The Clubhouse – Episode 5

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Good morning!
Woo!
Yo, stop.
Are you ready for the jam?
I said are you ready for the jam?
Yo, jeep.
Kick it.
Drum is clean!
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Keep it going now.
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Wait.
Yeah
Hey y'all, I'm bringing heat
Bees to know how tight it's every week
Breakin' news and I don't even try
And you know it, how'd you get so popular?
I'm cool, that's why, come on time and eat
It is 7 of 5, it's 7 of 4, it's 5
I'm a use-coast
It is 505 on the west coast
7 of 5 in the central time zone
It is, of course, Saturday night
It is also the 11th of August in the year of our Lord
2012
Which means it's time for the clubhouse to do what it does
Getting to each and every one of you
We welcome you individually, whether you are listening live
Whether you are listening on the archive
Or whether you are listening on your portable device
We don't care how you do it, we're just glad that you're here
My name is Rob and I am one-half of clubhouse proper this evening
Joining me across the desk as he does as often as he possibly can
He is Chad
Well you are struggling my friend's fleshers
When you work 20 hours out of 25
No joke
You know
Don't know how you do it
I have to do something real quick here
I wasn't going to do this but I'm going to do it anyway
We're going to call tonight's episode unless something changes
It's going to be called kicking it old school
Okay
We are guestless tonight
Yeah
I put the feelers out there but couldn't get any bites
Well we had, we thought we had two people
To book and then gloss both of them
Yeah
So there's that
But
I want to take a quick minute 22 and dedicate a song
Because I was actually going to have for the first time I was going to have theme music for a guest
Oh really?
And since he didn't make it
We're going to go ahead and play it anyway
And I'm not even going to say anything
I'm just going to play this
And I'm going to let you enjoy it
Okay
Move on
Church League, softball, fist fight
Getting washed in the blood on a Tuesday night
What would Jesus do?
Glory wouldn't do that
Knock hell out of a preacher with the softball fight
Well the swinging shepherds from the sheep of the Savior
were tied with the sourwood church of Christ
An example of some highly unholy behavior
In a game that had already been protested twice
Something unbid the gold must have been set for them to be amen
And he had a minister's head
Talking to the clergy, ain't the thing to do
But neither's the high hard one on the O and Tune in
Church League, softball, fist fight
A body laying on a hand made the left be the light
Knocking out four teeth
Getting a busted left
And exactly my idea of Christian phallus here
Church League, softball, fist fight
Rolling around the picture's mounted
Just don't look right
For nice people from the church
And the Sunday school class
To trade the cup of brotherhood for a can of whoop
And that's what I have to say about that
From the great Tim Wilson
Let's start with corrections
Fuck
Man, I wish he'd have been here for that
And I didn't tell you that on purpose
Just so that you could see
Because I don't know if you've ever heard that one before
No, I haven't
Is that a recent one?
A few years ago
God, I would have been per...
Oh, he's gonna regret this
He hears it
That was 2005
So that was okay
Oh wow, I probably don't have that one
You can see Friday
You're kidding
Always good to hear Tim Wilson
He did the George song
I don't know if you've ever heard the George song
He just names everybody he knows name George
And he gets to George Foreman
George Foreman
George Foreman
Because he's got like what five of them in that family?
Seven and they're all named George
Oh, I don't want to call this a correction
But he said something last week
That I don't know why I didn't hear it before the playback
And when I did it kind of made me giggle
We were talking about the new Joseph Gordon Levitt movie
That's going to be out this coming weekend
And it's we figured it out
It's called premium rush
You said premium blend
That's a comedy central show
For stand-up comics
To me it just sounds like something that you order at a coffee shop
I just said that
I was like
Did he just say premium?
You and I were both kind of struggling with the time
Because it's called this or this
I can't remember which
I just thought that was funny
Either way I don't think we're going to see it no matter what it's called
I thought the first time it was called quick silver
It wouldn't kick Kevin Bacon in that
I think so
Or he was the bike messenger
Although this has the guy that plays the
Or he played
I don't know if he's going to be back this season or not
The guy that was the evil FBI agent on boardwalk empires
And I don't like him a lot
Michael Shannon
Or I don't follow that show
It's another show you got to get caught up on
But I did see that you got a little
A little taste of the newsroom
We talked about this
That last week show that you wrote
I want to say that
Yeah that month showed up on Thalin
And I saw a little clip of it
We've got a story coming up here in just a little while
That does it tie in
Kind of sorta
I'm very excited
But let's start with NASCAR
Remember we are your one stop shopper all things
Sports and entertainment
We are getting ever closer
To the chase for the NASCAR
It's still the sprint cup yet
It is
Last week we had the pencil vania
400
Here are your top 10 finishers
Number 10
And the number nine
Six
Four
Four
Number 10
And the number nine
Stanley
Ford
Marcus Ambrose
Oh by the way we do have a quick update
I forgot to put this on the run sheet
We took about AJ Almonddinger
A few weeks ago
Or at least from his team
Really
We talked about that last week
Apparently
He is saying that the substance he tested positive for
He says he only took it once
But apparently it's advanced
That's enough
Your wife who is up
British to send his join us
Welcome Jules
In ninth place in the pencil being a 400
In the number 78
Furniture row
Slashed farm American Chevrolet
Good Lord
Reagan Smith
In eighth place in the number 15
Toyota 5 hour energy car
What happens if the race goes longer than five hours
Is it just cause of crash
Or I think he has to get another
Because I have actually heard from people
I've never tried their fine product
If they want to sponsor the show I'm cool with it
But it's not about there's no crash
I've heard from people that it's a pretty rough crash
It's a gradual crash but it's a crash
I don't want anything to do with it
But it's not no sugar in it
But you know when they're going to charge three bucks
For one in our building Delhi
And as reasonable as that Delhi is
Number seven
At the pencil being a 400 last Sunday
In the number 99
Fastennell Ford
Carl Edwards
He's got to do the backflips
In sixth place in the number 39 Chevrolet
Sponsored by
Haas Automation
And Quick and Loans
Ryan Hallew
Number five
In the number 14 Chevrolet
The office depot
Quote back to school
Unquote
Oh good lord
We like to call him
Doty Stewart
In fourth place in the number two Miller light Dodge
Oh is it
Is it my boy?
It is
Brad Kuzlowski
The bronze medal
In the number 56 Toyota Sponsored by
Pat Otto parts of Martin Truex Jr
The silver medal
In the number five farmers insurance Chevrolet
Goes to Casey Kane
And he's the top two
And winning
I got another guy that Tim Wilson likes to make fun of
And we can't say why on this particular show
And the number 24 Chevrolet
Sponsored by Drive to End Hunger Jeff Gordon
So no junior this week
Where did junior finish
30 seconds
So his first non top ten finish of the year
Wow
I still can't get the church league fist fight out of my
And church league softball fist fight
And that's the actual full name
That's actually a title track of that album that comes off
Little league world series time
That's what we got on right now
And the news is the side of the cover instead of
Oh I don't know news
Well let's face it there's only one real sports event going on right now
And it's almost done
We're gonna talk we have a little segment dedicated to it
Here's a lot of make me very good
You're current NASCAR point standings
If the chase started today in 12th place
Carl Edwards stays where he is
Casey Kane makes it two person jump into 11
In 10th place
Clint Boyer stays where he is
Kevin Harvick and Denny Hemwin both drop three places
To nine and eight
Wait on you
Oh
You see I'm I'm looking at the right
Brad Cosowski
Thank you
He is up to the number seven in six place
Also up to
Small
Wow
Fifth place
Also up to Martin Truex Jr
Your top four still stay the same
In four place five time five time five time five time
Spring Cup champion Jimmy Johnson
Third place Greg Biffle
Matt Kenseth is one point ahead of Greg Biffle
And Matt Kenseth is also
Five points behind your leader for the second week in a row
Dale Earnhardt Jr. where they 30 second place finish
Still at top of the point
God
I mean if you can keep that kind of a
Of a cushion why not but you know
Four points four points
But the thing again with the chase just finish
It's not really have to do
So that brings us to the next question
Where are we next?
I will have that before you momentarily
Tomorrow at noon eastern on the
Espin
We go to
Watkins Glenn International
It is a road course
It is about two and a half miles long
Again big fan of the road course
Because it's not just
Around and around
Around and around
Another left turn
I like the road course because it kind of makes
A lot of NASCAR peers don't like the road course
But they like the round and round and round
I like to show these guys some some drive it skill
Yeah you know
It is the Finger Lakes 355
At the Gwen
That's what they call it
The Finger Lakes
I can't say that not think of Jim Carrey from
The season finale of the August last year
I can't hear that nothing will work
That's the Finger Lakes was kind of an easier one
Yeah
But that will be tomorrow at noon eastern
On your local Espin
Channel whatever it might be
By the way if you're wondering what's going on
The Little League World Series
It is Hawaii versus Northern California
Northern California
Yeah because well Texas does the same thing
They divide it north-south east and west
I'm having Kevin flashbacks
Oh Northern Virginia
Northern Virginia
By the way got sucked into another podcast
You're what's called fat man on that man
You're welcome I just kind of said
You know but
I've listened to five of them so far
There's been ten so far
God you got to five of them that fast
Where was I all day
But still I mean you had you get a bunch of other stuff
That I'm sure you've got cram in your eye
Body get caught up on
Not really
You're caught up on Bob and Tom
Wow but the first two
Loved it oh no doubt
The second one was a two-parter with Mark Hamill
You talk about it and
God love Mark Hamill
He is who he is and I love him
But you talk about a word that I put 50 words
Or five will do
Good God that's the end of breaking the two parts
It was like three hours long
The fourth one was Tara Strong
And she did the voice of
I know she has done Zatanna
She was back then
But I want to say she was Zatanna
She had her run it
She was the original voice
And the very first anime series of Hello Kitty
Oh good God
And she was just I mean she was going into voices
At
Just
At a whim like it wasn't
She was effortless and it was blowing his mind
And God I didn't know she was bubbles on Parpeggar
That's where I
Okay yeah that's why I know that name
And she's also very
She's the main character in the new My Little Pony series
She's the main pony I guess
And then the last one was Arlene Sorkin
Oh yeah
She never did the voice
Really
The whole time
Didn't do the voice
Does she really need to
That's pretty much her voice
But that's the bit of the show
He couldn't get her to do it or
She just
But apparently and she was to own the story
Not only was
Ryan and Bed watching Days of Our Lives
And saw her it was a scene where
They were at a costume party
And she was dressed as a court jester
That gave him the idea
And saw her specifically
And she's got to do it
Her character
So right now I'm about to go into the next one is Walt Flanagan
And then after that is the one from Comic Con
Where it's going to be Bruce Tim
Okay
So we're starting to get the wheels back on this thing
A little bit
I wish it was a little bit more Batman intensive
That's all I'm saying
If you're going to call it Fat Man or Batman
Focus on the Batman
But I do love the fact that he does the theme song
And it's country
And he talks about how Batman's
Punching those bad turkeys in the face
It's just weird
We need to play it on the show some very odd
If I could get a copy of the song I'd play it
We are your one stop shopper all things sports
And entertainment
Get ready kids
We had a great meeting on Friday
With our webmaster Richard
Who's doing a phenomenal job
Very excited
Made some changes on the GoDaddy side of it
By the way I also want to send a quick shout out
To the people from GoDaddy.com
I've had to call them twice
In the last couple of weeks on different issues
Customer service
Off the chart
I mean
For the stuff I was asking
I guess if I would look at stuff I would have figured it out
But the guy just walked me through it
No, no pressure, no stress
He did his upselling
And didn't do it and the point was like
You need to buy this, you need to buy this
He was like hey we got this available, do you want it?
I mean I was very impressed
And I actually put that on Twitter
And GoDaddy responded
Really even hashtagged them
I didn't even give an ad GoDaddy
I just hashtagged them
And they responded to me like
That quick
You want to do, you want to get your domains and all that good stuff
Those are the people to do it
I was very impressed and they're not paying me to say that
I actually have had to pay them quite a bit
I mean in the last three weeks
And this day and age were customer services
Errarity and also
We're probably just a couple of days away from the unveiling
Of the Grace Descending website
That was why I had to call them today
Because I had to make sure that I was linking the
The Wix page to the Grace Descending page
And I wasn't losing anything in the translation
So very excited
But also with this
Let's also talk about the show we're doing
It would be nice
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I haven't heard from her today so I'm assuming she is working
We're going to talk a little bit of
TV talk right now
Oh boy
We're going to start with this because
What would the Clubhouse be without me leaving my notes in the other room
So since you kind of broke this story for me
I'm going to let you start this
And I will be right back
Okay
Well the long and short of it is that
Sharon Osborne has all but declared war
on NBC as a network
Primarily because
Her son Jack
In light of being diagnosed with MS
Was originally scheduled to be a participant on that
Stars Earn Stripes
Special
Or that sound off it's going to be a series or mini series
Never can't tell with reality game shows anymore
How long they're going to be around
But when he got diagnosed
And he was supposed to be on that show
NBC pretty much
Kind of put the kybosh on it
And said it was
Health risk and yeah it would just be unsafe
And now which made sense
So now she's coming out trying to say that he's been
Discriminated against
And I'm like really Sharon
And it said she's brought up
A hot opinion here
And Sharon Osborne ever known discrimination
Ever
You met Ozzy and married him and you met him
And he made you his manager
And he's freaking Ozzy
So there weren't a lot of doors that were
I mean conservatively yes
But overall
Life's been good yeah
I think that she's just so accustomed to
Getting what she's always asked for
Whatever she's wanted
Well pop a video as we know pop a video
With the big renaissance and I love pop a video
It's one of my favorite shows ever
I actually watched one today where they showed that
Kelly Osborne pop it on preach video
There's off that reality show
Oh I don't doubt it
And that that single
Somebody gave her a million dollars
Nobody had ever heard her sing
They wondered that song gave her a million dollars
Here you go
It took her two days to learn the choreography for that video
That was like really
But was that just putting one foot in front of the other
Pretty much
And then a twirl at one point
So you're going to
I'm going to find it hard to believe
I actually respect Jack the most
Because Jack's the one
That's in my opinion has really been trying to do something
And sharing
In this form of sharing
I didn't understand that
She did a lot of work when she and Ozzy were younger
Because again she was his manager
So what was her?
What her father in the business and then how she got introduced to Ozzy in the first place
Oh don't quote me on that
See my key was working for the label that signed Ozzy or Sabbath originally
It would have been Sabbath
And I think that's how they met
And he was wanting to break away and do his own thing
Your wife who was a British descent just said that
Her father was Ozzy's manager before sharing
Before sharing and she took over
Oh so he was his manager
That's what your wife who's a British descent
I thought he was
Even though she typed it as Fajr
Fajr?
Maybe she did that on purpose
Remember she's on the iPhone
But yeah it seemed like I saw some...
I've been mad I've been there behind the music
And you know what I think this is?
What's that?
I think this is her using getting an excuse
Because she wants out of America's Got Talent
Even though she talks like she loves being on that show
I think this is what she's using as an out
And I know her and Howard
Go... I mean not how...
Not howy but Howard
Stir and Stir and go way back
If I remember correctly
When I was listening to that show regularly
Stir and kind of flew the idea
At her and Ozzy
About doing a show about their life
About doing a reality show
You know the Osborne makes its debut on MTV
And the first season of that show
I really enjoyed
Second and third
Not so much
I like the first couple
It got to a point where it was...
You could tell it was set up
They were kind of playing to the camera
Did they move at one point
The first season they did
It was back in England if I'm not mistaken
Probably the third season
That's when I ride kind of off the lost entries
But it was just such a beautiful train wreck
To watch
It was kind of like Hogan knows best got to
You know everything was set up
And it just...
I had no interest at all in that show
It doesn't mean anything to me
Very excited
This is gonna come out later
A rest of the development is in production
There was somebody that was...
To be good
To be good
I think it was Jason Bateman tweeted a picture
Of them on the set
And I'm not sure what's going on
But I like where it's going
I'll put it in to get that one
So I'm very excited about that
Daniel Sinjada, who you might remember from a rescue me
He was also...
And this might be a spoiler word
But if you haven't seen the Dark Knight Rises by now
Then you're probably not...
Jenda
He was the main special forces guy
Oh yeah, okay, yeah, yeah, yeah
He is joining the cast of Smash
Oh my show
Yes, that's why I put it on the run sheets, sir
He will be playing a new love interest for Deborah Messing's character
Really?
Yes
Wow, that kind of complicates things
But the guy that was playing her
Husband in season one
He's gone
So this is...
He's a great actor, I thought he did a great job on rescue me
And I could tell by his name he must be of...
He is Suspanic
Oh, he's Hispanic, he's Suspanic
So Jada, it looks like it looks kind of, uh...
I don't know, Middle Eastern
No, he's...
Or Picastanias
And then this next, uh...
Headline
Happened
About six hours ago
I'm checking Twitter
And I followed the great actor Josh Malina
On Twitter
I've loved him since sports night
And I see this tweet and it says
I can't say much about the super secret set that I'm on
But it rhymes with
BEST BWING MOVIE
Oh, jeez
And I went...
And so I got in...
I went to the post because there was a picture attached to it
And there
Are two of the main characters
Dressed in what would be their costumes from the West
Being Allison Janney
And the guy that used to be married to Jane Kess America
What is his name?
Bradley Whitford
Oh, okay, and I was like
And then he puts to another one
And there's Richard Schiff, full suit and tie
And I'm like, that's Toby
So I called Jan
Like, honey
Guess what I just read
And she went
I didn't even know that this was even a rumor
I hadn't had anything about it
Very ex...
If this is real
Oh, brother
Oh, West Wing movie
You gotta start like now
No way to win it though
Are we talking theatrically or are we talking just
That's all he said
And I don't care if it's theatrically or television
Win either way, I'm just kind of curious
Win either way
There's gonna be like a multi-week
Movie miniseries event on NBC or something like that
Also, if you're a fan of the
Victorious on Nickelodeon
Which neither one of us are
It's done
Like, and what's sad
Like last week, one of their executive producers
Like, we got 15 new episodes
And our fans are gonna love them and then the next day
Nickelodeon went, yeah, they're not gonna air
Out, yeah the next day
They're not even gonna let that do
You're done?
No, no super you
That was kinda cruel
Now for the reason we're playing this song in the background
NBC has ordered a
What they call a put pilot
And what that means is
You do the pilot
We are contracted to show the pilot
For a one-hour dramatic series about Kliapatra
We have not had Kliapatra in a series
Patra in a series since HBO's Rome first season was great didn't watch the second season
Oh, keep the mental note on that's that's not good for when we talk on campus. Okay
So how many Cleopatra projects do we have in the works now?
Probably like to
In one television. I know Angelina's been brewing about one for a long time and they are may or may not be married this weekend
That ain't happening from what I understand that ain't happening
Do they have could they just Tim Robbins and Susan Sarandon it's been long enough. Yeah
See him like same like they sent some some reporters down there to do aerial coverage on the
Location where that was supposed to be going down nobody was even there
I think they should find two other people named Brad and Angelina and have the wedding have a wedding
And just and when when all the press is there they go somewhere really quiet and get married and just blow the wheels off the whole thing
They's doing Las Vegas drive-thru chapel fish
Apparently fx is happy with anger management because they're ordering 90 more
episodes of this show. That's what eight seven seasons
I'm like that's an awful big commitment. You're given to a guy that will melt down at any moment. Mm-hmm. Can and will
And your latest idle rumors for judges to read that we've got now that we've got Mariah Carey signed
The Peep-Up Diddy Daddy and the Forell
I've heard Jamie Foxx's name thrown in the mix too
But I'll tell you what somebody asked Randy Jackson if he was coming back and he's like y'all probably know more Nadia
Wow all I know at this point is as fast as things are changing around here nothing's for sure
So he's not even saying he's committed
You imagine a 100% turn over to judges table. It's you can call it a day. You might so bring back Dunkelman
Yeah, the only constant that's that's still there is I will always give Dunkelman credit
He handled when people address that with them because you know, he's a stand-up comic, right?
He's been on Bob and Tom many many many times. He handles that like a champ and I mean like a champ
Like it's still got a sting. No, I'm sure it does, but he's just kind of like whatever, you know, I mean it happened
I can't be afraid to talk about it
But he claims he walked away. That was my question. Did he walk away or did they walk away from it?
Ouch thinking it just wasn't for him which
Very well good. I mean I only watched the last five episodes of season one because we were at your old man's house
And you had me watch it and the first time I saw him like Clark's and I said she's gonna win so doesn't really matter, but
I always thought the chemistry between
Dunkelman and C. Crest was not good. It was not existent. Yeah, I wasn't just not good. You took a guy
You take a guy who's basically a talking head and nothing more
You didn't fit in then you take a guy who is a established in the comedian and
It's just it's oil and water. Yeah, there's there's no blending there at all
But we will keep an eye on that. We won't be watching the show, but we'll keep it
No, I clocked out on that show. Oh, I was I was done. I did not watch this season at all
Yeah, I clocked out about like eight seasons ago
Like I even looked at a picture of the flight where they had the final 12 or whatever and I looked at a picture
I'm like even if I watch this show there's nobody in this picture. I would give a crap about it
It's like the first episode of Survivor every year and
And apparently the Probe's talk show is going to happen on a different. Oh, yeah
I've been seeing promo sport all during the Olympics and we all thought he was joking on the finale last year
On a on a different network now. He's he just syndicated. I think it's syndicated. I don't think it's sorry
Because I'm sick because I'm seeing it on NBC
Really, yeah, I've seen the commercials for it on NBC and that and that clear patch of show is actually
NBC is gonna do it
But it's being filmed at ABC studios
Well, there's a lot of that going on, but it's just always weird to me when I see that well young
Like you see Fox productions being filmed on the Warner's lot so weird
It's just because whatever's available whenever's if they got something really really huge
I have to go to a particular lot because it's the only thing that can accommodate that shoot
When they can get a schedule, so one week from tomorrow
Join us at Fox and how did Richardson, Texas just west of
Central Expressway on Campbell Road right behind McDonald's for WWE summer slam
It is the third of the four majors of the year
We'll be there. We'll be on the air at six o'clock central time five bucks
Get you in the door paper view start to seven o'clock central time. We will prepare you the Empire will be there in full force
I am sure. Oh, I am especially given that we're all going to be in our fairberg
Yes, it is. We'll talk about that during wrestling talk. Let's do our last Olympic talk
Maybe we'll do a little bit next week. We need to do it. We need to hold your breath
Let me just let me start with this question
From a pacing standpoint, how do the Olympics feel to you this year?
How do they feel as far as I feel like we've been watching this for a month and a half
But you know what I'm gonna say I can't get enough of this stuff
But but normally when the when the summer Olympics comes, it's just I feel like it's gone too soon, but this year
I'm just going my god, and I don't know if it's because
The coverage is just so weird. Oh, you're getting more coverage inundated with it every day
Or what it's like there is a baseball season going on, right and preseason football is firing up
Yeah, but we we've made our feelings about preseason football very very very clear
I just there's not the headlines that there've been I mean granted last year we were trying to deal with the lockout. Yeah, but
And by the way the NHL might be walking out again. Oh dear god. That's month. I
Just I don't know
I guess I'm kind of a limb mixed out. Oh, and I haven't watched that much. I've just been inundated with the news of it so much
I love it. I can't get enough of it as soon as I get in at night fire it up
I saw a great headlong today that said the Olympics have asked NBC to stop talking so much really from PJ Yahoo
And of course who's in the picture there's Matt Lauer of course like he ruined the opening ceremonies for me
I'm not afraid to say it. He absolutely ruined and I'm telling you
I used to really have a lot of respect for Matt Lauer gone. I wouldn't say gone, but it they're very much there
I tell you what I'm gonna be honest with you. You know who I've absolutely loved throughout this whole thing though
Al Michaels. He's my goal. He is taking some serious shots from all the other like
Dan Patrick's given giving him some playful ribbing left and right and
And they were showing the coverage from the one of the soccer games
I'm in soccer games and they played the Telemundo coverage of it. So of course you got that guy. Yeah
Okay, okay, now you just did that they cut back
Jules and I were sitting there watching that we just fell off the couch laughing they come back to Al Michael
He just sitting there right after that guy did the long drawn out go for about 35 seconds and they cut back to Al
And I was just got this look of just blank look at his face. He goes all over England
Millions of dogs are howling at the moon right
I was like, I like you're a genius. I like it when the dude does the multiple short ones. Goal. Goal. Goal
That's always my favorite and but and it's even better though because like when you hear it
It's kind of funny, but to see it
Like I saw one that they had on I want to say it was up when when sports soup was still on the air and they cut
I want to say it was an Italian broadcast booth and
This young guy is doing a good and there's an older guy next to him and I know this is an audio medium
So I'm going to try to describe it to our listeners
He's got his hands together in the praying position
Uh-huh
And he's nodding his head and he's just shaking the praying hands back and forth towards him and away from him
He's just as the guy is screaming go
Nobody gets it done like the Hispanic announcers though. Well, these were Italians though. I know
But just it's still that I was just saying soccer announcers in general when when the dude did it going goal
Goal goal goal while I have the tigers playing in the pack crowd did that on around the horn
They've done I heard it. I'm like the bobbin uh not the bobbin dance show on the ticket locally
They were playing like the homer call of the week and that wanted by a long show and I'm telling you
We don't have anything that comes close to from an entertainment standpoint
I mean the Harry carry on occasion
Not on the not on the level of
Of
Soccer announcers. No, there just isn't
No, because I mean you really don't have it's on a national level. You don't get that homerism
You know, it's like a comedian as I was talking about hockey once he goes here's the thing about being an announcer in hockey
You have to be ready at any time. Yeah, so this guy went to basketball. Oh my god. He scored
At least it was soccer. You've got a little bit of water. There's a long buildup for it. Yeah
It's like oh there he's on his leg back. Oh
But with hockey or just like that. I mean, I've how many times if you and I've been watching like you know, strangest and razor and
Then remind me after the show to tell you about a strange tweet. I saw from strangest last night. Oh gosh
I just like when it and that's commentary team and Lee just whenever that would happen to be like and he comes up to the ninja
It's like these guys gonna give themselves hard one of my but one of my favorite razor raisins is get saved in a beauty
I love razor ray and it just we don't know that they don't get along. Yeah, you same bolt
That's when we can get the wheels back. We can't keep the wheels on it when it's just off. Yeah, yeah
Um because we have the attention span of gnats that would point you saying bolt
Wow, this guy's gonna need to go on
I'm now a living legend. I'm just letting you know. Yeah, now we live really
You don't look like Larry's a biscoe to me. I'm sorry
I mean, I understand like they said at one point they clocked if he was running over 25 miles an hour
Like that's fast. Yeah
And apparently Carl Lewis. Did you hear the Carl Lewis story? No apparently Carl Lewis in the interview this week. I want to say with Yahoo
said
That he feels that Jamaica doesn't have
uh
strict enough
Anti-doping was and they don't test often enough
And you say both like while I have any respect for Carl Lewis and blah blah. I was like first in all the dude gave his opinion
Second of all your Jamaica
You can't drug test there
Man, it's better. I can't think of this girl's name. She's uh, uh, I don't know if she was from Kenya
I know she was she was I don't know how many African nations are represented in the like I know South Africa has its own contingent right
Quite a few though, but this girl
At
There was a lot of speculation when she was like winning world champions. She's very very masculine
Oh, yeah, oh, yeah, they had to she couldn't compete in the last Olympics because she had to go and undergo
DNA testing. Yeah, they literally they told her that she was going in for a dope test
And they did a gynecological exam on her without her consent or parental consent
It was ugly and they they showed this whole human interest piece on her
That was one of the things that Al Michaels was talking about. No, it was Broca
Broca was talking about earlier today. I got a lot of job. Broca
I mean, I literally got choked up watching this by the way. Congratulations to Mexico winning uh soccer gold for the first time
That's that's where that's who to one defeating Italy. That's where Al was talking about it
That's what that all thing came from
So very very very happy for them. Yes
Um, also
Is that oh no, this is that what you you went into an area when that I said the women's track going to draw and you are on a completely different wavelength
Then I was yeah, what I wanted to talk about is the absolute deep bagginess
Of some of the runners on our women's tracks. Yeah, yeah, you're not talked about this way yesterday. Lolo Jones
We all know who she was
Who she is she still is she is not gone anywhere
But she did not meddle she came in fourth in the hurdles
Last little bit she missed it by like a tenth of a second or something
Your wife also says this out that the accurately was 16 at the time
I thought that I said she was 18. That's what you're what your wife who's a bridge does that say?
uh
And a bit and apparently there's just no love loss there that New York Times today scathing piece about Lolo Jones calling her the anacornicova
of track
And Michelle Beetle who now works for NBC which is weird for me
Was interviewing the other two that meddled and basically goes well, you know the people that went out there and
Worked their butts off and trained hard and got up on the podium and that's what happened tonight
And that's all I say about that
Mm-hmm, and I was just like got on the team right first of all it's over
Let it go
secondly unless something comes out where
Lolo Jones called your mother
A really really bad thing which I'm not holding my breath on that
Let it go and I'm also told that these two young ladies
Thank you for winning medals for our country, but uh, shall we say handsome women?
And we're being generous there um, and that's what I haven't seen them. I don't know, but this is what just what I'm being told
So a lot of people are saying that's plan and Lolo Jones is like how are you gonna call me the anacornicova track?
I've got three world championships. I've got two indoor American records
But I don't brag about those things because that's not what I came here to fight for my country
and
I just
Well, really she came there to win a medal, but then that's but for her country and that's the flavor of the month right now
Well, we got what she wants. I'm like like and like I told you the other day
She's the one that's gonna get all the endorsement deal because she's very easy on the eyes. Yeah, she is very very very very poised
Grace under pressure
but
She's the one that's gonna get all the endorsement deals and you know, they may have the medals, which is what she wants
But she's the one that's really gonna get paid and that's what they want
For the first time in the history of ever u.s. Men's boxing does not medal at all
The women did though. Yeah, she uh, I can't think of her name right now, but she got it
I know she got a 16 years old. She got a bronze
Yeah, she's like a like a Revlon cover girl, too, and a lot of people are saying
That a lot of the problem that it's just the sport is so corrupt as we saw with azure by john
Recently in that where you knock it you get knocked down five times
Which is two more than the limit should be and you still win. Mm-hmm
Okay, that's the one they got overturned and the arrow spins got back in um, I don't know because he wasn't fighting in American
Okay, okay
Because I know that was our last hope for him for a men's medal was arrow spins and he's a local
Well, I think this soda. I think this next bullet point. We've kind of got covered
So we'll just go on to tomorrow night closing ceremonies DVR is set. I will be working
So I will try and there are only two hours
Okay, on NBC. It's not four and a half
Right the opening ceremonies, but there's no parade of nation. That's true
We couldn't have been like in ceremonies earlier today
No, I don't think they want to take the clock or technically weren't they all ceremonies earlier today by the time we see them pretty much
But booked for tomorrow night muse was that way all pray they won't do that song, but you know, they will
George Michael looking forward to that the who apparently the who did a concert they brought to
The the cyclist that one he's like one three gold now they brought him up on stage and Roger Daltry says he has a backstage pass for life
And the reunion of the spice girls. I thought that they said that one direction was gonna be involved in some
I'm sure I'm sure they're gonna throw but now who's getting a rio's got him next. Yes. Oh, sure. I was joined us. Hey sweetheart
Charlotte you in any uh
Any condition to come meet up for dinner? I'm gonna put that out there after the show or just come on over now. I don't care um
Here's my thing
I wonder I want to know who rio's gonna send up
Because you know, remember in in Beijing they had the thing with
Jostone and Jimmy Page right releasing of them because the next Nate host nation
puts their stuff in there right ever representative and they take the flag um
I'm kind of interested. I'm looking for I'm gonna watch this as soon as I get home assuming I don't have a bunch of reports and stuff
They're gonna run me late tomorrow night. I'm gonna try to watch this as soon as I get home. Do we know of any
Brazilian rock stars
Hmm Brazilian
Maybe they could just try it out there um
Beach volleyball team
Like we're Shakira from I know she's from in South America, but she's not Brazilian. I think she's Peruvian or Colombian
Something like they might know that off the top of their head in the chat room. Where's where um, I gotta find out
I have the internet I can find that out
Nope, that's not what I want it. That's the wrong one
But uh always interested in the in the uh in in the closing ceremonies
And
And then we put it all in mothballs for another four years well or another two years if you want to put them with the winter Olympics and she's Colombian
That's right. Born February 2nd, 1977
Shakira is about mebaraq rapoli rapol that is her falling
I'm now full
She is tiny
She is tiny. She is tiny. She's like this tall
She's like Tom Cruise short. Oh gosh. She really is. She's right
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He won't be playing in their precincts in game tonight we found out
To the surprise of no one
Browns running back Trent Richardson from the University of Alabama has had surgery on his left knee
I'll allow me to break this down for you
Because I can I have the technology
Have you heard about this quite this this little deal. It's going on. No
This is how it was described
loose nail particle of cartilage
Was removed from his knee loose nail park what I guess it was maybe some kind of a hang nail in the cartilage that was just floating around in his knee and
How do you get a hang nail in his knee
How was that physically possible
Was his knee biting his toenail
That
That makes no sense at all
Maybe just resembles a hang nail there was some kind of a fragment or something that's that's bizarre
What is going on here? I'm I'm telling you do I'm really I'm I'm I'm I'm not honestly I'm having focus issues
It's extremely tired
But he says he's gonna try to be ready for opening day and the doctors are saying he can be
This is my successful surgery there with his hang nail cartilage and former cowboy
Mediocrity Sam heard
Who we found out last year was there's a cowboy actually was apparently the scar face of the NFL
What you don't remember the story I guess not where he was booked for drug dealing
And apparently this was part of a huge sting that he's been followed for months. Oh my and
Apparently
The rumor that was going around was he was like the major drug supplier for a number of players from around the league
What kind of drugs recreation or performance enhance? I believe part of it was the role is the dubious
And I've heard some other things too, but I don't know if they've proven those
Um, he was arrested and accused of a bond violation. So enjoy that
What a dork but the pre-season's underway. We are now 20
I'm sorry
I'm gonna come over and she says she says she kicked she's trying to save money
I said you come over we buy you food all over joys in the land in her response will you lift me up like Simba and sink circle of life?
We can fire up that blu-ray
Oh
You want to feed up like so well played
That I'm awake now
People are coming to like dude. What are you doing here? I'm working. They're like how are you doing? I'm like I'm not
Let you know in a cafe you can
You should have had a five hour energy
Well the deli's not open on the weekends. That's not the only place they sell them
But I got some water burger to kiosk and that made me happy
You know and because you know for those of you that don't know I'm now almost two weeks without fried foods
And without you know starting trying to eat healthier. Mm-hmm. I I'm starting to feel a little better
I'm starting to see a little bit of the
mass of me getting smaller
um
But there's nothing in the world like a water burger breakfast the keto
I'm glad they don't fry those I'm glad they grill those because those were those are not putting a fryer
I would cry like a child you say I'll leave the potatoes off but no but here's the thing
No, I don't know I'm not cutting out carbs
But they fry the potatoes as well. No, they don't they grill the potatoes
Okay, we granted I still had to bake in a cheese, but
But I didn't say I'm cutting out red meat either. I'm just not doing as much of it like I haven't had a burger in almost two weeks
I wish I could say that
When the lovely and talented Mrs. Irvin
When she wants something
And I can I can and I can afford to give it to her
And in this case I it's something that she wants me to
Try to eat better and do better for myself and then when she wants that I won't do everything I can to facilitate that for her
And for me because it's for me because I want to look thinner and they want to be around longer. You know there's that
I mean, I'm never gonna get down to my fight and wait. That's not good stupid with it
It's all about self-preservation and you're right. Charlotte eating burgers is American
I didn't say I cut them out completely. I'm just trying not to do as many of it. Just don't be an evil door
Yeah, I'm not an evil
I'm a do- I'm a do-gooder
That's a word shut up
All I know is that we are 25 days away from the beginning of the NFL season and I cannot be happier
We are three you guys we are now 21 days
If not 14 21 days from college football
Dear god in heaven
I always kind of I always kind of judge that by the release of the like of NCAA football on the home consoles
I'm like that's right around the corner. Bring me
But oh time I want in this world. Well heck Madden's just around the corner too
Here's a guy likes video game
All right, we'll go into that later. Let's do a little P.O.I
We are in way behind tonight
Person of interest is a segment we do on this show
When we take a person or entity and we debate their greatness or lack thereof
The pendulum swings to Chad this week, so I will let him begin
Well, this this whole thing kind of sprung out of a conversation you and I were having on the way home from work the other night
And I try can you even remember how the subject came up
They were talking about the story of um
Of the guy the the billionaire in Australia that wants to try
The dinosaurs. Yeah, literally wants to create a Jurassic Park in Australia
Did he not see that movie all the way through because
It didn't in well. Yeah
Or the sequel or the sequel after that and the but potential
fourth one um
But uh you and I got to talking about the career of one Steven Spielberg
And how it's kind of taken a nose dive in the past several years
Um, and we you know, it's it's really hard to take it away from take anything away from Steven Spielberg
Because this this was a this was a guy who when we were growing up whenever you saw a Steven Spielberg film in front of a trailer
You were in regardless of what the subject matter. Oh no doubt. No, I mean two words
Shillers freaking list. Well, but I'm just saying in our younger days when it was it was guaranteed saying in general
I mean
What else do you need to know the the man that created the film that coined the term blockbuster if it wasn't for jaws
That term wouldn't exist. You don't need to run the list
Yeah, yeah, feel free like
Go back to where we put our cutoff here, which was I want to say like 98
Interesting. What's that? I did not know he directed a short
Named Amblin. Yes, I did not know. Yeah, that's where it came from the other day. He directed an episode of Marcus Welby MD
Yes, he did he directed two episodes of Rod Serling's night gallery. Mm-hmm. He directed an episode of Colombo
He directed an episode of Owen Marshall counselor at law
Gotta start somewhere
Gotta crawl for you walk dole dole. I just and it was the Sugarland. I was saying that in my head. Sugarland was after there
The Sugarland Express was 1974
Jaws close encounters of the third kind in 1941 Raiders of the Lost Ark
ET Twilight Zone the movie segment to Indiana Jones in the Temple of Doom
Uh, he had amazing stories the color purple empire of the Sun
Always hook Jurassic Park shinlers list the lost world Amastod saving private Ryan AI
Minority report catch me if you can the tur- the terminal
Munich and that's the highlights. Yeah
But then we we we kind of went over this list and we're like
After after private Ryan things got a little bit less spectacular and then we go to
War of the Worlds
Indiana Jones in the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull
Warhorse the adventures of Tin Tin now
He may be curving it back around with the new project. Yes
And if anyone has seen we're gonna talk about that music and movie talk
If anyone has seen evidence of this
Prepare to have your jaw hit the floor whenever you see it
um
He's doing what will probably be the definitive biopic of Abraham Lincoln just called what's all talking about a movie just called
like something about a movie time and uh
It looks like it's getting that
That Amastod look about it where it's you know the man can do a historical epic better than just about anybody out there
Yeah, yeah
You know, so
Hopefully it's a return to form because he really seems like he's
Not connected to his audience the way he used to be
Well, if he's doing this whole I'm gonna do a bunch of Tin Tin movies
Don't release him in this country. Yeah, there's even like a dollar and a half here
I mean I made a fortune overseas, but
Because no one really gets that over here
I
Was familiar with it, but I've never seen a cartoon never read a comic book about Tin Tin
How long is gonna take you
So I take it you will be lifted
Do I need to stand in front of y'all with a beam of light or something?
You're such a dumb
Something so wrong. Oh, I love having 32,000 tracks in my car. Just makes me happy
Thank you for shooting my wheels off with my conversation. No, I just
I missed that guy though, but are we at the point with Spielberg now though where it's
I'm Steven Spielberg go pound sand
Because that's how I kind of feel with him right now. I hope not it's
It just seemed like it was always guaranteed money
Whenever Spielberg attached his name to it especially as director, but he's producing so much now
An exec producing. I mean, you know, he had his hands all over transformers
Now he's gonna have apparently he's got his hands all over the next one because it says untitled transformers sequel. Yeah
You know, he's he's
He's pretty much the one that pulled the trigger on Megan Fox's career involvement with that film
Like that boneheaded statement she made about calling you call you call the director of a film he produced Hitler
You're gonna have a problem. Yeah, like she said what about who yeah, let's not have her in this movie anymore
And then her career take it and house that conscience. Yeah smart move there of Megan Fox
Don't miss her uh, this is Mrs. Brian Austin green
but uh
It kind of hurts a little bit you know you it's like
Seeing the seeing an icon of your of your youth kind of
Kind of whittle itself away. It is the circle of life sir
It truly is the circle of life that just hurts it does her, but it's
I mean, you know, I mean we we really haven't been what me personally. I haven't been wowed by a film with his since private Ryan and that was in 98
You know, I don't I can't think of a single movie that he's but I told you on the way home the other night
I haven't I haven't even seen my narrative report. Yeah, I think that was a last movie. He's I saw in a theater was my narrative report
Because I haven't seen anything since and I haven't even seen music on on video
I haven't seen music either and that's and that's one I definitely I do want to see. Yeah, especially the line of what's going on right now
It's like it's got to be one of those movies that I've got to be in the right headspace to watch it because it can't possibly be a
A light film or uplifting it anyway. No, not so much. It's it's going to be dark. It's going to take you to a dark place
So I hope I hope with with this new project he's doing
That he can curve it around a little bit. That's hopefully to return to form and robo apocalypse, which will be out here after next
That just sounds like something that the asylum would do. It yeah this week on the side by channel
It's it sounds like a cartoon robo apocalypse. It sounds like a cartoon network show. Yeah
Whatever. Hopefully it works out
Sounds like a real steel sequel
Where's Hugh Jack? What you need him? If I'm not mistaken, he was involved with that. What's he really? I think he was
I could be wrong, but I'd say I'm like he was involved in that in some way
Let me look
I want to say he was a producer. He was an executive producer on the item. I he forget he executive produced
um
American tale oh god. Yeah, and land before time
I know he did the the Zorro films. He was involved in that
I'm not seeing it sir. I kind of sworn they said his name was involved in that somewhere
I am not seeing okay. I'm gonna keep looking. I've been wrong before
As you will be very quick to point out
All right, I will do that for you because that's what I'm here for
No, you're right. There it is. It took me a while to get to it. He was he executive producer. Okay
I thought he thought he was involved in it in some way
Let's go ahead and move on do a little bit of major league baseball talk
We're just gonna straight to standings because there was nothing really that happened this week
The trade deadlines come and gone. We covered that on last week's show
Now we're just it's now time to dig in hunker down and
Make that final stretch
In the AL East the Toronto Blue Jays are still in the last place. So there are only seven games below 500 right
Charlotte's beloved Boston Red Sox are fighting
There are only two games below 500, but there are 11 and a half games out of first
A Tampa Bay race are only a half game behind the Baltimore Orioles right now
The Orioles are now six games behind the Yankees
The Yankees at home 34 and 22 this year
In the AL Central the Kansas City Royals still thinking of the joint 13 and a half games back
And they are only what one game behind the Minnesota twins
So there's that the Indians are in the middle of the pack, but right now the Tigers are only one game behind the White Sox
So there is that in
Chad's beloved AL West the Mariners still suck
They've lost five in a row
They are 51 and 63 they're 15 and a half games out of first place
And then right right above I wouldn't say right above them because they're what
11 games or nine games ahead of them
The Los Angeles Angels of Anaheim
Los Angeles County, California, America, North America, Earth, Milky Way
They are 60 and 53 they're six games out of first place
The A's are a half game ahead of them. So the A's are now five and a half games behind your Texas Rangers
Sir who are six and four in their last 10 they're the only team in that division with a winning record in their last 10 games
Everybody else is four and six good good
In the National League West the Colorado Rockies
Still terrible
But not the worst in the league
They are 41 and 70
God 19 and a half games out of first place
The Padres are seven and a half games better than them
The Arizona Diamondbacks are four and a half games back right in the middle of the pack with the Dodgers
Still only a half game behind
San Francisco
Let's go to the worst team in the league shall we in the AL Center the M sorry in the NL Central
That would be your Houston Astros
37 and 77 we're not going to play America's favorite game this week because we were we're going to now reserve that for the Columbus Blue Jackets
Run differential of minus
149
They've they've lost 20 more runs since we did this show last week
They are 31 games out of first place. They are only six games less out of first place than total wins they have
Let's put that in perspective
And talk about a whole the Cubs
Oh the Cubs aren't much better at 44 and 68 but they're still eight games better than Houston
The Brewers in the middle of the pack the Cardinals
In third John's beloved Cardinals having a little struggle by the way John had a birthday this past week
We want to say happy birthday to him
And tomorrow for the show out play lock as the first day that's right. I got that reminder on show
And the pirates now four games behind the Reds
The the pirates at home this year are 35 and 19
But there are two games below 500 of the road that's killing them
And in the only division that matters in the NL East my beloved marines are now below the Phillies
by a half a game
So the Phillies have gotten out of the cellar
Right in the middle of the pack are the New York Mets who are 16 games out of first place
My Braves holding on four and a half games back of the Nattinels the Nattinels now have won seven games straight
They are nine and one in their last ten
wrecking crew
32 and 22 at home 38 and 21 on the road
The Nattinels are 38 and 21 on the road
Geez
That's how you win championships win on the road
But they're about to shut down Strasbourg
so
We're gonna see how they can have I mean, I think they've got the depth
They're they're huge improvement
I was coming and that makes me sad because they're in my division yeah, but now where you need to see it
That's true go go be in the
A L East or something
I mean we're getting the Astros you guys can have the Nattinels. I'm good with that
But but the Astros like can we can't get to the American League fast enough. We just can't
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What is this you know this aren't carry out?
Nope the Timberlake in the Timberlake
About to try the darkberry
Let me get my ticket. Maybe let me get it
This song you make you want to move a little bit
I shall say she's on Pinterest right now
Um, she would be on her way over here
Have to respond to the text message real quick
I take two number three. That's a whole lot of you just got a one of our guests got caught up with some company
So he was just called text me don't apologize that you couldn't make it. Oh, okay
There was a guy as we go into music talk
I gotta find this headline hold on there's a guy by the name of Jim beans with a Z
Who says he was working on a crazy new Timberlake album that's gonna be out this year and Timberlake's like
Was I there because I haven't recorded any new tracks so
So the rumored new Justin Timberlake album not going to happen
He's got like three movies that he's fixing to do
And he's he's going to a couple of tracks in the new Timberlake a Timberlake album that's coming out
but
Do you realize I was about to ask you how long has it been though five years these future sex love sounds
I like this song and it's
Here's my thing
This kid is so freaking talented
I don't know if I'm upset about this or not
If you're upset that it's not happening yeah because I love I mean to do can do a song
But at the same time the kids got talent in so many other areas
I guess he's just kind of like hey, I only want to do one thing at a time
I just never will forget how impressed I was when I saw him in the social network
I mean and I'm telling you when you're the only guy ever in almost 40 years of snl
That has cart blanche on that show
Like you can walk in
Saturday night at 1015 and go hey, I'm here and they'll have something for you to do they don't care what it is
I mean he's good
He's gold on that show
Have some interesting information
On a couple one of which still in the business the other one has retired but after this next story they might both be retiring soon
The
The first couple of country music
Tim McGraw-Faithell are doing a
Is it I would say I think it's a it's a 10 weekend non consecutive run
At the Venetian in Vegas. You know my theory once you set up in Vegas. You're done
Yeah, but that theory has been disproven
It's more than one occasion but it's been proven more often than not 20 bracket um
Let's leave it
Just saying
Is she done here's the deal. She really done. No. Why didn't she put anything new
It is a 1,815 seat theater. It's gonna be called Soul to Soul
It's the two of them together doing all the hits for the kids
It will start the weekend of December 7th, which Pearl Harbor day although also
Uh your your darse birthdays two days before the fifth right. I think that's Joey's birthday
Tickets are are as low as 95 dollars can go as high as
$295 okay, did you just say as low as 95 dollars it's Vegas dude. That's cheap for Vegas
But you can't play a thousand dollars for a VIP package for this show why on earth would I do that um
The basically the quote was we're gonna do some different things for our fans that they may never see again
So a lot of people are taking that as
They're both gonna retire
I still love it Tim McGraw said after faith retired. He was on Letterman
And Dave was like
You've done everything. Why do you keep doing this? He's like Dave. I got daughters and they like versus in chiefs
Yeah, yeah, and I'm sure he's so close to being broke
But see I've always had respect for Tim McGraw
especially
Post 2000 when he got into the whole dancehall doctor's thing
Cuz I'm gonna tell you something
You do you know the song um watch the wind blow by no, I'm gonna cue this up all the time
This is probably and his version of tiny dancers great
There's that I mean this song this is your love it is playback. Let's be honest
As a guy who hosted karaoke for years this song wears me out
This is like looks like pictures, but this song right here. I don't want you to hear this
As you know me I'm such a huge fan of country, but dude, but just listen to the song
Don't don't take your mind out of a country aspect of it and just listen to what he's saying
He's not saying anything yet, but he's about to
I've been barefooting all day with my baby
Brown leaves have started falling
Yeah
I like it best just like the
Doing nothing all the way
It's this is like a summary song and the course is coming in a minute
The
I actually sound this before
Here's the course right here
Oh
Oh
Dude, that's just a good song just makes me sleepy
Wait, just just you're sitting on the bank of a creek with your lady and you just
Doing nothing watching a wind blow by it's a great lyric
So if you were a fan of those kids my uncle actually saw them in a like a skybox in North Carolina
It was one of those. It was one best concert they ever seen when they mature together
so
As long as she doesn't sing I hate myself for loving you
There's something I'm good
Um, I'm gonna see if this works. I don't know if this is gonna work, but I'm gonna play this next song and
It's this is probably gonna go straight by you. This is from the DJ hero, but it's
It's the first song of this mix that the reason I'm playing this
You have a host again for the VMAs this year will be Kevin Hart the first song called short circuit. I just want to throw it out there
um
But I read today that Kristen Stewart jokes will be banned from the VMAs on September the 8th or is that the 8th or the 666 I can't read today
I I'll watch the VMAs just because it's the one night of the year you get to actually see at least clips from videos on MTV
I'm not even wasting my time. It's Kevin Hart you. I love Kevin Hart
Well, I know that apparently the Kardashian and the Kanye you're gonna be involved with with this as well
Is it sad, but we live in a world where I see a headline him Kardashian and Kanye West fly commercial
I just
We can just put them on a boat and let it set sail
Can we get Richard Branson to watch them into space on the one way trip that I'm not into space into the Sun
No use for either way, but I was interested to see their there that they said they're banning the Kristen Stewart jokes if that's for the MTV movie awards
Yeah, somebody's gonna do something. Yeah, somebody's gonna do something. It's not gonna be planned. Somebody's gonna get up there
And say something
It's gonna have to be I'm like a 20-minute delay. Why are we why are we so concerned about hurting Kristen Stewart's feelings
That's just MTV put out a statement today and in this in this day and age of incredibly insensitive comics making
jokes about Aurora and paterno, you know, really we're scared about stepping on Kristen Stewart's toes
Well, let's go ahead and just move on then to my one of my guilty pleasures right now
This is a guilty pleasure this song really I like this song a lot
But she and then I find out this past week. She's like 26. Oh, she is yeah
I thought she was like fresh out of high school. That's what I did the filter Franco was like no, she's 26
This is this
I
This is the song that's been covered by everybody in their dog, right? It's probably right Jeff's and
Call me maybe yeah, this is the one to keep a cookie monster made a cover of yes
Cookie maybe I think yeah
What got me got me really hooked on the song was the
The lipstick video with the Miami Dolphins cheerleader serving their bikini suit. I'm not gonna lie to you
I want to say the
The girls Olympic swim team did this while they were on the plane on the way over to London. They shot a video of this
This is just a fun song
Every once in a while you get something even at our age and we are no spring chickens and I'll be the first to admit it
Um
It's just poppy sometimes you find a little poppy tune and it's kind of fun
And this is why I don't listen to radio because I can still like this song because I haven't had to listen to radio kill it
As long as it's not Rebecca black doing it over
So did you read this MCA story yes, I did how great is this amen to that Adam Yacht God rest his soul
From the MCA from the BC boys apparently in his will there is a clause that says none of their music is allowed to be used in commercial ads, right?
And now they're suing monster energy drink because they use like four of them. Mm-hmm
So I think I just think that's awesome go after like we didn't say that was okay
I
Just like the song that still that still hurts me knowing that he's gone
Well, it's it's that again. We're not spring chickens and the problem with that is
It's like
We're constantly reminded of how old we're getting with these chunks of our childhood are
God, mm-hmm, you know, I will have come one come up and movie talk they completely gutted me last night
And you're gonna cover that because I couldn't I didn't remember to put it on there uh
Kiss and Motley crew currently touring together just in this very bird last week last Saturday
They're giving one hundred thousand dollars to the Aurora victim relief fund. God bless those guys
And they said what they're doing is in the hopes that it motivates people to give I can't give a hundred grand
But I think that's awesome
So I I definitely wanted to recognize that during this segment of the show good song choice for this too, by the way. It's gonna come up later
It's gonna come back later try to see every time I hear this I think building
That's why it's gonna come up later. Oh really
debt coming
And music new releases this week two chains who was a rapper that the kids at the clothes and the hair like
Based on a true story true is an acronym T.R.U. Don't ask me what it means because I can't tell you toys are us
Went by that a day by the way. I'm sorry. Yeah me too
Uh the insane clown posse who was apparently suing the FBI
For referring to the juggalo nation as gang members
Released the mighty death pop. No, that's a real headline from today. Are you kidding me?
Look it up. I'd rather not the greatness that is Steve Vi
releases a new album that's coming to you say called the story of white
Interesting uh the dream who probably has one of the greatest album names I've ever heard
It was his first album was called love me tonight hate me tomorrow
Get on its son
releases love Roman numeral for
Roman numeral 2012
Looks like the sequel to enigma's
Album from the 90s
And then these guys
From the Southern California
Yellow card will be released to a new album called Southern air
But you're from the west
So that's it let's go on campus a little bit
We're gonna keep moving we gotta pick up the pace just a little bit. We're running way behind tonight
We've got a couple of Penn State updates for you. There will be some modifications to the Penn State football uniforms this year
I don't know if you read about this. No
One thing that Penn State has been known for for and I mean for years
Is they never put the names in the back of the jerseys
Because the philosophy is it's about people knowing who you are without putting your name on it
It's a team thing that an individual um
They are gonna put the names on the jerseys this year
But something I found out a couple years ago that I didn't know until recently if you buy a college jersey
You cannot buy it with the name on it you can put the name on it if you want to yourself
But you cannot buy a college jersey with a name on it. It doesn't make sense you can buy with a number
But you cannot buy with the name. I can see why because the kids can't make money. Exactly. Yeah, you're using there
That's why they they that's why the college football suits NC AA on for they suit EA every year
For the last three years they've wanted to file a lawsuit against the tier god. You're using our likeness
You got a helmet on awesome. We can't tell it's you you know warn sap was saying just the opposite to the NFL so
It's when it doesn't look enough like me is that what he was they will also be wearing a blue ribbon on the jerseys
For the victims and for child abuse
Well played so I
Again, remember this is a sins of the father situation, right? Okay
So there's that
Uh gym more a junior coach at UCLA
Putting his foot in his mouth talking about how UCLA is in a worst section of town at USC
So they have a tougher time recruiting, you know and reference some
Murders that took place off campus
Recently, mm-hmm, and I don't and it was just like these are the kind of things you talk about in recruiting. You don't say these on the radio moron
But
You know, why are you worried about USC Wayne Kiffin's real good to put in his own foot his own mouth
You know what I'm saying to need your help exactly
Uh tyron Matthew
They call him the honey badger
released from ls u and I thought damn levitard was on pti the other day for a great point
How bad do you have to screw up to get kicked out of the SEC?
And that's my conference. I'm not afraid to say it
This is what we saw on the yeah, and we find out on according to espn news earlier tonight
Reports now saying he violated their substance abuse policy yikes in college
This kid was a high-spin finalist as a defensive player last year
And now he's considering going to mcneese state
I believe the technical term is freefall yeah
You're not circling the drain you're sitting at the bottom of it
I mean, and that's and they are right now and of course you know me
I don't put any stock in preseason polls, but preseason alabama ls u or one and two
Yikes
And then there's this other story look at did you have a chance to read ahead on this now
Auburn running back javon robinson is currently being held out of practice as the nc double a is investing
Investigating allegations that his high school transcript was falsified. Oh, no
SEC where number one where number one
We're trying for seven national championships in a row
And apparently he had a guidance counselor that came out and said yeah, I falsified it. Oh man
Throwing him right under the bus
And I guess I kind of want to know what the motivation is here
You knew what you were doing when you were doing it. Well, why does it matter now?
And I'd like to know what was falsified. Yeah, his how do you falsify his
What is his
Is record? I mean as far as his
Football playing record or just his academic record his transcript sir
That's what they're saying. This was his high school transcript
Hmm
Oh not helping my the my SEC even a little bit right now
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Yeah, right need to sit for my taste the beverage
Hairball I
Didn't get the new things on that
And who is it? I don't remember I saw it on the thing
WWE announces a new 30-minute show to debut they're going to be back on the CW
They've been they've been away from there since 2008 when Smackdown left there for sci-fi
August the 25th so they're rolling this thing out quickly
It will be called Saturday morning slam
There's gonna be one I didn't I this is a title. I apologize. There's gonna be one original match
It's gonna be part of a
Three-hour block of kids program. So it's gonna be kid-oriented
Set your DVR now
Have you heard who they want to host it? No
I'm so glad there's monitors between you and I right now
He's probably about the same size as they want horn swaddle
Okay, I'm gonna let it sit for me
That's why I didn't put on the run sheet because I wanted you to get you in reaction to it
If Linda freaking McMahon
Doesn't stop trying to run for a political seat
So we can get away from this PG rated crap
We're gonna talk about that you're oh my god
They are killing this product because she wants that freaking political seat so badly
That they're willing to watch their company go down in flames in the process
What was it half a billion dollars their stock prices drop yeah, no, and that's how much they're
Of their total stock the stock didn't drop. They just I'm just saying you but you know, you know
They lost a half a billion dollars in the stock market with their stock and if this isn't a direct result
Of her constantly wanting to throw her hat. Well, I think they're just trying to grasp it anything right now
And I think that's what's hurting them
They think you're not get out of their own way to save their life. I read that today and went really
I'll take Michael Cole of this kid orient are you kidding me? No, I know this is a real this is a thing what's happening? God
Stupid stupid stupid
One less thing for me to have to worry about watching good thing. I like this song
Stacy Kepler is gonna be hosting a reality show for lifetime
And the press release her WWE past is not mentioned anywhere in it really it's gonna be called supermarket superstars
Basically, it's gonna be a food version of shark tank where people are going to be pitching
New food ideas to be distributed in grocery stores, which I've had several of on shark tank
So maybe the people that didn't get picked up on shark tank. I thought I could be one of those
What was that show that used to have supermarket sweepstakes or whatever
It was like a game show. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah that like five people watch but somehow got was on for like 20 years
Let's talk about raw
Why is shameless in the opening isn't he the world champion on the other show again
Just blurring the line for for brand separation. It doesn't really exist
You know it. I know it. They know it. I'm just saying it
I was very excited to the audience reps were back. Did you see him in the front row?
No, they were there, but they didn't get a lot of camera time and that makes me sad because if you don't know who these guys are
There's four or five guys whenever they do a show in Texas
They sit ringside
But if you know where sign guy usually sits right dead center right just off to the right right there on the corner
And anything that the ref does they do the same thing at the exact same time
So they count the one to and if it's two they all hold up two fingers and they look at the at the timekeeper
And when they go three they point at the timekeeper to ring the bell just like the ref does
And the last time they were on Smackdown
There was the referee took a bump and when the referee got hit they acted like they got hit the same time
These guys are genius. I don't know who they are
But they're absolute genius and I was so upset that we couldn't we didn't have them on camera more well both raw is in Dallas
So maybe they're gonna be back on oh, they were so great love that is their whole bit funny that
That may be the greatest bit
Jamie Gertz is gonna be a new TV show called the neighbors all is whether they were like aliens or don't care
It's Jamie Gertz. I mean
That's it. That's about a 25-year crush right there sir
So this guy looks like the poor man's Vince Vaughan. He kind of does
Anyway, so here's my next question. Look at that punk. Is he going for the Lemmy facial hair?
I hope not because he's got the whole outline. He doesn't have the chin thing. He's got this thing going right now. I think he just forgot to shave
He's trying to look all disheveled because he's working heel and how much attention did you pay during the scene of promo dude?
I got every time I would fire this thing up. I would fall asleep
And I tried multiple times to get through raw it could not do it. Here's my question for John Cena. Who the hell are the Miami Gators?
The Miami Gators. You and me and everybody and the Miami Gators. Who?
Oh no, and we were in
San Antonio. So what does that have to do with the price of tea in China?
Very confused by that. I just kind of done with this thing. Not as confused as I was with like the one bit that I did
manage to get through was the the triple H
Sean Lesnar. Sean's going to be on the show this week. They've already said it.
So that's where Brock's funny. I'm like catch up to him. Quote unquote. I just I just hope they don't turn. I'll see you before then. They don't do a
Sean turn on age. I just hope we don't do that because there's just no need for it. We've done this
To death and he's not on that show enough to warrant that. So Alberto Del Rio. I'm gonna continue to say his name
As white as I possibly can. Alberto Del Rio. It's white as you possibly. The way his match ends
He takes off his boot and he hits Christian with it knocks him out. Right. So here's my question
If you hit somebody with your boot, how is that different from just kicking them?
It really is and I guess. I was kind of like, why don't you just kick him?
It's very weird. So it was lacking. I did like the whole bit with shame has taken the car though.
But when he returned that Ferrari, I'm like
Somebody's not getting their security deposit back. What happened? Again, I couldn't make it. He part. It was a Ferrari. Yeah. I saw him.
I didn't like. He took it right. Like apparently he went and got some food and he said it went right through him
And like he acted like he pooped in the car and there was
He was like he had driven. He looked like he had driven it through like a mud hole
And there was some crap all over the car and I was like, oh, they're not getting their security job.
But I think but I'm pretty sure I saw what a burger back in the car
Like I saw him stop the Alamo that was the last I saw
So apparently he was touting the whole time. I saw the Alamo town
You know, and I'll give credit on that
I think that's kind of a cool way to use tout the kind of further and angle so you don't have to keep cutting back all the time
It's 15 seconds. That's all you get
It's more realistic than and the camera crew just happens to be where he pulled up. Hey, yeah, exactly
Hey
Sounds like beaker
I wish they would change his team in the worst way. You see Daniel Bryan has a new shirt
No, the back is exactly the same, but the front now says no, no
Genius I sell that I'm like, okay, that's funny. I can roll with that. I can roll with that
Kelly Kelly returned
Take on her former best friend, I guess. Well, here's my thing. She wrestled
But why didn't we bring eat out first
This is gonna be her big return
Why did we bring her out and then all of a sudden hit the music and have the pop yeah
That was kind of weird for me
It didn't make it because then didn't they do it like right out of a commercial break. Yeah
Just hit the music and here she was. Yeah, that's kind of anti-climatic and you know, just you're oh my god
You know, my and you know what the more times going on the
She's kind of slipping with me. I just I don't know what it is. She her hotness is waning and to me it's just it
It's not so much of there goes your boy flipping
um
It's not about her appearance. It's just about her
Charisma or lack thereof and and just
No real skills just not nothing she's gotten better than she used to be but she's still just not exciting to watch
Compete it. It's just not it just it just looks like she's no natty. Yeah, it's just throw into the ropes
Go for a hold spin do your little flip thing and pin and that's it
Let me ask you this
This whole triple threat matches coming up in summer slam one week from tomorrow will be live from box-in-hound
Richards in Texas make sure you join us five bucks get to in the door and you can get some great food
You tell me make sure you join. No, I'm just
Shameless promotion is not something it's a stranger to me sir. Yes, I um
Because you were looking right at me when you sound like yeah, I'll be there
I'm gonna ask you this question. They need to run out separate just a minute
Oh, she okay, I don't know if she is but I'm gonna turn the light on so okay if we're turning punk heal
Do we need to turn Frenchy face? Oh hang up and listen
I don't know about that
I mean he's he's he's he's gone so so long with this and
Dug in so deep as a as a monster heal if not the monster heal
Ah, I don't see how you gain anything
It's it's not really I'm really a move in either direction for him
It I don't think it makes a difference whether he's face or heal or not
But he's he's he's played heal so so heavy now that I can't see him just for the sake of
Of having punk be a heal. I don't see why you really need to turn show face
It's not like to have a shortage of
Of faces
Here's my thing he got an awful big face pop
Monday night show
Mm-hmm
And here's my other thing I'm gonna throw this out there conspiracy theory Rob
Two two episodes ago we end the show with Frenchy and Sina
Knocked out and punk standing high above right
This week we end the show with punk and Sina laid out and Frenchy stand in tall
So is it gonna be Sina's turn this week as we go into the pay-per-view
Thus to show that he won't win the title probably
Because I don't think they're ready to take that belt office off of punk yet
I've heard rumors that they're going to
Well then then then that's when he goes full blown healed and
That's when he where he just snaps and incidentally
When the heck are we getting that new belt I don't know
I don't know because when did he put that tweet up that he had seen it two months ago
Held it or something and said it's 20 pounds heavier than the belt he's got now so
And that's really from three hours of raw that's all I got I can't watch the whole thing in one sitting
I can't do it. That's why I said given the the schedule that you and I work. I can't do it. God knows I tried
I know I just and the sad part to me
Is you know why I can't
Because I'm not motivated. Yeah, like I'm not motivated to go and my prepared for
Even taking commercials out two and a half hours of my life
Am I prepared for this you know what I've been doing here as of late though falling asleep?
Before that. Oh, I'll I'll read the recap online see I don't want to do that
I see because at least then I know okay
Well, let me see how this plays out well and the reason the reason I don't is because I really want it to be
As I watch it as I'm taking notes and I think that if I read the read the spoilers
It'll affect the way I take notes. I don't think it will. I think you'll I think you'll get
You'll you'll know more of what to skip because then you you have no idea what's coming
So if you go into a cold you can basically
You can gloss over a lot more though. Well
But you can gloss over a lot more rather than committing yourself to watching a match that goes nowhere and means nothing
Let's move on to Thursday night
For those of you that are fans of impact wrestling or TNA whatever you want to call it this week
Their next pay-per-view hardcore justice is tomorrow night
And there will be a six-man match and the winner of said match. I think it's a latter match
Gets 20 points in the bound for the Lori series. That would be interesting
We do want to say a very quick
Happy birthday today
For a man who turns 59 for those of you that had him over 60 in the betting pool. You were wrong
Happy 59th birthday
Brother
I was waiting for it
Great brother
Still like that thing. Oh, it was a great thing probably the best theme he ever had and I'm counting Goudoucho
I don't consider that his theme though. It was though. I mean it was what he came out to for well
But you know, you know if it wasn't composed specifically for our ring entrance
I just thought the WCW version of it was so like blatantly ripped this off. Oh, yeah
You see there's some guy from WCB that's suing Vince over over royalties
Mainly over bad street USA
Really a bunch of WCW themes
Suing the crap out of it. How how can I know he owns the catalogs on
So Hogan turns 59 today apparently
Bubba Ra I can't bully Ra. I can't do it. Bubba raised in contact negotiations with TNA
And he went to his Twitter machine. That's what he calls it because he's on his cell phone
I'm about to use my Twitter machine. I think they're just taking shots at WWE now with it
But he went to Twitter and was like
What do you guys think I should do?
He's asking us
We're tired
Or get rid of this bit and get back together with D.O.G
And get D.Van away from gear at Bischoff because they're trying to be the APA. It's just not working
But does he stay where he is or does he come back home?
As he hears my thing with that
When they left we did a story on this show
About the fact that Vince let them take the name of them
But they didn't use it they were team 3d after yeah
And that the only other person that Vince ever let do that was Rocky
Which I thought was weird
He let them take the deadly boys name with them and they didn't use it
Wouldn't let Austin do it but let the rock go. Yeah, but lots of them wasn't going anywhere
But it seemed like that kind of got kind of
public
And everybody was kind of surprised you know as much as much money as Austin made him and he's gonna do him right
Continues to yeah, I'm sure awesome sure awesome so get in checks
But I think Vince also knew with Austin when Austin retired Austin is dead. Yeah, and Austin knew it
I mean, that's how he opens that's how he opened the stone cold truth
Was that match in Seattle how he knew
That morning that he would never wrestle again
That makes me sad
We're gonna talk a little bit about impact of
This ace is an eights thing because now they're talking through the
Hey bully rate
And now they're trying to throw more red herrings because and nobody
Nobody caught this on the broadcast and it kind of was interesting to me
Because they showed up on the big screen in the beginning in the first match
And called he said hey you bunch of a holes
So nobody cast his versions on the Anderson. I don't know if they just didn't catch it
Or what but I was like so nobody's gonna say anything about this
And then at the end they say something about they're gonna be at hardcore justice tomorrow
And they're gonna be there during the bully race match
bully ray
I don't know
And my note was does it make me a bad person that I just don't care about this
Like it was kind of cool at first, but I think we've already drawn it out too long. Yeah
We got to unmask these guys now
So we can advance the angle
Wrestling is is guilty about that more so than just by any other crime they could it's like
It's like the real-life family guy premise taking the bit just a little longer than you should well, you know
uh
Anonymous Roger M. Anyone
That's a good point. Can I side note for a minute sure that Tara's strong interview
I didn't know Shippupi was really a song
Shippupi from the from the member family guy
Shippupi Shippupi. Yeah, it's from the music man. I didn't know that. Yeah
Really you didn't know that I never saw the music man. I never I was I was in it high school
But we didn't do that song ironically. Yeah, buddy Hackett sang in the movie
Wow, that kind of blow my last thing for impact and this is literally the only other note I have for impact
Um, I said wow Jeff Hardy
You did you just did a jobbing table spot for Robbie E
Did jeez
So let me know how that works out for you
Not not even Robbie T
Robbie
You let him put you through a table the guy who made his career putting people putting other people through tables a guy that's at least
Low upper card
And you let a guy whose whole bit is the jersey shore
Put you
Through a table
Must be on somebody that's where you're at. He must be on somebody's bad boy list
I mean, I I want to say that's like the most he's been on camera in a month
Who Jeff yeah
So he could
Tableed by a freaking jersey shore want to be very odd
Both they're a part of this whole not for the glory series match on Sunday
Or tomorrow if you want to call it that too. I'm just I'm getting tired head just thinking about it
Little bit of smackdown news by the way did you see this because this
Story has turned into a debacle
AW has been fired good hold on
He goes to Twitter and goes
Okay, so is someone of somebody tweeted to him
So if you go back three years when Sina and Frenchie are having a feud and they have a rap battle
And Frenchie references Kobe Bryant and there's no there's no action taken. I don't remember that
I
Mean he took to Twitter
And he was just like I don't understand this
Worst things have been said on this show and people for people that are currently in the company
But there are also people backstage saying because I got a text from a from from double C's dad
Last night saying that AW had gone to Twitter and said he was fired
And
He said
I'm sorry there is a view backstage because he's getting a lot of support backstage
Going look
Worst things will be said on this show probably before summer's land. Worst things have been said on this show within the last month
But some of some of the views people have is Vince likes to bully somebody until they push back and once they push back
Then he's fine
So some backstage are wondering if they're gonna bring him back
Because he finally took a stand for himself
Because he took to Twitter and oh one of the one of this is yeah one of the tweets was
Well, I mean, I guess if you just want to lay down and be a guest man, you know real fart in this company
To like he got he got ugly with it. Let me see if I can pull this up for you
Because I would love to read to you some of these tweets that he set up
Are any of them
They're all family friendly. Okay, there's nothing that that I would say we can't do by the way you have seen 150 is tonight
God that makes me feel ancient tell me about it
Oh, let's see I gotta look for the right and they really had all that hard to wrap your head around because they have one pay per view every couple of weeks
So
I said I remember you're okay, so here it is
We'll start with
Let's see if I can get you the original the original tweets
AW promotions is no more ladies and gentlemen. Thank you for your support and hate
It's been a great run now. I get to do me which isn't PG
Titus O'Neil and daring young thank you for allowing me to speak on your behalf
You guys are the best that I'm glad to call you my friends
I've offended the wrong people that taught me how to have attitude and it was it was the WWE that made me bold and now it's turned
It's back on me. Let this be a lesson to up and coming talent in the WWE. Don't try to be great like the rock or stone cold
WWE isn't the same
Just be normal and shut up and be a yes man so you can collect your check and feel like you're special
Hashtag sellouts
I remember a time when the WWE didn't care about breaking them all but now everyone is so afraid of their own shadow
Hashtag remember the fans
Thanks to the fans who showed me support over the whole Kobe thing into those I have said
I apologize again. Remember it's entertainment folks
I really do hope Linda wins that election because if not then all this BS has been for nothing hashtag go Linda
Then we get some updates and these are what people
These are with this stuff. He is retweeted from fans
Vince McMahon can say the N word on national TV but AW promotions can't tell a joke what's wrong with this picture
McMahon is a hypocrite. It's cool for him to mock JR's bells palsy and you aren't cut any slack for one joke
Hashtag be a star Vince
I hope Vince hasn't forgot how he mocked JR on raw live and AW promotions gets released for one joke
If you only strangled someone with your tie you'd be back within six months eloquence
So DX can tell everyone to suck it but you can't make a joke
CM Punk told one of his Twitter followers to kill themselves biggest double standard in the world
Kane has sex with a dead girl but AW promotions makes the joke and get fired
Vince can kick the leg out from a one-legged kid wrestle women mocked the the mentally
There's another word there and he fired you and didn't big show make a Kobe Bryant reference in a battle rap with Sina in
2003 and there's a youtube link with it
God, but he lets AW go
And
Then creates jobs my ace. I'm fired thanks to you in your campaign
Well, he he kind of sunbed it up though. I hope I hope Linda wins this yeah political see cuz otherwise. It's all been a waste. We've said it all long
That's
I can't wait till she gets trounced again again
They're saying she's actually got a legitimate shot this time. They said that the last time
So people are saying that she really does have a much better chance of going. There's not a chance in hell that woman gets that political smackdown stuff
Cody Rhodes
So now you're in a program with Sincara good luck with that
And um like to ask you a question sir, okay
What was this about Chris Jericho never wanting to work face again
Those were words out of his mouth just saying those were words out of his mouth. He never wanted to work face it
We had the return of the highlight reel last night
With now the insanely expensive
Jeratron 6,000
See I like smarmy face
Have you not seen this no
We just saw commercial that had Gallagher in it that kind of freaked me out um. I like smarmy face Jericho
Cuz it kind of it kind of it kind of gives you that feeling that you know you're kind of in on the joke now
Well, that's why I don't like smarmy heel Jericho because it's just it's too over the top
Well, I like who he's digging at though. Yeah, I have no use at all for Ziggler. I can't stand Ziggler
I think Ziggler got a lot of potential. I don't think he can carry the company
Friend of the show Steven Zimmerman loves him
But to me I can take her leave the guy. I don't think I don't think he's a spare by any any stretch of the imagination
I think he's a solid mid-carter the guy can go
Yeah, he just he just so dead gum irritating
But I think Vicki doesn't help that either. No, that's that's the kind of like although Jericho did say well if dog Ziggler's not kind of man
We can go ahead and interview his mom
And I don't know why that joke never gets old. I don't care especially when Jericho delivers at the way that joke never gets
He is whenever he wants to be like this to me. He's he's so entertaining and watchable
And I finally got the Jericho promo. I've been waiting for
When he said a lot of people been wanting Y2J. Well, let me tell you something. Y2J is back
And he will never
Ever leave a game
And I was like oh, thank you
I've been waiting for that promo. This is this is what we were hoping for when we first saw the debut of the light bright jacket
Somebody had a side Monday night and said I want a light bright jacket
That this is the version of Jericho. I was hoping we were going to get for
I don't even mind him queen in no no
Just just I mean he's a good hill because he's good at what you do because he makes you hate him
But I've always been a fan of Chris Jericho
Uh, especially once he kind of grew into his skin because the problem he had in WCW is
You just didn't care when he was lying heart to Chris Jericho. The the heel turn for him is what started to get him notice
But I think that's what you helped him evolve
I just hated the whole looking for the legal loopholes to get the belt back
But it was one of those we had to do that to get to where we are
That was the part of the evolution of Chris Jericho and
Did you notice the fuzzy tattoo? Yes, I did
And I heard it's right there on the on the on the part of that makes us 0.02 percent amphibian
Little webbing between the the where a lot of people get those must no actually get the mustache
Yeah, I was just like the the the fuzzy the F starts fuzzy was on his hand
And then on Smackdown may ask because remember on on raw he was touting
At the end of disequers match
But he was filling it with his camera. Uh-huh. They actually showed the camera footage on Smackdown
So you've got to see it from that
You've got to see it from that perspective on Smackdown, which I thought was great
I just love the fact that he's messing with the guy that just everybody cannot
Well the guy that kind of is him
With that mean you look at Ziegler that's Jericho when he first came in
To the WWE, but nobody does Jericho like Jericho. That's true. That's true
But that's gonna do it for wrestling talk as we continue on. We're gonna do one quick NHL story
As soon as I can learn how to use a mouse. There we go
Hop and NHL Hall of Famer debate. Oh
No doubt Mike Badano and his his lovely wife will afford it divorcing. Sorry to hear about that
I always thought that was a weird pairing though. I did too. I did too
And when they were on cribs together
What was really weird
Is
Like they showed their bathroom
Like
It's the exact the sink the vanity area is the exact opposite of what you would think good
Like you see one sink that's surrounded by all these hair products and stuff
And you see one that's very minimalized. Mm-hmm
She looks at the one with all the products and she goes yeah, that's it. Oh jeez
And he's like yeah, it is
You saw you see that you go
Very odd
But they are divorcing so sorry. I'm sorry to hear that. I don't want to happen there
And I'll go to the extreme. Oh, let's move on and do movie talk which tends to now be the biggest chunk of this show
It's our it's our shout out in emails
Good lord. I think it's that bad
But at least this will be informative
We are going to give you last night's box office totals because now the shows on Saturday nights
Last week's box office totals are old
What the heck happened here?
Our friends at box office mojo are only giving us the top four
Then everything else is blanked out that's six seven eight nine. I just have to do some math
In 10th place last night making six hundred and twenty five thousand dollars for a 39-day total of
Two hundred and fifty four million dollars for the amazing spider-mins
Very nice
Uh number nine making six hundred and sixty thousand dollars for a 15-day total of just under 30 million dollars for the watch
Ouch really had high hopes for that too
Number eight
Making nine hundred and thirty thousand dollars on Friday for a 15-day total of twenty eight million dollars for step-up revolution
Number seven
Making
nine hundred and eighty three thousand dollars for a 43-day total of two hundred and eight million dollars for ten
Congratulations, Sethman no joke
Number six
Making two point
Zero two five million dollars on Friday for a 29-day total of a hundred and thirty nine million dollars for ice age continental drift
In fifth place and I just saw the trailer for the first time for this today
Making two point eight five million dollars on Friday for an eight-day total of twenty five million dollars for the latest installment in the diary of a wimpy kid series called dog days
You've just saw the trailer. They just put on nothing but trailers today
I've seen a couple of times now. You gotta remember I skipped commercials
In fourth place
Making four point seven million dollars for a three-day total of not almost ten million dollars for hopes springs
So congratulations to those kids kids
Who involved in that movie is a kid
That's true good fun
Bronze medal making five point six three million dollars for a twenty two-day total of three hundred and seventy six million dollars for the dark night rises
And we were talking about it today as I was I was working. Let's talk of some of the team leads
And what I think I need to do is maybe this coming weekend
We're gonna have a little bit more time. I'll see you again
I think I'm gonna go see it again because now I've had enough time since I've watched the dark night
That I think I can have enough separation that maybe if I watch it again
I'll have a different perspective on it. Uh-huh. I'm just saying down to distance yourself from it so you can come back to it again
Uh, number two making ten point two five million dollars for opening day
These that galvanacus will feral vehicle the campaign, which I finally saw the full trailer for today
Don tend to me don't forward turn to the show. He's actually at a screening tonight
Uh, but he's told me he went and saw it and he said you know it
Because I'm not a huge feral fan, but this was really funny
He says there were the jokes were all dead on I laughed out loud in a couple of spots
I think it looks funny have had it sir. I'm just saying I will avoid it like I avoid everything else. He's involved and
Number one making fourteen million dollars last night
You want to guess? I can't remember what else came out yesterday really
What got pushed back a week
What got pushed back a week to let dark night rises breathe
I got born legacy. Oh
Did it get bit I didn't realize that it was gonna open the social open last weekend. Oh, okay
They wanted to give dark night rises an extra week
So that it wouldn't overshadow this too bad
I man. I read I read something on IMDB like one of the first uh
Reviews I got put up on on born and they said it was a mess
I
Said it was just an absolute mess really yeah, I which kind of surprised me because I know that this
This has been a fairly consistent series and there was not a lot of positive buzz about it. What's it getting around tomatoes
Rotten tomatoes has it currently at
53 percent. Yeah, that's the campaign at 66 percent hope springs at 74 percent
Nitro circus at nine percent. Oh, man. Well, come on. You know, you're talking about the the jack-ass crowd there basically just saying though
That's not a critic friendly movie
Just a bunch of people getting hurt
You'll see the same I'm sure you'll see the exact same kind of aggregate scores for the jack-ass
Franchise got a couple of uh
Viacondios as we seem to be doing a lot more lately. Yes, we're gonna start with this guy
Not either of these vocalists, but the guy that wrote this
The great Marvin hamlish passes away at 68
Born June 2nd, 1944. He is only one of 11 person 11 people to reach the egot
He has an Emmy a Grammy and Oscar in a Tony. Oh, okay. He is only he is one of only two people
That have won all four of those and the Pulitzer good lord
He was born in Manhattan to Vietnamese born Jewish parents
I'm sorry V&E's V&E's
I was like I was like either of his parents are V&E's V&E's and I apologize
Lily and max hamlish his father was an accordionist and a band leader
By age five he had been he had been mimicking the piano music he heard on the radio
He went to julyard
Uh, his first job was the rehearsal piano player for funny girl with Barbara Streisand
His first gig
There are far worse gigs to get back in that day. Yeah, no kidding
Uh, which I'm sure is how
Liza Manelli's debut album included a song he wrote in his teens
But his first hit didn't did not come until he was 21 the song was Sunshine Lollipops and Rainbows
With recorded by Leslie Gore reached number 13 in the summer of 1965 his first score was for the swimmer
Uh, he wrote music for several Woody Allen films that just take the money and run in bananas
He co-wrote the song california nights that was recorded by Leslie Gore in 1967
And then he all peaked at number 16
And she actually Leslie Gore performed that song
On the Batman TV series and she guest started as an accomplice to the july new marquette woman really yeah, did not know that
Uh, he did the adaptations for Scott joppens ragtime music for the sting exactly. Yeah
Uh, he did the entertainer
That's did the way we were
He wrote the original theme music for good morning america
co-wrote nobody does it better from a spy who loved me uh-huh
Ordinary people so feasts choice i mean the list goes on and on this guy can write music yes ends
This one kind of hurt me being a musician being a guy who loves film scores
This one with you talk about that feeling of your own mentality. He was more tall. He was 68
He was one of those guys that you just never you just thought he'd be around forever. Yeah, Marvin hamlish
Yeah, you know, and so that that one kind of hurt me
But you've got one as well that you want to talk about. Yeah, I'm gonna let you do it. This one gutted me
We we lost a true pioneer in in in the effects world
uh and
Some of you may know who this is but the majority of you probably won't
Uh, well, you lost a great carlo rim baldy
And I actually told you about this because I saw it on twitter. Yeah, well, but you didn't even know who you didn't know who with the guy was you just said
Something I figured you'd probably need to know about it. Yeah
Uh born september 15th 1925 in italy and he passed away yesterday also in italy at the age of 86
um
And the the stuff that this guy was involved in
Um one of the first things that I ever saw him do was that he
Did all the creature effects work on uh the 1976 remake of king Kong
And I know most people pan that movie, but that's what really made me fall in love with king Kong as many times
I'd seen the 1933 version that's the one that I really grew attached to
Then three years later
He teamed up with hr. Geiger and did the creature effects work for alien
so
As as iconic as that gets it gets bigger it gets much bigger
Because if it wasn't for this man
We wouldn't have ET
Indeed sir this man sculpted. I mean it it all sprang out of his head
Uh, you know, he he's gone on records saying that he that the that the face was inspired by
Albert Einstein and a little bit of steward freeborn another guy that was uh
Very very prominent in his in his in his field as well
um
But uh he did uh
uh the the aliens for close encounters of the third kind
uh
The uh the creature effects in dune
The 84 version of dune
Uh, he has not he i think the last film he worked on was released in 80 80 and works since then
But when you're the guy that created ET. I don't think you really need to do much more than that
Yeah, no cute, but uh
Yeah, this this was this was where a ham wash really hurt you this one really hurt me
Because
I'm a big fan of this guy's work. I always have them
Like I said, this just happens to us more and more and more all the time. Yeah
Let's get some a little bit more a little bit more uplifting on this thing
Just we didn't I think you sir
We found out on Wednesday this week. Just we didn't as officially signed to write and direct Avengers 2
Can we say duh? So it is on that is all I am saying
God, I'm excited about that. I love that movie so much
And kind of on the flip side of that coin rumors now coming out that the afwak
Maybe writing ends. No, I'm sorry directing and starring in the justice league movie in 2016
But that begs the question who's he gonna be who's he gonna be? I think he's gonna want to be Clark
Uh
I can I guess I can see that
He's the only one I could say in being
No, I mean I see what you can be hawkman. Well, he could be flash
You know god knows he's worn
you know
skin type red costume before
Oh, jeez
You want to do even want to mention that? No, okay
Uh
If they don't want to bring round the ryan ryan ryan's back to be how if they're not gonna go with the john
I gotta feel they're gonna reboot the whole dog I think and I think that's gonna be their specific to make
Biggest mistake they make rebooting what later on everything
Well, they're gonna have to at least have somebody you can carry into this film
Well, there's only I mean really there's only one
Henry caveau
And he's not committed and he's not committed. That's what I'm saying. You gotta have somebody to carry into this thing
Yeah, I mean, he's gonna be the only because bailing and I do it we know that
Yeah, um
That's the only one that you're gonna have that's got a movie that's gonna be fresh on people's minds because
Let's just know what's it
Yeah, since mana steel comes out next year. He's gonna be the only one
With a that really has a face with DC comics involved into it, you know, so
and uh
I don't know he can he can be one of any of these characters, but I guess it's up to I don't know if it's up to him or if it's up to the studio
When you I know you kind of slipped and said that he was gonna write it. I guess he could write it
He does have an Oscar for writing his green blood
All I've heard is is uh
Directing and starring that's all I've heard
The hat cap on there
Oh, there it is. I hear it. Nevermind
We've got a ton of
Hunger Games casting note news. Oh, jeez. Apparently they've got a twitter feed and they're revealing a little bit every day
Uh, the first one and I was charla was here so she could tell me what she feels about this
I'm just gonna use this every time we talk with
We start with an e Roger Mitchell who will be playing the role of chaff
Uh, you would know him he did a couple of episodes of one tree hill
Then I would know if he was in contagion. He was in battle Los Angeles saw that good flick
Uh, let's see much more on that skyline. He did episode of House of Pain
He was in daddy's little girls
He did two episodes of the shield
Oh, okay. I know he is
He's done a lot of uh Tyler Perry stuff. I was about to say he was in the SWAT movie
So he just said House of Pain. I was like uh oh
So there's that
We also have a
Bruno gun who is gonna play brutist. Let me look him up for you real quick sounds like a wrestler
I
Apparently I can't pipe
He will be like I said he will be playing a character by the name of brutus
Uh, he did he's he did an episode of sons of anarchy
He did battlefield America
Which isn't that that dance movie
Battlefield of here is a police officer and bad teacher. He did an episode of NCIS
Did an episode of uh the office
Um, let's see
But they are plucking these really obscure actors didn't episode of herb your enthusiasm. He was in herbie fully loaded. Oh
Didn't episode of the west wing. I'm a brand of the western now that I see him
I think I just felt some the door open
Like I literally felt that this wall like pop
I'll go take a look okay
Is
You should have locked it so I hope not
Did you not lock the door oh she's got a key doesn't she?
You know what we're right the middle 100 games casting news you want to give your opinion
Did Justin Timberlake of the show has arrived hello. I was thinking nine o'clock. You're done
Oh, we're getting close. We're in we're in the last second. Um, but they catch up real quick. We have an e Roger Mitchell. We'll be playing chaff
Okay, he he was a data cup up. This is a shield. We just finished talking about Bruno gun. Who's gonna play brudas?
Hungry eyes
Oh my god
My lord
And then we have Alan Richardson is going to play
Uh gloss
He was he's the guy from the from that spike show blue mountain state
Oh, okay, the football team thing. Yeah, do you want to see him charler?
Hmm, these are such small roles though. They've been doing a lot of casting news. He was in fired up
We're about the two guys that pretend to be cheerleaders. They can be chicks at the cheerleading camp
I never saw that and uh criminal minds actress meta-golding will be playing in a barria
Now what was philips he was talking about with big part and I was like good girl good girl
Who is philips he more often playing in this? Oh, really? I thought we talked about this. How am I gonna look up?
As you know, he's gonna get a really big chunk of a role. Yeah, I don't know the characters name because I've
Not written. I'm looking it up for you right now
Philip super hopping will be playing Plutarch heaven's beat
Okay, big part now that is a big part. I kind of figured they were not gonna give him just some little throw away role
The great Gatsby has been moved back
From christmas 2012 to summer 2013 the reason being said
uh
They said this movie is going to be so good. They want it to be a summer release like that studio is very very high on this
They want it to be in a more high profile. They think summer's gonna be better than christmas for this and
If I'm not mistaken
I could have sworn that I read this is gonna be in 3d
Yes, why do we need blue
Blazes do we need to put the great Gatsby in three why Emma Stone in 3d? It's all I'm saying. I mean, I know who's directing it
Yeah, so you go well, maybe maybe that's why boss. It's boss lurman. Correct. You are correct. He is a very visual
Rooge
Rooge and Romeo and Juliet with de caprio apparently realize worker de caprio
The first picture of Daniel day Lewis as Lincoln and the Steven Spielberg directed by all pickets up and it is have you seen it?
Yes, and I like it. It's creepy. Daniel day Lewis is a freaking genius. I haven't seen this picture
I've seen the picture that was released months ago. This is one of him where he's kind of looking out a window
I haven't seen that this is where and if you I swear if you put it in black and white you'd swear you're looking at the Lincoln memorial
Like it's crazy. You could put up a five dollar bill neck tunes. You could same guy. That's it. That's his ID
I have a five dollar bill. Have you seen that picture though of Abraham Lincoln's like
great great great nephew and they're like side-by-side and they look like identical
It's that was really weird too. I thought I'm Pinterest go figure
I want to shock also the first picture of Russell Crowe as Noah is up and it just looks like Russell Crowe
Noah he's playing Noah. He's playing Noah in a movie straight that the Noah's story is being done by
Darren Arnowski, who did we have for a drink?
We also did the fighter didn't or reason was it was no way to make no that wasn't there not did the wrestler the wrestler
Yeah, they're not to do the wrestler Jimmy Fallon has said no to hosting the Oscars next year good because you're not funny
I think he is the reason we're playing this song. We talked about earlier. Bill and Ted three has a director
He is Dean Parasow
P-A-R-I-S-O-T
This is a guy that directed Galaxy Quest so I'm in that's all I need to know and this is not a reboot. This is Bill and Ted now
That's what you're not telling me you're not in on this charla. I have to see the first one. I'm only seeing the second one
You see the first the second one wasn't there yet. Yeah, it wasn't I just are you gonna get Reeves for this
That's my whole thing if you can't then don't do it you'll get winter because he ain't doing nothing
He's probably you know
Spit the last of his residuals for the first. Yeah
He's got a lot of independent film, but he has nothing really made his mainstream. I would love
Just the idea of them 20 years later. It's just hysterically funny to me. I am concerned about this last story
Um, oh dear god coming to DVD this Halloween
A Christmas story to it's bad enough. We're doing the musical
But now we're going to do a Christmas story to you starting uh ralfi who is played by a brayton limb masters. I meant to look him up
Now he I guess he's all grown up because now he wants a 1938 hub mobile skyline convertible
So he's like 16 now
Any age a little bit more since 1982
This this kid was an easy a
um
I guess he could pull off an older version of ralfi
And it's completed
He was in uh r alstein's the haunting hour. He's been on a bunch of episodes of that um men of a certain age
I probably filmed this thing in a weekend
Uh, he was in easy a he was in the stepfather easy a I saw he didn't have a set of cold case
Uh, he didn't have a sort of Eli stone
I'll see the guy from gossip girl
No, okay
Uh, he did have to the grazing anatomy the jewels was all over Eli stone right she didn't have to the gr
And his parents will be played by Daniel Stern
From home alone, right? Yeah
And the mother will be played by a stacey Travis. I'm gonna look her up. I know that name
Stacey Travis. Wouldn't she the
I want to say she was in ghost world
Um, maybe it looks familiar to me. Let me look this up. I don't think it because I thought she was the mother from three minute a baby
That's he
That's a different track. That's a different track. That's who I first thought of too, but then I was like uh, she didn't episode of the league
She was also an easy a
She was um emisone's mom
Okay, okay, I know who that is. Yeah, she's also done men of a certain age
Did it come episodes again a desperate housewives? I'm thinking that they design Miami
Think that the director of this movie is probably the director of men of a certain age. Think it
So I guess we can see if it'll tell me it should tell me if I go to the
What I need to re-click this and like go again. This this is a movie that does not need to exist
I used to why why pee all over my childhood because it's being directed by a
Brian Levant
Is that any mean anything to you?
Written by Nat Maldon and Jean Shepard. So Jean Shepard wrote it
That's what it says. Oh, okay. Um, he's directed. Let me go to director. She's directed jingle all the way
Out he directed Scooby-Doo curse at the lake monster the spy next door. Are we there yet? Oh
No dog. Oh
God the Flintstones and Viva rock Vegas. Oh my god. The first Flintstones film problem child too
Two episodes of Charles in charge
21 episodes of the new leave it to beaver
And an episode of very rich children
Let's tell there's that. It's got to be dragged into the street and beaten
Movie new releases in your movie house this coming weekend in six days. We start with a movie called
The odd life of Timothy green. What do you guys know about this?
It's the one where they want to have a baby, but they can't have a baby
So they like put all the things they want in a baby outside in their yard and he like grows
Oh, that's right. That's right. Yeah, he's got like like I know in the in the promo art
He's got like leaves attached to his feet. Yeah point
Parker
Was creepy
They showed like a spot for this on Michael who the heck is Timothy green next thing they show is a commercial spot
No story out on Rotten Tomatoes
So it has not been screened for creating not been screened for creepy, but it's still got a week
It's got Jennifer Garner in it. Oh, yeah, she's the mom
Expendables to
Comes out this that actually Timothy green comes out Wednesday
So excited to be out Friday parent Norman
Which looks about it. It's basically like a it's a CGI film about a kid who can talk to zombies
Actually, it's more like a clay and it looks more this got like more of a nightmare for Christmas look to it
Casey Affleck Jeff Garland
75% on Rotten Tomatoes looks funny looks very funny
And then there's I think this is gonna make a ton of money you think especially the first weekend as the final performance from Whitney Houston in sparkle
Will release with the Jordan sparks that's a pretty girl. I'll cure it anybody says. That's a beautiful beautiful young lady
She's dating someone who she dating someone famous. That's not as attractive. I don't know
Sure, you're not thinking of Jennifer Hudson
You're both unattractive
Because we know who she's dating. Yeah, then we have a film called Cosmopolus
New York City not too distant future Eric Packer a 28-year-old
Finance golden boy dreaming of living in a civilization ahead of this one
Watch as a dark shadow cast over the firmament of the Wall Street galaxy of which he is the uncontested king
As he is chauffeur to cross Midtown Manhattan to get a haircut and his father's old barber
His anxious eyes are glued to the U.N.'s exchange rate
It is mounting against all expectations destroying Eric's bed against it
Eric Packer is losing his empire with every tick of the clock meanwhile an eruption of wild activity unfolds in the city streets
Petrified as the threats of the real world and fringe upon his cloud of virtual convictions his paranoia intensifies during the course of a 24-hour cross-town Odyssey
Wow, I have absolutely no interest at all in this
We have the return of Samantha Morton to the screen in this Juliet Benosch
Paul Giamatti greatness and Robert Petson
Yeah
We can't make jokes. No, that's Kristen Stewart. We can't make jokes. Well, why are you do you mean I missed this part of the show at the VMA's this year
They are banning all Kristen Stewart jokes
Why?
You're not you you're I'm just I just report the news. I don't I just want what's the penalty if that ban is broken
Yeah, I was like what are you gonna do not let me not let me be on next year's VMA's oh hurt me bad
And you're gonna let Kevin Hart host. Yeah, just saying
We also have the awakening. This is one that's very very anticipated currently 70% on rotten tomatoes set in London in 1921
Uh
Florence Kethart played by Rebecca Hall author of the popular book
Seeing through ghosts has devoted her career to exposing claims of the supernatural as nothing but hoaxes
Haunted by the recent death of her fiance. She is approached by a Robert Mallory played by the great
Dominic West from the wire
To investigate the recent death of a student at the all-boys boring school where he teaches
When students at the school reports sightings of the young boys ghosts
She decided to take on the case initially the mystery surrounding the ghosts appears nothing more than a schoolboy prank
But as Florence continues to investigate the events at the school
She begins to see that their her reliance on science may not be enough to explain the strange phenomenon going on around her
We know the next float this parade
Rebecca Hall and Mel the stanton Dominic West was the name names I recognize
And have you who have you seen the trailer for compliance? I don't think so this is based on a true story
And when I found up when I saw the trailer I was like oh my god. They made a movie out of this
If you remember this is probably
Four years ago or so there was a story about a fast food manager
Who gets a call from a guy alleging to be a detective
Saying that one of her employees has stolen money from someone at the restaurant
And so while she's on the phone
She has the man this person has the manager strip search the employee
They didn't ask me you episode with it too right. They've made this in a movie. It's called compliance
Wow the trailer is on nothing but trailers you talk about creeping me the heck out who's in this thing nobody that I recognize
Robin Williams did it on SVU it was
Yeah, I mean what was that movie he did with the photography eight
No, it's
Try through photo. I think there's someone fast. Yeah one hour one hour one hour photo like he was creepy in that
But he was even creeper in this one episode like
It's a weird premise. Yeah, and then I said based on true story. I'm like. Oh, they did a movie on this. I don't want to see this
DVD blu-ray new releases this Tuesday jaws on blu-ray
And how do you not save that for last because there's another one I'm saving for last
Community season three very excited
The raid redemption we got this is on the flippin lists are kind of see this
Paradise lost three purgatory which uh front of the show Don Ford saw and said was very very good
Sky which is be they're hosting a screening of this by by a good friend of mine. Oh, yeah
This comes out on DVD Tuesday only two more people to sign up to have the thing
Only two people before the 15th have to buy tickets and that's as of today
So I'm gonna check again on Monday. So I hope that works out for jam
WWE money in the bank 2012
and charla
Oh, no. Oh, no, no, no next Friday. Mm-hmm next Friday. It's a Friday release. We put this song up again. Is it really? Yes, ma'am? Yep
On blu-ray DVD the Hunger Games is available next Friday. It's like a three-hour thing, too
They have like three hours worth of extra something on it. That was five
I
Saw three. I don't know and I would like to say I
Made a purchase this week. Yes, you did. I saw it
It's doing as creepy dance. Oh, no. I have pre-ordered the Marvel Cinematic Universe phase one
What is that? It's all of the Marvel movies that led up to the Avengers basically the Mary thought he saw it and it comes in a
Briefcase a shield briefcase. It has the cosmic cube inside of it. I should actually I should that's it
Yes, I can't wait
I did not realize jaws was coming out next week on blu-ray and that one hundredth anniversary universal thing. Yeah, I will be jumping all of that
I'm sure it's done with no commentary. One quick NBA note that we are going to dust through
Because as it was referred to on around the horn yesterday the Dwight mayor is over. That's funny
Dwight Howard is a Laker
Mm-hmm. I
Will tell you the same thing I told LeBron James and that's your basketball shots cure cancer. I don't care where you're playing. Hold on. Hold on. Wait for it
Call the eight months ago
Here's how this thing works Dwight Howard goes to the Lakers Andrew Bynum goes to the 76ers
Jason Richardson goes from Orlando to the 76ers
Andre iguadala goes from a 76ers to Denver and Orlando gets Aaron a follow Al Harrington
Nicola Vuvichek
Mo heart uh Mo I can't hear you heart carcass and three first ground picks
And a partridge and a pear tree and when you don't make the finals this year, I'm gonna laugh
Betten the farm on one guy
Um apparently did a Kobe impersonation during the press conference. They're pretty funny though
A Kobe impersonation Dwight Howard did an impersonation of Kobe
Anyway, but Kobe said something really interesting. He said
This to me is a move that will help this team for long after I'm gone
So take that for what you're paying for it. Yeah
Well, I ain't paying nothing for it. So one quick tech story
I don't know how big of a deal this is, but it's tech representative
Apple has stated that the next incarnations of the iphone and ipad will not
Have the youtube app come standard
And I told you why I think that is good. Well, you told me, but you didn't tell them
If you've noticed charla when you're using the youtube app
That it's pretty much been well, you've got an iphone. Yeah, I'm seeing it in your little hand right now
the youtube
interface
It hasn't changed at all
It's it's been the way that it is since I got my ipad touch a couple years ago
That there's been no updates for it nothing
And I'm thinking maybe that might be part of the reason why they're making it to where the youtube app isn't not going to be pre-installed
I think maybe it just it makes it more difficult for them to update it
So by them having to get it through the app store they can push the updates for it
That's my theory. I could be way off
But because it's not like people don't use a living heck out of the youtube app on their ipads and iphone
I know I do
Not really. I just I know that you can't post videos on Facebook through the youtube app on an iphone
That is true. You've got to go through a separate app to do it
Now I've got a windows-based phone where it does it no problem
So I'm thinking maybe that might have something to do with it
That is they they just haven't been able to update the it the youtube app. You got anything else for tech
Other than the list, which is very tech heavy. Well, then let's get to it because the street lights are on and we're all hungry. Okay. See
Hmm
Depends on swings to you this week
Well, I know we've done like the opposite version of of this list if I'm not mistaken. Oh, yes, we have we've done the
They didn't reverse they have no way the opposite. We've done it in reverse. Well, no, I just seem like we did the 10 best movies based on video games correct
Right, that's the reverse of what you're right right not the opposite is the reverse. Yeah, I'm doing the 10 best
Games based on movies
We're one really literally could not exist without the other
What the heck was that? That's my pinball count dance
You're a strange man
Sometimes I wish there's just a
Yeah, they could see what was going on in here sometimes. That's crazy
I think there's a good reason why we don't number 10
Uh, I'm in some of these you may have heard of or may even played yourself
I don't you're not much of a game right. I don't think you are either
I enjoy watching people pay video games. They're just too complicated. Well, well, we had we had we had several cracks at a Jurassic Park based game
I like the first person shooter a lot or is that the wasp world that well that was Jurassic Park on the Super Nintendo
That wasn't I'm talking about in the arcades or okay that well actually I think that that might have been the loss
Well, but you know, we're counting that
Because I've got our I've got an arcade game or two on this list, but I went with Operation Genesis
Which is basically
What I always wanted a Jurassic Park game to be I wanted to be able to build the darn thing
I wanted to be able to run the have an iPhone game for that now. Yes, they do this like farmville
Mm-hmm very much so, but this is where it all kind of started
This is this was an Xbox title that I was like if you're gonna make a Jurassic Park game
How about you make it where you're building the part just be an Australian billionaire. Yeah
It's kind of one of the reasons why I kind of made this list
Um
Number nine, I'm giving that to the
Spider-Man 2 for the ps2 because it really kind of gave you the first real chance to break out and be Spider-Man
It was it was very well handled this spider-man the spider-man's
Uh, number eight. I'm giving that nod to Peter Jackson's King Kong on the 360
They got the entire voice cast from the film
It was what he's doing even at the nod
She
She looked like that the little bird with the top hat that you put and it just kind of goes chips in the water
It's like are you okay?
Thought you were hurting yourself
Uh, but uh, it was one of the launch titles for the 360. Oh, it wasn't really it looked yeah, and it's to this day. It still looks great
Um, number seven. I'm going way back
back in the time
And going with Aladdin for the Sega Genesis. You know what? And I'm glad you brought that up because
In those days, I was working at Toys R Us. Uh-huh retail hell and let's say I'm a sponsor the show and I'm good with that
We have a policy you if you open the game you couldn't return it. Mm-hmm
I only remember one exception to that policy
it was
Aladdin on the Super Nintendo. Mm-hmm kid beat it in a day
Yeah, the Super Nintendo version was made maybe graphically and sound wise it might have had the edge
But as far as gameplay goes Aladdin was solid. It was so good that just that run from the lava in the cave of wonders
Just the hair going up on the back of your neck
Uh
Number six again, this was a case where one version was on the Genesis one version was on the Super Nintendo. They were almost
Nothing alike, but you know what it wasn't on what?
The Sega Dream game. I don't have any Sega Dreamcast games on here because I really couldn't think of any
uh
Batman returns on the Super Nintendo. I do remember that. I remember that. It was kind of like final five the film
But this was a really good game based on a movie. I just like this all the elements weren't there's somewhere
I hope you're going with this and I'm gonna hold off and if you could see if if what I'm thinking is not in this list
I may throw something. Well, I really had to pick my brain here
um
number five
Disks of Tron
Yes, in the arcade. Yes, where you stood inside the machine
Yes, in oh and apparently originally that was supposed to be one of the mini games on the original Tron arcade game for my peeps back home
Coral Springs mall
Arcade right next to the movie theater. It's where I played it all the time. What's up? It's now like a magnet
It's like a academy school now. It turned the whole mall into an academy school
I just love having start like love having start talk smack to you and then you just be able to shove that desk on his throat
The coral square opened and then so Coral Springs mall became the dead mall and then he just turned it into a school
Uh
Number four. I'm going something a little bit more current. Uh, I've actually been playing it fairly recently on my 3ds
And
Well, you could put almost any of the games in this family on this part of the list Lego Pirates of the Caribbean
I
I agree you could put almost any of the leg you could put Lego Star Wars on the Wii
You you got me Lego Batman last year for my birthday, which I greatly appreciate that is the hardest game to play on an Nintendo Wii really ever
I can't like when we when you and me and Megan you and Megan and I I apologize
Totally grammatically incorrect
I remember when the three of us played it on your 360 it was so much easier to play than on the Wii
Do you not have a classic controller? I do not that's why
Get you a classic controller and that game will be a breeze. Oh, okay
Because that's why I kind of put it down because I was like no
When you got a game like that as long as that's got a classic controller option
Use the classic controller if it does or not. We'll look on the back of the box. We get done
Uh, number three
Lord of the Rings return to the king on the ps2 did not play oh my gosh was that game
It's like they took the gauntlet experience and put it in that universe you put gauntlet on anything
But I used to play gauntlet for hours you could play this game online with voice chat support everything on the ps2 and it was so much fun
Uh
Everything was in place all the all the actors were there all the voice actors were were reused
Uh, they used film you know film clips that would when they're out of the game footage and there was barely noticeable when they changed it over
Very well produced very slick
number two
There were so many games in this universe that I could have gone with and it was really tough to pick one
But you know a star wars game had to be on this list
I'd better damn well be and it's rogue leader for the game. Oh
Why do you moan balls mohoney?
Do you think what I was thinking were you thinking super star wars all three of them
I wanted to go that route, but as much fun as we had playing star wars arcade the first star wars game
We ever played on in an arcade what now
um
Star Wars rogue leader took that arcade game experience and just boosted it to 11
That's it goes to 11 it doesn't
Rogue leader seen that I'm sorry
Rogue leader was the main reason I bought the game. Keep it in the first place. I don't know what the heck he started
Did was that the one that had the the star wars disco thing and you could play the old that was rebel strike
I wrote a sequel this one was better even though that intro was really cool
But number one and
I have have I have I not done this the the game on your list that you were expecting that you're gonna be out yet
number one
The game that pretty much bought first-person shooting two consoles, okay?
They got people playing first-person shooters on consoles off of
Duck hunt off of off of off of PCs for the first time in ages. Uh-huh. You may as well queue up Tina Turner if you have her
Oh, yeah
There's golden eye for the Nintendo 64. That was a great game. I mean we we would play that oh my god hours
Till you had to take the golden gun off the table because that was from fair
Yeah, it just wasn't fair with one shot kill with the golden gun
That game was so much fun
It made split screen action death matching
Commonplace without without golden. I don't think halo exists
And
It just it just nailed the experience perfectly
I'm with you on that. So I'm like I'm sure there's probably a ton of games
I should have put on this list, but I just really couldn't fit them on a top 10 list like I wanted to put
Uh the Chronicles of Riddick
Uh escape from Butcher Bayon here because it was more or less like a prequel to pitch black and then diesel was in it
He produced it. He actually
Created a video game company called Tygon
That was a cute way, huh
Not cow god. Oh, I'm sorry
It's a tiger lion kind of like a Liger, but the opposite
She she she yeah Liger like
Well, what what what what what was the game that I didn't put on here that you're super sour super super gentle. Oh well, okay
I mean believe me that weighed heavily on me
What really bugged me was that I really didn't have an Indiana Jones game to put on this list
Outside of I guess Lego Indiana Jones in the Pirates of the Caribbean slide
I liked the Temple of Doom video game the arcade game. Yeah, that was fun to play. It was fun
But I don't know if it's top 10 more you know material
But anyway, that's the list that's my list
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That's dumb. You're not aluminum. Yes, you've been kicked out anybody can get in they made a big press release about that
I should probably should have put that in tech news
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Taking a home tonight
We are going to have worlds colliding
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Until next Saturday night at eight o'clock on the east coast five o'clock on the west coast for Chad for Charlotte
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Monday she's gonna hear this
You
On the day we arrive on the planet
And thinking step in to the sun
There's more to be seen
That can ever be seen more to do
Thank you ever be done
Some say eat or be eaten
Some say
Live and let live
But more agreed
As the join this stampede
You should never take more than you get
In the circle line
It's the will
It's the leaves
It's the bell of hope
Can we find our place
On the path for finding
In the circle
In the circle line
Some will fall by the way
Some of us all
To the stars
Some of us
Trouble
And some have to live with the scars
There's far too much to take in here
For to find they can ever be found
But the sun rolling by
Through the sunrise sky
Keeps great and far
On the endless run
It's the circle line
It's the will of all too
It's the leaves of them
It's the bell of hope
Do we find our place
On the path for finding
In the circle
In the circle line
It's the will of hope
It's the will of hope
It's the will of hope
It's the bell of hope
Can we find our place
On the path for finding
In the circle
In the circle
In the circle line
On the path for finding
In the circle
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In the circle line
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