The Clubhouse – Episode 31

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In the 702 on the East Coast, it is 402 on the West Coast, it is the 16th of February
in the year of our Lord 2014, it is season 4 episode 31 and by current calculations
before we hit season 5, it is episode 207, the clubhouse is live on the air.
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We don't hear how you listen, we are just glad you are here.
My name is Robin, I am on vacation, kind of sorta in a way.
I need to be here with you, always enjoy my time with the Empire.
I got a room full of people tonight so let's introduce them, sitting across the desk
for me as he does almost each and every week in this studio is a man who sometimes likes
the dance like Han Solo and I mean by himself when he does, he is jet, I take your pardon.
I don't know if you do that when nobody is around.
I don't trust me.
I'm not your judge you sir, I was my daughter and my niece and I had nothing to do
with that.
To his left is the tribe of a man who has not been in the guest chair in a very long
time but he's he's here for the whole show but he's here for a very specific reason
to do some follow-ups on some things we talked about last week and he is a man who can
finally enjoy fine beverages again.
He's far blind.
How's it going guys?
How's it going to see you sir?
Welcome back to the show and his left a man who has become, he's I don't know, I
I guess you could call him the rich little of this show because he always fills in when
we need somebody like rich little used to do for carcins.
Yes, I'm dating myself with that reference and I don't care.
He is the king of bowling.
He is Andrew Beckham.
Well, hello.
Thank you for having me all.
Welcome back sir.
Always good to have you here.
What's next?
The three.
I don't know.
Can we use that term on this show without having to pay Pat Riley?
Because didn't he copy right that phrase?
I hate it.
It was either hammer or Phil Jackson.
I think it was Pat Riley.
Actually, copyrighted the word three feet.
Really?
It's true story.
Those are Miami guys.
What are we going to do?
Look at this.
Except when championship.
I'm just saying.
Let's do corrections.
Last week's show definitely lacked wheels.
But the show was clean for the most part.
I didn't see anything that stuck out to me.
I mean, unless you heard anything, sir.
No, I'm picking my job off the floor right now.
I kind of figured you would be.
But before we get to that, we're going to get to this song.
We start with NASCAR because we are one week away from the Daytona 5.
100.
While the firing happened today, you have a rookie that sits on the pole with a number.
That is true.
And we're going to talk about that here in a moment.
I was more following it on social media than anything else because I'm trying to.
I've had done season 8 of 24 now for about a year and a half and I'm almost done.
So I'm really trying to power through it, especially NASCAR.
My DVR crashed on Friday night.
So let's just say that wrestling talk is not going to be nearly as long as it normally
is.
Because I did not get to watch impact or smack down, so you didn't miss anything.
If the network was up, I probably could at least watch one of them.
But we did talk a little bit last week about the new format for the chase.
And I don't know if you were able to listen and I don't know if you came in the late
or if you were in front of the beginning and we talked about it last week, sir.
I have two other theories that I would like to float.
So let's go ahead and just refresh our the Empire's memory on what happened.
Basically, now it's still the last 11 or the last 10 races.
Last 10 races.
It used to be where they would just reset the points and really only the top 12
finishers had a shot.
But now we've read done it.
Is it still 12 in the field?
16.
I thought it was 16.
Every race in those last 10 races.
I guess the bottom two, is that how we're doing it?
They're eliminating four.
Oh, four at a time.
Yeah.
That would make any sense.
The first three races.
I was the fourth race in the chase for your eliminate four.
Yes.
Okay.
So by the time we hit homestead at the end of the year, you've got four to be four guys last.
And whoever finishes the best wins, what happens if they all wreck out?
Whoever was finished the highest out of the four.
Okay.
So here's my thing.
There's two different ways that I would do this.
One, I would start with Daytona, coming last Daytona and you're either race.
You can still race with your body of chase.
My homestead.
You only got one car out there.
Well, maybe you just don't have like four or five, but those, whoever's left at the end
of the chase at the end of the year, those guys race 50 laps in the beginning of homestead.
Then you have your winner of the chase and then you run homestead for the money.
Now, the 50-mile thing I took from PTSD, I don't really know that.
You know, because I just, I think that chase is flawed.
Even though, but I tell you, I don't know if you heard the stat that we stood out last week.
If they had instituted this last year, junior would be junior.
Yeah, junior would have won.
Yes.
So of course the conspiracy theorists are going crazy.
They're doing it for junior or just as Andrew said last week, they changed the rules.
So Jimmy Johnson can't win and he still wins.
Yes.
What happens if he wins now?
I mean, he's the greatest of all time.
Yeah, there's no, there's no debating it now.
I mean, he's, he's got, he's the stone, he's the stone called Steve Austin of Natsunad.
That's not what he did.
The establishment just keeps trying to hold him down and he seems to win.
Right.
But that's not the only change this year.
Okay, what else, sir?
We've got changes to the qualifying for the chase or just in general.
Or in general, all of this is except for the Daytona 500.
The qualifying that happened today is the only race that's going to be single car qualifying
now.
So we're doing multi-car qualifying, multi-car qualifying.
This seems a little unstable to me.
So how many cars in a time will be on the tractor and qualifying?
All of them.
Are you serious?
Of the entrance.
If you have the race starts with 42 racers.
If you have 50 entrance, you can have 50 cars out there on the same track at the same.
The qualifying?
The way it's going to go is on tracks, a mile and a quarter or a longer.
There's three round qualifying.
The first round is a 25 minute session with all of the cars entered in the race out there
on the track.
At the end of that, then they take the 24 fastest cars and then they go to a second round.
Then after that, the 12 fastest at the end of that 10 minute session goes on to a third round
and then the car with the fastest lap and that third round wins the pole.
And then they just go back from there.
Right.
Okay.
I think there's a lot of room for instability in this.
They're trying to get more people involved in the qualifying.
Because TV sponsors, because like today's qualifying, you're sitting there watching
one car at a time, take two laps and that's what kind of stretch out the footage for
the ratings for things like speed channel and things that it's held.
Yeah.
I don't think because like I've been to Texas Motor Speedway and seen truck qualifying, I've
seen a sprint cup qualifying there.
And when you're there at the track, it's pretty boring, just see if you know that going
into it.
Don't you?
Yeah.
And a lot of times, you get tickets for qualifying for free as part of something else.
Like if you're there to see the sprint or the nationwide race, you'll get to see the
sprint cup qualifying before that race sometimes.
But maybe they're going to start selling tickets to the qualifying.
I don't know why they changed it, but it's totally different.
And on the tracks, less than a quarter of a mile, the short tracks like Martin's Bill and
Bristol, it's a two round qualifying session because of the longer track because they're
shorter tracks.
Okay.
What's going to be interesting is Talladega.
When you got packs of cars out there trying to qualify, if they wreck out, they go to
the backup car and then they got to start at the back.
So you could possibly have a 12 car wreck and everybody have to go to a backup car.
This just seems weird to me.
But the thing is, in between the sessions, they can come in and make changes to their
car in the pits to try and get more speed out of them.
I guess I can reserve judgment, but this just seems like it's going to be weird.
Maybe it's just because I fear change or something.
I don't know.
It's definitely going to be different.
Is this the first time they've been allowed to make change?
And you talk straight into it and talk to the side.
There you go.
Yeah.
This is the most drastic changes they've made.
It's time to set.
You can make changes in the middle of qualifying.
Oh, that's crazy.
Normally, they do all their practices and that's when they make their changes.
And figure out which car they're going to use for the qualifying.
Right.
And then, if you made a change after qualifying, you got to start the back.
If it's an unapproved change.
Wow.
Huh.
But we'll see how it works next week.
Stay tuned.
Yep.
And elimination is pretty.
And code is birthday.
It's next Sunday too.
So it's going to be a big day.
We also want to send speaking of which we want to send some love and support.
Port out to Cody's family, his mother-in-law passed away this past week.
So they want to send some love and support to them.
Speaking of love and support, as we go into TV talk, we're going to take an interesting
turn here because we've got a lot of Viacone deosis to do in television land this week.
We start with probably, we're probably burying the lead a little bit here, starting
probably with the biggest one.
The loss of Shirley Temple, or maybe Shirley Temple Black, which, whether you see it
85 years old.
Born April 23rd, 1928, she was of course child star actor, became the U.S. ambassador to Ghana
and Czechoslovakia.
And they couldn't lower the flag for that.
I'm not going to do that.
Did you see that?
Did you see that mean?
Uh-uh.
Talking about Abraham.
You got a former United States ambassador.
Why can't you lower the flag?
Huh.
I didn't even see that.
If you look at her picture in Wikipedia, I don't know if you have it pulled up yet in our
sir.
I've seen the one on IMDB.
The one that's on Wikipedia, if they do a movie of her life, Summer Glow is a dead
I know what you're talking about then, yeah.
I mean, Summer Glow dead on for this picture that I'm looking at a per.
I mean, when I was a kid and you and I talked about this the other day when we were
talking to your daughter, when we were kids, one Saturday morning cartoons were over,
TV was a waste land the rest of the day.
It wasn't like now where, first of all, there's no such thing as Saturday morning cartoons
anymore, because they're all all during the week.
But you had three things.
You had Tarzan theater, you had Kung Fu theater, you had Shirley Temple Theater.
Sometimes you had Western theater, but always entertained by her movies.
Even though I mean, you got to figure when I was born, she was in her almost to her
50s.
She was 45, she turned 45 the year I was born.
And when she stopped acting brother, she stopped acting.
Yeah.
No kidding.
When you look at her IMDB filmography, it's just screeching halt like in 1948 or something
like that.
She had a TV show she did for a little bit.
And that was it.
58.
It was a two season anthology series of fairy tale adaptions, adaptations, I'm sorry.
What I did doing her diplomatic career in 1969, in 88, she published her autobiography.
She was a recipient of the Kennedy Center honor and she got a sag lifetime achievement award.
She's currently 18th on AFI's list of the greatest female American screen legends of all
time.
God.
When you hear people talking about the good ship, I'll be popped.
That was hard.
That's hard.
I mean, she was huge.
I mean, huge.
All the way through her life.
There's Pete.
There's kids today that know who she is.
Yeah.
Now maybe not on the level that we did growing up, but her awareness has carried and she is living
breathing proof that child star actors can keep their noses out of trouble and grow
up to be respectable adult.
Absolutely.
Now Rich, she had 56 curls every time 56 curls in every movie.
Was there any meaning behind that or just that was it?
I think that was just it.
Hmm.
Most of the film she made were made for $2 to $300,000 per picture with songs and dances.
They were cheaply made as what it says on her Wikipedia page.
Um, just choose a legend and she will will be missed.
We move on to our next via cone dios, which for me, this was a big deal.
We do also feature the death of Sid Seasor who lived to the ripe age of 91 there with
you, sir.
One just for you, it's for me to board a September 8th, 1922, had most well known for something
called your show of shows, which was an early comedy show that a lot of a lot of current
comedy shows as things like SNL or the credit to being the predecessor of did a lot
of Mel Brooks stuff.
Well, I think a lot of people more recently, although it really wasn't all that recent,
but um, with no income from Greece.
And he was Greece and Greece too, he was one of the very few actors that was in both films.
Uh, it's a mad, mad, mad, mad world was just recently.
It's a criteria and collection treatment history of the world part one, cannonball run
two.
I like cannonball run, too.
I did see me, speedzone pretty bad.
That's uh, what he, what he, the suits say are in the Rome segment of, yeah, of history
of the world.
It's your, you, sir, are going to Rome and he's like, I am in Rome, do I lie?
I love that movie.
They're doing a 40th anniversary version of that this year and that deserves a rewatch.
I haven't seen a long time.
So, Gregory Heinz with his tongue rolling.
Both Seepers.
The Inquisition.
The only thing that could turn the Inquisition into a music, not both it was Joe Seepers, it was
Joe Seepers.
Uh, graduated from Junkers High School in 1939.
He left home, arrived in Manhattan, worked as an usher and then a dormant at the capital
theater.
He was ineligible to join the musicians union in New York City until he established residency.
He was a saxophonist, sir.
But he found work playing saxophonist to vacation land hotel, a resort located in the cat
skills.
He was mentored by the resort's musical director and he also played in the dance band
and learned to perform comedy there.
He also, uh, audited classes and clarinet saxophone at Juleard.
Wow.
He elicited in the Coast Guard in 1939 and was stationed in Brooklyn, where he played
a military reviews and shows, with uh, Vernon Duke, the composer of Ottoman New York, April
and Paris, and taking a chance on love.
I mean, this, this guy, go back, if you have the ability, I'm sure it's on YouTube, go
back and watch some of the year show shows stuff.
It's just, who's so far ahead of his time.
Oh, he, and he works with Mel Brooks on a lot of things, even in those days, and he was
pretty much connected by the hip to imaging cocoa.
Yes, and there's a picture of her on the Wikipedia page with him too.
Um, he, a lot of it was real slap sticky, but it wasn't.
That slap stick that insults the audience is intelligent, right, which is what I loved
about him, that he could do smart comedy and physical comedy at the same time.
And it wasn't just like their wacky dish, makin' eaters, or stuff like it was, it was
good solid comedy.
It was like, what you saw in the Dean Martin roast era of comedy, that kind of stuff.
Absolutely.
Which is, to me, stomach of the funniest stuff I've ever seen in my life, anytime foster
Brooks took the day.
I was a dead man.
I was like, okay, here we go.
I mean, I, I, I introduced my wife to foster Brooks's stuff on those roasts.
She was just rolling.
I just, I watched one of his clips the other day on YouTube.
That was man.
Carl Reiner called him the ultimate, the very best sketch and artist and comedian that
ever existed.
Mel Brooks said a Sid Seasor was a giant, maybe the best comedian who ever practiced
the trade.
I was privileged to be one of his writers and one of his friends.
John Stewart paid tribute to him at the show's close in the day of his death.
And Vanity Fair republished a tribute that Billy Crystal did for him in 2005 that said,
I get nervous when I am with these giants.
I always feel like I want to say thank you.
I am blessed to have grown up in their time of perfection to have witnessed the utter force
of Sid live, uncut, daring, but not risque, never stupid beneath themselves.
Then Sid and his team of icons put forth a rockous hilarious and truthful brand of comedy
that 50 years later is still funny and inspiring and makes me think what kind of comedy
would I be doing if I hadn't seen Sid Seasor would I be a comedian at all?
Wow.
Typer ace.
What else do you say about the guy?
Sid Seasor, you sir will be missed.
Oh yeah.
Of course your wife who is up British descent says she loves foster Brooks.
Go of course she.
Also passing away this past week maybe not a lesser known actor but you know who he
played.
A man by the name of Ralph Wait passing away on Thursday American actor he was best
known as the father on the Walton's yes I saw that he's also a 72 to 81 he also the guy
that stole on work for in cliffhanger and he was also the a slave ship first mate in
roots.
You don't know that.
Oldest of five children he was born in white plains New York his father was a construction
engineer and his mother stayed home.
Two young for a World War II he served in the Marine Corps from 46 to 48.
Then graduated from Bucknell worked briefly as a social worker earned a master's degree
from Yale Divinity School and was an ordained presbyterian minister.
That doesn't shock me.
Walton and ordained minister that doesn't shock me at all.
Ran unsuccessfully for Congress in California on a Democrat on three occasions.
He was also defeated in in the special election after Sonny Bono died.
How do you not vote for Paul Walton?
I just he lost his widow he lost a bonus widow.
Oh well okay then.
Don't I feel like a jerk?
Okay.
We like you're the only one that's ever jumped to a conclusion in horribly wrong on this show.
He also gave his father on NCIS.
Oh did he really?
I know you don't like that show.
I don't watch it.
There's a difference.
I don't like it.
Watch it.
So you sir will be missed.
There's another one that we had before we get to the one that we're building up to.
Go ahead.
You mentioned it.
I forgot about it.
Pastor Jamie Coots from National Geographic Snake Salvation died today.
Really?
Guess what he died of.
Snake bite you got it.
There we go.
Mad reviews medical treatment.
You sir will be missed by people.
Then the other one that happened that way.
I couldn't pick you out of the line.
I'm just saying.
He is probably on the stupid one point.
Oh Saturday night is when he died.
It was last night.
Look.
Billing ball set it best.
Snakes have legs.
They don't have legs and they can walk.
That's evil.
That's in the Bible.
You leave him alone.
Yeah.
Then the one that I was waiting for him to see on the run sheet.
48 years old would have been 49 in April.
John Henson.
Not the guy that used to host the soup.
That's J.O.N.
Yeah.
This is J.O.N.
When I read that I was like what?
What?
And I think I don't wipe out.
That's the same guy.
I'm telling you.
Okay.
I don't know.
The son of Jim Henson.
That's the way today.
Yep.
I passed away on Friday.
I'm sorry.
He actually carried on the tradition.
He actually was Sweden.
Yes.
Starting in 1991.
One of my personal favorite moments.
Oh well.
It went back further than that.
What if it hit him?
So he was playing him in the 80s.
Well, no.
It started in 1991 after the guy who played him Richard Hunt died.
It's not what I was reading.
But okay.
The role has then been passed on a different puppeteers with no consistent performer now.
That of a heart attack of his home.
Can you even say is it's Sawyer T's New York?
Worked on Muppets tonight as Sweden.
He was an ensued performer at Muppet Vision 3D.
Oh wow.
Like in the actual sense.
I'm assuming.
And if you ever get a chance to go to Disney, you have to go to Muppet Vision 3D.
It is the most complete attraction experience you'll have.
Because even when you're in the lobby, there's these three screens.
And they do like a pre show.
And the three screens all interact.
So one of them will run through one and then he'll run through the other.
And then he'll run through the other.
And a real lot of your spoiler alert, but it's been 20 years.
A real full live Sweden's does come out and runs through the crowd at one point.
And that was him apparently at one point at one point.
At any time we lose anybody connected to the Muppets.
You know, that hits me close the home.
I'm a Muppets guy.
I'm ready for Muppets most wanted.
Coming out, I believe next month.
I'm not mistaken.
Was it March 28?
I believe so.
I watched the show every week.
It's just so great.
And kids nowadays, they don't know who the Muppets are.
Some of them are like, it's starting to get to come back a little bit.
Yeah.
Muppets babies, even though I watched it didn't help.
But it's kind of like beware of the Batman.
I feel like I'm obligated to watch it because of what it is.
No matter how bad it might be.
Because beware of what's beyond us.
Beware of the Batman's pretty bad.
But I'm sticking with it because I'm just like, I can't not watch it.
Because it's Batman related.
It's just, it's part of the psychosis that I remember going to,
to the theater to see the first Muppet movie.
Yep. Yep. Yep.
Rainbow connection.
Wait, wait, and then line.
It breaks me every time.
Except when the gobos do it, and then it makes me happy.
But yeah.
A lot of vile code.
That's what five this week.
Yeah.
That might be a record for this show.
All of these people will be missed.
Greatly.
All right, let's get the wheels back on the single bit.
We have Gotham news.
Yes, I saw this.
The great Donald Logue.
Well, I'm a huge fan of this guy.
Yeah.
I've been a fan of this guy since he was Jimmy the cab driver
on those MTV commercials in the 90s.
That's what his name was.
It was driving me nuts.
Jimmy the cab driver.
You don't remember that it was a whole campaign
where he drove this cab.
And he was always talking.
He was real disheveled and dirty looking.
And he was always talking about music videos.
Like, they were real.
Like, I want to remember specifically.
He was talking about the video for I'll make love to you by boys
to men.
He's like, he's guys.
And they come around.
And then he's like, I like love to you.
I want to make love to me.
I want you to put in my security system.
And he did a deal because you remember lip service.
Yes.
The game show.
Yeah.
He did his own version of it.
Like, moving his radio back and forth because it was the deadly medley.
And oh, I've got him doing a bit with the zeppelin.
Yeah.
I'm going to make you sweat.
Gotta make you sweat.
Go back.
I guarantee you those are on YouTube.
Go back and watch some of them.
They're brilliant.
It's right around the time that Larry was doing a lot of that stuff.
You're lovely wife was a British sense.
But when I said I was a muffin man, she automatically started singing in my muffin
or a man.
Oscar award winner.
Thank you.
Once again, can't get the check room to work in here.
All right.
I don't know what's going on with you.
But Donna Lowe's going to play Harvey Bullock on board.
Oh, detectable.
Okay.
Yeah.
I'm on board.
He said Harvey.
Oh, no.
Not dead.
So I'm in.
I'm cautiously optimistic.
And I know I say that a lot of this show, but it's the way I feel.
You know I'm going to give it a shot.
If I was to do it with but where the Batman, I'm going to watch this.
I would hope so.
Although arrow has set the bar really high for me right now.
Arrow is so good.
I see, and he's never seen.
I never watched an episode of Smoto.
Wow.
Because I'm a Batman guy.
That explains why he's a monster.
Monument just hit 10,000 fans on Facebook.
Who?
Monument?
Oh, oh.
Cricks is who also plays Deathstroke on Arrow.
And he also plays the chief villain if you're not counting smoke in the Hobbit.
Oh, does he?
Mm-hmm.
That's my home.
Yes, it is.
Same here.
So we have some news for the CW who has announced renewals for five shows.
Fans of the vampire diary.
Let me tell you something.
That's a good looking girl on that show.
She is gorgeous.
Never watched an episode.
But I'm going to say it can commercial.
Okay.
How you doing?
The originals, which I believe is the spin-off from the vampire diary.
I believe so.
It's a bunch of vampires.
Rain, which is their version, I guess, of the tutors.
Super natural, which you know a lot of people are fans of.
And getting season three.
They actually put up a picture of three of the cast members holding up three fingers
into the camera yesterday.
Arrow's been renewed.
We were talking about this last night and Chad's like,
I know we shouldn't have a webcam in the studio.
But sometimes.
But arrows coming back and I could not be more excited.
I love this show.
It is so good.
I was talking to my old supervisor.
We were having lunch yesterday.
We were going to get him on the show at some point.
And he was saying in the comic book print ads for Arrow.
Because remember the original ad campaign just had a shirtless Steven
Amel with all of his scars and holding the bow.
Well, he did that for a while.
And then they did one of Diggle.
shirtless sitting around.
Diggle's never been shirtless on the show.
And then they went on to the kid that's playing red arrow.
He was like, I think the CW was screwing with us.
Because I don't know if this is just see if anybody notices the pattern here.
But no word for renewal for the Arsenio Hall show.
They have not committed to another year.
That should tell you something.
And if you listen to last week's show when that was POI.
I know it was birthday was Wednesday.
He had the Jackson's on.
We're going to talk more about them coming up later on the show.
But, but we get more arrow.
And I'm happy.
It was announced this week that we have a premier date from the television series that
Tell of where am I from?
Meish again.
Television.
We like the television.
It keeps us here teens.
From dusk till dawn we'll debut March the 11th on Robert Rodriguez's L. Ray Network.
What what channel is the L. Ray Network?
It's a brand new network.
I haven't even heard an announcement of who's carrying it.
Mysterio has it on his phone.
They are going to have Triple I on it.
Triple I bex can wrestling.
Will be.
See?
And it's neat.
A English announced table.
I'm telling you.
You said that in the chat room.
No.
He said this in the chat room last week.
And I'm totally in on that.
An English announced table that gets demolished every episode.
And take the guys.
Take those guys names and translate them into English.
Yeah.
And have that be there.
And answer names.
That would be just like those guys announced in English.
That would be that's how you do it.
That's how you do it.
Yeah.
But I just I don't know.
My jury's out on.
Because I don't see.
Yeah.
And I don't know if I'm okay.
What?
I mean.
Clooney was with the tattoo of his neck.
And the guy that's playing his part.
Doesn't have the tattoo on the neck.
I mean, I know Rodriguez is involved.
So it can't be terrible.
Right.
But the stills that I've seen are pretty much same exact scene for scene.
I see.
But see that's what worries me is.
Why do we need to do it that way?
Didn't we try that with Psycho?
And we saw how that turned out.
No.
That was a movie shop.
But still.
Bates motels.
There's season two is about to fire up.
So that got renewed on any.
And the series is supposed to be like everything before they go into the
bar.
No.
It's the same story.
Because the Harvey Cytel's character is in it.
So that means season two is going to be part two.
And season three is going to be part three not exactly.
Because season two was like a prequel.
Well, I think two and three were prequel.
It's like way back.
One of them was.
I don't think they both were.
Like one of them was called the Hangman's daughter.
And then like went way back.
Like in the old West.
All right.
Part three was just retarded.
It was kind of like the John Carpenter's vampire sequels.
Like the second one was okay.
And I don't like 17 of them are something.
And I'm just like really.
Like this are the land before a time seven.
Which one do I want to shoot myself to?
So HBO has given an order to a new football comedy.
You're welcome internet.
I see what you did there.
There you go.
It's called ballers.
And it will start the rock and rob cargery.
I'm kind of in.
Okay.
You put these two together and you put the word comedy on it.
I'm in.
And HBO and comedy.
Just the rock.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
And then age in this week somewhere.
It was top performers.
They presented him with two belts.
One being the WWE spinner belt.
Because he even said in the caption.
Two belts on proud do have held.
And they found him a replica of the USWA title belt that he held.
And he was wrestling in Memphis.
Oh, that's what you're going to say.
No smoking bull.
Have you heard the McMillan Steve Austin show?
No, broken skull challenge.
No.
The podcast.
But he talked to the guy that makes all the belts.
Yeah.
Oh, actually.
I'm thinking that Shawn Michaels McMillan river.
Now he's.
Yeah.
He talked to the guy who's they call him the ace of milk.
Yeah.
He's the guy that makes all the belts.
Oh, wow.
Go to his website.
Oh, I think I have.
He's got WCCW belts.
Yeah.
That's not healthy for me.
Well, good luck in getting him to do one.
Because he's about two years back long.
Yeah.
And he said on Austin's podcast that he's working on something with WW
Right now that he's not allowed to talk about.
Yeah.
But we've also heard rumors that they're changing the belt again.
That's probably it.
I don't know.
Oh, I know.
This HBO series I'll definitely give it a spin.
Because right now, I don't know if you guys are watching true detective.
Yeah.
That shows brutal.
So good.
Like McConaughey's just he's brilliant in this thing.
He's that guy in 30 years life.
He really is.
If he'd become a cop.
Woody Harrelson looks like he's aging backwards for some reason.
Yeah.
It's really, really good.
It's really good.
Also.
Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Do I want to go here yet?
I was holding onto that.
Ah.
Yeah, we'll go there now.
It's fine.
Sunny Mabri from the client list will be Glinda the Good Witch on once upon a time.
It's already been announced that Rebecca Mator from Lost is going to be the Rickard Witch of the West.
If you are a fan of once upon a time, it will return to your local ABC affiliate.
March the ninth.
That is a Sunday night.
And Mariska Hargate will have her directorial debut on an upcoming episode of
SVU that will guest star one, Alec Baldwin.
Cool.
That shows losing me fast.
Yeah.
SVU's been pretty bad this year.
And I even jaddle a test of that.
Oh, I, I feel like they, they screwed us over as an audience with that whole.
The shark is in the rear view right now.
Yeah.
That's all.
That's all.
That's all we're going to do today.
And you could just tell a difference in the passion that the writers have.
Not now.
Yeah.
They're just like, okay, what can we shock people with?
What can we rip from the headlines this week?
And that, and now that Florex gone.
Yeah.
But Florex and Belzer.
Well, but to me, like, Florex was always the, the, he was the original captain on the original
one.
Right.
Right.
He was like the, he was like the rudder on that ship.
And now it's just blank gone.
I just, uh, some, oh, this is why I picked this up.
Someone that Chad will definitely not be watching on SNL when it returns on March 1st.
Jim Parsons will be your guest host.
Wow.
I know why I know you don't like him.
And I just don't care for his character on that ship.
I don't mind him, but I do mind as the musical guest.
Back.
I don't know.
He had a problem with back.
I just, I, I only, back comes along.
I've ever liked this devil's haircut.
Outside of that.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Here I am.
And I'm going to go down to the store.
And I'm going to buy a spoon.
It's got a picture of a lady on it.
And it's got this state of Iowa.
And then I bought a slurpee.
Okay.
The sequel to loser right there.
Yeah.
No.
I'm going to be just in favor.
But you know.
Okay.
That's the information.
Now, now let's get, actually, I'm going to come back to this.
I'm going to do these other free stories and come back to this.
ABC Family has canceled the pretty little liar spin off Ravenswood.
I was just talking about somebody about this the other day.
It was my friend Sarah that I was having lunch with.
That's going the way of the dot, dot, dot, dot, dot, dot.
And since Legos are doing so well, May 4th.
The Simpsons will have a Lego episode.
Where Homer comes home and everything's made of Legos.
No.
And fans of orange the new black.
You have a return date for season two.
June the sixth.
Which I may go back and watch season one.
Because everybody just drooled over this show.
Yeah.
And it's got the prep on in it.
Yeah.
I'm a fan of her.
I've kind of lost some respect for her.
Really?
Yeah.
I don't know.
She got kind of devaish on that show, didn't know.
Well, I know she's going to be in a little bit in season two.
She's not going to be in a whole lot of season two.
So now let's talk about for me could be the biggest news of the week in television news.
Up to now, you've been able to get the wondergears on DVD or on video.
But just like with Miami Vice, they were having problems with the music rights.
It was announced that this year you will get the re-release of the wondergears with the original songs that were played during the episodes of the show.
Good.
That's good.
I lived on this show when I was in high school in early college.
If they had the rights to make the show originally.
Did different contracts because you're talking about broadcast versus sales.
This is what the problem was with Miami Vice because of the music.
Because to do pay rights to broadcast something, it's a lot.
It's a whole different deal because you're only airing it.
When you're selling it, you're making multiple purchases.
And you're making money.
Exactly.
Exactly.
It was like, I didn't know I signed up for my exam as you know I talked about the other day.
You have to pay an artist licensing fee.
Yeah.
62 cents.
Really?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Mike, we couldn't just roll that up into the car.
I don't just be done with it.
But it's worth it.
You know what?
And I will say it.
I was when I first got my new car when I first got silver.
I was like, do I want the exam?
What?
I got an iPod, but 33,000 tracks.
And it do I?
Yeah.
I do.
Backspin could be the greatest channel on the exam.
It's all old school hip hop.
Yeah.
And when I was driving to lunch with my buddy yesterday.
And Chub Rock's treat him right came on.
I'm like, it's going to be a good day.
It's going to be a real good day.
Have you guys seen that commercial?
Yeah.
They are running to the Olympics where the couple is riding and good vibrations, coming on.
He keeps it in a high note.
She turns it애 like a couple in Russia listening to Russian opera.
And the guy in the picture.
He's building at the time, she turns it.
Then it goes to like a Pakistani, like a ballad would song.
And I don't know.
And they turn that.
Then they go to like Hong Kong and this chick is like singing J Pop
in the backseat.
We guys are there.
Turn peuvent start.
Then they go back to the guy.
He's singing sweet.
It's an sensation.
Again.
And it's all, it's a big forever.
for XM and your car.
Well we ended up also adding it to my wife's card.
Yeah.
Ozelas.
Ozies, boanyard.
Hehehe.
I play.
I'm too hurt.
I'm too hurt.
I'm too hurt.
I'm too hurt.
I'm too hurt.
I'm too hurt.
I'm too hurt.
I'm too hurt.
I'm too hurt.
I'm too hurt.
But does anything compare to Keith Svetche.
Oh, nothing does.
Call us with your love confession right here on the website hotel.
The website.
Dear God doing his best Michael straight hand a first-in-ation
It's so bad. I don't even have that so still on
But when I was traveling for a living and it'd be late at night
I'll try and drive home and that was on
Right now, but I'm gonna play a thorn from
And we love
That's serious playing it so straight and people are calling in
Please tell us your little confessions
I'm like
We can't talk it's him that I was doing the ladies man and I'm just on the wrong channel
I have my co-bop the a who a lady
And Dylan has a show that shows up every now and then
Who's busy in the zone hit is
And you're literally let somebody in Asia build your phone
I'm like the disc did my language settings switch on this thing
Don's joined us he said he's been in the whole time, but he's been trying to get his computer good to see you sir
Fun don go he's the official fact checker of this show
Anything else for anybody that wants to talk anything television related?
I love the song
Okay, then what what I'm not trying to like all righty. Oh, I know what I did there
All right, let's talk basketball. It's the all-star break weekend somebody explained to me
Why was the dunk contest on teams?
They changed it up this year. You had the East team versus the West team
Maybe for home court for the all-star game
I don't know
Now they did play this celebrity game on Friday night and the lovely in town through Mrs. Irvin and I were out with my goddaughter
Having dinner and we watch a little bit of it and always fun to see Kevin Hart out there on the court a foot shorter than everybody else
He's like and he did come on the shortest but web and he pretty much and I'm gonna go ahead and tease this now
He did not create history this weekend
We'll talk about that when we get to movie talk
There was a possibility that Kevin Hart was going to make history this weekend and he did not
So we'll talk about that when the movie talk comes up. It is the all-star break
But we can't go over your standing's real quick in the conference of western
And the northwest division you talk
19 and 33 there are 22 and a half games back
Right now
They can almost double their win total almost be there
The Denver is five and a half games better than them, but they are tied with Minnesota right now
Portland is six games behind Oklahoma City the one their last three games before the all-star break
And so did you talk and the Pacific division sack of mental
Ever since I heard Schwarzenegger say that for the first time I can't ever hear the same again
They are 18 and 35 they're tied with the Lakers at 18 back
Let me repeat that again for those of you in the cheap seats the Lakers are tied for last in the division with Sacramento
Golden state in the middle of the pack they are they are tied with Phoenix and those teams are
13 games ahead of the Lakers in Sacramento
But Phoenix and Golden State both five games behind the clippers in the southwest division
New Orleans unveiled their new mascot this week and much improved. What is it? It just looks like a like it's
You had a pelican that was a stuffed animal
That's what it looks okay. I was a little more a cartoon story about how he had
Facial reconstruction because he got injured. Oh, that's what they're saying yeah. That was the creepiest mascot of ever see
It was frightening children like there were pictures of children freaking out
But they are 14 and a half games back Memphis
Is six games better than them Dallas is in the middle of the pack six and a half back right now
Houston who has one seven straight
Nice is now two behind San Antonio for first place in the southwest division
In the eastern conference
In the eastern Atlantic division
Philly 15 and 39 still sucks
26 back Boston is four games better
Philly is so bad people think they're already taking it
There are there are theories out there that says Philly is already taking it to get to get the lottery picks
And we're now at the halfway mark
Boston is four games Boston is 19 and 35
The nicks are in the middle of the pack right now Brooklyn is three and a half behind Toronto by the way
Philly's lost their last straight eight straight
Not surprised not helping the theory
In the central division millawakay millawakay still has not broken the ten win limits
They are nine and 43 right now
They would have to quadruple their win total
To get the first place because our 31 games back
Are they the Houston Astros of the game? Okay, let me explain this to you
Cleveland is 10 and a half games better than Milwaukee
So let that sink in as bad as the Cleveland Cavaliers are
Detroit in the middle of the pack they're 18 back right now Chicago who has won three straight
Is 13 games back on Indiana
But again Indiana show me in a playoffs
Yeah always a bridesmaid. Oh, he can't really give Chicago any credit
I feel bad for the bulls this year. I just I feel bad for them and in the southeast division
The Orlando Magic 16 and 38. I was having lunch with the former coach of the show Cody Hawkins this past week
And they were showing the 1991 dunk contest when that arena was brand new
D-brown winning
That guy could just get up in the air
Good war and remember what what what his next claim to fame was
He did all the mocap work for NBA jam really. Yep. I didn't know that remember who we beat in that dunk contest
Sean camp really
Well, I guess he only have 14 kids. Yeah, I guess better to make some babies make myself feel better about myself
Charlotte is
8-ish games better than them the bullets are in the middle of the pack. It's Atlanta now 12 back after losing five straight to my Miami heat
Who have won two straight
But we'll be back back to abnormal what Tuesday. Don't they always take the day after the all-star game off to get back to
I don't see yeah, and then we get in the second half of the season how many teams are both 500 in the eastern conference in the eastern conference?
I could count that for a hold on one hand or two one
Toronto's the only team in the Atlanta conference at the above 500
Indiana Chicago Chicago only by two games
Um, and Miami. That's four
Four four teams in the eastern conference are above 500 in the western conference you've got Oklahoma City Portland
The Clippers Phoenix golden states
San Antonio Houston Dallas and Memphis
Yes, my heat are the prettiest girl in the ugly party, but we're still the prettiest girl the ugly party, okay?
It could be worse. We could be no walkie
I don't understand like Philadelphia doesn't have that much talent. Well, they're number one biggest sitting on the bench for some reason
I'm trying to trade babies for the two right now
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Bigger's can't be choosers. That's a fair point. I can't do it. It's a fair court
Let's move on to person of interest P.O.I. is a segment we do on this show where we take a person or entity and we
If you ever tell me
Not debate their greatness or lack there of there was on a millimeter. It's back to you chat
Well, I was I was
Kind of flip flopping back and forth in a couple of topics and after hearing you butcher the English language just then I was gonna talk about that
But I've decided against sort of that's every week. Oh, that's true. That's true. That would be the P.O. I every week. This
I recently picked up a hobby
that is really
Gaining momentum
I would say pick you know gaining steam, but that would really be a bad puns
And I kind of defer to my
My buddy here to my immediate left who I know has been participating in this hobby a lot longer than I have
And my wife. Yes. Well, she's not in the studio. I just say
But I've been
Smoke free for three years now
I've been smoking for forty if you know
I don't know whether it'd be insulted or creeped out or when anyway ladies. Yeah
That's continuing to prove the theory. Yes, but the wife and I gave up smoking on our wedding on our the eve of our wedding
Which was your Zevi ironically enough and we haven't smoked since then and my daughter who recently moved move back home
Was told by her doctors that she needs to stop as well
I never wanted to start the first place, but I guess I would exactly say in the best example
Once she was growing up and watching me smoke
But now she's on the esig bandwagon and
Your wife Rob
Introduced me to a couple of flavors that she had kicked up. I'm like, you know what this would make her really good at
Let's for the for the 12 people that don't know what we're talking about
Because you have you have to cast a net wide sir, cast a net wide
We're talking about an electronic cigarette which is
Something that works off of water vapor and not tobacco
Paper smoke vapor
That has helped a number of people
Become smoke free in their lives and what you can do with these
Cartridges that have liquid in them you can actually
It doesn't have to taste like cigarettes which is what a lot of people are going to are able to become tobacco free because our nicotine
And you can make your own flavors there in by combining different styles of liquid together and you can adjust the the nicotine content
I think it goes up in in eight
doesn't it wire?
Yeah, typically 24 16 12 right six and and
No, no, I missed a number there. He's well 12 this is 20 8 16 24. Okay, that's what it is
um and
Do man
I was never good in math. Yes
That bit never not funny. I don't care what situation it is that punchline never not funny
I think they're great
I mean it's it's something that I wouldn't have even considered taking up because I again I've been smoke free for three years and then I was
Taking Megan up to a local vape shop to get an accessory. She had lost her charge cable for her battery for her
E-sig correct and
This lady was telling us that
A young high school kid came up there who had been struggling with weight problems
And he brought his mother up there and she bought him an E-sigaret
Which is not illegal which is not illegal as long as you've got permission
No, no you don't even have to have permission. Well, the only reason that that
Vapershop's card is just the moral there's no law against miners having them
Yeah, you know something I had not even thought about it's just a moral thing. Oh, that's good
But you
You can get the liquid with zero
Nicotine at all you're just what my wife does and which is what I am now doing as an appetite suppress it
So it gives you that taste in your mouth right the things that you love without having to actually taste the things that you love if I you know like the stuff
I've gotten in and when I'm holding in my hand right now my might he say is taste exactly like pecan pie. Not a fan
Well, you don't have to but like my wife makes like blueberry cheese. Which is what my daughter
peanut butter and jelly and things. And so my friend Spanky
His company is whacky babes
He makes one called nanoplyding
Just like it shut up
Man, I'm meeting the mics for just a second
You
You're making something like you're making it out
That's the name of it just saying actually I needed everybody's my butt mine except for the punchline on that
Had a defeat as a purpose. Oh, no, I didn't get the punchlines didn't go out live
Okay, but I love this thing, man. Yeah. I mean, I did kind of miss you know the whole just
I don't even know what you would call it just the mechanics of smoke right nanoporning is peat burn
The soil and the green of freaking easy
But this stuff is great. I mean, yeah, and the reason I really wanted to do this is
Guess who else jumped on the bandwagon this morning, Rob?
Your sister. Yes
Winner winner chicken dinner
A lyrgic to cigarettes
But whenever I told her about this story about this kid that came in with his mom and he lost 20 pounds
Using an easy and she's like
Sounds good to me. We went up to the one over there by
Martinez on Gus Thomas and for those of you that don't know I really can't explain it any better than that and she got like a coconut flavor that's dead on
She loves coconut and
She's now
She's now using the the easy yep
To me this is a godsend and it it kind of irks me to see that it's it still gets backlash like it's still a smoking device
When it's not you can't smell it. It doesn't get in your clothes or anybody's around but it's the visual
Yeah, people can't get over and I'm like people need to kind of get over themselves a little bit and not be so of tight about it
But you know
I guess you got it like Rob always says you got to fight the balance. You know you can win exactly
Live by that, but you know, it's it's it's good to see that this is something that is as far as I know and I've done a little bit of research on it
No unhealthy side effects at all especially if you're not using any nicotine in it right
You know what she thought might be nicotine itself is no worse than caffeine right
But my sister thought that you needed the caffeine in there and then the nicotine in there in order to
In order for that to be like what combat your hunger craving? I'm like no, it's like if you get a sweet tooth as long as you get that flavor
And you're not there good
Yeah, but I love this thing. I mean it's just it's very
Unassuming it doesn't really it
It's a hobby not to have it. Yes, and I mean I've seen people dude. I've seen people take this little
battery and and
Tank and
Modify them. I saw a guy online
Building a light saber and smoking a light saber. Yep. They've got there's you sliced your mouth in half if you did it
I showed I showed Jill's one where somebody had done a doctor who saw an extra
Diversity like the lost her mind. Yeah, they've gotten pretty ingenious with this thing
They got the ones that look like sick well the heck yours looks like a metal cigar really wire
How many years ago? There's one of the girls that works for me. She has she has like one of the original
E-sigs where the battery pack is like the size of a pack of cigarettes. Oh, yes. Oh, yeah, those are called box mods. Yeah, I think skew
They call them juice boxes up there at the yep
They've got one that looks like a can of mintose
Yeah, you can you can make your own yeah, no, I'm talking about this. Let's play some escape. Yeah
They've got one where the battery looks like a grenade. Yeah, they just they go all over the place with this thing
Is that I'm I'm I'm in I've been drawn into the world of these. They have there's an NES mod too
I saw that too
It's an old Nintendo controller nice. You just screw you tank onto it
To many people people have gotten pretty dead gum creative with this stuff
But it's I think it's greatness whether you're a smoker or not. I'm gonna make a boom sticky say before too much longer
You don't think they haven't already. I'm sure they probably have we could probably if we did a little digging
We could probably find somebody that will first in the universe of the issue
Well, you've been exposed one longer than anybody else in this room. Oh, it's just because my wife
I don't I just see that she's got it. I don't got a research. I don't know that may be one in one a you and Jen
May have started around around the same time mine. I started believe April 23rd of 2013
And she's been don't even ask I don't get that that's that's a question for the leveling down to Mrs
Okay, I don't have that anniversary on my car. What kind of thing is is I
Smoked a cigarette here in there. Uh-huh. Why did I even start it taste that's what yeah
That's it Megan said the same thing that she backs lid and picked one up she goes about made me sick
I'm like that means it's working. Yeah, I'll come to the rest of our
I mean, God knows it does my heart good to know that she's like I can't do that anymore
Yeah, good and
And then this another reason I picked this up was to encourage her to stay at it on my stay in the course
You know if we're all sitting around cuz which yours is doing it to if we're all sitting around you know
Watching a movie and we're like basically hookah, you know the hookah family maybe you need a quick saying it's smoking
You just call it baby. Yeah, I know guys. I think guys the actual term at the use
Yeah, because you keep saying smoking and so people are gonna bet thank you that you're smoking
Well, and it's it's hard to get yourself out of that shit down side of them
What I see people using them like out in public or like what I'm see them walking around and they they've always got them held down
I keep it before go. Yeah, it's moving
I think they need to have a monocole
Yeah, yeah, and they should make them that look like Sherlock Holmes's Pike and they know they do
They got them
You can walk us that you must be the monopoly. Yeah
I'm a fan. I'm endorsing this. I think it's genius. I mean, I don't have an opinion either way
But it's helped my wife not by cigarettes every other day, so I'm not gonna play there. Yeah, like I was on my bowling team
They've had it with like two three
Could they use him in the bowling? Oh, yeah
Because I know that there's some places that's still concerned like my work
If people use those they stop to go to smoking area. It's yeah
There's like one in every table. I mean and restaurants say no
We don't like them unless you're in Garland
Where it's okay. Yeah, and I'm a skit
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We obligated to say that and she was wrong because wherever she chooses to be whatever she chooses to be there and you can't say anything about it
Merke
Hmm, let's move on and do some music talk
Because we are your one stop shopper all things sports and entertainment
We have a director for the two-poch biopic and he is John singleton good
I'm in ballman board. Oh, yeah now if we could just get some actors cast that'd be great because it's supposed to film this year
Well, who do you have in mind?
To play two-poch yeah
Kevin Hart
I'm gonna be gangster and I'm gonna tell you that you're just worth I don't understand somebody take that it's just respect
You might be might play too short, but not too pop
I
In this role
I really don't know because a lot of it's gonna hinge on getting the right person to play this because
We saw what happened with a hammer
Romney Malco I don't blame you for that, so I'm a fan of you, but that was a bad script
But you know the CLC movie although a crappy script those girls did a great job and you weren't all that taken with who they got to play in a notorious either
There's so much wrong with notorious
So I told you that on Wednesday it was our senior's birthday and so they had his birthday party on the show and these guys performed
80% of them if I say play in that song you kind of made my heart skip a bit like okay, how they managed this
80% of them any hologram. Yeah, the Jackson's are working on a new album
And they are going to be doing a
Brief residency 20 shows in Vegas starting Thursday at the planet Hollywood casino to the excitement of nobody but close relatives
I mean the I thought the performance was okay. I don't know that I would pay Vegas show prices to see them
I wouldn't play Vegas buffet prices to see them
Vegas buffet
You don't have Michael you can't have Michael you won't never be Michael
Stop it
And at the behest of my own masculinity. I'm going to sit next statement
your main
Find your barber and shoot him
Unless it's and let's just kid your majesty is cutting his hair that hair cut
I'm not that that hair cut might have been cool in 86. That's all I'm saying
Go look at the footage and you tell me it's on say
I love the song
Have you ever heard the other version of this the with his other do-it partner pretty mercury
Yes, oh, that's right. I forgot about that it was supposed to get released last year. I never I never saw if it did
Believe me my daughter found it if it's Michael Jackson my daughter's found it
So
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Drake goes on a Twitter rant this past week because he was not on the cover of Rolling Stone
Oh, I don't know because Philipsy more Hoffman's death was
He did he said apparently he only did the interview with Rolling Stone with the proviso that he would be on the cover
Well, Philipsy more Hoffman dies and whenever a celebrity dies
They put it on the cover of Rolling Stone. It's one of the biggest stories
Especially on that day because nobody saw that coming
He puts on Twitter much respect to Philipsy more Hoffman with the presses just evil are you that big of a D-bag that you can't step
They've still printed your whole interview in there and now he says he's never doing another magazine interview
I'm sorry first of all nobody reads magazines anymore anyway number two don't care
Go back to the grassy
With your Kentucky championship ring that you didn't earn and you hadn't even graduated high school when you got it
Okay, don't just moron
Yeah, he has a championship ring when Kentucky won the National Championship a couple years ago
He has a ring with Drees with Dizzy on that he got from Calapari and he hadn't gotten his GED when he got the ring
No, that that's verifiable fact. I lose respect for Calapari. They're doing this
I lost respect for Calapari a long time ago
You're a college coach and you have your own brand of bourbon in Kentucky. What is that telling you?
Passes it out. All recruits
And
News that Chad could not be less thrilled about if he tried
Little white
Announces that the Carter five will release on Cinco de Mayo
Wait not to hear that
Now, I'm just there's something else going on May the fifth that I'm more care about the death, but that's just all I'm saying
But it's his first album in three years
Just when you thought he was going away I spent such a blissful period
Did you see the little video clip that Brandon posted a couple weeks ago? No, the wine
It's got the clip where he says they call me go so hard because I'd go so hard and then it jumps to the
Cosby thing that is the double. Yeah, I've ever heard of my life
I was I was surprised he put that up now. Let's he's Mr. Little Wayne now. Let's palette cleanse that with this next story
If you are a fan of day loss soul
It is the 25th anniversary of their hit album three foot high in rising you can go to their website right now and get their entire catalog for free
All of it, okay
But you under the weird thing you would think hey, maybe iTunes might have a problem with that they can't get on iTunes or Spotify
Daylock can't get on that soul is not available and there it's been a rights problem and they won't they can't get it on iTunes
So if you're a fan of day loss soul and you had this on cassette back in the day
You can now get it digitally right now for free. They're entire catalog. Okay. I have a question sure
How is it we can get on iTunes and data so can't sir? There are some questions that I don't want the answers to
That is wrong. How is it a right problem if it's their music
There may be producers that they want more money. I think you have to remember that era especially in hip hop
Everything was open market so should night once the money for it he's to you know
Drace who in death row for like 26 million
Does that does that record label have 26 dollars
26
But he's saying that he's got a lot of unpaid royalties out there and that too
But you've got to remember that was the no pun intended here. That was a while about the west of hip hop
Before you had to really talk about sampling and artists rights and everything else so
Lord only knows how many ways their stuff's tied up
But I was pretend that this this song very special to me because I made Emmett Bob is head
When he was at a sports city doing doing a signing I made I made him kind of raise his hands a little bit when I played this
I
Oh, that thank you very much. I was there. I saw it happening
And it was no diamonds in the poo poo
That could that could be his biggest faux pavs and tire career that got some diamonds was he any got some poo poo
Sometimes the diamonds in the poo poo was he driving his echolette he might
Was it like what do you page around the horror ones called it an escalating
And now for Chad news
Prince
Rumor to headline the glass library festival this year and place two surprise shows in London Friday night
And third or third a guy girl third eye girl yeah
Where they did some acoustic stuff and
They announced four more shows in London for the rest of the weekend
They're doing the hit and run thing against they are
There I mean and I've been kind of lacks on my Prince news here lately. I know that comes with a shock to everybody in this room
Um
He was supposed to announce this big tour. He's gonna be getting underway with uh and he made this announcement from
Some model that he's worked with like from her living room or something like he built this thing up as we're announcing it from someone so's living room
I'm like
Okay, why
Because you got to leave father have you told her this?
Did you clear this with her first
When every media let shows up on her freaking flat door front. I'm like uh
I only bought like one
Bag of you know
Bag of chips and a thing of dip
I didn't expect all these people here and some lava soap
But it looks like it's another
Europe UK heavy tour so I don't know if it'll ever sniff these shores
Because as of this year this has been ten years since he's toured again
Been ten years since music colleges the last time he had a US tour with the internet being dead
Which is the only way you can buy tickets anymore Prince and case you haven't checked
I worry about him. They're open the show on the video screens with his new girl appearance
And that song is still like you can't get that song yet. Does this shock you? No
There's there's a lot of people thinking that this album that is rumored to be getting ready to be released called
Then it's gonna be another thing like you did with 2010. He's gonna like attach it to a magazine or a newspaper in England
And that's why he's gonna just be dead again
Or you know somebody
Legitally I know something about music new releases. There's only one of consequence the only the only name on the list
I recognize for this week
Susanne Vega releases a new album tales from the realm of the queen of pentacles
What that's what it says
My name is looking. I fell off the second
I was in a diner and now none of these words rhyme so I'll just talk like this for five minutes and it'll be number one for seven weeks
My sandwich
This this is 23 years
Shut up
I'm not gonna suffer alone
Yes, just move on and go to hockey talk
So it's technically the three week all starbreak for the ending shell so we're not gonna go over standings
But I do I did find an interesting article this week that Gary Betman says that for the 2018 winner Olympics
He's not gonna shut down the leak for three weeks
Because they're not having an all-star game because of the Olympics. Let me explain some to you mr. Betman
You're gonna have about five people they're gonna play high
That's it
Because a lot of these guys come from a smaller
You know former Soviet Republic countries or European countries
Where this is what they live for
Could be able to represent their country in the Olympics
Sorry that it happens during your season and they use the NHL practice right it happens once every four years
How could you deny these guys this? I think it's criminal what he's talking about
You can try real hard because I'm gonna say something and I was talking to something about this the other day
The amount of money those guys make they could own the countries they're from right now pretty much yeah, so it's not an economics thing
It's a it's a national pride thing if you're gonna tell me
I can't represent my country and the only true worldwide games you are out of your mind. Yeah, I think it's crappy
It just it doesn't make any sense to me
I'm saying you charge enough for games you can last three weeks
If my wife and I want to go to a hockey game I got to stop by the banking get a loan
Is it that expensive? It's ridiculous? You want to sit and sheep seats are like 45 dollars now
It's ridiculous
I figured since nobody pays attention
No, even after the walkout. I thought it would have got it got worse after the walkout
It's trying to recoup money from the lockout. Yeah, it's way it looks
Well, you're gonna get it this one. You know here the stars are getting really good
I mean they got a a lot of young talent that everyone's cool everyone wants to watch
So but the way this town works unless you're winning right now nobody cares
That's what they are playing. They're not playing great hockey. They're playing decent hockey
Ever since they changed the logo and the sweaters
At least the like at least they got rid of the constellation ones of yeah, you know really
I like the one I got sitting in the closet with my name on the back of it. That's a long time
But we'll be back underway in the NHL week after next because do they end this week or next week chat next week
Because you are the you are the Olympic expert on the show
So I wasn't so I the only one watching them apparently that yeah that qualifies you for that title
On this show in this room. It does I let ski jumping. I know we're tied for second in the gold
Oh did we did we jump back up because we were third when I got up this morning
We were like a little bit behind Russia because they had more
Silvers than we had
Do we see in we were first on like probably see the Star Wars mogul
Yes, what Star Wars mogul no
They had to go down the hills. They had at it
She really
We are third
I thought we were tied for second. No, we're actually in third because we have three less silvers than
Russia and three more bronzes
So from a point standpoint okay behind I'm just saying this is metals overall
I think the Netherlands currently leading yeah, they're killing this thing, man
Five gold five silver seven bronze
So let us move on to a little bit of wrestling talk
If unless I miss my guess it's a very little bit of wrestling thing don't take a long
But we will have had headlines from all three shows. We just won't have two of the shows to talk about
um
Something I thought was interesting if you watched the video on raw this past Monday night where they did like a parody on the
Your your studio says welcome and now I'll show you the safety features of the plane with the bellot twins and I would talk about the network
ps3 ps4 xbox 360 what's missing from this list
At this time you cannot get the network on the xbox one not surprised the xbox one is being out sold by the ps4 two to one right now
Is it yes
No Sony is handing it to Microsoft. Oh, yeah
They're they're out selling market the xbox one two to one because it works
Works I can't just beat that but they've gotten well we part of it do that put go talk to us to this device to your TV
So you can watch your TV too much daysy chaining going on with this stuff right
I can't say you the right because I had you the one so but I thought it was interesting that they didn't say the xbox one
I was looking at a roku this week
Did you know at the roku if you buy the middle of the road or upper echelon of the roku
That actually has a headphone jack on their remote. Yep
Really how cool is that
That's that's smart thinking right there
But I can I can just use Bluetooth headphones. Yeah, PlayStation
But for me, I mean because I'm trying to figure out because I'm gonna get the network
I'm gonna do it because if for no other reason we need to be able to talk about it
I'm gonna show I wish I could write it up as a business expense. I want it, but just just for the DVD collection
I just want to see because I'm thinking about I'm thinking about getting a roku because right now
But the only way I'm gonna be able to watch it. I don't have a smart TV. I don't have a ps2 ps3
Xbox 360. I don't have Apple TV
His TV stupid. It is really trust me
But you know right now we've also got a couple of guys getting name changes
Antonio Cesaro will now just be Cesaro because apparently Vincent think Antonio was a tough name
And Biggie Langston will just be Biggie
Shouldn't Mr. Wallace's a
State might have something to call themselves
You say it real quick
Possibly Biggie just saying could you make a pizza place out of like Biggie's Cesaro?
Hello, this is the home of the Biggie Cesaro
It's got anchovies and sees it dressing and you need five people to eat it
Look at it in walla walla washing
I'm just I'm just I'm just I this in my brain now. I don't want
Also signing a new contract this week
Woo
Rick Flair has actually signed a w w contract so I guess summer slam is now officially behind this
God, which I still don't understand why that was a big deal
Because if you listen to when Flair was on the podcast speaking with you, just listen to
Stone Cold Thursday
Oh, about the reunion when he did he's got some great guests
Yeah, he's got he's going to pick he's going for like a month and a half he interviewed Sina
He interviewed Frenchy he interviewed Orton
He got like five of his older subculture, which he said will be on the family friendly show
So Dutch Mantel yeah
He got five or six good interviews coming up done very much looking forward to listening to yeah
Frenchy for sure yeah
So it's he on an actual wrestling contract or legends. No, he's not he's just he's signed a contract
Okay, so I'm sure it's a legends deal. Don't put that me in the ring. I beg you any word on the
Man called sting the latest. I've heard is that ww.com put up a
Article about some of the most obscure wrestling figures and the first two people on the list were sting in the undertaker
Hmm
Oh, is this a hand it with some things it probably wait a minute wait a minute
We have somebody in the chat room
We have a we have I that's a good thing right wheels going
Uh-oh, okay, this is who I think it is that just piped in about the headphone jack in the roku
Uh-huh, his name is Riko Rinkan and he's in the chat room right now real
I don't know this guy was the best man in my wedding is my best friend. So I was 12 years old
Nice nice
It kills me that I've not seen my niece yet. I only see her in pictures and she's the cutest thing
You just want to grab her choppy cheeks anyway check
How could he just sneak in like this and not announce himself because that's how he rolls dude
Reak it that is you I am so excited right now because I know that because that's his his in his image is like has been his hand over
It's like a well
Who else could it possibly just say I'm excited right now
I'm excited I think he's the man's salt of the earth
Miss him very much. I've not seen him in three years. That's driving crazy
But flares back on hasn't a contract
Now let's get to the only show I actually watched this week
Thank you 18 to you I wish you had could just he saw the look on my face when I'm trying to watch Smackdown and I'm like I try to watch impact
Why is it blank
It was a Scooby-Doo
Moment I was I was matter no wet hand
I know lots of it and my new one's not gonna be here till tomorrow and all my stuff's gonna be gone
We have like 22 episodes on the under but the only thing we were taping tonight is a true detective
So I'll just watch that try to maybe catch that on the left on the left coast the west coast
The left let's talk about raw
Let's go let's be all go. So the first thing I want to talk about when we talk about raw
is
This is kind of an inside deal for me
But I want to talk about it. They were in L.A. at the Staples Center
There was a sign in the crowd that said radio brand no man
You can have question marks above your head allow me to explain
Brando man is his last name actually is
Creasy really yeah, he's from L.A. he's a podcaster
His name is Brendan he originally was on a show. I used to listen to called bagged and board it now why this is important to me
Was and I played this for chat about a thousand times so he I think he remembers where I'm going with this
There was a
An episode of bagged and boarded
Well, I heard about him so I followed him on Twitter
Well, I just happened to be his 1000's Twitter follower didn't know it
So I'm listening to bagged and boarded and I hear him say yeah, I want to give a shout out to my 1000's follower at yes that raw bird and I was like what?
Maze you Twitter famous on an on a Kevin Smith related podcast nonetheless
So I saw this sign radio brando man and it made me happy so I want to return the favor to him
Random man congratulations for getting on rock because I know he cuz he watches so I know he saw it
We call that Twitter rousele. That's we call we call that
Pan at forward people
For the 19 people who listen to this show I put that up right there with my with my
Perf and Dean moment your next hollow fame and ducty but before we get to that
Did anybody else notice that they introduced Stephanie a Stephanie McMahon? What happened to McMahon?
Oh and they've been doing it for weeks and I hadn't really thought about it until this week
But your newest hollow fame and ducty
Yes, it is about time I
May have to move something up here where is
Lead up and the first hollow fame and ducty that had interviews to go with it
That was getting really weird. It was getting weird for me
But this is highly deserved you're in church going in back to back years very cool on board
Interesting to see who's going to a doctor. I would hope Trish does
Because she's on a legends deal anyway and
You probably already knew it, but the hollow fame is gonna be on the network. Yes, we're gonna talk about that here in just a minute
Among board Amy doom is congratulations you more than earn this now
Have you heard who's supposed to be announced tomorrow night?
No
Really
Hello to the back
Yes, I want him to come walking out there so proud with his head held. Yeah, so hot. This is the rumor now. Here's the problem for me though
He goes in before Kevin
You almost have to put them in together. You almost have to and I'm not saying NW well
But if you put one of them in you put both of them in no because Razor was over long before
You know Kevin made that initial switch from WC dub came in as you know Sean's bodyguard, so
I mean, I'm good don't get me wrong, but to me they both have to go in
Okay, they just go they don't even have to go in his interview. Just go in as the outsiders
Oh
Why not because that's the only way you're gonna get well Xbox going in with the x because that's nothing
Yeah, because a lot of people said his x-pop going with the NW already to go with the x
You have to put in with the x. You can't do both because I refuse to live in a world where Sean Walton has as many
Hall of Fame rings as Rick Flair
Because it is there is no boss chance at Walton goes in on his own nope
To think some no way shiver form. It's either the clicker. It's dex
It's the only way no one two three kid no x-pop
Sean's gonna have to trip can have to
I'm good with that
It's really the only way the new way jowels go in yeah
What about Kevin that you have to yeah, I think I can have to I think Scott can have to
I love this theme. I've always love this thing. I also I don't know if you guys watch the tag match or not
One of the coolest things I've seen in a while the usos were in tag match with the whites
One of them. I can't remember which one it was
Goes to do the over the top rope plancha
Tags the other one as he's jumping over so the other one can come in and finish the match. That was cool
That was a nice spot and JBL want to say something to JBL real quick
I'm not gonna adopt him like I've adopted Michael Cole
But I want to give JBL a quick pointer. There is no such thing as a tweener announcer
You're a heel announcer or you're a face announcer
Don't say how great the usos are one week and then say how bad they are the next week
I'm I'm really really
wary of his
Stick it's gotten really thin only one impact headline this week and it is that Jeff Hardy will return it walk down
He's coming back as a heel
is he yeah
Test test to show me that the picture of him with his
Yeah, he's gonna have a different name
I don't care if he comes back. He's gonna die. Okay, because back as an entire shoe
You couldn't draw heat if he were in flames
Well that company couldn't draw heat if it was his true and the last time we tried a heel run with him
That didn't work real well
He just not not even remotely believable
So let's move on to smack down headlines
Just like barbed wire said hall of fame ceremony will air in its entirety on the network
You know how USA carbs it up which there's no reason for that and they put it what in like an hour
I think it's like an hour and a half yeah, but you can watch the whole thing
It's an it's entirety as it happens on the network
So and this is gonna be a strip this class is already strong. Why did they do that? I don't I never understood
You're you're airing it on a Saturday night. What else are you just putting another rerun of burn notice? What is burn notice?
Honestly season 7's no
I
Well played set honestly. I would rather watch the Hall of Fame ceremony on the raw after WrestleMania and give those boys the night off
No, you can't you you've got to have the rock. Yeah. Yeah, okay
You think about the last two years the raw after WrestleMania you're gonna cancel that show
Probably better than WrestleMania
That's when Ziegler cashed in that's when Miami went nuts. It's when New Jersey went nuts
But if I can get the Hall of Fame ceremony if the network didn't exist
Play it Tuesday nights anything just like you used to do with tribute to the true anything is better than an hour and a half show carved up
It's just stuck it. Bring them out. Go they bring out the
Announce the inductees and on both restaurants. Yeah, and rock. So you can't really do that beforehand
That's what I'm saying do it do it then do it do raw Monday show the Hall of Fame Tuesday
Because it takes away from I think you were taking away from I mean I think fans of suits could wait an extra day
I'm just saying
Or another rerun of SVU
Like how many times do we have to deal with robbing Brandon for the Westminster dog show?
That actually not anymore not anymore. I know not anymore, but last couple of three years
They've just moved it to CNBC
But uh also really for the Hall of Fame this year posh immensely Paul bearer and there are rumors of the WrestleMania one main event
Being put in the Hall of Fame being hooking in Mr. T versus Piper and Orndorf
Yeah, we're inducting matches now. Yeah, but see this one
I'm okay with because it was the main event of WrestleMania one and it was really
It was Vince's real true for A into crossing over celebrities into the company because you had the Wendy Richter thing
I I'm okay with just that match
Now if you want to have a separate wing for greatest matches and you put in you know steamboat savage WrestleMania three
Sean taker one
Sean Razor WrestleMania again on the ladder right of the
Match were shocked when the title blood from a stone
I'm okay with that, but only that should be the only match that should ever be in just because of what it was and I think they should have fan in put on that
and
Get ready for the Marine for
The Marine moving target starring the miss and summer ray
I didn't know there was a Marine this is happening. No, that's the one that the miss was in
It was it was seen it was seen it and then Mr. Anderson and then the miss the the Marine home front
I thought it died after Anderson. Nope. Nope. Oh
Don says about Smackdown
Ordnestazara a lot of a he said it was an incredible match a lot of people
I'm reading are saying the same thing that that match was paper if you quality
And and as Stone Colt and his podcast there's a he's real high on a Cesara. Yeah, he really really true
And guys got a great talent
He's very good
In a better angle. Yeah, in a better angle. He needs a better game. Yeah
But you know, but how long have they been
squashing Santino Morella his stupid angle and that kids got talent that we'll never probably say
What the sad thing is we never saw a punk's talent we never seen Daniel Bryan's your talent. We're showing Benjamin
We'll be started on Sean. They've been Charlie house both especially
All right gentlemen anything else you want to talk about rustling talk
None of us saw
You're wrong three hours
Unfortunately, let's move on and do movie talk because we are your one stop shop for all things sports and entertainment
We start every show with box office numbers
Dropping out of the top 10 this week
Jack Ryan Shadow recruit drops from nine to 12 making $2.34 million for a five week total of
of $74.8 million on a
47. I'm sorry $47.8 million on a $60 million dollar budget vouch vampire academy drops from seven to 13
Makes just under two million dollars for a two week total of six point seven million dollars an average of
$719 per screen
Do you uh, did you ever find the budget on that? No, okay?
Also dropping out this week from eight to 15 the nut job
$1.8 million for a five week total of $57 million on a $42 million dollar budget already green
Line a sequel the the sequel has been green that you are correct and labor day
All right, so I like to call it creep fest 2k 14 drops from 10 to 17
With 1.275 million dollars at lost almost a thousand theaters this week three week total of 12.4 million dollars on an
18 million dollar budget
So let's get to your top 10 number 10 dropping from six to ten this week is that that awkward moment
I kind of have semi interest in this
Netflix it's best
But it makes 3.3 point three point three three seven million dollars it lost 887
The years this week can we miss something three week total of 21.4 and an eight million dollar budget. I have no idea
That we said Netflix it best. Oh, but you're still paying for Netflix. That's a fair point
I'm not paying specifically to see that dropping from five to nine is loan survivor making another four million dollars
for an eight of making a hundred and eighteen point four million dollars in eight weeks on a 40 million dollar budget
dropping from four to eight still in the top ten is frozen
a nine or five point nine million dollars a Tonya Werbiner and Dina Menzel will be singing the song of the Oscars
That's next week in a oh
I thought that was in mid March
mid frozen has now in 13 weeks made
376.1 million dollars on a one hundred and fifty million dollar budget. That's just a mistake
When the who'd you say was singing it in Dina Menzel that was the
fiance of what's his face on in chanted
The one that he was engaged to and then he got oh, okay, okay
She I want to say she originated the gold the Royal of Glenda and wicked
Debuting in seventh place is what looks terrible winters tail
Makes seven point eight million dollars. We do not have a budget on that
Right along drops from three to six eight point eight million dollars loses 283 theaters, but it's made
116.1 million dollars on a twenty five million dollar budget
So that's made it to money
Debuting in fifth place is the remake of endless love because we needed that
13.4 million dollars sir
We do not have a budget on it that one times day weekends all you get the monument's been dropped from the silver middle to fourth place
Making 15 million dollars forty three point seven million dollars or the 70 million dollar budget this could be
struggling
I do not have a star was official review on that. I'll try to get that for you tomorrow
day viewing in the bronze metal
Because it's
Remake weekend
Robocop makes 21.5 million dollars
But remember it released on Wednesday so your total number is 26.4 million dollars. It's it's quarter the way to budget hundred million dollars
So I've heard good things
As 50% on rotten tomatoes
But my buddy Jim Brego and saw he said he loved it. He said just see it for what it is
Don't try to compare to the original there are commercials
He said there are commercials. Okay, so
Day viewing in the silver metal category
I told you that Kevin Hart did not make history. He is now not
Still that we still do not have an actor who has opened two number one movies within 30 days of each other
Because the remake of about last night day abuse in the silver metal
27 million dollars but you know when you're building your budget's 12.5 you're gonna be okay
Yeah, and winning the weekend again
Losing 29% of its of its money but still makes 48.8 million dollars is the Lego movie
A hundred and twenty nine point one one three million dollars on a sixty million dollar budget
And apparently I found out this week
That man has his own song in it
About to half that budget was pizza and mountain dude. Yeah, yeah, and apparently we are getting a sequel
Not a shock me at all that is coming and I've seen some of the Lego sets. They're releasing for it
Lord looks great
And Rico says he's looking forward to seeing I want to see Robocop
You remember originally I was kind of out on it when I first saw the suit because it was just all black
I thought what kind of lame but then when I saw but they actually gave him the silver and the thing with the eyes
But I'm wondering yeah, I'm wondering in what order is that it does that happen in the film?
Do they settle with the black suit or not?
He said black is the first version. Okay. I think that starts that way and then they just go into the song
Like in the trailer. Have you oh you haven't seen it though? No, I'll got the chance. That you had used your uh
That was just a trailer. Use your contacts in the industry and I already seen it
He ceased up before I do I saw him say I can watch it right here
Allegedly alleged it. I'll let you hold your power cigarette
What exactly are you smoking in that thing?
All right, let's go going this into a couple of geek headlines
Kevin Feeg says that age of old-tron is going to explore black widow's backstory and
A possible spinoff film for her. I'm in. I'm in on that. Scar what your hands in do I really need to see him?
Scar what how you know I can see
I'm saying also
What do you know about this next story sir?
I
Don't have the rent sheet pull the front of my head down. I'll catch what he says. Let me get to it here
There's a documentary coming called Dota Worcke's Dune
This was a guy that tried to do a version of Dune in the early 70s. He had he had caught he had cast Salvatore Dolly
As the villain Dolly was charging him a million dollars an hour
What they called they solve it or do they burn through the entire production budget in less than two weeks
Hahaha
My buddy Jim Briggle was telling me about this now. He can't bet Dolly is the villain or is the conceptual artist?
Oh, he I thought he was cast him in the film is what he had no I thought he was just he was just no it wasn't him
It was somebody else
Because Dolly's not an actor or wasn't an actor. He was an artist. So there was somebody else
He told me that was doing the art and I can't remember who it was and when he said it I was like oh dear
That's gonna be expensive
But they're doing a documentary that's coming out about this debacle and I cannot wait to see it like he was giving me some of this
He said look it up on Wikipedia the Wikipedia page will vaccinate you and I just haven't had time to do it
But I do want to see it
Also
How do you feel for this next thing, Chad?
Again, I don't have the
Oh, no
Ron Howard's gonna direct a live action version of the jungle book come out
No
No, but but Disney's also doing one with John Favro directed
We did this already
Like not all that long ago, and it wasn't and it was it landed with a thud
Is that because they're releasing on blue right now?
I don't know it came out Tuesday
I came out Tuesday
And one of my favorite old old classic Disney animated. I love jungle, but
Leave it alone
Stop messing with it
Stop making your direct videos sequels although there are an occasions where those things turn out okay like one-and-a-half definitely comes to mind
I think the Aladdin sequel was that bad. It was not
Visual I'm to quality-wise the quality of the animation. It looks like a TV show
But the story I thought the story I was good
I mean it wasn't
Robin Williams, but you know what the third one was he actually came back to play the genie in the third one
Because he saw the second one said that wait yeah
Wait wait wait wait wait. We need to write the ship
So strange
That's the extent of my Robin Williams. It's not very good and and in
some – news that will
I'm not ashamed to say
There's no reason that I should've loved this movie as much as I did
There are two movies that I watched recently that I've said I talked about it on the show
show that at the risk of my own masculinity, there's no reason for me to
like this movie as much as I did. One of them was this means war, with Chris
Pine and Tom Hardy and Reese Witherspoon, where are their secret agents and
they're both dating the same girl? Very funny, very enjoyable, and this movie
pitch perfect. There's no reason for me to love this movie as much as I did. I
was scream and laughing at this movie was so fun. And we find out this week,
Brittany Snow has signed on for the sequel, as have Rebel Wilson and Anna Kendrick
who I have an unhealthy crush on right now. Pitch perfect gave me an unhealthy
crush on Anna Kendrick. I'm just gonna say it. I thought you're gonna say Rebel
Wilson. No. Although, I find, I, I, I, I, I've talked about it on the show. One of
my vendors at work. She named her fantasy football team. Don't put me down for
cardio. And if you've seen the movie, you understand what? The original name of
her team was was horizontal running. And again, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I,
every night. Um, and then in more news, that's really not going to make
Chad happy. Chris Pratt, greater actor in talks for the big screen remake of
Knight Rider, it's not that it makes me unhappy. Just I have no interest. And
talks to play kit. Danny, Mick Bride, from Eastbound and
I'd be funny
Be a different take on the car. Yeah, but only if he does it as Kenny Powers. That's the only way I'm it
Do like this, aren't we?
Movie new releases in your movie new release house this coming week
A movie that I I don't know if you're on the fence with this chat or not
I don't remember to your official verdict was when you saw the trailer pump hey
Interested you're interested if for no other reason because you've got John Snow in it
I know how it ends, but he knows nothing or do you John Snow knows nothing
So ready for season 4 came of thrones and again it debuts the same night as Russell Maneon
Also this week the new Kevin Cossner vehicle three days to kill where Amber heard does her best Scarlet Johansson impersonation
I thought she did that in machete kills look at her in this thing
Well, you know, I'm I'm an assassin and I just want to retire and spend time with my family
You can't chat to kill people for three days. Okay
But I'm still gonna take care of my family at the same time so I'm gonna live a double life
Kevin Cossner you are 47 hundred years old
Stop it to saw Liam Neeson doing it and he figured I could do that to tell me that's what but he pre-should have seen him do it the second time
And went yeah, probably not well, he's taken to his terrible. Well now he's gonna do it on a plane
That looks horrible too
Non stop looks just
Not stop flight. Yeah, no, he's called non stop. I thought it was not stop. It's called non stop
I've seen the trailer a bajillion times. Oh, that's what I thought it was called that
In secret this is a movie about forbidden love in the time of Jane Austen pretty much
So there's that
Bear foot now now this movie looks pretty good barefoot
Have you read anything about this chat? No, no, this is I don't want my pull it up
It's basically it's about a young girl who's kind of reclusive and she gets
How can I say this per shoe stolen? No, she's already barefoot, sir
I thought that was called no
Trying to keep that movie out of my memory sir if you don't already fostering her nonsense link which day
Chicken man
And we have a title. Okay, check a man. Oh, no, we already have the title
This episode title is doom
We've already had one call back. No, we have not I'm looking on the screen right now
I'm trying to get to this this movie. I'm sorry. Okay, check a maze of better title
We can give in at your nickname. Okay, so the black sheep son of a wealthy family means a young psychiatric patient who's been raised in isolation for her entire life
Where he takes her home for his brother's wedding
This stars
Brittany Algin who looks she looks I don't think that's she's the title person in this film, but
I'd recognize the leaves and why are there names not listed? The Evan racial wooden Scott speedman
Are in this the trailer looks really really cute
Someone that you could you know take a date to and enjoy and
And not and try to put out your mind that she was engaged to Marilyn Manson
She had a kid with oh
Three dog night. No, no
No, spinning wheels
Jamie Bell I believe right I don't know
And also a documentary called Elaine Strich shoot me. She is the actress that played
Alec Baldwin's mom on 30 rock
Very good actress in a documentary about her and her career, which looks good
DVD and blue ray new releases this week game of throne season three
I'm so ready and two criteria in collections this week
Foreign correspondent, which is an old hitchcock film and the fantastic Mr. Fox
Because the criteria in collection this week
Don says that game of throne's two three and four were the same as WrestleMania season one did not it was on April 17th two weeks after
WrestleMania in a while you would know and so that's why he's the official fact checker of this show sir
Tech corner
Big news comes out today from our friends at Nike
Next year
Get ready for the futuristic Marty McFly self tying shoes
They're releasing their next year
Just like the one not the self tying yeah, they released a style, but right the self tying is coming next year
Because I know they charged out the who off for those a couple years ago
I just love the meme out there that shows Biff and them in the in the future part of back to the future two
It says remember guys next year we have to start dressing like this
Yeah, so is my car starts flying I'll start dressing like that and
I get a hoverboard. Yeah, no, but it's nothing a barbwire where I were talking earlier in April
Hot wheels is going to release their newest replica of the glory in 18 scale. Yeah 18 scale with a hoverboard and it also comes to something else too
So there's that working flex capacity. I did you want to mention anything else about the ps3 versus
ps4 versus Xbox one problems or well, it's it's not really
The problem so much is just a really weak launch line up that they've yet to build on
It's the same thing that the we used been suffering from the last year and a half
But they've got some pretty decent stuff coming up, but I'll then if you're a fan of plants versus zombies
Anybody in here ever played it on there?
I have never been a fan
Okay, do you know okay? Do you know about but you like shooters, right?
Yeah, you like a game like gears of war like a third person over the shoulder perspective kind of you're not you're not it
I'm like a first person only. Yeah, okay modern warfare
I can go either way. I can do I can do that way or the gears of war over there doing
The character gets in my way
site there. Yeah, no, I know it means yeah, I know these two things guys
they're doing a
Plants versus zombies cross over into the shooter genre called garden warfare
This coming out in a couple of weeks that looks hysterical
As I think it comes out like not Tuesday after next
I'm kind of stoked about it. It looks really really fun if you want to gain interest in your product put a couple of games that are going to pill to the mainstream
or to the masses and then make those other games that
Well, this one's going to be made for every platform including the Xbox one in the PS4, but they're also doing it on the 360 in the PS3 as well
They haven't forgotten about those guys yet
And I know that the sequel to Donkey Kong country returns is coming out tropical freeze
In a couple of something you get a Bahama box. I know it does
But it's for the Wii U and it looks
Mind blowing. Wait something is going to be good for the Wii U. Yeah. Yeah, believe it or not. I mean better get your fairs ordered Jesus come in. I know
But it's getting really strong early reviews
I can't believe the epic failure that's been with Wii U. I just it blows my mind
I
Don't know that I've ever seen an Andrew lose it like that
I thought you were about to bust a gasket. All right gentlemen the street lights on the delivery
We end every show with a list of the pendulum swings back to me this week and
Some that I've been thinking about this week are plot holes in films
So I thought I'd do some research and find ten of the biggest film plot holes
But these are from movies. I've seen like there were other ones that came up
But I was like I haven't seen them a week so I can't really speak to it number 10
And some of this will be spoiler alert and some of them if you haven't seen these movies then you deserve a spoiler alert
Embraces are hands
The end
Number one how they get all that ice up there number two how they keep it cold when you live in such a plur
Because he was already reclusive anyway, so he is not like he could carry up because he has his
Okay
That's your plot hole
What you're talking about a guy that was made from a cookie
Some of it I can
But the ice you have a problem with
No, I think the bigger problem was how did you make a guy out of a cookie?
Number nine we go to Air Force one
In the beginning
We're all of the assassins are they're dressed all in black so they can
They can they can attack the plane in the dead of night, but you had white parachutes
They were out of black pairs you deserve to have parasid for groups
You needed that now that was the one that he didn't mumble
Never not thank you Ralph Garwin for supplying me with that comedy
Number eight
We go to another Harrison Ford vehicle Indiana Jones in the last crusade where he has to spell out the name of God
And he hits the one one letter and he falls through
But he holds himself up on two letters that aren't in the solution
That's always bothered
Number seven we go to Gremlins don't feed him after midnight. It's always after midnight somewhere
Are the eggs on local time that always bothered me to another one that's always stuck in micro
Oh, don't says there's a fact check that the hot wheels that will come with Mr. Fusion and the Sport Sports Almanac and the hoverboard
A little bit he went on actual lives
Number six
Signs you know much I hate this film
But why would if if water is what kills the aliens? Why would you come to a planet that's two thirds that?
Very upset about that the multiple things upset me about that film
Shama one how do you can pray?
Number five we go to what some people consider one of the greatest films of all time
That's what I'd just say about it citizen chain never seen it
How do we research his final word when he died alone?
Was somebody tapping the room he said rouse pot?
There was nobody there thought that was like a nurse. It is bedside or something
I don't you don't know
Number four
We go to water world
If paper is a rarity and paper is a commodity why are we changed smoking through the entire film?
Take that tobacco out of that paper and unroll it
Making into a bonfire. I don't care
I
Read that when I was like you know what I never caught that before but it's your absolutely right
Number three and I have a problem with a lot of this in sci-fi
Why is it alien ships are always so user friendly to humans?
Are we targeting anything in in particular?
The independence that's okay. Oh, here's my directions on how to fly this ship that there just happens to be as of
Just a manual stick like in an airplane and it just so happens that you can upload a virus from an apple friggin MacBook
They do the friggin alien mainframe and shut everything down
Okay, we can take some bungee cords to attach a nuclear weapon to a biplane
Without will number two
We go to my leader. Oh, no dark night rises
I thought you were talking about a Kevin Smith. No
Dark night rises had a lot of plot holes in it and I'm gonna give two of them from dark night rises
One is the one that's on the run sheet
How did he get back to Gotham? He had no money?
He was in the middle of nowhere
He crawled out of a hole
crawled out of a hole
Not a lot of clothes in the middle of a desert
And I was back in Gotham city looks great brand new suit
That's my first problem
My second problem if you're bang and you control everything
Shouldn't the one guy you should have underlocking key be low tenant Gordon
And he's running all over the city like no, he's under for me. Oh, here. I am Lieutenant Gordon
I'm the resistance whew. Oh, he was commissioner at that point. What do you mean?
I mean if commissioner never knows at that point
It doesn't matter what he was what matters. He was pretty much the leader of the resistance and you're not worried about capturing it
sky
Was he the leader or was it tell you this wasn't it tell you this plan?
No, she was already with bane at this point
Yeah, but I thought like bane was just carrying out her plan
Tia was pretty much attached to Gordon's hip that whole time. Yeah, but again like didn't she have to kind of
He's blowing stuff up mr. Rectional like didn't you know
You have to keep your focus somewhere else and number one and I will take this to my grave
Super pepper turns
Now let's forget about the fact that we cast them way too young because by the age of that kid
They were what 12 when they had him. I'll go past that
But if Lou Thor makes an entire island out of crypto night he couldn't have gotten within a mile of it
Without dying
Like unless he was tearing the sun on his back
I'm gonna talk about Louis the sun. We're talking about the actual sun
Maybe he was he had like a led shield
That was invisible
It's like he didn't realize that it was made out of crypto night until Luther sucker punched him
Yeah, he looks down. Oh, I'm on crypto night. No
You didn't realize that it was crypto night until you actually
No honorable mention one of the ones I saw that humored me was episode three
How
Obi-Wan had to get the high ground so that he could defeat Anakin and somebody went there wizard's high ground doesn't matter
You can throw stuff in each other
I win Anakin I was like you know what that's a fairman. I'm king of the
That's all I could take of my saw there. Danny any boo boo. There was a couple of them from the matrix
Like did we need that many babies to power the machine
There's some of I was ready to just made me laugh go out there. It just do a Google search on
Movie plot holes and some of the list that people have created are genius some of them
I probably would think we're funnier if I'd seen the movies they were referring to
But these were just some of the ones that I found that I thought we're funny and I thought I would bring to the show
Um
Don says in the matrix and more feasts and it's crew rescued Neo from the matrix. How is it possible that Neo's real self had his ear pierced?
That was one of the ones I found
I still look good movie ruined by two sequels. It's still a good move. It was ruined by the third one the second one was
Okay the third one the second one my problem with the second one is
Well, we know we're doing a third one, so don't solve anything. Yeah, like the first one they weren't
We're expecting to do another one, so it was so well done
The second one was just a commercial for the third one and when the third like we didn't even see the third one in the theater
We did the third one for a Cadillac CTS to fair point and the third one came out
We didn't even go to the theater Chad and I rented it on DVD really and we're disgusted with well no
Because remember though all the way up to the end we were like I don't see what anybody's beef was. Oh, there it is
Like the ending just flushed the whole trilogy down a toilet. I was like, are you? That's how you're gonna end this really?
My ending would have started with the beginning of the first one and make it a fatal loop
The three movies that just go in a loop. Yeah, why not?
This is the film that never really exactly. I'm okay with that
It would have been a lot better than what they did
This is so strong. Starly so badly yet
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