queueed up and I didn't
there we go another big Hollywood wedding last weekend green lantern co-stars Blake
Lively and Ryan Reynolds congratulations kids and no one knew that wedding was going to happen
they just put this going to be a little thing they planned it in about a month they got married
in the mansion that was the notebook was filmed that I'll have romantic could the carbetrain
hit this guy any harder hey I almost married Atlantis more set no I think I'll go ahead and
get with Scarlett Johansson and when I'm done with her and I'll get to Blake Lively that is like
Timber Lakey I still got give him you know John Mayer not Timber Lake still got give him congratulations
Mausletop all that you know I just I think he's funny I enjoy his fine work the change of her
her top look I think she's I wouldn't say she's hello nurse but she's a beautiful girl I'm
not yeah she's pretty but the acting is not good it's not good it's not good James Cameron
says that Avatar 4 is going to be a prequel by the way Florida gets a field goal now up 37 20
I didn't care for the first one was there a second one no he's he's already said he's making
the second all he's doing is Avatar films now that's it he's not doing anything else but Avatar
movies yeah he's working on two and three and then now he's saying there's going to be a four
which is the prequel you know the smurfs live guess what James Cameron all my bus I've got to say
I think he's now on the bus list you will see I'm waiting on the octagon list I told him about it
see one of those evil doers as you say as he you know what James Cameron isn't even doing even
though he brought me the terminator and terminator two and aliens and aliens they need to be deep
I think he was on the deep or the best I'm sorry the best that's the one yeah
very upset with him
sorry
new line pictures who knew they were still around they have said they are giving top priority to the
movie version of why the last man was in tight and again what's why the last man what's that
it's amazing why the last man is based on a DC comics vertigo storyline which I have like the first
15 or 16 episodes issues of basically the concept is a virus hits the earth and wipes out
all every male on the planet except this guy and they just call him why because of the
white chromosome so it's about this the small group of women that are basically protecting him
from the rest of the planet he must have watched the notebook before if you've ever watched
Chuck there's a poster every episode okay the poster in Chuck's room of the guy with the monkey
on his shoulder that is issue one of why the last man okay I remember the tron poster it was the
one that was right just to the right of his bed okay what's the next to the tron poster no tron
was over on the other one okay all right and it has a monkey in it so man if you ever get a chance
pick up a trade paperback series of why the last man it's a really it's really well written I
believe Garth Ellis was involved of that great series and I believe it's still going on to this day
oh wait a minute how can I forget that how can we do this next part without the proper music
it's not proper yes it is I love this tune I love this tune it great tune we can't have a
hunger games update without the right music love us to great too one my all-time favorites
Charles very excited I am excited as of yesterday the hunger games catching fire has begun production
in the great city of Atlanta Georgia hot Atlanta why are they didn't they from the first
minute of Carolina yeah why are they doing this in Atlanta you know because you are my hunger games
corresponded well no I mean that doesn't make sense I'm trying to work it out my head now I
enjoyed this one because I'm not going to like the third one for sure well you know that mocking
J is going to be split into two movies well then I'm probably going to hate both of them okay
because I did not like the third really not like it I did not like how it is now do you think that
the second one's going to be another one of these three because wasn't the first one almost
better part of three hours oh it's about two and a half yeah this one gonna have to be that long
it's gonna have to be yeah because I would say my wife I asked her today because you know she bought
the DVD she didn't buy the blu-ray but yeah we forgive her for that because she can watch the special
features of it yeah I asked her if she liked the movie she's like it doesn't become
compared to the book but yeah it's good there's just too much that happens in the book that you just
can't get into the movie but you know what you don't get in the book Jennifer Lawrence one quick
question how many books it just three or is it supposed to be more there's just three yeah there's
I'll do a fourth is okay so so not necessarily a spoiler alert but the way the third book ends
there's not room for a fourth I don't think okay because I haven't read any of them so I don't know
I mean I can see how like in my head how I would make a fourth one but I would not do it I think
that would be absolutely stupid if I made one thing they do a lot of filming in Georgia it's like
they do L.A. they do Dallas because the studio yeah but where they filmed or they filmed in North
Carolina is a hot spot for North Carolina too I know but the Atlanta has a lot of filming they have a
lot of studios there's a lot of stuff they keep it's like you want to film in Hollywood or do you
want to film pretty miles up the road where you have to bring everything up I mean I'm just
saying that Georgia does a lot of filming there because they have a lot of studios and stuff like
that and that may be a reason why and you can find the areas that look like hundred games in the
in the Georgia area a lot of trees and stuff like that so that's my two cents work when he asked
why they did Atlanta because Jeff Fox were there and did Turner put it there
I just realized we missed a story in music and I didn't put it on the run sheet but I put it
on my computer screen you want a side track or no okay is it worthy I'm gonna I'll tell you what
I'm gonna put it out there and if you want a side track we can and if not we'll just move on
it's either pass or veto that's right it's a pass fail course exactly we talked last week
on the show about the new Christina Aguilera album dropping in November all right the new single
dropped yesterday now I have not heard it straight in it so I thought I thought maybe we could all
listen to it together for the first time I just don't know if even doing it together would make it
any better speaking of movies okay all right then we'll move on it's out there if you want to
let's do it it's called your body so Captain America Captain America uh Chris Evans if they made
it Captain America we're copy right that we're copy right in that right now we are making Captain
Murca we are doing that even in an interview to do so can't copy it it was already mentioned on
was it really yes it's amazing it'd be like a comedy offshoot of it you know they made like
Captain America have a handlebar mustache and like a mullet and it's called him Captain
Murca and he had an eagle hanging on his arm I think we could have done without the mustache
nothing both doors but uh Chris Evans says this week that the Captain America the winter soldier
which is the sequel will begin shooting in March so very much looking forward to that by the way
it was while we're in movies can I give a quick shout out to amazon.com yes we talked about them
last week on the show and how um not really about amazon but about how the marvel cinematic universe
has been pushed back to the spring which I pre-ordered dropped 150 bucks on a pre-order and now it's
been pushed back because there's a lawsuit with the briefcase amazon sent me an email today
and said this happened we're really sorry so as a consolation here's a code go to the website
and we're going to give you the blu-ray DVD combo of the Avengers when it comes out in two weeks
so I'm still gonna get the Avengers so I'm happy because man I love that movie great movie so
thank you amazon.com shout out to you for doing the right thing and it's like I didn't complain
because it's not their fault they didn't necessarily have to do squat go daddy that's a different
issue they give me a nine dollar credit and I still can't upload last week's episode
but I'm gonna call them but but normally go daddy's customer service rocks out I said on twitter
but uh shout out to amazon for that appreciate you guys very much and for making the kindle fire
my best friend didn't they have a new one that released yeah just join Diana Ross right now there's a
reason we're trying this there you go you just figured it out
good segue you're very welcome the hangover three not needed as started shooting what
it would be shot a lot of it in mexico we'll release on May 24th 2013 it was going to center
on the guys breaking out of a mental institution I mean so are we assuming that the mental institution
is part of the reason for the hangover I think that you know what you and I shower you and I watch
the second one a couple of weeks ago it's funny I still don't think I enjoyed the second oh no it's
not necessary but I enjoyed the second one more than I enjoyed the first one I love the first one
you know I don't think I needed the second one I won't need the third either yeah all three of them
I mean the first two are funny but I agree they're just like who cares honestly then I don't
if they don't kill it I'm I'm in is that this premise of you know him breaking out of a mental
institution they probably wake up and they find out he's in there I'm in does that girl
phanakis character can only be so funny I'm sorry his best movie was still out cold
I thought was it a bad flag I love that movie
I'm trying to look for some things here
also interesting information about skyfall the new James Bond film that's coming out in November
and I can't wait that's your birth month see right around what we like to call the survivor
but she was on survivor series couple years ago what yes I think I was passed out in your
living room recovering from my birthday yes yes you are
and she says ice cream isn't necessary but it's still good that's a valid point I can't
eat ice cream so but allegedly the soundtrack for skyfall is being recorded in secret by the Adele
nice it's a tabby road studios yes I'm in I can see her doing that we just have a big
conversation about her today earlier it's gonna be all depressing and stuff she's happy now
she shouldn't be depressed the robo cop sequel goes into production today the first couple of
shots from the set have emerged have you gentlemen seen the costume uh yeah that's that's not
the version I saw but it's pretty don't know when I saw it was solid black but it looks like that
this is no no no no and it's not robo cop it looks like that Marvel character I can't
quite remember his name it looks like what the NFL uniforms will be in 10 years it's all it's
it's like a metal lizard and the Batman costume had a baby yeah yeah yeah it looked really bad I saw
today so many shows charles that she's not being left out please
now the one I saw was from coming soon dot net let me see if I can
here show them a show you here in a minute
yeah it looks like Batman talk straight to the microphone to your heart yeah it looks like Batman
that is the one I saw
I saw something I'm saying
uh for those of you getting ready to buy the amazing Spider-Man's on DVD and Blu-ray on November
the 9th just so that you're aware target is going to have a bonus disc exclusively to them
so there's that why are you there you can pick up a present for Charlotte my birthdays 10 days after
make sure you remind them that weekend please okay okay
yeah I thought it was a good flick I enjoyed it I truly did
uh for those of you waiting for the AMC baits motel which is like a prequel to psycho that's
going to cover Norman baits when he was younger they have a Norman baits he is ready high
mortars anybody know who that is he played Charlie in the Tim Burton Charlie in the chocolate factor
that's it that seems kind of creepy I really don't know why I seem so creepy but I just
huh so there's that not said
and um I read this interesting sort today guess who is claiming let me let me get I'm
gonna do this musically oh god I might leap out of my chair on this one you probably will
just want to let you know that going into this um guess who is claiming he was offered
the male lead in 50 shades of gray maybe want to guess on this
my I cannot say it my left foot sir I don't know
sure stuff he said he said it in an interview
but I would anybody want your ugly face it's okay but if he was your boyfriend he will never let you
go what are you doing with music oh I don't know I've never heard of just a
beeper song I heard on the radio today I know this is the empire but what are you doing with
beeper in your downloads I was a DJ for 16 years bro 21 years I just called burn it sometimes
sometimes you have to have stuff as a DJ that you know how many drunk blondes asking to play this
song she's been there but before I retired from the business almost two years ago I will talk
I'll tell you where the terrorists their terror cells at to stop the music stop the torture I
would stop stop was it that uh you'd be like Trissy to stop the music or was it that Richard
Jenny said after an hour after a 45 minutes of this I would confess to the Kennedy assassination
I was even alive but uh no no no no the beeper is cleaning that he was offered the lead in the film
version of 50 shades of gray although he didn't say which one you know
he's gonna be gonna yeah nickel play the gun I could borrow first no no tennis racket behind me
you can smack yourself in the face but to remember the interview that the Reese Withers spoon did
when they said somebody had offered her or offered him the lead I wanted to wanted him to be in
the remake of fear and her response was my partner Mark Walberg's part and I was like as much as I
don't like you before I like you now they're gonna remake that movie too that's the rumor stop the
remix oh let's get into your movie new releases in six days I am so mad right now I'm trying hard
not to punch you because I just want to punch someone we start with your sponsor of tomorrow night's
pay-per-view dread 3d with Carl Urban who you might know is Dr. McCoy from the JJ Abrams directed
Star Trek it's got to be better than the Stallone debacle it's Stallone in this one no okay
I feel like I should be swinging glow sticks around or something I wonder if this was played at
the hotel I say that last week passifier tomorrow if you cannot get enough Jennifer Lawrence and
let's believe me we can't she'll be in the remake of house at the end of the street which opens next
Friday very amityville Horish horror ish that's two syllables not one looks predictable I think though
people go to houses haunted and people die oh I'm so sorry Tennessee it's a final when we beat you
in your house the previously mentioned by dawn end of watch you which he gave a very glowing
review to you on this show two weeks ago great film don't take the kids but it is worth it the guy
who wrote training day who wrote SWAT who wrote the original Fast and Furious David Ayes
is now directing and wrote this one very good movie very graphic but one of the best movies of the
year and my personal opinion that I like two cops decide they're going to bust somebody and it
turns into something much bigger than that and it is but very graphic don't take the kids but
very good movie uh Clint Eastwood's latest with the Amy Adams trouble with the curve Clint Eastwood
plays a baseball scouts orange and loose his eyesight a movie called the perks of being a wall flower
like the band no not the band the reason we mentioned this song is this of this out this movie
is this is really the first breakout film since the very popular Harry Potter franchise for
the Emma Watson storyline here an introvert freshman is taken under the wings of two seniors who
welcome him to the real world 10 points for Gryffindor Dylan McDermott's in this Kate Walsh's in this
Nina Dobrev I know that name she's in this why do I know her Paul Rudd is in this
Paul Rudd's in almost on board she's this Nina Dobrev is beautiful what has she been in oh she's
on the vampire diaries that's why I know I've heard of her so there's that also
a movie called 17 girls insert your own joke here this is actually based on the story of the
girls I want to say it was in Massachusetts or somewhere in the northeast who had the pregnancy
packed that's what this is about it's a group of 17 girls that were all in a big click together
and they all vowed that they were gonna get pregnant all in one year creepy I think I'd rather
watch compliance before I watch this because compliance looks just as creepy because it's the true
story of the guy that called the fast food joint and made the girl to the day or the movie the dance
I watched the movie the day which made about what 25,000 dollars has been it wasn't theaters about
as long as this show will be tonight and a movie coming out that has been all over nothing but
trailers movie called War of the Buttons this actually came out last year at the foreign film
in occupied France Le Braque plays a leads a play war between two rival kid gangs but his feelings
for Violet a Jewish girl in danger of being discovered by the Nazis encourage Le Braque to
face the reality of what's happening around it the trailer looks cute if you're into reading subtitle
which I did for all of the ultimate fighter Brazil it does have the Latissia castan and I believe
she is a uh a victorious secret model or something so is it about kids kind of yeah mostly
DVD and Blu-ray new releases this week in case you're just getting home today at your local AMC
theater was the Indiana Jones marathon started about 11 30 this morning the entire saga comes out
on DVD and Blu-ray this Tuesday which I'm hoping is the completes like a please don't do another one
uh the criterion collection version of the greatness of the game if you remember this Michael Douglas movie
for many years ago where his brother for his birthday gets him a very special gift
yeah crazy moving yeah he didn't expect that one coming in it was good flight
criterion's doing their version of it so that ought to be fun
cat Williams releases cat apocalypse this isn't always funny always funny crazy as a lune but always
funny uh the highlights from the London 2012 Olympics the American highlights from the whole
actually when they show there's more than six sports oh okay six sports they'll show that's
by the way at the half USC Stanford USC's up 14 to seven Steve Martin the television stuff
in yeah in long as I get King Tut I'm good
uh the iced tea directed something from nothing the art of rap to documentary which actually
is airing on palladium tonight if you are so inclined um I want to watch it on it let's be honest
so I this this will be a rental and if you miss summer slam it is available for you on DVD with
in a month already huh you know they're good also the rock scene at DVD actually has been really good
with all the bonus stuff oh really yeah but we're gonna talk about tomorrow night at Fox
and Hound there were some very interesting uh WWE DVD sets coming out in 2013 we're going to
talk about them tomorrow night and one thing about DVD releases um I take it you know go out and buy
stupid boat movie they add an extra hour of footage to the show no I already have stupid boat movie
you gave to lots of us compliments and because that's called a segway we're gonna go right into
you wrestling talk as we combine sports and entertainment together
Jerry Lawler let me tell you something this guy Monday night I'm watching Monday night football
and Don text me and most normally I would be yelling at Don right now because I don't like it when
I'm not watching a program and people text me with things about said programs especially if I'm
DVRing to watch it later which I was going to do anyway right or football was over and I started
to grow as I read the text message and then I realized you had the best of intentions sir so I'm
gonna have to hook on this one that's why didn't I put the note up there beginning I said I know
you hate this but in case if you miss raw Monday night right in the middle of the tag match it was
the number one contenders for the tag team titles match Jerry Lawler just drops out of commentary
what we find out a little while later is that Jerry had some kind of a seizure we weren't sure what it was
luckily there were WWE doctors ring side his girlfriend has set on multiple occasions if this
was not at a WWE event he would not be here he would be going these guys are getting high
praise from people in the back thank you to the medical professionals for helping king out he had
a bit of a hard episode a lot of people were wondering you know he was he had traveled from
a rubah to Montreal the day before where velvet sky had actually worked with him over the weekend
in Piper's pit at the Aruba show and what we know at this point he most likely had a heart attack
or a stroke he was D-Fib 7 times at the arena he was legally dead for almost 15 minutes
um he took there was a CT scan done on Wednesday that showed no brain damage Wednesday night he
was fully alert and he did an interview with a station in Memphis on Wednesday night this guy is a
horse and um I was shocked WWE WWE put up the first picture of him on the website on Thursday
of him sitting up in his hospital bed and what was funny to me is if you look at the
food around him my first thought was who the hell at that food in that hospital room you I mean
it was like it looked like there were like pork chops I'm like really got like mashed potatoes and
corn 62 years old he had just been in a tag match and and watching raw knowing what was going
to happen it made me very tense yeah cuz I'm I'm about three episodes behind and so I've been
trying to catch up today and some watching it going oh my god is this why why it happened is
exerting himself too much you know it's just not meant for the ring anymore and say what you want
about Michael Cole and believe me I do Michael Cole handled that entire thing with a an earnestness
and a realism that absolutely wasn't credible was of the highest level of professionalism
um I give credit where credit is due Michael Cole you handled that like a champ
he was absolutely real he said this is not part of any part of entertainment
um he would come there was no commentary for the last 40 minutes of raw
and because he even said without a respected Jerry Lawler we will not do any other commentary other
than to update you on this situation congratulations Jerry for beating this thing
if you want your heartstrings tugged at go look at Jim Ross's blog that he writes about Jerry Lawler
that is his best friend in the entire world and to hear JR say to sit here in Oklahoma and not be
able to do I want to get on the plane and go to Montreal right now um think whatever your high
higher power is for the healing for Jerry Lawler and Jerry we look back to having you at the
commentary table as quickly as you can but not before you should be okay take care of your
self-serve from this show and from thousands of others around the world because I guarantee you
as the rock would say the millions and the millions of the king's fans around the world wish you
a speedy recovery but the correct recovery sir if I may um
the if this would happen in the hotel room in the middle of the night that's what it's
girlfriend said yeah it's it and it was also supposed to be Pat Patterson Appreciation Night which now
has been postponed because of this so you know and Patterson Patterson was really cool about it he is
like yeah of course you know I'm supposed to do that in the last segment and them not you know
the no commentary was I thought incredible and that's it was like being at a house show
yeah and but it was really cool I think they handled that right that did a great job let's talk
about raw for a minute this was Brett's first time in that arena in Montreal since survivor series 97
since the screw job it was the first time WWE had been in that building since which I thought was
crazy 15 years but people of Montreal quick tip for you Brett has one tea and hit man is singular
he has not bred to hit men hard I mean they speak French what do you give you something to
try boots that's Montreal that is listen their guy I was looking for my boots and there they were
gone listen I have to go because I'm double park two times twice guy that's Montreal that was for
good friend of the show Rob Lance but they got into that crowd got into that you know that's
probably loud so that was a huge pop that's a lot of pop I've heard a long time that probably
since WrestleMania in or the raw I know we're gonna skip ahead one but that was a loudest
goldberg chance I've heard for such a guy I hate this stuff so I guess Alicia foxes heel again
I know she had like a broken hip or something who I don't know I was very confused by that whole
thing and I and when are we just gonna go ahead and move this ryback thing forward do something or
just send him back to NXT he has a 30 win streak right now the closest is so he's only 142
away from goldberg well the running right now the active wrestlers is chemist at 20 at the
record but he has 30 it's like you know like we're tired of him beating the nobody's put him in
against chemist or punk or something so now let's get all back right in the world because I
had not get to make fun of Michael Cole can we turn Michael Cole into Chavo's old Kerwin white
character so he can make me smile millions of dollars millions of dollars millions of dollars really
and the golf cart yes just turn him into Kerwin white I beg you because that is the whitest man in
America put him in Carlton Banks on a sitcom together just get it done
my theory I had a theory on Monday night and it got shut down on friday night because I thought
we were gonna do a triple threat for the IC belt turns out it's gonna be a four-way dance man so
and Bret Bret Hart I'm gonna send a shout out to Bret Hart because I'm a Bret Hart fan
not always sometimes we'll see the world through rose colored classes if you ever saw wrestling
with shadows you know exactly what I'm talking about great documentary by the way I thought I was
and and John Cena said one of the best John Cena promo ever this Monday night he actually says
that the WWE refers to that building as bizarre a world because crazy things happen in that building
like Bret referring to CM Punk and John Cena paralleling it to him and Shawn Michaels slow your
roll speed racer this isn't even in the house that leads to the street that gets to the exit that
gets to the interstate that gets to the off ramp that gets to the light that gets to the parking lot
that gets to the ballpark of that rivalry and planet in the universe and galaxy I would put
Cena edge closer to that rivalry than this because that rivalry has not even reached close to the
level and very few in my opinion ever will reach the level of Bret Shawn but something and
something that nobody's talking about for those of you that watch around Monday night and
applies to 67% of the people not in this chair anybody notice anything about punk on Monday night
Stephen no
haircut that was weeks ago what color trunks was he wearing oh he's wearing the bright heart
chunks yeah the bright heart chunks were we going for irony with him wearing hot pink that that's
in Montreal yeah and nobody mentioned it which I thought was he did in a promo did
Cena mention it he said you steal the colors the hall of fame uh all the fame wrestlers wear
and then you steal moves like the elbow job from the late great-round and everyone just kind of
like went oh watch watch that promo it's it's probably the best Cena promo I've seen in probably
two or three years they kind of let him get real with it a little bit which I really liked
and I want to thank creative because I don't again I give credit where credit is due and I don't
say good things about creative when they do good things thank you creative for not making
Bret Hart take the bump at the end of the show yeah because the physical that it just he looks
it's so it's so hard to watch Bret it just is God bless you Bret Hart you've been through so much
in your life you don't have enough said a stroke yeah a stroke yeah it's like watching Hogan
nah Hogan Hogan can move around no he can't a little bit no he can't he moves around a little
a lot better that's that's one in one a Hogan's got Hogan the world is Hogan's school zone
just saying but but overall a decent show not a great show not great especially for a go-home show
as we head into night of champions tomorrow night of Fox and Hound and Richardson Texas but a good
show let's get into a little bit of impact talk because we already wave on Hogan doesn't interview
this week where he says letting Devon go was a huge mistake do you not have decision making
power in TNA since you're an executive you had to have known but you're talking about Hogan
he might not remember that's true yeah what Matt Hardy has been invited quote-unquote to the
ring of honor i pay per view because all their pay views on the internet so good luck with that oh
man I should have streamed it and ripped it onto my computer uh Rosita apparently gone from TNA
she is very hello nurse but she's not been on TNA television since April and her twitter handle
has changed back to her real name so there's that and thing as we know will be inducted into the TNA
Hall of Fame he's the very first person rumors are he will be inducted by Lex Luger ha there's
not a TNA Hall of Fame no he's the first one he's the very first one that was a whole big deal about
slam a verse for Luger that's his best friend I thought did put some like like flair flair would be the
flair's not doing any business at TNA right then what's the deal stick to do it for sting though
if sting was to go to reconcile Lex Luger is Steve Borden's best friend really they have been best
friend since the eighties what what's uh what's the deal of christian thing because they're talking
about christian going back to do another thing for that for the damn well I'm sure they were but
that he's not going to induct sting and the only thing is I don't know if I want to see Luger
because the last time I saw him if you look at the there's a round table on the blue ray of the
wrestler like it took me to realize who that was like yeah that brother's not doing well he's very
very small now so ever since he's not doing the drugs anymore he's tiny and his head looks huge
he's cutting his thumb at the meat market moving that wasn't a bad flick weird ending but not a
terrible ending what the wrestler yeah great movie great movie terrible ending only a couple things
about impact this week I did notice this week the leader of aces and eights if you notice on his
down his vest it says vice president yeah I noticed that too okay people are theorizing that
that's a best in the ring unless they're using a different guy when they're in the arena he's not
big enough but with Joseph parks doing his bit it's there he's it's probably going to be a best
I thought it was that uh who's the used to be the WWE part of the clearest no he's involved
yeah what's his new gallows is involved gallows I thought gallows was the supposed to be the big
guy and all that no it looks like it's going to be a best but we from what we talked about on this
shows possible spoiler alert but really do people in teeny spoiler alert um that's how we're
bringing Jarrett back in I heard uh Jarrett's gonna be also Chris masters is a part of it too
uh Delo Brown is kind of filling a space for somebody else he's one of the guys no they have
people like who are on the current roster like they have exhibition guys just dress up and I mean
I mean they have like 20 something people in aces of eights but only like you know eight or 10
of them are actually like people they're gonna bring in but and also kudos to Jeff Jarrett he
actually um filled in for Jerry Lawler at a house show in Memphis this weekend so kudos
as much as I really don't like Jeff Jarrett I give credit where credits do yeah fourth quarter
team look at him go and so Dondin I hear you's right that you did watch impact this week
yeah I did let's go to this for just a minute okay
what are we doing with Charles theme song that was terrible
the new he changed it yeah now this is this WWE theme he's not gonna take that with him no no
no I know I'm the theme that they're using right now and TNA is horrible did they change it
they changed it from the one he had when he first debuted yes it's really lame
cock I can't but that's all I've got from impact like this and I don't have much more for
Smackdown I will say one thing about Smackdown um that Kaitlyn match that's taking on Laila
at the night champions yes she did a heck of a job in that diva's match I was very impressed
she's very talented yes she that's a good looking girl I was looking her going to cheat she had
the move she was very impressive as a wrestler let me take it on Beth Phoenix I mean it was a good
wrestling match not better than a regular diva's match I was impressed apparently there's a new
show coming on the eye on network October the third called WWE main event why not just put
superstars back on TV I don't understand we're doing this Saturday morning slam we're doing this
bit I don't know we'll be TV G again and the only thing I wanted to I thought was interesting to
talk about from Smackdown was that we're now calling Ray and Sincara the masked marvels
oh tenon tenon and they just remind me of like a modern day conquistador in speaking about
Sincara the great wrestler that he has the most exciting man they they had to cut out if you
notice it went the commercial break during the Miz and Sincara match yeah they cut a lot of it
out the people are saying it's alive because he screwed up so many moves that pretty good they had
to edit a lot of it out since it wasn't if it was a lot of people it'd be going in like at the
last movie tried rolling them around to put them in the arm bar and everything like that he screwed
that up to do that's a finisher I think if they came to me and said you have to wrestle Ray
Mysterio or sin car I'd be like quit no Ray's actually like he's a lot better than Sincara I like
heart and that's not saying much to me yeah I love her still let us move on now and do a little
bit of tech talk because the love of song the world is a blaze with the announcement on Wednesday of
the iPhone 5 which will be in stores next Friday 7.6 millimeters thin it's very thin it's made
completely out of glass and aluminum it's got a bigger screen it's a four inch screen I believe
what they're saying now aluminum glass body 725 precision matched inlays sapphire crystal and
a diamond cut beveled edge they've redesigned their earbuds for this one also we talked about on
this show where it's going to have a different connector and so people are boycotting that they
had it on their previous charging cables will not work you have to buy an adapter which they have
ready to sell it's going to be the first of its kind where it's going to be able to be used worldwide
4g capability for LTE basically it's the same pricing to open as the iPhone 4s was question on that
yeah the how many gigs like I got the 32s it's going to be 32 16 1332 yeah same amount of memory
you know same amount of memory same same price price range so the 4s will come down you can get up
I don't know if best buy screwed up the email they sent me the other day but you can get an 8 gig
4 they said for 99 cents it said dollar sign 0.99 I don't know if they meant 99 dollars
that's like it's a 4s even 4s so you be two generations behind you going hold like 6 songs on
oh it's right you do don't you yeah I will wait and see what the 4s is we're gonna go I got one
other question on this there was big talk when it came out in February about liquid pill being put
on the iPhone 5 and you know you were heard on that I heard it depends on the day it will have the
iOS 6 the other thing is that it's going to YouTube is not going to come equipped to it YouTube will
be a downloadable app but have you ever heard of liquid pill yeah it's their version of um
ice cream sandwich it's not bad it's where they it's a waterproofing so if you drop your phone
and water it actually yeah I totally had a brain part I heard it's supposed to be in this new
iPhone and that was in February but they didn't say nothing about it on this release I was
wondering if you heard a sprint AT&T and Verizon will carry it a brand new A6 chip that's two times
faster at CPU and chip graphics as well as 22% smaller up to 150 megs per second on Wi-Fi
let's see what else we got here eight hours of 3g talk time 40 hours of music playback and eight
megapixel sensor faster photo capture on the new A6 chip improvements to Siri 1080p HD video
we're talking about the connector iOS 6 we just talked about that shared photo streams
uh $199 for the 16 gig 299 for the 32 gig 399 for the 64 gig 64 yes is that the iPhone or the
the phone the phone and the iPhone 4 you get a 4s for $99 Sharla get a 4s get a 4s for the I think
it's for the 8 gig my upgrades and so there's that oh you're going to be able to share things
to Twitter face like you couldn't share of YouTube videos before you can do that to Facebook and
Twitter now uh improved search in iTunes they redesigned the mini player in iTunes that will be
available in late October so there's that so did say the head look bupel no I did not didn't
no mention of it I'll get it done it'll be out next Friday I'm sure people are lined up right now
let's get to the list shall we gladly sweet lights on it is believe me it is
every show ends with a list and tonight is no exception we go back to billboard for this one
and I was looking through billboard trivia which is what prompted POA to put POI tonight because
I found a billboard trivia board game it was great and one of the correct categories that I found
on Wikipedia was the biggest jumps to number one on the billboard hot 100 there are 11 there's a
tie for 10th place so we're going to go ahead and go through those now first is this guy number 11
tied with somebody else just hope there's no language in this should listen to it first no I think
it's fine this is a clean song it's clean I still think that to chart clean on Facebook of the
Galileo one did you see that was funny tile crews and ludicrous break your heart goes as a tie goes
from number 53 to number one on March 20th of 2012 tied with reanna's take a bow on May 24th of 2008
I do like this song I don't know I like it really like this song yeah I thought this was dynamite
it's labeled as break your heart so I guess I'm wrong this is dynamite I don't know why this is
labels break your heart yeah correction it is dynamite break your hearts the one we're looking for
this is number nine as much as I love flow right I couldn't stand this song from 58 to number one on
February 8th of 2009 I do like this song I did get kind of played out but it's a good song I like
the sun open but you know this makes me think of play uh play uh even that's not this song it's a
different one in it well this one is it this one it's this one welcome to the goody room
Tom Cruise you are crazy as a lune but you're a genius number eight is reanna reanna shows up a
couple of times on here this is her second entry in the list of her and Drake with what's my name
which goes from 60 to number one on November 20th of 2010 just shortly after they premiered that
song on the MTV video music awards number seven and I got a story that goes with this
and I'm gonna have to talk over a certain part because there's an F bomb in it
like maroon five Adam Levine getting a little crazier as the years go on but this is uh makes me wonder
when from 64 to one on May 12th of 2007 went to a wedding reception around this time of a good friend
of mine friend of the show Hector and his lovely wife Jennifer um they were outside doing their
pictures after the wedding and uh actually um I need to take a phone call hold on one moment
yeah
um uh what is it
phones
solved with song by maroon five uh yeah yeah yeah yeah
he's that song
phone booth oh no oh no
payphone yes
phone booth it's the same thing
phone there's a payphone and a phone booth you know they don't play that song enough on the
radio every time I turn on the radio the sarcasm they overkill that and the things about
right around from earlier I am sorry I hate remakes right your own stuff that's a remake
yeah yeah you spend me right red dead or alive yeah from like in the 80s yeah
you ever heard it right your own stuff so that's the thing is that we've already wrote everything
so that's all there's nothing to do is to remake everything just like when movies we're done
writing no movies yeah we're kind of done right no I'm excited about the next one
a big a big fan number six really yeah like this song like that's one of the songs I will never
ever get tired of oh you you get tired of it if you go to an everx game all the time I
I can play that song over it over it gets killed love it love that song
number four is terrible I'm actually you too I think I've ever heard number four I have
and it was obnoxious I will say that number five I want her to go away she's unable to
her she's not she's just a noxious she and she's like just super obnoxious like she's an evil
doer she's an evil doer yeah yeah yeah yeah well it's just like you write songs about other people
but at least you know you're anti you're anti hero just some beavers out on this list so just
he's not thank god yeah he's already at number one without even trying that hate that
no kidding he doesn't even have to try it's just like oh just some beavers new album came out guess what
let's all go buy it and make it popular I don't know would you rather get a root canal or listen to
Justin Bieber I root canal okay the boy version of Ellen DeGeneres well you know there was that
that high school or whatever and they put Justin Bieber on a loop throughout the school all day
long until they raised enough money for this fundraiser and they said that's like torture yeah it was
awful it's like a look trisky or Justin Bieber oh get out damn it okay I'm back I hope you have
fun didn't I'd lead through too bad okay okay here's the so I'm at this wedding reception
and well they're outside taking pictures and one time a big camp this this was the first song
played at the reception which I'm like it's a good song but am I gonna lead a wedding reception
with a song that says it makes me wonder if I ever gave an F about you
oh
what's like when people play the the police every breath you take you play that what about a
stalker that's about stalker number six love it love it love it I consider the song all day long
never get tired of it somebody did a parody of this where it was like you can't have whatever
you like this about the economy it's pretty funny ti whatever you like goes from 71 to one
on September 6th of 2008 then we have the newest entry on the list at number five
as Taylor Swift's we are never ever getting back together goes from number 70 to number one
on September 1st of this year number four because I can't I can't play the real version of this one
M&M Dr. Dre and Fitty terrible crack a bottle goes from 78 to one on February 21st of 2009
so awful now numbers three and two are very very interesting if you look at them
number three also from people both have multiple entries here
yeah this one's more tolerable than that the reality and the ti
with live your life goes from number 80 to number one on October 18th of 2008
interesting on its own how and you think oh wow that's going to be high on the list
number two on the list breaks its stride the following week
but she's a big evil door as the Britney Spears one week later on October 25th of 2008
takes womanizer from number 96 to number one
and number one
and she finally has stopped calling the house this song is not that great that's why it surprises me
I like this song I feel like she's yelling at me in this song she does more than often than not
goes from number 97 to number one as Kelly Clarkson's my life would suck without you
reaches that feat on February 7th of 2009
that's the list but here's the thing you notice they're all in what the last five years
well because now especially in the age of digital downloads
there's a lot of records now because of that that in the radio plays the same six songs
over and over that's been kiss FM's and now for like 20 years I've lived in the house
there's that song if it wasn't for Britney just because of who she is she can put out anything
it's like I'm a dumb bon I'm a dumb bon it would I'll likely go one
that's sexist you hear me done that's that's true she's a big evil door
and that's going to do it for the show and for the list and for the way oh I already said
that's the last one I think everybody for being here tonight done the pre-season well we're
going to have you on again tomorrow night thanks for having me Stephen yes sir we might have
you on tomorrow yes I only have room for two mics on the board that I'm using now so we may
have to figure something out Charlotte you're there maybe would you please do this all over again
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promotion month even I'm not shameless self promoting myself I'm awesome one of my favorite bands
in the entire world right now is a band called third day they're a Christian band Mac Powell is
amazing as a vocalist they've been together 20 years I saw them in concert a couple of weeks ago
they just did their last show of the year at Disney's night of joy last weekend we're going to
premiere their brand new single tonight so Charlotte you may want to put your headphones on
the album comes out November the 6th it's called miracles this is the title track from that album
it's called i need a miracle and I have to get this off youtube so we're hoping that this works
until next Saturday night at eight o'clock on the east coast five o'clock on the west coast
for dawn for charla for steven and make sure you tune into mononight at six o'clock central
for the united champions pre show my name is rob the clubhouse is closed
well
really one night she started to cry and thought he
come and hold she was tired of the lives tired of the vibe but she didn't want to see him go
she fell on her knees and said I haven't prepared since I was young but Lord of the book I need a miracle
look at that it's not working well because this is an old computer so instead of that we're
going to take you home with a brand new matchbox 20 single from their latest album it's called she
so mean
She's a hardcore candy store, give me some more, girl, girl
She'll make you take her to her club, but then she leaves with her friends
She likes to stay late at the party, cause the fun ever ends
And all her clothes are on the floor, and all your records are scratched
She's like a war, wait, take it cause she can't come back and say it
You wanna, but she's so mean
You never let her go, why don't you let her go
Yeah, you wanna, but she's so mean
You never let her go, why don't you let her go
You wanna know that if you don't shut your mouth, she'll freak out
You better keep your shit together, cause she's bringing her down now
Yeah, boy, you better, you better cause she's an uptown
Get around, anything goes and down
Oh, girl, she's a hardcore candy store, give me some more, girl, girl
She's got a wicked sense of humor, can't believe what she says
She drinks her candy in the morning till it goes to her head
And all your worries just don't hold her, but she don't conflict
She has a hard time coming when she can't come back and say it
Yeah, you wanna, but she's so mean
You never let her go, why don't you let her go
Yeah, you wanna, but she's so mean
You never let her go, why don't you let her go
She's got a hard time coming when she can't come back and say it
Yeah, you wanna, but she's so mean
You never let her go, why don't you let her go
She'll make you take her through the club, but then she's with the friends
She likes to stay at the party cause of the vulnerable neighborhoods
And all her clothes are on the floor, no, your records are square
She's like a woman, wait, take it, cause she can't come back
Say it, yeah, yeah, yeah, you wanna, but she's so mean
You never let her go, why don't you let her go
Yeah, you wanna, but she's so mean
You never let her go, why don't you let her go
Yeah, you wanna, but she's so mean
You never let her go, why don't you let her go
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Why, because I have to