The Clubhouse – Episode 44

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It is 7-0, one of the East Coast.
It is 4-0, one of the West Coast.
It is the 14th of May in the year of our Lord 2017.
It is Mother's Day.
So have you Mother's Day to all you mothers out there?
And if that's the first two syllables and something someone else has called you that
doesn't necessarily qualify, just make sure we clarify that every year.
It is season 7, episode 44, 394 times.
This voice has welcomed you to the clubhouse podcast.
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We are just glad you are here.
My name is Rob.
I am the executive producer of the clubhouse podcast and mostly pee, not a lot to you.
And heck of a weekend.
Let me talk about it a little bit here in a while.
But I'm not alone joining me across the desk for the first time without our fact checker
in a while.
He is my co-host.
And he is a man who almost made me lose a bet.
Had I made the bet last evening.
He is Chad.
Welcome, sir.
Okay.
This is going to lead me into my next point.
I want to say congratulations, barbed wire and Christie getting married last night.
No suspenders and no tie.
I would have lost that bet.
Yeah, I kept it kind of understeer.
You are a little more casual than normal.
Another wrong one.
We are out of the country.
Yeah.
I do have some pictures of it up on my Instagram.
You can go check it out.
Yes, that Rob Irvin.
Again, spelled ERVIN.
But that just because Don't's not here doesn't mean we don't have a guest.
And this is a guest that you can see it coming.
It's a very, very special guest.
It is a guest that I think we've had maybe twice in the history of the show once is
of what I'm being told now.
And probably the first time in this decade of her life.
She is Chad's daughter.
She is my god daughter.
And she makes me feel old every time I see her, because I've known her since she was
a wee lassie.
She's Megan.
Welcome to the show.
Nice.
Nice thing.
I can't even say it right anymore.
That's how old I am.
Sorry.
I'm here in my chair.
I'm going to drink my geratol and yell at kids to get off my lawn.
My freshman mode lawn.
By the way, we need to get to our rocking chair now.
Huge today.
We're declosing the hair.
All right.
So let's do so.
We have quite a few corrections or updates from last week.
We were talking about Harley Quinn.
And I had dated the Harley Quinn to the novel.
Friend of the show, Jen Rome sent us a correction on that.
Apparently, Harley Quinn's origins date back to the 16th century.
This comical server characters were a colorful diamond pattern costumes.
So we got that going for us.
Pitch had 10 total episodes.
Wow.
For Don.
He's not here.
One of my favorite moments in last week's episode.
Trial and error was to show that he loves.
And NBC also has trial and error, which he thinks is hilarious.
He meant to say one of those was good news.
Okay.
So I haven't seen that show.
But.
This was, and again, we had a little bit of a WrestleMania moment last week.
This was the 40th guitar show, not the 40th anniversary.
Let's be clear on that.
It drives you insane.
It does drive me insane.
We talked a little bit about B.O.B.
Didn't quite know what that stood for.
His real name is Bobby, but B.O.B.
Actually, he takes from the outcast song, Bombs Over Baghdad.
I didn't know that.
How'd they do the research on that?
American Idol may now be a fall 2017 bow, and not 2018, we're going to talk about that
coming up in music talk, moving quickly on that.
And we talked about a key of a goldsman.
He has directed before.
He directed Winters Tale.
He's directed four episodes of Fringe.
He's directing the first two episodes of Star Trek Discovery, and also doing the upcoming
adaptation of Evangelion as well.
So I already spread in those wings.
Anything else that you heard from last week that we need to talk about?
Because that was a lot.
No, I defer to you on those things.
All right, so let's dive right into a little bit of NASCAR.
Remember, yesterday was the gold bowling 400.
They don't race on Mother's Day.
They do race on Father's Day, which Carol makes more sense.
Yeah.
So what are we doing here?
NASCAR is trying to do what your pop-up adds.
Let's go to your top 10 finishes from yesterday.
Intent.
I think I did all jacked around.
No, this is, this is the Kansas Speedway.
Oh, Carfudd?
I don't have the stuff that like normally have.
Let's see.
Where do I get a different way here.
Race.
No, they don't.
Okay, here's though, that's much better.
Much much better.
I don't know what I just did but I fixed it.
Working with that on Netflix.
Or Frankie.
Intent play.
Starting in 16th.
Winding up intent in the number six forward.
Trevor Bayne.
Clinton bowier in ninth.
starts in 30F, winds up in 9th.
What kind of a man?
No man.
It starts in 16th and, yeah,
Clint Bowyer 30 starts in 9th.
You got me already thrown off.
Jamie McMurray in the number one Chevrolet starts in 12th,
winds up in 8th.
I've got you thrown off.
In the number 19 Toyota Daniel Swaraz starts in 15th,
winds up in 7th, Kyle Larson, a turning in love.
He starts in 5th and winds up in 5th.
Remember, remember kids, the Vegas rule, break even to win.
Starting at the pole position,
dropping to 4th, they call him the stone in the number 214.
They really don't.
He is Ryan Blaney.
The bronze medal goes to Kevin Harvick in the number 4,
4, he started in 8th place.
Starting in 17th and finishing the race at the silver medal is Brad Khezelowski.
And winning the race in the number 78 Toyota,
starting in the bronze position, finishing in the gold.
Martin Truek's junior finishes strong.
I'm not sure what's going on here.
I'm very confused by all of this.
OK, I know what's happened.
All right, so let's get you some point updates.
He's like a machine full.
I am awesome.
Stop.
All right, so right now, you've got about 10 points
separating 16th from 18th.
So right now, really,
right, Matt Kenseth, Ryan Hitton, Newman, and Casey Kane,
are all kind of trying to get up in there.
If you know what I mean, then I think you do.
There are four points pretty much behind Kurt Boosh.
Trevor Bane and 14th.
And remember what we said last week?
We think there's a new law on NASCAR.
That says there must be at least one junior in NASCAR every year,
which he's Stenhaus junior in 13th.
Denny Hamlin in 12th.
He is two points behind the stone, Ryan Blaney.
Blaney is 16 points back on Clint Boyer.
Boyer is three back on Joey Legan.
No, I'll get what they call on the stone.
No, I got it.
We've said that for like six months.
We have.
Welcome back to the show.
Six times six, I'm sorry.
We got corrected yesterday for another show, Barbar.
He is seven times seven times seven times seven times seven times
seven times seven times seven times seven times.
Now monster energy, whatever they're calling the cut this week.
Jimmy Johnson, he is two points behind Kyle Boosh.
Who is 22 points behind Kevin Harvick.
Harvick is seven back on Jamie McMurray.
Who is seven points back on Chase Elliott,
the new sheriff in town.
Here's what your separation happens.
Chase Elliott is almost 80 points behind Brad Kizelowski
right down on third.
Kizelowski now, 23 back on Martin Truex Jr.
but Truex is 44 back on Kyle Larson,
who's your leader right now.
All right, so again, we're racing on Saturday night again this week.
And this is the one we talked about this race last week.
And it was a little confusing because monster energy sponsors,
the cut this year.
So this Saturday has Charlotte Motor Speedway.
You have the monster energy open.
Are they playing golf?
And then right after that, you have the monster energy
and NASCAR all star race.
Both of those will be on your local Fox 1 affiliate.
And then there's still a Charlotte
because next week from Sunday,
because next week we've got WWE backlash
because since they're racing on Saturday
with the alteration, I can race Sunday.
So Sunday, the 28th, which is Memorial Day weekend,
will be the Coca-Cola 600, which also happens
always happens the same day as the Indianapolis 500.
The 100 and first running of the Indianapolis 500,
by the way, such confusion.
Yeah, well, it's all racing.
She got that going for you, which is nice.
All right, let's get into some television headlines, shall we?
It's always so dramatic.
It sounds so sad.
Because well, there's going to be some sad news this week
because there's a lot going on in the world
of television this week.
So I don't know if you've been paying
a whole lot of attention making this last week,
but there's a lot of shows getting renewed
and a lot getting canceled.
So I don't know if any of these are going to affect you,
but we're going to go through them one by one.
Let's start with the American broadcasting company,
slash Disney.
They have renewed the goldburgs.
You'd better believe they did.
And modern family each for two more seasons.
So congratulations to those kids.
And American Housewife, which my wife is very fond of,
designated survivor, which my wife is very fond.
I was like, she's fond of that one too.
And they gave her little agents a shield.
So we got that.
They, they what?
They renewed agents of shield.
They did renewed.
Okay.
But that was kind of up in the air.
Oh, deep breath.
And that's not a my business.
NBC has renewed the blacklist for season five.
Taken gets renewed for some reason.
That doesn't really surprise me.
Let's see what else we got going on here.
Great news, which don't enjoyed for season two.
Never watched in that episode.
And the blind spot for season three.
I don't know, that's just called blind spot with the,
with the syphine, ladieship.
Oh, ladieship, okay.
Yeah.
The CW has green lit the black lightning series.
Did that show me their newest DC property?
That costume looks cool.
And a new, a new show with the Lucy hail.
She was on that pretty little liar show.
It's called life sentence.
Here's the premise.
She is a lady who gets a terminal illness.
So she decides to do that live every live like you're dying
every day.
And then finds out that she doesn't have the terminal illness.
And so she has to kind of deal with all the repercussions
of living like every day was our last.
So I was like the first season of empire with Lucy's.
Oh, yeah, sure.
Let's see.
The CW has also renewed eyes on me.
Do you know anybody that watches that show?
I don't know.
Hey, I'm Ron Dan K.
Let me do that.
Oh, there you go.
Friends of the show, Ron and K.
We'll actually watch that show.
And the originals.
Isn't that the vampire diaries?
It's been off.
Yeah.
Because that shows done.
Vampire diaries.
Yes.
Fox has renewed Gotham.
Yeah.
Yeah.
And last May on Earth.
That show's still around.
Wow.
Because he's not the last May on Earth anymore.
So kind of confused.
I thought that show was going to take.
Sorry.
Stars has already renewed American gods for season two.
I've watched last week's episode today.
That show is trippy.
I haven't watched it yet.
That show is trippy.
I just see Russes in the chat room.
I saw the debut, but I haven't seen week two.
And he says, oh, yeah.
The thread there that new game show starting on May 25th,
the JVC, this journey fox is hosting called Beaches.
Oh, yeah, Beaches.
Yeah, I don't think you wouldn't look.
You don't look like a codename that, too.
But I saw him like, yeah, Rob, we'll be into this show at all.
It's a JV Fox kind of whips me, too.
Like, I'm just saying.
And it just, it looks, the ads I've seen.
It looks really sticky.
It looks real whack.
It is smear, getty, do, and I just,
we haven't seen any footage of the show itself,
just him hawking it.
So it's like, I'm not really feeling it.
These shenara chronicles, the MTV show,
that has the Manu Bennett in it, is getting season two,
but they're moving it to spike.
That's odd.
Because MTV has canceled a show called Sweet Vicious.
Making your thing about this?
No.
It's apparently about a couple of girls that just,
they decide they're going vigilantly.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
I have to see something on this, yeah.
I want to get nothing.
USA has canceled eyewitness.
Got a bag of nothing.
Disney Channel has canceled, girl meets world.
Really?
After three seasons.
I knew it that it wasn't doing as well as a Jennifer who's watching it.
All I got to say is, to ping how you doing.
Danielle Fisher was going on.
sci-fi has canceled incorporated.
That showed that was developed by the f-leck in the Damon.
Oh, really?
sci-fi has canceled that.
A cinemax has canceled the Nick.
That was a big show for them for about an hour and a half,
but I guess it just kind of fizzled out.
FXX has canceled man-seeking woman.
How is that that show's kind of weird?
The ads I saw for it.
CBS has canceled doubt the odd couple and pure genius.
Have you heard this odd couple story?
No.
Apparently Matt's a very, didn't, oh yeah, they canceled two broke girls.
Girls girls, I don't know.
Matt's a very didn't know it was canceled until he got to work and they were changing
everything out for a different show.
Oh, no, no, no, no.
That hurts.
Oh, good.
Man, that's cold.
Yeah, let's see what else we have.
Fox has canceled sleepy hollowed finally.
They've also canceled Rosewood after two seasons.
Making history already is that.
APB out.
Wow, but I didn't last long.
And some of Zorn out.
Yeah.
Oh, really?
Hennu is some friends I watched it, so.
I've talked to a couple people and they're like, yeah, it's okay.
Yeah.
The CW has canceled frequency.
Not sure why we had to do a show based on that movie anyway.
And no tomorrow actually has that now.
Um, the irony of some of these types of books.
NBC has canceled the black list spin off black list redemption.
Now, earlier in the week, we were told they were canceling timeless.
But now they've un-canceled it.
Apparently there's a huge fan uproar.
I guess both of them talked really, really loud.
All two of them got a meeting at a aisle.
Like my wife bailed on that show.
I feel like three episodes.
And my wife's viewing habits are very unpredictable.
So, except for like, you can predict the voice.
You can pretty graze an ad on you.
Like those, that happens.
And anything that has words iron and shift together.
And as long as Nashville is on here.
Yes, and Nashville.
Let's see what we got going on here.
ABC has canceled one another one of her favorite shows.
Last man's standing.
The Tim Allen.
Oh, this is now gone.
Time after time.
I think we all saw that coming.
Again, didn't really show based on that.
Conviction out.
American crime is out.
Secrets and lies is out.
Imagineary, Mary.
I haven't only been like two episodes of that show,
with the Jenna Alphan out.
Good.
Dr. Kin.
Which I thought was doing well for them has been canceled.
The real O'Neal's and the catch all out.
Oh, Lee, clean the house.
The strain on FX will start its fourth and final season.
July 16th.
And news that is going and sending shock waves through the community this past week.
A very popular show has announced its next season.
Season 7 will be it.
As scandal is going off.
I do a lot of people that watch that show a lot.
But they've said none more than we're done.
Probably in some of the coolest news of the week, though.
One of my favorite actors because of his geekiness.
One Donald Glover will be doing a 10 episode dead pool animated series on FXX next year.
I'm what I'm told it's him and his brother are developing it, but he's not voicing it.
They haven't announced any voice casting yet.
So you got that going for you.
There's also going to be a judge dread series.
This is currently in development.
Really?
That's called a judge dread make a city one.
And in some interesting news this week.
NBC has announced their next live musical for this year.
As we know, ABC will be airing their version of dirty dancing next month.
Your next NBC live musical and this ought to be real interesting.
Little thing called Jesus Christ Superstar.
And I've already heard, I've already read something on IMDB that Fox is announced too.
That they're eyeing.
Or they're doing a Christmas story was one of them.
You leave that alone.
No, they're taking them.
I don't care.
I don't care.
You'll leave it alone.
Okay, we already saw the thing.
I know.
They're just going to take that and put it on TV.
No reason.
You said too.
I'm trying to blink at what they said.
The other one was it's like they made the same announcement for Fox.
They've announced this is their next musical.
They've announced this is their next musical.
Okay, which one is it?
I'll have to look at it.
Maybe that's the next after the next.
This is the next next next.
You don't know.
Okay, TV on DVD and Blu-ray this week.
Do you remember that the Kennedy's after Camelot mini series?
Yes, that's actually hitting a DVD and Blu-ray this coming Tuesday.
What is that new when supposed to start?
I want to say the fall.
Don't call it me on that.
Matthew Perry is a well, he's he's going to be the focus of the
Chaperquidic bridge catastrophe.
I thought that was a movie called Chaperquidic the Gaffigan's in.
Is that the one that is?
Oh, I mean, I'm getting those two confused.
He's getting it.
Okay, that's that's a theatrical release this fall.
No, no, this is going to be on television.
Oh, is it?
Yeah.
Oh, very enough.
All right, let's go to POI, shall we?
Does that have some things to say?
Person, POI stands for person of interest.
It is a segment we do on the show where we take a person or an entity and we
do debate their greatness or lack their of.
I am taking POI this week.
What does that shout out?
Or a lack their of to the automobile industry?
We can put a man on the moon.
I can have an entire wall of CDs in a device that is the size of a driver's license.
I can have anything I want at any point at the touch of a button, but we can't make
spare tires that are fairly universal.
Of course not.
Last night, my lovely niece, who I would go to the ends of the earth for,
had a little bit of an automobile trouble, showed up to help her out.
She didn't have a spare, took the spare out of my car, because we drive similar cars.
They're about 10 years apart, but from a size standpoint, they're similar vehicles.
I thought, you know what, I should, we'll try to use my spare,
then we'll get you somewhere, get you a new tire, you'll be fine.
Pull the spare out of the back of my car, put it up there.
Every lug nut was off by about an eighth of an inch when I could get one of them put in.
Oh, oh, oh god.
Like I get that you want to be competitive, and I love the spare to competition,
but really, seriously, this was very upsetting to me.
And how you don't sell somebody a car, known that you don't have a jack or a spare in it.
That's pretty part in the plan, jacked up.
Maybe she's fine, she got homeless morning, everything's happy.
But what is going on with car attack?
Yeah, you.
Because let me explain a couple of pieces of the story from last night.
I'm helping my knees get the thing done, and we get that we get the tire off the
Dale off the deal, get it put in back of my car, since my spare won't fit on her car.
And apparently, we learned this last night, probably shouldn't leave your headlights on for
more than about 15 minutes at a time, because my car wouldn't start.
Well, then the battery drains itself through a series of unfortunate incidents.
And there's apparently a quote-unquote safety feature.
Using that term very loosely.
That says, oh, by the way, if you're battery dies, you can't pull the key out of the ignition.
How is that a safety?
I don't know.
How does that make you feel any better?
Or what happens if I've got to walk away from the car to get a hold of somebody to come and jump the car?
Somebody else could pull up, jump the car, cars up and running and the number car's gone.
Yeah, because he's in the ignition.
But it's safer.
It is safer.
Safe mind, tuck us.
That doesn't make any sense.
I mean, I'm really starting to get frustrated with the auto industry.
Because they're making it harder and harder and harder.
For us to be able to get our car service anywhere, but a dealership, right?
Which I guess, what they're aiming for.
My car before I had this one, the beast, the Mustang.
Who am I?
I didn't know this because nobody ever told me this.
If I wanted to check my transmission fluid, you had to have a specialized tool
that would loosen a gauge that's on the back of the engine,
so you can check the transmission fluid.
Are you insane?
That's...
What's a crap dude?
Like the computer thing, I know we're going that way and I get that and I see the benefits
because if you have the on-star thing, it'll tell you that your car needs to be checked.
Whatever.
But why do I have to have a NASA scientist get involved when I need to know how to change?
So golden eye can spot you whenever you have it.
Believe a bull, dude.
I don't get it and it drives me insane.
And then of course, while I'm trying to get the car jumped, I can't open the back door of the car
because the power locks even though they work, they don't unarm the hatch in the back of the car.
Cod.
And all this in the name of safety.
Oh!
We won't keep safe!
Don't even happen to ya.
This isn't happening, this isn't helping at all.
If anything, it's making it harder.
It's making a relatively simple thing.
Now you know me, I am the perveyor of the silver lining.
Yes.
And that silver lining is as follows.
I got to spend some quality time with my niece.
Who my love greatly?
And I've gotten...
I've bookended my weekend with Megan's.
You know?
What that was insanity.
But you know what? God bless her.
She was a rotten ever panicked.
Things happened. We're cool. We're good.
Got it or where she needed to be.
Love her to death.
Apparently my wife was talking to someone on the phone.
And she was involved in this bit last night because she had to come jump to-
Yeah, yeah.
And why am I making it happen?
Why can't I have a battery that has a positive terminal?
And a negative terminal.
Why do I have to locate my manual to tell me where the negative terminal is?
Does this kind of remind you of the
Rubik's Cube we went through whenever Mikey's wife's car had a glitch in-
Whether you ain't lying?
I don't mindy.
He took the cover off of this power source.
I don't even want to call it a battery on Gen's car.
I think you could recharge a green lanterns ring with this thing.
Yeah, I'm not exactly sure.
You might be able to destroy a planet with the power source as this thing used.
It looked like something that was at the core of the Death Star.
But we were looking at this thing and we're just all of this.
You know, Mikey, me, Rob, Don, all of us just kind of scratch your hands going.
You remember the opening to 2001 at Space Odyssey?
The obelist?
What? All the monkeys around the monolith?
That's what this looked like.
And we were the monkeys.
Oh, we were.
Just throwing stuff at it.
Well, that work?
Google was not my friend that day.
Google?
Or was it my friend last night?
Google became her vice mortal enemy that night with the light.
This doesn't make any sense.
And speaking of Google.
Oh, geez, now we're just taking time.
We're trying to get somebody that could maybe bring us a tire and fix this.
So we're not having to go across town and shout out to the Rod Regus tire service over
on the west side.
Open 24 hours.
We want to thank them for being amazing.
They were lifesavers.
They really were.
I understand a nature of capitalism.
Supply and demand.
I took economics, okay?
But when you tell me, we can deliver a car, a tire to use the measurements.
Oh, by the way, it's $195.
You go pound saying.
I was like, I'm, I'm sorry.
Can you say that again?
Am I good here?
I thought you told me I'm gonna spend $200 on this.
No, I didn't tell you $200.
I told you $195.
You are out of your mind.
There were many, many cuss words going on in my brain at that particular moment.
And then I asked the lady in my phone.
We're the closest, like, 24-hour tire places.
She says, I've found one.
It's on Galaway.
Not very far away from where I am.
That's nice.
Would you like me to call this?
Or would you like directions?
You know what?
You should call them.
It's not even a place.
It's some lady's phone.
Hello?
That picks up a 1030 a night that I have woken from slumber.
I'm sure she just loved you for that.
Well, the good news is I wasn't the first and I ain't gonna be the last.
Because apparently this place has their,
what they, their number listed wrong and it's this lady's phone.
Cut.
That's all.
And she couldn't have been nicer.
God bless her.
Can we get something together here?
Oh, uh, backtracking a bit.
I finally tracked it down.
The other musical that Fox is announced.
Uh-huh.
You're gonna be happy.
Well, you were, I thought you'd be happy about a Christmas story
and then you blew a gasket.
But, rint.
I saw it.
I saw it.
I saw it live.
Okay.
That's all in person.
Think, I don't worry about Fox doing it.
Fox is screw it up anyway.
Well, they, they cut me a check.
I just, I keep holding out hope that one of these will connect with me.
And so far none of them really.
There it is.
But why are we making it so difficult just to get stuff done in this life?
Because as much as technology has made our lives easier,
there are some things in this life that have made my life more comfortable.
Well, some people just say it as a,
it's all about capital, like you said, it's all about capitalism.
It's making somebody else rich and it doesn't matter if it inconveniences us.
We're not, believe it or not, even though they depend on us,
they could care less how easy it is for us.
Then matter, I'm not saying the customer's always right.
Because they're not, no.
But, but could you at least be?
Could you at least have some service in your customer?
And I'm gonna say something to some people in this town.
Every town should have a 24 hour tire bus.
Yeah, I believe so.
I, I, that'll cost me less than two bones.
Yeah, I, I'm a firm believer of that.
Because I have some great guys that I go to when I need to put,
because I put retreads on my car.
It don't bother me.
Now I afraid to say it.
That's, and that's, that there is a,
that'll last me year and a half.
There may not be more of a helpless feeling than having a flat tire with no spare.
That's, that's pretty, that'll leave a cold feeling in your gut.
But as long as you got people,
yeah, I'm happy out.
But, but again, every town should have a place out of you that,
because, you know, you make some good money
because how often are you driving home from somewhere
and someone's got a flat tire by the side of the road?
Yeah, yes, I live, it's nice to know I can get a slurpee,
but it would be nice if I'd be able to get a,
um, a spare piece.
If I could get a spare.
Is it next week, is it next week,
is speaking to which bringing your own container day?
I thought that was later in the summer.
No, you, maybe a slurpee day is seven or less.
Oh, I know when that is.
But I think next week, they're doing bring your own container day.
Yeah, because we had people, did you know about this, Megan?
No.
This, this bring your own container for, for slurpee day.
There were people bring in like, like small children's swimming pools
and filling them up with slurpee.
It's that one.
And it's like all one price or something.
Yeah, that as long as you have a container and bring it in,
and you can carry it out.
Oh, God, this pain bucket.
Did you rinse it out?
That's what a lot of people were using.
They were going by home depot and getting those big orange buckets
and just filling them up with a slurpee of their choice.
Which will last you about a hour and a half before it's just
motion disgusting and just tastes like nothing but syrup.
So good luck with all that house.
You better have a lot of friends with a lot of straws
and probably a bottle of liquor.
If I worked there, I'd be like, uh, pain bucket,
is that?
Well, see you later.
God, you okay over there?
It just, it's back down.
All right.
I think I got out of my system now.
I've stumbled across some other cancelations.
Let's get on the ball, people.
Then I don't remember you mentioning intent.
Uh, go ahead, because I'm trying to come down from this.
Uh, did you mention New Girl?
Did New Girl get canceled?
7th and final season.
Also, but it hasn't been canceled.
We're still one more season.
8th for 7th and final season on Fox.
I have seen one episode.
The great indoors?
Did that get canceled?
Can't hold after one season at CV.
Oh, gone to jail, Joel McHale.
And uh, Megan was actually asking me about this.
She texted me because she was like,
I don't remember hearing this, because you were a big fan of this.
This is us.
Lans post Super Bowl slot in a, and they plan a Christmas special.
No, um, she texted you that during the show.
During the show, she didn't want to, she didn't want to,
you know, you were during POI.
I'm like, oh, let me look into that.
You can just advise that when you want to.
That's kind of a purpose.
I don't know, I just don't want to know.
And um, for a lot of people that don't know,
the guy that plays Taser face in Guardians in the Galaxy 2 is the Dude from this
is us.
Oh, which Dude?
The the overweight guy.
Really?
Oh, he wears a fat suit on that show.
Oh, okay.
Oh, I had no idea.
Yeah, that's the Dude from this is us.
Oh, funny.
And this will make you happy.
American Idol reboot on ABC.
Hold on, wait for it.
Or that's, that's a music talk.
Okay, good, good, good, good, good.
But before we get there, we got to do some NBA playoff updates.
Wow.
As the Western Conference finals are underway, I think.
Is that the Western Conference finals, is it?
Maybe it's first to care business.
That's it, that's it.
Oh, they lost today, sir.
Warriors win one 13, one 11.
No, no, I'm saying with they took care of Houston.
Oh, yeah.
So this is the Western Conference final starting up.
And then tomorrow the Easter.
Wait, go to take him make a one that game today.
Bye, too.
They were getting hammered by halftime.
Wow.
And uh, wizard Celtics kicks off tomorrow night.
But that wizard's game, that ending of that wizard's game the other night.
Oh, yeah.
Geez, that was story book.
The shots they were backing on this.
These are the cases.
Fighters of Warriors lead the series one zilch.
All right.
Let us get into some music talk because I told you, we were getting there very, very quickly.
Uh, Steve McQueen, not that Steve McQueen.
They got a directed 12 years.
He is working on a documentary about the Tupac.
Yes, I did see that the other day.
Not to be confused with all eyes on me.
That's a biopic.
This is a documentary.
Is that the same guy from Compton?
The guy that's playing Tupac in this is at the same guy.
They got to play Tupac in straight out of Compton.
Why?
Why can't I tell you?
He looks so much like my gosh, I know.
Is he straight at a low cash?
It's it's frightening.
Like, and you did see who's playing his mom, right?
No, me shown.
Oh, really?
Playing a fini?
Yes.
Yeah.
I am so all over this.
I am so all over this.
Oh, my watch it.
I can't wait to go see this thing.
I'm working on that currently.
Before you give me just one second as I'm scrolling through.
Like, I've talked about it up at work.
And they're like, are you going to get a screening for that?
I'm like, more than like, do you have a plus?
Like, people are way into this.
Mark Rose played two Poxicore in straight out of Compton.
It's not what I wanted.
I had to come at all the New Jersey.
It's lost.
Yeah, it's the matrious ship.
It's different.
Yeah, yeah.
Okay.
Well, there you go.
All there.
You go.
So you mentioned the ABC American Idol.
Do you notice what they're doing?
They're doing things a little bit differently.
Auditions will be held in one maybe two places.
As a cost cutting measure, they're saying right now that the audition
weeks will be held at Disney World.
They may do one at Anaheim, but it's all going to be at Lake Point of
This to at this point.
Hmm.
They are currently pursuing.
Kanna Clark said to be a judge.
Also read today that they are also speaking with the Katy Perry.
No, they are only talking to Katy Perry because the voice.
So that's official.
The voice has locked down Kelly Clark.
Well, because the voice is also locked down Jennifer Hudson.
Right.
Because apparently she won on the UK version.
She did.
That's what I read.
I didn't realize she participated in the UK version.
So yeah, the voice is like pillpering all of the American Idol
alums.
Just don't do this.
I don't think.
Just don't do it.
Oh, thank you.
I'm not the only one.
Oh, I don't know.
I'm not there with you, but I don't have what you like Katy Perry.
That's why I was mentioning that.
Because you know, I bailed on that show after Scotty McCreary.
How about on a long time ago?
And I'm pretty sure that's you that you weren't alone.
That you were a long and a long list of people that said,
man, a heck with this crap.
Once he won, I was like this show's rigged.
There's no way.
Yeah.
Just, I was done.
And they still think they can get secret.
There he's got a chance.
And I, and I, and I kind of respect him for sticking to his guns.
Well, because he doesn't have enough jobs.
Right.
Right.
Because he, he is the hayman of the two thousand times.
I had 12 jobs.
He doesn't need it.
They need him more than he needs them.
Now, because he's co-hosting in another show now, isn't he?
He's, he's Kelly Rippa's co-host.
On, on the network that's got American Island.
All right.
So it's like he's kind of busy.
And speaking, I've always talked about hayman.
I always joke with friend of the show,
Phil Mar about because we always go have 12 jobs.
He had his one year anniversary of his college graduation this past weekend.
So congratulations, Phil.
It's hard to remember.
I know he's got three more weeks in his finish.
Just first full year of teaching.
Wow.
So he's making it happen out there.
He's the captain's making it happen.
And rejoice America.
Brand new album coming this fall from Taylor Swift.
Apparently she's been working on it in secret for like a year and a half.
I'm telling you, I respect her.
I know you do, but I just thought.
Because number one, she writes her own material.
And number two, she visited the daughter of a friend who was in the middle of ICU
after a traumatic brain injury in the hospital.
I can't hate.
Oh, no, I'm not saying I hate her.
I hate honor as a person.
I just don't like.
I'm just not like that commercial.
She does in the treadmill.
It's one of the funny things I've seen in the years.
Here's what I'm talking about Megan.
Where she's like, I think she's singing along to a Drake song.
And she's on the treadmill.
But it's one of those.
She's got the headphones in.
And you can't hear the music.
And she's singing along real loud with the music.
And she's on the treadmill.
And then she trips and falls straight on her face on the treadmill.
Oh, hilarious.
And they look on her face as she falls as brilliant.
Music, new releases in places you get music, new releases.
This Friday, Dragon Force is back.
Album called reaching into infinity.
This is going to your wheelhouse.
Oh, and this next one's kind of in yours.
Album is called would be gone from the erasure.
You're kidding me.
Not according to our friends at Metacritic.
That's one of the original founding members of DePesh mode, isn't that?
Oh, cool.
I don't know how I feel about this next one.
Album is called the King and I.
Faith Evans and Biggie.
Oh, no.
I don't know how I feel about this.
Oh, no.
Because you know how I feel about her.
Yeah, not a fan.
The way most people feel about her.
You know how I feel about him.
Huge fan.
Yes.
How I feel about Pock.
Lincoln Park back again this week.
One more light.
Or one more go round.
Papa Roach.
What?
And did I wake up in 1997?
With a brand new album as we called crooked teeth.
All right.
And continuing on this rascal flats with a new album this week.
Back to us and the Snoopy Dog Dog with a brand new album this week called Never Left.
And I say that literally as I read it.
It was about to say an EVA is how that spell.
And I thought it was a picture.
I love the Snoopy Dog Dog.
Me too.
He's just like whatever.
And especially during football season.
Because he's a huge dealer's fan.
And some of the stuff that he'll put up on Instagram is just.
Why is he a huge dealer?
I don't know, but he is.
I thought he was right there with cube.
I thought he was a raiders guy.
I think he was because he had to be at that point.
Oh, it's so funny.
Where's he from?
I thought he was from Long Beach.
He is, but he's a dealers fan.
Oh, right.
Sealer fans are everywhere, brother.
Remember bar bars from here?
He's seal fan.
I know.
But this is a story about also speaking in which at his wedding yesterday is
good to see friend of the show Spanky.
I hadn't seen him in forever today.
Got to see a lot of people we haven't seen in a while.
Well, yeah, let's, let's stop and observe for a moment.
The event that was yesterday, are you saving that for it?
So I said, no, I mean, we can talk about it.
I mean, we're about to go to NHL here in a minute.
And we're ready.
Way ahead, it's good to go.
Great time out there.
This was in a great city of combine.
This was in a, well, I don't know, I don't know where you call that.
You know, my Tom Tom said it was Sieg of it.
Hold on, Russ, that's on the first in the chat room.
Oh, you're talking about I don't even want to tell us about Jason Castro.
Yes, he's a local kid.
Yeah, rock walls own.
Yeah, yeah.
And he's, he's, oh, now he's worship leader at Lake Point.
Is he really?
That's what Russ is saying in the chat room.
So there's an island of Lump,
applying his craft around across the harbor.
Because his dad, I think, is one of the big pastors there.
Yeah, I believe so.
Seems like a nice kid.
Yeah.
Got a lot of respect for him.
I think it's a really great song.
I'll call the move of mountain.
I think it's the name of it.
It's good song.
Enjoy that song very much.
But getting to hang out yesterday, I got to officiate the wedding.
I think people appreciate the fact that I kept it.
I probably would say that thing was less than five minutes.
Yeah.
It was, do you, yes, do you?
Yes, good, you married Kisik.
It was very print.
Not princess bride.
It was very space ball.
No, I will say publicly, after the rehearsal,
we went through the rehearsal a week before.
I actually planned on not telling them and just starting with.
What?
You're more than welcome to do that at my time.
Quote, what?
Maui.
But no, great ceremony.
Love those kids.
Love the t-shirts that Krisil made for everybody.
That's also one of my Instagram.
And you know what?
You need a country wedding in your life every once in a while.
You just do.
Your brother made a great point, though.
He said, number of the can?
Yes.
He said, there has been such a reversal in personality with kin and wire.
He said, he, he, he can't sit when I first met wire.
He looked, he was dressed like how I'm dressed now.
And I was dressed like he's dressed now.
That's fair.
That's fair.
Like the bike or redneck for soda has completely swapped bodies.
He's like, I feel like I'm in an 80's comedy with Judge Reinholder or something.
But how did great time out there?
They got a big plot of land out there in combine and had some great food.
You got great food.
You're probably going to find me at some point.
I'm just saying, boy, you, they threw down.
Yes, they did.
Oh God, they threw down.
Got to see a lot of great friends that we haven't seen in many, many years back
from the old DJ days that I keep up with on social media.
But don't really get to see in real life all that much.
Such a fan of everybody that showed up yesterday.
And we want to thank everybody for being there and celebrating in their day.
And we'll have to have wire on the show again soon.
Maybe we'll have them for, uh, but next week, next week is, uh, is payback.
I mean, next week is backlash.
And I didn't realize that his, uh, his work schedule had complete gone into eight.
He works hard to like mine.
Yeah, we got regular work hours.
So he might be able to do this a little bit.
And speaking of backlash, we haven't even talked about what this week is going to entail.
To the Empire, it's going to be a big week.
So get ready coming up Wednesday evening.
You are going to get our reviews for the upcoming alien covenant.
So people have already been asked me robbers.
Your review were posting at Wednesday night.
So be prepared for that Thursday night.
We are going to be live at music college fair park for, uh, the Texas high school musical awards
that are coming up. Isn't this like the sixth annual that I read that correctly somewhere?
Probably have a press release.
Yeah, I just don't have it.
I don't have it.
I don't have it in front of me.
Uh, we'll be hanging out with Francis going to everybody.
And we're going to be presenting an award.
A brand new award never been done before for social media.
And we're actually going to be streaming that live both on DSM social media and our social media.
It's going to be a lot of fun.
I'm not pretty pumped to back.
I don't know. I don't know where we're going to be.
But, you know, we've already got a schedule.
We need to be there for rehearsals.
So they can tell us where to be in the wind to be there.
And your boys will be dressed up like we always do for award shows.
Two nights later on Saturday that's 20th.
I didn't even tell you.
I don't even know what to have told me about this.
We are going to be live at Garland High School.
I'll be close to me every year.
Garland High School does a student film festival for students at Garland High.
Called the real R.E.L. owl film festival.
We're going to be heavy lifting that night.
Because when we go to the high school music boards, just like last year, we're going to do a
pre show for about an hour.
Then we're going to take all the gear back to the green room.
We're going to interview the winners as they come off stage.
We're going to be at different level plus the presentation.
We're taking it to the next level on Saturday.
We're going to be doing a one hour show for them.
After the show, after the films have been shown before the award ceremony.
We're during the film shows.
We're going to be watching the films because we are going to be judging the films.
And we are presenting all of the judges awards.
Four awards. The big four, we're presenting that night. Yes.
And we will be kind of in your and then the next night.
We're back in the studio for WWE backlash.
Then we're going to have to go. Four shows in eight days.
We're going to have to go into some sort of rehab after that.
No, no, no.
Cook. That's the second time in the last three days.
I've been able to use that punch. You are welcome in our net.
I'm sure they thank you.
So be by the channel because we've got a lot going on this week.
Russ says it is the sixth annual Texas high school musical awards. Thank you, Russ.
So I did get that. I got something right on the show tonight. So score one for me.
We are such fans at everybody at DSM. They're so awesome to us.
We and anything that we can do for them. We will jump at the chance.
Because you don't go about quality human beings either. I am glad they are so.
You know, I can't wait to sit down with Tracy Jordan. He's one of my favorites.
Yes, yeah, absolutely.
And it's not Tracy Jordan from 30 rock. That's Tracy Morgan. That's his real name.
This is Tracy Jordan, who is one of the most congenial people you will meet in your lifetime.
You ain't kidding.
And somehow we're going to have to rope Francis going to sit down because he's always so busy.
We've got to get him to sit down with us because everybody needs to know Francisco.
Yes. One of the coolest people I know.
You can never have enough Francis going your life. It's good people. But stay by the channel.
Thursday night Saturday night Sunday night in the next in the next eight days. Plus tonight.
Plus our review of Alien Covenant is going up this week. And also Chad's review because he's going to
go see into the woods this week at the WinSpere Opera House. He will be reviewing that for you on Wednesday as well.
A lot going on this week. So stay by the channel. Stay by our social media.
Clubhouse show on Twitter. The Clubhouse podcast all three words in that order. You'll wind up
somewhere else. Everything else because we have got things moving and shaken. And then we might get a little
breather. We haven't made any decisions on Memorial Day weekend yet. There might be something coming.
We don't know yet. We're waiting to hear on some details on that. We might have another live show coming up
that week. Oh yeah. That's true. We shall see. With a very special guest helping us out because
Dawn's going to be out of town. So we have a very special guest that may be joining us playing the
Don World that weekend. Really. Have you told me this? Maybe. We'll talk about it off air. Okay.
So stay by the channel. We got stuff going. And for those of you that have been with the show for
almost seven years. I did seven years dude. For almost seven years now we thank you so much and
we'll be of course we'll be doing all the mushy stuff in July as we wrap up season seven.
Which will probably coincide if not at very very close to our 400th weekly episode set.
And we're approaching almost 300 iTunes exclusives. So if you're not subscribed on your favorite podcast
app, you need to get on that. Because I hate it when people are like, hey man, what do you think of this?
I have a show and we talked about it. It drives me crazy. I was talking to somebody that
was like, yeah, so did you hear about this? Like a first of all? Thanks for listening.
I don't get it. I just don't. All right, so let's do some Stanley play. Stanley got playoff
updates for you. Get back to my browser. Actually, no, it's not Stanley got playoffs. It is
Stanley got playoffs. What am I doing? I'm on the wrong dot on screen. Stop it.
All right, so right now predators and the NFC pine ducks in the western conference finals
Nashville up one nothing five minutes to go in the first period. And on the other coast,
odor law beats Pittsburgh and that in the first game of that series. Two to one. So you got that going.
You know, somebody made a point on around the horn the other day. Maybe it's time we had a
Canadian Stanley Cup champion. Oh, pardon me. That was an overtime game last night. By the way,
I want to say it was the maple leaves. I was happy to think it had to be
because I can't see the Canadians are the connects doing it. I could be off there. Just
really all I got for Russ. You want to find out as far as bro. Please please don't play the
role with Don tonight because I haven't seen Don yet. Let's do some in memorials real quick.
One of these I'm pretty sure Megan was a fan of this show back in the day as the kids
like to station. And weren't you a fan of the of the of the Robin Black show on MTV Robin big Robin big
big lot because got to play big black pastor. Yeah, yeah, I know I saw that the other day. This was sad
Robert Miles and apparently he was living locally. Really. Yeah, apparently he was in Plano when it happened
at 45. I know younger than me. We don't normally do. We haven't in a long time done copyrighted
stuff on this show, but I want to play just a little clip for a little taste. Guy by the name
of Robert Miles passed away this week. If you are someone who listen to music in the 90s, you
probably heard this at least once. You might remember this baby. Kind of wait for the beat
to kick in here. It's called children. He passed away this week at the age of 33.
Maybe 43. I don't know. 33 is not right on the run sheet.
Because this was everywhere for about a year and a half. Yeah, I went through it. We still
we're still waiting for the hook. Let me go ahead and just fast forward a little bit because I can do
that. Let's go. So you got that that is he passed away this week. Also, I'm really looking forward to
hearing some of the commentary from Hollywood Babel on this week because Michael Parks.
Yeah, a man who Kevin Smith was introduced to by Quentin Tarantino.
Who was in Red State. He was in Tusk. Tarantino put him in the kill bill.
He was involved in two. One into a great actor who all accounts at quality human being.
Grindhouse. He was in Grindhouse. He played the same character that he played at the beginning
of from Dustill Dawn. Oh, the sheriff. Yes. He forget that was who was also in kill bill. He
played two different characters in kill bill. The sheriff and one of the names was Estimony. He's the
guy that pointed Beatrix in the proper direction where bill was hiding. That's why he played
two. He played the sheriff in one and he played Estimony two.
Yeah, it's 77. A great run for him. Apparently a very accomplished singer as well.
So I just knew him as an actor. I didn't look forward to hearing Kevin's comments. I saw what he
wrote on Instagram. But I'm looking forward to hearing his comments. I figured they do a fat man
this week and talk about it, but they didn't. So our our deepest to everybody.
All right, that being said. Oh, I can't. There we go. Let's get into a little bit of
major league baseball standings. Boy, can your Rangers just play a little a little more
consistently, please? Been wondering that myself, actually. Major league standings this week
because we will be playing America's favorite game show very momentarily. Ross will be ready.
American League East, the Toronto Blue Jays. How bad is it when your
four games below 500 in your seven games out of first? That's a tough division. And especially
when you're eight and two in your last ten, that's last ten record in the division. But there's
seven back there. A game behind Tampa Bay, Tampa Bay is two and a half back on Boston. The red
socks are three and a half back on Baltimore Baltimore. Now a game back on the Yankees. By the way,
tonight, they retired Geter's number. Okay, that's what was going on. Geter had the very
last single digit number that had not been retired. Oh, really? So you will no longer see any Yankees
wearing single digit numbers on the field. So congratulations to Derek Geter. I'm a fan, even though
he's a Yankee, you got love him. In the A.L. Central. What you heard about the thing about
he had the interview that he used to have been a rod. Apparently they didn't tell him that A.R.
was going to be a part of the interview. You don't know. You don't know how to be about it.
A.L. Central, the Kansas City Royals, five games below 400, they're four and a half back. They're
seven and three in their last ten. Best last ten in their division. They're two games behind
the white socks. The white socks are only a half game back on Detroit. Detroit, a game back
on Cleveland. And Cleveland is one game back on the twins, sir. The twins are 19 and 15 right now.
Really? Apparently I didn't wake up in the early 90s. I don't know what happened today.
And in the A.L. West, the Oakland A's are five games below 104, but they're five games
below 500, but they're nine games back. They are a half game behind Seattle. Seattle's a game back
on the Los Angeles Angels of Anaheim, Los Angeles County, California, America, North America,
Earth, Milky Way, Universe. But there are a half game back on your Texas Rangers who are
second in the division right now. Seven and three in their last ten are on a six game win streak.
But they're still seven games back on Houston. They're still a fair to mendland team.
But dude, it's me. Yeah. A lot of baseball to play.
Drives me crazy when people are like, oh, we got to rebuild for an extra. Like, dude, it's
just started. Calm down. You're not allowed to melt down at least until after the all-star
break. In the National League West, the San Diego Padres are nine games below five hundred
and they're ten games back. They are a game behind San Francisco. The giants are six and a half
back on Arizona. The Diamondbacks are a game back on Misty's beloved Dodgers and the Dodgers are
a game on a half back on Colorado. Colorado's winning games quietly this year. Now let's talk
about the Rockies. In the NL Central, Don's beloved Pittsburgh Pirates 15 and 22.
You're out of Don. They are a six and a half back. They're three back on the
Cubs. The Cubs are a game back on the Reds. The Reds are a game and a half back on Milo
Walk K who's only a game back on St. Louis right now. So the Brewers, the conflict of
interest in the league at one time anyway. And then let's get to the National League East.
Atlanta.
Can we win again? We're three and seven in our last ten.
A rest as the last Canadian team to win the Stanley Cup was the Montreal Canadiens.
1992-93. Really, the year has been 20 or 4 years. It's been 24 years, almost a quarter of
a century since a Canadian team has won the Cup. We win your game. We win your game.
And you wonder where the rest of the world is. Marco.
Yeah, Atlanta, your eight games below 500 or nine back on the division. Let's get in this
thing. Shall we? Seriously. We're eight and 13 in the world.
But you know what? The good news is they're tied with my marlins for the for the seller.
You got that going for us. And we're only a game back on Philly. And we're only, you know,
they're only a game back on the match, but the match are seven back on the nationals.
But apparently the nationals, this is a great analogy. I don't know if I told you about this.
A writer, I want to say for the Washington Post, describe the nationals bullpen as if a dumpster
fire in a train wreck had a baby or for train just hit a dumpster. So, all right, it is time for
America's favorite game show. Megan, are you ready? All right. America's favorite game shows
about to go into a way. Russ, I hope you're ready, Chad. I know you're ready.
It is time for what is the run differential for the San Diego Padres?
Now what we mean by that, Megan, in case you're not aware of how what a run differential is,
it is the number of runs 18 has scored versus the number of runs they've given up at this
point this season. All right. So we're going to wait for Russ here in just a minute to put his
guess for America's favorite game show in Chad. What is your guess? 76. That is a minus 76.
Megan, what is your guess? She says minus 50. We're going to wait for Russ to get his
prediction and because we also go closest without going over. We use the prices right rule.
Russ says minus 105. He's a little aggressive this week. Wow, good Lord son. The San Diego Padres
are 14 and 25. They have a 359 winning percentage right now. They are 10 games back in the
vision as we mentioned earlier. They're 7 and 9 at home. They're 7 and 16 on the road.
They're on a 2 game losing streak. They're 28 and they're last 10. Closest without going over
is Megan. They're at a minus 65. Oh, darn it. I got too aggressive. So
we were 62 last week and they were 64. And you know, but you know what, Russ's guess wouldn't have
shocked me either. As I take a sip of my tasty beverage. All right, let me see where we're at
in the program. All right, so we have a little bit of a wrestling issue this week. I have not had a
chance to watch anything. So I have no notes on Raw or SmackDown. But you had so much down
time this week. Well, you know, let's just put it this way. I just started watching the flash
when you got your knees. And after that reveal that Savitar reveal, what? So I have to say,
get it together. I'm done. I'm done. I'm done. I'm done with all the DC. Well, that means you have
time to catch up on Riverdale now. No, I don't. I'm not going to do that. Why? It's a great show.
If I'm going to catch up on anything, I'm going to, I'm going to try try to use whatever spare time
I have to cram deadwood into it. So y'all will shut up. Okay, what's going to happen? You're going to watch
one episode. You're going to be like, I'm not doubting the show's great. I just just now, it has
been like a top priority in the chain showing scenery. What else do you need in this life? I'm a fan of
the guy. I'm a huge fan. I submit for you a approval American gods. Yeah. I know where they're going
with this and I can't wait to see how it's seen. See, I have no clue. I have no worth the idea
what's going on here. And I love every minute of that. I knew a little bit about the backstory of it. So
it's uh, we're going down a very interesting road here. Ian McShane is to scenery what I am to the
King's soup up a face. It's all I'm saying. I love that dude. I'm such a fan. And you're going to
laugh so much at some of the stuff that he says on Deadwood, especially when he interacts with the
Asian guy that runs as on the little farm there. I'm bummed out knowing that we've got a screening
coming up of Pires of the Caribbean and then his character. Next week, his character is not going
to be involved like because of what happened to him at the end of the last one. You have to like
film me in because I haven't watched that last one in forever. They're taking way too long between
those films. It's all I'm saying. All right. So let's talk some wrestling headlines at least.
Triple H this last week was inducted into the Boys and Girls Club Hall of Fame. Apparently he was a
member of the Boys and Girls Club when he was a kid up there and connect to kid. Connect to kid.
Apparently Vince went in like three years ago. Interesting. Did not know that. Kevin Von
Eric coming out of retirement to work one more match with his sons. In Israel. I seriously doubt
he's going to be working. Now here's what's going to happen. Working in this. Here's what's
going to have to lose his pop. He's going to be there. They're going to tag him in. He's going to
put the iron claw on somebody and that's going to be another man. That's how I see it. Yeah. But that
counts. Yeah. Yeah. That counts. Braun Strowman out four to eight weeks. All those surgery.
Whoops. Have you seen that WWE network is going to do its first game show?
The uh we do not know the format of it yet. But we do know who's going to be hosting it. Have you
heard this news? Uh-huh. If I decided to say people over there, what's up?
I got nothing. People over here, what's up?
Still good. You don't know who's theme is? Who's theme? Who's entrance? Do I always fast forward?
Because it beats me in this submission. Oh gosh. I'm at loss.
Our truth. Oh good. No. Hosting the show. Hosting a game show. It's happening people.
He better be doing it out of character. You into that moment. Apparently Roman Reigns' next
feud may be the miss. I'm not sure how I feel about this. Because again, I am a Roman Reigns
apologist on this show. I don't want to say it. I like Roman, but my problem is the miss is going
to run circles around him from a promo standpoint. They're not going to be doing him any favors.
Unless you turn this into a tag team feud of some form. It's a bad idea. I'm saying what I'd
like to see, but it wouldn't happen because they're on different shows. Get his cousin to Mina
involved. Oh yeah, that would be that that would at least add a ring. Now he does have another
cousin that's on the show with him now. But there's no way that works out just from a
booking standpoint. Yeah. Because there's no way that Maurice is going to be able to handle
nine jacks on a ring. Maurice doesn't have the skills. Now, nine jacks could carry it because
nine jacks has skills. But Maurice couldn't handle that. So you would pressure like a great.
So we also want to say congratulations to Kurt Angle this past week. Celebrating four and a
half years of sobriety. Good for him. So we're very happy for the Angle. Although that was
another idea I had for at the end of the wedding yesterday was if I'd done, done, done, done, done,
but then people would have chanting and it would have been taken the whole thing out of the deal.
No mercy. We'll be at the Staples Center September 24th. That's going to be a raw paper view.
Still better than great fire. You know about that, Megan, right? No. They're doing a
paper view here the week after my birthday at American Airlines Center. It's called Great Balls of Fire. Nice.
And I was like, hey, of course. Why would you? Why? I don't know. Are we going to have an
inferno match? Because why would you call it that? Of all the options that you have?
It just makes no sense to me. We're going to have like, should I walk in in the ring?
And I've dearly lose this piano rising up in the middle of the ring. I want to say congratulations
to the Maria Canalis. Didn't ready to be a college graduate here in just a few weeks.
Getting a degree in sports entertainment and event management. I didn't know that was even a thing.
But you know what? Congratulations. She's making something happen. If you're watching
impact for both of you, ultimate X is returning this week.
Just Chad's done. Chad's done.
Both of you. Both of you. Both of you. The both of you.
All right, Taz.
Apparently, Lana's finally getting back in the ring. I'm sorry, Lana.
Lana, I'm not.
I'm not laying what the hell? But she's using Rusev's finisher in NXT.
So is she? I mean, what? They have separated them. Okay. I'm the same show.
But but she's not his valet anymore. She's kind of doing her own thing. So she has, she's actually
competing. Yes. Okay. She has a new entrance where she's chair dancing.
Yeah, I saw that. I saw like a like a. I mean, still. How you doing? But
that. Um, Amber Moon is going to miss NXT take over Chicago this Saturday.
Who? Amber Moon. She used to wrestle here as a thina. She's an NXT.
Okay. She used to get a title shot Saturday night, but she's got a grade one shoulder
spraying. She's out four to five weeks. She can go. I'm a fan.
And that that NXT Chicago and take over this Saturday. So we're probably going to have to watch that
Sunday afternoon before the show. All right. And apparently, because you know, we got the women's
tournament coming up in July. JR is going to do commentary with Nigel McGinnis.
Really brother. I could not be more excited about this. And congratulations to Daniel
Brian and Bert and Bribella. They give birth to a daughter. Bertie Joe. What are we doing there?
Not a thing about that. And it's not J. Oh, it's J. O. E. For a girl. So they want this kid to live a
life of of of. But they're doing that whole hippie thing. So there. This kid's going to be so harassed.
Anything else that I missed for a wrestling talk this week? No, I was I was hoping you were going to
mention that last point right there. All right. I did jury. You're going to gloss over that.
Let's get into movie talk box office numbers from our friends at box office. Mojo this week dropping
out of the top 10 going in style drops from 10 to 13 this week. One million dollars. Six
weeks 42.4 million dollars. 25 million dollar budget. So good on you. Smurf's the lost village
drops from nine to 12. 1.2 million dollars. Six weeks. 42.2 million dollars. 60 million dollar
budget. Oh gosh. Give the drops from 8 to 11 this week. Love this movie so much. The little girl
on that's a little girl from designated survivor. She plays Jeepers daughter. Apparently she's a
local. I have heard that according to one of the people that we spoke to on at the death. Oh, that's
right. Yeah. But this I love this movie so much. One points four million dollars. Six weeks,
21 and a half million. I don't have a budget dropping from seven to ten this week. We mentioned
this movie last week. Bahu Bali to the conclusion. It's another million and a half, three weeks,
19 million dollars. The circle drops from six to nine this week. 1.74 million dollars. Three weeks,
eight, 19 million, 18 million dollar budget. This is, but one of them. They didn't really promote
this in a whole lot. So they made, they made their money. But it sure did look like it was going to be
it. I mean, continue to who's involved in it. Yeah. I figured it was going to be a much bigger,
bigger film than it turned out to be. We talked about this film last week. Low riders. They
used an eighth place this week. I was shocking. $2.5 million dollars. I don't have a budget on that.
How to be a Latin lover drops from four to seven. I need to see this film. If I know the reason
that that one sheet did you show. Make it the one sheet. She might have a better time pulling
it up on her phone. It's called how to be a Latin lover. Wait, do you see this thing?
And for the show, Raymond Garcia is really big on this movie. He says it's really wonderful.
That's not the one. That's not the one. No, he'll, I'll know what she finds it.
Beauty in the beast still in the top 10 drops from five to six this week.
Three point nine million dollars. Nine weeks. $493.2 million dollars for beauty in the beast.
Oh, Russ says, uh, money in the bank is two days for his birthday this year.
I'll drop it. Yeah, they're she's found it. She just found it.
Dropping from the bronze metal to fifth place still in the top five the boss baby.
Wow, man. I think I'm telling you, this is a good film.
Yeah, my mom saw it with my sisters. I'm telling you, you did it. It's so much fun. $4.6 million dollars.
Seven weeks, a hundred and sixty two and a half million dollars for this film.
I could not have been more wrong about this film. Yeah, you need both.
It's going to be bad too. This had crap written all over.
Uh, fate of the furious drops from the silver metal to fourth place this week.
Five point three million dollars five weeks, two hundred and fifteen million dollars,
two hundred and fifty million dollar budget, but it's making so much money global.
Like it's insane. Is it one of the least successful in the series domestically?
I don't know, but I do know it's the largest international opening of all time. Wow. Yeah, I've been
It's almost done a billion worldwide.
Nine hundred and seventy eight point four million foreign.
They're going to be okay. They're they're they're they're contracted for ten.
You got at least two more coming. All right.
Bronze and silver this week. Both debuts.
Bronze metal this week. 14.7 million dollars on a one hundred and seventy five million dollar budget.
King Arthur legend of the sword. Oh, wow. No pun intended there.
Guy Richie and this is the guy that's directing your Disney live action Aladdin.
It looks like this is going to be a little bit more swept away.
And make it aren't you a fan of the Charlie Hunnam? That's starting to this.
Yeah, because that's jacks. Right from something.
Yeah, I knew he was in it. Like I haven't that's the thing. I still want to see it. I'm interested in this film.
And I love the Arthur. I was about to say I was surprised that you were.
Because nothing about this looks Arthurian other than there's a sword in a stone and that's it.
And friend of the show, but friend of the show, Daniel Dirt said he liked a variety of
like guardians. That's a direct quote. Good. In the silver medal, a film I really think you should watch.
17.5 million this beat Arthur by a hundred thousand dollars.
Snatched Amy Schumer Goldie Han. This movie we like to call it iTunes exclusive 286.
This movie's hilarious. So you just point out to me that David Beckham isn't King Arthur.
Yeah. Well, because you know he's got these got the guys got free time. It's always saying we have jousting.
We have something that they're doing with a sack in there. But but you need to check out this film.
It's a lot of fun. 17.5 million dollars on a 42 million dollar budget.
And winning the weekend again. We talked about we was the last time that Goldie Han and Kurt Russell
opened and films back to back weeks. Well, they now occupy the top two places on the chart.
Guardians of the Galaxy volume two. Remember snatched 17.5 million.
Right. Guardians of the Galaxy volume two. 63 million dollars this weekend.
Two weeks. Think about this. 63 million dollars. That's a 57% drop off from opening weekend.
246.2 million dollars just domestically. And that's domestic on a 200 million dollar budget.
Let me get to the the full numbers on that.
384.44. So 630 and a half. God.
I enjoyed this film. I enjoyed it very much. All right. So let's get to some movie headlines. By the way,
Beauty and the Beast is now the highest grossing PG film in US in the US in the history of Ever.
You are. You don't need to go see that too. Very good. Very much enjoyed that.
Guardians of the Galaxy three is targeted for a 2020 release. So there'd be a real aggressive about getting that done.
What do you think about hell boy getting rebooted with David Harbor from Stranger Things?
Neil Marshall is directing the only thing that makes me enthusiastic about is going for an R rated take on it.
And I like David Harbor. I'm a big fan. I can see him in the outfit.
And are you guys still watching the fear of the walking dead? No. I tapped out on that too.
Cliff Curtis from that show is joining the sequels to Thunder Smurfs.
So we got that gone for you. That that by that thing opens. What week after next? Yeah.
This isn't an open Memorial Day week. Yeah. I knew it opened late. I read a review
Early review. They're already saying don't go during the daytime.
Yeah, that they say it looks better at night. Go at night. Moving new releases and places you see
moving new releases this week. We told you earlier our reviews will go up Wednesday for alien covenant.
And if you know anything about the personnel in this show,
there's some pretty strong opinions in that in that in that episode. And maybe not what you're expecting.
Yeah, from some of us. So listen that coming Wednesday night.
Have you heard of this week everything? Everything? Yes. That releases this week. I didn't have it
pulled up. We talked early about front of the show Raymond Garcia. He checked this out and really
liked this as well. This looks like it's going to be the fault of our stars or fault on our stars or
whatever of 2017. Amanda, Amanda Stenberg and Nick Robinson star in this.
A teenager who lived a sheltered life because she's allergic to everything falls for the boy that
moves in next door. Also, diarrhea of a wimpy kid, the long haul. A lot of people, we
I didn't get a chance to go to the screening of this yesterday. But a lot of people are interested
in the fact that they basically changed the whole cast for this thing. Did they really?
I want to say like, isn't like Alicia Silverstone the mom in this? Yeah.
Let me pull this up. I can't spell. Alicia Silverstone and Tom Everett Scott are your parents in
this one. All right. The Heffley family road trip to attend Mimo's 90th birthday party goes
hilariously, of course. Thanks to Greg's newest scheme to get to a video gaming convention.
Let me see if there's any other names that I recognize and this is I'm scrolling through. I got
a big bag of nothing. Did we ever talk about the kid that plays Jughead on Riverdale?
Who that is? I think you did. One of the sprouts twins? Okay, maybe you didn't. Yeah.
The what? Dylan and Cole sprouts? Mm-hmm. One of them passed away recently, right, Megan? No.
What are you talking about? No. I thought one of them. Hold on.
Thank you. That's the case. You're about to hear me get destroyed. Okay, so I thought maybe
now Dylan is not Dylan. Okay, so what is one of the twins? There was a set of twins
one of them passed away recently last year. Dylan and that's not Dylan. It's Cole plays a
Heffley's Jughead and if you hadn't told me that I would never have known. All right.
And kind of a cool story about that. He actually the reason he he showed he wanted to play Jughead
was because he found out that Jughead was going to be the narrator. He says if I'm the narrator,
they can't kill me off. I want that role. Also joining a movie theaters this weekend,
Wakefield. A man's nervous breakdown causes him to leave his wife and live in his attic for several
months. Brian Kranston, Jennifer Garner, Jason Omar, Beverly DeAngelo. I think that's all the
names are right here. Doesn't this? DVD and blue right new releases this week. Triple X, the return
of Zander Cage. Moving on there. Was it an evil? The final chapter? Anybody believe that?
Moving on? The collector's edition of Streets of Fire.
Wow. He ran this week. He would have thought that had done that two years ago. I love that movie.
I love this soundtrack. That's a guilty pleasure for me. The soundtrack is a lot better than the
film series. I can dream about she is that's my jam right there. The space between us. I never
did that kind of theatrical release. It kind of came and went. Yeah, it did. Quickly. A movie
called Love Song that was like in theaters like three weeks ago. It did not have a very long theatrical
run. If I'm not mistaken, let me pull this up. I think this is like a road trip movie and it's one
word like the, like the, the, was started by the cure. This is Riley Kio, who we know is who?
Anyone? Bueller? No. Riley Kio. Elvis's granddaughter? Oh wow. Genome alones in this. The relationship
between two friends deep in during an impromptu road trip. Like I said, this kind of came and went.
Megan just found the story on this browse to him. Yeah, it was a death hoax. Okay. Good. Good to know.
I was like, there's no way. For just, I know Docs excited. He's probably got his money ready. Coming
Tuesday, Romstein live in Paris. That's probably not an exaggeration, not an exaggeration.
And the criterion collection does a movie called Good Morning this week. And it's not a
documentary about singing in the rain. Although I do love that song. Good morning. Good morning. Good morning.
Anything that you want to add as we're talking. I'm going to pull that up for your real quick.
As I am just off my game today. Anything that we have forgotten to talk about.
Nothing I can think of. Okay. Fair enough.
That corner stuff you mentioned something to me about DLC. I just sent you the story, actually,
on your Facebook page. Oh, that's a lengthy part of my time. Yeah. Forza Motorsport 3 is doing a
a DLC pack on the X. I'm assuming that's well, that's just an Xbox one exclusive. That's that's they're racing franchise
is doing a hot wheels expansion set. Now, are they doing it with the tracks or is it on the
just the tracks that you have for Forza? Because if I don't have hot wheel tracks, I don't care.
If you don't know. Like, if I'm not racing them on tracks, I have looped any loops and stuff like that.
But I'm care. Then pull up the trailer on your phone that I said. Well, I'm not doing that. We got to
Yes. Good. We have looped. We have orange looped. I'm in on the track. Now you have me. Now you have
and is in just as two this week. Oh, gosh, I don't know. I mean, y'all the only two that can play it.
I don't have a system that'll do it. I'm saying those trailers are insane. Like, each time they release
a new character that's going to be on there. I'm like, oh my god. And some of the, uh, some of the alternate
outfits are amazing. Well, one of the last commercial spots. I saw saw saw like three different
free that were an outfits for Harley Quinn. Well, the, by the, uh, the Batman.
It releases on the 16th. So that's Tuesday this week. But I will tell you this. Not really digging
what they did with the Joker. It's okay. Yeah. I thought the same thing too. Really. They're trying
really hard to go to Jared Leto route. Kind of. He's, he's got, he's a really emo looking Joker.
I'm not taking it at all. His hair is down in his face. And yeah, check, look at this.
Yeah. I feel like it wasn't he an extra in the beaded video. It just, he doesn't look like the
Joker. I'm sorry. Just stick with how he looked. See, now that's going to be in your head for the
rest of the night. And with that, I've been. He's got some really cool fins. Was that
he called bad it. Okay. Oh, walk, walk. Oh, look, he's healing. He didn't. Don't be mad because you didn't
think of it. Believe me, I'm happy. I didn't. Yes, see that picture. It looks worse. Yeah. Right. The
tattoo is on his chest. Yeah. He just, he looks, no. Yeah. No. No. They're saying why they did that. He
looks fine in the first. Yeah. He looks awful. Because he looked like how he did in like Arkham
right stuff like that. Yeah. He had the full moon look completely different. Yeah. They're trying
to go Jared Letto kind of. Yeah. See, that's him. The first one. Do you have anything for a list, sir?
No, I do. I'm sorry. Then maybe we're doing okay on time. So it's, I like to take it. It is Mother's Day.
Yes, indeed. So I think maybe we should take it and make it. I want you involved in this, too.
A lot of people. And I put this on my Facebook wall this morning.
I got something for my wife for Mother's Day. We had the two fur balls. They're never going to
grow up and get jobs in the house. So, you know, and they can get media or as they get older.
But I thought we'd take it just a few moments as we're closing this thing up to talk about the
people in our lives that maybe people wouldn't see treat as traditional mothers, but it had been
mothers to us. I've talked about this a bazillion times on my, on my Facebook wall, on on this
day every year. There's been so many people in my life that have, somebody once said who actually
called one of my surrogate mothers. She said to a buddy of mine, she says, you know how as sailors
have a different girl on every port? Rob has a mom in every town. And I wore that like a badge
because I've had so many women in my life because that was an only kid raised by a single mother.
And so, there was a lot of opportunity that people took to step in and kind of help mentor me in that role.
Whether it was people that worked with me in my youth ministry days or people that just kind of
looked after me, I mean, I go back to my second, I had the same teacher in second and third grade.
And she kind of took me under her wing and really kind of helped me develop as a young man.
She would invite other classmates to spend time with her and have lunches and things like that.
Mrs. Griffin and I wish I had to keep in touch with her over the years.
But, you know, even to now, when there's people that I die, I call mom because I can't call them
by their names because just who they are. Right. You know, I mean, your mom sadly left us a few
years ago, but you've got, you've still got a lot of people that look out for you.
Megan, let's start with you. A kind of people that like, when you think of mom type people,
I mean, because you're your mother, of course, you're just talking about her. But I mean,
because you guys, you're what, 1500 miles away from each other. Yes.
What kind of people do you want to send this shout out to for Mother's Day, besides your mother herself?
Of course, my step mom, which I got to. Is it nice today? Didn't know I was coming over.
Shout out to Jules. Boy, she, her reaction was priceless. Not expecting that at all.
And then, of course, Rhonda, you know, she's my godmother. So, got to give a shout out to her,
took me in for about a year when I had no place to go. So, shout out to you.
And then, let's see. Oh, should you be Rhonda? Yeah, so, yeah.
And I don't know, I got like, you know, my godmother, of course, in the next room.
And then, you know, I got a saucer mom up at my job.
She says that because of a she works as called the flying saucer. Let's be clear on that.
Oh, gosh, I feel like I have so many. I just like can't keep count anymore.
I don't know. I just got like friends moms, you know, that I have that I talked to.
I called them mom, you know, my grandma, of course, that just recently moved to South Carolina.
She's my other mom. Beautiful section of country.
I mean, um, I don't know. That's all I can think of right now.
Yeah. Just have so many.
Well, uh, one of the most obvious choices, it's another woman that's that's left. It's
but Connie Jennings. Um, uh, the wife of one of my dad's co-workers, whom I considered a
second father to me, Bob, who, who passed away a few years before she did she passed away
fairly recently. But always really looked up to her as a very motherly figure.
Um, my, my ants have really stepped up their game, you know, Georgine and uh, and uh,
Mikey's mom, uh, Lou that we had lunch with earlier today. Um, you know, I, I, I owe so much to them
for, you know, helping keep my head on straight. Um, oh gosh.
I know I'm going to really, I know I'm going to do like
but just, those, those are the two that immediately come to my nod. I've got a pretty good idea
what's, what's going to be one of the first ones that you say, though, uh, for me that list is
long and distinguished. Uh, we talk about those who have departed from us, um, um,
Linda Fetrell. That's the one who I even called her mom. Yeah. Because she was my work mom,
because she and I worked at the medical center of the community who took me in when, you know,
I really literally had no family here. Um, mom weighed, who was from my childhood,
who lives up in Denton now. You know, all right, their house had their own pager code.
Like that's how often I was there. Wow. Uh, my mom knew I always would knew what I was.
If I wasn't at work school or church, I was at Julie's house.
And all the different moms that we had, growing up in school that, you know, that's just what we did.
You didn't call them Mr. Miss. It was just mom. So it's dad's own stuff. Yeah, like Johnny
Jessman Claudia, who's no longer with us in Anthony's mom. Okay. Right. And of course,
I had to send a shout out to my mother-in-law. Because she's as do I. She was the pond raised my wife.
So, you know, I was going to send a course to, uh, to my brother-in-law's wife, because my,
my niece's mother, you know, and, you know, and she's my mother-in-law just had a birthday. So,
yeah, definitely need to send a shout out to her. And as I said this morning on my post,
just because you don't have children that doesn't make you a mother. If you are a role model to
somebody, whether you're a mentor or whether you're a counselor, I mean, that doesn't make you
not a mother. That's what I'm saying. I mean, I guess, you know, I mean, yeah, that, we celebrate
you today and we celebrate you every day. Right. So, you know, I, you did not be high enough.
I did call my mom earlier today. I'm sure they're out and about up there and in Boyce,
because I got the answering machine. So, I'm sure she'll be calling me later today.
It's just a great day. We had a great search service this morning. We're kind of the,
the men of the church kind of took over a lot of the service, but one of our leaders who is a mother
actually did the message talking about her experience as a mother was a great service this morning.
Lee and great job. And I just, I kind of like this day every day, every year.
Because you get to see people get lifted up for the word hard work that they do all the time.
Yeah. You never ends.
Great. I just got very bitter sweet for me over the years. It's, it's one of those days of the
week that art, one of the days to the year that I parted me kind of dreads because it's kind of a
painful amount of the minds don't longer hear, but you still celebrate her. And that's the
employer in her family. Yeah. Which we did to it. Yes, we did.
Anything else where we closed this thing out?
Anyone? Anyone?
All right. No. I mean, again, happy Mother's Day to all of you out there. Even though Letterman said this is
always the opening act for the main event, which is Father's Day, but he's a little bias to that.
But again, call your mom if you haven't seriously. And congrats again to Barbara.
Christopher. Yes. And I'm sure that the one year anniversary party is going to be just as big as the
one we went through last night. It's already in the planning stages. I'm sure.
Russ said his niece and his great niece and his sister were over to see him. So there were three
generations of moms at his house today. That's awesome news, sir. All right. That'd be in
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high school musical awards. So until next time, thank you for being here, Megan.
Yeah, welcome. For Megan, for Chad, for the Empire. I'm Rob. Clubhouse is closed.
We're in a Palmer. Appreciate you being in town last night, but you know, I mean,
I had to change the number. I just want you to know that. It's nothing personal. It's just business.
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