The Clubhouse – Episode 33

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It is Saturday night, but I'm not sure for how much longer.
It is midnight 12 on the east coast, it is 912 on the west coast, it is season 2
episode 33 of the Clubhouse, it is the 4th of March in the years as a third of 4th.
It is not midnight yet, it is a third of March in the year of our lower 2012 long story,
not going to go into it.
I am Rob, who needs to exit the studio for just a moment, so at the same time we will start
with Chad, glad you made it in sir, it is better late than never.
So with this, you know her is Charlotte, here we go, it is also joining us this evening
as I will be a silent partner for as much of this as I possibly can.
She is up British descent, she is also Chad's wife, she is also Jules, we didn't do that
with Mike, we didn't plan on using that Mike, so there is that, I do it, it is like the
Frankenstein's laboratory of the Clubhouse, keep no turning around turn around, I don't think
her Mike is on, I would like to assume we were perfect, we are just going to dive right
into movie talk and I am going to let you guys talk because I have to go grab something
out of the other room, okay, well gosh, we have got to do you have me, yes we have you,
hey there we are, that is a talk really loud, that is my friend, I am going to pretty much
have to scream, yeah I give, I will be screaming, hey, family show, well I guess we can go
down the top 10 list, let's do it, number 10 is wanderlust, that, that Paul Red Jennifer
Anderson opus, that I guess nobody cared about, number 9 Ghost Rider Spirit of Vengeance,
which I am amazed it is above wanderlust, it is a truth, I am amazed at the second one is above
wanderlust, well, what journey 2, thing had staying power, I mean it opened up opposite
the music you hear in the background, it opened up opposite episode 1 and it trounced at
that weekend, it has got some legs, number 7 this means war open Valentine's week, it opened
up that one day Valentine's day, which was Tuesday and then they, I guess turned it off
and now turn it off, Chelsea handlers in that and she was selling it on her show, selling
it, obviously did not work, I am one of those 9, are you, I am one of the few, I am one
of the few that watches that, number 6 Tyler Perry good deeds, this guy cannot be involved
in a project and not have it being the top 10 for the longest time, over a fruit, yes,
it works, the upper effect works, and I guess the real true Valentine's project has been
out this year at the vow, coming at number 5, yeah, he does, well he is one of the, he is
one of the few returning actors that's actually coming back for the J.A. Joe sequel, right?
He is the only one of the, oh yeah, I can't remember who the other one, him and the
dude that played, oh, Ray Park, no, I think it's Storm Shadow, maybe it's 3, then it's
Storm Shadow wants to think, I don't know, I was, no, Ray Park came back, number 4 safe
house, that's that Denzel flick, it's a great movie, Denzel and Ryan Reynolds, it looks
like training day to sequel, number 3, you talked about the little movie that could,
active valor hanging in there, a bunch of no name actors on, it's got to be a relatively
modest budget, you got to talk really loud, you got to be directly in the, you don't
talk to the side of it, talk to Rick, well, I mean, they're really not into this for the acting,
yeah, I think they're just trying to, this is like what we're talking about, it's great
correctly, it wants to be accurate, this is a recruitment film, number 2, with a strong
opening last night, project X, that's really just super bad, the documentary, that's
really better looking people, I mean that's exactly what it is, the super bad
documentary, the Blair Witch Superbad, then our number 1 is the Lorax, on track to open
for anywhere between 40 and 50, possibly 60 million, is what's been done, but what have
been Dr. Sheuces 119, with 17.4 million on Friday, just on Friday, not bad, this has
Taylor Swift, Zach Efron, Betty White, and Jenny Kibito, incredibly attractive as he
is older, Zach Efron, and first I thought it might be illegal for me to say that, but
I don't know, does that mean you know how to drive a van that sells candy, or ice cream
or something, some wood down, so you're in a boat, oh god, now,
he lost his attractiveness, when he was the peeing one in Batman, you mean you tell me
he had attractiveness at one time, I didn't think he did, whenever he was in taxi for
the love, great show, see our major releases next week is silent house that, that
real, this is a video game movie, no, no, no, this is a silent hill, yeah, we're
working on a sequel to that, but this is a horror film that plays out in real time, I can't
remember who your principal lead is in this, but it's like an 88-minute film that
that is in real time, that what you see happened to her happens, is that what's going on?
I think it is, I think it's a, there you go, Julia, I think it's the, the
husband that happens this time, okay, because he was searching for the wife the first
one, and then when she and the daughter go back, there were in the same house for
different time and he goes, okay, then you've got 1,000 words which is Eddie Murphy's
hopefully returned to some sort of, but you know what, I'm on board with this, oh I am
too, you know, is it a comedy? Yeah, the concept of it is he's a guy, it's kind of
liar, liarish, where he's like a lawyer that runs his mouth a lot, but he winds up with
this tree and he pulls a leaf off this tree, but in doing so there's a curse on the tree
that says he now only has allowed to speak a thousand words or he will die, and every time
he speaks a word, a leaf falls off his tree, so kind of going to this philosophical rat, and
the major release next week is John Carter, so I'm called John Carter from Mars, but
it's just John Carter now. Well, was it it? Oh, Brandon has joined us. Well, I'm sorry.
Well, wasn't originally it was John Carter from Earth, and then it was John Carter from Mars,
yeah, it was just John Carter. I don't know why they're doing this, why they're making it.
I don't know why we play Prince in the back, or I don't know who can't decide on the name,
they're spilling it. Well, well, the reason that I picked that particular song is because of
what one for best picture this year, for a man who is at one time calling himself the artist,
the artist is pretty much ran away with the Oscar Sissia. I think considering the name of this song is
movie star, it seemed even more appropriate. And John days already, it was currently, I missed that he was on
SNL a few weeks ago. Was he? Yeah, you know that stupid,
skip they do, it's supposed to be like a show about French teenagers, and there's I would that
was just breaking the dance in the middle of it. He was in it. Oh my god. In the Tuxedo,
with this like back hair and the whole, and then I think Christian week was dressed as,
was it a piano piano? No one is in this thing. That was in the artist though. They're the artist.
Oh, but the woman opposite of him. There's that. But he was, he just kind of showed up,
you know like oh, there's John's energy. Who was hosting that up? Oh, was due,
Zooey Dishonels episode. Okay, okay, okay, okay. Try the way. This karma or
Carmen Carmen K-A-R-M-I-M that was the musical guest. Uh-huh. Terrible. Oh gosh.
Well another one of those. They got their requisite 30 seconds, and that's all was required. Wow.
Okay. Well, how dare we, she's dating the dude in it now. Zooey Dishonel is in this group,
Carmen. Actually this one. Would you call it a group if it's two people?
I wouldn't call it a group. It's two people. Is that the duo? Well, show you work in a high school.
So you're usually more a hip to the things that the kids are the clothes and the hair are wearing.
I've never, I've this the first time I've ever heard of them. I haven't. It's, it's kind of like if you
took Jesse J and any Rd and put it on the blender. I don't know the last person you said. Any Rd that's
for L's, Raftree, Lattance, and then that way. That's a big song, Lattance. That's nerd.
It actually stands for something which escapes me. I'm sure with bringing it in. You just probably
got that. I was like, wait, you just built nerd. Yeah. It's in period E period R period.
Well, I didn't realize that there were punctuation. That's why he said any Rd is interesting.
Honestly, I'm not on my grammar today as we all found out. That's we look at the right thing.
Our punctuation, good Lord. So who picked the most winners out of this room? That would be you, sir.
Graduation. He missed one. Yeah. The one that nobody else got either. So we all picked wrong on
actress. Yeah. Nobody picked Merrill Street. I know. I picked Michelle Williams.
For my week with Marilyn. Who'd you pick her up? For what? For her best actress. One of the other
ones. Thank you. Okay. Let's just get this out of the open. I have literally in the last 10 hours
been to the middle of nowhere and back. So I'm a little exhausted. We just couldn't imagine doing the
show with that. So eventually you're going to have to. I know. There's going to be two
Saturdays in a row. I'm going to be on the road. Yeah. No. Coming up in May. So you all got to be ready
for this. Yeah. I just got to learn how to work out. Dacity. You just need to write it all down. Yeah,
I know. We need a cheat sheet. She said it. I did. We need a cheat sheet and posted notes.
Well, and you wanted to see who had the best except. Yeah. I don't even know if I can answer that.
As far as acceptance speeches. I mean you did anybody get over. I have to be pushed off or they
were two people that got music queueed up on them. Low lights for me. First and foremost,
Angelina Jolie. That was stupid. But she's talked about now. The leg has its own Twitter feet.
Yeah. We were just watching that later tonight. It's like everyone now is starting to do
Angelina's post. Yeah. Billy Crystal, not going to say epic fail. But close in the ballpark.
Yeah. There were so many jokes he told the disfell completely flat. This isn't his first time hosting
though, right? No, it's like his six or six or his ninth or something. He's done it. No,
can you blame him or is like, I mean, he's not writing that stuff. Somebody else. Oh, I guarantee
you, you had a role. But you, you have a pretty good idea who wrote the majority of those jokes.
The, the, the, the usual suspect Bruce Mulan. I'm sure it was responsible for majority of that stuff.
Oh, really? I've been odd Bruce Mulan story. Let's talk about unfair. Oh, we do have a notable
celebrity death in the movie community, especially for geeks like you and me, Rob. Okay. Our
red while we were waiting for the show to come on that Ralph McCquarie passed away today. Really? Yes.
Why don't you go ahead and explain to our viewership for the do not know who he is, who he is,
because apparently I've left something else in the other room. Ralph McCquarie was pretty
much responsible for the overall imagery of the original Star Wars trilogy. I mean, if it was not for
Ralph McCquarie, there would not be a look of Vader that we have grown to be familiar with. He pretty
much designed the look and design of Vader and Chewbacca from the ground up. You show me that picture
that he drew and I was like, wow. Yeah. Yeah. It's interesting to see who starts stuff like that
and where their inspiration comes from. Yeah. I mean, he got a, he did a lot of the, the environmental
designs, the shift designs, the character designs all, all based on Ralph McCquarie. So,
but he also has, and you may have talked about this while I was out, probably the, yeah, we might
want to pause that. That's for it. Well, let's just go back to party men then. Or Darth Vader
themes that's for Darth Ma McCquarie. But he probably has the most iconic Star Wars painting
based on a scene that was never in the film. Right. If you, did you talk about this while
that? Well, that's the painting that I showed Charlotte, I'm like, this is where the design for
Darth Vader came from, and he's facing off against, against Luke, against Luke, who is wearing like a
breathing mask. And that's why they gave Vader that look, because apparently it was taking place in
like Luke was wearing them. Yes. Yeah, but you only, but, but the painting is him from, from his,
from the back. Yeah. Okay. Like you can just see like the, that's kind of like a profile. And you can
see the breathing apparatus in the music. Yeah. I mean, it is pretty incredible. I got to talk
into the mic fungels. Oh, sorry. It is pretty impressive. How we did the artwork for Vader.
If I had a dollar for every time we told somebody on the show, that microphone just hates
everybody. It's an anti-social microphone. Sorry. Just a mic for me.
Right, mic for the show. That's fear of guys named Mike. Oh, ah. Sorry. And we're back. Sorry.
But I mean, as far as we had the best acceptance speech, I got to go with Marylle Streep.
Yeah. Yeah. Come on. She always is, but she's just, she's so,
she's quirky without being annoying if that makes any sense. I make sense. And I think it was as big
of a shock to her as everybody else to tell you the truth. Absolutely. Because she just didn't think she's
no. I mean, this was one that I don't even think she thought she should even have been nominated for.
Did Iron Lady win any awards at all? Just that. Just that. Oh, didn't, didn't, didn't, didn't
get to make up. Oh, no, it didn't win makeup. You're right. It wouldn't for makeup. Yeah. Okay.
Compared to, you know, into the mic, compared to Voldemort. I just that mic stand down for
her a little bit. Please, so she's not having to send our tiptoes every time she wants to talk.
But, you know, Joe's being our British descent. She is allowed to be more critical of this
film than anybody in the studio personally. I agree. I agree with myself. That's you agree with yourself.
That's how tired I am right now. I just have done no laundry and have church,
family, rehearsal and have to work tomorrow. Yikes. Why do you have to work tomorrow? Because right now
we're, our work is on seven day work weeks and supervisors rotate who works and I'm in rotation.
Oh, yikes. Oh, sounds unfair. It is working seven day work weeks, which all of our hourly employees
are doing right now. With their getting, they're making a ton of money. Some of some of our
my employees are making more money than me. So I have no problem. As long as they're getting paid,
right? Good. You know, make keep them happy. I love my, my employees. My team is awesome.
All right, let's do DVD new releases. Anybody excited? Oh, well,
two of these came out last week, sir. Sure, let it be. Which one? Zah. Well, let's let me go.
I really would like to talk about the tooth fairy too, because which we talked about last week.
That's with the raw. No, no, they're the cable. They're the cable guy. How is it going to make it funny?
Because as long as there is people who live in trailers in this country, Larry, the cable guy will
make. And it's kind of like, I once, we have a low, we wouldn't use to have a local radio show that
did some live broadcasts from a sports bar used to work at. And they were talking to, oh,
this is the guy's name escapes me and I can see him in my mind. He is one of the headwriters for
Letterman. Uh, and one of he was in town doing a standup gig. And one of the things that they were
asking him is how they select the comedians that play Letterman on Friday night. And somebody asked
about Larry the cable guy. He said, well, as a policy, we don't put on comedians who are bit
comedians because that's what he is. Yeah. He plays a character. I mean, if you watch the
roast of Larry the cable guy, they say he has a real name like six times. Yeah, he don't really sound
like that when he talks. Right. And really, so that's just, yeah, he's playing a part. And the
response was, well, I don't think he's really worried about it since, you know, he's selling out the
American Airlines Center. Yeah. So, oh, he was at that time. He sold out, oh, no, you're right,
Charlotte. I apologize. I thought this came out last week, but you're right. I apologize. He sold out
like three back to back to back nights. This was at the high to the blue color comedy craze. And
for those of you that don't know, the American Airlines Center for a concert can hold about 18,000
people. Yeah. So, do the math there. And he's just, he just to stand up. Yeah. Yeah. That was it.
But no, you're, you're, you're, you're list is right, Charlotte, apologize. I don't know what happened.
Because a lot of these I remember, I don't remember. This show does not show a text on my
apologize. But, um, Immortals, again, this was not 12 bucks worth of C, but I'd see it on stars.
If nothing else. Yeah. I want to see it. I really do want to see it. I would watch it,
but not, I wouldn't pay at the fate is to watch it. I would definitely not see it in 3D.
I would just give me a headache. If it comes, if it comes out on, you know, day by day or
I'll tell you, there's not a whole lot of movies I would see in the movie theater. No,
save it anymore. At least not anymore. You know, I say if it's hit an event movie, but my
dumb butt still hasn't seen girl with the dragon tattoo. So, really, my opinion means nothing at this
point. Um, I'll be one of those creepy Twilight people soon when I go camp out for Hunger Games.
You're going to camp out for Hunter. You bet I am. Wow. Well, you, you, we may be camping out for
Dark Knight or Avengers. We'll just meet you when you get off work. I think we may have to see,
you guys may have to drive out to Lost Colliness and just meet me at the Eurasian District
for my work. Because I don't get off to the better part of Midnight anyway. That's true. So,
but Game of Thrones season one, I guess we are gearing up for season two, which fires up on April 1st
and I can't flip and wait. You're going to be somewhat occupied by that. Yeah, but I have a DDR,
which is almost full at this point, but that's a whole different issue. Money Python and the
Holy Grail, Blue Ray finally this week. Oh, my gosh. That won't get past us. We actually announced
it. We actually did talk about it. That's right. She denied it. Okay. Foot loose, the remake this week,
because we all believe that Julian Huff is a high school student and Dennis Quaid is her dad.
Actually, the latter of those is probably believed. That's a little bit more believable
to her being a high school student. Julian Michaels kickbox fast fix. If you really catch a thief on
Blue Ray, the original Carrie Grant Grace Kelly version. Oh, nice. The Pedro Alomar directed the
skin I live in. What else is that guy done of? Amoros Peros, I believe. He's a him and he
and Antonio or Super Bowl 46 available this week. So if you miss the Giants Patriots, spoiler alert,
the Giants win is on the cover. So I'm not spoiling anything for you. A big hit for, you know, since we
have jewels here and she is a British descent. Am I five season or volume 10 this week? Are you
a fan of the Am I five show? When I was over England, before I come over here, back in,
it's the Texas accent that throws everybody. Hey, I'm not really from England, from Boston,
okay. She's from Boston, Italy. Isn't this the one that was a recent coffee King's
in situation? Yeah, I think so. In this, what in this cults? What drawn your off? What in this
cults spooks over there and then they changed an A of the TMI five? It was spooks and then
Chin's. Yeah, no, that's why they changed it. That's why they changed it. I think because
it's the TMI five and it was I tell you what it was a brilliant show. I loved it. Is it? No,
it's it's just about like it's like Jim's bond rate. Yeah, it's a British secret service.
Um, is it still on or is it's just are we just doing back episode? Does that's what's going on here?
Well, I know it was on back in 2010. I'm not sure if it's still on now. I really don't know.
They went on on BBC America, don't they? I'm assuming so. I think so because I think I've seen it in my
guide. I think it's not on the BBC America. It's on that channel 13 where they play in one of
Python. Oh, PBS. PBS. Oh, okay. That's it. Universal celebrate their 100th anniversary this year.
They are releasing on Blueway this Tuesday as part of they're doing a bunch of their classic movies on
Wade. They're doing charade. Yeah, but the one where that's not what I was going for. The deer hunter.
Oh, that's right this week on Blue Ray. Um, and also the abysmalness that is known as Jack and Jill.
Now, the less said about that the better. Do we need this on Blue Ray? We don't even need it on beta max.
Much less Blue Ray. I don't need it on audio book. Oh, God. On an eight track audio book. At least I wouldn't have to look at them or her.
It just that the abominations. Okay, are these next three items supposed to be in with music talk?
Demi. Demi more. Oh, oh, you know what? I saw you saw Demi. Two days. Demi love
Vado and for some reason I saw Selena Gomez above it. I'm telling you it's been a long week.
Yeah, it's been a long day for us. We even have some like six. Well, Demi more left rehab. Good for her.
Good. Good on her. And I hope she stays out this time. Where she was she well enough to leave it.
Did she just sign herself out so that I don't need to be here? That was not it. I don't think she can sign
itself. I think what you can. Yeah, you can. I thought once you and Ray have the lead you can sign
themselves out all the time. Yeah, I got to what Britney Spears. Essolency low hand all the way. He was hosting
Yes, I know tonight. Yeah, train wreck television there. Demi Lovato is releasing a documentary about her
state in rehab. Oh, is it just that the Demi double pack here? Here's a question. Does anybody give a crap about Demi Lovato anymore?
I think they're just trying to market it. It's like Debbie who as to what not to do. Yeah.
Well, but if they really want to know what not to do, they've already got their post your girl for that. We were just talking about her.
I'm just saying she's I mean, she's I'm still a minor. She's she's 16 right? Well, it's no 16. I mean, she's not 18.
I am not her demographics. So I could not answer that question. I don't think that she's 18 yet, but I think it should also be a lesson to
parents to say, hey, let's not manipulate our children and push them into things they're and overload them and speaking of role models that we
Do not need to follow they last bullet point this category.
Snookie's pregnant baby. Oh my god, it's like so this is a biblical sign of armageddon. Yes, you know, there was something on Pinterest that said that
Snookie's due date was December 21st, 2012 and it's like good job, mine. Good job. Oh, I've seen
that over that was funny. That's just and you know what I would almost be
not as critical if I hadn't seen a picture of the alleged father.
I don't know who this a walk until a box. I'm assuming pretty much like you you look at this guy and you're like this
child has no chance. Literally this child has no chance in this life as we know.
I wonder if it'll come out with a tan. I bet it does. I bet she's taking tanning pills just to make it happen.
It's a chain. It's good. It's my quote like a rangatown. You know, like orange the course of all the
tan and everything, you know. It's like how the bubbles. I believe the word is tints. No,
tape the skin. The skin is tainted. Yes. That's a word. It is. It's a word. How was it? I can finish an evening
of prison ministry and it feels sometimes like God hates me. It's a word. You're taking this completely
out of context. She's using it correctly. Please move on. Yes. Yes. You know what? I can't.
I'm just kidding. I know God loves me. God loves me very much. That's why he is blessed with the people that he has
especially in this room sometimes. Sometimes. I'll like how that was added to the end.
You are listening to the clubhouse live normally at eight on the east coast five on the west coast
on Saturday nights. Not today. Not today. Not today. Because somebody can't follow directions.
Oh, stop. I don't want to mention any names. But his initials are Chad Womack.
Initials. Never heard that one before. Not today anyway. Make sure you join us for our next
live appearance. April the first at Fox and Hanna Richardson Texas for WrestleMania 28.
Like we just did WrestleMania. Good lord. And see since I was expecting you guys to handle
a show, I have not watched Impact or SmackDown yet. So whole. Oh, he's just going to be really
flipping interest. I quit. Well, I hope it all ruined SmackDown for you. It's probably
don't. There's really nothing. No, David, I would create if doesn't could enough job on that one.
Yeah, ruining it all for us. Okay. What's your little music talk? Is your one stop shop for all
things sports pop culture and professional wrestling? Go. And I had not read this. Charlotte
Duck this up. Katy Perry says that her new song part of me isn't which is the song she
performed at the Grammy. Is that song? Is not about Russell Brand. I don't know how much I buy that.
She's hot. I'm not worried about it. I think that now that, you know, hey, I didn't sign a
prenapped and he's maybe mad. I wrote this song about him. He might take some of my money. So I'm
going to try to. Yeah. That's it. That to me, that is insanity. How did these two not sign a prenapped?
I don't think either one of them are that bright. No. I mean, maybe they just thought they were
going to be two kids that were going to make it in this world. They are very young. I mean,
oh, that was what I say about them. I mean, I mean, I'm saying they're young and they're stupid.
They don't know what they're doing. Is it any more time of the whole making it this world thing? Is it any
more ridiculous than the supposed an inspiration for Adele's music to try to claim that he owed that
she owes it. Well, that was the same thing when Matchbox 21st release pushed that was about a girl
that Rob Thomas used to date and she tried to sue and the judge went, well, the only reason that we
know who you are is because you said it. So go pound same. Yeah. Well, it's just like you said earlier
that's the case. And Dave Kooie needs to go sue Alanna's more set for a bunch of money.
Yeah. Oh, about George. Right. It's out. Okay. Oh, no. It's whisper.
Careless whisper. Yeah. It's whisper was about an ex girlfriend of his.
It's the and the girl in the video is a carbon copy of his ex girlfriend. All songs are about
someone. There's a there's an inspiration in everything. It opened up the door for a whole bunch
of crazy people. Well, you know, Rio was about a girl named Rio who dances on this sand.
Yeah. That's just horrible. I think a tumble weed just blew through the stick. You guys are the ones
that couldn't figure this out. Now I'm on the show at 1138 9 out of Saturday. 1145 actually.
Oprah is going to interview Whitney Houston's daughter. No, are we assuming this is Bobby Christina?
That's the only daughter that they had together. I thought that's what she said. She had a fun
read this read the thing. Going to interview Whitney Houston's daughter. It didn't
doesn't she actually have two daughters? Not that I'm aware. I thought she had a daughter and a
son and that was it. Okay. I'll roll with it. And the son apparently has been having some kind of
influence on Bobby Christina and apparently he's real bad news and was living in the house. And now
well, I'm trying to mail that has Bobby Brown and Whitney Houston's DNA combined. No, I don't know if
it's Bobby. I thought they had two together. I thought they only had Brandon's in the room.
Brandon, tell me. Why do we have to go to the token guy? Oh, he's the only person in the room, right?
I got this in the room. According to a statement from OWN, Oprah will sit down with Bobby
Christina as well as Whitney's sister-in-law manager Patricia Houston and brother Gary Houston in
an intimate interview set to air as a special episode of Owens Oprah's next chapter on Sunday
March 11th at 9 p.m. Right after the what's going down episode of that's my mom. You are going straight to
hate my mom. Brandon says he doesn't know. Okay. So let's get to this story because this is even
on your run sheet guys. Yeah, yeah, we we kind of brought it up in post and then we'll do some music
new releases right about. Baby Jones has left us. I'm sad. I feel like a part of my child had it gone.
For those of you don't know who Baby Jones is. Singer from the monkeys. He was the quote at the
quote unquote the cute one. That's how he was labeled. When I was a kid, many, many years ago,
less than Chad. By the way, let it go. Can we just sidetracked from it? Charlotte, as you know,
I was live between the Oscars. Yes. I almost made. Chad's wife jewels was a British descent
almost pee on herself in my living room. Oh, my. Yes, because I had the Oscar fact that Oscar
turns 84 and it's the only thing older than Chad. I was screaming on the edge. No, the
date was at tweet that. I did. Yes. On my Twitter page. I just checked it on the
like on the page and say not all. Talk to the microphone. Talk into. She's like turning the
weekly to me. Like it's a personal combos. A sweat is a false habit of minus when
it is. But no, I mean, when I say in that tweet, oh, I was she just starts laughing
his and it was like a half an hour later. Yeah. She just starts laughing hysterically. And I'm
like, what? And she looks me because she's looking at your tweet. I was like, oh, I know
that what this is. But you didn't know you didn't know. No. No. No. And I actually like did the
at Chad and PG 69, which is his Twitter feed. And like, I guess it doesn't alert him when
somebody puts a tweet up about him. Now, but back to David Jones, when I was a kid,
the monkeys was one of those shows that was on the middle of a day because it was reruns. But
if I was like homesick from school or if it was like spring break or something, I was locked in.
Because the cool thing about the show was that the monkeys did what's called breaking the fourth
wall. And what that means is the wall, there's an invisible barrier that separates the audience
from what's going on in the scene. That's called the fourth wall. So it's basically like you're
looking through an invisible wall at what's going on in the show. When you break the fourth wall,
for an example, Mike Nesmith, also one of the monkeys whose mom invented look at paper,
he always used to wear this stocking cap. Okay. Well, at one point, he wasn't wearing it.
And he was like, where's my stocking cap? And it came flying at him from off screen. And David
goes, oh, where'd you find it? And he goes wardrobe. That's what breaking the fourth wall is.
When you're acknowledging that this is not real. Right. The monkeys were infamous for it. And it was
a wonderful show. It was boy bands before their were boy bands because they were created for television.
They were not a band before television. Right. Right. And then things went so well. Well,
in the beginning, none of them actually played the instruments that they were on TV playing.
I believe except Mickey Dolans. They were nicknamed one now.
David was the cute one. No, no. The group has a hole. What did everybody refer to the mask?
Because they were obviously a knockoff on the Beatles. But everybody refer to the mask. Go for it,
sir. Well, one of your, one of your more famous names for the Beatles was the fab four.
Right. And then fab both. They pre-fab. The pre-fab four. That's right.
They actually called them the pre-fab four. The press at large dead. Yeah.
Not the pre-fabricate. Basically manufactured pop. What much were used to now? Why would the press do
some light? That's, you know, two or three. Spice girls. There you go. Yeah. But, you know what?
They were very popular. I still like a lot of their stuff to this day.
Chad said he wasn't a fan. I never have it. I like the monkeys. I love them.
I felt like they were trying too hard to be the cartridge family, the Beatles, and the three
What does Hollywood do? Funds him in that works to make a hundred more just like it. That's just, that's just the way it went.
And remember that there was like this huge bit on Jack Nicholson, Nicholson's involvement in their career?
Apparently one point. They have apparently he was like a producer on that movie. What was it?
Head is what it was called, wasn't it? Yep. And the monkey's dead. Yeah, it was a movie.
Coggy. Basically, they're hard day-s-night. Their health. It was called a head.
And Nicholson was involved in that. I want you to try to sing better.
You make me want to be a better executive.
Music new releases this week coming up on Tuesday,
Rucking Ball as the brand new album from Bruce Springstring and the E Street Band. Now, I do not know if you have heard,
but we do have a replacement for Clarence Clements. Really, his nephew.
Real be playing saxophone for the E Street Band. Nice.
I think it's awesome. Also, this week, a group for the kids with the clothes in the hair,
every time I die releases ex-lives this week. That's the name of the band. Every time I die.
She's the name of the album. Also, for you kids like me that are into the Christian music,
Fireflight releases their brand new album this week called Now. They're actually going to be in town
in about three weeks out in a terrible for a big revival. It's going on. If you're a fan of bands
like Paramore or Evan Essence with a little bit more of a bright sound, that's Fireflight.
How many queue up a little Fireflight for you? Show us in here who this is.
Is this every time I die, they like a Screamo band or something?
It's probably something that you're daughter with listening to.
That's not the thing. I don't think Evan's Screams do that.
Well, no, I'm just saying with a name like that, it sounds like a Screamo band.
They're never band called as I late dying as well. Okay, here's a little Fireflight for you.
It does sound paramourish. It sounds Evan Essence as well.
Oh my gosh. I was just going to ask is it a female lead? Yes.
This is actually the title track off of their last album Unbreakable.
I'm a fan. I have all this stuff. I'll be picking up their new albums called Now,
which releases on Tuesday. I know this this past week, we have the new cutless album,
which I've heard a couple of songs on my way like it. Also this week, Kaiser Chiefs.
Actually, they sound like a brand new album called Start The Revolution Without Me,
which apparently we have. Monica releases new life this week.
She's back apparently.
That's really on. Not a whole lot going on.
We've got a couple next week, which we'll talk about of course on next week's show,
which is 8 on the East Coast 5 on the West Coast. Remember to listen to our partner show
if you want some in-depth sports coverage, Cody's playbook. He will be joining us for
WrestleMania. He'll be on the show for the WrestleMania. Our time long. It's been a long time
since we had him on the show. We're looking forward to seeing him again.
So make sure you join us for that. We're just going to let this stuff play out because we're
going to get into TV talk right now. I do see that Charlotte has written about that. I didn't
know why. Pushing SNL tonight. I've been reading some things on Facebook about people because
it's on right now and they're just a poll. They're saying why she even bothering. She can't act.
It's like she just showed up tonight at 10 o'clock and said, let's do this. Just just
just wondered and off the street in the box. She's probably living in or something.
That's apparently she likes to do more than roll the doobies.
That had to unlock her hurts. That had to unlock her ankle bracelet all my way in.
I just don't understand why you would pick this person because she shares a birthday with me.
Does she really? She does. I mean does she have some major project coming up or something?
I can't imagine what she was like. I can't imagine what she was like.
Court date or something. I can't remember. I can't imagine what herself.
But her, but her house arrest is over. Yes, it did end. It was like 20 days or something. I know
she was attached to that Linda Lovelace biopic for a for about a minute or a minute. Yeah, I don't think
I don't think so. I don't think so. Okay. I thought but that was because Amanda safer he just planned her now. Yeah, I don't know if I'd pick her though
but I'm not in charge of that. You don't make those kind of decisions. I don't make those kind of
exact decisions. But I will give Lindsay Lilhan props. You don't want to put trouble in charge of a studio for like a
week. A studio like a music studio or a movie studio. The only thing she has really in something she just
finished that's coming out later this year is called inappropriate comedy and APP in appropriate
is capitalized. Let me, I'm looking at she's playing Marilyn. Oh boy. Why do I get to feeling
there's like Williams brother's stink on this? Directed by Vince Offer. Hardly nowhere.
Um, Rob. Okay. Get ready for this. Are you everybody sing down but jewels, right? Yes,
and I'll catch her. Co-starring with Lindsay Lilhan in in-app appropriate comedy.
It's already going to start this way. Rob Schneider. Oh, God. Michelle Rodriguez. Adrian Brody.
Joanna Krupa. Theo Vaughn, who is a comedian slash real world alumnus. Vince Offer is actually in the film.
Tabitha Taylor, Jonathan Spencer. Chloe Dijkstra. I just wanted to say that. I don't know who she is.
Related to Kenny Dijkstra. Uh, Lana Keneer. I wonder if that's Danny Dijkstra's white person.
Lana Keneer. I wonder if she's related to Greg. She's playing beach bystander.
Oh, I'm coming up.
I love Lindsay Lilhan. I had no idea who any of those people are. That's the only thing she's got.
Listed. So eight thousand ten when she was in Michelle. I don't know who Adrian Brody is. He was in, uh,
with Kevin Smith and, um, what? No. He was, he was the male lead in that Peter Jackson King
Kong remake came out. No five is a romantic lead. Yeah, right. Uh, he was in the, the. I can't even find a
release date. It just says 2012. Uh, probably when a session lives that long. They. Wow.
I do. I fully expect her to be dead within the next two years. Then it would be an inappropriate
comedy if error at the release that. But there's not even a.
Yeah, I see that. I don't even see anything that's listed as like a plot line in this thing.
Uh, we've already spent too much time on there. So there's Adrian Brody. Okay. I know what it is.
I sure. I'm telling you at this next story. Uh, glad is mad. Not irony.
At Kirk Cameron for saying that all the sexuality is unnatural. Yeah, apparently he appeared on
Tier's Morgan show. Who knew that Kirk Cameron is still relevant though. Oh, he think he's a legend
and his own mind in the religious community. Here's a problem with Kirk Cameron amongst other things.
Just when he was starting to wane, he did that fireproof movie.
And which was very popular with people within the Christian community because and I'm told it's an excellent
film. I have not seen it because I refuse to support anything that that man is in because he's crazy.
You really think he's crazy. Oh, he's nuts. He's like like fundamentalist nut. Yes. He did those left
behind movies, too. Wasn't there only one movie? There's like 12 books, but then they did the
Well, I also found out earlier. There's also left behind the kids. Oh, there's left behind the kids. They have left behind.
Military, they have left behind political. I mean, there's just, I'm not the only one. I mean, at first it's like,
oh, this is a really good series. But now it's like now you're just making money off of scaring the crap out of people.
Oh, they're going to make what he's so more.
But just, I'm American horror stories returning. Does anybody watch this?
And they actually watch this. But from what I've gathered, this is a completely different story.
Right. Like apparently, they're going to use the original cast, but in completely different roles.
And it's going to take place in a mental hospital of some form. Uh-huh. Like the the poster I saw
that was like somebody on operating table with it. Looks really creepy. Yeah, they start filming an
April and it hits, it hits in October. I don't get it. I don't get it.
Connie Britain is hot. Okay. Uh-huh. Connie Britain, Dylan McDermott and their daughter, who is, uh,
like it looked like they moved into a house that was haunted or something like that.
Wasn't their daughter, didn't she wasn't she in a six feet under? I believe so. She's the sister of
Donut. Um, she was a female lead in, uh, one of the, one of the female co-leads in up in the air with George Clooney.
That's her, uh, Donut.
Keep talking. Keep talking. I'm looking at the frame. Um, but they, they moved into this house where
a string of, if they called it the murder house, it was one of these famous houses on the LA
houses tour. Where was people have been killed in this house every time somebody moved in.
And, you know, they kind of get fleeced into buying this house, so the realtor was less than honest
about everything. Oh, tell you stuff for me. Yeah. Play the violin? Right.
Oh, that's the daughter. Uh, what's her, what's the Kate Mara,
which I believe is probably Rune Mara's sister. I'm thinking.
Was in it as he didn't have a claim. That, uh, great. Yeah. She was just not,
was in six episodes. Yes. Yeah. He was like there's security guy. I'm a fan of it. Fantastic.
Show, but creepy is all get out. I mean, I mean, I mean, it first is like what the hell is all
this about with? It's like, it took a while to figure out what the plot of the story was and how
would all, how is it going to play out? How is it going to play out? Well, because there's that
Quinto was in it. Yes. Yeah. And it was spoiler alert. He's the dude in the mask.
Well, he's one of the dudes in the mask. Rune, Kate Mara is Rune Mara's older sister.
But, uh, in fact, I want to say that this was the show he was involved in where he came out of
closet because he played a gay character in this. No, he was out of the closet before that.
He didn't really come out until just fairly recently. I thought he came out while they were
filming Star Trek. No. No. It was. He, he out of himself during during the production of
of American Horror Story because he was playing a gay actor like a gay character. Oh.
And Taisa Farminga is the younger sister of Vera in the form. Vera Farminga. Yeah. But,
a couple of very handsome women those, too. I want to say she was also in the departed.
Vera Farminga. Vera Farminga was in the, oh, no, no, who you're talking about. Yeah. Okay. I know that.
But very well put together show. You have just a laying one. Ray reviews.
Want a couple of awards for she did for this for this show. If I didn't avoid
things of horror nature, I would probably watch it. I think you, because FX does a good job. Yeah.
It really does. I mean, as creepy as the river is on ABC right now, this one can count. This was quite
crazy. This is more of a head trip, whereas I get the mind game. Yeah. Whereas the river is more visceral.
It's more in your face, found footage, paranormal activity kind of creepy. Yeah.
I will tell you, I love that show. That show scares me every time I watch it.
I don't know why you enjoy being scared. That's one of those. He doesn't, he has extra pairs of
underwear. Yeah. Well, good for you. Good on you. My dad meant, my dad meant a career out of
scaring me every chance he got. So I guess it's just kind of rubbed off on me. Still does to this day.
Yeah. He's kind of dead. It would hide around doors and jump out at you and scare the
bitches. Is that it? I don't want any part of that. So I just kind of, obviously use them.
Jaws as well as scare the crap out of him as well. And you know, come a fun of Jaws.
Bring the brings up a point of apparently Mike Tyson is going to be doing stand-up in Vegas.
Sometimes soon, my reaction is, I had not heard that, but it's just funny reading that.
I dare you not to laugh at his jokes. Two guys walking to a bar.
And the bartender says, what is this? I'm kind of joke. I'm sorry.
You better laugh. I want a better laugh. It sounds like ruby sessions.
Because she ruby. She in 1934. She had to pull the fit on the bed. At the
shans, before ruby shans, ruby see. That's hilarious. This is there is best of segments all over
this show. Spinning your wheels in a ditch. Ruby sessions talked to a very young bus boy
who was trying to break into show business. And what she did for him was let him open for her
on many shows at the stand hotel in Las Vegas. He would become known later as Frank Sinatra.
I thought he was going to be Richard Prior to doing that in 1934. I'm trying to give us some
some semblance of historical reference. Even though she is in war, she's been in the civil war.
I mean, on the stories that he sells, I was just saying, she is immortal. Don't get me wrong.
Lipsawson. Just go to our website, Bruce, devied at the clubhouse with Rob and Cody.com.
That will be changing very very soon. We have bought a new domain name. I just have to get
together with our webpage master and get that taking care of. Also while you're there, go to our
store on cafepress.com. Get you some shwink! It's actually drinking out of my clubhouse coffee
month the other day. Just I like to use that. Like when I'm at work. Does it make my copy
tape spent? I point to logo with people as I think it's.
You can ask the people that I work with. I shield this show on. Unapologetically at work.
Like it's ridiculous. If you were. You said you said you said you said it's a bomb. He's
flatlining right now. I'll mention something. I'll go. If you listen to the club, how
you know that. Sip.
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Sip. Pause. Clubhouse show on. I do the whole thing. Clubhouse show on Twitter.
They're like, oh God, he's doing it again. And I'm like, yeah, but you won't forget it.
No, you need a big mook. No, it's pretty hot. Everything like that. Just. You did a
yeah, you need a beer Stein or something. Please do have your signs on shut up.
There are beer sign. You know, you can go to the cafe for a beer sign. You need that.
We can make a clubhouse. And we're trying to find some of you that will make
sure. I'll address. Yes. Yes. I don't want my son dressed. So. All right. Let
us move on right now and do a sex and sex segment. Oh, have it out. Have it out.
Have it out. Have it out. Have it out. Have it out of this show that we like to call
person of interest. Person of interest. Is Pinterest. Well, can we get there? We are there.
You're buried in the lead right now. Yes. It is something that we do on this show for
those of you that have not listened before. Where we take a person or an entity and discuss
their greatness or lack thereof. This person of interest as Charlotte has told you is Pinterest.
And I would like Charlotte to explain Pinterest to our fans. Pinterest is a social
website where ideas are posted and shared with other Pinteresters. Yeah. I don't know if they
viewers, but well, I could always say as well, let's you could always stay on them all for the
thing. Yeah, we're like, you have the you can. But as it's stealing, if you're not, if they stole
it from somebody else, it's not like Steve. You're right. But we're talking about that earlier about
how you can repin it and put it on your board. But you can also like it and make comments.
And she says that she likes and makes comments. And I was like, I never do that.
Am I like stealing from these people? I do this more. Does this more resemble Google plus
kind of? I mean, it's this whole thing. I don't want to use the word fascinates me.
But I'm very perplexed by it. This thing is not only does it have like female things
on it. It has doomsday. Hello. Well, like, like the Dallas Mavericks are now on Pinterest.
If that tells you anything, personally, I think it's Mark Cuban's wife being bored.
I don't know what that meant either. I was like, don't like, Amazon. Like, she's what?
Like, she got something on her Facebook page saying Dallas Mavericks are now on Pinterest
on like, doing what? The sharing recipe. Yeah. They're on it. They're figuring out new ways
not to make the play off. It's all, it's all just like, like Charlotte said, all like recipes
for brought worst and chenetrel. She did go on the street.
I think he's like, I suppose got it is deer towards women. 101 years of fabric.
Yeah. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
But the do have guys, that's on there. There are males on Pinterest. Yeah. You can get recipes.
There's ways to like make shirts. There's also a tie out of tie.
There's hair ideas. You can make up ideas. You can tell me then somebody
will put on Pinterest how to tie a tie. Yes. WWW. Let me Google that for you.com.
Is a real website that you can use for that. Hmm. Well, you know, dude might want to have a
look at the actual picture. But also this, like, my brain. It has a lot of cars, like old
classic cars from like 1940s, 1960s. There's more cycles. So this is news groups for an
entirely new generation. I guess so. Yeah. If you yeah, when you break it down, it's just a more
visual way of dealing with presenting it. I mean, it's it's it's streamlined. It's it's it's like
better homes and gardens makes Twitter, you know. I got ideas from my wedding on there.
It hasn't happened yet, but I was going to say it's there information that my sister needs
to tell me. I mean, like, I mean, people post like, you know, wedding favors or pictures
of wedding cakes or they have photo ideas and I've penned it. Are there pictures of me doing
my world famous post on there? I don't actually. I don't know what to do though. We could
get out if you're not on Pinterest. It's not. It could still be there. We could take a picture
of your and put you on Pinterest. Hey, but you know, it is kind of weird that you have to
be invited. I want to. I want to. I want to. If we could pin, if we could pin the
podcast show on there. It's a podcast. I'm on board with that possibility.
It can promote. Remember, I, I like I just said five minutes ago, I unwards unapologetically
shield this show. I remember, I didn't remember, you and I referred to Pinterest to ourselves a
couple of weeks ago as food porn. No, that would be you in David last week. I'm going to try
that you agreed with it. I don't even, I don't, I'm not in Pinterest. I couldn't tell you.
But he was saying that there's that there's so many things that you can do with bacon that are
on Pinterest. Yeah. Yes, that's true. A thousand. It's, it can't be worse than the bacon explosion.
Oh, yeah, you tell me about them. That could be like screw the heart attack grill. Have I not told you
about, okay, that explains to you what the bacon explosion is. A good friend of the show Chris Randall
made this once. Okay, and his egg I'm assuming. Yes, you take 16 strips of bacon and you lay
them out raw. Okay, Chris crossed in like a pie top pattern. Okay. Let us work that thing. Yes,
then you take a pound, a pound of ground chuck flatten it out over the bacon. Then you put
barbecue sauce in spices on top of that. Then you take 16 more strips of bacon that are fried
this time, put them in a Chris cross pattern on top of that more spices, more barbecue sauce,
more flavor. Then you roll this bad boy up like a like a Swiss colony beef lock, right? So that
the raw bacon's on the outside of it. You leave it in the refrigerator overnight. You take it out
the next day and you grill it. And then you cut it like a loaf of bread and serve it. Good Lord.
God, you kill me small. It is. It's in on a plate. So you've had this thing. Oh, I have. And I'm not kidding you.
As soon as we got home, it was, where's the Zantak? I'm not, but it was so worth it. Oh my god,
it's gone. And he did like two, you like did one with with ground chuck and he did another one with
Italian flavored sausage. And so you know, of course I had to try both of them. Of course.
Oh my wife is like, because you're a completeist. My life is like, my wife is your living will complete.
Because you are a dead man walking. But no, go look this thing up.
So you put on your duct door. Take a big dilution. Just Google it. And you're just going to look at
it and you're like, oh my god, I would die. I might guess you would. I'm so focused. I'll leave your mouth.
This is foul. It would be backed up for days if you ate it. Well, I should use a lot. Okay,
Okay, that or New Year's Eve two years ago.
I think I've picked New Year's Eve two years ago.
Which is the reason that Charlotte and I were, it has, you can go to, by the way.
Oh my god, are you kidding me? Wikipedia. I've got it right here. You have a picture of it.
Is that nuts sin on a plate? It's not a really good picture of it. It's just wrapped it full with a
You can actually go to bbqaddicts.com slash blog slash recipe slash bacon dash explosion.
I want to stick that Pinterest. It's the size of an American football. Yes. Yes.
And it's wonderful. Do what is that much bacon? And you literally have to cut it like a loaf of bread.
Okay, here's here. Here's your ingredient. Hold on.
That gum it's nothing. Two pounds of thick cut bacon. Two pounds of Italian sausage. A jar of your favorite barbecue sauce and a jar of your favorite barbecue rub.
That's the entire list.
I'm okay with the bacon. I'm just not in on sausage. I don't care for the calorie count. No. Please do.
Five.
Sousin. No, that's that's that for the whole thing. No. Yeah, the prepared bacon explosion contains at least five thousand calories and five hundred grams of fat.
Though a quote unquote healthy.
You can't use bacon explosion and healthy in the same thing. Eight out's portion.
Only contains 878 calories and 60 grams of fat. Oh my god. That's like half of your recommended intake in a day.
For count. You're just saying that made my heart rate slow down. That would be just like.
But we have graze anatomy apparently on the TV in the studio right now. On November 26th, a group of people known as team bacon.
Created all of them were five three and weight 90 pounds. Created a world record 120 pound bacon explosion.
Free cook at 23 pounds. 120 pounds. Oh a hundred and twelve. God. That could kill a few.
60 pounds of bacon. 60 pounds of sausage and 10 pounds of barbecue sauce. It was cooked for nine hours and a custom made twelve foot long
Smoker. I tell you what that makes me so sick. I would hit a bit. It's on YouTube. It's apparently it's documented on YouTube.
Okay, so back to Pinterest. Oh, oh, and one of the topics is it's he also. This is why you're fat.
Is it by the chance to be like tugs in a lot of us? This is why your your local landfill is named after you. Oh, God.
But Pinterest. I think it's great. I think it's great. Yeah, it has. You'd be a good thing. You could promote a lot of things on there.
I mean, what I'll do is I want to pin the club house. Do it. I'm on board with it. It's an interactive scrapbook.
Yeah, but it's very exclusive. You can't just go to Pinterest and join. Yeah, you can join. You have to know somebody to get jumped in or something. You got to get like a
If you don't know anybody. I know that's a stable. You got to know somebody that knows somebody like you're going to have like a share drop.
And two underneath your eye or something. There are people on Facebook. Somebody send me an invite. Send me an invite to Pinterest. Like people are begging.
Charles is just drunk with power. Oh, I'm just like, what are you going to do? And she went through my private.
She's like a Roman. She's like a Roman senator. Do you live? Do you die? I say no.
It's not like it's the aluminum not a year or anything. I mean, that's the second row with an aluminum not a reference. Yeah.
She's just hot because you don't want to get in there. It's an online free.
Charlotte on a power trip. Wow. What a scary thought. She doesn't want to hatch it. Just in.
It's right next to my bed right now. Seriously.
Cody's okay with him. Yes. His shotguns next to his side and I have my hatchet on the other side.
That's love kids. That's it is. That's love Texas. That's trailer park.
You're worth not ours. This is the clubhouse.
Normally we are right in the east coast five of the west coast every Saturday nights.
It's a reasonable fact. By the way, tonight's episode is called Burning the Midnight Oil.
Don't ask or burning the candle at both ends. Yes.
But we are you one stop shopper all things sports pop culture and pro wrestling. What has handled the third of those three right now?
I am talking more than I thought I would.
You just had to get your second win. I haven't even found my second win.
But once that second win has gone, your sales are going to collapse.
The last diet mountain dude was waning quickly.
Yeah, this weirded me out.
We just kind of sat there in like.
I had a really much of it.
But first and foremost on board.
Go ahead.
Go ahead and read this first headline for our fun listeners.
For the Empire.
He's apparently he's not walking away from the announced table.
He's going to do this every Monday.
But Taz is the big explosion.
He's he's sound up.
Yeah, he's sound up.
Has sound up with the cross network.
With a lacrosse network to do a radio show.
Who knew that lacrosse had its own radio network.
First of all, this is a radio thing.
Oh, I thought it was like a tune.
No, no. It's it has a channel.
But he's doing a weekly show talking to a special guest about
of pro and college level lacrosse.
I don't know that I've ever said this on this show.
But I've said this a million times.
I love lacrosse for one reason.
Lacrosse is the only sport where it's legal to beat your opponent with a stick.
Oh, okay.
If you've never seen lacrosse, it's hockey without skate to put more violent.
Like I was watching major that there used to be, I think,
called the mill, which is the major indoor lacrosse league.
Yeah.
The first time I watched it, one guy,
I mean, the lacrosse ball was about the size of a golf ball.
Yeah.
And it's, it's, it's almost been a cement.
Yeah, smaller than a high alive ball, which is obviously.
I watched like four guys just like beat the crap out of a guy in a corner.
And then the referee boo the whistle and called one of them for tripping.
I'm like, this is the greatest sport I've ever seen.
This is the most important thing.
This is almost roller ball.
Yeah, this is the most important thing.
Somebody who's already on the ground.
I don't know.
I'm a fan of lacrosse.
I enjoy the ball.
He penalized him because he wasn't trying hard enough in the fight.
He just kind of laid down and let everybody else fight around.
So this is failed hockey, right?
A little bit worse.
It's, women play field hockey in college, men play lacrosse.
Field hockey is more basically the ball was on the ground all the time.
Where's the cross the cross the cross.
Yeah.
You have just, you have a stick with that's got to net on the end of it.
And you basically twist it back and forth.
So the ball's constantly moving.
Okay.
I'm saying that.
Yeah.
I know.
Oh my god.
Oh stop it.
It's real simple.
The street lights on.
Come home.
Yes.
That's all.
Did, did Vince to hack you off that bad.
That you've got to show loyalty to that crappy company.
Yeah.
Because the first thing that Charlotte said was somebody's out of money.
But speaking of someone who's not out of money.
Because I know how to do timing.
H just signed a new booking contract that will run through March of 2016.
So Triple H is going to be right in the book for who it didn't say.
It just said it is a booking contract.
$1 million a year.
It's not a pay cut for him.
And it's paid in 52 weekly installments.
But he probably has several contracts with Debbie to be right.
He's also with a multi income house.
Right.
I don't know.
$1 million.
That's is playing.
Yeah.
That's like play money.
It's probably what he places beds with.
Like I bet he bet like on races and stuff.
You probably right.
I let's talk a little bit about what I did actually finally finish watching this
morning.
Right as you were walking.
As I was getting ready to leave to go do the do my prison ministry stuff today.
I am so HBK returned.
Can we just say he's going to be on the show?
He just was on the show two weeks ago.
So it's not like he's been gone for a long.
It's not like a major return.
Did he talk the last time he was on?
Yes, he didn't.
It was terrible.
Like.
Can we just call him Sean?
And I didn't call him Sean Michael.
Just call him Sean.
Because he's not anything that resembles anything that's in the ballpark of Sean Michaels
and more.
Is he here to give his opinions on the H.
He's already done that.
Yeah.
He's already done that.
Yeah.
But I think this is in response to triple H is better than you.
I'm better than Sean.
I think that's what this in response to.
There will be shenanigans at this match.
I rest on me.
Yeah.
It already came whenever you and I talked about it.
And then he himself said that that I'm going to do what you
couldn't do.
You know what makes you think you could do it when I could do it.
Because I got the book now.
Yeah.
Because I'm married to the boss's daughter.
That's why.
That's how I'm going to write it.
And that's how it will.
This next headline.
What?
Just blew me away.
She's this really happening.
It was.
It was on the website.
It says Mark Henry responds to his induction.
Yeah.
It did.
I've got the same.
But apparently Mark Henry's going to be
contacted to the WWE Hall of Fame.
Yeah.
I want to Google this right now.
Because I'm very confused by this.
Yeah.
I mean does that mean?
This is on WWE dot com.
No.
The International Sports Hall of Fame at the Arnold Sports Festival in Cleveland, Ohio.
Where is?
There's not a WWE.
No.
There's not a physical Hall of Fame for the WWE hit.
No.
The International Sports Hall of Fame.
This isn't the WWE Hall of Fame.
I was really hoping that would be his retirement though.
Because I'm so tired of Mark Henry.
I don't see how he keeps going.
He seems like he struggles to stay in that company.
His skills overall had been better in the last six months.
And they've been his entire career as long as he can stay healthy.
As long as he can keep his knees from blowing out.
Because that's what keeps happening to the poor guy.
I mean, he's just carrying him around too much bulk on that frame.
His knees can't support his weight when he's throwing himself all over the ring.
And outside of the ring.
Did anybody else see this trailer they showed Monday night?
Oh, the edge.
The edge film.
Edge Jamie can be.
Edge has as blades.
Leads.
I like edge.
And I think it looks funny.
But there is no way in hell.
I would pay a dime to see that.
Adam Copeland is not going to put butts in seats.
And it's a WWE films production.
It'll be in theaters for four days.
And it'll be on DVD too.
But yeah.
I can't say anything.
I saw the John Cena movies in the movie theater.
You didn't see the reunion though.
No, I did not know.
Okay.
So you're forgiven.
Okay.
None of us saw a knucklehead in a theater.
Eve.
This Eve thing.
It's getting a bit too much.
Wow.
That's just bad.
Yeah.
Like this is bad.
This is really bad.
So this is supposed to be eighth turn to play all now.
Yeah.
Yeah.
This is 10 times worse than stable when she was over the top healing.
It is like a band that want to see me and the women who want to be me.
It's that all over again.
I mean, it's supposed to be a family show.
And she's like, I have no problem using men.
Okay.
You're a tramp.
Thanks.
Get off the ground.
What's it?
What's the line for the Adam Center?
Good rule.
All right.
Here is blah blah blah.
I'm a dirty tramp.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
We open the show with Chris Jericho and CM Punk.
I think we're going to.
We are going to have a competition of which two.
Which between these two and rock scene.
I can cut better promos on each other.
I'm.
I'm getting kind of over.
Let's not just do any three matches for WrestleMania.
And that's it.
Punk Jericho, rock scene.
Hell on a cell.
Don't do any other matches.
It's a WrestleMania this year.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Because nothing else is going to matter.
And keep cane out of it.
Because you're not going to do money in the bank.
Because now it's got its own pay for view.
Cash in at WrestleMania.
There's nobody left to cash in.
Daniel Bryan and Alberto Delillo.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
That's right.
So three matches.
Real WrestleMania.
That will be our WrestleMania.
I'm good with that because shameless Daniel Bryan must be honest.
Shame is just going to win the bow.
Nobody cares about Cody Rhodes right now.
The intercontinental belt.
Less people didn't know people.
Carry about Jack Swagger in the US title.
Less people than that.
Care about the tag titles.
Yeah.
Did you like that brilliant line that law that threw out their moves like Swagger?
I wanted to throw something.
I did like what?
Give me a year in the book.
But he did own up to something though.
Whatever Cole called him out and he goes,
Did you write that line yourself?
Because I actually know there's a guy behind me with a sign that's got to written on it.
Yeah.
That was fun.
Well played.
And then of course we get to the last 30 minutes of the show.
With rock.
Here's my thing.
I honestly believe that the notes on Rocky's arm was part of the bit.
You do.
And here's why.
If Rocky really wanted to write that stuff on his arm,
and want it to be.
First of all he's never been known to do that ever.
You wouldn't have been able to see it on camera.
He wouldn't have hidden it better than that.
And I never really noticed him looking at his wrist.
He never never did.
Yeah.
He wrote that stuff on his arm.
That's allegedly like.
See it goes unlike you.
He takes off his wrist.
I don't have to write the notes from a promo on my hand.
And on the inside of rocks.
Left forearm.
There was some things written.
You could tell it wasn't a tattoo.
But you never actually saw what it was.
It just looked like gibberish.
And.
See this just got to learn.
You are not doing Johnson.
You will never out promo doing Johnson.
And I just.
I really think that WrestleMania will be the.
The last straw because.
There's no way Rocky jobs in this match.
There's just no way.
I think that's not Miami.
That's the last straw that turns into heal.
Well, something needs to do it.
We've had plenty of opportunities just wasted.
Yeah.
I mean, you're not going to get a bigger.
Unless you find a way to bring Hogan back.
You're not going to find a bigger way to turn him.
But I have to admit it does look very convincing.
With the rock.
I'm saying that.
Yeah.
So the like.
And that's one thing you guys were here when I was watching this.
I said, my only concern and Charlotte kind of once you're opinion your two.
My only concern about this match at WrestleMania.
Is.
My one prayer for this match right now is that.
This heat is not real.
Because if this heat because they're selling it well.
If this heat is real.
Something can go horribly horribly wrong in this match.
They better have.
They better have a couple of referees on standby on this one.
If if if indeed the heat's real.
I don't.
And they're not just selling it.
If it is there.
They better make this a lumberjack match.
I don't know if they should make it a lumberjack match.
Just to keep her from getting out of hand.
What's that?
Let it get out of hand.
Maybe that's what the company needs.
It's for it to get out of hand.
Why did you just do like, you know, putting a cell somewhere like you know.
You already got one so much.
Yeah, sure.
I love this version of his thing.
Well, why don't we like table.
A lot of chairs or something.
Yeah.
Either one of these guys can handle that.
No, that's not there.
That's not there.
Style.
I just.
I really hope this heat is generated and not real.
Because this is getting a little weird for me.
Like awkward tension that yeah, that moment where we're.
He called him a ego monocle SOB and a block stepped up to him and got up.
And he was counting his nose hairs on my eye.
This just got a little real.
But you know, both of them know how to sell it.
Well, again, they're they're selling it well.
So, and it was a great promo.
It was.
Let's talk a little smack down because apparently nobody in the studio besides me watches impact.
No.
Well, see, we have cane returns, but he actually returned it wrong.
And nobody cared.
So now he's returning to Smackdown and nobody cares again.
Because now he's picking on all.
So welcome back.
Are the only two words he uttered?
Yeah.
Welcome back.
Or welcome back.
It was something that along those lines.
He was doing it kind of singing.
He didn't sing like the welcome back.
The dreams were your ticket now.
And apparently from what I'm reading.
Orton may have it been legitimately injured again.
Retire Randy.
He got like they said he was really slow getting up after the children.
He was like favoring his shoulder.
He was like winsing.
Winsing.
No, guys.
We're all into this crap.
He has been his whole career.
Yeah.
And you know, he just tries to come back way before he's ready.
Hell, it was an injury that turned him heel.
Yeah.
Sure.
Let's fold world heel.
Let me hear you.
Yeah, you're right.
He does come back before he's ready.
Yeah.
And he shouldn't ready.
Should give him time.
Like give him time for his body to.
So Drew McIntyre's apparently been fired again.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Have you heard the bit that they're playing up with him at the house shows?
Drew McIntyre.
Think a Scottish version of the Great Colleen.
The Punjabi playboy angle thing.
This is where we're going.
This is what he's been doing in house shows.
Why?
Why?
That's she aim is winsing again.
Shocking.
Great line though.
Great line though.
In the in the in the pre match.
In that promo that they were cutting on each other.
Apparently.
Singular standing up at the top of the ramp.
Uh, saying, oh, by the way.
Shame is your hair is on fire.
He goes.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah.
Great joke.
Jokes really old.
Almost as old as your grandmother standing up there next to you.
Referring to Vicky.
Wow.
He had a comment back with like, I'm experienced.
Yeah.
How creepy was that leopard print dress Monday night?
Like, I didn't mind it until the camera lifted around to behind her.
Uh-huh.
The back.
I mean, and I'm no fascinist.
That we leave that to Kelly high in the front of the show.
Right.
Or for Tulsa World.
That was awkward.
Like, I saw that.
And I'm like, did they put a seat belt on there?
What is my?
I mean, that's something what it looks like to me.
That poor woman.
She's wearing a dress.
And something that we thought maybe would happen.
Apparently is happening as.
Teddy Long and John Morninist will switch shows next week.
That's that free.
Yeah.
That's the answer.
And Long has booked David O'Tunga and the great colleague.
Because that.
What everybody's been dying the scene.
It's gonna look like Godzilla versus Mega Godzilla.
You know.
Bob Oda.
Bob Oda.
Oh.
My interest in that.
And in pro wrestling as a whole,
I'm just waiting more and more by the day.
We do it for the kids.
I don't know.
Saying.
Oh.
Uh.
What a beat down.
And it's not even in a good.
It's not good.
I enjoy watching a good beat down, but we're not getting any good beat down.
The name I think the name is shifting.
So a bit.
Oh, I think the check thing's up completely.
I just get like you right.
This is the right thing.
Fresh.
New.
You tell me you give me the book any year.
Just finding the right writers.
That's it.
Did they can't find them?
You know, well, plus you've got all these.
All these wrestlers that are making sick, sick money that have all this creative control.
And a lot of cases.
They, they want their.
Insurs.
Yeah.
They want their character to go into particular direction.
And it's not going to be dictated by any writers or bookers of where their characters
going to go.
They're going to choose that.
What have writers?
I don't know.
Some characters because some wrestlers don't have that clause.
They don't have creative control.
I mean, like, see and pull.
Well, like, yeah, like, once you get in the upper upper upper.
And so you can control with something that very few people have.
Yeah.
Hogan is infamous for it.
Right.
Since about 92.
Bishop went a little nuts with it.
In WCW.
He gave way to many people creative.
Nash.
That's being the worst defender, right?
My, um, wonderful boyfriend came up with his own wrestling.
Character.
The other day.
He wants a lot of details.
He says he wants his name to be Odin.
And he wants it to be like a Viking type character.
And when he comes out, you know how those recola commercials, would they blow those
horns?
He wants them to come out with that and blow it.
And that being injured into the room.
No.
I think if you're going to do that, first of all, that's been done when it was called
the berserker.
But I think he's the come out on a bicycle with a really big statue of like a Viking woman
on the front of it.
That's his bottle.
Our scooter.
Don't make it a little bit like the bells that you click on.
Any, any has to wear the fuzzy boots.
The big fight on boats.
Yes.
The only pro wrestler that's a male that wears eggs.
Basically.
Oh, go.
Charlotte book this.
Because let me tell you something.
Mike, the guitar is in grace descending.
My band.
There is a brand new hard bodys gym by his house.
They are advertising for wrestling training.
Charlotte, make this happen.
Does it have to be owed?
No, he wants it to be owed.
The pioneer just passed Chapman.
I don't know.
I haven't.
Charlotte.
If you cannot make this happen, I will be severely disappointed.
Make his first name.
If you cannot make this happen, I will be severely disappointed.
Make his first name.
If his first name.
Or he could be owed.
Or Ryan, then he could be owed in his brother, Gunga.
Oh, I like it.
I like it.
I like it.
I like it.
I like it.
I like it.
You're like, we always give them hearts with a horn.
It's not a signal.
Can we do ourselves a favor?
Never do a show starting at 11.15.
We're all loopy as I'll get out.
You have no clip and idea.
Let us move on because we have other things to cover.
Like a little bit of mask.
Of mask.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
We got about this one.
Masked part.
Masked part.
Masked part.
Oh, I just went to primus.
I'd already got to primus in my head.
The Gerard Raker.
This is the only way you open the mask ourselves.
Period.
I'm good.
Good luck.
At my little definition of mask car.
Please, Charlotte, read what's other on cheat.
Last weekend, a whole bunch of colorful cars with
advertisements raised around a track.
And I don't know who the winner is.
And that is why I am here.
Your top 10 from the Daytona 500, which took two days to happen.
Delay.
Because it was delayed by rain on day one.
The lap two of the race, Danica Patrick Rex out.
Comes back later.
We try to run the race again at noon on Monday.
More rain.
I got delayed till late.
It ended up being in prime time on Monday.
Fox don't carry the whole thing.
We had a rocket fuel truck explode.
Which was awesome if you saw it.
And nobody got injured.
That's why I can say that.
You had a reservoir dog's moment.
We had five of the drivers just walking down the track together.
And you cleaned up the rocket fuel.
Kidney litter tied detergent.
Really?
Here's these big boxes of tide.
Is this product placement?
Does somebody drive a tight car or something like that?
There actually is one.
I don't know if I say I thought it.
You're top 10.
Mark Martin coming in 10th in the errands during machine.
Joey Lagano in the old Home Depot.
Used to be Tony Story.
He came in ninth.
Carl Edwards in eighth.
Kevin Harvick in seventh.
Paul Menard.
Not of the family Menard.
In sixth, Jeff Burton fifth.
Denny Hamlin in fourth.
Greg Biffel in third.
And congratulations coming in second place in the first race of the year.
Dale Earnhardt Jr.
Yes.
Comes in second in the Daytona 500.
Only two Matt Kensett in the best by Ford.
You know what he wins on that race?
What the first is?
No idea.
I got that on me.
That's my line, sir.
Tony Story.
You're defending Spring Cup Champion.
Which we've said.
No one since 2000 has won the Spring Cup and then won the following day to 1,500.
He comes in sixth year.
But still pulls in a nice $379,000.
Jump.
Yeah.
Take it.
I think I spent out of gas today.
But the only people that did not finish the race.
Jeff Gordon, Robbie Gordon, Jimmy Johnson and David Reagan.
Jimmy Johnson's crew chief, by the way.
Suspended for six races.
After some improprieties within the car itself.
The NASCAR is really.
They're not going to do any specifics on that.
They said something about the seat posts.
The seat posts.
Which is whatever.
Six race suspension for him.
Right.
That's not going to happen.
I guess I've now you are glad that we waited until 1130 to do the show.
Because I had to bring the NASCAR knowledge.
Cody somewhere listening going.
I'm just doing that.
Because Cody knows that dude knows NASCAR.
Make no mistake.
Friend of the show.
Guy that hosts the playbook.
For some reason, either one of us can remember what our shows are called.
He has in-depth knowledge for you.
Look up Cody's playbook.
He has a Facebook page now.
So you can look him up there as well.
That is our partner show.
Look forward to seeing him on April 1st for WrestleMania.
I feel I get to feel we're really missing the boat on NASCAR because he's really
into it.
Our friend of the show.
Bar wireless is a big fan of NASCAR and so is your brother can.
You haven't tried to walk one of them down.
Obviously they're all into it and we're not.
I don't keep up with it even a little bit.
I know that I'm like the Formula One.
Totally different.
Like I'll watch top gear but I won't watch NASCAR.
NASCAR.
America.
America better tomorrow.
Let's do a little baseball talk.
We're about thirty-four days away from opening things.
I don't know where it's ill.
I got my ticket.
Another manager scheduled to play Kansas City tomorrow afternoon.
I guess it is train sprint training.
The pod race sign.
Centerfield will meet up between maybe between five year 25 million dollar deal.
I've got that on me.
But the big story this week about major league baseball is the expansion of the playoffs.
I don't know how I feel about this.
It makes it so much longer.
But it's a one-game playoff though.
It's not like we're adding an entire extra round.
Which I still think you should go three or five.
I'm sorry.
Two or three, three or five, four or seven.
It's how it should go in my personal opinion.
Yeah.
First round, best two out of three.
Second round, best three out of five.
Your league championship in the world was series four or seven.
Okay.
You actually picked this on.
I did indeed.
Love is not like a baseball game.
Should be one strike here.
If you have to get the three strikes to somebody,
you're asking for it that point.
That's full moon lunch.
Shame on me, full moon class.
Shame on me, full moon.
I just wanted to go.
Let's say I'm just going to go whole school with this on.
Show us so you're not on board with this.
The way was explained on what?
When I was listening to the four letter network,
I was watching PCI last night.
Now, especially like in the AL East,
it's not like the Yankees and the Red Zarks can just coast because they both know they're in.
Right.
From that aspect, I was like, you know what?
Okay, I'll buy it at that point.
Because it does make you compete a little bit more than you normally would.
I see what you're saying.
I'm just saying.
I'm just saying.
I'm just saying.
I just feel like that's the longest playoffs in all sports and baseball.
And it just takes.
Ooh, I don't know about that.
The longest playoffs and sports in my opinion is going to be the NHL post season.
NHL will then be able to sing.
I will take that to my mind.
You know, we've often argued what is the most prestigious title in sports.
As far as what it takes to earn it.
The stuff that these four guys have to do in hockey.
The way out.
The reason I'll give you the NHL is because of overtime.
Yeah.
And just the physicality of the whole dead game thing.
Just these guys get the tar kicked out of the night and night out.
And see if I can send us our season.
So we're going to start.
I just heard it's about the NHL playoffs of the four major sports in my personal opinion.
NHL is the one where home ice means nothing.
No.
And that amazes me.
Like there's no advantage to being at home in the NHL playoffs.
As a matter of fact, if I remember correctly, more often than not, it is detrimental.
It seems to be historically it seems to be.
Even fan wise.
It's just the the road team tends to win more in the NHL, especially in the playoffs.
It's very, very strange.
But I, you know, I'm on board with the one game play.
I've made it a little bit more competitive.
I think that we're warming up to adding more teams, which I don't agree with.
And both major league baseball and the NFL.
This whole rumor about Gidel wanting to have a team in London.
Well, failed.
Didn't we try that already?
Let's talk a little basketball, apparently.
Had a great anniversary on Friday of this week.
The 50th anniversary, the 100 point Will Chamberlain game.
Oh, really?
Yes, sir.
The 50th anniversary.
A couple of things about that that I learned from the great Dan Leb.
Again, if you're not watching Dan Leb is highly questionable.
There's something wrong with you.
Charlotte will call you a communist.
Did you know Bill Russell, who he played against.
Right.
21 and 0 in the playoffs elimination game.
Good night.
Even better.
Will Chamberlain is his entire career.
Never fouled out.
Wow.
How about that, sir?
Oh, Lee.
He might have had some other activities that were a bit foul.
But he never fouled out of a game.
Your NBA standing is right now.
Let's go to your Eastern Conference at Lentick Division.
New Jersey is 11 points.
11 came out of first place.
Points are in hockey.
Toronto is a half a game better than them.
Toronto is seven games behind the New York.
New York.
New York is a half game behind Boston.
Filly.
Still in first place.
22 and 15.
The Philadelphia 76ers are still leading that division.
And right now, the playoffs started today.
They would be the four seed.
Central Division.
Detroit.
Oh, the bad boys are terrible at 12 and 26 right now.
They're 18 games at the first place.
Cleveland is only two and a half games better than them.
They are tied with Milwaukee.
Both of them are 10 games behind the Indiana Pacers.
Sir.
Who are five and a half games behind the Chicago Bulls.
Who currently.
I'm looking.
Have they have a half game.
Up on Oklahoma City for the best record in basketball.
They're like, I don't think I like on a five game winning streak right now.
They are indeed sir.
Well played.
Eight and two in their last 10.
The southeast division.
The Charlotte Bobcats at 4 and 30.
Right now.
Michael Jordan coming under a lot of fire right now.
Especially.
I don't know if you guys heard the interview that Charles Barclay did the other day.
No.
He said Michael Jordan has way too many years.
Been around him.
No one wants to tell Michael Jordan the truth.
And I would tell Michael Jordan the truth.
Your team is terrible.
Just like that.
Almost.
For those of you who are seeing our guy that is currently 1243 in the morning central
time.
But yeah.
But he.
He took.
He took Jordan to task.
Deservedly.
So you think.
The Bobcats are 4 and 30.
Yeah.
They're 23 games out of first place in a 66 game season.
Sir.
Yeah, but is that Michael's fault?
There is that just the team.
He owns the team.
Well.
He makes the decision.
He got rid of two guys that could be all stars.
Because apparently they just want to rip the whole thing down and try for draft
picks and try to do what San Antonio did 12 years.
Yeah.
They are.
But they are still only three games behind the Washington wizards.
Washington is 13 and a half games behind Atlanta.
Atlanta is a game and a half behind Orlando Orlando now.
Five games back on Miami.
Who won nine straight games served by double digits before losing last night to Utah.
Very strange.
Wow.
They were one behind tying the record.
And the western conference.
Pacific division Sacramento.
Only 10 games out of first, which is kind of odd for being this late in the season.
Golden State.
A little bit better than them.
Phoenix.
Half came up on them.
Lakers and Clippers are now tied.
Oh no.
What?
Here we go.
Oh no.
Northwest division.
Utah at 17 and 19 is 11 and a half games out of first place.
Portland.
I guess we're going to do this.
Okay.
That worked.
Portland is a half game up on them.
And Minnesota is a game and a half up on Portland.
Denver is nine games behind Oklahoma City right now.
For those of you playing the home game Oklahoma City who I've said on this show will own
this conference for the next five years are 29 and eight.
They are 21 and six at home.
I'm 26 in conference.
I'm sorry.
They're 15 and 15 and one at home.
14 and seven on the road.
They are 29 and eight New Orleans is nine and 28.
Yes.
16 and a half games out of first place in the southwest division.
Conflict of interest.
New Orleans, by the way, is 12 games behind the Houston rockets.
That's how bad this division is.
Dallas right in the middle of the pack at four games out of first place.
Memphis has taken second place over from New York Dallas,
Mavericks, San Antonio 25 and 11.
If the playoffs started today, your Dallas Mavericks would be the number 60.
God.
So let that sink in.
Well, well, we've got the average wife.
Let's just go ahead and do any child standings as well.
Because it's an average white sport.
That's Chad.
I'm Rob.
Uncomfortable.
In the Eastern Conference Atlantic Division.
The New York Islanders 63 points.
Worst in the league.
All that yet, my friend.
They are six points behind New York.
They are six points behind New Jersey.
New Jersey tied with Philly.
The flyers have dropped a third.
As Pittsburgh is now four points up on them.
But I'll tell you what Pittsburgh has pulled with an eight points of the New York
Rangers.
Pittsburgh making a late season push in the northwest east division.
The Montreal Canadiens.
Thank you.
60 points.
Worst in the league.
Not yet, my friend.
They are seven points behind the Toronto Maple Leafs.
Very nice.
Toronto is one point behind Buffalo.
Buffalo is eight points behind Oderwa.
Oderwa.
Three points behind John's beloved Boston Bruins.
In the South East Division.
The Carolina Hurrah Canes.
Have 62 points.
Worst in the league.
Not yet, my friend.
They are six points behind my Tampa Bay Lightning.
Who are one point behind the Ovechkins.
The Ovechkins are one point behind the Winterpeck Jets.
And my four to Panthers have a 72 point total first place in the Southeast
Division.
Worst in conference.
Edmonton has 56 points.
Worst in the league.
Not yet, my friend.
They are ten points behind Minnesota.
Minnesota is three points behind Calgary Calgary one point behind Colorado.
By the way kids.
Colorado in second place in the northwest division.
Twenty points behind Vancouver.
Oh wow.
But that's sink in.
Why does this not do we want to do?
Thank you.
In the Pacific Division.
Anaheim 66 points.
Worst in the league.
Not yet, my friend.
They are four points behind the Los Angeles Kings.
The Los Angeles Kings are three points behind.
Tied for second place.
The San Jose sharks.
And you're the Los Angeles.
Phoenix still has a two point lead on both of those teams.
Now let's play.
Let's play America's favorite game.
Because Columbus Blue Jackets.
Worst in the league.
How bad are they?
Worst in the league with 47 points.
Let's play everyone's favorite game.
How far are the Columbus Blue Jackets behind the
Fourth place.
Chicago Black Ox.
Chad.
30 points.
Charlotte.
Thirty six.
Tools.
I will save.
Twenty.
Chad is correct.
They are 30 points.
Chicago Black Ox.
The Black Ox are six points behind Nashville.
Nashville is four points behind St. Louis Detroit.
Has 89 points.
Remember Columbus has 47.
Four Hitchcock.
Yeah.
It was a deal deal.
It's like right out of that town.
Well, a little earlier than normal or later than normal, depending on your point of view.
For us it's later.
It is time that the street lights are on.
I didn't know what to use here.
Again, most of the music bed tonight I didn't pick.
Oh, I got to meet the mics.
Okay, and we're back.
Charlotte did the list.
Yes, she did.
Really?
This is now officially have a first on this show.
Yes.
Because this is officially the first time.
Somebody that is not clubhouse proper has done a list on the show since the beginning of the show.
So she's clubhouse improper.
I'll take it.
So Charlotte and Charlotte would not even put her list on the lunch.
That's why I just had to go with don't know what's on the way here.
That's why I had to go with this because I was like, okay, I got nothing.
But then she can't get me a clue because you see what's next.
I don't think I do something inappropriate to you.
No.
Okay.
No, but we're waiting to find out what exactly is.
It is.
Charlotte taught ten favorite fast food items.
Fast food items.
Yes.
Gia, why don't we not limited to just food?
Now I have two requirements for fast food.
There has to have a drive through.
And no one comes to your table and take your orders.
That's what I cost.
Okay guys, you guys.
Guys, you guys.
It's something on this subject before we get to start it.
When we were on our way down, myself and my guitarists wouldn't did some prison
ministry today.
We stopped at a sonic.
Okay.
It had indoor dining, which is kind of a new phenomenon persona.
I've seen a couple, but they're hard to find.
This one didn't have a countering side.
You literally walked into this dining room and every table I had one of those.
It was like buttons.
No.
The button coincided with this.
But it had like one of those airport courtesy phone things.
That you picked up and then you pushed the button.
It was like, I know I'm going to a prison.
But is this how I'm preparing myself for this?
And every table had one.
And then there were two more on the wall for to go orders.
Wow.
Very awkward.
Maybe you should like, you know, that the prison is reward type of thing.
That's the thing.
That's what they're going to fur a lot.
That's right.
They're going to make the orders.
That they're work release program.
They're going to work with that sonic.
I shall go ahead.
Sorry.
Okay.
Number 10.
Dairy Queen.
The Dilly Bar.
Oh, I remember the Dilly Bar.
I have a fan.
We used to buy those.
We would just go and get a Dilly Bar.
We'd get a Dilly Bar.
And then my mom would buy them in the 24 pack.
And we'd take a home.
24 pack.
24 pack of Dilly bars were always in our house at all time.
Now.
The lovely Mrs. Want me here has never had it.
It was over.
It's never had Dairy Queen or she's had Dairy Queen.
Because I was there.
Okay.
But she hasn't had a Dilly Bar.
So refresh her.
Dilly Bar is just.
What the Dilly Bar?
Ice cream.
Just an beautiful chocolate.
Oh.
It's it's it's genius.
It took me a while to figure out what the hell Twinkie was.
You know what it is?
It's a gift ball.
It's a market.
It's a market.
Wait.
No what was the shape of the Dilly Bar?
It was just it was just around, right?
Kind of like a pinwheel shape.
There.
It wasn't even a pinwheel.
It looked more like a cocky cocky.
Yeah, yeah.
Or some that are a cocky cock shape.
And then there's some that are kind of ovalish.
Yeah.
Kind of moon pie, I should see well.
Yeah.
Like a waffle.
I could remember if they did like a little swirl on the front of the Dilly Bar with chocolate.
Like it.
Well, they dipped in they kind of twisted it.
Oh, jucky.
There you go.
That sounds pretty nice.
Number nine.
Number nine.
Number nine.
Chicken nuggets because they're a dollar and you know, but that's just a very dollar
I don't even care if it's real chicken or not. It's just really good. I care if it's real chicken
That's why I don't eat McDonald's chicken nuggets which will totally make not make sense another
The fish nuggets too. Not really convinced that's fish
I love how they well, it's that time of year where they're yeah, cuz it's lent
But they've never done fish make bites before. I know but you can but you know what because it's lent and we know you want
Fish let's offer a double fill a fish
So I can go to the bathroom twice as fast fish is unhealthy as you have what they possible
Now number eight just said I did like McDonald's but I like their spicy chicken make bites
You didn't you didn't install the greatness of those when they first realized not the regular ones the spicy one right?
I do not like the regular chicken make bites. I have to have me the spicy one
Number seven chicken express corn nuggets. Oh
You even have to put corn nuggets on the end of it for those of you that don't live in a state where you have chicken express
Fine one yeah chicken express could be the Nirvana of fast food right now
Express equals great. No if you enjoy sweet tea. They got you covered if you enjoy a doctor pepper made with real king sugar
They got you covered they have chicken fingers
That little season salt that they throw in there. Oh, and I just had their little slider. They're chicken
Oh, they're chicken snack
Oh my god, and not all of them do it. Not all of them do it
Some of them do catfish though, too. Yes, not all of them. It's the same one the same one. It does the snack
Number six from Taco Bueno the bacon egg and cheese so burrito any of their breakfast
I'm in on because Taco Bueno doesn't put just normal cheese on there. So they actually use their case
So which is already awesome on it's all
Yeah, that little sprinkle cheese none of that
Number five Chick-fil-A sweet tea, which I always want on Sunday and Chick-fil-A's
Diat lemonade is amazing Chick-fil-A. You just put Chick-fil-A
Yeah, which you always want on Sunday and you can't have it because you can't buy it
Yeah, but they could get buy it on Sunday when you can't have it
Number four water burger to Cheetos which during January, normally or 99 cents
But they did not do it this year. Not this year. I don't know why I made this because they were doing that whole four
Favorites thing and they they're still promoting that. I don't know
Number three jack in the box tacos. Oh, yeah a staple of anybody's diet or this part of the country
No, actually right now. I hate them
But I had to put them on there because they're important there are number
A very important fast food items when me and Cody first started dating when he would get off work
He would bring me jack in the box tacos and I ate them for the first six months. We were dating and now I hate them
Great hangover food, but it cannot verify that that's beat cannot know for years. It was like they said it was kangaroo
For years they said it was kangaroo. It was like they call out to have so much kangaroo here because of kangaroo
You don't even put it for more straight. Yeah, I'm just saying it. No, that's that's exactly why
Number two sweet potato fries from scrumptious which there's only a scrumptious here in Mesquite
Yes, it's your list
I don't like sweet potatoes and I really don't like sweet potato fries and I don't think scrumptious counts
But that's it's your list of my love and you can do it if they're okay. I love sweet potatoes
Now I will say this sweet potato Todd's sonic suck and don't eat them. They're all really
They're terrible terrible
So we had them you know when we went to out back the other night. I ordered this sweet potato Todd's and they were amazing, but the ones at fun
Number one, you'll probably know what it is
Would it be the cheesy gourded accrued?
Absolutely the cheesy gourded
Well played so well played. I know my full sister. Oh
I'm not really much with you. I will probably get one on the way home
Because it is fourth meal. Yes, and fifth meal. That's isn't a fifth meal. No, it's called fourth meal
It's it's the whatever heck you want it to be yeah
I used to get up like I would wake up from my sleep
It's like 2 a.m. 3 a.m. and go get a cheesy gourded accrued and then come home and go back to it
It's the walk of shame meal. Can I get some honorable mentions on this? Yeah, please first and foremost
RB's beef and cheddar nothing like it in America
Also RB's the chicken bacon ranch rap. Yes
Because it's at market fresh style. It's not made in process. It's not made this list pre are incident at CCs
Yeah, see sure on it. Sure. I want nice we do tend to to break bread together
And that's why I do not
Yeah, it's because I got it there one time and you got it worse than I did and it was the night before
Hadn't yours is wedding. Yep. I felt like my last like a month
Also from RB's the greatness of the potato cake
You can't argue the greatness of the potato cake. Yeah, yeah, it's it's it's they're trying. Yeah, we're in shape. They're probably
Who would you say but inch inch and a half long give or take get a long shot of the triangle and it's like a really really big
Tater time. It's it's a lot keep basically and you put a little bit of the RB sauce on there
It's yeah, they'll make a headache. Oh brother. I
Would have put the chicken club toaster, but they don't make that any more
And that's a crying shame
Especially when they made with honey mustard. Oh, yeah, yeah, and they took that off and put mayonnaise on
Yeah, yeah, thanks. Also McDonald's the max snack wrap
Big fan of that. I have such a fact for a limited time
Trying to think of us Burger King's chicken sandwiches. I've not ate it a Burger King since I was 10 you know that
That that new
What kind of like they're artists and style burger that they're selling now is really good
Weeners knitsle
Wednesdays that do they stop core hot dogs? I don't know but there's still pretty much anything from weeners
That's a lot of your fan. They're chill. They're chilly though bad news bad news
Well, you're you got a really weak constitution when you come to Chile Carl's junior Chris crock fries
And they have buffalo chicken tenders that are very good now. I love the big Carl KFC and god
KFC in general stop it. It's what it's called. I didn't call it that and the greatness of checkers for my people in the southeast the apple fritters
It got I missed that place around here
When do we ever have a checkers? It was it was one of them. They're all gone
Town anything down. I'm gonna stop us yet now it's a check cashing place because we needed to know one of those
Here we debate the sarcasm that is there's like three in that
Little
Shopping yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, and a home loan place
Home entitled. I don't know what I would I don't know what I would pick for an out of what mentioned those jails. I mean
I mean I know what our favorite food is locally is just a double extra large jose pepperoni pizza
Which is what we can totally have been here tonight root beer float from NW
Yeah, and Charlotte there's a place you have to try okay in the mall. Oh, yes, there's only two of these in existence right now
It's called max and cheese
It is gourmet macaroni and cheese
And you can get like Albuquerque tuna put it in it
Crushed up with rich crackers. Oh
We may have to go like one day for the work or something
Okay, but that's the list
That is this very late edition midnight hour truncated version of the
This isn't like mace sweeps or anything
Because I am physically exhausted right now
I've done no laundry
My wife returns from her week long house sitting gig tomorrow
We do this morning. We wrapped up the week long visit with my mother and her husband which went very very well
Had a great time with them. I'm ready for my life to get back to abnormal now
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