The Clubhouse – Episode 28
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It is Sunday afternoon or evening.
It is 7 o'clock or 7 o'clock on the east coast.
It is 403 on the west coast.
It is the 24th of February in the year of our Lord 2013.
Which means the clubhouse is live on the air.
It is season 3 episode 28 for those of you playing the home game.
Good evening to each and every one of you.
We welcome you individually to matter how you're listening, whether you're right here live with us on you stream.
Whether you're listening on our archive or whether you're listening on your portable device by subscribing through iTunes.
We don't care how you listen.
We're just glad you're here.
My name is Rob.
And I'm the guy that juggles the chainsaw on this show.
Joining me across the desk as he does each and every Sunday night that we're in this studio.
Adorned in his princess bride and credibles mash up t-shirt.
He is chat.
Tell me that's not the coolest t-shirt ever.
I'm not going to say it's the coolest one ever but it's pretty darn cool sir.
It's the coolest one in my wardrobe currently.
I've got a ton of them.
You do not really like this.
You are a teapyre.
I actually found one of their artists on Facebook that a friend of the show Devon Pike knows.
Really?
Yes.
Tell me man.
He needs to go down this road.
And the chanting of your name has already begun in the chat room sir.
Which you are live in the chat room tonight for the first time in the many many many many many movies.
Absolutely so.
Probably got me a nice little hand me down laptop and it's working on my good charm.
Also joining us in the rotating third chair tonight.
It doesn't rotate while you're in just different people within every week.
He is the king of bowling.
I don't.
Sir if it's on the internet it's got to be true.
He is Andrew Beckham.
Well hello and I just cracked open a monster life.
Not a bad life.
Okay.
And that is how the show starts.
There's that.
Let us start with corrections.
First of all thanks to everybody who came out last week for elimination chamber at Fox and Hound.
We will talk about some things about the chamber later in the show during wrestling talk.
We're on the we're on the 7 week layoff until WrestleMania.
We're going to have.
So we're going to be like feen and like nicotine feeds.
Is this the American sleep experiment?
Pretty much.
Yes.
Maybe some interesting thing coming up for WrestleMania that we may try to pull off.
I don't know yet how it's going to work.
Really.
Got some things in the works.
Nothing we're going to discuss on the air tonight.
I was not because it's not it's not official.
But there's some ideas that we've come up with that I want to run up the flag.
Pull and see what happens.
I see.
But I mean outside of incorrect predictions or weren't any corrections that need to be made.
Well.
You said a correction just because especially when Don Ford's in the room.
If we make it in a mistake, he's right there on top.
He is true.
He is actually at a.
A word's night party tonight because you can't say the name of it without having to pay royalties.
So he is at a big movie award show party at a local theater this evening.
Well, considering they're not even calling it that anymore.
Did you see that story?
No.
Save it for movie talk.
I thought that was kind of interesting.
Let's start because it's time.
Give it to me.
Give it to me.
Give it to me.
The NASCAR is officially underway.
The only sport that does their biggest event of the year in the first week.
The Daytona 500 is happened.
It is over.
That's coming.
What happened there?
As soon as I go to look at the screen.
The by screen saver kicked in on this laptop and the screen saver kicks in and locks the computer.
There we go.
I thought you're still be going on by the time we went on air.
Apparently it's over.
So let's give you your top 10 finitures.
In 10th place in the number 36 Chevrolet J.J. Yealy.
NASCAR is reading their websites.
So I got to figure out something to do to find the sponsors now because it's not the same.
They took that off?
Yeah.
I don't know what's going on there.
In ninth place.
Michael McDowell in the number 98 Ford.
Their compatriot.
Who was the number one racer?
I hate using what the other word for that is because it's just way too much.
There's that means two things.
You know what they normally call the person that has the first slot in the.
Okay.
But then it comes in eight.
So respect for the top 10 finitures.
And she led a lot first woman in NASCAR history to have that.
Meaning a lot undergreen flag.
Reagan Smith in seventh, Greg Biffle in sixth.
Ryan and a new minute comes in fifth.
Number in the fourth place slot.
Your current defending NASCAR sprint come champion.
Brad Kathowski.
The bronze medal goes to Mark Morton.
They'll earn hard junior takes the silver medal a day tone of this year.
So starting strong this season, but he doesn't.
Is not able to catch the man who wins the race who led 17 laps of the race.
Five time five time five time five time five time.
Sprink up champion Jimmy Johnson.
We're not going to do points updates because they're going to be exactly the same as the top 10.
Yep.
Because that's the only one race.
So it's not going to get stupid with it.
I believe for the next race because NASCAR apparently doesn't own a map.
I don't know why my thing's running so slow.
They own it, they just don't pay attention to it.
But don't they go like the Phoenix or something next week?
Oh, you got me.
I don't.
I don't keep up with it.
Yeah.
Let's try to do this again because it's dragging.
Here we go.
Oh, for the love.
This website is just nuts.
Probably everybody's on it right now.
Next week we go to Phoenix for the Subway Fresh Fit 500.
The Eliterative Race with you early fresh 5500.
If we'll be in the February winning, we'll I know.
Well, man, so sad.
My five, five, five, five, five, put you area or five you area where we're going to say in the end.
But that'll be next week and that'll be on your local Fox affiliates.
Remember, some of your races will be on Fox.
Some of them will be of course on the S.B.N. as well.
That's all we've got for NASCAR this week because they're just starting the season.
I can't give you anything else.
Give me six races in.
Let's start doing point total.
Go and talk about fresh.
Oh, well, we're going to talk about that a little bit in P.O.I.
Oh, okay.
Oh, so.
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I have at Chad N.P. G.69.
I am at King of Boeing.
Charlotte Parker on Pinterest.
Chad, you didn't look at the changing your Twitter handle?
Hmm.
Were you supposed to do that, sir?
Uh, I'm looking into it.
Okay, all right.
We're going to do a TV talk.
And we're going to start TV talk with a Viacom deos of sorts.
I'm having some serious issues in it.
I've known that since day one.
Well, those are subscriptions, sir.
Not necessarily issues.
Uh, there are kinds.
We have a Viacom deos in the world of television.
A brother of Russell Goblin at Rotten Russ 72's.
And the challenge tonight.
Lou Myers.
Uh, that's not what I'm looking for right there.
Pass us away this week at the age of 76.
Uh, he's a guy that's been like every movie ever.
For his film career spans, uh, his last film was in 2007.
But you would know him from the fighting temptations.
He was homeworks.
He was in the wedding planner.
He was in house still.
I got her groove back.
He was in tin cup.
He was in cob.
Most people know him from the show a different world.
Okay, that's what the game was.
Okay, yeah.
So he will be missed.
Absolutely.
Because I'm a big fan of a different world.
So.
I mean, I know they've got it out in.
I think it's only on DVD.
Okay.
And you and I are both blue right now.
Yeah.
So we're going to go ahead and pick up the pace a little bit here.
I don't know.
This was the song that you were going to go to.
What would you come with?
Hold on.
We're going to go 38 special teacher.
Not as good.
So if you remember the camera in Diaz just in Timber Lake.
Rob Riggle.
Film.
Notice bad teacher that came out last year.
That's one of those.
If it's on cable and I happen to be sitting for the TV.
I might watch it.
I wouldn't mind seeing it.
CBS apparently is developing this into a television series.
Okay.
Wow.
And taking the camera in Diaz role will be an already gainer.
She's in a lot of bit parts and stuff.
I didn't see.
CBS also doing the Beverly Hills cop thing.
Allegedly.
Yeah.
You know about that.
The bad teacher.
Oh yeah.
The Beverly Hills cop thing.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Not the bad teacher.
Oh.
Brandon T. Jackson.
Taking on the Alpachina.
God.
But that teacher.
Really?
We develop bad Santa while we're at it.
Well, I just.
Nothing about that film from the trailers I saw has begged me to be.
Have a television version.
No.
Was there are too many unanswered questions from the film?
Have I said how about you do an answer in the television series?
How about you try a sequel and if that flies, then maybe do a television series.
But still I.
Did that movie do that?
Well, we passed the classroom sitcom era.
The problem.
Did that die would save by the bell probably?
Yeah.
Spend your back.
Spend your back.
Spend your back.
Spend your back.
Spend your back.
Spend your back.
Spend your back.
Spend your back.
Wow.
We have a boy to send to them.
That was deep.
Hey, this is the guy who's too long.
His blog is called Shallow.
We have a replacement for Sharon Osborn on America's Got Talent.
And her name is Melanie Brown.
You might know her at Scary Spice.
Or other people know her as one of Eddie Murphy's Baby Moments.
Nothing on that.
Nothing at all.
So let it sit.
I never really have watched that show.
Congratulations to Kerry Russell and the cast of the Americans as ethics renews them for
a second season.
Has anybody?
I mean, I know Charlotte watches it, right?
Charlotte was the person I know that watched it.
I have a recording about it.
I haven't watched it yet.
You're like me with American Horror Story.
I'm pumped about it.
Did you finish up American Horror Story?
I got like halfway through it.
Still, still interested.
Yeah.
Okay.
Yeah.
They took a left turn on you.
All right.
So we since we didn't have a show last week.
We didn't get to talk about who you're upcoming SNL hostess for this coming week.
March the second.
First of all, I watched the beaver episode last night.
If you follow me on Get glue.
I think I said it best.
What I said.
Did the executives of this show look at the target demographic for this show and go?
Just in beaver.
Not funny.
I mean, I tried to look at it objectively.
Like Bruno Mars.
I thought it was great on that show.
Beaver.
The only thing that I thought that that absolutely slayed me was they did a sketch where
Sudakus was his head of security.
And so they'd hired 12 beaver decoys.
I'm just basically the whole cast dressed just like him.
And he goes, look at these three.
They're black.
They're not even trying.
And Sudakus goes, same could be said to you.
Oh boy.
And just run on.
I was like greatest moment ever.
Just deadpan moved on, sticking move.
Kudos for beaver for letting that thing fly too.
It's like, you know what?
He's right.
Which bright.
But this Saturday.
Kevin Hart will host Saturday.
Oh, dear Lord.
I am ready for this episode.
And the next week, March the night.
For the third time this year, you're going to have the same hope.
The same host and musical guest joining the five time club just in Timberlake.
I'm ready for that.
So you're much required viewing at that point.
And then the following week after that, he's going to be the musical guest on Jimmy Fallon
for the all the entire week.
Getting ready for.
Getting ready for the release of his.
For the release of his brand new album, the 2020 experience.
And I and I will.
I'm putting this out there right now.
I'm in on this album.
The new one.
Yeah.
I have three tries to see.
Did I tell you though?
Yeah.
If you don't put go put any expectations on this album.
Because I've heard three tracks.
What you hear right now is not what you're getting.
I know.
Just judging by his Grammy performance alone.
And he went very.
He's almost gone Sinatra with it.
And I'm digging it sir.
I'm done.
I am digging it.
Dude.
It's good.
It's a jazzy at the Grammys.
Okay.
Put that.
Put that on the back burner because that's going to come up.
We are talking about that.
Okay.
Did I read the one sheet?
No.
I just put it in front of me and I'm just kind of kind of like to be organic.
So to speak.
I don't like to do it.
Fox is developing a sleepy hollow series.
Speaking of things that apparently didn't have enough questions.
Where, uh, Ikebod Cring is going to team with a female share up to investigate various
mysteries.
So this is a colonial expiles.
I get the Kati Jones is going to be playing Crane's wife.
Crane has not been cast.
But he detects you transfer to sleepy hollow to work with them.
We'll be played by.
And this is not facetious.
The great Orlando Jones.
I like him.
I just don't know about this thing.
I don't need her.
I don't think there's an audience for this.
In the.
Hey, bar bar is doing.
It's good to see you sir.
Even in sir.
Some of the.
There is hope for the human race yet department.
That bar bar.
Why are you on the show?
Well, there's that.
But this next story.
Oh, okay.
Paris Hilton's appearance fees have dropped as low as 67% in recent months.
Now granted.
She's still getting $250,000.
The show up at a birthday party in like Tahoe.
Parking high.
Brune.
Some spare about that too much money.
And cares about 90 celebrities.
Actually, she would have been the odds wouldn't choose.
His definition of celebrity is very, very, very loose.
Literally and figuratively.
Oh, I'm sorry to that.
Yes.
No more.
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I'm on to the board with this. I think this is kind of an e-consat should we recap a little bit on
Ad for those it don't know. We have way too much content in the show. I mean, I got a lot of TV to watch tonight
But we'll say that for when we have the third horseman in the studio. Good point. Talk about that
It was just got come back from a trip
So Doc welcome back from Utah from Mormon country as he probably is going back to another ski trip in two weeks or something
That's what he was doing up there with skiing. Yeah, wow. He's a he's a skiing person
Not me so much. I tried it once and it wasn't for me
So I'm on board with this thing
So let's talk about sweeps
So for those of you that don't know what sweeps is sweeps happens three times a year
February, May and November and a lot of people forget about February sweeps because we've just come off November
And there's still kind of deal with that, but what the sweeps are is are the time of year where you'll notice that the
The networks tend to bring out their big gun episodes or guests are heavily laden episodes to try to garner ratings to
Basically we got bragging rights. Yeah, that's where you're on a very special episode a lot of order s-v-u
NVC
Tell it's a fifth in February sweeps, which you think about it. There's only four major networks about to say
Oh, if you can't see w5, but the problem is
The network that ranked ahead of them was univision
Which is that don't they? Oh, yeah, yeah
They're part of the universal conglomerate. Yeah, yeah, I was like you got to be kidding me
What showed is NBC have like outside of the office in person Rick what should I watch the SVU?
I enjoy that very very much and I'm a weekly watcher
Smash and that's all fun about my wife enjoys
1600 pen is very funny. Oh, that's true. That's a decent show
I haven't watched this past week's episode, but I have been enjoying it. Yeah, SNL
See I never watch I never watch it on live TV. I don't think is there anything else like what's I do
So I don't know these things. I think I want you anything else on NBC, but I think that's still counts
What's that? I don't think I don't know. I don't see how it could
Well, that's gonna actually come up something of it's it looks gonna come up later as well
Congratulations to HBO
For these sales of game of thrones season two, which in its first week
So 241,000 copies. I'm not surprised. Oh, so I'm ready for each Sunday
Ready
Which is up 44% over season one and digital downloads topped 355,000
Which is up a hundred and 12% so congratulations HBO and as a side note
Okay, Russell says Betty whites off their rockers is also on the NBC. So there's that which is pumped with octogenarians
It's a really weird concept, but it gets ratings. Yeah, I got a second season
I want to say on a side note
There's a lady I'm friends with on Facebook and her niece is going to a con this year and
She picked up a wig for it and it's she took a picture of herself with this girl on the wig
I think you've seen it. No, I have it and
People are going oh she looks very angelic and I went
If she's going game of thrones with this thing well-pluckers with the wig
She looks just like the dragon queen. I mean dead on really I was just like
Holy crap because I showed it to David resows a day. Here goes. Is that the chick? I'm like no, it's not her
This is a girl these like dude. She looks just like her. I mean, it's dead on wow dead on I was impressed
Are we gonna have a little bit of major league baseball talk because we are your one-stop shop for all things sports and entertainment
Because we had to talk about this
We are a we are worldwide on the internet and the interwebs
But we are a Dallas Fort Worth based show
Josh Hamilton who just can't seem to keep us mouth shut
Refers the Dallas Fort Worth Metroplex as not a baseball town
Now
Gentlemen do not look at the next bullet point because I will pose this to you. Do you agree or disagree
Technically the FW is not a town
Well, he said the Metroplex technically I mean the area. Okay
I'll let that slide
Because if we're being honest the angels don't play that way
If we're being honest, yes, we all know what sport this town is all about. It's football town
Absolutely and it's a fair weather everything. Yes, everything because really
Do our crack research staff who are people that I've watched on ESPN
um
If you take last year's attendance out of it
In the last eight years the Rangers attendance was never higher than 14th in the league wow and as low as
19 in the league
Those don't really count because there are teams like Mill walking and like Montreal like and
But there's no one but so there's only what in the four of the teams
The numbers don't lie. I mean how many teams are in major league baseball like 30?
Yeah
You're in the lower echelon at that point and that's not good for our team
And then went to this world series two years in our world last year
What did they say take last year out of it because you had the hangover from the first world series in attendance so they were like top six or top seven
Last year because of that but like like Andrew said it works into that fair weather thing
There's no like winning history here. That's why the culture of winning is you always put it wrong
The culture of winning two paraphrase our senior hall
When he used to talk about the clippers
I remember a time where you could walk up to the box office and sit on the baseline of the Ranger game
And they might ask you to play
Yeah, you know
I love the ballpark in our Wellington
I think it's it there's a reason they call it the temple. It's a gorgeous
I don't care who they're playing because I'm not a Ranger fan
I don't care if they win or lose if somebody gives me a Rangers ticket. I'm going. Yeah. Yeah. I love that ballpark
You get me a super nacho and a big old diet cooking it's on
He said I love that place always have always will
I also come from a place where we played baseball in a football stadium
But
I'll say I'd rather go to a refrient
Ownership. I do enjoy that first go refrient
Well, confirmed. They just brought plug in
Yeah, but that's kind of a weird thing to me
We'll see how that plays out though. I'm I'm intrigued by that, but that's how we get into the ambassador
That's how we get people and Dallas interested about their local sports. We have to bring in
He's bringing in all but yeah, yeah, we bring in otherwise in a bowl
Yeah, yeah
The ambassador of fun really
What like what Calvin Hill for the Cowboys a few years back? Yeah, like you just said whole for the you know who he was for
Cowboys
They brought in for the maves on a simmer because I know they've done condo black men probably
Or dairy carpard
Yeah, they've all done it every one of them have done it
I'm more not the only town guilty of that no still yeah, but all for the major franchises have done that
But spring training underway some of the spring training had to be
Especially in Arizona had to be suspended because they got like a foot of snow
I don't know where I believe they don't call it surprise for nothing
But let's move on along and do a segment on this show. We'd like to call person of interest or P.O.I
What we do in this segment is we take a person or an entity and we debate their greatness or lack their of
Dependium does swing to me, but I'm going to defer to chat on this because he he and I talked earlier today
And he had a great idea for P.O.I and if you know me, I'm always gonna give credit for credit to do
Thank you, so do you want to take this or do you want me to take this?
Well, I mean, let's just open up the floor. I mean, you know, okay, so we want to refer to
Saturday's NASCAR race than the nationwide series race what spurred this whole thing up where of course, you know
People make the jokes you watch NASCAR for the wrecks
However
This wreck
Injured what they're saying dozens there's a couple of people in ICU right now
30 people I think is whatever add so that's almost that's two and a half dozen
If my public school math serves me
So the question came up of
Legal liability versus moral liability and
You look at and the the example that Chad gave me on the phone was the the local fireman at the Ranger game
Was it two years ago now? Yeah, I believe so yeah, who who tried to go for a foul ball fell off the top
Level and then fell to his untimely demise and the Rangers paid for the funeral
I believe I'm not sure on that but I see they were some kind of involvement about the or you look at the the theater company in a rural Colorado
Right owned by cinema who offered to pay for the funerals for the victims although most of them said no
Why is there's 28 injured 14 in the hospital?
Or the NASCAR thing
But here's my thing and and I told you I have a very stern opinion on this which I do
Look at your ticket I was hoping you'd say your ticket says that you assume responsibility for where you are
So legally there is no liability in this case on NASCAR right
Russell saying one of them was from from Denton County right here at barbar saying most people have been released
um
And I don't want to sound like I'm cold and call it and neither did I when you when you look at the facts of it now
I agree that there there is a moral obligation on a certain level
From a poll a P R stand
But people
People don't shouldn't expect that right now we would love it if we lived in a world full of good summaries
But HBO didn't entire documentary last year about frivolous lawsuits which I thought was amazing
And if you haven't seen it you need to
Yeah, I need especially after this topic. It's like an hour and 45 long and they deal with the whole
guy that sued McDonald's because he didn't say the coffee was hot of a cup. They actually deal with that case
There is I wouldn't say it's a moral obligation or a moral liability to me
It's just decent human respect right is what it is don't do it because you're forced to do it because you feel like it's the right thing to do
And it is the right thing to do
But you should not be guaranteed any sort of pain and suffering compensation
If they want to step in and take take care of the lead of the of the
Hospital bills
Okay, now barbed wire who's one of our NASCAR of course pondances in the room
Why her has there been any statement by NASCAR
Of of anything from them. He says he says they will do something for the families. He's sure
But I guess though nothing official has been said and if I'm not mistaken this happened
Within the last few years if not at Daytona
We're up cuff like a wheel and find up into the stand what happened yesterday. Like like serious damage was done
The last time this happened
I mean if it wasn't a Daytona it was definitely out of NASCAR race
though the way I look at it and it's probably NASCAR more than just about any other public event outside of maybe hockey
Monster trucks the
Any anything anything anything
Yeah, anything where vehicles are involved in amongst crowds of people
Anything can happen and well, what what do they say?
You know when you go to a WWE event if you sit down low
You are assuming responsive building. Yeah. Yeah, you're in a public place where it anything can happen and it just might
Exactly and you take the risk you accept the risk when you walk into that building
Nobody held the gun to your head and forced you into that chair wire said it was in Talladega a couple of years. Okay
I remember what you were talking about but I couldn't remember when I wear but air shows is another one. Yeah. Oh God. Yeah. Oh
I just
I wish we lived in a perfect world
But as Hughie Lewis once said ain't no living in a perfect world because ain't no perfect world anyway great song by the way
um
In a perfect world we wouldn't have to worry about things like disclaimers or release forms
But there's so many people that want to take advantage of that
That a moral ob like a moral it's the obligation but good Samaritanism
Whether it is an ob it's turned it's turned it's turned it's turned it's turned it
We become such a jaded society that it turns into oh, it's just a PR move. Yeah
You know um
Wire says that the one in Talladega that they broke a woman's jaw she got lifetime tickets for that race
Just for that race
She's not gonna travel over the country
I mean I respect that. I mean outside of pure negligence on the venues the part
It's the driver's fault really because
Drivers get mad at each other out there. I mean it's racing. Yeah, Robin's racing
I mean if you're sitting in the stands and the stands and plus you got a chance to meet with Carl Edwards whose car is the one that wrap
Okay, you know if if the stands collapse then maybe you have a case again which we've seen which we have seen
And most cases in European soccer stadiums it happens and I was having a question here about the
soccer match where they had to ban the fans from the stadium and they were still chucking like
Some torches attached to parachutes like up over the wall on the outside. It sounds like a Tuesday
That opening day
Well, I went to a woke up event in Italy and I was terrified. I just I call me an idealist
But I still like to think
That there's good in the world. I still like to think that there are people out there that do this for the right reasons
And so you know what this happened to this person. Let's take care of him and that it's not a PR
The problem is if you choose not to
It becomes a PR nightmare. Yeah, okay, and you know, they say Chevrolet is not dead. It's just resting very quietly
Yeah, this would also wipe it. Yeah, yeah, you don't have a rug big enough to cover
No, I was a good conversation. I enjoyed this this does dialogue. I enjoyed this very very much
I figured if you have an idea for a for a P.O. I let us know
But in the room email it to exactly put on the Twitter page
I would say rob it to clubhousepodcast.com
But for some reason it's not working. I'm trying I've been working with GoDaddy to try to figure this out
For the for the ban website
Like a tar player's email is forwarding to his but mine is not forwarding to mine
Okay, and I'm the web master which makes no sense at all. It's the web master. What else to
All right, let's move on to music talk because we are your one stop shop for all things sports and entertainment
Another couple of Viacone dioses this week
Monday we had I but this was reported in self Friday, but apparently happened on Monday
The death of Otis Damon Harris at 62 had a 14-year battle with prostate cancer
One of the members of the temptations
They put Damon in quotation marks because his real name is Otis, but there was already an Otis in the temptations
Really so they called him Damon
Join the join the group at the age of like 17 or something crazy here in the early 70s
You put it you put the words Motown in front of anything you already have my intention
Especially this song this could be one of my favorite favorite songs ever written right here
Didn't one of your leaders do a cover of this? Yes, he did one of your leaders too
One of my leaders covered this
George Michael did a cover of this and he mashed it up with steel skillor
That's what I was talking about. Mm-hmm. Oh, but okay, I should say that
Okay, let's not check you were a fan of that guy too
Who
Apparently Jeremy's listening to us right now. He's having some problem getting the chat room. Yeah, Jules that you can't log in
Okay, so Jeremy there's your answer
Apparently Jules is having problems logging we got some people logged in
So just keep trying my friend
Gosh, I love this song log is intro in the history of ever
They haven't sung a word yet and we're a minute and a half yet
I'm just what is the longest intro ever. You know what that may be a top 10 list. I was gonna look that up
I'm just just in a no, this isn't a because I know stairways got a forever long
Oh, no stairway
night
And then another Viacone deos
Does a member of this lady's family
Cleo de stables dies at 78 on Thursday
Member of the famous staples singer the eldest sibling
Okay, I'm not gonna I should not be ashamed of it. I've never heard of the staples singers. I'll take you there
You know where the song I'll take you there. Oh, okay. Yeah, the staples okay
Mavis and her sister Mavis worked with Prince quite a bit actually I was actually gonna use some of her weird fready
Brage on sight of not to just to spare you. Cleo de what on it though, right, but he's not on this either
I don't have any staples in yourself oddly enough. You can phone melody cool up there
I'd be dubby please. This is this is from her latest album came out last year called you are not alone
Maybe well, okay. Did you watch the Grammys? No. Oh, correct. Oh, that's right
She was obviously was whenever they did the entire kind of get weird there. Yeah, I did
The name maybe it's a it sounds familiar like from conversations that we've had like here and you talking about Prince
By the way real quick Grammy talk great show. Yeah, Kudos to the Grammys really thought it was a great show
I really truly did and I really didn't have a horse in a race although my my leader was there and could not be more
Interested in his it is this is bitch. He was kind of I've I even liked the
The the yellow cool J track at the end
Yeah, I thought that was a good song
I moved on this with this show last week songs the albums called authentic hip hop
Don't doubt it from that. Yeah, yeah, this is true, but I do wonder though. Why do all of our pop stars have to look like hobos?
Like I don't mind mumford and sons. I don't mind the luminere's and I get the whole folk rock thing, but
Can somebody get a pair of shoes
I'm just
All of your belongings and a fold it up napkin on the end of a stick. What's up on here?
What makes it easy travel you don't have to make a they're gonna make a hit single out of a ring
Jimmy Grasso brings up the probably the other biggest staple explain us on respect yourself, which
Two different hip hop artists
Sample salt and pepper did a version and and WN
Yeah, and sampled that didn't Bruce will let's do it on the return of Bruno we don't count that
We don't talk
so because this story won't go away
Is it a story we want to go away?
Fits your cut bait is what this story should be called
Robert plant is now saying
He is open to a Zeppelin reunion next year. He says I got nothing going on in 2014
I guess him and Allison Kraus are done touring for the 90th time
And apparently I read an interesting story this week when they were talking to Jason bottom
He was John bottom son and a great drummer in his own right apparently that three of them
We're gonna try to do this with a different singer
And they auditioned two different singers one of whom being Steven Tyler oh dear god and they is like and there was a not I can't really do the other person was but they said it just never materialized
That would be a beat down
There's only one way this works and it's with
Jones plant and page and then bottoms kid
If you don't have all four of those guys involved with this, it doesn't happen. I don't care who you are
I figured they go back to talk about cover daily
Even with cover daily, it's not the same
Or the what's the lead singer for wolf mother that guy but still at the same no, it's not the same
But if you don't want those four guys in a arena near me
I will go that that book that in an arena yet near you not bloody likely
You don't think the player did the police play here. Yeah, it was Genesis that didn't play
It was Genesis it didn't play here. Okay, Genesis. I don't think got south of the Mason Dixon line
Yeah, which I'm afraid that's what would happen here
I think their tour schedule will be so limited with R.B. New York L.A. Maybe Chicago
They didn't have to do at least one tax
Jerry Jones is smart enough to get that here
Actually, but you know if you're a zeppon
You go you better fix some stuff. Oh, yeah, because that building is so not acoustic
We sound I talked about that. I've been to concerts there. Oh, you've been there. Yeah, I mean yours was more orchestral
Yeah, there was a lot of vocal involved
Yeah, like I did all the thing
Lonnie was at you two said the acoustics were terrible. I was a star watch thing. Oh, yeah, yeah
Lonnie was there for what happened there?
For you two and said it was bad couldn't understand anything was being said
Gen was there. I never did ask her how I would sound it for her when she was there for the country show that she went back to on her birthday
We didn't go
This happens I'm in
Those Jesus, I'm never going to take a to see Phil Collins
Michael Jackson's son Prince Michael Jackson
Which no Chad did not name that child
Is going to be a correspondent for entertainment tonight
That's all I have to say about that
into what how did we get there? I don't know
I don't understand that because blue ivy's not old enough yet
Just say I think it pairs with you before Prince Wood
Congratulations to the Fergi and the Josh du smell apparently they are expecting the rumors have been circulating for a couple of weeks
They verified it this week
So this next this next story is very strange
VH1 is doing a TLC biopic
And to play left eye
God bless your soul, Lisa Lopes will be rapper a little mama
Who she's never heard of kids with the clothes in the hair
But
As you if you listen to the show you know my big Bob and Tom fans
They have now started a new game called Bob are called Tom Bingo
And so they formed all of Tom's buzz phrases
And so every time he says when you get to check something off in your bingo card and there was a concept that Tom came up with that
I'd completely forgotten about
He says he refuses to deal with anybody with the name a little
Because I don't care like if Jesus came back and he came back as little Jesus I wouldn't go see
They little John actually showed up on an episode of ridiculousness and his shining moment was on
What was that show that
Little John yeah, he showed up on mind of Minceia
They're doing a Robin Hood thing
It was a close-up on him playing robodies like an actual call you little John and it was a little John
That's his shining moment for me. Oh, no, he had his a day in the lap of little John what Dave Chappelle was about his goodness
It got everybody that was always that show was a lot of that a greatness
But deer deck asked him to know you the original little rapper. He goes you know, you like you
preceded little waiting was well, I'm older than little Wayne, so I guess so
But also another R&B artist Kiki Palmer is going to play chili and
T-bos will be played by a Drew Sedora
Who I am currently she was in step-up
She was also in wild hogs white chicks and DMX has never died alone
All-screen classics
Ignored by the academy. I'll believe this one. I see it because V-A twin was also supposedly working on a vanity six biopic and that never happened
Shocking it is being directed by a Charles Stone the third
Who has directed
Such cinematic classics
As paid in full
Mr. 3000 with Bernie Mac
And and and the very first movie that they've had him known for is
Called drum line with Nick Cannon
But apparently according to IMDB it will be called crazy sexy cool, which was their biggest album
He's directed Lincoln Heights
Which is that movie with Terrence Howard
He's a row. He's directed a bunch of the episodes of Friday night lights the series
Yeah, to say it was drum line
Start in the aforementioned Orlando job
He played the band record
In news that might interest Chad
Current hip-hop darling who was a low-light of the Grammys by the way Frank Ocean what the heck was that?
He's a guy that did the force comes on. I wouldn't even think that didn't make any sense at all
First girl when you ran out of time and nothing rhymes in his song, but for scum
Like it was horrible, geez
Am I that out of touch? I guess so, but apparently he says he has 10 or 11 songs done for another album
Including a collaboration with Martin Gorg the original story is pretty that was a
Depesh mode collaboration, but
Dave Gahan is saying it was just with Martin Gorg. Yeah, they got a new album drop in next month
Do they called Delta Machine DM DM
They have a new song called heaven that they've already got a video for up on vivo
Wow, I am in on this
I think comes up March 25th and they've already got a three after the timbre like I think so and I've already got a two or three to twenty six
Okay, that would be Tuesday and they've got a tour schedule up. It's just covering
European dates. I want to say there's a want to say through mid to late July
So no U.S. dates yet from the Depesh mode Delta Machine tour
Lady Gaga has to cancel 21 shows for hip surgery
Yes, you won't be doing splits in her high heels. They're estimating her losses being in about 30 million dollars
God wow for having to cancel these shows because they're refining all the tickets plus merchandise and all that
She was like just here like a couple weeks ago, too. Yeah, I was like yeah, it was very very recently
Very excited about this next news food fighters back in the studio next week
Yeah
Very excited didn't food fighters fans Russell saying that Kelly Pickler and why no not our rumor to be on your new series
New season of dancing with the stars
Kelly Pickler interesting. How you doing? Why don't you see it yikes? Why not but it's thank you very
Have you seen this deal about Britney Spears is
Rider not riders, but
What her people are imposing on her for this Vegas residency that she's gonna be paid a hundred million dollars for one year for no
They're putting her a complete lockdown. She's not allowed to gamble
Her money is being carefully monitored. She is not allowed to have unauthorized people in her hotel suite
She even has a curfew on this thing. So what can she do besides breathe air
More hers perform have dinner back to the suite
Which for her that's not necessarily a bad thing sir. Oh, I'm saying how she gonna do it for one year
It might be the best thing for yeah, but I don't see how how how are they gonna make her do that one word detox
And then I'm not talking about the doctor gray album that we'll never see them by the day
And other Vegas news that chat will be excited about
Surt day so they finally announced is that in May Michael Jackson immortal will take its residency at
At the palm no, I was liking no, it's it's a completely different show really
Not immortal was it's not even called immortal anymore
Let me look it up
Actually read this story yesterday
So the show that we missed will never be able to see I guess not unless they released it on DVD
But they have yet to release love just that that little bio film about it
What is this thing called but while you're looking that up we do have a stadium to or this this summer that
Chattiluted to earlier Jay-Z and Justin Timberlake are doing a stadium to or this summer
It's gonna be huge oh yeah, but it's not it's not gonna play cowboys
I'm not surprised it's not scheduled for cowboys say them like are you out of your mind when you're in it when you own a team
It's like in Jersey or New York wherever it is you're not gonna go to Dallas
Why would you it's like a huge step down with that capacity
Like you're saying earlier bad acoustics. Yeah, yeah, that would probably completely
I would there but they're doing they're doing are doing arenas in like
Edmonton so it's really found it found it found it go ahead sir. It's Michael Jackson one
It's not called Michael Jackson shumong nope premieres in Vegas on June 29
But it may was what I read yeah
We'll get his residency at the Manila Bay resort. Let's be the main light bay now, too. I'm my fashore way off
The baby watch websites more trustworthy
I'm going with what he's got now because I read this like two or three days ago
But no cowboys say you're for Jay-Z and Justin Timberlake
Although I'm not a big Beyonce fan but I like the name of her tour. It's the missus Carter tour
The missus
Wow
Her documentary debuted last weekend. I didn't watch it. Oh boy. Do I look what documentary?
Exactly. I love this artwork. They've got this one sheet. They've got for Michael Jackson one turn on
So I can see it sir. Wow for the first time alone. I had to tell him to show me something on a screen
They go there grace
You're really not good at this
Oh very nice. It's uh the one she is Michael Jackson holding that holding the fedora down is kind of an artwork kind of a thing
Very joker ass. Uh with Khalifa and Amber Rose welcome the sun Sebastian Taylor Tom is with a Z in the world moving on
We are told that there's a new album coming next year from these guys
Pearl Jam brand new album next year
Which they're calling experimental hasn't every album since versus been experimental
What I was I was not a fan of my topology. Is there an overrunner and how many words you're actually able to understand a 16?
Okay
Under
Sounds like an Indian ring right
Before there was Scott's app
There was thank you Eddie Veter. That's my one of my favorite parts of the doy cock story. Thank you Eddie Veter
Have you heard about this MC Hammer incident?
Let me get through the rest of these and we'll get we'll come to it because I read something about it today and I kind of skipped over it
Did you hear about the Morrissey story
No Morrissey was trying to he's playing the staple center very soon
He was trying to demand that the entire show be vegan so that the McDonald's and the staple center would have to close for the night of the show
The staple centers give me a break the staple centers responded and said and no
Our McDonald's stays open for every
Every show that we do every event. It's in our contract. We can't do that. He's don't fight
Then he won't play the staple set exactly
Like my I said okay, let me explain something you sir you to realize your name your moracy you have me relevant in how many years
Be glad that we even booked you here
What a fool
And September we have a brand new Elton John album coming out
I'm a fan
I'm good at this I have a wear
As long as it's not with the doody was singing with it the y'all have the Grammys that was other lowlight for me. Yeah
Didn't really care for that
Let's start going with the I'm see hammer story well a parent of 53 seconds. He's been arrested in Dublin, California
yesterday
For obstructing and resisting a police officer, but he is claiming
He was a victim of racial profiling
That doesn't exist M.C. Hammer victim of racial profiling but but you know why
You know why he'll continue fighting that lawsuit
There's nothing else to do because he's too legit
Duck with I yeah
I couldn't resist I apologize all our fan
He actually
He actually says here
Chubby Elvis looking dude was tapping on my car window
I rolled it down and he said are you on parole or probation?
Just
But you know this is to me this is this is
Continued karma on MC Hammer
Number one for the album the funky headhunter
Number two for on that album saying run DMC had been dead since 89 yeah and number three for that horrible VH1 biopic
I
Don't care who you are you didn't play a basketball game with two pock and he wanted to get out of a game
Okay, he says while he was hand handing him his ID
The guy I regioned to his car and tried to pull me out but forgot he was on a steady donut diet
Not helping your case here much dude. Well, that makes a cop to legit to sit
Russell says can't arrest me
You you don't understand this is late night talk show fodder
And really
It wasn't like there was that many guys with pants that big walking around
I had to know who he was
Music new releases this week a solo album from the lead singer of this man
I
Credit Brett Michaels
With what I am now dubbing dick clerk disease
Oh, god his last two years in this planet evil age 150 years
Because Brett Michaels has
For everything that dudes been through has aged very well. Yeah, that's what I've said about motley crew
Like the one guy that's been the cleanest of the four which is still kind of like saying that you're you know
You came you came in third and a beauty contest of two
It's the one that looks to work Nick Mars looks terrible. Yeah, he looks like he had
He's been he was the cleanest of the four
I don't like his if you don't protect that's the one that gets hurt the worst one
No, he's had like a degenerative tone disease as he was like 14
Brett Michaels releases good songs and great friends
Something tells me this is gonna be a couple out of them just saying
I'll look it up
Harrison Rodney Crowell
A little bit of the old little bit of the new release old yellow moon another one of Chad's favorite bands if I remember quite
Would you fake families guys came at the end? No worry about you work
Release K U N S T I'm just gonna spell it because if I try to say it it's just not gonna work
Is it like here's thin and here's thin done? Yeah
She's the newly Twitter handle
Christian artist plum releases her brand new album need you now
And that was me again
I have to really have to pay more attention. Your gas is going musical. This is like the fourth week in a row in the studio that that's happened
And a band who as a member who was once married to Trisha year with the mavericks
Release in time and it will probably create more revenue than the Dallas maverages
Well, sure
Yeah, we got people like what long
Okay
Speaking of the NBA, let's talk about the NBA
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Who I know who's doing this album with red Michael
Do we just have just do yeah
Loreta Lynn
Jimmy Buffett
Edwin McCain
Miley Cyrus
And spread a go Michael Anthony Ace Freely
Phil Colin
Gary Rossington Peter keys and Ricky Medlar from Leonard Skinner
Leslie West from Mountain
Characters redic from bowling for soup
Bobby cabs from 38 special Joe Perry and CC develop but is it all covers it?
They don't have a track this thing, but he's that's the good friends part
What a song, though
It'll be on like bh1 behind the album or something in three months
Can't find a track. Let's talk it NBA
Trade deadline was Thursday
No major moves
There were rumors of Kevin Garnette going to the clippers that did not happen
They already have a power forward
They're he's gonna retire itself. It's gonna be honest
I
The two trades that I saw
JJ Redic Gustavo IA on an ish Smith from Orlando go to Milwaukee for Tobias Harris
Bino Eudry and Doran Lamb. I know one of those people
That's only because JJ Redic went to Duke
That's all just for a pinch drink and also Jordan Crawford goes to Boston and
Washington gets Leandro Barbosa wasn't being part of the Caribbean and
Jason Collins close
I am just the pardon master tonight, am I not oh?
Have a track list
Is it all covers well there's some covers and some remakes of poison songs
Same difference
I'll sweet home Alabama's on here Margaritaville. Oh, why are we supposed to be like Lionel Richie's last album?
No, it's not gonna be nearly that good
Yeah, because Tennessee was awesome
What oh
It's called it's called Tuskegee. Just keep eating. It's a T-word
Okay, they both have a bunch of ease in them
Say it was I think
It's a lot of the same
I'll start weak in how much coverage did you guys watch a lot of zero? Yeah, no, I watched a little bit of high-footage
First of all kill this lamb duck contest did this put a bullet in this thing
They've ruined it. I try to oh we're gonna develop young players
But here's my I don't mind that put the bullet you want to see other me what bothers me is when it takes the guy
19 times to pull off the dunk you don't get it the first try you don't get another shot
Exactly and the guy the guy they win by the time you do make it yeah by the time you do make it
It's there's no surprise to it. Yeah everybody's like thank God that's over with
There was I watch a highlight and there was one guy that missed like seven times on the eight time you made it and they gave him like a perfect score
The old no the only thing about this that I watched it was
The combat that Kevin Hart made about Gettys
What did he say you didn't hear about it?
Apparently the
Apparently that I'm for
Barkley was talking about how during the game he used to store and this is getting kind of gross
He would store Vaseline in his navel and wedge his lips down with the Vaseline stored in his
Not tears too. Yeah, so they they show him like lifting up her shirt and Kevin Hart freaking out
And he starts cracking on Kenny Smith. Kenny Smith was like making jokes about his eye the whole time
Oh man. Movesy Boats hours over you. Yeah, yeah, and they never heard that before
He goes kidding you know just be careful because if you smile too fast your lips are gonna bleed
If you are anything bought a comedian don't ever cross a community
Yeah, this is what they do for a living
I'll pull it up for you when we're up here a bit shack was late. It's all that was coming out. Shack was
A bracelet was
I watched that video like just a visual of that
But they actually showed up and I remember a results and I showed when they said at the elimination chamber last week
And a picture of like the the smallest guys ever
Spud web mugs people and like
Kevin's navel though. Yeah, I know yeah, but yeah, they photoshopped
They photoshopped Kevin Hart. I thought I photoshopped Kevin Hart into this picture with mugs and he's like I didn't see that
You are no clue
You don't you it's crazy
Wow, he went off the
But you same vaulted dunk. He said if he said he couldn't ball, but he could dunk and he did dunk
Boy, it took like four to two
We get up there. Are you gonna count it really?
What right this was it this was a game that Justin LeBron think this is a game that Justin Bieber was the MVP of two years ago
Okay, there's no value to this game and he crossed over common
Take that back Chicago common
I like common too. I think he just but it happened Bieber people. Yeah, that's true
You probably look at the game. It's like just go dude. Yeah, I don't want to get too close
Close one you, but I can close on you with my knee just fitting
Commissioner David Stern says he wants HGH testing to happen by the start of next season
He says they are close to this happening
Make it happen like I don't know a decade too late, right? But it's okay
What was basketball ever caught up to the rest of sports?
Yeah, sure you know that you know that you know the pecking order. It's baseball football hockey basket ball
That's the way that you know
Yeah, but I'm not so sure that hockey's ahead of basketball anymore
Well, not after this story. Not after this strike
I don't want to watch one minute of hockey. Well, but you also got to remember the man's of one championship since the stars have
Oh, they kind of that kind of puts them ahead of a lot of the whole the whole dirt thing is kind of wearing on people
I think dude. There's Tampa Bay lightning. He wins and now it's on the
Yeah, the LA keys want a championship
Your standing
In the eastern conference at Lannick Division Tarantos still 10 games below 500
But they're only 11 games back
There's seven and three in their last tent
Philly is and you know and seventy sixers are only a half game better than the Raptors
This is the world we live in
They don't have anybody more boss and four and a half games back Brooklyn now one game behind the New York
Next
And the nicks have lost four straight
Boston is doing a lot better than I thought without rage on there. But they've always been a later season team
They're really doing well without Rondo, which I think is a very scary. Yeah, in the central division
Cleveland 18 and 37 who are currently getting their took us as handed to them by Miami
They're 16 and a half games back Detroit 14. Yeah, but I Detroit what happened to you
It was it but then Chris off walls hosted Saturday and live last week
Or we before I guess it was it was a game show that had cold
What have you become
Craven
Milwaukee eight games back Chicago only two and a half games back of Indiana right now in the end of 23 and five at home
And what used to be called a consecutive field out
In the southeast division the Charlotte bobcats are
Close to doubling their win total from last season was it seven games or was it eight games a one last time?
Yeah, it was like eight or nine the they are 13 and 43
When your owner says that Michael Michael Jordan right now is the best athlete on the team
Michael Jordan at 50 is better than the rest of the team
pretty bad
Orlando's only two games
Orlando is so sad issue
So by the way for those who play the home you've shown what's 27 and a half games back
The wizard or 22 and a half games back so really at land as the closest team to Miami and they're eight and a half back
Miami has one ten straight
We're getting ready again
I admit the Eastern conference is the J.D. Conference I admit it
They look good
But they are they are playing like the world's worst team right now
They're playing as good as they have to right now really. Let's be honest. That's sure
In the Western conference Pacific Division Phoenix 18 and 38 they're 21 games out
Sacramento's a game better than them
headed to Seattle
The lakers are 11 and a half games back right now and they're in third place
Because golden state is six games behind the clippers
Terrible and Kobe's guaranteeing an 18
Just yeah
Be really it good luck. I know a good luck
In the Northwest Division Minnesota 19 games back there 20 and 33 right now
Portland 15 games back Utah nine and a half back Denver is six games back on Oklahoma City who's 40 and 15 right now
They're 28 named the conference. They're good. Yeah, they're good. Yeah, I said they're gonna own this conference for the next three years
I said it on this show
And any Western conference the New Orleans Hornets. I'm sorry the New Orleans Pelicans
Pelican look and that's official now is it not yeah. Thanks. Oh
Back in
And by the way your Dallas manager 18 games back
They're pretty bad this year. So are there's gonna be the map for nine and 19 on the road
That is terrible nine and 19 that is mudnable has a better winning percentage than the Dallas Mavericks
They're terrible. I never should have brought the naval thing
And the question is is are they ever gonna be able to shave like is it gonna be longer?
That's right. They're saying that they're not gonna shave until they make the playoffs
No, no, they're five and five hundred. Oh, that's five hundred
Yeah, they're five games below five hundred right now
Houston has taken a fall. They're now 13 and a half games back
Memphis now six and a half back on San Antonio and for those of you playing the home game
San Antonio 22 and two at home
Not sure not shocking that they're just that good and they're 22 and 11 on the road
So you've lost almost six times a number of games on the road, but you're still 11 games over 500 on the road
So it's a watch you have a 700 percentage of 7172 is their total win percentage right now. That's crazy
If you win half your games on the road in 747 years old amongst the five stars and they're still
Duckens that good Parker that good, you know, like that good splitters that good keep going on
Not that good. Yeah, pop coaches them up
He's not terrible
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We combine the two with wrestling talk and I apologize ahead of time for this
I like playing the original Zelda now
Because I know where he was going with this
Elginarico who has signed with WWE he is currently working in NXT
There is talk of him changing the other been changing the gimmick. Don't do this
Elginarico is one of my favorite bits in wrestling. He's the generic luchidol. Yeah, yeah
I think creative is just afraid to say with anything longer than a month or two. I love his gimmick
It worked in ROH and he couldn't be wider if he tried that's the genius of it
Although I didn't have Brett Holstein this I probably should have had that that would be more for
You have that no, I'm I used to somewhere
Hey, I mean if you were here that none of the ticket used to show it. It was a play it was a drop
They had a Brent hole in the middle stars practice just screaming. I'm on a Mexican radio
Like you are a dog. That's awesome
Awesome for those of you looking to DVR USA's coverage of the Hall of Fame
It's actually going to air the choose they after a wrestle media not the night before and they're going to edit it down to an hour
Thank God, which given this class so far that maybe more than you need yeah, just say him yeah
Linimic man's found the new gig she has now a guest a blogger for the Huffington post
She just released her first blog late this past week about women in politics. I did not read it
Apparently she probably should have read before she's remulating maybe congrats to this lady
Then it walls as we heard this song, and it's not her be here cock
Maurice and the miss are engaged. What?
Wow, the dating since she was still working for the company. I don't know. No, sir. We talked about it on the show
I don't remember. Yes, sir. No, yes, sir
That happened
Where this sounds like a Justin term of late song and this we're going to get this people's theme songs that sound like other things and wrestling talk too
Really, I found the really good one this week. Okay. You have my attention
I don't even know how to address this next bit
He went metallic as sad but true
This is just pitiful. Yeah, if you remember
Virgil he was the brought in as the belly for this guy
My main Virgil moment I remember was when he got in Piper's face and in WCW a Piper with hey I talked to you had a fight
He was recently spotted and there is photo evidence of this
Selling wrestling member of Vilia in a subway station in New York City
So sad the report that I read was a guy walked by and he had to turn around and walk back
He was like I had to take a double take because I didn't think I saw what I thought I saw
Yeah, and I saw the picture he's got a little something that this is WWE Superstar Virgil first of all
You are only one of those things and it's the third one
And then you were Vincent at one point. Yeah, he was trying to sell autographs photos for 20 bucks a piece
And the guy talked in down the five
This is another run. She's one of you guys saw WWE has stopped paying for some of these rehab
Really, wow, but she has she recently she because she can't
Yeah, there comes a time when you just kind of vote for hands. Oh, yeah, she threw out a range of apology to the company as a whole on
Friday
Get it together. Two little two late. Get it together
She was ruined
My story just makes me sad. Yeah, I don't know what sadder that are the sunny thing
That might be one in one day at this point
Jeremy we're gonna talk about what you just message me about hearing just a little while
I we don't have a whole lot of information on that but we're gonna talk about what we do have
Apparently Taz has been added to the alumni section of WWE.com
For shadow
Because he was doing nothing but spinning his wheels DNA. Yeah
We're gonna talk more about that here and we get to impact talk. Maybe that's all
Unervoey for him to leave this galen back thing is getting for near by the day
with the whole jack swagger
Dushman tell thing
Well
Well, we'll get to that. Yeah hold on to it hold on to it
We might want to hold this until we get to that
They have invited Glenn back to be on the show to address this whole angler working
Glenn Beck's response was unfortunately I am currently booked doing anything else
Genius
I mean, I'm not much of a Glenn Beck fan so this is not a huge loss for me personally
But but I'll tell you what and we're gonna talk about this in raw talk because it is time for raw talk
So here's my thought
Now I was home Monday night
You were you were not here when I was watching raw
Because you were otherwise occupied yeah, and by the way, I do want to say to hear lovely wife who is a British descent
The post she put up I believe it was Thursday night
Pixar it didn't happen
It's all I'm saying
She posted that you fall in a sleep in your chair with your Xbox headset on and the controller in your hands
Yes, and I will fix or do not happen it happened it happened. It didn't happen. She didn't take anything
But oh, yeah, that happened. I was just my thought. I know because we were we were texting during raw
Because we're both started late. Yeah, that's real love she didn't send it so are we working towards a triple threat at
Mania
I know we're gonna have shenanigans tomorrow night and it's gonna be rock punk scene a triple threat because we cannot do this once in a lifetime thing
Why so
So there's that
And I'm gonna say some speaking of this things the rest of Mania and the main events
creative
You better be real careful with this del Rio swagger thing
Well, and given where that shows gonna be tomorrow night you better have extra security on hand because it's going to be in Dallas, Texas
Yes, sir
They're in a college station tonight
Tread lightly man
Tread real lightly on this yeah
I actually I got a
I got a tweet from Russ on Monday night asking me what I thought about it and I said I'm watching this
cautiously
I'm not willing to have an opinion yet, but I am watching this very very cautiously
So I was watching the
Dolph Ziegler
Del Rio was it was your del Rio right
And Biggie Lingston got after Del Rio gotten the tap jumped in the ring
And started beating him out and he kept yelling your time is over your time
Because I was trying to get the Ziegler to win the thing and I was like is so does that mean his time is now
And if it is is that gimmick in the Frenchman's
backstage John Cena's going
Like a thing sir your time is over your time is over
Can you make it in Frenchman?
I'm gonna make a bold prediction on this show right now
bold prediction market down it's going to be on wax it cannot be changed
Brodus Clay is the next feud for the incoming fan dango
That's his first feud is going to be Brodus Clay
Did they debate me?
I don't necessarily want to debate you I just don't
You won NXT and dancing with the stars gets to be your gimmick and graduations
Johnny whatever the heck your name is
Who did nothing but cliche
Illustrations on Smackdown for a month and then you disappeared
But by the only one that does that that
Like we talked about on the show last week
By the only one that here's Rodney Carrington and it's had every time he said I'm Carlos
That's all I can hear when I I even fast forward his bits and I still want all I can hear don't cry
It isn't of Carlos to go around through everybody
So this is swagger's old theme have you listen to swagger's new theme at all no
You have it. I've never heard no, but it sounds like something else
And I'm going to pull this up now
As soon as the internet decides it wants to work and I want you
Those are you that have heard swagger's new theme
Maybe I can pull it up on YouTube so I haven't heard it
But I'm not I'd have to hear it again to compare to whatever just you want to compare it to
I'm going to pull this up because I want you to hear this
Okay, here we go jack swagger's new theme. I'm going to pause the music
And then I'm going to play his theme first
It's called we the people
Really, I'm shocked because he only says it's 15 times after every time he cuts a promo
Did you with me right now
Okay, you with me right now right okay now
I want you to hear
That's not what this is the one I want. I want you to hear this
We're going to play an ad so can you just second I got to turn this down
Yeah, it's going to play an ad
Pepsi being a sponsor of the Grammys that was a week ago
Okay, now I want you to think of that jack swagger theme and I want you to hear
this
That's my one
Wait for it
Let it get started
Let it get started
This is Beyoncé's run the world girls
We're she's doing her best Shakira impersonation
See are you are you following me on this
It's the same song
I'll stop I'll stop torturing you now
I will stop torturing you with that
Horrible what's good about it was original thing
I'm just saying it's what I heard when I heard that song
I'd like that you may end up with this is going to fail
And so I decided that now now Brad Maddox is the assisted to the supervising manager on raw
Now Andrew wrote with me on this yeah Brad Maddox is now the hybrid of David O'Tanga and Dwight Schroot
debate me debate me
I can't
What color is this shirt? Is he wear shirts or pants?
He was he was a dress on my shirt yellow color. I don't I think he's from like a red shirt
If he could put like a red and yellow one on that way
No, wow that's
Think about it
How he keeps saying a system and she's like no assistant to yeah
That's I can't debate I can't debate it
I don't have to go home and stay up all night
That show are we just burning the whole thing down I think so
I'm thinking of very strange terms very showing up other are going to do some Dwight spin off
No, they're going to do one off episode, but that's it. Yeah, um I do want to talk about the entrance
for this man
Yes
Nice touch with the drum line from Ulla law playing the drum beat during his entrance
He's like my question was is the band gonna play it?
Yeah, it's the band gonna play it and then they play I was like Louis and also I saw the drummers playing
I was like okay, that's kind of cool
But now I want to get into the topic of the week in WWE on television off television is gonna come
a little bit later
Andrew what do you think of the new belt?
I have not seen it. Are you kidding me? Hang on fix that please
You can buy it on shop right now for 450 bucks really. Oh, I have that laying around in my car right now
I'm outside let me let me run this here real quick. I'm gonna run out to Andrew's car. I'm in the red
Ford Fiesta
Just go to shop.com. I'll have it after I like it. I like it a lot. Chats very
ear about it. I've been very busy these past two Mondays cleaning my very large apartment
that takes three hours
Yeah, so there's that that means I'd rather clean my apartment than
I'll see you're like roll and you're like lind like back you have anything better to do
You're taking too long
All right, so you've seen it now. What do you think of it? Oh, that's clean now
I like it. Oh, that's very mad about it. Why? Here's what I like about it and Cody and I talked about this at length the other day
Did you notice? No, did you show him the one that just got the logos on the side? No
I don't know what the bull's got the bull on the side. You'll notice the name is not on the belt
Apparently what they're going to do is whoever holds the belt
A symbol of them is going to be on the side really I saw what online in the day that shameless put up because when I went in the title
And it was like a shamrock that they put on there. Oh, that's awesome. I'm on board with this belt
I think it's gorgeous. Yeah
It looks a little bit like the US belt, but what it can be a catalyst for your running the show
So what stills it? Apparently they put like 60 grand in the developing in the belt
Well really like I remember you said that that punk put up a post about it on Twitter like like
Here it goes. Yeah, saying just got a look at the new belt ways like three pounds and you know
It's there's awesome
There's been really like there's been so much build up about it because you and I've been talking about for so long
Then when I saw it I'm like
Okay, I mean it's very simple, but it's clean on a bad belt
He brush says he thinks it's awesome. I think it's a gorgeous belt. I think it's a good
It's a good direction for the company. I like how we're kind of
I deflate this one
This is for Rocky might be yeah. This is it. Oh, dear. God from WWE have them using volume two. Okay. Let's let's be honest anything
Anything was better than the spinner belt
Mean the spinner anything was a step up, but but Rocky was respectful to it
Yes, he looked about the years guy goes go put this in a holiday
Yeah, he was respectful to the spinner belt fortunately came back to my mind
But I like what punk did when he hit
Yeah, what he hit funeral the belly through a daddy goes I want that one
I'm sure it'll grow on me. It's just I was expecting I don't know what I was expecting but I was expecting something a little bit more grandiose than this
It's a good looking belt. It is I will give you that it is a good. It makes me think of Madison Square Garden. Yes
You know it's to me it's it's one that you can hold on to for a while
It's it's got that historic field. Yeah, it really does
I'm on shop.com. Can you
For WWE.com. Sorry
It's probably just had the WWE show like if you have your own logo like you know, could you do the RC and put it on the sides?
That would be
I've just sorry, sorry Jen
I've just I've just put a purchase out there
Promise myself I wouldn't cry. Oh my god
That would be the greatest day of all time. Do you understand all the time? I don't care when Rome fell
I don't care what started World War One that would be the greatest day the history of a man
To have that belt with our logo
You could call and I bet you could I bet you could get that you for you
That would almost be
As big of a moment as staying in the WWE ring for me
Like that's one in one a at this point
But apparently that's what they're going with this that they're gonna put whoever holds it. They're gonna have some kind of their logo
Yeah, that's pretty awesome
It gets like a bad ring to the belt
It takes personalization just a little further. Yeah, I like it a lot and you can also do it in like a catalyst for your show
Like punk steals the bromable belt
Probably can be upset about it or what would punk speak probably the lightning bolt
Yeah, or find some way to do his hand wrap
I'm interested to see where this thing goes
Speaking of where it's not gonna go. Let's talk about impact
Ha
I remember what she
Erick young is currently filling season two of his show off the hook extreme fishing
But Japan is doing very well, but he will make some t and a appearances this coming month
If you know me, you know that I believe
Erick young is t and a how extreme is fishing how extreme could you not see in the hand fishing thing yeah creepy
I just stupid
See a Dixie Carter and Jason Hermione met with Activision this past week for a new T and a game
Are they hurting that bad with Activision
You know rock bands not doing guitar here. Oh, which ever we do? I do really well
Activision you're you're you're downing Activision or you're downing T and a for are they hurting that bad?
I'm saying Activision are they hurting that no
I thought that's what I'm saying. I think this is T and a going to Activision for hey boot boost our credibility a little bit
Yeah, because do you not realize what Activision is responsible for
Rock band in it
That's not whatever no that's he a
EA is rock band so the Activision do guitar here is it in the game actually. Yeah. Yeah. What's our here but no?
They're the call of duty franchise. Oh, yeah, then they don't need T and a no no
But if you're gonna go with a big dog that's but doesn't like the name of the dog
Activision has a separate wing for the call of for the call of duty games. I don't think don't they have like a separate duty
So that's just a developer
It's triarch
It used to be in finity ward and triarch and
That big implosion happened with infinity ward now. It's just triarch who originally actually used to be responsible for the Tony Hawk series
I have one for tech
So your your number one contender for the TNA title at lockdown is bully ray
And the immortal words of summons that some ones that we've heard a million times have a really bad feeling about this
I'm saying now
This guy's to give you here Kaz apparently according to Christopher Daniels
He is the physical fascination. I'm sorry. It was he a really bad 80 song from the humanly
Yeah
And I like the human link that was a terrible song
Yeah
Like even Carmen say air card meant saying that song
I'm only human is there Chris Daniels didn't write her seriously dude
Velvets guys are new knockouts champ
She's very nice. They've not had two titles that changed hands while they were in the UK so kudos to them yeah for doing that
And um just a memo to taz
We get it your in aces and eight we understand
This is so bad this is so bad
But this isn't this like didn't they play? I get pre-form shows for like two months
So aren't you gonna have to wait?
We reach for the show. Okay, it's from a show
That's how long you have to write that him doing this whole heel on nouns or aces and eights
But it's just terrible
It is terrible
This is supposed to be like a bitch off uh and W thing pretty much yeah, but we haven't revealed who the leader is yet
Jared
And if you really thought Hogan was gonna wrestle in that six man tag. I feel bad for you
Yeah, Mark
Hogan can't wrestle he's done yeah can barely walk
Why are we teasing down our hands six man tag with bully Ryan's thing against aces at eights yeah
Just makes me sad
Let's get to the story everybody. We'll talk about
This kind of makes this means two things
Jack's wager
He's not at home. How do you take two steps forward in nineteen back?
In this case, I think it he took two steps forward and walked off the edge of a cliff
On Wednesday
He has busted
In beluxi miss a sippy for dui and pop possession
First question
Does this come up on Rotomar night
They don't say of what it like yeah, yeah, you can't you can't spin that off at all
Don't let punk near him with a mic. That's all. I'm telling you
Because you know he has full creative control over his character
Russell is said I did see the mugshot pretty bad
He will appear in court March 12 which is they smack down taping
They're not sure he's gonna make it there and be able to because smack downs in like Detroit or something
Wow, or that at evening
This thing is just
I think they find a way to work it in. I do
Why would you do that though? I think if you need that for your show then it's something
Just because you can't doesn't mean that you should exactly
One rubber does not fit all but remember
Wrestling logic
It's all I'm saying
I think I think somebody on that show
finds a way to reference it whether it's seen a whether it's punk
Whether it's somebody somebody's gonna do it
Yeah, it might be more for all
Yeah, I'm just saying
I think you
I think it would have to be punk because I think he's only what I could really do but you know what I will I will laugh until I pee if he walks out and like a green sing with someone
Just don't say anything just good. I would fall on the ground
And I would say well play sir well play. Does he think he's like ordin like ordin yet best before like a hundred times and
Now he's still a lot we're gonna talk about here in a minute, too
JR says that there is a plan to bring NXT back to American television and not the reality show
Contest I think they're talking about the actual show that they filmed that used to be FCW
I think they're just talking about bringing back which is good
I watch exactly. I'd rather see the wrestling in the there's some great people on that show
Darren young out with an injured knee until October
So fans of the prime time players you have that to look forward to
And then last night
In wakeo Texas
The screaming like a school girl you heard off in the distance was my broadcast partner when this happened
Deniance or deny it just not this version of the theme just not this but still denied
When he told me this I'm sorry. I didn't tell you anything. I just told you to go look at a post that
Friend of the show barb wire put on Facebook and tag does both it. Yeah, I was like
The Undertaker reemerges at a house show in wakeo last night
Wait, wakeo we don't just let it go. Yeah, just I know where you're going. Let it go
Brainstivity and I don't let it go. I think corporate ministry called wakeo. Oh, geez
Drive right by that block
He wrestled two guys it looked like for the pictures. I saw sign guys took some pictures the put him on Twitter
Yeah, one of them looked like sand now. I couldn't tell who the other one was
He said no hat he did not walk out with the hat. He's still bald
He's now been a father for four months. Oh, yeah, okay. Thank you for him
And now all of a sudden the main well all of a sudden or it is referring himself as the legend killer again
Oh, what a coincidence
So that's where we're going. We already happened
Yeah, yeah
Why are we recycling under take her opponents
Who else is he gonna take out
Isn't that what's back down is the recycling of things a month or two?
No everybody I still wanted to be punk
I know most people want it doesn't need to push. I think most people want to see him in Lesnar
Just because of the of the real personal beef they add with each other. Yeah, I
Think it'd be a boring
Say you better bring a pillow and a blanket. Yeah, I just I don't want to see that and I love
You will not like he said you probably won't find a bigger fan of barcals than myself. Yeah, but you're under take your fan one
I don't want to see that match. I don't want to see that slow
Plotting uninteresting match. Yeah, their styles are way too different
The methodical and different ways. Yeah, it's just well. The good news is the match itself would only take five minutes because the entrance is would take 30
extra hey, that would point there
Mark's what I don't know about the rumors. I've heard his it's punk. It's gonna be streak versus respect, but if this triple thread thing happens
I
Would rather see Burgess cry in this match
Okay, I just don't want to see or you know you're taking her again. I'm just we have recycled his last five opponents. Yeah
Why can't they just let him go like let him ride off into the
There let's it and I don't think it's about them. He's got control. Yeah. It's about here. How did that go control?
Vince will never tell him no
They're gonna let him to tell him no
He could walk out and say I want to reform the oddities and Vince will go. Yeah, I'm good with that
That might be fun to watch because it is guaranteed box off. Yeah, it is
Undertaker is guaranteed box off. By the way, good correction. Thank you Russell because you know Russell played Donson
I cuz don's on the roof. The March flow smack that is in Fort Wayne, Indiana
and Swagger will be in Corin and Biloxy
You're speaking of oddities in the Undertaker. Could you take the Undertaker's head and make it like odd job like he can just throw it
Like rating from Fort Wayne
They'll come out if they can like come. Wow. Let's do it in a witch. Oh, yeah
Yeah, I got to go back and watch season one again. I have to I do this just seeing twice carry take our
back as shanks on
About and people like shanks on we're on them. I'm just saying
Let's talk just a little bit about smack down. I only have one note on smack down
Next this coming week smack down will be SMS social media smack down. Oh, god cuz this is working so well
That's I don't I don't know what to say. It's tiresome. I don't know what to say
has it can we just can WWE just by a teen a and call
What is it? In turn it's back down. Yeah, it's exactly
Oh
Well, a three hour roster gonna go through Summerslam. Why not what you guys act like oh
Well played sir. I know do we know anybody like a new custom engraving?
I play at the cd oh no the cd is growing
Did I miss something after the show?
Okay
Let's move on and do movie talking
Oh
For the four fifty
Put your eyes back
That wallpaper
Not that
Yeah, that one but wouldn't you have to have
I'm very confused. Let's talk after the show. Okay, we're already running way behind. See what I'm looking at here. Oh, yeah
Yeah
This can happen
I show it so awesome
Not again
Show it so I'm not gonna rip my I'm not gonna rip my voice
Show me the thing lift the screen lift the laptop straight up
I'm just like a generic one. I'm on board with that
Yeah, I want board down. How much is that?
Really
Would be pretty sweet. I want board with that sir. Yeah, I'm a board with that sir
We probably just sent him a like a graphic file and haven't been doing well. They've got
Not show us the video. Okay. Okay. That's the one they really caught my eyes like
box office numbers for the weekend
Dropping out of the top ten this week
Hancel and grittle witch hunters that was still in the top ten zero dark 30 or you're only dropouts
Number ten down from number six last week making three point four one million dollars for a two week total of
16 million dollars with a
$60 million dollar budget for beautiful creatures
Wow, bye, bye
Yeah
Russell we're keeping as Oscar spoilers either rooms. I just just let you know because I'm gonna watch it as soon as we get off air brother
Just giving you four warning now. I don't want to know anything. It's going on just yet
You said they were to have to pay for it
Actually, I do yeah
And 9th place dropping two from the 7th place last week making three point five million dollars this weekend for a three week total of
25.2 million dollars for side effects
Who is that HBO movie? No, it's they know that's a movie. It's a fictional movie about a drug
What would you law in it? Yes, okay, yeah in eight place dropping from fifth place making four point seven five million dollars for a four-week total of
$58 million dollars for warm bodies, which might keep very much enjoyed it looks good
7th place brand new debut making eight point eight five million dollars back of it's three point five million dollar budget so it's dark skies
Is in the black it is
Dropping from one to five this week making ten million dollars for a two-week total of
$51 million dollars, which is $41 million dollars below budget for a good day to die hard
Think it kills. Yeah, it's good. It is like it should be called breakable has one
You've seen it. Yes, or fourth place dropping one place for third place last week
They thinking ten point six million dollars
28 million dollar budget makes forty eight million dollars because every guy has probably had to go see this with their woman safe haven
Your chick flick of the month dodge that bullet
Your wife is not your normal
And I'm very happy about that your bronze medal up one spot from the fourth place last week making eleven million dollars this weekend
For a total two week total of thirty five million dollars only five million below budget for the animated film
Escape from planet Earth
Not actually not a silver medal
13 million dollars
Opening weekend for the newest rock vehicle snitch
Perspectable I guess I know some of the guys got to go see a screening of it's pretty good
Russell Russell or Jeremy one of the two is there. I know Donwin wins a night
And winning your box office this weekend 35 million dollar budget made 14 million dollars this weekend for a three week total
of ninety three million dollars on a thirty five million dollar budget for identity thief
Oh, mighty congratulations Jason Bateman and Melissa McCarthy
They're talking about her host in a cell phone
But she may host that's another game for the seasons up riding a popularity. Yeah. I thought she I think she's great
I don't want to see it, but she's she's very very funny. She's great. She's great. She's great.
Great comedic time it. Yeah, we wasn't I think we watched a Valentine's day episode of Mike and Molly
I've never seen it before. I've never watched all the way through it. He is very funny
He's a great stand-up. That is a fun game on Bob and Tom about two three months ago
He is very very funny and Jill's and I cracked up all the way through that. I'm not just aren't watching this darn thing
The Oscars are on right now
Since we're running short on time. We're not gonna go through our predictions. Basically if Argo doesn't win it
Crystal vaults well. That's my prediction. Okay, because I had no predictions for fair. Argo
Amazing film
Did it make it or did it snowed?
Afflected. It's not even for best picture. Okay. And a lot of people are saying if it cleans up like they think it will
Russell was that in real life or in the movie. He just put something very odd. I didn't know about in the in the
chat room. I'm gonna wait for him to respond to that
But I love I love Oscars. It's probably one of my favorite award shows at the year.
Oh, it is a sense Seth MacFarlane is hosting the DVR is rolling. If you want to stick around for a minute and watch
You're not gonna watch the pre-show though. You're gonna watch the pre-show myself. In real life apparently Jason Bateman is the
Sun and Law Paul Anka. I have read that. Wow.
I learned something new every day. Yeah, that's the highlight of my day.
But I'm looking forward to watching the show. Seth MacFarlane and I know that Mark Wallberg is
presenting two awards with Ted. So I'm very excited about that. The cast of Lay Mizz will be doing
a medley tonight. A Dell will sing Skyfall Live for the very first time.
God, I can't wait. That's gotta win. That's not good. It's gonna win best song. I did
I look forward to the to the bond tribute more than just by anything. But see Barry Bross is not gonna be there.
He's not. The rumor is that he did an interview with TMZ and he said they're gonna be one short.
Now, why you got it? Yeah, that's bad. His butt better be there.
What if if he you owe your life to James Bond? Yeah, I don't care about what he can steal. You owe your life to James Bond.
If he pulls that, that will be the biggest rig with a P move. He's done it all.
Especially if Connery shows up and he does. Yeah, no kidding.
It was Connery's retired from acting. If I'm coming on retirement for this,
Columbia better be there. Maybe I'm a Spaniard.
Greatest bits of all time.
Interesting news for you, sir. And this does not surprise me at all. Jurassic Park 4 will not be
produced by Kathleen Kennedy. Yeah, because she's a little busy doing something I like to call
Episode 7. Yeah, and we're gonna talk about that. Yes.
Speaking of by the way, Diane Lane and Josh Bro and split after eight years of marriage. That came out of nowhere, man.
Good looking girl. I think Diane Lane is absolutely gorgeous.
Everyone of those couples that you never really think would ever have a problem. But apparently
do we want to guess why?
Unfaithful. I mean, you know. Yeah, I was paid for you say here. It's like I can't say it.
They're reconcilable. Thank you. Public school. What are you gonna do? I think she cheated on it.
I think life was imitating art.
So Latino review, which is a a movie gossip website, which sounds fake, but they are
amazingly credible, hugely credible. Yes. Well, a lot of people think it ain't a cool news doesn't sound credible,
but and I don't think they're at credible, but they've hit some things over the years.
They are reporting that Harrison Ford has signed on to play Han Solo in Star Wars episode 8 or 7.
Oh, this is eight seven today. Well, it's just eight on there. Maybe it says eight, but you might have been seven.
Yeah, let's go go.
Sometimes I can't resist the Hollywood Babylon or I think you can't resist it. We need to show him that Ralph Garmin's
that's his impersonation of every Harrison Ford role.
I don't even know what they're doing tonight.
Gene, that's yeah. If you were listening to Hollywood Babylon, do yourself a solid when you finish
with this show, go subscribe to that one. I actually listen to it this week. Is that not a great show?
And I was like, oh my gosh. I love that show. Kevin starts talking about that's this new
short comment they did and apparently Garmin does his pechino in the episode. And when they were
they were rehearsing, he was getting mad at Shannon Dordy because she just kept losing it.
Come on now. And so she had to leave as she was helping Garmin run lines and he goes, I was laughing just as hard.
Ralph Garmin, I'm saying it on the show. You sir, I'm one of the most underrated actors in Hollywood.
One of the most underrated comedians. And I don't even know if he's a comedian in the
purest sense of the word, but he is hysterically against all kinds of work from Sethman Farwon.
He is so awful. He's dead. Yeah. Mark Hamill did say in quotes, they are talking to us. Yes.
And he is referring to himself, Harrison Ford, and Carrie Fisher. And apparently Lucas told him
if you don't want to do it, we're not going to replace you. We're just going to write you out. Good.
Yeah. Good. I kind of want to admit it, even if it's just for one scene like a flashback or something.
Just HBO, help up for that. It would lend so much credibility. Yeah. I love some of the
directions they're talking about going. Now they're talking about a 9 to the older public movie.
But the career of the games like nobody's talked to me. Here's a tip. They don't have to.
Yeah. But they're Disney. They don't have to do anything, but they might send you a postcard.
Yeah. They don't even have to do that. They're Disney. Yeah. Don't be looking for permission.
I think I think Disney's new slogan should be. Do we mention we've owned Spider-Man and Darth Vader?
That's the new Disney slogan. And there are other one, because you know what? The other one,
I've said that they should do now. But you're a move Warner Bros. Yeah. Yes. We bought Marvel
and Star Wars. You're a move. You've got DC, which is fine. Well, let you have. Yeah.
Exactly. And news that Chad really doesn't care about. James Marsden has joined the
cast of the anchor man's sequel as a rival news anchor. So as the Wii. I think I'm probably the only
person this run that doesn't want to see. Chris and Wii is playing somebody's wife and she's playing
Steve Correll's wife. I know it popped up in the IMDB news feed. Tell me you guys have
started to see the television spots for the amazing bird Wonderstone. I haven't seen one yet,
but I'm hearing wonderful, wonderful things. We got you know what? That's a Saturday trip dude.
Correll is going to be on B&T here in the next few weeks leading up to the release of the film.
Have you seen this thing? Do you know what we're talking about? Yeah. He and Jim Kerry play rival
magicians. Oh my god. Yeah. Correll. I don't see Kerry doing comedy. Oh, yeah. You have to
we got to do. We got to be a script at that point. Look, you don't. Look, this.
When's it coming out? Yeah. Uh, second week of March. I think. I'll be on vacation the last week.
We got to book that. That looks so stinking funny. We haven't announced it from Michael Bay's remake
of the teenage mutant Ninja Turtles. And the reason I had to say Michael Bay is because playing
April O'Neill was going to be Megan Fox. So I guess we're cool now. And remember that exact.
This is not teenage mutant Ninja Turtles. Yeah. It's just Ninja Turtles. The one with the purple
thing. I just don't know if I want her playing April O'Neill. And we're assuming we're assuming
that is the assumption. I don't know who else she could be playing, but Casey Jones.
Splinter. She's like splinter.
You ever want to, by the way, happy late birthday. Actually, it was Cody Hawkins's birthday.
Indeed. So Maro is his wife's birthday. So happy birthday to both of them.
You ever want to blow his wheels completely off? Just walk up to him and go splinter.
And it was just completely blow it. He and I were watching that when I got it on DVD. And we
didn't forget. I just brought out how cheesy that movie really is. And just that one, my splinter.
Oh. It was not okay. That's where we are. We need to change the music a little bit here. I'm sorry.
I thought you didn't enjoy that.
We have an addition to X-Men days of future past. And his name is Peter Dinklage.
And that is a fastball right across the playing 50 miles an hour and I'm in the
one. Yeah. Who are they saying about? The rumor is he's playing puck from alpha flight.
Really? But singer is saying it's not saying who he's playing, but his character is CGI,
but Dinklage is very Dinklage, whoever the character is. I like the song. I'm sorry.
I suppose I had the word future and inside of the play. I don't care if Peter Dinklage
plays the chair. I'm in. I'm in. Because Peter Dinklage, what? You know what? I didn't know?
He's from Jersey. Really? Yes. And everything I've ever seen him and he's had like a British accent.
What was that? What did the station attend to? The station agent? The station agent. That's a good flick.
And then he was in both versions of the death of the theater. Death of the earth. Yeah.
Wow. I've already come. So ready for Easter Sunday. Yeah. So many good things are happening. Yeah. There's coming.
He allegedly has a password for HBO Gov. He's never used. What? Use it. Yeah. What? You're not
beautiful right thanks. Give it to me then. Two seasons a game of thrones. Two.
And he's going to watch the pilot. Did you watch the pilot? Did you watch the first two episodes of it?
How have you not just been like, no, what are you doing? We had nothing else. I started it like 11 o'clock
at night on a Sunday. I'm like, I could watch the song that, but I'm about to pass out.
Ah. Matthew Vaughn. Director of Kickish is going to be producing the new fantastic for movie.
The director of Chronicle Josh Trank is directing. That's all my DVR DVR Dead last night. I think it's on the
The Instinct Q2. So I'm going to watch that sometime soon. It's set for March 2015, but no casting has been announced.
Not interested. I did watch it the first two. I didn't mind the first one. The second one
made me really, really mad. That's all the first one on TV, like on TBS with commercials. And that's
the best way to watch it. Give me breaks. I know why you hated the second one. There's two reasons
I didn't like the second. The main one. Number one, what they did with the silver surfer made me
mac as I'm a huge silver surfer fan. And number two, Gov. This is not a black hole. Yeah. Because
Tim's story said, I don't want robots in my movies. Go like this isn't a robot. You're more
run. Do a little thing I like to call research barbershop boy. Mark, I'm going to write the
barbershop. I can direct the comic book movies. Just because your last name's story doesn't mean you
can tell what. He's a turtle. Well, let me all fire that. Sorry. Oh, you know. And Jason Momo has
passed on playing Drax the destroyer in Guardians of the Galaxy. The subtitle for the headline
I saw or this was. Did he not realize Conan font? I've heard. I've heard the Tsta. I've heard
the Tsta's the rumor that they wanted to play Drax. And if you know Drax the story is, I mean,
yeah, I saw a picture of and I saw a picture of the Tsta playing that role that he did in the
man in the man with the iron fist. I was like, yes, yeah, I could see that. Was that any good?
Did you see it? I see it. I just saw it. I do want to see it. Looks good. Yeah. Let's talk about
moving new releases in a theater that's coming week. 21 and over in in in. There's another one of these
movies. What? I don't care. That was rapid. Normally I'm out on stuff like this. I saw the trailer
one time and like do that looks hysterical. So you've seen one with the cops get down. Sorry. He's
actually great. I think that's Brian Austin. That's actually good. And the one at the very end of
the trailer when they film at the window and they know where they where they welcome to the girl's dorm room.
They're like, do you know this guy? And she's like, what? Because of Asian, we know everybody. You're
racist. BBB. Oh, wait a minute. I do know that. It's not like when they film at the window. It's
trampoline. Do we just kill Jeff Chan again? Yeah, that's that's later on. But I'm in. It is about a
kid who turns 21. He's got medical like medical school interviews the next day. Yeah. And
his buddies take him out. I think it looks funny. I mean, it's from the guys that did the hangover.
Jack the giant slayer. Not like you could tell. Watch in the trailer. Jack the giant slayer. The
more trailers. I see the less interested I am. Like I made a point to sit down and because they
showed it on nothing but trailers. And I watched and I was like, nope, too much. Yeah. I'll wait for it on.
I would burn on HBO or something. Man, see, that's a 21 and over for me. HBO movie. The last
exercise in part two. It can't be the last exercise of his part two. Took up two parts to tell
the story, I guess. I feel better. Um, time to home. What you can't hear us is in this, um, Christopher
rumors in this, I think. Wow. It's basically a submarine drama. Oh, yeah. Okay. Okay.
And like one of those like two time golden glob nominee. Really? You watched the trailer. It's just like
what is this? Here's some fears break it down again. I jumped in there were down for like
Jack the giant slayer and his wife came up with. What? I just don't just roll with me.
Um, a documentary called I am divine about divine. I was about to use it. Yeah.
John Waters is in this. Also a documentary called rewind this, which I am incredibly
incredibly interested in. Okay. It is a documentary about the home video boom in the 80s.
Oh, oh, yeah. Yes, sir. Yes. And it's got, it got all kinds of buzzes on dance.
How about I heard about this? Look up, look up the one sheet. Just look up the one sheet. Okay.
On IMDP. Probably good enough. Probably good enough.
DVD and blue right new releases this week. You're multiple Razzi award winning. Twilight
breaking Dawn Park 2. Worst picture of the year. Yes. There is a god. Sorry, the West
Briscoe of America, the American acting, Chris the Stewart. West Briscoe. Yeah. Oh, no, who is his
kids name? Was it West? No. Yeah, West Briscoe's the kid. Jack Briscoe's the dad. The master
a movie that Harvey Weinstein got lamb-baseded by Scientology for producing and releasing.
That's out on a DVD of the series Tuesday. Silent Hill Revelation. Chad, do you interest there?
No, because I never saw the other one. Okay. Chasing Mavericks, which is not about Dallas,
basketball and their fall from grace. It's actually about this at surfing movie with
George Butler. Oh, yeah. Oh, the Royal Rumble from this year and your major college
on a DVD and blue right this week. Let's go to Tech Corner. Oh. Yeah. Is that not that one of the
greatest ones she's ever seen in your life? We're already running late, so we're going to have to
buzz through these. One hot mail goes away this summer, so if you have a hot mail account,
it will now become an outlook dot kind of thing. I think it's already gone. No, it's this June.
June is when it's done. They might be doing some of them now, but by June they will all be about five or six
months ago outlook dot com, red or outlook just register for your outlook accounts. Yeah.
I haven't gone. I check my hot mail and it was already pretty much. It just rewrote the tell.
Yeah. The PlayStation 4 has been announced. You didn't get to see much of it, but the specs are out.
Yeah. We can control it. It's going to be a thing. That's all you need to know. You'll see.
I'll see it and see you. Yes and you. I'm sure. It has to do blue right. No, I'm not any three.
See you. Yes already. That's right. That's right. E3's in June. Not going to be backwards compatible.
Not at all. They and they have squashed the rumor about it, not playing use games.
They will. They're okay. Yeah. Because that. They don't. No. No. The one thing that
mail is MSN. The one thing that really excites me and may or may not affect the way you
listen to this show. I don't know is that they are apparently partnering with our broadcasting
entity, you stream. They had made no mention of YouTube, apparently like you can live stream your
games to you stream. And people can watch you play your games and make it. So if it goes both ways,
you may be able to enjoy our show through your PS4 at some point. I don't know. So now we'll take
an endorsement. Yeah. Yeah. Also, we're going to skip and come back. Speaking of video games,
apparently Roddy Piper let go on Twitter this week. They are doing a video game of they live and
he's already done the voice work for it. Why? Yeah. Because they know he is. Why? Because they
wasted money. Yes. Bad movie. I'm here to chew bubble gum and play video games. Yeah.
And I heard a story this week apparently fake internet girlfriend dot com as a thing.
Where what this service will do is it will create a girlfriend profile that will send you messages
on your base button. And random to three to four times a month, a random text or voice mail
for the bargain basement price. How much would you pay for this service? Not a dime,
because I'm married in in in in crazy, bizarre world. How much would you pay for this service? One time
fee or monthly monthly. I'm going to sound pitiful no matter what I just put a price tag. Five bucks a month.
Andrew, how much would you pay for this service?
$1550 per month. You are both incorrect. Oh, I'm sure we're way out. It's a lot higher than that.
You may have this service for the bargain basement price of $250 per month. Yes. Yes. Look it up.
This is really a thing and this is the real price. This is this. Yes. Wow.
Maintitail couldn't afford it. This is where the people that like want
other people to think they have a girlfriend. Well, Maintitail and here what they were with
there with their pitching to is people who number one don't have time for a social life. Number two
work in an environment where having a significant other is enhancement to your career.
That's the people they're pitching because there are certain businesses where
it behooves you to have a significant other or spouse. Yes. It's weird, but it's true.
Yeah. By the way, Grace won't shoot a ball time or I love it. The street light has been on for
about five minutes. Let's do this thing. You know what it really looks like. It's like a
Sega Genesis cover. Yeah. Did you see it? Yeah. It is time for the list. We close every show with the
list. Look at the banner at the top of the page. We're actually on the official site for rewind it.
Uh-huh. Yeah. The spine of a video can sing nice. Yeah.
Shad has a list this week. It is Oscar night. So Shad is going to bring us when he
feels his top 10 most memorable or shocking Oscar moments are. Take it away, Chad. Number 10
when Adrian Brody agreed with this. Just mugged down on Ali Perry. I thought it was great.
It's a memorable moment. I thought it was shocking. I'm not sure.
I was shocked at Ali Perry because you wouldn't expect it to happen. Yeah. I'm driving right by that
walk. And then the next year is when she had her big emotional meltdown about and then she went back
and cussed out the owner of Max Factor who was endorsing her at the time and I expect her raising
walk away when that's what I lost all respect for her. And then she made and then she made cat woman.
So torpedo your career. You go right ahead. And now you're making a WWE film.
Okay. We're David O' Tunga number nine a moment that has been parodyed and repeated over and
over and over again. Sally Field accepted speech for places in the heart. You like me. You really like
which apparently is a misquote. Apparently she never said you really like me. I read that one
this story. I thought she did. All she said was that you like me. They really like me was never there.
We love Sally Field. Big fan. And I really should say these are in no particular order. But I think
number one is the one that was probably the most shocking moment. Number eight beauty and the beast
nominated for Best Picture in 1992. Amazing. Now first animated since Snow White. I believe so.
Yeah. Because Snow White was nominated for Best Picture. Yeah. So it was the first one. And it
really ushered in. The red little mermaid started it. But beauty and the beast solidified. Yeah.
The second complete just dominance of Disney animation. Watch waking, sleeping. Great documentary.
Great documentary. It explains this whole genre very, very well on that whole period of time.
Number seven, three, six mafia winning for it's hard out there. Hard out here for a pair for a
pair of pimp on up for a from us one flow. Heritage by the Muppet's house. What? Hey. What? Hey.
Mark Henry. That they do his things on. Yeah. Oh, do they? Somebody go on a good. That's
three six. That's them. Yeah. I don't know that. And then they're Satanists. That's why they're three six
mafia. Oh, yeah. How nice. I'm sorry about it. But did you ever see the Muppets parody of it?
Oh, here for a shrimp. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I love to really stream. I love that they for. Yeah. So great.
Number six, Shrek wins the first ever best animated feature film awarded in 2006. He's the
pattern through you run anyway. Hey. Hey. A watershed moment for animation geeks like you and me.
And much less a non Disney film. Yeah. That's that's really what solidified DreamWorks animation
has a thing where it was like, if you weren't Disney, it didn't matter. Well, now with the
advent of CGI where Disney came with Pixar to do Toy Story, well, DreamWorks came through and
went, hey, we can do this too. They have the crudes coming out very soon. Number five, the
streaker interrupting David Newton's introduction for Elizabeth Taylor. Who was the 7th?
Everybody was doing it. Yeah. And put like soy bomb at the Grammys with REM. Yeah. This dude
comes rocking the Mullet and the 70s porn guy mustache. And his wrist watch. Well, you got to be on
time. Exactly. And I remember David saying something like, at least he had it on his wrist.
Niven said he will, he will always be remembered for his shortcomings. Yeah. Like yikes.
Number four. Wow. This is this thing. You know, we're like a lead balloon. Michael Moore's
accepted speech for Bowling for Columbine. We're each hanging in that man doesn't a public
form. Those are like a lead. He was scorched earth on W when the Dixie chicks come out against you.
You know, you're done. I'm like, really, really my cock. And then I didn't he get another turn. Yeah.
Bless his heart. Love Dave to death. But the whole. I loved this thing. I thought this was
you guys. Here's the thing about you in the minority there. Here's the and you're referring to the
Uma Oprah Oprah. And he did like three different versions of that with different people.
And here's what you have to understand about David Letterman. David Letterman is such a good sport
when something bombs he drives it into the ground until it's funny. And that's what I love about
him. He owns it in print like when he showed up his show after after Carson's last show,
the entire show he kept talking about me say something. It doesn't matter what you put after
Johnny Carson. You could put squirrels mating in a cage after Carson and it would get ratings.
And the whole rest of the show is just randomly squirrels mating in a cage.
And I love it about him. I love that about him that he can embrace that. Well, it worked for you,
but it didn't work for anybody in that. Everybody was hilarious. Everybody's kind of like,
like, what in the heck are you doing? Why do you keep doing? Because probably because a lot of
people don't get Dave's bit. That's what I think it was. And you were thinking that room it
would, but it just did not, it just did not go over. Love Dave. Number two, and this thing was
a major major event for me because he had been snub time and time and time again, but when
Spielberg finally won for Schindler's list. But that was also one of those instances where I think
Spielberg went, okay, I dare you not to give it for this. I mean, because he got he got snubed for
18. He got snubed for the color purple. That would shock me. Yeah. Color purple shock you more than
18. Yes. No way. 18 was a great. I just color purple was on so much of a different level than
everything else that came out at that point. I mean, 18 was just the unstoppable juggernaut. I mean,
that's one thing to put a tarry at the point. And number one, Marlon Brando sin,
she and little feather to turn down his best actor Oscar for the godfather instead of the most
perfect films ever made. Because he was the whole thing with Wounded Knee was was going on and he was
supporting. He was supporting the, the whole, this treatment of Native Americans in Hollywood,
and it's the most, and God bless Roger Moore. He was standing back there after reading the
name. I can't remember who was with him. I might have been Catholic and this, well, Indian girl
comes up there and does this thing. And he's just looking like I would rather be anywhere else right now.
Put on this stage. To me, it would have meant a little bit more if he had actually been there.
If Brando had actually been there and said, you know what, I'm not even going to go up there.
Going up there little feather, say what, say what you came to say. Say what I said to you to say.
Two words. What do you think? How it? It's not made every year. Never shows up. Yeah, I guess Brando was too busy eating
like, you know, seasoned peacock at his house or something like that. Well, we're speculating here.
I'm very much enjoying this time. Food that is going to live into my house.
Let it go, sir. The reason I kind of leave my house is I kind of first to the thought. Let's play on this.
To the streetlights burning out at this point. And that's just too.
I just, Andrew just, and just shot the streetlight out with a BB gun. Many people that I know,
I told you I was about putting Vaseline in his navel. And does not put a smile.
Let's do the plug, sir.
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We're going to get out of here. I'm going to start watching the Oscars. I'm not up until
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