The Clubhouse – Episode 8

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It is 7 o'clock, essential time.
It is 803 on the East Coast, and it's 503 on the West Coast.
It is the 8th of September in the year of our Lord 2012 at a season 3 episode 8 of the Clubhouse.
Good evening!
We welcome each and every one of you individually, whether you are listening live right here on
you stream, whether you are listening on the archive, as a few of you did this past week,
or if you are listening on your portable device.
We welcome you individually, we don't care how you listen just as long as you listen.
My name is Rob, and I am the executive producer of this show.
Chad, of course, is still working his overtime, so he knows that he is in our thoughts.
We've got a couple of very special guests joining us tonight, first and foremost, a man
it's, we've got to make sure he talks more than once every half hour.
Friend of the show, Andrew Beckham is here, hello everyone.
We can hear you as well.
That's good news.
Exactly.
Also joining us tonight, a guy that we have been trying to get on the show for about three
and a half months now, and we finally got him back on the show.
You know him, you love him, you can't live without him.
He is John Dockhouser.
Hey everybody, how's it going?
Doing well sir, good to have you back.
Hi, it's glad to be back.
He's awesome to be back here.
Here at the lovely sooner-regator studios.
I know, it's been too long, been too long, been too long.
So let's start with corrections as we do.
Good show last week, we want to think Don for sitting in, had a great time on last week's
show.
We actually have a couple of corrections though, one on Don and one on myself, because
I am not above correction or shameless self-promotion.
I don't know if you know this, but September is shameless self-promotion month.
I learned that on pop-up video.
True story.
I gotta get my notes to tell me.
The correction on Don, we were talking about the show Lost, which doc you are a big fan
of.
Yes I am.
I said Lost with seven seasons, it actually went six, and the correction on me is actually
on my, my alma mater.
I said that USF had been founded in 1954, it was actually founded in 1956, it was a terrible
mistake that I made.
But I will say my McConaughey was dead on last week, when I listened back, my McConaughey
was dead on.
Nicely played.
Yeah.
I do.
My McConaughey does, it's getting better.
Please keep your shirt on the studio at all times, sometimes I can't guarantee it's gonna
happen.
I see the abs, I just picture the abs man, you know, it's more of one big ab.
Right in front of a bongo, exactly, all right, let's get into this thing, do a little
last car, copy right metallic in 1996, okay, just so real legal.
Last week, it was Labor Day weekend, we hope you had a great holiday weekend, getting
back into the swing of things, I actually had to work Labor Day, but I've got a short
week this week to make up for it, so I've got Monday and Friday off this coming week,
so.
I had a three day work week, I was driving my boat for the last couple of days, so you
go to the, to the homeland, or did you go to local?
I went to the homeland.
But as you don't know, Doc is from the great city of Memphis, Tennessee, where I have
for the last, gosh, we've known each other now, 16 years, 17 years, almost, and for 17
years, I've been saying I'm gonna go to Memphis in May every year, and I'm gonna do everything
I can to go this coming year.
Hey, man, free food, free place to stay, I mean, come on, barbecue.
And it's barbecue.
I know.
And you said like this year was the best year ever, didn't you?
It was the best food ever, I've had this past year.
Yeah.
It was out of sight this year.
So this past Sunday was the Advocare, Advocare 500.
I got nothing.
Top 10 finishers.
In 10th place in the number 55 Aaron's Dream Machine Toyota, Mark Martin, 9th place in
the Ford EcoBoost Ford, Matt Kenseth in the number 17 card, number 8 in the Quaker
State Slash of Menards, number 27 Paul Menard, driving a Chevrolet, 7th place in the National
Guard Slash Diet Mountain Dew Chevrolet, number 88 Dale Earnhardt Jr. gets back into another
top 10 finish.
In 6th place in the Riggley's Double Mint, number 18 Toyota, Kyle Busch.
This is Double Mint back?
Yes, so.
I would never, never really went away though, did it?
I've never been a fan of the Double Mint.
Most of the Riggley's gum, you get like three chews out of it, and that's it.
Were you a spirit kind of guy or were you like the fruity one?
I was a hub of Bubba guy.
Oh, okay.
It's a fan of the, it was more of a cube, but the stick gum just always, it always lost
its flavor so quickly.
I was always a big red fan.
Big red's good.
Yeah.
That was mine.
Wake you up in the morning, say that.
In 5th place at the Advocare 500, in the number 29 Reem Chevrolet, Kevin Hart.
Perfect.
In 4th place in the Napa Shocks number 56 Toyota, Martin Truex Jr.
The bronze medal in the Miller Light number 2 Dodge, Brad Kuzlowski.
The silver medal in the number 24 Chevrolet Dupont, Jeff Gordon, and winning the Advocare
500 in the number 11 Toyota sponsored by Sport Cliffs, which is where I get my haircuts,
so I'm good with it.
Danny Hamlin.
Was it on LA Law?
Harry Hamlin.
Oh, I'm sorry.
It's just cheap.
Such a cheap joke.
Such it up.
As Chad would say, you're above that, sir.
No, I'm really.
No, I'm not.
Why would you want to be, though?
Your current spring cup standings.
We are only two weeks at the most away from the chase.
At this point, the lucky number 12 spot would go to Kyle Busch, who's up a spot.
KC Kane stays at 11 in 10th place.
We like to call him smoke Tony Stewart, ninth place Kevin Harvick.
He stays where he is.
Up to the number eight is Clint Boyer.
Up one to number seven is Danny Hamlin.
Up one to number six, also Brad Kuzlowski.
In fifth place, staying right where he is is Martin Truex Jr.
Up to spots to the number four spot in your spring cup standings this week, five time,
five time, five time, five time, spring cup champion Jimmy Johnson.
Third place right now, up one Matt Kenseth.
And eight points behind your leader right now in second place is Dale Earnhardt Jr.
So he's still staying up there even after faltering for two or three weeks.
He has only eight points behind Greg Biffle right now.
So we're getting to that time of year where wins matter, points matter.
And for everybody else, they're just pretty much driving to get a check.
Let me more races we got.
Well, we're about to start the chase and the chase is the last eight races.
So eight or ten.
So we're coming up on that because I know that the Texas race at the beginning of November
is the second to last race of the year.
So this thing should be starting any day now.
Stop any time though.
Yeah, I mean, once the chase starts, it's really anybody's ball game because they kind
of reset the points a little bit.
But I mean, you look at somebody last year like, whoa, who really didn't win all your
heap, but he did enough to get into the chase.
And then he won half the races in the chase.
So that's really when it matters.
That's when you want to make sure you've got your points, at least you're finishing strong
so that you don't worry about getting lost in the shuffle of the chase.
This week's race taken place tomorrow.
Tonight, actually taking place, it's going right now at the Richmond International Raceway
and Richmond, Virginia, the Federated Auto Parts 400 is going on on your local ABC affiliate.
Why would ABC not be carrying college football tonight?
Who's playing tonight?
Yeah.
Don't they always have a Saturday night college game?
I thought so, but with the race being tonight, that would explain all the cars out of my
neighbors house.
But that is where we are right now.
So we'll have those results for you next week.
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We're going to do one quick book story.
We don't do book stories real often.
But Judy Bloom, a fixture I think in the childhood of people from our generation, are you
up there, Margaret, to me, God, that kind of thing?
Diagnosis breast cancer this past week, and she will be undergoing a mastectomy very,
very soon.
And it's kind of weird when you have stories like this, because as we get older, I need
to turn my phone on and say, right, I apologize for that.
It's that sense of your own mortality thing, and we're speaking to which we forgot to
say something on last week's show, and I want to make sure we put it out there.
Last week we had a very big event in the life of yours, truly, as my sainted mother retired
on Friday.
Mom is now retired from the work force, she retired from HP after 35 years as a corporate
trainer.
So I called her on Saturday, and I was like, how does it feel?
I was like, it feels a little weird.
I'm canning pairs, can I call you back?
And I said, that's better than pairing cans, and she just completely lost all hope for
humor at that point, but congratulations to the Madre, I'm very proud of her.
She and she and Keith can now live out their days together in retirement and do all the
things they want to do, so that's pretty awesome for her.
But like I was saying, this Judy Bloom thing, it just gives you that sense of your own
mortality when these icons of our youth go through these things.
Oh, I know, you see that like I used to have pictures of posters of like the Jackson
Five and Farah Falson and both, and that one year we all have that poster of Farah Falson
back in the day.
Oh, I know.
We all had an all of a sudden, you know, all that happened, same time with Michael Jackson
and all that, and it's like, we're there, there goes my youth.
Yeah, it's just, and it's just, we're going to have a story, another story about some
a couple of big losses this week in the world of sports and entertainment that we're
going to talk about here in just a minute.
And let's go ahead and talk about one of them right now.
Before we get into the loss in the world of this sport, can I just say all that's now
right in the world?
Yes.
Officially tomorrow, but we've already had the NFL seasons underway.
Yes.
But we want to start with a farewell to Art Modell, who passed away the other day, at
the age of, I got to do my math here, 75 and 85, he was 87 years old.
American businessman, entrepreneur, and he also used to own the Browns, Cleveland Browns,
and then moved them to Baltimore.
He's the guy that he is, he is the probably one of the, Kim and LeBron were like one in
one A for most hated person in Cleveland.
He was born in Brooklyn.
He was a wine sales manager, his dad was a wine sales manager who died when he was 14.
And at 15, Art Modell left high school to support his family.
In the 40s and 50s, he worked in the advertising public relations, businesses, and television
production in New York City.
Who do you want to know what he paid for the Cleveland Browns in 1961?
$500,000.
$7,400.
He paid $4 million, but he only invested $250,000 of his own money.
He borrowed $2.7 million and found partners to cover the rest.
That's in 1961.
Wow.
So that was a lot of money, I mean it's a lot of money now, but it was a lot big back then.
He fired Coach Paul Brown in 1963, won the NFL championship game in 1964 before it was
called the Super Bowl.
Let's see, against the Baltimore Colts, he was very active in the community, very active
politically, very, very famous in a contract dispute in the 1967, where he ended up trading
four of the players, five African American players of the Browns were in a contract dispute
before and refused to report the training camp.
He traded four of them.
Really?
How to get their attention?
Yeah, Leroy Kelly would go on to play out his option, and then it would happen again
in 1971 and 1977.
He was also the landlord for the Indians and the old Jake.
He was a very, as much as I hate to use this word because I think, I think the WW actually
beats this word in the ground.
One of the most controversial figures in ownership in sports, you know, everybody, if you
watch the NFL, you know who Mark Modell is.
He was also big, just like Tech Shramp, he was very big into helping get Monday night
football on the map.
So a farewell to him, other headlines, four of the players that were suspended for bounty
gate in New Orleans are going to be allowed to play tomorrow, but not beyond tomorrow.
That makes no sense.
This thing's getting weird because they're saying that the league doesn't have proof and
get the else kind of him haunt a little bit, but the coaches are still suspended.
No coaches suspensions have been lifted.
Yeah.
So why is it just the one game and then they're going to let them, they're going to take
them away again?
I really don't know why, because Wilma doesn't even play, Jonathan Wilma, Scott Fujita,
Anthony Hargrove and Will Smith, not that Will Smith, Wilma doesn't even play for the
team anymore.
So we're not going to let you play on the team, that's just weird.
It sounds like a bunch of empty gestures to me, Stephen Zimmerman's checking in.
Oh, yes.
He says Andrew the King of Brusky's and the Bob Ross soft voice, so apparently you're
painting happy trees over there in your corner of the studio.
But the season is officially underway.
Wednesday night we had the big season opener, Cowboys at Giants, Cowboys got three and a
half on the line, won the game outright, which was a shock.
It was the first time since 1999 that a defending Super Bowl champion lost the home opener.
Wow.
Well, the Cowboys are 5 and 0 like a week one in Giants stadium, so a great game, welcome
to the league, Mr. Ogletree, who was the difference maker six years later, but here's
my thing.
I'm just glad to call it the ball.
It's week one.
Can we not crown the Cowboys Super Bowl champions yet?
If the Marco Murray stays healthy all year, then I have a chance of being 97.
But it's just and I don't know is it.
Oh, there's that that's not the hit.
That's not the one I'm going to think of.
Is it and I don't know if it's because I live in this town, but I also kind of feel
that the national media is kind of buying into this whole thing.
They want the Cowboys to be America's team again so bad they could taste it.
And for me, it's sad that I just don't care, but can we just play football?
It's not sad.
You're just unenlightened.
The Cowboys are going to take it again.
And this is what it's all about.
But every year if they win the first game, they're going to be Super Bowl champions.
And if they lose the first game, well, we'll just rebuild for next year.
There's 16 games in a season.
If they don't win the Super Bowl, we had a bad year.
That's just the way it works down here.
Didn't just get used to it.
I guess because being a dolphin, I'm just used to this being a dolphin, I'm used to
disappointment.
You know, and that's real.
We're back.
But I just it's that culture of winning thing that drives me insane.
Well, you don't like to win?
I like to win, but if you're not first, you're last when you have it, yeah, but when
you haven't done anything relevant in two decades, and you still act like we're the king
of the mountain.
Right.
You're not.
That's America.
That's America's attitude.
They're the wealthiest football team.
Come on now.
Don't be evil doers.
Andrew.
I mean, Steven Zimmerman, who's also a dolphin, like myself, he's predicting three and
thirteen for our boys with touchdown, Tana Hill at the helm.
And I'll tell you what, watching Ryan Tana Hill, that kid's got a cannon on his shoulder.
You know, probably not nobody that'll catch him.
Yeah.
Exactly.
You can have a great quarterback.
But you got no great receivers.
It's like something to do.
Well, you got Ronnie Brown.
Well, yeah, we got one guy that can run the ball, but nobody that can catch it.
You still have Reggie Bush.
You flat screenplay.
Just what?
That's what every play of the cowboys is a little drop down screen.
What if we have what if we said about the cowboys for years?
They can't run the screen.
They can't defend the screen.
Exactly.
That's like, that's the cryptid ride of the Dallas Cowboys.
We finally got our secondary under control.
Smoke.
But, but what we also say for years, the Cowboys secondary was like the rangers pitching.
Everybody knew there was a problem, but nobody ever wants to fix it.
Exactly.
Man, I'm just hoping no one goes to jail again this year, and then that that's what you
already had Des Bryant.
So, well, yeah, we knew that was going to happen that I'd point that to the last year.
The year for me starts now, September.
This is when the year starts.
So, new year.
Life begins in September and ends in February.
There you go.
Let's look at the lineup of games for tomorrow tomorrow.
And also this week is when we start for those of you that don't know.
We have Thursday night games every week through week 15 this year.
Yay.
Which can college have a night?
No.
No.
It makes me mad.
College football is worthless.
I love college football.
You shut your dirty hole.
Okay.
So tomorrow at Atlanta at Kansas City, these are your one o'clock eastern games.
That's going to be on your local Fox affiliate.
You'll also have the choice of Philadelphia at Cleveland.
Go trend Richardson.
I need you to play Washington at New Orleans.
That's going to be a blood bad RG three is like, can I catch food poisoning from between
now and tomorrow at noon?
He is going to light up that secondary of the St.D.
Fans.
I hope he does because if he does, he's going to crush St. Louis at Detroit or what I call
what we will soon be the Los Angeles Rams at Detroit.
Sounds like the Russ bucket.
New England at Tennessee.
Good luck with all that.
New England.
My beloved dolphins at Houston, I'm saying we have a chance.
May not happen.
To win the coin toss Jacksonville at Minnesota, that's going to be not fun to watch.
Buffalo at the Jets.
Oh, yes.
To see Bowen.
The Jets.
Buffalo win that one.
Indianapolis at Chicago.
The Bears.
The Bears will win.
Carolina at Tampa Bay.
We're now into your late afternoon games.
Remember, your late afternoon games will start at 425 Eastern this year.
They pushed them back 10 minutes because of the overlap.
There were too many games that were overlapping.
So they pushed them back.
They just now figured that out after this is the first just now.
Had a little rain at Roland Garros today for tennis.
Good mercy.
Didn't Murray win that?
The women's has been posted to tomorrow.
I don't.
Murray was winning last I saw Seattle at Arizona.
So next week's cowboy opponent at Arizona, but he hears the thing.
You go out and you beat the champs and watch them come out and lose the Seattle.
Isn't that kind of the cowboys M O you beat the teams that you're not supposed to beat
and you can't beat the ones you're supposed to.
San Francisco at Green Bay.
This could be game of the day.
I think so.
San Francisco is a team on the rise this year.
I think Green Bay wins.
I think I'm going to take San Francisco.
Where are they playing now?
They're playing Green Bay or San Francisco.
They're in the frozen tutt.
The Green Bay.
Green Bay all the way, man.
Crap tree doesn't scare me and neither does his counterpart on the other side.
I'll be looking at it.
Pittsburgh, Denver.
The official debut of Peyton Manning.
Yeah.
Pittsburgh.
I just I'm afraid for Peyton Manning.
I don't care how many people hype him up.
He is the Kurt Angle of the NFL.
He is one hit.
Very good analogy.
From one hit away.
I know.
I know.
You're a match or Sunday night game.
Pittsburgh, Denver.
Yeah.
There you go.
So and then Monday night and I should have done POI with this but Monday night is your
season premiere of Monday Night Football and I'm off Monday nights like it to watch Monday
Night Football.
Yeah.
For the ones of maybe twice I'm going to get to this year.
Your early game at seven o'clock Eastern is Cincinnati at Baltimore.
That's the opening game and your late games that's Monday night is San Diego at Oakland.
For me to very odd choices.
I don't really care about either of those games since many Baltimore will be good.
But for about the last four or five years Sunday night seems to get the better schedule.
It does.
Which is why I get to go to hooters on Sunday night.
Yeah.
Yeah.
But I'm ready.
I'm so ready.
Can I just say because I don't have direct TV and haven't in a while.
So I don't get the Sunday ticket.
Is there if for people that don't have the Sunday ticket.
Is there anything better than the NFL Red Zone channel?
I love the Red Zone channel.
It's like having the Sunday ticket because they just say like, okay, this seems about
the score.
We're going to go here.
It's very fast and furious.
That's great.
That's all you need to see anyways.
Yeah.
If you have the attention span of a new.
This is the perfect channel.
It is the laziest channel in the world because technically someone else is working the
remote for me.
It's somebody else.
Exactly what it is.
Well, that's exactly what it is.
I'm so ready for tomorrow.
I'm still going to go to late service.
So I have to because I know the dolphins are playing early and the bucking ears are playing
late.
No, I'll be at bedside back.
This would preach a pillow.
It's a second person I've heard used that reference lately.
I've never heard the preacher pillow.
I like that.
Very well played, sir.
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He is at ChadNPG69.
Child of Parker, I'm Pinterest.
I actually, oh, Chad's lovely wife who is a British descendant is checking.
She's good to see you, Jules.
I actually saw, I was helping Charles having problems with the laptops as she brought
it over last Saturday night.
And I saw Pinterest.
That just looks like a mess.
I'm trying to navigate and I'm just, I just, it confuses me.
You just close Chrome.
And apparently, my wife is, is on Pinterest now.
So I found that out at the pay-per-view.
Didn't even know.
Oh, wow.
She's like, I think I told the story last week, she went, where do you think I got this hairstyle
from?
I don't know, because you're a girl?
She like had this side ponytail braid thing.
And I'm like, I just thought girls just knew that.
They're like, that was what you did.
Yeah.
And then like, you know, Cosmo or something?
Yeah.
You're watching The Bag Girls Club?
Yeah.
God.
One of the reasons a rest of the world hates this is that show.
Yeah.
Let's get into a little TV talk.
Yes.
Thank you.
I was waiting for what was going to come.
I was just down there.
It was like, it was like, it was like, it was like, it was like, it was like, it was
stuck or something.
Yeah.
And it's like, oh, music.
Francis Conroy.
They have officially announced we'll be returning to season two of American Horror Story.
I have seen the clips and it looks great.
I think I'm in.
She will be playing what is being called the ultimate angel.
Yeah.
Did you watch season one?
Because Chad was a big fan of season one.
I watched some of it and I've got to finish it up here.
But it's a great show.
And apparently the thing, this is going to be a whole new story.
But the same, it's the same cast.
But it's a completely different story.
Yes.
Well, except Connie Britton.
Yeah.
Very hot Connie Britton.
She's doing some other show on ABC about country singers.
Yeah.
But this is going to take place in an asylum, I think, in the 40s or something.
Yep.
Exactly.
So I've seen some of the sequences from it and it looks great.
Some of them's promos have been really creepy.
I know.
Really creepy.
Like, I felt like I had to call my pastor when I was done watching them.
Just that kind of creepy.
I'm kind of into it.
So I was pretty cool with it.
You know, but that's, you know, that's me.
The CW or the network you look for when you need friends reruns.
Not only are they doing their green arrow series called Arrow,
which I'm very interested in.
They are actually now looking at developing a Wonder Woman series.
As long as they go back to her being an Amazon, I'll be happy with it.
Well, it's going to be called Amazon.
And they're going to go to Smallville route with it.
Do we know who Wonder Woman is going to be?
This is just, they just announced their, it's in development.
They haven't even gotten that far.
I mean, as long as they don't...
Because see, I liked what NBC was going to do it and they did that pilot.
I thought the girl playing Wonder Woman was absolutely gorgeous.
And I thought she looked great in the outfit.
She worked good with what the material that they, they gave her the material was terrible.
Right.
That material was terrible.
Exactly.
And she doesn't sit in her bed and eating ice cream because it's been one of those days.
No, she sits there and she goes throws and spears and gets targets.
Yeah.
And she's up building and practices with that lasso.
And she doesn't spin around when she changes.
And the Carter, I'm talking to you.
I mean, God help us if all the chicks had that damn lasso.
I'd be in the hole.
I'd be in a lot of trouble.
You'd probably confess to the Kennedy assassination.
I would have been single a lot sooner if you had that gold lasso.
I'll tell you that one.
And in some sad Hollywood news.
Will Arnett and Amy Poler are splitting up.
I think we know why.
You know what I didn't know until until the other day.
You know who his first wife was?
No.
The Penelope and Miller.
Nice.
Will Arnett's first wife.
Nicely blank.
Well, you know my reason why I think about this.
My thing is if you work that closely with Christine Applegate.
Of course, on the show up all night on NBC.
I'm sorry.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Exactly.
Something will happen.
Yeah.
I saw see what you did there.
Yeah.
I see what you did there.
I mean, I don't care, man.
I'm going for it.
I mean, here's half my stuff, darling.
Here you go.
I'm making a show with Christine Applegate.
You're sorry.
Applegate.
You got to put me home.
You get the house.
You get the house.
I'll even give her the dog if I get a shot of Christine Applegate.
And you know what?
I'm going to say it.
What?
Amy Poler's kind of hot.
That's because she's next to Rashida Jones, 24 nights out of the year.
You know, she's kind of hot, but I think she talked too much.
And like inappropriately in the boot walk, you know what I mean?
I think she would ask for things and you're like, really?
Maybe the comedy carries over what it shouldn't.
Okay.
Now, you come up here.
You are having a time.
I'll be over here.
And I'm going to wear some slippers.
And I'm going to be a bunny.
And I'm bringing in a brass section to play us out.
Oh, him.
He's just watching.
Yeah.
Yeah.
He's also one that when she wants to clean up, she looks great.
And you know, but I'll tell you who else is like that from, from, we're talking about Saturday Night Live is Sheri O'Terry.
Oh.
When she cleans up, looks gorgeous.
Mm-hmm.
Um, some of the other ones not so much.
No.
Yeah.
I'm just saying.
Mm-hmm.
So there's that.
We'll have to see how this works out.
I'm sure that the, there was a prenup even before they got married.
Oh, I know.
Oh, yeah.
And, Doctor, you ready?
I'm ready.
Are you ready for the new episodes of a rest of the development?
Yes.
I am on pins and nails.
And the movie.
I cannot wait for this.
And we actually get a season four.
We get a season four.
I know.
And it's going to be on Netflix though, which is kind of weird.
I got Netflix though.
I don't know why.
As long as it's on there.
Andrew, did you watch your rest of the development?
I have started watching it as a two days ago.
Is it not one of the greatest shows ever?
It is.
And if you have to watch it from the beginning.
I am.
Season one.
It gets better because there's things in season three that reference season one.
Yeah.
Yes.
And they'll be just saying.
It's kind of like the series, the season finale of Game of Thrones this year.
Yeah.
Where you went.
Oh, yeah.
I wondered what happened to that.
Since you haven't talked about it since the pilot episode.
Exactly.
And it's just funnier.
And by the way, one week from tomorrow.
Season four, walk in, fire.
Season three.
Oh, yeah.
Great show.
I tried.
Great show.
It's so slow.
Did you watch the newsroom?
I watched the first episode.
I watched the pilot.
And I liked it.
It's great.
It's Aaron Sorkin.
I'm an Aaron Sorkin junkie.
But there's a reference because at one point.
And it's not really a spoiler alert.
It's kind of a funny moment.
At one point.
The main character has to go to therapy.
Yeah.
And his therapist is Max Kasella.
And Max Kasella.
Kasella.
Max Kasella has always looked very young.
Right.
And he's like, are you old enough to be a doctor?
He's like, okay, yeah.
I get to do the house of references all the time.
I fell on the floor.
My wife's like, why is that funny?
I go, because he was on the house.
I know.
Yeah.
That's what's funny.
I was pretty delpino.
Yeah.
And she's like, okay, I get it now.
Great season finale.
Wait until you get to the season finale.
Sorkin hits it out of the park again.
They've renewed it for season two after the pilot episode aired.
That's how good this show is.
Okay, Andrew.
If you're watching the rest of the development.
I just want you to get a big clue for that.
You have to look at things here.
One thing.
Yeah.
Look for the blue hand.
Tell them why.
Tell them why.
Okay.
But the blue hand has a tendency to appear in strange places.
And you have to put two and two together from a previous episode.
And when you like, oh, that's funny.
Okay.
Yes.
And did you notice who the narrator for the rest of the development is?
No.
That's Ron Howard.
Yes.
Really?
Yes.
Oh, that's right.
Yes.
On the next, the rest of the development.
And they did that in the pilot as it's in the show.
Because they didn't think they were going to get picked up.
And then of course, who's the lawyer?
Matt Locke later.
We get Andy Griffith references.
Bob Locke.
Bob Locke.
Bob Locke.
One of my favorite characters he's ever.
And one of the episodes, because the lawyer's name is Bob Locke.
Oh, okay.
It's Bob Locke.
That's it.
And they were talking about how he has an online presence.
And somebody he said, yeah, I read Bob Locke.
Bob Locke.
That's so great.
That show is so brilliant.
Say goodbye to these.
Oh, no.
Just wait.
I know.
The sort of destiny.
You won't know.
Oh, no.
Just wait.
Just wait.
I know.
The sort of destiny.
You will never.
You will never look at the man you're up the same.
That is true.
The final countdown.
The final countdown.
The final countdown.
You know, if you listen to that, that's Job's ringtone.
Yes, it is.
Yes, it is.
Yes, it is.
You'll never look at that song the same, really.
Perfect cast.
Perfect writing.
Perfect execution.
You cannot be the rest of the development.
The funniest show's in the last 15 years.
Yes.
Easy.
So funny.
It will be a good ride for you here.
The blue hand.
The blue hand.
You'll understand what the reference is when you get to the episode.
Okay.
And not a fan of David Cross before that show.
Fan now.
Huge fan after.
Yeah.
I'm not a fan of a standup.
I really don't like his standup.
But on that show.
Mr. Show never did much for me.
Yeah.
My God, that show's brilliant.
He's a never nude.
Yes, he is.
Yes, he is.
Again, you old.
Yeah.
Strangely enough, that is exactly what it is.
Yeah.
That is exactly what it says.
And it's as funny.
Yes.
Let's do a little bit of NHL talk.
All right.
Very little bit.
Because negotiations have broken down.
We are now.
No season you think?
Less than one week from a lockout.
Again.
They just locked out what?
Five years ago?
Yeah.
Yeah.
We're on the verge of another NHL lockout.
No Bruins?
No stars?
Do they get good TV ratings?
Yager becomes a star and we're not going to have this East.
Good Lord.
Sported states up 48 nothing at the half overs of his state.
Who is Savannah State?
It's a team that got waxed last week by somebody else.
They played like two major teams in two home states.
Why are they on TV?
They did the game just start.
Get your money.
Yeah.
The game just started.
Steven says the NFL needs to take the NHL.
Because again, week one you're going to have replacement reps.
Now that the general consensus is that they did a good job in the Wednesday night game.
But they kind of rolled out the 18 for that.
So we're going to see what happens when you get in the Seattle Arizona game.
Yeah.
The preseason not so much.
There was some questionable things.
We'll see.
The Kansas State killing the U 52 to 40.
I'm getting ahead of myself.
But we're less than a week from NHL lockout.
We don't got anything scheduled.
You know, when you're on TV,
we don't got anything scheduled.
So you know, when you're charging $175 for cheap seats,
you might hurt for money.
Go away.
We're like going to do it.
The seats are already sold.
All that kind of stuff if they don't have a game.
Do those people get their money back and all that?
Or how's that work?
I don't know how that works.
Or is this fall under force measure?
You know,
10 minute domain.
Yeah.
Well, yeah.
Your bank account is imminent.
Well, I mean, you can come and sit in the stadium.
Just no one's going to be there.
But that is your seat.
Exactly.
We'll just show the mighty ducks on a loop.
And you can just come and watch it.
We'll do like a meritgg raison.
All 3 mighty ducks films.
Mystery Alaska slap-shoted as youngblood.
And we'll just loup it.
For the next 10 minutes, it's going
to be an all-ing game.
All-ing game.
Everybody go backwards
You know said I actually wouldn't pay to do that
We are gonna be live an in person one week from tomorrow night for WWE night of champions
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We're gonna be there doing our show having a great time comes join us. We love it when the Empire comes out and
Great food great drink specials. I had the steakhouse salad last time I was there
Was that was a very good very impressed with that like and I have soft pretzels. No, that's all pretzels
I'm just saying I like those little hot dog things they got the little mini the other mini hot dogs
Yeah, those are right. I thought the last time you had those they were that they may be that they didn't get it
See you in time, but they I've had them twice one time
They didn't give me time as much with the one that the time they did it was actually it was surprised like the surprisingly good
I'm a fan of the mini hot dog the only thing I don't like right now that they're doing is they're putting food in cones now
Which I'm not a fan, but they always that with a couple of things so lots of like I don't like when they do
I mean they have their they have their chick they have the pretzel dunkers
But they fry the pretzels like no, I need them I need them baked and I need soft pretzels and yeah
And their queso is really really good with it. Yeah, they have a good spicy mustard too
Fish and chips is really good. They are fish and chips are jewels approved and she is a pretty decent
So she approves of it. We're gonna roll with it, you know for sports bar
That's one that's like the black beer battered chicken tenders the food's better than I actually I have when I first ate
There I was like oh, that's gonna be bar food and like it's really not it's really really good
So join us a week from tomorrow night very very excited about that
Just trying to read some NFL news looks like Caleb Haney has been released by the Broncos
And because he's a quarterback
There's a backup
You know much of fantasy football players just lost their minds. I can't do fantasy football
I like football. I don't need another reason to watch what's Dungeons and Dragons dude. That's all it is
So I'm not there's a right now. This is my first year since 2004 and I'm already going insane with the fantasy football stuff
Yeah, I mean you make some good money don't get me wrong
I played it and I made money but it's still like I'm making money playing Dungeons and Dragons
But I don't need and I don't need a reason to enjoy football and see when I play fantasy football
It just it takes away from my enjoyment of the game because I'm so worried about what are my teams doing what are my players?
I just want to watch football
I want to sit on the couch. I want to fall asleep at about second quarter of the early game wake up after half time
And I'm good. Well, you got to do it like I did where you I still he when I played fantasy football
I only watched the Cowboys game and that was it. I would just wake up the next morning. How'd I do yeah?
Just set your set your set your lineup and be done with it. Yeah, that's pretty much. Yeah
Little bit of music talk now you hear the Kelly Pickler in the background. Hello nurse
Have you heard the story about her in the news this week? I
Heard something solidarity. Yeah, I didn't I don't really know what's what Andrew
No, just heard her name in the news and I put paying attention. They they
It was not about her short but prolific career and porn which I was no, no, no, no, she has actually shaped her head
But there's there's a reason
I can't see that. No, I didn't see the go ahead. Go ahead
She has a friend by the name of summer Holt Miller who she's known since they were kids
She is a childhood friend and a mother of two she has been diagnosed with breast cancer and has already had a
Double mastectomy and she started chemo two days ago
Which of course as we know chemotherapy tends to make you lose your hair
It does and so Kelly Pickler has said I'm going to shave my head in solidarity with you to let you know that I'm with you all the time
And I thought that was and still first of all still looks beautiful. Even with head. I did she's a pretty girl
Not the sharpest knife in the drawer, but a pretty girl. It's a very beautiful girl
She's made it she's made a career out of singing and
It makes me wonder
sometimes I
Don't know if I could do that
Like I don't know if I couldn't man up that much one shave your head
I don't know if I could dude. It's awesome. I do it like once every five years. It's great
I let you do but you remember when I first met you you had really long hair. I know
That's why I do but you got to do it once every five years. I should I shave my head. It's very it's
Very liberating so good. I'm gonna say good on the Kelly Pickler. I'm proud of her
I I tell you I approve of that and why didn't Brittany think of to say that when she shaved hers all that's
Because we all know why Brittany shaved her head was to avoid drug tests
Well, you can take the girl of the trash, but you can't take the trash out of the girl. You're
Kylie Minogue is going to release a brand new album on October 29th. You talk about it
You know what that is that's like a 30-year crush for me Kylie Minogue
She looks she's just better looking and she's Australian which makes it worse like
The you know the Australian accent to me kryptonite the Superman. Yeah
Kylie Minogue will be releasing the Abbey Road sessions on October 29th
So she's gonna be having some new material on it. There's gonna be some duets on it
She's got some stuff that she's of her old stuff. She's doing with orchestral arrangements. Yeah, very intrigued by this
And you talk about aging well. I saw that last tour on a palladium that she did
And no, it's like she just smoking the whole time. I'm like on I'm not turning the screen off
I mean the girl was dating the time was like, you know, can we watch this? I'm like no I am not changing the channel no matter how much you ask me
Oh, by the way, you're you're going to wear this later
You are hearing the green day green day on Sunday canceled the show in Bolonia, Italy
Billy Joe Armstrong was admitted to a hospital
They didn't know why what what they found out was severe influenza and dehydration
Yeah, I heard about that so they stoned but they still made it to the VMAs
And they are going to do a makeup show. It's already been booked for a makeup show there
So man, here's my thing. I was watching. I finally I'm finally getting to start whittled down stuff on my DVR
That I've had on there for the better part of six months
One of the things I had was this year's rock and roll hall of fame induction. Yeah, I
Can't I don't look at green day and think rebels anymore. I look at green day and I think family men in a punk band like
You know, I don't think that way. I think when they they did the most punk thing ever and that was reject their own scene
Yeah, and so I got to give props to them, you know that whole time, you know that song time of your life, you know
Yeah, that that's a that's a
Say what you will but the part of the story behind that is of course the fans were saying you need to stay close to your roots and they're like
No, we're getting a check and see I didn't understand like people like
High school like seniors adopting that for their class. I'm like listen to the words. You guys don't know this
Howling you to leave and go away like it's not a good day. Yeah, the subtitle is good riddance
But I just and I think that Billy Joe Armstrong tends to
Drop the f-bomb for the sake of dropping the f-bomb, but there's no live. Yeah, it's just
but
I will never I will never say that I don't like green day. I think they're a good band
I think that they're one of those bands that
They get it they do my brother went and saw their
The production the Broadway production of American idiot. Yeah, and they were actually there. Oh, wow
He says they were just the music was great. They were he I think he got to meet them and he said they were great
Apparently, I won't I mean I didn't watch the VMAs yet. So we can't do VMAs talk, but
Apparently I read an article on entertainment weekly's website about the five things you didn't see on the VMAs or yeah
And one of them was when they when they were doing sound check because apparently they were the only band that played the thing
Yeah, that they were doing a sound check and they just played all a basket case for the fans during a commercial break. Yeah
So that's kind of cool. Yeah, I was disappointed once again. There was no Ramstein. They should have won everything
They always win everything in my heart
so
Well talk about that later, but yeah, no no Ramstein again
I was I was not pleased just in Timberlake because he doesn't have everything
Is now a minority owner in the Memphis Grizzlies Memphis of course is his hometown also hometown of you sir
Yep, Justin Tim likes a big figure there. He's a scene quite often and he does really good stuff for the town
So this actually makes sense. I'm bringing a foul shots back
Mm-hmm
You remember when he hosted the the SPs and it was right up from Memphis had like choked it in the NCAA that there's a whole five-minute clip of him just making free throws
I know yeah, and like the last one like he wasn't even looking he was looking at the camera and shot the ball up to the side
It was funny. Yeah, a lot of people give the Timberlake grief, but you know what the kid
He's a good dude, man
He knows that he can make fun of himself
You know
That's the thing
He can make fun of himself and it's okay, and he's genius on SNL. I mean come on the whole thing in a box
Come on. Yeah, he's the only person in the history of SNL that can just show up on Saturday afternoon
They'll do something for him going on down a leka wild
Bring it home back to home last
And the berry give talk show
What are the most genius
Talking about chairs and medallions
Um, did you see this R&M story?
Yeah, I did apparently Fox News has been using losing my religion in there
Let's say they have a contract right and R&M's like stop playing our songs. We don't support what you do
And Fox News goes back and says screw you. We have license agreements
We can do whatever we want and I plot Fox for doing that whether you like Fox News or not
That's funny and it equates me to the Morrison thing, you know where the the company had bought the rights to a light my fire for a commercial
And all the doors are like we're on this and you know Morrison got all mad about then it's like dude
They got the rights they can do whatever they want to do whatever they want money was exchanged guys
I mean just because you don't believe on that stuff
And I understand the commercialism and all that you know what the stuff that we do and did you guys break up last year?
What R&M yeah broke up last year
And did you see the last video they ever made?
No, it was on pop-up video because pop-up's pop-up video is only right now makes me happy. Oh cool
The whole video
Yeah
Was just Kirsten Dunst and black and white looking into a camera and giggling everyone's wrong. That was the whole video
No, they're doing the art thing again. Yeah, I get already every now and then but I mean
I mean, how can I you know if for once I'm I'm siding with Fox on this one
Yeah, the fact that you even allowed it to happen look if you don't want your music use for commercial uses
Don't even go in the contract
You know don't even do it
You know why leave why leave yourself open
You know, I'm and then saying well just because we don't believe it. I mean
I mean, I don't I like the tune and here's the other sad thing
You know rob this wouldn't even be a story if R&M didn't say anything. Yeah, I bet you there's
That could you know
Dees Snyder of course had something to say about the Romney campaign using
Uh, we're not gonna take it. Well, I don't think they signed a contract with me. He's pretty he's got his stuff together
I think so right on that one, but and then somebody else brought up something too. I can't remember who it was
but
You hear C. Low green in the background
Apparently they are developing he is developing a
sitcom with NBC based on his life
Really
Starting at what age? I don't uh, I don't know, but it's you know, how are we gonna be with the stuff he wears out and john's probably gonna be a costume consultant
mm-hmm
I kind of hey, I kind of like this is is out of his wardrobe, you know
I might search for that stuff on you from the
What the crap department? Yeah, Nicki Minaj
Who is still allegedly going to be a judge on American Idol?
Really that's that's almost done
How is she fit to judge anything? Don't even get me started. She's had one album
Was called pink Friday. Mm-hmm came out last November or maybe two november's ago. Yeah
She then in the spring
released
Pink Friday Roman Reloaded which was supposedly an expanded edition like remixes and stuff and all of
Of pink Friday
And and Roman was this character allegedly that she played the Grammys and that failed bit. Yeah, I know
Now we find out in november we will have the arrival of
Oh, it's gonna be uh the they see little things from the creators of everybody hates Chris that is true
Okay, uh, thank you Stephen for reminding me that that actually might be bad
That's actually a cool concept and now in november we're gonna get pink Friday Roman Reloaded the re-up
So we have a re-release of a re-release of her only album
That's gonna have new songs and remixes here's an idea. How about a soft more album? You're more on
Here's an idea if she can pull this off. Maybe she should be a judge on American Idol
It drives me insane
I mean you're repackaging repackaging and you got away with it, but the thing is that's the whole thing rough
She's getting away with it
People are buying the crap
I mean, I've already lost a ton of respect for her because of what she did with the hot 97 concert that we she was supposed to be at and then
One of the DJs at the station played her new song and was critical of it and so she said screw you. I'm not playing your festival
Uh, you can't do that. It's called re-release and she was headlining the thing at the metal land
And she just didn't show up or said screw y'all day of or was it the it was two days before
You can't do that see and she did it
There's and I'm like, you know what way to tell your fans how little you care about him
Mm-hmm
I don't care if you disagree with a promoter if people buy tickets to see you and you are the headlining act you know show your butt up
Well, I mean a lot that's happened with music nowadays. It's you know, I I
I miss the days of where you know, the people were so good to their fans and everything else
Yeah, you know, it's about the people that got you there
It's like they you know people that some of these guys I see them they show up on stage and they're like, you know
They're doing your favorite. It's like the NFL kickoff and you get Rick Ross there singing from a cheer dude stand up
I mean come on, you're rosy. I mean have to have the people can't even see you you know do something for your fans, you know
Oh, you know, the name of his new album is god forgives. I don't
Yeah, but still stand up. Yeah
Music new releases this week in your local music outlet wherever it may be
Aaron Lewis releases another solo album called the road. I don't know if this is country or not
Is things still a thing? Yes, they are still together. Yes
Mm-hmm. Are he just gonna do every other album's gonna be a solo album? Is this what we're saying something like that
It's pretty easy to do all this you know on his own, but yeah, that's gonna be like every other
You know if you think about it's making money for the machine and it's it's all working right now
And his stuff isn't that bad. I have you heard his solo stuff. I mean, I like some of it. Yeah, it's not bad
It's still staying there. I mean, it's no ranch time, but I mean, it's good
You know, we're gonna get to that here in a minute the guy you hear in the background a con releases his brand new album stadium on Tuesday
Mm-hmm a new Bob Dylan album
Called tempest is it electric or is it acoustic or what's all I know is it probably no
Which to me I just
I want to remember
Dylan
Nashville skyline Dylan that's the only thing I need
Well for a lot of people, you know Dylan everything stops when he picked up the electric guitar. That is true
So a lot of people call that the day the music died. Oh, yeah exactly
You know, I mean, he actually had to stop on the show that he debuted that record
He had to stop playing lay lady lay is one of my favorite songs. Yeah, I know it's great. It's home. I mean ministry covers it come on
Bucky Cubbington another alumni from American Idol releases his latest album good guys
I saw a picture of him the other day on Twitter
We are from his new video shoot where he's having a beer with Hank Williams the third of my teacher
So Bucky Cubbington from American Idol, okay, what you do?
Uh, these guys
Dave Matthews ban released their new album away from the world
This Tuesday. Are they the fish of this generation? Yes
I've heard a track from it and it sounds like it could be from any one of the other records. I'm not in the development
I haven't heard the whole record
They haven't really developed since before these credit streets
And that was a decade and a half ago. Yeah, but they don't have to you can still pack you know outdoor festivals
It's good stuff where a lot of people are rolling the gummies
I don't know what you're talking about there. I didn't say you knew I said their fans do
Oh, well, you know when it when his bus dumps a bunch of waste a bunch of tourists hit a river
I've got away with it again. That's brilliant
One of the funniest stories I've ever heard
Okay, guys, we're just gonna do this and you know what we're gonna get away with it
We're gonna say we didn't know what happened. Well, it's going to work David burn from talking heads releases a brand new album with
Vincent called love this giant
Tillman david burn just his music is it's so changing and interesting like it's like Texas weather
You may hate it for like two minutes, but you know what it's gonna change
And he just re-invents and re-invents and I I like David burns Steven gives a thumbs up to the new block party album before
I haven't heard it. He says it's great. He's really really good. Okay
DMX
For those of you that wondered where he went he has a brand new album coming out Tuesday called undisputed
I thought he was still in jail
A band uh has a brand new album called fight or flight
From a band who named themselves after farting in college. What if you knew about that? I well, yeah
Who bestank awesome the name of the band comes. They were all roommates in college and whenever somebody's
Would fart the question was whose buttstank and it just became who bestank and that's that way the name of the band
I gotta respect that. I'm sorry. I like that. Yeah, but that makes it even cooler
Kicks Brooks formerly of Brooks and Dunn released his first solo album new to this town. Tell me that's not his real name
Really? That's just that's the guy. I know he hosts the uh country American top 40 show
He wasn't either born with that or he actually changed it to that really
Kicks is it better maybe his parents just like cereal. I'm not here to say is it better than Kip though
Kip winger. Yeah. Oh come on. It's either wider than white. Come on
Be wookie of metal
That's a hairy individual. Have you ever seen like what was it miles away where he was like shirtless and I was like
Did you kill did you like kill a bear and where it's pelt?
Where's it's like he rolled himself in glue and it went to a chin chilla farm, you know and just
Uh country super group a little big town releases tornado this coming week. I like some of their stuff
Two guys two girls. Yeah, I got it's it's very um safe and likable
SNL me upcoming musical guest of Mumford and Sons released babble
Good stuff. I've heard the couple tracks. They're real hitter miss with me some of their stuff
I like it sometimes stuff. I'm kind of like the new stuff's actually good bit now. You know, you know
What's funny? He's like a lot of people thought they're an American band and they're not no
They're not but yeah also have a brand new album from these boys
Coming Tuesday. Mm-hmm. You know, it's funny as I never got the reference until like several years after I knew about the band
I'm like, oh, that's that's funny
Did you did you watch the closing ceremonies of the Olympics? Uh, I tried to very strange bit from these
Well, that's that's them. It's them
Pet Shop Boys released a lecium this coming Tuesday
A very a very underrated band called the Ravenettes. Yeah, release observator
And a brand new album from ZZ top
Called lawful Futura
Comes out this Tuesday. Produced by Rick Rubin. Really? Yeah
Rick Rubin who could be in the band. Yeah, yeah, I Frank Beard. Here's a beard
That's always a two guys with Beards and the third guy who's last name is beard. That doesn't have a beard
He's got much
And man those guys can still play. I'm looking forward to hearing as I'm wondering what Rick Rubin's gonna do with these
I'm hoping he doesn't ruin them like he did the cult, but you know, hey
You know, and I was speaking to which when I was watching that broccoli hall of fame bit. Yeah, I didn't realize
that um
Matt so is it Matt Sorum? Mm-hmm. Matt Sorum. Yeah, I was playing with the cult before he got the call to be in Guns and Roses
Absolutely, that's we have exactly is that a guy that you just go
This is my life, right? Oh, it's funny. Uh, that's even even better news. I when I last year when I saw motorhead
Uh, D was sick or is he doing something over in England? Matt Sorum, yes, Dürmer. That dude's a beast on a drum kit
Yeah, he really truly is. I'm a big fan of Matt Sorum. Yeah, he was
Did you see their performance of the rock and roll hall of fame? Yes
first of all
The dude from Alter Bridge stay with Alter Bridge
That vocal was horrific, but when you got was it
No, it was right out chili peppers that had three drummers all going at one time. Yeah, that was awesome
Yeah, did you see who inducted them
I forget who good. Uh, it was Chris rock
That's all right
Chris rocks induction speech for the red hot chili peppers was genius. Yeah, look it up
Oh, it's so weird. Yeah, you gotta see. Yeah, you gotta look it up. Yeah, you guys okay
It's you like it though. Yeah. Oh, yeah
All right, we're gonna finish this segment
We're gonna finish this segment with another guest
Who oddly enough I have a microphone and headphones just sitting there waiting for her
How did that happen
It's magic. I don't know. I'm fooling you and you don't like it
Joining us at this time live from the other side of the printer
We were just talking about Justin Timberlake. It is not him
But it is the Justin Timberlake of the clubhouse our lovely little sister Charlotte who's here
Uh, let me see she's some of all you on that thing
Try to get hello. There we go. We're just gonna turn this thing up. That's how you can hear me though. You can't hear you
I don't know what to do here because I've got you. I've got it almost all the way open. I'm okay
This is a young lady who sent me one of the most hilarious texts I've ever received in my life the other day
The one about the ham sandwich. She saw a lady at her college. It looked like mama cast. She was eating ham sandwich
If that is not the most Twitter word you think ever, I don't know what it is. I just went like this
I kept my eye on her though like I was like she marred choke on it. I don't mean
She was ready with the heim like any possible moment ready
So we're gonna close this segment. We are in movie talk right now
With a review that we've been waiting for
For literally almost four months
Doc got to go see Ramstein
At the American Airlines Center at the end yes sign guy was there sign guy wasn't really yes
He actually tweeted live from a show. Where were your seats at uh right in the middle
Um, we were sitting like first first row balcony in the middle
It was a way of the perfect shot. So you were away from the pit
Um, I was right. I was above the pit literally. There's is that that's that part of the American Airlines which sticks over the pit
Okay, that's what we were at we were over the pit not a bad place to be no
It was it was fantastic especially when the whole
floor is a splash zone
Yeah, sometimes literally yeah, they had they had two stages set up and so and they would move back and forth between the two stages
Um, and so yeah, if you think you were up if you're upfront thought you were gonna get like too much fire back there
No, if you're in the back of the room you got too much fire and everything else back there fire it was a
Every so I must say this
The most fantastic opening I've ever seen in any band that I and I've been going to concerts for 30 some odd years
You have sir. I have seen Elvis Presley and Elvis Presley got knocked down to number two as greatest concert ever
Remstime is now the new number on it was that so so what about it senate pastel and remember this is a family
I might need to retract my question. Uh the last song I cannot talk about
Um, the uh, I refer to the song is kitty cat and he got on something that looked like a giant cement mixer
And that's what he sang on the entire time
So
I think we got just how long have you been holding on to that line? This is what I want
You know, and that's just one thing they did
Um, they actually didn't come out from the from the back
They they came up on the back of american airlines got lifted up by this staircase that came from the the ceiling
explosions
Uh, they actually tried to kill the keyboard player and sit not one not two not three but four songs
They were trying to kill the keyboard player with lame throwers
He was hiding in a giant pot explosions are going underneath the pot
Uh, they doused the whole crowd and suds with the cement mixer quote unquote
Yeah
Explosions in every song
And wait when there weren't explosions there was fire
A lot and lots and lots of fire. I don't know if y'all know this but till the lead singer has a some type of certification in pyrotechnics
Nice and so all this was done
Not so safe
I was I was in the back and I was like well that almost hit me you know coming from the front
Um
You know um very loud not not not mode not as motorhead loud, but it was definitely in the top you know five loud and just say it was amazing
sensory overload
They're they're opening act. They don't really have an opening act. It was just a DJ playing Ramstein
So I say how do you pull that?
Yeah, I just want to DJ to play our music
There's things that so elaborate you can't put an opening act on there
I know I think about that their opening act was someone playing their songs
That's how just uh, we're gonna roll out a couple of dudes
I know you're here to see your own smith
But we're just gonna have a couple of dudes play rock band for about 30 minutes
Yeah, it's gonna be all air smith songs. You're gonna love it. Yeah
exactly
Grady show ever I then obviously somethings I can't talk about because it is as a family show
And Ramstein isn't anything but a family. Yeah, I mean it's like an opposite of family. They they one of their songs is about
There's you're y'all here about that guy in Europe who like kill that guy and like ate him
And stored him but you may not have happened about five six years back
One of their songs is about that and so the singer comes out in a chef's outfit
And then they put the keyboard player in a pot and they try to cook him
While this long is going with anyway, and of course, what do they use to cook him flamethrowers
Somewhere pink Floyd is going and we thought we took it too far
Yeah, exactly. I mean just amazing amazing every every 20 songs that I 20 songs set
Bands out there and I'm talking looking at you greatest hits 20 songs
You know
That's an average gobo show though. Wow. Yeah, we were done in 40 minutes
How long did they what exactly two hours it was perfect perfect length perfect everything. It was just by far the best
show
I mean show I've ever seen all right. Well, let's get into P.O.I. then perfect timing, sir
Always it's always
So it's like I said when I set out on our email blast Andrew Beckham and John doc house are on the show tonight pray for us
It's always a gamble
But that's what makes this show as great as it is
P.O.I. stands for person of interest. It is a segment we do on this show
where we
discuss
someone's
greatness or lack there of a person or entity
this week I want to talk about
a recent phenomenon in sports probably what lasts three or four years they've done this
It is the opening weekend for the NFL and every year for the last three or four years the opening night for Monday night football has been a double header
I have issue with this
because
It's never too good matchups
You like do do team yeah, and you're in your late your late game ends up being
Now as and I do love jaws. I think jaws is a great commentator
But you're a you're announced team for the late game always winds up being the weakest possible
It's like a fox D level game
That's because it's the weakest game it has been the past two years
And here's your lineup again if you missed it earlier in the show
I mean if you missed any part of the show you can we it's on archive almost immediately after we get off air
Your your double header lineup for Monday night is Cincinnati at Baltimore and San Diego at Oakland
Did we say early we just didn't care about that
And that's and that's and because of that that's why it's P.O.I
Unless you live in those towns there's no reason to watch it right exam
I mean if you're if you live on the west coast
That game's gonna start at 10 o'clock in it. Yeah, no, I think maybe it's nine o'clock in the morning
No in the evening it's Monday night football actually that works now the time zone works for them
Seven o'clock Eastern and 10 15 Eastern because that's 715 west coast because why it's always two west coast teams right
So you're basically gonna have you know people that do in Monday night football if they watch both games of the double header
That game won't finish till one in the morning although someone argue would be it it finishes when it starts
With those two teams right San Diego team that always starts strong and then melts down halfway through the year Oakland
Who's as skit so as their fans
Their fans are like like the Mongol horde. Yes, oh man. They're only hope
Yeah, I like watching their fans more and I like watching the team actually and it's at Oakland
So you'll have the black hole. You'll have Darth Raider. Oh, I might stay up in I might watch that then
You'll have violator who's the guy that puts the zebra stripes on his name is violator. Okay
It's sad. I know that it's sad also because I don't I can tell you one player from the Raiders team
But now that you said that now I know they're fans. It doesn't he wears Zubas pants too. Thanks. Oh, yeah, Zubas pants. Yeah, though those old
Zebra striped pants that they wore in the late 80s that were colors to your team like fast way say what you will
You know what the bad with the zebra pants is that what you're talking about kind of sort of okay. I got it now
Oh
Always a joy to have him here every day Steven says he has Finn Zubas
so
You know if you're if you're rocking the journey just
Roll with that or something I just I'm not a fan of the you already got it a triple header on Sunday
Because you've got the new game. You've got the three o'clock game. You've got the night game
Then you got the Monday night game
Well for so long it was just one game and that one game was generally really good and now you have two games that are just
Yeah, but Monday night in general has it been good
It's like I don't know what kind of carmetrain hit NBC
But consistently for about the last seven or eight years the Sunday night game has been superior to the Monday night game
Which doesn't make any sense to me. Well once in his pants like over. That's when it started going down, right?
It started
No, I agree with that. Yeah, I agree with you on that. It started when ABC still had it there at the end
when they had the rotating announced chairs
And but then when ESPN had Sunday night football. I love that team
Mike Patrick
Who else is on the team
uh
Thysman yeah, and
Paul McGuire
Who you know Paul McGuire a kicker yeah
Great on that show. I always Mike Patrick always started
Good evening. We're glad to have you with us. Yeah, it just I
Don't like it and I don't know why I mean, I know why
But why can't Monday night get the flex thing
And I know why because you have people that are scheduling travel plans for certain games and you flex it
But you you still have the same problem when you flex to Sunday night. Yeah
I guess most people if it's if it's a new game people will fly out that night to come home. Yeah
But it's just like Sunday night football gets the better matchups
How many people are gonna get off work to go to an early game Monday?
Well, so that's that's also the problem too is
715 on the west co they they have to do it on the west coast because
You know when they do Monday night football if they do a west coast game
That's five o'clock in the afternoon start time. Yeah
Which is why I don't know that LA will get a team if they do it'll be the Rams
But yeah, because they want a Tino they can have the name back with right now. They're not getting the they're not gonna the Raiders
Don't forget. I don't care how bad they are
If the Browns aren't leaving Cleveland
Exactly
About two just terrible teams
Charlotte as someone who is not really committed to football either way
You have any opinions on this all I know is it'll be on in my house no matter what it will be so
It doesn't matter who's playing if it balls on it's gonna be on and we'll if there's another game on another channel
We'll just flip back and forth or we'll flip back and forth between that and red zone channel
I don't even know what you're talking about. It's a channel with hooked up with the NFL network
That they just bounce game the game for you
And if it teams about the score they go straight to that game
So you can watch every touchdown. It's great. It's one great thing. It's ever
It's like we were saying earlier on the show
It's like giving somebody else the remote and they know where to go all the time
Yeah perfect
It's why we're not evil doers able doers
That's my favorite thing she says
But that is P-O-I
Let us move on now because we are your one-stop for all things sports and entertainment. We're gonna do a little college football
Welcome to the SEC Texas A&M University
And a hard fought victory for my beloved gators
When again, we had to come back in the fourth quarter
Down as many as 17 to seven
In the second quarter and a&M would never score again
As Florida wins 20 to 17
A&M had 98 yards total offense in the second half
Aha after almost 300 in the first half
There's Tamina
Finish
Yeah
You know, and one of my one of my vendors at work is at a saying grad
and I said hey I don't talk trash looking forward to a great game welcome to the
most complete conference in college football no one can debate it six
straight championships we had what five five or six or seven almost 18s in
the top 25 yeah well you you you should talk crap I mean but it creates bad
karma a&m hasn't done anything in the past 30 years by the way normally this
today would be the day that we start our who showed up and who didn't who's on
the fence didn't have a lot of time today so did you get my text about where I
was today yes did you get it yeah I've been there yeah so you so you
understand what I was talking about yeah so I was I've been teaching all day so
I haven't had a chance to look at the numbers we will have that feature next
week but let's go to your current scoreboard we'll just do some interesting
scores Minnesota
bachelor bachelor bachelor bachelor bachelor bachelor bachelor
master master
it's a snake
it's a snake
Minnesota beats up on New Hampshire 44 to seven today
oh the Ohio State University beats the University of Central Florida 31 to 16
Kansas State we mentioned this earlier I'm always up for a University of Miami
loss I'm not going to lie but when K state beats you 52 to 13
so I'm about to you baby not so much but don't they have like 10 players
suspended for the first half of the season every year every year
they have to play Iron Man football did you not watch the 30 on 30 pretty true
pretty true my favorite part is when they talk about Luther Campbell and they go to
me it's like yeah you do Luke yeah you paid for a lot of things and that's all
I'm saying by the way did you guys notice Oregon's uniforms last week they've
gone to the shiny wings on the helmet they have like 175 different uniform
combinations because they got the Nike money oh that makes sense okay they
get that they got the they got the Nike and they have you seen the new baler
uniforms I have not the black uniforms I have now they look pretty rad I
like the Oregon War the shiny helmets today as they beat up on I can't even
freeze in a state number nine South Carolina beats up on East Carolina the
fighting pirates I know a couple of graduates from there all pirates fighting
pirates 48 to 10 they weren't fighting today because they lost 48 to 10 I'm
the pottery pirate Clemson Clemson just drumming ball state 52 to 27
Boston I was waiting for that Boston College over main 34 to 3 Miami of Ohio
beats Southern Illinois 30 to 14 number 15 Virginia Tech beats Austin pay
which sounds like a high school to me it always does Austin pay so they're sure
P.E.A.Y. 42 to 7 in that final or P either way it's funny BYU over weaver state
45 to 13 see what else do we have going on here uh Misha again Misha again
after getting drummed by Alabama still in the top 25 they beat Air Force 31 to
25 Michigan State wins big over Central Michigan 41 to 7 USC over Syracuse 42 to
29 I don't think that's the second best team in the country but that's just me
Louisville number 23 wins big over Missouri State Notre Dame 2 and 0 wow they
pulled it off they beat Purdue today 20 to 17 and I believe Michigan's next are
they not yeah yes we're nervous about that one oh my god Michigan fan no he
loves there he does lover have you seen the unies are going to be rolling out
for that game yes I love a lot of people are upset because what they're
Notre Dame is doing the half and half helmet thing yeah I think it looks cool
you know like I don't know I like the gold helmet thing but it's got gold with
the Lrepprecon on one side and it's got like a design on the other I think it
looks neat a lot of people are up in arms but it's Notre Dame they're very
deeply rooted in tradition I've been up there a couple time beautiful campus I
haven't even seen that team play I don't I'll tell you what you want to be you
talk about being but to like hip to hip that's how they get over a hundred
thousand people in stadium it's all bleachers and you are hip to hip you don't
get any breathing room in there let's see I I was state over Iowa 9 to 6 in a
barn burner Alabama over Western Kentucky 35 to nothing still the number one
team in the country Wisconsin loses to unranked Oregon State 10 to 7 let's see
watch that barn burner as well a lot of other a lot of other games underway Florida
State now beating Savannah State 55 to nothing with nine minutes to go in the
third quarter they scored five touchdowns in the first quarter we just talked
about Oregon and Fresno State North Texas is winning right now over Texas
Southern that is that's Charlotte's beloved in North Texas fighting mean green
Eagles the green yeah Texas tech beating up on Texas State 45 to 10 five minutes
into the third wow mean green just sounds like a disease you get
okay for me green Oklahoma beating up on Florida A&M University 42 to 10 in the
third quarter TCU number 20 up on grandling state 49 to nothing
whoop yes LSU number three team in the country beating Washington 20 to
three in the third Arkansas number eight beating a University of Louisiana
Monroe 28 to seven that is also in the third Army down 21 nothing to San Diego
State at the half Nebraska number 16 team in the country currently losing to
UCLA 24-21 right before the half there Georgia and Mizzou tied it three right
before the half Jordan number 17 in the country Mizzou also new to the SEC
this year Texas up on New Mexico 10 to nothing four minutes to go in the half
there other games coming up later a tonight Oklahoma State at Arizona
Duke at number 25 Stanford and we had our first overtime game this season
Friday as Utah State needs overtime to beat Utah anything on bailer there they
might be off today I didn't see that maybe all today I always love it when
you're idle and weak to dub airs we can tell they're telling one of those teams
that they reach up and bite somebody on the butt and then everything blows up I
know yeah here's something's gonna happen with bailer they're actually getting a
new stadium are they really they're actually gonna they found land in that town
it's gonna be on the bailer campus they're actually there's there's land on
the on the campus everything's so crowded there not really really I think so
they're pushing the fence is where the school is it seems like everything's kind
of come there's some there there's so much land there they're really it's you
just it's gonna be on the other side what basically though on the brazos
river there the stadium they bought land on the other side of the river so
this time it was yes so it's all gonna be right there but that's gonna happen in
2014 we're gonna see a new stadium excellent football just makes me happy
I can't be mad when football's on my TV screen please please a moment to
reflect your moment of Zen copyright the Daily Show all right do a little bit
of Major League Baseball talk I kind of feel bad for Major League Baseball at
this point every year because nobody pays attention now they're riding shotgun
it's they're not riding shotgun they're they're the trunk at this point it's a
redhead instead of child right now that's what's going on with no soul by the
way but uh Strasbourg's been shut down by the nationals yeah he's not even
going to be in the playoffs is he they've shut him down he's not that's so
stupid but it's smart no come off Tommy John surgery it's a
crab sheet I endorse this it's a crab sheet for them to ever get to a world
series period it is the animals but let's get to your standings in the
American League East the Toronto Blue Jays are now tied with Charlotte's beloved
Boston Red Sox 15 and a half games out but Boston has the tie break so you're
you're back out of the cellar Charlotte I don't count the Blue Jays because
they're not in America and they're evil doers I thought they were supposed to
change the name to that just the Jays what happened to that no but no they
were they were going to get rid of the Blue Jays they were just going to be the
Jays for a while I guess they didn't commit to the bit um speaking of the
rays Boston and Toronto were 15 and a half game out Tampa based two so there's a
bit of a castle there and the and the O's have now lost a lead to the Yankees
again the Orioles and the Yankees this is turning into a thing did the Orioles
lose today I guess they did yeah they lost today they're six and four in their
last ten the Yankees are four and six in their last ten and they're run
differentials dropped to a plus eighty four but you know we have we what how
many games do we have left 30 no but I have the Yankees have played a hundred
and thirty eight twenty fifteen twenty three 23 games left in the American League
Central the Minter Sword on twins 19 games out so they're all most out of it
the Cleveland Indians are six games ahead of them the Kansas City Royals are two
and a half games ahead of them right now there's only two teams in the in the
Al Central that matter because the Tigers are a game and a half behind the white
socks the twins by the way negative 102 run differential I guarantee you it's
not the worst in the league I was right in the Al West Seattle Mariners 15
and a half games back the Los Angeles Angels of Anaheim Los Angeles County
California America North America Earth Milky Way or as I like to call them
seven games back Oakland four and a half games behind your Texas Rangers how is
that possible they're 82 and 56 and it's in September so we've gotten through
August yeah good pitching who to thunk it yeah in the National League West the
Colorado Rockies are now 21 games out of first place which means we are only two
games away from them being out of it what's their run differential minus 92 they've
lost three straight but they have still not the worst in the league the San Diego
Padres are 13 games back Arizona 10 games back the Los Angeles Dodgers are now
a must missities beloved Los Angeles Dodgers are now four and a half games
behind the San Francisco Giants right now the Giants Magic Number is 19 no one in
the American League has a magic number yet really that close the Dodgers
Magic Number is 19 to clinch the division in the National League Central the
Houston Astros have they 145 games yet they're two games away from that they have
the worst run differential in the league at minus 202 wow the Cubs the Cubs are
nine games better than the Astros that's really bad that's so sad but they're
that but that still puts them 30 and a half games back the Astros are completely
out of it because they're 39 games out they're almost 40 games out so yeah it's
this over the Brewers 14 and a half games back the pirates 10 games back the
St. Louis Cardinals John's beloved St. Louis Cardinals are now eight and a half
back of the Cincinnati Reds the Cincinnati Reds Magic Number is now 16 for
those of you that don't know what the magic number is that is the number of
victories or losses by the team behind them that a team can get to clinch the
playoffs the clinch the division and in the only division that matters the
National League East my beloved Marlins are only five games from being out of
it they're 24 and a half games back with a 62 and 78 season showtime gave up on
them two weeks ago yeah the New York Mets are all right there you stop that okay
there we go the Mets are 21 games back what I do I was talking to I was talking
to Wayne doing started singing because I usually want to hear that phrase it's
usually me yeah the Phillies 18 and a half games back the Braves are now six and a
half back of the Washington Nattinels the the magic number for the Nattinels is
17 so maybe that's why they pulled Strasbourg they think they can get there your
current wild card standings because now is the time of year that that matters
Oakland and Baltimore are both tied for the lead in the American League
Wild Card Oakland is ranked above them because they have one extra game left
so technically they're you know there's a good difference there the razor a
game out law is two out Detroit's three and a half out those are your top five
in the National League Atlanta and St. Louis are not really tied but they're
kind of sort of tied because Atlanta's got six more wins but then the the the
the because there's two wild cards that's why he forget we've added another
wild card team there the magic number for both Atlanta and St. Louis's 19 right
now the Dodgers are a game back Pittsburgh's a game and a half back the
Brewers are six back Arizona six and a half back it's a much tighter race in
the National League than it is in the American League it always is and we're
what three weeks away from playoffs right yeah bear four three and a half
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do you not have a fax machine over there at Casa de the host base to know I
don't I don't I have no use for one I don't want people faxing me stuff you know
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time I got put the phone receiver on that thing it makes all the noise and I just
you know we are your one-stop shopper all-thing sports and entertainment let's
combine both of those things and do a little wrestling talk
what the rock is cooking doing the rock Johnson because he doesn't have enough to
do has now signed on to host a TNT reality show called the hero where they will
feature hometown heroes across America and America will vote on who the
biggest hero is but it's it's kind of one of those people that do things in
the community kind of a thing and the prize is it's like a dollar I think no
there's actually a prize involved with some former skimmer what is so it's like
the greatest American hero no but it's a reality show about hometown is the
greatest American hero is about a guy who finds a super suit he doesn't know
how to use it I thought it was about sandwiches
hmm sandwich it Steven says that the NASCAR races get ready to start
and I guess I had to stop the race for some reason and Carl Edwards has a big rise
above scene of hate logo on his helmet nice don't know who you are but great
job he's a Carl Edwards he's a guy that does the backflips he's hosted
raw like twice and you guys seen triple H's new hairdo
Steven actually posted this for me on on Facebook it didn't shock me as
much as I guess it shocked the rest of the world you have to talk into the
microphone sir one of the very few times you'll ever hear that on this
show I'm sorry I'm back but it just it kind of looks like he's just got his
hair pulled back to me well but he's cut he's cut the locks man yeah it's gone
like they had a side shot of it and I was like I just make some look old I feel
like he conformed but he and Vince are really fighting over the triple H
character right now H wants to go heal Vince wants him to stay face my question is
doesn't matter at this point in hunter's career if he's bad or good no I like him
when he's bad yeah I don't think it really matters unless John Cena is gonna go I don't
think that at this point he can be bad the only problem with if they do turn him
heal I don't think they can the criticism will be he's just being Vince
he's being Mr. McMahon isn't that what he wanted since the very beginning when
he was at Englishman Phil checked in with us good to see you sir probably
sent one in to watch the NASCAR race himself well why can he just be like was what
we used to call being gray like sometimes you're good sometimes you're bad
it's called the tweeners I mean I've been for years I think he works best when he's
that when you really don't know what to expect when he walks out right but again I
he's not gonna work full time so why does it matter well said me a heal has to
work full time well yeah true consider like he's gonna be playing the character
triple-h and not triple-h right you know he's not gonna be Paul with that he's
gonna be Hunter Hurst Helmsley my whole thing is to enjoy retirement you've got
three beautiful little girls at a beautiful wife at home you're practically running
that company anyway electricity's paid at the house if you know what I mean yeah you've got
money in the bank homer maybe he doesn't want to be at home all of your peers
move that point good point maybe Stephanie's getting a little malty around the house you never
know she's on the road with him she's running Smackdown maybe then he just wants to go out there
and just be a jerk because he can't be a jerk at home yeah no that's probably true yeah
it's like I want to go out there and be bad it can't be bad at home but Tista was on MMA Uncensored
Live which follows impact on Thursday night they asked him about a possible WWE return his
response was I'm waiting for this PG stuff to blow over I'm with him I'm with him so
I've been waiting for that if Linda wins the election it's not going anywhere
well then we gotta vote against her she's already passed the primary she's on to the big election
in November well I mean I'm I'm with David Tista on this one I'm with Dave on this one yeah
absolutely I agree wholeheartedly that brother's got a winning MMA fight first
I don't sure if this first MMA fight next month that's why he's not ruling out coming back
members of the Empire in Oklahoma City make sure you are at the 4th center on October 1st
when WWE Monday Night Raw will be live from Oklahoma City which is now being called Jim Ross
Appreciation Night which I like to call Jim Ross is going to get a beat down from someone in his
hometown like happens every year happens every year he gets a beat down that man alone
hang on doing yeah see him punk that's who I call to do it and apparently raw which will be live
in Montreal thank you this Monday night will be Pat Patterson Appreciation Night
oh oh man oh yeah oh man there's so many ways to go with that one what should that be in San Francisco
I don't know they're gonna air that one live at the village station I still contend
the greatest of Monday Night Raw moment ever is by the way you're wrong sir you see this yes it's awesome
I'll just show that to Doc and I can see it was was uh when Pat Patterson was back
to the Mr. McManiera he jumps up on the turnbuckle and turns it tears his shirt off this is probably
15 years ago if it was a day and Jim Ross all he says is and he's single fellas
I saw that live what I was that was that was a night work time stopped I mean it was just like
that just happened yeah technically Jim didn't say anything wrong that you couldn't air over the
like time just stopped I was like oh and straight just dead pants set it moved on nobody set a word
and I was like Jim Ross as much as I have loved you for most of my life because I remember him
back from the old NWA days you sir are a genius even Michael Cole thought that was funny let's talk
a little bit about Monday Night Raw this week all three hours of it um Steven says there's rumors
of a swagger face turn I know swagger's asking for some time off so maybe that's what they're set that up for
yeah dead silence is what you're gonna get out of there there was something else I've written
the chat room and I missed it I don't know what we were referring to yeah I was trying to I was trying
to take swagger face turn I just I got I got nothing dude um yeah so the miss is on commentary this
week because we're selling this Jerry the King Waller thing I didn't realize until this will
pass Monday night he sounds like a grown-up cartman I never noticed that listen listen next I
miss cuts a promo just listen to he sounds like a grown-up Eric Cartman I am the greatest
man yeah I'm the best you can be in a little tan but he did say something that was very very funny
and I don't know did you watch the Ryback match I know I did not they're talking about to feed me
more chant oh and he's like he's just hungry for great competition or he wants more competition
and miss just goes or maybe he's just hungry I was like for the first time in probably ever the
miss actually humored me I think that dude's about talking about something that's in need of a
face turn oh the miss yes because he's never worked face you know I know but I still like him
when he works he'll because it's just enjoyable you know some hills you still root for
and he had his own little bounce house at one point oh when you look like a D-bag it's hard to be
thanks it's like a duck it's like a duck it's just like you just stand it isn't he the one that's
Dayton Maurice yeah I thought that was over I thought I don't know I thought they did at one point
but I thought it was like okay so then then ask car race did go they had to stop the race with green
flag racing's back so they're back on again as I was like man they're starting to race off a
late I'm just saying the miss is lucky man did he come from the TV show and all of a sudden he gets
the real world yeah I came from this actually saw the clip where he was because it was when the rock
first became the rock so he became the miss oh I mean guys got skills I mean if you've ever seen
the real world real world stuff he's like a little baby it's just click me to watch because it's
really weird it's like a 12 year old it's like a baby Yoshi they eat something because
didn't did anybody notice the name of Ryabak's theme song because you know they put a little
icon in the corner where if you go iTunes right now and down on what the name of his theme song is
no it's called meat on the table how's how's meat is it is it me me 80 huh could be the new pet shop
boys I'm sorry I don't care who he is I'll always be skip chef field to be you know yeah
Ryabak still reminds me of Hayden Reich I see parallels there I really do man oh god
I mean crazy full on crazy dangerous like really dangerous my favorite side of the night was the
one guy that had to sign that said maybe maybe maybe that was funny yes and then you had the whole
cane Daniel Bryan thing like did anybody not think oh the WWE universe do you want the rest of
each other do you want it to be a tag team or do you want them to hug it out did anybody have any
doubt at any point it was gonna be three to one to hug it out and why do we need a referee to
hug it out that's my other thing because it's a family show it might get out of control and that
part miss was comedic genius yeah because he was really trying to commentate as if it were a real
match and Colt keeps going how did you know the the rules do I hug it out situation
I bet the mid has been in several hung it out situations yeah uh Steven most know if I
finally heard the lyrics to the the the Ryabak theme I all I know is he does the feed me more thing
I do like it when people chant Goldberg that makes me happy yeah but the but the best part of
the whole the whole hug it out bit with how with Daniel Bryan was he couldn't even keep a straight
face like even he do this is stupid like cane glens become a master at being able to sell the bit
well like yeah he's a true professional you can put cane in any situation he's gonna do it
and rumors are as soon as he's ready to retire triple H is grooming him to be
the next backstage agent oh really that's what they're going with well he's as I think he's ready
I mean we put the mask back on him I just don't think that helped him and
was making fun of Clint Eastwood when she was talking to the invisible AJ and the chair
yes yeah am I the only one that taught that what else could that have been I don't know yeah
and I read that that whole segment made me very very uncomfortable
it's because Vicki was in it but but here's the thing the whole her slapping AJ thing
be a star of it be a star
we get it Vicki's a heel apparently what I've been reading is that they're rumoring that
both Booker TN AJ are going to be struggling as GM and then Vince is going to come in clean house
and have one GM for both shows they returning legend is what they're saying they're not saying who
I have a question keep y'all see does uh does Vicki still have the cougar necklace yep oh okay that's
one no that's my question thank you and what do we think of the of the ending did anybody catch the
ending overall uh Cena is wrestling Alberto Del Rio falls count anywhere
CM Punk who allegedly left cuz he needed a personal day shows back up nox Cena out Del Rio gets the pin
sounds punk gets cuz they're in Chicago you know punk gets back in the passenger seat in the car
and as the car drives by whose face sticks out of the the driver's window but Paul Heyman
really okay I heard about that I was intrigued oh I really hoped that that we talked
about this picture on the show before that that friend of the show Chris Cornell put up it was a
superimposed picture of Heyman Lesner um CM Punk I think Zekeler was in it and they're all
wearing NWO shirts some kind of a stable like even if it's not the NWO just some kind of a stable
with those guys I'm in I'm into that sounds good I like especially if Heyman is a mouthpiece
yeah great but if they let Heyman be Heyman see that's been my problem with this whole Lesner thing
is they're not letting Heyman be Heyman so let's talk a little bit about impact we play this song for doc
yes it's like Christmas for him thank you uh winter has apparently left the company
who I think was severely underused from the day she debuted they just underused her
that catering virtual can wrestle on care who y'all yeah but she's gorgeous absolutely gorgeous
where was I on my sheet okay uh Carmola Wall who we have we have said it will be
fighting both in Bellator and working with TNA he can't fight in Bellator until his
suspensions up next year he is saying that he will debut quote-unquote sometime in October
down for glory that's what it happens you heard it here first because I am
for sport is to buy a lot we all know last week if you listen to the show we did like break to you
that Devon has left TNA bully Ray signs it to your extension this is the first time since 1996
that they were both not with the same wrestling company it's gonna be weird this is gonna be
weird they still run their wrestling school together yeah I really thought that that bully would leave
signed back with alleged they both signed the legends deal with WWE they both go in the Hall of Fame
next year now WWE is saying they are interested in him but not full time they want him to work
backstage Devon which why not the guy the guy put over Garrett Bishoff for God's sake I know
I know I always saw but not even when Devon had a little single sing in WWE I he was definitely
the weaker of the singer reverend Devon yeah I know and Deakin Batista well you came on top of that
one heavy Batista that's how they brought Batista in I know they need to bring him as his vampire
character in OVW Kurt Angle has been injured Thursday night at a house show when he wrestled
Mr Anderson Anderson so we don't know how that's gonna affect because tomorrow night is no surrender
the pay-per-view is tomorrow night where we will have the finalists in the Boundford loris
I know we'll have the Boundford glory series one end we will have the number one contender for the
world title did they say what his injury was I'm just calling they haven't said yet
but they they they ended the match at like the six minute mark and he was he was his leg was it
his leg yeah I was like again yeah he was limping Kurt be careful please as I was watching
impact I like to think of wow how far south the knockout division has gone I want my velvet sky back
don't we all sorry I want my velvet sky back what are you going to do about it I'll make a phone call
I'll have a stop at that make a phone call I have a stop at the house I'm this you know we all do
sir we all do but you can't miss your two back because you've got to run your on your name tag
thing I got our couple places actually but yeah you know and that would be over the garage
uh and you can write docket 808 some in trail
follow me on twitter at velvet sky stalker 101 and I'm really starting to get concerned
up with this ace is an eights thing that it's going to be hooking I'm very very getting
concerned at hooking they're going to turn hooking he'll like it even though hooking said
he's going to ride off in the sunset face it's just really starting to concern me that means
hooking started to overact again three or four you four more years of hooking well just watch
the facial hair that goes black then you already have two weeks ago then then then you know what's
going to happen then I do like his new t-shirt though that that they've got yeah like that I've
not seen the new t-shirt or maybe I saw and I don't remember what it was and your latest tag
team in tna chavo Guerrero and her nandas I swear to you tenet referred them to refer to them
as a text mixed tag team that's awesome and I went okay it's funny that just happens
that's funny but I will tell you this probably that the the spot of the week in any of the three shows
chavo hurricane rana's her nandas off the top rope into a splash yeah that was awesome
yeah because I've always said you know we did the show a couple of months ago at Fox and
Hound that I did my top ten guys at Vince needs to get right now her nandas is on that list
they use it yeah her nandas is I think is one of my favorites right now he's insane
yes he's insanely good what he does he's like 280 pounds and he flies around like he's up like he's
brave mysterious junior right now yeah and you don't even wear a mask you know most of those guys
wear a mask well that's because while they're stealing stuff well
you also read this week that apparently I'm gonna fight through that apparently they wanted to do
Rey Mysterio Sincara at WrestleMania this year and Rey getting into her god the way with that
boring they're tag teaming right now they're talking about putting the belts on them well as long
as sin car doesn't kill someone then it might happen I can't that he's got to be the biggest
bust ever in the history of the WWE I'm just saying I mean the concept is good the idea is solid
but I mean when you kill about kill someone every week in the ring come on dude yeah you know we
will move on Jimmy Fallon's production company has pitched a series to NBC that has been
option called slammed which will be behind the scenes in a wrestling company fictional fictional
okay I'm in I'm in I'll check it out watch episode I'll be here's I'll be here see who they're
gonna parody like comedy like they're pitching it as a drama I hope it's not a comedy because
that's just not gonna help yeah Alberto Del Rio's little brother working in OVW not getting good
reviews and I don't know why that this is surprising anybody because he's never wrestled before
just because you're in a wrestling family doesn't mean you could wrestle aren't the only people
that exceeding OVW they're like added prison tatted up and T NXT OVW is TNA some breeding ground
now it's NXT it's not it's not FCW anymore it's NXT now I mean it's like this my brother you
know played golf for a living he was on the professional tour I myself I have wrecked three golf
cars so today so they're in lies the theory I mean we now have talk of Zack Ryder finally defending
the internet championship probably the best belt in wrestling right now I had no idea that existed
we've talked about it's his logo on a I gotta say I gotta look this up
Zack Ryder's logo on a belt yes is the reason why I don't watch is the belt online
walks out with a laptop I just I just I want you to see this belt because it's
changed should he wrestle with 10 five cables wrapped around me I know got a bunch of
little iPhone straps with belts like rotating around you know oh it's somebody selling it too oh I want
this belt okay Charlotte here's what the belt looks like you have to type in a withy code oh my god
greatest belt ever and that looks like it's flaming Elton Johnson here that's his hair
Elton John thinks that belt is flaming and you know the story behind this belt right no
he claims that he beat 64 other guys in a tournament in his mom's backyard to win this belt
I actually believe that it's genius and there's talk of him defending it against he's later
because I guess that's a thing now there a thing or no it's there's a it's a feud
with some like Billy gun and shot come on man commitment ceremonies life partners
let's talk about Smackdown just a little bit I didn't get to watch Smackdown so I had to read the
results online because I was running out of time because I had to work all day only a couple things
intrigued me we have the return of Wayne Barrett please don't ruin it I think he has so much
potential but they ruined him last time with it I think what they're going to do with him
I think he's going to find some way to get the briefcase from Ziegler because the original
plan was for them to do money at the bank at WrestleMania for him to win but I've also heard rumors that
Randy Orton wants to go back keel but they think they don't think they can afford for just
shameless to be the top face on Smackdown right now and they're also talking about probably putting
the belts on him after Ziegler catches it whenever that's going to be and apparently a four night
of champions Booker T has banned the broke kick so that means it'll happen yeah come to the
way for each not looking there will be shenanigans shenanigans I tell you shenanigans that is
something we forgot to talk to doc about what the the Chick-fil-A discovery we had a few weeks ago
shenanigans Charlotte and me and Chad and and the official fact checker of the show Don Ford
yeah we were all having dinner at Chick-fil-A a few weeks ago and somehow we got on this kick
of finding out who shares our birthdays oh really Charles Robinson shares my birthday
not really yes it went I just started laughing and Chad goes god know what and I go
guess he shares a birthday with me he goes back on one word shenanigans and you could just see
the life force just dream from his body I was like great to stay ever while he likes
a man returns too so that's good one there you go but still I mean how awesome is that I know
that's great little niche shares a birthday with me but that's all unless anybody's got
anything else for wrestling talk that's all I got like this not it what happened to that awesome
calm calm oh karma yeah she's no longer with the company okay still pregnant just
station period of an elephant now let us let us move on and do a little music talk
now a movie talk we already have music talk sorry more I'm starting no we already never
uh by the way just just looking at the web right now dark night rises is only six million
dollars away from passing Shrek 2 on that number seven on the all-time gross list all right so
there's that your your box office numbers what's going on we're only going to do the top four
that all about five six seven eight nine ten five five I had to count I had to count the ten because
he just blanked everything out last week's box office totals are old so we give you last nights box
office totals number ten making eight hundred and thirty three thousand dollars for a 22 day total
of forty two point one million dollars for the family film parinormon I hear it's good
what your thoughts are on that what's by the same people who did a the new monster house
it's about the chick who goes to the house and it's all the different worlds oh like this is great
but Caroline Coraline yes I that that wasn't brilliant movie and it's by the same people it's
like like Arden's stuff it's got the same style and I really dig that style that's not a kid
that can talk to zombies I hear it's good that's gotten great reviews and I really want to
Check it out number nine still top 10 making 840 thousand dollars last night for a 31 day total of 55.6 million dollars for hope springs
This is the movie where
I'm already bored. No, no you would because this looks really funny Steve Karella is a wedding counselor
with
Yes
Tommy Lee Jones and Merrill Street are a married couple and they go to his marriage counseling
I tell you I Tommy Lee Jones. Okay, it looks. I've heard it's hilarious. I mean it's omelette Jones
Number eight making eight hundred and fifty thousand dollars for a 50 day total as we talked about a 40 hundred four hundred and thirty five point four million dollars for the dark night rises
Andrew's over there marching to the
Number seven eight hundred and seventy two thousand dollars for a 24 day total of forty point two million dollars for the odd life of Timothy Green
Family family
Kid with like plants or so does that the kid like grows or something? Yeah, it's kind of weird. No
They create this kid because they can't have kids but they grow it
Yeah, they put all the things that they wanted a kid in this box and they put it in their backyard and then they wake up the next day and there
Yeah, didn't I see this what was called in the beach of the body snatchers wasn't this like when they had a sheep and they cloned a sheep and
Like the news. This is the same. Oh, that really happened. That really happened. Well, I know
Dolly is no thing. Yes
Number six making a million dollars last night for a 29 day total of
77 million dollars for these that Galafanakis
Will Ferrell double hatred for Chad the campaign I
Hear 20 minutes is hysterical and the rest is
Well, I finally watched the hangover part two last weekend. Charlotte. I watched it. I liked it better than the first one
Really I laughed. I laughed more at this one
Definitely lots of lady boys in there, but again, but you put a monkey in anything and I'm not yeah, yeah monkey
And that monkey was awesome
The monkey had camo pants and an earring and a
sleeveless rolling stone jeans jacket
Already awesome. Yeah, I mean yeah, you can't go wrong with a monkey
I do like Stephen was talking about the internet chameleon chip defended on every YouTube pre show
Okay
Number five at the box office last night making another 1.1 million dollars for a 57 day total of 23
It's about 24 million dollars probably caching in on the DNC this week is the two the Rocky Mountain pictures 2016 Obama's America
Fourth place making 1.3 million dollars on Friday for 22 22 days 72 million dollars for the expendables to
I've heard great things about this dude. I saw the expendables one and it's it was a fun movie and I really was watching
What would you think Andrew? Would you do you see it or you know, I've seen it and I went in with this total hatred for wanting to see it
And I'm so glad I went yeah, it's started the new one
Right, right. Yeah, it is the Chuck Norris part
phenomenal. I can't say anything else just yeah, it's like you're like you all these actions
It's everything you want wouldn't be great. We put this guy this guy this guy this guy this guy and we'll have so it's a bag
Well, so many we made it so many we talked about last week of who their troops alone is trying to get for the next one
Who is could they get he wants Harrison Ford
He wants Eastwood
And he's he wants the Wesley Snipes as soon as he gets out of prison. I don't know. He's still gonna be alive
Well, he's what you do like you did with Schwarzenegger in the first one
Just comes in well, hey, how you doing? I'm clean. It's good. Good night everybody. You know
Number two last night making one points. I'm sorry number three making 1.6 million dollars opening last night the words with Bradley Cooper
Bradley Cooper's in this the the very very beautiful Zoe's self-data. Yes, who always looks better in the movies and she does in the red carpet
I don't know what's going on there, but she's a horror so I'm good number two last night
1.775 million dollars for a 10-day total of about 20 million dollars for the shade of it movie Lawless
I want to see it Tom Hardy's in it Tom Hardy's one of my new favorite actors after warrior and dark night rises
He's one of my new favorite actors and number one last night making 2.8 million dollars for an 8-day total of
26 million dollars for the possession
Which I've heard is absolutely horrific
No, thank you. By the way for those of you playing the home game the latest offering from WWE films
starring Dominic Moynihan the day
Has grossed about 20 grand in 12 days
And this is a theatrical release, right? This is a theatrical release never even heard of it. Yeah, no
It's kind of like a post-apocalyptic thing that they've been they showed the trailer during Summerslam. Why don't they still make films?
I mean are there muppets or spaceships or I guess it might be explosion in there. Muppets are awesome
That's what I'm saying. That's a problem. It should have had a muppet. I would have gone to see it
No muppets. No me seeing should have had Amy Adams
Amy Adams or I'll a Fisher I'm good either way
Yeah, or although I'll a Fisher's got that Sasha Baron Cohen stink on her
There's a lot of people have the other Sasha Baron Cohen, but those mostly dudes though, so
Can I just say how upset I am right now?
We're gonna go we're gonna do some we're gonna come back. Actually, you know what we'll do that now
And then we'll come back to why I'm upset. Okay, cuz I'm very very upset right now about something
We lost another great actor the other day as Michael Clark Duncan
Passed away from a heart attack at the age of 54
That's crazy sad. Did you see that picture that Brandon Poston? No, it was a picture of
Um
Gosh, I can't even think of the guy's name, but it was a picture of some other dude saying Michael Clark Duncan's dead
And it's not Michael Clark Duncan in the picture
Oh, yeah, I knew it was it was a it was a I cannot think it was Terry Cruz. Yes. Yes, it was a it was a it was a
It was a newscast where they were telling it was Terry Cruz's picture. It says Michael Clark Duncan dead and I was like
Please tell me that's Photoshop
Michael Clark Duncan was born in Chicago, Illinois grew up at a single parent household with his sister
And his mother, she was a house cleaner
He always wanted to act, but he had to drop out of the communications program at Alcorn State University support his family when his mother became ill
He was six foot five weight three-fifteen
And he didn't look that he looked like he was all muscle. He actually participated in disco demolition night at Kamiski Park in 1979
Yeah, that's awesome. That's kind of neat. All right cool. All right
Um, he was one of the first hundred people to run in the field. He slid to third base during the ensuing ride
He's his silver silver belt buckle was stolen while he was trying to steal a baseball bat from the dugout
When he was a bodyguard, he worked for people like Will Smith Martin Lawrence Jamie Foxx
Hello, why does Ella cool. They need a bodyguard. I'm just saying and the notorious B.I.G
Silent spell with the silent
Booping on
He had a he played bouncers and films like Bullworth and a Knight to Roxbury
He had his first big role in Armagaba Goba Goba
Oh Baga Baga Baga
Became very close with Bruce Willis
And then Bruce Willis helped him get his Oscar nominated role for the Green Mile
Great flick
It's so hard for me to watch that movie. It still makes me cry every time. I don't care how many times I've seen it
He was of course he played the kingpin in the Daredevil
Everybody's got their ishtar. It's all I'm saying
That movie was not
Good no it wasn't like horrific. Yes, it was. I don't know. Yes, it was. Yes, it was. Didn't episode of Chuck
Uh from all reports of everybody I've heard from
Jewel talks about him being a of Mison men. I couldn't find where that was online
I don't know. Was that like a British thing only was it a play? I mean it was it a stage. I don't know
But she said she saw him in a Mison men because Chad mentioned it to me the other day, but from all accounts that I've read
A great man
Sorrowed miss. Did you know who he was dating?
His girlfriend was Amorosa from the hell print this who by the way apparently now is Reverend Amorosa, you know
But that's sinking
All about him. I just remember his role in army get and when he stands up look at me
Does it I mean the guy was a oh what has been a month in the wide house? Yeah, I know
The guy was a great human being and we all reports. I've read
A bedroom. Yeah, you want to sleep at the Lincoln bedroom. We've gone to a reason that I'm sad
We now go to a reason that I'm very upset
All right, okay
Let's start the song over let it out Rob about
three to four weeks ago
I got an amazon.com. First of all love amazon. Got it with you's with them
And I spent a hundred and fifty bucks
pre-ordering something
Called the Marvel Cinematic Universe phase one
Right, this is iron man iron man to
Thor
Captain America
Which one of my missing besides Avengers
The war iron man iron man to Thor Captain America Hulk
The incredible Hulk and the Avengers right yeah all in one and in the briefcase. It's got the Tesseract in it
And an exclusive bonus disc
It's now been pushed back was supposed to come out two weeks from Tuesday the 25th right the movie will still be released
But I they've now pushed this thing back to the spring because a German company has sued Marvel
Over the look of the briefcase
Like if you go to amazon you can't pre-order it right now. They've even taken the picture down
Oh, well, they should have used a different briefcase than not someone think I'm buying German then this German company whose name is
For me to poop on
Ramoa GMB capital H and they say the look of the briefcase is hurting the brand
What
Basically it means hey guys. That's our briefcase. Uh, you don't have the right to use it
So we want to get so they're gonna read they're gonna read you the packaging release it in the spring right
Um, I will still at least go rent it because
We'll probably have a group viewing of Avengers when it comes out because I don't care who you are you have to see this movie
So we germ is one of the greatest superhero movies ever ever although I'm signing with the Germans on this one man octong
Octong great case always tied with the Germans. Well, yes
And that's for reasons we won't talk about okay, okay, not always there's a couple things
All right
Always work out for the German by the way while it's exactly since we're in movie talk
I heard an interview the other day with Jay Chen Chen just Chen a crush car
Super troopers 2 is coming. Yes, I did hear that and so is weed fest
Which is the secret we're really Nelson that is happening in stupid dog dog. Yeah lion
Well, they need to because I don't remember the slam and salmon doing buying by any favors
I keep wanting to see that I just don't have time and I watch club dread again the other day
I was going to give it a second chance and I'm like and you didn't
It didn't get a second chance
There there's one funny scene and it's when the Pac-Man and
One of the other ghost are doing stuff that they shouldn't be doing on a family radio show
Kind of like involving a cement mixer in a kitty cat, but you know
But that was when it's only funny by the way for those of you wondering to the title of tonight's episode is a cement mixer
Look on that the movie was kind of bad. Let's talk about some more good news
Daniel Craig is signed on for at least two more bond films which will bring him to bond 25
Yay
He also will okay if you missed last week's show he will be hosting snl
On the first Saturday in October with muse is the as the uh
Musical guest. Yep. You heard who the season premier is gonna be
Oh, um Seth McFarlane
Is hosting the season premier starting at like in
Yeah, yeah, wait. Oh, yeah
Looking forward to James Bond day two October the fifth
It's gonna be I deck. Yeah, I'm so ready for skyfall comes
No, that's they're actually calling that James Bond day because it's the 50th anniversary of dr. No
Oh, there's a new there's a new documentary that's gonna release that day um christy's and London's gonna be doing an online auction
The the Toronto film festival is gonna be doing an exhibit
Let me cool thing you know the bottle. Have you seen the latest skyfall trailer? No the full trailer. No
Like
I was just like there's no way like Ronnie and I have already said we're doing midnight Thursday. We don't care
Like this movie is gonna be awesome
The only thing that could make this movie better is if Javier Bardens says friend oh one time
Friend oh
Call it friend oh
That's what he is the the possibilities for this film
The way the the number of ways they can go with it. We have Q finally
I don't recognize the guy playing him
At least at least we got him this time. Yes
And apparently the Walther P. He has the Walther P. He caved out now and Q designs it
So it's it's contoured to his fingerprints the only he can fire it. No, kind of like a judge gun. Yes
By the way, did you notice that a judge dread 3d is your sponsor for night of champions? Yes, I know that is your show terrible movie
The new one. I don't know. I'll go see it actually the new one the new one's uh the new one looks good
It looks like a remake of what's it called attack the block? No, not attack the block. I'm sorry. No the raid
If you have a rain redemption. I want to see that so bad. It looks great. It's the same story
It's basically the whole thing and I saw that about a I saw the raid two weeks ago. How was it?
Wow so much stuff I cannot talk about about the raid is I want to see it but they're doing an American version of it
I'm really upset you need to see this right. It's on Netflix. I think by the way
Yeah, but it's fantastic. It defied. I was like, okay, it's gonna be one of those flicks of the bunch of action
Defied every expectation that I had
I'm like wow. I didn't know you could do that. It's I've said it's like the uh
The game elevator action in reverse. Yeah, it is
And it just just looks that awesome
Oh now it's time for Sharla's favorite part of the show
Except when this song plays
By the way, did you notice that the lovely entitlement missus Irvin bought the bought the the lux dvd set
Oh did you see I was in there thinking I need to go buy it
But then I was like well, they're gonna release the second and a third and put it in a box set
So I'm just waiting by the way dot have you heard the stunts
That Sharla was still hasn't done
Tell him it's going to go to Starbucks and write primrose everdeen on the cup
Because you know they asked for your name and then when they yell out primrose everdeen
I was gonna say I volunteer as tribute and then just walk out
Genius
That is my little sister. She's a genius. That's a great. We have hunger games
Casting news Sharla. We want to get your opinion. This is actually a big news because the ones that we've mentioned before
Minor roles. They don't last long but this one is a big role. So in the role of BT
BET will be the great actor Jeffrey Wright
Charlotte your opinions because you are our hunger games
Of expert um it's like when CNN brings in a legal expert and we talk about 100 games. We bring Charlotte
Sometimes it's hard because when you read books you
Get this image in your head and then they cast someone and it's complete opposite of what you thought
But this one's complete opposite of what I thought isn't really like I thought he would be younger
Then
But isn't from what I've read and I've never have not read any of the books and I have not seen the movie because I kind of feel like I have to
Good. It's a good flick and the books you know
He's a past winner of the hunger games correct. Yes. Yes. Yes. In the second one. It's all past winners
Always that what it is yes
Okay
I just like playing this on the back. I just make me happy. No, it's all right
Uh
Martin Scorsese
I was going to be directing a documentary based on Roger Ebert from his life memoir from his memoir life itself
And they're going to go through the hole his battle with cancer and having the jaw removed in that whole deal
That dude's getting this early
Steven says his girlfriend went to Starbucks and used Voldemort on her
Well played sir
Um speaking of
Biopix and this could get really interesting
There's going to be a movie based on paterno a
Advocacy of Joe paterno called paterno which will deal with the Penn State scandal
Joe paterno to be played by Al Pacino
My question is would they have made this movie at the whole Penn State thing didn't have or come out once he passed away
Yes
Even if the whole
I think it would have because this is going to go back to his early days and all the way through that
Just because he's the all-time winning ace coach
Not anymore. He's he is bottle money is
Quarter public opinion versus the record book. I mean it's two different things
Well lands on strong also hasn't won the tour de France, but he he did
Are we just erasing everything from 1996?
Now we can just
Last that little light and forget it ever happened. I know. It sounds like we're living in China with the history books
All that thing back in the entertainment square. I don't know what you're talking about
There were no tanks. There's no one standing in front of a tank. We've done damage, right?
So rotary
I'm so
Hot sprix
That could be one of the strangest films ever made
Yeah, dude, I mean
Yeah, I mean Joe paterno is and still is that the winningest coach ever
We have some possible spoiler news. So if you are someone who needs spoiler. It does not like spoilers mute for the next 30 seconds
There's a source a on Twitter that was actually
correctly predicted that
But the characters of falcon and buckee would be in 4 to the dark world
Because buckee I'm sorry thore and captain america to the winter soldier. I got a little confused there
Because buckee is the winner soldier. Yeah, buckee is the winner soldier
This same source is now saying doctor strange will be in 4 to the dark world
Currently being considered for the role are both vego mortensen and joe edgerton
I'm good either way. I doctor strange is one of my favorite non-mainstream characters in the history of marvel
I'm good with this
Let's say vego mortensen
But if you're vegoed you go am I going to go this right again?
I mean, I'll take the paycheck. Don't get me wrong. Yeah, so you think I actually was a lot of people those
If you want to see vego mortensen go rent a history of violence. Oh my gosh that movie. Oh, it's a great film
It ends weird
It's rough
Yeah, if you want someone to play the role right once you get the cartoon character from the venture brothers
You know because that was a great doctor strange. I mean, that would be great
That would be a perfect doctor strange
And actually have the cartoon character play just CGI I'm in yeah
But I'm in also us the
Paramount has bought the rights to the following domain
As Steven says we need dr. Doom only if they do it right
Paramount has bought the domains the fight to the following
rights to the following domains
Star Trek into darkness and Star Trek into darkness movie dot com
So we are pretty much assuming at this point that into darkness is the subtitle for the Star Trek sequel that will be out next year
Directed by JJ Abrams, right
And if you if you miss the show where
We revealed who the villain is go back and listen from July 14th con when I was called a thief of dreams con
Not I'm not saying anything else
Fans of the John Carpenter horror masterpiece Halloween
It is going to return to theaters later this year to prepare for the 35th anniversary in 2013 of Halloween
I know why that you know why they're doing this year
Because if it gets next year the minds they won't be gone anyway. Oh, yeah, they're trying to beat the minds to the punch
So really the 34th but if you go to a screening before it before they show it
There will be a brand new documentary showed called you can't kill the boogie man 35 years of Halloween
The original Halloween is one of the very few horror flicks that I can watch
I'm not a horror flick guy. I'm a very few. What do you mean my I'm not a horror flick guy
I just don't like everything scary or like, you know
I just I don't know. I'm just not a big fan of that genre
But I always remember seeing the end of the first Halloween and going
It's one of those that like if it comes on I'm sitting down and I'm watching it
I don't care if it's a lights on or lights off
Either way, it doesn't bother me at all lies. My little sister has a lot of courage. I love this movie. She will catch you
The whole closet scene still freaks me out to this to in a good way the whole closet scene
And then I remember I was sitting in my kitchen watching the movie
And the lights were off of what not the way like TV in the kitchen and I was watching it and
The scene where he just sits up that
Freaked me out and all of a sudden I realized I'm alone
The parents aren't I think the person house. I'm like what's behind me and I didn't I freaked me out for the next eight hours
And I think the first time I saw it was on Halloween when you're one of the local stations was showing
That in the exercise I watched both on on on different Halloween's yeah, wow
That's what I'm excited about October because I know they're just gonna show it over and over and over and over and over and over
And let me just say for those of you that aren't local to this show we we do broadcast the show live from the Dallas area
Was today the most beautiful day and about five years
This what I was driving home from work today. I was like I was like this is fall
This is what fall feels like it feels like footballs on yeah 83 degrees. There's a nice breeze going on
It is
The fair the fair is coming that's next is that weekend after next I think so yes
October fest in two weeks
The most wonderful time of the year the one of the very actually I wouldn't even say a few days of the year
One of the many days of the year where Doc will be carried home on a hand truck. Yep
This is the one day of the year. I tell every girl that I date I will drive 364 days out of the year on every day that we go on
Accept
Then unfortunately you will be driving me hopefully not to the hospital, but you will be driving me
I just saw something very strange
Jeremy Renner and Gemma atter atter tin and a film called Hansel and Gretel witch hunters. Oh, yeah
You don't know about this uh my parents in abomination that's gonna come out next year and then the
Yeah, because the trailer's pretty bad. It looks like um but for me Renner can't do much wrong right now
You you heard the story about him traveling. Yeah, but not even though if you look at the trailer renters like
I really but but did you hear the story about him on the transatlantic flight now he was promoting born identity
He asked to buddy of his for
For an ambience we could sleep and his buddy mistakenly gave him a viagra
He said I was white awake and I was camping
Good line. I like that. I was like you know well fights there. I like him a lot. He did great job in the town
We are going to go into movie new releases this week. I don't know why we're gonna skip the first one and come back to it
because char was here
Resident evil retribution
Delayed us in that series
Saw the full trailer for that never seen one of the films, but it looked really cool
I'm gonna go this movie grill and drink a lot and enjoy that flick. I bet you it'll be a solid B minus
But that's what beers for also this week a movie called The Master
A striking portrait of drifters and seekers in post-World War II America Paul Thomas Anderson's The Master
Unfolds the journey of a naval veteran played by Joaquin Phoenix
Who arrives home from the war and unsettled uncertain of his future
Until he is tantalized by the cause and its charismatic leader played by Philip C. Moore Hoffman
Also in this film Laura Dern and Amy Adams
I've seen the trailer. It looks pretty interesting. Supposedly this is an underlying current for a Scientology
As far as the oh really that's the that's what it's a man
You have a movie called ten years, which is about a ten-year high school reunion the cast in this thing
It looks really good Channing Tatum's in it with his wife
Boo her
Who's his wife? The girl who is in step up because they were both in step up and they got him nice
Well, well played, but but the cast on this looks great. I mean, it's got a really good cast and I've seen the full trailer
And it looks really good also in this thing just in long Kate Mara
Maximine Gella
It looks really good. I was impressed by it. It doesn't look like your typical
Everybody's coming back and where some people are still cool some people suck. It looks like it's got a little heart to it
This is not the sequel to the cinema's not a reunion which I saw the other night at 2.30 a.m. When I hadn't saw me
I'm gonna go ahead and say probably not
Okay, just checking also this coming Friday a movie called arbitrage
Um
Will be first meet New York hedge fund magnet Robert Miller on the eve of his 60th birthday
He appears the very portrait of success in American business and family life
But behind the gilded walls of his mansion Miller is in over his head desperately lying to complete the sale of his trading empire to a major bank before the depths of his fraud are revealed
struggling to conceal his duplicity from his loyal wife Ellen and brilliant daughter and heir apparent brook
Miller's also balancing an affair with French art dealer julie cotay
Just this is about to unload his troubled empire an unexpected bloody error nice
forces him to juggle family business and crime with the age of Jimmy Grant of face from Miller's past
This is Richard gear Susan Sarandon Nate Parker Tim Roth
Latisha Kasta and Britt Manning while while horses cannot drag me to see this for
Also a movie called free Lancers with deniro Dana Delaney forest Whitaker and Bo Garrett
Crime drama
Crime and deniro and yeah, and also you have a movie called stolen
I don't even know what this is about, but I saw that I saw that the uh the cast and I'm like okay good
Will Montgomery is a master thief who after being double crossed in a heist gone a rye is sent to prison for eight years
Upon his release. He's ready to leave his criminal pass behind and try to rebuild a relationship with his estranged daughter
Allyson the FBI and his old cohorts believe that he hid the loot from the last heist eight years ago
10 million dollars in bonds to get his hands on it his old partner Vincent kidnaps Allyson and demands the entire 10 million dollars
This sounds like a film that starred martin Lawrence about seven years ago Josh Lucas
MC gainie
Danny Houston
mail-in acumen and Nicholas Cage
Why was I not oh I am in that movie where is the 10 million dollars and
To make my shower smile
Finding Nemo returns to theaters this coming Friday in 3d. Yes
You know, I'm not a fan of the 3d, but this I will see I think this is gonna look gorgeous in the 3d
Because that's all to a story that was terrible 3d
I'm sure kind was coming kind of creepy
But I think it's gonna look great. I just want to show for the turtle. Uh
I still think that's Kiana Reeves
DVD and blu-ray new releases this week snow white in the Huntsman if you want to see that debacle
Spartacus vengeance if you miss this season of Spartacus it will be available to say it was a great season. I quite enjoyed its fine work
The
Ensemble piece what to expect when you're expecting
If you're into that the complete series of Terra Nova, which I guess means Netflix is not going to pick that up
No, but you know, I actually watched the show from beginian. I liked it. It was actually a good good
I couldn't get into it. You can get into it. I like the show. I really didn't
And the 20th anniversary specials of absolutely fabulous. I cannot believe they've been around for 20 years. They're that show
Uh, I have to say I mean that that's a great show. I mean, I watch the first you know seven or eight seasons of it
Yeah, I'm sure I'll have your watch absolutely fabulous fabulous. No
It's a British show about two drunk women. That's basically. Oh, yeah, that's all it is
Not two drunk women two drunk socialites and it's just sex in the city in England with half as many people and three times the booze
That's pretty much that fat. Oh, so it's like me and Abby just not
And you have an assistant named bubbles
So funny and not socialites and it's and it's and it's hilarious like it's really really really fun
It's really well written. No
Let's do a little bit of tech corner right now
Oh
One quick story
Apple because they don't own everything
Now is getting ready to get into the non-subscription streaming music service
Just because they want to hack off Pandora
And Spotify and everybody of its ilk
Yeah, they're saying non-subscription. You're not gonna have to pay for it
I think you're working into their ecosystem. They already have right now. It's because they already have enough money
Church, you know, they don't have anything else right anybody have anything in tech talk. They want to talk about
The plethora of new phones and everyone coming coming out. Suppose that we're gonna see the iPhone five this week
Bad piggies bad piggies is on the way the sequel to angry birds bad where you'll play from the other side of the fence
Oh my god, I can't do that angry bird just makes me angry. Yeah, what?
Love it. Love it. Love it. Addicted. Addicted bad piggies. I'm yours. What I mean
What are these birds so angry about they I mean they're angry because the piggies are trying to steal their eggs
Yeah, how the pigs get up in the trees
Still their egg. How are they just big pigs with green heads? I don't know
Video game logic. There is none
Just playing a joy suspension. I can we need to get some more details on Star Wars 13 13 this week
It will take place on Kurosant in level 13 13 which is the criminal underworld
Gameplay footage looks great. Mm-hmm right now old PC only
Really? Yeah, that's what they're saying right now. I want to comment. If anybody's got a copy of Dark Siders, too, I want it
I
All right, let's get onto the list the street lights on
No, that's not the stuff the one I want. It's this one. Oh
Doctor you like the new listy
Yeah
I've been trying to get Cody to do his off the gone list
To that like yours that your bus list. Yeah, same thing
Uh-huh. He's like people. I want to get in the off the gone with tell him
We want that for the isn't he's not gonna do the show. He needs to send that list with you
Yeah, the list gets so long and just I want his top 10. I will do a dual list one night
His top 10 octagon list and your top 10 bus list. Okay, we're just gonna let you hijack the entire segment awesome
So
Tonight's list
It was something that I saw an article on one of the sites I like to read for one one mania.com
They did a top 10 worst TV spin-offs ever
And so I thought
Why not but why not look at their list and some other list to kind of make up one of my own and here are my top 10
We're spin-offs ever number 10 saved by the bell to college years
Was that really a spin-off or is that more of a continuation? No, it's a spin-off
Because it was in prime time like they aired this thing in prime time. Yeah
Wasn't it part of the TDIF line up? No, that's in that was abc say by the bell was NBC
um
It was like
Bad like they did a whole episode where Screech realized that the girl that worked at their version of hooters didn't really like him
He's in college. How does this brother not think it is odd by now? They went they tried to do a whole bunch of like more grown-up
Issues and it's it just didn't work at all
Save by the bell the new class work better than this even when they brought in
Killie Katowski because she wasn't originally on the show. It's still to not work
Tiffany Embertheson love you
Mommy who it did her good everything's done. They're good
Number nine top of the heap and Vinnie and Bobby these were actually a spin-off of
Married with children. Yes, who was on there. We'll get there. Okay, which started basically it was a father-son team who were garbage man
Trying to basically scam women out of their money
The father
Actually, I don't remember who the father was I can look at it real quick
Because we're gonna say this time because the father's the the big one the father's the less of the big two
So I have to I just saw it
You can make a case that the son Joseph Polonia played the father the great Joseph Polonia
The son was played by a very then unknown MATLA belong
Wow, also in this show was Joey Lauren Adams and Rita Moreno. Yep
And we couldn't make this thing work in 1991. Yeah, the components
Number 83
Three's company spin off the ropers, which I'll put in a two-way tie with threes a crowd
Yeah, which I'd forgotten about I saw it's like oh that was bad with Jack rooper
Said he was gonna settle down with an 80 and run is a restaurant
That Jack trooper jack trooper is always gonna be a jack that's one of those shows where I I can watch the show now
And still have a greater appreciation for jack trooper because I was young at the time when threes company was
That company was such a great job. Well, I didn't I didn't understand the concept because I was like I just um
I like jack. He's just silly
And then they'll watch again like oh, no, that's not the concept at all. Oh jeep him. That's all you need to know
I know exactly
And number seven the Alice spin-off flow
Terrible the only good thing about that is from dumber dumber excuse me flow
Which apparently Jim Carrey may or may not be in on that he's backed out of the sequel, but he may or may not be back in
I heard he was in as of two days ago. I was you back in yeah, I heard he was back in number six the debacle that was galactic a 1980
Yeah, this was the spin-off from battle sargalactic where they actually reached earth
I know and they had the bikes with the wings. I watched it to
And they had the watches were like something made a reference. They would type it in the watch it would tell them what it was
I want to put it spit money out so they could pay for groceries this
Technically, you know what? It's funny. It does everything that the iPhone does. Yeah
But it was a watch. What do you think about? Yeah, I know that's
Number five. Jody loves chaachy
Watched it loved it. Oh, this was so bad
Hey, dude, I can't
But I can't hate Scott Bale because he did Charles and charge
Which I think I've seen every episode which is interesting because happy days did spend one of the worst
Spin-offs, but then again it's spent it's went off to great shows
More good, Mindy and the one in Le Verne and Shirley
To great shows so interesting and I think Scott Bale for Charles and charge because it introduced the world to
Nicole Eggard
That show I had a question
Yes, she did and that's when she had the augmenting surgery that she had removed afterwards
I know that that that Charles and charge show was conflicted because I was a certain age and she was a certain age
I'm like should I be enjoying the show
And the answer was yes. Well, I think it's your older than me. She and I are on the same age
And I'll tell you what you see because remember they were the second family on that show
Yes, it's true, but do you remember the girl who played her sister on that show?
Have you seen her she lately? Yeah, she got she like way hot it up. Yeah, she did. It's like oh, hey, hey, hey, hey
How you doing? You see she got with the dark horse. I should have put my McConaughey on it. You'd tell you what but my shirt off right good
Oh, that's so creepy. We're working out by McConaughey. I don't think McConaughey is so creepy. All right
Don't bring his bongos out. Number four the 21 Jump Street spin-off booker
Greco they thought was the hot property so they gave him his own show
Um, Greco versus Deb. Okay. Do you do you remember?
The movie he did right around that time that Greco did no, but I was called if looks could kill
No, but I do know that Richard Greco played the asylum version of Thor and he played Loki
That's how bad their bet was just like charlas are authority on the hunter games
Doc is our our authority on the movie company called the asylum that does all the really bad stuff like the shark the pus and all that
Shark the bus Roger Corbin awesome. I watched it this morning actually
With the great with the great Ralph Garmin X absolutely Ralph Garmin damn you shark the bus
Chop chop and TV's Eric Roberts
He's there. I saw him and something the other day that he was really really good in
I
I'll tell you what he's a fascinating interview
Oh, yeah, I've seen it. I listen to him do an interview with Jay Moore that it was absolutely riveting
He's just a very underrated actor. He is I'm not mean. He's not a bad actor. He's just hasn't chosen wisely on his growth
Number three the one episode that aired of that 80s show
There was no there wasn't one there was one episode that aired and it was so horrible
They never aired any of the other episodes they filmed. I remember watching that episode too
My problem with that because see that that 70 shows one of my favorite shows ever if it's on I'll stop down
Because it was genius
But the genius of that show is they never had to acknowledge that they were in the 70s you just knew
If you go back and watch the one episode of that 80s show
It was like they were constantly clubbing you over the head with them. Hey, it's a cell phone
I'm not attached to anything. We're in the 80s like that's the whole that was the entire show. It was so bad
Yeah, and the fact that you had the chick with the conehead the conehead hairdo and all of a sudden the point was to pretty or
Because you know, it's like they let her be caught me. She's fine the way she is. Yeah
They just missed the mark on the whole show, you know number two
Because Hasselhoff was trying to cash in on the popularity of the ex files
We had Baywatch nights. I'm gonna just agree. I don't think this is a bad
I enjoyed it. I thought it was pretty good
I thought because my first time they're gonna do Baywatch nights. I'm like this is gonna be on cinemas
Yeah, is this like the devil wears nada is this is the kind of the same concept here
Night ride her
Well played sir well played um oh my god
The time to go. Yeah, I did not say anything that you can broadcast with the air
And it was funny um
There was another one what was the other one that we
That we came like looked at we were looking through the guide and showed up on the screen and thought we were gonna die when we saw the title of it
Oh gosh
There was one almost as good as the devil wears nada
but
it was
Castlehoff's character as a detective
And they fought off vampires it was it was just like
Buffy's popular the ex files is popular. Let's throw Hasselhoff in the middle of both of them
And you know my favorite Hasselhoff story
Well, there's about one when he when he asked when he was gonna have his big pay-per-view concert debut where he was gonna cross over with his music into America
Yeah, and as it started
O.J. Flood
So he lost all the viewers. Yeah, that's right. It was the same night at the exact same. That's right
I'm like that's the carmetry just hitting you both feet. I gotta beat up my white Bronco
And number one
I didn't know that they actually did another spin-off of another one of the characters from the show
I never realized that either so but but you don't want a Walter. Yeah, well, yeah, I didn't realize that one that just looks creepy to me
Aftermash
This was three of the characters. It was Jamie far
It was Colonel Potter and it was Father Mulcai
And it was like them having crazy adventures together after they left Korea
I mean the problem was is you take one of the greatest shows. It's ever been on national and then had the greatest finale ever
Show and I'm watching it. I'm I'm in here. Goodbye farewell and amen. I'm in tears watching the finale
I'm I'm looking at a pile of rocks and I was the highest rated television show ever for years
So then you you try to continue that I think I don't think after mash was really bad
It's just it was a bad idea to continue
Don't just you leave that word on man
Because honestly, I'd put the ropers like number one and seven and I can honestly say I think I've seen every episode of mash ever
No, I think I have to even before they put the laugh track in it. Yeah
That show was absolute
Genius at a time where we weren't sure if America was ready to laugh at war being in the middle of Vietnam exactly
They made that work
Oh, yeah, there's times. I'm like, I'm not sure I should be laughing at this, but it's
I mean, it's fun. It's well. It's a well-written show out on all the genius. Yeah
Especially when you go back and you watch the the film
Mm-hmm the only person that's in the both of the film in the TV version is Gary Berghof who played right on our yeah, yeah
Every everybody else is different Sally Kellerman played hot lips
Hawkeye was played by
Trappling was Elliot Gould
great film
very very much
Altman just sticking it
To the man yeah in that film but go check it out
That's the list and that's going to do it for the show
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I don't know the exact date but also spring of 2013
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So until next Saturday night at eight o'clock on the east coast five o'clock on the west coast
Taking you home tonight was a song that came across the iPod today and I was like this is one of the greatest songs of my lifetime
Call it what you want. I love this song human leagues human
Taking you home tonight. So until next week eight o'clock on the east coast five o'clock on the west coast for doc for Andrew for the lovely and talented
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Come on baby dry your eyes
Like
Never light to see the sky
On
So
I'm only human, a flesh and blood I've made
Human, born to make mistakes
So many nights I love to hold you
So many times I look down on your face
Nothing could change the way I feel
No one else could ever do your best
I'm only human, a flesh and blood I've made
Human, born to make mistakes
Please forgive me
The tears I cried and the tears of pain
They're only to hide my good and share
I'll give you and I ask the same of you
While we were apart, I'll assume too
I'm only human, a flesh and blood I've made
Human, born to make mistakes
The preceding was a sooner or greater production
I gotta go, I gotta go!
Why? Because I have to