The Clubhouse – Episode 37
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The following is a sooner orgator production.
It is Sunday night.
It is 703 on the East Coast.
It is 403 on the West Coast.
It is the 12th of May in the year of our Lord 2013.
It is season 3 episode 37.
It is also Mother's Day.
So happy Mother's Day to all of you out there who are mothers.
My wife even counts because we have the two cats.
My name is Rob.
Some people call me the executive producer of this show.
Some people call me the other things I am not around.
Joining me as he does across the desk each and every Sunday.
A man that is going to be spending a few hours after the show right here at the studio.
He is chatting and I know you and I are in separate camps on that deal.
And you remember what happened the last time the finale was on Mother's Day?
No.
The guy that wanted to have the money to his mom.
Oh, who was that?
I can't remember the guy's name.
But it was a guy.
He is an African American guy.
Totally drawn a blank on that.
But also joining us tonight for a very specific reason.
He was on the show a couple of weeks ago.
He is an absolute friend of the show.
A guy that I have known for a very, very long time.
My guy is no longer the chat.
He is a musician extraordinaire which is part of the reason he is here tonight.
He is docking.
Hey, how's it going guys?
How are you, sir?
It's good to have you back.
Great to be back.
Thank you very much for having me here.
Always up.
You know, you're always welcome on this show.
Well, thank you.
You've got a couple of people in the chat room.
Remember, be a registered user right here in the stream.
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Again, we appreciate you listening.
No matter how you do it.
Whether you are listening live right here on the stream.
Whether you are listening on our archive or whether you're listening via iTunes.
We're just glad to have you.
We start every show with corrections.
We've got a couple.
Trying to get caught up here.
We've got a couple last minute of things I forgot to do.
We talked about Charlotte not being in the chat room last week.
The thought we thought she was in Louisiana.
She was not she was in Missouri and she caught a fish.
Which she then promptly afterwards threw away her mittens because she was holding a fish with mittens on.
So Cody promptly told her you're never going to get that smell out of the mittens.
She caught a trout.
I've never caught a trout before.
I've never been fishing in an area that had trout available to catch.
Very belly point.
I'm a fan of trout.
I'm enjoying trout.
Very yummy.
This is not it.
Did she wish you fly fishing?
I know that's how most trout are caught.
Do you know there's only one place you can fly fish?
In the Yemen?
Oh, okay.
That's salmon fishing.
Oh, I'm sorry.
Also, we were talking about the mother of Hillary Scott from Lady Antebellum.
Linda Davis we had right.
She's a lady that did to do it with Reba McIntyre that does he love you.
Who I was thinking of was Linda Perry is the lead singer of four non-blons.
How did you not know that?
Because we don't drug test on the show.
Oh, actually pointed it out.
The chat room we said.
Our chat room was moving.
Yes, it was cooking.
And for those of you that listened to last week's show on iTunes, let me tell you what you missed.
You only missed about five minutes of the show because I do not know if you heard last week's show.
But audacity crashed in the middle of the show.
Oh, that's my fault. Sorry about that.
Apparently you just missed us trying to figure out what happened.
And you missed the punchline to the domino's bit, which was the pizza had been shipped out seven hours before.
Oh, yeah, yeah.
If you saw on a screen, that's all you missed.
How is that your fault?
Apparently there's only so much ramshed on you can download.
So we do have some breaking news that of a sport.
We don't talk about a lot on the show.
Tiger Woods has won the player's championship.
There's my player's team.
So he with an A.
Sergio Garcia who was actually beating him going into Saturday.
Drop six shots on the last two holes.
So Sergio Garcia, master choke artist.
Call me a neck tie, so to speak.
Yeah.
So let's go ahead and get started with NASCAR.
And it starts.
This, of course, being Mother's Day, NASCAR does not do a race on Mother's Day.
So we race the last night under the lights with the Bojangles 500.
I'm sorry, the Bojangles Southern 500.
Doctor, are you aware of Bojangles?
This is the restaurant.
Actually, I am.
That's down in the south.
I know.
It was kind of nice to see because we don't have them here in Texas.
Yeah.
They're in Tennessee.
They're in Mississippi.
I think they're in Alabama as well, too.
It is.
But here is your top 10 finishes.
In 10th place.
Ryan Hello.
Newman.
9th place.
He's back in the top 10 again.
Dale.
Number eight.
Juan Pablo Montoya.
You can.
My father will be a pretty died.
Carl backflip Edwards at 7th, Kyle Bush 6.
Kevin Hardick 5.
Five time, five time, five time, five time, five time, spring cup champion.
Jimmy Johnson comes in fourth.
The bronze medal goes to Jeff Gordon.
A name that I do not believe we have mentioned in a top 10 finish so far this year.
I don't recall.
It makes all the commercials though.
Yep.
And he has a paint sponsor.
Number two.
Denny Hamlin gets the silver medal and Matt Kenseth in the number 7 Toyota wins the race.
Your cup standings right now.
The odd man out right now is Greg Biffle dropping two places.
Up to places.
Into that 12 spot is Jeff Gordon.
11th place Paul Minard who I land up is sponsored by Minards.
Go figure.
Kevin Harvick at 10.
He's up to spots.
Down to spot is Eric Almanerola.
Do you mean Minards?
No.
Minards.
Minards is like a hard work kind of.
All big and Minards.
Yeah, Minards is different.
That's a grocery store.
Oh, I had to ask.
Up to spots.
Number 8 is Kyle Bush dropping a spot to number 7 is Chad's favorite driver.
Welcome.
He completely shot.
It is 8 minutes in and Chad's already done.
Why would you phone that to me?
When you saw me over your lights.
Because I didn't make the standings.
Well, that's why I think of I don't think Minards.
I think Minards.
I mean.
I thought this way they pronounce it.
They're a news clue.
Brad.
There we go.
Number 6.
Up one Casey Kane Clint Boyer.
Boyer.
Stay steady at five.
Dale Earnhard Jr. drops one to four.
Matt Kenseth takes his spot at three.
Carl Edwards and Jimmy Johnson are still your top two.
Carl Edwards now 44 points behind five time five time five time five time five time five time five time five time five time
five time champion Jimmy Johnson.
Next week.
As soon as the website catches up to me.
It is the all star race at Charlotte Motors Speedway.
Next Saturday nights with the sprint showdown.
Because the adults are going to take next weekend off because then you have the memorial day weekend race
for the Coca Cola 500.
And the way the all star races weird.
There's voting but then you can qualify.
It's a weird kind of a weird deal.
But it's a very very popular thing in the in the NASCAR community.
So get on their website.
You can vote up until like an hour before the all star race starts on Saturday.
And that's going to be Charlotte Motors Speedway.
730 Eastern.
I vote for the bandit.
I don't know that I think you have to vote for Bert Reynolds must that separately.
Oh, okay.
So there's that's good enough.
That's my Bert Reynolds.
That's all I got.
We've got a lot to cover.
So we're going to go right into television talk.
And we're going to start because a couple of weeks ago we announced on this show that
Faith Hill.
I believe it's last time Doc was on that.
Faith Hill would not be returning to do the theme for Sunday night football.
We have announced her replacement.
I think I called this one too.
I believe you did sir.
But you know what that does not make you.
The smartest man a lot.
And I would never aspire to be.
Okay.
And neither should you.
I don't have to aspire if I'm already there.
Keep dreaming.
Carry underwood.
It's going to be taking over for Faith Hill.
Doing the theme for Sunday night football.
But I do not believe it's been announced if they are going to be doing.
Um.
The same song.
They are.
That's going to be this.
I know.
Can we leave I hate myself for loving you alone.
Apparently not.
Can we do something different?
Because I like that song where it is and I don't like it being ruined.
So I take a sip of my tasty bear.
I mean in that a rip off of the Joan jet team.
It is.
Is I hate myself for loving you?
Yeah.
And what did not did whatever pink did it for that brief moment and time.
Did she do the same song or was it a different one?
I think with her it was something different.
I think it was too.
I think she did something different.
I'm never really paying any attention to the music when that section of the show is going on.
Do I still get the same satisfaction from it if you know what I mean?
If you know what I mean.
You know what I mean.
We have forward movement on Marvel's agents of shield.
It has officially been picked up for a series by ABC.
If you watch once upon a time tonight there's going to be a six second promo for literally six seconds long.
I've seen it.
Doesn't tell you anything except you see Agent Colson.
And there is a cast picture available as well.
Now so this has happened before Avengers or after Avengers.
No here's how this if you are not a spoiler person you're going to want to mute your computer for the next 30 seconds.
And I'll wait for you in five four three two don't say the one.
Here's how it's supposed to work.
It's what I've read.
Colson's death in the Avengers was faked.
It was an elaborate scheme to motivate the Avengers to go into action.
No a word.
And so that's how he's still alive.
Because they fake this.
Right.
And so this is going to pick up where Avengers left off.
Okay.
That's what they're doing with it.
All right cool.
Because in comics nobody dies ever.
Well if Jason Todd wasn't going to die.
They got rid of Robin.
No that's Jason Todd.
He's still alive.
Yep.
Right back.
It's because you want to go to the bat pole.
That would be John Hasher.
I'm wrong.
Um.
But I you don't even have to give me a six second promo.
I'm already in.
I will watch this thing.
Let me too.
I'm in.
I was a big shield fan back back.
I've got a Nick Fury name.
So she'll number four.
Do you have the movie with Hasselhoff playing if you're in?
I watched it three times.
I did the same song.
I don't have the DVD but I did watch the movie three times.
Yes.
Oh, because all things German come on.
Very sad day coming this Thursday.
The office finale is this Thursday.
Now if you're a person like me who has it said it has the series on your DVR.
You need to go into your DVR and set the show an hour before because NBC news is
doing an office retrospective.
But it won't your DVR won't pick it up if you don't set it separately.
And the finale itself is set for 75 minutes.
Gotcha.
Thursday and that's going to be a sad day for me because I love this show.
I can't believe it's gone for nine years.
I haven't really, it's gotten slow the last two seasons.
But I mean, it's finishing strong.
It really truly is.
I didn't really like the whole thing with him trying to break up, you know, Pam and Jim.
But they're good.
I know.
I thought that was forced.
I mean, come on.
Let's, you know, bang on Dwight for a bit.
That's always good.
Oh, they are.
You know, they are.
They really are.
They had a, if you this past weeks episode, they had a.
You know, because now that Dwight's the manager.
Oh, okay.
And Jim's the assistant to the man to the district manager.
Jim convinced Dwight.
He needs to hire an assistant to the assistant to the regional manager.
But he set up the competition so that Dwight wouldn't win.
So that Dwight would have to be Jim's assistant.
Who's Dwight's assistant?
I approve.
Yes.
Show.
And Dwight.
He'll do it.
Yeah.
He won.
I don't want to figure out why he was painting his battle start.
Galactic model black.
That was still weird for me.
Well, let us move on to who's staying?
Who's going?
NBC.
We're going to start with them.
If you are fan of deception, that started to make him good.
Gone.
No one cares.
The Matthew Perry show.
Go on.
Not called Goon.
Go on.
No one cares.
The Christina Applegates.
Why can't I never remember the guy in that show?
It's a little forte.
No.
He was in Serenet Live.
This was the guy that's on the rest of the development.
It's a joke.
Oh.
Yeah, him.
Amy Polar's ex husband.
Yeah.
Him.
This is twice now his name as black as blank.
We'll our net.
We'll our net.
Gone.
No one cares.
Guys with kids, which I didn't even know that show had debuted until I saw the tail end
of it.
It was leading into SVU.
I got through about five minutes and believe me.
No one cares.
Gone.
Rock Center with Brian Williams.
Gone.
That kind of surprised me.
Because that guy's kind of running the network right now.
And 1,600.
10.
I'm very upset about this.
I really did like that show with Bill Polman as the president and
Jenna Elfman as the first lady.
I liked it.
But you know the one thing is one of those shows where the main character, you know,
the kid.
He's the worst character on the show.
Everybody else is more interesting.
But you know why he's in it so much?
Because he writes it.
I know.
I know.
That's why the show is betting.
That's why it's gone.
But there's the one that kills me.
What?
Oh, smash.
Smash is gone.
And there's only two episodes left in the finale.
It's two weeks from today.
And it's both episodes back to back.
Oh, it's two hours.
They're not doing an episode that I before.
They're skipping.
No, they're moving it to Sunday night for the finale.
Oh, I see.
They're calling it the season finale.
But it's the series finale.
That's been confirmed.
And confirmed.
CBS has canceled Vegas, which I'm very upset about because I enjoyed that show.
Rules of engagement, which Jen quite enjoyed.
That kind of surprised.
Megan Price out of work.
Interesting thing about that show.
I'd made just enough episodes to go into syndication.
Really?
Yes.
So it will be around.
Warburton's going to get more money.
And you know what put it went past me is that Warburton and David Spade were in that together.
And they did a British new groove together.
Oh, really?
Totally just shot.
I love it.
Right.
Warburton.
By the way, Chad's lovely wife who was up British descent is actually in studio tonight.
If she wants to put a pair of headphones on and talk, she can.
I'm just saying.
There's a, there's a microphone available.
But CSI New York has gotten the axe.
I'm surprised it lasted longer.
Jerry City should never not work.
I hold that man in very high regard.
And I like to see the war and apparently boosted the ratings for them.
But nothing.
Nothing ever came of it.
So we're back down to one CSI and one law and order.
I don't want to live in a world where there's only one CSI and one law and order.
I'm just saying.
I thought they were teasing another spin off with this past week CSI, but I guess not.
I didn't really dig this patch week CSI.
The last couple episodes of that show I've been like here.
Hmm.
But CBS and a move because there is some justice in this world.
CBS has passed on Beverly Hills cop.
Good.
Good.
Good.
We would talk about what ABC's canceled, but they're not shows anybody cares about anyway.
TNT has canceled Southland.
Quite an up-rare war about that move by them.
And also, USA has announced that season seven of Burn Notice will be its final season.
That's a great show.
But again, when is Burn Notice?
Did you ever see that SNL sketch?
Yes.
Well, we know what it is, but they did a whole sketch on Saturday night live.
It was a game show called What is Burn Notice.
And they were just like, if people were just saying, and somebody who goes, is it on USA?
And they were like, hey, that's never happened before.
We were like a lightning round or something.
And the whole time like Bill Hayters going.
Highest reading show on cable.
It's a great show for you.
Bruce Campbell, I mean, come on.
I never got into it.
But this is going to be their final season.
Yeah.
Also, saying goodbye.
Do you like what I did there?
That was very well-related.
Randy Jackson announces he will be leading American Idol after this season, which ends this week.
This is the finale for American Idol.
But the rumor is now they are cleaning house.
Oh, yeah.
Replacing everybody, which is maybe not a bad thing.
Even secret?
You know the judges.
The judge.
Okay.
Well, you said, I should have been here right now.
All four judges are being replaced.
And here's what they should do.
And this is not an original idea.
So I can't take claim for it.
They should have a reality show for the next American Idol judge.
That was on.
That was it.
Yes.
That was brilliant.
I was like, I loved it.
Let's do that.
I'm, I don't, I don't.
So get ready for the next show.
American Idol Judge Idol.
We're going to talk about him here in just a moment.
Let's just just make.
He comes to hit, do I need to turn this on?
It's on.
It's up.
It's up.
Joining us for the first time.
This would be the first time ever.
No, she's been on here before.
Yes, yeah.
Okay.
Second time ever.
But he's who has only been held co-hosting the show for a year.
That's how I was talking to Charlotte last time.
She's like, chance I'm going to show you here and a half now.
I'm like, yeah?
Just like, just see.
Basically, because we do a show every week.
Yes.
I'm like Randy Jackson better when he's the bass player for journey.
And you know what I was I used to have a box set of like the best of the SNL musical performances it was a 5 DVD set
Mariah Carey did it
They were showing one of her performances and he was playing keyboard for her and this was before idol like guys amazing
He should go back to the right musician. He's a great musician
Yo, don't go. Didn't he do some of Christina Aguilarist stuff together for a while?
Yeah, he's one of those session guys just plays everything congratulations to
Neil Patrick Harris. He will be hosting the Tony's for the fourth time next month
I think that guy's genius and not just because he played one on TV in the early 90s
By the way congratulations to NBC shows parks and wreck and community which have been renewed
Which means we get season five of community one more and we get the movie because the tag line is six seasons in a movie
I don't watch parks and I don't anybody that watches parks and wreck. It's okay
Again, it's one of those shows where they were the ones the pilot and it was like they're just trying to be the office and I've already got the off
It started off that way, but they went to another direction
The show should be called the further adventures of Ron's wants and if you know who Ron's wants
And it's yeah, I know who he is and because I've seen pop culture reference. I love that guy
I want to be his son. He's amazing
I'm gonna skip this next week and come back because especially especially with Doc in the studio. I want to hold off NBC is bringing a new version of iron side with Blair Underwood
So there's that
This is going to be in the gun the wheelchair. Yes
And that's sleeve it at that one and Chicago fire spin. Oh, not way back. Oh
Did we're is he gonna steal the wheelchair? What what's going?
He's gonna there he is found him
I don't get this also there will be a Chicago fire spin off by Dick Wolf called Chicago PD
Dick Wolf that's
Now let's go back
To the to the story that I think Doc is going to have a fair amount of interest in
There are very strong rumors at Fox
24 is coming back
Yes, oh yes
There are very serious not because boxes actually canceled touch which is for someone's current show
But they're talking 13 episodes, so they we don't know if Jack's just gonna solve the case in 13 hours or if we're gonna go hey
It's been two hours and Jack made it from you know, Sandy
San Francisco
I still have to watch the last season the last half the last season which don't bond don go
Who's the official fact checker this show he let me borrow the DVDs last August, but it's on my slate
Did I have two projects this summer?
Finish 24 and I have decided since arrow. I've even watched an arrow
It's on my list of things great show
I'm gonna go back and I'm gonna watch all of small Bill because I've never watched an episode of small Bill and I feel like my geek cred suffers because of it
Yes, because it's she awesomeness
So I'm gonna watch this summer. That's one of my projects as I'm gonna catch I'm gonna watch all of small
I just can't wait for that all at one time
Oh, that's true, you know, and Chad's gonna watch Game of Thrones
I just can't wait for torture time with Jack Bowers back. I love it
We have ways of making you talk many ways. No yet to wait for you are running out of time
Where's the bomb? Where's the bomb?
Tell me now
Love that show. Mm-hmm. If you're a fan of Mike Tyson and animation today as you're lucky today
Adult swim will be debuting a show called the Mike Tyson Mysteries
Very adult
What's going to damage
Every show to damage. I guess they're trying to do like a fat Albert thing with it where he'll be live action introing it
Diamond on the way and his sidekick is going to be a talking bitch
I'm illiterate a talking what a talking pigeon
This is happening because you know Mike Tyson
I hate you as he loves pigeons and he has a whole collection of a metas house
Okay, the last one my bird was flying around a big a black guy who we solved stuff that was uncle Remus
We understand where this is going right now. It's not going on. Oh, but it is on the
Don't swim so I mean
They do put up black dynamite, which I'm a fan. I love that
Great
Great caught remind me after the show to tell you my favorite moment in that show every moment
And a story that will make Chad happy we have more casting news for the next season of American horror story
Which will be called Kevin joining the cast will be Tony award winner Patty Lupone
That's a name. I haven't heard it a long time and Angela Bassett are both joining the cast joining Kathy Bates
Always always on board with Kathy Bates. It's a strong award. Wendy Bates
And you have officially announced your next post of late night because it was officially announced that next year
Jimmy Kimmel will be replacing Jay Leno replacing Jimmy Kimmel on late night will be Seth Meyer
Jimmy Kimmel
Jimmy Falon Jimmy Falon yeah
Jimmy Kimmel's another network right work it. Yeah, but Jimmy Falon's gonna take over for Leno
Seth Meyer is just gonna take over for Falon. I like this. So the question is and they really haven't announced this does he do both
Because technically he could
But here's the problem
Here's why I don't think that happens
They announced that today six days before the season finale of Saturday night life
So I don't know that happens and he is one of the major writers for silent life. He really really
He can't write for two shows like that one of being a daily show. There's no way
Not unless he speaks himself and half
Well, I mean he doesn't have to because they're gonna move late that they're gonna move late night to or the late show to
New York
He's gonna do the show in the York
Well, I guess he could do it
But I'm just saying six days before the season finale of SNL or they can give him a proper sendoff. I don't think it happens
If they had announced this next week
Then I would say there's probably a chance he would do both. Well, see now I'm going to announce it today
Which gives them plenty of time to do something to write him out and do a big thank you for the last five years in my life
Good night everybody kind of a thing. Yeah, that's why I think that's well, who's gonna take over
But we can update that that's actually more concerned. You know what? I don't I don't I don't know
You would almost have to bring somebody new in because I don't know if there's anybody in the cast right now that I would say let them do
Weekend update. I'd let Bill Hayter do but he's too good at stuff on and all the other way
We need to have so many now hate or as part of the main cat
Hmm
It's also don't bring back Colin Quinn because that was off worse worse though Colin Quinn and Norma Donald
Just bring back Dennis Miller. He's not doing anything crack hard. That's what he's the joke when you have to work crack
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That's I didn't give it him that nickname. Let's see what he did there. Okay. All right. Let's get into P.O.I
P.O.I. stands for person of interest. It is a segment we do on this show where we
Debate
We take it a
Person or entity and we debate their greatness or lack there of how do I forget my own catchphrase?
This segment right here is the reason we needed to have dock on the show tonight
Chad and I were having a discussion over the phone earlier in the week
And we got on this how did we even get to this topic?
I was at movie trading company that's right and there was an ad in the window for a big
Festival they had it was this it was yesterday wasn't last night. It was a throwback
That a local radio station called jack FM if you don't I know
That they have different versions of it around the country, but basically there's no DJs
They just play music right and then nine hours of commercials and I was reading you off all the accent were
Being represented and it's all covered. That's right. It's all tribute band
I'll tribute band right. It was like 20 of them or something. Oh gosh three different stages going on. Yeah, I know
At our local at the start lectures at our local outdoor venue
We did have a correspondent on site and that was your own Paul Burnside was sending me messages about all the stuff that was going on
I did see he put something about the Michael Jackson tribute band
I'm not gonna say on the show well, but yeah, we're gonna leave that alone, but
It turned into a discussion and right in the middle of the discussion. I was like, you know what this needs to be p-o-i and Chad said
But it's gonna be p-o-i we've got to get dark on the show and if we don't get dark on the show
We're gonna hold that p-o-i until we can add them on the show. Why I'm right at p-o-i
So let's do it. I want to talk about the difference
between
tribute bands
And cover bands because that's two different. It's a huge difference. Yeah, it's a tribute band
Only does music by a certain artist or like if you start stepbrothers
We only do an 80's Billy Joel right exactly
Now be a tribute band right that's a tribute band where a cover band is like if you go to some
Club or bar and there's a band playing, you know like so the freak is a cover band right, but they only do disco music
It's a live duet box based on what it is right
I am not a fan of the tribute band
A cover band I can deal with because they're doing all different kinds of music and it's stuff that you know right to me a tribute band
It's like we have no originality, so we're just gonna take somebody else's stuff and make money off it
Now granted, I am in a band and we do covers
But we are working on original material right you have been in what can be considered a cover band
Yes, if our mounds was an 80's cover band. Yes, that's what but again you had your own spin on it being the gobo's right
I'm
Just not a fan like well, I was listening to Bob and Tom a couple weeks ago and they were talking about tribute bands and one thing chick McGee who is one of my leaders said was
What really makes me sad is when I go see a tribute band and they're selling their CD at the show
Which is basically them doing somebody else's song?
It's like why wouldn't I just buy journeys create us it?
That's like your mom telling you that you're good, so you put out your own CD of your own stuff. I know that's kind of what we equate
That too
They can actually how so because that was gonna be my question for you
They can get away with it. You all have to do his ask permission for them to do the songs just like any other artist would did
Just like when Rascal Flats did life is a highway. They got permission from Tom Cochorens labor
Label and they were able to do that. Well, I'm just saying this is how you do it. So a tribute band
We'll do this cuz on the impression that even if you went to a tribute band show and you're a fan of that band
It gets you thinking and then you go back and you buy more the original music
It is a big one great big advertisement is what it really is
So do they get paid like get money forward?
I'm sure there's got to be a royalties deal, but there is usually I find it hard to believe
That a lot of these tribute bands are paying their royalty
You would be correct. You mean very correct. Well those are the ones that don't have records the thing is
We know what I'm talking about like I really believe that I would think that there's a greater number
Than a lot of people realize of these bands that are doing this and not paying the royalty of course
Because they're paid for it performance anybody can go on you know the CD's though CD's well
That's illegal if you know through that
But I but I think that if you really did the crunch the numbers
I think those numbers would be staggering
It probably is but also depends on who really cares because there's still the original artist is still gonna get
Interest like I said it's one it's like free advertising don's giving us a correction from TV actually Chad caught that
Don he did catch it so we did get that take care
Thank you, sir. That's that's you being on the ball and keep it us in check and I'll give you this as much as being a I can listen to a
Bad cover band and they can get away with a due to the amount of alcohol. I probably have my system about 1 a.m
All right, what I can't stand
Is a tribute band
That doesn't go all in with a tribute band you got to be 110% or zero now
This is and I'm glad you went here again. We don't rehearse this right so I was kind of hoping that you would get
To this point because that's going to lead to one of Chad's major points in the conversation that he and I had on the phone the other day being
I have seen more than my fair share
Not personally, but I've seen like online and stuff
some Prince cover bands
Which again anybody in the room shop and when they go the route that you're wanting them to go
It is usually horrifying right now
Whenever whenever they get a vocalist in there that looks like Prince
Dress is like Prince he don't sound like him. He can't move like him
I have and I wish I could remember the name of this cover band. It was a Dutch cover band
That was singing a really obscure
They want to smoke in a pancake
Yeah
Singing a really obscure Prince track. It was mad actually
There's an action MPG an MPG track and they were killing it. I mean just killing it and the lead vocalist is like
Probably like five foot six
180 pounds bald white guy right just slaughtering this song. It was amazing
I'll mic if you had
There's a bad to be viewed here and he's playing and he's playing bass
He's the bass player. He ain't playing guitar. Someone else you've been playing bass and have him doing everything
But I mean he was it was magnificent. Yeah, and I'm like every time I've seen somebody like erotic city or purple rain
REIGN the group that does it out of Vegas
It's it's kind of painful. Yeah, it's kind of painful to watch and sometimes that's even more painful
Listen to what you got to go all in like you you have a band like queen for a day. All right
So everybody what's the what's the good beat? I'll treat me to me in my month
Oh, yeah, they're good hard night hard day hard night. Yeah, all those guys are fully on their 110%
I mean queen for day the singer looks like Freddy. He acts like Freddy
In fact, it's sometimes hard to get him out of character when he comes off stage and that's good thing
That's a good thing when you're a tribute band
Yeah, but then you'll get a bad tribute band where mediocre one. I saw a police tribute band
They didn't really look anything like at the guy sort of sounded like staying and they were
I don't they were but I but I'm also willing to say this or you are
When it comes to a police tribute band you're gonna be a lot more hyper critical than most people I know
All right the same way with me in prince exactly exactly, which means the why do you do it?
I mean they're there for you should be a cover band not a tribute band right if you can do some police songs
Great go for but when don't call yourself a police government if you can't go full money
But that's a tribute band though, right
Oh, sorry, yeah, but a police tribute band exactly. I mean, and even though I'm not a huge fan of cover bands because if I'm gonna go to like a bar or something
Just get a DJ yeah
Yeah, for what something that my band that I do it's kind of a different right when you guys don't play it bar
Right, you got your niche and everything else. I mean a good cover band is fantastic
But remember a good cover band is a jubox
There there are people dance play songs that people know playing you know play them exact don't deviate from the core and I'm also gonna say that
With a fair amount of a certain I can say for sure with me and I'm probably with you
Yeah, I've seen some bad cover bands
Absolutely we went to a toys for tots benefit downtown one Christmas and saw what could be the worst cover band I've ever seen
I'm not gonna say they're not like that, but these guys
They did a deal where they were gonna they were they laid down a beat and they were gonna free style
Okay, oh no now there are base players name was Riko Swave so you're already at that
So now that's bad enough
Here is his free stock because I remember it off the top of my head. You know why cuz it wasn't freestyle
Okay, his freestyle was a hip a hop a hippie to the hippie to hip hip
I'm like I thought of freestyle you're just doing the rappers. Doesn't know more, right? You know
Here's what thing a cover band a bad cover band can get away with it because
When everybody's had alcohol in the girl start dancing no one cares. They're there for the time good time
They're not there to see here's thing when people go people don't go to see a cover band
They're there to go to the club and have fun and to the music's just there a
Tribute band that's a whole different thing you have fans of that particular band who go there to see the Tribute band
I think that's really the difference between I'd rather stay home and listen to the greatest it's album
Yeah, that's just been unless it's exceptional queen for a day on there every time they play on
If you're if you're good good, I'll give you the shot right
But more often than not it's coming like the the the abomination that was the Michael Jackson show last night at that gexa
I heard it was just horrible
They had five different guys playing Michael
Different faces yeah different faces
It was different stages
The different phases of I think I know there's a couple of local prince bands
I've never seen local prince movies. I've never seen any of them here
But everybody like my friends there. They were compliant. They're like I mean
This is bad and I had the main stage where I was boy poor that they had back in black and back in black
The fantastic Tribute band
We are the best AC they are the best AC DC Tribute band. That was guys go for it
I mean they dressed the part. I mean the singer wears the hat the guitar player. I mean destroyers a great kiss cover band
They go alt you know
They got the fire and everything they're great. They're not mini kiss
What do you know what is which might seem hecy dixie if they're still a racie dixie that to me
They've they've turned from
Tribute band into a cover band because only that first album was all AC DC
I really get to subsequent albums. They're doing everybody else's stuff. Oh great. Okay good. Yeah
So but there you go. That's my opinion on it
So we don't really we're not really on either side of the fence
But we know that we just don't like Tribute bands in general
Yeah, if you're gonna do a tribute you better be 110% or I or you're all in your bad
Whereas a bad cover band as long as there's chicks dancing and I'm have a beer
I'm pretty okay with it. Isn't that kind of a general
Yeah, pretty much just say it but I do have a weakness so there we go
Okay to say let's back the truck up here and barbecue is that it?
Only if he's wearing certain t-shirts just won't don't don't
That's t-shirt you did last week show I had I had barbwire pull it up just so he could see it
Oh my barbecue. Oh, yes
Oh, we can't believe you didn't wear how did he the event itself turn out by the way well
Turned out well we got second and brisket. We got fourth and ribs. We got number one and beans and he'll be in Memphis weekend after next
I'll be I know that this uh Wednesday. We're going here. We're going on the World Championship
We'll be there Thursday Friday Saturday Sunday for the World Championship
One of these years man. I got it. We can't go with you. All right. Let's go to a major baseball talk
All right back to the fun stuff. We have a scandal
That was fun. It major league baseball
Empire field in Covert has been suspended two games after he screws up twice is this a guy in from Seattle
Could be I know the second one was during the Astros game
The Astros were playing the angels and managed your boat porter improperly switched relievers mid-inning
Violating I think is really like five a one or something and if you're if there's one guy
You don't want to violate obscure rules with it's Microsoft and then you also refuse a reverse a home run call that everybody saw
You know that's it. Yeah, that's it. Yeah, same guy. He's now been suspended two games. See I don't agree with this
The part of the fun is the the umps and referees run the show and if they mess up
That's part of the game. Yeah, but if you go to instant replay and everybody else sees it and you still don't reverse the call
That's a problem part of the game
But that's the double edge sort of that is instant replay
The why well that's again. I don't think we should have instant replay the refs should do it
It should be has it's called on the field. That's the beauty of it. Otherwise we'd be a change the game
Is it like the guys that call into the to the masters and penalized like yeah? Exactly. We found out that was not Vin Lindsey Vaughn's ex husband
It was a guy that is a rules guy for the PGA, but he just wasn't working the master. Oh, okay
You know, I mean I hate the scrutinizing of the game sooner later. We're gonna get these pinpoint minutes
You'll cameras on there where we can't get away with anything and it's just gonna become sterile
Let's have some mistakes. Let's have somebody make a bad call. It'll be a lawn order UK
You know, I mean one of the fun of things is when the umpire likes, you know
Does a bad call nearby is booing and I was the band starts playing three blind mice and it's hysterical
I miss all that don't said it was the A's Cleveland game
Your your standings American League East the Toronto Blue J is still nine games below 500
But if they were at 500 they'd be a lot less than nine and a half games back
Tampa Bay 19 and 18 Boston Baltimore and the Yankees have a one game lead in that
Comments, but the Yankees have won five straight
In the central division the Chicago White Sox to 14 and 20 they've lost two straight by the way
The Blue J has a minus 55 run differential and it's not the worst in the league
Minnesota at 500 the Kansas City Royals are a game better than them Cleveland and Detroit are tied for first
In the West the Houston Astros 10 and 28 so that moved to the American League has done wonders for them
We have a right above them by five games is
No
The Los Angeles Angels of Anaheim Los Angeles County California, America, America, America, or the Milky Way
You're still like you're in a cave there. What's what's going with you going? Okay, I like the back is the aforementioned Seattle Mariners
And the oath on athletics are now six games back on your beloved Texas Rangers sir
And your beloved Texas Rangers have won four straight after shell lacking
Houston today 12-4
But did you see what they did after the game last night? No, they did everybody bring like
Sleeping bags and stuff on the field and they showed the sandlot
Oh, that is cool. I'm like
I saw I can't remember who it was on the outfield that was chasing down a ball and he went like into the
The league scoreboard
Like put his back into it and it like took him out
Oh, like he was laying face down in the dirt for a few minutes
So everybody's in there sleeping bags on the field watching the sandlot after the game. Oh
It must be on the slave over one
It just it was kind of a camp out kind of a thing in the National League West
The Los Angeles Dodgers something I'm moving. I'm moving. I'm moving. Oh, by the way
Worst run differential league is Houston at minus 76
In the west of the National League Los Angeles Dodgers the Misty's beloved Dodgers are our 16s below
500 right now. They were on sleeping bags out there
San Diego is a half-game better than them the Rockies four games better than them and the Diamondbacks are two back on the giants who might Braves can't seem to beat
They're killing us in the central division the Chicago Cubs the beloved Chicago Cubs are seven games below 500
Here's a paperback when you're way out of it
The brewers
They are
Better than then the pirates the middle of the pack the reds are two games behind John's beloved Cardinals
Who can't the cities fall into thirds? So now reality starting to settle in a little bit there and in the only division that matters the NL East
My marlins are 16 games below 500. They've lost two straight
The mets are five games better than them the fillings in the middle of the pack and the natinals are only behind my beloved Braves by
One game my braves have lost three straight thanks to the stupid San Francisco Giants
Let us move on to do some music talk. Yeah
Everything is everything
Lacker up, we talker up, Lacker up, Lacker up, Lacker up, Lacker up
Lacker up, Lacker up for those of you that aren't listening closely he said lock her up
Ok
More, Lacker up, Lacker up, Lacker up, Lacker up more in the hill after we announced on this show last week
He is announced, he signs a new record deal with Sony records and she said it's to get out of her text that
Don't worry about it because you're gonna go ahead spend three months in prison for it
1.8 million dollars, how do you forget to pay that
Forget it because you go out of the tree because you're married to a marley and what that entails
Yeah, you don't forget it
Oh, there was forgotten all right.
Yeah, and it was because of a camera call.
I must have much been a day out taking my medicine.
I forgot about those attacks.
She lives in Colorado as I would you're telling me.
Yeah, well, you know.
Well, she said some about that she's got six kids
and she needs to feed her kids and pay the rent and things like that.
No, it's the thing she said about being the child of former slaves
that made me want to throw something.
She's that old?
Apparently she's a hundred and seventy eight years old?
Exactly.
I'm like, really?
I didn't realize it.
Oh, I heard Rocky Marceano are the same age when I read that on my really
Lord and I said something the effect of it was idiotic would print
wrote it on his face but at least it wasn't accused of a crime.
You know, Amy, if you give him a meal in forty acres, it's still not going to be $1.8 million.
Don't get it.
I was ludicrous with you and we need special music for this next story.
Oh, oh, yeah, this one.
I don't have anything by this band, but I figured this is probably close enough.
Lock him up.
Oh, it's not.
Lock him up.
That's good.
That's good.
Yeah.
What?
Let me.
Let me preface this story by saying, and I make no bones about this.
I am the lead singer of a Christian rock band.
Okay.
It's called Grace descending.
We don't.
We don't hide that on this show.
Well, your band's cool.
There's another Christian rock band called as I lay diet.
They have a lead singer named Tim Lembysus.
They had.
Well, technically he's still the band.
This past week.
Tim Lembysus is arrested for trying to get an undercover officer to kill his wife.
What?
I've not told you about this.
Let me give you the backstory here.
Last September, his wife, Megan Lembysus.
That's with two G's.
Never seen it spell like that.
She files were divorced after eight years of marriage.
After he sent her an email a month before saying that he didn't love her anymore.
Did not believe in God.
He was having an affair and that there had been quote a string of other women.
And my young man.
So allegedly, allegedly he meets an undercover officer in a coffee house and gives him an envelope
with pictures of her.
Security codes to get into the house.
And dates were he would have the children, which would be more opportune for him to kill her
and $1,000.
Oh, wow.
Any place not guilty.
I don't know what I was thinking, man.
It was just that.
And here.
This is a band that I believe they've got like seven albums.
This is not just a new band on this song.
Like a Grammy.
They're like an nominated person.
At least once.
And he could get up to nine.
You can only nine years.
You try to contract someone to kill your spouse and nine years as suitable.
Oh, yeah.
Cause it didn't happen.
Yeah.
What's your question?
Nine years.
So it's brilliant.
Now are they going to protect us?
So he doesn't do it.
Like, right?
Well, she was annoying.
I mean, she doesn't know that.
I mean, protect her from what he didn't have the guts to do in itself.
You married the village singer for a band called Asile Dying.
You know what you're getting into.
You know.
You know, so I don't know.
I'm kind of on his side with this.
I'm done.
Shut up.
Leave it alone.
Leave it alone.
I do.
I can't hit my group.
I can't hit my group.
Okay.
I do have a question for you, sir.
I'm going to hand him an envelope with $20,000.
Would you punch him in this sense?
I would've done it for $50.
What?
I sent you a text.
Shortly before or during your trip to Missouri.
Did you get it?
Oh, yeah.
I think, yeah.
About Halloween.
Um, house of blues.
Yeah.
You said, you did say something about that.
Here come the mummies.
Yes, I'm in.
I know.
I'm in.
No.
You know my plan, right?
I'm going to try to dress up as a mummy and try to get up there.
Well, did you have you read their Wikipedia page?
Uh, I a while back.
No.
Genius.
Yeah.
Apparently nobody knows who these guys are.
Right.
Nobody touched that.
I knew that.
Yeah.
There are allegedly multiple guys in this band that have Grammys.
If not Grammys.
Because they're from Nashville.
Well, that allegedly are Grammy award winners.
But nobody knows because they're never out of costume.
Then the reason they wear the costumes is so that they can still do this project
and not be accused of violating the contracts they currently have in Nashville.
Genius.
That is pure genius, that is.
I want no, though.
I'm not going to be wearing the cowbells.
I'm sure they're that those cowbells will play a role.
And the names of these guys are geniuses.
Look it up on the way to P.P.
I think talks should wear one of these going to be dressed up as a mummy.
He has to wear one of those cows.
I mean, I'm getting on stage with him.
It'll be on stage.
I'm going to do it.
And you've got that.
I've decided I'm catching up on other stuff.
I'm downloading one album a week.
I've got the first three now.
I think you should turn Mr. Walken into.
And they're going to.
They're new.
That's how I'm going to do it.
I'm going to bring Mr. Walken to the show Walken.
And like when the muffle mummy of it.
They're going to let me on stage.
I'll film it.
I will film it.
There will be video with it.
I'll do it.
Yes.
But I love the name of their third album.
Single on Tondra.
And have you heard that song?
I have not.
I have not.
And there's another song they'll call.
I can remember the name.
It's called like if that's what you want or something.
And at one point he talked about bad bad perfub.
And the background is here.
Let's go.
Hi, karate.
I'm happy.
I'm happy.
Look on.
Hey, I wrote your card back.
Let's get to what could be my favorite music story of the week.
Oh, don't worry.
I'm going to read the name.
I'm going to read the name of the band members.
Oh, go ahead, real quick.
Mummy cast.
No, yeah.
Yes.
Some sandwich.
Java mummy.
Eddie mummy.
Oh, that good.
Mummy spas.
KWT.
Nice.
Mummy raw.
Okay.
The flu.
He's the baritone sex player.
Uh, test day verde is the trophy.
Test day.
Ramsey's mummy is the base player.
Oh, just Ramsey's?
Yes.
Bucking blanco is the trumpet player.
That sounds like Paul.
That is a little Paul.
Midnight mummy is the other baritone sex player.
Uh, the the other base player's name is the pole.
Oh, yes.
Yeah.
The other trumpet player is BB Queen.
Nice.
Who's the one that left the band?
Busy mummy.
Yeah.
Ah.
Solo career perhaps?
Oh, oh, ZIE by the way.
Busy mummy.
And what could be the greatest story of the week?
Billy Jo Armstrong from Green Day does an interview where he calls side the
Herpes of music.
Did you see the footage of him on the today show?
No, I just saw this on the suit.
You have to go and seek this out.
They're interviewing side and they're outside thing.
And they're just this girl with him.
And all she's doing is grinding on everything in him.
The railing.
It's weird.
And you're just going.
What's going on?
Oh, you see.
Did she drop X right before the camera's role?
He's probably just paying her to do it.
If I was that kind of side money.
I don't know.
Just go look at the footage.
That's the strangest thing.
But I read that and I almost fell out of my chair laughing.
Does that mean he's curable or?
No, no.
No, absolutely.
Actually, they did find a cure.
They're testing right now.
I had heard that.
Yes.
Also, if you've noticed on SNL lately, there's been a lot less Kim Kardashian jokes.
That's because apparently in negotiating to get Kanye West for this week's season
finale with the benefit.
Yes, said that he would not show up if they keep using Kim Kardashian jokes.
But they're so easy to make.
And SNL source is bowed down.
Well, a source inside of SNL has stated you should see the material that we're not allowed
to use because a lot of it that people have been coming up with is absolute genius.
They're not a way to like this.
After he performs that second song in the rest of the show.
I do it all.
Just dump it all at one time.
This is ridiculous.
So he's a demanding this and they've changed that really.
So this next story, I put in here especially for Chad.
This week, a telegraph was unearthed.
That apparently, one of the hard rock cafes had in an archive somewhere.
That apparently, Jimmy Hendrix sent a telegraph to Paul McCartney that he wanted
to come play base in a super group with him Miles Davis and drummer Tony Williams.
Dear God.
I got three words for you.
Could you imagine?
No.
I would never wear it.
I would never wear it.
Maybe Chad's head to come in hand.
Oh my God.
That I would cry.
I would cry.
Like a music girl.
I would cry if that happened.
That would be awesome.
It'd be like, yeah, we got you traveling.
Yeah.
That wouldn't.
Geez.
That's just.
I love that.
And then I just finished watching the Eagles documentary this week.
And I loved the statement in there.
It was a Glenn Fry that said, you know, Paul McCartney said they didn't think
the Beatles were going to last longer than two years.
Well, back then, bands didn't.
Yeah.
You had your hit.
Then you meant one.
Well, the other thing was you had so many guys that were in so many different bands.
Like if you watched that Eagles documentary.
When they say, yeah, we got this guy.
He was in this band.
And then he was in this band.
And then he was in this band.
And then he was in our band.
Have you watched that yet?
Oh, yeah.
I was like, oh, they still are barred from Polco.
Yeah.
Yeah.
And then the run staff.
Oh, that's true.
But Polco.
You're kind of a minor leagues for baseball.
And I mean, the other one that had it for gotten.
How gorgeous when the run staff was.
Don't get it.
Have you seen your awesome?
Have you seen her lately?
No, I don't want to know.
Oh, dear God.
In the 70s, she was absolutely gorgeous.
And remember, there was a lot of speculation that she
and Lucas were a thing.
Really?
They were really, really close.
They were going to have to dinner.
And you know, you're going to maybe have to wait a little while.
That's what she bought.
You're not.
I'm not going to mind.
And then you're going to talk about you.
That's my George Lucas.
That's not very good.
That's pretty turkey neck.
But if you have not seen the history of the Eagles, do yourself a solid pick it up.
And some of the documentary we're talking to, you know, I mentioned briefly,
but Doc and I were really talking about more in depth.
Who ever did the audio mix on that?
You and I were talking about this.
Doc and I talked about it sitting in the living room.
What an amazing job.
And the video restoration on the old 70s footage was gorgeous.
That if you have a decent home theater system,
it will blow you away.
She looks like she looks like the girl from Hartman.
She looks like Carrie Fisher.
You heard about that that they got her a personal trainer.
Yeah.
Carrie Fisher.
She's made a joke about it.
But she's going to try to put on the golden bikini again.
I don't know what they're doing.
Please, God, no.
Come on.
Come on.
We're going to be using some CGI on that.
We're going to talk a little bit about Star Wars and movie talk.
Look, is it going to reach out to Cameron for that one?
New releases in your local wherever you get music from place this coming Tuesday.
For the first time in 10 years,
this young lady releases an album of all Brett New material.
This to me is probably the best album she ever recorded.
In 1988, this was called Lead Beyond.
This song is called 1974.
I love this song.
Amy Grant releases how Mercy looks from here.
Early reviews I have read.
People are saying it's some of her best material in many, many, many years.
Originally or not.
So I will be interested to see how many tracks that Vince got plays on.
A brand new album from this guy.
I own this album, and I'm not ashamed to admit it.
I love this album.
Simple pleasures.
Bobby McFarin.
Have you ever heard his cover of Sunshine of Your Love?
I have.
It's good.
Love what he did.
Susie Q is also on this album.
Drive my car by the Beatles in a great job.
It's all Akapela on this album.
Oh, of course.
Here releases his new album, Spirit You All.
That's all one word.
So don't try to type it because you're spell check a explode.
I knew album called The Future is canceled by a band called Captain.
We're sinking.
I just didn't put that in there because I thought it was awesome.
Who is that?
I don't know.
I just saw the name.
I was like, I like the name of that band.
I'm putting it on the west.
It's kind of cool.
Demi Lavado releases her new album, Demi.
Very creatively named.
We have the return of Eve with a new album called Lip Lock.
She went away.
She isn't an album forever.
Oh, I saw a picture of her recently.
She looks great.
Because they interviewed her about there was rumors that she had been contacted
to be an American Idol judge.
And she was like, no.
They're contacting me to be an American Idol judge.
Okay.
This is how let's work on it.
You don't do it, sir.
I'll do it.
But you have to do it with one caveat.
What?
It's got to be on HBO.
We have John Houser, but we can't show any of the footage.
We can show it.
They can show it.
You may want to turn that air.
Yes.
By the way, the following five minutes is not an emergency broadcast test.
This is because we add to.
We've replaced three dump buttons.
What could it be probably the final album from this guy?
Releases this week.
Actually, I'm a fan of this guy.
Y'all, I like George Strays.
I like him.
That's kind of a 50 number one song.
That's good.
Hmm.
And Marina Dale Ray.
I had a good.
And he's also on his final tour.
Oh, yeah.
Which was just in town a few weeks ago.
I've seen him a couple of different times.
So I'm twice in a week.
I saw him at NASCAR, believe it or not.
Well, what I've heard though, his live shows.
There's not a lot of between the songs.
It's come out.
Played the songs.
Good night.
There's just not a lot between.
There's nothing in between it.
It comes out.
He does the hits and then he walks off.
Kind of like a show actually.
No one cares about your political views there.
You know.
Probably.
And then straight out.
I would say of the last of artists in the last 30 years in country.
Probably the pre-eminent.
Oh, yeah.
The guy that everybody's wanted to be.
Yeah.
Last show saw he did 10 songs.
Came, uh, he had a got an encore came back.
Get the Jerry's out.
Boom.
No talking in between.
It was awesome.
45 minutes, boom.
That's what you call a good show.
Yep.
So he didn't pull this crap with like, you know,
me without him.
It's not playing the safety dance.
You know, kind of stuff.
His new album is called Love Is Everything.
And then a band that nobody thought would ever show up again.
Oh, the week, finally.
Well, Kevin Mouse.
I was waiting for that.
That's a very, very insider effort.
Maybe that's a group.
Amit Smith is dead, bro.
Hang up him.
Glitch.
Welcome, baby.
Sounds like a Kelvin.
No.
It's an inside ticket reference.
Three years ago.
My mom actually knows these guys.
Really?
Yeah.
She meant I'm on tour.
She was riding up the ski lift.
They got on the ski lift with her.
And apparently she chatted him up and all that kind of stuff.
And she skied actually with them.
I'm on tour.
I loved it.
First album.
I thought pocket full of krypton.
It was a great album.
Yeah.
And turning upside down was very mediocre.
There were like two songs I liked on that album.
They're still making this stuff now.
They're still high.
They still take the first album.
Just got released.
But this is incomplete sentence.
If the river was whiskey, we still smoking.
That should be the title.
That's the name of the album.
If the river was whiskey.
And country super star trace addkins releases his new album.
Love will.
And that's not like the ending of a letter.
It's just love will do something.
Oh, we have a couple more releases coming out.
Tomorrow this week.
Yeah.
This one this week.
The orb is putting out a deluxe version of the absorber.
The absorber in the star house.
It's with the orb with Lee scratch Perry.
Isn't that the one that won the Kentucky Derby?
Yes, it is.
Very nice.
Yeah.
It's kind of a reggae dub record they've been doing.
And except this is a deluxe version where they have both the the vocal version
and the instrumental version of those of your fans of the orb.
I've heard it.
It is trippy.
It is awesome.
And fun.
Don't go.
It's getting us a background on Captain.
We're sinking.
Oh, good.
Was it was the other members?
Our Bob Barnett's Leo Vergetti, Zach Shoret and Bill Orender.
The band says, we started as a band really because we weren't good at anything else.
There are so many great bands in Scranton and we just wanted to be part of this.
I like that already.
All right.
I'll check it out.
Thank you, sir.
Upcoming release all the because I may not be able to know what else we'll say.
This in two weeks.
The new skinny puppy album drops.
Called Weapon.
It is going to be awesome.
I don't know if you heard last week's show.
But apparently Melvin says release the cover album.
Yep.
And new.
There's going to be a compilation record by killing Joe coming out.
Or all you killing Joe fans, which is probably me.
Of all these guys.
Yeah.
And different from what Chad knows is killing Joe.
That will be making a reference to intent corner later.
No.
But yeah.
On that though, all the rest of the music sucks.
So there we go.
Yeah.
So there's that.
Let's get into NBA talk.
Whoa.
Playoff updates.
You're only game today.
Golden State.
Even their series was San Antonio.
With an overtime 10 point win.
Many genobly 21 points for rebound three assists.
Jared Jack 24 seven and four.
Everybody else took today off.
Of course, Miami takes a two-one lead in their series.
After two straight wins.
They'll play tomorrow night at seven o'clock Eastern on T and C.
And then Oklahoma City and Memphis.
Memphis actually leads that series two to one.
I know.
I know.
I mean.
How did you not catch that?
When I said John's beloved clippers.
How did you miss that?
I was in background.
John's a Memphis fan.
When you said that, I was like, well, I've been drinking.
I don't know.
Maybe they changed a team name.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Exactly.
Yeah.
The big leagues are getting back together.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I did see an interesting announcements.
I did see an announcement by the NCAA early this week.
It's being a basketball.
Okay.
Starting next year, the final four moves to cable.
Really?
CBS.
So I'm very interesting on how that works.
It's because of the ratings.
But I don't know how that affects it because with the NFL, like if you don't have
cable, MSI, the cowboys are playing on Sunday night football.
Yeah.
Actually not Monday night football.
So that's not on NBC.
But if it's Monday night football, you have to show it on the local affiliate, too.
Right.
That's why channel 11 will carry the game, even though ESPN's going to have the game.
Because that's like FCC rules.
Right.
How is that going to work with the final four?
It, like, let's say the University of Memphis goes.
Well, a local Memphis station have to carry that game, too.
They always do in Memphis.
But yeah.
But no, because normally it's on CBS.
So you don't have to worry about that.
No, the affiliate will probably carry it.
So I'll be interested to see how that works.
I saw that announcement earlier this week.
And I was like, you heard the bill that John McCain's trying to put through
Congress right now about the cable bill where you can choose and only pay for
channels that you want and set up giving a package.
But he's also talking about no blackouts.
So therefore, if, I don't know that you can do that.
I don't really, that you can do that.
Because that, you know, if, oh, no, no, if it's publicly funded.
If it's a publicly funded, but the league is privately owned.
Well, there's, if there's money in from the public supposedly they're going to try
to do where there's no blackouts.
That's going to be a, it probably won't pass.
He's just now proposing it, but so.
So is it going to be like PBS?
Yeah.
That's kind of over the PBS doesn't carry sports.
No, it doesn't.
But it has people get, you know, like, support, like, you know,
people's here.
Let's drive during a foot football game.
That's going to be a gift.
Yeah.
I mean, we don't only have a problem out here in this city, but other
cities do.
We need 10 more fans to pledge $50.
Yeah.
And we'll give you this gift back of a CD that you would pay
12 bucks for a best buy.
But if you see the $100 50.
And here's a commemorative plate with no whiskey and his new girlfriend.
And it's all.
And it's all cherry sing for you.
It's.
It's.
It's.
If I know your name.
Would you call me an heaven.
Just purposely screwing up lyric.
I know.
Oh.
But.
By the way, we do want to give a quick.
I'm going to bring the music down a little bit here.
I want to give a quick plug to something because I can.
We talked about, but I guess two weeks ago,
a little bit last week on this show that a very dear friend of mine who is a trainee
at a job I had previously to this one.
Her daughter was jogging in LA and was struck by a car.
Oh, about six weeks ago.
I don't know if you kind of talked, but this is the reason I'm not talking
badly about Taylor Swift anymore.
Oh, because apparently she got wind of it.
And she just stopped by the hospital to visit with the family.
So I'm done talking about about Taylor Swift.
I don't know as you were talking about about Taylor.
But why is she's cute?
She's hot because she makes bad decisions.
What's not to lie?
She's crazy as a load.
They're all crazy.
I'm the green.
Moving on.
Her mother who lives normally.
Her mother lives in St. Louis.
She is actually flown out to LA to be in the hospital.
She's still an intensive care.
But there is a caring bridge site up and a recover fund Facebook page.
Just look for Lauren Murphy.
M-U-R-P-H-Y.
I told her mom that I would definitely do a plug for them on.
She didn't ask for anything.
All she asked was for, you know, prayers and support.
But she did say those are out there.
I told her I would give it a plug on the show.
You hate to see anything like this happen.
And so, especially when it's so close to somebody's home,
the outpouring of support for this young lady has been amazing.
I can't even fathom what this is like for a parent to have to go through.
Oh, yeah.
And there's been a lot of things recently that have gone on.
Dad, I really don't want to talk about the show,
but some friends have reached out to me this week.
And just ask for moral support and things.
And it's just been kind of a weird couple of weeks.
So, yeah.
So, please go look, caring bridge if you don't know what that is.
It's like a blog site for that people can go to and people can donate money for causes.
I have a dear friend who lost his wife earlier this year to a brain tumor.
And they have a caring bridge side up.
He's a guy I have known since I was in the sixth grade.
And what I love about this site and every time he does a blog post,
of course he did one for today being Mother's Day.
And every entry finishes with,
we choose to fight and we choose to live.
And that's just an amazing, amazing line that I've kind of adopted.
So, please go look up the recover fund face with page for Lauren Murphy.
Go to caring bridge and look up for Lauren Murphy.
And we want to give all of them as much support as we possibly possibly can.
Yeah, definitely.
You are listening to the clubhouse.
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We will be at Fox and Hound in Richardson, Texas,
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If you find the McDonald's, we're right behind it.
Five bucks get you in the door.
And especially what the paper of you prices are getting to be.
No, no.
You can't come in and take that.
You know, they were doing one dollar soft pretzel sticks the other day.
Oh.
That just makes you drink more.
But that's, but they're so good.
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The food's very, very good.
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It's going to be so much.
We always have a lot of fun.
And Fox and Hound's always so accommodating for us.
Come out and join us.
We'll be doing the show live at six o'clock central time.
It's a one hour pre-show that show will be wrestling intensive.
I will tell you now because that's what we do.
Which means right now, we're going to give you the wrestling talk.
Woo!
Woo!
Jerry Lawler is returning to the ring May 25th.
Hell yeah.
As part of a bang TV show in Florida,
I hope you wrestling Terry Funk.
That's not what I think it is.
They're better.
No.
They're better be about a three hour time moment.
Jerry Lawler and Terry Funk.
Such a bang.
And fast forward this match will take too long.
Is that such a good idea with his talk condition?
From what I've read,
the doctors have cleared Jerry to do this.
Cardio is good for you.
Although this match will be not a lot of Cardio.
But it's Terry Funk.
So there may not be a lot of Cardio involved.
That's true.
We'll be a lot of good.
Jerry.
That's true.
Jerry.
Please be careful.
Not as much as Hacksaw, but there will be some wood.
We must change our Charlie.
On Raw.
That's true.
A new DVD set is coming out.
I am excited.
Don, don did to research.
We've had one paper view in the last 13 weeks.
Wow.
Elimination chamber.
WrestleMania.
Oh, yes.
Okay.
Well, yeah.
There was a seven week layoff between an elimination chamber.
WrestleMania.
I have a question about this DVD on a site I was on.
He said this one's going to be this one's going to be different.
What are we going to get with this DVD Robb?
H says he's working on a new DVD set.
But I know Stephanie filmed her part of it yesterday afternoon.
H filmed his part yesterday morning.
I just want a more.
I want a real book from him.
I want to say DVD of the evolution of the fun bags of Stephanie.
That's what I want to say.
Did you get that picture of her that she did for that muscle magazine?
Yeah.
I'm like.
Steph could kill me.
No.
Apparently they were in Vegas last week for the big fight.
Maybe they're with me whether I'll have her fault.
But also, May 27th, Robb, two weeks from tomorrow night,
will be Brett Hart appreciation night.
It's the first appreciation night that they've done since they did the Patterson one,
which didn't end up happening.
Really?
We're going to remember what why that was end up being canceled.
Because that was the night Jerry had the heart attack.
And so the Patterson thing never happened.
I understand.
Which there's so many directions.
I know.
I know.
Let it be.
Let it be family show.
Brett Hart appreciation night.
Really?
After the Montreal screw job.
Now we're going to do a appreciate night.
And I think the show's in Calgary.
Then you got Pat Patterson involved with the word screw job.
Let me come on.
No.
I just.
There he is.
Let's just talk about raw.
I think he just did.
Fair for you.
Oh, nice.
The chat.
Up high.
Up high.
There he go.
It just like ponds.
That's going to go off of that shenanigans.
I don't know if he's talking about raw or the show.
It's a Ruby session.
No, I'm not getting raw.
I'm raw.
We're going to talk about Monday night raw.
And we're going to start with Michael Cole.
I'm really trying to fight through this.
Fair back and raw.
Well, you're the horseman.
You know what?
I love Sunday nights.
Oh, wait.
It's only a two hour show.
No, please continue Rob.
We still got to get through Ruby time.
Oh, boy.
So Michael Cole says that our truth can sing and dance.
No, we can't.
Ready?
Did he ever sing?
I was like really cold.
But he always rocks.
And so we're dealing with this, um,
Caitlyn admire her thing.
I haven't really bad feeling.
It's going to end up being the fellas playing the trick on her.
I hope so, rather than the other thing you were speculating it was.
I think Doc would be in on that.
Of course he would.
You know what?
I am.
See?
I know the man or do I know the man?
I just the way they did that on Monday night where they were behind the curtain.
And as Caitlyn walked away, they came out really.
I think it's down.
Yeah.
Of course.
I think that's a crappy way to do this angle.
Yeah.
But then against the bellers.
And we can't get them.
We can't find them a decent angle.
So we can do little people appreciation night.
And then have hornswalk on Caitlyn come out.
They bring back a little Haiti member, a little Mr. Team.
They turn him into a little Haiti.
Oh, my favorite was little books.
Speaking of things of that nature,
did you see that there's a brand new documentary that logo is showing about glow?
Oh, yeah, it's very, very good.
Watch it last night.
What do you think I've got to bring about the little bookie man?
I don't know what happened there.
That was awesome.
Not a lot of Jerry.
I wanted to shout out to Shabby, and I'll real quick because
Really?
What?
Fondango just put a possible spoiler in the room.
I mean, you're going to need the mic for a minute.
for a minute really okay so JBL I want to send just one thing to you JBL because he was
talking about the shield and said they were the best three band tag team since the free
bird let me tell you something sir what do not ever use the words free birds and the shield
in the same sentence unless you're talking about their favorite burrito restaurant ever well
this is a visual but here's your free bird right here yeah just like if you were a double
chance if you go to a go-mo show and you yell free bird they will give you a fryer no
because I did it awesome I want to do that well that's what they're here today yeah
tonight's the house show that's probably where some of the the empire is out there in
form worth little bogey man turned into horn swargo but don't say it so you could bring it back
if you want to do it I like the shield though I'm a fan and so we have the big I like the shield
too but I'm not putting them in the same sentence the free birds well they know the gear
but I mean they're they're they're they're I tell you what they're so far they're on the road
they're on the road I'm not putting them above and here's my thing they're on the road don't add
anybody else just let them be don't add anybody else and so we had the the quote unquote
footage with Brock Lesnar and Hayman at WWE headquarters is there anybody in America that
bought that as Triple H's office heck no that was a broom closet that was like the setup in
this video is nicer than the one that was in the H's office there's like a world title which
if you noticed that world title belt had no name on it yeah and a and a sledgehammer hanging
on the wall really I mean K Faber now come on try yeah how about try just try and the wall
was being thin because when they've put something through the wall like a hole through the wall
and it was just like a WWE logo on the wall I was like really like trash a car and say it's his
car but don't make it a you go I love how I love how the first WWE fell off it was just like
oh speaking of things of nature and cars and things of that we've mentioned on this show I don't
know if you've heard doc but Steve Austin has his own podcast now oh no it's called the Steve Austin
show this past he does Tuesdays and Thursdays and they've done nine episodes the six million
dollar man right no stone cold oh ham not lead majors okay well this past episode is part one
of his interview with Kevin Mash no it's very very good I did know how he calls Kevin Mash
one of his best friends in the business it's kind of like when the six million dollar man
one of them gets big foot right they they pretty much they actually went they actually traveled
together for years in his diesel days we'll travel but they've like rented cars and drove places
they've been apparently one night they were just bored right on the road I know what you're in cars
they won't play three hundred miles with the wall you don't have to define travel I get it at
this point with you yes I do only had four I've only had four beers now one more
everybody has to be one of my favorite beers always tell them the fifth one you know
some more out there there's a man drinking his fifth beer at that point you will have to
exploit travel but I will know check the number four check out the first the first interview
he did was a Sean Michaels and that was pretty good this one with Kevin Nash it's only part one
and it's very very good to check it out I will but some of the episodes are very wheels off like
you actually died when we write up his alley some of the stuff yeah all right I'm in very wheels off
as fond of the f-bomb as semi-all Jackson and bringing back rolling over f-bomb yeah
I love semi-all Jackson somewhere right now there's a man talking about my podcast
they just feel so good to say it
we crack one open to you there sir
impact news James storm has suffered a great injury here as a torn lower abdomen and
ligament damage we don't know how long he's going to be out he said he went and saw a doctor yesterday
morning but we have no follow-up on that so let's talk impact
we have a bit of a situation
that's a situation um and I didn't notice this until I did some more research
somebody said something to Christy Hemmy on Twitter
yeah about Austin areas yeah because he waited his junk in her face
what did well yeah he did and the animal kingdom that's what we call presenting
right I mean it's literally what it and her response was that it was very inappropriate and
there's been no response from TNA I didn't notice it until I read about it and she responded on
Twitter so Austin let's tap the break a little bit son but here's a question as Doc likes to say
why does TNA constantly turn Taz into a wacky when they brought him in he was a wacky for the
man event mafia now he's a wacky for aces and eight they don't know what he has his great on
his own just let him beat an announcer he can't go but let's let's call us that's called for what it
is the dude can't go because he's got his his neck and his back are shot right but to have
him be especially to be buffer raise laki Taz is best on the mic he's a great right but just let
him be an announcer I agree let him be an announcer why does your announcer why are we trying to
turn him into bishop when he was on nitro there's no need for this I agree I wholeheartedly agree
because Mike today and this other just Todd something or other whoever he is not that great buddy
I think it's open the checkbook and get shivani thank you for ring time for velvet's guide
she looks great this week she does have you been to the new website she's on my lemonade card now
she got bumped up you need to go there's a new knockout's website oh she's she can bumped up to number three on
my lemonade card let's just say go to the website okay great pictures all right you're not going to
convince me that christie him he created that didn't happen okay I will not convince you the
Kenny King who is your current ex division champion oh don says we had to do yeah because he's right
because we are talking about
there's a cave you live in a cave there I like it Kenny King your current ex division
champion comes out and you know how like when the wrestlers come out and they put their Twitter
hand Twitter handles and stuff but put their Twitter wear if you don't I mean
so it's a cool scenario he's a King's Twitter handle still has the A and X on the end of it
and if you know what that is it's from a tag team called the Almighty Express which he was in an ROH
which was a very big sticking point because he had a verbal agreement with ROH and then told
him to go pound sand when he went to TNA so I think it's kind of weird that that's still part of his
Twitter handle probably legal thing I'm surprised it hasn't come up I'm just saying I'm actually
calling it from impact with both impact I mean Smackdown was more eventful for in than impact
which is a sad week but speaking of Smackdown Houston we have a problem
at the Smackdown taping Tuesday night and if you notice the Ziegler match did not take long
because apparently in this match Ziegler has suffered a concussion yeah there was a
botch gonna be on botch mania and it's given him a retrograde amnesia and he has said that
he cannot remember Monday into Tuesday so the question now becomes we've got a paper view in a
week and Dawn I'm gonna have you do some research and give me some corrections on this but if I'm
not mistaken the company line is if you have been diagnosed with a concussion you are out of
action for a minimum of two to three weeks that's company policy this reeks of vicking Guerrero
I bet the cougars got something to do with all this because it's got a number two tiger
so the question becomes like easy of course you can't remember Monday on Tuesday
how does this how does this affect next Sunday do you vacate the title do you postpone the match
I'm sure those creative geniuses over there will think of something if I'm in creative here's
what I do I'm going to make you in a minute to further the Ziegler heel heat no Vicki makes
him a bokeh kid would have to be bokeh kid to Smackdown makes him vacate the title which will
push his heel miss even more and then have the latter match that schedule have it be Del Rio versus
Swagger this is a rematch from resume anyway but I think that I think that would work I said
we give it to Rob Vandam and JBL has announced the next mountain he's going to climb will be
a mid August as he climbs Mount Whitney but he will not be climbing the mountain alone he's
climbing it with Michael Cole oh the possibilities I read that now I went I'm sorry did I just
wake up in bizarre work now first of all I fully admit that I am hyper critical of Michael Cole
this isn't like Mount Whitney from like Whitney the TV show is it he's going to climb Whitney
Cummings that is that is a tough mountain um a bit bony for my taste yeah you know not a fan of her
but if he does this because first of all if you know anything about what JBL is doing he's doing this
for a children's charity in Brumutal where he lives oh I did not know that this is a charity thing
okay so I'm Michael Cole's going to do this props the Michael Cole but let me tell you something
son you better be able to hang because of the because JBL is doing these climbing
seven peaks on all seven continents in one year oh that's a bit here oh really okay I applaud him
them and he's raising awareness for a children's charity but Lord knows there's nothing to
hang on to on Whitney Cummings nothing on there she creeps me out but if Michael Cole does this
not a main on the bone number one you better keep up and number two if you reach the summit
you might get a one week reprieve for me I'm just saying also said to return this week he returned
to how show last night sincara without talent and someone hasn't died yet he's going to kill
somebody it's just a countdown to show somebody yeah so but he said on Twitter he was clear to
come back this week so you'll probably see him on smackdown this week so there's that he's going to
kill somebody that's probably gonna be mysterious well raise him back first right and the company
is trying to edge him out the door why because he's a liability also sincara no but I think
ray from a health standpoint's more of a liability sincara just liability to everybody else oh
although they're just stealing stuff let's talk smackdown so that was the Guerrero's oh I
they cheat you're right you're right I'm my bad at the Guerrero's speaking of the Guerrero's or
I was watching that glow documentary the other Guerrero was the head trainer for the Guerrero that
nobody ever talks about he was the head trainer for glow I'm telling you do go see if
if logo's re-showing it or if you can find on Netflix or something it's called what the history
of the Guerrero is the rest of the day very well done it'll make you sad in a couple of spots
I've explored the amount of fiji's kind of she's kind of confined to a bed in nursing home now
I've had it yet no but they do talk to ivory I just want to see the hot chicks I'm going to
just fat you know but they do I like ivory I mean it was cool she was Tina Ferrari glow
so I'm watching did you want to talk to you do you watch smackdown no I actually I went out to
happy hour and then I I definitely not smackdown yeah well it could have been you know I was hit
I was one of these things and then of course last night I actually went out too so I didn't have
time to catch up almost smackdown sorry mom apparently furthering this bit we're doing with
mark Henry where he's breaking world records he toes to semi trucks without beds on him just the
rigs and still the whole time in the background I'm hearing like these guys like you this is
the best thing you're like you're gonna do it and I'm like when did mark Henry get hype men
and then I realized it was the prime time players and I would never mind oh okay so it's like
the flavor flavor flavor yeah yeah I just man well it's kind of cool I mean because he actually is
he can do that stop yeah but if you're gonna talk like a world record can we at least have
some Guinness people there no I'm not already being done no two semis well depends on what he's
pulling up he was pulling two semis that don't which body part oh man well you know I don't
know I didn't see the show I got to ask Rob I don't don't says that you know don't says
they had to take an impact test not the wrestling 72 hours after the injury by a real life doctor
if they pass they can wrestle if not they have to wait three more days to take another test
and they get and each one of them gets each one of them annually gets a concussion test regardless
everybody has to go through my mate who is dead precious wants it's Ziggler there he is
I do want to give credit to my goal to share his Michael Chloe used the word resilience
and didn't put E on the end for him so thank you my really and if you talk when you go back
and watch the back down when you're watching the main events are we gonna take that just
I'm watching it because I know you're you wouldn't you're the only ones that do but I know
apparently where I guess are we trying to turn Josh heels into a Josh Matthews into a heel
announcer because that ain't no work someone's got to play devil's advocate that's why you have
JBL that's why you have JBL he's learning because JBL's gonna go climb some out
oh I hope not just Matthews is terrible at it and when did and I'm gonna spoil it's for you
I apologize I had a ton of school when did throwing a guy into the post to become a disqualification
they were still in the guy in the post but when did it become a DQ and never has been it
it is this week who threw who in the DQ oh I don't know ever in the main event
remember because it was so horrible the right back I want to say it was Frenchy through
Orton into the post or something whoever with the main event there's there's a thing about this
with the with the Orton thing well they've already said an extreme rules match for next
Sunday well now there's something going forward which I'll talk to you about off the air
there's something else that's going on okay I actually read something forward and I'm like oh
not supposed to know that so that's that's wrestling talk let's get into movie talk because we're
running a little bit short on time we are yeah because of you stream started cutting us off
at the two hour mark where we had now uh one thirty three oh plenty of time
we always start to show with box office numbers like you get to that forgot to get to the
website for that from our friends at box office mummojos since the show is on Sundays
we're going to Jericho Riber that was the match at Riber Riber Riber right back through Jericho in the post
has done Friday and slip I understand what you did don't do that in the chat no no you didn't
admit that no I know one of that since the show is on Sundays we give you the weekend box office
numbers uh nobody drops out of the top I know coming out of the top ten this week thankfully
scary movie five oh hey here's the worst one the place beyond the pines I think it's a five
but I do know a chick who's in scary movie five though she's very very attractive oh good for her
you know get more work in the waitins brothers uh ten places we get in dropping two from number eight
after going back into the top ten as the great and powerful your ten to place movie this week
make it less than a million dollars eight hundred and two thousand dollars it's been a one
for a two hundred and fifteen million dollars it's still is not made it's budget back domestically
ninth place dropping seven from two is the is mud start all right all right all right
take a shot two point three million dollars for a three week total of eight million dollars
we don't have a budget listed for that well it's him roll around and mud i mean come on how much is
that's his name or really no i bet you with a movie named mud with him and they're all all right
all right it's gonna be in the mud number eight and that's the budget number eight dropping two
slots is the big wedding making two point five million dollars oh three week total of eighteen
million dollars thirty five million dollar budget kids seven place the crudes drops from five to seven
another three point six million for them for an eight week total of a hundred and seventy three point two
million dollars congratulations on that because they've waked see the bear budget good for them
my heralds is good ours good flick i just i i watch on cable one of those i though i do have
Abraham Lincoln vampire hunter on my DVR right now oh okay let's begin with the thing i watch
yesterday with that killing Lincoln documentary that Tom Hanks narrated very good very good
very much enjoyed that actually watch it very good movie last night but i'll talk to you about it
one more time well well after the list absolutely uh number four oblivion the time the time the
time cruising will be three point nine million dollars for a four week total of eighty one
million dollars it is now two thirds of the way to its budget cut fifth place dropping two
spots from the fifty bronze medal is forty two four point seven million dollars for you five
week total it is over doubled its budget good flick i do want to see it flick fourth place
because Chad get enough of this guy Tyler Perry presents peoples four point eight yes good
four point eight million dollars it's on a fifteen million dollar budget well someone's please explain to
me the allure of the Tyler Perry flex he's Oprah proved that's all he knows he's Oprah proved
right once you get Oprah proved you make money so it's a bunch of brainwashing pretty much
yeah uh Don said he saw the great gaspied the press screening was long but he had it had great
special effects the best lordman great soundtrack too yeah but that that that's not on the trailer
which is filter doing happy together hmm not on the soundtrack hmm that's not good though when he
just just good special effects and then nothing to it you know like
good story plot oh he has it he has all of them yeah well it's one of the things for everybody
knows what the plot it's just another remake this movie's been read down in retainer gain
that just so paying a game drop from the silver medal of the bronze medal five million
dollars for a three week total of forty one million dollars it has almost doubled its budget
the four mentioned great gaspy comes in second who with fifty one point one million dollars
Wow, that's opening week because that's Leo could not beat Iron Man 3 Iron Man 3 makes another 72.5 million dollars
Good, it's it's now $284 million dollars in two weeks
That's $200 million. Wow, so good an apparently
Downey is in negotiations about Avengers 2 mm-hmm right do not let him not be in that film
I'm just saying them from what I've read he is mainly negotiating not just for himself
But for the cast but for the every other member of the Avengers team
Yeah, Don says that great gas be seen a lot like move on Rouge and you can tell cuz same director
But he is yet to follow the book very well
So it does
Speaking of superhero movies, does anybody seen this new one sheet from MSQ?
Which one there's been four of them in the last three one where he's flying up to the S there's been four different ones in the last three days that they'd put out
All right, Chad I'm gonna let you handle this next item
Go for it Chad. Why you oh, okay, okay? Yeah, there's got to play this song again
Isn't this like five weeks in a row pretty much?
We have a celebrity death
We go across the we go across we all all the way across to our remote location
Undisclosed shows outside the Tampa Hilton with Chad
We lost this is
This is a legend. This is an icon. This is a pioneer in his field. You ain't lying
We lost the the great Ray Harry housing and for those of you who don't know who Ray Harry house somebody
You better check your movie history books this man put King Kong on the Empire State building the original the original King Kong
He was involved with the these actions
Yeah, we'll go ahead keep on I mean, I mean the the list of things he's been involved
I know what what really got most people's attention was his work on like the sinbed films Jason and the
Argonauts saw those of the drive in with my dad. I was like
Cool, I saw Jason and the Argonauts in my elementary
Yeah, yeah, they showed us in bed the eye the tiger and the in all end of hell
I saw it at the drive in with my problem
probably
his biggest exposure to modern day audiences
The most recent major film that he did nothing most people would know it goes back quite a ways
He did clash with the Titans. Yeah, let's all go say clash with the Titans
The the remake or the original I love the original. Oh, yeah
I don't even acknowledge the remake really
Yeah, but you wouldn't saw the sequel the theater. No, I did not I thought you did no, I saw the remake in theaters
He's the reason we believe those movies. I thought you saw the second one in the theater because we had that crappy 3D
That was the first that was the the first remake not the I saw a class clash not wrath. Oh, okay
Have the market Troy, but boy. We are very in the lead on this guy, but
Just a true genius
What this guy brought to the table? I mean he had people in 1933 freaking out thinking that Kong was a real monkey
You know it was a good monkey. It was a good monkey
My I mean all those films might a joe young son of Kong
Pretty much anything that had stopped motion animation that had back east from 50,000 phad. Yes, I mean all that old stuff. It was all hairy housing. You know, and
The man will be deeply missed by that
You will be Mr. It was a great his movies back then look better than sci-fi movies look today. Yeah
It's just amazing. Oh, yeah
You would know because last night I watched rise at the dinosaurs. Let me tell you it was a thinker and I loved it
So Shane black is your current director for the Iron Man franchise directing Iron Man 3
He's already announced his next project see what I did there
I do
He is going to co-write and direct a movie based on comic property doc savage
Is he going to go with a doc savage in the fearless five version or do we know early stages
Docs savage is eight an old comical character. I know but again much like Iron Man
He doesn't have any powers. He's just really really smart
I went to the original movie doc savage man of bronze again at the drive in
Back then
Drive it's brand new one and four worth open this past week. Yep. Oh, I heard this past week
But I'm on board with Docs savage. I love the storylines love the characters
I can't wait
You also have it announced at this week
Tom Cruise has signed on for mission impossible five
Your front runner for the director because as we know they changed directors in every film
Brian the Palma directed their original did you not is I right on that job who directed M I too
M I three
Was it three or four that was JJ wasn't it? JJ did three four was the guy that did the incredible
Right bird red bird so small. He's going to try to prove he's straight
Probably because that is crazy
Well Jack Reacher's director Christopher McCquarie is the front runner
You know what? I do want to watch that movie though. I've heard good things about it
Yeah, just the well unless you read the book and then of course, it's kind of hard to believe that
Tom Cruise is playing up. It's like find the same token if you read angels and demons or the
Devinci code it's hard for me to take Tom Hanks as well and line it. Brian
So
Or rising sun for tell the other reasons. Yeah, I start so
There's that's you also have a brand new musical hitting Broadway next year
Starring Tom Cruise
I
Rocky the musical squash a necker
Actually, this Bobcat go-thuit is rocky
Get to the chop up
Rocky the musical hits Broadway next year. It is actually already happening in Germany and apparently doing very well
Oh, so you've seen it doc
It's awesome, but here's what I have to say no iron sky, but it's also got so I still have to see that
It's fantastic. I have two words
David Hasselhoff, okay
Because we love Hasselhoff slim Whitman as well the German
Should we loosen France any blows up aliens brains? France can have Jerry Lewis we'll take Hasselhoff
Oh, do you God Jurassic Park 4 has been delayed indefinitely?
I think that's a good thing
I think they've got the wrong direction, but it was gonna write the story. I mean, you know Spielberg's gonna be involved
Please not directed. They didn't write it. Criting didn't write three
And it showed but I thought three what you were enjoyable the two
We have Star Wars news for you episode seven is officially going to film in the UK to the surprise of pretty much nobody
But there are rumors that your next bond film will not be filmed at the time with
That's actually because of the whole world
Just say it
It's all going to mean the green room anyway with Star Wars who cares where it could be filmed at my house
And anyway, it would look fantastic
They filmed at my house, but you know what else could be done at your house a theme song for this show
That's what you know they were they did film the majority of the prequel trilogy in Australia
Yes, that's nicer Sydney, I believe how come they haven't done the further adventures of Greedo
I thought that was greenlit like it could be called. I really didn't shoot first
Or you can have Michael J. Fox and be Greedo. Well, Greedo's version the movie is called Han the Bastard
We know how that story in
300 rise of an empire has been pushed back from August of this year to March of next year out
That can't be good because you're going from the summer movies season to the season where the studios
All their crappy movies like couldn't get the pecs to look right
You know it wasn't gay enough, which is not a bad thing. I can enjoy that sort of thing. So there we go
Pictures have surfaced. It is official. Yep, Megan Fox will be April O'Neill in Ninja Turtles
They were showing her like on a trampoline or something. I mean, no, what I saw is she was
What's going to trampoline really many trampolines
Look, they a little bit giant saw was a scene where I guess she's been she's been fired from the news station
She works for carrying out her box of stuff and I've seen her where she's holding a microphone wearing a hoodie
She got her stunt double next to her. Does she like palton jump up and down because that I would like to see Michael
Very don't screw this up and apparently they've changed the name back to teenage mutant ninja turn out here
The Ellie thing is out
If you remember the 80s television show the equalizer
Really, that is coming to the big screen starring Denzel Washington why being directed with Antoine
Fouquois and directed him in training day first we got iron side with Blair now. I got the equalizer of Denzel
You might not see the connection here the only reason that I want to see this is because I want to see Jay Farrow
Make fun of it on Saturday night live
I would argue what you're right
You see that he does the best in so Washington does
He is very underrated
Because like his LL is hilarious. You know, it's too bad. He's doing it because right now
You know, sorry live. We'll not make fun of Obama and he's the best Obama in person
He does it right now. He has a great Obama. You know, especially since Fred Armisen doesn't want to do it
Well, you know SNL that they still get we must make fun of Republicans regardless of its phone
You're not even though we have a guy who can do the best Obama person nation. We're not and it will close to co-star
Chloe great Maretz wasn't she in
Was it heard that was in man on fire with him?
Was that Dakota fanning?
That guy was Dakota fan
Let us move on right now because we have Avengers two news
I heard about this. I am a girl. It has been confirmed and
Casting sheets have gone out for Scarlet Witch and Quit Silver
But not the vision
But I also saw this week. There's a promo up. There's going to be a one episode preview
Memorial Day weekend for the new Avengers series. It's gonna be on Disney XD
It's from the soundtrack
It's from the Avengers soundtrack. It's called a new way to believe I have an essence
Hmm the band from Little Rock
Oh, she is the whole band the rest of the world. Oh, that's true. That's just hard everybody else now. It's like it's like
Axel saying that's guns and roses. No, no, it's just you I actually saw the coming home
And even that since coming home Little Rock and it's just hard. It's like okay, I mean you're not pulling anybody
You came home. All right, but she's a pretty girl. The rest of us got I'm not knocking her she's she's talented
How a voice on her but he is a little I don't know who the rest of those guys in the band are because that you know
Anyway, so I
Scarlet Witch is one of my more famous favorite characters
Now what they've done to her in the magical red head
What they what they've done to her in the comics is kind of jacked up because apparently and I missed because I have the collected Avengers versus X men series
And I guess at one point
She cast a spell and wiped out half of the mutants on the planet
And so there's a lot of bad feelings towards her in the comics right now. Let's have dated this. I know the Scarlet Witch
I've dated this like what four times actually
So
Yeah, has a point
I guess it's been changed so many times
Moving new releases a movie called Francis Ha, which is a black and white film about a girl and her misadventures in the city
But that's not why you called this is why you called
God
Yay, dark trek into darkness. I am so excited if I don't have to work Saturday. This is happening
Now we have talked about and and I'm gonna coordinate with Julie this week
Have you seen this new Dolby at Miss thing this ETX and you're doing a North Park?
Now
128 channels
Okay, there's speakers in this ceiling
Okay, and it's it's basically what they're calling sound immersion. What how do you mix that
Lucasfilm does are skywalker rich. Oh, never mind. Okay. Yeah, you can do it. All right. There's an article on E
There's an article on EW
Yeah, there's an article on entertainment weekly's website where they talk about it and
Into darkness will be in that Dolby atmosphere. We were this close to doing Iron Man free this. We had to do the iMacs
Yeah, but I'm like we might want to give this a shot
John's gonna go see our don's gonna go see fast six on Tuesday night
Chad you might want to read it in the in the chat room
That's all I'm telling you
Oh, a new release is a sign off on that. I do have new release news the cabin in the woods just got released on the
Streaming for Netflix and I watched it. Oh, well, I was pretty hammered. Is it 2 a.m. Last night
I went I watched it from from 2 to 4. It was a delightful romp in the forest and um
Hi, that's about all I can say about without ruining it for people you haven't seen it. I was so pleasantly surprised
But I'm telling you the AL had a lot to do with it. Oh, let's let's keep moving because we're getting running short
I'm sure I can't wait. All right. DVD and blue right new releases this week
WrestleMania 29
I don't know if I'm gonna pick it up this week or not, but also the watchowski brother and sister
Movie cloud Atlas, which I've heard good things about it's a yeah the newest version of Texas chainsaw
The complete series for rosanne third rock from the sun and that 70 show all boxed up for it not together
in each one separately
the
horrible Lindsey low in Elizabeth Taylor thing
which is moving on and
Something that's going to work into tonight's list the criteria in collection does the original version of three 10 to human
So there's that we're gonna go ahead and move on go straight to tech corner chat, but you got
They've announced the next DLC character for uh for injustice yes, they have
Doc, you and you have to see this game. It's amazing
Because this week they released Lobo. I love Lobo really. Oh, yeah. Oh, I'm into that
They're coming Mr. Big for nothing. You know like hell. Yeah. I'm gonna. Okay. Well, I got to buy it now
and it's his his finisher. Wait what is his super move you got to see it and two skins packs one is the
The bad girls pack which is like so
Catwoman as just Selena Kyle a new a new skin for Harley
I mean you said new no, you heard what you wanted to hear
No, and I can't recall what he lives his life. I know and the I love it new. You're right
I do and the other pack the other pack was a teen tightness pack like they make cyborg look
Literally how he looks in the anime series also raven looks more like the anime series and
Slade I mean he's full blown slade but your next character is going to be back girl
I've seen a picture show looks pretty awesome. So teaser that they put together for this
They show still panels from the killing joke and they've lead up to it's payback time
So when they release back girl as DLC they're releasing a killing joke skins pack
And you put the joker in the Hawaiian shirt with the camera around his neck and in the trailer
They show Barbara beaten the fool out of him with that outfit on so I thought that was very
She's not yet another redhead I dated
Let's go to the list cuz the street lights on oh
I'll sign off on that okay, okay, just say
We'll go get every show we end with a list that we talked about the criteria in collection a little while ago
If you don't know what the criteria in collection is this is a company that does certain films and they do these
Hoover special additions the very first one I ever owned was for chasing Amy
I have a few of them on laser originally it was creative for laser disc
And I wanted to stay away from
Like the Star Wars stuff for this torch. I want to stay away from that. This is because my list tonight is
Movies the criteria in collection needs to do versions of
Because a lot of if you go to the criteria in collection website
They're doing a lot of foreign films that nobody's ever heard of
It's the two that I want and they're out of print I found out
Robocop and silence of the lambs
They're both out of print because I don't even gonna do my blower right. It makes me sad
Number 10 money Python on the quest for the holy grail God
What if you just go rent something that you like from criteria and like they do one for the rock
They do it for Armageddon
Anything by Kira Sawa pretty out if they do an amazing job on their stuff and they always do a specialized covers for stuff
It's they do great job
You got some they we apparently apparently they did
They did spiral tap criteria. Yes. Yes. I didn't know that. Oh, yeah, the spawn time one's great
I've actually seen a I need to get that
But I think the criteria and one is the blue ray special edition is pretty much everything was on the criteria
Yeah, the reason I want the silent stuff is because of all those FBI interviews
They do they talk to pro-filer's and stuff
Number nine toy story no brainer
Anything by Disney the first one no there's no Disney that's done by credit
It's probably never gonna have but the only the first one because of the
Yeah, because of everything it's set up
Number nine or eight. I'm sorry psycho tape a leaf. They've done a couple of other hitchcock films
But they have not done psycho
Or the birds
Yeah, that's not kind of amazing number seven
Memento I like Memento a great film apparently there's the special edition
Yeah, you can actually do it so it does everything in order
I think that's what I thought really because if you don't want Memento is it was Christopher Nolan's first major film
It's basically everything's told in reverse
This is about a guy who has short-term memory. He's trying to find who killed his wife
So he tattoos clues on himself and takes pictures and says it's good flick
Number six
Ryle and home
They did a criterion collection of they've done some music stuff. They did a beasty voice
Where like it's called hey man. I shot this yeah, yeah, no, that's not that it's just a video
That's sorry. I'm wrong. I'm wrong. They didn't do it was it's very ADD looking that a hey man
Yeah, this is no the BC voice entity was that was their video anthology. Correct. You're in it
So I'd like to see that happen another movie that you know, there's three movie ones in a row yellow submarine
That's a no-brainer right we need we need it true. We defeated if
Blue ray of this thing
They they released one, but I don't think he was in depth enough. No, no, and the menus weren't even as good as the original
DVD release you're next to the one on this list dude
You're for you. You're for you. You're for you enough for a guy
It's just signed in the times even though we never happened
But it's because the DVD itself has never gotten a release in this country
Princess Seminole concert film was only the closest it got was a release in Canada
I had to get it in a more than a laser disc. Yeah
They've never done an actual DVD release of sign of the time. Why is that I don't know? Well because it wasn't you are you are all things purple
So he well it was released through Santaplex Odeon, which was an offshoot of MCA universal not food Warner Bros
Warner Bros didn't want to release it
Because he had he had kind of
Destroyed his their faith in him with the cherry moon well
Love that movie number three. I don't one of my favorite movies of all time
Bridge over the room quiet. That's another one I can't believe hasn't been done
I went through the entire website and looked at all over
I think there was over 400 movies they've done
Not in there. Wow. There's another one. There's another one of his I would put on there too is Lawrence
But see Lawrence has been devised and done so much with Lawrence. I was kind of like what else could you do?
They've done quite a bit with river quiet Lawrence to Arabia
Number two
movie that for some reason Quentin won't do a special petition of
Pope fiction yeah
To me given what criteria does that's a no-brainer and they do a lot of mirror max stuff
And he's done no he's done knows no
Criterious remember Quentin has never done a commentary track on it. He sure these he could tell
The closest he did was when he did the cut the that one commentary track he did with Robert Rodriguez for from Dustle Dawn
I
Don't get that I just don't get why filmmakers get that way
I don't know cuz he's one that it ain't like he don't like to talk no kidding you can't shut him up
I'm still waiting for my commentary track for Zach and Neary
That was supposed to be beady live. I like his whole commentary on top gun
Oh from sleep with me. I love that
If you've never seen we've called said you know that whole move that whole movie is improved. Oh, I know
It's an old movie called sleep with me where he does a monologue about how top gun is really about one man's grip with his own
It's greatness you can be my wing man anytime
It's it's quit. It's it's pure Quentin Tarantino and number one
I know they've done multiple special additions with the blue ray. Do we need another one really?
Criterion would do the first godfather film or let Criterion do godfather talk to me for television
That's going
Because that's never been released digitally
Even on laser disc they didn't do
The
The movie made for television
The only way you get it's an old you would have to have taped it off of your TV
Yeah, the only way that you would have it
Period because it would not release on home video either
So I'm not sure what's going on there, but that's the list good list there. Thank you, sir
That means you have to list next the next week
Actually, we're not gonna do a list next week because we'll be at
We'll be live at the fox in town
You just blew my mind what it's a prince track called movie star oh
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