The Clubhouse – Episode 36

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It is Saturday night. It is 8 o'clock on the east coast. It is 5 o'clock on the west coast.
It is the 24th of March in the year of our Lord 2012, which means it is season 2, episode
36 of the clubhouse. We welcome each and every one of you individually whether you are listening
to us live right here on Ustream whether you are listening in the archive on Ustream or whether
you are listening on your portable device. We don't care how you listen, we're just
glad you're listening. I am Rob. Joining me as he does each and every Saturday night and
has done so for quite some time now. He is Chad. I am darn happy to be here sir. Keep
talking sir, I'm sure you're there we are. Is that better? That's much better. Okay.
I do make adjustments here. Been looking forward to this. It feels like it's been a long
week. Yeah, very, very long week. It is a very rare occasion that we will interrupt a theme
song for our rotating per chair. But tonight is one of those occasions that I have to interrupt
the theme song. Because this may be the first time in the history of this show that we've
had someone in the studio who has a vocal that I have in my collection. You are currently
hearing the greatness of the Gobo's version of Hotel California. Trust me, I had to look
through the entire catalog to find something I could actually use. Yeah, I'm sure that
wasn't a show. Joining us on the show for the first time ever and we're glad we got
him. You know him, you love him, you can't live without him. He is John Halzer, but we
call him Doc. They're all welcome Doc. Thank you. Glad to be here. I heard a loud pop
and then nothing. Well, I bought some new wires for the microphones. So I'm trying to
have I'm making adjustments kind of on the fly here. You have to beat towns in moment
right now. I can't hear you. No, I really can't hear you. I just like. This is one long
feedback loop. But that currently involved in a band I like to call chemical tree. That's
what we like to call it too. Yeah. Along with numerous others out there. What do you don't
like to call it? Along with other numerous projects. Yeah. He's always got something going on.
He's almost as bad as me with extra curricular acting. Yeah, no kidding. Yes, on the plate right
now is chemical tree. We're writing for the second record. You can check it out at chemicaltree.com.
And on Facebook, because I follow you on Facebook. Yeah, I'm also the transcendence. Remember
the progressive metal. Yes. We're actually in the midst of recording. Oh, really? So we're not
just going to re-release the album. We're doing new stuff. We're doing new stuff. Yeah, it's going
to be 15 songs. Everything else that record will be coming out next fall. I'm going to
agree get my copy of the of the Meridian project. Yeah, I don't have to tell me I've got like,
I still have like about 200 copies at my house. So we'll see you in a couple of weeks. That's true,
yeah. As always, we start the show with corrections. By the way, this guy was in town last night.
Colin. Hey, Colin. Hey, was Colin. Hey, was in town last night at the Grenada. I don't
remember where he was, but good friend of the show, Chris Randall called me. He's like, hey,
man, you want to go? I'm like, dude, I'm working. You texted me three days ago and it's
the same thing. I would be willing to wait here with Bobby at the Grenada or the Lakewood or something.
Something of its ill. I bet that every time he comes in town, he does the Grenada. It doesn't
be the peri Saturn of Australian music. Yeah, pretty much. That would joke with over so many people's
heads. It's okay. As long as we understand what's important. I got it. I got it. We have a couple
of corrections from last week's show one on me, one on Chad. We'll start with Chad. Chad was talking
about a lawsuit over varsity blues. It was not over varsity blues. It was actually over a movie
called the program with James Conn. The great James Conn. And basically what happened there,
if you saw the film like I did, the night it opened because that was the only way you were going to see
this. Really? Does that see that right? There was a scene where a bunch of the kids,
that's almost those 20 years ago next year, varsity blues. No, the program. We'll probably both.
No, varsity blues was until I moved out here. James Conn, Halle Berry, Omar Epps, Craig
Shefford, Christie Swanson, Joey Lauren Adams. Oh, really? Yeah, we're all in the program. But
there was a scene where the kids were out laying in the street on the stripes and the cars were going
by and somebody tried to emulate it and died. So it was the program, not varsity blues, that they
sued over. Okay. And the correction on me was we were talking about NWA last week. And I was talking
about a documentary about UMTV reps. It was not about UMTV reps. It was about NWA themselves. It was
called the world's most dangerous band, I think. And it was on VH. It's a VH1 rock doc. Still very
good. Because it talks about how they formed. Because not a lot of people know that Dr. Dre was not
always gangster. No, he did. He was one half of what invented the cabbage patch. Yes. And I
have that in my collection. So, but check that. It's still checking out. It's a great documentary
about NWA. So let's start with a little NASCAR, shall we?
I saw a picture of him today that made me laugh out loud. Who? Head field. Head field.
It's a picture. You know how people will put pictures up. At first I was like this. But then I was
like this. They show a picture of Hitfield. Like in his, you know, in the glory days of Metallica,
thrown up the devil horn signs and everything. And then I was like this and it shows him walking out
arm and arm with his woman carrying an arm money bag or something. Oh yeah.
Like wow. They have become everything they despised. It is so funny.
Let's talk about the food city 500 last Sunday. Your top 10 finishers are as follows. Number 10
in the now mowing Menards Chevrolet Paul Menard. How do you change? I don't know. Number nine,
Jimmy Johnson, five time, five time, five time, five time champion in the Lowe's cobalt tool Chevrolet.
Number 48. Number eight, one Montoya. You killed my father with your paper to die.
In the target number 42 Chevrolet. So Chevrolet is the top Chevrolet has
looks like five of the top 10 finishers. But it's six to ten. Number seven goes to Jamie McMurray
and the number one Chevy McDonald's car. Number six goes to Jeff Burton in the number 31
BB and C Chevrolet. Fifth place to Brian Vickers in the Aaron's Dream Machine number 55 Toyota.
Clint Boyer in another Toyota for five hour energy. Number 15, he's in fourth place. Silver
medal goes to Martin Truex Jr. in the Napa Auto Parts Toyota number 56. Matt Kenseth comes in
second with the silver medal with the number 17 Best Buy Ford. So Best Buy getting a little love.
They do something where like if he if he wins like they do something for like people that are
rewards on members. Oh really? Yeah. And your winner last weekend in the Miller light number two
Dodge Brad keselowski. So that is your top 10 finishers at the Food City 500. Your point
standings right now. The number number 12 spot right now goes to Jeff Burton who goes up three
places. Jimmy Johnson with his finish on Sunday jumps 12 spots. Good Lord number 11. Paul Menard
up one to number 10. Joey Lugano stays right where he is at nine Clint Boyer jumps six places.
To number eight Tony Stewart stays where he is at seven. Dale Earnhardt Jr. drops two.
Denny Hamlin also drops two while Martin Truex Jr. jumps four. Matt Kenseth up to but still
your top Tuesday right where they are. Kevin Harvick is nine points behind Greg Biffle. Where's Richard
Petty? I haven't heard he's no longer a NASCAR. He is the king but he's no longer a NASCAR. So
Jules has stopped in. Hello Jules. Hello dear. Hi Jules. This week we have the Auto Club 400 at the
Auto Club Speedway. Oddly enough. Good place to have the Auto Club for them. In Fontana which
I invented soda. It's a fun part of Montana actually. The fun part of Montana. Where you drink your
fantasies in Montana. Yeah. But this is um I like the orange one. You got your Sprinkup series
tonight and then tomorrow is of course your. You know it's nice nationwide tomorrow with Sprinkup
and that's in California. Also known as the California Speedway. Like I said you want in
depth NASCAR. Cody's your guy. He did a show this past sunday. I'm sure he'll do one again tomorrow.
I'm going to be checking it out on archive tonight as I am getting the show uploaded to our server.
Make sure you check out our website www.theclubhousewithrobyncody.com or you can go to our store and get
you some shooing. We've had some new new items over the last few weeks. Thank you to Cafe Press
for hosting that for us. We are your one-stop shop. I'm going to change the slogan this week because
I was thinking about it. Two wordy. The slogan? Yeah you know one your one-stop shop for all
things blah blah blah blah. Uh-huh. Simplifying it. Your one-stop shop for all things sports and
entertainment. That's it. Okay. The sports pop culture pro wrestling just takes too long to set.
Now when you say sports entertainment automatically makes you think of no sports and entertainment.
You combine them you get wrestling and covers both. Say I may be dumb but I'm not stupid.
I never accused you of being either. You are brilliant brilliant man. It's like my mom
I used to tell me. Yeah. Fans of smash can rejoice. Season two has been greenlit by NBC for the
Katherine McFee Debra Messing and Jellike Houston Stanley Tucci. One of the chicks from
isn't he in this? No. I've been watching the show from the get who's the who's the the
balding dude then. Is that not Stanley Tucci? No. I'm not sure if there's a balding dude. Oh
oh the guy that's playing Angelica's ex. Sure. Oh gosh. He's a character actor. I you read. I
bet the only thing I can think of that you might know him from is from die hard with a vengeance. He
was the one that Simon said trying to butcher up by chewing on your glasses. I don't know what the
guy's name is. I'm trying to look it up right now on the deal. I think he's probably been on
several episodes of law and order but it's it's nobody that would really jump out at you. He's
not a really a name that you would know. Okay. I got nothing then. Good actor. He looks like
Stanley Tucci. That's what I'm rolling with. It is an excellent excellent show. And the McFee is hot.
When's the cat fight going to happen to him? McFee versus Monroe? That's I'm waiting for that moment.
Versus me. Did you want the chicks from wicked? I don't know who that is. They can help you. I think
is what our name is. Yes. I've been watching it. It's on great. I'm just waiting. It's all
building up. So you're watching it too? Yeah. I'm waiting for the cat fight. That's why I'm watching it.
I'm the manliest person in this studio right now. Dude, I'm serious. It really is a good show. You
need to put your bias aside. Dude, you've seen my DVR. Do I need any more new shows right now?
You're a 90% person. Jules says Ralph is his character's name. Okay. Whatever that is about right.
He always gets drinks thrown in his face by Angelica. So it's kind of like a devilish product
kind of thing? Well, he's just a jerk. He's just he's just making her life miserable and he won't
he's got all of their assets tied up in escrow while she's trying to produce this musical.
And she can't get any any of it get to any of the money that she's got in this relationship
because he's got it tied up in escrow. Props to the lifetime network. Amen to this. Finally,
yanking from their scheduled dance moms. Have you seen the clip they're talking about?
They actually showed this on the suit last week. She's trying to teach them a show girl's
type routine with the feathers and and they showed this on on the suit, but I'm like, this can't
be real. Yeah. Like fortunately it is. I thought it was a setup. I really thought it was a
setup. It was going to be on Tosh next week. And it, you know, doc who is a guy that that thrives
on shock value. I do. And this had to make you uncomfortable. It was it was very, very uncomfortable
even for me. I can't believe this show has gone this long because this show is uncomfortable.
Anything like this, toddlers and tears, anything of that ilk freaks me out. Like it just
I throw up a little bit of my mouth just to mere mention of it. So thank you lifetime for
finally getting on the floor every time I see stuff like carpet. It's not going to be careful.
It makes me physically ill when I see stuff like this. It just attracts the demographic which I
really can't say anything about because you've told me I can't say words like that. Thank you, sir.
And I appreciate that. I'm going to keep it to myself. I greatly appreciate that. I do have a
roll of decks of about seven things, but that's going to be zero. So just like a Parker Lewis can't lose
the roll of decks of excuses he pulls out of his jacket. Yeah, but I all the ones I've got a big zero
for your rub because none of them I can say. Oh, it's okey. Um, what is going on with the X factor?
Britney Spears want 20 million now. Apparently have they I read that Virgi has turned them down. I
didn't know that they'd reached out. I didn't. Yeah, I didn't know she was in the running.
And then Simon Calories has statement saying, well, I'm focused on finding new judges. I hope so
because you're fixing to go into auditions, sir. Uh-huh. I just man. What's the what? Didn't Billy
Corgan want to do something with this? Sure. Billy Corgan just started his own wrestling company. So
I don't know. He was actually approached by X factor for this. And when I heard there's some news
about the Eric Cartman of of lead singers. Yeah. Yeah. I'm not the only one that thinks that. Okay,
I'm so glad you all agree. And by the way, I was deeply, uh, I don't know exactly how I feel about
this because I noticed you don't have it on the run sheet, but it's something that I've been
following because you know about the whole thing with the rest of the development being picked up
by Netflix. Correct. And the river ended its run. So to speak on ABC this this past week.
They're talking about doing the exact same thing with them. Oh, taking the river to take the river to
Netflix. Uh-huh. I love the river. I loved it. I, yeah, I still, I've got the last episode to watch
on here, but I've been following it. It's a great. I like it. I loved it. Your job will hit the floor.
Your jaw will hit the floor when you get to the finale, dude. Really? Yeah. Cool. Oh, yeah.
Congratulations to the Hillary Duff.
You talk about when she was pregnant, she was pregnant. Nunt.
Like Jessica Simpson for like, oh, yeah. But, but she and former NHL player Mike
Comrie welcomed a son into the world by the name of Luca Cruz Comrie.
Seven pound six ounces. Both mother and baby are doing fine, according to their feed on Twitter.
So congratulations to her. And I didn't know she was with the Mike Comrie. Like I, what I said,
I was like, I know who that is. No, it's not. I was not aware of that.
She made a very good looking pregnant woman. I'll say this. She's a beautiful girl.
She is a beautiful girl. And inside the actor studio, going to be welcoming the cast of Glee.
Can't wait not to watch that. Wow. Oh, speaking of the things of that nature chat,
I don't know if you got your ticket master email the other day. I guess not.
June 26th, the American Airlines Center and mortal. It is going to come to Dallas.
Oh, that is the Michael Jackson Cirque de Soleil that I had the soundtrack for.
But I just got the email yesterday that that will be making one stop in Dallas.
I will still be hungover from Ramstein on May 22nd.
Yeah. So I will not be going to more than a month later.
Because Ramstein will have pummeled me that night. Three words. Exploding laser babies are part of
their act. And I'm sorry. I saw about Ramstein. I saw what I needed to know in their
bit on metal evolution. Yeah, I was just like, this is not normal. Like, this is not even close.
This is like, this isn't even resemble anything of normal ever. It's pure greatness.
No one was ever forget Ramstein.
Maybe the only time we have Ramstein talk on this show.
Everybody needs a little duos in their life. A duos mesh.
So no one will mortal. Yes, on Ramstein.
Still can't believe they're playing the American Airlines Center. Hell yeah.
Ramstein.
Have you seen their stage show?
I've seen their stage show, but couldn't they do?
You can't fit it. No, you can't.
Not like it. Nokia.
No, uh, a friend of mine went to the Las Vegas show.
And he says you could not fit that in Nokia.
You could barely do it at Starplex.
But I mean, the American Airlines is.
It's barely going to fit in there.
Wow. Wow.
It's elaborate.
Elaborate. He says every song there is something explode.
So it's, uh, yes.
It's at some point.
Audience members will explode.
No.
Here's a segue one week from tomorrow.
Hey, for the first WrestleMania 28 Fox and how in Richardson, Texas,
make sure you join us.
We will be doing the show live with Cody.
Cody's going to be back with us.
Uh, for a little reunion show for WrestleMania.
So we'll start at five o'clock central because it's a four-hour pay-per-view
that starts at six.
Get there early.
Central and Campbell in Richardson.
Let's do a little MMA news.
There's
found out today they are doing an ultimate fighter in Brazil,
which we thought would be the one we'd see on FX.
It is not because they are in Vegas.
But if you, uh, check out UFC.tv tomorrow,
you will be able to see the ultimate fighter Brazil on your computer.
Okay.
So there's that.
Also announced, uh, UFC 149 152 and 154.
All going to take place in our neighbors to the North.
America's hat in his Canada.
I just got back in there.
It's very cool up there.
That's how you were up there recently.
Would you like to share with the kids what you were up there for?
The most interesting.
Oh, yes, it was actually for work.
I was teaching a class up there.
Uh, the subject matter will remain unnamed.
However, uh, what's most interesting about it?
You know how in Dallas, you see everything's in English and in Spanish.
Well, up there, everything is literally in English and French.
Yes.
I mean, I mean, uh, street.
No, where were you in Canada?
I was in Toronto.
Oh, yeah, so you were in Quebec.
Every Montreal.
Montreal.
No, no, I was in Toronto, which is in Montreal.
No, it's in Toronto.
No, it's in Ontario.
Ontario, that's the good thing.
Come on.
Get your geography off the street.
No, so everything's in French, which is really cool because actually,
I remember those words from back in which I haven't used in my high school.
So did you get to go to Stamachitas?
No, but I did get to go to a bunch of cool places.
There actually isn't really one thing that Toronto does because it's such an
international city.
Keep asking, so where do you go eat?
Well, uh, isn't there a Don Cherries there, though?
A Don Cherries sports form?
Yes, there is.
Because he is the U of the NHL.
We actually went to a place that had a two-story foot or as a two-story tall TV.
Nice.
Um, and it was, and it was inside the bar.
Um, one of the most amazing TVs I've ever seen.
I fell in love with it and I wanted to take it home, but they wouldn't let me.
What is that ever?
What was that ever stopped you?
I offered them $8 and they said, no, I thought the American dollar was doing better.
Did you, did you get to partake in Tim Hortons at all, by the way?
Uh, no, no, I didn't.
There was, um, there's some donut shop that's everywhere.
That's it.
Tim Hortons, yeah.
Hortons, I thought you said Tim Burton's.
No, Tim Hortons.
But that would be California.
Yeah, yeah.
A Hortons, dude, Hortons is everywhere.
It's like more than the Starbucks is here.
Good, really?
Hortons is everywhere.
You know, it's like inside of Hortons, there's a Hortons.
There's a bookstore in there somewhere.
We're not sure where.
I got up to get, I got to get station.
I got to get dressed in my hotel room above my closet door.
There's a Hortons.
Yeah, but the people were nice.
First time I've ever driven in a foreign country.
I thought it was going to be strange.
And when I'm like, wow, everybody's friendly.
It's because, oh, yeah, $300 if you get caught,
driving, talking on your cell phone.
Really?
So everybody's all night.
Even with the Bluetooth?
Yeah, you can do hands-free, but.
Okay.
Um, but yes, you know what?
It was, it was, it was ice and snow.
And, um, because it's Canada and a lot of A.
But actually take care of it, though, it's all right.
I really enjoyed my, my, my, my week there.
It was really fun.
The dates for these UFC pay-per-views,
UFC 149 will be in Calgary on July 21st.
UFC 152 will be in the aforementioned Toronto on September 22nd.
And UFC 154 will be November the 17th in Montreal.
Aw, thank you.
Wasn't prepared for that.
I know you are.
We have a date for Anderson Silva versus Chail Sonnen.
It will be in mid-June.
UFC 147.
So we really don't have a date.
We just have a, well, it's going to be either, either going to be
the 13th or the 20th or something of its ilk.
In an 80,000 seat stadium in Brazil.
And it'll sell out.
To this day, the, the record attendance for an MMA event is just over 54,000.
But this is Brazil, one of the birthplaces of, of MMA.
So that's, that's what, that's what Dana's going for.
Heck, hoist pricey family alone will take up half that arena.
Another knockout on the ultimate fighter this week.
Because last week was pretty silly and dude got knocked smooth out.
But it was kind of weird because if you go back and you look at the knockout punch from last night,
it almost looked like he'd be slapped him.
Because it was like he went to miss the punch and he kind of reached with it.
So he was open-handed but caught and clean on the jaw and knocked him out.
And I do want to correct you on something that I didn't realize what you had said until
after I listened back to the show.
With the ultimate fighter, you don't fight the dude that won the week before.
It's two teams.
Oh, yeah, I had no idea.
I know it's a single elimination, two different teams.
So once you get all the, all the members of the teams have fought,
then you go to a quarter final, semi-finals finals.
Okay.
It's kind of a bracket kind of a thing.
Because when I thought about it, I was like, that would kind of stink if you got a fight
in back to back weeks just because you keep winning.
No, you only fight once per round.
Think of it like Red Rover, but both people go across at the same time.
Yeah.
Yeah, basically what it is.
Okay.
Yeah, just break it down.
If there were robots involved, Hugh Jacken would be there.
And speaking of the ultimate fighter, the live finale is the target date of June 1st.
We have not yet mentioned if the coaches will fight on the finale or if they will fight a week later.
Last time they fought on the finale.
So I don't know what they're going to do this time.
I'm really kind of digging what they're doing with it this year.
It just seems off a rush though.
Because since the fight itself is live,
they have to a lot for enough time for the fight to happen.
So it's kind of like all the other stuff they kind of rushed through to get you there.
To get to the, well, because that's what everybody really wants to see anyway.
I know.
I mean, that whole, oh, he bought me in the hallway.
He's got an attitude.
I mean, leave that for the Jersey Shore.
Okay, man, let's just, let's just, you know, back to TV talks.
I'm glad you mentioned that.
Apparently MTV looking to phase out both Snookie and the situation because they want the Jersey Shore
for a new generation.
Oh, isn't this like season four?
Are they already the new generation?
I mean, you know, one of them wants to rehab.
I mean, this is the new generation, you know?
Everybody knew this thing had the shelf life of a,
but I'm calling you yogurt.
I've got five bucks that says we have a new reality show about Snookie's pregnancy.
Oh, I don't doubt that for a second.
Snookie's looking.
I still, I still maintain what Sherlock said.
What, what, what Sherlock say?
That the, don't the due date for this child is the date of the mine said the world within.
So well played, mine.
I'm thinking that it does kind of work like that.
Charlotte may join us in the room later.
By the way, happy anniversary to her and her co-host.
Not the co-host that used to co-host this show.
Yes, they're having their first wedding, their first dating anniversary.
Wow, she's going to kill me.
Someone almost wrecked a car there.
No, their first dating anniversary is today.
If she had gotten married and I wasn't there, I'd be very, very upset.
So it's just like a month, a year or six months?
One year.
I wonder if they've been together for one.
I did it very fast, man.
I'm so jealous about this.
Oh, Prometheus.
God.
Can we just see what it is for the love of God?
It's alien prequel with the trailers look great.
Allegedly.
It's all right behind you, right?
Allegedly.
Okay, yeah.
I think I recognize the ship.
Okay, come on, man.
Oh, Charlotte says she is here.
She said, whoa.
Oh, but she says she already did it.
Oh, okay, okay.
All right.
So the oldest of it is on her night.
Well, I'm glad you're here, dear heart.
We love you and we're very happy that you are happy.
Had a great time with her last weekend as we spend some time
with Gump and my brother, Ken.
Oh, yeah, yeah.
It's good time.
It's good time.
Hard to believe that was last week with the weather being so much different
than it was seven days ago.
No doubt.
I mean, it was like cold and rainy and I actually had to put my jacket on,
which I was like,
I went out today.
I was wearing jeans today.
I went to see a Pills the Youngest daughter,
Madeline, Place of Soccer this morning.
Had long sleeves and jeans because it said,
you know, 63 degrees on my phone.
And I got out.
I was like, man, Todd out here.
And I got on the way home.
It's at 86.
I'm sound of silence.
You guys are lucky.
I got a shirt on.
It's so gorgeous out there right now.
So it's yeah, you have no idea how lucky we are.
Yeah.
You're lucky.
Let us move on.
Do a little.
I want to say, normally,
I would say in March,
a little bit of NFL talk.
My God.
Not so much on this week.
Because we are your one stop shop.
We're all things sports and entertainment.
Peyton Manning watches over.
As both he and Tim Cibo have begun new journeys.
I like to hear the following.
I mean, uh,
we could take a drink of my tasty beverage.
A tasty beverage break.
Over under.
Week four.
Peyton Manning goes down.
Yeah.
Doc.
Um, I'll take week six, actually.
I'm going to do week six.
Denver has shot itself in the foot.
Yeah.
They they signed Peyton Manning to a five-year 96 million dollar contract.
18 million of it is guaranteed.
He is now the highest paid player in the entire week.
I don't say crime.
And if he gets injured,
his contract states.
If he gets injured,
his team still has to pay him for the rest of that season.
Oh, what is agent?
Lord.
I mean, it's agents.
The one who's the mastermind here.
I mean,
isn't Arles.
I probably see him.
Who is it?
Any idea?
No, I'm betting game six is when everything goes awry.
I mean, I don't want the dude to get injured.
I don't ever wish injured on somebody.
Not wishing it.
But let me tell you something, my friend.
It's coming.
He is the Kurt Angle of the NFL.
I cannot believe Kurt's gone as long as he
has and he's going to try to go to the Olympics again.
But we'll talk about that in a little while.
And then the on again, off again,
on again, off again, now on again.
Tim Tebow is a New York jet.
Yikes.
Oh, I feel for this kid.
Well, you know, a lot of people are like,
why didn't you go to Jacksonville?
Jacksonville was in the running.
But Tebow himself said that he did not feel that the coaching staff
in Jacksonville was conducive to his development as a player.
I just can't believe my Emmy never reached out to.
I don't even start with me on that.
That really irks me.
Him and Miami, my gosh,
because David Gerard is the answer for one year.
I like David Gerard.
Don't get me wrong.
And maybe it's just because he spent most of his career in Jacksonville.
But I'm telling you, that town is turning on that management big time.
Come on, Miami.
They're going to be riding somebody out of Miami on a rail,
killing me smalls.
Speaking of which, did you hear about that?
The allegedly the kid that played.
Yeah, yeah.
May have been found dead.
No, he's not.
No, he wasn't him.
No, no, no, it was him.
But now he's woken up.
It was from a massive hangover from St. Patrick's Day.
Oh, I'm not kidding.
Wow, because that came down this morning.
No, I know.
Was it on the Greenville parade or something?
Which was awesome.
I was actually on one of the floats.
You know what?
That surprised me about this much.
Were you singing twist and shout by chance?
No, I was talking about I'm sexy.
And I know what though.
Oh, my God.
As I was getting tortillas hurled at me from the crowd,
it was very surreal.
But he had tortillas.
I'm sorry, we'll try that again.
Please tell me.
Yeah, tortillas.
Please tell me YouTube footage of this exists.
It does, I'm sure.
Remind, speaking of YouTube footage,
after the show, remind me to tell you the story
of one of my co-workers from this week.
Okay, okay.
So, let's go back to the Tiba thing.
He goes to the Jets.
Mark Sanchez.
Your seat's gotten real warm.
And I'm not a big Mark Sanchez fan.
I think he's kind of D-baggy.
But on a certain level, I feel bad for him.
Yeah, because now...
But they just gave him an extension,
like a three-year extension, didn't they?
But still, you think the fans in Denver were rabid,
whenever Jay Cutler would do something stupid?
Wait until New York fans get a hold of Mark Sanchez,
but he does something stupid.
Man, I don't know it.
I think that's one of those situations
where it could go either way on either one of them.
Because you gotta admit, Tibo, for whatever reason,
is a very polarizing guy.
Ah, it's a matter of time.
You know it is.
It's just a matter of time for he's back in Panty House
and on a billboard, just like Namath.
So, here we go.
Sanchez or Tibo?
I didn't say.
No, notice I was very careful in that.
Yeah, you just said he.
I was very careful not to say which one.
But either way, it kind of can boost either of their career.
I can't see Tibo, dude.
I know.
I didn't say which one.
But my whole thing is...
I like that.
I feel bad for him.
J-Color was with the Bears.
Yes.
Charama says.
Isn't he the QB for the Bears?
I can't even tell you he's the QB for the Bears.
Well, you know, he switched places.
He and whoever was in Denver switched places.
Well, where's the Grossman?
Lordly knows where Grossman is anymore.
We probably should have researched this a little bit.
You guys know where I'm going.
Yeah.
I was going to say did throw a pull or something.
But whoever was in...
What?
One of them was in Denver.
The other one was in Chicago.
They switched places.
So, there's that.
I'm sure someone will correct this.
Man, my brain is not in the game today.
Heinz Ward retires from the NFL after 14 seasons.
He is the Steelers all-time leading receiver
and winner of Dancing with the Stars.
So, I'll tell you what, he showed up.
Had the Steelers colors on for his...
for his press conference.
Grossman's a Redskin.
He said, who am I thinking of?
I don't know. He just...
Well, he just signed a one-year contract with Washington.
Oh, he's back.
Until he's back with Redskins.
Yes.
I know he was somewhere else for a minute and a half.
Yeah.
See, they completed a trade to move up to second pick
from six in the draft.
The cults are expected to take Andrew Luck
as the first election, leaving Heisman Trophy winner Griffin.
So, yeah.
So, colors with the bears currently.
So, who did he switch places with?
Ditka.
Not Ditka, leave.
Hurricane Ditka.
I want the Wikipedia page.
Because that would be awesome though.
You got to admit, that would be awesome.
Corp QB for the bears.
Hurricane Ditka.
Ditka.
Sausage.
Ditka.
Trying to figure out...
Anyway, moving on, we're boggling.
No, because now I'm trying to figure out who he...
who he switches places with.
Why don't you Google it?
I'm trying to figure out...
Talk for a man, I'm going to...
Talk for a man, I'm going to find it.
Bears, quarterback, one Google.
I mean, I don't care, and even I can do that.
Okay.
I will Google that for you, Dotcom.
Let me Google that for you, Dotcom.
Whatever you want.
Yeah.
I can't believe that side exists.
No, but actually, I'm really...
I'm looking forward to seeing Tiba with the Jets.
I really am.
I'm looking forward to it, man.
Well, I mean, but when will they get a chance to?
What do they...
One of the...
One of the...
One of the plan on trotting him out there.
I'm just saying TV ratings and butts in the seats there
at the stadium demand that Tiba was going to get some time.
I would...
I would hope so, but...
Yeah, I mean, that's what's going to happen.
Kyle Orton.
Kyle Orton was the guy that Tim Tiba backed up this past year.
Okay.
The brother of...
This Orton!
How did you forget that?
You get the worst part of it is.
It's not explicit.
Charlotte's the one that called it.
Oh, is she?
But that one is the one that called me to the carpet
on Jay Cutler being the quarterback for the Bears.
But that was her dark horse team last year.
Yes, it was.
Okay.
But still, wow.
I've really got to get off the drugs.
Let's speak of the drugs and people getting in trouble.
Let's talk about the fallout from Bounty Gate.
The New Orleans Saints.
We knew that there were going to be repercussions.
Um, what we didn't know is how bad this thing was going to be.
We had an idea.
I mean, we thought that that Roger Cadal would do something.
But when Ben, he brought down the hammer.
The hammer.
Here's your deal.
Sean Payton is suspended.
Head coach Sean Payton is suspended for one full year.
And I don't know if that means he can't even come near the organization.
I think I got to go to Bahamas and hang out for a while.
I don't know.
Uh, the rumor is he's going to coach a team in the European league
for a year and then come back.
Okay.
That's the rumor.
I know whether that's true or not, you know, hey, that's the rumor.
And not to say that Charlotte doesn't know,
doesn't know anything about anything.
We love Charlotte, but the fact that again,
Charlotte somehow trumps me in sports knowledge,
drives me nuts because she doesn't really pay much attention to sports.
But she can trip me up.
We love her.
GM Mickey Luma has been suspended eight games.
She said she was surprised.
Assistant defensive coach Joe Vitt has been suspended for six games.
Greg Williams, the guy that's responsible has been suspended indefinitely by the league,
which means brother, you are Pete Rose.
Yep.
A $500,000 fine for the team and they lose their second round picks for the next two years.
I don't think this is done.
Oh, this is the tip of the ice war and sap calling out Jeremy Shaki
as the quote unquote rat in this situation.
And Jeremy Shaki saying, no, it's been proven that it wasn't me.
And you will be hearing from my legal team for saying it.
Not only on Twitter, but you said it on air.
Yeah, probably not the probably not the smartest.
When is war and sap going to learn?
He's not.
This is a guy that every year finds something stupid
that has to connect in with the NFL network.
See, my problem with this whole thing is I don't even understand why this is even an issue.
This stuff's been going on for years.
It's the same thing.
It's hockey.
It's pretty much just blatantly out there.
We all know.
I do remind me that when we get to hockey talk because there's something I want to mention about that.
They are making a movie about this movie coming out called Goon.
Yeah, I mean, this is a topic of it.
No one's doing anything there.
I mean, everybody knows about this stuff's been going on the football for years.
You know, it's not as if they don't have helmets and shoulder pads and knee pads and free will.
So I'm not sure what the big deal is about.
I don't understand the fines for the coach saying, hey, you know,
you're going to do a little little hit on this guy here.
I'll give you an extra 100 over here.
It seems a little hypocritical to me.
I can see both sides.
The problem is you've got a guy named Ray Roger Goodell,
who is focused on player safety.
You cannot do these things like these things about being suspended for
causing a concussion and things like that and not punish this.
Yeah, yeah, you can't.
It's football.
Let them play.
I mean, let's not, I mean, come on.
The sport's been toned down,
it's mostly something else, but toned down a bit since it started.
I mean, let them let them play.
Same thing in basketball.
Let them play.
I'm oops, someone touched somebody foul.
Yeah, come on, man.
Let the players play.
You know, hypocritical or not.
It's not as if they don't have safety gear.
It's not as if they're not professionals.
And there are trained in this kind of stuff.
They know how to take a hit.
And there's a reason they have multi-million dollar contracts because they're taking
reaches all of our reason not to have to put bounties on people.
Don't you make enough money?
I think about, I think it's just part of the game.
Hey, look, that guy, we need to take that guy out.
You know, you know, I mean, that's right, but you don't have to put a bountie on his head.
You're, it's just, it's just a nomenclature.
That's what you're just calling it.
It's we've been doing it for,
since football began.
We got to get, that's our good player.
We got to get him out of the game.
Right, but I'm saying is you're giving them extra money to do it.
And there shouldn't be the,
you want to have a performance laden contract that says,
if you have X amount of sacks per year,
we'll give you this much money.
That's, that's a performance laden contract.
That is legal.
But when you say this guy is injured,
you go after him.
If you take him out of the game,
I'm going to give you a grand.
That's where it turns into something that more than it should be.
So dog the bounty hunter can do it and it's legal.
And all of our other bounty hunters,
other can do it and it's legal.
Well, then just didn't call these guys bounty hunters.
And why not?
Left bounty hunter, right bounty hunter.
I agree with that.
Let's, let's call him that.
Free bounty hunter.
Left bh strong bounty hunter.
I just don't have, I just don't have a problem with the system.
But I mean, with, with it,
I mean, if everybody says it's a bounty,
they just pay, you know, pay an extra guy who gets a good hit.
That's what really is.
Yeah, but it's against the rules.
Well, it's the rules.
Let's be honest.
They've ignored the rules for so many years.
It's like, I was, you know,
it's like they've ignored and all of a sudden,
someone got, yeah, because someone talked about it.
I do agree with the whole rat thing.
I think there's a point about someone saying,
someone actually talked about it.
And that's why all of a sudden,
it may things, they've known.
But they're protecting their whistle blower laws too.
Well, I know, but they've known about this stuff for 30 years.
It's been going on.
And let me debate you on that.
I know.
I'm just saying this is a bit hypocritical on themselves.
Oh, no, we found out about it.
No, you knew.
You always knew.
Every team does it.
You've known about it for however long.
Let's move on to a little bit of movie talk
and we need to go to the chat room to start this.
Because we have someone listening to this show right now
who has everything to do with this next story.
Oh, yeah.
Thursday night midnight.
Somebody that's in our chat room right now.
Got to the movie theater at nine o'clock
so that she could be there for the midnight premiere
of the Hunger Games.
Sharlah, she says greatest movie ever.
Really?
That's what she has just put in the chat room.
It makes 19.74 million dollars.
A brand new record midnight showing.
And this just an update of the Lord of the Flies?
No.
Um, no, it's, it's less people.
It's, it's, to me, what it looks like to me
is more like the running man.
Well, yeah, well, you're, you get a blend of the Lord of the Flies
and the running man teenagers hunting.
I mean, yeah, that's the same thing.
Now, I saw, I, I follow a feed on, uh, on YouTube called SourceFed
which is a branch of the Philip DeFranco show.
And they did a special edition last night.
Two people reviewing the movie that had never read the book.
And they said it was really, really good.
But we can see why if you read the book,
you're going to get more out of this movie than if you didn't.
But they hadn't read the book.
They hadn't read it.
I might say they hadn't read the books.
How did they know?
Well, they're, because they're saying that there's some part of it
that was, you could, you, you, there's no doubt
that you would understand more about the characters' motives
that are easier to delve into in a book.
You empathize with the characters more.
Charles says it's more about government.
Charles, let me ask you that question.
Do you feel that, that, that reading the book before you saw the movie
enhance the movie going experience or took away from it?
And we're on a seven-second release.
We're going to give her a minute.
We will talk box office numbers in the meantime.
Number 10.
$325,000 for a 36-day total of $51.6 million for this means war.
She does say it enhanced her movie going experience.
And Charles is kind of person.
If she reads the book, she will not see the movie.
Yeah.
But she said that she did, she, she, she,
she broke with tradition on this.
All right.
We still kind of watch Girl of the Dragon tattoo.
Yeah.
Number nine.
Number nine.
$392,000 on Friday.
Again, we give you last night's box office totals because
last weekend's box office totals are old.
She actually says, Hunger Games, it made it more disturbing
by reading the book before we were going to see them.
Really.
Interesting.
Number nine, $392,000 for a 43-day total of $121.6 million
for the Denzel, Washington, Ryan Reynolds enhanced safe house.
I didn't realize that was still in theaters.
43 days.
Number eight.
Same thing as training day.
That's the same movie, except it's a safe house.
Except, yeah, it's the same exact same movie, by the way.
I'm going to go back to the, I can't, I gotta wait on this, hold on.
Okay, there we go.
Number eight.
$529,000 for a 15-day total of 13.5 million dollars
for the Eddie Murphy Layton 1,000 words.
Still top 10.
Before you.
It is supposed to be the worst movie, zero on Rotten Tomatoes.
Four years old.
Four years old.
This is still top 10.
Horrible, horrible movie.
Number seven, another $570,000 on Friday for a 29-day total
of $64.5 million for Active Valor.
Still top 10.
I hear it's very good.
It's a very good.
Number six, this surprises me.
I am very shocked by this number six ranking.
Opening day, $605,000
in 390 theaters for October baby.
This is a Christian film.
Oh, okay.
That was released on Friday.
Well, that's big top 10.
That's great.
Going back to some of the things Charlotte's talking about,
when reading, you can limit your imagination a little bit,
but when you see, when you actually see the kids
killing each other because the government told them to,
it forces you to open your eyes, what's really happening.
So obviously, read the book, kids.
My boss is fiancé, who's not much of a reader, he tells me.
Picked up the Hunger Games, had all three books done in a weekend.
Geez, that's what he told me.
Well, one other thing too is the book actually
describes some of the violence more,
where in the movie, a lot of the violence is implied
than it's the PG-13 rating.
So I think if you read the book,
you know what's actually happening in the background,
which doesn't enhance the movie.
The theater of the mind takes over.
Yes, absolutely.
Number five, $625,000 on Friday for a 22-day total
of $50.4 million for Project X.
And then that story, that looks like my high school years.
I was waiting for it.
I was just going to let it sit until we did that.
I was waiting for it.
Actually, kind of looks like my house last week.
I'm not to say, wait a minute.
Let's the average New Year's Eve at your house.
Well, yeah, but I don't have a pool.
Uh, allegedly.
I didn't have a pool, but I do well.
Number four, $1.359 million on Friday
for a 15-day total of $58.7 million for John Carter.
It's poor.
Still top five, though.
Still top five.
Dude, I've been waiting for the visual retelling of this story.
I read it back in the 70s, and I can't wait.
I cannot wait.
Well, you know, again, we talked about my boss,
and my boss with size that he really liked it.
Yeah.
But the problem is, and we talked about this on this show
a little while a couple weeks ago, the problem was,
it's just horribly this marketing.
Yeah, horribly.
Well, also, there's a lot of people out there.
I've heard a lot of complaints saying,
well, this has been done before.
I'm like, no, this is the canon of stuff that's
that all the sci-fi is now.
Everybody has been copying this, not the other way around.
So, yeah, there's a lot of you just like, you know,
do the history.
I mean, but the book, if it's, if they've done,
if they've remotely done the book justice,
I'm going to enjoy this flick thoroughly.
I just wish they'd mention his name in the title.
And if they'd just give it Edgar Rice Burles name,
something in the credits,
so people wouldn't know what they were.
You can't because our friends over at the asylum
have made Princess of Mars, Edgar Rice Burles, Princess of Mars.
And that actually was a sci-fi original,
so they don't want to associate themselves
with that prediction.
So sci-fi beat him to the punch on that?
Starring Tracy Lourdes, and I've already seen it.
Your friends at asylum, you have friends at asylum?
I have a lot of friends.
That is docks, dude.
I don't doubt that.
Number three, the bronze medal for the weekend so far,
making $3.2 million on Friday for a 22-day total
of $167.4 million for Dr. Sousa's The Lorax.
Who don't?
Golly, I just don't know.
The book was only about 50 lines, so I wanted to,
well, they made a cartoon out of it.
What do you know?
Horton Hears Who did?
Well, I thoroughly enjoyed that.
I thought Horton Hears Who was pretty good.
Yeah.
And the last time I checked, Grinch did really well.
Yeah, so the one that didn't really do all that well
was Cat and Hat.
Silver medal dropping from the top spot
to number two this week with $6.25 million
on Friday for an 8-day total of $56 million 21 jump street.
Still have no desire.
No.
What you did, that's what you did.
I did, but the more trailers I saw,
this is not really in the spirit of the original series.
No, that's why I was going to wait for it.
If they called it anything else but 21 jump street,
I think the movie would do Super Baby just like super bad cops
or something.
Yeah, yeah.
And number one, I mean, really,
unless you're living in a cave,
you know what I'm about to say.
And yes, Charles Wright,
they have already greenlit the sequel for 21 Jump Street.
It was greenlit the day before it released.
Well, it cost the Bucco 5 to make it.
Okay.
Now Chad, do you know the total?
Yes.
Okay.
Doc, do you know the total?
I'm going to let you guess.
Go ahead.
How much money to this point,
the Hunger Games is made.
I'm going to say 65.
Very close.
Very close.
68.25 million dollars for the Hunger Games.
Unbelievable.
What was the, what the budget was on this thing?
Relatively meager.
I mean, for an effects heavy film.
But I know they did a lot of like sweeping vistas of like
landscapes and stuff like that.
Very futuristic landscapes.
But for the most part, the majority of the things look like they're all practical.
100 million dollar budget.
Really?
According to, according to IMDB.
And Jennifer Lawrence says, I'm ready to do the next one.
You think?
She says, I'm ready right now.
Let's go right now.
Let's go ahead.
I'm surprised they didn't Peter Jackson's thing,
because I kind of figured this after they were going to do it.
No way they didn't think this was going to make money.
And just film them all together.
You never know.
Mocking Jay.
I just wanted to say that in a sentence.
And uh, well, it's a difference when you have Peter Jackson
who's got like people who have 70 years ago read the book as opposed to the book
just coming out here in the last, you know, 20.
So, you know, there's that.
This is really the only song that would pertain to this next song that I could play
during the show.
On the next story.
Oh yeah.
Michael K Williams, who you may remember as Omar from the wire,
is going to play ODB.
In a movie called Dirty White Boy.
Originally, this story I read is they were going to be doing a
a biopic on ODB.
Not the wrestler.
They were at rapper from Wu Tang Clan.
But apparently it's not about ODB.
So much as it is about former VH1 intern Jared Westfield,
who becomes a music manager and ends up spending a couple of years managing ODB solo career.
And now, is this going to be a theatrical release or is this going to be something
that they're going to show on VH1?
Like, I have not heard for sure.
If Michael K Williams is involved, it's not small time.
This sounds like fear of a black cat all over again.
Oh, please no, please no.
This is what it sounds like to me.
Fear of a black cat was, see,
see the problem with fear of a black cat is it came up at the same time as C before
and C before was really funny.
Fear of a black cat was better in my opinion.
I don't know.
It really stuck to the vibe.
Straight out of low cash.
But you know, I'm still waiting for my vanity biopic.
Moody juice straight from my tap.
That was actually supposed to happen if you remember Krey.
They had that thing cast.
Really?
They were going to do a vanity six biopic.
And I guess you can imagine who torpedoed that all idea.
Larry Graham.
Yeah.
You know what, you may be more right than you know.
Oh, really?
If you are of a geeky nature as the three people in this studio are fully admitting to be.
Card-carrying member, you need to play hooky from whatever you're doing on May the third.
At 11.30 in the morning.
I've already bought my ticket.
My ticket is purchased.
I am ready to G.O.
I am taking the day off of work.
Tell us why.
At 11.30 in the morning.
At one of your local AMC theaters.
If you go to your AMC theaters website.
And you click on the ultimate Marvel movie marathon link.
It will take you to find out if it is playing in your area.
In the Dallas area, there are only two theaters doing this.
North Park and the Parks at Arlington Mall.
Get there at 11.30 in the morning.
And we begin.
Iron Man.
Iron Man 2.
Hulk.
Thor in 3D.
Captain America in 3D.
Which all leads up to the midnight premiere of the Avengers in 3D.
You will also get limited edition 3D glasses.
You'll have your choice of Iron Man 4, Captain America, or Hulk.
See if this was at the studio movie grill, I would do it.
Uh-huh.
That's kind of what I'm thinking.
But a lot of the AMCs are doing those kind of things now too.
How much would you expect to pay for this entire package?
I was like, there's no way I can afford this.
I just can't.
Then I clicked on it.
40 bucks for the whole shooting match.
You pay for four, you see six.
That's really what it is.
Well, not only that, but half of them are in 3D.
You're going to pay 40 bucks for two people to go see the 3D movie.
And you're going to get three of them in 3D plus the other three.
And I loved all five of those films.
And I've got no doubt that I'm going to love the Avengers.
So.
If the previews are any indication, I'm totally stoked.
I'm totally stoked.
So to all of our listeners, I say the following.
I am in.
I have purchased my ticket.
I would love for us to have a listener meet up and venture through this marathon together.
May the third.
Go to the AMC theaters website who are not sponsoring this show.
I wish they were.
But I'm going to be there.
I'm going to North Park.
So I'll see what I can do.
Vincent, what subject I have to teach that day?
Oh, so the subject you have to teach that day is the ultimate marvel.
That's all I'm saying.
It's scary to actually let me teach people.
It's right.
Well, that's how I met you.
Wait, many, many, many.
Something about the blind leading the blind comes to my.
Well, it's not the blind.
This is my view as a skewed, if you know what I mean.
Have you guys heard this story about Michael Bay and Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles?
Yes.
Get over it.
What is the deal?
Apparently, Michael Bay is going to be doing a new Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles movie.
He's completely changing the origin.
They are no longer going to be coming from an ooze.
They will be aliens from outer space.
And the fanboys went insane.
And they're just called Ninja Turtles now.
They're not even called Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.
I think Michael Bay is playing on the fact that his audience is now
hasn't grown up with Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.
And these are going to be people who are obviously don't know about ooze or any of that stuff.
So his going to market as being brand new.
Oh, I know what stuff is going to explode.
What?
No ninja wrap in the background?
I'm shocked.
Okay, there are certain things that are pleased to put it in my eye part.
Well, of course, you know, the Transformer thing is just like a head.
Buck, buck, buck, buck, buck, buck, and you got like five things broken up.
So there you go.
That's really all that's going to happen.
So how hard could that be?
I'm intrigued.
I'll say that.
I'll say I'm intrigued.
I'm not saying I won't go see it.
I'm just saying, let's not spend too much time on the origin.
They're aliens.
Let's see some fighting.
You know, hey, let's see.
If I don't get Kevin Nash's Super Shredder, I'm out.
I think you're probably going to be out.
Men in black three.
It has been revealed who will be doing the theme song.
For men in black three and it is not, we'll smith this time.
Oh, yes, I know that is.
Unfortunately, this is one that's a topic for the first time
during this radio broadcast where I actually don't really care.
Honestly, don't care who's doing the theme song.
And Charlie, right, it's not his daughter.
I know.
His son did the help do the one for two, but it is not.
I have my hand back.
I thought with my hand back.
I thought with my hand back.
Oh, here's the remix.
Hey, hey, hey, wait, wait, wait.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
Yeah, there you go.
I don't think I would have enjoyed that better than Pitbull.
Wow, what is this?
Starting Scrillex.
Oh, wow.
That does.
I just, I recovery from that.
So Pitbull is doing the theme.
And it will be called back in time,
but not, but not sampling Huey Lewis oddly enough,
because the whole point of minute back three is that,
that K had, or no, J, because he's J, right?
Will is J.
Yeah, J has to go back in time to find out what happened to K,
who was timely Jones's character.
But in the past, he'll be played by Josh Brolin brilliantly
from what we can see up.
But it does sample love is strange by Sylvia.
Actually, it's Mickey and Sylvia.
Is it Mickey and Sylvia?
Yeah, the only had heard of this in the story I read.
Sylvia did pillow talk, Mickey and Sylvia,
like the Motown era singer.
There is a movie about the life of Roberto Durand
being made called Hands of Stone that will start Robert De Niro
and Gael Garcia Bernal,
who's the guy you see in those Razor commercials
with Adrian Brody and Andre D'Aeson.
Yeah, oh, that's who the third guy was.
Yeah, I'm wondering, okay.
He supposedly was a soccer player.
He's supposed to be your next Zorro, too.
Oh, is he?
Yeah.
But also starting in that film,
a Sugar Ray Leonard will be one Erscher.
God.
Erscher?
Erscher.
Does that like Erscher,
but I got to like a speech impediment.
No, that's how, what's his name?
Little John, no, it's Luda Chris refers to in that.
Yes, Erscher.
Erscher.
Yeah.
Ever since he's hit that, I just think it's funny.
But he's going to play Erscher.
I'm intrigued because I'm a big boxing fan.
I've met Sugar Ray Leonard.
Nice this guy on the planet, too.
So, this guy's going to have to do some justice
if you want to play him on film.
Ain't proper.
Yes, and one of it.
I thought it was topical that I'm with this.
I know, actually, you know, I don't, I don't know.
Wow, check out the big credentials on Doc.
Hey, he and I weren't sharing, like,
malt liquor last week and everything like that.
Okay, I just met the guy.
What do I, you know, oh, there's a...
And Boom goes the dynamite.
I'm just saying, he was one of the nicest people I've actually met
as being a fan of his work.
And he seems like he'd be about the most approachable person
in that particular arena.
He's very approachable, actually.
It's one of those things where you don't think that
someone like that would be very approachable.
And his squash isn't all messed up.
He's really seems to have all of his stuff together still.
And from the, you've got to be kidding me, department.
WWE films is going to reboot the leprechaun franchise.
I don't even want to hear it.
I don't want to hear it, but I know what happens.
Starring Horn Swaggle.
Doc.
Front row, baby.
Front row.
Now we just, I just want to hear him say,
I'm the leprechaun.
No, I'm the leprechaun.
I'm the leprechaun.
Now we know what movie Doc is going to be camped out
for a midnight showing for.
I just want to make sure Warwick Davis
is going to make a cameo.
That's, you know, I want to see that.
That would be awesome.
That would be awesome to talk about.
World's colliding.
But I mean, who else would they do?
I mean, can Horn Swaggle talk, by the way?
Yeah, he got his voice because he won that thing in Christmas
or anyone that's that for saying he wanted to be with that.
With his big team Zack Ryder flag
that he would surround him around.
I'll be just like, if you've seen leprechaun in space,
which I have, by the way, with popcorn, pay four bucks.
You're an idiot.
I did the same thing with Jason in space.
Jason X.
It can't be any.
You.
It can't be any worse.
It was during the episode two lineup.
Having Horn Swaggle do it can't be any worse.
That's true.
It really can't be any worse.
At least it's not done by the asylum.
I have a little bit of faith.
Movie releases in six days in your local movie house
wrath of the Titans, the sequel to Clash of the Titans.
I do not know how I feel about it.
Oh, I know the first one was.
They haven't marketed it.
I didn't mind the first one so much.
I'd.
I mean, I took the original geek boy out of me out of it.
I kind of enjoyed it.
That's on 3D and it was just a terrible 3D.
It was converted 3D.
Yeah, yeah, I saw it drunk on paper view on a Saturday night
at the house because, you know, that was.
Was it bad movie night?
No, it was after bad movie night.
And we just want to put something else in.
And I say it wasn't that bad.
Doc, is there ever a time on on movie not that you're not drunk?
No, no, there's not that man, you know, side project.
What man?
The side project that we're talking about doing with Charlotte.
Okay, okay.
A side project which, okay, we'll talk.
We'll talk off of you.
No, it's it's.
Her boyfriend's not listening to this.
That's my sister, dude.
You're gross.
You said side, you brought it up.
Yeah, but you took it to a different place.
Well, I didn't know what you're talking about.
I'm trying to clarify.
We're trying to do a riff track type thing.
Oh, okay, cool.
It's a side project.
No, I think with the wrath of the Titans thing,
I've been a little bit of a previewing that I've seen.
Goes along with it, but I didn't, you know what?
I didn't even, and I followed this stuff.
I didn't even know the movie existed
till about three weeks ago.
Wrath?
Yeah, I didn't know.
I didn't see a trailer till about a month ago.
What?
No.
I heard rumors, but next thing I know it's done
and getting released.
No, I knew it was coming.
I just didn't know what was going to be like.
Make sure to try the finisher in the Super Bowl.
Absolutely.
Well, once again, adult beverages were being consumed
during the Super Bowl.
And so...
Okay, for you, adult beverages are consumed
if it's a day that ends in Y.
Well, there are also chicks in the kitchen,
so I really couldn't, you know, what am I supposed to do?
I'm just saying, I'm just saying, you know, priorities.
Wow.
Man brings a valid point.
It is getting warm in this hand basket.
Also starting next Friday,
the Julia Roberts mirror mirror,
which is one of two Snow White films.
This is the funny one, right?
It looks like the lighthouse.
I was, I freaked out when I found out
who the girl playing Snow White was.
Lily Collins.
Phil Collins' daughter.
But this also has Julia Roberts.
Army Hammer plays Prince Alcott.
Nathan Lane is in this.
Oh, so this is the funny one.
Yeah, Nathan Lane's there.
That's Nathan.
There are winning hammers in this.
We're Sean Bean is in this.
He's going to die because he dies and everything.
So there we go.
Yeah, he does.
The other one being called Snow White
and the Huntsman with Kristen Stewart.
That's the serious one.
The one with Charlize.
We just saw the trailer for that on TV.
Like while we were talking in the last thing,
I was like, wow, this looks kind of cool.
I didn't even know what it was.
But mirror mirrors the one that releases next Friday.
Also, Bully gets its nationwide release next Friday.
What rating is it going down?
It's going to have an R.
It's going to have an R.
They did not get the, they did not win the appeal.
Many people know that.
When the beeper is telling you it should be PG-13.
They're saying.
Also, let's not judge before we actually see it.
I want to see it.
I do want to see it.
I mean, I like to see if this is right.
But the point is that he wanted it to
knock down to a PG-13 so they can show it in school.
So they can show it to the NBA.
He wouldn't do it.
Yeah, they got to, they got to reach their target audience
and they can't with it being an R.
Well, you know, I want bounty hunting in NFL.
Apparently, I can't get that either.
So let it go.
Let it go.
The aforementioned Goon.
Yeah, Charlotte says she could get a special screening ticket
for that for Tuesday, but I have to work.
So I would love to go to the street.
I love to see that thing.
It's for Tuesday night.
Goon with Sean Williams Scott and Leav Schreiber.
This looks really terrible.
Like, I watched the trailer and I was like,
about a guy who gets into a fight in a minor league hockey game
and winds up playing for a hockey team
because he can fight and that's his whole bit.
Oh, so it's Rudy on ice.
You know what, it couldn't be any better time.
Yeah.
The timing is wow.
When you got real life out there with the bounty hunting,
and then you have Goon coming out.
Kevin Smith about to release hit somebody later this year
with the same premise.
This couldn't, I mean, it couldn't play out any better.
He's going to work out for really well for Sean Williams Scott
because he's also got that American reunion coming up
around the corner.
And he's the only one that's been in that cast
that really did anything outside of.
Oh, Biggs had a little bit of a career.
Well, uh, what's your name?
Allison Hanigan.
And uh, um,
yeah, she's only one of the top 10 shows on TV.
Yeah, she's got a bit of a career
and Buffy and everything else.
And Dark Tide, which is how far
Halle Berry's career has sunk as she plays a diving instructor
who must recover after a shark attack.
Oh, yeah.
I remember seeing that on nothing but Charlie.
I saw the poster and I went,
did we remake Deep Blue Sea?
There was only one reason I wasn't crushed.
And then, but I can't talk about it.
Exactly.
So if it's not there, I am not going to go see that.
DVD and Blu-Wright New releases this coming Tuesday.
Extremely loud and incredibly close.
Extremely boring.
I've produced it in very,
a front of the show, Devin Pike,
who was on the show.
He said it's just incredibly pretentious.
I've heard bad things about it.
I've heard it's extremely boring and incredibly dull.
That's what I've heard.
Alvin and the chipmunks chipwrecked.
I'm there.
You go right ahead.
When the review is David Cross is in it for the check.
I mean, David Cross literally said them.
I did this for the paycheck.
Oh, yeah, I got to see that.
Uh, Eureka season 4.5 for those of you fans of that show.
South Park season 15.
Ouch.
Ouch.
15.
God, that hurts.
Does it have the human synopad on it?
I do not know.
I think it probably has that episode.
I will.
The criterion collection releases a night to remember.
Which is another boat movie.
UFC, the best of 2011.
Releases this Tuesday.
Also, Phil Collins live at Montreux.
I want to see this.
Any old Genesis stuff he puts on the...
I haven't seen the track listing.
I need to look at it because it's like
95 to 02.
So I'm sure there's got to be something in there.
Yeah, and it's a Montreux.
So you know, it's going to be at least presentable.
Yeah.
The Angelina Jolie directed in the land of Blood and Honey.
Already out.
I didn't just get the article released like a month ago.
I think so.
And something Doc and I were talking about in pre-show.
A documentary series that if you have not seen this,
do yourself a solid.
It's called Metal Evolution.
Yes.
It was a series that a VH1.
It's a three disc set.
It's DVD only.
It's not blue right.
But if you really...
I mean, this guy really goes really, really deep into the history of metal
and all the different genres that metal has spawned right from the...
Like, he...
The show starts with this huge flow chart.
Like, huge flow chart.
Yes, and it's accurate.
It's very accurate.
I was like, oh, I guess that is in that genre.
It's very, very good.
And it goes all the way to modern metal.
Yeah.
And I like how in a couple of episodes how he...
was like, I really was in a fan of this genre,
but after going through an interview with these people,
I have a different...
You kind of see his evolution as a fan of certain genres and understanding it more.
Which I thought kind of gave a human element to it that I liked a lot.
Yeah.
I've got the track listing up for the Phil Collins.
Lorraine.
Go.
Yeah, 46 seconds.
Something happened on the way to the forum against all odds.
And I just lost it.
Don't lose my number.
You'll be in my heart.
One more night.
Can't stop loving you.
Hang in long enough.
Like that song.
True colors.
Come with me.
A groove you kind of love.
I missed again.
That's a good song.
Another day in paradise.
No way out separate lives in the air tonight.
The light.
You can't hurry love.
Two hearts.
Wear my hat.
Easy lover.
So studio, it's not too late.
And take me home.
So then it's the obvious ones.
Yeah, it hits the hits.
Some of them better than others.
No, I can't really imagine what that's.
Not a big fan of take my hat.
Or wear my hat.
I can't imagine how good this is going to sound.
And look.
I'm blue right now.
It's a little bit of baseball news up.
There's a fill right there as we're getting
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So what happened to me here?
Okay, here we go.
Let's do a little little bit of baseball talk.
Opening day less than 14 days away.
Kind of weird that we opening day is on good Friday
for the Rangers.
Very strange, but they are playing against the Frisco Rough Riders
two days before.
I was actually up in that area today
at the Rough Riders stadium, right?
I believe so.
I believe so.
There may not be a better place to watch a baseball game
that I've ever been to in my life.
Unless it's 20 degrees out like the night you and I.
Just a freak cold front came in.
And I'm in short in a t-shirt.
Chad's in short in a t-shirt.
Your mother was dressed summary that night if I remember.
We were parked like a quarter of a mile away.
And we weren't leaving those seats if you couldn't have taken us
out of those seats.
Tried.
But also kind of disappointing news for me
as a Braves fan Chipper Jones.
This will be his last season.
So I kind of bummed that because I really like Chipper great guy.
Stuck with the team through thick and thin.
Kind of wish they were coming to town this year.
So I could be part of the Chipper Jones.
They're well too.
They're well too.
Yeah.
Other than I could play it at the ballpark this year.
No, they're out of rotation this year.
I think they're on the NL Central this year.
Because they rotate when they do interlude play.
It rotates which division every year.
Windsor hot dog night.
Every Wednesday.
I think Sunday's ice cream Sunday or something like that.
And Sunday I think that's I think they do free ice cream for the kids.
So but you know what I looked at the Ranger schedule this year.
There wasn't anything that really made me go.
Oh, I'd like to go see them play them.
They play the Yankees really early like week three the Yankees come to town.
So but I am ready for a little bit of baseball.
It's because I don't pay a lot of attention to spring training because that's not baseball
that counts.
But I am ready for baseball that counts.
So got you hot dog night.
But when you go to dollar hot dog night just get like eight of them when you get there
because you won't be able to get another chance.
You know we try that the one time and they were we were only allowed to buy like
three a piece at one of the stands.
Like they wouldn't let you buy like eight and bring out a whole Schmorgsborg of hot dogs.
Yeah, stupid.
Yeah, I know.
Plus it took you two innings to get them.
So.
You didn't see it.
You weren't part of the microphone when you were.
Chad's telling us secret.
He thought you all good.
I got what I got.
I got what we were kind of going into the next segment cold.
This next segment in this time for us to do P.O.I.
which stands for person of interest.
Person of interest is a segment we do on this show every week where we take a person
or an entity and we debate their greatness or lack thereof.
Chad said he is ready with his who he has for P.O.I.
so I will turn it over to him.
Well, this is something that I brought up in in the in the pre show meetup.
Uh, and it's something I was actually thinking about mentioning in movie talk.
Uh, but I think it bears mentioning here and I think it's something we could discuss it.
Some some some sort of link as to the legacy of what this guy did and where we go from here.
But legendary animator Glen Keane has left Disney feature animation as of yesterday.
And I know some of you may be going who what what this is the guy that is responsible for the
animation for Ariel in Little Mermaid the beast in Beauty and the Beast.
Um, Aladdin in Aladdin of course and most recently Rapunzel entangled.
And we've we've kind of seen a major major drop off in feature animation from the Disney studio.
It's been mainly Pixar that we've kind of hitched our wagons to.
I mean, is it is it any is it any great secret that CG animation has really taken over and hand drawn
traditional feature animation is kind of going the way of the dinosaur again.
Well, but true, I think it has to do with the love of the quality that's out there though.
I mean, it's not that it's not there.
It's just the the quality of putting out a feature film of hand drawn method is just you're not
going to be able to do it with the way the computer generated is.
I mean, can you remember the last time you went and that you sat through a traditional hand drawn animated film.
Titan A was the last one I think I did.
And that was done by Don Blues.
Uh-huh, traditional hand drawn.
What's interesting is the guy the guy you're talking about.
Actually, you can see some of the the blue influences on some of his characters.
Yeah, especially with, you know, with beliefs of like Ariel and Aladdin.
And it's like a blue characters were a little bit longer in stature and everything else,
but I definitely can see the influence.
I mean, like, like if you want to go into blues catalog, he did Anastasia.
He did Fern Gully.
What you and I were talking about earlier, Rob.
So what exactly is POI that we're talking about right now?
Just the future of feature of of traditional animation.
Is there a future still whenever this guy calls it quits?
He whenever he walks away from Disney feature animation?
I say yes.
I think there will always be play a place for traditional style animation in two words feature films.
Yes, because you will always have kids.
As long as cartoon network is on the air,
you'll always have kids that are interested in cartoons.
Yeah, but they'll, but they'll be catered to by cartoon network on television.
I really don't think you can really fill up a theater anymore,
like you could in the days of the Lion King and Aladdin and Beauty and the Beast
when it was nominated for an Oscar for Best Picture.
I just don't see it happening because CG animation
seems to have taken the bullbuckle horns and said, this is where it's at now.
I will say yes, I sort of agree with Rob, but I think it's,
you're not going to see original stories anymore.
You're not going to see a new characters.
It's going to have to be something that's already established to go ahead and put the bodies
in the seats. And it just happens to be this style of animation versus the Pixar type animation.
I think that's what you're going to follow.
Allow me to present my argument with three words.
The Lion King.
How much money do that make in the 3D rerelease?
Yeah, but that wasn't a new thing.
That wasn't a new thing, but to me that shows me that the traditional hand-drawn animation
can still draw crap.
What year did the Lion King come out though?
1994.
Well, it was in 1994 because it was before I moved out.
So 18 years ago is what you're looking at.
But they re-released it in theaters last year.
Because all the people who had seen it before,
but it still made a bajillion dollars.
It's like, I win, I saw it.
Because I didn't go because I'm like, it ends the same way.
I didn't go because I'm like, it ends the same way.
It's the same movie.
But people still went and saw it.
And just like you said, they bring their kids.
So they're still an audience for it.
I'm surprised.
Well, I'm not doubting on that.
Well, I'm saying is going forward.
I think it's going to be really hard to find a brand new characters,
brand new topic on traditional hand-drawn animation.
Because I remember that Atlantis did not do well.
Which was a good flip.
Which was a good flip.
But nobody came and saw it.
Same way with Treasure Planet.
Treasure Planet cost him a fortune to produce.
I've got it on DVD.
And nobody went and saw it.
It's a great flip.
It's a beautiful flip.
It's a beautiful flip.
I'm not, and I'm not discounting that.
I thought it was a very interesting take on an old story.
I think it was brilliantly done, but nobody went and saw it.
And because at this point, I think it was,
I think whenever Treasure Planet was released,
it was up against like a major holiday slate
that it just kind of got lost in the shuffle.
But I don't know.
I just, I don't think that hand-drawn animation
really holds kids animation, attention anymore.
Well, no, I don't think that's it.
I think the thing is, you got to follow the money, man.
The computer graphics and everything else,
it's cheaper to put out there than the hand-drawn.
So it's easier to produce.
And so the kids are going to be grown up
on computer generate, and that's what they're going to expect.
Yeah, I think it's cheaper and quicker
to produce a CG film than it is a hand-drawn animation.
I mean, we're not there yet, but the shift,
I mean, the tide is turning.
It's cheaper than it used to be.
The tide is turning.
So until they can come up with a,
with a more cost-efficient way of drawing
these hand-drawn cells...
There isn't, that's the beauty of it.
That's, that's the thing.
That's the problem.
That is, that was, that's the problem.
And why it makes it so beautiful?
I mean, it's hand-drawn.
So, with with, with Keem leaving,
are we really looking at a dying art form?
Theatrical, maybe, but not, not all together.
A nice, small screen.
Yeah, just looking at something like young justice or
family guy.
But that's not what we're talking about.
I mean, I'm literally talking family guy.
The animation's crappy on family got let's be honest. It's it's the story but it but it does the it does the business
Yeah, well, I disagree. I disagree
I mean, that's why they call Sunday night animation domination, but we're talking about feature
Theatrical it could be dying, but on the small screen. I don't think it everywhere. No, I don't think it'll ever die on television
No, I agree with that. I'll agree with you on television and won't die
But as far as theatrical releases unless you're talking about stuff from like studio jibbly
You know like princess mononoki that kind of stuff where they're importing it from from japan
With really really unique. I mean that guy. Let's see here, but here's my thing. Me and you're talking theatrically, but
I think I think it's the other way around that on the small screen
The import stuff is dying because
G4 puts a ton of money into this marvel anime thing right
That's just not interesting to me. Iron man was passable at best. Yeah
Wolverine I sat through X-Men my wife actually enjoyed blade
ratings are so bad the new episodes now air Tuesday morning at two o'clock well the problem is they're too Japanese
I think that there I think they're analyzed the road there. They're too Japanese when you put too much of a manga spin on
On on an American let's face it an American property
I think it just didn't connect. I don't think it just
If you want to bring a Japanese product like spaceship Yamato over here that might do well because it is a Japanese story
And it's already there. Okay that one would do well
transporting blade into a Japanese story it doesn't work because it's not a Japanese story
But it's not that it's not that bad like if the story is just not that bad that also means it's not that it's not that good
I mean if any of them should have been done well yeah out of that said it should have been Wolverine
Wolverine was good I mean it wasn't great but I'm just with the Japanese origins that a lot of his backstory takes place in yeah
And they didn't really seem to capitalize on really
And I that would have sucked me he actually showed up um two episodes go unblade
Wolverine didn't well just Cyclops showed up on one of the episodes of Wolverine
Well, I want to even say Tony Stark showed up one of them showed up on the other one show
It I want to say like the first couple of weeks it did because those were the few that I watched with you
I'm like this is doing nothing for me
So it but young justice oh yeah, yeah pretty much anything that I mean because I'm assuming Bruce Tim is heavily involved
in young justice
Not from an animation standpoint. He's not who's doing the story
I couldn't tell you our family look
She's talking about looking at because I mean not only does the animation quality itself has to be good
You got to have good writing on these things too. That's why family guy like you said does so well
It's the writing. Yeah, it's all about the writing one family guy, but I mean
And I love don't give me a I love family guy. It's it's it's the writing. It's the it's the story
It's the joke. It's the segue right. That's what it is trust me there. It's not the animation. No, no, it's not show grip
I mean they do things with those characters that will just hit you sideways visually
But for the most part it's what they say not how they say I did not realize Danica Mckeller plays miss Martian on young justice
Yeah, I looked up this whole cast Jesse McCartney plays Robin
Which is why I was really thinking first Greenwood plays Batman. He is all over the place. Bruce Kevin Michael Richardson plays John Jones
Kevin Michael that was the guy that was the alligator in
Princess on the floor the first DC comics based animated series and over 20 years to not be voice directed by Andrea Romano
So but who was who was I'm gonna try and look that up. I'm trying to find it
I learned something new today about animation
Oh, awesome um officer Garcia uh from uh Reno 911. He's the voice of Rocco on Rocco. Yes, he is. Yes, I did not know that I just heard that today
Yeah, there's no crew list of here full cast and crew. Yeah, I actually saw Carlos. Um, Alice. Alice Rocky. That's what that's is I yeah
I just know officer Garcia. I know it's Carlos, but I'm not even gonna try to attempt a series directed by Jay
Oliva and Michael Chang series writing credit comes from Greg Weissmann Nicole debut Andrew Robinson
Kevin hops Thomas Pugsley and John Weissmann. So none of the people that were involved in Justice League Batman the animated series or the Superman
animated series or anywhere near this thing. Um, nope. Oh Kelly who played Cheshire. That's a great character. Alan Tudick plays Oliver Queen. Oh really?
Lacey Shabair plays Zatana
Miguel Ferrer plays Vandal Savage
De Bradley Baker. There's a name I haven't heard in years
Is it as Odette Fair plays Rachel Goul? Oh, wow. That's perfect. George Eads plays Barry Allen
Are you watching the show doc?
Marina Seartus was in three episodes. Not on my rotation yet. I'm aware of it. I just have a chance to see
Really really good. I'm sure it's very well written. I've I've all I've never been a fan of Aqualad
I've always found Aqualad to be kind of awkward what they do with him on this show
Aqualad's back at the Hall of Justice making a peanut butter and jelly sidewalks because he can't do anything
Aqualad this version of him
What what can he do is he's still the power of the sea what he had but see he does but what he does is he has these
Almost like laser whip. It's like a laser whip. This is under the aqua but it's it's water-based. It's an aqua whip
Kind of sort of but it's it's like energy-based too, but yet you just what they do with him
He's the leader of the team in this version and he's
Man he's a bad man. What does he leave him to the village station? I don't know
Ha ha ha
Local reference
But getting back P.O.Y. I
I still think there's life left in it. Although it may be on life support
I mean, I hope that it's around for a long time. I hope it never goes away
It's not believe me. I'm not championing, you know championing. Let's put it down. No
I'm a fan. I mean, I love hand-drawn animation. I just don't think that is economically
viable for them to do it on a on a feature-length scaling
It's it's it could be a losing budget if you're unless you're working with a property which is hot. Yeah
Like you know if if he would make the again the whole trilogy the Lord of the Rings the animated stuff
If you the dumb blues would do it or that was basket that was that was that was wrong. I mean
No, I'm not talking about his style. This is his roto animation. It was rotoscoping. Yeah rotoscoping which is entirely different
I'm talking about a bloomeded a version for his version. I would still go to the theater and see those
Oh, so because of the how beautiful their work is and the film
But it's also because of the source material
I think the problem is is the source material
Going forward
With this type of man. Well to me that was the problem with treasure planet. Just do treasure island
What was wasn't marketed treasure? You know, this is treasure island in space. They didn't come out and say it
Yeah, just do treasure island. I think that was the problem
I guess Disney's trying to get too far out of the box. That's the problem
They're looking for a new property when at least someone's looking for a new property and
It didn't work and so now they've kind of got their wings burnt a little bit and now they're going back to the traditional
I mean, I think they did okay with princess and the frog
But it was it was no it didn't do little mermaid lion King numbers. Let's keep moving on. Let's go to the move on
There's a reason but I can't go into that so yeah
Let's talk a little NBA talk Derek Fisher no longer a Los Angeles Laker, but he is also not a Houston rocket
They buy out his contract. He ends up as a member of the Oklahoma City Thunder
Our worst teams for you to wind up on loading up sir that team is loading up for a very very long playoff run
Yeah, the Oklahoma City they're gonna own this comment for the next five years. Oh this week
Gilbert arenas is a member of the Grizzlies dots hometown Memphis Grizzlies. Oh Grizzlies. You are going the wrong way
Yeah, I know
Oh, man, they do serve ribs at the end zero
Awesome, which you will you'll be in that area here in about six weeks
One of these years we're gonna get that together
One of these years we're gonna get that together. You got to go man. Let's go over your NBA
Because that's really all that's going on in the NBA right now besides Javelle McGee continues to screw things up
Your NBA standings right now eastern conference Atlantic division new jersey
Bringing up the rear 12 and a half games out of first place. They are a game and a half worse than the Toronto Raptors
The New York Nicarbockers right in the middle of the pack Boston now a game and a half behind the still
Devision leading Philadelphia 76. Oh my gosh. How do they do this? I don't know the central division the bad boys have Detroit still in last place
They have lost four in a row. They're 22 games out of first place. They're bad boys for a different reason now
They're just bad there and but they're still only two games behind Cleveland
So not giggle. Oh hello David checking David David checking in from Ranger spring training. He's out of surprise. There is over right now
Really? Hi David. Hi David
Good to see you. Hey brother. Um, I don't know if you know about May 3rd, but look it up
Or give me a call later on because I want to see you be gonna come hang out with me on May 3rd
Ultimate Marvel movie marathon
Cleveland is six four games behind the Milwaukee Bucks, Indiana is five and a half games better than them
But Indiana now ten and a half games behind the Chicago Bulls
Oh darn Chicago is running away in the southeast division
Charlotte is now seven and 38. They are the Columbus Blue Jackets of the NBA. Oh, they are your lead on HL standings now
27 and a half games at a first place
You say Blue Jackets
We're going to talk NHL a little bit later. Oh, okay. I was about to say I'm sure what is the Columbus Blue Jackets of the NBA
uh
Washington 24 games out of first place
They are gosh almighty
Washington is 16 games behind Atlanta for third place in the division
Atlanta is eight games out Orlando is now five and a half games back of your Miami heat
Your Miami damn skipping not mine
Western conference Pacific division Sacramento 12 and a half games out of first place
They are three games behind golden state golden state three and a half behind phoenix the Lakers are now three games up on the Clippers
In the Northwest division Portland 14 games at a first place. They are only a half game behind Minasura
Minnesota three and a half games behind both Utah and Denver
But Utah and Denver are now ten games behind the team that will own the western conference for the next five
Years being the Oklahoma City time and in the Southwest division the New Orleans Hornets conflict of interest are 20 games out of first place
They are 12 and 35 they have a 255 winning percentage not as bad as Charlottes who's out of 156
But they are 13 and a half games behind both Memphis and Houston Dallas has pulled a half game ahead of them
But Dallas is still six games behind the San Antonio Spurs
There's nothing I'm I'm just waiting for them to there's only 16 games left in the season sir
So right now right now the magic number for San Antonio is 11
Heck was that that's in the back that was the horn of the play in the basketball court as well
So now if the playoffs had started today
Here's how it would break down in the eastern conference your eighth seed would be the New York Knicks
They are holding on to the eight seed by a half a game
With Mill walkie on their heels Boston would be your seven seed Atlanta six
They would have the Indiana would have a tiebreaker over them Philly four Orlando three
Miami two and a half games behind Chicago. So Chicago would still have the one seed
in the western conference
Houston right now has the eight seed
Utah seven Memphis six Dallas five now Dallas has moved up the problem Dallas has is if the
The playoffs started today they would have the Clippers in the first round. Oh god
You were thinking you hear to say that you hear find the day where you'd say Dallas has a problem because they'd have the Clippers in the first round. No
So the Clippers have the four seed Lakers three San Antonio two San Antonio is three and a half games behind Oklahoma City
Oklahoma City right now
I'm looking I'm looking they do have the best record in the league. Oh, no, they don't they're three games behind Chicago
But they've got 750 winning percentage nothing wrong with that sir
But we are getting close to playoff time in both the NBA and the NHL
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Let's do one of the things that we do so well on this show and it is wrestling talk
If you tune into the USA network Monday night at eight o'clock in the east coast five o'clock of the west coast seven o'clock locally
They will be doing a one-hour special about the rock versus John Cena
It's basically a one-hour build-up. Is that what it is?
We really need this. Yeah, have we seen all the promos? It's just gonna be all the promos again. Pretty much as far as I know I'm not DVR in it. No
But we've seen it
I don't understand why we want do this next Saturday night the night before WrestleMania do it as like a follow-up to the hall of fame or something
Why do this right before rock? I don't know
Saw an interesting interview with Kevin Nash this week
Where he said
Did somebody ask him why didn't you ever wrestle CM Punk?
You had this huge build-up and then nothing happened
He said apparently he was never cleared to wrestle full-time
Because he has a history of cardiovascular issues in his family doc you have had some cardiovascular issues in your recent history
Yes
Four or five years ago and Kevin Nash apparently is on the drug platyx
Yes, it is a blood thinner. He says it's not
Yeah, well actually what what platyx does it actually there's plates that build up and it actually it breaks up the plates
Which essentially does take makes it go through so it does actually thin the blood but he says that's the reason the doctor would not clear him
Uh full-time and he does say that it was if if the storyline had gone like it was supposed to be gone
It was supposed to be revealed that it was Lord and Ninus that texted him at summer's like duh
Uh, I've just heard never I've never heard anybody actually address it before
Well, I'm just wanting why they do a build-up when you know what drug he's on and he's not cleared to do this
And yet there's a build-up and then nothing I thought it was weird too to me that that means something else
I read a relatively interesting interview with Andrew Goldstein
uh earlier today
uh former member of WWE creative and apparently there is something
That he brought up in a meeting that is a no-no that
Vince McMahon doesn't ever want to hear mentioned
You know what's up really the um and it was something that I couldn't stand no
Something that I couldn't stand when it was going on
That just drove me up a wall. It was the American bad-ass
Edition version of the Undertaker
Vince hated so did I everybody did that's why they were a leader that's why they literally buried it at
Survivor Series that year apparently he brought it up like in a creative meeting and apparently Bruce Pritchard shot him
A look like don't talk about that don't bring that up in front of Vince don't you talk about that boy?
Don't you talk about that boy?
His events is so protective of Undertaker's character and mystique and rightly so it's money in the bank
Basically
There's equity in the mysterious mystique of the Undertaker and that whole
Biker image but this is the closest thing to who I am in real life
But nobody wants that
And so are the point yeah exactly the point
But I always gonna mention about the plavex thing
I mean you can take plavex and like I work out three times a week. Yes, you do so. I do
Shows, you know
By monthly here
It's I mean you are clear to do pretty much everything in the world
Athletically when you're on that drug. That's why I'm calling shenanigans
On that particular you're declaring shenanigans
I'm declaring shenanigans because I mean, you know
If I can work out an hour then Kevin Nash and see him punk can go for five minutes
That's my opinion
So maybe maybe that wasn't good enough for
For punk that maybe he wanted to go longer
It's a punk punk is a fan of not doing a match for a match is sake
He wants to be if you watch especially with this last few weeks
That dude knows how to tell a story in a match
He's one of the very few old school style wrestlers that are left in this end
That way has been of course, and I'm maybe gonna make someone angry at this
But I mean how good could a match between CM Punk and Kevin Nash actually be that as good as the latter match of him and
Triple H was I know so that's let's just you know, let's yeah
Punk would have to carry that match on his shoulders completely. Let's talk about wrong. Yes
Or lack thereof I actually had to read a raw report online because we had some real bad storms
It came through here on Monday and it kind of jacked up my my uverse
But from what I've read here's what I've gathered
How many members of punk's family are we gonna bring in this Jericho thing
Because now we're talking about his sister apparently having a drug addiction
And
Jericho's gonna go through the whole family tree. That's exactly what he's gonna do. They got one more week
Oh, well then we have one more week of it then there we go one more family member. He can try one more branch. Yeah
Apparently Mark Henry gets rock bottom
At the end of the match he had with Sina
Was there any explanation of that or did you just he did it in Rocky? Yeah, I didn't Rocky left
He just looked at him kind of pointed at his eyes and pointed at him and then walked out. I'm like, okay
I think it's just the fact that he could take down the silver back in front of Sina and then you're going
That's what I can do or it was one of those. This is for making me put up with the nation
Yeah
exactly
You know
You know it could have been a simulation Mark Henry wants to work with the rock one more time before he would tires
It's like it's the only way you can get him in the rain. When is that day gonna get here? Um, it's this is gonna be it
I hope so it's this see it's gonna be this year
Also the only other thing I thought it was interesting is that apparently they showed some footage from a house show
They did an MSG recently
Where Triple H went to give the pedigree to Dolph Ziegler stopped gave the throat slash and turned it into a tombstone
Real where they showed this on rock wow
So good for him
Good good for Hunter good good. I'm glad he did that. I'm getting a little bit more and more on board with this this this match every week
I think it's gonna be a fine match. I still think it's gonna be 20 and 0 but there's gonna be shenanigans
There's gonna be shenanigans. There's always shenanigans such as this is the third time these wrestlers triple H
But let's talk about impact a little bit
Uh victory road nothing really happened
Except only one belt changed hands and you will never guess unless you guys read the results from a victory road at all
No, you want to guess who your new TV champion is beating Robbie e and victory road staying
Rob and no sting wrestled
um
Bobby rude and I matched that ended very awkwardly with
Dixie getting in the ring a very very very very uncomfortable
No, Rob and him has not yet come back, but he is slated too
My TV champ of all time won't TNA is still velvet sky every time every entrance. That's my TV champ. So Devon
Good for brother good. You're you're kidding. I read that. I need to read it twice. I'm like
So that's where Devon's been. He's your new TV champ good for him. That's really only gonna happen to victory road
Good for him. Uh apparently Sting has told Dixie in the opening segment which took about 25 minutes of the show
And he doesn't want to be the GM anymore. He wants to go get rested up and come back as a full-time wrestler
Better than he's ever been before
But in order for him to do that he can't be the GM of impact
So he wants Hogan to now be the GM of impact which spoiler alert if you haven't watched it. It's been two days deal with it
They have offered it to Hogan and they went off the air before Hogan could respond to
I swear as I'm sitting here if you're gonna do this
Don't don't turn Hogan heal again. I beg you
Let him finish his career face
But when is that gonna be
Finishes career he has said in interviews that he's gonna do one more face run as as the old style Hulk Hogan
And then that's it. I think it all us to do with how good the uh the video he has out now this running around
Yeah, apparently there is a sex tape that's floating around out there of him
He says he doesn't remember it like it was right after his divorce and he had kind of lost his mind and
Like he said he said I was doing a lot of drinking and party in in that era. So
Yeah, but he's nothing illegal nothing illegal. He's not he's not denying that it happened
But he's like I'd really rather this thing doesn't get out
Well, you think so and it's not his wife
Well, yeah, it's not that's why it was right off the horse is drinking and partying and
It does kind of fall under a certain genre of uh
cinema
So yeah, which I'm not a fan of I'll put you that I'd like to send a memo to Vince McMahon right now if I can
Get ahold of Hernandez and get him now
Hernandez well, I can formerly of LAX now of mexican america uh-huh because let me tell you what what angle they were in Thursday night
Yeah, mexican america him and an archaea who's absolutely just a spare
They get a tag team title match
But both them and sorita and rosita are both getting tag team title matches
But the stipulation is they go out there out there partying in the parking lot of what not and who shows up
But Josh Lewis from repo games
Good
I swear to you this happened like I had to make sure I was awake. I believe you I believe you man
And he's gonna repo their car, but they'd have to play the repo games thing
So he gets the first question right he gets the second question wrong like the first question is when did mexico get his independence
And he knew exactly 1821
The second question was did the chimichang go start in mexico or the united states
And an archaea who's mexican heritage. I'm a little fuzzy on
Oh my dear kana used to make the best ones in mexico. I was mexico
He said you're incorrect. It was in the united states so lift the car. He's like no, no, no
He's like, yeah, one more question the spell bottle of horror
I'm not kidding you this really happened
And he goes, okay, it's a gw
Lift the car a lot of horror
He is not left the car
No, no, no, we got the tag team title matches. We get the day. We get the money. We get the gold
He's like, okay, I hold on to it. So the girls lose
To arrogant ODP who by the way their wedding will be on the April 12th episode of impact. This is her name. This is thing. Okay. Yeah
And then the guys lose well as the guys are losing the repo games that dude comes down and takes the women throws one over each shoulder and walks out
He puts ODP on the shoulder. No, no, no, Rosita and Serita. Oh, okay. That's about to say
So then they're out there. He's gonna cut out the car anyway, and he goes and the reboot dude goes watch this
And he looks at the girls and he goes they ain't got no money. They ain't got no gold. They ain't got no car
They're like, we're leaving with you
But I was like, this is how far her nandas has fallen
Then he's getting hold of him right now because I'm telling you
You bring him over
That dude has the agility of Ray Mysterio and and the size of Batista. Uh-huh
And he'll blow out his batella just like Sincara didn't be another bust
But you know, he's still in there. He's still in the intro to smack down. I don't know how
Nothing was all he drives out with the one deer. I'll be pretty happy
The one-deer tractor. Yeah, God rest you ready
I miss you so much. Let's talk about smack down a little bit. All right, because there's not really much going on
Um, Evan born Monday and it got into an accident breaks his foot in four places
Why are we even talking about accident was it he did not say
Was it a car accident was it was not said it was just an accident got into a accident broke my foot in four places
Can you say
Future endeavor
Please summer slam tickets on sale today, which they are now touting as the 25th anniversary of such an aversary of summer slam
Which we know will probably be the 25th not the 25th anniversary, right
So that of course as we know for the foreseeable future summer slam is going to be an LA every year
So there's that um happy 47th birthday to the undertaker today
Born on this day in 1965 interesting factoid by the way that he's actually over the new today would have been
Today would have been the 97th birthday of one gorgeous George. Ah
Also turning 30 today jack swagger
Jack swagger and the undertaker share and his list turns 25
We were talking about this in free show apparently there was an error at the smackdown tapings and I
I'm kind of perturbed on the the long term version of this story as um
Zach writer comes out to wrestle jack swagger at the live tapings
Lillian Garcia introduces him as Lillian
She introduces him as long island icy jack swagger
Which these things happen undertaker
But apparently Sina comes out and completely berates her over it. That's because she said no when he asked her out
Could be a whole cheese and then so he brings out Tony Chimble who's the old smackdown announcer and says let's you know
Maybe he's not the best-looking guy, but he at least knows what he's doing
And has him in do now this was all edited out
Cluck if you watch smackdown they actually re-recorded her dialogue and sinked it pretty well
But you can hear that there's a difference classless much
Let me ask you something john Cena
We ask you something real basic
Aren't you spearheading does it the sleeve of your new t-shirts talk about
Anti-bullying messages and you're gonna go out in the middle of god and everybody and you're gonna be right a ring announcer because she made a mistake
No, it's paying attention to what she says anyway because she's too hot. She's Lillian
How much of you had to drink tonight
I love me some Lillian as do I don't know you she's on my laminated card by the way
You know just in case Lillian Lillian if you're listening
You sure I was sending the scene a thing she told you to watch it
Sure I was still in the room. Oh the one with the one-year anniversary and we're supposed to have a side project with yeah, okay. Yeah
Yeah, I'll be watching it. Yeah
You know where he'll be a week from tomorrow dear heart kick in my ass. Oh, sorry. I said I said kick in my donkey. Sorry
Okay, okay, all right
Couple only a couple of real things here
Apparently the funniest part of Smackdown for me was Zach Rider is lobbying to
Teddy long to be on team Teddy for for WrestleMania in this 12-man tag match
And he's like man he goes he has his rally outside and and Teddy says player
That was a good day, but you're really he wasn't big enough
It wasn't because you want big bro and he brings in Kali who was completely Zach Ridered out. Oh, no, he's not
Yes, he any and Kali actually says
Woo-woo-woo you know it
In oh my I'm telling you Zach Riders my new leader. I'm in man. Yeah, I like I mean he's no Rob Van Dan
But I mean I'm I like the guy. I like the kid. You know, I like him. He's a brosky
You know, especially if he's going to be working for you know Santino. I mean come on
That is a couple why that's going to be Santino and Rider man
So so so Kali apparently is a brosky and it was very funny. I quite enjoyed that good for him
And they did and now we talked on this show last week about the rumors of money in the bank going away and becoming no way out
They announced on Smackdown tickets for no way out when on sale today
So money in the bank as a pay per view may be gone
Um
Is there any bit been because I keep looking and I can't find anything what is your what is your beat on this whole
FCW thing
Rumors are that FCW is closing its doors
Triple H did a an interview where he basically said why would we cut off our news to spiderface
I think all that really boils down to is that they're just trying to pull it out of Florida
I just think they're trying to move it up to Stanford
Doesn't make a whole lot of sense to me. Well, they do very well in Florida. Their TV deal was ending
I know that I think I think that WW corporate would rather have them developing their
their
But it doesn't really matter where you develop them
Yeah, who puts a Memphis with where the moon dogs are at and superstar Billy Dundee and you know like or
Uh, Minneapolis. Yeah, you know, or here for gods that that's what I'm just that's what other people are saying
I miss this and we need to backtrack a little bit. I apologize backtrack backtrack doc. I don't know if you heard about this
Okay, what TNA slam aversory
Which is there one of their majors the june pay per view which will be their 10th anniversary
Was velvet gonna be there? I'm assuming she will be it will be at the university of Texas at Arlington
It's gonna be at UTA. We're the first time in four years. Here's the problem. What
It's not my wife's birthday
Okay, we won't
But it's gonna be at UTA. I Charlotte brought it to my attention. What's the update on that? June 10th
Is the 10th anniversary of the coming it's the first time like four years they've been here and it's on a Saturday or a Sunday
All right, and it's one of their majors dad and bound for glory
And I just locked down would be a major wouldn't it at least at least it's not house blues again
See we're running into a predicament because velvet's also on my card
And if I'm in the same room with her um Amy's gonna get quite perturbed with me. That's a pretty girl. Uh-huh
But you know what I'm they're finally doing a pay-per-view here true
You know, I'm excited. I'm gonna. I want to try to go if if the wife's okay with it
Because she may say no, it's my birthday. You must be home and I'm cool with that because I would I you know what I would do
I was charlotte says apparently they've forgiven me
No, no
They've been here one since you know here's what you do here's what you do you take her to a one of those brunch places
That does all the seafood stuff and it's like 30 bucks a person and like kind of stuff and just
Anything and your mantra is anything she wants up until six
And so do that. How long have you been married doc?
Well, never exactly
I'm not saying it's a good one. We do love his lady friend
Amy's a part of the show and we love her. I'm not saying it's a great plan. I'm just saying dude. It's not even a plan
It's a plan. You have to be a good plan to be a poorly hatched plan
I've actually pulled it off and it works now. Well, it wasn't with a wife first say that's like try to dig your way out of a cell and
Aquatrice with a spork you have no idea what you're up against
I've been saying you know if you day to grow who likes you know a brunch and seafood then you're pretty much in with that
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And we figured that the Illuminati runs Pinterest. I was wondering why she always covered up her left eye
The heat vision that she's she's actually giving you right now probably. Yeah, I thought I thought she was just winking at me. I apparently I was wrong
Let's do NHL talk put roots on you
Good
Girl I thought he had put roots on
So the old psychic commercials. I know I read the other day that apparently in the 90s
New York City to get 15 people off of their welfare payrolls train them how to be phone psychics. Oh jeez
The miss Cleo's school of learning. That's what it was dude. That's what I covered. It was a miss Cleo commercial. Oh
Miss Cleo Sydney Crosby does return
He's had like nine points in his return, but none of them have come from goals. Just assists all assists, but he's
What what is Pittsburgh worried about right now? Nothing. I mean, they're just they're beating everybody
Well, we'll get to that here very very shortly
Well, maybe not everybody right now. I must tell you guys the best hockey game I've been to this year
Well, I actually was a little bit of last year was the Bruins went up to you saw them in Boston
That's right. You did didn't you right? Bruins. John's beloved Boston Bruins. Yes. Yes
My my lovely lady friend took me to the Boston Bruins. We had center ice and it was a quite
It was fantastic
Great hockey great hockey. I know I actually became a fan of the Bruins. They have great fans up there
Let's do your standings right now Eastern Conference Atlantic division the New York Islanders with 71 points
Worst in the league not yet my friend. They are
19 points behind the New Jersey Devils New Jersey is four points behind Philly
Here's something for you
Pittsburgh not in first place right now really they are one point behind the New York Rangers
But wow they have both clenched a playoff spot
The Northeast division the Montreal Canadiarons
71 points also Worst in the league not yet my friend. They are three points behind the Toronto Maple Leafs
Toronto is
Eight points behind Buffalo or 12 points behind Buffalo Buffalo was two points behind Odorwa
And Odorwa is now three points behind John's beloved Boston Bruins
So it's getting a little hairy in that division in the Southeast division the Tampa Bay Lightning with 73 points
Obviously not the worst in the league
They are two points behind the Carolina Hurricanes
Carolina is three points behind the Winter peg Jets Winter peg is four points behind the Washington Ovechkins
And they are four points behind my beloved Florida Panthers
Western Conference
Central division up. No, we're gonna hold a central division the Northwest division
The Edmonton Oilers 69 points Worst in the league not yet my friend
They are three points behind the Minnesota Wild Minnesota is 11 points behind Calgary Calgary two points behind Colorado
and
Vancouver who has clenched the division because they are now
12 points ahead of Colorado which puts them almost
They are 32 points ahead of Edmonton in the division right now
You're boy
In the Pacific division Anaheim 75 points Worst in the league not yet my friend. They are nine points behind
San Jose
Dallas is there's a good news bad news situation for your Dallas dolls
The bad news is still sounds like a gay vampire when he does the bad news is third place in the division yikes
The good news is
Phoenix and Los Angeles are tied. They are one point ahead of Dallas right now
So this is gonna come down the wire. Oh, geez
Now it's going to the central division. It's time to play everybody's favorite game
How far behind the Chicago Black Hawks are the Columbus Blue Jackets
Columbus currently has 55 points. It is the worst in the league now
Doc is new to the show
First time guest on the show very happy to have him here. This is John Houser. Hello. Thank you knowing this man for many many years
I pose the question to you sir. How many points behind
The Chicago Black Hawks are the Columbus Blue Jackets?
I'm gonna say 36 however what what they should do is great a new mascot
They should call him Chuckie the pub
Budgets replaced to see with a pee and there you go
That will
If it's a great isn't that it isn't that it's an ice cream cake at Carvelle. Oh, that's but you the way out of the well
Okay chat. I know they are cookie-bush if we go to cookie-bush
Well, I know I know
Robert Klein did a routine about that for me at Father's Day they used the same mole, but it was just a tie. I know
We have a Tom the turkey for Thanksgiving. Tom the Tom the target for Thanksgiving. What's Carvelle so good?
It was
I said. Oh, he is good. Doc is he has 36 points. I actually had a cookie-push this year at Paul Burnside's birthday
Every year we either give him a cookie-push or we do a fudge either way. I'll have to go
There's a there's a there's actually a car
Don't tell me you guys did there. No, I'm not sure where but it's here in town. You better far know
I'm gonna find out of the show. Okay. How you gotta eat?
I'm gonna find a way Doc Doc is guess 36 points chat. That's what I was gonna go for was 36 you are one off
They are 37
How appropriate Chicago is tied with Nashville of 92 points Detroit is one point ahead of them
Oh, yeah, by the way St. Louis has a hundred and one point
The division
So Columbus is now 56 points by the lead
If you're if you're playoff started today
Here's how it goes in the eastern conference the 8c would be the Washington, Ovechkins
Seven would go to Ottawa six New Jersey five Philly four Pittsburgh three Florida two Boston and one the Rangers
Western conference Dallas would have the 8c right now
But the good news is they got a little bit of breathing room because they're two points ahead of I'm sorry
No, I'm sorry. They've got the 8c, but how is that possible?
Oh Colorado I think Columbus. They are two points ahead of Colorado for the 8c
Phoenix seven Chicago six five Nashville four Detroit three the Los Angeles Kings
Two Vancouver one St. Louis if the playoff started today interesting. So that's where we're at
We move on with a little bit of music talk
On thursday Whitney Houston's autopsy was returned
she did drowned of
Drowning, but she had him a combination of marijuana cocaine and Benadryl in her system as well as congestive heart failure
Yeah, now the new controversy on this is that her hotel room is apparently was very clean when they have that was gonna be my next question
Yeah, so what they're thinking is someone was with here at the time and so her or not or the sister-in-law slash
Publishist is the one that reported it right so so we're thinking she came in and we're regardless of who gave her
Whatever she just wanted to come in and clean up make just you know that kind of stuff
So there was some crime scene tampering is what they're saying right now. So this is the same publicist that
Refuted the story when it broke
Correct correct now
There are also conflicting reports ray jay is reporting he didn't know because they were on again off again
Which is kind of weird to me, but he is reporting that he did not know
That she was on drugs again
Other people are saying um, how could you not know that? Yeah, you were the one that gave her a bag of cocaine
Boy talking to ray jay about that or yes, and he the one who uh with uh got to got the connection on video with the Kardashians
Yes
So now he's in now he's in link with this well, he apparently he'd been dating her on and off since right after her and Bobby split up
How old's ray jay like younger than us
Uh
Mariah Carey and Nick Cannon anyone but you know who we could find out would that's just nasty. What do you think tom green
Have you ever seen that clip right? It's like ray jay show where he was looking for love
And he's talking like his posse of boys, and he's like what do you think tom green and tom green is just standing there?
It's like how did that happen
But that's I think this is gonna get really I mean no one I mean no one's questioning that the death was accidental
I mean we're all we we all know that but it's just the whole clean up process
There's gonna be some other people charged in this and the story's not going away
And for once unfortunately
Nancy Grace may have been right about someone else being involved in all this so I know
Hi, I'm Nancy Grace, and I think everything's a conspiracy
You know can't stand that woman
Well
Yeah, there it is and I know I'm not alone there
Yeah, I had a what a wardrobe mouth function just like Janet
Charlotte says ray jay was born in 1981. So he is 31 years old this year. He's going on with Whitney
That's just
Okay, congratulations to Adele her can her success continues
You know I'm gonna choose a different song because there's a better song that's on the album
This song makes me cry. It's that part of the rain does I don't know any Adele song whatever really
I really really like her I mean I'm just crying because she has a career
Wow
Oh, doc these are the jokes. These are jokes
These are jokes. I'm crying because she knocked off dire straits abandoned. I truly love and we're we're gonna
And we're gonna talk about I'm gonna play the new single because I really like to do single instead
Mm-hmm, but she does pass dire straits brothers and arms
On the UK's highest-selling albums of all timeless what really freaks me out is when you realize who else is around her on this list
She is now
Number six selling 4.15 million copies of this album called 21
Number five on this list is thriller
Number four is oasis is what's the story morning glory? So let me go ahead and reiterate
oasis has sold more albums in the UK than Michael Jackson. Why? Number three abba's gold
Number two beels sergeant peppers lonely hearts club band and the number one selling album of all time in the UK is
Queens greatest hits. Yes, and I think my wife probably bought about a million of her because she loves queen
I just thought that was odd
Thriller's number five all time in the UK much less private oasis. I bought me. It's bread. So mean come on. I mean, I was this is down
Not to really not over there. They weren't music new releases this coming week
Macy Gray releases covered which is a cover album that comes out Monday. She's still she's still in the business
I mean buckwheat buckwheat sings called new albums looking pin up in all the wrong places looking pin up
Okay
Madonna's MDNA which we all know what that reference is now don't we?
That release is also on Monday, but Tuesday clay ache and releases his new album called steadfast once again being played 24-7 at the village station
Hahaha
Of Christian music as I am I have to put this in here sidewalk profits release their sophomore album live like that
I've heard the new single I like it a lot. I'm very excited to hear this new album iron maiden releases the album and vivo
Along with an accompanying blue ray or DVD? Yes. I actually saw this show
It was on the final frontier tour we went and saw him last year. Okay, they had I saw the settlest
for in vivo and it's the same it's almost almost there's like one substitution except for
rath child which we saw at hours what which they did at Gexel last year it's gonna be a great
record I'm a huge Iron Maiden fan obviously I remember you talk about you huh have I told
you the story about the the barbecue place that's in my hometown well no I don't think
whatever time whenever go like to Florida just open recently it's called rock and roll ribs
and it's it's run by the drummer from Iron Maiden oh cool I'm a nickel McBrain yes and the
food is amazing like it's really good cool and it's all all the memorabilia is all over
the wall yeah it's amazing it's really cool this would be like mecha for you what's in
Iron Maiden good lord what's interesting about this release is that run to the hills is
not on this I love that song well I know here's the reason why because the last three live
albums have included run to the hills and actually this this record actually encompasses the last
five records oh yeah from brave new world fear the dark a matter of life and a matter of life
and death so the most the live stuff is actually going to go here the one thing which has never
been recorded live you are going to see us attract from the first record running free real
which Bruce has never really sung in like in any of the tours since he's been part of the band
this is the first time I've actually pulled this one from the vault oh wow and so it actually
it's us making the live record I'm actually really looking forward to this this is out of this list
this is my pick for the for the week so I also I'm going to skip this next one and come back
to it shine down raises their new album Amor Rillis the all American rejects releases kids in
the street and the Mars Volta releases not turn it what a great title what a great title it is I
want to go back I don't know how much you've heard about this Lionel Richie releases a brand new
album called Tuskegee on Tuesday what do you know about this besides the history of it or what
this album actually is nothing I don't know I know the history behind this the Tuskegee here I'm
glad that you're both sitting down if you're listening to the show make sure you're seated we are
this album which he sold 10,000 copies of on one of the home shopping networks this past week
I mean like the two was one of the only one hour he sold 10,000 copies of the CD it is all him
redoing his greatest hits country style but he's a newbie but I'm telling you that that let me
see if I can pull up a track listing because it's all duets from what I know so is he going the
Darius Rucker route I don't know because this is just weird for me this is weird I mean Darius can
pull it off but I'm Lionel well but think about it who who did who else did Lionel write songs for
Kenny Rogers Kenny Rogers well you know that's that's true he wrote Lady which is a great song
and he has par the Lionel train set so there he goes I guess that would work with country okay he
sings endless love with Shania Twain I'd be interested in this you are you are this yeah that one
with Blake Shelton say you say me with Jason Aldin stuck on you with Darius Rucker so there you
got that deep deep river woman with little big town my love with Kenny Chesney dancing on the
ceiling with rascal flats hello with Jennifer nettles hello from with Jennifer nettles from
Sugarland sail on with Tim McGraw intrigued I'm gonna go look for this tonight endless love with
Shania Twain just for you with Billy Kerrington lady with Kenny Rogers really yep easy with Willie
sense easy easy easy with Willie Nelson by the way I didn't know he was making that recording
and all night long with Jimmy Buffett you know I'm intrigued I'm definitely I'll look this up I will
look this up you know and I'm gonna say something here my mom would be intrigued by this I'm I
don't know I'm not a jewels I understand where he's coming from I get the song writing Lionel
Richie was a great songwriter no one's knocking that no one's knocking his talent I just think
this is a my opinion sounds like a cash yet I get the chance to work with Shania Twain on
the tickets on well you know hey there it doesn't surprise me that he worked with Blake Shelton
because he was a mentor on the voice but you get but you right now you can download this
the album releases Tuesday but you can get it from Amazon right now I'll be buying the new
ministry record instead and the new Iron Man you're buying the new Iron Man yeah I'm gonna be
with Iron Man in ministry on Tuesday not with the Lionel Richie but let's see he's got the
picture layout of the Shania Twain and there we go maybe just let's go on campus for just a
moment you are listening to the clubhouse live every Saturday night eight on the east coast five
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haven't played yet okay right now Ohio State beat Syracuse I had that also you've got Louisville
taking on beating Florida Florida had a 10-point lead at half that that whole section of the bracket
for me was screwed because I had Mizzou in the final four anyway tomorrow at 220 Eastern you will
have Kentucky facing Baylor I've got Kentucky winning the whole thing also you have North Carolina
playing Kansas tomorrow at 505 I have North Carolina and Kentucky as my final two so big day
where's Memphis state Memphis state didn't make it now I think Memphis Memphis Memphis Memphis
now is there to be Memphis and I know Memphis actually got beaten the first round by St. Louis
so there's that that's where it's all it's going on college sports remember if you want more
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on April 1st live at Fox and how make sure you are there with us let us now go to a little thing
I like to call technology corner I got a couple things down on this
red today and an interview with the road dog Jesse James who states that the new age outlaws
will be in WWE 13 he said they have recorded the voiceover work it is him and Billy Gunn
that's interesting because I've been playing WWE 12 all week I know you have there is no voice
overwork in that game nothing anything that's scripted or that takes place on screen it's all done
in text like you can like you can create a storyline in that game and you can literally type
out anything anyone says but there is no voice overwork in this thing but I'll tell you this
that is one of the most customizable games I've ever had my hands on really I mean there is a
community that is a huge component of what makes that game so cool people will create
wrestlers entrances titan trons logos and somehow they're managing to get some stuff in this game
that I don't even know how they did it there they're like going around the like paint programs to
make their logos and they're somehow uploading like the actual NWL logos and nice bread hearts logo
really really interesting stuff but like I've already got road dog and Jesse James on the new age
outlaws I can be a road dog and Billy Con road dog and as a tag team in there on there I don't
have their theme song though that's not in the game but I'm sure I could get a hold of it I've got
it okay but any any did any hello last call yeah any MP any MP3 that you can put onto a CD
depending on your gaming platform you can rip the audio from that CD into the game and make that
be their entrance music so if you want to create the wrestler and upload the music he's in the game
and it's about as close to being the real thing as you could possibly get okay what else have you
got because that's all I've got uh I was talking to doc about this earlier uh Sony mentioned uh
apparently she's going to shut her zipper interactive the creators behind the so calm series and
nag so there goes another development house being being going the way of the dodo also um
uh pray to is rumored to be canceled now I know that you were a fan of the first one the whole
inversion shooting and it was like a launch title on the 360 it was it was actually a really fun
game uh those of you that like gaming on the go and our fans of angry birds the sequel angry
birds space doc already hasn't launched i'm already addicted already addicted to it this thing this
thing is wicked using physics based uh zero gravity puzzles now it is so addictive I actually gave my
class an extra test this week so I could play angry birds while they were taking the test it was
impromptu and uh in other news street fighter producer Yoshino Rono has been hospitalized after
falling ill during a promotional event promoting street fighter cross taken they're not saying
what the nature of this illness is uh but apparently he felt like really really ill like it's
physically deteriorated rapidly it had to be rushed to a hospital so don't know where it goes from
there but our best wishes go out to him charlotte says she's been playing twisted metal when she
sucks at it charla's been playing twisted metal i'm reading in the chat room wow that that i did not
expect cool i'll highlight on street lights on so street light is on which means we end every show
with a list and we have a brand new listing that we debuted last week
the pendulum swings back to me this week for the list which means i will have POI next week
i thought i'd go through today my top 10 cold e-grails these are stuff that i want
like things that i want to own your red router bbq some of them are attainable some of them currently
are not so let's go through a number 10 if you know anything about me you know i'm a big fan
of the bobbin tom show which is a radio show out of an indianapolis that is nationally syndicated
that we had here for a little while but they screwed it up my very first bobbin tom album i ever
owned was called with a little help from our friends i would love to have this again problem is
it's gonna cost me any bucks i keep looking for it for you to anything whatever you can find from
them send me a list and i'll tell you if i have it up i don't okay because there's a lot of
their early stuff that i don't have i can't find number nine the show ed not currently available on
dbd blue right never wanted to watch ed remind me tom kavanaugh he's a a lawyer whose wife
divorces him so he goes back to the small town he grew up and and runs the bowling alley oh that
what that would you know it would remind me very much of northern exposure very very much like it was
shot kind of the same stuff yeah i would gen and i both love that show it has never been available
on dbd i don't know why food fighters did the theme song yeah
get on that worldwide pants because that was why was a letterman thing oh it was it was it was
worldwide pants produced yeah yeah number eight i want there are two wrestlers that i want
definitive books from one of them i think we will get very soon i do too with the undertaker
probably retiring after this year that's a guy whose book i want to read 20 you know should be the
name of the book they're just called the streak and i but see i want i want that book it up but i
want it i want it more encapsulating than just that then justice yeah oh yeah i want the whole story
and i want a real one from triple likes that building the game thing it would that's more of a
workout manual than it is a book i want this guy to write a book now given his station in the
company i don't know that that will happen anytime soon but what are you gonna do uh number seven
this shocks me why i've talked about this for years you want this one this bad i want the smoking
skull belt because it's awesome i want the one that's got the rattlesnake skin back on it i just
don't have 450 dollars that's pretty cool it's got smoke and it has skulls i mean i'm
totally in with both of those and six get it well yeah that too yeah number six i want to drop
board for the show okay modify i thought kicking in the back it's a holy grail list sir
i was well but this is i know it's the flying circus but it's all like yeah okay but there's more
coming um i i want to drop board for this show i cannot find a good one online that doesn't hold
the one i found only holds like nine drops and they have to be wave five oh jeez i want a real
i don't care if it's software or if it's a physical thing i can put on the desk i can just push the
button like like radio stations do right i want i didn't go on the baby didn't go in the baby
that was supposed to be animal house uh number five i want to ticket to see James Taylor live
seeing him fantastic i want to see him live i just go
oh and and the longer i wait the less of it because i'll never get to see Phil Collins live
because he's done little known fact i did a solo show and opened up for his brother living
stand one night really and uh yeah i would also i mean i got to see billy joe live so that was good
for me name dropper all the things i want to say and i got zero out of five because i can't say
them we'll be off here what's what's funny is uh living stand looks exactly like james really uh
but uh yeah the james show live show yes you must get a ticket you must make this part of your holy
grail i just i need this i need this why is it i think we're you may have to go to Colorado to see
him now but that's where you hang this next one you're out of your mind no i'm not no i'm not
it's beautiful but there ain't no way number four i want the throne from game of thrones
have you doc you've seen this thing it's i mean when you when you have a throne that is literally
made from the swords of the dudes you've killed i want this their rain wilson for a while his
twitter avatar was he actually got him a picture of himself sitting really yes and i was like
that is the most awesome thing i have ever seen in my very comfortable though yeah i don't care
i just want i want to put it in this studio just sit in it and up until now i want to captain
curk you know command chair for my lazy boy you know but now i've just seen the game of thrones uh
no that actually that could be i know that could be the manliest thing on the planet
i just i don't know anything more that just i know i'm screams but cheesemo you you you actually
feel the hairs in your chest getting longer as you sit there i'm not care of the sea of the cushions
made of stone i i'm in i'm in that's i need to put that on my bucket list i want a picture of
me on that from you know number three i want to copy i want to replica of the wcw television
title one of my favorite reals ever it's one of my favorites of all time and i i understand i
have made a promise to all of our listeners at restlamania the gold will be there time all of them
i'm bringing all of them number two a theme show from this song with docket promised me a year
ago i know i the projects you know i can make all the excuses i'll tell you what i will have a
theme show uh oh i'm sorry theme show for a theme song for you here what give me like four weeks
okay it's it's on the air this is recorded give me four weeks it's um i will have you a
a theme song so before over the limit yes okay that's my goal i will have you've heard it on this
show i will have you just make sure you have a jpeg with it you and oh you want a jpeg no i've got
oh the jpeg so how did you do that on my own no uh maybe russelmanian next year there you go
and number one i've talked about it on this show i've talked about it outside recently we talked about
it is why this is not available is is beyond my comprehension it is called the godfather the novel
made for television and what this is is it is godfather and godfather part two put together
but it is cut chronologically so it starts with vido as a young boy and it ends with the end of godfather
two i haven't seen that it's five and a half hours long and there were rumors that when the dvds
came out that it was going to be the extra disc it didn't happen and then there were rumors when
the blue rays came out because they were the the copula reissues i just don't understand what they
couldn't do that with like seamless branching or something they could do this with what they've
got already all they got to do is just and it's it's the best way to spend five and a half hours
it really is because it's just it shows you the progression of the entire story but that is the
list which means the pendulum swings back to Chad for next week i may do the same thing i may do
Martin holy can i can i have one holy grill list yes please um this is actually along with your
theme of holy grill uh when gram when gram Chapman died they had an interview with all you know the
five surviving members of a money python and they all promised that they would do a movie
with all five of them again and that was 15 years ago and we are still waiting so i am literally
waiting for the holy grill part two have either one of you guys you've seen the seem the
life of Brian thing that they did on blue ray i haven't seen the messiah he's a very i've got it
yeah that needs to be a viewing with all of us yeah but that's that's my holy grill wish for the whole
actually the whole literally for the holy grill to literally the holy grill to you because they promise
the five remaining surviving members promised they would do something and we are still waiting
granted we've had various projects right if that's family i want all i've seen spam line it's
wonderful well doc we appreciate you being here on the show you're welcome anytime you want to be
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you home with something a little bit different kind of something we almost opened the show with
we're going to kind of close the show with okay one of my favorite bands of all time
got to see their reunion concert last october got to watch their lead singer who decided he was
going to work clown makeup on stage on halloween he sweated all out this is this is the gobos and their
version of pink floids comfortably numb listen to Cody's playbook tomorrow until next Saturday night
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