The Clubhouse – Episode 32
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It is the 15th of March in the year of our Lord 2015.
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It is season 5 episode 32, numerically 291 times we've done this.
Which means we are now single digits away from another milestone.
Welcome each and every one of you.
My name is Rob.
And yeah, just chill.
Thank you for asking.
But I am not alone.
Nor am I normally in the studio when we do it episode.
Joining me across the desk is he tends to do.
Is a man who just recently designed a go-kart in a video game to look like a batmobile.
He is Chad.
Welcome, sir.
I was extremely bored.
But no, it looks good.
You have a PS3.
We're not there yet, sir.
Okay.
Let me introduce the people in the studio before you start asking.
He was looking at me like, I guess I'd say.
Objectively across the desk for me is a man who I'd like to reference that thing you do
when the owners were on TV and the lead singer was being filmed in a big flashing
note note of the screen said ladies, he's married.
He is friend of the show hasn't been here in a long time.
He is Dave Scott.
Welcome, sir.
I'm also known as bat dead, but I'm also recovering from a great hangover.
I don't know who this bat dead is.
This secret identity should not be revealed.
That's true.
Also joining us in the fourth chair, if you will.
Yeah.
He's but he's keeping it real.
And that's the important thing is a man that's been to more screenings in the last week than I have.
He is the king of bowling.
He is Andrew Peck and welcome back to the show, sir.
Thank you.
Great to be here.
Good to have you here.
He's screenings.
I got one tomorrow night.
I had a lot going on this past week.
I couldn't attend that.
I want to thank our friends at Allied for understanding of just real quick one quick point of contention before we started.
I was watching Batman and Robin last night because I was watching it with a Kevin Smith commentary track.
Why would you design the bat mobile with an open wheel?
Did you notice that in the fourth one?
There's no cover on the bat mobile.
In the fourth one.
Oh, that's how my cart looks just by default.
Yeah, but that's by default.
That's what they think of the movie.
This is no.
This is not Batman.
That's a cart.
Yeah.
It's a game on the PS3 called Mod Nation Racer.
Where you can literally design.
It's what Mario Kart should evolve to at some point.
You can create the racers, the cars, and the tracks.
You design everything.
And how long did it take you to create a bat mobile?
Not very long.
19 hours.
I was just kind of tweaking on every show.
I'm on vacation this week, so I could be that board.
Alright, we have one quick correction from last week's show.
Um.
I've pretty missed pronounced John Fuewell saying his name is John, not Joe.
Oh, I mean, not that anybody but John Fuewell saying would have cared.
But a correction is a correction, sir.
It's all I'm saying.
Corrections a correction.
And if I make a mistake, I have to be mad enough to own up to it.
It's all I'm saying.
That's how granular we get on this show.
I listen to every show back.
I usually take Monday away just to kind of clear my head and then choose
they actually listen to the show.
So, there's that.
Alright, let's get right in.
A little bit of the passing of the car.
Is that a thing?
It is now.
You can pass a car.
It is now.
It's now.
It's now.
It's now the turn for dolls.
No, that's the wrapper.
Okay.
Or an energy drink.
Currently going on right now.
At least it was a half an hour ago.
I'm waiting for a NASCAR to refresh their page.
The camping world 500.
And it looks like the racist.
We do have a winner.
I don't have results yet, though.
Kevin Harbick has won the camping world 500.
And there is much rejoicing.
And this is the reason why I'm a Formula 1 fan.
Also open wheel.
Like that makes sense to be.
The Batmobile.
Not so much.
I'm just saying.
I'm just saying.
Trying to find the results here.
See if it will give us to me.
You all find sponsors in Formula 1.
Such as camping world.
NASCAR has said no soup for me.
So, I don't get results from their website.
Let me try one other thing.
F5.
F5.
F5.
F5.
I did F5.
I even recollect on the link.
So, I'm going to see if.
Maybe one of my alternate.
Nope.
That's not what I want.
Say it like a wrestling announcer.
F5.
F5.
It's the pins and it's 500.
I brought to you.
Uh, another.
I really can't wait to get back into wrestling because I'm now forced to.
I know.
Big news for you today.
Yes, sir.
Yeah, we don't have results yet because nobody wants to give them to us.
But we know that Kevin Harbick won.
So, let's go straight to next week.
Uh, at 330 Eastern.
Also, the same as this week on your local Fox affiliate.
The Auto Club 400 Live Oddly Enough from the Auto Club Speedway.
That makes sense.
What are how they changed this?
Pick that one up.
Nice.
They pulled some stress.
It's good.
It's good budgeting.
At least, you know.
It's sponsored their own race.
Now, Dave, you missed the show last week.
Coming up in May.
And I do want to put this out there.
The SpongeBob Squarepants 400.
That's a thing.
Again, something that will never show up in the Formula 500 circuit.
I have no words.
I gotta tell you this.
It's not underwater.
June 7th.
The Axolto We Paint Winners 4.
I'm stopping.
That's a thing.
It's really a thing.
We have to come up with the top 10 names for a new NASCAR.
Does it have to be 10?
Well, that's what the list is.
But I don't know if we can limit it to 10.
There's going to be too many whack-out ones out there.
We're like, no.
We will start.
We'll start giving points up.
It's probably, I would say, maybe mid-April.
Because that'll be enough races behind us.
We'll actually kind of matter a little bit.
So that being said, we are your one stop shop for all things sports and entertainment.
So let's go back to the entertainment side and talk a little TV talk.
A lot of news coming out this week about cancellations and renewals.
So I thought we'd go through some of them and get you guys thoughts.
We'll start with HBO.
Who has renewed last week tonight with John Oliver for two more series?
Thanks, guys.
As well they should.
Because that's one of the funniest shows on television.
You guys watch this show.
What show?
Last night.
Last night.
Oh yeah.
I was texting.
Oh yeah.
That show is amazing.
It's like Dennis Miller live for the new generation.
And really?
When did this season start?
Last month.
We're getting a February.
Yeah.
Super Bowl Sunday as a matter of fact.
My HBO stop recording.
I wonder why.
I have to break it.
I still have to catch up on Gotham and Star Wars.
Except their point.
I've never even seen the show.
Also getting renewed by HBO for our final season with six episodes is their comedy series
Getting on.
Which I've never watched.
And togetherness, which is a brand new show from the do-ploss brothers.
One of whom is on the lead.
Please let them be both about sex.
Please let them be both.
The first one know the second one kind of sort of.
But that gets a season two.
Showtime has renewed the affair for season two.
I've heard very, very good things about that show.
A home land is going to get season five.
Masters of sex gets season three, which I think is to the surprise of no one because that show
was doing very, very well.
Is that about sex?
It's about Masters in Johnson.
The people that did the famous sex reports in the 40s and 50s.
Oh.
I'm assuming you were kidding when you asked that.
Yes.
It has.
Yeah.
I never know with you.
And shameless gets season six.
I believe that's the William H. Macy's show.
It is.
Yeah.
It's a.
It's a remake of a British film.
I have see has given two more seasons.
So you'll get season six and seven of Portland, India.
Never watched an episode.
The walking dead will get in sixth season.
Unfortunately for my MC.
And turn, which is the story of the secret agents during the revolution that worked
for George Washington.
I saw the trailer.
It looks really good.
And that gets a second season.
It looks like downloadable content for Assassin's Creed III.
Yeah.
Kind of sort of dead.
Yeah.
He's not going to lie there.
ABC gets season two to how to get away with murder.
Never watched an episode.
Don't really care.
That shows got to follow.
And season two to Bachelor in Paradise because we want to take all the losers from
previous seasons and then put them on another season.
Are you for serious?
That's that's a thing.
It really is a thing.
I mean.
Is there any coincidences that season two they're in Paradise?
Well, they were in Paradise in season one.
That's what's called Bachelor in Paradise.
Oh, okay.
Oh, I didn't know that.
I just assumed it was a bad show.
NBC gives the celebrity a apprentice and eighth season.
And something that you and I were talking about, Chad, recently, of why is he constantly
doing the celebrity apprentice?
And I was really thinking about that.
And what I realized is it's better for him to do the celebrity apprentice because remember
what the prize was when it wasn't the celebrity apprentice.
They just got a job.
Basically.
And then he gave them a company to run.
He doesn't have to do that here.
He just gives him a charity and then we're all good.
CBS has given two more seasons the big brother.
So seasons 17 and 18.
Can you believe that show?
I have not watched one episode since the season since the first season.
That it outlasted the British inspiration for it because they were still doing that.
Oh, really?
They killed that show a long time ago.
They're not still doing like the celebrity big brother over there.
They might be thought they are as far as big brother.
They put a bullet in that show a long time ago.
This is more of an American show.
But it started out in the UK.
Oh, I know.
Yeah, but it fits America more a little more.
Like, you know, like drama and then a camera on you at all times.
It gives us T and A wrestlers.
It's like, sir.
Yeah.
Like survivor over there didn't last a couple of seasons.
But they still have.
I'm a celebrity.
Because they're smart.
No, but they still run.
I'm a celebrity.
Get me out of here.
Oh.
Well, I don't know if they're still.
But it didn't.
Outlasted survivor.
I don't know if it's still going.
Jules would have to confirm.
The Halley Berry Vehicle Extint gets a second season.
I don't know anybody that watched that show.
Oh, shit.
I totally forgot about it.
Um, unforgettable.
It's going to give this season four.
But it's going to move to A and E, which is a different Viacom property.
And under the dome, doing very well.
Dude, better in season two than it didn't season one.
So season three will be coming this summer.
The CW renews their version of Beauty and the Beast for a fourth season.
Didn't realize it'd been that long for that show.
I see you finish starting May.
Uh, Downton Abbey.
Of course.
We'll get another season.
So season six of Downton Abbey will be on the way.
Oh, God help the audience.
It's time to cancel that show.
That effects has given Louis a short in season five.
There are new season starts.
Uh, I think the same week as Game of Thrones.
But they can.
That show.
No, they can't, um, Jim Jeffery.
Oh, Jim Jeffery show.
That's right.
That's right.
TLC renews sister wives for a six season.
I didn't realize this should be on that long.
But you know, the best part about that show is here in, uh,
Joel McCail refer to the main guy on that show as the Muppet Sammy Hagar.
Look this guy up.
Okay.
Dead on.
That is a dead on description.
See to be that's the manaman I guy.
Fair point.
Uh, MTV has given awkward a fifth season.
That would be their final season.
sci-fi gives continuum a season for their final season.
Lost girl season five their final season.
And 12 monkeys has been renewed as of yesterday.
I don't realize that show.
It's started.
Uh, yeah.
I didn't think it started either.
I can't wait to see that.
A couple of months ago.
It was actually was late January.
Uh, Don's joined us in the room.
The official factor of the show.
Hello, sir.
TNT is going to get falling.
It's going to get falling skies.
One more season.
So season five will be their final season.
The other show I didn't think I didn't realize was still on the year.
Uh, the last ship.
That's with a P.
Uh, season two.
I don't know anybody that watches that, but anyway.
Uh, major crimes get to four season.
And one of the lovely and talented Mrs. Irvin's favorites.
Resolient aisles is going to get a sixth season.
They are very pleasant on the eyes.
I don't want to miss.
The other ones, you know,
I'm not just saying I'm not saying homely, but, you know,
I forget the other one.
I wouldn't kick her out of the bed for eating crackers.
Fair enough.
Unless you wanted to do it on the floor.
Wow.
This is around already.
Um, the Disney Channel renews a girl meets world for a second season.
So apparently that's working.
I was curious about that.
I was, I was wondering if that was going to succeed or fail.
And USC gives season three to Graceland.
And gives two more seasons to royal pains.
Seven and eight.
Again, don't know anybody that watches you through one of these.
No.
But let's get to the cancellations.
NBC has already canceled allegiance.
Didn't that just day.
Wow.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
But, you know, I think FX probably does it better with the Americans.
Yeah.
You're just saying.
That's like the third version of that sort of fourth version.
Coming from the 90 seconds that got recorded after the blacklist.
I was bored.
I'll tell you what my wife is completely off board with.
And I won't even watch it.
It's CSI cyber.
Really?
She watched it.
She watched the premiere.
And she was the second episode.
And I walked in her watching.
And she was like.
Yeah.
Uh.
Uh.
Fox has canceled utopia, which we already knew about.
And they have also canceled gang related.
That will not get a second season.
Cinemax has canceled strike back after this coming season.
Uh.
I have seen has canceled Garfunkel on oats.
I didn't know they had a show or I don't want to watch it.
I thought that was a YouTube thing.
Our hilarious.
I love them.
FX has canceled anger management and the bridge.
The bridge is just wrapping up their second season.
I think this year.
So that's good.
Uh.
USA has canceled benched.
I didn't know that show ever started.
And covert affairs is done.
Wow.
Really?
That had a pretty good run.
I did for one.
The pipe of a robber.
Yeah.
TBS has canceled ground floor, which is a favorite of the wife.
And Sullivan and sons.
It's starting to great Roy Wood Jr.
Who I'm a big fan of.
It was actually executive produced by Vince Vaughn.
Um.
Don said he did like gang related.
Russ is in the room as well.
Good to see you, sir.
Don said he watched two episodes of allegiance.
And they.
And he cut it after the second episode.
So.
Uh.
And ABC family has canceled Melissa and Joey.
No.
God.
Oh no.
I love that show.
But you know what?
Joey Lawrence could just go report another album.
What is that show about?
You guys do know that, right?
Joey Lawrence did a pop album in the 90s.
I know I own it.
With this big hit.
Tell me if this doesn't scream 1992, right?
This sounds like Rico Swave.
This is a kind of track I play in my Jeep.
Really loud.
Friend of the show Brian burn his listening.
What's that brother?
Oh God.
This is for all the ladies out there.
And if you.
If you ever seen the video.
Oh, he's he's doing the whole shirtless best thing.
And it's like sunset on the beat.
Oh, it's.
Oh.
This is almost as bad as that.
Drive Michael Dany and remake a rock on.
And you know, it's called.
Nothing.
My love can't fix.
That is terrible.
Here comes the car.
Here comes the car.
Oh.
I actually remember this.
See.
Oh.
And they debuted the video during blossom.
Oh, go her.
Of course.
Because that's why NBC was doing this a lot.
Because remember they would debut like a bunch of fresh
Prince videos during fresh Prince of Bel Air.
Because that's how they debuted ring my bell.
And like two or three other.
That's what she said.
You're watching.
I have seen.
No more office for you.
I have seen Will Smith.
Joey Lawrence.
You are no Will Smith.
And the Queen on TV show.
No longer.
Not going to miss it.
Yeah.
I watched a couple of episodes.
Because I was at places that was on.
I was like, she is so over the top hokey.
Will Smith is a producer on that.
Oh, is he really?
Will and Jade are producers of that show?
Well, probably be not much longer.
The two of them together.
It's a product of over broke entertainment.
That's their production company.
Well, the Smiths are well known for backing popular projects.
Yeah.
Yeah.
They're poor speeding at the people.
So Fox wanted to do an American version of the British hit Luther
with really your welcome internet.
The British hit with Idris Elba Fox has put it on hold.
You see what I did?
I did some works on two levels.
Did you notice that?
If you've never listened to the show,
before, nobody knows what's going to play in the background.
I'm the only one that does.
And half the fun of the show is watching
Chad's reactions to the music.
I match up to the stories.
To steal another favorite saga.
Feetary Chad reactions.
So, but that's a good thing because
from what I've heard that the British version of this show is so good.
First of all, why would you remake anything that's already got Idris Elba in it?
Just re-air the British ones.
Get a deal with them.
The Brits do it right.
What?
Russ says Michael Damien is James Best's son-in-law.
You took that out.
Okay.
I know the name, but I don't know what it means to me.
I literally am still stuck on your the Brits do it right.
That's why I married one.
I just don't want to think about that.
Brits making very highly of a better call Saul.
A lot of people are speaking very highly of that show.
He likes black sales a lot.
I tried to watch it.
I couldn't get into black sales.
Maybe it's picked up in season.
What is that on, right?
Stars.
Stars.
No, what do I care about?
Yeah.
I don't hear that.
Tough news for sleepy hollow right now.
Their showrunner Mark Gothman has left the show.
Right now, season three for that show is in limbo with fox.
And a lot of people say he is the linchpin.
People said the same thing about Darabond and the walking dead, though.
And that show is flourish.
Yeah, but that shows have gotten a lot bigger of a following in sleepy hollow.
Although I know quite a few people that enjoy it, but not as many people that I know that watch the walking.
Because that is more or less a shared audience.
And you're.
Oh, Russ says James best is from the dukes of hazard.
James.
Who did he play?
You have a computer, sir.
He's D knows who he is.
I'm sure he could pop it in there.
Oh, quick, I bet I can type it.
And in news, that's a little little sad here.
Robert Carradine just wrapped up King of the Nards on Friday night.
He was involved in a car accident this past week.
Oh, God.
That they're saying.
Oh.
Little sad news.
And we play this nerdy.
How sad he keeps trying to keep it life people.
What did you want me to play the death?
Oh, no.
No.
Not even strong.
Not even strong.
But they're calling it careless driving.
Apparently he pulled out into an intersection and hit the side of a semi.
He was injured.
I saw some very odd verbiage when it comes to him, but I haven't gotten any updates.
But they actually had a nice little crawl for him at the end of King of the Nards.
That just said, you know, get well, Bobby.
So.
Let's move on, Charlie.
We have your your host of the Emmys this year.
He is one Andy Sandberg.
Hmm.
I don't know about him working all by himself.
No.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't dislike him, but I just can't see him carrying an entire.
Well, you know, there's going to be lonely island involvement.
And you can almost you can almost bet money that there will be at least one Timberlake appearance.
I mean, if if for no other reason.
I'll be really coming off the ship back into that well and pull out Timberlake again.
One of them in Emmy.
Deanna box actually is an Emmy award winning scans.
So that's the show.
He's so stupid.
It doesn't make it through that.
That's awesome.
HBO set has told the creators of game and thrones.
They want 10 seasons of the producers are like, dude, I don't think we can do more than seven.
Because they're they're going faster.
The George is writing.
So that well,
but I think it's really interesting about Game of Thrones, which by the way kicks up in three weeks.
Yeah.
This year it's the week after WrestleMania.
So we don't have to go.
Because a lot of two years it's been the same day as WrestleMania.
I'm like, really?
George R. Martin has said, by the way, for those of you that have read the books.
We're killing people that we're not killing in the books.
So get ready for them.
That's perfect.
Yes.
That's what you should do.
That's what they're doing and walking dead.
That's what they've been doing.
Yeah, but walking dead is pretty much been off the beaten pass since the first season.
Well, I mean, the structure is there.
The primary structure and there there are, you know, a lot of it follows the same
linear path that was laid out in the comics and the graphic novels.
But there are characters that exist in that show that don't exist in the books.
So it's easy to kind of get away with that.
And some people that were killed off early on in the book series are still around in the show.
So I'm just, I don't want to read the books.
I'm kind of enjoying the ride of Game of Thrones.
I really, really, I'm enjoying watching it.
Also, Courtney Love will be joining the ABC show Revenge.
Good luck with that.
Starting March 29th.
She will be the latest MMI for Emily Thrones.
Hit that five times fast.
That, that, that, that, that, that, that.
Well, she was just on the empire for a couple of episodes.
Yeah.
I did read that.
Apparently she was very what received.
She just, and you're a big fan of that show.
She just kind of played herself really.
She played a watch.
She's struggling.
She's, she played a watch of drug addicted musicians.
That was a stretch.
When we chat now, we're watching the Hall of Fame.
Rock and roll Hall of Fame inductance from last year.
And they were inducting Nirvana.
The whole time we're all going to let her talk.
Don't let her talk.
Don't let her talk.
Oh crap.
I let her talk.
Get that trash heap.
Any other TVs headlines we need to talk about?
Hmm.
A Brian is saying, Game of Thrones is saying they may have to go to an alternate universe
because they're surpassing the book.
Exactly.
It is mathematically impossible.
If George finishes a book right now, it can't get into production.
Quick enough.
If you would turn in a manuscript for a next novel tonight,
they still wouldn't be able to get it ready in time for the next season to shoot.
Really?
That's what he did.
He did that with the producers a long time ago.
He said, this is where I'm going with it.
So if it comes to the point where it is now,
you guys can go ahead and pass me.
And I guess he's just going to write the books.
I mean, what happens in the TV show and then just expand on it?
All right.
Let's go into NBA talk.
Basketball talking general.
I know the brackets are up by now because they were probably announced about a hour ago.
I'm going to ask you guys the question that everybody's been asking
in the college sports world the last month.
Can Tucky or the field, Chad?
What are you talking about?
So when the NCAA tournament?
I really don't keep up with bat.
Right now Kentucky's undefeated going into the tournament.
Really?
Yes.
Okay.
So I give you Kentucky versus the field.
What do you take?
You're kind of a nut job if you don't take Kentucky.
All right.
Dave?
I don't watch.
But if I give you an undefeated team versus 64 other teams.
I'm going to bet on the undefeated team.
All right.
Andrew?
Kentucky.
There's no other team.
I'm going the other way for one simple reason.
Odd.
It's the end of the NCAA tournament.
And again, odd.
I've got 64 other teams that can win this thing.
And there's just something about March mat.
Well, if you count the playing games.
Oh, that's right.
You've got so many teams that, you know,
that pull a four to gold coast.
This is my problem.
I think there's a couple of teams like maybe Arizona or Duke.
But they're not complete.
Either of those teams, they rely on their shooting or their inside.
They don't have them.
They can't score at both sides.
Brian says he's taking Kentucky.
He says he's a big Ohio state fan.
He says his team's going to be out in the first round.
They've got VCU in the first round.
They may be out in the first round.
And I don't care what anybody says.
Tournament starts Thursday.
Tournament starts Tuesday.
No it does it.
The playing games are Tuesday.
No the tears about those.
The tournament starts Thursday.
So.
And then Russ talks about North Florida.
They're not good.
North Florida.
Okay.
Nice job.
You're going to be a 60.
You got some recognition.
Yeah.
Prepare to be bounced.
All right.
Let's go to the NBA standings.
Starting in the Eastern Conference at Atlantic Division.
The New York Nick still suck.
13 and 52 right now.
They are 26 games back.
They are a game and a half behind the sixers.
So the sixers although trying to to tank it.
The nicks are tanking better.
Yes.
Nobody sucks better than we do.
Philadelphia though right now is 12 games behind Brooklyn.
Brooklyn is two and a half behind Boston.
Boston is still 10 back on Toronto after winning four straight.
What's they got as they had Thomas Jr in that trade?
They just started winning some games.
They got a lot.
They got a tough mountain to climb though Toronto was running away with this dog on thing.
In the central division, the Detroit pistons 20 games below 500.
Come on.
Stan Van.
I know you've lost 10 straight.
But let's get this thing together.
They're 18 and a half back there.
Seven and a half behind Indiana.
The Pacers are four and a half behind Milo walk K.
Milo walk K five behind the bulls.
The bulls now two and a half back on Cleveland.
But Cleveland's one three and a row.
I'm still not ready to crown him.
I'm just not.
Neither.
There's some and I can't give you a tangible reason.
I'm just not ready yet.
In the southeast division,
the Orlando Magic 21 and 46 are 31 out.
They're nine games behind my beloved Miami heat.
Who are almost in the seller right now.
Miami is a half game behind Charlotte.
Charlotte is eight games behind the Washington Bow wizards.
And the wizards are 13 and a half back on Atlanta Atlanta right now.
The only team to clinch a playoff spot.
But again Atlanta playoffs.
That's all.
Defense rests.
It's all in.
So this there's apparently in the play.
In the western conference.
North West division.
Minnesota 14 and 50.
Let me just say this.
There's one 14 games in me.
I'm 14 back on Minnesota.
They're 29 and a half back there.
10 games behind Denver.
Denver is four and a half back on Utah.
Utah is almost eight back on Oklahoma City.
Oklahoma City.
Although they've won two straight guess what?
So is Portland.
Oklahoma City seven and a half back on Portland right now.
In the Pacific division.
The Lakers 30 below 500.
And you know what?
Swaggy P.
Why don't you just go ahead and get star on the suit?
Instead of oh, I don't know practicing.
34 and a half back the Lakers are.
There are four and a half behind Sacramento.
Sacramento is 11 back in Philanix.
Philanix is eight back on the cleapers.
And the clippers 11 back on Golden State.
And boys are the clippers becoming the villains of the league.
I think so.
LeBron James is going.
Please take that mantle.
I'm a good one.
Exactly.
Everybody hates the clippers right now.
We slaughtered of this week.
And in the southwest division speaking of which the New Orleans.
Belikannd are 13.
Wow.
I'm sorry.
I did my math wrong.
They're seven above 500.
And they're still last in the division.
That's a tough shit.
That's tough.
I think they're the only last place team.
But above 500.
Yeah.
And I think they're in 10 place overall.
I think they're fine for that.
These last spot and playoffs.
They are night.
But they're nine and a half back.
In March.
They are four and a half games behind San Antonio.
San Antonio is a half game behind Dallas.
Dallas two and a half back on Houston, but Houston two back on Memphis.
This is going to get really really tight, especially in that division.
But if the playoffs started today.
Charlotte would have the eighth seed in the east by a half game over Miami and a full game over
I'm sorry. Oh, oh, yeah, half game over both Miami and Boston
So Charlotte would play Atlanta in the Anna would play Cleveland, Millawaka would play Toronto
So that's crazy to me that Toronto's the three seed at this point and Washington would play Chicago
in the western conference
Oklahoma City has the eight seed right now. They and they have that by a half game
Or by two games over New Orleans. Wow
So right now it would be Oklahoma City versus Golden and State San Antonio versus Memphis Dallas would have Portland in the first round the clippers would have Houston
I don't want to get sport
I don't think a lot of people but again Portland hasn't proved to tend to me
They have it's not proved anything to me. Is that what I mean? It's a very strange deal with that the only thing they proved to me is that when called upon at any time
They can score over a hundred points and I don't I don't just come into it. Yes
Getting close to the flyoff's boys. So I'm saying
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Looks like Russ has got some updates for us or don does. I'm sorry your number one seeds for the tournament are Duke Kentucky with
Conson and Villanova
Your two seeds are Virginia Kansas Gonzaga and Arizona
Yeah
That's fair no one's been playing so no but no one was a little bit of a shock, but yeah, but they've been playing some ball
They're getting their team
All right, it is time for person of interest P.O.I. is this segment we do on this show each and every week
Where we take a person or an entity and we debate their greatness or lack thereof
I go across the next two chat
Do you remember our early days of
Hey remember of DVD collecting I do I was there where we would be you know clamoring at the next release
Pouring over the special features were I think we were kind of a little bit more eccentric about special features and most people
They just kind of want to just get on the movie. Still I am
You remember one ever they kind of
Raise the bar a little bit too high for themselves
Started calling things ultimate additions and things like that, huh?
And we would get these ultimate additions under the assumption that if you call something ultimate
There really is no other addition. They can be better than that
Is oh no
Universal
The thing the one that sticks out at me the most was
Terminator 2 oh dear God
I have though. I think it's the one that I'm laser disk
They put out their ultimate addition in a metal case, you know a low a metal outer's well
Isn't that the first DVD menus that had full motion video or less what's his name?
I want to say it's finally was the you would go inside the Terminator's head
Certain features and there were easter eggs that you could do like die hard had the same the same guy did all the menus for like the five star collections on DVDs die hard did it the
Yes, did it and
We fell victim to one of the most evil poise in DVD marketing
commonly known as double dipping that is true and
It was so prep like the what real the Terminator examples of thing that just
Erke may be on belief because it wasn't what a year or two later and I think it had changed studios
I think artists and wound up with the rights to Terminator
They did and they put out their extreme addition. Yeah, but that one you kind of forgave because it was a different company that had it
It's when Disney to me is the biggest violator of this particular crime
With their animated stuff yes
We have this platinum edition. Oh wait a minute. It's been five years here's a diamond edition
And now here in here analyze the discussion. I want to have it seems that we've kind of gotten away from just the blatant
You know
Releasing a DVD for the sake of releasing a DVD because they know they can get a quick buck off of it
The the double dipping seems to die down considerably in the advent of the blue ray age
Nowadays
The only time you'll see like a major re-release of an old property is its anniversary like a milestone anniversary last week
We had the 30th anniversary of the breakfast club or they've got a sequel coming out
They want to remind people what made this film good so they put the first one re-released it
Maybe put the trailer for the sequel on there or what had movie cats or whatnot right yeah, you know
The movie but whatever the heck they want to call it. I am excited about the new Star Wars Blu-ray edition coming out
You know something I don't know
I'm just saying that there needs to be another
I mean you won't talk about somebody that was really bad about that in the days of VHS
How many different box sets of Star Wars do we own between us as far as VHS? I have two I've got four
Because I've got those two and then I've got the THX remasters on laser disk and then I've got the DVDs and then I've got the blue
Like the only prequel that I have is episode one because I could pretty much stop after pretty
So one that's the only VHS copy
I have but let's let's look at that in the in the blue ray arena too
You have the Batman box set. It's got the really nice silver case. No. I thought you had that no
I've got the Superman man. Okay, but they did the Batman thing and they even did it on blue ray too
I got all four movies in just one blue ray case for 20 bucks and it's the same exact features that are on the big box set
There's no difference really. Yes, that's kind of that's kind of shy Steve. You're fiction to say something
But the blue rays just is guilty because a lot of what blue rays doing now. It's like okay
This movies coming out. Let's box it with like two or three other movies and put it out there for you to buy
And I'll tell you what franchises really really guilty of it in this day and age
James Bond
Time there's a new bond movie. There's a new box set, which is why I'm not buying the box sets
I'm gonna buy them all individually
And then the new comes up
That's my collection. Yeah, that seems to be the only and I'll tell you when it got really really raw
She is when the 3D craze was in it was in a zenith because if you wanted the 3D copy
Downfall back you you had to buy every freaking version that existed in order to get a 3D copy of it
You had to get the the the standard blue ray
Always had a DVD packed in with it at a digital copy. You're want to pay in like
40 bucks when all you really want it was a deep was a 3D copy of the film if you had a 3D television
You really got ripped if you had a 3D TV right if you wanted 3D movies you really had to pay
But this is no you're right though that this was more of a crime during the DVD era than it has been in the blue ray
It really was it kind of become many versions of the mummy were there
At least six. I mean, you know, we're just kept releasing it and kept releasing it and the old one
I like I think it was the ultimate edition that had the commentary track by Brendan Fraser
Where he made it seem like he had just snuck into the studio and was watching the movie and he was giving you his commentary
Like that was worth it for me because that was enjoyable but
It's it for blue ray it seems to have mellowed a bit
I think with Disney they're just trying to get everything on blue ray right now, but they're still
I mean how many versions of sleeping beauty have ever been now?
And that's that's when I really got ticked because that was the first blue ray. Yes, it was and a y'all
I remember I remember they pop and that didn't going
Holy cow this are they really different versions or they or is it just the same movie being
Re-release that's but it's the same movie being re-release, but you're putting different special features on it
The thing that was so insulting about the about the sleeping beauty blue rays
I had just gotten the DVD for like the year before
I'm like that gamut if if I had just waited because it's for a movie that's 50 years old. It don't look it
It looks gorgeous. It did a great restoration
It'll make your eyes bleed without clean. I'll tell you I've been very
Pretty much I've been impressed that just some of the transfers like again
I was watching Batman and Robin last night. Why?
Because I was watching it with the do you listen to the show when we're doing it? I'm just wondering
I was listening with the commentary track that Kevin Smith did on fat man on Batman. Did you have the third time?
Yeah, the top-down well watching it. Yes, can you just listen to the commentary not watch that film?
What's good fun does have it synced up, but I'm just saying from a digital transfer
from
You know from VHS 2 DVD the blue ray the blue right up convert looks great. Do I sound a pig though?
Now this is something that Brian just texted Brian just texted me though
It says talked about because he posted this on Facebook a couple of weeks ago
Because how about Disney lying to us for 56 years with sleeping beauty and now changing the story with Maleficent?
He went like on a rampage about that on Facebook a couple of weeks ago. I saw him watch it. I've got it.
It's got it. I liked it. I liked it. I liked it a lot because it really turns the story on a TED
They're doing another deal too. It's about a bunch of next generation of current
Disney people like Maleficent her niece or something. Oh, but it just seemed like Kristen Chenleis
Oh, that's right. I saw that. That's that's going to be a Disney channel. Oh, it's all I'd to call her
Too much work Kristen. Let's back it up a little back
But it it was
Richard Chenleis freaks me out in this day of age really because I she's that woman watch I love a short girl
But no, but she she's had a way too. She's had way too much plastic surgery her face is sorry to cave in on itself. Is it worse than Jerry Jones?
Almost it's almost as bad. It's at least Jerry's has settled
Like heard like when we had to sit through the boy next door
She's in that she plays Jennifer Lopez's best friend and I was like oh my god, it's Kristen Chenleis like that's
We can be started
No, I agree but again double dubbing to me was more
prevalent in the DVD age and it's been in the blue right. Yeah. I mean I guess what the advent of
iTunes getting digital copies out there
Well I'll tell you what really surprised me we haven't seen a double dip on blue right on given what we're going into this year is back to the future
I'm surprised we haven't gotten another set
Well, we got that special dish in trilogy, so right, but this being the official 30th anniversary
That's true of back to the future, too
I'm very surprised
Are you hoping at this are gonna pop out of the delorean or something?
Or maybe just you install them into a hoverboard or something? Well universal usually
Yeah, the hoverboard would be so awesome universal is usually pretty good at getting their anniversary additions their proper recognition
Because in that when they put out E.T. went in on the 30th anniversary of E.T
In 2012, but they did the blue right I think so and you know you're gonna have a Jurassic set coming soon
There's no doubt in my mind. Yay
That should have been well, they already did that though
The blue on blue race that though. Yeah, yeah, they did the blue right
Yeah, I remember the DVD set because I had it one of them you could get it with like the ricks
Busting through the fence like a diorama like a a really cool look at
Joshkey
Awesome, nice
But I have confidence to help do something given that it's universal because they're they're pretty proud of their properties
Anything else that's it? All right, let's move on and do a little music talk shall we
Congratulations to the Kelly Clarkson
Her brand new album
Piece by piece I believe it number one on billboard that's her third
billboard number one album
So congrats to the Kelly Clarkson. We go KC. So there's that. She's a pretty much unstoppable. She's a masterpiece
Kendrick Lamar has announced his new album will be called to pimp a butterfly
And it's going to drop on March 23rd
And hopefully drop like a stone. I think you could combine the four people in this room and you might
Get the recognition of two Kendrick Lamar songs and that still might be generous
Kids today to close your day hair
Get off my lawn from songs that know none of us know to a song that all of us know
Mark Ronson Bruno Mars number one on the singles chart for 10 weeks now
I can't listen to this song again after after a lot of this party
Yeah, Dave's daughter had her sweet 16 a couple of weeks ago. Thank you for having me there by the way
Of the kids saying this on karaoke it was
It was a thing I can say that it happened it's been happy
Now it was like as funny is when they were singing all about that bass and the b-word comes up and watching his eyes get to be the size of basketballs
Not as funny
Anything had to be better than that whip of a
Green whatever the heck it is that Jason Aldeen tractor song to go
Green train track. Yeah, we went to a wedding a few years ago
That was in the middle of nowhere and remind me after the show. I'll tell you more about it
But they had Terry Oki and big green tractor was song about 147 times. I was ready to kill him
Wow, I was ready to kill we can talk about this off there
We're gonna have to yes
But 10 weeks number one and and deservedly so
This is the default ringtone on my phone. I still love this song. I cannot hit here this song enough time
I think I'm good HBO's curts co-bane documentary. We called montage of heck is going to debut on May the fourth
And Francis Bean is one of the producers on this thing
His daughter as long as her mother is not not that I'm aware of
Apparently she's seen it and she's okay with it
But I don't think she's involved outside of that maybe some interviews. Well, I'll sleep better knowing the court
He's okay with it. Actually, she's okay
Oh, yeah, too the court
She wasn't there at the Rockwell Hall of Fame
Courty said she was at home sick
No, I think she's just sick a year dumb boy
Exactly
Need proof I reference the Pamela Anderson Comedy Central roast
Do I need to say anything more what was that VM that episode of the VMAs where she was following stuff at Madonna while they were interviewing Madonna
And from a band we haven't heard from them a long time these guys
The dev tones
New album this fall they're saying either September or October
Good band. I enjoy their fine work. I do like this song change in the house flies great song
It's got it's just I don't know I
Can't even give you a style of music this is it's just awesome
He's telling you kind of music at all really I love the dev tones
This sounds like it should be in the the crow remake. Yes, yeah very much
I do want to say getting a little bit more into the edge sheer and the more I'm listening to him
Sounds like one of it sounds like one of the mellower and that's I'm using that term loosely one of the bellower and nine-inch nails songs
Yes, oh, I could give you that
Music new releases in places you get music new releases this week the least single of this band
I love the song
Although they're playing a crap out of it some
Ed campaign right now. I hear a walk of life. Yeah, because I know that Kingsman opens with money for nothing
Really, which Dave and I got to see last weekend. Yes. Very enjoyable. Very great. Told you I'd pay to see it again
And I did
And it was worth it. Mark Knobfler releases his brand new album tracker this week and
modest mouse
Strangers to ourselves
They're kind of one of those clothes with the kids at the band and the clothes in the hair kind of a thing
So there's that
I always liked this video because it had the sports bloopers in it
Like it started out like the greatest sports plays during the video and then it moved into just sports bloopers
It started out with sports bloopers and had the good plays at the end didn't what's his name
Although the guy did wild world world of sports pop
They're my al Michael's no buff costus cozy
Bob youaker. Bob youaker. Thank you. Yes. He used this song a lot. Bob does shows
Yeah, he had a show called wild world sports and he used this a lot. Oh, it's really okay. Yeah, you're right. Yeah
Let's get into some some hacky talk there. I hate sports
We're sports
Sports any gel standings Atlantic division of the eastern conference the buffalo's sobrays. That was for you today
They have
44 points right now
they are a whopping
49 points out of first place after losing six in a row
Toronto is 16 points ahead of them
And Toronto is 15 points behind Otorua
Otorua is a point behind my beloved uh Florida Panthers. You've won three in a row. However Boston
Who is six points ahead of them have won five in a row
The Detroit Red Wings and what do we think about Detroit Red Wings chat? They suck. Thank you
They're five ahead of Boston but four behind my beloved Tampa Bay lightning who've lost two
In a row Tampa Bay is two behind the Montreal Canadiens. Oh, thank you
And where do we go next shed?
So the metropolitan division that always throws me
That's a real thing. I should be metropolitan. It's it's awesome
The Carolina Hurricanes
Because I was called to where I have Panthers
They have 60 points. They're 33 out of first place. They are four points behind the Columbus Blue Jacket
We can't play America's favorite game show because they're not in the seller anymore
They are five points behind the New Jersey Devils New Jersey three behind the Philadelphia Flyers
Philadelphia has ten points behind the Washington Capit Halls
Washington six behind Pittsburgh Pittsburgh two behind the Islanders the Islanders now three back on the Rangers
The New York Rangers of one four in a row sir
They were forced to be reckoned with a parent. Oh, Don said that they used the devtone song changing the house of flies in an episode of the following
Season three just started and we yes, we are missing out so you wouldn't know that he loves that show
And we go into the western conference to the central division in a conference that has no eastern or western divisions
Dallas still in the seller sir, but they've won three a row
So you can be happy
There are one point behind the Colorado Avalanche Colorado was five points behind the Winnipeg Jets. I love that logo
It's just weird seeing the Winnipeg Jets back at the league Winnipeg is three behind Minnes Sword
Minnesota's five behind Chicago Chicago three behind St. Louis St. Louis two back on Nashville right now
Still leading the division and in the Pacific division the Edmonton Oilers 48 points
They're 45 points out and they've lost seven
Somewhere gritsky's going did I really play for that team?
They are two points behind the Arizona coyotes
Arizona 16 points by insane Jose San Jose three behind Los Angeles
Los Angeles two back on Calgary Calgary a point back on Vancouver Vancouver is 11 points behind Anaheim
Anaheim is running away with this there won't be cut
Yeah, it's getting we're getting close to crunch time because they start their plans right around the same time that the NBA does so there's that
That go back to my other screen here. All right, oh boy
Let's get into in Memorial
We're gonna start
Tuesday
At the age of 59 the great Sam Simon passed away
tragic
Did you know Sam Simon is no pretty much produced every episode of the Simpsons and Bar
He's one of those guys when you see his name look at Sam Simon like he's one of the first names you see
Oh, yeah, yeah, it rings a bell
Born
Born June 6th, 1955 he was actually also a tournament poker player and philanthropist
He was co-creator of the Simpsons
What he was it's Stanford he worked as a newspaper columnist after graduating and becoming a storyboard artist at filmation
He submitted a
spec script
For a little show called taxi
Wow, not know that
He also wrote and produced for cheers. It's Gary shandling show and other programs as well as the 1991 film the super remember this
The Super Joe Peshie
Okay, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, that was terrible movie he developed the Simpsons with Matt Grining and James L Brooks in 1989
He was he is relationship with Grining got strange. He left the show in 93
Negotiating a payoff which was saw him receive tens of millions of dollars from the show's revenue each year
The following year he co-created the George Carlin show before working as a director on the Drew Cari show
He won nine prime time Emmy awards for his television work God
He is out
regularly appeared on Howard Stern. He managed boxer Lamin Lamin Brewster
And helped guide him to the WBL heavyweight championship in 2004 in poker. He was a six-time in the money finisher at the world series of poker
Impressive as Kevin Smith would say that is a huge bucket of win huge bucket of win
What I heard about that I was like are you kidding me like I knew the name and I looked up like that same Simon and this other one kind of hurt me too
Should I did you see do you know who I was talking about
With with what window middle Brooks?
No local product out of Fort Worth he was the guy that did the Miller High Life commercials
Ball African American yeah, we went into the fantasy rest. I was like this isn't live in the hot life. Oh, oh, okay, okay
Had no January 8 8 9 7 9 and Fort Worth and a alumni of Sterling College in Sterling Kansas and you see Irvine where he received the master of fine arts and acting in 2004
He worked on such shows like the sweet life on deck Hannah Montana my name is Earl
But he was best known for the
The Miller High Life beer ads. I loved those those were so cool. That is so unfortunate
He also appeared on entourage
He was a recurring character in the ninth season of scrubs. He was also on it's always sunny in Philadelphia
He was also on body of proof
Says he was built on his faith and
On March 9 last week, Ross Monday
He was on unconscious at his home in the sand and it's in Fernando Valley
Just 36
Don also says
That Sam Simon was a huge advocate for animal rights. He gave a ton of money to the SPCA over the years
So two big losses in the world of Hollywood this week
I heard about wind on middle Brooks and I saw it on the front page of MSN and I was like if you remember
He was he did a big dig deal on a local sports talk show station here in Dallas
When he was promoting the Miller High Life thing on the ticket. Oh really he did a huge segment on the afternoon drive show the hardline
And had them rolling because he was a comedian too. You could tell a lot of stand-up. You can tell both of these guys
Huge loss, and then there's the one we found a right before we went in the air go ahead sir. My precarrow from
Toto basis Mike precarrow did a great band Toto did a 59 of Luke Eric and right before they're releasing their new album
That's right. We were just talking about that a couple weeks ago big Toto fan quite into other fine work
All right, we're gonna go ahead and move on you are listening to the clubhouse podcast live every Sunday
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We are your one-stop shop for all things sports entertainment. Let's combine the two and talk a little professional
Last week was the season finale of total divas didn't watch
But the bell is said on that show that they do not plan on renewing their contracts when they come up
And this and this was filmed right around Survivor Series
So I don't know when their contracts are up because the divas title for some reason is not on the line in
WrestleMania, but we're gonna have a divas tag with the bell as versus page and age it
Are they just making too much money is that the problem? I think that they think that there's life after wrestling and they should have earned the last time that it really wasn't
Yeah, they've done this once before and it kind of blew up in their face because what you're out there in the wrestling world
There's not much else out there for you
Not everybody is doing Johnson exactly and I still I still hold to what AJ told them in the ring several months back
Talk about that go ahead and go ahead. I know
She dropped a line
She was cutting a promo and she ended that thing with one of the best lines I've ever heard where she said that
Talent is not a sexually transmitted disease
By the way one quick backup for in memoriam. I did not know he this guy passed away
Eugene Patton also known as gene gene the dancing machine from the gong show
Really that's the way this week. Thank you was still with us
Love time love 10 battle some serious health issues in the last few years
But you know what?
sometimes
Humans can be awesome
And this was shown this last week by W w e a Dave. I'm gonna kind of catch you up. There was a young man
By the name of Connor McCaylick
Who last year at WrestleMania he was a kid that had terminal cancer. He was eight
Yeah, I know yeah, and I brought him to WrestleMania and before the show they they gave him the backstage tour and they brought him out and he pinned Triple H in the ring
He passed away shortly after WrestleMania last year. Yes, of course also so to the ultimate warrior
Passed away two days after he got inducted into the w w Hall of Fame
They've created a new a
Version called the warrior award
That will be given at every Hall of Fame from this year forward Connor McCaylick. We'll be the first on a re
For the warrior award and he will be inducted into the Hall of Fame by warriors widow Dana warrior
Unbelievable
That's fantastic. Sometimes humans can be awesome
And this is this if you ever if you watch the w w 24 episode where they did WrestleMania 30
One of the most touching things I've ever seen in my life was he was talking to AJ and he put his hand on her heart
And he just said stop with the craziness and her reaction
She just busted out laughing and hugged him. Hurley action is one of the most raw human emotional reactions
I've ever seen in my life this kid touched so many people that
I like I said sometimes humans can be awesome and this is one of those moments and which is why we will all be
Gathered around together to watch the Hall of Fame
Two weeks from yesterday
Does everybody get a chance to touch AJ's chest? I'm probably not especially see him punk, but I don't know
Make sure you make with that too. Make sure you make it a chance. Make sure you're life insurance is paid up
But other than that
Let's talk about raw a little bit, please
So how heyman's out there cutting his promo and his mic goes out again
I think the first time that happened a couple of weeks ago
It was a mistake, but now I think it's a bit
But I'll tell you what heyman's cutting some promos leading up to WrestleMania. Yeah, that's what he does best
I just I sit there and watch that man that man's a master. He's an absolute master at promos
And
Chad
Do you remember watch do you remember who your guest star was on raw this week? No
Wiz Khalifa. Oh god. Good boy. They were in Pittsburgh
Who by the way admit it later? He was high during the broadcast. Well, what a shock
WWE not happy about it
But guess who he had with him
Wiz Dow
Did you not watch this Andrew that was the reason I did watch because of him was that was great
He cut a wrapping promo on his
Is
This guy's a genius. I don't care. He's just a genius
Which one Khalifa or no? Missed out. Oh, you actually think well
He would give Wiz Khalifa credit
I know just know just what's going to make sure it's going to leave a segment. I fast forward it
But but Wiz Dow cutting I mean credit. Would you really want to call yourself that but
Him cutting that wrapping promos pretty funny and
To the bellers
When they cut their promo
You're bragging about being in a flinstone straight to DVD animated feature
Let's make sure we're clear on this and you don't want a new contract
That's not straight money into your pocket. That's straight. You're not going to get any
Yeah, period
But you know what I've always said voice over work some of the greatest work in the world
love to do it myself, you know and
How do I say this delicately that was it's stay?
I think I just painted a little bit
They said we will hear from sting tonight and they played this video montage. It was like
Triple H
I am covering one even slow down. That's not stay
You tell me I'm getting sting. I better be staying. It sounds more like warrior
Like it was like they slowed they slowed down some other guys voice to try to make its sound like sting and it wasn't stay
Why is sting so hard to getting content? I don't know
I figured WWE was all he had left
Oh, he could go back to TN if you wanted to
Who go in the Hall of Fame next year? So we'll be there. What's WWE doing? Why are they making all these like high profile names mad?
I don't know
Don't screw this up
What are they doing? It's working because their stock is like almost at $20
I'm just amazed
Open up the app every morning
You give me sting any body on this. Oh God no, I wouldn't the payout is like 50 years
You get 3% it's so awesome
Like red shows you're gonna be getting that money and it's about time you left them some promise
Yeah, I think the most interesting thing that has been said so far this evening
Is it Andrew just said he's gonna have grandchildren. You know what? I was gonna
I was gonna drive right by that bomb
I'm trying to get a little bit of respect
Respect I don't get no respect don't get no respect have a kid first
You gotta start something. Oh, no, you got a bite. He is my boy. No, I'm getting married first
Leave a loan he's going there and then you know what? Yes
God bless you sir, I take you more. Yeah, thank you. Thank you. Thank you. We're not saying it's a point choice
My point I have a flight booked a last and more
I thought it was Thailand
Those that's the bachelor party
Those letters just as we've learned from movies Thailand is the best place
Those are bachelor bars those letters that she can rush it keep going on the answer
He kept calling her Lana nobody knows no
No, no, it'll be better man to get in contact with and then he's didn't write my constant
Bunkity I leave me alone
So we're reading this week. Sorry for that. Let's turn it
We're reading this week that shameless is return will be at least at WrestleMania
I think it will be at WrestleMania. I think he shows up for the Andre the giant battle royal
Which still isn't gonna make that match better than the latter match because that latter match is gonna steal the whole card
Especially now that we've officially announced that Daniel Bryan's involved and we're gonna talk about that here in a minute
Also, if you're expecting to see this guy at WrestleMania
It's gonna be really close
Because he's hosting SNL the night before
And where's Mania
San Francisco God. Yeah, okay
Good luck. Yeah, Rocky's hosting SNL on the 20th promoting furious seven
Which of course you know I'm tuned in anyway
Yeah, but you know stranger things have happened especially when it comes to doing Johnson true. This is very true
You help on a red eye and be there by five and he'll probably sleep sleep the whole flight, you know
By the way tonight's episode is now called Andrew is under the bus
Walking his grandkids do it slips in her
Let's talk smack down just a little bit
So smack down Daniel Bryan's in the ring and they put the little hashtag up in the corner hashtag
Yes, yes, yes, and my thought was
Do the hashtags change another language is and do those other languages count?
They translate it in so you know if it's the number one trend in the world or not
And it really couldn't be a trick because it doesn't always air at the same time
Right, you know, no, what you have to understand is Americans are
Well, for lack of a better word stupid
Okay, not to do that most of the world actually knows more than one language
That is true and we have overpowered them with our crappy English, you know why
Marka marka marka
You so they they understand the hashtag English words that it's fine to them
And I'll say what orton this week
Coming around on an orton Andrew
You are all right, finally he's he's done. He's done the turn
So he's setting up the match with him and or and Rollins for WrestleMania and
This on SmackDown they didn't interview with him was like when sit down interview. I'd like calm Randy
Orton
Where he's just cutting a problem and he's just whatever
Now it was funny on what did you see his promo on Monday to getting the show no? I don't watch it when he told him what he told Jamie Noble
He felt bad at him because he can't get on any of the rides at Disneyland
This shop
Really when he's telling me this I'm like and this is rake orton Randy Orton is doing this
He's like yeah, orton. I'm telling that promo he cut Monday was impressive and the interview he did on Thursday was fun
Like I like it when you can clean him but just don't align him with anybody
Yeah, haven't go haven't be a rogue haven't been like Ambrose
From all accounts. I hear like you know he's just a good dude like everybody likes to be with him
He can be funny and he's like one of the guys
I don't you know
That never gets to come across you know. Oh, yeah, he did a really really good job this week and
I think maybe he's starting to get to the point where he's not getting in his own way anymore
When he's finally realized you know what I've reached that plateau
I don't have to be debug anymore exactly
So there's that I have other things in my life besides drugs and
Right after the main event which was a six-man tag involving everybody in the latter match
The faces win the faces are in the ring and Ambrose looks grabs the mic looks at Daniel Bryan and goes dude
I respect you, you know we had this good time but we'll take some I think you're a turd
And I went did he just call him in the turn and then
The grabs the mic and goes you know what you know we're friends and whatever but I agree with him. You really are turd and
Brian is laughing hysterically
I was in the kitchen I came around the corner went
Wow, that's great. So he's a lot of hurt anybody call somebody a turd
I've called movies flaming turds, but I've never I call another human being a turd
Wow, yeah, funny
Man sit back down was fairly entertaining. I'm not gonna lie. Wow
I may have to start recording that
This was this past Monday was the one time that I could have recorded raw because all my other shows were just they were not on and everybody's in reruns
Yeah, and and I didn't because it was was Khalifa. That's all hurt and I was like I will not watch it made for that reason
That's why you have a fast forward button. No, sir. I don't care. I just don't want him at all period
You wanted an infiltrating your duty. Oh, yes, exactly
I mean, you may not be able to get surrounded. That's racist. CNA headline. I'm sorry. Amber Rose. Thank you're Ponskin. I'm you're Ponskin. Yeah
Matt Hardy and MVP have resigned with TNA
Which
If that's you know, that's how you want to live your life. No, whatever. Give them good for being smart
And impact has a new set that they unveiled at their latest set of TV tapings
I've seen a picture of it somebody took from the crowd
It's kind of cool looking it reminds if you remember the old funder set
The original funder set with the fist fusting. No, that was smack down. I'll thought oh, yeah, yeah, yeah
If you take the old thunder set and combine it with that smack down set, that's kind of what it looks like now
So they can't afford to pay their resters, but they can afford to build their sets all the day. Yeah, they sure can
Plus they're back from overseas. So they had to do something because they couldn't bring that whole ring overseas
So impact head impact talk a little bit
I gotta find the right mouse. There we go
So Drew Galaway is cutting his promo
And he they have in their hashtag corner hashtag stand up
Because he's want people to stand up for actual wrestling
Okay, you might want to be a little more specific than just hashtag stand up because there's a lot of charities that are wanting you just like
Stand up for cancer. Yeah, let's be a little bit more specific their impacts. I don't shoot
Yeah, you know same thing move
Thank you ludicrous
And they have this camera above the entrance way stop using that camera because it looks like a really bad YouTube video
I'm watching when they cut into it
And isn't it a low-feet camera too?
Like it really is
Yeah, and the main event was the hair versus hair match spud versus EC3
EC3 opens sput up and he's bleeding
For probably five minutes and then Josh Matthews goes
We're gonna help you our audience out that this might be too much for so after him bleeding for five full minutes
Then we cut it to black and white for 30 seconds and then cut it back to color
Really?
That doesn't make any sense
And there's close-ups on spud and there's the blood running down his face full color
Like this show is pretaids you can do this better right
Do they just not want to I guess not when I was a kid I used to watch wrestling on an old black and white TV
You could still tell yes
That's like all these movie trailers these horror films. They turn them black and white when there's blood
It's like do you not think we know what that is really
No, it's the color that puts us off. That's what it is. Oh, and by the way when Thornton turned on Rollins
There was a tag match and Rollins went to tag him and Orton just backed up and gave him a double bird
Oh, which you saw the actual bird for about that long and then then moved to camera
I'm so any of that was good
Let's move on and do some tech talk
You have a watch
Wow
First of all if you want the oo super uber duber apple watch
It'll you can have it for the bargain basement price of 10 grand
What that's a thing
The top of the line apple watch
What does it run off of?
$1,000
It's ridiculous the lowest price right now is 349
And they're measuring the screen in millimetre
There's two different sizes
That's how I miss your other things too, so
Oh, he's got a gentleman there. It's better. All right, my my thing with it is
Like they're saying you have to have it you have to have it pretty much in the vicinity of your phone
for it to work properly
I just wanted to have a little bit of storage in it so I could put some music in it and that's all I have to carry to the gym with my bluetooth headphones
Right, and I'm pretty sure it has a battery life. I think of like too well
No, they said it'll go a full day. I think no, they said it was like nine or ten before you have to charge it again
That's not a full day. This is yeah, well like if you go to work in cool work day my my watch
It doesn't need to be plugged in and it works just fine and it works all day
You know, I was really I was really excited for this thing and now I wish this was a visual medium
Dave was shaking all day
Oh, originally I was like oh, I'm excited, but now I don't care yet. It's ridiculous
I understand maybe why they're doing it just because Sam sung too
Yeah, and then it's really good and plus the young kids nowadays. They don't really wear watches. So
You know that's a fair point too. I love wearing a watch. I love me too. Yeah, I just because I don't always want to pull
I think it's rude if I pull my phone out of my pocket to check the time
But if I've got my phone on my my hand on my desk, I could just look down it like that my watch and when I'm out somewhere
And I don't have a watch it feels weird to me because I've won a watch since I was a kid
You ever do the move like when you're bored talking to somebody you look at your watch. Just go
You pull your arm all the way up and like hey, look, I gotta say
But I'm also a big fan of watches in general
Like I'm very picky about the watches that I buy because I'm to me, you know, just like in uh the Kingsman
Watch makes the man oh
I can't wear a 7,000 or suit exactly, but my last final watch will be a James Bond watch from
It's either casino rail or quantum of cellus. Let's say
See master
It's up
$5,000
Don't want to know if it's all waterproof. I don't know that they talked about water resistance
Yeah, I don't I haven't heard that but if you've got to have it near the phone anyway
I would assume it's not because the phone's not waterproof. Yeah, so
I just I don't know I mean people are good
They said the pre-orders. I mean they're not taking pre-orders for another three weeks
But they're saying inquiries have already been through the roof. I don't rightly care
Because I'm being honest
And even if I'm a techie
But I wouldn't want this anyway. I'm like this is gonna be a waste of money to do it with you on period. Yeah
What a pain in the butt to have to charge your watch every day. Yeah. Yeah. I don't want to do that
I have no need for that
I a lot of a lot of it took six weeks to get a battery for this thing, but it's a lot of it's because
Apple won't let you open anything up to get to their batteries. It avoids your warranty. Yeah. It's part of their bit
Look the battery died on my watch
It was stuck at two o'clock for three months. That would drive me crazy. They're driving insane. I still wore the watch
I'm like give me to them all now. Gotta go to fast fix. Come on. Let's go. Yeah. They're awesome. So
Chatting other opinions on this thing. I don't know how much you've had a chance to read about it or watch about it or whatnot
It's no pun intended. It's
It sounds like a huge let down to me. It was for me when I saw the announcement. I was like there was a lot of promise there
And it just it seems like a wasted opportunity. They could have put out the next piece of true killer tech
And it looks like they just kind of I thought it was kind of cool that there's the the speaker and them and the antenna built into the watch
So you can talk into your watch like did Tracy, but
But also on the news really yeah, they like the newest I guess they updated the software the firmware for you know on your phone
Yes, there's a Apple watch app on there. Yeah, you can't delete. Yes, it just takes it more space
How much space does that take up? I hope it's last week
Yeah, and it's supposed what I do like is it's supposed to integrate with your with your health app really well
For people that are into that kind of thing. Yeah, I'll give them that but there's a health app
Get off your button. Yeah, it's standard actually in your phone
But that tells you how many steps you walk every day, and it's bad, but the spoon. I know where the Facebook is
You have that you do
All right, gentlemen, let's do some movie talk, shall we?
Box office numbers here we go
From our friends at box office mojo.com
Dropping out of the top 10 this week
Unfinished business drops from 10 to 13 that did not escalate quickly two point two six five million dollars two
Weeks 8.6 million on a 35 million dollar budget
That Frank O'Caractor us still it still irks me like it was funny how many how many lines he had speaking like that also the the
Larissa effect drops from eight to twelve
But it makes 21.8 million dollars on a three million dollar budget it has happened people
The prophecy has finally completed itself
Fifty shades of gray out of the top 10. Oh, that's okay four week drops
This would have been the fourth weekend
Drops from six to eleven two point nine million dollars five weeks
161.4 million dollars on a four million dollar budget
But I said it was gonna burn hot for two weeks and then the decline started
And within two weeks later out of the top 10 you think there's gonna be DVD sales
Oh, absolutely
VOD VOD is actually gonna be do a lot better because people don't have to go out and buy it. I'll just get it on
Man to nobody will be selling it with vibrator or will it be
You'll get a gift card for Adam any here's a 20 pack of double-ing
Dropping drop in from nine to ten this week is the
Is the Duff two point nine million dollars four weeks 30.3 million dollars on an eight million dollar budget
I've heard good things about this movie. I really have I'm really trying to fight through this
I
Set the red all these down. We'll talk off there. Yes, but do re-entering the top 10 from 11 to nine is American sniper
Another two point nine million dollars twelve weeks three hundred and forty one point five million dollars
eight
58 million dollar budget
Mick Farland's USA
Which is not about the guy that created a family guy drops from seven to eight this week or spawn. Yes
Uh three point seven million dollars four weeks thirty five million. I do not have a budget on that
Dropping from five to seven the sponge Bob movie sponge out of water four point one million dollars six weeks
154.7 million dollars. It's now a hundred and
80 million over budget
I really figured it would make more than that though. I think that would be fine. I mean, I know that's respectable
But with it being sponge Bob. I thought it was just gonna be ridiculous dropping from three to six this week is the second best exotic married gold hotel
Another five point seven million two weeks 18 point one million dollars
But it also it's the only a movie in the top ten this week to gain theaters again than other four hundred and forty nine theaters
I don't know why probably
Chappy drops from the gold medal to fifth place this week
Five point eight million dollars two weeks 23.3 million forty nine million dollar budget
I just know desire
Just it just looks like short circuit is short circuit. Yes short or sort of fine
Focus drops from two to four this week
Five point eight million dollars three weeks forty four million dollars fifty point one million dollar budget
For the will Smith and the Margot Robbie Margot Robbie how you doing
It was okay nothing
I'll put on by the way up from fourth place to the bronze medal this week
Thanks to Dave and I specifically
That was yeah, although that would have been last week
Kingsman the secret service back in the top three what an awesome film that I mentioned it opened the same day as a 50 shades of gray
Six point two million dollars five weeks a hundred and seven point four million dollars on an 81 million dollar budget
And I'd like to say the following if you're gonna go see a movie do yourself a favor and don't record the trailers on your phone
I'm not gonna say that we saw that and I'm not gonna say we didn't see that
Especially when you start recording halfway through the freaking trailer. I cannot I'm gonna say we saw that
Did you throw popcorn or something that
Or racist there were a young people present. I had to be a good example
I did find waving the gun around helped. Yeah, that does yeah, they did not like me going over to rest my
Stuff on his shoulder
Just gave you both of your your silver and gold medal or both debuts this week run all night
The I measure it a millimeter really like trying Mike is going
All night long 200 and 91 episodes. I tried I really tried I really
The new Liam Neeson film run all night eleven million dollars this week
I do not have a budget on that but taking the weekend
The brand new version of Cinderella with the 70 point one million dollars wow
I don't know mighty so 95 million dollar budget. It's gonna get there
You think and that's just 70 million domestic yes and stuff like this goes
Goes nuts. It'll probably double that overseas. Yeah, you don't have it seen a trailer for that
But I just I just see you know like the marquee poster. It looks good
It does the young lady is on down down nabby. Yes, so what my wife tells me
She can't do all this down there and Prince Charming is Rob Stark
He knows something. Oh, that's right. Yeah
That's John. No, he knows nothing. Well see what I did there. Oh, okay. I flipped a script on you
Well, you don't know much I'm witty
All right, let's move on. Well, you know, let's just keep playing Star Wars music. Yes
Never a better because we got an announcement this week that the first
First Star Wars movie out of the continuity
We'll be released December 16th
2016 called Star Wars Rogue One some concept art has been leaked
And they're saying the scale on this thing you see
Just oh film of course it is
Because again, it's like Disney saying hey George Lucas. How come we play with your toy better than you did?
And episode eight has a release date May 26th 2017 a summer release. Yes. Thank you sir
I want to go to there. I still waiting for them to sneak this
Just completely freak us out. Do you think it's possible that that they're gonna bend the JJ and actually move now?
Because you've got merchandising that's
Scheduling things and it's something that as I was watching if you get that Batman set
There's a series of documentaries that runs through all four films and when they were talking about Batman and Robin one of the things they were talking about was
They as soon as they made the molds
They said to be shipped over to Asia because they had to get the molds for the toys so you have things you have a
Schedule you have to follow I
Don't think that it moves up
Did they talk about that same schedule when rebels came out because rebels toys were held up for
Two months after but rebels wasn't moved rebels started when it was supposed to well
That's what I'm saying, but the merchandising didn't hit but two months after I think they were waiting to see how well rebels was going to do
Where has you know episode seven's going to be a thing you know I have a solution for that
Let me see it before anybody else. I love that point the same solution. They had from merchandising in 1977
No, I think that would be brilliant. That would be awesome. You bring back the early birds certificate program
And you watch people foam at them out because it is a true
homage to what got this whole thing started in the first one mail away exactly
All I know and people would keep their certificate just because it was their certificate all I know is that we've got to get
Something in July speaking of July in a very strange move
Marvel skipping San Diego Comic Con this year
Wow
Marvel Studios is skipping San Diego this year
now
Part of me thinks this is a bit of a genius
deal
Because I really in my heart of hearts outside of Star Wars
In my heart of hearts, I believe DC owns San Diego this year
Because you know Zack's coming
What do we have on the release stock at for next summer for from Marvel?
What's what's on the slate?
We don't get civil war next year, do we? Hold on. I can book that up for you. No. I know but I know working in Batman
That may be super funny. Well, I'm just saying if that's the only thing that would really make it sting
Not having Marvel there is that we get civil war and there's no
Footage of you know, well, there would maybe footage yet anyway, but
It's more it probably saves them a ton of money
Okay, here's what you got just
Civil war is May 6th 2016. Okay, so that's gonna hurt Dr. Strange November 4th 2016
So that's I mean and it man comes out July 17th
But the only thing that you're worried about is gonna be civil war because they can do Dr. Strange and everything else as STCC next year
Okay, I'll give you a hint what comic con has always competed with San Diego Comic Con New York
Right
Why why why why not hold out for New York comic con
Cassiniac Cassiniac was a super boss
What it is I mean, I'm not saying I think of a certain level this is this is a bit of a genius move
Because I really believe DC is going to dominate San Diego this year
With everything that's coming out about justice league and
Batman the Superman and all these other projects that DC's trying to get up and running
I think Marvel went you know what we're gonna give you your moment in the sun
But don't get used to it
That trailer for for Batman B Superman ever come out from last nope unless unless you were somebody like me that saw it the day
Somebody dropped it into YouTube. It has not resurfaced and that thing was sick
Simple but sick
More more sick though that one or the Marvel one
For infinity or did did you ever see the remaster? No, I've got it
What they took all the footage that they showed the only thing that the only thing that they couldn't remaster is the shot at the end right and the title card
But you hear the audience lose in their mind, but the video was pristine
I'll I'll show it to you guys if you've never seen it
But that's what they showed for the for infinity war
What was it Comic Con or was it? No, it was just like a the infinity war thing was just like in a Marvel universe
Presiment that they that they had there's like right after DC had there okay when they laid out every movie until like
2025 yeah
Our whole went well. We gotta do something boy. They did something all right
It'll give you goosebumps
Six weeks boys
Six weeks to all try
That's all I can't put it that soon
God
What else was that gonna do?
Let's get my short shorts out
Boking in your butt. No, I was not gonna do that my head then I already took enough grief for my Robert
Carity music selection. I would by the way, do you know that that's David Carity's brother? Of course
I didn't know they were brothers. I had no clue. I mean, but there's a lot of people probably we have same
I think
Eddie Murphy has officially been cast to play Richard priors father in the biopic that's coming out where Mike
Apps will be playing Richard prior
I saw him do a an interview recently and I have some
Apps and I was finally convinced
I like my gaps. Well, I just I didn't as an odd spcafting choice for me, but I like him
I didn't think he'd be able to pull it off, but just just to hear him talk I can't remember what show he was on
Wasn't it like Ellen or something like that or Katie Kurt and then actually I think it was Katie
Curric
No, because no, because I saw him. I saw him on Katie Kurt because he was talking about
He when he had lost a certain job. He just ended up watching Katie Kirk all day, but it was like 10 years ago
I'm like hurt show wasn't on but okay, okay, but
He's got me kind of sold to hear him talk and they were showing him
You showing pictures of him like showing pictures of of Richard at that age
Behind bike apps. I'm like okay now. I see it
Yeah, because Mike already had like the hair
He was like he was swearing that haircut during this interview. I'm like okay
I think you might be able to pull this up. I'm looking forward to a trailer for that. I really am yeah, me too
Just don't make it be a remake of Jojo dancer your life is calling dear
Frozen two is official
It's a thing
A lot of Disney was denying this up until Thursday
We're like look you're getting this new Frozen short that's gonna play on the front of Cinderella and that's what we're doing
Yes, Frozen why why would anybody doubt this that will be made a good Jillian dollars?
We own it we bought it sight and seen because my niece was so Gaga over it and Jen and I watched it and we went
So that happened. I liked it. I mean, I like Josh Gattom. He's Josh Gatt fan
I still haven't popped it in yet, but I haven't seen it. Oh, yeah, again
You're obviously now grounded from the office
It's
You just get done with it and you're like I
Like brave better
I brave was a much better film. I did too, but then I get brave as a Pixar and I haven't seen Tangle yet
So I can't tangled you really like tangled really cute. Oh, it's it's got the chuck in it
I'm over three you're saying we're not like a toy story for us
No, we're getting toy story four and it's gonna be a romance a comedy. We talked about that last well it they're they're the story with the Andy the Andy saga is over
So not a fan of the show, okay
Of our show. Yes
That's unfortunate. Why are you sitting here?
Yeah, it's a comedy joke
These are jokes folks
Have getting a release date
Zoolander two is officially set for February 12th of 2016
Get the genius of whatever Zoolander was trying to be right, but it just still don't it's one of those movies that you watch and you're like
I probably really should be watching something else, but I can't because I'm still trying to figure this thing out
I spent the entire movie doing that and at the end. I did exactly like you do with frozen
So that happened
Great soundtrack now. I still haven't gotten all the way through them. I only need one reason not to watch it
But because he hates will feral
So world
So
But you know what I know better makes a bajillion dollars. I bet I'm sure we'll
Yeah, I do enjoy the will firm. I can't stand him
Let's talk Kevin Smith for a minute. I'm gonna see get hard
No, get third
Kevin Smith says on social media on Wednesday that clerks two will start filming in May and
Right after that in the in the last quarter of 2015 is when they'll be filming the miniseries for hit somebody
I've clerks three is what I meant
Then he does a moose jaws and anti-clos and February through March of next year and then he says after that
I smell a rat
Everybody went um
Really, I then he verified it on a radio show in California on Friday that he will be doing mall racks too
First off doesn't moose jaws and anti-clos and like a bunch of sci-fi movies that follow shark NATO well moose jaws is jaws with a moose
He's already said it. What is it? It'll be it'll complete the cannon the cannon the trilogy of tusk yoga hoses and moose job
It's jaws with a moose
Now anti-clos actually is as as a another one of those they were talking about something on some odd cats in the turn into a script
But it's a it's basically the same story as crampus
Which is a demonic Santa Claus?
That's really a legend overseas, but there's other there's already a movie coming out about that
So we had to do something else called anti-clos
But he says he's good. He's gonna do mall racks too. He goes I don't know that anybody wants it, but I want to do it
Leave it alone stop it stop it stop it stop it. Just to look on their face and again
I wish those little visual media because
True and they were just blank right now pretty much
So they're like but I can guarantee I can guarantee you the female lead will be his daughter
I'm reading the your degree in the background just like my certificate appreciation just reading the signatures on it while you were saying all that and he said
I'm I'm looking for keywords of dick jokes
So
So there's that
Talks about Josh Gad a little bit ago. Josh Gad will actually be playing
Left you in the live action beauty and the beast remake that Disney's doing
No, he is a character that was not in the animated version
He is like Gaston's sidekick. Oh
He joins
Watson Dan Stevens and Luke Evans
What was that guy's name in beauty the beast he had a sidekick
Yeah, yeah, he was the one saying the one saying there's a clutch that the one saying that Gaston saw about the story
I read so that he wasn't in there, but maybe that was him or this is their new version of him. Yeah, it could be
So there's that
Also, we talked about the fact that Paul Fee is doing an all female ghost busters at this point your rumors are
Christian Weague Leslie Jones Kate McKinnon
I'm missing the fourth one
I'm a glissima carty now about say I don't remember but Sony is also developing another ghost busters with chanting Tatum and talking to Chris Pratt
That rightman's people are involved in that could be awesome. I had heard and it's going to be directed by Joe and Anthony Russo
Who directed the winner soldier and see and I had read somewhere that they were talking about that was like a one of those
A bleaked office memos that they were talking about a 21 jump street ghost busters crossover
There's no need for that. I know there's not like that. But I already got time for that
I don't I don't know I I like that
Well at the end of like that I did I like that idea. What did you see all the end of
22 jump street? Yeah, I haven't seen it yet. Oh
The movie posters or whatever it was. Yeah, that was great. Yeah. Yeah, that was a good
Some of those first before it did like they what they want to put like 81 jump street or something like that
I you know what I
Just give me something solid to work with you know
Don't
You want to measure the
You just I just different color. I don't know. I just can we stop with all the rumors and just get moving
Does all I'm saying
I
Wasn't buddy to the show I know and you were invited by me personally because you are a dear friend and I love you to death small heart attack right now
That's why did this
Tim Burton getting back together with Disney to do a live action dumpo
Didn't see this one was called babe
Operation dumpo drop
Put it into crepe
This wasn't Daniel going to run
I didn't him and Ray Leodon weren't isn't that an operation dumpo drop
I couldn't tell you I never saw it never had an interest in it
I mean, I saw the trailer and ever actually sat through the film now you're gonna make me look this up
I'm gonna make you look it up
Um, but here's my question
Is this is this gonna work?
Well, well, I think the true litmus test is Danny Glover Ray Leodon smartest man alive. It is the Dennis Leary
You know, I think I did see this. It's gonna handle the success of jungle book. I think it's to how well that translates
Dougie Doug, core dynamic Dougie Doug shecky Cario was in this
There's two different versions five rows doing the Disney version
Let me see if I can pull the other one up here
I'm not a fan of all these remakes
Neither
Well, they don't why they had to touch ghost bustersly that alone
Okay, the favro versions got Scarlet Johansson looped in the young go address Elba Bill Murray Christopher walk and then Kingsley
Giancarto Espin
Espazito in it
Is he really just trying to banged Scarjo the entire time the other one is called jungle book
Enough of that chef the other one's called jungle book origins directed by Andy Circus
Benedict Cumberley Christian bail Kate Blanchette Naomi Harris
I'm looking to see there's anybody other names. I recognize there are not oh
Is that who I think it is
Oh, yeah, Rowan Chan. He was in bad words with Jason's statement hated it
Really hated that words was terrible. I thought you got to stop recommending movies
I didn't know you were gonna hate it. I thought it was funny because you know I can't stand movies where people are just
Debags to each other and he was a debag through that whole granted he had a good reason
But he was a debag the whole time
I was like
Somebody but there was a nice little twist towards the end. I just I want to put a bullet in his head
I it reminded me of a weaker role models
Kind of I
Like role models that was funny. I haven't seen it like it's got a hilarious. That's what everyone tell me that's so great
And
Tron three is a go ahead. Thank god. Yeah, there was a tron two tron legacy
With the Olivia Wilde and
Blue pretty good blue
That was good. I would say it was great, but it was good, but Garrett Headland is confirmed to return
So in
Incoming back. Oh, I'm sure the dude will be involved in some way shape reform
You know he's the dude
Movie new releases in places you see movie new releases this week
The divergent series in Surgeoned releases this week
Not a book series approved by the Charlotte
Well, because it's just because she said she tried to read it and couldn't get into it
All right, just you could tell that it wants to be the hundred game so bad. It's not trying
I was a fan of shangling woodley with long hair, but the short hair doesn't do it for me
Is it the name of the girl in it? Yeah, I can't even remember the last time I saw her with long
I still haven't seen divergent
Not me
The gunmen which
There will be an iTunes special edition coming later this week for
So be ready for that a movie called do you believe which is by the same people who did god's not dead?
Oh, that's cool
I've seen a trailer for this. It looks really interesting
Ted McGinley and Mira Sorvino are in this
Ted McGin, didn't it's gonna fail? Lee majors is in this
Sean Astin Brian Bosworth
Liam Matthews
When a pastor is shaken by the visible faith of a street corner preacher
He is reminded that true belief always requires action his response ignites a journey that impacts everyone
It touches in ways that only god could orchestrate. I'm already bored and confused
There is there is no way I still haven't seen god's not dead. I've been wanting to there is no way this movie can succeed with dead
Be sure to live. It's impossible. Well, no, it only it will only fail if he shows up halfway through
y'all know if he's in from the beginning
He's fine
Ted if he shows up halfway through then you have a problem Ted McGinley is the
Actor that is more responsible for shows jumping the shark than any actor in history
Remember he replaced the husband on Mary with children
And the show went down. Oh, wow
Like I said if he shows up halfway through then there's failure if he's in from the beginning you're fine
Also a movie called Tracers this week wanted by the Chinese mafia a New York City bike messenger escapes into the world of parkour parkour
After meeting a beautiful stranger
two words
Taylor Lawtoner
And I was fail
There's a guy by the name of Doug Drucker who's listed as rough man in this so be prepared for that
Danny Collins. I've seen the one sheet for this and it looks really interesting
There's a lot of people in this. Oh, guess what Ted McGinley's on Melissa Joey
There you go, but I bet you he wasn't in from day one
An aging rock star decides to change his life when he discovers a 40 year old letter written to him by John Lennon
This is based on a true story
Melissa Benoise who's your new super girl, right? Al Pacino
Because you're agile
Jim Magaritas Jennifer Garner Krista for plumber a net betting the great Bobby can of value coconut Creek high school alumni
Amy award winner
Let's see there's any other names. I recognize
It looks interesting
I mean I can't say go out of my way to see it, but it looks interesting
I want to see the next film and
This last one. I'm going to take the risk and say it
Zombievers
Doc
Only yeah, but this I've actually seen the poster and just look up the poster
These are actual woodland creature beavers that look like zombies. It's
Why this is getting the theatrical release and not straight to sci-fi is beyond being
They also measure in millimeters
DVD and blue right new releases in places you watch DVD blue right new releases this week
Song of the sea oh god out that you guys say something else no no
See or say a little girl who can turn into a seal goes on an adventure with her brother to save the spirit world and other magical beings like her
This is an animated feature
Brendan Gleason does one of the voices
Those are really all the people I recognize
This was actually playing at the Angelica a couple of weeks ago not the one I was looking for oh
No, that's not the no, no, it's great. They'll damn you to death
No, they did not is that the actual tagline
Yeah, they'll damn you to death
I'll damn you to hell. Okay, there's a there's a couple of it. Which one are you looking at right now there he's looking at the
Okay
Monochromatic one
And they're then I find another one from the producers of American pie cabin fever and the ring you'll all be damned
Spell with two ms
We have some quotes here from critics here only worth watching if you're drunk
Doc Dave
Dom and not
It's not a remake
Hey, low nightfall on blue right in DVD this week. Okay
I'm gonna film you in on that. I have no idea, but it sounds like it's it's it's they've done this before they did a of
I want to say it was
Hey, rescue before dawn. Hey, hello legends and forward unto dawn
Where it kind of like told us parallel stories and conjunction with the with the game story lines
I'm not sure what they're doing with this we talked earlier about turn the the AMC series about
Washington spies season one with that will be on DVD this week
A movie called the soft skin and know that it's not silence of the lambs gets the criterion collection treatment this week
Wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait. I found
You look at the one I am I found another one for zombie viewers and they're they're ripping on
It's a space gravity. Yeah, it looks at everything on gravity
Let's say up at the top it's this entry. Let me see up at the top it's this for your consideration
Below that below that a quote no just no someone on YouTube below that please help us recruit our investment producers
They really made this movie. We'll start hip hop
Five stars a supportive friend
Too much nudity too many swear words the director's mom
Wow
Also a DVD and blue right this week the
Bruce Willis debacle known as vice
And WWE in the Flintstones Stone Age Smackdown
Somebody
Needs their ever loving but kicked for legs is like how big is that shit? I said I like mashups. I wasn't talking about this for
All right gentlemen
Streetlights on
We end every show with a list this episode is no different
The pendulum swings back to me this week and I was thinking the other day
About things I think I think everybody should do
So I'm compiled the list of 10 of them that are in no specific order but kind of sort of really
Number 10 and
It's something I was actually talking to my guitar player Ken Belcher about today that what I've started asking for in my birthday
Which by the way the countdown coming up very soon?
Is on my birthday we call it summer banner read this will be summer band 42
I want everybody to go one day without saying anything negative on social media
That's what I want for my birthday every year for everybody to pledge that for on my birthday for that at least at one day
We're not gonna say anything negative on Facebook or anything of itself
And all you had a lot of people jump on board this band way and it was very I was very impressed with how many people got on the bandwagon last year
We're gonna do it again this year, but I want everybody to just start with one day
Because if you've ever read my newsfeed whether it's on
Facebook Twitter
Instagram no matter what it is
I go out of my way not to say negative things now. I say things that make me that humor me
And kind of a frustrating way from time to time
But never anything like I'm bashing somebody or somebody else's favorite sports team or whatever
Because to me I just want to help people enjoy their day
You know it's like I it's like I said on Friday
You know the only 50 shades of gray I'm worried about her my hair and I wish I'd have thought of that comedic line a month ago
hashtag comedy with bad timing
This is what it to me. It's it's all about it's a it's a group. It's a community of people trying to lift each other up
Number nine
Pay it forward
Just do it once in your life
You know I had a friend of mine the other day who ended up
She she had to go take care of some business and her the business she was taking care of cost more than
She had anticipated and it took kind of a hit on her financially and so she went to grab something in the drive through
Afterwards just to kind of call myself down and the first in front of her had actually paid for her meal
That's awesome
You know just something like that just and it doesn't have to be like I want to pay for the 9000 people behind me
But you know here's an extra 10 bucks
Cover whatever happens behind me until the 10 bucks on that
You know just do pay it forward somehow to help make somebody else's day. Yeah. I'm good with that number eight get passionate about something
You know there's a lot of things that especially the people in this room have a very very deep passion for
For me it's trivia and pop culture
You know
Chads I have chads for gotten more about prints than I will ever know and I consider myself a fairly big fan
You know we all have that one thing that we're passionate about and
Some people just said you know what I don't have a passion for anything
I do find that thing
You know passion for complacency. Yeah, I mean, but find something to be passionate about and be and don't be afraid to be passionate about it
Because it to me it just kind of makes life more fun
I like to watch more eight does that count if you know what I'm not here to judge you outwardly
I
Don't worry
And we'll make you feel better about yourself. I'll tell you that much
Number seven take a group of people to the drive-in
If you have a drive-in theater anywhere near where you live
It is inexplainable how much fun the drive-in is especially when you go with a big group of people
Like one of my nieces had her birthday party down if they drive in a few years ago and she had a bunch of her little friends and we
Went like in this five car caravan and had the best time now all of them were a sleep half way through the second feature
But it's just so much fun to do and either one of you guys not been to the to the drive-in and you list yet
I'm not you, sir
You're talking
Innocent and it's that's right. There's one in Fort Worth. There's one in Venice
Amazing the galaxy drive is great. It's it's what five bucks a person for two first run movies
And
Then when you get in there you can take ten bucks to the concession stand load down and have money left over. Yeah
They do not go to it's incredibly affordable. Yeah, like a big hitter stick a big it's fucking popcorn's what two bucks. Yes
It's it is so
But you could I'm telling you Dave take the kids down there. They got a miniature golf course in the center of the two. They have two now
Two wow
I mean two minutes or golf course and then five screen how long has it been like two years at least
Since we went down there at least two years at least yeah
Let me just get them like done a school bus together and we've drive them all down
I'm telling you just just get out there everybody brings everybody brings lawn chairs and you just sit out there and you actually have the choice between
The little they have the old junction box you can put on your window or you can do it from your radio
You can do it either way. Oh cool, and it's so much fun and there's so many people that that
It that we're in a generation that doesn't understand the greatness of
The driving a don says he's heading out. I'd rather take care of Joe your evening, but go to drive in
There are a few experiences that are that simple that are that fun
The only the only kind of a movie environment where nobody cares if you talk no
And the kids can run around and have a good time
It's just one of the best things in the world the only thing that's missing is to play around under below the screen
There's a playground there, but with the rusty swings
That moved every time you so long that you could get flesh eating viruses off of I mean when I was a kid
We had the the Thunderbird driving and if you don't know what that is in South Florida look it up
It's like a 16-screen driving. Oh, we had three of them. Yeah, we had the Apollo the button on the Bruton number six. Volunteer
It's part of that whole paying and forward thing go out there and volunteer with somebody
Do some good in your community because there's always somebody that can use help and sometimes
Volunteering doesn't have to be with an organization or a charity it can be you know what I'm just going to go
And I'm going to pick up my buddy's kids and we're going to go to the mall for a little while that's volunteering true
You're helping somebody out
That might have killed their kids before that if you hadn't come to get that lord
I need some volunteers
Number five
Don't fear self embarrassment
Embrace it now self embarrassment. I fear embarrassment from other people don't get me wrong
David I were talking about this at a local restaurant last weekend. Yeah, you know don't be afraid of self deprecation
I've always found that if you make fun of yourself before other people can make fun of you
It just takes the lead out this
You know enjoy yourself. Don't be afraid to get out there and have a good time. Number four give yourself a project of some form
Say to yourself, you know, and it doesn't have to be I'm going to do this today say to yourself you know what before the end of the year
I'm going to paint this room or
You know what in the next six months
I'm going to make sure I get to the golf course at least once a month
That's a project
Can make yourself to something and go do it
Instead of just hanging out like a bump on a log. You know
Number three go outside and I'm talking to the kids right now
I cannot tell you when when your daughter was growing up sir
I just want to make it. There's a whole world on the other side of that door
That doesn't involve Nintendo 64
Go outside how do you play a legend of a Zelda outside
Three yes
That's a step and I'll take it. Here's a stick
But all these kids that you know go out ride your bike somewhere
But you know in this day and hey, that's kind of it's a harder cell on parents because they're so paranoid to let their kids outside
Go in groups
Go in groups
What we did my mom would go get her hair nails done, you know, it takes about three hours and the the people that ran the shop
I used to go out back and play mutants with him
Like like we'd be our favorite mutants. Yes
Okay, you basically are playing superheroes. I guess we were okay. Yeah, that's not like that's how to kind of just
Number two, and this is for anybody. I don't care how old or how young you are minimum age of five please
Go to Walt Disney World
It is
Dude, I'm telling you I've been in the MCOT
Is that that counts that counts that's part of it. That's part of it. But I was like eight
Go even go as an adult and have a great time. That's where that's where the lovely and talented
Mrs. Irvin and I went on our honeymoon
We spent a week at Disney
Dave's been many many many times. He can attest to this
Chad's been many many times. He can attest to this. I bet if you have to go at least once in your lifetime
I'm sure I funded somebody's college education at Disney's brother. You ain't lying. It ain't cheap
So say, but you know, you just have a plan save up some money. You'll deny your kids are college education
With all of you, but it is so
So everybody my college everybody should go at least once. Yes. I can tend that
Because it just you'll have that week of pure unadulterated bush. I don't care you it's still too whip
It's only a whip if you make it that way. You get out of it what you put into it and I'm not just talking about the money that you throw in down
Exactly and number one and all this leads up to this make a bucket list
So we have a little motivate you to do some of the things that you may not have done otherwise
Now I've got a I've got a bucket list like a mental one. I've never written anything down
But there's things I want to do. I want to throw myself out of a perfectly good airplane
Yeah, I really want to do that. It's awesome. You know, I've done the bungee thing. I think that's kind of cheating in comparison
You know, I want to go to Australia
I want to see yeah, I want to walk to the floor. Yeah, I could
I wouldn't do it barefoot. Yeah, I want to drive out. I want to have a the great white
What'd you do like Peter Griffin's song in the kangaroos act
I would like to go to Australia and you have play you know
I want to visit every state I
'd like to visit every state before I turn 50
I would be shocked, but somebody put that apple close bug map somebody put that apple on Facebook recently of where you could click
Yeah, I was amazed at how many states I've been to I think I've got about half of them covered
Wow like Bob Zayney comedian
Is the first comedian that's ever done stand up in every state in the union really that he just achieved that
feet last year
Wow, it took somebody that long
God, that's that's unthinkable
You know that that'd probably be pretty hard to do but you have to have a kind of a long career and
But think that's all to travel to think about all the
Really enduring stand up comedians that we've had for many many decades that haven't done that
So haven't had to you know, you're so big you don't have to but if you said ago for yourself
You know what I want to do stand up in every state. I mean, I think that's commendable
But I would like to say that I visited every state but before I turn 50 should have filmed that
He should have made that he did a die he did part of a documentary about it. Okay. Okay. Okay. That's definitely
You know I'm fascinating you know my big Bob Zayney fan
Just make yourself a list of the stuff you want to do, man
I want to get drunk and Dublin
Yeah, yeah, you and I've actually talked about that
I would love to just go to Ireland and just drive around yeah, I've got family there now
It's
Get drunk there. That's good there, but you'll be there. Yeah, you know
I've just I want to be in the world camp puking in a bucket
I'll film that I'm leaving a legacy
I do want to travel more well
I you know what something I've never done that I want to do I want to go on a cruise
I've never been on a cruise in my entire life
I've been surprisingly affordable
I've been on too many of those that the navy paid for
Well, I'm not talking about that. Was that a cruise? I'm talking about leisure sir
He wants to wear short shorts on a cruise. You can't do that on a cruise. I actually do that without a cruise sir
I'm not saying I have a month ago
I will neither confirm nor did I have that you say behind that disk and don't stand up
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