The Clubhouse – Episode 34
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In a Saturday night, it is 8 o'clock on the east coast, it is 5 o'clock on the west coast.
It is the 10th of March of the Year of our Lord, 2012, but it is season 2 episode 30, 4 of the clubhouse.
We welcome each and every one of you, whether you are listening live on archive or on your portable device.
We welcome you regardless.
We love you anyway, no matter which way you listen to as long as you listen in.
Because if you listen, you know.
I am Rob.
Back on it our normal time this week, and I got a little bit more energy, because I'm not just coming off the road.
I've been home all day relaxing for the first time in a very long time.
Joining me as he does each and every week, he is chat.
Welcome back to the regular time slot folks.
This is what it sounds like when we start on time indeed indeed.
Joining us also this week in what we call the rotating third chair is a young man who has been a long time friend of the show.
Friends since before there was a show.
And we finally were able to get him as a guest on this show.
He is branded.
He's so excited.
It's crazy that y'all started on time this week enough to black down the show.
Wow.
You have to talk up though, Brandon, because they need to be able to hear you start.
You think you would have been two hours behind this.
Well, there is extenuating circumstances last week, which are well documented.
If you listen to last week's shows.
The wheels were definitely off of last week's show, but I think we got things back under control this week.
Getting things worked out so we've got everything back on track this week.
We do want to remind all of our listeners this week.
If you are listening live, especially that this is the night of the time change.
So before you go to bed that I make sure you put all your clocks forward in hour,
because you're going to be getting the church as everybody else is leading tomorrow.
Depending on the church you go to, you might be getting there in the middle.
We'll actually start on time this week.
We start each and every show with corrections.
We only have one this week.
And Pricewater House did verify that for me.
It was, it's on me.
We were talking about Jean-Daisardine appearing in those horrible SNL skits where they've heard of the French teenage show.
And I thought Christian weed was playing Penelope and Miller's character from the movie.
She was not.
She was actually playing Bernice Beho's character.
Okay.
I'll take your word for it.
I didn't watch it anyway.
Well, I mean, I knew what to look for and I looked it up on IMDB.
So, that's on me.
I'll roll it.
Do you want to remind you about our partner show?
I've got a call last night from Cody about Cody's play about.
He will be doing a show tomorrow at three.
Okay.
So be aware he will also be joining us for WrestleMania on April 1st,
which we'll talk about a little bit later.
But right now let's get into a little bit of a movie talk.
You're looking at your about to say something, sir.
Nudge.
I don't want to bury the lead.
Okay.
Let's talk about box office numbers again since the show now airs on Saturdays.
We're not going to give you last week's box office totals because they're way old.
We're going to give you last night's box office totals.
Because we'd like to be as currentably possibly can.
Number 10 on Friday, making another $850,000 for a 29 day total of $87.9 million.
Journey to the mysterious island.
It's a juggernaut man.
He rock is already in talks for a third one.
We'll save her for him.
We'll save her for him.
Okay.
Bring them.
Just doesn't look interested in me.
We're okay.
I got a computer.
Kids like it.
Kids with the hair.
I think I'm, you know, you've got kids though.
I mean your kids might dig it.
But I don't want to see it.
So they're not going to see it.
Speaking of which, how about the picture of your kids on Facebook today?
How great was that?
Yeah.
Yeah.
When they finally have to do that.
Oh, okay.
So it's a makeup picture.
Yeah.
When I hit each other.
The caption was, fight your, your punishment.
You must hug.
Number nine.
Making $1.215 million on Friday for a 22 day total of $44.4 million for this means war.
The Reese Witherspoon Tom Hardy, Chris Pine vehicle.
I'm just hanging in there.
Again, not 12 bucks worth of sleep.
But I might watch it when it comes on cable.
I'm not going to lie in.
Yeah.
Especially now that she's redeemed herself in my eyes.
Number eight.
Another 1.265 million dollars for a 29 day total of 100.
Okay.
Let me, let me say this again.
A 29 day total of 115 million dollars for the vow.
Good Lord.
I'm just saying.
So thanks.
We just can't quite wrap our head around.
Yeah.
I can look at that.
I'm thinking probably.
That was one of his better ones.
I know.
Well, I don't know how well it would be.
The best soundtrack ever came from one of those films.
Well, what do you think were had a pretty good one?
I don't know.
I think this one was better.
Because the only original songs were that song he did in the movie.
And the president of the United States of America doing video killed the radio star.
This was just the soundtrack of 50 first dates.
It's just awesome.
And that's the one that had.
And that where it looks like sugar.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Computers wearing a little bit slow.
You'll have to forgive me on this.
Because of course Brandon has to ask.
Because that was 2004.
That was eight years ago.
That would be came out.
It was also hard for me to believe that Friday was the 15th anniversary of the death of the
Military SPIG.
Yeah.
Yeah.
That's been all over.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Maybe this is old man Rob talking again.
But where does it go?
Our life.
You're just like wow.
That was down a slowly spiraling drain.
That's where it goes.
I've seen years ago.
I'm stalling because I'm a different computer kitchen.
The assassination of.
Let's see.
The total of the 75 million dollar budgets.
It grows.
Why is it not.
It's giving me all these crappy.
You're a P in numbers.
I made 196 million worldwide.
Okay.
So yeah.
It made more money than the vow.
But how do I much right now?
Number seven.
Denzel Washington and Ryan Reynolds say house makes 1.3 million dollars on Friday for a 29 day total
of 112 put $1 million dollars.
And that's just the cash budget.
Number six.
Wow.
A movie that apparently according to Chad has gotten 0% rating on Rotten Tomatoes.
One point $1.92 million dollars for the Eddie Murphy vehicle 1,000 words.
A film that was shot in 2008.
They're saying that the jokes in this thing are so past cultural relevance.
They're talking about Britney Spears is melt down and chili's baby back ribs.
Come on.
Am I really?
You chose it.
Baby back ribs is old.
Yeah.
It was already old about 2000.
I'm like no wonder.
But it's also directed by the same guy that directed me.
Dave and Norman.
The last couple of really high profile projects that just completely fell on their face.
Number five.
Two million more dollars for a 15 day total of $51.1 million dollars for act of valor.
Guys that directed this are in talks to do that Hercules movie with the rock.
Oh really?
Okay.
That movie looks good.
I mean, Charlottes is Charlottes proved.
Show.
Number four.
A movie that I thought was a video game movie and is not.
Two point six two five million dollars opening day for silent house.
Oh, that.
Yeah.
It's that murder or horror movie in real time.
Yeah.
Number three making just under four million dollars on Friday for an eight day total of 32.6 million dollars for project X.
Sequel talks already in the works for that too.
And I talked to somebody today who saw it and said they really liked it.
Something tells me there's more to this.
But I'm hearing polarizing reviews.
I'm hearing some people say it's terrible.
I'm hearing some people say no.
It's it really is good.
That make it look like it was a was it a really bad.
That's what they're making.
It's a found footage movie.
It's it's super bad meets the Blair Witch project.
Okay.
Basically.
Again, not 12 bucks worth of sea.
The Blair the Blair drunk project.
Number two still holding onto a top two spot with $9.6 million for an eight day.
Eight day total of 92.5 million dollars for the Lorax.
I don't mind.
I mean it made what like 60 by Sunday.
70.
70.
70 million.
Who would I thought that?
I'm not telling my kids to see that.
What do you think?
What are you?
I like it.
At some point if I have an hour and a half of my time to spare.
But number one.
A lot of people said oh underwhelming numbers.
I'm not sure if I believe that.
Midnight showings for this main thing made a half a million dollars.
Which makes you go, okay.
I can see that.
But then all of a sudden it rebounds on Friday making $9.9 million on opening day
for John Carter.
But it's also got a $250 million budget.
Well, Disney can afford a loss.
Well, but it's still.
That's a huge black eye for them.
That's that's not something that they are really taking lightly.
There are already viewing this as a flop.
I just don't think you can have expected much out of this movie because it's not.
It's not like it's quite like where it's got a huge recent following.
No.
This movie's been trying to get made for 20 freaking years.
Yeah.
It's been in development apocalypse for so long.
And not a lot of people are familiar with this character.
And you know, it a lot of what we are.
What we have grown up on has paid homage to this.
This kind of where it all started.
You know, a lot of people say that if it weren't for books like this,
that Star Wars wouldn't exist.
Fans of such things be of be aware and Charlotte will probably not like this.
And I'm sorry.
The teaser trailer for Twilight Breaking Dawn Part 2 will be attached to the Hunger Games next week.
I will go see the Hunger Games now.
Charlotte said she's going to camp out for it.
I'm not going to camp out.
You'll just you'll just join her in line.
Yeah.
Just hold my spine.
That's all my spine.
I'm going to see if I could do better.
You stay right here.
I'm going to do something.
He's not coming back.
Can we move on?
The first image from the set is up for the lone Ranger.
I don't know how I feel about this.
Army Hammer, I think, looks great.
I don't like his costume though.
I don't like his costume.
But did we completely overdue this thing for Tonto?
Johnny Depp?
He looks like Apache Chief was skull-made.
You know what I was face?
I was like a Punisher?
You know, I look at him.
And is he the...
Is he the...
The Punisher?
The Crow is like he can't figure out what identity he's going to be.
I just don't like that.
Wasn't it us that were supposed to be pale faces?
Not him?
Yeah.
Wow.
That's what I mean.
That's Rob.
That's Rob.
They literally put him in white face.
Yeah.
A little white.
It's like he's a Yankee super fan.
With the black pin.
He's right.
It looks like he's trying to be a skull.
Like this Apache death face.
I think is what they're going with.
But I'm not really thinking.
I'm not really thinking.
I'm not really thinking.
I'm not really thinking.
I'm not really thinking.
Because I've never seen them wearing all black.
I got to wish you with that though.
If the long-range or isn't wearing Jiggins, it's a huge jiggins.
Jiggins.
Like the long-range or wart Jiggins.
It's thought talking to where you are.
Wow.
That's Chad.
What for reboots?
What?
don't judge me, it wouldn't be the first guy though, the Robo Capri make, and now has a release date, August 9th of 2013, we're all going to be gone in December, and now that we know that that could be snookies, do date, just like Charlotte said, well done,
actually somebody said that, that whenever the Mayan counter was created, it didn't account for leap years or leap days, so it should have ended years and years and years ago, like eight months ago, apparently by the calculator.
So maybe this is the lost situation in spoiler alert, we've all spent the last year in purgatory.
Yeah, we're dead already, we just don't know it, we're all on the matrix, we just don't know it.
I think so Chad though, I think some of us know that we're dead inside.
Snookie.
Speaking of release dates, just relax what you're playing in the pack.
Oh god.
It's all my hand, leave me alone.
Will you tell overture any?
I haven't downloaded it, okay.
Speaking of which, there's some bootlegs and you should look for them, we're all here.
Remind me.
Okay.
Also has a release date.
Wow, we are now officially 15 minutes in and we can't get the wheels on this thing.
The sequel to cloudy with a chance of meatballs called cloudy two revenge of the leftovers.
It will be released on December, 2018.
I mean, I think it's the first time.
I still haven't seen the first time.
It was fun.
It was a fun movie.
It wasn't as good as Despicable Me.
Yeah, that's just bring out Despicable Me too.
Have you seen the new trailer?
Yes, I have.
They have one?
It's a teaser trailer.
Oh, it's just the minions, right?
But what are they singing?
I don't know.
I was laughing all the time.
Oh.
You could put them.
There's a little minions in anything and it would automatically make it better.
It's fun.
Have you not seen the teaser trailer?
There's no words.
No, it's funny.
You can pull it up so you can at least hear it.
Oh, I've got it right in front of me.
Oh, no.
I want to, if we're going to do this, remember this show is interactive, sir.
Hold on.
I get them.
Well, if I could sync it up to where I can watch it here and listen to it.
Okay, hold on.
I gotta pause this because I have to look this up when my computer catches up.
Julie's tuned in by the way.
Oh, yes.
Yes.
What's the jewels?
No.
No, you're Julie, sir.
No.
That was her nickname.
You may take my wife's nickname and put it on your woman.
I think we're going to fight.
Julie is older than Julie's.
You sure about that?
Yeah.
Julie's almost 30.
So is mine.
I'm not.
By the way, just in case, you go to listen.
I am not debating the age of anyone on this show.
I just want to say that.
That's me saying that.
Rockham soccer robots at dawn, sucker.
I got the red one.
I got the blue one.
That's cool.
Okay.
Here comes.
I found it.
It's only 53 seconds long, but you have to hear this.
This is, you really don't need the visual because once you have the audio for this,
you can pretty much figure out what's going on.
There's four minions.
I will say one of them has one of those party things that just flaps out.
You know what I'm talking about?
Yeah.
One of them has that.
I'm waiting for it to finish down.
Let me hear.
But that's basically the setting.
There are four minions.
And here we go.
I'll look at that.
I'll look at that.
Of course it's in three.
So things can work.
I'll look at that.
I'll look at that.
I'll look at that.
I'll look at that.
And the one that's got the party favorite is the one that has one eye.
Look at it.
Wait for it.
Wait for it.
I can't.
I can't.
Oh, despicable.
That's going to be greatness.
I don't care.
That's all I need.
That is all I need.
Right there.
You can barely hear it.
You barely hear it.
Charlotte's in this studio.
But she didn't want to be on the show tonight.
She can barely breathe right now.
Just take put the mic in front of your face.
And your lovely wife who is overreached a sensor.
She says we're not having any ages.
I'm on the show.
Yeah.
Ages.
Whoa.
Let's talk about moving new releases in your local cinema next Friday.
Six days from today.
Just because I didn't have the theme from a TV show.
That's why I chose this.
Channing Tatum.
Jonah Hill.
Who is hosting Saturday Night Live this evening with musical guest, The Shins.
21 Jump Street.
Comes up next Friday.
Channing Tatum is or Jonah Hill.
Not much.
Jonah Hill.
Okay.
Jonah Hill is hosting.
That's why I said Channing Tatum and Jonah Hill.
Who is that?
I did it in that order.
Originally was in.
Now not so much.
I think the common sense has gotten the better of me.
Good.
At this point.
That makes me smile.
I'm watching it right now, but.
Oh, you're watching the.
You're watching the.
The.
The.
The.
The.
Okay.
Also.
And Chad.
I know.
I promise you.
I would not.
Be too into oblivion with the star of this next film.
But I saw the trailer for this next movie.
And I almost fell on the floor.
And you know, but you know what I'm about to say.
And I'm very happy for you.
The movie is called Casa Dame Padre.
It is it is all in Spanish.
And it's introducing a little fairy.
I'm telling you dude.
At least watch the trailer for this thing because it's absolutely hilarious.
No.
Now, you see the trailer, Brandon.
Yes.
You know what I'm coming from.
It looks funny.
It's a little sparrow.
It's going to be.
It's a little sparrow in like a tele novella on the big screen.
I mean, how does that not spell comedy?
And it's all subtitles.
So many of my people will be going to see it.
Wow.
We will be getting up and walking.
And also also releasing this coming week.
Jeff, who lives at home.
Now, this stars Jason Seagull, Susan Surandon,
and Ed Helms.
It just.
It looks like something they got bored and did on a Thursday afternoon.
It's very art housey, very.
Yeah.
Why is this going to be on my house?
Yeah.
I saw that trailer the other day.
And I was like, this looks just uncomfortable.
Can I just stole the greatness of the Apple trailers app?
Yes, please.
Whatever I'm looking at the new releases.
If I don't know what it is, I go to that app and look for it.
Ah, there we are.
I'm up your speed.
Do you see the blue right new releases?
It is apparently Oscar week.
Yeah.
No kidding.
I'm looking at these going.
Dear Lord.
The George Coony vehicle with the descendants hits DVD and blue right this coming Tuesday
as well as the adventures of Tintin and my week with Marilyn.
No, I think we're missing is the artist.
No kidding.
That comes out of belief.
20th.
Uh, happy feet too.
At least is this week.
No.
The millageove of itch three musketeers, which originally I was in on and then found out
what it really was and when not so much.
Yeah.
I was telling you from the girls.
I don't know.
See, you're kept a sharp release.
They're on dark comedy known as Young Adult, which looks interesting.
It looks kind of creepy.
Yeah.
It's going to widen you.
And a melancholia, which is the Lars von Trier deal.
Oh, the one that had that awkward moment between him and the press.
Yeah.
Christian Dunst and stuff.
And season one of AMC's The Killing.
Which I don't know if I'm in on this or not.
I hear there's no real payoff on this.
But they say like you think it's going to be solved in the one season.
Right.
The finale.
It takes a weird turn.
Did you watch any of this?
No.
It looks just like if you've ever seen footage for the video game heavy rain.
It looks like this shubby rain.
No.
That was a different one.
That was a different thing.
It looked like chocolate.
Uh.
Chocolate.
For those of you that don't know that was the movie that Eddie Murphy's character was
making in both finger.
Shubby rain.
But that is going to do it for movie talk.
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That Rob Irvin.
ER.
V.I.N.
I am at Chad and B.G.69.
I am at dark wall bird.
That is true.
And follow Charlotte.
Who gave you that?
It's true.
Thank you, sir.
Yeah.
What's your turn?
Charlotte Parker on Pinterest.
In the chat room.
Even though I could probably throw something in it.
I heard what it from here.
And before the end of the show, you probably will.
I don't know.
I got two screens at block.
I have to.
But let us continue on because we have finished up week two of NASCAR.
Can't be fooled.
Give me five.
Give me five.
What's out of ZAAA.
Sunday was the subway fresh fit 500 in Phoenix, Arizona.
10th place Joey Logano in the Home Depot number 20.
Seems to be doing very well in the post 20 Stuart era.
The 9th place went to Mark Martin in the number 55.
Aaron's dream machine.
Jeff Gordon in fourth in the number 24 drive to end hunger Chevrolet.
Martin Truex Jr.
Who has at one point the air to the Dale Jr. empire comes in 7th.
Number 6 Kyle Bush in the M&M's Miss Brown Toyota.
Apparently the best of Williams voiced Liz Brown got her own car.
In the race last week.
5th place Brad keslowski in the middle of light dodge.
4th place Jimmy Johnson.
Mr. five time five time five time five time five time.
Looker to you.
In the lowest cobalt rule Chevrolet your bronze medal.
Goes to Greg Biffle.
Silver medal goes to Kevin Harvick in the dream Chevrolet.
I guess carpet cleaning needs to be in there too.
In your winner of the subway fresh bid 500 in Phoenix, Arizona.
Tenny Hamlin in the FedEx number 11 Toyota.
He doesn't have a Denny's car.
What a shame.
It is Denny's car.
Regardless.
Your point standing.
What?
What?
That's like the whole Jeff.
I boxed for the pit.
The toy.
The Burger King Hardies should talk about Chevrolet.
She was good to thank.
Oh, those have got a big trick for me.
They trickle.
Yep.
Which trickle is where our cold trickle in days of under control.
Your point total right now.
The 12 spot right now would go to Brasscast Laoski.
Bobby LaBani in 11th Carl Edward and 10th Kyle Bush 9.
Do we look on oh eight seven goes to Mark Martin.
Six Martin Truex Junior.
Dale Junior is only.
The 72 points out of the first place in fifth right now.
Matt Kenseth, Kevin Harvick, Greg Biffle and Penny Hamlin.
Denny Hamlin has your number one spot in the point standing right now.
Granted, we're a long way from the chase kids.
But we are going chew.
I believe Vegas this week.
I think so.
This is one of my favorite belts or the belt.
You get a championship belt for winning the Vegas races.
It's a boxing belt, but it's, yeah.
That's the trophy for win the Vegas race.
No, they give away a boot, but you fire the pistols in a winner circle.
Rocky Ham's got the other cool trophy.
It's like a big action figure.
And it looks like the thing.
It's pretty awesome.
Look at this one.
The majority of these guys in Asked out.
They do all sound like they have comic book alter ego names and stuff.
Remember if you want more in-depth, especially in Asked out.
Cody's playbook is the place you want to be.
He'll be doing a new show tomorrow at three o'clock sensuals.
That's four on the East Coast, one on the West Coast.
He really gets some in-depth, especially in college sports in Asked out.
He is your guy.
That's where you listen to his show.
Right now we're going to do a little bit of MMA news.
Sounds like a fine where that goes.
We also invited her started last night and my DVR didn't get it.
Because of...
Because of...
Because when I set my DVR last weekend, I try to set it at least a week ahead of time.
So I know it said I don't have to worry about it.
On my DVR, it was listed on anthax as the ultimate fighter.
So like great.
Get home last night.
Looking through my DVR.
It's not there.
I'm like, what's the crap?
So I go back into the guide.
Go to this coming Friday night and it's listed as the ultimate fighter live now.
That's a week.
And they're not replaying it at all.
It's not on demand or nothing.
It might be on demand.
But their FX is not replaying last night's episode.
I would check all.
I would check on demand.
You probably find it there.
But the cool thing is, and the reason they're calling it the ultimate fighter live
is the fights will be on live television.
That's good.
The contestants are to have no contact with social media at all.
They're going to be in the house for 13 weeks instead of 8.
No commentary on the fights.
Just like they've done before in the ultimate fighter.
But the fights will be live.
Interesting.
Well, they had a little commentary last night with your eye.
But they said after last night they're not doing any at all.
I'm excited to watch it.
I'm in Brazil.
Somebody sent John Jones a tweet about one of the guys that's going into the house
has the same Philippians 413 tattoo that John Jones does.
He was like, I was rooting for that dude.
I like John Jones.
That fight with him in a shot is going to be ugly.
A lot of mutual respect with those two are going to slug it out.
But I'm interested to see what happens next week.
I'll see what I can find it.
I know my guitarist has the last half of it.
So I may have watched it later.
But I'm looking forward to seeing the next episode next Friday night.
Bless you, Charlotte.
Other Charlestonies.
We've got tissues in the studio.
Over there.
She's already gone through three whenever she had her.
Her hysterical laughing laughter.
So great.
That then flat top is going to come crashing to the floor.
We've triggered another giggle fit.
We think each and every one of you for listening.
Remember our next live show will be April 1st.
WrestleMania 28 is less.
It's just about three weeks away.
Fox and Hound Richardson Texas just off central expressway.
On Campbell Road right behind the McDonald's.
We will be there.
The show will start at five o'clock central.
Remember because WrestleMania starts an hour earlier.
Our free show will also start an hour earlier.
Correct.
We want to get you prepared for the showcase of the Immortals, which is finally starting
to shape up a little bit.
Thank God.
Cody from Cudney's Facebook will be with us.
For the big one, we want to see you there.
And if you're not local to us, we'll still be broadcasting it live right here on
Youstream.
Almost our broadcast partners, if you will.
Pretty much.
I've been great to us.
Never given us any greed.
You know, we only have some all technical problems.
We want to thank you for hosting this show and having so much on archive.
That they don't have to do.
Exactly.
So.
Thank you to Youstream.
Let's do a little TV news.
This game is a surprise, though.
I think.
Exactly.
Nobody.
The first part didn't.
The second part did.
Oh, about where they could wind up.
Oh, yeah.
Fox has said Viacom deals to Terra Nova.
Which anybody, anybody not see this coming?
That's what I'm saying.
I think it was, I don't know what to say there.
They overextended their reach, so to speak.
It was way too expensive to produce.
It wasn't bringing in any real number.
Well, by the time it aired, I was kind of like, I just don't care.
You've been teasing it for six months.
Yeah.
At the whole time, we're watching X-Factor last year.
They were bashing you over the head with Terra Nova.
And I'm like, I can't wait for this show to start so I can stop seeing the end.
But then 48 hours later, rumors start circulating from a story that we're going to talk about a little bit later in the show.
The Netflix, who has now started doing their own original programming, are talking about bringing the new episodes there to air.
Oh, that's how they're going to handle the rest of the development.
I can't wait.
But again, it production cost may keep that from happening.
That show is way too expensive.
We go to Tim Teebo, Pimp Watch.
Apparently, he has been offered and said no to both the Bachelor and Dancing with the Stars.
You know why?
Because he's a Pimp.
I'm sure he'd be happy to be referred to as a Pimp.
Well, here's the thing with Tim Teebo.
And it's not like he's asking for this.
No.
The game comes to him.
When Teebe, when Teebe, Perry's calling at you in the middle of an award show.
Shit.
We're going to talk about her a little bit later in the show, too.
But we need to talk a little bit last week about a couple of the names that had been released for Dancing with the Stars.
We now have your full.
Oh, that was just the song ended up echoing when I did that.
Your full cast for Dancing with the Stars has been released or something,
Stancing with some stars.
If you could call this, let's go through the list.
Gavin DeGrawl.
We're just going to, we're just going to go in and out.
I like his music.
Jen, could carry this.
See, I lived.
I do like Gavin DeGrawl.
Gavin DeGrawl.
Gavin DeGrawl.
All those guys.
I like him all.
They're in a band together.
Wouldn't that be great if you had a band where everybody was a variation on somebody else's name in the band?
Like Tony Tony.
Like Gavin DeGrawl.
Gavin DeGrawl.
You just go nuts with it.
Like did they do that already?
But those guys were really neat.
I know, but still.
That was the bad thing.
That was the actual names that were variation on somebody else's name in a band.
One guy's Gavin.
One guy's DeGrawl.
So Brandon and I both, okay, with Gavin DeGrawl, Chad and not so much.
Donald Driver.
Why'd we see razón the green band hackers?
Seems to me that it's always the athletes to do really well at these things.
I'm saying five years ago, Donald Driver dancing with the stars.
Yes, now.
Donald drivers.
He's still an athlete.
Yeah, but now he's not as popular as he was when they were on their run.
Like even when they were 14 and oh this year the only name everybody knew was there not yours
We're Sean Fagans anybody know who this is. No, I somebody on the Disney channel
I'm still like that one up here. Hold on. Is Megan in the room? I have not seen her say anything
She might know this is I'll look this up right now. Melissa Gilbert
With that teenage witch
No, that was that's Melissa Joan Hart. You're not gonna head. My Melissa Gilbert was on little house of the Mary
Little house on a prayer. I told no, I'm out of her and you know, she's aging very well
Yes, she is because I had a bit of a crush on the Melissa Gilbert when I was a younger man and worry younger man's clothes
We true story
If you were younger man, I would assume you were wearing younger man's clothes. It just needs to reach. Oh, mine
Rashad Fagans is a he
Really
19 years old turns 20 years old turn 20 years old turn 20 on the 6th of October
he is on shake it up
He did an episode of kick in it
He was in
Camp Rock to the final jam nobody believes that. Oh, dang. I just really not just delete it that off my feet
Random kid in drill bit Taylor random kid. I swore you. That's what I MTV says
He he also played third boy in an episode of monk and he was the amazed kid in spider mantu
Wow, so yeah
I think his dressing room smells like regret lost opportunities
He's apparently he's on dancing with the stars
Cathering Jenkins who's an opera singer got nothing
I'm gonna skip this next one and come back to it. I think that's your main event. Yeah, it's the only real star
William Levy who's a teleanovela star. Oh dear Lord. I just want to know it when he gets voted he's gonna have that one tier
He gets voted out. That comes down and they're gonna go
Maria Minunos who apparently wants to be a WWE diva
Oh, for the next yeah for the actual early
Martina Navarra Taloba
Who's anybody want to see her in the outfits? Who's she gonna be dancing with a male or a female?
Not going there. Wow. Oh, she's a sheery shepherd. Oh, no
I would look at her with your eyes
And what's it what we're in her and MPP a bit of an item at one point. Yeah, Jack Wagner 20 years ago, maybe
Jolio
Steve Erkel White
Of course also known as the voice of Sonic the hedgehog. Yes, yes, sir on the cartoon
and
Gladys night my pick to win it. I don't know about it. I'm taking Gladys night
Yeah
Gladys night just has that grace. She's just got that grace to her. Yeah, but there's their dancing on that thing requires a lot more than just grace
You got to be quick and like don't say no bad god gladys night. I ain't saying nothing glad about that
But she's pretty long in the tooth
Gladys night's so glad she's not like she's a good bear
She's no spring chick. Don't care what I see look like I'm just glad they I got a rethought on this dead
Go
That stage ain't picking up
She mentioned first the alley was imagine some I try to do the lift, you know
They'll curse the alley did do dancing with that money saying yeah
Like have you remember the scene and the muppets with
Teppi the prawn trying to do this
The piggy
Two weeks that's out on DVD. I can't help but it's so good again
Jules wants to know if if there's any relations that'll heroine Jenkins
Dude
We say that for technology corner
Well last week we talked about the fact that Snookie was pregnant. She is now engaged to the baby's father the baby still has no chance
It's just sad that a show called Jersey Shore has one person from Jersey on it
fetus is this he also has canceled all American Muslim
and
Boom does the dynam you wanted it
I did I did a little bit of research on this apparently like it started out the viewer strip was was started out really really strong
But by the eight episodes that they had committed to it was down 58% and you watched any of this show
I have not
Apparently inciders were saying that the executives wanted to pull the plug on this show at least three episodes earlier
But they were contractually bound to eight episodes. So
I appreciate the attempt. I do yeah, you know
To paint people who are normally painted in a bad light paint them in a better light and I just don't know that they were also Americanized
Most of me was that was that fact catching a lot of flack
I think they were showing
Like some of the women
She didn't want to one of them didn't want to do what the
Religion wanted to do and all that stuff
She was turning pretty much turning her back on her religion and all that oh
That was like a lot of 10 they were all like they have to have that you sit down with each family because it's like three families and they're all
But it's like about the fight not this she's good boy. You don't want like a case 47 some stuff come out on TV
We talked about Netflix just a little bit ago. They're looking for a cable partnership
They think they want to be the next HBO or I guess that would be from a original programming standpoint
Possibly there's no talk I have not heard whether it's gonna be video on demand or they want to be a full blown channel
But they are looking for a cable partnership
All right, what is that show that they've got on that? It's got a little Stephen in it Stephen Vante and on it. Oh
It's it's the name of a town where he's a gangster on the run and he's in the right. Yeah, it goes to Europe and hides in this old town
Then there's this
And this is a show that shoot you sir are a fan of yeah, me not so much
Britney Spears has been offered 10 million dollars to be on the X-Factor 10 million dollars to do nothing
But send in a chair and critique people am I getting that right? Yes, she turned it down
Watch 20 million yeah, Jaylow got 12
Since this album and Syracuse was about 2008
Well, I'm curious because you've got the angular on the voice. What is she pulling down she's pulling
She pulling 12 on to that
Yeah, but if you but you would think if she was getting more money than Jennifer Lopez was getting for idol that would have been huge news
Really and it's not like you've got production costs no take the 10
Pay me a million dollars a year. I'll sit there and go no you can't sing next
I mean, I think I can honestly say I'm enjoying the voice more than I enjoyed X-Factor last year really
I don't has completely ruined me on those kinds of shows. Oh my god, I don't put the first time
I took it off my debut
It's become such a bloated
Hi, machine that just collapses under its own way. I'm perpetually watching the one season of Duke's a hazard that we had
Coi and bands on
And we're never gonna get bow and loop babble. I boy caught it American Idol, but like five years ago
Yeah, I punched out a couple of seasons ago
I just it's galactic and I have to answer after
Scotty McCreary one. I was done
Do you in done? I'm Merka
I don't
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Okay, we're gonna get that done. Let's do a little NHL talk right now
Good news for fans of the Pittsburgh penguins besides the fact that you are demolishing everybody in your path right now
I mean they're 9 in one of the last 10. They're about to get their primary wrecking ball back
Sydney Cross me is expected he practiced for the first time with the teams since December 5th this past Tuesday
He is
Expected possibly to return this coming to us that is such a scary thought that these guys are like you said just a force of nature and
They don't even have their best player on the roster right now
Well, look at the boy off from they had last year without it. Yeah, without sit the kid. They did very well
Turn Robbie van Winkle down a little bit your current standings in the NHL eastern conference Atlantic division
Because you know it's getting close to time to play everyone's favorite game
New York Islanders 65 points lowest in the league. I don't think so my friend
But they are still 16 points behind the New Jersey Devils right now
With 81 points New Jersey is two points behind Philly Philly is four points behind Pittsburgh Pittsburgh is only four
Points right now behind the New York Rangers for those of you playing the home game
The Islanders are 26 points behind the Rangers
That's how big of a chasm you have in that division
That's just a gap in the north east division
Montreal the Canadians
They are in last place with 62 points worse than the league and not yet my friend
They are five points behind the Toronto Maple Leafs
Toronto three points behind the Buffalo Sabers
Buffalo is ten points behind the Oderwe Senators who are in second place
Your current first place in the northeast division are John's beloved Boston Bruins with 80 three points
They are 21 points up on the last place. Can't Montreal, Canadian. Uh-huh
Southeast division the Carolina Hurray Cains 65 points worse than the league not yet my friend
They are four points behind my Tampa Bay Lightning Tampa Bay is three points behind both the Ovechkins and the Winnipeg Jets
But they are both three points behind my beloved Florida Panthers
75 points still not the most in the league. Most in the league right now is owned by the St. Louis Blues
What is that right
Wow really a queen cornea who we'll get to that here in a minute in the western conference north west division
The Edmonton Oilers have 58 points worse than the league not yet my friend
They are and they are ten points behind the Minnesota wild how bad is Edmonton right man
Minnesota is
Six points behind the Colorado Avalanche who are tied with Calgary, but let me tell you something Vancouver my god
Calgary and and Colorado were tied at 74 points. They are still 14 points behind the Vancouver
Knucks that that's that's one of the scariest he still don't have the number does the number the highest number appoints in the league
Jules says no points right now. There's no score right now
Anaheim and Dallas. Yeah, I'm speaking of that specific division
Anaheim is in the seller right now with 68 points worse than the league not yet my friend
They are six points behind the LA Kings the LA Kings are one point behind
The San Jose sharks San Jose is one point behind Phoenix and Phoenix is three points behind the first place
You're Dallas stars
Wrong level
Dallas back in first place looked into his count chocolate voices, but let me tell you something in the specific division
Anaheim who is in last place right now is only 11 points behind Dallas
Keep them down and sounds like a lot, but in the NHL that ain't that's there on March and go and then we go to the central division and time to play everybody's favorite game
Alvar behind the Chicago Blackhawks are the Columbus the blue jackets
Columbus currently has 51 points. They have the lowest point total in the league
We will start with you sir how far behind the Chicago Blackhawks are the Columbus blue jackets
They keep hovering around 30
So I'll go with
29 ridden
30 is the correct answer
Chicago has 81 points
Chicago is four behind Nashville Nashville is six behind Detroit Detroit Redwings in second place
Division behind the saint Louis blues now here's the question how many points behind Saint Louis is Columbus?
Random you want to wager a guess on that one
Probably not chat
More than six
41
Saint Louis has 93 points right now. I don't mind he good news for Dallas stars fans though if the playoffs are today
You'd have the three seed
So that would give you Chicago in the first round
Yeah Chicago gets into the playoffs to the sixth seed and they're in the fourth place in their division lord
41 points at first point
I'm sorry Columbus. I I feel bad for making fun of you, but it's hard to make fun of you when it's true
Hard not to make fun of stress at all point too. You are listening to the clubhouse where you are
Bad team we are live every Saturday night eight o'clock on the east coast five o'clock on the west coast
Right now we're gonna get into do we decide we were gonna do for this?
Yeah, I thought you said we were gonna do yeah, okay. I'm gonna let you intro because I'm getting old and I forgot and
We're gonna go into person of interest person of interest is a segment on this show where we take a person or an entity
Oh, yeah, I remember now and we debate their greatness or lack their of I have chosen person of
interest this week and it's something that I've kind of been thinking about for a while
And it's something that apparently is not going away anytime soon like I thought it would
It is the phenomenon known as 3D movies in your theater now that you could have 3D on your TV at home as well
I'm just in certain instances I will buy in like amazing spider-man
I will go see that in 3D because that I'm that's just gonna be awesome in 3D
Outside of that I mean I didn't even go see episode one 3D you didn't miss anything
I'm just saying I mean it's hard for me to justify now already I'm paying 12 bucks to get in the door
Now you want me to pay another three for 3D, but and and unless not even start on
Concession's no no, no, no, did you hear the story we were talking about when Chad and I went and saw the muppets on Thanksgiving night
You have to take out a small alone to go to the movies
We'll see we went and saw the muppets on Thanksgiving night
And we're at the concession stand
And I don't want to mention any say you know with the hero with chain it was I mean it wasn't a foreign fear chain
It was an American movie chain and
They had a a chicken strip dinner. I was like oh chicken strips. I like chicken strips
I'm like I like tacos. I don't have that delivery of that. Why is this a layer?
Chicken strips fries in a drink
Was it 1875 yeah
But chicken strips. Yes. I'm like
Is your gold on a chicken because did it lay the golden egg
This is a chicken that an ostrich, right? That's why my mama buys big person
Hey, I'm not going to say that my family's not guilty of that one. I was a kid take you
While I wear cargo pants you got 18 bajillion pockets. I will not I'm I'm telling you we're coming up on the day
What is going to be scanners?
Well, I want to sidetrack on that for just a minute
Can I just I want to make an anti public service announcement for all of our listeners and I am on a one-man campaign right now
I am on a one-man campaign to get spirit airlines to shut their doors
Wow
We've gone from 3D movies to spirit you have never you know what let's let's just go. Let's do spirit airlines
Okay, we're gonna hold the 3D thing for another time because I've been wanting to ran on this for a week
I have never in my life just talk about you get nickel and dime on the airline, right? Yeah. This is ridiculous
Okay, they they talk about $24 fairs screw you. Okay. Yeah, I'll pay you 24 bucks. Oh, yeah, but now we're going to charge you for gas
They do charge you for gas as a separate charge
Okay, so now you're hitchhiking
They you want to throw a couple of bucks in a tank from in their buddy
They don't have first-class seats, but they have big-gurse seats if you want to reserve one of those it's another
$85 oh wow if you want to choose your own seat
The minimum charge is $30. You want an exit row $50
$400 okay
They'll charge you for your carry on
Okay, plus your luggage charge right
Here's the part that just and I'm like what I flew spirit to Florida when I went about just about a year ago right now
I was actually getting ready to go on a plane to go to the wedding of two good friends of mine
To the anniversary is this coming Tuesday, so happy anniversary Brian and Jody
Expecting their first child in May. Wow, they're very excited
I was like I'll just get something because I was running late. I'm like I'm gonna get something on the plane
It'll be fine. You know if I'd pay five bucks for it for a snack box. I'll deal with it
You wish it was a five-dollar snack. I went to get a diet coat four bucks
For a can of diet coat
Yeah, four bucks
Another nine if I wanted a snack box
So my thought was
Okay, maybe I could just bring something on the plane shoot. Okay wait for it my mom flew spirit airlines
She wasn't town last week as as we've documented on this show
They went to Costa Rica and the travel package that they built just happened to have spirit as part of it
She never flung spirit from us. I wish you would have called me
They searched everybody's carry on on the jet way and if you had food they confiscated it. Wow
Peter drinks
What a loser move that was that this is why I am an a one-person campaign to get spirit airlines to shut the door
Do not be fooled by these chisters and old man Rob just came out because yes, I use the word chisters and a sentence
Do your research do not believe the hype when they I mean, and they ever since I flew them they send me emails every day about
Destinations I can get you
Chisters were just reputable lawyer now if you want to pay another hundred bucks and be part of their their insider club quote-unquote
Please, where you can get seven dollar affairs
Those are only good for like odd Tuesdays of even months and you have to fly it like for like two to two 16 in the morning
Like some ridiculous and the destinations always cook among us
Leaning from leaving from the Okifanokis wall
What's all about 3D movies another time, but I since we got to this I really wanted to rant on this because this is
Their mirror existence a noise. Well, I mean airlines like airline issues have been all over the news
It just in the past few days, you know, you had the one
Toler that threw a temper tantrum and they literally turned the plane around and brought it back to the family get off the plane flight attendants
Yeah, I caught on on phone somebody's phone video just going off on something. I could about she hoped the plane crashed or something
Yeah, we are like there's some positive lives with us the plane will crash in the
I was just I was the exit or to the front and to the right off you off
I
Go in the water I would turn this plane away
The we all go home. I will y'all may reach back there. Oh back row. Well y'all know below this plane
I'm a y'all burn this thing to the ground
But for all of our listeners, I mean really and let me just say something
I have a good friend that works for South-West Airlines, and I've no issue with South-West Airlines outside of Ninja 40
Okay
130 go
I did the math because I wasn't gonna fly Southwest because it was gonna cost me like 200 bucks
My spirit airlines trip ended up costing me more by the time I landed in Fort Lauderdale International
Wow, and if I float South-West
Knowing is half the battle. Oh believe me and that this is why I wanted to put this out there
Do not I'm telling you spirit airlines bad
Wouldn't surprise me the only thing in a guy on my mom's fight a guy on it at glass of water two bucks
It was 250. I'm sorry God better pissed thing. It's good. Yeah, you know like well with you
We don't charge you to go to the laboratory
Thanks
But every flush will cost you 250
I it's just
Just again tell everybody you know
I don't I don't care if if you see somebody even like that the word spirit and airlines in its succession like
Slap your hand, okay, do not click that mouse. I do not click that mouse
It is the biggest rip off airline. I've ever seen in my life, and I've traveled a lot in my day
I'm just saying it's bad
To have a partnership with sandals resort
Don't even start on that
You
My blood pressure down
You know what we need to find for this segment in particular
The the football song that was in wildcats
Woody Harrelson in the Leslie Snipes in a simpler time
Were they both in that we say wow I haven't seen that movie it's so long enough
Before dodging taxes and smoking weed
Before tax evasion and roll in the dummies
I want to look up that whole cast now. There's probably a bunch of people in there. I didn't realize was in it
I got it. I got it. I got it. Just move along
It is time for some it
You'd be surprised it's March and we're in NFL talk
But a lot happened in the NFL this week
We are gonna start with bounty gate
For those of you that do not know Greg Williams not the Greg Williams on the ticket here in Dallas
But Greg Williams defensive coordinator for the New Orleans Saints
It has been discovered that apparently he had a
budget set aside for
Defensive players
Who would get rewarded for taking players out of the bounty thing?
Okay, okay, I got you now. Okay. I got you
I saw bounty getting what didn't make in the court. Now the first thing was people were saying um
I'm sorry your wife who is up British descent just that's something in the chat
I'm gonna completely just threw the wheels off
um
The deeper this investigation has gone
We have found out that this is not the first time Greg Williams has been guilty of this
He did it in his past with the red skins and who's the other team he was with?
All three teams that he has been with is now coming out that this has happened
The NFL players associations actually starting its own investigation into this
There there are rumors of multi-game suspensions. I mean you're talking about a guy Roger Gaddell who's focused is on player safety
There's no way he cannot lay the hammer down on this. Oh, but interesting correlation there playing the hammer on Greg Williams
But how would you go back and prove that that's what happened in those instances? You've got former players that are testifying do it
Those swear to an open court. There's really not a heck of a one-things. I mean what people are breaking the code in the locker room
It's a legal dumbass
You're not supposed to do it. Well if somebody's gonna be a whistleblower then they're gonna be protected anyway
You shouldn't be doing it to begin with right
And yeah when you're looking when you're looking about this next person that we're about to talk about
How do we know that somebody like Peyton Manning
Wasn't a victim of said bounty list. Yeah. Yeah, exactly
Go out and play the game. That's what you get paid for dumbbell. Yeah
If you're not getting paid enough, it's your own fault. It's your agent to renegotiate your contracts. You don't have to worry about yeah
Bounties you're not you're not paid to be a hitman. You're paid to be a football player
Not that somebody's career. I mean this and what I'm telling you this is gonna get a lot uglier before it gets any prettier
Yeah, this is gonna be
My thing is as a
Like loud you think you can think of back back in Ronnie lock
Steve at water now they were playing
Those guys were paid to go out in assault people. Yeah all day every day on Sunday
Who's who's the guy on on?
I'm John a blank on his name right now. The one that would like like step on people's fingers or crush their fingers and in pileups and
No, I got them it. I'm I'm
I want to say he was I want to say it was a rater
He was
That's what I get that's what I get for open in that door
Work with me here somebody tell me
You you can really be drawn a blank from just a lot
Was he a no good writer?
Go back about five minutes shortly, you're absolutely right. It did go from person of interest to you know what grinds my gears
You America
Stop easy
We don't have a dump button the aforementioned Peyton Manning
Is now a free agent we found out this week
He spent Friday
Visiting with the Denver Broncos bad idea today. He is allegedly on his way to
Arizona to meet with the Cardinals better idea
But and then he's supposed to go to Miami to meet with the dolphins you leave my dolphins alone
Why do you I don't get your eyeer with this because this is a bad idea
What have I said about TNA hiring Kurt Angle since day one?
He is one bad spot from permanent paralysis Peyton Manning has had five neck surgeries five count them this many yeah
But he's gonna play some and they're gonna pay whoever pays him it's gonna he's gonna want a butt ton of money
Which is undeserved given his physical state
Reputation alone does not heal your neck now. It doesn't he's gonna want to least twenty nine million you need my dolphins alone
I don't think it's
Peyton Manning leaving the dolphins alone. It's the dolphins leaving Peyton Manning alone
Same difference no, it's not
It's really not it's a couple of years rumored to make a decision by Tuesday
I'm so dolphins for Peyton Manning. I respect you Peyton Manning
Don't come to my dolphins
It's the dolphin cowboys the dolphins bringing him in not the other way around
They would take him in a heartbeat. You know they would
Well fired up about that such I just
Peyton needs to understand that this is a no matter where he decides to land in this deal
It's a bad idea. Yeah. Oh, I agree with you there, but I'm just saying don't be mad at it
Hey, especially given the recent the this bounty gate thing
You don't think this is happening on other teams sir. You are certainly mistaken. Oh, yeah, it's just like we talk about in college football
There is no such thing as a clean program just a whole bunch of them that haven't gotten caught yet
And if you don't think this bounty pool goes on in almost every team in the league you're out of your mind
This might cut some of it back
But
I just man
This is a bad idea
Just saying speaking of the Denver Broncos
Three Denver Broncos players linebacker DJ Williams defensive tackle Ryan McBean and tight and Virgil Green
Have been suspended for violating the NFL's lead policy
For substances
McBean and Williams have been suspended without pay for the first six games of the upcoming season green has been suspended without pay for the first four games
William Williams has denied any wrongdoing two of these players are actually suing the league for this please
So
Apparently he is saying that we proved
conclusively that the at the NFL hearing on this marathlete and that the NFL and its specimen
Collect your holy failed and their duties to safeguard and process my specimen properly
We will be vigorously pursuing my rights in the judicial system my suspension is unjust and the NFL has undermined and corrupted its own steroid policy
The MLB situation as Brian Braun who and what's talk about him a lot do we we don't have an MLB segment set up do we
Let's go ahead and pair about it Ryan Braun. I don't know if you know this
Apparently had a meeting with his teammates to tell them the quote on quote real story last night
Or night before really
Ryan Braun has opened a very very dangerous Pandora spot. Yeah. Oh shoot. Yeah because now everybody's gonna go
Oldest specimen was changing yeah, and that is by the way the proper use of the word tainted
That would be you dear heart. I listened back to last week's show
Snookies oh don't look so innocent now
In the meaning you were looking for Charlotte the baby would have been diseased
Which real okay granted that's possible to don't get a rock
Okay, look at that wheel and look at that wheel
Bouncy bouncey
She said she's still standing by it
Moving on I
Just I think Ryan Braun has opened a very dangerous door because now everybody's gonna be blaming the collectors on this
You're gonna you're gonna have to have like in an air marshal yeah safe guarding every specimen that comes back
It was gonna have to be a huge system of checks and balances that if they weren't there already they'd better be there now
And I'm telling you something
Ryan Braun be real careful because if you told your teammates the quote on quote real story
There are such things as unnamed insider sources
That can be protected and if you're lying one of them will ratchet your ass out
It with the with a quickness. I'm just letting you know
I got a bunch of both fences and I got around
The giants have re-ups. Sorry before we get to that the cults apparently are listening to offers for Dwight
Rene apparently the Indianapolis cults have decided they're gonna clean house
We're done first we're gonna get rid of it just reboot. I'm gonna blow it up start over
Seems like they get rid of everybody who gets hurt every season knowledge that
Jeff Saturday gonna be next on that list
I'll tell you what don't be shocked whatever Peyton lands
Somehow Jeff Saturday goes there too because that's his boy. There's another room with that
Their wire receiver is one of us to go wherever Peyton Manning goes to
It will fail. I'm telling you now. I'm saying it on these airwaves wherever he lands
It will fail by week four he's out for the season
Good Franny or Franny or Peyton Manning. Oh gosh
It's gonna be while I watch in that final game with Emmett and the Cardinals. Yes, and it will be the most
Depressing day with Emmett and Cardinal uniform. Oh agree with you there
I just don't want to see this turn into that but apparently that's where this is headed
And we thought that for the longest time on far, but it looks like it's a lot bigger risk with Manning than it ever was with far
Brandon Jacob is being released by the New York Giants after seven seasons does this possibly pay of his way into
Leave resting along yeah
He wants to go to the jets
He's in a strong mind already there in a war why
But also
Redskins
Brother yeah, what is
What is up in here? Ben Snyder's lost his dog on mine. He's what happened. I read this coming across a crawl I'm like what why?
The Redskins have traded their next their their their their their their first round picks for the next two years and a second round pick this year to get the Rams second
Overall pick
Because they think they need Robert Griffin the third out of Baylor
If you're RG three did you did your blood pressure just go up
Because now you're gonna have somebody said the other day. It's like now you're gonna have Mike Vic and RG three in the same division
Andy Lai Manning
I just I like RG three I like the kid. I've seen him in interviews. He seems very genuine
You know I think he's a good influence in the league
However
How long will that last? I was willing to bet the bar him on him in the draft putting other eggs in one basket
And Dan Snyder you need to surround him with people that will protect him. Yeah, he is he's not that big
And they're off his line apparently isn't that good because you saw happening to
Donovan McNazard here. Yes, sir. So
Yeah, he's he's throwing away money like he did on that
Sorry defensive line when he got the barrington
No, the other one the trouble maker. Yeah, they had over there. Oh, hey, it's worse. Yeah, Albert
Handsworth cheese
They like throwing money at people being getting rid of him when he waste fans Snyder's problem is he wants to be Jerry Jones
Why would you set that as the car as as the bar and so I'm saying
Yeah, you see where you want to be the craft family is what you want to be
They got they got rings recently
Exactly
That's gonna do it for NFL talk
We are your one stop shop for all things sports pro wrestling and pop culture. Make sure you join us April the first
Boxing town Richardson Texas so looking forward to it. Charlotte be there
Brand new be there
Rustamani oh, yeah, I'll be there child. I know you'll be there because you're gonna be on the earth me. Yeah. I've got a Cody Cody Cody's put a book will be with us
It'll be
It'll be the entire clubhouse proper
Yeah, pretty much yeah, so that's been good times make sure you can get there early
I'm gonna tell you something get there early
I'm estimating and I'm gonna put this out there right now
I am putting the over under at 150 people in the room when the paper views. Yeah
We've been in triple digits the last two paper views on a row and this is the this is this is the showcase of the Immortals
This is the big one. Do you do you think we won up in both rooms?
I think the possibility exists
They're the only place anymore
I'm telling you it's it's gonna be I mean, it's WrestleMania
You know, we gotta have already game two. Yeah. Yeah, so make sure you join us April the first cannot wait
It's gonna be so much fun. We get to see a lot of our friends the friends of the show that we don't get to see us often as we'd like to
So we're looking forward to that as well
speaking
wrestling
No
Let's talk about a little bit of wrestling talk
Does anybody actually know what I'm talking about this first bullet point? Oh, yeah. Oh, that's true
Did you see this commercial for Kmart?
If you spend $30 at Kmart on WWE themed gear
You have the opportunity to get one of the ring side chairs
Because you know at every paper view they had the special chairs if you sit and was like the first seven rows or something
You get to keep the chair there there's souvenir chairs
If you spend three hours at Kmart, which I don't even think there's a Kmart within like a hundred miles at here
But here's the thing the chair
75
Dollars
for a metal folding chair that has rest the WrestleMania logo on the back rest of the chair and rock scene on
The seat of the chair which Charlotte has now just now left the studio and looking up her nearest Kmart on her computer
Because never mind
Yes, please leave that alone
I beg of you sir
I saw this because I backed up the commercial and I was like that looks like one of the rings side chairs
So I backed up my DVR and one and like 75 bucks for the chair
Well, look what you have to pay for a ring side seat. Yeah, but that's but see I see that kind of like I see
Phil's Jonas feels good to see you sir
I see this kind of like I see people that buy autographs that they don't get themselves
If I were to get one of those chairs, I would want to get it from the event
Yeah, I don't I know I know I'm not the I'm there's a bunch of people that aren't like that
That's just kind of the way I am if I have an autograph it's because I met said person and said person sign said autograph for me now my friends
Steve Spurrier autograph if I have
Was a gift unless unless said person either doesn't do it anymore or is no longer with us
But even then I'm sure I would buy it. Well, you know I would you know I love you, too, sir. Oh, nice to see you my friend
Even though I can't see you know what are your films on this issue
If you get the chair
What if you know our Charlotte always goes to those those events he hits those on take a pair of good
Charlotte who almost got us an audio bite from John Cena
Yeah, we bought that's what we have a similar recorder for
I'm assuming to that John Cena autograph thing she was gonna get him to do a liner for us and like security hold her away
Well, that's what happened. You show up in the wedding dress
Oh, she says at the appearance you couldn't even bring who was that a blockbuster
And she couldn't even bring her cell phone in and I think that's why blockbusters are failing now
I think Charlotte that's the reason yeah. I think Charlotte for the curse on
Let's do a little rock talk apparently now Sean's gonna be the referee for hell in a cell anybody shocked
I can see this is why this ends in shenanigans. I would say smartest man alive because I call that a long time
We both did sir, but
So what do you think now?
Oh, they'll be shenanigans. No, I mean, I mean again, I've let it out to the other room so much you guys talk for me
You were you were you were in then you were out then you were in on the fence you're on the fence again
So
Helmet the sale is who in who I just know rock a scene or a fight. It's triple agent the undertaker
I don't he you know
Rob seems to think it's gonna go in the exact opposite direction
Look at a shenanigans are
I just can't see them ending the streak this way at that number, but
But you know, I can't see I can't see mark keep keep this up
I can't see the undertaker keep going like this
He yes, I mean he can barely walk. I think if this year next year had been at cowboy stadium
I
Just I don't see how he keeps going. He just he has not competed since last
WrestleMania
And he's gonna be bald at rest. I mean, yeah, I don't know if you wear that he's got a he's got a shaved head since no member
But they've been they've been hiding it like he wore a wig when he first came back and you knew that was a wig
Like I'm no fashion east again. That's the job of Kelly Heinz good show the good friend of the show
But that was a wig
No hue ball. I mean, he's gonna be Steve Austin bald
But they're not gonna reveal it until WrestleMania he's been wearing like the the ministry hoods and stuff
Well, they did show him in a vignette like whenever Triple H turned him down like no
I'm not gonna do this and then they showed him I will get my revenge
You know, I don't know what there's to have revenge for because he won the match
Cuz that still doesn't make any system
I will
I've already rented on that and
He they show him like taking a straight razor and cutting his quarter cutting the wig. Yeah, cutting the cutting his quote and quote hair
You know, just chunks. You know, it looked like it looked like the opening of seven when they ever this thing was being filmed
You know, it's just really weird
Can you be in Miami
No, I think either's that side of you. Yeah, I think another of Austin those that side of Houston
Well, he lives in Victoria, so that's in between Houston and San Antonio. Oh, okay
You know your Texas geography better than I do
No, I just know you have a new US champ in his name is Santino Morroa. This made me very happy
Santino's bad. I don't know. And then they had the cage rematch on Smackdown
Which Santino is still your number. He's still the US champ because
Vicki's smack swagger in a faith with the cake. That was pretty cool. Oh
Great sign though oh
I don't know any of you guys caught this. Please don't I'm afraid in the right sign
Cena comes out and I don't know if this person waited for senior to come out or if it was just coincidence
Somebody in the crowd had a sign that says creative has nothing for you
Okay
I thought you were it's it's they can go into Denver all I saw was the word bruncos and a white vehicle and I was like oh
No, and then I saw a paintman and I was like oh, no, what's gone wrong? Oh geez
And I'm not the only one to thought it because brun is it's expression was the same as mine
Not that brunca
Wow, I need but wow
No, the low speed Joe
And you know and I want to send another memo to John Cena and it's not just because my little sister is here and and I'm out of arms reach so she can't hit me with anything
She's have she has a laptop and her lap. I wouldn't be there. I helped her find that laptop
She better not throw that laptop for me because of what you say. She paid a lot of money for that lap
She sure next words carefully
Poor Cena he tries so hard
And apparently a lot of people in the locker room are siding with him in this deal
Against the rock so to speak. Ziegler Ziegler was on an interview recently where he said a lot of the locker room is backing
Cena in this whole thing
But when he's delivering these promos now and he's almost like watching a struggling up and coming stand-up comic
Just dying on stage. You're absolutely right. It's it's just
It's going over like all it but it's almost like Cena's not even taking it seriously. No
You know, I just
Cena can't win this match no he can't there's just I and what I honestly believe is that
Cena wins this match or Cena loses this match and
When the crowd goes nuts for him losing I think that's the straw that breaks the camel's back
That turns him full on you know. That's what he falls below hate. Yeah, I just
But you know, hey
Don't fear kids
Because we haven't seen the lag it's just when you thought we were scraping the bottom of the barrel with this bit
We're gonna have the rock concert slash Cena rap concert next Monday on raw
Live from Cleveland in the shadow of the rock and roll all of fame. I'm like really guys
If I didn't love my television so much, I might have thrown something
So stupid
Well because we're running out of ideas and we've still got three weeks to rest on me
So what just let him fight yeah, yeah, do we really need the
I don't care if we do an Austin Tyson thing we're like 20 security guards hit the ring do something with these two just not this
Because it didn't work the last couple
And no, I don't right now rock
Still love this thing. Oh, it's just this thing
They're they're better be a huge payoff with this match that's all I'm telling and I don't see it this this thing better
I mean, I'm still stinging from how poorly the last two paper views had no payoff
Outside of shameless wing and it's winning the rumble. I just want to nascent a domination come out
There was a time where there were rumors
Well, how many of them are still I mean because you know for Luke's going in all for Luke
You know, do you know why don't think ever gets in now because I'll just go do somebody's taxes. I'll be fine
He is a wise and CPA
Crush there's that
The godfather
Come on move stop come on we stop
Somebody says good and tighten he's at it. I don't know we had Owen in there for a brief about the time
That's the soul yeah
And he's not in is he the Hall of Fame. He's not here
And because it is because of Martha. I don't know. Yeah, if she'll just keep her mouth shut for a year
Vince would probably put it in. I don't know how they crossed that bridge. I don't know if they ever can she'd stop it
I mean, it's not like Vince hasn't done everything he can
Sanchez three years 40 and a half a million dollars to jets good luck
I don't know let's move on the impact because I actually have more notes on impact
I have the other two shows combined. That's how bad wrestling what's this
At least I want to go home show I get the feel we all know this guy
Okay, I'm gonna describe this guy before I tell you who this guy is if you look at your run
You know who I'm about to talk about where those you play in the home game. You don't have a one-cheat
Everybody knows this guy. There's every every town's got a guy who was the high school quarterback
Who won the state championship
Kind of like Al- um Al-Bundy like Al-Bundy
And and just like the old um
Real men of genius commercial we'll never forget that play because you won't let us
Haha
This is what Kurt Angle has become
Kurt Angle has become that guy Kurt you want a gold medal we did it we all know
I'm sick of you talking about at least at least Mark Henry's got no way from that to an extent and now with the Bellator relationship
He wants to go MMA again
Boy that warrior bug really got under his skin didn't it well now his new t-shirts has warrior arms. Oh, does it really
With the Russian flag, right? No, it's a murder flag not
I'm just like dude do something else get over yourself. Well, you see doesn't still wear it the fake metals
Such a stupid bitch
Sting's turning into crazy sting again. Oh lovely, but you know that you've lost your mind when Eric young gives you the oh
Oh
And we all know what that look it yeah
And Eric young is the one giving it to young's the one giving it to we got a kind of co-wrote the book on nuts
Oh and speaking of Eric young he and uh stop it he and ODB are your new knockout tag team chip
He and ODB
Because he wants to do sput he's talking to sting in in the men's room at most things freaking out and you know Bobby rude 10 days Bobby rude
Well, then Eric young comes in
Why wants to do something special for ODB? He goes women. They like jewelry. They like gold
So I'm gonna help you get gold. So you guys are gonna be in a tag team match for the knockouts tag titles and then they win and then
Eric young drops to a knee
No
Out of ring and says ODB will you marry me and then ODB takes the ring looks at it
Acts like she's gonna get out of the ring turns around
She drops the one knee and asks him to marry her. It's a very
Because we all know how well wrestling wedding scout ODB
That's already been done once five black with cheese mouth
Three minute warning shows a
Bishop takes off the greatest pain based prosthetics
We are also introduced to a new character by the name of Joseph Parks
And I'm like parks parks parks. Why do I know that last day?
When he comes in and he's he's talking to velvet sky
He's talking to velvet sky and he goes
Velvet I have a brother and he's been missing for a while. I was wondering if if you have seen my brother and she's like
Who's your brother? He goes um his name is a piss
And of course everybody he's on some bed, but this has a brother and then I realized
We now know what a piss looks like with a mask on
Joseph Parks period. Yeah, that's where this Joseph Parks character is who looks a lot like pendulum
Not the same height and everything. So are we doing the are we really going this undertaker cane route now with
With this and Joseph Parks or something. Hi, don't know. Do we want to know? I was really hoping that we were
Done with the best
And we had the return somebody returned in the main event
Mets
Anderson
I was like a foot of the way from the microphone when I did that sir
Are you just fixing your hair
This falling locks
The Anderson's back
Looks great he and AJ apparently are going to be teeming up now in this entire
Christopher Daniels
Pizzarean fugue
Because he was like
AJ was talking about how they're about to have their 10th anniversary in TNA if you can believe that God
And you know they're like and they come out and they're like well, you know you don't have any friends because your friends just screwed and he said well
Kind of done with friends
Because I'm look I think I'm just going to associate more with
I don't know I'm not friends
And of course everybody else a whole of the may hit his music
It's the ring
You know I never had a problem Anderson like the guy don't like him as a heal
I know no and I didn't like him in the WWE
I like the bit with the with the microphone though. I think that's hilarious
He's the character that he plays in TNA is 10 times better than the character
The same character, but it's a face
But he came in heal
I just my fondest memory of Anderson will always be that guy
That that video that he posted on the sub
Hey
But that woman was talking on her cell phone. Oh
That is he greatest Anderson moment ever when Kenny Anderson is himself
Let's talk a little bit of smack down the little of a better Ted DPS he is now going
I thought he was going to have to have ankle surgery. He's actually going to have to have a shoulder surgery right now
But what scares me is when he put it on Twitter
He said he's gonna come back country strong. Oh, I
This concerns me
You know
Potential
Smartest man a lie
Okay
Did you how much is smack on did you actually watch all of it? Okay?
Did you notice that cold did something at the announced table
With a stick figure
With Laura and I this is face on it
Laura and I this 2012
That is where we are going
I told you this was gonna happen. It's gonna turn into an election your thing of Teddy Long versus John Lornais
Some people are now saying this will come to head at WrestleMania
Of course that we're not gonna wait until bragging rights and we're not gonna drag this out think God
But apparently there's going to be a team Laura and I this versus a team
Wong
For control
So who do we have representing each team
The rumors I'm hearing for Laura and I this is going to be Christian Mark Henry of Tonga. I'm sure
I know Tonga, but they haven't announced to Teddy Long seems to be well these got Santino in his corner
He's one of his buddies over there
Do we need this? Do we really need this?
We think going on smack there right now
And God that was a painful thing to watch Daniel Bryan
Does that hide Charlotte good mercy three times that's not somebody trying to start a
A priest
We're now going to have our I threw up in my mouth a little bit moment when Daniel Bryan talked about his undeniable
Sex appeal and it tells his girlfriend to shut up when she picks up a microphone
You say something homie
You ain't gonna get better major ever as long as you walk this planet. Oh, can I go back up to wrong for a minute?
Because this is in Charlotte's here
I'm glad she's here and I'm glad she's feeling better because I wanted to make sure she was not in jail
After the end of raw oh, yeah
She did not watch it you might want to put your microphone in front of your face for a hot
Yeah, we're gonna be sure on air for this for just a moment because
Say hello to your fan trial. Hello. Hello. And for all after rocks seen a finished
See to jump into the crowd a bunch of guys high five them and then he walked over and you saw his dad was ringside
And he gave his dad a big hug and then there was a young lady next to his dad
He's white that woman. Yeah, and all I can hear in my brain
Was a charla shriek from no, this is what I could hear leave my man alone you hussie
I've come to terms. He has a wife, but that's fine. We're gonna both putch other second. Can I be honest for a minute about that whole situation
Nothing against her. I'm sure she's a wonderful person. No, I thought a tractor
She's not lying. Yeah, but you know I'll say the same thing for Randy Orton's wife
Randy Orton's wife is very very plain. Yeah, like not and and bringing that is pretty
Be wife but he's not pretty girl, but just when you think of a woman that Randy Orton would be married to that
It's not what I would say if you want to be happy for the rest of your life
Wow
You have that song see you knew it was right there under the surface. You knew it was
And maybe she's just got good teeth. We don't know
Because that bad
But Randy doesn't care where keep a fight
People first that they don't have
Okay, you can take me off now. I'm done
No stick in move
You're not gonna hide like that
I'm gonna take a quick cheap shot by the dumpster hide behind a rock
Wow, okay the light
Can we go just we're just gonna go on campus right now because
Can't find monocone campus
Gosh
That's so insolent
If I don't want to explain that we're going to load it out there. Charlotte is a University of New York Texas student
New York Texas State University
Um, and the girl that won the jeopardy
College tournament this year was a student at the University of New York Texas and Charlotte has been trying to find her for three weeks
She's her stalker stalk yes, I'm stalking her
Maybe to find her on Pinterest
Her Facebook
You don't have Facebook anymore. Yes, I do
I thought you'd not have a Facebook
No, I posted on your wall like two days. Oh, yeah, she did that for us, but it's wrong with you
I'm sorry. I'm not very smart
What
Because it's not even responded to us. That's this and that's
Wait, it's the pizza in the pan
It was the picture of dried fruit and it's that all man are creating equal and he goes false
Explain digits. Oh wow
God that's so fitting oh
And you can actually hear rainbows and saying that which is you read it
But temple is rejoined a big east next season uh just in football this year
But everything else next year. They will be leaving the Mac in football and the Atlantic tan and everything else
So good on you big east
Then there's this thing. Did you bring the jute ear about this coming down on Friday? No, a player
Transfer from Texas basketball player named Varaz Ward is being in and he now plans for Auburn is being investigated by the FBI for point shaving
I thought this was over after UNLV
But the question is
He sounds guilty though
I can't afford
But my question is can one person alone
Do point shaving? I mean doesn't it depends on how many points he's putting up a game if he's like average of 30 plus a game
And then all of a sudden he drops off to
15
You know, but wouldn't he have to be be getting getting the ball the shoot it though?
I just think that it's
And tomorrow is selection Sunday it's time for March Madness kids
The one time a year that we all watch god was put it's good call
At least I said tomorrow we all of us bring you in
Brand it
Yeah, I can do it. Okay
Brackets will be available tomorrow night
Everybody on the show including Charlotte will be doing a bracket this year
Tournament starts on Thursday
So hopefully I will still be in it by the show next
Wow, I'm telling you I'm I'm
These last couple. I have been terrible in my picks the last two years every time we do this on this show
I am just I am dead last
Dead last and you're the one that's always pushing it to be done
The guy that does the homework and I can't get it right so let it go. Oh, but it's fun to do
It is fun to do but the fail miserably. Okay, but we can tuck he as of today after beating Florida in the
SEC tournament is on a 23 game win streak
God almighty
Hello number one overall see Duke also loses to Florida state today for the state will take on they got to take on Duke and North Carolina back to back
To try to win the ACC
Yep, Duke's on a down cycle. They truly truly are
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Dark Warburg
Oh, I'm still on the sweet shell apart from pitcher
Don't you gonna call it you just take a cheap job and have had a dumpster
Remember we talked about this last week. She is very selective on Pinterest
Well, you know there's a lot of law about Pinterest now, and it's like apparently it's unbelievable
We're copywriting and everything so
Yeah, that's weird
Okay, you can top right on everything you post on people walls on Facebook. Yeah, I don't know
Yeah, but crush old school today. I would crush that would crush Facebook. Yeah
Let's do little music talk
I
Used to be such a fan of this girl
For one album I was I heard this album
Because this was a good day view, but boy you talk about a soft title was a good album after that
I don't know apples knew album title actually had one album that had a 97 word title
So this will be what a third of that a 23 words song is called the idol or idol or wheel is
Wiser than the driver of the screw and whipping cords will serve you more than ropes will ever do
So it just sounds like a two line like a lyric first song from one of our songs. That's so stupid
I lost interest while you were reading. Yeah
You should've seen the last one. No, that was our second album. I thought that was our last one
I think she's done like four or five albums. Oh, yes. Wow. That's how out of the loop I got with her
Because this song was so cool and sleep to dream. I dug sleep to dream. Yeah
This is actually the single for criminal the B side is a live version of sleep to dream
Really mm-hmm and on that
Although I just on a certain level like if I don't have to see her
Because I just find her creepy she was definitely
I find her like Taylor moms and creepy
And that's so weird you're saying that concern that she played Cindy Lou who in the village
Yeah, I see when you told me that I was like holy crap. That is horror. That is definitely I didn't even think about that
Taylor moms and not find not feel an apple
He knew if she's from gossip girl, right? Yeah, yeah, she played Cindy Lou who in Jim Carey's village
She was so cute. Yeah, I remember I remember you I remember when we saw that in theaters
He looked at me and said I could not be that little girl's father because at some point you would have to tell her
No, at some point it's adorable Steven's joined us. Hello, sir. Good to see you. Good to see you Steve
Now she's just creepy
He's one of a baby. Happy to you. She got an evil gossip girl. Yeah, yeah, but the Blake lilies on that and she is pretty
Oh, she talks like on the side of her mouth
Kind of like what's her name from clueless
I don't know I need to check that starting clue us
Oh, they should sew her stuff
I never thought I would just sew her stuff that
It's a back girl. Yeah, that really killed it for me whenever she was back girl and Batman and Robin
You're about to be a cool place. That girl who was Alfred's niece? Yeah
I'm actually there's been one album
Between the Fiona Apple when the pain hits the conflicts he thinks like a king blah, blah, blah
There was one in 2005 called extraordinary machine and then this new one. So she hasn't done an album in seven years
Your relevance is way in the rear view. She looks like one of the twins from the shining
Just say
Guys like this picture of her that I see at all music. She's just like looking at like stop looking
Speaking of twins, by the way, when we were talking about that horror film that you're completely
Oh, yeah, it's American Ashley Olson's sister. Yeah, Elizabeth Olson is the star
out
Just saying still not to see it anyway
On to Jessica Simpson
There we go. I think the mouse wasn't
Just consumption reveals this week. She is having a daughter congratulations to her model pop and she has done the the same thing to me more did on the cover
Vanity fair. She is doing on the cover of L magazine
What she has win? I feel like she's been pregnant for like a love she's like Bonnie from family guy
You got that baby already
You know, probably Bravo to have forgiven in a shot doing this cover shoot, but
There's still looks great not gonna deny it. I've seen and there's another picture of her where her Richardson Texas
Represent where the the baby daddy is like kissing her stomach. She's got her shirt kind of pulled up over the baby
Bop and he's kissing her belly
I think your sister somewhere going I didn't get this kind of publicity
Nobody care that I was Larry the guy in a band because nobody cares about actually
People barely care about Jessica anymore. They really don't care about her. Jessica. I still care about you
Oh look how sentimental he's getting
Steena says bloodhead and Peyton Manning also talk out of the quarter of her back
Just love what that would marinate for just a minute
This is such a bad idea Katy Perry announces on Twitter this week
That her 3D concert film called part of me will be released this summer
Go ahead and ask it. Is this failure? Heck yes
Bieber went nowhere with his never say never moving
Glee went even
I'm not saying that's Brandon. Please stop talking. Yeah, please
To me his bike you can barely hear him anyway, but
It was a good movie. I can't help it. It was a good moment
I even bought it
Who are you and what have you done with Brandon? It's not a lot going on a tech start camp
Good
Good Lord sir, but you know what Katy Perry and 3D
Katy Perry and 3D wait a minute. What we're just going on a rant of an anti 3D rant
I'm not saying this would be a bad idea
It's all I'm saying. That's a pretty girl. It's not gonna do well. It's not going on
I'm not gonna pay money to see it, but I don't think hardly anybody else is either
What is this is she having name for her fan base, too?
So I felt just said beaver fever in the club house
His youngest daughter big fan don't talk bad about the beaver in front of Maddie because she will take you down
It's not the key words in those units with youngest daughter
I don't know my dog
I think I think it's all I got to say is is that boys to me is saying backup would keep
What boys to me is saying backup for what did that have on his
I did yeah, you see my you told me about that wrong. I wouldn't tell you because his back of singers were that G6 group
Kanye
Brother sir, you're not helping me
Sean wrong you if I said you were saying Kanye, but what's Kanye got to do
Kanye probably help me
Kanye never does
Although he and the Katy Perry apparently have been seen out together recently
Kanye, yeah, so take that for what it's what?
And then there's this next story
That I don't know if y'all go ahead. I've just got Chad extremely
He's he's laying on this next story because he's so
Just exciting
About what we're about to do here
And you know, I'm there's Will Ferrell hatred and then there's this
This is a way elevates up above
Why this do you hate this guy more than you hate Will Ferrell? Yes, I do. I don't know that we ever see that day
Wow
I have to say I'm on the famous guy either
Fill an answer if you're in answer to your question the chat room
I can now they're confirmed or then I
So
And from the world's colliding department
I look fan of Mountain Dew. I enjoy it's fine work. I like I only drink diet Mountain Dew anymore, but I do enjoy it's fine work
But apparently they have teamed up
Maybe four years too late
Who put Mountain Dew through them to team up with this person maybe four years too late
I don't know he's apparently they're teaming up with a little whey with the frizzard
I thought it was a jail he was he got out
But see we talked about on the show he's releasing a book about its privilege
rappers jail right now it's hard to keep up
See eyes back in and he eyes back. I told he just ate the white girl in which locker is we now
His wife his wife who why I'm the Santia. I need the white girl in his life and he will be just fun
He got a white girl
Life is half way
She needs a white woman time it looks like Miss Piggy
Exactly like Miss Piggy. Oh, then you can't call her tiny
Now she's tiny, but her face looks like Miss Piggy. I just want to miss her
Like cocoa looks like faith Evans
Anyway
Mountain Dew has teamed up with Lil Wayne for making a new drink called do-easy
Steven says he's hot garbage at TI's wife works like a mower at
Wow
Dude love it when people bring it in the chat room
That it's going to be called do-easy and it's going to accompany a partial of his tour
And they're going to be constructing a new skate park because apparently now he's a skater and this that's real
Apparently that is happening he has been enthralled with the skateboarding
and
Apparently there's going to be more information to come at South by Southwest or as the kids like to call it South by
So Austin get ready for a little Wayne invasion
Speaking of Austin did you agree to read the story of it at Apple? It's opening a huge plant in Austin. Yes, I did
Please get this out of my headphones. Please get this out of my room. Are you saying this coming Tuesday? I was going to go to this so
Take this for what you're paying for it. I'd rather listen to this. I'd rather listen to
Goats mating that listen
Cannot stand
It's never floats your boat the vein of of music's existence. Sir. I'm not here to judge you
Really don't sound all that different probably
Frog lizard Frisard
We need to find out next time he's coming the Tony Roberts
He was just here. He was like a couple months ago
Music and releases is coming Tuesday meetloaf who apparently still thinks he has a career release as hell in a hand basket
It's just stays in hell Dallas native
Everybody a day check it in
Shooter Jennings releases family man anybody believe he's anything but
Um
The Ting Ting's
Sounds from nowhere'sville. It's a sound that a hammer makes when it smacks you in the head when you're listening to these guys
I don't know if it was on a movie soundtrack
But
Allow me to look it up for you
Okay, here's your choice
Little Wayne are this
Wait for it
My
That's not mine
So you're asking me if I want to be shot or stabbed. I'm saying I'm just saying
You got what 25 the Jillian songs and then 33. Okay, you got to pick the worst two pieces
I crap you got in your library
Dude, that's the genius of executive producing the show as I could do that or lack their row
Well, would you rather me have some of his next artist instead?
Like I said, I'm just saying just because and this album doesn't come out until Friday
So by the time we go on the air next Saturday Chris Brown's fortune will have hit the market
Oh boy
I'll be ready to hit another one
And boom goes down
What happened
Just in the eighties, it plays in the eighties
Stephen if I had the clean version, I would do that right now
If we see asking for he wants to know if I would play holla back girl for you
Just as for the trifecta of artists that just absolutely beat you into oblivion
I don't know what a holla back girl is but I want her dead
That you a sneaky menage stupid hoe
Not a fan of the naked we let us move on do a little bit of it be a thank you, sir
I'm not thoroughly convinced she's not turning into a centaur
Hell woman makes my flesh crawl
What a great show tonight, guys
And you want to know part of being right in
I don't want to be on the chat if I'm listening
I don't mean to rain into heaven's moment
He's obviously failed but so I'm here now. It's kidding
You just need to be a better bike
The Jeremy will experiment continues to fail
So I'm trying to get the ship right and the rest hang right character action
Fair enough rather straight to NBA's
Again
Your character to a wizard conference at Lannick Division the Toronto Raptors are tied with new Jay-Z
10 games out of first place the nicks or five and a half games out boss and only two games behind
The Philadelphia 76ers who are still first in the division
Is it 1997
Phil says he's gonna go watch Mads vs. Laker's March 21. Well, good. Let me as it'll be his first trip to the American Airlines Center
So I'm looking forward to hearing a report on nice way to inaugurate yourself into that arena. No, okay
Thanks apparently thanks to his fabulous wife who just checked in hi Shannon
I feel like I'm playing NBA Showtime on my dreamcast
I want to say this was on there
No, this was this was on this was on sweat wasn't it that wasn't so like oh, too
This is the same album as hot her room. Oh, I remember dreamcast came out 99. Yeah, but it was gone by a one
Central division in the eastern conference Detroit 18 games out of first place right now Cleveland two games better than them tied with Milwaukee
Indiana seven and a half games behind Chicago
Indiana could launch a playoff first right now
Again, is it 1997
And didn't Sean Bradley start there
In the southeast division Charlotte is 24 and a half games out of first place. They are five and thirty
George the process
Jordan was not a good executive
The bullets are four games better than them at land at middle of the pack or land of five games behind my beloved Miami heat right now. Did you call them to pull it?
I'm gonna call them because that's all they are. Hey, they just beat L.A. No, I don't mean nothing right now
In the western conference Pacific division sacramento 10. They're only 10 games out
There's gold gold and state three games better than them Phoenix two and a game and a half better than them the clippers and the lakers still
Tied for first eyes right, but still not number one in the conflict in the southwest division
New Orleans
conflict of interest 17 and a half games out right now
They are 12 games behind the Houston
Houston
Houston's a game behind Dallas Dallas is a third place in the division right now if the playoffs started today Dallas would have the seven
See they would go home because they would place San Antonio who's first in the division and Memphis is between it
Memphis is two games there in Dallas right. I don't see how San Antonio pulls it all year. We talk about it on this show every. I don't either
Pop pops a genius that that's the only way I can explain Jurassic basketball team somehow still manages
Hop knows how to manage their life players. They're like the Utah Jazz of the 90s. Yeah
Except better because they've got real
It's a true A. Hey
Take that car alone John Stockton to the biggest winters in the league. That's true. The man speaks to true
Maybe harsh minutes true. I'm calm alone and in the northwest division of Portland 12 games out of first place
They are a game. They're half the game behind Utah Utah a game behind Minnesota who apparently is in the northwest
Minnesota is two games worse than Denver, but Denver is eight and a half games behind the team that will own this conference for the next five years being the Oklahoma City Fender
And San Antonio by the way four and a half games behind Oklahoma City
They are sneaking up behind they are winning games quietly. I'm telling you well when you got
LeBron on one coast and you got
Lob City and the LA Lakers over here and the thunder you can play basketball under the radar
But you know what the Lakers are seven games behind OKC
Right now the playoffs were to start today. Here's how would you have it in the eastern conference your eighth seed would be the next
Boston seven at Lannas six Indiana five filly four or lando three Miami two Chicago one
In the western conference it would be Houston eight
Houston's only a game worse than Dallas right now. Let's put that in proper contacts. Jeez you have
Houston a Dallas seven Denver six the Lakers five Memphis four the Clippers three San Antonio two Oklahoma City ones if the playoffs are today
Oh, she was out. He also says it's also going to be at a sweet with three beer
Very nice. Well, Mr. Hoyty. Hoyty and he got days. He got the day shift on his job, so he's on a roll right now
One of who he knows
Let's do technology corner show because we're gonna we've renamed
We've read in video game corner technology corner
Because we're gonna encompass a couple of things first of all have you seen the assassins Creed three oh
Yeah, I think I need a car to what Phil and she had a guy in the car to God
This try have you seen his Brandon? No have you replayed his name's Creed?
Okay, I've never played the game and I saw this trailer and I was like I need to go buy the first two and play them right now
Well, there's actually been before I just say it
This okay there. I explain this setup
Okay, or to understand the greatness of the troll you have to do this setup. Okay
Assassin's Creed has taken place in Italy this and the the entire first four games in the series
I know this is called Assassin's Creed three, but
The other two are like side stories like brotherhood and
Revelation we're all just it can kind of dovetailing off of this s-screen too
Now they finally moved out of Italy and the time frame is
1776 take a while guess where it takes place
You are a native American
This trailer is
Epically cool. I mean he goes through
Soldiers red coats like they're like they're butter
Using a tomahawk and a pistol. I'm just like it's it's an amazing thing to watch have you seen the steel book cover
That's been designed for this thing. I've seen the normal cover that already looks awesome
The one where he's got the American flag behind him. Yes. You know who drew that?
Was that Altrak? Yes, sir
And you actually do interact with George Washington
I was like there's there's actually it like like
Concept art where they're showing the crossing of the Delaware
Where Washington's in the bug. You know the famous shot and this
Assassin is like right behind him like looking over his shoulder
I'm telling you I'm hoping they do like a like a world war two with his shin
We've done what you wrote Japan with me now. That's what I'm hoping for
I'm hoping that at some point you become an engine because we've yet to get a really good definitive
Still still addicted to modern warfare three. I'm right there with you fill
Let me know if you're playing on Xbox live
Take Bobo is my game
Hey, we were playing hey we were playing the new blitz like right before we came over here and he was going I thought my wife a burger time teacher
And she loves it and she sleeps in it. Do they have the the the new updated
She does it's her it's her new pajamas that they released that burger time world tour on the week
I was fixing ask you same question. I don't know because I've got him I've got it for for both the PS3 and the and the 360 as a
Maybe it's on the virtual console or that's what I'm saying. Yeah, look at look into that. See if they've released it
We also got word this week that epic Mickey two is going to be revealed on March 27th did this do that?
Well
Because I thought it was kind of fizzled out it did it really did it wasn't good. It didn't have the impact that they thought it was going to have
I know that war inspectors one of the most admired and respected
video game design between this and John Carter because this is really bad year for that
Possibly so uh there was another pretty big bombshell that Peter Mollon who decided to step down from lionhead
Studios this week and explain to our viewers who that or let's do it. That's the guy that created the fable franchise on the xbox 360
I remember when fable came out never it was like
Oh, this is the coolest thing I've ever seen because it was literally like
Every choice you made and your character age that you played exactly. Yeah, and you you either chose a good path or a bad path
Are you a good path for you?
He also did populace if you remember that back in the day one of the first kind of god game simulators
That was on the Genesis and he did the black or black and white
Did you see that that the new sim city?
That's gonna be real life later this year. Yeah, full 3D views. It's just like uh
It's too much Michael management going on in that game. I like the sims, but sims city just is it makes my brain hard
Did you got to do like you got laid up you got to lay like the pipeline for the
The plumbing for the entire city and you get a wire everything. It just passed too much
Just give me sims why I could just dictate someone looks at that and then Apple announces that this coming Friday
March 16th will be the release of the new iPad and what's it called? It's called the new iPad
That won't cause confusion at all, but they're saying this thing's gonna have better resolution than a 1080p big screen and
That's why 1080p motion video, which I still find shooting video with an iPad just kind of we've
That what why they don't call it like the the iPad HD
If they're not gonna call it the iPad 3 then call it something that won't get people confused when they say give me an iPad
And which means your iPad 2s will be available for about a hundred bucks cheaper and it was still too much money this thing apparently
It's got like a nine hour battery life on it
It's it's a it's a thicker width, so it's not gonna fit with the night and I said it on the show before and I'll say it again
I want an iPad, but I don't know why I want an iPad because I take cool toy it's one of the coolest toys on the market
Let's see, Charlotte's got an awesome laptop that I do I'll have a Kindle and it does the same thing
How's that working out for you? Perfect. You like it? I love it. I did a Kindle fire
Yes, it is a fire
Well, okay, like oh, by the way, Phil says a mar family 94 is his gamer tag on Xbox live
Okay, we're it's it's going down this evening when we get home if he's still on
He wants to play when the one that it shows up with you let me know tools right that down so chat has it when he gets home
Please yes, please. Oh at him or he could just add me if he's actually home
Darth rain 69 it's on on Xbox live
Any news we were talking about in technology corner
I'm asking I'm good get to your get to your list. Let's get to the list because the street light is on and we end every show with a list
Last week we had a very first time at someone that was not clubhouse proper did a list
Although she's rapidly becoming clubhouse. I believe so. This is what third week in a row for you, Charlotte?
I think so yes, and she likes it. She's the just in timber wake of the clubhouse. All she has to do is just show up and she's
I had to bring it back. It's never let her
And we're kind of a piggybacking off of
Charlotte was list from last week because last week Charlotte did her 10 favorite fast food items
And I was thinking about that as I was sitting in my office this week and I thought to myself
You know, there's a lot of stuff that can make anything
Any food better
And so I put a list of my top 10 things that can make any foods and it top 10 food stuff that make any food better
I have no idea why I put it that way
But we're gonna get into that right about now
Number 10 waffle fries
There's just something about when you get waffle fries and I'll even put a nine a
With crinkle fries crinkle fries and waffle fries, but just somebody's an are just better than regular french fries
But there's so many different variations of I don't even know we could go to get just a regular french fries anymore
So some maybe yeah
A lot of burgers
Although a lot of burger maybe it's no category because a lot of burger fries or something
Burger King is gone in a different direction though. You know, they've they've got like the
Frize at these days
Yeah, yeah
Church is used to do it, but good like finding a church is nowadays and then of course waffle fries there's two places
Texas, Delphia and Chick-fil-A yeah
To be honest now what what in the greatest cheese fry explosion that we ever had in our life
There was a waffle fries. Yeah, there was a place in Austin. It was called champions
It was and it was it was like a hotel sports bar. It was where we stayed when Chad and Doc and I went and tried out for
World Series a pop culture
Cheese fries in the in the history of ever they were it was one it was it was one of those big oval plates like the serving plates
And it was case-o on the bottom and then waffle fries and then more case-o and then shredded trees on top of it
Ed bacon and bacon
Which will come up in a little while
We were like one that we're never leaving
And then we went didn't you go back there and they weren't serving it like that anymore
Yeah, I went back there a couple of years ago. They weren't serving anymore
They would make them but it was regular fries and it wasn't the same
This is a travel state around 169 right yes
Number nine it was a true cheese or ranch. I'll give you your choice ranch. I can't stand
I love the cheese
This blue cheese is the only way to eat but for me. Yeah, that's the way it was invented. That's the way it was invented
It's when they did but you could put I put blue cheese on fries. I put mine anything it's good
Ranch the same way
I get text this thing ranch ranch ranch. Yeah, it's true
Number eight honey mustard debate it a
Good honey mustard
It's good it's good even sir. That's why you need to chicken bacon club is with honey butter and she can be in
That sucker that toaster that they had it sonic for a while that chicken clumps
Right before they got rid of it, but they put it but they put mayo on it like mayo at that
I'm like leave it alone. I'm still perplexed and and fill and chin or both in the room
How is it that I knew about
Sonic when I moved out here because I could have sworn we had sonic back home
But everybody tells me they just they just got one and and at beach place in Fort Lauderdale
But people are telling me no we didn't have sonic and I could have sworn I think Florida has sonic
Maybe maybe it was in Tampa
When I was in school. I don't know, but I remember sonic from in Florida because I used to go there and we get the super sonic cheeseburgers
Abby you know came
Went from Indiana to Florida to here and she said that they had sonic she was Orlando though
Maybe it's only essential in North Florida. I don't know
Number seven fry seasoning
Specifically from steak and shake they have a fry seasoning and steak and shake that I don't know what I think there's crack in it
I think I think the two of us will one up you with fry seasoning from someplace else being where
Scrunchess I haven't been there yet
It's like it's something on their fries that it is like crack. You cannot
Stop we'll see. I was bummed out when I found out that wingsop which using sugar on their fries
That's why they taste so great and I'll be all I said probably can have scrumptus because I think that's what it is
Is that what it is? Yeah, I mean it's it's like they drip it and they drew it drizzle unicorns here
They did have sonic importance in Lucy
People argue oh I want to I want them so bad
Get out of my
You know Phil and Shane actually got me hooked on the the fry seasoning from steak and shake because I never noticed it until probably three months ago when we went there
After one of Maddie soccer games and all it really is it just seasoning salt and you can find famous
You know famous Dave's used to be a barbecue chain here. They're still around up norm
But if you can find their steak and fry seasoning I still have some of it left. I will put it on just about it
It's like that Rudy's
Dry rub that I use I put that it is everything
Number six almost any form of the pickle and my wife like you with you on that my wife hates
relish
You wouldn't be with me on that if she hates pickles that's what I said
Oh, she's my wife with me
relish slice pickles bread and butter pickles still pickle sweet pickles don't matter
I'm in on the fried pickles is my probably my favorite form of pickle
I've seen to me the pickle so great on its own you don't have to do anything with it
Frying it takes away
But I'll put a pickle on just about anything something better even something inside of something good
You fry anything make it better number five the grill you if you grill anything it tastes better
Especially fish and special. Yeah, I'm right. I think this takes all the flavor out of it
When you grill like a good cedar plank salmon
It just brings so much like a grilled shark steak. It just brings so much of the flavor out of it
If you ever had it
Yes, no, she's awesome shark and swordfish. Well, I have to be that maybe the summer have a have a cookout
We'll do some of that. I'll do it really good eating. I'll do it. You scoop you know me. I'm a grilling faint
I will oh, man. I will throw down on a number four and this is a recent phenomenon for me
Seasol
What and the first time I noticed it was I was what at the bar I used to work at they would serve in instead of the salt and pepper shakers
They have sea salt that you have to grind on your fries right? There's something about sea salt that makes things better
And when they started doing it with their fries and their fries taste better
But red lobster has been like rolling their baked potatoes and sea salt for as long as I can run this or good. Yeah, it's a good sir
Fish have six in the water
You want to smack him
That's your boy. It's all I'm sure boy. You want to win a 100 by them on the show number three
What the heck? We'll get to it trust me number three
Mushrooms. I am a huge fan of the mushroom. That's all you. I think okay. I love mushrooms
But good port of bellow all brother you ain't I? I want to fire house subs last night by the weight greatness
We've got to mention them last week. We're getting one a rock wall. I can't wait. Oh, right there awesome and I had their the sandwich
I had extra mushrooms on it just made it back to me a fully cheese steak with extra mushrooms
I mean see to me a mushroom should just wear a t-shirt that says I bring nothing to the table
That's because you smoke crack. I just I don't really get anything out of a mushroom. They're very good
There's no real flavor to them to me number two a number one are interchangeable. Let's be honest. Okay
I'm glad you said that interchangeable
Number two bacon bacon I rap bacon not rap my bacon bacon number two or number one and number one number two yeah, but see I've got to a point though
I don't know if my pallets getting more refined
American cheese is is just like glue for a burger for me. Yeah. I need a good
aged Swiss or a cheddar
Maybe a Monterey jack, but American cheese is just bland to me anymore and see Phil says stuff
Mushrooms at all apartments
John John I mean I haven't eaten at an olive garden now and how long but bacon and cheese interchangeable
I mean what I'm one of my favorite sandwiches one of my favorite burgers of all time was from a local burger joint
Just no longer around it was called the sumo burger in front. Yes bacon and friends got arrested
And especially got arrested so all of them of the men that started and okay
This was a one pound burger and is anyone in the room familiar with the juicy loosey if you were oh, yeah, okay
This thing takes juicy loosey to another
I don't even
Not even level say about that
They hit the sky would put and it was your choice of cheese, but ever cheese you wanted to put in this thing
He's like you name it. We'll put it in there
But he would also put bacon in the burger
Then wrap it in bacon and then cook it
That's almost the bacon explosion. Yeah. Yeah, kind of eating bacon explosion
It was like a filet mignon on a bind. I mean, I mean it was phenomenal
But that's the list
You think every one of you from listing thank you Brandon for finally getting on the show with us
You're welcome back any time always are there a sister Charlotte who we love dearly
She is always welcome. We're gonna hang out a little bit after the show
Chad's gonna go home and play modern warfare three with Chad
Phil
Yes, I'm old leave me alone
You're hearing clock strikes in the background
That's what this song that the remix of clock strikes by Timberland Magu we played that because to remind you
Set your clock to head an hour tonight
Okay, I thought it had to be late on anything tomorrow
So before you go to bed tonight or two o'clock whichever comes first set your clocks ahead an hour
Although most of them are doing it automatically nowadays
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