The Clubhouse – Episode 39

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in its Saturday night
It is Saturday night, it is 8 o'clock on the east coast, it is 5 o'clock on the west
coast, it is the 14th of April in the year of our Lord 2012, it is season 2, episode
39. I didn't have the right page on my right side, making an adjustment there. The Clubhouse
is live on the air, we welcome each and every one of you individually, whether you are
listening on your portable device, listening live or listening on the archive, we appreciate
each and every one of you. Welcome, I am Rob, join me across the desk as he has been for
quite some time now he is chat. Good evening sir. Good evening to you, I got a little
tickle in my system today, I don't know what is going on, I think it is just because I am
getting too old to work back to act shifts, I think is what it is. I worked last night and
I volunteered to help out this morning at 4.30. Oh you did? Yeah, I worked today. Oh I
didn't even know that. They appear with a sprung voluntary overtime on us and the people
on first shift weren't prepared for it so I just volunteered to help them out and work
this morning so I got home at about 12.30 and I was back up at 4.30. That is why I was
snapping when you text me. Okay, I was wondering that, I just, normally I am not a guy to
nap, I am just not, but I had to, like I was done. I remember you had made mention about
this voluntary overtime thing coming in, but I didn't know when it was starting, I already
started. I worked first shift today. I am going to say something, if I see more than
4.30 in a day, better be because I didn't go to bed, that is all I am saying. Got another
one coming around. Lord. No guests tonight. We are, we are guestless. One like, one for
like a truck. That is true. I mean these things have it just from time to time, but we will
be fine. Next week could be a little bit different. You may have to carry this thing on your
bath next week sir. Oh boy. Because I think at this point I'll be working next Saturday
night. So we'll just have to see how that goes. Okay. We start each and every show with
corrections. Hey, in my defense, there is no defense. Yeah, I was, I was hungry. There
is no defense to this at all. I don't care. There is nothing you can say. Oh come on,
Mr Toronto Maple Leaf. But you know what? Give me a break. I think you can give me a mulligan
on it. So I'm listening to the last week show. I listen to every show. Make no mistake.
I listen to every show that we do. Usually at least Tuesday if not later. And we were
in wrestling talk. Chad mentioned Bob Backland and called his finisher the chicken face cross
wing. I know it's Seek. How about the cross face chicken wing? It's like right after
I said I'm like, that's going to bite me later. I meant to correct it in the conversation.
I just never got around to it. The fact that it didn't get to me until the replay. It's
what's weird. I was in the car. I was like in the car and I went, what? Did I really?
Like I said, I was really hungry at the time. But then you should have at least gotten the
chicken wing part of it right. For a guy that has messed up the Toronto hockey teams and
baseball teams repeatedly. But I'm not afraid to correct myself. So you have to not fear
the correction either, sir. But you say there is no excuse. Oh, yes, there is. Yes,
there is. Yes, there is.
Face. Lord mercy. Anyway, how about that NASCAR? Let's do NASCAR, Tom. Surprise. We don't
hear the screaming of the engines from where we're sitting. I don't want to talk about
that for a minute. First of all, big thanks to a friend of the show Don Ford for being
on last week. Great job. Yes, it was. Good times. Showing title. Happy that to you. You
still working on that? Brother, it's been a long week. The lyrics are simple enough. You
just think of them with a melody. You got that nice little keyboard. Just hammer something
out. Probably some of our listeners are not tuning in right now because they may be
out in the Fort Worth area at the. Wow, that's kind of amazing. Wow, you're going to
write that down. At the Texas Motor Speedway, because it is Texas race weekend. This is the
Samsung. Yeah, the Samsung mobile 500 is actually tonight. If you live in the Dallas, Fort Worth
area, you know, we're not sure if this thing's going to happen because the weather is a
little, little free, freaky right now. But I will tell you guys how it's going to work
today. For those of you that aren't local, there's a, there's a bunch of roads here.
It's all the same. But one of the ones that leads you to my work is a road by the name
of 114. And 114 also leads to the Texas Motor Speedway. And in Dallas and in some of
the places in the country, too, they have these big LED boards that tell you like if there's
a backup or if there's construction. The board today, as I was going to work said, 114
westbound will be closed. Oh gosh, because probably what they're doing is they're trying
to get everybody out of Texas Motor Speedway tonight. So from eight o'clock tonight until
six o'clock in the morning, you cannot go westbound on 114. Probably pass the airport.
It sounds like a nightmare scenario. So I was like, ooh, glad I'm going to be home.
Phil says it's on now. They're 30 at laps in. Feel good to see you today. Once again,
give my, give my best to your daughters that I could not join them today. As long as
the weather holds up there, they'll still keep going. But after the rumbling, we just
heard outside. I can't really imagine. It's probably somewhat similar out in that part
of the part of the show. So I mean, your standings are going to be the same as they were
last week. So really, there's not much to go over. No, just no more next week. We'll
cover this all next week because they were off last week because NASCAR does not race
on Easter. I want to say at a time they didn't race on Mother's Day, but that is not the
case the last few years. I'm not for sure, but I thought at one time they didn't. NASCAR
drivers have mothers too. NASCAR, mama, and Elvis. Just saying, you are losing the club
out. So we are your one stop shop for all things sports and entertainment. Speaking of
combining the two, here's a, here's a harrowing fact for you, sir. What's that? Two weeks
from tomorrow is the next WWE vapor view that we are just now recovering from WrestleMania.
WWE, something that resembles extreme rules will be on the 29th. We'll be live at Fox and Hound
in Richardson, Texas, just off central in Campbell right behind the McDonald's pre show will be at
six o'clock central time. Paperview starts at seven. Make sure you get there early. Man, wait,
there were 350 people there. Nobody wrestling. Oh, easily. So we're hoping to get that going.
Don, just checking into the room. We appreciate you having. You being with us last week, sir.
Let's move on to a little bit of music news. I'll decide we're going to mix up the order a little
bit every week, just because, you know, I write the run sheet I can. Yeah. Ain't nobody holding me
down. Nah, I'm not that the man keep me down. Just saying. So if you've been living in a cave
and have not heard this next story, oh, good lord. I mean, how do you start this? I mean, how do
you start this with any without laughing? I mean, it's just business as usual for Mr. Rose.
We are now the induction ceremony is actually tonight for the rock and roll. HBO will be showing it
on May the 5th. Okay. So I will set my DVR because I will that will be one of the weeks that I
am out of town and you're going to have to carry this thing. Is that going to be going on while we're
on the air? Well, it'll be it'll be recorded. I mean, I'm sure it'll be airy. You're a lovely
wife and she is a British is a British descent just checked in. Okay. Guns and roses among the
inductees into the rock and roll hall of fame in Cleveland this year. Did I take a figure out why
the rock and roll hall of fame is Cleveland? Because Cleveland rocks. Well, there's that. Cleveland
hosted the very first rock and roll concert. Oh, okay. I found that in one of my on this day things
a couple weeks ago. It's like, okay, that makes more sense now. So it's like, Cleveland? Okay.
Guns and roses, the rumors were, would they reunite? Would they be there?
Will America care? I'm just curious is to what is it that Axel and Slash have a beef over?
And neither one of them will say which I think is weird. I mean, because I remember whenever they
did their reunion thing at the MTV Video Music Awards a few years back and Slash wasn't the
guitarist buckethead was. No, it was, but it was the Guns and Roses lineup at that time as
what it was. Yeah, it wasn't it Guns and Roses reunion. Well, it was just Guns and Roses as the
lineup was at that time. But still Slash knows. And it was still terrible. Yeah. He's dreadful.
He ought to be glad that people still think he's somewhat even remotely relevant. See, I think in
his mind, he's still relevant regardless. I don't think it's him being thankful to him. He's never
lost it. Oh, you know, he's lost because he's that delusional. Yeah, Axel, you know, we're talking
about Axel Rose, the guy who owns the name Guns and Roses. If you watch there behind the music,
early on, he basically threw a tantrum until the entire band signed over the rights to the name
Guns and Roses to him. The name comes from Axel Roses the Roses and the rest of the half of the
band used to be in a band called LA Guns. Right. That's how that happened. So,
Axel almost was Thursday or Wednesday somewhere in there. I can't remember when it was out
of the open letter in the LA times. Yeah, where he basically says, don't include me in this.
And nobody's authorized to include me. Yeah, nobody can speak for me on this. I'm like,
you are such a mega tool. Why do you not want to be inducted into the rock and roll hall of fame
as the lead singer of a band that whether you like them or not was a game changer in the late
days appetite for destruction set the world on fire. Yeah.
But I mean, again, Axel being Axel on this and nobody's gonna care. No. Like, you're not gonna
have people in the crowd chaining where's Axel because they're not going to care. No. They'd
rather see Duff. They'd rather see. They'd definitely rather see Slash. They'd rather see Matt
Sorum. I just, I don't get it. I never did figure who that band was. The Slash was performing
with that Golden Gods revolver metal award ceremony that was on the other night. I can't
not feel like I think of who else was in that line up. It was probably just on the one of the
Slash's snake pit things. It's like Ringo Star does. Yeah. It's the same bit. But he had, boy,
when he had Alice Cooper come out there. Boy, Alice Cooper sounded terrible. But still,
I still the big shout. You can't get off my lawn. That's basically what it was like. But I don't
know what was worse. That are here in Maryland, Manson Singh because he was like the headliner for
that show. The only real big. I'm gonna say that you did get one cool thing out of the Maryland
Manson performance. And no one realized until he revealed it because he did like a three or
four song set. Yeah, because I was talking about the phone driving from work as you were watching.
And it didn't even phase me. He does sweet dreams. He does his cover of sweet dreams. And you're
watching this. And you're watching his guitarist go back and forth. And I don't know his band members.
I couldn't tell his band members names to save my life. Right before he closes with the beautiful
people, he points out who his guitarist is. It's one Johnny Depp. Now, not permanently, I'm sure.
Just for that gig, I'm like that place wouldn't nuts. You could not, you would not believe the
gates or response from this thing. And can I just say there's probably an F bomb or two thrown in
there? Yeah. Just just venturing it gets here. Heck, even even, well, I told you who hosted the thing.
Chris Jericho and he was dropping F bombs left and right. He's the best in the world wouldn't
know, sir. Yeah, yeah, yeah. He tried to take credit for it too. And the whole audience turned on him.
Because I'd like to think that this night was so cool because I'm your host today. I start booing
at God, but that's Chris Jericho being a healer. This is a bit.
Interesting announcement from Green Day this week. Yeah, I'm questioning the wisdom of this decision.
They're going to be releasing three albums over a five month period. Starting in September,
they will release their first of the three September 25th called Uno. On November 13th,
they will release release dose. And on January 15th, 2013, they will release
tray, not trace. Not trace. Trey. And the reason they're calling it that is because of their drummer.
Trey cool. Who is there out? Who is their label?
They even get me. Are they on an independent label or are they on a major label? No, sir.
I mean, it just, it's just kind of strange to me because I remember back in the day,
they'd had a problem. Like I remember Warner Brothers got all ticked off whenever
Prince wanted to release two albums within a two year period. They're letting Green Day release
three in less than a year. Something wrong here. I don't look at that up for you right now.
Um, no, they're on Warner Brothers reprice, sir. Interesting then. It makes it even even more curious.
But I know we got a completely different regime running that label now. I did back a bit.
But they're saying that they've got enough material that's strong enough that they can do this.
And I'm sure it all sounds just like this. Yeah. Hey, you know what, they'll always get
a point because they name their first album, Dookie. I just, what are you going to say?
You move on. Just you.
Is that remake or something? It's from the MTV party to go. It's cool.
It is announced this week that your headliner for Lala Paloza will be Red Hot Chili Peppers again.
I'm so old-school, I remember when this show traveled. Yeah. Now it's only one city. It's a
three-day festival once a year. It will be in Chicago this year, August the 3rd to the 5th.
So it goes to different cities every year, right? Um, I think this is the second time it's been
in Chicago. I thought so too. Black keys towards the machine, Childish Gambino. I would go for
Childish Gambino. I don't even know who the heck that is. It's a Donald Glover from Community.
And it's really good. We can play none of it on this show.
Jack White Black set. How was the chili peppers headlining over? I always, well,
because Ozzy's probably not there, because Ozzy does his own thing. That's right, because Oz Fest.
Yeah, but that's the reason he created Oz Fest because he wanted my Lala Paloza.
I can't believe they're agreed to this. Yeah, I would think.
That's odd. I'm going to skip one and come back because I'm going to put this one.
Also going on this weekend is the Coachella Festival,
which you can watch live on YouTube if you feel the need. If you want to still see their performances
and not smell people. But apparently, uh, Dr. Drain Snoop will be performing at Coachella.
And so will Tupac and Nate Dog. That is so creepy. Via hologram. Somehow,
I doubt it's a hologram. That is the way it's being pitched, sir.
I am a hologram. You know, this reminds me of another story I read earlier in the Tuesday,
who they're trying to get to perform at the closing ceremony is the Olympics.
Oh, the who thing? Keith Muth. They're pitching Keith Moon and I was like,
here's a question. How are you going to do that since he's been no longer with?
Sarah Moise now going to be a saiyan because that dude is no longer in this world. It has not been
for many, many, many, many, many, many years. Thirty four years, the four guy.
Oh, no, we could book the hill and it could be under the moon. So Keith Moon will be.
How did somebody not go? Hey, seriously, dude, please do not put that press release out.
I am begging you. Just talk about just completely not doing your homework.
Although, you know, I read somewhere that Keith Moon was the inspirational for animal.
Yeah, I read. To me, no, Mick Fleetwood. Yeah, that read that.
Looks just like animal. So from the Muppets.
Well, apparently the manager emailed back the the person that was asking for this.
I said that Keith now resides in a golders green crematorium,
having lived up to the whose anthemic line I'll hope I die before I get hold.
That's well done. It's a classy way to handle it.
That's basically a fix, but can't help you there, sir.
By the way, right actually, Peppers, great live.
Never seen them. I know you did because you went to a good show of the friend,
a good friend of the show, Chris Randall and I went and saw that the American Airlines
center, Narls Barclay. That was Barclay open for them. Yeah.
They're coming back in October.
Teppers are obviously not dollars.
Teppers are coming back in October. Great live in.
They would like play two songs and then have like a 10 minute jam session.
Wow. Great live band. Great live band.
Yeah. Oh, so there's this.
Yes.
I'm losing your will.
I am. I've always said that I've been an advocate of
making people take a test before they're allowed to use a computer.
Much less the internet. Much less the internet.
Especially social networking sites.
Oh.
So Courtney love not on her public Twitter feed, but on her private Twitter feed.
Why? Why have it?
I don't know if you can follow this to this show.
What a clubhouse show if I ever update the Twitter feed.
She says on her private Twitter feed that Dave Grohl,
drummer for Nirvana, lead man for Foo Fighters,
and all around Bade,
tried to seduce the daughter of herself
in Kurt Cobain, Francis B.
If this is on her private Twitter feed, how'd this get out?
Because there's people on her private Twitter feed
that I'm sure leaked it.
Then again, why? You can't trust anybody online.
You know that?
Who let it out?
The way the story was written,
and I read this on an Entertainment Weekly's website,
www.com.
I like how they made it a point to say,
normally Francis doesn't respond to these things.
She's kind of distanced herself from her mom.
She's kind of doing her own things beautiful girl.
Yeah, she's probably in her early 20s,
we figured by this point.
She basically did respond to this.
It says it never happened that any concept of therein would be gross
and that her mother should be banned from Twitter.
And America went,
Thank you.
Well, I mean, there's a lot of gray area there,
because she really didn't say how old she was when that...
It doesn't matter.
Well, yeah, it does.
And you don't put it out there.
Well, but I mean, if she was 19,
okay, if she was seven, he's a pedophile.
Don't care, because he didn't do it.
She is saying he didn't do it.
But what was Courtney left trying to imply?
Exactly.
That she's crazy?
Well, we all know that. That's not implied.
That's understood.
Courtney Love
is like the anti-key thritchers.
The anti-key thritchers.
Went the other way.
Somehow keeps...
Like the frog and frogger keeps missing the vehicles.
Just waiting for that proverbial alligator to come and chomper up.
Uh, Joseph's saying that she told Yahoo
it was false accusations.
I mean,
someone should ban my mom from Twitter.
I just love that.
What? Now Courtney is saying it's false accusations.
No, I don't know.
Joseph, who are you referring to?
Francis Bean or Courtney?
Love.
But I've got to move on,
because I can't listen to this song.
Yeah, more.
Robin Gibb seriously ill with pneumonia
and a London hospital it was reported.
Courtney is saying that
Francis Bean's friends told her that.
Oh, oh, oh, okay.
Well, there's reliability.
Yeah, more Ron.
The Robin Gibb seriously ill with pneumonia and a London hospital.
It was reported late this afternoon.
He has slipped into a coma.
Right.
It does not look good.
Wow.
I saw him saying.
Barry is going to be the only one left.
Because we are talking it up on a very good talk show.
I'm trying to be serious.
What a grace.
You have to admit that's a great sketch.
I'm sorry.
I still haven't watched last week's episodes.
You know, I'm sure you probably haven't missed much.
Well, I've only got two episodes of luck left.
And then I got to watch six more episodes of Spartacans.
You remember that God awful music?
I thought that they had on there that we were talking about
that landed Del Rey.
Yeah, apparently she made like a major fashion faux pas
earlier in the week.
You were like a see-through top or something.
You were getting all over her for it.
Oh, the musical guests, by the way, last week.
I do have a correction.
The musical guest last week was one direction.
That's a boy band.
So I'm sure they were carrying instruments.
Oh, yeah, Megan just hand me download their stuff
and put it on her thumb draw.
So she could take it home, put it on her arm.
That you paid for?
I did it.
Of course.
I paid for all my stuff.
Wow.
I don't know whether I feel bad for this guy or not.
How can you feel bad for it?
I do because of how it happened.
Adam Levine and his latest Supermodel girlfriend have broken up.
Okay, right there.
His latest Supermodel girlfriend.
I already don't feel sorry for him.
He's been through like three or four.
He's a rock star.
But here's the thing.
I don't care who you are.
When somebody breaks up with you
and you find out by reading somebody else's blog
that it happened.
You think maybe he might have had it coming?
I don't know.
I'm not here to judge anybody.
I don't know the situation.
I don't wish ill on the guy.
But I really don't really feel sorry for it.
Rockstar when his 13 Supermodel girlfriend dumps him via Twitter.
Oh, you poor soul.
Yeah, but still, come on.
Call somebody.
That's all I'm saying.
It's too much effort.
It's easier to just say,
I unhate unlike you.
Send.
I think the headline was Adam Levine
needs to change his profile status
on Facebook to single.
I think it was the blog or something like that.
I was like, wow.
Music new releases
in your local music store
or website this coming Tuesday.
Heavy Metal Dragon Force
releases the power within.
It sounds like an infomercial.
It sounds like a colon cleanser.
And then there's this guy
who's still kind of
don't know what's going on here.
This is the only studio song I have.
It's from an easy top trivia.
That's one more than me.
Hank Williams III releases long gone daddy.
So there's that.
And then we're just going to move on from there.
Jason Moraths releases
love is a four letter word
this coming Tuesday.
He's really hit or miss with me.
Some of his stuff I really really like
and some of his stuff I'm like
it's too folksy for me.
Like this, I love this song.
Called I'm Yours.
Sounds like a song that should have shown up
in the Juno soundtrack.
It just makes me think of Jack Johnson.
I do your lack to be mellow.
I used to lovingly do that.
I've scared to do the
getting mellow with Jack Johnson.
Sponsored by here.
Sponsored by this footwear that look like feet.
You put them on your feet
and they look like feet and you can be mellow.
And Sandberg would play Jack Johnson.
Just take a acoustic guitar
crack it over my head.
I like this.
Luden Wainwright III releases
older than my old man now on Tuesday.
Our Lady Peace returns
with curve.
We got them this week.
You remember they did the theme
for Chris Benoit back in the day?
Oh that's right.
They have officially stopped playing it.
Thanks for waiting almost seven years.
Appreciate that.
Train releases
California 37.
And then I saw this.
Yeah and as soon as I saw this.
Like really?
Loved this song.
Loved this remix.
Yeah.
I think I've got this one.
Wish Megan was a slave for a minute.
I wish Megan was listening because she's gotten
gotten that Michael Flame
rekindled in her again.
Been listening to Michael all week.
By the way Dallas fans, a second show has been added
for Michael Jackson and Moral.
I will not be June 26th and 27th.
Yeah I told her that.
Look.
SWV returns with an album called
I Miss Us.
I guess Taj goes on survivor
and it all just goes crazy.
I don't know who came up with this remix
but they're genius.
I'm always like them.
Sisters with voices.
Of course, one comedian put him
Jotice and drag.
I've not heard that.
That is funny.
Go downtown.
Go to Macy's.
Get some makeup.
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Or as we like to call it, sports and entertainment.
Right now, let's do some MMA talk.
Bobby Lashley is back in the MMA headlines.
His next fight will be
scheduled for Super Fight League on May 6th.
Doesn't it sound like a Japanese game show?
Welcome to Super Fight League.
Or a Japanese import video game
for the old PlayStation.
But the thing is,
if you want to watch this fight,
you can watch it live on YouTube.
And it's on Sunday.
Duck.
Oh gosh.
We're also saying he's looking into boxing.
Bobby, come home.
It's working with Vince.
Must be a total pain.
Well, remember, he didn't have,
he had less moves than Cena.
Oh jeez.
I mean, go back and watch
any random Bobby Lashley match.
He was just so big and bulky
he couldn't move.
Kind of like the guy they just brought in.
No.
That's a whole different ball, man.
Just talk about that later.
Indeed.
And we did find out that the ultimate fighter Brazil
will make it to television.
It's going to be in June on fuel.
It's going to come right on the heels
of the ultimate fighter live finale.
Which I think I guess maybe,
I don't know how that's going to work
because if they're saying it's going to air in June,
the ultimate fighter finale is not supposed to be
until July.
So I'm not sure exactly how that's going to work.
Maybe there was a misprint in the article that I read.
Right now you can only watch
the ultimate fighter Brazil on
ufc.tv.
But now I guess fuel
is going to be airing those episodes.
They're really trying to make fuel
into a viable commodity.
Oh yeah, they take
a shot at it every time they
get a chance to.
Your ultimate fighter live fight last night,
Chris Tickle from Teen Crews
loses to Joe Proctor
of Team Favor in 4 minutes
and 42 seconds with a rear naked choke.
God, that creeps me out.
What?
Joe Proctor.
That was the name of my best friend in an Navy.
Oh, I really.
I'm kind of a boring episode this week.
I might say something.
Dominic Cruz does not scoring points with me.
He's speaking to me a bigger jerk
like every week.
Absolutely.
Before the, before the life
fight last week, he got drunk
and was just talking, smacking
his own locker room.
That's the picture perfect example
of an idiot.
Which one was the guy who lost his father?
That was the KSF from last week.
Okay, so, okay.
Needle one of these guys.
He won this fight last week.
That's where all the MMA.
Not a lot of MMA headlines.
John Fuel.
I believe.
I think it's tonight.
But next Saturday night is the big
Rashad Evans John Jones
title fight.
That's going to be worth a watch.
I'll be working.
The job is sure you'll have it on your DVR.
No, it's paper views.
Oh, that's right.
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Congratulations to the cast and crew
of Game of Thrones.
Season 3 has been greenlit.
Does this shock you?
What I love about this show
because
okay, let me give you a list of the
shows I have to be caught up on
at all times.
Jeopardy.
Damn Levitard is highly questionable.
We'll get to watch last week's
the last night's because I went home
and straight to bed.
Around the horn,
all the wrestling shows,
ultimate fighter finale,
survivor,
but Game of Thrones
I have to watch the day of theirs.
Oh really?
There's something about that show
that if I know it's on,
it's like my spidey sense tingles.
I don't know why.
I can't believe I didn't kick in for Spartacus.
The thing was Spartacus
I was so busy at that point
that I just got so far behind
that it was just going to take me forever to catch up.
That's outstanding.
We've had two episodes of this season of Game of Thrones
and not a whole lot has happened,
but you're watching this and you're going,
oh this is about to be on.
Like you're just watching every episode
and you're just like,
it's about to go down.
Like this season,
it's about to get real.
Like they just kicked in the new season
of the Borges and I don't even care.
You got up in Game of Thrones already?
Yeah.
I will.
Like now.
Okay.
Because you're killing me.
I'm waiting for you to get caught up
so we can talk about this.
It's kind of like the way I feel about you in Spartacus.
Yeah.
But at least mine are ready to watch right now.
So we're yours.
You've had a lot more time with this than I have in Spartacus, sir.
You had a year to get caught up in Game of Thrones.
Just saying.
But this show is just great.
And I'm almost caught up on luck,
which,
man,
disappointed that show is not coming back.
Because I was kind of going into it.
Because I was just kind of like,
you know, given
a past employer that I worked for,
I know a lot about horse racing.
And we just say that.
Yeah.
So it intrigued me a little bit,
but man,
I'm going to say it.
One of the greatest roles in Dustin Hoffman's career.
And he's had some good ones.
I mean, this, this character that he's playing,
you're just like,
just seems like an altitude type role.
And with his sidekick.
I'm not a sidekick, but his like his assistant being Dennis Farina.
It's like, what else do you need?
Oh, you've got a, you've got a man crush on that guy.
And I'm a huge Dennis Farina fan.
And the fact that the two of them
are like partnered up on this show.
Oh, so great.
So, and the guy that played,
um, Shyla Buff's dad
and Transformers is in it.
Yeah, I do like that guy.
And his character, he's just grumpy.
But Jason, he's always grumpy.
I've never seen a play guy like that.
I mean, it was just like,
this oldie's in this?
Yes.
Richard Kine from Spin City.
I was just like, oh my goodness.
Where were you going with the Emperor theme anyway?
It was called the Emperor's Throne Room.
Oh.
Quick, quick update on the story we broke last week
about Matt Lauer signing a multi-year deal
with the today show.
That dude's getting paid $30 million
a year.
And his hair still looks like crud.
But he's still Matt Lauer.
Yeah.
But do something with that.
With that hair line.
It got it looks awful.
You're going to be waiting a little bit longer.
And if they don't have pulled indefinitely,
what Fox has realized is that dude's got a lot on his plate.
Yeah, you think.
So they're going to hold off.
It was a mutual decision.
It wasn't anything that was from either party.
Are we possibly pushing a,
I don't know, critical mass on animation, on Fox?
Well, you know me with the far one.
He's two for three with me.
So that's kind of my point though,
because American dad,
you couldn't force me to watch that.
And the point of dynamite has come and gone.
Yeah, it had their season finale like two weeks ago.
Well, much like Alan Gregory.
Boop.
Sorry, Jonah Hill.
That just wasn't good.
This next story actually broke a couple of weeks ago.
But I just heard about it today.
And my brain exploded.
I am told that this is an online thing,
darn it.
I wish this was an actual champion.
Via Hulu.
That's what I'm hearing.
I don't know for sure.
Let me look this up.
Yeah, Megan, you definitely need to pay attention here.
Because this is something that we've actually discussed,
like fairly recently.
What's your source?
Who reported this?
This was from...
Because I am.
If this is a bit, if this thing's for real.
This comes...
I believe it's at tv.com.
Is where you can get it.
Or as you put it, a thing, if this is a thing.
This is truly all over this.
Here we go.
This is a creation.
It's called Cartoon Planet.
And then it is a creation of Cartoon Network.
Because what Cartoon Network has realized.
This is a programming block.
Good.
But from what I am reading.
Oh, just on Friday, on Friday nights.
It's called Cartoon Planet.
Let me run.
I'm going to throw...
I mean, it starts...
It's a one hour block.
From the start, darn it.
Okay.
I know it's two hour block.
I'm sorry.
What they've realized is
what they've realized as well as Disney's doing.
Like Cartoon Planet tried to do with Boomerang.
It just fell apart.
Which I don't know why.
It was working.
They are bringing back classic episodes of Cowan Chicken.
Powerpuff Girls.
Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends.
Johnny Bravo.
And...
Dexter's Freakin Laboratory.
That's what I had to say about that.
Now, that's awesome enough.
That is awesome on its own.
I...
Cartoon Things.
It's hosted by Black and Sora.
And...
My brain exploding.
My God.
And I'm sure the big man himself will pop in on occasion.
And it debuted two weeks ago.
Oh my God.
March 29th.
And it debuted.
Is it set on the DVR now?
I just found out today.
Oh my gosh.
I heard it from the Philip DeFranco Show.
If you don't watch the Philip DeFranco Show on YouTube,
they do have a mobile app for that end source feed.
Which are two great channels to watch on YouTube.
The title of that episode of the Philip DeFranco Show
is Best News Ever.
Which is a picture of Powerpuff Girls.
I was like, okay.
How is this not its own channel?
Your daughter apologizes for not letting you know
she knew about it on Monday.
Oh, you stink.
Yeah, you should have let us know about this.
We talk about this at link.
Dexter's lab.
Dexter's lab.
Bring back the glory days of the Cartoon Network's greatness.
Because what they're showing now ain't it.
Well, they're starting to show live action stuff.
And I'm like, you're called Cartoon Network for a reason.
Kind of like the reason that MTV was called Music Television.
The Cowan Chicken.
Oh, what?
I mean, there were times where, like, Cowan Chicken.
I was like, okay, I can see the ren in Stimpy Parallels here.
But there were also times when Cowan Chicken.
I was like, I have nothing right now.
I mean, my brain is mush because I have no idea where this is going.
Bring me two stupid dogs.
I have heard that there will be courage to cowardly dog.
We'll be involved in this deal.
Megan's head just exploded.
That's her.
Poorly dog.
Just leave Ed and Eddie out of it for the love of all that is pure.
I just need Dexter's lab.
And I'm happy.
All I need in this life is Animaniacs, Tiny Toons, and Dexter's lab.
And maybe a freak is the way that puts on every once in a while.
And I got two more words for you.
Samurai Jack.
I don't know.
That might be in its own category for me.
Well, it's done by the same guy that did Bravo.
And Power of Girls.
Yeah, that's true.
Tell me it just a sleep bone while you're there.
Hmm.
Did you just have a...
Disney needs to make one channel.
That's all Marvel properties all the time.
Yeah.
Live action, and I mean, I don't care.
If they own all that and supposedly, and apparently they do,
I just...
Also rumors of a Disney animation Marvel film
to go into production later this year.
Uh-huh.
I don't know how I feel about this.
You don't know how you feel about this?
I just don't know how I feel about this.
I don't know.
I'm looking for a downside.
Although it was brought up online,
if you're going to do this, just go ahead and do Disney versus Marvel
for the Xbox 360.
No, they need to start putting Marvel characters in the next Kingdom Hearts.
Yeah.
You are losing to the clubhouse live every Saturday night,
eight on the East Coast, five on the West Coast.
It is season two, episode 39,
which means we are slowly but surely
approaching a milestone.
We are...
nine episodes away
from a big milestone.
So stay tuned for that,
because we're planning something pretty big.
Yes, sir.
Let us do...
a little bit of NHL talk.
Nice segue.
I think my first rodeo, sir.
Brent Sutter is out of a job.
He, until two days ago,
was the coach of the Calgary Flames.
So,
there's that.
But the Stanley Cup playoffs,
or as I like to call it,
overtime 2K12
is underway.
Brent Sutter is out as coach of Calgary,
but the Columbus Bluejack,
you lead the Deedle Deedle alone, sir.
You lead the great hint,
Ken Hitchcock alone.
I'm just saying.
Because we can't play the game anymore,
because now it's playoff time.
So...
I thought I'm sure that's a game
that they just assumed.
We'd not be able to play anyway,
so...
I'm just still...
I'm still coming down from the bracket
so...
My name is Brent!
Oh...
Bring them all,
I mean, not just Brack and Zorak.
Bring back space goes coast to coast.
Exactly. And I don't care.
I don't want new episodes.
Show the old stuff.
That's what I'm saying.
Whoever did that cannot be rich enough.
It's not possible.
Kevin!
Kevin!
Zorak!
For two weeks ago,
it's Rubber Duckie this week.
Brack presents the Brack Show, starting Brack.
You've always liked Brack.
I like Zorak.
I just...
The Brack Show was genius.
When he was the...
Detective Banana Check.
Hey, Banana Check!
Why is that voice?
Why not?
At least Zorak...
But it worked!
And I never can't remember the other guy.
You guys are one of the...
Oh, yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
That one episode where they were going around
looking for space goes double or something.
And he was in the back...
No, he was driving.
He was in the seat behind him.
And he kicked in the seat.
He was...
Quit it!
A few minutes for pass.
Quit it!
Oh, the show has been hijacked again.
Anyway, back to the show.
Let's talk Stanley Cup playoffs.
Oh, my goodness.
Mercy.
Washington and Boston.
Go to a 2-1 double over time
as Washington wins today.
One-to-one,
Ottawa and the Rangers.
They are playing right now.
It is a 1-1 tie with 4-10
in the second period.
San Jose and St. Louis.
San Jose down one nothing in the second period to them.
Chicago and Phoenix will play tonight at 9 o'clock central time.
Team not being represented.
Your dollar stores.
What a meltdown that was.
That was an impression.
It was an implosion.
And the devils are just
beaten up by my panthers too.
He's not making me happy.
But that's where all it's going on in hockey.
It is...
LA is up to nothing in their series.
Let's see.
Oh, the Red Wings and the Preds are tied one-to-one too.
Yep.
And Phoenix and the Blackhawks.
Phoenix is up one nothing on the Chicago Blackhawks.
Wow.
You're a fourth place in that division.
And the thing that blows my mind about the Stanley Cup playoffs.
You know, they recede every round.
Do they really?
Gosh, what a beating.
I mean, it's kind of just the same thing.
Feel how to quote Rowan in my 5.0.
I got to find different music for this.
I don't know why you keep using this.
Me like hockey.
We need to find that darn thing.
Me like hockey.
I think I had that at one point.
We just need the drop of Red Wings suck.
That they always play.
On the local sports show.
Only with Mikey's here.
What was that?
It's the back of the chair.
Let us move on.
We are going to do a little bit of person of interest.
Person of interest is a sh-
It's a segment in this show where we take a person or an entity
and debate their greatness or lack thereof.
And depending on your perspective on this.
Go either way, really.
This came up last week.
And I kind of wanted to put a thumbtack in it.
And come back to it this week.
Because it's something I really want to talk about.
Because it's kind of something that the artistry of it has died.
In my opinion.
Artistry, that's kind of a stretch.
Let's go with them.
What we're going to talk about this week is the concept of camping out for tickets for something.
Or celebrity lineups.
Like we did for episodes two and three for Star Wars.
Well, I mean, you could also include book releases.
DVD releases.
It's everywhere.
It's not just that anymore.
And this is going to be Old Man Rob.
And I want to apologize ahead of time for this.
But I remember time.
Many, many years ago.
I was in college as my first year of college.
And my next door neighbor who is a friend of mine in Facebook.
The great Matt Landine.
He actually co-hosted my radio show that I did in college on Friday mornings with me.
Oh, really?
Great guy.
Great guy.
And...
Big YouTube fan.
Like he is the U of YouTube.
Like he is the Chad.
Chad is the Prince.
Like let's go back to your SATs.
Chad is the Prince.
King of the Zoo TV Tour.
Which they kicked off at the Lakeland Civic Center in Lakeland Florida.
Which made no sense to me.
Like what?
The American Airlines Center is bigger than the Lakeland City Center.
Okay.
I would say that...
No, it's probably bigger than the Nokia theater.
But not very much.
And the horizon theater.
Was that show with the Zoo TV Tour?
campus at USF, right at the student,
and it wasn't called the student union,
we called it something else, the university center,
the UC.
And he was gonna, he was one of a group of people
that camped outside the UC for like two days
so they could get tickets to this show.
And I remember the day before the tickets went on summer
because it was Valentine's Day.
And the girl I was dating at the time,
yes, I did used to walk up hills,
this is a school up hill on both the snow, both ways.
He was probably with you, too.
Well, we were flora.
But it was Valentine's Day.
And my girlfriend at the time was like,
you are not staying at this campsite all night.
It is Valentine's Day, we have plans.
Now, the upside of that night,
there was also the day Wings World opened.
The open winds were on Valentine's Day.
And I was under explicit instructions,
we are not going to see Wings World on Valentine's Day.
She bought us tickets to Wings World.
It was awesome.
Oh, okay.
But say, did this girl let you do anything?
Well, no, it's Valentine's Day.
You got to, you know, you got to compromise
with your lady friend on Valentine's Day.
To be honest.
But I had more fun that day.
We had the music go on, people were throwing frisbees,
kind of like the, I mean, it's what I imagine
is your chef ski village like it do.
Because it do, the students camp out for home game tickets
and they call it your chef ski village.
And Coach Kay and his wife come out
and bring the kids cookies and stuff.
It's kind of neat, that's cool.
But I kind of think that the blessing and the curse
that is the internet has taken the artistry
out of the greatness of the lineup.
Or because now, you know, it's like people can,
it's like for the iPad.
People are camping out for the iPad or whatever.
I can order it online and it'll be here the day of jobs.
Yeah.
You know, to me, and that kind of takes away from it.
It defeats the purpose of it.
You know, it's, you know, it's that whole communal thing.
Especially like concert tickets.
I get the last time that I waited a really long time
for concert tickets or a live event ticket
with a wee butt nitro tickets.
Yeah.
You know, I'd rather get my butt out of bed
on a Saturday morning and go to ticketmaster.com
and look and see what's out there.
I'm not at least that way you can look at the seating chart.
You feel like you've got a little bit more control
over your own decision.
You're not having somebody, but I can tell you
the last time I saw a line of people for concert tickets.
Yeah.
I mean, I only stood in line for Prince tickets once.
Just actually stood in physical life
for the love sexy tour back in 88.
And it went that long of a line.
And it's almost, and I don't know if it's because
of the technology or it's because it's almost gotten
watered down.
Well, I mean, it depends on, you know,
do they have Lordeering Law?
Do they even allow this kind of thing as much anymore
because it can get out of hand
and they want to avoid liability issues?
Or just are people just not that committed anymore?
I mean, speaking from personal experience
for both of us on two occasions with Star Wars.
You know, let's see, I, that's its own beast.
On a certain level,
those lineups frustrated me
because we were involved with a group called the FW fan force.
A lot of those guys still friends of ours, friends of the show.
And it wasn't anything about the organization
that frustrated me.
It's the lack of respect by the people in the community.
Oh, the hecklers.
Well, I mean, they were getting stuff thrown at it
a little bit all the night in the tents.
I was like, guys, really?
Yeah.
They just, you know, it's one of those things
where either you get it or you don't.
It's a very simple concept.
If you have a passion about something,
you want to give as much as you can to that something.
And the fact that they were tying that in with charity
makes it even better.
Yeah.
And how sick of it of the line.
You do realize it's just a movie, right?
I'm like, I blocked so much of that out when we were lined up.
But you know, I think for me, it was more about, like you said,
the community of it.
The fact that we were around our friends.
We were all, you know, and again,
this before being geeky was cool.
Yeah.
You know,
I think that's probably why this kind of died out.
Why they're, why they don't have these humongous,
I mean, really, what do we have coming down the pipe
that rivals episode one on the level of,
and don't say the Avengers,
because that's kind of...
Starting at rises, huh?
Starting at rises?
On, on a, on a episode one level, not even close.
It'll be better than episode one.
Well, yeah, I'm not, I'm not comparing the quality of the film.
I'm just comparing the size of the franchise.
I just don't know.
I mean, I don't think there's anything out there left
especially after now that Potter's done.
Twilight, it probably will happen for that final episode.
But, yeah, but do you think that you would see people
on that kind, on an episode one, episode two, episode three level?
For breaking down part two, I just don't know
about your tweeter girls.
No.
You know, out there with their smartphones
tweeting each other about where they are in line
and, you know, whose team they're on, you know,
it's a completely different beast.
But, that's why I was saying to me that the artistry of it
has, has gone.
It is.
I think it's, I think we were, we were kind of the part
of a dying breed.
I think we were the last of a dying breed.
Yeah, but they had to put us in hell on a cell and,
I'm sorry.
I got sidetracked.
But, I mean, it's something that I've been thinking about,
ever since we mentioned it last week,
I've been thinking about it all week
and I was just like, no, I don't know
that anybody does that anymore.
I mean, because think about how long it's been.
Episode three was what?
Oh, five.
And I just, and we weren't as involved in the line
for three as we were for two.
And that was a decade ago.
Yeah.
That is true, sir.
I mean, that's when we really got involved, you know,
because we really didn't even know that it existed
for episode one, you and I.
Yeah, we found it just right after the fact.
Like six months later, we got involved with those cats.
And then, you know, we were all involved in the,
in the build up for two and then,
then things had all politically sideways for three.
No, we're gonna leave that alone without the show.
But, you know, it's one of those things
where it kind of left a bad taste in your mouth.
And so you're like, I don't even know
if I even want to do this again.
And they really aren't.
I mean, they're very easily,
could have been a line up for the 3D episode one,
but there wasn't.
They all just met up at that same theater.
Yeah.
I mean, and it's good that we still have, you know,
those guys, I would have loved to met up with them by the war.
Yeah.
And episode one, out of way from me again.
Yeah.
But, I thought I, I would like to see somehow
somebody be able to bring that back.
But I just don't know that you can this day.
No, because with technology, you know,
I don't know what you, that's the biggest thing
I was going to know what you would bring it back with.
But even like concert events and stuff like that,
it's like, it's, it's, it's almost like tailgating
has become the camp out.
Yeah.
But tailgating has been its own entity long before camp out, so.
Yeah, but I think tailgating has become more on the forefront.
I'm sorry, look cross-highlights I'm always in.
Uh.
It's kind of taken the place of the camp out.
Which is, it shows there's people now that,
that I know that we'll go to a cowboy game the night before.
Yeah.
Which you almost have to with those traffic patterns.
But, I don't know.
It's, I think it's, it's something that I wish we hadn't lost.
Because I'd be in it if we were still doing it.
I mean, if, I mean, if, if episode two we're coming out in a month,
I'd be in on it.
But I, but I, I will say this, I don't mind doing the lineup.
I just, I'm not an outdoorsy guy.
I've, I've lost my outdoorsiness.
So I'm not, I don't know if I, I still don't know if I'd be up
for, yeah, for staying there overnight, but I definitely go there
and just hang out with the lawn chair and hang out with the
fellow.
Yeah.
That's what episodes two and three is.
I got there in the day, brought my lawn chair, sat out there,
a couple of times I go over to the driving range next door,
hit some golf balls, you know, but it didn't really feel like a
day wasted.
No.
It was good times.
Yeah.
There's POI for you.
That's things back to you next week, sir.
All right.
Let us move on to a little NFL talk because we are your one stop shop
for all things sports and entertainment.
We're going to do a little NFL news.
First of all, thank you Roger Gidell for upholding all of these
suspensions for the New Orleans Saints.
And thank you Bill Parcells for his thanks, but no thanks to that,
because that was, that was a stupid situation.
Could Sean Peyton be one of the most just chucklehead and more
arrogant D bags walking the earth right now, except for one we're
going to talk about it a little bit later.
So they announced their interim coach is going to be Joe Vitt.
Now if you pay attention on this show, you're going, hey Rob,
here's a question.
Didn't two weeks ago on this very show, did you just not say
that Joe Vitt is going to be suspended for the first six games
in the season?
You heard me right.
And that is still an effect.
So now we're going to look for an interim interim coach that's
going to be announced by training camp.
This is a mess.
This is a colossal failure.
Why not just name an interim coach for the year, get it done.
Everybody serves their suspensions and you move on.
That's, that's way too simple.
Well, you are struggling.
I'm tired.
I really really am.
But this just makes, this gives me tired head and this
isn't helping your time.
So you're going to have two different coaches for a football team
that you know is going to happen.
And you're going to wonder why you're going to finish third
in the division if you're lucky.
And they still haven't gotten the Drew Breeze thing locked
out.
They're trying to franchise tag him.
And he's not happy about it.
You probably don't want anything to do with this team anymore.
Like they're, and they're trying to make him go to OTAs.
Which are organized team activities, which are normally optional.
They're trying to make him go to peace.
And I'll tell you what, I've lost a lot of respect for Drew
Breeze in the last year.
Well, you're pretty much lost any respect for anything,
resembling a New Orleans saint.
But I used to respect Drew Breeze because a guy does a lot
in the community.
His whole family lives there.
But when he was part of that hole, they were going to sue
the league for the lockout.
But it's not about the money.
OK, words I can't say on the show, sir.
But let's go ahead and just move on.
Because that's really the only NFL store we're going to go
on the movie news.
Your box office numbers.
Remember, since the show is on Saturday,
we don't give you last weekend's box office totals.
Because they're old.
We're going to give you last nights box office totals.
Because that's how you roll.
We want to say Viacón Dio says it comes in at 11th place
with $254,000 for a 36 day total of $5.43 million.
You want to say Viacón Dio said the top 10 for salmon fishing
in the Yemen.
So you don't get to tell that joke.
This is the last time.
Right now, that's it.
Number 10 with $887,000 on Friday for a 43 day total of
$202.35 million.
The Danny DeVito led Lorax mighty.
It's pretty good.
That's impressive.
Averageing almost $5 million a day.
For a movie that I just did that math in my head.
I didn't think that movie was going to make a dent.
Boy didn't make a dent.
I made a crater.
Number nine.
He sounded a little bit incredulous just by saying that.
Well, I mean, makes 1.9.
I mean, here's the jump.
The Lorax makes $887,000.
Number nine makes 1.945 million dollars for a 15 day total
of $66.291 million.
So I have the Titans hanging in there somehow.
Number eight 15 day total of $44.498 million.
Added to that the 2.030 million dollars on Friday
for Mirror Mirror.
Quickly dropping that aside, which means we've just now
paid back Julia Roberts paycheck.
Number seven 2.050 million dollars for a 29 day total.
For those of you in the chief seats, listen real carefully.
29 days 115.815 million dollars
for 21 jump streak.
Still top seven.
Number six opened last night with a 2.226 million dollar
opening for a lockout.
I feel my still don't care about.
Yeah, it's getting killed by the critics.
Number five 3.355 million dollars for a 10 day total of 36.2
million dollars.
Here's going to round it up.
36.2 million dollars in 10 days for boat movie 3D.
How's that make you feel?
I feel great because it's not going to hit another billion.
Number four makes $3.4 million on Friday for an 8 day total
of 32.639 million dollars and 8 days for American reunion.
You believe that?
Number three opening last night.
$5.5 million for the cabinet in the woods.
Man, and I got a story to tell you about this thing.
Please do.
It is blown up all over the internet because you know that the
the wheat is very heavily involved in this.
Yes, he is.
He's been trying to get off the ground.
And apparently they're asking people not to give the
spoilers of the film.
Exactly my point because a very notable critic, a couple of
very notable critics, but one in particular, Rex Reid went on
his whatever paper he writes for and gave away so much just
because he did not like the movie.
Try to pretty much ruin it for everybody who was unlucky
enough to stumble across his review and then kind of find
out that so many of the facts that he put out there were so
incredibly wrong.
People are saying, hey, I think it's a New York observer
that he writes for that publicist is in this review.
I was like, get him out of there.
It just sounds like an old bit or 71 year old guy who just
doesn't connect with the people that this movie.
Why are we sending it into this film?
Exactly.
And people are like, why are you sending a guy like this who
obviously has a disdain for movies like this to review it?
Get somebody that's that's into the genre because he doesn't
even care.
Number two.
Opening last night with $5.625 million.
You couldn't drag me into this movie kickin' and screaming.
I know you're very disappointed in these numbers.
The three stages makes almost $6 million last night.
Nobody ever went roco broke overestimating the intelligence
in the American public.
We'll talk about this just a little bit later.
Got a little breaking from ESPN news.
The same sonar Tom Benson is saying the team is close
to finalizing the deal with Drew Brees.
There you go.
And number one.
To the surprise of the art by the slow down.
But it's still number one.
$6.5 million on Friday for a 22 day total of $322 million
for the Hunger Games.
Almighty.
What a joke or not.
But they better they better lap it up while they can
because their days are definitely going to be numbered coming
coming before.
Two weeks.
Two weeks and five days.
It's all I'm saying.
And we're going to talk about that here in a minute too.
Since it is now official game official on Thursday.
It will be called a game to kill for.
We'll be going into production this summer.
Casting begins next week.
I don't know why they're calling it a game to kill for.
Because that's the book.
Well, I mean, but like the first one was based on a couple of books.
Right.
But this one's going to focus mostly on game to kill just solely
on that one.
That's a reading.
That's it.
I'm reading.
Frank Miller.
Back when he could still write.
Because we need more reboots apparently coming to a theater
near you probably within the next year or so will be a big
screen reboot of Sabrina.
The teenage witch.
Why?
Why?
Say something like a male Nancy Kerrigan.
Such as you will spend most of the film coming to terms
with her remarkable powers.
I want to know what Melissa Joan Hart thinks about this.
They said that the the ants that were played by Caroline Ray
and the other lady in the series the TV series probably not going
to be but but the cat will be.
Now whether it be voiced by Nikki Bakai.
We don't know.
I'm a big fan of Bakai.
I like him a lot.
So kids get ready for that.
Talk about being past your expiration date.
Who are they trying to who are they making this movie full?
I don't know.
Maybe this is the pave the way for the new Archies.
Geez.
Maybe we need another Casper the friendly ghost movie.
Because that franchise.
Fared so well and it's later incarnations just saying.
Congratulations to Brangelina.
They are finally engaged.
Apparently he's been working on the ring for a year.
I didn't realize they weren't engaged.
But do they have to be?
No, I figured in most.
I figure it's just going to be a Tim Robbins or Susan Sarandon
situation for everyone.
Common law married by now at least.
Why am I not surprised I had to go back to this.
You're villain for Iron Man 3 has been announced and he has been
Kingsley.
The rumors are saying that he is going to be playing Mandarin.
Who is of Asian descent and he has seven magical rings
that were given to him by aliens.
That's the bit with him.
I guess I can kind of see that.
He's played this kind of a role.
They haven't they haven't verified it.
But but allegedly Iron Man 2 they were setting up for this.
Have you seen the new clip from the Avengers when they posted
online?
I tried to click on it.
I wouldn't play him in Loki.
Yeah, I tried to play.
Oh, oh, oh, Tony and Loki.
Yes.
Oh, no.
No, I haven't seen that.
I guess they're in his apartment or something.
That's what they show at the end of a lot of the trailer.
We have a whole type thing.
Yeah, that old conversation.
But the conversation itself because he's like, I have an army.
He's like, we have a Hulk.
He says, he says some of the Avengers and Loki looks at him
because that's kind of what we're calling ourselves.
He goes, I have an army because we have a Hulk.
He goes and you better bring everything you've gone.
He goes because we will defend this planet.
And if we lose and you do take over this world, we will avenge it.
Like the delivery you're just like.
Ah, I cannot wait.
I cannot wait to see two weeks and five days.
And the marathon is on.
I'm going to try to life tweet this thing.
I can't wait to see what the numbers are going to be.
Astronomically.
I mean, I'm going to put the over under.
We go on the, you will go on there because I won't be here that weekend.
It's going to be you in Charlotte on Cinco de Mayo.
I am putting the over under for opening weekend
of the Avengers.
140 million.
That's the over under.
I'm sending it now.
I mean, how much do you think you're going to do in Midnight Showings alone?
Well, you got 10 of them.
10th year's already sold out because the Marathon though.
But that's going to include those numbers.
I mean, hunger games did what in Midnight Showings.
Can you remember it was like.
It was like a ridiculous amount of number of money was made in
opening for what for hunger games midnight showings of hunger games.
I want to say it was like 10 million.
I want to say it was like six.
Over under 140 million for when you guys go on the air.
Realistic sounds realistic to me.
Because I'm I'm the one maybe not about every day.
We go on the air because you'll have Friday's box.
I was told.
A hundred four opening day opening Williams opening opening weekend.
140 million opening day.
I will set the over under at 56 million.
I think you're being a little late yet.
I think it's probably going to be upwards of 80.
So you're going to take the over.
Oh, a big time.
So make sure you tune in on sick of the mob because we will have that update for you.
Because what didn't lost world open at like 70.
I don't remember that was back in like 97 or 96.
So I think it was 97 and apparently there were rumors flying around this week
that Jason state them.
It was going to be in the next two fast and furious movies.
Those rumors are false.
There were negotiations, but they did not come through.
Oh, okay.
But everybody else is coming back.
So never to ever watch.
And all of a sudden now Jada Pinkett Smith is now denying rumors of the split
between her and Will Smith again.
She's saying they're not living apart.
They're very busy.
They both travel a lot.
They're with the kids all the time.
But where they're smoke.
Yes.
Dude, if you saw what Will Smith was sending on Twitter on Oster night,
look it up.
That told me everything I need to know.
I didn't see one of the tweets was sometimes the best thing for the person
that she loved the most is to be as far away from them as possible.
I mean, yeah, yeah.
And that was from his official Twitter.
And I and see my it seem like I ran at the time that she was living with her
brother during that whole mess.
Moving your releases for next Friday.
So I'm not going to give the date because we're going to talk about that here in a
minute.
Steve Harvey's think like a man, which has Adam, or not to Adam for Joey for a
Joey.
I got to play turtlene on the rush.
He's in this heaven hearts in this.
I've got to play the MC hammer.
You mean you got to play the that's Romany Malcolm.
Yeah.
I know he's in this.
Oh, is he?
Yeah.
Also Disney Disney nature releases their latest opus chimpanzee narrated by
Tim Allen.
That's probably why.
And then we're releasing a brand new documentary.
Oh gosh, I just got it.
You just figured it out.
Didn't you?
This coming Friday April the 20th.
Or as some people refer to it for 20 season release of the new documentary
about the life of Bob Marley.
I would want to be near a theater that's showing us.
Because you know somebody's going to spark it.
Somebody at least won somebody's going to now.
If you are somebody who may be partaking in 420 activities.
The good news for you is if you spend seven bucks on Facebook, you can stream
the movie on Friday from the comfort of your own home.
And it will be on bootleg DVD and an hour later on BitTorrent, I'm sure.
So there's that not a really smart business decision.
But I mean, the preview, the trailers I've seen it looks really, really good.
It looks like it's well done.
It doesn't look like the same stuff you've heard over and over and over and over again.
It looks like it's going to be really what that.
He's had a couple of documentaries made about him.
Oh, at least a couple.
They'll theatrically.
I don't know about that.
DVD blew right near Reese is this coming Tuesday?
Another movie we let get right.
You're here and you're not kidding, sir.
I still haven't seen the girl with the freaking dragon tattoo.
But we were talking about this one long before that.
Mission Impossible Ghost Protocol hits your local DVD house on Tuesday.
Also, the Michael Fassbender Nekid Fest known as shame.
Which apparently he has none of.
Yeah, that's what I've been told.
And is this trim?
Is that how you say this?
Is this that the HBO series?
Yeah, I was trained.
It takes place in New Orleans.
Season two of that hits DVD and blew right on Tuesday.
Maybe not a lot of big releases this week.
Maybe trim A.
Maybe wrong on books.
Let us move on to the NBA talk.
Lamar Odom, not a Maverick anymore.
Good.
He moves back to Los Angeles.
But he's still getting another $1.1 million.
For doing what?
For being at the house.
They got to pay out his contract.
Here's the deal though.
Is he done?
Because the Lakers aren't going to want him back now.
Maybe the Clippers.
He wants to be in Los Angeles.
That's his thing.
He wants to be in Los Angeles.
Well, he can want to be in Los Angeles.
All he wants to.
Doesn't mean that anyone.
Maybe one of those teams are going to have anything to do is speaking
of the Lakers Andrew.
By them.
Has a third.
I think believe this was Wednesday night had a 30 rebound game.
God.
And in his in his post game interview.
Like Lamar, you had a three-year bounce tonight.
How are you feeling?
He's like, man, well, I shot like me the whole time.
You know.
You were the last person to do this for the Lakers.
Was Kareem Abdul-Jabal.
God.
There's only like four guys.
Much less with the Lakers that have had a 30 rebounds in a game.
And he had a triple double.
He had a 30 10 10 or 10 30 in 10.
Good night.
Interesting story comes out this week.
Paul Pierce and I was at Ray Allen, I think.
And Dwayne Wade, although Dwayne Wade did retract this statement
later this same day.
But they believe that they should get paid to be in the Olympics.
Really?
Really?
But you know what?
My first reaction was it's an amateur competition, sir.
But then, as we talked earlier in the show,
I do DVR, Dan Levitard is highly questionable.
And after Dan Levitard is highly questionable on ESPN2,
if it's on in the right timeslot, sports nation
with Colin Cowherd and Michelle, the lovely Michelle Beetle,
who we found out is a big wrestling fan today.
Was on right after that.
I cut the beginning of it.
Cowherd made an interesting statement.
Did you know, and I didn't know this,
did you know that the guys that play in the World Cup
in soccer, you paid?
Well, that doesn't surprise me.
It surprised me because it's a very Olympic-esque
in its nature.
But I don't know if it was set up with that particular kind
of structure.
These are professional athletes, quote, unquote,
that play in the World Cup.
These are amateur athletes, quote, unquote,
something that we're if we're taking it back to its pure basics.
No, you're right.
Of course, they're not anymore because there's so many pro athletes
getting involved now.
But let's, to me, let's, let's, let's put the difference.
Don't pay these guys to play in the Olympics.
But if I buy a Lebron James team USA jersey,
they're not going to wish you with him getting paid for that.
Yeah, if it's something that their name is on, of course.
But their name is on in the Olympics.
They're themselves at the Olympics.
So technically, their name is, by the way, just also announced,
Kobe Bryant has met his fourth straight game
with a shin injury.
So I'm wearing the boot.
But I'm of two minds on this.
I think they can get paid for merchandising.
But I wouldn't pay them to play.
No, absolutely.
Yeah, again, Dwayne Wade has retracted his statement.
Ray Allen still standing by his guys.
So Ray Allen thinks they should get paid because he believes he believes
in the summertime, he is going to miss revenue opportunities
of paying the Olympics.
You know, but don't play.
They don't play.
Yeah, exactly.
You know, it should be more about wanting to represent your country.
Then it should be about anything else.
Let's just my opinion.
Oh, and I'm completely 100% agree with you on that.
It's going to drive me a revenue.
Then don't play 90 million dollars a day.
Yeah, I know what's crying for you, sir.
You know, they're, go ahead and make room for somebody
that would be sorry.
You're $19 million or your contract doesn't give you vacation time.
Yeah, yeah, then, you know, then don't show up.
Let somebody else didn't want to do it just because they want
to represent the country.
By the way, you need to get some Olympic music too.
OK, write this down.
OK, we talked about the Saints earlier.
Their owner Tom Benson actually buys the New Orleans Hornets
for $338 million.
So we can no longer say conflict of interest.
Yeah, it is not a conflict of interest anymore.
However, a lot of people are saying if the Hornets get the first
pick in the draft lottery, the fix is in.
Oh, jeez.
They will stay in New Orleans until 2024 under the New Deal.
And apparently Tom Benson, there were rumors that they're
going to move the Hornets to Jacksonville.
He's one of the guys that stepped in and blocked that sale
from happening.
So he cares about this thing apparently.
Hopefully you can build this thing into a competitive team
because they were terrible to share.
As we'll talk about here in just a minute.
The Sacramento Kings also now having more problems
because they're stadium deal fell through.
Uh-oh.
Can the Maloops not get that done?
That I don't understand.
I mean, these guys are what, like just rolling in money.
I don't get that either.
Maybe they want out.
We are getting ready to wrap up the NBA regular season.
So let's go to your standings Eastern Conference Atlantic
Division, the Toronto Raptors are 13 and a half games back.
They're not even in the top 15 in the conference.
New Jersey is one game better than them.
Philly and New York both tied at three games back
of the Boston Celtics right now.
New York is one their last two straight.
They're seven and three in their last 10.
In the central division, the Cleveland Cavaliers at 19 and
38 are 25 games at a first place.
So good luck with all that, brother.
The bad boys of Detroit, not so much as they are two games ahead
of Cleveland, Milwaukee.
It's a seven game jump on them.
Indiana has clinched a playoff spot,
but they are eight games behind the division,
clinching Chicago Bulls without Derek Rose, sir.
God, this is going to be Chicago was 45 and 14.
It's unbelievable.
In the southeastern division, the Charlotte Bob Tets
are 34 games out of first place.
The Michael Jordan owned Charlotte Bobcats
who are one and 12 in the division.
They are five and 38 in the conference.
They are three and 28 on the road, four and 23 at home for a
combined total of seven and 51.
And he wants to do over on that purchase.
And they are still seven six and a half games
behind the Washington Wizards.
Washington is 20 games behind the Orlando match.
Orlando is a game behind Atlanta.
Miami has now pulled to a six and a half game lead in the division.
They still need to get the wheels on this thing because
they have seen to be having some problems winning right now,
but they've clinched a playoff birth.
So they're good there.
We have a slight problem with winning.
Just saying Northwest Division of the Western conference,
Minnesota, Timberwolves, 18 and a half back there,
three games worse than Portland.
Portland is three games worse than Utah.
Utah is a game and a half behind Denver.
Denver is now 11 games behind the team that will own this
conference for the next five years in the Oklahoma City Thunder.
In the Pacific Division, Sacramento,
1941.
These are not the Bobcats.
They're 19 games out of first place.
Golden State is four games better than them.
Phoenix, eight and a half better than them.
The Clippers are now a game and a half behind the Lakers
who have clinched a playoff spot.
Now, let me reiterate that.
They have clinched a playoff spot.
They have not clinched the division yet.
There is at this point, 58s.
They have six games left in the season.
And in your Southwest division,
the New Orleans Hornets no longer a conflict of interest.
25 games out of first place.
There's still 10 games better than Charlotte though.
They are 15 games behind Houston.
Houston is a game and a half behind the defending
that champion Dallas Mavericks who are eight and a half games
out of first place.
But there's still one third place because Memphis has a game
on them.
And Memphis is seven and a half games
behind the San Antonio Spurs who, by the way,
are 41 and six.
God those guys scare me.
They have no business being this good.
They are a half a game ahead of Miami and two games,
four games behind Chicago for Best in the League.
So, since we're going to the following game of the season,
let's set up your playoff picture
as it's at this point.
If the playoffs started today,
the Philadelphia 76ers would be the eight seed
in the Eastern Conference, sir.
They would take on Chicago in the first round.
The New York Knicks have the seventh spot.
They're tied with Philly,
but they've got the tiebreaker.
They would take on Miami in the first round.
Or Lando in the sixth spot would,
the sixth seed would take on Indy.
The Indiana Pacers are the three seed.
Let me reiterate that.
The Indiana Pacers are the three seed right now.
Which means Atlanta at this point
would have Boston in the first round.
Atlanta Hawks.
Still find it a way to get the playoffs.
I don't know how.
In the Western Conference,
if they started today, Denver would have the eighth seed
they would play in the team.
It's gonna own this conference for the next five years
in the Oklahoma City Thunder.
Houston would have San Antonio in the first round.
Two words.
Wood Shed.
Dallas would have the Lakers in the first round right now
and the Clippers would have Memphis.
I don't know who I feel worse for.
I don't eat.
I'm gonna tell you something.
Dallas needs to get the wheels on this thing.
You are the defending champions.
You have got to get the wheels on this.
They haven't played like defending champions in months.
I think that Christmas day shall lacking by the heat.
I think that just set them into a bad place
and they just haven't been able to completely recover.
Cause right now,
Dallas is eight games above 500.
They're 34 and 26 are loud.
Just saying.
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Let's do a little technology corner, shall we?
Let's do.
Congratulations to the guys at Instagram.
Get no kid when a free app sells to Facebook for a billion dollars.
Just don't understand why he has got such an interest in this thing.
I don't know.
This is a free app that just recently became available on the Android.
And the day it became available in Android,
they had like 30,000 downloads that day.
I don't get it.
The one of the stories I read,
they were like, well, congratulations.
I'm being able to take a Photoshop filter and turn it into an app
and then sell it for a billion dollars.
No kidding.
It's a cool little app.
I mean, I don't get me wrong.
But it's one of the few apps of its ilk that I don't use really.
Because I've got a lot of people to do though.
I mean, I see people that post through Instagram a lot.
But I just don't really see how it.
I don't see what the big benefit is.
I mean, I've got other apps that do a lot more than Instagram does.
You know, with giving it that comic book sketch look and stuff like that.
But I don't know.
I don't see how this one has just come out on top as the clear cut winner.
But this one that was throwing their phone.
There's a fort behind I guess here.
Now this next story is even more did this.
How awesome is this big time interview?
There is a website they're called fire box.
Which if you send them a picture of your face,
they will take your face and put it into an action figure on a current superhero.
So if anybody's looking for a birthday gift for me on a current superhero.
Yes.
I can have my face on a Batman action figure.
Oh, I thought they were just making you into a superhero of your creation.
No, no, no.
Oh, that makes it even more interesting.
I'm going to look this up because I don't know what to call someone.
Because boy sales of this they could go through the roof with Avengers and Spider-Man and Dark Knight Rises coming out.
Oh, my God.
And it's like the one, the thing I saw.
Holy God.
Are you actually on the side right now?
Uh-huh.
You just try to do it.
You could have Batman Superman, the Joker or Wonder Woman.
You send them a picture of your profile like your mug shot.
And they will make it for you and ship it to you for the bargain basement price of 128 dollars.
But again, seven or eight people.
Chipping together.
Get me a Batman action figure with my face on.
It would be awesome.
With or without GoT.
With, of course.
Okay.
I'm lawful good.
I'm unlawful good.
Or is that what I call that in D&D?
Oh, something else I got announced.
Capcom kind of went nuts this week with the game trailers.
One of the ones that they showed was this new Street Fighter for the.
With a Vita.
Uh-huh.
With like nine new characters.
They're gonna milk the.
They're gonna milk that franchise to death.
And people will still buy it because of Street Fighter.
And then you got that other big deal that they did.
What's their other crossover that they're doing now?
I even know what the actual game itself is.
But it's like Sega, Namco, and some other major powerhouse that they're doing a team up game with.
Some of the stuff they have on this firebox.com is cool.
They have a what they call a cork sickle.
A bigger pardon.
Were you, it's like, it's like a cork for a wine bottle.
Uh-huh.
But it's like an icicle.
And you stick it in there and it keeps your wine cold.
Oh, really?
Yeah.
What's it?
Some of the other things.
They have a knife block that's a voodoo doll.
Kind of funny.
Um, they have a.
They have a tent that looks like a VW van.
I'm looking at it.
Some of this stuff is kind of kind of genius.
No, that Star Wars chopsticks.
That VW van is a birdhouse.
No, look at the side.
You're looking at the middle.
Look to the side.
It's number four on the side on the right side.
Oh, okay, okay.
I'm looking at that other tent.
That's just in the middle.
Yeah, look at a room one.
It's kind of a think geek.
It's a very think geek-esque.
We're getting sidetracked.
Um, anything that you want to add to technology corner.
Oh, not really.
Not much going on right now.
No, I mean, work, work.
I know that Pax was this week.
Pax East was this week.
And they've been doing that on G.F.
And, uh, isn't C2e2.
C2e2 or something is this weekend in Chicago?
I don't think so.
I think Pax is the only real major trade show that they've had this week.
But I really wouldn't keep enough with it.
Probably should have done that.
Probably should have done that.
They have another tent that looks like a big slice of watermelon.
It's kind of cool.
So let's go on campus because this next story.
We mentioned a little bit.
I think we mentioned a little bit last week.
Bobby Patrino out at Arkansas.
Gets into a motorcycle accident,
which people were like, okay, whatever.
Long story short.
Yeah, you got into motorcycle accident.
And on the back of the motorcycle, you had your 25-year-old mistress,
who you had on paid staff.
Yikes!
Wow!
Boy, his whole world just came crazy.
But see, here's my thing with Bobby Patrino.
You knew what you were getting into Arkansas.
The shenanigans he pulled at Auburn,
and then the fact that he left Auburn high and dry
to go to the Atlanta Falcons,
and in the middle of his first season,
goes, oh yeah, by the way, I'm going to go coach Arkansas now.
Peace out.
Shuck a dude's college boy.
Who the heck hires this guy after this?
Nobody.
Nobody with any sense, but...
And the fact that he didn't have a clause in his contract,
they don't owe him a dime.
A dime.
Now, this mistress is on...
She was a volleyball player for the school.
She is on...
Or volleyball coach of some form.
She is actually on paid leave.
So they quote unquote.
As we are getting closer to Spring Ball,
we're going to have a friend of the show,
Cliff on here in a few weeks,
to talk a little college baseball,
because he played college baseball in LSU.
Oh, oh, oh.
Yes.
The genius.
The BMOC.
Yes.
So he's going to be here in a couple of weeks.
So talk.
So I'm looking forward to that.
That's what we all have for on campus this week,
which means we are going to move on to a little wrestling talk.
That's the best I can do,
because I don't have the Bella Twins team.
The Bella Twins deal is going to be up in a couple of weeks.
And why this is a story I don't know.
Right?
It's called Bella Donuts TV.
Um.
Wow.
And apparently they're not renewing their contract.
I would think that company wouldn't renew them
before they wouldn't renew themselves.
Yeah.
I'm just saying.
Somehow, I don't think that they're following the round
with a pen and a paper saying,
please, please sign, please, please sign.
Who are they going to get to annoy their celebrity guests now
and hit on them incessantly?
They're going to find it's a real cold world out there.
That's all I'm saying.
I think what they think they're worth
and what they're actually worth are two completely different numbers.
Speaking of a cold world, um.
Scott Hall arrested again for domestic violence allegedly choking out his girlfriend
in a drunken rage.
With him, there's no other kind of rage.
This guy, he's going to be the next statistic.
I'm amazed he's still alive.
I am almost to the point now where we have to lock him up
and throw away the key.
Mm-hmm.
Before he hurts himself or somebody else.
Looks okay.
That's earlier today.
We just showed.
Whatever program he was involved in did not take.
Uh, try programs, sir.
That's a plural word.
Uh, whatever, whatever it is, it's not working.
Find a way to get this man to help that he needs.
Please.
He's going to want to please quickly.
It's, it's a miracle.
He's still around.
And speaking of things of this, we look,
Rema Fakie who was alleging that she has signed a new contract with the WWE.
Maybe facing 93 days in jail for DUI.
That happened last weekend.
God almighty.
Does that no one void this deal?
I don't know.
I don't know if it null, I don't know if it nulls and voids it.
But I didn't think she was that great in the ring to begin with.
Yeah.
Just because you have passion doesn't mean you've got ability.
Just because you've got a crown from Miss America.
Don't mean jack to me.
Right.
It's because you want to do it.
She missed USA.
Because that's two different things.
One's, uh, the Donald Trump thing and the other one's not.
I think she was Miss USA.
But, uh, no matter what we guess, we're going to be wrong.
That's true.
But I don't see what she brought to the table.
A whole bunch of nothing.
No.
You know, but, you know, Maria Menonos brought just as much to WWE.
She did.
Hey, I like Maria Menonos.
I'm just saying, you know, are we going to hitch our wagon to that though?
For wrestle me.
Yeah, you did.
You know, I mean, that's good for a one time deal.
But that's, that's my point though.
You're kind of helping mate my point.
She brought more to it than I think Rema Fikigin.
Firebox has a tent that looks like the boat.
Has a tent that looks like the boat from the boat.
Rock.
You're going to get personalized fireworks for 80 bucks.
Personally, what when they blow up is your name in the second face.
Oh, godly.
What a vanity thing that is.
That's pretty awesome.
Firebox is not taking over the show.
Here's your title.
Let's, no, I already got the title.
Oh.
Let's talk raw.
Let's get Stevie next out of my ears.
Oh, by the way, happy 37th birthday to Lida today.
30s.
37.
Stop it.
Okay, so let me make sure I'm perfectly clear in this.
Are we trying to get Lesnar heal heat?
Because it's not working.
No.
You know, if you're putting him against the guy that pretty much everybody in the audience has turned their back on.
I just don't.
And I found the promo for their backlash match from 03.
Oh, did you really completely forgot they had a match at backlash in 03 for the title.
Yeah.
For the WWE Championship title and I'm wondering, I honestly, I wish I did know how that match turned out.
But I'm wondering, is that when the spinner belt started?
Is that where he won that title?
And is that when he started the spinner belt?
Backwash what?
03.
And this is back when he was still, you know, the fogonomics bit.
He still had the bucket hat on.
Hello, Wikipedia.
Rock Goldberg was on that card.
Oh.
Well, let me get you, let me get to the card here we had.
Because he was still-
The Sunday night he matched with Scott Steiner defeating Rico.
Wow.
A team angle defeated Eddie and Chavo to retain the tag titles.
Sean O'Hare with Roddy Piper defeats Rikishi.
Jeez.
Rob Van Damme and Kane defeat the Dudlies.
Sean Morley has the special referee for the World Tag Team titles.
Can we count on one hand how many people are still in the fed?
Jazz with Teddy Long defeats Trish Stratus for the Women's Championship.
Big Show beats Rey Mysterio.
No, Lesnar beats Sina.
Okay.
And to retain the WWE Championship.
Triple H, Ric Flair and Chris Jericho defeat Sean Michaels, Kevin Nash and Booker T in a 6-man tag.
Good Lord.
And Goldberg beats the Rock.
Yeah, I don't know if you remember this, but he leading up to this match.
He had like F-5 to him into the ring post outside the ring.
Oh, wow.
And this was actually an a tournament to determine the number one contender to go into this.
Yeah, because Sina went through Eddie Guerrero.
Eddie Guerrero, the Undertaker and Christian War.
And Christian War.
I don't-
A Don says remove if he was that was Miss USA.
Okay.
Which is the Trump thing, Miss Universe thing.
And did we actually-
Have we actually now witnessed the longest Brodus claim match ever?
The heck with Lesnar's music.
Let's just go right to the song.
You cannot be happy when you hear this song.
The song itself, I dig.
I just can't stand his gimmick.
Oh, it's awesome.
No, it's not.
I'm buying this now.
I am not buying the bit.
I'm telling you, all this is leading up to is a-
He's gonna-
He's gonna heel turn on Santino.
He wants that belt.
He wants A belt and Santino's belt.
Put the tag belts on him.
And I gotta be honest.
I was-
You and I were talking a little bit.
And we haven't talked about Ross since I watched it.
Right.
This three suit just thing.
It just makes me-
Like, it literally just makes me sad.
Well, you heard what it did to that crowd.
Or didn't do to that crowd.
No, no, you heard what it did do to that crowd.
It ticked them off.
That crowd got hostile.
There were like, there were torch bearers and pitchforks involved in that thing.
They were booing the crud out of it.
Oh.
Apparently that crowd in that town felt the exact same way I did.
And I honestly believe that Lord Tensai has missed his calling.
He needs to go ahead and wipe off the face tattoos.
Because we did find out this week those are not-
Those are not permanent because they were smudged.
He needs to be the spokesperson for Genghis Grill.
Because I look at him and I'm like, you know what?
Mongolian barbecue would be really good right now.
You're making me hungry again.
Problems are gonna be closed by the time we got our fare.
I just like the song.
We got to change up those.
We talk about this next thing.
I like dark brooding but still face CM Punk.
Yeah.
Like this version of CM Punk.
As much as I like pipe bomb CM Punk.
I like this version much more.
Because he's dark and he's brooding but he's not working heal.
I just don't like what's pushing him to this.
I agree.
I agree with you there.
But my thing is this I'm just hacked off at the world and it's about to go down CM Punk.
I'm in.
Yeah.
I am in.
I just don't want to see this turn into big boss man versus big show at Daddy's funeral.
I just don't want to see it go there and it's where it's headed.
I hope not.
I hope not.
I hope not too.
But to me Jerko did not go on the European tour.
Sorry.
We won't see him.
I only nice see him on Raw Monday night from London.
Yeah.
I'm sure he could.
Because Raw Smackdown will both be in London.
Yeah.
So.
And as we know those shows always go so well.
Don says he read that WWE confiscated all Albert and A Train signs from Raw Monday night.
Oh please.
Come on.
And then we get the three stages to the ring.
And Will Sassos comes out as.
I don't feel bad about that.
I'm not best at playing.
Yeah.
You got to play the music.
I just.
What?
And the scary part was you did a really good hogan.
But I was like.
What?
Yeah.
That's.
This was ill-conceived.
Not only from the fairly brothers, but WWE thinking this was a good idea.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Can you do a focus group?
Just call five random people and go, hey, would you like to see something?
They'll go, no, I don't.
Okay.
Kill that.
There's somebody in creative.
And again, we as always have to use that term as loosely humanly possible.
Things that they are right no matter what they do.
That no matter what we put out there, people will watch it.
And the sad thing is.
We did.
They're right.
We watched it.
I'm not gonna lie to you.
What choice do we have?
But I'm also the guy that watches Impact every week.
I got said.
What choice do we have?
It's not set real high.
That's your alternative.
Speaking of Impact.
To impact news.
Kurt Angle officially out of the Olympics with an injury, but he says.
He said on a tweet today.
That said, he will be ready for lockdown tomorrow night on pay-per-view.
This is one of their majors.
We'll be live from Nashville, Tennessee.
If you can't watch it in a theater, if you go to their website.
That's the music is really annoying.
They don't use this anymore.
They haven't put another CD, so.
So, Impact.
Bishop actually kicks off the show.
Eric Bishop.
Now, in case you don't know, there is a team Garrett versus a team Eric team.
And lethal lockdown tomorrow night.
Whoever loses.
If Garrett loses, he has to leave TNA forever.
Of course.
If Garrett wins, Eric has to leave.
And he's not allowed to use the bishop name.
Tell me.
But Bishop of Eric comes out to start the show.
And as he's talking.
Like, this was probably the most live.
Impact crowd I've seen in a long time.
Which I was just like, wow.
Oh, they were actually chanting.
What was he talking?
We don't care.
We don't care.
We don't care.
And my reaction was, isn't that 90% of impact really?
I mean, really?
You know guys, the people have spoken.
They're just being a lot louder about it.
Well, I know Steiner went on a Twitter rampage about it today.
Like, he's railing on Garrett, Bishop.
And I mean railing.
I'm like, what did this kid do to you?
Apparently, when they were in London recently.
When Hogan came out with him.
When Steiner was still employed.
No, but he went on a show.
But when Garrett and Hogan were in the ring together.
And Hogan was referring to him as the future of wrestling.
According to Steiner, they had to shoot that a bunch of times
so people would stop booing or stop laughing.
Yeah.
Like, and then they had to put more crowd noise over it
to make it sound like it was a bigger pop.
That's the Steiner's alleging, but Steiner's better.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah.
He definitely sounds like the Jilted X girlfriend.
Yeah.
Oh, big time.
Then we had the Steel Cage wedding.
Oh, that happened then.
I thought it was happening at the paper view.
No, no, it happened on impact.
It entertained me.
It entertained me.
I can't.
It's ODB and Eric Young, first of all.
Which could be the two most entertaining people on that rocker.
She's gross, though.
But she's funny.
She's gross.
But they really cleaned her up nicely.
She had the bright thing going on.
The minister's podium was Campbell Flosh.
Which was funny.
Oh, God.
Sorita and Rosita played the...
You can have that or you can have this
because they are the knockouts tag title holders.
And he told...
And so they had their little laundry on
parading around out the ring.
And ODB said, you know what?
I don't look like them.
But I do look like this.
And she dropped the bridal gown and had her own
brawn panties bang on.
And Eric Young said, I'm doing this.
That makes two things.
It was really...
I'm telling you, it was entertaining.
I laughed.
So it went off without a...
Yeah.
They got married.
Nobody came in and rushed the podium.
No, they were in a cage.
The wedding was in a cage.
So somebody comes in with bolt cutters
or a welders torch.
No, Sorita and Rosita stayed outside the ring on the ramp.
Yeah, Rosita.
That's a pretty girl.
I don't know what to do.
I have no idea.
Sorita...
I could take her leave.
But Rosita is good looking.
Oh wow.
Oh, Sorita's canston Spring football games.
Yeah.
Well, you know, a tornado touched out in Norman.
Yeah.
A couple of days ago.
Bobby Petrino.
And...
We get to a point where, you know,
do the fact that we have lethal lockdown coming up.
There's a series of matches.
And whoever's team wins the majority of the matches
gets the man advantage.
Because it's a...
It's a elimination type deal.
But one guy comes in at a time.
Okay.
And then once everybody's in the cage,
they lower the roof on the cage
and there's weapons and there's everything else.
So...
Hogan decides it's going to be five on five.
And Bischoff says,
we know that I'm going to put myself in the match
so I can beat up my kid myself.
So go ahead, Hogan.
Say you're going to be in the match.
And Hogan says,
no, no, no.
I already told Garrett,
and Garrett came a little prepared,
so it's not going to be me in the match.
It's going to be this guy.
Wait for it.
What are the cards?
Oh!
Rob Bann,
damn, as Doc's head explodes.
Bigs' return to impact wrestling,
he will be in lethal lockdown.
On tomorrow.
I know that wasn't grammatically correct,
and I don't really care.
On tomorrow.
Of course your main event is
Robert Roode vs. James Storm
or the TNA World Heavyweight title.
In a cage.
That promo at the end got a little too real.
Like,
CM Punk Jericho Real.
Oh really?
I was like,
no, we don't need to go here.
This match is already going to be great on its own.
Don't make this first match.
They come out to this music?
No, it's whatever he's using at the TNA World Heavyweight title.
Yeah.
Must say, surely not.
That would be pretty cool if he did though.
I forgot to cue up any Smackdown music,
so you have to give him a minute.
Because I didn't really care about Smackdown.
Well, and let's just blow through it.
Let's just let this run through.
Because the less said about this show, the better.
And it did air on Tuesday night live.
You could have caught a replay on Friday night.
Which I'm glad I saw that.
It's like a deleted.
I didn't have to deal with it again.
It was Blast from the past night.
Let me say something.
You want to do Blast from the past night and impress me?
Stop bringing up the same seven guys all the time.
Where was Snookuck?
They usually march him out for these things too.
System A.
System A.
They march her out for this thing.
Putting her lip lock on Kali.
Kali knew what was going on there.
Probably not.
I don't think Kali knows anything that goes on around him.
I think he's oblivious.
And in that case, that's probably a good thing.
As long as nobody shows it to him on video, he should be alright.
I'm about to say someone that's going to make me feel really bad.
And I want to apologize ahead of time to all of our fans.
Is it bad that I can't keep up with whom it fully works for anymore?
No.
When this played, I went.
That's right.
He did resign with Vince.
He may be the most flip-floppedness dude ever.
And he just goes to wherever he's called.
Now, I think he's from what I've heard he's signed with Vince for the long haul this one.
But I heard his music and I was like, that's right.
He did leave TNA again.
And I felt bad thinking it, but it's true.
Apparently, he's very, very good at keeping doors open.
He doesn't burn bridges.
I like him.
I do.
Oh, I do too.
Stay out of the ring.
Stay out of the ring.
Yeah.
Want to give credit to a sign in the crowd.
From SmackDown.
I don't know if you saw this.
It was a shameless sign.
And you know the whole Jersey Shore GTL thing?
Yeah.
The T had a no sign through it.
Because the T is for TNA.
Oh, god.
Jim Tan Laundry.
It's just a great white G.
No sign through the T and then L.
It's like funny.
Funny.
Hello, when these cats are really on their team.
There was a time when I used to write my column that I had a sign of the week every week.
Oh, yeah.
I miss that time.
People up your game with the signs in the crowd.
That's all I'm asking.
I'm going to say this next piece right here and I'm not ashamed to say it.
Piper for GM.
Oh, absolutely.
So I have to say that.
Piper for GM.
Get rid of long.
Let Teddy Long do something else.
Get rid of Laurence and just let Piper run.
Piper looked great.
Piper looked better on SmackDown and he's looked in a very, very long time.
Yeah, I tell Jules that I'm like, he looks really, he's come a long way.
From the health scare he had.
Can we not have Duggan compete ever again?
That just freaked me out.
And can we decide?
And I know they're about to leave the company.
But can we decide what we're doing with the Bellos?
Are they both heal?
Are they both face?
Is there one of each?
Because it's driving me nuts.
Well, just hold your breath for a little while longer.
We'll be through this.
Fight through it for two more weeks.
And speaking of missed opportunities, this next bit.
But you know what?
And I want to talk about Dusty a little bit.
Dusty looked great.
Dusty's lost weight.
Dusty's probably dropped 25-30 pounds.
Yeah, as good as Dusty could look at this point.
And you know what?
Flare wishes he had that hair.
Yeah, no kidding.
Dusty's what happens when you bleach your hair smartly.
Like, I saw a clip of Dusty from 10 years ago.
He hadn't really changed all that much,
except he has lost weight.
And then you go and you watch a clip from Flare 10 years ago.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, my God.
Yeah.
Flare has aged 40 years in the last 10 years.
Yeah.
I was going to say 20, but 40 is closer to it.
That's here in my-
Never forget that 92 rumble.
I mean, like, like, I seem like I pulled up a clip
but whenever he, whenever Stephanie and Shane signed over
controlling interest to him,
and he confronted Vince and the ring with it.
I'm the consortium.
Yeah, I'm the consortium.
And then you look at his retirement final farewell on Raw.
After that last WrestleMania with him and Sean,
and you're like, ugh.
Is that even the same guy or is that that guy's dad?
How?
How do you-
How do you hit the wall?
That clip.
Yeah.
God.
Nobody can cut a promo like that, man.
Indeed.
But, wow.
He looks-
He looks awful.
But Dusty, I just-
It's like they ran out of stuff for him to say it.
He's never been a guy that's ever been short of things to say.
But you know what?
And there's no way I am by myself when I say this.
Even-
Even though Frenchie said it,
whenever somebody says, if you will,
I could go like a school girl.
I could go like a school girl.
But your part of me was like,
do you think that kind of ticks Dusty off?
Because he's saying this to the raw guy.
Dusty probably wrote it.
Well, but you know-
Just allow me to testify if you will.
I swear to you, I giggle like a little girl.
But he said all the stuff that Dusty should have said.
Because Dusty just kind of stood there with a mic in his hand.
Just kind of shrugging over and over.
Because he has died with Kings and Queens.
And he has slept in Alice and died on Poking Beans.
I'm gonna tell you something.
Ah, so great.
So great.
I'm just saying.
But you know, it's like show stole all his done.
I was like, I wanna hear him say that.
And we couldn't get Dustin involved?
That was my other thing.
We couldn't get Dustin involved in that deal.
Have they-
Have Dustin and Cody had a-
There were rumors that they were gonna-
They were gonna fight at WrestleMania and never happen.
Ah, I would love for that to be Dustin's retirement match.
That is a-
That is a grenade waiting to have the pin bold on it.
Because he's a come man.
I just-
I don't know. I-
I just think they could have done more with that.
They just like they didn't give him anything to do.
But just try it out there and dance like a goofball.
Let's do a little bit of Major League Baseball talk.
I don't forget that breaker.
I got it right here.
Okay, everything down.
Uh, Terry Francona.
Invited to the 100th birthday of Fenway Park.
And he says, thanks but no thanks.
And I respect Terry Francona for this.
Because the way that thing ended in Boston, uh-huh.
He's like, I couldn't go there and just smile and hug guys.
That's still- it still hurts pretty deep.
Uh, I mean, that was an ugly, ugly situation
where people were leaking about him being addicted to prescription medication.
And there were some ugly things said about Terry Francona.
And on that day,
Bobby Valentine, the boobards were out.
Hmm.
So I respect Francona for that.
We also found out on ESPN News, uh,
Giant's pitcher Brian Wilson is going to have season-ending elbows surgery.
Yeah, the size.
See, it just started.
Dude, after, once they won that World Series, dude,
it just all melted down for them.
And then they did that show on showtime.
But I do want to talk about Ozzy Gianne for a minute.
Ozzy Gianne had a really bad week.
Um, worse than normal.
Yeah.
Ozzy says, now for those of you that don't remember,
the Gianne is the general manager of the Miami Marlins.
I got to get used to saying that.
The Miami Marlins.
Miami, very, very heavy Cuban population.
I'm not telling anybody anything.
They don't already know.
He does an interview with Time magazine,
where he says,
I love Hitler.
I mean, I love, uh, wow.
That would have been much worse.
I love Castro,
which is the same as saying I love Hitler.
The first section of the world.
And so Time magazine publishes this article.
And the Cuban community goes insane as well.
They show it because this guy is a dictator who.
The only way I could put this.
Go on to YouTube and look up.
Dan Levitard's father, Gonzalo Levitard.
They had a conversation because he is from Cuba.
Very, very Cuban.
And he tells the story of how their family came over here 60 years ago.
And how his brother was going to get locked up by the government
for speaking out.
And they aired some of it on Dan Levitard's highly questionable
on Thursday.
You want to understand how passionate anti-Castro these people
are. Watch that conversation because Gonzalo.
The day about Gonzalo, he's always very happy guy.
Yeah.
He's funny, but he was very serious.
And it was still Gonzalo talking like Gonzalo, but it was.
You understood like you could see behind his eyes the absolute fire.
And one of the things that Dan asked him was.
Would you go back to Cuba for any reason?
He said, not while that man's in power.
Geez.
Because he is not getting a penny of my money in any way, shape, or form until.
I might go back to visit after he is long gone and the regime has changed.
No, he's basically his brother told him you need to get out of here and go to America.
I'll be right behind you.
He's brother for six months.
Geez.
I mean, it's.
As someone and Phil can attest to this in the room.
As guys who grew up in South Florida, we understand.
I mean, one of our local news stations did an entire segment on news from Cuba.
And they had a Cuban map, like a topographical 3D map that was as big as a banquet table.
And I'm sure Ozzy just kind of figured, well, that'll just this will just be Ozzy being Ozzy.
Let me tell you something.
Like I said, this is like going anywhere else and professing your love for Hitler.
That's basically that's basically the actual Hitler being Hitler.
And it's because it's kind of they're both dictators who have had people killed.
Now, some people and let me just put this out there as well.
I'm not saying that they're the same person.
They're not.
Now, this was an entire group of people that the Hitler thing to me is worse.
Not to excuse what Castro did and continues to do.
But what for those of you that don't understand the dynamic, that's what I'm going for.
So Ozzy has to come home from a road trip on the day off.
A lot of people have said that it wasn't a press conference.
He just said, anybody wants to come on, talk to me, come on, talk to me.
A lot of people said that was the most contrite that they've ever seen him.
He apologized.
I did not like the fact that he said I was thinking in Spanish and talking in English.
There's no excuse.
No, no, no.
No, no.
And you know, whenever you say something along the lines of that's just Ozzy being Ozzy, that.
No, that is like the lame is excused.
That is not excuse a jerk for being a jerk.
I agree with you.
Yeah.
And again, not not putting him and it off Hitler on the same deal.
But just to show you how passionate the Cuban people are.
It's to them, it's kind of the same thing.
Yeah.
So before I start getting emails.
Yeah.
I mean, they're in a completely different boat because their embarrassment is still around and continues to do.
But the embarrassment there is also more global.
Right.
Where this is more centralized.
Right.
Yeah.
You know.
And the other thing is, and for people that don't understand, Ozzy has been his wailing.
Yeah.
So he's got the Hugo Chavez thing to deal with.
Yeah.
Where he's like, oh, no, I don't like Hugo Chavez.
You run his radio show three days ago.
Exactly.
That's going to say I did point that you and I talked about that a couple days ago.
This guy has an, and he's got a knack for just stepping in bear traps.
Yeah.
And it was just, the Marwan suspended him for five games.
The league, I don't think it's going to step in because you're getting into very murky waters at that point.
Somebody's got to put a muzzle on this guy or rain him in.
Well, hopefully this will shake his cage enough.
Because it's like you said, until now it's all just Ozzy being awesome.
Well, no.
No, it's not.
No.
That's, that's never been an experience.
I mean, this is the guy that went through, that through gayslurs at his players.
Yeah.
And talking about open air.
And nobody did anything.
That's absolutely unacceptable.
So we'll see where that goes from here.
We're going to start doing, uh, standings for you in a couple of weeks.
We've got about a month under our belt, because this is a 162 game season.
So you have a long way to go.
Street light is on.
So let's pick up the pace a little bit.
We got kind of heavy there, didn't we?
One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, eight, eight, eight, eight, eight, eight, eight, eight, eight, eight, eight, eight, eight, eight, eight, eight, eight, eight, eight, eight, eight, eight.
We always did the show with the list.
The page of them swings back to Chad this week.
I will let you handle it from here, sir.
Well, this is something that you brought up that was going to be, when is Fox broadcast?
A week from tomorrow.
We'll be hosted by Ryan Seacrest.
Obviously.
And this is going to be how long?
I don't know.
You start talking.
I'll see what I'm looking at on my guide.
Because this, this is the, uh, we're talking about the Fox 25th anniversary special.
And, uh, you know, they've got a very rich story history of memorable programming.
Um, they've given us some real gems.
And then at the same token, they've given us some absolute dogs.
Um, and it was hard just getting it down to a list of, of 10.
I mean, there, there are several, several shows that I wanted to put on this list,
but I just didn't have the room for it.
And, and a couple of them got included if or no of the reason because they were on so briefly.
Uh, Fox has an incredible knack for putting on shows that they have intentions of making into series.
And the first show goes so poorly that it doesn't even make it past the first episode.
Um, he's still looking this thing up and kind of leaving behind, right?
Um, but, uh, I, I compiled a list of shows that Fox had just completely,
and totally ignore in their anniversary special should ignore some of them.
They may choose to ignore just because I don't know shows like, um, firefly.
They're probably going to want to gloss over because that show is great as it was.
For some reason, they just chose to market it so poorly.
It just didn't find its audience.
Uh, because God knows the audience was there and continues to be there.
Um, uh, oh, I just, I just, I just saw the time signature on it.
Two hours, two hours.
I don't know how they're going to squeeze everything that they could possibly talk about into two hours.
Only if you do a commercial free.
And yeah, on Fox, that's going to happen.
But anyway, I was talking about the shows that I, that they may just want to gloss over because they screwed it up.
Uh, in like, firefly and the adventures of Briscoe County goes, those are good shows dragging the street.
Yeah.
By the way, NASCAR update three laps to go.
Maybe it's maybe it's maybe it's maybe it's 23 laps.
I don't know.
But, uh, Jimmy Johnson, Greg Biffle, Martin, Martin, Rick, Jr., your top three.
Okay.
Anyway, I hadn't even started the list properly.
Okay, good.
I was, I was bullied me.
It was hard to vamp that long.
Oh, it took me a while to get there.
But it's going to be two hours.
That's my DVR just now.
Right.
Martin's in third.
Um, I don't really know if I can even put this in any particular order.
It's just kind of, that's what I, this is what I came up with.
Okay.
Uh, the first one on the list is a show that I don't know if many people are even going to remember this.
The first four shows on this list got one showing.
And that was it.
There's a reason for that.
Yeah.
Uh, anyone we're called, do you even recall the rich list?
I don't remember.
It sounds familiar, but I can't remember for sure.
Uh, it was a game show by the British producers of the weakest link.
Adapted for America, uh, adapted for America.
Uh, heavily promoted for Fox during the World Series.
Apparently it was, it was a team competition where one team came up with a list like Steven Spielberg movies or, or something like that.
And the other team had to get everything on the list.
The more they got the more money they won.
Uh, aired on November 1st.
And the show was axed on November 3rd.
Wow.
Uh, the game show network revived it in 09 as the money list.
Uh, mother.
And uh, uh, this iteration, the first GSN original to employ a returning champion aspect lasted nine episodes.
Wow.
The remaining episodes from the original series.
So that went well.
Yeah.
The original episodes from the remaining from the remaining series from the original episodes still remain unared.
So no one's ever seen it.
Can I get those on DVD?
I guess.
I don't know why you've even bought it.
Next one.
I remember this one like this got to be on the list.
And it was was, uh, Osborne's reloaded.
Do you remember this debacle?
Maybe it was a, it was a variety show.
The variety show.
Okay.
Yes.
Yes.
I do remember them doing this.
Hosted by Ozzie Sharon Jack and Kelly.
Uh, the only episode aired March 31st of 09.
Remaining five episodes were immediately shelved due to a combination of bad reviews.
And several Fox affiliates either airing the program in an early morning time slot or not at all.
Or not at all due to content concerns.
Greatness.
And now this one.
I remember this being heavily promoted as well.
And it's just going nowhere.
Anchor woman.
That she was local, wasn't she?
I believe so.
It was a comedy reality series about Lauren Jones.
I want to say she was like from long view or a model who became a television news anchor.
Uh, aired on August 22nd and canceled the next day due to a disappointing 2.0 fast national rating.
Uh, but its premiere was one hour consisting of two 30 minute episodes.
Tyler.
Oh, okay.
Yeah.
KYTX and Tyler Texas.
She was a Miss New York pageant winner.
She was a former Barker beauty on prices right.
That's right.
She did spend like a day as a diva.
She's like part of a diva search.
Uh-huh.
I want to say she had, I want to say she showed up on Fox news here.
I think she did like a sit-in on Fox 4 news.
Whenever this show started to launch.
Like when she was out promoting it.
They actually had her on the show like good morning.
Good day.
Whatever the local morning news show is on Fox here.
And then there's this thing.
Who's your daddy?
Lord.
Or thought I'd tell the Brandon Leonard story.
Air January 3rd of 05.
Uh, it's a series that involved an adopted woman trying to pick her biological father out of a group of imposters.
Can it get any more unscrupulous than this?
Wait till you get to number 5.
Oh, yeah.
Um, it was protested left and right by adoptive families and adoption rights groups.
Uh, and it aired as a special.
Not as a series premiere.
So does it probably do better than the film one episode?
Well, no, what they're saying is that the series can be said to have been canceled before it actually aired an episode as a series.
It's so badly this thing did.
Now this next one.
Some people maybe have two minds on this.
Some people actually think it kind of helped them follow it a little bit better.
But I liked this.
I did too.
But we were in the minority here.
That's true.
Uh, NHL on Fox.
This is where they put the little like the blue.
There was there was like a blue light around the box tracks is what it was called.
And I think what killed it was hockey pirus.
Tated this.
I thought it was neat because you can follow the puck.
And we talked about when we talked about Fox doing NASCAR.
We talked about this last week.
Fox is really, really good at educating the fan base.
Yeah.
This is why this is.
I mean, that's why if you watch a football game on Fox, they've got a guy that's dedicated to knowing the rulebook backwards in front.
Right.
So there's a call on the field that's not normal.
They can cut to this guy.
And he goes, here's why this call is what this is.
Yeah.
And I think hockey pirus were just like, we don't need that.
Yeah.
Well, if you're trying to get this sport more popular in America, which is what they were trying to do.
And the only reason that I know as much about hockey as I do is because a friend of the show Rob Lance,
who is of Canadian descent and currently lives in Toronto.
And Kenuk.
Captain Kenuk, would you look at my Facebook page or a picture of him on there?
He's also my friend on Facebook.
He taught me hockey.
Like, he would sit down with me every night in the stars play out before the stars won the cup.
Uh-huh.
He sat down with me every night.
He would tell me, okay, that's why this is.
You can't do this.
You can do this.
And that's how I learned hockey.
So he's going to touch you.
What delayed off sides?
What is that kind of stuff?
Exactly.
And there was always something new in every game.
Like that I learned.
Yeah.
For a whole season.
And that's what they were going with this.
Exactly.
And I was like, that's why I don't understand why.
You know, hockey players go bouncing.
You're trying to expand your sport.
Well, there's a guy that wrote a book called, uh,
Glowpux and Tencent Beer, the 101 worst ideas in sports history.
Tencent Beer being the worst idea in sports.
I remember that.
This is number two in his book.
Disagree.
Disagree.
Yeah.
I just know that it just had a huge backlash.
And they're like, okay, so they just distance from it as far as they could.
So I'm sure it's something that's like, nah, well, we just won't talk about that.
Here's where things start getting real, real brutal.
Two words.
Darva Konger.
Exactly.
Who wants to marry a multi-millionaire?
And apparently this guy barely qualified for the title.
He had just...
It liquidated his assets.
He was worth seven figures, but not by much.
Nearly exactly two million in assets.
Yeah.
So just barely qualified.
And she claims that she went on there as a, she was a nurse.
And she went on that show as a dare from her friends where they were partying it up in L.A.
Or wherever the show was.
Oh, and let's not forget Rick Rockwell's record of domestic violence.
Yeah.
And he was a saint of comic, wasn't he?
Yeah.
And how long did that marriage last?
Because didn't they get married on that show?
Yeah.
They never consummated their relationship.
And then she went on to do Playboy?
Yeah.
Yeah.
The marriage was a no.
That's how long it lasted.
Yeah.
This next one was...
But this, this one a full season.
Yeah.
And it went multiple seasons.
Did it really?
It went more than one.
The swan.
This was the show where they would take women and basically plastic surgery them.
It took extreme, extreme makeover to an entirely different perverse level.
To a fox level.
Yeah.
Let's just call it what it is.
And then at the end there was a beauty, a beauty pageant of all the contestants.
And like, the women were allowed to see themselves until...
Yeah.
They took all the...
They took all the reflected surfaces and mirrors out of the room.
They had no idea what they looked like.
And the husband's boyfriends or whatever.
They couldn't even see it.
Yeah.
Now could they...
Now could they see them at the reveal or was it at the pageant?
Oh, I don't get me lying.
Because I watched it just because of the train wreck factor.
I'm like, I don't know why I did this to myself.
I just must hate myself.
I'm full of that much self-loading.
But it was described as the most morally bankrupt TV since Alcatus latest press release.
Lord.
Not my words, but...
Words nonetheless that ring true.
Number three.
Number three.
You remember this shell?
Married by America.
Bagley.
Bagley.
Many observers thought that it was degrading to both the participants and to the general notion
of marriage.
Lord.
The Fox affiliate and Raleigh Durham refused to air it in its entirety.
Do the network refusing to preview the program for the station before air so the station
could determine if it meant as broadcast standards.
Okay.
So they preempted it with reruns at the Andy Griffith show instead.
Wow.
The Fox defended it though.
It defended its programming decision and there was no great outcry probably because very
few people watched the show in spite of a premiere which aired after an episode of American
Idol.
Oh yeah.
That's how I remember it.
And this next one there...
I thought this was funny.
I'm actually considering taking this one off the list and replacing it with the one I said,
oh, crud.
I left that one off the list.
So originally I had man versus beast down here which was just people racing animals.
Well, like you had the hot dog.
Yeah.
Kobayashi.
Facing off against a bear.
The bear one.
Of course, the bear one.
Navy SEAL won an optical course race against a chimpanzee.
And the first special drew negative reviews from critics and protests from animal rights
groups.
So I kind of want to take that one off of this because I think the one that I left off inadvertently
is a bigger train wreck in celebrity boxing.
Tanya Harding.
Didn't she fight?
She bought somebody.
Oh, I want to say Joey bought a fluke.
No, there was no intergenders.
Oh, there were no intergenders.
There were no intergenders.
I remember the guy who played Horshack was on there.
Tanya Panna-Ducci fought somebody.
Maybe that's who fought Joey put a fluke because their names are so similar.
Just a minute bull fought.
Minute bull.
I like that guy because of his charity work.
I can't really complain too much.
He's no longer with us.
Didn't he pass away just recently?
I don't want to misspeak but I'd seem like I read somewhere that he had passed away.
Anybody in the chat room know for sure?
June 19th, 2010.
Okay.
Thank you, Wikipedia.
I didn't start with the middle of Virginia at age 47.
I'd had local ties apparently.
I'd had a cousin that whenever my cousin, Mikey,
was going to school at a local college, his cousin was on the basketball team.
Oh, wow.
Yeah.
But seriously, no list condemning the worst that Fox has trolled out there would be complete.
Without the absolute train wreck debacle.
That was the Chevy Chase.
Oh, absolutely.
And any time Chevy Chase wants to go on a rant like he's been on with Dan Harmon of Community,
Tonya Harding, Paul Jones.
Oh, okay, okay.
Yeah, that makes sense.
So Don just said that in the chat room.
Um, Chevy should be always reminded of this.
Yeah.
Chevy, you think it's bad?
Yeah.
Remember you did the Chevy Chase stuff.
Yeah, if you want to get so full of yourself.
Because even the Dennis Miller show lasted longer than that.
Yeah.
Uh, television critic Ken Tucker of Entertainment Weekly gave the show an F letter grade.
And criticized the show for having the gall to rerun a taped comedy bit.
He'd aired the first week of his show.
Wow.
He also noted that the audience that fills Hollywood's new Chevy Chase theater has steadily turned into the worst behave crowd in late night television.
They hoot and yell and cheer over whatever pitiful chatter Chase is attempting to ring out of a luckless guest.
And uh, time magazine wrote nervous and totally at sea chase tried everything succeeded at nothing.
They also criticized him for having recycled old material shamelessly taking pratfalls and even pleading with the audience to stand up and dance in their seats.
That's the list.
I mean, believe me, the list could keep on going.
Oh, yeah.
I mean, do you have any dishonorable mentions that you could think of?
Not off bat, like harsh realm or the PJs or the house of bugging, you know?
Well, I mean, like I said, go watch the episode of Family Guy where they came back after being canceled.
And all the thing, and then when Peter rats off all the shows that had come and gone since they got canceled.
And then came back and that's all you need.
Do you remember Booker?
Yeah, was that was the spin off from 21 jumps?
Yeah.
That was uh, Greeko.
Greeko's character.
Yeah.
That almost won the season.
Barely.
And just like a minute character gets his own spin off from that show.
You couldn't get somebody.
I mean, Mr. Personality hosted by Monica Lewinsky.
That was so good.
That wasn't any contender.
Uh, and of course, the aforementioned Alan Gregory.
Yeah.
That went quickly as it came.
Thank God.
Well, I've not heard an official cancellation on that.
It's already gone.
Yeah, but that could have been all the episodes they had.
They were contracting for it.
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Yeah, I know.
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It's all, of course, love songs.
We're going to play this to take you home.
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I'll be waiting.
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Oh, time after time.
If you fall, I will get you.
I'll be waiting.
Oh, time after time.
After my picture fades and darkness has turned to gray.
Watching through windows, you're wondering if I'm okay.
Secret stolen from deep inside.
The drum beat out of time.
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Time after time.
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Why?
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