The Clubhouse – Episode 47

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Keep it going, y'all. Zar-r-Ris. Hey y'all, I'm bringin' heat It is Saturday nights It is 8 o'clock on the east coast It is 5 o'clock on the west coast It is the 23rd of June And the year of our Lord 2012 It is season 2 episode 47 And the 99 weekly episode of the clubhouse Which is live on the air right now right here on Ustream Or on your portable device We welcome each and every one of you individually Whether you're listening live on Ustream And in the chat room with us Or whether you're listening on archive Or whether you're listening on your portable device We don't care how you listen, we just appreciate you listening Thank you for bearing with us last week We had to take a week off due to work obligations Chad's still working this week But he should be here maybe next week We're hoping My name is Rob And as always we have people that are sitting in with us We always enjoy having our guests here Joining us in the Chad chair tonight Friend of the show Well-traveled Like the right football team Like the wrong basketball team Friend of the show Steve Zimmerman Hey Good evening sir Hey the Mavericks one last year Forget the heat you could have your post We'll talk about that here in a little while Talk was supposed to join us tonight He's got me a text this morning saying He had bronchitis and strep throat And I said do not get within a mile of this studio So we had to Had to scramble a little bit And we do have somebody in the third chair Joining us tonight Totally directly into the microphone As close as he can get tonight So everybody can hear him He is friend of the show Andrew Beckham Hello all out there There we go, that's what I'm talking about right there sir Hi Andrew It is the doldrums of summer First day of summer was about three days ago And I feel like it's the word we've been there for a month now So Especially when you got a car with no AC Let's go ahead and do some corrections Shall we?

As I take a sip of my tasty beverage First of all we want to thank everybody who joined us At Fox and Hound this past Sunday for WWE No way out We're going to talk about it here in just a minute But I went through Listen to the show because there was no show last week So all I had to do was listen to the Fox and Hound show We were clean Some Big props to Dawn out there too By the way for a place in Chattalac Yeah, he definitely did the Audible thing Called in the lefty, he was there for us Which was awesome And we can't appreciate everybody enough for showing up And we had both rooms full again Which was awesome Always good times Well you know people are traveling now There's people from Fort Worth coming out there Because we're the best place But it's also the best place to watch it We really have a good time out there So we thank all of you for showing up But a clean show So there's nothing wrong with that So let us dive right in because we are your one stop shop For all things sports and entertainment Let's start with that car I'm glad that if we were going to miss a week That that week was last week Because If we'd have missed this week's show And not been able to talk about Sunday's race I would have been very, very upset Because we finally had something happen Ah, Dawn's checked in good to see you sir Appreciate you listening in Your top 10 finishers from the quick and loans 400 That was of course held on Father's Day 10th place In the Budweiser fold of honor Number 29 Chevrolet Kevin Harvick 9th place In the Stanley number 9 Ford Marcus Ambrose 8th place I'm so excited I get to say his name again this week In the number 42 target Chevrolet One Pablo Montoya You killed my father prepared to die Can I just say something on the side I'm going to be doing praise and worship of a church Against tomorrow with my good friend Kenny Belcher At new community church We're starting a new series called my church is kind of a big deal And whenever we do sound checks I always do something kind of wheels off when they get to me Because everybody's like mic check, one, two, mic check So I change it every time like today I went Is mama calling clay, I'm a calling clay And everybody looked at me like there's no one here seen coming to America So next to me goes I was born in 86 And I was like you've had plenty of time to watch it I'm just saying You haven't for $5 out Walmart in the bin I'm just saying And worth every penny and then some Think I've owned that on blue right In 7th place In the number 15 Toyota 5 hour energy car Clint Boyer So I'm just I don't know I'm kind of afraid to try that 5 energy energy gun It doesn't work for me It doesn't an hour and I'm done Yeah, no it only drinking 20% of the bottle I'm a big guy too As a my it's a good point It works it's just the 5 hours you feel like total crap at the end of the day So there is a crash are they worrying to you Yeah, no it's the worst crash in the world In 6th place in the number 24 Chevrolet DuPont Car Jeff Gordon In 5th place in the number 48 low Chevrolet 5 time 5 time 5 time 5 time 5 time Now spring cup champion Jimmy Johnson shoot me The original double J Wow look at you Bang bang In 5th place in the no I'm sorry we're in the number 4 In the number 16 3M slash right aid slash next care Ford Greg Biffle I don't know right aid was still around I thought CVS bought like everybody but Walgreens In 3rd place in the bronze medal in the number 17 Ford EcoBoost Ford Matt Kenseth In 2nd place with the silver medal In the number 14 office depot slash mobile one Chevrolet Yes Tony Stewart And winning the quick and loans 400 last Sunday And you do not adjust your set this really happened In the number 88 Diet Mountain Dew slash the Dark Knight Rises Slashed National Guard Chevrolet For the first time in almost 150 races Dale Earnhardt Jr. Goes to victory lane This is like as big as LeBron winning his first ring Can someone kill me now Within the same week Just saying maybe the Mayans were right Pigs are flying outside your window But you know what I just If I'm not mistaken And we've talked about this before He's only got one non top 10 finish this year He's doing consistently So the kids doing something right You know I mean I like the guy And I wanted to succeed But I've said if he's gonna do it This is the year to do it Because he's changed everything else So he's the only thing left He's gonna croak in the chase He's gonna be like Second going into the chase And then he's gonna be dead last in the chase Well let's talk about it The chase started today Almost everybody stays where they are Right now the 12 spot would go to Kyle Busch The only thing that's happened is you've had two guys switch places So I'll tell you who that is when we get there In 11 still Carl Edwards Number 10 still Brad keselowski Number nine still Clint Boyer Number eight still Tony Stewart Number seven still Martin Truex Jr Number six still Kevin Harvick Numbers four and five have switched places As Denny Hamlin drops one And five time five time five time Five time Spring Cup champion Jimmy Johnson is now on fourth Greg Bipple in third Dale Earnhardt Jr. only now Four points behind Matt Tenzin in the Cup chase Which we are now what Eight weeks away from or something crazy like that Eight or ten weeks away from from the chase This guy's in September, doesn't it Oh no idea Oh yeah I think so because yeah There's like ten or something It's like the second week of the NFL season Or something as it starts So there's that Go figure This year is going so fast I know This week We have the Toyota Flash Save Mart 350 From Sonoma California This is a road course It is just under two literally One hundredth of a mile under two miles long That will be tomorrow At two o'clock eastern time On your local TNT Whatever channel it is on your system So if you are interested I like road courses because it forces They're not going circles all the time They kind of have to drive A lot of the drivers do not like the road courses But Tony Stewart very very good at the road course I like the road course This is kind of cool, it's just some different Besides the restrictor plate races The road course is the only ones You can really watch on TV If anything else You only watch the last ten laps It's like watching the last five minutes of an NBA game It's going to take a half an hour anyway Yeah Danica did pretty well until she got Taps spun out We just saw on the TV the second to go Oh did she?

Yeah Fellow Brazilian one Yes, nah I'm not about to do in the small room But no he won today They just had it on the second to go I don't remember It's like PK, PKL juniors Something like that Yeah It's like on the east coast, five o'clock on the west coast Please like our page on Facebook Look up the clubhouse podcast Please make sure you put the word podcast in there Otherwise it's a completely different page Like us on Facebook of course Follow us on Twitter at clubhouse show You can follow me on Twitter Yes, that Rob Irvin, ERVIN Yeah, oh, oh, at SPZ34 on Twitter And that's it Yeah, that's it Yeah, that's it Yeah, oh, oh, at SPZ34 on Twitter Everything else At King of Bowling King of Bowling And you can follow Chad At Chad NPG69 Charlotte Parker on Pinterest Make sure you join us next week Because next week I kind of did that subtly At the beginning of the show Next week is a very, very big show We only have two episodes left on season two You can believe it We've almost gone two years in this deal Just two little TV talk right now On some news that I could not be more excited about The year will be 2013 The season will be fall It will be syndicated So Lord only knows what station it's going to be on Probably your local CW affiliate Welcome back to late night talk Arsenio Hall Yay, all right Just recently won the celebrity apprentice Terrible show Probably beat out the acclaim All the way through He's not my celebrity apprentice I've never watched an episode I can't handle Trump He makes me want to throw things He's not much in the show except for the beginning of the end But it's just terrible all the way through Arsenio was terrible too But Arsenio Hall will always Will always have a pass for me For the following state For the following state Mr. Randy Watson He'll always have a pass for me for that character You may remember him As Joe the policeman On what's going down episode That's Mama And plus I love the Arsenio Hall show I love the Arsenio Hall show back in the day Now there's been no talk A CBS is going to be syndicated Oh good And I'll tell you what really shocked me He's 57 years old Wow Arsenio Hall is three years younger than my mom He doesn't look at old Aging very well The Arsenio Hall Now there's been no talk We're gonna have the posse back The dog pound and all that But I do have a feeling that America is gonna start Instead of fist pumping we'll be going back to swirling it around again I'm in Outside of letterman It's gotta be better than everything else out there I agree I mean not the bit love for Conan and Fallon But Fallon's terrible Conan and of course The Great Crank Ferguson Who's hilarious But I think Arsenio may give the late night wars maybe bring back a little bit of that Maybe make everybody up their game a little bit I'm hoping Here's the hoping Very rough news for Jack Osborne this week As if we find out he's been diagnosed with multiple sclerosis And he is now claiming that the show that he was on And I don't know what show it was That he was fired from that show because of the diagnosis I'm guessing I'm confused I thought mainly women got that No Because I dated a girl in college whose dad was diagnosed with that So So So we want to wish the best of him And hopefully he can get the help that he needs there And then we have we get news that the creator of Desperate Housewives Pitch is a new pilot to ABC which ABC passes on But lifetime Why is this network still on the air Picks up Called devious maids because I guess he had a fresh A fresh new plotline for something We went from Desperate Housewives to devious maids Lifetime has picked us up for 13 episodes Here's the cast Susan Lucci Or S. Filman Regis calls him Lulucci I can't believe the Lucci Who is not all by children for 150 years Is covered back to television Anna Ortiz Judy Reyes Daniel Ramirez Still got nothing so far Roslyn Sanchez Know who she is she was on a without a trace Pretty girl Edie Graham Grant show from the original Melrose Place Brianna Brown Rebecca Wysocki Grant show was like one of the main guys on the original Melrose Place He was the guy that was in the episode of 902 and No that spun off He was like the handyman that spun off into Melrose Place Question mark question mark Really?

No, no space was the 902 and no spin off I'd never wash you the wall Spin City Marina Clavino Brett Cohen and Drew Van Acker This is based on a Mexican telenovela Called Ilya Sona La Agria de la Hagga On uno visio Probably as much Don't forget to drink Budweiser He's the king of beers Kudos lifetime for getting another series Because there aren't enough tv movies to fill it Yeah all their tv movies are about men raping women And then careful No I mean I watched this stuff with my mom And I'm like mom come on This is depressing change channel And then so she turns on soap net I have to leave the room General hospital out of the house Already I just Just call a French major You may get more attention And I gotta say careful So there's that Jennifer Hudson I don't want this We'll be joining the cast of Smash Which apparently is now coming back Midseason in January She will be playing Let me read this A character by the name of Veronica Moore Who is a Tony award winning Broadway star Of course starring with the Very hot Catherine McFee Sweet yeah My wife watches this show Admittedly watches this show Is it a smash hit? We are now officially 19 minutes in And we've already had two horrible, horrible puns in this show Which means we're now on pace for what? About 15 If we're lucky But that will be coming in midseason So fans of the smash You will be getting a second helping of that thing The song you're hearing in the background right now Of course, California Cation Which they actually sued The showtime show for using the name And they settled out of court There will be somebody joining that show this year By the name of Marilyn Manson Who will be playing himself Because in this season Hank, who I'm assuming is David Ducumbi's character He's writing a rock opera So Marilyn Manson's I guess going to be like a three episode arc Where I guess he's helping him Or trying out for it or something That it's oh god I've never watched an episode I just know a rock opera If I'm forgetting Sarah Marshall Did they call that a rock opera then?

With puppets Yeah, there's a rock opera with puppets And then the young lady that was He runner up on American Idol this year Jessica Sanchez apparently is in talks with Glee To appear on that show For a multi-episode arc midseason They're not saying who her character is going to be Or what the bit is But uh... I think if I'm a kid from Idol I'm going to get as far away from Fox as I possibly can Get through that summer tour And go make an album Yeah, do a couple more forward commercials Get a free talk Because I get, I've never... And a toaster I've never watched an episode of Glee And I can honestly say that Without reservation So a lot of what I'm hearing From people who do watch that show Is we may have jumped the shark with that show A lot of people are starting to feel That the bit has kind of gone dry Well didn't it come out Right after high school musical Like when that was a couple of years Yeah, I mean that was on the stove for a while That was really popular With high school musical and stuff And then that came out Do you think um...

Zach Efron's publicist refuses Especially since he passed on footloose Oh yeah I'm just saying He's not bad after though Probably just can't dance Too left feet Oh no, he did uh, didn't he do hairspray though Or something I thought he was in that Yeah, he was in hairspray I never saw it I'd take my $5 back if I had to watch that I just, I've ever seen him on the poster I never actually seen the film Don't get me wrong I'm putting this out there right now I have not seen hairspray I saw the trailer a billion times I got out of the poster I got out of theater class the day they were showing it See now you just invented the theater class So... I need to take a $5 credit in high school I had to take a $5 credit That's why I wasn't banned Oh! Good friend and new father Brian Byrne joining us in the chat room tonight Good to see you brother Congratulations And very, very well And so is your wife and family And just give me the thumbs up Okay Good, good friend I need to get back home before too much longer By the way, if you missed our major announcement on Sunday Brian says I did work at the theater because you read the projector You absolutely watched hairspray There was a time I worked at the movie theater Did you miss our major announcement on Sunday My former broadcast partner, Cody He and his wife were expecting So we want to say congratulations to them Babies do in November And another one of my very, very close friends Rico and his wife are expecting a baby too Babies everywhere Good times Thanks for following me on everything, Cody I've been noticing that too He's following me on everything Instagram and everything Again, you are the clubhouse live Every Saturday night As long as I'm not working We're going to get into I just want to breathe for a minute I just want to take this moment in Bathroom break everybody leave But you get going It's a massive break As we go into this next segment With reverence With humility With an earnest heart Check to see if there's snow on the ground too It's two days late Check to see if there's snow on the ground too It's two days late Check to see if there's snow on the ground Lord If your money was on six games or seven games You owe somebody some cash Less than 48 hours ago We crown an NBA champion Now I want to ask a couple of questions before we get to the heart of this thing So both of you gentlemen Who won the title It's okay to say it Who won the title?

The LA Kings We're in the NBA We're in the NBA segment now I'm not saying to revenue I'm working up to something Who won the title The Mavericks last year Who did they beat The O.K.C. Thunder Okay, so now Let's rewind the clock Six months Back to December As we did our NBA preview In mid-December And I have three words Smartest Man alive I called it The only thing I don't think I called I don't think I called the number of games But I said it was going to be Miami Oklahoma City in the finals I had Miami because Si called it with Oklahoma City Si had Miami Oklahoma City I had Miami Spurs I had Miami in San Antonio It's all occurred to see the multiple injury to the Chicago Bulls You know what but Right now though a lot of people are saying Right now period The Chicago stretchers Because when Derek Rose is even going You can't beat Miami You can only hope to contain them You didn't know Derek Rose name What was his name? I couldn't be Audrey Tulip But again a great series A phenomenal series Every game but the last one I was I had no fingernails left As I was watching There was a big roll on Yahoo it would work And again Oklahoma City Thunder fans Do not put your heads down You are going to own this conference for another four seasons There is nobody in the western conference Because right now to me The Spurs that was it Owing the conference doesn't mean anything If you don't win then it's just a way But I understand they're going to have But they're going to have more opportunities Than anybody else in the western conference If they learn to play defense after game four, he said in game, he was in game one, when the heat go up by 14, it takes Oklahoma City until the fourth quarter to erase that debt.

In game four, Oklahoma City goes up by 14, Miami erases that in four and a half minutes. And that says the whole series right there. And you're absolutely right, Andrew, defense was the key to the whole thing.

I didn't understand why Oklahoma City didn't play big ball. They didn't play in the middle like they should have with because a lot of people, a lot of people were criticizing Miami's perimeter defense. And they were saying that was the Achilles heel, especially with Boschback.

And what they realized is you don't have to have a perimeter defense when you can't hit the side of a barn from three. It's true. I mean, Derek Fisher, what happened there?

There was wasn't a Lakers uniform. It was a Lakers uniform. In front of the show, David.

Yeah, I mean, Brian has good point. Oklahoma City just left the game nine minutes into the first quarter. I think, and what did I say going into this?

If Miami's going to win, they have to jump out big and they have to jump out quick and set the pace. And in game five, that's exactly what they did. Game five was about as perfect of a game as you can play.

LeBron with a triple double. And David asked me a question, and I'm going to pose this to you, gentlemen. Did Jordan ever in a championship winning game have a triple double?

No, I don't think he did. No, usually in the games, I mean, he'd have a high double double, but he'd never have a triple double because at that time, it was like, it was crunch time they had everyone involved. Yeah.

And he had a great cast around the head of point. And that's a LeBron. And that's a LeBron doesn't.

I mean, they've got a better team than they were last year. They have better pieces of shame. And in game four, LeBron was one rebound from a triple double.

So I, and I think if he'd have had that triple double and in game five, that might have been the only time ever that somebody's had multiple triple doubles in a championship series. But shame, baddie, Mike Miller just jumped up and scored 20 points in like that's how you knew that game was over. That's how you knew that game was over.

Miami never has a bench that comes out scoring, but when they did, that's how you know, yeah. Don says double, double, triple, double is this in an outburger? But, but I'll tell you another, another stat I heard the other day that I did not know.

Did you know that this is the first time in NBA history that a champion has come from behind in every series in the playoffs? It's never happened before. And I was like, I never, I never thought, yeah, I heard that at the other day on ESPN.

I was like, why didn't you even think about that? That's, that didn't realize that, that was what that was. I was like, all these years and nobody's ever done that.

I mean, but, and but my, my question on the other side of that cone is, coin is, is one, oh, really. No, that's not a series. I mean, you were down technically.

Yes, you were down, but it's not really a comeback. If you're only going to get one one game in Oklahoma City. So I guess technically, yeah, it could be a comeback.

But like, the one thing I, I, that still phases me is why the only thing Oklahoma City has to worry about in the future is get a point guard who will play point guard, not a two. He's trying to jack up 50 shots of game. That's what it is.

Oh, man, Westbrick gets so egotistical. He's, he's afraid the fact that he's getting overshadowed by Durant, whichever one knows he is. And so he won't pass the ball.

That he, they talked about it. He's like the one point guard who's made the, or took the most shot attempts in a playoffs game ever. Is anybody surprised that, uh, you over to renus didn't try to get to Oklahoma City before the playoffs started?

No, no, no, we already have a number zero. So go away, sir. But again, a great series.

A lot of people were, were saying that how mad as David's turn at this thing did not go seven star powered. I just tried. I said going into game six.

I don't, are going to go into game five. I don't want to go back to Oklahoma City. I just don't win this thing at home.

And, and for me, it's always weird when your team wins a champion champion on the road. There's just a weird feel to it. But I thought this was a great series.

A great, great playoffs in both baseball, I'm sorry, in both basketball and hockey. Stanley Cup finals. Congratulations to the L.A.

Kings. They won while we were gone. Very well earned.

Did you see the, the first guy that got the cup? No, no. He posted a picture on Twitter.

The cup is sitting in his yard and his two kids in Spider-Man costumes are drinking chocolate milk through straws out of the family. And they're made, and he puts up a video and they're blowing bubbles in the chocolate milk. I like that.

Maybe what that kid could go to school next day and go, did I mention I drank milk out of this family cup? You know, that kid can take that for the rest of his life. But I, but again, I think OKC, just like Brian says in the chat room, they're going to be dangerous for a long, long time.

That point guard played needs to get better though. But they will. But they will.

And that's the thing is, you know, Brian says Durant's only six years younger than his oldest son, which that's a, that's very scary, scary thought. But, you know, and much respect to Oklahoma City, handling it with style and grace. Oh, he says he's six or six years older.

OK. Much respect to their coach for that huddle speech. My only problem with that speech is you said that with three minutes to go with the game.

So we did well. But he was like, don't put your heads down. You're, when this thing's over, we're going to treat on my champions every one of you go over there and shake every one of their hands.

Miami handled it, handled winning very well. It was just, it was a great feeling night. And, you know, it's just by the way he hates the NBA.

Um, I'll second that. I'm very excited. I love the ambit.

LeBron gets that gorilla off his back. Because it, that was a 600 pound girl that was sitting on his back about this. But did you see the New York Times the next day?

Now we have Carmella to worry about it. Did you see the New York Times next day? Here's the headline in the New York Times the very next day.

No, yes, Friday. Yeah. One down seven to go.

I'm like, can you give the guy a day? Hey, no, he put that on himself. He said, Oh, we're not going to win one.

We're not going to win two days. Somebody asked him how many he wants to win. What basketball player doesn't want a championship every year?

He just said but everybody else thinks you start off arrogant. That's how you're going to go down all the way through. He's got a ring now though.

And he got the MVP. I'm going to be the guy playing the violin while the Titanic is sinking. All right.

That's, that's all I'm going to say. He's going to be done soon. But he's got his ring.

He has it. Congratulations. You know, but still doesn't make him better than Kobe or LeBron.

I need to get. Oh, no, I'm not comparing him to be either one of them. That's what the media does.

That's what the media does. That's how you get the average fan to watch. Yeah, I do want to get some championship gear and turn off the TV.

I do want to get some championship gear because I didn't get any in06. Hey, but this championship gear this year looks amazing though. Like why couldn't the Maverick stuff look that good last year?

I'm like, man, I'm just glad that Cuban finally gave in and gave them rings because he was talking about we're not doing rings. We're going to bracelets or belts or no, you give them a ring. Well, Tyson Chandler got the WWE championship belt.

But with the Mavericks logo, I thought that was pretty neat. That was pretty sweet. So we wrap up our NBA year.

We'll start talking again in September because I'm not talking NBA draft. I just Austin Rivers is all you need to know Austin Rivers. I just there's only one draft I worry about and it happened two months ago.

Go Phoenix sons. 10 Hill. 10 Hill fever.

Hey, get ready. Six more weeks. We've got six weeks of just baseball.

So there's that. Congratulations to my beloved heat. Congratulations to OKC for a well fought series looking forward to seeing you guys again.

I think this has also has the beginnings of a very if there's such a thing as a professional rivalry because I don't think these teams could hate each other because there's a lot of respect there. But I think this could be a fun rivalry to watch down the road. I do.

And we'll see what everybody else has to do to catch up because now the bar is in set. And you got K you got chaos in Boston. You've got uncertainty in Chicago.

L.A. doesn't know which way is up right now. The Mavericks don't even get me started.

The Spurs want to make sure nobody qualifies for social security. You know, but they're still good. And the Mavericks probably are.

Oh, I'm sorry. Wow. I got a lot of chat going on the chat room.

Brian, I want to cover that during baseball talk. Don I don't know if we have any NFL talk. But he said apparently during bounty gate, they said that there's proof there was a $35,000 bounty on Brett Favre.

In the NFC championship. Oh, yeah. No, I believe that 110%.

Let's do a little MMA talk. I love this version of this song now. As much as I enjoy Elton John, I love this version of this song.

But somebody said that kid rocks involved in this. I'm like, where? Because I don't hear it.

I don't know. Maybe he's just back in another room somewhere going. I wish I had a career moving on.

So Mike Tyson has this one man show that he's been pitching around, which apparently now will be on Broadway. And do you know who's bringing it to you? Nope.

To be directed and produced. Hey, Sam. Spike Lee.

Oh, oh, I was listening to somebody the other day that said, this thing will be over by the intermission. I just do I need a Mike Tyson one man show. No, I just I read this and I went.

Yeah, I just, will it be some title? Will there be an interpreter? I believe that I have seen in my life.

I need to hear with other people. No, Mike, we already know because it's been public record for 25 years. I did not use that moment.

I was going to say some of it. I said some of it probably statute of limitations isn't even up yet. Do people need to remember their ears while watching this?

I'm going to eat your children. I'll just never forget that when he lost that one fight. I got to broke back.

What? He sounds like Papa I have the time. Well, I'll be interested to see how this thing does.

Fedor M. O'Linco retires mainly because nobody will give him a job. So, Mazel top to him.

Ultimate fighter Brazil has been renewed for season two. They've aired the first two episodes on fuel TV. You can actually watch the entire series on UFC TV.

I've actually been watching them on fuel so I can watch them on a decent sized screen. Not bad. I'm enjoying it.

The first quarter final fight wasn't as good as I was hoping for, but it's quarter final final. But the fights that get in the house, these dudes were bad. That's what I was kind of disappointed with this episode.

But new episode tomorrow night. It's like my guitarist told me if you like reading subtitles, you'll be fine because it's in Brazil, so it's all in Portuguese. It's kind of crazy because whenever they come into the octagon for meetings and Dana's there, they've all got headphones on because it's like the UN or somebody's interpreting the headphones to them.

It's kind of weird. And then Ronda Rousey, I'm sorry. Something's going on the other try to studio and I don't know what it is.

Ronda Rousey, current women's champion and strike force doesn't interview last night during UFC on Fox saying you can't stop us, women will fight in the UFC. Let me answer that. Not while Dana White runs it.

Dana has been adamant about the fact that there will not be a women's division in UFC. I would like to see it because these women, I mean, we watched one you and I, Andrew, you and I last year, about a year ago this this month sometime, wasn't it? We went and saw strike force live at the American Airlines Center, sat in a suite fully catered.

I was so miserable. We ate way too much. I mean, it was like food on food on food, but we had a great time.

Really enjoyed it. HD is not the friend of Jimmy Lennon, Jimmy Lennon Jr. But there was a women's fight on that card.

I found it to be very entertaining. I like watching the women's fights when they're on television. I don't know what Dana's issue with it is.

I don't know. He wants to make this a man, man's world. And I'm gonna say is that Ronda Rousey?

That's a pretty girl. I know a lot. I tell you.

There's some women I've seen just. It's Chris Seiborck. He's a long.

That's a handsome woman right there. I go, I tell you. But I just, as long as Dana wants running the company, I don't see it happening.

I just don't. That's all we've got for fighting news. Not much going on.

There is a pay-per-view tonight. So, Vondelly Silva's fighting tonight. So that'll be, God be going on the air here in a bout an hour and 15 minutes or so somewhere in that neighborhood.

So if you are into such things, go to your local tavern or pay for the house. If you want to, just or just go to your local tavern and then send me the money you were going to pay for the house, I'm good. One of the places you can watch is at Fox and Hound in Richardson, Texas where we will be July the 15th for WWE Money in the Bank.

Great, great place. We have so much fun when we're there at Fox and Hound. We do have live pre-show for you at 6 o'clock central time to get you ready for the pay-per-view.

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You can't get good service there though. I thought I'd say about that. Sometimes you can.

It's, I think the problem we had this particular time was there was a lot of new people. None of the girls either were there I recognize and when you when you have two people in the room it's got like 70 people in it. You know, I'm a patient man so it doesn't bother me as much.

That's what your dad is regular. He said yeah there's a lot of people and the rich people were taking care of us in that room. It wasn't the same.

Two people are usual. Let us move on and do a little POI right now. I want to go ride a convertible with the Tuxedo.

POI stands for Person of Interest. It is a segment we do on this show where we take a person or an entity and we debate their greatness or lack thereof. Took me a while to come up with POI this week but I realized we are a month away.

We are one month away from the Summer Olympics from London, England. That was just in case Chad this is back on the archive tonight. That's awesome.

But I was thinking about that and I was like wow I love the Summer Olympics. I truly, truly do. But what I want to talk about is the Summer Olympics versus the Winter Olympics because until oh probably 16 years ago they were the same year.

They were both in leap year. Well then they started and they started doing it where the Winter Olympics were two years or two years in between. Not a big fan of the Winter Olympics personally.

I'm not doing this. I only like the Bob sled. See I like hockey.

It's all like a hockey and then the snowboarding and stuff that's pretty good. See the extreme sports just don't do much for me. Maybe that's Old Man Rob coming out.

It's a young man's game Rob. It's a young man's game. He's the man.

He should be on a state wall doing this looks like that. He's on a snowboard and he's doing the same tricks. He's doing the skateboard.

I'm very confused. It's not like the grandpa and the Rugrats DD. Oh see here's my other thing.

The one sport I really don't get in the Winter Olympics. Jousting. No that's the Summer Olympics.

Oh no, I'm thinking of the Javelin. Jousting is the holder of the thing. The Biathlon.

You do cross country skiing and then you shoot stuff. That's literally what the Biathlon on the Winter Olympics is. It's cross country skiing and you're cross country skiing and then you stop and then you shoot at targets.

That's what rich people do on the weekend. Hey come on. Wasn't that like an I.C.

Rutger Hauer movie called Surviving the Game? Isn't that what that was all about? I think a lot of the Winter Olympics sports they just like take stuff and they throw it together and go make that in the Winter Olympics because we've got to fill time.

Snow Angels. Who can make the best snow angel? If you're only if you're rolling downhill.

Then I'm in. And then you became like, I will say this, some of like the ski jumping. I can watch some of that because you're waiting for that agony of defeat moment that they used to show on Why World of Sports.

You need to have them coming from like perpendicular sides. I wait to see if they run into each other. Figure eight, figure eight, uh, uh, Jetskis or Snow Mobile Jousting.

I mean, yes, Brian says he likes curling. Curling's like, curling's the light rock of the Olympics. It's that it's oh no, curling to me.

It's it's like for local people. It's the it's the KVIL of the Winter Olympics. Because it's like you watch curling.

It's late at night and you're just like, oh, this is very relaxing. Curling is the stuff the grand pants you have at the bingo hole. Coming up next during curling.

The greatest hits of Kenny G right here in the early Olympics on NBC. Followed by Perry Colman. I just I really I prefer the summer Olympics.

It's a lot more events that are for you. He's a shuffleboard rock star. You're absolutely right.

But it's more to me. It's it's the more bright sports. Is it true that they're taking that they're taking baseball out of the summer Olympics?

They're keeping the softball but taking away baseball. I've never heard official really hear about that. I just know Brazil qualified for soccer.

So my people got to do it and get gold this year. The US did not qualify in soccer this year. Yeah, I know.

I laughed hysterically. Brian wants another Jamaican bobsled team. Cool runnings.

I mean, like snow and sleds and ice. Kofi Kingston. John.

Kofi. Kofi. Dude, if Kofi Kingston gets gets but see he has to be on the Ghana team though.

I remember he's not from Jamaica. He's from Ghana. I just want to see.

Via Boston. But I looked at him. He really was born in Ghana though.

So he can actually claim Ghana. But he grew up in Boston. You're saying.

And now he lives in LA. So now I'm really confused. Have you seen Bolt push the back?

That's that's cheating. That's cheating. Have you seen Bolt push the back?

He's the anchor of the bobsled team. They've said another speed record. The bobsled with 9,000 miles an hour.

They broke the sound barrier and crashed the entire course. All their eyebrows are missing. Thanks to you saying Bolt.

But I do. I will actually watch a lot of the Summer Olympics. I will too.

Me three. Sad turn angle won't be in there though. People don't know that that would happen.

You won't want that to happen. He's a goal medal. A lot of people are saying that the rumor right now Michael Phelps is going to be in 10 different medal possibility races this year.

And he'll have a bowl of frosted flakes at the end of all of them. And a bomb. And a bomb.

See nobody wants to remember that. Oh, I didn't. Maybe that's why he had the frosted flakes.

Three wheels on. And we're good. Sometimes sometimes the comedy writes itself.

I'm just saying. Oh, good time. So are we, am I, are we an agreeance here?

Is anybody prefer the Winter Olympics? Or do you guys even have a preference? I'd rather watch the Summer Olympics.

Yeah. That's the best time to be inside. Watching.

That's true. Yeah, but, you know, when it's, when it's supposedly cold in the winter, which we didn't have this year. And for a week and a half.

If that. I just, I know it's just more fun for me. Yeah, it is.

But again, like just like Don said, the one thing I like about the Winter Olympics is the hockey. Because it's a different style of hockey. It's that international style.

So a lot of people don't like it because there's less, there's less violence in it. And, and the lines are different sometimes. It's kind of like Olympic basketball where they have that trapezoid key instead of the.

It's real sportsmanship, you know. Yeah, I like it. You can't have he goes in the Olympic.

So there's P.O.I. Let us move on gentlemen. And now we're going to talk a little bit of Major League Baseball news.

Couple of things going on in Major League Baseball, in case you missed it the other day. Roger Clemens found not guilty of perjury. Yes.

He stashed all the needles under his car seat. I don't have any. And see a lot of people, a lot of people are saying, well, this, you know, they're getting this confused.

They're not, he was not found not guilty of the performance enhancing drugs. He was found not guilty of perjury himself. There's a lot of wood in there, like six pounds or something.

It was like six or seven pounds. Well, but here's the thing. There were so, so many of those testimonies that were so convoluted.

It was like, you might as well just cancel the whole trial. Because there were people whose testimonies were changing like daily. And I was very confused by this.

I think that child was longer than any Michael Jackson child. Honestly, I was like, man, things been going on. Well, they bring it up on sports.

They bring it up on Sports Center. And I go, this thing really is still going? Yeah.

That's not like a bit. Am I watching Sports Center from like six months ago? Or...

I felt like a bit. Well, it matters in 86. We're about to come and strike out 20 guys.

He was not on performance enhancing. Oh, no, that's any kind. That's all that matters.

He was on hair when there's something probably. That's legal, isn't it? It's not performance enhancing.

That's right. That's Michael Erwin about the... Yeah, Michael Erwin.

Oh, Michael Erwin. Oh, Michael Erwin. Oh, it's in the chunk of my closet.

One of my favorite jokes it was ever told about the Michael Erwin thing was, the guy said, now, do I believe that it's possible that Michael Erwin has a friend who smokes crack? And he's trying to help that friend out and that friend mistakenly, you know, the reason that the pipe was under Mike's seat is because it fell in there and nobody knew about it. I can roll with that.

What I refuse to believe is that a crack head left his pipe anyway. If there was a chocolate bar wrapper in there, we have some issues. So there's that.

Also, we have Philly's infielder, Freddie Galvis, suspended 50 games for a positive drug test, speaking of which. That's called a sequin. So that is, that's going to be his second offense, isn't it?

Isn't that the way it works to make him a baseball? The second offense is 100 games. Oh, so it's 50s is first, yeah.

Yeah. Yeah, yeah. We'll go with that.

I don't watch enough to know. That's good. They don't need him.

They need chase uply back. That's what Philly's name. Philly's need to win some games.

Yeah, they're going to have all those tasty cakes in the locker room. Tell me how to walk off Homer, but I just saw. So, yay.

I think he's going to walk off. Just makes it sound just very arrogant. You know how the wrappers drop the mic.

That's why I'm mixing them to do with the badges. Eddie Murphy coming to America. We points to the side and just goes that way.

Genius. Current major league baseball standings in the American league east. Shar was beloved Boston Red Sox still in last place, but they are two games of a 500.

They were five and a half games out, but they are beating the snot out of my beloved braves right now. Toronto is a half game ahead of them. Tampa Bay, three and a half games ahead of them.

I'm sorry, they're a game and a half there. They're three and a half out of first place. The Orioles are a game and a half back of the Yankees right now.

In the Central Division, the Minnesota twins are in last place, but they're only nine games out. How bad is this division when you're nine games out of first place and you are 14 games below 500? It's terrible.

Proof. There are three and a half games worse than the Kansas City Royals, who are seven games below 500. Uh, wow.

The Minnesota has a run differential of minus 85. Holy. So let me just say that before we get to the AL West, because that's going to show you a stark contrast.

The Detroit Tigers middle of the pack, they're three and a half games out. Uh, the White Sox are a game behind the Cleveland Indians, who are four games above 500, but they still have a run differential of minus 29. In the AL West, the Seattle Mariners, 12 games below 500 are 14 games out of first place.

Oakland is nine and a half back. The Angels four and a half back. The Rangers still in first place with a run differential of plus 97.

Thank you. Not an interleague play to that. And you know what?

I'm going to say something about the Rangers right now. You guys know, I don't have a whole lot of love for the Rangers right now. All right.

I never really have. I'm a Braves guy. I'm a Marlin's guy.

Always have been Yankees, Marlins, but here's my thing. I will give the Texas Rangers credit because they're playing like a team that wants to win something. They just need starting pitching.

I don't watch. I don't watch the Rangers and go, this is a team that just kind of happens to be in first place. Like they act like they want to be in first place.

They are playing like a team that has something to play for. Well, last year they were in first place for a majority of the season, weren't they? I mean, they just kind of ran wreck shop because we were all waiting for after the All-Star break because this story, that's where they fell apart.

They want this year. I mean, they have Mike Adams and Joe Nathan, which is locked down. National League West, the Padres, who are almost 20 games below 500 with a win percentage of three if the two.

There are 17 games out of first place, but they are only two and a half games behind the Colorado Rockies, who have JP Boyer and that's about it. The Arizona Diamondbacks are six and a half games back. The Giants are three games behind the Dodgers.

The Dodgers are 42 and 29. The Dodgers, and that's after losing four straight. In the NL Central, the Cubs, the Sorry Cubs.

24 and 46 are 15 games out of first place. The Houston Astros, 10 and a half games out. The Brewers middle of the pack with six games out.

They are three games behind the Cardinals. The Cardinals are two games behind the Pittsburgh Pirates. The Pirates are one game behind the Reds right now.

The Pirates are on a three game win streak. And in the only division that matters, the NL East are beloved Miami Marlins. After winning more wins in the month of May, than they've ever had in one month of the entire history of the franchise, have done nothing but melt down in June.

They've lost six in a row. Five games below 500 or eight and a half games out of the first place. The Phillies now have moved above them by a half a game.

My beloved Braves are middle of the pack. Three games out. The Mets are a half game better than them.

The Washington Nautnals, with a 588 winning percentage are 40 and 28. Is a Strasbourg healthy this year? Yeah, yeah.

See, here's the thing with Strasbourg though. They have put a, what was it, 160 inning cap on him? Yeah, I think so.

And we're almost halfway there. And he's lighting the world on fire right now. Yeah.

So the debate has come up in our nation's capital. Do you pace the guy? Do you up the inning limit?

Because he's playing so well. Because if you pace him too slow, he might lose some of the momentum. Daniels could get weird in September in D.C.

if they're in the hunt. And that keeps playing a lot more. I said, it's a joke in the ending and let him play it out.

Let him play it out, but drop it in in each game. So he doesn't get hurt because he got hurt pretty bad. And is it either one that told a reporter that that's a clown question, bro?

He's trying to copyright that phrase. Because apparently the Senate majority leader actually used it in a press conference. Awesome.

But what funnier moment that or the mayor of Boston not knowing who was on the Celtics. Saying how how how how KJ played a great series in Kevin Johnson. Yes.

And then he how did he refer to Ray Phillips? No, there was and he screwed up Ray Sean Rondo's name too. Like he's on mustard at the point is great.

And in the point off, he's fat free. And Michael Phelps is biggest fan. Let us move on to a little bit of music talk.

Jay Z has a birthday recently. And Beyonce gets him a very expensive gift. Andrew.

So. So Beyonce, I mean, they got a little catch. So be honest, Beyonce carrying a little bit of money.

Jay Z carrying a little bit of money. I can only imagine what that prenup looks like. She buys him a 15 passenger 39 million dollar plane for his birthday.

Yeah. We now have the answer to the question. What do you buy the kind that's everything?

A plane. And a really crappy basketball. And apparently it has like four bedrooms in it.

Bedrooms in a pool. I give up. I give up.

It's best Western in the year. But you know, best Western up. Best Western up against game.

I say it a best Western down in college station. That was amazing. NASCAR weekend up at TMS.

I stayed at the best Western in Rono right off 111, 141, 121 or something. Okay. Yeah, but yeah, it's really nice there.

A 15 passenger 39 million dollar plane. That's what Andrew buys on the weekend. Right, I just got your text messages on my phone in the other room.

I apologize. Let me turn it off. It's good.

Good. I'm sorry. I got a five point step out.

They're all modeling 164 scale. And you know that kids going to have that kids going to have a reality show before she can talk the kids are going to have the half the city of New York. They kind of parodied that a little bit on the 30 rock this year.

Brandy announced that she'll be releasing a new album on August 28th called two 11. So there's that. It's all that money she's doing from the game, which is a great show by the way.

Okay, so let's let's put this thing on the right perspective. We talked about Dale Earnhardt Jr. winning his first NASCAR race in almost four years.

The heat win the championship, which we've already said maybe we have a 2012 Mayan situation going on. This next story does not help. Get ready girls.

Get ready ladies. It's over. Open the window.

I don't want to break it when I jump out of it. Apparently we have a collaboration coming up later this year on the sophomore album of one direction as they will be working with the Bieber. And Ricardo Rodriguez will have that check.

I just read this and he was like, yeah, they're just like really cool down the earth and we go like to my house and we chill and we just chill by the pool and talk. You know, I'm like, I bet they played 22. You are nine and you are a homeowner.

This is where I have a problem. So I figured by the time that single, the first time a radio station plays that single, the world will just split in half and it's just going to be over. Which that could be bad enough.

And then I'm reading the source resurrect. Are you dyno bots? Not this time pal.

Chris Bosch will lead all the time. And Vince Carter was like, no, it was a Raptor's jersey. It's okay.

So then I read this today. Billboard has listed their top 10 sexiest songs of all time. I didn't download the ones I don't have just because I just didn't.

I'm going to run the top 10 for you. We're actually going to have two lists tonight. Yes.

Number 10 Rod Stewart's, do you think I'm sexy? Hey, that's the song right there. I love that song.

Yeah, but I don't consider that a really sexy song. That's a song you dress up and then go out to the club and hope someone doesn't. No, that's a song you listen to.

Oh, really. Number nine is this one right here. And you know, this song is, but the problem is I can't, I can't hear this.

It was a big daddy. When Adam Sandler was singing this into the, into the, the, when at the next thing, it was that he was singing this into the intercom system. Yeah, I think it was the, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

But you know what, this is kind of a sexy song. Like you see, no, I'm over, you know, I'm just sitting right here and you know how much I love you baby. Or it sounds like a spy and a white man with some candy or something.

Exactly. Take your face. No, but in the 70s, this was acceptable.

I mean, this is 1978 checking in. Yeah, I like that. Yeah.

Like, exiles kiss you all over. Number nine. Number eight Madonna's like a virgin.

That is a total lie. That is so awkward turtle. I can't even tell you.

As Andrew gives you the awkward turtle signal. And then, um, number seven, the captain and Taneel do that to me one more time. I would never think, I would never think.

Uh, well, he always I wore that captain boat captain's hat like, like, Heffner wears now. But I would never put the name Darryl Dragon and sexy song in the same sentence. That was the captain's real name Darryl Dragon.

That sounds like a redneck black belt. Yes. Look out, suckers.

It's Darryl Dragon. Oh, job turkey suck up. Okay.

Number six. Let's just get one up. I'll see you this like one.

And we're done here. Oh, number six. Donna Summer hot stuff.

When I get a new phone, this will be my ringtone. I can't do it. Never tell you what I Chad had a, uh, uh, a family guy ringtone for me when I called him.

And he was like, he was working for Tormex at time. And he was like somewhere like a very important office building. And he forgot to put his phone on on vibrate.

And I called him and almost in his pocket. Because I hate you when you're timing. Number five.

This is what I'm not going to debate. Number five. Come on.

Way to win a woman. Play this song and get a jar new teller. And then some other kind of strawberries.

That's the new thing for women. I'm serious. I am so out of touch.

It's not even spotting out. How many times have you done this? I lost count after my hands and feet.

Oh my god. The wheels are now not even in this state. They're in Louisiana.

They're in a completely different state. I can't recover from that. Oh my god.

Number four. A very odd choice. Cool.

Next too close. Moving on. Sounds like number three.

I number three. I'll give you this one. My problem with voice demands.

I'm in love to you. Is this is the song that ruined it for everything. Because this is the song where at the end of it, one eight has the big run.

And so from this point forward, everybody had to do that. That's like it was like beyond saying all that. I'm like, guys, come on.

Just sing the song. Brian brings up the bar case too hot to stop, which is the opening song for Superman. Yeah, I like the bar case.

They were just here recently. Too hot to trot by the Commodore's man. That's the song, right?

Number two. Another Rod Stewart song. Tonight's the night.

Probably better than do you think I'm sexy. But so. But then billboard says this is the, this next song is the sexiest song of all of all time of all of in the history of ever.

This next song is what billboard says is the sexiest song ever. The Richard Simmons video on VHS. Oh, they actually did this on pop-up video.

I'm going really? Here's a question. Where they're going off the song, the names of the titles of the songs?

Is that what they're going on? It's just this is the sexiest song of all time. Of course, Olivia Newton, John Physical.

The other thing I can tell you is that this, this actually has a place in music history. They actually filmed a video for every song on this album. It was the first time I've ever done it.

But I'm just like, I just... Play this song with a lady that you're trying to get comfortable with and she will laugh you out of the planet. I'm so glad I'm the 10 mil sleep dude.

I gotta work off that Nutella. Hahaha! At this point Nutella needs to be a sponsor of the show.

Hey, just... This is NUTELA, right? Probably.

It's going in the title. That's what I'm saying. I Just don't know if this is the sexiest song of its own Week which lets of oh I would turn the radio off One flamethrower please oh And you know and this next time I'm not a huge fan of but you got to even credit Where credit to do will I am is donating his entire paycheck from the voice that he's doing in Europe To the princess truss charity 500,000 euros To help underprivileged homeless kids in in Europe.

So you know, I mean if you don't like the guy man Respect that Although I heard Jay Morrison interesting. I've been listening to a lot of his podcast called more stories great podcast And he was telling a story to the day. He's like I went to he goes I went to see a YouTube show And you know they just know they made 800 million dollars off that tour They'd have made a billion if they did just put a curtain behind them It's like they didn't need the big crab thing because when he comes out, he's like Uh, we just want you to know that you know all of the money that all the hard work that you've been doing has helped this woman That we've just released from about Burmese prison and then they like had her on Skype And he goes and I'm thinking to myself This is all well and good But you made 800 million dollars on this tour.

How many homeless people did your motorcade pass on your way to Madison square garden tonight It's probably the guy who watched the windshield Let's do music new releases a brand new album from this band comes out Tuesday Oh John popper and the boys from blues traveler Reduce a brand new album called Susie cracks the whip They always have the weirdest But they had an album that was called bestardos Okay Well green day had an album called dookie that's their very first one But they're releasing three albums within the next 12 months called Uno Dose and Trey So shoot me Yeah, if I see that fiesta American idol along Casey Abrams releases his debut self titled album. He was the kid that had the real scruffy beard Uh last season That like kiss Jennifer Lopez on the cheek and a little song nice kid Far as I know Ever clear releases a brand new album this week Called invisible stars Aren't most of them that way And then Lincoln Park releases another new album called living things I remember a day when we knew there was a new Lincoln Park album coming out I read this and went this is the first I've heard of it Fill away off the map a little feet If you're a fan of those kind of bands Little feet. Yeah, they're like a Country folk kind of a band.

They release rooster rack. Did I play it a washboard? It's possible.

There could be it. There could be a jug and vault. I'm not gonna The washboard and the The little plastic thing you get in the kids meal Uh maroon five releases their brand new album overexposed, which apparently they are I've heard that paid apparently that payphone song is getting killed by radio But that's a radio does that's what we'll see the radio has the same six songs for like six months That's why you should only listen to stuff like us on you stream because we're not gonna beat you down with the same stuff all the time Our Kelly releases his brand new album write me back apparently about prison correspondents Uh, the overexposed would have been better for The flaming lips release their brand new album the flaming lips and heady flings Apparently Bob or Wawa is titled their albums now and the offspring The show back up apparently.

Yeah, they're apparently so around nice. Where did they come from? Days gone by which is apparently what's been happening to them They release this coming week you are listening to the clubhouse.

We are alive each and every saturday night and believe me I yep Brian says striper finishing a prediction on their new album their last album uh murder by pride was okay, but reborn was a great album um We are live every saturday night eight o'clock on the east coast five o'clock on the west coast If you miss any portion of the show it does go on our archive within mere moments of us going off the air Uh, again, my name is Rob. I am joined in studio tonight by friend of the show's Steven Zimmerman and also friend of the show mr. Andrew Beckham Who is the king of bowling and has the twitter handle the proof?

I am the king of bowling Oh, you're like you're like you're like Barney often of the Simpsons and everything else You need to get like a clear bowling ball that has a crown in it Who says I don't have it already? Oh, it's all points are Great idea though. I don't I don't patent that I want to get that right now.

What's it Kevin Smith says now is file it There's something makes a really bad pun. They're like file that We're gonna do a little bit of on campus talk um normally we don't do that much on campus talk But man, there's a couple of stories that we need to talk about this week Coming down last evening. I mean it was late.

It was probably eight thirty central time last night Yeah, Herbert from family guy got arrested. Yeah Jerry send dusky if you remember this name from the pen state debacle He has been found guilty on 45 of 48 counts Thank god of inappropriate behavior with young people So I saw somebody on twitter last night said you know what What a lot of people don't understand is This is just the legal trials. This is far from over There's gonna be all the civil suits coming oh, yeah, and they said uh I Want to put my phone on about it Um, I forgot to put my phone on fire, but Yeah, thank you, but apparently They're saying that Penn State is going to be shilling out millions and millions of dollars over the next few years from these civil suits.

Oh I have not heard Brian says it's a 400 plus year sentence coming down. I have not heard any official sentencing yet, but yeah This is church for this guy and it's over. I hope they put him in general population because that's a lot of taxpayers money if they put him well Not only that, but I don't tell you why they won't because people that are convicted of Things like he's being convicted of Are at very high risk if you put them in gen pop of things like death, so they'll probably they'll probably but Because then you're gonna but what you're gonna start dealing with what you're gonna start dealing with are humans rights and things like that And so they're probably going to segregate him completely Technically don't you for go your rights once you know, I you're not hearing me debate you I'm just saying you know and Brian my buddy Brian who's in he is a policeman Oh, okay, and close to our hometown and he says that he will be put in his isolation for his entire sentence because he will be murdered if they don't and he's absolutely right um But 45 or 48 counts and I'll say what was crazy to me was I was as I was following this on twitter last night Uh, I think it was Bonnie Bernstein actually put up they are not letting anyone post or tweet anything until all 48 counts are Are read oh wow So nobody could send nobody could put anything outside of the courtroom until they did the verdict on every count all 48 of them Because if you've ever been in a trial if there's multiple counts you have to have separate verdicts for every count So Like it's just like they said this this thing is far from over Um, I think there's a lot of people that are uh The emotional scars will never heal, but I think this is a this is a this is a step Yeah, you know, and I hope that Some families can get closure Because this is a horrible thing to have gone through and You know Whatever you if you pray or whatever you do to whatever your higher power is just you know constantly keep these people's in your thoughts because it's a horrific thing for for families to deal with Um, and and brining some other great point of This unfortunately will be Joe Paz legacy Oh, no, I know because we live in a what have you done for me lately world and there's a lot of people that Especially I mean, you got to think about you and I are of an age Andrew, I mean to see when you're significantly younger than us, but we are of an age of we remember Joe Paul when he was joe pa you're now dealing with a lot of people coming into the like coming into the into the adult world Who don't who weren't alive and don't remember right joe pa when he was joe pa and this is It's a sad thing, but I just hope this is one step towards closure for at least some of these families I don't know if it I don't know if you'll ever have true closure for everyone because it's not possible and that's the important thing out of all this to right We are going to move on.

Did you want to did you want to go backwards on what you just sent me do you want to talk about that? Oh, I just want to I don't know if that was worth mentioning or not if you want to we can I mean this isn't I I've executive produced a show, but I'm not somebody who won't backtrack if we need to Of talent relations go ahead sir. Oh, yeah, um, I'm like I take my tasty beverage Exactly going back to music news.

I know I know the stadium with the radio head concerted. I know it collapsed So they canceled their tour because pretty much everything backstage was And then two people died, wasn't it? I think so yeah, that's the second time this year because if you remember earlier this year Sugarland had that problem at a festival they played that So Tom York and the boys from radio head.

Yeah, I've canceled their whole tour. Yeah, that's just what I heard on the radio That's what the ticket told me Told you specifically exactly thank you Corby and Mike And you need to say this okay I just had a big time to everybody by giving my executive producer title Uh, but catching back up apparently the BCS is Really seriously looking at a 14 playoff to take place in 2014 I read a tweet the other day that said somebody I think was Roy Wood Jr. Great comedian said uh, there already is A semi-final.

It's called the SEC champion But that but they haven't said how they're going to do it. They haven't said I mean I'm excited. I'll 14 playoff.

It's gonna. It's still gonna be a mess. It is Because there's always a little bit better.

Well, you're gonna have You're gonna have conferences that are gonna be wanting an automatic bid and and that's not the way you can't do that with a 14 playoff Um, and who's to say that there's gonna be four teams worthy of being in the playoff and and you know Jerry's gonna shell out all kinds of money for that. Oh, yeah, he has to And it yeah, if nothing else to hold the very first one. Yeah It's because he can have that on his resume, but it's not supposed to happen till 2014 Again, according to the minds.

We're gonna be gone in six months anyway. Yeah, but It was nice knowing y'all the end of the world Movie seeking a companion for the other world. It's terrible So I mean, we're we're looking at or I would like to see a real playoff system I like see a 16 and play it And corn hensers the other day play it on New Year's Day.

Stop waiting until the ninth or 10th of January Yeah, and when the NFL playoffs are about to kick off and no one's paying attention I still say if you're gonna do it that way wait until and do do it the night before the Super Bowl Yeah, that's great to divorce rate this country would double that week. Yeah, but Because I've always said I actually two years ago. I actually had a plan for a 2018 playoff system Oh god, no because you have that you have so many bowls now you wouldn't lose any bowl games Yeah, you just so your lower tier bowls like your emerald nuts bowl or your popichans dot com bowl Those would be your first round bowls But you still get the revenue and if you're somebody like the emerald city bowl You could get a Texas or a Florida or an Oklahoma in your bowl, which then brings you more revenue So we're trying to do it like college basketball now So kind of sort of yeah, I mean you could reach I mean, I kind of like the idea of regionalizing it and then bringing it down to like a final four I'm kind of cool with that and do it just like just like basketball where when your conference get a bid Once you get all the conferences in then you use your BCS system to fill in the holes.

Yeah You know And you have a solid you would have a solid month of college football That would be that would be absolute must see TV all the time. Yeah Rating show you're not yeah, be awesome Because I'm a genius you are listening to the clubhouse. We are live each and every say careful Every Saturday night eight o'clock of the east coast five o'clock of the west coast like RT our page on Facebook look up the clubhouse Podcast follow this show on Twitter at clubhouse show follow me on Twitter at yes, that rob urban ERV And follow me Steven Zimmerman on Twitter at SPZ 34 show the parker on Pinterest and Andrew Beckerman King of Bullying and follow chat chat and PG say that is really his Twitter handle I and I don't know how like he must have been like Twitter user like five to be able to get that as a Twitter hand Clank didn't first these what But he got dawns odd because we do have the live chat room every time if you're live on the air If you're not be a registered user on you string join our crowd don's right.

I'm not a genius I am the smartest man alive, which there is a difference What would that be? You don't know I don't know. I don't work for a MacArthur Oh Dude my stomach hurts from laughing so I want you both to know that The laughter tonight has been absolutely killing me.

Let's move on because we are your one-stop shop for all things sports and Don't tell me my microphone is not haunted Let's talk box office numbers as we always tell you since we moved the show to Saturday about six months ago Almost seven months ago. I feel like traveling through space right now last weekend's numbers are old So we're going to give you last night's numbers So let me get us to where we need to be on that Dropping out of the top 10 this week The best exotic merry gold hotel and moonrise kingdom So your top 10 this week number 10 we just talked about it seeking a friend for the end of the world Opening yesterday with one point two million dollars So your your number 10 movie in the country this week is in seven digits, which we haven't seen in a few weeks Number nine Making one point seven five million dollars on friday for a 29-day total of 159 and a half million dollars for men in black three Wow, not good because I believe the budget was over 200 Flake flake Like I said, I didn't really I really didn't enjoy number eight falling Oh, it's almost out of the top 10 But still made 2.1 million dollars on friday for a 50-day total of 593.3 million dollars for the Avengers Wow, and that's just in the US, right? Yeah, wow.

It's probably I'm just gonna tell me with the with the actual total numbers are overseas um If you're If you're dc Why would you even Why would you even toy with justice league at this point Yeah, talking to the back of time steve Four and total 833.1 million dollars as of last sunday so we don't even know right now up to today So you're looking at almost 1.5 billion dollars for this movie It's a lot of them right now $1,000,000 and again um Robert out of junior good to make about 50 million dollars off this movie. That's Congratulations, it was like irrelevant like a couple years ago, and now he's like superman But I just don't I just don't think that if you're dc leave all your properties on tv except for dark man rises right now Because no, but none of your major stars like bail doesn't want to do Justice league And you can't do a whole different group of actors. It just doesn't make any sense That was the genius of the way Avengers happened That was the genius of it.

Isn't this the last bad man movie for like the next 20 years? Isn't that what well? It's the last one no one's doing.

Yeah, no one. I mean nobody said they're not gonna pick up the the deal Uh, hey, they need to have one more in the next three or four years Starring Adam West. Okay, I'm just saying the retirement home of Batman The dark night just let him be not a big commissioner Gordon.

Oh I just but I will say this from a TV standpoint DC is doing very well. I mean look how well smallville did young justice is amazing But although Avengers Earth's mightiest heroes is a decent show. I really do enjoy it But I love young justice absolutely and that green lantern animated series.

I thought was really good But Cartoon Network both of them bring in the doctor doom series. Oh, yeah number seven Making 2.4 million four or five million dollars last night for an eight-day total of 22.7 million dollars for the Adam Sandler Andy Sandberg debacle Known as that's my boy Andy Sandberg alone is a debacle. He's gone from SNL.

So he's probably rethinking that decision right now I'm just saying he tries to tie his shoes with his teeth probably terrible I just I don't know where he's at at all somebody's got to tell Adam Sandler To stop making it's not it's not making that movie He's he's the same character in every movie. Yeah, I like Adam Sandler But he's the same character who's like 12 years old and all of his And now he's not only doing the candy land movie oh But he's also doing risk And there's another Board game property that he's laid claim to as well Marvin's gardens No, I can't remember what it is of Marvin Grange's in Monopoly Number six making 2.5 million dollars on Friday for a 22-day total of 131.5 million dollars for snow white and the Huntsman The sequel has been greenlit Oh good Number five making 2.5 one five million dollars for an 8-day total of 23.3 million dollars for a rock of ages I am hearing very differing opinions on this film. I will not see I'll check it out when it comes on On cable on cable.

Well rock of ages. Yeah But did you see because you know they're doing that rock of ages two or with poison and death leopard? Yeah, do you see who's opening that thing?

I'm gonna I'm gonna cue this up just I want to I want to give a musical cue on this hold on Kissed no, they're actually touring um with Motley crew I hope Motley crew's old black Sabbath opening for poison and death leopard on the rock of ages tour You Leeda Ford That's right and bride to say they did film rock of ages in Fort Lauderdale right now in my hometown So I'm kind of like Lord of people actually kind of one like there's the curiosity factor with Leeda Ford Because the last time I saw her Kind of aging okay Make it up with those miracles though and she does have a new album out too bride says I can't forget to tell my wife because my wife's a Leeda Ford fan. She How upset are you that Catherine Zeta Jones in your hometown and you weren't there The restraining orders still in effect. So I'm okay.

Okay And number four making two point nine million dollars for a 15 day total of 101 million dollars for Prometheus Johnson he very much enjoyed Number three making six point one million dollars last night for a 15 day total of 143.5 million dollars for mattic gas car three you hear that man in black three mattic gas cars catching you That's bad. That's one of the most annoying commercials with the zebra or something. Yeah Number two opening last night with six point three million dollars for Abraham Lincoln vampire hunter I want to see this.

Why it looks terrible. It looks cool It looks pretty good. I thought it was a joke when I saw it on g4 months ago.

No, it's a real book. I know it's a real book I think I the road pride and precious in zombies. Yeah, people are gonna think this is like actual history and people are gonna Get on there.

It's like they are. Yeah, the whole zombie thing. That's how kids are now vampires and zombies are all real.

Well, they're watching the history channel It's not but listen to this number one at the box office last night opening with a opening day 24.518 million dollars For the latest Pixar project brave Wow That's why my eyes got as big as basketball so I was reading it. You guys like what it's 24 and a half million It's Pixar Pixar puts magic and it's got to be one bad Pixar movie This is the one I'm questioning. It's got the girl from a boardwalk empire plays the main character.

Yeah But but Pixar makes magic and everyone's like okay, let's go see it Instantly they just see Pixar and they go see it It's all this yeah, and I have just all their movies are good So apparently we are still working on man of steel the new Superman film that comes out next year on Zimmer On Zimmer will be scoring it. This is the same guy that scored the the Batman films and of course will be scoring the darkening rises They're showing the Dale Earnhardt Jr. Batman or Dark Knight rises car from last week So there's that there is going to be This next piece I was kind of like really We are going because again Because We have run out of ideas in Hollywood A film has been green lid that makes me cry Raging Bull 2 Why has been green lit and it will not have deniro in it.

It will be a prequel slash sequel With William Forsyte William home Really yeah, why I decide How do you I would say see really like And they're rebooting dirty dancing again, Brian says Oh Because that works so well with Havana nights. I'd rather go see the vampire hunter I want to see that Jim Carrey has dropped out of dumb and dumber 2 good smart decision. Yeah, smart decision right there leave it at the original nothing else Yeah, I thought the original was passable And had moments for me, but it wasn't great.

Yeah, I'm with you. There's it's oh it's pretty good But it's not a classic for me. I guess I was just at the right age and dumb enough to really like that movie I was too young and still dumb enough.

I still want to sort by though with canes And a powder. Oh, well, there's these guys at my high school problem with just up in the orange tuxedos With the all orange everything with the cane and really that's pretty awesome Yeah, I want to hit them with like the food that the buffalo you're a little bit sesame street in the background Fox is actually green lit and developing a sesame street film Which I was kind of like Disney okay with that Six, but there are some That's right. Don did say Henry Hill the guy that with that Ray Liotta played in good felt was passed away a couple of weeks ago forgot about that Um, I could see a sister shooting.

I went to a month. It's I'm not ashamed of it. What's the dancey type music in the bathroom?

It's from 1993. It's called Sesame Street because that's how I get there Yeah, for those of you that are waiting for the born legacy That has been pushed back a week to August the 10th It's it's we'll see the way that they're that they're pitching it is There was never just one Jason born Jason born was like the the program that he was part of there was more than one Jason born I've seen the trailer this thing looks pretty awesome. Isn't that like agent Barton replaced his guy?

Uh, it's Jeremy renters playing the new born mr. Bean will be playing the next Dude, I'm telling you this thing looks awesome Because what they decide to do is they decide to go off and basically eliminate all of the Jason borns Oh, that's gonna be awesome. Maybe so I'm I'm in on it Yeah But it's been pushed back because what they're worried about is they're worried about Um, because that's only August 3rd is only two weeks after dark night rises releases Yeah, and so they want to give it an extra week For for dark night rises to draw.

I'm with you wait until wait like two or three more weeks Give dark night rises a month to breathe Yeah, unless they're starting to get concerned because Avengers has set the bars so high I don't think it's gonna be that good. I saw I saw a trailer for it, and it just looked like People fighting and any and it would just look at your local AMC theater They are doing a deal on the 19th of July where they will show Batman begins and the dark night leading up to the Midnight release of dark night rises I think it's only like 25 bucks or something. It's not very expensive.

Yeah. I know what the cinema can rock while they're doing like a watch Batman begins and that I know that was the AMC is doing it for the for the midnight release. It'll be an iMacs.

Oh, we'll all awesome show Take off we're going. I don't know if I can take another day Yeah Also Charlie Sheen has joined the machete sequel. Oh, yeah, he will be playing the president who's very corrupt Not a stretch for him I'm sure there will be drugs involved.

Oh, there have to be. I don't think you do it otherwise So there's that Movie new releases in your local movie house this coming Friday We have the latest offering From the greatness that is Seth MacFarland Called Ted Starring Mielecunis Mark Wahlberg and Joel McHale is in this. Oh Basically Mark Wahlberg with his character was a child.

He has a wish that his magic teddy bear would come to life The kid that the teddy bear does problem is he's now a 30 something guy and so is the bear Have you have you seen like the trailer for this? Looks genius It's it's it's the voice of Peter Griffin in a bear. I mean, what else do you need to know?

Yeah, I mean granted Don't bring the kids. Oh, yeah I've the red band trailer. I've heard his ridiculous.

Oh, I'll send you the link. Please. Yeah, it is greatness And it's got the cuteness.

Yeah, that's the reason you go see it And I just I can't I can't I'm gonna say this. This just looks great That he won for uh at the spike guys choice awards he won Best fight scene for him in the bear when he says I wish I wish I wish I'd gotten a teddy ruck spin The bear says beats the crap out of him hilarious It looks funny again. Don't bring the kids because this thing is not gonna be safe for the kids Also opening this week um Hide your kids hide your wives Because if you have a lady friend all she is talking about is magic mic Channing Tatum As well as all right, all right, all right.

He's gonna be all right. All right. All right.

All right Mm-hmm. You're gonna learn today. I just You don't like it?

It's not that I like McConaughey. I'm just and number one. I'm sick of hearing about this movie.

I'm sick of hearing about it And It's just it's one of those Yeah, you know, it's an argument. I don't even want to start kind of like that's how just oh I'm at you be kind of hey. I'm a terrible move I thought he does the best McConaughey's Matt Damon if Matt Damon's ever on Letterman DVR it because Letterman will make him do it And it's always like I think it should take shirt off with the better.

It's always about taking his shirt off But and you know and then Brian asks about Channing Tatum. I don't mind Channing Tatum so much Just this thing I just If this had been the other way around It first of all would have been called showgirls But if we were on Facebook Talking about this movie the backlash would be incredible Like I actually saw something that put on Facebook the other day that her one wish was that this movie was going to be an i max 3d Does that explain some music on the background? Yeah, exactly.

I do know what I'm doing with a music band from now And I just I'm sick and I I'm gonna make a prediction right now This movie releases next Friday, right? June the 29th It will be at the dollar theater by July 15 Yeah And I'm saying that I'm honestly saying that because there's no reason For this movie to not be at the dollar theater Because it's just there's just no reason for this Because people will go see it. They say they'll set it They'll say they've seen it and then just like right 30 million opening weekend and then it'll be gone Because it'll be it'll be it'll have been it been there done that kind of a thing You know Also releasing a movie called people like us There's been some trailers out there Disstars Oh, I just lost my picture.

Oh, there we go Chris Pine Elizabeth Banks hot Michelle Fyfer still still looks great Olivia Wilde Which is the she is the reason that Jason Sue Davis is a pimp And Mark Duplos who is from the league This is a dramedy about family inspired by true events Sores Chris Pine is Sammy 20 something fast-talking salesman whose latest deal collapses on the day he learned that his father suddenly died Against his wishes Sam is called home where he must put his father to state in order and reconnect with his estranged family And the course of fulfilling his father's last wishes Sam uncovers a startling secret that turns his entire world upside down He has a 30-year-old sister whom he never knew about played by Elizabeth Banks So you know if you're if your lady friend Is exercising the movie prenup and she doesn't want to see a magic mic. You're probably gonna see this I'm just letting you know Do a lot of good-looking women so stare at Michelle Fyfer animals a bit. Thanks.

It's a good day In a little while. Yeah, that's a trifecta ain't it? Try it And then you've got Medea's witness protection Um Go Tyler Perry make more money Somehow he's got Eugene Levy and Denise Richards involved and I don't know how this happened He's Tyler Perry.

Yeah, he's over approved. You're approved make a billion dollars. Yeah Just say I'm not saying I'm just saying DVD and blu-ray new releases this week 21 jump street which I've actually heard good things about This might be worth a rent home.

It was funny Definitely leave your kids at home Yeah, another Channing Tatum vehicle Uh, rather the Titans releases this week Hey, I might that's another one I might wait for on uh On HBO you should that's odd at the theater. Did you really? Yeah The best picture of this year the artist if you're in a silent flex There's that I can't believe this is already coming out on DVD and blu-ray this Tuesday the Julia Roberts snow white vehicle mirror mirror Already coming out Really I like The Eddie Murphy failed bit No Known as a thousand words if you don't remember when he was about to die if he said no it wasn't it was he gets his curse of this tree and every word He speaks that we falls off this tree and we reaches a thousand words then he dies.

That's just something like that Dead or yeah, there's that Yeah, it's just like his career and WWE apparently who has to release a DVD every week Releases false count anywhere, which is the best of the street fight type matches. Yeah, hey I am ready for WWE release it coming out soon on blu-ray and DVD. No holds bar.

We're gonna talk about that in rest of the time We are gonna talk about that in wrestling talk We're gonna do a little something right now that we don't do very often on this show We're gonna break it down a little bit. We're gonna bring it down No, we're gonna talk about golf Of us open last weekend The 15th major in a row One by 15 different people There has been no dominance major dominance in golf at 15 that's over five years I like it. I think it's good for the sport, but I know I think it's better for when you have that tiger woods or that jack Nicholas that that's out there just beating the pulp out of people But you know the guy that won the the US open will not be at the British open That is the weekend his next child is expected to be in the world and he said you kids go have fun I'm gonna go be with my wife.

Is that bubble what's this bubble watching? No, no, it wasn't bubble lots of I got a guy having real wheels off name just like him though. Um But I mean Samson night Samson night.

I was I just I can see from both sides like I can see the variety of but when it's guys that like Uh hum Dave Stevens from Evansville, Indiana. I've been on the tour for about 14 years and this is my first win at the major That doesn't do anything for me like I would like to be able to pick the winner of the US open out of a lineup Who are you you're the guy who drives the cart Yeah, it was told me hot dogs that we and like Rory McAroyle who wins the master's last year who's supposed to be setting the world on fire He's missed like eight of the last nine cuts or something and normally isn't he the one that always chokes like when he has laid with like two strokes left I don't think he's held only in a while Or even had one much less to hold it. He's the Rangers in the world But he's actually got he's actually got a title.

Oh yeah, um It's just I know they're professionals that are they all on the same level since no one can rise above the rest of them Does that mean they're all at the same talent level? But you look at this course. They put the US open on I like that course When you have a par of five six hundred and forty yard double dog leg.

I guess that's just ridiculous Talent you have to have I could get a hundred on that hole How you going play through play through you should just put it from the Polo Also uh Wimbledon starts this week So we'll build tennis talk in there too. Oh good Here are the light FM I don't know is that the one with the clay court Wimbledon or is that grass uh Wimbledon's grass It's the French open that's on clay Then the US opens on Asphalt or something No diving for balls. Let's do a little tech corner We are your one stop shopper all things sports and entertainment right here on the clubhouse live every Saturday night Eight o'clock in the east coast five o'clock on the west coast on you stream or in your portable device Couple of things to talk about in tech corner This week Microsoft unleashes Plans for their tablet called surface There are two main models One carries basically the just their mobile at their mobile OS, but the pro version will be carrying windows eight I've uh little with the windows eight beta version.

It's pretty nice. Is it well, I know that the if they've said that it will carry up to 128 gigs Will be that will be this the biggest hard drive is going to carry only problem is they have not put in a release date yet There's probably a lot of issues with it then if there's nothing there's no there's still the one thing I'll give it is it's got it's got an attachable keyboard But it's magnetic and that's always kind of wheels off to me magnetic stuff around But I mean is it but is there anybody right now that you could consider even having the potential to be an iPod killer or I've had killer No iPod spends too much time tinkering with new stuff every only thing that Microsoft can do in my opinion Okay, and one of them they already have because it's going to have USB 3.0 on it It's saving me fast. Yeah, it's the SD Put expandable put expandable storage on it because to me that's the one thing besides the cost that Kills an iPad for me well, I think that That surface is supposed to be able whenever I know when those eight comes out it's supposed to be like Integratable like they're supposed to be able to talk to each other in like ungodly ways.

Yes. Yeah, that's what I was trying to take the cloud to the next level So I'm reading I just to me the iPad. I don't know why Apple is so stubborn about that But you have to you have to deal with that that set amount of memory and set amount and also apple last week We're off the air to their big big conference where they said they're bringing back the big Mac the big brick Mac the Mac pros And I was watching and we talk about this show on this show all the time the Philip the Franco show Also source fed, which is where I get a lot of my information from for news Great channel subscribe to it on YouTube.

I don't get any kickback for the guys genius. So I'm good with it He went on the what Apple's website with it with the new Mac And he did the top of the line stuff for everything 15,000 dollars. Wow, and it'll be obsolete in six months You know, yeah So also found out that just the other day that direct TV That you know they had that 24 hour 3d channel.

Yeah now bumping it down to part time. Well no longer be 24 hours a day So has 3d failed I think so because I heard something other than you rid of it. Well thing with 3d It got hot for a while People aren't separate I don't want to wear glasses to watch TV.

That's my whole thing. Yeah, I mean I've watched like when it first came out I was at a best buy up in Firewheel, which is in the North Garland area. It's about 20 minutes And they were showing the world cup.

So I I was like, you know what? I'll check this out because I just didn't want to be It was kind of subtle. It was kind of nice to watch, but I'm not gonna wear glasses to watch TV 140 television just come become more prevalent and cheap It might be easier to watch things in 3d.

I don't know though. I still think it's gonna be annoying Yeah, the glasses. He's right.

Yeah, especially now and then the glasses are battery powered in some cases And that just seems to be that would be annoying to me. Yeah, I can't do it Plus the glasses are like a hundred dollars like. Yeah, I'm here.

Yeah Let us now get into the meat and potatoes of this show and you're like really we're only an hour and 50 minutes Rob But we combine sports and entertainment as we talk wrestling. Yeah No way out was this past Sunday um Nothing that really shocked me Yeah, I was glad um that he thunder game was on so I could balance my time I could watch both at the same time because it fox and how and you can do that because they got a bajillion TVs Which was great Um, they didn't usually they just put the the pay-per-view on everyone But they put the finals on a couple of TV so I could kind of kind of multitask which was great Uh, I still maintain a b-minus Oh, it was a c with me. It was like it was like a c C c.

Yeah, I see. No, I'm not trying to be generous. Right.

They gosh. That was such a c I didn't see it so It's okay. You didn't miss much.

I go with c-minus But I mean I had a good time. I had a good time. I wouldn't own it Like I wouldn't buy the DVD Unless you've done every DVD ever made but yeah, in that case you've just lost your mind.

Yeah, there's that Uh read I mean this kind of shocked me whenever this early to this weekend is the fifth anniversary of the Crispin wadded buckle. Yeah Yeah, someone's nine champions five years ago Yeah, and that's just I was just like wow And I want to say it was five years ago tomorrow Because that that next week was when raw was in Dallas On Monday night and it was on my birthday and my birthday is a week from Monday So I'm thinking it was a five years ago tomorrow that this happened. Yeah, what was it?

Yeah, man you could think Well, I'm not gonna get that can't thank but man see I'm pumped definitely got his little upbringing there because That was been lost title and he didn't shut to the pay-per-view and all the stuff came out the next Yeah, interesting little factoid don just put in the chat room David O'Tugget did graduate from Harvard Law and he actually passed the bar in the state of Illinois Okay, um wow that answers everyone's question Brian that's an excellent point. He says after we do surprise we're even mentioning it I mentioned it because it's the anniversary of the thing and What it turned into it was it was a mess Because I remember night of champions that year we were watching in a Pugsy's library And it didn't come out until the next morning what actually happened We just knew that he had to leave and Morrison ended up winning the ECW belt that night if I remember correctly It was a very very sad situation There are lawsuits that are still to this day being ironed out I know one of them was settled with With Nancy's family over the whole penthouse then that's been settled But it just that was five years ago And it was just it was a very strange situation now they're trying to make like a documentary type movie about it I won't watch it Unless it's someone like Unless it's something on like the science channel like not science, but the crime scene channels or something I wouldn't even watch that I remember it the first time It dominated my television for a very very long time yeah Because like that's all CNN would talk about for like two weeks yeah And it was just a very very Crazy situation it was one that I don't know that Will ever be comfortable And It was just Goodness mercy we're gonna turn this thing around a little bit Um Congratulations to Dustin Rhodes Also known as gold dust got married last night Somebody have actually put that on twitter earlier this week and he retweeted it so I guess it must must be true So Dustin no longer with wwe so he had to change he changed his uh his twitter handle to Dustin Rhodes one I noticed the Bella twins changed their uh They're they're now Nicole and Bri So Jericho returns the tv this week We don't know on what capacity I'm sure there will be led lights involved Also read today the plan is for scene and not to compete at money in the bank next month That doesn't mean he's not gonna be there it just means he's not he's not gonna compete Well, what was it last year They just kept him off was it no he was that money that money in the bank matches was the paper you mentioned here I'm not saying uh money in the bank, but there was a paper view last year At the very end of last year where he missed out on Was it uh It was after survivor series or was it He didn't show up to one a couple months ago several months ago There was a schedule for it It never was like it was it was over the limit because everybody thought he was gonna take time off after extreme rolls Um, so The rumor is right now again if you're against spoilers plug gears for 30 seconds The rumor is it's gonna be him CM punk again at summer slam I'm not I'm not knocking that but I mean what what does that mean who else is it who else could it be what what what does that mean Is CM punk actually go drop the strap or is that the night that CM punk no they're saying they're saying that scene is supposed to be chasing the title well in the next year So get ready for that. Yeah.

Well, there's also been rumors talking about seeing a rock to saying that it's too big to be once in a while I was told that it's gonna be listener rock next year. I would like to see that rock needs to get that win over Um, I'm a gradual rock from O2 and this whole legends bit They there will be a legend on every raw from now until episode 1000, but they will not be competing Because as we saw last week it was later. Yeah, yeah, so So there's that let's talk about rots self not much really to talk about this week The products just so bad right now agreed Dolph Ziggler's getting held down man So what we learned this week is If you get fired You can still come back to next night and do a farewell address and apparently lord notice is still doing how shows But what the way they're spinning it is well, he's still filling his contractual obligation What did you hear the thing about summer slam?

It's supposed to be him Him in Lesnar's corner and yeah, Vincent yeah, we'll see how that works out because that's it's that's gonna happen allegedly Can I just say publicly that wow Wendy Richter looks rough Yeah And the feather boa didn't help like it doesn't work for Hogan. It sure doesn't work for you And uh, I need he's slayer to pick a name Are you the one man ban? Are you the run man rock band?

Are you the one man southern rock band? What are we doing with this bit? What are we doing with strawberry shortcake here Exactly make him the hot dog guy who walks through the crowd And that whole segment was absolutely terrible Poor Roddy Piper.

Yeah, poor Roddy Piper had to go through that I just can you never retire is that the question? Hey the backpipes and dad starts drinking man I It's just that whole bit was just bad and that was one of the worst segments I've ever watched on that show and that's saying a lot I mean, I mean it was nice to see Cindy Lauper come out and them doing the thing about blue albano But but Michael Cole didn't make it easy Michael Cole was really obnoxious during that segment too Michael Cole was just unbearable dinner. He was giggling and making jokes about him Drop it drop it.

They're trying to do something for blue albano and he's sitting there cracking jokes like I just this whole Michael Cole thing has got to stop it just does he needs to be the guy who used to get pumped out by the rock in the back in every problem. That would be so great But oh and apparently Cole did apologize so I just I didn't think Piper shirt was funny. Hey girls want to have fun call hot rod funny I'd get that shirt But that's all I've really got for rather wasn't much on that show that I actually cared about That was one of the worst Follow follow up and for those of you playing the home game.

This is gonna be three hours long every week in a month And let that sink in I like the pre-show idea for the first hour like they like you know how to get the network on the air before you can do that I Mean this is brutal But let's go. It's going to impact because I don't have much to talk about here either um Austin Aries responds to Hogan's offer from last week, but I kind of like what creative did here there But that makes any sense Aries says here's the deal option a says That I keep the exhibition title option b says I get a shot at the world title at destination x but I have to give up the x title I'm gonna make options c And here's how here's my here's my demand I am willing to give up The exhibition title For this title shot however When this time comes every year Whoever has the exhibition title gets the same offer At destination x I'm like, you know what I'm kind of unborn with that that's pretty good Did you something right off of yeah the program still I thought that was kind of cool genius I mean, I was like you know what it's like kind of like a guaranteed money in the bank right Yeah, that that like that if you're the person and he says he's still going to be developed He's he's not just dropping the title. He will still defend the title up until July 8th at destination x But once we get to destination x he is no longer the exhibition champion regardless.

Yeah I'm on board. I thought it was I thought it was good booking And for me to say that two weeks in a row about impact Impact's been doing better than WWE Which I'm not saying that because us all slam aversary and slam aversary put out one hell of product God, we should have gone on Andrew was such a great job Robbie Can we go ahead and take him on TV for a while and then just repackage him And take Magnus with yeah Because neither one of those bits are working for me none of them I just Do and I don't think we had a TV title defense this week No, no, no wait wait wait wait, I'm trying to think I'm trying to I don't remember demon being on TV at all I'm trying to think I think he was it was like the very the first match. I'm trying to think I must have missed it um Because I don't remember even seeing him.

Yeah, it was open fight now. I don't remember even seeing him Oh, yeah, no, I don't think he was on so much for a defend the title every week, huh? And how far has my gumbry gentry fallen?

Proves my gumbry gentry There are country band has been around forever. They they they they had that video that velvet sky was in First of all, if that was guy. Yeah, that's pretty girl um But when you're filming your new music video in the impact zone Yeah, the the butt crack of the video is just and it's not even a band.

It's just the two of them Lip syncing the song in the impact zone That's terrible. I was like you guys used to headline shows Wasn't there last hit like six years ago something like that And one of them is like the brother of John Michael Montgomery. He's the Montgomery of the month But I was like wow Because I saw the video start and they're like, you know, doing their bit It's like the basically the video is like a weekend in the life of velvet sky And I don't know if the kid in the video.

Does she really have it? I don't think that's she doesn't have a kid that she But it was kind of a working mother as a wrestler thing And then they're like cut down to the performance. There's like the big screen behind oh my god And then they back and I'm like that's the impact zone Wow like All I could do is just like I just stare with my mouth just a game like You guys used to be somebody You know And just when you thought this AJ Dixie Christopher Daniels, Kazarian thing couldn't get dumber They had the crack head Yeah, no, they weren't having an affair when they were an embrace.

They were embracing me because I was on drugs. They've helped me get through rehab and get clean and I was like who is that first of all if you're gonna cry Can I see some tears I don't know who she is, but I was just like This is a thing like this is really happening right now. This is the only thing on Spike TV Oh My god Like we couldn't have spun this like they were doing a surprise birthday party for surge And that's why they're asking when he was gonna be there and the phone calls.

He didn't say when is he gonna be there That's a she last time I checked It's like you start with such a strong creative thing and you end with such a weak creative thing That's it It's terrible. It's terrible booking. He used to call me the bird truck It's just that was just bad booking Listen to you.

I gosh. I started out so strong. Should we be used to that right now?

Yeah, it's good point Keep putting my too much faith in that company We do want to talk about JBL for just a minute as we move into SmackDown talk great champion first of all Genius For those of you that don't know about JBL in real life JBL has been on Bloomberg TV He's been on CNN the guy knows what he's doing when it comes to finances He actually did a lot of financial planning for a lot of the guys in the back when he was with WWE The guy knows money. He lives in Bermuda in his retirement, okay He finds out about this charity in Bermuda and I think we talked about this on this show Where He is now determined to help to raise money for an awareness for this charity And so I think it's a kids charity in Bermuda. He is going to climb seven of the world's tallest mountains Wow Gonna pay for it himself It gets a get's a call two weeks ago from Vince Vince goes we got you Go do what you do as long as you'll let us promote that you're doing this we're paying your expenses raise your money for your charity Wow, is he still in good enough shape to do that though?

Yeah, he's been he's been phenomenal He's been getting back in shape. He's got a team of people. Yeah, if you follow him on Twitter He has his workout regimens and everything out there.

He's he's Stubborn so he started his first climb yesterday At Mount Elbrus. This is gonna cover. I believe five of the seven continents And I think he's planning to do it with isn't it like within a year he's planning to have his time to do it Yeah, within with both four Uh, he wanted to do it nine months, but I think he's doing it within a year Less than 12 months.

So kudos to JBL. Yeah, and again and a guy from Texas. I believe Christian University ACU So I that impressed me when I first read this story.

I was very impressed now and you know Vince Kudos to you for stepping up to the plate because he didn't he didn't really want anybody to help Yeah, Vince called him Yeah, so kudos to Vince and the crew for doing that JBL god speed sir, please be safe Should you ever by some bureaucratic snafu of nature stumble upon this show Best to you sir Also, we now have a name for a ride backs finisher Something that Goldberg used to do Yeah, it's called shell shocked Which is pretty much how an audience is whenever he shows up on a paper view Don says it will be doing the highest seven peaks on each of the seven continents I thought it was only seven mountains total. I thought it was seven mountains We'll have to do some research on that. Yeah I mean the fact that we keep marching him out there for we can't march and ride back out there on paper views Yeah, so there was something leaked about mark Henry and rybeck at no way out mark That will be slower than Goldberg lensner like wow If you watch that in fast if you watch that in fast forward it'll still be too slow And is there a ring big enough like You have a friendship situation.

Oh, yeah, yeah, I was about to say we had mark Henry big show Not much when you talk about in smackdown um I just want to know if we can just go ahead and rename David O'Tonga Carlton Banks and just get it over with yeah That one dance move And it wasn't even like it wasn't even a good Carlton Banks Now it was like he had one groove like Hold once that's it And apparently we find out because because until we have real gms for the shows we're going to have Past gms and commissioners running the shows every week Jonathan coach next week Next week Vicki Guerrero Dolph Ziggler for champion make it happen Come on do it do it But I thought I thought I thought Mick was hilarious because she was all just like And if you don't behave yourself you're gonna be my assistant and mix like that would be great I would be very much like she's like no, I was supposed to be intimidating you Like she comes up. She's like Mick can I see you? He's like I've already got a wife, but if you'd like to talk to me that's fine Mick like Mick completely no sold the whole bit and it was great and then she's like yeah But in those in in Japan Yeah Tasha Michi noku refer to as like older somebody's like no in Japan.

That's like a compliment Sure, Mick Yeah But then in the main event did you really pay attention or in the main event what Booker he said about her No, he said she is the greatest female manager since Sherry Martell I was like you need to get off the drugs because Sherry was your manager in Harlow meat You'll need a memory of that great woman out of this I remember him saying that yes big e Guerrero is not in the driveway that gets you to the street That gets you to the frontage road that gets you to the highway that gets you to the exit that gets you to the other Frontage road that gets you to the light that gets you to the gate that gets you to the parking lot that gets you to the ballpark I'm Sherry Martell Vince had to tell him to say that or he lost his job. There's no way he would say that No, no I'd be paid big bus Don has a copy from JBL's Press release he is paying the climb the highest peak on each continent to raise money It's a group called the family center who helps needy kids in Bermuda where he lives So that so it's one peak on each continent. How do you do that in my Antarctica?

That would be good. That would be brutal But if it's one in each of seven there's seven continents. Yeah So do that one last I think I think again.

It's a great thing. It's a great thing. It's a great thing and you're not going to hear me debate But apparently I got it.

I just we're just going to wait 20 seconds for we get into this next bit because I got to have the right music But to compare her to Sherry Martell Yeah, I want to pick you off too. There was a much cursing going on living room when he said that Yeah, even even even 100 my cat was gonna be like dude are you okay? You'll understand your cat.

All right. We got to play the music here. Hold on Yes Why we are pimping this I do not know But the day after my birthday July the third and the day before my guitarist birthday and the 19th birthday of my nephew Josh We just graduated high school.

Congratulations Josh For the first time ever on DVD and there's a reason for that No holds barred I don't need your money brother and they did like a seven minute video package Yeah, they pretty much showed you the whole movie. I remember that and I The only very few times I will give cold credit. He was dead on the whole time because at the end he goes It was funny even when it was what's supposed to be And of course the whole time they're going brother brother.

I'm just like Why would you own this? Why would you own this? That's why you torrent it on your computer and then to leave you just don't ever watch it again I do you watched it 25 years ago.

Yeah, I wasn't around then so I'm gonna have to watch it for a second time Vince puts it out and people will buy it. There's gonna be a party with you and this tree brother And And then the fact that we and we talked about this on the show a couple of weeks ago that Vince worked that into an angle with Zeus Like no, his name is tiny Lister. We all know that.

He's an actor Hey, and then they did it again, but then they did it again in WCW because remember they brought him in tiny Listerian as Zeus and WCW. Yeah Yeah And they actually put the WWE studios logo on it I just want to know if they're gonna promote it on impact They have to have to have some with rip Remember his head meant to rip him on it He's gonna come out. Don says they use this movie in interrogations of suspects at Gitmo I Mean god this movie was This is the kind of movie that is begs to be done On mystery science theater 3000.

Yes, that may be you know what that may be because we're trying to work on this side project Where we're gonna do like a rift tracks kind of a thing where we get everybody to watch a movie and we're gonna do a live commentary for it That may have to be the first one No holds barred may have to be the first one Yeah, throw me in that one Oh, we're gonna take all the equipment and we're gonna move them into the living room. So we have it on the big screen God this movie was terrible But that's how we've got in wrestling talk this week you are listening to the clubhouse live each and every Saturday night And on the east coast five on the west coast Again, if you miss any portion of the show it will be on archive within mere moments After we go off the air you can also get our shows in your portable device as well It's not on the iTunes story yet, but it should be I'm hoping to very soon because we're changing the website up Some hope and that will help us But also you can get to our archive from our Facebook page too. I found that out this week They use stream live link on our Facebook page works really well Don says which words no whole barge or stupid boat movie stupid boat movie always wins that argument I don't care what you put it up against It is time the street lights on How's anyone Again the pendulum never left me So I was thinking you know, that's why we did wrestling talk so late in the show Because wrestling talk kind of bleeds into You Please into the list Because this week I decided to go look through it and think back into my Into my into my memory and look up my 10 favorite finishing moves in the history of wrestling I've been a fan of wrestling for almost 30 years So here's my top 10 number 10 the doomsday device From the greatest tag team in the history of ever the role warriors For those of you that don't know what this is one of them would take an opponent put him up on his shoulders The other one would get on the top turn buckle and do a laryette Close line knocking the opponent off his tag team partner shoulders onto the map Takes a lot of precision The motor city machine guns did this for a while too Yeah 3d did this for a while to you're right absolutely Number nine a bunch of different guys have used it the 450 splash Which means you jump off the top rope spin two and a half times in mid air one and a half time full rotations in mid air to land on your opponent one in three quarters I guess is what we think I think Paul London's was like the nicest actually out of all of them like where there's a lot of hang time I think his was nice.

Yeah, cuz I mean you have to get way up there to pull off pull that out be quick about it number eight Comes from this guy No, you're the great Jake the snake Robert sir Well, you knew you knew with this music hit it was about to go down back in the day great sad story about yeah But the DDT with the DDT when the DDT was the DDT yeah back in the day when Jake was doing it If you got DDT you didn't wake up for a day and a half. Yeah, there's the end all be all now. It just kind of temporarily stuns you But back then like Somebody could drop an anvil on you and you wouldn't wake up after a DDT because that's how you had to sell it That's why I had to use it as his and not you know anybody else's because when Jake did it that he was the guy that really made that thing happen Number seven the jackhammer Goldberg's finish also I mean when you hold somebody in the air for that long And for those yet again, I don't know it's where you take your opponent and you're literally holding them up in the air So that they're basically inverters of their head is pointed at the mat And he would just hold them up there for like an hour and a half and drop it The prize that's the ultimate warrior the gorilla press slam.

Yeah Uh number number six comes from this guy You love me You hate me You'll never forget me Get ready to feel Diamond Dallas page and the diamond cutter Not the RKO the diamond cutter Because what he was a one that really kind of Revolutionize that thing his his looks like it hurt more because you're not jumping in the air He like drags you and but he also hit it Like 19 different ways there he worked a bit for about six months Was like you can never see it coming and every week he hit it from a different like Once he like hit it from the top rope or he hit it in mid air like he hit it from nine different combinations It was really really cool, and I really really dug it DDP now running a yoga studio. That's his that's his bit now number five You don't like the superkick I love James Storm does a great superkick the last call Yeah, James Storm's a Thor knob. I can't Whoa David what Did anybody that's having a problem with just me just now Oh my my earphones things to kind of adapt I don't know what that was Well apologize to all our fans out there snooker I toyed with Brian rings up snooker.

I toyed with that But so many people are are now I mean nobody didn't like superplay jumping off the cage. Yeah, but uh Number four Nobody did a spear like edge you know And go British kind of yeah, go it wasn't his finishing move though before to set up move I think christians developing his Yeah, christian with his one injured arm every other move that happened. Yeah, I know kid.

Yeah He's not as athletic as it's that's what makes it But edges was just sick to watch and he always knew which opponents could sell it better He always headed to pick opponents that knew how to sell the spear Yeah, especially guys were like a lot of hair because the hair would just whip everywhere and just It was sold well number three Brock Lesnar's at five. Oh, I think this is one of the cool as much as I don't like Brock Lesnar I love this finish Which was actually the reason that cina's fissure was originally called the f you That's why he named it that because of lezner. Yeah.

Yeah, it is basically the same finisher It's just how lezner puts the twist on it and you know See this is more of a fireman's character. Can we do the top 10 more station moves and have don't see number one? I used you want them as all ten.

No, yeah, it's the fireman's number two greatness Rick flair figure four leg lock Legendary I have to debate this one. I will go with the sharpshooter from Bret Hart all day. No, no Yes, no, no, yes, because Bret will tell you That's the scorpion deathlock sting did it first.

I'll just say the scorpion Bret has it. Bret has admitted it in interview. Staying in Bret Hart.

Yeah, I'll take that move then I thought about that. I also thought about the Texas Cloverleaf too, because it's kind of the same thing. Yeah But number one If you have never seen this thing Oh the sickest move period I've ever seen and I've I watched live the spear off the ladder of Jeff Hardy Into the middle of next week.

I've witnessed I watched live as Shane McMahon jumped off the Titan Tron Nothing is sicker than Petey Williams finisher called the Canadian destroyer. I will try to describe this It's like a front flip for those of you who have never seen it just look it up. It's there's videos on YouTube It starts as a pile driver But what this cat does is he literally does a full front flip and with with the guy in the pile driver position Full front flip into a power bomb.

It is the sickest thing I have ever seen in almost 30 years of watching professional wrestling No, it's actually a driver like he actually does He's a man like a pile driver. Oh does he? I'm going to turn into a power bomb.

No No, he drives the why this guy lost his job with TNA. I will never understand. I mean he could cut a good promo too He's good Just if you haven't seen this thing look it up on YouTube.

It's absolutely ridiculous Very But that's the list My notables are the swan tonne bomb the rock bottom. That's favoritism though The people's elbow that's favoritism Most ineffective finisher ever It's a a as a great friend from Fox the Hound LA told me it is not a finisher Yeah, it is a prelude. It's set set the rock but the rock bottom was you then would then become the book in And the side effect and everything else I thought about putting the the the stunner on here, but I wasn't sure about that one either I've seen too many people doing the stunner.

It's like a jawbreaker as well and yeah Oh Shooting star who do you patino all of some? Yeah, oh, yeah, oh, come on shooting star press. Billy Kidman.

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