The Clubhouse – Episode 37

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It is Sunday the 30th of March in the year of our Lord 2014
That means the clubhouse is live on the air. It is season 4 episode 37 numerically
Number 213 and remember we start season 5 that number will jump
Because we're not including a lot of our ex-tourini and stuff
But I think with season 5 we will
My show I can do it
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My name is Rob and
What I wouldn't give for a decent night's sleep
It's been a long couple of weeks so it's been a long couple more
But we do what we do and that's how we do
Joining me across the desk as he tends to do
Is a man who will not be watching the Walking Dead season
Perhaps series for now he can see doesn't really care
He's not going to do what you tell him to do
He's not going to do what the man tries to dictate to him
Yeah, that's the reason
I don't know
The fact that I've never watched a single episode
But he has a lot to do with it
You're not going to want to mandate what you watch
And it's killing because it's not that I have no interest
It says that I want to get in from the beginning and watch it from the beginning
But that's a pretty healthy investment to make
As I found out with Game of Thrones
Well, like with my wife, she's trying to
Binge sons of anarchy
Anarchy, she's been doing it like a month and a half
You'll hurt yourself turn
Well, she watched the currencies
And now she's going back
I'm like, doesn't that kind of ruin what you're watching now?
And she's like, no, it just gives me more backstory
Okay, no, it's like watching the original trilogy
And then go back and watch the prequels, I guess
Yeah
The same, but different
Russ is in the chat room good to see you, sir
Joining us in the third chair tonight
Is a man
Who
Finally realized yesterday, sir
That you are a communist
That I'm a communist sir
And he texted me with proof
Okay, simply with a picture of country burger
He is the king of bowling
He is Andrew Beckham
Yes, Chad, you are communist
You should never get tired of it
It is good food always
That was literally what he texted me
Chad is a communist
And then a picture
But it wasn't the country burger we go to
I didn't know there was more than one
Yeah, yeah
He was at a different one
Where is that one
Plano?
Oh, really?
Oh, I like that answer
Oh, thank you
Looks good
Yeah, this hat was actually a gift from the king of bowling
My official Atlanta Braves practice cap
As we're getting ready
Opening day, officially is tomorrow
I want to let you live in Australia
Yeah, and then it was last week
But
My Braves are coming to town in September
Very excited
Marlin's coming to town in June
Who we think could see a hottest month
A play based properly
It was said timbers a little better
Yeah, it's like August leftovers
That
He didn't text us on 100
We couldn't play in early May
You know
But
We start every show with corrections
Hit the post
Didn't even have to click it
Listen to last week's show
A lot of fun last week
Had Dave Scott in
We were trying to get him for tonight
But I found out this week he works a really wacky schedule
Like he'll work one night from like 10, 30, night till 7
In the morning and the next night
How to work like 1, 30, night until 10 in the morning
I'm a fan of that guy
So great guy
Got to hang out with him a bit this week
Came with me for a screening
And if you're if you subscribe and I too
And you can hear that
To exclusive
Right now
It's available to you
It's actually available about three days ago
Two days ago
We recorded it Friday night
Your lovely wife was a pretty decent
Also in the chat room right now
Remember we have a live chat room here
We've your listening live
You can give us instant feedback
There might be about a six second delay
Which you know
Sometimes might be a good thing
If we actually use it on the show
But we don't
Let us start off
Let us get the little NASCAR going
The STP 500
Not sponsored by Scott Wyland
Was today
Just finished a little while ago
Your top 10 finisher
In 10th place in the number 27
Chevrolet Paul yes my company
My family does own own that company
Menard
We don't have one in this area
Every time you say that I have no idea
It's like a hardware store
I've seen them in different places
But I haven't seen one here
Oh
Fondongo official fact checker of the show
He is also in the chat room
Good to see you sir
Guys we're not there doing work
9th place
Clint Boyer in the number 15
Toyota
The number 43 Ford
Comes in 8th place
With Eric Almero
I can't watch that
Almero
Almero
Almero
Almero
Almero
Almero
That sounds like a full singer from the 70s
Do English
Now doing his favorite tune for you
Almero
Did he do you're the cat
That was outside
Never mind
In 7th place
What that's not English
Yes we know
Any spell to sparse name
ARIC
And that's not English even
Thought you were speaking big Latin for a minute
7th place
The number 4 Chevrolet Kevin Harvick
Matt Kenseth
The number 20 Toyota
Comes in 6th place
Belongs to the number 94
Driven by Marcus Ambrose
No he is not in the shape
Thank God for that
And fourth place
Joey Lagano
And the number 224
Back in the top three this week
Dale Earnhardt Jr.
gets the bronze medal
And the number 88 Chevrolet
6 times 6 times 6 times 6 times 6 times 6 times
Spring Cup champion
Jimmy Johnson gets the silver medal
Number 48 Chevrolet Chevrolet
It's the top three spots
As the winner
And the number 41 Chevrolet
Is won
Kurt Bush
Looks like his brother didn't get
Top 10 finished this week
So
We do know what next week is
Do we not serve?
Texas Motor Speed
Oh okay
Texas Race Number 1 is next weekend
The Duck Commander 500
Woo
Yeah
Instead of a starting pistol
they should just
We should have a duck call
On your mark
Yeah
Yeah
Yeah
God
We're the Muppets
Gonna do the national
Geez
It was easy top maybe
Just because of the beard
Oh
But that's gonna be next Sunday
At 2 o'clock
Central Time 3 o'clock Eastern
On your local Fox affiliate
Remember Fox?
Looks like Fox has your coverage
Up until
Still June
And that's when TNT will take over
And then ESPN takes over in July
Until football gets rolling
Between ESPN and ABC
So
Get ready for that next week
The big tech and they've unveiled
I don't know if you saw that
They've unveiled the they've got a brand new big screen
Out there at Texas Motor Speed
Oh yeah
The big horse
Do you see the the meal that they've unveiled?
No
The big horse TV dinner
No
It's like this is coming
The tray?
Yes
It's like
Oh god
A pound and a half of meatloaf
And like
Like a family size serving of potatoes
Like mashed potatoes with gravy
And
There's a heavy lava cake in the middle
That you can never eat
Because it will always
Can't remember you to that
Because they were showing
Like the new meals that they've unveiled
For the Rangers ballpark
Oh yeah
That big
Like a two-foot sandwich or something
It's like an Asian steak sandwich
Yeah
They got their two
And they had a couple of others
And they said, well in response to that
They did this big horse TV dinner
Like that sandwich
That was funny
I wonder if the third side is a stint
Yeah
One of the things they did reveal was fried bacon
Yeah
It's like a thick cut of bacon
And I've seen it
And it's not that expensive
You would think it would be more expensive
That it is for what it looks like
And
We're going to start points in two weeks
I said we started with the with the
With the Texas race
There's no way we're covering NASCAR next Sunday
I'm sorry
Much respect to our
Our members of the Empire
They're NASCAR fans
We're going to be a little preoccupied next Sunday
And we're going to talk about that here
I'm about to say why is that so
I'm being going
Let's do a little TV talk
Game of Thrones
If you're Kevin Smith you're having a really good couple of weeks
I'm really happy for this dude
Comic Bookman gets renewed
I believe this is going to be either season four or five
Did you give this I mean seriously
Did you really give this show a shot in help
On a certain level yes
Because we're we're we are his target
Democrats
But look you know you're going to follow the walking dead
So you've already got the geek crowd
And it's a geek version of pawn stars
So
And as hot as those those pawn shop shows are
Why not?
I was just afraid that it was just going to be a very niche
Market show and it just wasn't going to find its audience
And they got it did I do have a little bit of an issue with it
You and I talked about a couple weeks ago
It is very very staged
And it would really hurt my feelings
And I was watching the credits and it said casting by
And credits on the one now
Because some of the people you see in that shop and you go
They don't shop
Yeah
It's all I'm saying
Oh hi Stanley
Really
Well in the shell nickel stop and buy looking for an a horror figure
And they find it long
I'm just having to be here on the red bank
Yeah
But I mean if you just spend your disbelief
It's a good show
But that's not all
Kevin Smith does a number of podcasts
And one of them is called Holly with Babylon
I am a faithful Babylon listener
We are both with with a with a great Ralph Garmin
And AMC has green left them to do a pilot
Now of course it's not going to be this inch
Show
Yeah
Yeah
If you don't know what we're talking about
Download one
Babylon is not family friendly
No
But they're going to do a version of it
I've kind of heard a couple of things
They actually did a Babylon a couple of weeks ago
From Kevin's house where they talked about it
And they've got a plan
So we're excited for them there
And also there's a guy on comic book
Men named Rob Bruce
So they called him in for
For pieces that people bring in
That they really can't put a value on
And yes they have referred to him as
Robert the Bruce
Robert the Bruce
Yes
They're going to they're talking about doing a
series with him where he goes around the country
Whether for clients or for his own collection
Looking for rare items
So
It's good to be cave
No joke
Stop smoking the weed
That's not kind of happen
Congratulations to Helix
To show that follows
SmackDown on Friday nights
Side by has renewed them for season two
Never watched an episode
Here's my list of things that I watched
Habitually on sci-fi
SmackDown
Battlestar Galactica
Flash Gordon Firefly
That's the list
I was
Because sci-fi is how I got into Firefly
Well I was a fan of
I'm a fan of face-off
I do like that show
You do enjoy that
That shows work
And I even like heroes of cosplay
I was I was going to watch that one
Where they did where they had some people living in the past
And some people living in the future
And then I was like now this looks kind of lame
Yeah
What was it one that they hit like the big multimedia blitz around
Where they put out a game around the same time
I was in you
Was that the name of it?
Was that it?
Were you played a video game and it tied in with sci-fi?
No, sci-fi, sci-fi, sci-fi, sci-fi, sci-fi
You're right
So this next story
I love this next story
I love this next story
I don't know
Yesterday
On Twitter
Now let me give you a little background on this story
For those of you that don't follow the NFL
There's been a big bruhahal over many many years
About the name of the Washington football team
Yes
It's gotten so intense that people like Peter King of Sports Illustrated
We talked about it on this show
Only refer to them that way
They are the Washington football team
For those of you around the world
That don't follow American football
They're called the Redskins
So Daniel Snyder this week
Says he's going to set up a foundation
The original Americans foundation
And as one of my leaders
Check McGee pointed out
Think of the initials there
That's going to be the original Americans foundation
Okay, keys
That's going to be set up
To raise money for Native Americans
Okay
And a lot of people are going
You're putting a blanket over a bonfire
Yeah
So there's a Twitter feed
Name Stephen Colbert report
Or it's called Colbert report
I'm sorry
And the tweet comes out
That says quote
I am willing to show Hashtag Asian community
I care
By introducing
King Chong Ding Dong foundation for sensitivities
To orientals or whatever
Oh no
So there's this uprising
Hashtag cancelled Colbert
You don't know what Stephen Colbert is
He hosts the Daily Show
The Colbert report now
Great guy very funny
Has an actual replica of Captain America shield
What I've said
Here's the problem
Are we knee jerking?
They ain't his Twitter feed
I can't have figured this much
Stephen Colbert's Twitter feed is at Stephen at home
That's it
So he puts up Hashtag cancelled Colbert
I absolutely agree
But I just have one question
Who the heck is at Colbert report
I'm Stephen at home
Wow
Can we do some research people
Before we decide we're going to burn somebody an FG
We are a reactionary people
Sure
I was just like are you kidding me?
I read that story
And I howled in my living room
I was just like are you kidding me?
Nothing should shock us anymore
And do you really think Stephen Colbert is that dumb?
Of course he is one of the most intelligent individuals
Much less hilarious
That walks God's Green Earth
And if you haven't watched the Colbert report
Do yourself a solid
But do you know there's a survey a couple of years ago
That more Americans get their daily news from the daily show
Than any other news stories
It was like it was something staggering number of people that were surveyed
That got their news from the daily show
Versus MSNBC or the NBC Nightly News or anything of itself
Unbelievable
Thank you John
Still regular news is too boring
Yes
I love it
I don't watch it every day
But if it's on I'll stop down
You talk about a guy that
I mean I don't even even started with a sales ear
But my gosh
You know he turned a career that was kind of meandering
Oh he started out as a low level reporter on the daily show
When Killborn had it
I know John Stewart
No I was talking about John
No I'm talking about John Stewart
John Stewart I remember him hosting short attention span theater
Before comedy that was that
Ha the comedy channel before became comedy central
Always been a fan of him
Yes
Please report
And news that will make Chad very happy
We have American Horror Story news
For season four
Isn't this in the season four coming up
It will be called American Horror Story
Freak Show
It's going to take place at a freak show
Not at a carnival
As previously stated
Because the second one was a silent
And the last season was the third one
Which turned a lot of people against it
Jessica Lang returning
Because the bit here is a lot of the same character
A lot of same actors
It's just a different story
Like they're going to be apparently doing with true detective
Jessica Lang Kathy Bates
Sarah Pulse and Angela Bassett
Jamie Brewer
Dennis O'Hare
Francis Conroy
And Michael Schickliss
His joining the cast
Wow
Sir are you back here now
Well
I was I mean
That's a no
You had staggering no
You had Kathy Bates in there
And I'm a fan of Kathy Bates from the last season
An Angela Bassett joined and it didn't look like Kathy Bates is coming back
Oh don't she as she as I'm sorry
I just said that
I know I know
I'm multitasking
And
It was last season was one of the
It's a lot of people are saying it jumped a shark
Really?
Yeah
I heard there was a couple of things that they did
They showed that they showed one scene on the suit
That I went
Whoa
Whoa
What the heck happened there
That thing will take a left turn on you
But that's
Shit if Chickless is in it can't be that bad
I also don't see that quintiles name
I don't even know if he was on my season
No I think he was only on season one
No he was in two
Did he make it to two
I don't think he was on season three
Yeah
And I think if you were a man in season three
You didn't make it very long
Regardless of who you were
If I thought what I heard is correct
So that'll be
I don't know I think going to move that to Fxx
Are they going to leave that on Fxx?
I don't know
I know that the Fargo series kicks up here in a couple of weeks
Do we really need a Fargo series?
The commercial I thought was very interesting
It's one of those long shots
And it's like an iced over lake
And you see these two guys carry on a body
And they're trying to stick it down into it
A whole dug on the ice for fishing
So
There's that
And
Russ I just thought you put the chat room
We're going to talk about that here in just a minute
Tomorrow night my wife will be
Probably a little weepy
And not just because I'll actually be home
Oh
Tomorrow night is the final episode of how I met your mother
And I was talking to her about it
You know it's coming up she's like yeah she goes
But what I really like about the shows
They've really kind of wrapped things up really nicely
So they're not going to be just rolling up on just stuff out
Yeah
So
It has got the leveling talented Mrs. Irvin's approval
I kind of want to see this
So
I'll have a recorded
That's I can't be how long that shows
Actually gone
I can see this
Yeah
I want to say they hit double digits
They may have yeah
So I thought this was their 10 season
It could be 10 there are 11 something like that
So
I got to tell you I got to tell this next story
Because
I heard this on the on the radio the other day and it killed me
Everybody knows I'm a huge fan of the Bob and Tom show
I listen every day
You really want to catch my attention
Talk Bob and Tom with me
And a frequent guest on that show
Was a comedian by the name of Mike per big way
Yeah
He does a segment called the secret public journal
He did a film called Sleepwalk with me
Which is wonderful
Check it out
He's got a new one man show out of the good turn movie called my girlfriend's boyfriend
And his current his current tour is called Thank God for jokes
Well back in the day
He tells a story
About how they were both on Carson daily
And somebody said they looked alike and something happened
Oh no
Vanderbeek ended up getting him bumped or something
It was something weird like that
And somebody brings it up on Twitter
Because some people started saying they looked alike
And they're like, you know, whatever
Well Vanderbeek starts calling per bigly a liar
He's like I was never on the Carson daily show
That's a complete crock
Well the problem when you put something like that on the internet
Is that you have people that can verify or not verify
Quickly
They found the footage
And sent it to him via Twitter
So he goes I believe on Thursday night on late night with Seth Myers
Which from all accounts is doing very well
And Vanderbeek's on
And he goes, so he has Vanderbeek tell the story
And he's like yeah, and he goes and then I realized
I really was on that show
He goes, well
Would you look at that?
Would you want to apologize to per bigly for this?
He goes, you know at some point I'm going to have to
He goes, well, what would we just go ahead and do it right now
My per bigly is here
So they bring out per bigs
And they have this big to do
Say what you want about Vanderbeek
He is hilarious and he has no problem with self-deprecation
He really doesn't
So the way somebody they had a Nikki Glazer great comedian was on Friday
And so I didn't know who he was
And you just heard her in the background go, ah don't want your laugh
You talk about it low light it
And not a bad varsity blues was not a bad film
Just that line was horribly delivered
It shouldn't have been followed by all I want to do is race daddy
That those two should have been backed up
Why didn't you his best hit him in very pepper in the same film
But he's got the his new show debuts right after the finale
Of how I mature it's like a friends with better lives
I believe it's what it's called
So there's that
Does that not sound
Just slightly plagiaristic to you
No it's not friends
It's not friends with better lives
It's not friends with better lives
It's friends with better lives
It's friends with better lives
It's hashtag FWBL
It's what the logo says
To me it just looks like they're trending
Detreading and danger is water there
That's where the attention
Let's see the
Let's see the
There were some police give shows a chance
Because mom is still on the air
I watched that show the other night
How'd that work out for you?
It wasn't as awful as I thought it was going to be
I actually enjoyed it more than two broke girls
No I do enjoy the Alice and Jenny
Yeah
I think she's a great actress
And Anna Ferris is real hitter miss with me
Like sometimes I find her very very good and sometimes I'm like
Why are you on my screen?
And the fact that she's the mom is the thing that really kind of puts me off
Oh there
I wouldn't
I just
Yeah
She's
I when you see her you don't think mom
Alice and Jenny
Yeah, but it's about her being a
Because I think she had her kids
When she was like 17
And I haven't talked to anybody as much as I do
Enjoy the cat dennings
I haven't heard anybody that likes two broke girls
Like it is comedy fodder for like everybody
And like
I mean she's probably laughing all the way
The bank don't get me gross
Like I had an on because I was like waiting for the tournament to come back on
I'm like here
I was like messing around on the laptop
And I'm like
People watch this because cat dennings character is like one of the most
Unlikable people I think I've ever seen
Yeah
It's like the entire cast of
It's always sunny in Philadelphia
Found in a one person
Yes, oh my god
I love it's always sunny
It's a good show but they're always like cackling at each other
It's like three guys
Like like you're three men
Meals
Why are you all like
I love it's always sunny
That show makes me laugh
I've been on that show since day one
You're a fan of irretainment anyway
In some cases
You always do the clubhouse podcast live every Sunday night
Normally at seven Easter next week we're on an hour early
Because it's WrestleMania Sunday
We're gonna be live at Fox and Hounded Richardson, Texas
Just west of Central Expressway on Campbell Road
Right behind McDonald's five bucks get you in the door
And I'm telling you get there early
I'm pretty much I've already told you're lovely wife
Who's everybody just said I'm leaving
I'm leaving church
I'm coming
You're following me here
And then we're going straight there
We're not even
Yeah
Cause we're gonna have to get set up
So let's go into some NBA talk
Our long national nightmare is over
The 76ers losing streak ends at 26
After they beat Detroit by what?
26.9
Just destroyed the piston
I was just our national nightmare
That's what I'm still trying to figure out
I thought it was cool
I couldn't believe it
I was like how do
So now
The team that they, everyone predicted they would beat
Or else they would lose out
Well they, there was only
But they only were two losses away
From the all time record
One thing?
Oh yeah
It was, it was hilarious
And then I'm watching the highlights from last night
And the, and this, they went in the spurs lose
I'm like, did somebody switch uniform?
No
I mean, and I mean, when I say they destroyed the pistons
They, I don't think the pistons ever led in that game
Oh, that's pathetic
I don't know
It's like can we just take these points and spread them over some other games
And maybe we can, you know, get those right
Exactly
I'm sure Vegas loved it though
Oh, that's what I would've put money on them
Break in the record
People have been getting rich
Off of this busted bracket mess
Oh, we're not even there yet, sir
Let's go to your standings
In the Western Conference
North West Division
The Utah Jazz
We've lost four straight
Twenty three and fifty one there
Thirty one and a half back
Denver is a 11 and a half game
No nine and a half games better than them
I can't read
Minnesota middle of the pack
There's 17 back
Right now Portland is seven and a half back on Oklahoma City
Oklahoma City Portland and Minnesota have all one two straight peace
So still competitive there
In the Pacific Division
The Lakers
Who have a three three three three
Winning percent right now
Because they are 24 and 48
Lost two straight right now
They are twenty seven games back
They are a game and a half behind Sacramento
Now the gap between Sacramento and Phoenix
Sacramento is twenty six and a half back
Phoenix is seven and a half
But right now Golden State six games behind the Clippers
Amazing
The Clippers are trying to be for real
Really truly are
I didn't the Southwest Division
The New Orleans
But again thirty two and forty one
There's twenty five back
Your Dallas Mavericks sir
Let me tell you what it's like to be in the Southwest Division
Why do I lose it every time he says
You're Dallas Mavericks are fourteen games of five above five hundred
They're thirteen and a half back
That's a tough division to be in
Especially when San Antonio runs out seventeen
Memphis in the middle of the pack
You're thirteen back
Houston right now seven and a half back
On San Antonio
Eastern Conference Atlantic Division
The Philadelphia seventy sixers
Sixteen
Fifty seven
It sounds like the Rangers in the late nineties
Doesn't
Not thematically out of it by father's day
But score eight runs again
We are often just putting it on the board
But our defense is giving up thirteen
But they're twenty five and a half back
Boston
Six other eighteen back
What they've lost three straight
New York middle of the pack eleven and a half back
Right now the nets are two and a half behind Toronto
Toronto is trying to hold on to lead that division
Central Division
Milo Wacke
fourteen and fifteen nine
Could that could that be the worst
They're two games worse than Philly
That's worse than the league
We're the one ninety two
One of the lowest of all time
That's got to be close fourteen wins and an eighty two game season
There's thirty seven and a half back
So they could almost triple their wins and Mike
It's the first
I think they'd lead by like three games
Detroit is twelve games better than them
And they're behind Cleveland by three right now
Chicago is eleven back on Indiana
Let's not get in this hole Indiana's going all the way
Just yet kids
Let's get through the playoffs
Yes, they beat the heat the other night
But let's tap the break a little bit
You know
We're the champs until somebody tells us otherwise
It's all I'm saying
In the Southeast Division
Speaking of which Orlando twenty one and fifty two
They've won two straight but they're twenty nine and a half
Game's back
Atlanta nineteen back
Charlotte fifteen and a half
Washing to twelve and a half and Miami
Wins as win two straight their fifty and twenty two right now
Twenty eight and six at home twelve and two in the division
Now let's go to the other side of the coin
The final four is set
In our fairburg Saturday
It will be
The number one overall seed in the tournament
And my beloved Florida Gators
Will play you con
So I want to talk about that for just a minute
If I've got a pick between
You con and Michigan State I think we've got the better end of the deal
Michigan State was a team a lot of people felt should have been
See it higher than they were
I watched I got to watch about the last half of the four to game last night
Cause actually had to work yesterday morning and I was just I couldn't keep my eyes open by the time I got home
But they stopped the darlings
They stopped the date and fought date and had a nice little fan contingent out there
Yesterday afternoon in Memphis
Yeah
And then the other bracket is now done
Kentucky beats Michigan
Michigan I watched some of that game on Friday night
I was having dinner with some friends
Michigan almost lost that game to Tennessee
You're up 12 with two minutes to go and you squeak it out
Yeah, that shouldn't happen
Although Tennessee does have some shooters but
And so you're saying it all right so Rob that's three teams got to be Arizona
All con share bone frayer
Everybody pretty much everybody had Florida Arizona as the finals because they were the top two teams in the country
Yeah, however
Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger
Decides they want to be they want to be there so they be Arizona
So now you have Kentucky against Wisconsin
A matchup that
I don't know
I got two SEC teams in the final four so I'm happy there
But
Should Florida get past
You con which I think we can
Oh yeah
But again is the tournament
So Florida will play on Saturday Kentucky will play on Sunday finals on Tuesday
Which thank God this year is not the same day as opening day because the first time the first of the two the Florida one was on opening day
But
Great tournament this year very entertaining a lot of great games
And again
The Wisconsin game goes to overtime and it's on a debatable call
Yeah, but that's the tournament it is that is the tournament
While people said he traveled the referee said he bobbed the ball
I'm not a referee and I'm glad for that
But a great tournament congratulations to the NCAA on another very successful year
And we're gonna see you know by the time we go on the air next week
We should know who the finals are gonna be
Yeah, won't that game air early enough
On Sunday before we end
Got to look at the schedule
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So you just doing the thing man
Let us move on to do a little person of interest
POI does stay for personal interest person of interest
It's a segment we do on this show where we
Take a personal or an entity and we debate their greatness or lack thereof
It comes to me this week and boy it was almost something else today
Really?
If we had done this show four hours ago
It would have gotten real for POI
How so?
It was this close to being the federal minimum wage
Oh really?
Because I had to go to a drive through a
National Food Chain for lunch
And I don't want to say any names
But their initials were McDonald's
And subtle
I'm just going to tell the story real quick
Because I got to get out of my system
When I say my order three times
Let me say that again
When I say my order to you three times
How many times drop three?
Okay
And I say
I would like this meal
I would like it with a bottle of water
What does that tell you I am ordering?
Water
I'm dealing with a bottle of water
A bottle of water
Pull up to the window
And they're giving me a cup and I go
Hold on
That should be a bottle of water
But we didn't charge you for that
And that's my fault at what level?
I said it three times
If I want tap water
I'm at the drive through
I can get it at the house
I don't drink tap water
Anyway moron
Somebody wasn't listening
If you raise it, there won't change anything
Well, I just real quick
That should dump you a federal thing
It should be a state thing
Because it costs a little
And that's wrong with me
So there's that
But I do want to talk to this week about
Coming up in a couple of days
Because I saw somebody put a post on Facebook
A link to a blog entry
About warning all of their friends
Because Tuesday is April 1st
Also known as April Fool's Day
Telling their friends
Keep all the fake pregnancy post off Facebook
Alright
I hate this day
I hate this day with the passion of a thousand sons
This is the dumbest holiday ever
Fake holiday
It is, it's a fake holiday
And I'll give you an example
And the person that did this
Didn't know that they had done what they had done when they did it
Last year
A little over a little over a year ago now
I was getting ready for work on Tuesday morning
And caught two guys trying to break into my house
Very traumatic
11 30 in the morning on Tuesday
I'm half dressed
Get ready for work
On April Fool's Day
A friend of mine says
Yeah, these guys are breaking into my house
I feel great
I was like, you know what?
It's good to see somebody defending their house
It's like, no, it's never Fool's show
And it kind of hit me sideways
Because I was like, dude
I kind of just went
I didn't publish that
I didn't put it very few people knew about it
You know, I didn't put it on Facebook
Because I don't do that
That's not me
Yeah
So he didn't know
But I was kind of like, dude
You know
I cannot stand this holiday
I'm half tempted to not even touch social media on Tuesday
Just because of it
Be less stressful
I'm not
I don't like pranks
I don't
Because I was bullied a lot as a kid
Because I was a small kid
And I was a nerdy kid
So when people are
Victims of pranks
And things of its ill
It makes me very uncomfortable
Yeah
Which is where my
Aversion to Jackass comes from
That's why I can't watch that show
When they hurt themselves
Or when they hurt each other
Both
It just it makes me uncomfortable
And it's just stupid
I mean you are you're a fan
And I'm not here to judge this
You enjoy that show
You enjoy the films and whatnot
That's why I can't
Because I was that
I was that kid
When it's mean spirit
I'm not behind it
At all
I always do pranks
But it's with the people I know
That whatever I do to them
They're going to try to find a way to
Want to meet
Okay
So we just to go back a little bit
I just got alerted
We will not know the finals
But we go off air
Because Wisconsin versus Kentucky
Starts at
849 Eastern on Sunday night
So about Florida will be
609 Eastern on Saturday
Both of them are on Saturday
Both are on Saturday
So we'll be ready to go
So the finals will be Monday
Yeah
Perfect
So we'll know
We'll know even before we get up
So that's good news
Um
This is why I don't like it
We're supposed to
I can't stand it
I don't know there's many reasons
To not like it
Because some people just
They don't know when to
Yeah, they take it too far
Yeah
You know there's times
Where you know
We mess with each other
But it's like
That long
Yeah
Hey, do you hear about this right now
I'm just kidding
Like
We can do that
Right
But when it turns into this
A elaborate scheme
And
That they spend hundreds of
Dollars on
Sometimes thousands of
Dollars in it
Or you say something
On Facebook
At 8 o'clock in the morning
And you don't let it off
The hook until dinner time
Yeah
That's severely
Grimes might be
Like one of the coldest ones I ever saw
Was never a guy orchestrated
A dude to get picked to be the
Yes
Three-point shooter
From the mid-court point
And they made him think that he had won it
And he didn't
But then those two guys
Do that can do each other all the time
Yeah
It's all YouTube series
Was just those two guys
Yeah
And at some point you go
Okay, I know this is a bit
Really?
Yeah
It's not being funny
You know
To on the second prank
Like that show
In practical jokers
I can't stand
I won't watch it
It just looks stupid
But I'd also that
How we men don't want on CBS
Yeah
I can't do that either
Yeah
I just I don't
He was on Ferguson the other night
It was like oh I love him
I'm like I used to like him
I've got no use for him now
He is such a pretentious
Who don't shake my hand
Because I'm a germifo jerk
Yeah
Yeah
That doesn't bother me
If you're a germifo that's fine
All this don't be all day
Because I'm a how we men don't fan
I just don't like this bit
No, I was a how we men don't fan
It's not the germifo thing to turn me off
It's it's the personality that
That seemed to follow when it's wake
Mmm
That it just kind of infected his entire persona
I'm like this was a guy that would put a rubber glove on his head
With a handbag on with a rubber alligator
Well, screen like an idiot
You know the the glove is part of
Why he's in the physical condition he's in
for doing that for so many years
It's like screwed something up in his brain
And that's why he's the germifo
No, no, no, no, no, no
He's like the men the part of his mental issues
He has stems from that
Yeah, actually I heard I heard an interview
He was like I can't I literally can't do that anymore
I was like really that's interesting
So he messed up his own squash.
Yes.
I just...
It's on fall.
Here's my thing with pranks and things of its ilk.
If you want to do that, I'm not here to judge you.
But if I don't do it to you,
you're dog on well but are not doing to you.
Yeah.
That's my thing.
I choose not to participate in that for a reason.
And you know, I don't...
I don't so much mind the prank as long as there is a payoff
for the person that got pranked afterwards.
Whether they get their come-ups or...
Yeah, I know that was messed up too.
But here's this in return.
Because I see that happen a lot.
Yeah, but I still...
Like you'll see somebody get punked on punk
and they'll like get a free car out of it or something.
Yeah, but I'm still...
You don't start known and won't be known.
Yeah.
You know, that's just kind of where I'm at with it.
It's a matter of personal preference.
And...
I just...
I don't know.
Just praying on innocent people and watching them and suffer
for the benefit of somebody else's laugh is just...
I've never been a fan of that.
But the Jack guys guys don't look at it though.
Because...
It's...
Everybody's fair game because they want to take shots at each other.
But it's never mean-spirited.
Well, just because you're willing to take shot at your friends
doesn't mean you should just do it to general population.
No, no, no, no.
I'm not going to leave the general population out of it.
Because they didn't ask me.
It was a whole point of that last movie that he made.
He was a bad grandpa.
Oh, bad grandpa?
Yeah, because apparently no one was aware of the stunts he...
And see, that...
And see, that part I'm not a fan of.
When he plays at Irving Zillman character, whatever the heck it is.
And it's on innocent people.
That... yeah.
That I'm not a fan of.
That I have to turn away and not watch.
Yeah.
But when they're just kind of doing goofy stuff and...
You know, when he's...
When he's, you know, taken the cup test and taken 15 shots
to the ground by a bus full of...
But for me, you know, that's funny.
Although, it's also a part of...
I guess I think farther down the road is that you see people watch that
and then they want to do said thing to people
because they saw those guys do and think it was funny
and want to perpetuate.
And I think that's where a lot of work comes from, too.
And see, you guys, God knows if we'll have people
put in rock bottoms on their friends.
Mm-hmm.
Yeah.
But they always give you that disclaimer warning at the beginning.
But...
Yeah, that doesn't stop you from doing this.
But you know, T&A doesn't.
Really?
T&A doesn't do anything like that.
That's what they know no one is watching.
That's what they're doing.
How are you gonna...
What are you...
What are you hoping to get out of me if you're assuming we ain't got no money?
Yeah.
Ask our talent.
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Let's do one quick...
They're not long going on the music world this week,
but one quick headline.
I thought we'd talk about...
A poll goes out this past week where...
Actually, not only a poll, but if you go to IMDB.
Because on IMDB, you can actually rate,
you can rate movies as a user,
or you can rate TV shows.
The lady Gaga episode of The Simpsons,
where she gets on a bus and drives to the Springfield
to help Lisa out from 2012.
Loast rated Simpsons episode of all time.
By the fans, by the fans.
Okay.
Nice.
Maybe not television rating.
But Loast rated by the fans.
Loast rated by the fans.
Least favorite.
Go for it.
In what?
26 seasons now?
Go.
Just say it.
And she's about to go on tour.
And then, what is his story?
What are these two seasons?
Yeah.
What is his story about her participating in?
If you'll pardon me,
I have to get a little grotesque here.
vomit art.
That was at South by Southwest.
Yeah.
We're just talking about that on the show last week.
Where?
Because we did?
Yeah, we did.
Since she had to go throw up on her to the show.
It was very briefly mentioned.
Yeah.
Apparently, she drinks this biodegradable paint.
She didn't just hurl her.
Yeah, but that's what this chick does.
Yeah.
She does vomit art.
She got brought her up on stage.
herself.
I said, that's not her to hurt her.
Oh, wow.
Yeah.
She contributes a lot.
And like I said, that girl's got talent.
You don't have to do all this crap.
Yeah.
I never have been a fan of the performance artist.
Russ mentions that the Fleetwood Mac reunion tours coming to Dallas.
I saw that myself.
Somebody wants to buy me tickets.
That would be great.
Because you may never see them.
It was to Christine McVay again.
So.
Very exciting times there.
Music new releases in places.
Music new releases from.
Got it.
Chival is back.
It's a name I haven't heard in about 10 years.
They're new albums called La Gargola.
Which is Spanish for the Gargola.
The Gargola.
Yeah.
Also this young lady.
Who I didn't have the song.
I thought I had by her.
Which is her biggest hit that jar of hearts.
Gorgeous song.
But this is Christine a Perry released his head or heart.
Saw the cover of the album on iTunes.
Looks pretty cool.
Okay.
Jar hearts.
She is serial killer.
Like closet.
She's one of these.
That's a call from 12.
I've made a living on heartbreak songs.
Kind of a chicks.
She's like.
She's she.
No.
I mean, this is her right here from from the Twilight saga.
Breaking Dawn part.
One soundtrack called The Thousand Years.
I'll try that to hold that against you.
You know, and the weird thing is I don't know how I got this song.
Like I have it, but I don't know how I have it.
I downloaded it for some reason.
When you were picking up loophus.
Could have been.
Maybe I was on my way to Creighton Barrel.
And it was playing in their own then their in store music selection.
I will neither confirm nor deny that.
Faru I would deny it as much as I could.
But you know what?
The longer you deny something, the bigger it becomes.
It's true.
Let's be honest.
Just embrace it and deal.
Which however new album has to say.
Hank Williams the third's rambling man.
Hmm.
Has song ever been made before?
Hank Williams the lesser were.
The Kaiser Chiefs also released a brand new album called Education Education and War.
Who the heck are those guys?
They're just they're they've been around forever.
Yeah, I know, but I just I never have known.
What exactly?
What style of music they are?
They're called World Music Sir.
I believe that's how they're called.
Are they like polyphonic spree type stuff?
No, it's kind of.
World Music is like Webster's dictionary.
They define the word using the word.
It's dictionary.
It's called dictionary inception.
We need to find the word with the word.
Oh, kind of just in the.
So we really don't have a label for it.
Like, like, low-slowest light.
Oh, dear Lord.
And I'll Russell.
Let's see.
We didn't say it.
He had to.
Kaiser Chiefs must be on a roll.
See?
She did there.
Oh, we already missed.
I wonder if Chival has any miles left.
Come on, Russell.
Come on now.
Come on, son.
Lakuna Coil.
A ban for the kids with the clothes in there.
I'm a fan of this ban, actually.
Broken Crown Halo releases this week.
They did a cover of Depesh's Enjoy the Silence at blew my mind.
This guy.
Probably one of the most underrated singer songwriters of our time.
Let me be out of our time.
At the time before us.
Leon Russell.
This is a brand new album called Life Journey This Week.
And mob deep is back, kids.
Really?
Mob deep is back with the infamous mob deep.
And another album I didn't put on here.
And I should've.
Comes out Tuesday.
I've heard a couple of tracks.
Mob deep.
There is a Jackson Brown tribute album coming up this week.
I believe it's called Looking at you.
I've heard a couple of tracks.
And it sounds great.
I really have to look into this.
Mob deep thing.
It's Kathy Dennis involved.
There is.
I just saw it on the list.
Remember when I look at my list.
I only pick things off the list of names that I recognize.
I saw Mob deep.
But I was like Kathy Dennis.
That was Dina.
That was D-Mob.
Oh, was that D-O.
That's right.
That's right.
That's right.
That's right.
Let's just say that I love his type.
Could you kiss in the hope.
Yeah.
Now that's D-Mob.
My mistake.
It's like what would Kathy Dennis be doing with Dakes.
I don't know.
Yeah.
I'm not here in Judge anymore.
Just for him.
Also, Nickel Creek.
Releases a dotted line.
I like them a little bit.
Nickel Creek.
They're like a...
Got something by them.
I'll follow it to Nickelback.
No.
No.
They actually came out first.
I got one song by them.
It's kind of folky kind of country.
It's called the Lighthouse's Tale.
This is kind of their bit here.
Kind of you know what?
Sipping a marker read a hang on on the deck.
I'm picturing Hobbits running across a field.
Sounds a little like P.C. Dixie.
I like it.
Steel Panther is back.
With all you can eat.
I've got boys off.
I don't want to know.
They're bluegrass.
That's a good way to put it.
Well done, Brett.
Steel.
And, uh, made with bits of rope anthem.
And then speaking of bands for the kids or the clothes in the hair.
The used is back with imaginary enemy.
I own one of their CDs because I had to buy it for a wedding I did once.
I'm sorry.
Because they've done with it since.
Because the couple wanted to do one of their first dances to a song off that CD.
Wow.
You know what I'm talking about.
Do I?
You do.
Were the combined age of these two under 40?
Uh, yes at the time.
Someone who may or may not have lived with one of your family members on and off for the last few years.
Out in the great city of Wiley.
Oh, okay.
Yeah.
Okay.
That's it.
That's it.
It was frightful.
Statter.
Stattered fire in principle.
All right. Let us move on.
Do a little bit of hockey talk.
Not a lot going on the world.
The hockey this week.
So we're going to go straight to standings.
Getting close to, uh,
getting close to crunch time.
And your Dallas stars are hanging in there sir.
By the.
They're scared.
They're in that wild card hunt.
Western conference.
Central division in a conference that has no Eastern or Western.
Yeah.
The winner peloton.
The winner peg jets are tied with the Nashville predators at 75 points.
They are both 32 points at first.
They're eight points behind your Dallas stars.
Your Dallas stars are four points behind the Minnesota wild.
Chicago Colorado and St. Louis have all clinched playoff spots.
And they're all within about eight points of each other.
Colorado's one three straight in the Pacific division.
The Edmonton Oilers 61 points.
They are 43 points out of first place.
Calgary is eight points better than them.
But they are 10 points behind Van Cover.
Phoenix is five points better than them.
But 10 points behind the LA Kings.
San Jose and Anaheim both have clinched playoff spots.
San Jose is one point behind Amaheim for lead in the division.
In the Eastern conference.
Still mutual opponents and division.
The New York Islanders with 68 points.
They are 31 points out of first place.
Carolina is six points better than them.
But three points behind the New Jersey Devils.
The Washington capitals are in the middle of the pack with 80 points.
Two points behind Columbus.
Columbus trails the Rangers by four points.
Billy is 13 points behind Pittsburgh.
Pittsburgh's clinched a playoff spot.
Billy has not.
In the Atlantic division.
It's time for America's new favorite game.
How many points out of first place are the Buffalo's sobrays?
Chad.
41.
41 is Chad's official guess.
50.
50 is what I get from Andrew.
The Buffalo's sobrays.
After 74 games are 20, 45, and 9.
They are in the Atlantic division where Boston has actually clinched the division
after winning three straight.
Montreal right behind them after winning five straight.
They have 49 points.
They are 61 points.
Cheese.
40 is lost to straight, and they're still 13 points better than Buffalo.
40 is also 14 points behind Oderwa, who is 4 points behind Toronto.
The Detroit Red Wings in the middle of the pack.
They are 7 points behind Tampa Bay.
Montreal has won five straight, and they are still 17 points behind Boston.
So let's go ahead and look at your playoffs standing right now.
Right now, the playoffs started today.
In the Eastern Conference, you had Phoenix versus St. Louis.
Chicago versus last year?
No, no, no.
Chicago versus Colorado, Minnesota versus Anaheim and the King versus the Sharks.
In the Eastern Conference, you'd have Columbus versus Boston.
By the way, Boston leads that season series 3 nothing.
Tampa Bay at the Canadian.
Detroit at Pittsburgh.
That season series is one game piece.
That'll be a good one to watch best.
And the Rangers would be at Philly.
That would be a heck of a series to watch too.
That's if the playoffs started today, which of course they don't.
Five or six games, depending on the team left to play.
You always know the clubhouse live every Sunday night.
We are your one stop shop for all things, sports, and entertainment.
Let's combine those two now as we talk a little bit, just a little bit.
Actually more than a little bit, but a little bit of professional wrestling.
Rumors of a return, because we all know the night after WrestleMania Raw is always a big deal.
Always is.
But we have a return rumored for that night.
I'm going to take a sip of my tasty beverage all this plays.
Dawn gets 55, by the way.
Raw Van Dam.
They're saying now the return may be the night after WrestleMania.
Because you always have all those surprises.
Because right now he's not scared to WrestleMania.
But either is staying.
I'm just saying.
Although now the strong rumors are.
And I mean strong.
Sting undertaker, WrestleMania 31.
You only want to wrestle one match in the fingertips.
He said it.
Really?
Interesting.
I heard on Stone Cold podcast this week.
He didn't interview.
Sting did.
Where he said he has not watched one nanosecond of TNA programming since he left.
Good for him.
But he's watching Raw intensely with the word he used.
Hmm.
Sir.
Sir.
I'm just no.
I'm not going to buy into it.
That's good.
Hi.
Free.
Can I have a little bit.
Where's WrestleMania 31 going to be?
Santa Clara.
In the new nine or stadium.
Levi's stadium.
I wonder if he'll let you wear slacks in there.
Only 501.
Hey.
Those are jeans.
All right.
Let's talk about Raw.
So we had our Scooby-Doo appearance.
And you know what?
That's going to get some car over.
Bring him in with a costume Scooby-Doo.
Get creative a bonus right now.
Who in that crowd went?
This is the greatest moment of my life.
Scooby-Doo came to the ring with Sincara.
Oh.
But.
And that release is now official.
Sincara was officially released on Tuesday.
Really?
Yeah.
So the night.
Well.
Matt.
I'm not talking unico.
I'm talking they released Sincara.
He's still been on the paper.
Wow.
So that was his final appearance.
Scooby-Doo.
Well, no.
That was unico.
I'm talking about the guy that was running this mouth in Mexico.
Oh, okay.
Okay.
I guess he was on a contract for that long.
Hogan comes out to do his bit.
And it makes me sad.
You and I were talking about this Monday night.
We were watching this debacle.
Um.
It really makes me sad that 80% of the people in that arena really don't have the right
memories of Hogan.
Yeah.
But he's ready for the money.
So, but I'm just saying like people are cheering for him and Hulk and Mania.
I'm like, you really don't even know.
Like, yeah.
Use the network.
Go back and watch.
Right.
Don't watch Resson Mania 1 because it was Mr. T.
But.
I don't even think they would understand if they went back and watch.
Because Resson was different.
Yeah.
It was a whole different mindset.
And still.
And you know who else was.
Who else was part of his big segment.
We're going to get there.
Okay.
Yeah.
Don says his rating of Russell Mania right now is a D plus by the car they're giving D plus.
That's what he says in the chat room.
He says he's wondering if this may be as bad as last year.
No standout match where there'll be any big surprises.
I don't even know what happened to the car.
It's really.
You really don't have to.
Okay.
You have the Vicki Guerrero.
Uh.
Invitational.
Which is like every diva on the card.
First pinfall wins.
Uh.
I'm not kidding you.
14 divas.
Uh.
I don't even.
Battles like butts and seats.
Um.
Um.
Battling Crusher by Raid.
John Cena bright white.
Oh, yeah, it's your.
It's just it in that.
Undertaker, Lesner.
They need to let seem punk come back and have an iquid match.
Somebody on a side match.
New smack emphasis.
That's seemed quitter.
That is awesome.
I'm gonna put in my post for wrestling corner or something.
Strong.
I always talk about him and I'll never read an article about seem punk.
I'm just calling him a quitter.
Just start.
Don't try to start.
column fill Michael don't waste where it's on it. And the Hogan said did you watch
RAW? No. The Hogan segment was horrific. Really? Hogan's on RAW? Remember he's the
host of WrestleMania. Oh yeah. So he does this bit where he brings out Schwarzenegger
and Joe Manning Menji. I can't say neither could he. Hogan totally
revolted his last name. It wasn't even close dude. And I was like, can we get
him some funnicks? Because he's right there. Joe Manning Menji. Because they were
they were coming out to promote. Excuse me. It's not like Joe could do anything
because Hogan's probably bigger than him. Well they spent five minutes just
saying it's an R to be here with you and it's R to be here with you and I'm
excited to be like that was the whole first five minutes of the set. In saying what
you were saying about Hogan, the most people don't know what he did, most people
don't know which Schwarzenegger did in there or he did. He's he was a
politician. Yeah. He's a politician that used to act Schwarzenegger has a
worse heroin than LeBron right now. Oh, but he's much older. He's about an
inch and a half from from a month and right now. I'm not kidding. It's bad to
shave it off. But they were there pimping that sabotage, which I've seen. Yeah.
Do you want to know what I thought? Subscribe and I think you can hear that. I
think it's exclusive. But we'll have to talk after the show about it. Miss comes
out and runs him down. You don't deserve to be here. You don't deserve to be
here. I'm blah, blah, blah, blah. So Hogan. I can't. I don't know that I can get
through this. They decide they're going to beat up on Mizz, right? Schwarzenegger
goes to slap him and Hogan was on our signal Friday night and there was a
little backstory that I got to this now. What would you say you're away from
you? Andrew about three or four feet? Yeah. That's about how far Schwarzenegger
was from actually slapping him. Oh, I got to go back. I got to go back. I got
back. I got to back. So Hogan's on our signal Friday night. And he's talking
about, oh, Phil's in the room. Phil's a Phil's a little injured right now. So I
hope to hope the the wheel is feeling better. He actually got to shop at Walmart
today and I'm in one of those motorized carts. His daughters were texting me
pictures all day. Oh, no. Welcome to your next blackmail session, sir. But Hogan
said, yeah, when Arnold got there, he came. He was really great to took pictures
with all the boys and Arnold. I don't know what that ring was, but he was wearing
a ring that I'm not kidding you was too knuckles long. And so Hogan said he said
to Miz. If it gets to the point where he's going to slap you, you need to pull
some ballet, brother, because if you don't, that thing's going to hurt. And I
think that's why Arnold missed him by so far because Miz just oversold it. So he
didn't catch that ring across the face. I wonder if that's something from the
expendables, because it was very skull looking. I couldn't tell what it was. I'm
wondering if he put this his punch missed the Miz more than that Frenchy punch
on this. But then you've got your your Hall of Fame announcement. And I was
saying, I said to Chad, right before this happened, I go, does this happen this
week or do they wait until next week? Because it's the go home show. And Chad said,
you did say it was going to happen that night, didn't you? And then it happened.
Like it raised, but they said, raise a Ramon, they didn't say Scott. They never called
Scott Hall, which I thought was weird. Is he still in the rehab process? He's
living in his own house now. Jake will never move out of D to be his house.
Yeah, because Jake said, I can never not live here. It's the only thing that's
going to keep me alive. Scott's actually bought a house that's not very far away,
but he and his son lived together. Oh, that's good. His sons really counted.
Really talented. A huge, a kiss kiss. But he uses the razor's edge and it's
kind of neat. Phil said that he needs the hover around the jazzy. It's just, I'm so glad
that he, the him and Jacob going in together. Yeah. But then the question comes, who put
Scott in? Because that list is long and distinguished. I get to get it. It's got to be,
it's got to be either Kevin or Sean. It's Kevin. It's. I hope so. How is it? There's
no way if it's Kevin. We may have, well, well, how to look at our schedule next
weekend. We may have to watch that in that work. I'm good with that. I thought that's
what you would probably want to do anyway. Well, with the Dallas International Film Festival
coming up, we're going to talk about that here in a while. Just when we got into what
time it kicks, we got to coordinate that. So about a nice quiet corner of it. But so happy
Scott's going in. God bless that man for going through what he's gone through and coming
out the other side of it. Clean. Yeah. And this should get ddp in. I'm just saying. You know
what? Okay. Okay. Yeah. 10 seconds. Jake and Scott are going in. Why not have ddp put them both in?
I think ddp puts Jake in. But he's got to be Kevin. Yeah. Let's talk about impact. I've
said it a million times on this show and it was proven to me again this week. Eric Young is
impact. He cut a promo Thursday night that was genius because MVP brings a
Magnus and a bit to the ring. And Magnus basically runs him down says, I don't go anywhere
without him. He's my business partner, blah, blah, blah. So MVP says, okay, fine. Next week on impact,
you're going to defend the title against Samoa Joe. And the best. So big man, you got to
choice to make. Are you going to protect your board? Do you want to shout out the world title?
Well, then Eric Young comes to the ring and said, I want into an MVP says first of all, no,
you have to prove something. And Eric Young cuts about a five minute promo. Let's explain something
you. You want to talk about motivate, validate, participate? He goes validate alone. You weren't here
when I was in team Canada. You weren't here when I was in world elite. You weren't here when I was
just paranoid little kid that my own pyros scared to crap. Like he went through every gimmick
because everything this company has, every crazy gimmick this company has ever put me through.
I took the ball and I ran with it. I mean, he cut a great promo. I said, you know what put the
belt on that kid. He's more than earned it in my personal opinion. And he's stacked like he's jacked
up now. Like he's really bulked up some. So it's good to see Eric Young getting a little bit of love.
You got to stop saying put the belt on that kid, though. Because when you do, it just seems
to be the Sports Illustrated Cover Curse when you said it's a fair point. I am the Sports Illustrated
of wrestling. No, I'm not sponsored, but the Madden Cover Curse. It's like, don't do that to these
kids. I have a John Madden of wrestling. I want to stop. Well, no, here's a guy that you know
of the belt. Didn't the use those get it? They did. They got through. They got it. But then
I got taken by the. No, they still got them. Well, they do. They saw the tech champs.
Do people watch those matches when they're like, I do. East of Hawaii. I do. I like these.
Ethan Carter III missed a prime opportunity. Him and Rockstar Spubber doing this bit where they were
looking for Willow. Still probably the worst gimmick of the year. But he did, he did like this
like fake scare because you're looking for him the wooden stuff. He did a fake scare to Rockstar
Spud. And he said, that's just classic EC3. I'm like, how did you, you know, where I'm going
with this? How did you not say vintage EC3? How did you not? Because I would have it okay with that.
That would have made me laugh. Hey, Phil, Phil, complimented my mad.
Ah, this next bit. You know, slam a verse where he's coming back here this year. It's going to be at
UTA again. Went there a couple years ago. Had a great time with barbed wire with fondongo,
saw a bunch of the guys in the empire out there. Had a blast. But it's going to be at UTA, which is where?
Arlington. Thank you. You know how they're billing it.
slam a verse where you're going to be featured in Dallas Fort Worth this year. How mad are the
people in Arlington? Not mad at all. You can't, they get mad because we can't talk about work.
We're 18Z stadium is. And now this, why should they be mad? They're getting so much money.
Oh, when that first night when they played on Sunday night, the football, the people in Arlington
were a matter than wet hands. They're like, that's not in Dallas at the Arlington. It's like you said,
you're getting the cash. Shut up. Yeah. All during the NCAA tournament when they were staying
where the final four is, it's North Texas. They're saying North Texas. And somewhere in
debt and they're going, no, that's not that. Yeah, exactly. What? I'm just like people in the
pain handle going, I don't know what they're talking about. People are up at an epigee stadium going.
Is there a basketball game here? That's her, I was told. Yeah.
But tickets went on sale Friday. I was going to spend a night in a bingo parlor, but apparently there's
a basketball game coming down. I'm going to try to go. Yeah, I'll be good. But I was talking to
the former co-host of the show Cody Hawkins the other day. I was like, you know, I kind of
feel like that's going to be like that ECW show you saw at the Bronco ball, because it's like the
week before they shut the company down. And Mike, Mike, you whip wreck was the champ.
Yeah. Oh, it was the Bronco ball. And so we do this bit with Samuel Shaw,
where last week on impact, cameras were rolling and he corners, Christy Hemi and the
hair and makeup room who's by herself and she's screaming, buddy, murder, get away from
you, get away from me, get away from me and he completely invades her personal space and cuts
a lock over hair and leaves and she's in tears screaming. So let me make sure I'm perfectly
clear on this. Stock a woman into tears and gets suspended for a week.
Be a star, TNA. Be a star. I understand fiction. I understand,
this is a bad angle. You're getting into very, very murky waters. And if you don't think
Vince Rousseau's involved right now, you're out of your mind.
Because there's rumors that he's behind the scenes. Don't create it. I don't like this angle.
I don't like this bit. Get out of it. Yeah. Like we, I don't need a stalker character.
The Wyatt's or his closest that means to get. Yeah. So anybody's listening from TNA creative
and I know somebody's listening to the show. Kill this bit.
Talk about SmackDown. I really only have one one note from SmackDown because she'll come. Yeah,
I saw it. I saw it. Sand, so that we're doing this bit now with Santino and Emma,
where she's completely oblivious to his amorous advances. And so he takes her out to dinner.
And I'm not kidding you. Here is the quote. Look at these place. The food,
the service, the ambivalence, ambivalence. Yes. He's going for our meal. He's gonna have
ambivalence. I was like, this is why I love Santino Morella because he just went straight through
stone face never broke. And I was like 15 people caught that. Oh, that's good. Yeah.
I used to hanker for the repackage him and let him be the bad A that he is. Yeah. But he did
he does something like that. I'm like, you know what? Let him keep this bit. Let him keep this bit.
Oh, what did he said that? I just, I howled. I was like something on SmackDown entertained me.
This is great. By the way, sort of, did you see my, uh, my new display over here? Your new display.
No. I got the wireless Bluetooth keyboard for the iPad. Oh, okay. And it's very, very nice.
I very much enjoy. It's fine work. Does it make the iPad harder to forget whenever you start
the show and it's in the next room? No, because I bring it because it's already open. Okay. But see,
and, you know, our sister Charlotte helped me pick this out. She did a very good job last night with me.
They have ones that are backlit and I'm kind of like, doesn't the light from the iPad pretty much
like the keyboard? So why would you be the backlit? What does it say? Yeah. What does it
I be talking for tech talk another time? Let us move on and do some movie talk.
Let's go on each. Sure. Okay. Box office numbers for this weekend following out of the top 10 this
week. It looks like only one movie falls out of the top 10 and it is the Lego movie. Drops from
9 to 11 based, but in 11 the place, and you make $3.1 million for an eight week total of $248.3 million.
By the way, frozen now, the the biggest animated film of all-time worldwide.
Well, officially. So congratulations. What have you passed on the all-time list? Overall.
Coming in 10 place dropping from 8 to 10 is the Leonisian vehicle nonstop.
$4.1 million for a five week total of $85.2 million on a $15 million budget.
May it's money. Minus marketing. Yeah. Yeah. We still got another one. Well, it's only 15 million
more to cover the rule of 50. So 9th place dropping from fifth is 300 rise of an empire.
Makes 4.3 million dollars for a four week total lost 484 theaters this week.
Four week total of 101.2 million dollars on a $110 million budget.
I'm under that 50 that rule of 50 might be a little low for this one because man that thing is everywhere.
Need for speed drop some six to eight four point three million dollars.
Loses four hundred and ten theaters three weeks 37 points eight million dollars. It's barely halfway to
budget sir. If you gave me money to go see that movie, I would just put it in a piggy bank.
Hey, you have one right in front of you. You have the Batman piece. Right in front of the first child. I saw
anyone just like I'm buying it. I'm buying a bad cheese burger before I go watch that movie.
Day viewing in seventh place is the Arnold Schwarzenegger vehicle sabotage 5.3 million dollars.
Enjoyable budget is not listed. So you have seen it. Yeah.
I would say listen to our iTunes exclusive. I
I'm still trying to figure out what that movie was trying to be. Yeah. Well, but enjoyable by as in it wasn't
Yeah, we'll talk about it to show. I will say this you do get Schwarzenegger in the film does say the phrase get down.
So you're okay there. If it doesn't say grab my hand and come with me if you want to live. It's not a
It's not also he didn't say to the chop-off. We only got that once.
Yeah, but it was immortalized on film.
Sixth place up from seventh is the Grand Budapest Hotel which gains 673 theaters this weekend 8.9 million dollars
for $24.5 million dollars in four weeks.
The faith-based film God's not dead, which I do want to see drops from 4 to 5 this week,
makes $9.1 million for a two-week total of $22 million dollars.
That's got a management back by now. I think so.
From the bronze medal to fourth place is Mr. Peabody and Sherman. $9.5 million for a four-week total of
$94.9 million on a $145 million budget. Very concerned right now.
Because that movie was really good. Oh, I enjoyed it. So good.
From the silver medal to the bronze medal this week. Muppets most wanted 11.37 million dollars.
Right two-week total of $33.2 million on a $15 million budget sir.
Herd nothing but good things. I've not talked to one person that seen this to do not love it.
But don't worry about the money. I just got my money, my money, my money, my money, my money.
Silver medal last week's gold medal winner drops to the silver. Losing 51% of the revenue it had
in opening week is divergent making $26.5 million. But it's already passed its budget in two weeks,
$95 million dollars. Sharla endorses the book. And she has told the loving
talented Mrs. Urban that she thinks that she would enjoy it as well. So there is that.
Three of my answer to my cousins. Two cousins being around 15. Both say it's really good. All of them say that.
I just feel like I saw at the first time when it was called the Hunger Games.
Yeah. In Sharla says no, she's actually, you know how big Sharla is on that on the Hunger Games.
And she said no, no, no, I really enjoyed this. I said okay, fair enough. If she, if she endorses it,
then I'll roll with it. And winning the weekend, a movie that has come under some controversy.
Noah to the surprise of nobody. Well, apparently in the movie, he builds the arc with the help of
rock people that are sent from heaven. Yeah. That's like a rock band. I was like, what?
Really? But I'm going to reserve judgment until I see it.
Makes $44 million dollars. Her great things about this one as well. Makes $44 million on a $125 million
dollar budget. I don't think it's going to get air enough ski. You better start praying. I know
you're an atheist, but you might want to start praying, son. Why would an atheist make a movie based
on a Bible story though? But see, it's not, you would, I don't know if we've ever talked about this,
but that story is almost every major religion of the world. It's just different versions of it.
So still doesn't pose the answer to the question if you're an atheist. Exactly.
I'm just saying. So Mike. So this next story.
Chad or your, are you ready for this? Because we're just going to start to song over again,
because we're going to be talking about it. You can do one of the others. No, I've already got this one
lit up. Peter, make you friend of the show. You may know him is Chubaka.
I'm supposed to be making an appearance later this year in Houston's Comic Palooza.
They put a tweet out yesterday saying that he had to cancel due to filming,
which now begs the question. Does it we getting chewy in episode seven?
I'm a part of the Facebook campaign.
As, as I will dance the happy dance. I mean, if, if they have, if they stay true to what they
said about the expanded universe about it, not being official canon anymore. What can't be?
Um, and that, um, you know, because in the expanded universe, he's shuffled off the mortal coil.
Right. He gave a his life or whatever. So little kids. Um, but you can still do that. You do it in
nine. Well, he said it all up in seven. True. But I will be so excited for him in this really
have this because we know him. He is a wonderful human being. Tells the most amazing. So he's
very, very candid about telling stories about those days. And he just, you don't understand
seven two until it's standing in front of you. And he and his wife are two of my favorite people in
the world. They're just, and I missed them greatly. I've not seen them in way too long. And I need to
fix that. But Peter, if you're in the, if you're in the movie, we're very excited for you on this show.
Hey, man. Oh, are you a fan of rift tracks? Well, I've never had a chance to really experience
rift. If you don't know a rift tracks are basically it's a podcast where they basically
mistreated science theater 3000 movie and you just watch it along with it. They're going to be
doing a movie releasing in theaters on July 10th called Sharknado. I'm in on this. Rift tracks
doing Sharknado. Three weeks before the sequel premier is on sci-fi called Sharknado to the second one.
And I am zeroing and a terror read our returning. Of course because they've got so much on their
plate. I'm in on this. I'm just saying. Also, then we're going to go to the magic
mic sequel. We have a director. It's going to be called magic mic XXL. Oh, God. It's going to be
directed by Greg Jacobs, who is a longtime assistant to the guy who I didn't know he directed
the first one. Yes. So, no, but he's, he's going to direct the sequel. And
made a ton of money. So to work man, sometimes he makes some choices that I really question.
The kind of sight sex lies in video tape. It was that Sasha Gray filmed that he did that the
girlfriend experience. I just, but I think he's just that guy that he makes movies for him.
And if you want to see him great, if you don't, I'm just going to make more. He's he takes the
Lucas approach. Yeah, it's Bill Burger parts. I'm making something. I want to watch.
I'm using movies I enjoy watching and you can watch him yourself there. That's my George Lucas.
It's not very good. It's like, it's like, it's like, you said like side felt that you got something
gotten your zipper. It's like, permit on a really bad day. Come after a bender after a good shot.
Really? I don't even know what to say about this next story. There's a series of books.
You're welcome internet. See, you didn't see that one coming. Did you do this just
I do. Actually, it's part of my motivation. There's a series of books.
Now, it's called Left Behind. And basically, the rapture happens.
And when that happens, all the people that go to heaven disappear. And if you don't go to heaven,
hence the name left behind. They did some of the books as movies starring
Kurt Cameron. And
I was like, okay, is that part of good things about the book series? I have. Never run.
But I'm like, okay, they did their movies. They had their bit. Let's move on. Oh, no.
We're getting a theatrical release on October 3rd of left behind. Starring one Nicholas Cage.
Why am I in this movie? Oh, yeah, I need to check. And apparently the quote from him is something like,
well, I really hope people see this film and then they can take it home and discuss it with their families.
You need a check bro. Yeah. You did ghost writer. And the sorcerer is a apprentice. Good lord.
And a remake of the wicker man. Well, let's go to his cousin. Speaking of which, speaking of the
couple of family, there's no way you can be on board with this. There's no way you can be on board with this.
Why would I? So if he a couple is going to direct a live action little mermaid,
Charlotte's head's going to explode when she hears this. What is this?
It's something called the shark in the mermaid's ability, Myers. It's the b-side to kiss the rain single.
We couldn't do under the scene. I don't have it. Really? No, we've talked about this.
There's a couple of other things I need you to handle on that front. Just go talk about the show.
Oh, he didn't talk about that in music talk. What? We'll talk about. We'll do it in tech talk because it kind of ties in.
But rumors for Ariel right now is Emma Watson, who couple are directed in the bling ring. I want to see the bling ring.
I've heard good things about this. We don't need this though. We don't. I don't need as much as I love John Fabrow.
I don't need a live action, jungle book, and I don't need this.
Especially since we've already done a live action, jungle book, and it wasn't that great in the first place.
Yeah, but wasn't it like some independent, done through new line or something?
I don't know. I mean, is she doing this through Disney?
I don't know. That I don't know. The article I had didn't say.
She's getting work, bro. She's got that Harry Potter money and she's still stackin' stuff on top of it.
She's like, well, she's in Noah.
Yep, she's like a doctor.
I don't even care about that.
So apparently, there's a catty-check restaurant in St. Augustine, Florida, and you just now found out about
I had Noah St. Augustine's up in the north. The other St. Augustine's all the city in America.
Yes, been there.
There's a catty-check restaurant there. Friday night, Bill Murray shows up and does an impromptu
set with the band for like 45 minutes.
How much money would I have paid?
I'm assuming he was doing his SNL stick, whatever that lounge thing I don't know if he was doing that,
or if he was just maybe he was doing Carl doing that.
That's nice, Delia, her position.
All day air in it.
There's an eye. I may be a little bit of an hour.
Those of you that had watched zombie land and didn't bother to stay past the credits.
Go get it now.
But you don't want to say it.
You're having dinner. That's the catty-check restaurant.
And that happens.
I'm sorry I won't need heat and extra parapses. It's like I'm here to see Ray
Finkel and a clean pair of shorts. I'm assuming they have an appetizer
product called the Billy Billy Billy Billy. That's the goat sandwich. I got to
look up this restaurant now. Just to see if the rest of the menu is printed.
There's got to be a Billy Billy Billy Billy something. If you get to
lunchtes special is at the noon.
I think it's a whole duration.
Ooh dear God. If you have not seen that film
you are a communist because that film
especially when you look at the story behind it, that Ramesh basically changed the entire
script from what originally was, and then they did a sequel. But moving on. But my god,
how surreal is that if you're in the restaurant and that happens? And if he does do the
lounge thing, and he doesn't do Star Wars, then I'm very disappointed. Yeah, it's one
of my, did you see when they did that on the 25th anniversary special? And he did, he
did like 15 minutes, and he was that character playing from like a casino and Paul
Shaper was there with him. Oh wow. He almost killed him on Paul Heyman. Yeah, I did. And
Michael Douglas and Catherine's either Jones or in the audience. And so he starts
working to crowd. And he walks up to Michael Douglas and he goes, I am such a fan of
your father. You, you're gonna have to YouTube that because it was genius.
By the way, did you see the last meme that showed up at Paul Heyman and had him in the
picture of the, of the villain from Space Jam? It's like separated it, but I was like, wow.
I have no opinion on this next story. Um, we always do this. You should be prepared for me.
I know, it's just, it's also one of the great songs of our time. There's a Harry Potter
spinoff that apparently JK Rowling is writing. And it's gonna be a trilogy for Warner
Brothers from the book Fantastic Beasts and where to find them. It's not a prequel. It's not
a sequel. It's just a spinoff. It's gonna take place seven decades before Harry gets
the Hogwarts, which makes it a prequel. No, because it's not about him. No, it's just about
the school. It's just said in that universe. The main characters with a call of mages
who all had just named news commander. It's gonna start in New York. So Harry Potter
fans, there's that, that the film he's gonna start in New York or the take our takes
place in New York. The story starts in New York. Okay. So moving new releases in a movie
new house release place near you. Man, my English sucks today. Today. It's been a long
couple weeks. Oh, Mattie's joined join this as well. Oh, you kidding me. Madeline, your
username, Maddie got swag. Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no. No, no, no, no. No, no. No, no, no, no, no.
No, no, no, no. Oh, I legendary with John Cena. Have I seen it? I would, I don't, you know,
I could see it, but I don't know how I know how.
I don't know how.
That's why I was asking her not to answer that.
So overacted.
So wait for his reaction here.
Yes.
Open it, get a movie theater near you this week.
It's just shaking his head.
Captain America, the Winter Soldier,
which by the way, overseas has already made $75 million.
Early word is, is there a, oh man,
that best, best Marvel film so far.
That's what people are already saying.
And I really thought this was a risky move.
I did too to tell this story
because you're getting into stories,
94% unrotten tomatoes right now.
Why did this song?
I just, because I could.
And I, I would be no, I'm a real diamond fan.
Jewish Elvis.
If he, if he came to town, I would go.
I love Neil Diamond.
We're about new year.
New, New, New, New, New, New.
Shut up!
Wow.
I think that would be enough.
You know, I really don't like Neil Diamond
because I don't smoke the newbie.
You don't like Neil Diamond because you don't smoke the newbie.
I don't like Neil Neil.
I don't smoke the newbie.
I like Neil Young because I, you know,
I like Neil Diamond because I'm American.
Mark up.
This Neil Patrick Harris is going to be next on your hate list.
Yes.
And I like Neil Patrick Harris.
He doesn't bother me anymore.
Neil, as you can think.
He was, he was duty hazard.
And a movie that, uh,
you have a screen invitation for this next one, sir.
We're Tuesday night.
Uh, it's called under the skin.
It's scarlet Joe Hansen.
An alien in human form is on a journey through Scotland.
Oh, yeah, she.
Yeah, she, she was on, uh,
she was on Ferguson the other night.
She was talking about this.
They also released a still from a new movie.
She's got coming out later this year.
Rebecca is one of the, she's like,
she's a captive.
And she escapes and she's like a batty.
Uh, Russ says the catty check restaurant was founded
by Bill Murray and his brothers.
And.
Yeah.
But do we have, I mean, he's, he's got a,
the menu range price.
But I want names of ice on that.
That's not bad from six bucks to 1790.
No, it's not bad at all.
But I want names of on trays and see what they're called.
Just see what they're named after.
Do they have, do they mix brands and just have a,
a fruit dessert called the melon?
You know, they got to have a dessert made with a baby roof.
Yeah.
Cool.
It's just going through the little guy.
Straight.
No.
I just,
I'm just saying what everybody's thinking.
No, she really knows.
Another movie coming out.
Dipped in chlorine.
Is there a dolly, llama burger?
Hahaha.
Could do this all day.
Another movie coming out called Strip to my computer.
Something a little bit slow.
So I can give you a.
Synopsis as the kids like to say.
Where do you go?
I see.
Did I look this?
Do you have enough?
Strip it from me.
They did.
They took it from me.
I had it.
And I don't know what happened to it.
It's called the Murray Brothers Candy Shack.
Oh, is it really?
Drinking B Murray.
Oh, Strip there it is.
It actually comes out Tuesday.
It's a documentary about comic strip artists.
Oh, okay.
Very interesting.
I don't want to put that that far down on the list.
I just did.
Also this week, Frankie and Alice.
Not what you think it is.
So it's Halle Berry.
Stelling scar is guard.
Felicia Rashad and Chandra Wilson.
It's got a.
You know, it's got Halle Berry and it's, you know, amount.
But.
Basically, it's, uh,
Inspired by the remarkable true story of African American
Gogo dancer Frankie with multiple personalities.
So there's that.
Oh.
She's trying to get another Oscar.
Alan Parches.
Now this looks funny.
Number two words sir.
Steve Cougan.
Oh, they do have a fan.
By the way, just.
Just can't check this.
Have the double bogey cheeseburger double bogey.
Oh, yeah.
Basically, he's a talk show host.
A radio talk show host.
Who's career is fledgling.
And it's kind of like airheads where they.
Somebody takes over the station.
And he just happens to be the guy on air when the guy takes the station over.
So it's looked at from that perspective.
It looks very, very funny.
I've seen the trailer.
Also, Dom Hemingway.
This thing looks weird.
Jude Law is in this.
He's a larger than life, safe cracker.
Basically, he just gets out of prison.
And he decides he's just going to live life to the fullest.
Watch the trailer for this.
It's very, very strange, right?
Uh, Jen, which is a foreign film.
J-I-N-N, which I really do want to see.
It's hard for me to explain.
You've got to see the trailer.
It looks really cool.
Very super natural.
Very.
Yeah.
Uh, moving that Don saw last week.
And we'll have a review up later for this week.
Uh, the unknown known.
It's a documentary biopic.
We're not really a pocket.
It's more a documentary interview with Donna Rumsfeld.
Very interesting.
Are you exclusive?
Coming on that.
So be prepared.
Great job by Donna.
I'm that one.
Because he's the only one that saw it.
So he kind of had to carry that one.
So also in the blood.
This stars Gina Corrano.
What else do you need to know?
Oh, it also stars treat Williams and Danny Trejo.
So you know, it's going to be action.
Oscar Fest there.
And a documentary called The Galapagos Affairs.
Satan came to Eden.
This is a real strange thing.
And it looks, it looks like something I could watch.
Yeah.
But it's not going to be a fun time.
Basically, this couple of decides are going to go off the grid.
And they go to Galapagos.
And all this kind of weird stuff happens that they do when.
Yeah.
Watch the trailer.
It's a, I saw nothing about trailers.
DVD and Blue Ray.
New releases at a DVD or Blue Ray.
New place near you.
Disney's pirate ferry.
Because we have to take two things that work really well together.
And just throw them into a movie.
Have you seen this thing?
I've not.
It's got to know desire.
It's another one.
Things.
Rust as he wants to see having this for real.
We are going to be screening that at the Dallas Film Festival.
Next week.
Very excited about that.
Anchorman to the legend continues.
DVD and Blue Ray this week.
I'm watching it.
Don't care.
By the way, last night's HBO premiere was The Heat.
It's on the DVR.
So.
Okay.
47 Ronin.
It's Blue Ray.
It's Blue Ray.
It's one of the biggest.
A lot of less.
But you know what?
I've talked to a couple of people to see this.
It's really good.
Well, I mean, it's enjoyable.
What?
It's friend of the show, friend of the show Jim Briggs.
I'll say he saw it.
He goes, if you don't try to see it as a.
Kimmerese film.
Uh-huh.
Because the other people in the film are like huge over there.
Well, they're like huge stars.
Yeah.
They just tried to pitch this as a Kimmerese vehicle when it's not.
Oh, okay.
Well, it just suffered the same fate as water world.
It was so much money.
We spent on it.
It was no way it was going to make it's budget back.
And that's what happened here.
Yeah.
Maddie says frozen is America.
And we live in America.
It's a fair point.
It's a fair point.
I can't debate that.
Uh, man.
Knight's a bad ass to him.
Is this, I want to see.
Is, is, is, is film on pain pills.
And is she dipping into his status?
It's wrong with you, girl.
I love her to death.
But Lord.
But Knight's a bad ass to him.
Peter Dinklage is in this.
That's all I need to know.
Yep.
Basically, it's about a bunch of, uh,
LARPers who actually get wound up in a really real, real deal.
Yes.
It looks very fun.
Yeah.
It looks a bit warrior.
The ultimate collection.
Now that he's on good terms, they can actually do a right one this time.
Uh, a movie called The Bag Man.
This was that thing with, uh, I just lost it.
John Qsack.
A lot of people so very highly of this film was not in theaters.
We're very long.
Uh, and apparently you can do a digital download of, uh,
the desolation of smell starting today.
Oh, really?
I saw it on the Facebook on their Facebook feed that you can get it now.
Because it's not due to come out until next week, I believe.
Really?
Mm-hmm.
So, yeah.
Yeah, here it is.
Download the Hobbit desolation of smell on digital HD two day.
Uh, so, and what does it come out on DVD?
I believe it's next Tuesday.
Really?
Mm-hmm.
And action, the complete series.
I put this in here for me.
This was a series that, uh, boxed it in the 90s.
I remember.
I remember.
I'm a star, uh, Jay Moore excellent show.
Yeah.
Very, very good show.
It's true.
When he, the dragon.
Yeah.
When something like that.
And, uh, was the name of the Lena, uh, I can't remember a name right now.
Ready?
Leave a heady?
No, no, no, no.
Leave a horn?
Legendary singer somewhere?
No.
There.
It's, it's the woman that got really jacked up by, um,
the nearest character in Cape Fear.
That actress.
I can't think of her name.
Hold on.
I'm looking it up.
Push it.
Please enjoy the soothing sounds of Jimmy Buffett.
Well, if fond on those personal favorites, and I don't,
I've, have you been able to talk to him lately, sir?
Dawn?
Yeah.
No.
He is saying that there is an addition to his costume for this year's Buffett show.
And, um, honestly, I'm frightened.
That's all I'm saying.
He said a grass skirt.
I don't know.
What's a mermaid costume as it is.
So I don't know exactly what he's going to do to it.
Uh, was 1990's on the 2000.
Uh, let's see.
Well, he had a Douglas.
Hey, that's it.
That's it.
Yeah.
So, buddy, hack it.
I forgot he was in that.
He's so great.
And he's in that fear.
No, an action.
Oh, an action.
So let's do a little tech talk, shall we?
If you follow me on Twitter, I guess that Robert,
and that is about the ERVIN.
I put up a tweet on Thursday.
You, I've now become a fan of serious XM.
You know, I enjoy the serious XM.
Very, very much.
Welcome.
I go to listen online at work because it really wasn't my iPod that day.
And by the way, I found out today that the iPod was actually named after the pod bay door.
It was 2001.
They had channel 4.
Channel 705 online.
Is all one artist.
All the time.
Limited time only.
I'm figuring probably through the end of the month because there's a CD DVD documentary
that they're airing on cable that I have on my DVR and I haven't watched it,
but they're releasing on a blue ray with a two disc CD set.
Are you ready for this?
Mhm.
I don't know who this is.
Give it a moment.
Oh, okay.
All Billy Joel.
All the time.
But you know, Buffets got his own channel on their permit.
Yeah.
It's state and as does Sinatra.
Pearl Jam's got one.
Metallica's got one.
The Beatles have one.
Elvis has one.
Springsteen's got one.
Eminem had one on a feast.
No, I don't think he doesn't.
But I read this on the website.
Thursday and out.
And that's all I'm listening to now.
Yeah.
Imagine that.
Because they're actually like, you'll get the hits kind of in the loop.
But every once in a while they'll throw a deep cut in there and they put like he does this thing called master class.
We'll go to colleges and it's because people think it's going to be a concert and we do play music,
but it's all to Q and A.
And he goes, I really rather people didn't ask about my personal life like the Christie years,
but they do because what makes the show great is the questions feel like, okay,
and this song, why did you choose this poor progression?
And he goes sometimes.
I just, I don't know.
And it makes me look at it.
Like he was talking about how his first four albums with nowhere.
And then, heartably.
The fifth album had four hits.
And he goes, that's the one thing that kept me on Columbia records.
He goes, so here's the deal.
Make a couple of albums that you like.
And then put one with four hits on it.
And you know how I'm great.
Yeah.
It's a great, like his saxophonist did three hours the other day.
He just took over the channel.
And was telling stories about Billy Joel.
Billy was telling the story that he's got a guy on tour with him right now.
That there's a tribute band out there.
I can't remember the name of it.
But they would do sound checks for him.
And so Billy's backstage.
And he's here and he goes, are they out there playing a tape or something?
They're like, no, that's the tribute thing.
He's like, no, that sounds just like me.
I know how I sound.
That's got to be a tape.
And they're like, oh, that's the guy.
He hired the guy.
He goes on tour with him now.
Because he sounds so much like him that he did this guy can do the harmonies.
And it's dead on.
And he's he tell stories like that.
Where?
And the guy that plays sax for him right now.
This, this blew my mind.
They pulled this up.
The guy in the, he's, he's doing the show.
He's like, you know, I tour with Billy Joel.
But in for 20 years, blah, blah, blah.
He goes, but there is one thing that I'm actually known for in the business.
I got a call one day from Peter Gabriel to come to the studio.
He was working on an album called So.
And I'm like, you have my attention.
And he goes.
And I go in there.
It's he's in the control room in the producer.
He goes and he hits the talk.
But he goes, well, you know, just, just play whatever comes to the mind.
And so I played this.
Oh, my God.
That's the same guy.
Wow.
That was like,
You're, you're eeping is cracking.
I'm just like, this is the greatest channel ever created in any shape form.
Enough, there's nothing better than this.
So, if you're a fan of Billy Joel, even if you're a casual fan.
If you have serious XM, go to Channel 4 Channel 705 online.
It's great stuff.
Because there's, you'll hear some of the hits, but you'll hear, like,
demo versions of it, or previous versions, or live version.
You know, he's the only artist to play both Shay and Yankee Stadium.
Really?
The only one.
And, uh, older than Yankee Stadium.
No, old.
When he did the Shay Stadium concert,
let me see if I can find it.
Because I know you're still getting your list together.
So, see, please tell me I have this version.
I have this version of it.
Yes.
You know the song, this is the time, right?
That he does.
I'm going to talk over this, so you can't hear it.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
You know this song, correct?
Hmm.
This was actually the prom song of the class before I, the year before I graduated.
Rust says the name of the trip he did is big shot.
That's who it is.
He's right.
He outfondongoed Fondongoed.
Do you recognize it yet?
Nah.
We'll let it play for a minute, because we've got a couple minutes.
I'm ready when you want to go.
You know this is quite a guitar.
Sir.
What year was this recording?
This is the Shay Stadium concert.
From the one that closed Shay Stadium.
Okay.
2011.
Was it mayor?
Yeah.
And they cut to, they cut to interview with him and he goes,
That dude can play.
Yes, he can.
And I was like, you got the Billy Joel seal of approval, sir.
It's all I'm saying.
All right.
Street lights on, so let's do this.
I could talk about Billy Joel today.
What about yours?
You could probably fire a Pac-Man favoring in, because this is all video game related.
We end every show with a list.
The page some things back to Chad.
Go.
You may or may not be in on this.
I know Andrew, you're probably going to give me more feedback on this.
But this is, this got a lot of old school stuff in there as well.
What are we doing?
Well, it's the top.
It's, it's the gaming's biggest epic fails.
Ooh.
I found a, I found a list.
It was, they called it April fails day, because it was leading up to full day, obviously.
And just, I kept coming up on these lists of, of games, consoles, games themselves.
It just tragically tragically flopped.
I thought it was kind of an interesting, interesting topic to dive into.
Start with number 10.
Number 10, which is always a good place to start on the list.
The absolute, utter disappointment.
Oh, geez.
I see him over there.
Chuckling.
I just said, fought.
Don said that.
Rust just beat because he's on it.
Delagues.
His computer's slow.
Is the way overdue completely overhype and completely underdelivered Duke new
Comfort ever?
Yes.
You ain't kidding.
My god.
That reminds me if you don't say that one, the one that's in my head, it'll be a, it'll be a,
it may be an honorable mention.
I have to get a call from the judges.
The guy that wrote that, that put this article together.
They said, I was six years old when Duke new Comfort ever was announced.
I was 21.
The year was released.
You want to talk about something that went through development hell.
And back.
This is a perfect example.
So much build up.
And this thing was just such a utter disappointment.
Just so much hype and just did not deliver it all.
Number nine.
This is when you'll definitely remember Rob.
The greatness as my tongue is poking through my cheek of Shaq Foo.
Uh, 2002 Shaq Foo.
I like it.
It's a fighting game for the sake of Genesis.
It was terrible.
We didn't have to do tank playing.
There's, there's actually a website that exists.
Shaq Foo.com dedicated to making the game non-existent.
Wow.
Yes.
They want to see the thing.
They see those people.
Like why? Why were you?
You've got one of the most dominant basketball players in the,
let's put him in a fighting game just because he's obsessed with Kung Fu.
Pandering.
Pandering.
Pandering to make money.
Um, number eight.
Something that I will be gradually admit to owning.
This because it was one of the only games you could get for this system when it was first launched.
Was night trap for the Sega CD.
Night trap.
Yes.
Could you pretty much put anything?
What's your name for light up?
Dana Plano was in that.
Yes.
I mean, you had pretty much anything from that ilk of full motion.
Video sewer shark.
Anyone.
So a shark.
You're Lord.
The Sega CD baby.
I mean, such a end.
It's so sad.
Because I think really had potential.
It's like we're going to compete with Super Nintendo by God.
No, you're not.
I mean, you know, I'll do an honorable mention at the end of this thing.
Okay.
Um, number seven.
This hurt.
Was that reboot they did of Sonic and oh six.
The warehouse.
Oh yeah.
I mean, there were so many glitches and ways this game was broken.
Like you'd be going through one of the big loop to loop.
Stay with literally just stop at the top of the loop upside down.
Yeah.
If you want a good laugh, just look up some footage of this game and watch this game.
Just completely fall apart in front of you.
Uh, number six.
This is more of a, of a system issue.
If you all remember this, the Nokia engage.
Oh dear.
For you, it was a handheld gaming device that was also a mobile phone.
Not what you're thinking of by today's standards.
Yeah.
To where whenever you had to answer a call, you had to hold this thing up beside your earlight.
And look like you were trying to eat a digital taco.
The games on it were awful.
And even though they had some really good licenses attached to it, call of duty elder scrolls.
But it just, you got it in a powder point.
No, and Nokia took a bath on this thing.
Yeah.
This is up against the Game Boy Advance and the Game Boy Advance is just killing it.
And it was ridiculously expensive.
Nobody could afford it.
Oh yeah.
Like, you know, why are you going to Neo Geo?
Yeah.
That I never, I never understood it.
And I worked for Funko Land whenever the Neo Geo was kind of in its, in its prime.
And I mean, we were buying these things back and selling them for like 300 bucks.
The cartridges for the Neo Geo.
What?
Yeah.
People were paying for it.
I don't know if you remember this, Rob.
But me being such a fan of it, software.
Considering there are local company.
Yeah.
When the two guys that created that company,
Pretty, you know, the two brain truss behind it.
John Romero and John Carmack.
Part of ways.
John Romero started another game studio under the umbrella of Idols called Ion Storm.
And he was going to make this game that was just going to change everything called Dikotana.
Mm-hmm.
Dikotana was the sword that they were always after whenever they played D&D together when they were brainstorming on gaming sessions for Wolfenstein and Doom and stuff like that in the early days of it.
So he was going to make a whole game around this mythical sword.
And he took out a full page ad in every major gaming magazine.
And it was just a red page and black ink.
And it said John Romero is about to make you his Itch with a B.
That was the ad campaign.
Why he didn't?
This thing languished in development hell for about a year and a half.
And when it finally came out, it sold about 200,000 copies.
Wow.
And it was an awful, awful game that just went nowhere.
It's like take all the boring stages of Turok.
If you remember Turok in the N64 days and make that the entire game and that was Dikotana.
So yeah, you did not deliver on any of the hype that you created for this John.
The rest of the list is going to become fairly obvious.
Okay.
Number four.
Aquaman battle for Atlantis.
This thing, this thing winds up on everybody's top 10 worst game ever lists all the time.
And it's always in the top five.
That's awkward.
The best part of it was turning it off.
I mean, this is a game cube Xbox game and it looked like a playstation one game.
It was just terrible.
There's there's nothing to enjoy about it.
But as bad as Aquaman was, wasn't nearly as bad as his action comics, Justice League,
Compodry, Superman for the Superman 64.
For the Superman 64.
It was called Superman 64.
For the reason you said it was Superman for the Superman 64.
Superman for the game, Superman 64.
On the Nintendo 64.
Was it like, was it any good as good as them?
Arcade game or, oh, no, no, no.
All you did in this game was fly through rings.
Yeah, it was a ring race throughout the whole thing.
And Superman was an absolute loss.
It took nothing to knock him out of the sky.
No, no, no.
He would come to a complete total stop when ever soon as he got into a building.
If he ran into a building, it was like, go around it.
What?
Yeah.
It was, it was pointless.
It was, it was like a fetch quest.
But this was a fine side scroller.
Hmm.
Well, no, it was first person.
Well, third person.
You were behind Superman.
And it was just an exercise and frustration.
Number two and number one could probably be interchangeable.
Number two.
You know what?
I got a command.
I got a number one.
I got a button number two and number one because of just what it did to the industry.
Number two, I will give to Zelda on the CDI.
Oh.
You remember this thing?
It was the first time Nintendo decided to license their product out to another company.
And Phillips put it on their CDI.
The CDI.
I forgot about that crappy system.
If this has been the subject of so many internet memes,
it's not even funny.
The animation, the hand on animation of this game is frightening to look at.
What was that?
What was that show that Bruce Willis as a young kid was watching
whenever he walked and came to his character
and Pulp fiction to give him a watch?
Oh, it's a weird thing.
It was coming over the actual.
Yeah.
That's what this stuff kind of looks like.
It was, it was, it was horrifying.
Oh, it was creeped to me out of the kid too.
But number one, is there any real debate here?
What filled an Arizona New Mexico landfill
depending on who you are?
It's hard.
It's hard.
It's what caused the video game industry crash in 83.
Atari wanted this game done in five weeks,
so they could have it out in time for a holiday rush.
And Atari thought that people would just buy this game out of either brand loyalty
or out of their love for the film.
And it resulted in one of the biggest entertainment disasters of all time.
I mean, it killed Atari.
Virtually impossible to be.
I beat it.
Believe it or not.
I beat it.
That's right.
Virtually.
And it was just trial and error.
It was just, again, another exercise in frustration.
Frustration does not equal challenge.
Right.
Like some game makers like the guys that make Ninja Gaiden or Ninja Gaiden however you
want to pronounce it.
Make the game so ridiculously hard.
Well, that's just a challenging game.
No.
It's just frustratingly hard.
Yeah.
There's nothing fun about that.
There's nothing fun about throwing my Xbox controller across the room
and watching it shatter.
Angry birds.
Yeah.
I mean, there are so many examples of games like that.
You're like, this is not fun anymore.
No.
It's just not.
This is not a challenge.
You just made this thing frustrating.
Do you have anything like Silent Hill 4?
Like where you had to like point the mouse cursor thing like in the center of the screen
and then it would go and it would walk forward that way and you would look around.
I think it was on the PlayStation probably.
I just remember it.
It was just so frustrating because I would walk around and I would look around.
Like, oh, oh, there's a guy shoot him and then you're like, okay, what do I do now?
Man, just wonky controls bullets to come from off screen that you were you even see the guy that fired the bullet.
Yeah.
Games like that just drove me up a wall.
Yeah.
If you're dying and you don't know why you're dying, that is a bad game.
Yeah.
Don't, don't do it just because I don't have any skill to play this game.
You're just cheating.
At least Oregon trail told me I had dysentery.
Exactly.
Did you get into that?
Yeah, really.
Um, my mind was, I don't know how you feel with this, the release or suit Larry release.
Oh, god.
Like that just, that failed.
Yeah.
That was a game that when it was in its heyday, it was of its time.
And when they were, they tried to reboot it.
And Don does say the Atari 2600 Raiders game too.
You can't leave that off.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I mean, well, it's like you kind of got them both at the same time.
I remember I got Raiders any T at the same time.
I'll call you this thing.
Yeah.
Well, Golden Eye, the remake for the new Nintendo system.
Yeah.
Oh, for the Wii U.
What was it?
Golden Eye reloaded?
Yeah.
Terrible.
Well, I really can't say that it was terrible.
It just wasn't Golden Eye from the 64.
Yeah.
It just wasn't.
And the fact that you made Daniel Craig Bond in Golden Eye?
Yeah.
No.
And plus you had Nicole Shearsinger, but you're in the teen attorney team.
No.
No.
Not like the him fisted vocal of a Shirley Bassie and Goldinger.
Oh.
You don't get with Maddie's saying in the chat room.
No, I, I, I get it now.
It's some kind of a song.
It, well, yeah, Maddie hasn't seen it yet.
Oh, frozen.
Yeah, it's from Frozen.
Okay.
Total divas.
I mean, we behind on that.
So I got to watch last week.
She's like, really, really want to know about total divas.
She watches it.
I watched the first episode with her a couple weeks ago because I've missed.
I've watched it all.
Let's do the plot.
Let's do it.
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