The Clubhouse – Episode 27
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It is seven o'clock on the East Coast.
It is four o'clock on the West Coast.
It is the 26th of April in the year of our Lord 2020.
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Welcome.
My name is Rob.
I am the executive producer of the Clubhouse Podcast
and it is official.
This is the most hair I have had in 25 years.
We are now to the point.
I'm gonna turn my head so you can see it.
It's now getting wispy.
I dare not try to grow the moat from the early 90s
because my hair line is retreating.
It's not receding.
We have not reached Michael Bolton hair cape levels yet
but we will keep you updated.
I am not alone joining me is my co-host
and a man debuting a new shirt
that does not show up on camera very well
but if you could see it, you would be impressed.
He is Alex.
Hey, man.
Well, I think this is actually going to be a good teaser
because I will be rocking this shirt
when we get back into the studio.
You're welcome.
You're still coming through pretty distorted.
I don't know what's going on there.
About now.
It's still, let's say again.
How about now?
It's still distorted.
I don't know what's going on.
That's weird.
It's probably the internet connection or zoom
or something that goes along with it.
It could be understandable though.
Yes.
Okay.
Also with us is the official fact checker
of sooner or gator productions
and a man who knows his buckies
and that's another reason we can't wait
so we can all be out and about
because we all miss buckies.
You may know him as Ibnou
but his mama name of Don Ford.
I'm a Colin Don Ford.
Hey, brother.
Hey, buckies is an essential business.
But it's a social distancing.
It's not a thing at buckies.
Let's just be honest.
It's big enough to do it.
But people ain't doing it.
It's just, yeah.
Also joining us tonight,
Jen Rome's still out on assignment.
We hope that she can be back with us soon.
She's working a lot of hours
and we need her to get her rest.
But we do have the lady of the house chair covered tonight
by one of my favorite humans in the entire world.
We have known each other longer than I have known Don
and Alex combined.
So you can do that math.
She is so special to me
because she actually put up with my shenanigans
for three and a half days straight recently
by putting me in her home
and before the crews happen.
She is, their words cannot express how much I love this woman.
Heather Fogelman joins us live
from Boynton Beach, Florida.
How are you, friend?
I'm doing well,
but I don't know how long we've known each other
because I'm only 20,
so I don't know how that's gonna work out.
Well, you know,
it could have been like a previous life
you were reincarnating and then it's
total time served is fine.
It works out.
No updates or corrections from last week.
We hope you enjoyed last week's episode.
In case you guys don't know what we're titling
the other show this week,
it will be called Don really hate subtitles.
Not Don hate reading.
Well, Don doesn't hate reading,
he just hates subtitles.
Yeah, it's different.
So let's get into just some quick sports talk.
I have two words to start this off.
Gronk.
What is it with my teams getting rid of people
that I don't like and then winding up
with other teams that I do?
Anything goes in Florida?
Oh, my bucket ears were my NFC team.
They pick up Gronk for the one year 10 million
he had left on his contract.
I'm told that the Barnhill,
Fizika's household has jerseys on the way.
For those of you that don't know Alex's lady friend
is a huge New England Patriots fan
and now two of his big stars.
No, that's a huge Brady fan.
So she likes Gronk too.
That is also fair,
but that still applies in the same regard.
So now she has to root for one of my teams
and that just makes me happy.
No, no, no, she doesn't have to.
She's choosing to.
Oh, no, she will.
She's choosing to.
And then I heard this morning,
James Winston apparently
to sign a one year deal with the Saints.
Yes.
Interestingly enough,
not only did they sign James Winston,
but Tayson Hill also got an extension for two years.
So I believe this is going to be the same
as the Bridgewater deal.
If he has no Teddy Bridgewater.
Let's know.
Let's put this out there.
That man is no Teddy Bridgewater.
No, he's more physically talented with a 5 cent head.
It's a great one.
Oh, one of us is more educated in this,
but at the same time.
But at the same time,
this is going to be Sean Peyton trying to see
if he can find a younger quarterback
who can learn his system
and possibly stick around with Drew Breeze as, you know,
a hundred.
And they don't have publics.
Let's just go on to talk about your baseball team, sir.
Possibly I'm putting that fandom up for auction soon.
For those of you that don't know,
Alex has a very personal connection
to the Metz organization.
I don't know if you want to go into that
but you don't have to if you don't want to.
But we can say that you have a personal connection to the Metz.
I've been around the team since I want to say I was four.
So my grandparents worked for the Metz
in the spring training facility.
Have been around the team for a number of years.
Allegedly tried to send a woman of the night
to David Wright's hotel room that he paid and declined,
which was disappointing.
You maybe set Patrick the Holmes.
That's allegedly.
What's that?
You set Patrick the Holmes once I wouldn't say babysat.
I was more so just the one there that said,
Hey, look at this, you were the babysitter by default.
Well, I don't know if I was capable of that,
but sure, we'll go with that.
You're not so does that mean I get to take credit for part of this?
You could.
I give you credit, but apparently Jennifer Lopez
and Alex Rodriguez are in a bid to buy the Metz.
That happens.
I literally will put my fandom up on eBay.
Don, would you like to sing the song?
Wait, beat the Metz hate the Metz.
It was cool.
I don't know.
It's not my song.
In the words of Will Smith from Bad Birds,
they've got to learn the words, man.
Meet the Metz.
Greet the Metz.
Tom on out and beat the Metz, OK?
Right.
It's bad enough I'm not going to get to see my braves.
I need you to get there with the song.
Because now we know the likelihood of the braves
coming to town the night before my birthday
is now not going to happen.
And I'm very upset about this.
And it was Wattaburger night.
And by the way, Heather, when you come to visit,
this is one of the first things we're doing.
We're getting you Wattaburger.
I know.
I can't wait.
It is.
I really can't wait.
It hurts my soul that you don't have Wattaburger down.
The closest you guys is Pala Hasi.
And I don't want you going anywhere near that town.
There's one in Jacksonville now.
I am not going to Jacksonville.
Speaking of which, I don't know if I showed you guys,
but friend of the show, Maddie Marr, who I adore.
She is Phil and Shannon Jungus.
She had masks made for me.
And I want to show them to you.
Is it upside down?
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, right side up.
Look at that.
I got three different masks.
And Ed Gator logo's on them.
Because Maddie's the best.
That's right.
I said it.
Let's go to some interesting ratings this week.
We had both the WNBA draft and the NFL draft.
The WNBA draft had its largest television audience
in the history of Evar.
Because what else was happening?
But you know what?
I'm surprised that they did their draft
because wouldn't their season be in jeopardy too
with all of this because their season goes June to August.
Right.
But at this time, there's nothing else going on.
Why wouldn't they do their draft now and say,
hey, you know what?
Other sports aren't happening, but come check us out.
But you know what, that young lady that went first
in the draft.
I'm going to let's go watch her.
Yes.
She's very talented.
And she's a team player, which I love about her.
She's got that whole, I've got points,
totals, but I've got to assist totals in everything else.
So I'm good with that.
The NFL draft this week drew its largest television audience
since 2012.
I thought they said it was their highest ever,
but that was last I heard.
I they may have been an update,
but last I heard it was the highest in 2012.
This was as of midday yesterday.
So they made it the way it was.
It was actually the best draft I've ever seen.
And you know me, I usually watch it every year.
Oh, you are all I'm not a big fan of the draft.
But I will say getting the alerts on my phone.
Gotta be honest, I'm excited for my dolphins.
Oh, they did so well.
My comment was, I have this feeling
and I don't know how to describe it,
but I think it's called hope,
which the city of Miami has not had in general
in about 20 years.
To the dolphin, Denny.
Oh, the dolphin, Denny, I miss him.
But yeah, no, the three teams that stood out to me
and I hate saying at least one of these,
the dolphins did great.
The jets did great.
Me, Cowboys did great.
Oh, boys.
I hate them.
On any thoughts on your Steelers?
Well, I don't know if they are Steelers.
She is a Seahawks fan first and foremost,
but she has love for the Steelers as well.
Well, well, he didn't even have a first round draft pick.
So I mean, for me,
would you rather have a first round draft pick
or Mika fits Patrick?
True, okay, so you're welcome.
I take that personally.
I think getting the wide receiver and running back
for the first two picks that we got
in the second and third round for what we had
and what was available.
I think they did good.
And I think they'll help.
We're losing Bell and Brown and everything else.
So I think they're trying to put in what they're missing.
So we're going to have to,
I just, you know, this is the most sports
we've been able to talk in a month, which is pretty bad.
But I'm just ready.
I'm ready for us to get the wheels on this thing.
Bring me football because if I don't have football,
I might lose my mind.
What's left of it?
I know Alex, I know you haven't seen this shit,
but I want to talk about this just a little bit
last Sunday night, ESPN and the Duce simultaneously,
which I thought was weird.
Why one didn't do it in the other one in delay,
but whatever.
They aired the first two episodes of the last dance.
This is the story of the 97, 98 bulls.
And I'm specific about that wording
because what we all thought going in,
we first saw these commercials.
I didn't think of the first commercials during Super Bowl.
When was that the first time we saw those commercials?
I honestly couldn't tell you.
I think that's accurate.
But I'm going to close the starting June
right around the NBA finals.
Yes.
That I do know.
They moved it up.
This is not about Jordan, which is the craziest part of this.
And for each episode, Jalen and Jacobi,
which is an ESPN radio show,
they're doing a quick 30 minute podcast
on the 30 for 30 podcast feed for each episode,
where they're like Jalen talks about his time in basketball
because he played during that time and he played against Jordan.
And then they also bring on the director of the series.
They're still editing the last two episodes.
That's going to be coming up this early now.
Yeah, because they weren't ready for it.
But they're bringing him on to talk about it.
And what he said is basically, and I didn't even know this,
the reason we have so much footage is that last season,
they signed off on a camera crew to follow them around
the entire season.
So that's where we're getting all of this footage from.
And because they knew this was it,
this was going to be the end of that dynasty
because of everything going on.
And the way they're doing the story,
the first episode was the Jordan story.
The second episode turns into the Pippin story.
The third episode tonight is going to be the Rodman story.
So what they're doing is they're starting
to tell the story of the season.
But what the director said was he's like,
look, we got to a point where we get to somebody
and I was like, but this guy's story is fascinating too.
So they're going back and they're telling that they get to
they're about to get to the point where Rodman gets involved.
So then they're going to go back and tell his back story
leading up to it.
I am finding this series fascinating.
And the lovely and talented Mrs. Urban
actually watched it with me last week.
And she was actually interested, which was shocking to me.
Because she's not a sports person.
Well, did you hear the report that this may not be the only season?
I hope not.
If they can keep this kind of momentum
and this kind of quality, I'm telling you, do don't binge this.
Go get caught up.
Don't wait for this to end it.
Watch the whole thing.
The aspect is apparently the same deal was made with Kobe
for his last season.
Oh, interesting.
Yeah, that's the report that's coming out now
that they had the same access.
I'm telling you, don't binge this.
Go back, watch the first two episodes.
Get caught up tonight.
Because let's be honest, you just want me to catch up
so that we can talk about it.
Well, that is part of it because that's part of it.
I don't know, because maybe we have a show that talks sports.
I'm just saying, but I wouldn't tell you this
if it wasn't good.
Oh, no, no, no, I fully anticipate it.
But the other aspect was, and maybe because I want
the unfiltered version, I have been recording
the TVMA versions.
Oh, no, they burn that during the live ones.
There were F-bombs all over the place last week,
and I watched the very first showing of it.
Okay.
So my catch up on the DVO was recording,
maybe it had conflicts or something
for other people in the household,
but it wasn't recording until like 11 at night.
It is so good.
And the director was even saying a lot of people were concerned
because Michael had full input on this.
Oh, absolutely.
He goes, and let me tell you something, Michael Jordan,
he completely signs off on being this vulnerable.
He could have easily said, I don't want this,
I don't want this yet, no point.
At no point, said that.
He actually was the one, and I'm not going to,
I don't want to ruin it,
because I don't want you to get there.
But there's a whole section towards the end of episode two,
dealing with Scotty Pippin, as it deals with
what ended up happening with him, with the bulls,
going into that season.
I've seen some teases on this.
The trade, Michael was the one that said,
I need that in there.
That's the piece of the story has to be there,
which I thought was, that was a ballsy move, in my opinion.
And he's allowing it, which I think,
if you know anything about Michael Jordan,
that's not the norm for him.
Well, I find it interesting because what actually
teased it for me was with the Jalen and Jacobi.
One of the blockbuster trades that didn't happen
involved picks that were going to be Jalen Rose.
Jalen Rooms.
All right, so let's get into some TV headlines,
as we're talking TV.
Let's go ahead and talk TV.
Last night, SNL was at home again.
After running a rerun, this week will also
be a rerun there, rerunning the Daniel Craig with the weekend.
That's actually a really good episode.
If you haven't seen it, I very much enjoyed that.
So last night, we were at home again.
Definitely, it was a great episode,
but they definitely have worked out
some of the technical kinks from the first one.
I don't know how much you guys have read about it, Heather.
I know you saw at least one segment of this
because you posted about it on Facebook earlier today.
The opening segment was Brad Pitt playing Dr. Fauci.
And he did a bit at the end of it where he took the wig off
and took the glasses off and was just him
thanking all of our essential workers
and all of our health care professionals
who we cannot thank enough for everything we do.
I try to keep the stir crazy talk to a minimum
because I know there are people out there
that are literally putting their lives on the line every day.
And we can't thank them enough for that.
Heather being one of them, she works in a dentist office.
And they say they ain't no pain like tooth pain.
And if people couldn't go see their dentist, it's good Lord.
Yeah, we've been having a lot of emergencies, actually.
So they call it, but we have to see them.
So anybody has an emergency down here?
We're open.
Let's tell them who we are.
OK, well, we're Palm Beach dentistry and Delray Beach
and look us up.
And if you need anything, we are here for you.
I mean, we're going to be seeing patients soon,
but we're here for emergencies.
So Dr. Monkreef is an amazing patient.
She is wonderful.
I got to meet her briefly when I was down there.
And I hope to see her again when I come down next.
I'm coming next summer.
I mean, that's the latest I'm coming.
Next summer, because next, I'm not afraid to say next year
is my 30 year high school reunion.
So they get better as you get older, though.
And there's just something that you get.
You just kind of get to a point where you're like, you know what?
I don't have to show anybody anything.
Well, we can have that whole conversation later
down the road of the 10 versus the 20 versus the 25 versus the 30.
But I thought that again, I thought it's amazing how much work
that they can get done where nobody's in the same room,
sometimes even in the same area code.
You can tell from SNL who's been there a while,
when you look at maybe you look at 80 Brian's apartment
versus King and Thompson's house, I'm just saying, you know,
Pete Davidson literally does live in his mother's basement.
And we've seen that the last two episodes.
People thought that was a bit.
No, he, I think he pays for it.
But he lives in a fully furnished basement.
Great. I love that picture of Tony surprised me.
He has on the wall.
He had a collab last night with Adam Sandler.
That was awesome.
Which is great.
And you want to talk about feeling old,
seeing Adam Sandler's kids.
I was like, do we have Jared Tallinn in the house?
Because I'm going to need some at and some metamusel
and let's just get this done.
What else happened?
Oh, Miley Cyrus was your musical guest
doing a cover of Pink Floyd's wish you were here,
where she was sitting next to what turned into a very smokey
fire pit, and a 12 string guitarist,
which you put a 12 string guitar in just about anything
you automatically have my attention.
Because I love the sound of a good 12 string guitar.
I would venture to say I think she lip-synced it
because it sounded a little overproduced.
And plus the possibility there was never any audio
from the fire pit.
That's true.
I haven't noticed that she didn't,
but you might be right.
And plus with the whole the smoke covers the screen
and then all of a sudden it was a little overproduced for me.
But that microphone she used is one that's on my wish list.
It's the Bose one that we had in the studio there for a minute,
Alex, that I was using, that's what she used last night.
Yeah, you're a mic, not mine, right?
Yeah, the one I would charge her a conic.
But I thought she did a good job.
I love that song.
So two weeks and two episodes in a row,
like Chris Martin doing the old Paul Simon song.
It's great two weeks ago.
Weakened updates, Michael Che kind of more back on his game.
If you don't know in the last episode,
he was dealing with the death of his grandmother
who had died from complications.
And he ended up paying the rent for like 160 people the following week.
So shout out to Michael Che.
I think my biggest question from last night is
where is Scarlett Johansson?
Because, you know, Joe said she wasn't there.
And if you're engaged to Scarlett Johansson,
and you're on quarantine,
you want Scarlett Johansson to house.
I'm just saying.
I believe that that's not even a quarantine.
You just want that nearby.
Well, I mean, that's a fair point.
I will give you, yep, that's a fair point.
But I mean, she's not out there promoting Black Widow
because we don't know what's going on there yet.
Yeah.
Thursday night, if you are a fan,
and I don't know if Heather,
if you and I talk about this, are you a Parks and Rec fan?
I'm about the dog.
No, you love the dog.
Actually, no, I haven't started it yet,
but I've heard I need to.
So my problem was when it debuted,
the office was still on and it was just way too similar.
So apparently, go ahead, go ahead, go, Alex.
Well, the interesting thing is as I started with Parks and Rec
before I ever saw the office,
I see where the parallel is,
but it's really good.
I very much enjoyed it.
Well, this Thursday night at 830 Eastern,
NBC is going to be doing a table read
with the Parks and Rec cast,
doing kind of basically a Zoom episode of Parks and Rec
with the original cast and what they're saying
are special guests.
They're not revealing who yet.
Do as long as we get Chris Pratt, I'm good.
I think I'm going to go for him.
Oh, you're good at, you're going to go for him.
You're going to get Ron Swanson.
I mean, let's be honest.
Well, I still just, the real heart to that is the fact
that Chris Pratt was only supposed to be on the one or two episodes
and was so likable,
they just made him a regular for the entirety of the series.
I just, you can put that, do anything and I'm good.
Let's see.
Tonight is the next to the last episode for season three
of Westworld.
It is absolutely bending my brain this season.
A friend of the show Brad Zabel texted me yesterday,
a theory that just made it worse for me,
but it has been renewed for season four.
So
it's been season two because you did have the same
brain bending response.
I feel like what they're doing is they're like,
how much farther out can we go before everybody shuts down?
Yeah, there is a, there is a moment
and I don't want to ruin it because it's a brilliant moment
and if you haven't had this spoiled for you, I won't do it.
There is a moment.
I want to say it's an episode either three or four
that absolutely shut me down.
And that's all I'm willing to say.
It's a moment that kind of comes out of nowhere
and it's about that quick,
but when you notice it, you can't not see it.
And it's kind of, there's kind of a cool story behind it.
If you want to ask me off,
I'll tell you what happens.
Thanks to somebody on this particular Zoom call
that brought something to my attention earlier this week
and we don't want to mention any names,
but her initials are Heather Fogelman.
Apple TV plus has all of Fraggle Rock right now.
What it does, but they're doing it like a Zoom call.
Like they're all zoomed in.
It's really interesting.
The Fraggles themselves are?
Yes, the Fraggles themselves are.
This wins, this, I mean, I'm all I'm all I'm all I know.
I'm like my five bucks a month totally worth it now.
It's really cool.
It's really, really cool.
I think you're going to enjoy it.
I use, I mean, back in the 80s when it was on HBO,
I watched it all the time.
It was on HBO.
Yeah, that was originally on HBO.
But remember, this is before I was even coherent, so.
No, you were, oh, you, okay, the tail end of it,
you might have been.
But I can't believe you have ever watched it at all.
It's fair as a way.
I don't know why, with all due respect to this,
the people on this call, I don't know why I would.
Because you're a red-blooded American.
And that doesn't tell me anything, but your opinion.
You're a communist if you don't.
That doesn't change anything to me.
Communism works on paper.
On paper, yeah.
But yeah, and they're doing the reboot too,
which I'm very excited about.
We have another Star Wars story this week.
As we know, a week from tomorrow, oh, no, yeah.
Yes, a week from tomorrow, Disney Plus
will be debuting the six-part documentary series
on the Making of the Mandalorian,
which I cannot absolutely wait for.
But now they've said, Leslie Headlin,
who created the Netflix series Russian Doll
with the Natasha Leon.
She is going to be getting a Disney Plus Star Wars series
that will be female centric.
That's all we know at this point.
So Disney is doubling down on a lot of this stuff
and I am completely on board as long as they can keep
the quality up because I've also heard
that this season of Clone Wars
is absolutely off the charts.
Do you think that there might be crossover
between the two series?
Because then I have an idea.
I'm on board, if that's the case.
I don't know if they've gone to concept with it yet,
but they've just said that she's been given a series.
Well, but what I'm thinking is is because
there is the report of the oh-so-beloved character
that has been cast with a major talent
for the season two of the Mandalorian.
I wonder if there is something into that.
Don't want to say any names to her name.
Rhymes with Rosario Dawson.
Yeah, okay, fair enough.
I'm on board with it.
I'm trying to be as loose even though we have blatantly
said it on part of the episode.
We talked about this on this show, yeah.
But my problem with that is,
is like we have blatantly said it on the show,
but I don't know if I was okay with that,
being blasted out even though I already knew it,
but that's why I asked you before, if you knew,
and you said, yes, I was like,
all right, let's roll in.
We do our countdown.
We did, we did, we did, we did, we did, we did.
And all of those season three of the Mandalorian
is actually already in pre-production.
Good.
The more of the Mandalorian we can get the better.
But again, as long as we can keep the quality up,
that is also true.
And as long as I get Kevin.
Come on.
Kevin's my dude.
Let's see, I think you'd have to qualify little dude
at this point.
I don't know.
We don't know how much time's gonna pass.
We don't know how true.
Well, that species age.
Because he's already 50.
So just saying, if you remember a few years ago,
TNT had a show called Leverage,
that had the Timothy Hutton in it.
Mm-hmm.
IMDBTV is rebooting it with Noah Wiley, not him.
Interesting.
I thought my wife was into the show.
She was like, no, I never watched it.
There.
And so it was one of those, hey, I have some great dudes.
Don't care.
And then I got, yeah.
Am I denying that that is, am I saying
that's a rare occasion in this house?
I am not.
Yeah.
All right.
Fans of Better Call Saul announced it was me.
Season six may arrive next year,
and it will be the final season for Better Call Saul.
I honestly thought this season was going to be a final season.
You're getting season six, sir.
So as you said, as long as the quality stays up,
because the other interesting part about that
was how many seasons are breaking bad,
which was what burned this did we get?
You would know better than I.
I've only watched the only breaking bad I've ever watched
was when I was at your house and it was on.
I know how it shows a lot of time.
I know how it ends.
It was kind of like lost.
I know how it ended in the first episode.
So I was good.
But it was only five seasons.
So the spin-off getting more seasons was kind of bizarre.
That may be a list we do one night.
Season spin-offs that lasted longer than the shows
they spun off from.
That might be a short list.
I'd be, yeah, you might be surprised.
I probably would be.
I would probably be surprised because I don't know.
Netflix has landed a deal with Pokemon.
They are going to have exclusive access
to premiere new episodes.
Get ready for this.
Starting with the new season 23.
I know people who will be ecstatic about that.
I'm not one of those people.
There's one person specifically
as related to this show that we think will.
Correct.
The fact that that show's been on
for almost a quarter of a century
is a little shocking for me.
Well, I don't know if it's been a,
I don't know if that's actually an accurate statement
with the quarter of a century
because don't they run the double seasons in Japan?
I don't know.
I want to say that they run the two seasons a year.
But I could be long though.
That's still a lot more than anything.
Speaking of stuff of seasons and things like that,
things from Japan, I have started my new film project
as of yesterday.
I am now going through the Star Trek films.
Star Trek the motion picture.
Wow, that's a thing.
Man, that's a thing.
When did I come out?
1979.
It's, I remember fairly remember that time.
40 years ago, Don.
No, we're getting old.
I mean getting.
Yeah, I, I crossed that bridge a long time ago.
I am 48.
And I said this in my post on Facebook last night.
It was like, do you remember 2001?
We can make that more palatable to people
by putting Star Trek in it.
That was a rough watch, man.
And nothing's two hours and 10 minutes long.
But in between, because you guys know,
I can't binge things like that.
I have to do a palette cleanser,
which is where we're going with this.
I'm rewatching Cowboy B-Bop.
And I'm loving it just as much.
It is one of my favorite anime series of all time.
I have the blue rays.
And friend of the show Leslie is going to let me borrow
the movie because the movie takes place between,
but they don't call them episodes, they call them sessions.
So the movie takes place between session 22 and 23.
So when I get to that point,
I'm going to get the movie from her
so I can put it right in the timeline.
Interesting.
It's a really great show.
I was the one you were talking about
that was super expensive online, correct?
Yeah, it's like 30 bucks were used.
Geez.
But you know what, I did find for $5 used online.
That's on its way here, my ex.
The boop.
Sorry.
See, this is where we need Don's Drop.
This is where we need Don's Drop.
I think the reactions of the rest of the panel
are disagree with your Don's Drop.
That caused me physical pain.
I just want what's on the way for $5.
The blue ray of say anything.
Oh, very nice.
Special edition.
Five bucks on movie trading company.
15 on Amazon.
So I have a quick experiment.
So I've been trying to explain this movie
that I absolutely love today.
Was the first foreign movie that I really enjoyed
because I wasn't a subtitle guy as well.
Is it your favorite foreign movie?
Probably.
That was for Heather, that one for you.
Okay.
Oh my, it's just the only dance on.
Okay.
Does anybody remember Brotherhood of the Wolf?
Absolutely.
Okay.
Try finding dope, dude.
Try finding a digital copy of it.
Try finding it on Amazon.
Try finding it on Apple TV.
Try finding it on Netflix.
Try finding it on Hulu.
Try finding it is nowhere.
There may be some rights issues with that.
Cause that movie, I mean, that had a decent theatrical run to it.
Yes, it did.
But the thing is is like, I have people in my house
doubting that this movie existed.
I will sign that and they believe me more than they believe you.
So what I'm saying, yeah, that's not saying much.
But what I'm saying is as there was literally no footprint,
I couldn't even find it existing on anything.
And it was like, um,
you shouldn't find it on the MDib.
That's what I wound up having to go to to prove that it existed.
But at the same time, it was one of those where I was like,
I was searching for it by English language.
I was searching for it by French.
I was searching for it by whatever, like a smoke signal.
I couldn't find anything.
Can I say my, my wig out moment of the week?
A friend of mine was watching the Godfather.
Yeah.
And she and the Godfather epic to him.
And for those of you that don't know what the Godfather epic is,
it is, uh, when, when they made the Godfather
so it could be watched on television.
What they did is it was originally called the novel made for TV
because they actually filmed extra scenes to make up for some of the stuff
they would have had to cut to show it on my give or television.
So what they did is they took Godfather and Godfather to combine them
and recut it so it's in sequential order.
So it starts with Vito as a child and then goes all the way through
to the end of Godfather to it's seven and a half hours long.
It starts starts with the De Niro shots and parents with, well,
even before De Niro come to do it, when, when, when Vito was a kid,
that's, that's a fair point.
But what I'm talking about is that time for that, that, that throwback.
And HBO go actually had it on their, on their app for a while.
And so we had a bunch of people come over to the house on a Saturday.
No, it's not there.
Believe me.
No, I said, I wish they did.
Oh, had a bunch of people come over to Saturday and we powered through it.
So I just did a Google search on it.
An Amazon prime video has a listing for it.
And I freaked out, but it's their saying, dude, a rights we can't use.
I'm like, don't even put a listing up.
Don't even get me there, dude, because if that was happened,
it would be on a hard drive somewhere in this house right now.
And I've had people like, well, I've got it.
I'm like, no, you have it in 720p.
I'm not getting that because it's done in 1080i and it looks gorgeous.
The, the wedding scene alone in high definition is breathtaking.
As you lead up to one of the greatest speeches in the history of cinema,
you've gone to me this day on friendship.
I'm going to tell you something.
I freaked out.
I was like, oh, my God, they have it.
They're like, dude, I can try to even tell you what didn't give me a listing.
I have DB doesn't have a list for it because they know what it would do to my soul.
Reset.
Okay, also in other Netflix news, if you're a fan of the last airbender,
all three seasons of that will be on Netflix on May 15th.
Because you can't call it avatar because of thunder smurfs.
Stupid James Cameron.
Do you hate that?
I honestly, I think the avatar problem has more to do or in this realm has more to do with
M night Shyamon.
No, because his movie wasn't called avatar.
It was called the last airbender because of thunder smurfs,
because thunder smurfs came out right before it.
Yeah, that's James Cameron gets a pass because of T2,
but I will not ignore stupid boat movie and thunder smurfs.
I won't do it.
I will always hold him accountable for those two films.
Aliens.
No, it's just kind of like Joe Shulmacher.
I cannot get I have to hold it accountable for two Batman movies.
But this is the man that wrote and directed Saint
almost fire.
So I have to give credit where credits do.
Yeah.
But he ruined the Batman franchise for the better part of a decade.
TV on DVD and Blu-ray this week, the final and complete series for Arrow available
this week.
I'm two seasons behind and very excited about this.
And if it's digit, if it was Blu-ray, there might be a purchase here.
The complete series of underdog available this week.
Okay, that one has my attention.
Available this week on Tuesday underdog.
He rocks.
I used to have one of those little golden books that was an underdog.
And I don't know what happened to it.
So you know what I really have me bring me back Hong Kong fully.
That's what I mean.
He is the number one super guy around Wow.
Don you just mind something I held dear.
Oh, God.
What?
Hey, check this out.
No, you are not converting this.
You are not converting this.
Actually, some gave her beverage for those of you that, oh, sweet, baby,
Jesus, lying in the manger for those of you that may be joining us for the first
time.
If there is, if I can pinpoint one thing that if I had a trivia team and Don was
on it, I would ban him from answering questions about its song lyrics.
And this dates back probably season three, season four.
And Alex, this was before your time.
So allow me to refresh your memory about this story.
So I'm telling a story about the song spirit and the sky by Norman Greenbaum.
I love that song.
Very powerful.
What a song.
What is this guy do?
And it became the title of the episode.
This is what he does spirit and the sky keep on turning.
That happened.
That happened on this show mashed journey into this.
When you make the ginger ninja speechless, which he did in that moment,
Hey, I'm all red right now.
Well, I remember everything is if it happened on the yesterday,
part about it, and there's not another car inside.
We're never had a girl.
I'm here to do him.
Don't you?
Are you singing paradise by the dashboard?
Yeah, that's my karaoke jam.
Yeah.
I know that word.
Don knows the story behind paradise by the dashboard light.
And why that song wears me out.
And it ties the rockable that three people on this call understand that reference.
Don Ford.
Hey, check out my thermos, though.
It's not a thermos.
Water bottle with Bob, Bob, you're running this meeting.
You can mute him.
You have the power.
Oh, Kevin, somewhere in the background face going, can I have that power?
Yeah.
I just farsened around with a remote like it's clicked with Adam Sandler, a large red button,
just, she's in the bedroom with the door closed.
I don't believe it.
Hi, Vey.
All right, look, can we get into music talk?
It's just moving.
I think we just have music talk and not accurately.
Lord, I've mercy on my soul.
So anyways, what I was trying to get to with that was there was also a great cover of that
before it gets ruined by Don,
done by sublime.
I have you want to go hunting that that's a great version.
Yeah, there's a CD that's called Saturday Morning's greatest kid that that's on.
There's also I can actually pull that up here because I have my other computer up.
If you want second here, well, if you'd like to get into music talk, I can look up.
We've got a violent FEMS who is a favorite of Heather's doing eap or a means.
I love you.
They have that dig does fat Albert collective soul does the bugle lose helmet does gigantor.
Sponge does ghost speed racer go.
The totes are on here doing gooey get together.
The murmurs do HR puffing stuff wax does happy, happy joy, joy.
Nice.
Sublime, Hong Kong fooie face to face.
Very some people know who they are there for kind of a obscure band.
There are Seattle band, aren't they Heather?
I don't know.
But they do pop by the sailor man, Reverend Horton, what's group was that face to face?
Reverend Horton heat does Johnny Quest and stop that pigeon.
Nice.
Julianna Hatfield and Tonya Donnelly did a duet for Josie and the pussy cats.
Frente does open up your heart and let the sunshine in tripping daisies on here doing
segment in the sea monsters.
The Ramones do spider man.
I bought a lot of people.
I love that one.
Mary Lou Lorde and another one of Heather and my personal favorites semi sonic got
together to do sugar sugar.
Liz fair and material issue to the trial law song and butthole surfers do underdog.
Yeah, that's okay.
Okay, but face to face is from LA.
Okay, fair enough.
All right.
We want to say congratulations to the M&M.
This week he has celebrated 12 years of sobriety.
Did he agree to him?
So and apparently he is neither confirming nor denying he donated a bunch of food to a local
medical facility and it was mom spaghetti.
That's an actual story that happened.
Hey, home cooked food for those people.
I'll take it.
Okay.
Okay, stop.
Stop.
No, no more M&M giving somebody something called mom spaghetti is a reference to one of his
songs yourself.
Oh, you yourself was nominated for an Oscar.
Okay, did it win where he says you vomits mom spaghetti.
Well, okay, vomit on the sweater already mom spaghetti.
Yes.
The Madonna, the Madonna.
She has teamed with reform alliance and they have donated 100,000 masks to jails and
prisons.
That is one of the big hot bed issues right now is the outbreak of COVID-19 in our in our prison
system.
So congratulations to the Madonna.
I will guide you as much as I tend to dismiss everything she did after 1994 outside of
die another day.
We will always get credit on the show where credit is due.
And even though she became British in the mid 90s, which we're still trying to all figure
out, I think that's an amazing.
Oh, the guy Richie thing probably, but guy Richie gets a pass forever for me too long.
Stop up on that.
Lose yourself did win the Academy Award was the first hip hop song to receive it.
Okay.
So it's hard out here for a pimp came after that.
Then I thought right up to the right.
Yeah, eight mile came first, then hustle and flow.
I love that movie hustle and flow is so good.
Aaron Carter and his girlfriend Melanie Martin are expecting.
So you got that going for you.
Whoever they are.
Nice.
I do have a question though.
And maybe you guys can help me understand this.
Last week, we announced a music new release for the great Willie Nelson.
That has now been pushed back to the day after my birthday.
My question is, and I'm going to give you guys a list of artists that this pertains to.
Dixie chicks, a lamb of God, a land is more a set.
Luke Brian, the 1975 Margot Price lady Gaga.
Alicia Keys, Kalani.
These are all artists that are choosing to delay the releases of their albums due to everything
that's going on right now.
And what I don't understand is why you would do that.
Like I understand that you still want to have promotion for the tours and everything else.
But why wouldn't you want?
I mean, you have the absolute most captive audience.
You could absolutely have to release your material to why delay it.
I can only think that they make far less money on digital than they do on physical media.
But how many places do you know that are doing physical media anymore?
I mean, the best by CD selection is smaller than this studio right now.
I think I think it's like you said, it's the ability to promote.
There's nothing they can do.
And unfortunately, there's a lot of modern music that if they don't have somebody
engineering it for them, they sound like a bag of cats getting thrown around.
If I can really on this one.
Number one, some people don't have disposable income.
Let's just be honest.
Okay.
That's a good point.
That is a great point.
Some people they're unemployed.
They can give a rat's rear about this new album coming out whatever when it comes to that or trying to get the red
paid or whatever.
Number two is you want to release and then have the tour set people.
You don't want to even start thinking about planning the tour right now.
You don't want to.
No, you're absolutely right on that.
You want to do the tour right after an album release because it's hot.
The album new songs are coming out.
The tour helps promote a new album and vice versa.
So right now economically for music.
No, it is too tough right now.
Let's just be honest.
All right.
I'm going to hold on to my counter to that because I want to hear ahead of that.
Okay.
This Heather like I she is a lot like me in the fact that she lives breeze bleeds.
Music is as important to her as it is to me.
One of the things that we talk about more often than not is music.
And you know, we have put each other in musical challenges on social media.
And I want to hear her thoughts.
Well, I mean, I think at this point, you know, the audience you're right is the captive audience right now.
I still feel maybe a, you know, releasing at half the cost or something.
And I agree.
I agree with Dawn.
I mean, the incomes are not disposable right now.
But incomes are being spent on certain things.
They're being spent on streaming.
They're being spent on, you know, Apple TV plus just like you rub, you know.
But I think that their audience is the most captive as it is as it's ever been right now.
And I think part of my counter to what Dawn was saying too is I understand that people don't have disposable.
I am one of those people.
Heather is one of those people.
But we don't live in the time that we lived in in the 80s and 90s where I had to go spend 15 bucks for two songs.
I can spend two dollars on two songs and just get the songs that I want as singles are being released to help promote.
Hey, you know, we're going to do this tour.
I would be more apt to see somebody, especially somebody like Lady Gaga, who people are dying for this album,
release a single here, release a single there.
One of the things I've always wanted to do if I ever got to that point is I would say, here's the deal.
You can buy this version of the album, this version of the album.
And what we're going to do is we're just going to drop a single every two to three weeks.
And if you just pay for the album now, you're going to get them automatically as they download.
The promotion for a tour is part of the deal.
But for me, if I were in the artist shoes, that by the time I hit that stage to have my album out long enough,
that people could literally sing along with every word because all they're going to be doing is sitting homeless into it anyway.
To me, that's a win-win situation, which is where my confusion comes into play of people are clamoring for this new material.
You know, especially people of those of us that are pop culture ingrained, which is the empire,
which is the people on this show, both past, present, and future.
You know, Heather and I have actually been talking the last week or so.
I'm trying to figure out a way where I can actually do DJ shifts online,
where I can go on for three or four hours and do an actual radio show.
And I can play, you know, I got 37,000 tracks in my computer that I can just take and do breaks in between and, you know, not get sued, which would be great.
I just think that people are clamoring for something new and I just don't understand this whole delaying the album thing.
And I think I didn't think of this before until you were saying something where you're talking about dropping a track and going,
dropping a track and having people clamoring for it, people run stuff into the ground.
I mean, you have a list of songs you do not want to do for karaoke.
What happens if you have people that get sick of it?
So you have your greatest album in this time and people have nothing to do but sit at home and listen to either the tracks they bought or the radio
and they wind up playing it so much that they're sick of it by the time you get to the door and you don't sell tickets.
So that's also revenue for the artist too.
Every time you're making nearly as much, I mean, out of a dollar, how much of that do you think they see?
I don't want to say that it's 15 cents.
But if 100 stations play that song once an hour, I'm making 150 bucks an hour assuming that the deal.
If you are in heavy rotation, I'm talking about on Apple.
I don't think they own their music in that regard.
It depends on the deal that they have.
Because I remember one, did you write it?
Yeah, if it makes all the money, Lady Gaga makes all the money.
Well, but that's also one.
Right.
It's only one person.
I'm saying there's probably a lot of people in that regard that don't make it as much.
So they're not saying, you know what?
Let's release it now.
They're going to love me for the next four weeks.
But by the time we get to trying to sell tickets for a tour, they're like, yeah, that I've heard that enough.
I just, I don't know that that's the case personally.
Well, no, that's what one of the joys of this show is.
We don't have an answer for that, but there are all these aspects that we cover.
Have any guests anyone say?
No, no, I was just thinking, you know, that the times when we were growing up when the music would drop or, you know, whatever.
That's all we have.
It was our music to listen to.
And, you know, the distractions that have come about in the, you know, with the paradigm shift of everything has changed that.
But I still feel that special bond to that music when it comes out and play it over and over and over.
Yeah.
Heck, yeah.
Maybe playing it over and over and over and never get tired of it.
But I get, I don't know if it's, if it's a generation thing or whatever, but I still feel that personal connection to a song.
If it drop, I may play it over and over and over and over and over.
I don't know.
This is my opinion on it.
Okay.
And we're going to see how this all works out.
I just, again, we talked about this on the show last week and the week before about the bottleneck that's going to be created.
When all of this stuff starts to reopen and.
I just want everybody to be smart.
That's my whole thing.
Be smart.
Let me add one thing to the point though.
So let's say they end up getting this album deal works 12 bucks or whatever, right?
For the new album on iTunes, whatever.
Okay.
Our I could get Netflix for the same amount and get one hour of new music.
Or I could get countless hours of entertainment for me and the family.
Which one's more economically smarter at this time?
You want the actual answer to that?
The actual answer to that is Spotify.
Yeah.
Because Spotify means I can listen to whatever I want, whenever I want.
And I believe that there is such a thing as Netflix tired head.
You know, there's only so much like there's a ton of stuff on Netflix.
But the percentage of that stuff that I give a crap about versus Spotify where I can go.
If I didn't have the music collection that I do, you know, Heather and I were actually talking this week.
One of my favorite things on Series XM right now is the covers channel.
It is mind blowing.
But she doesn't have her Series XM membership anymore.
So I said, you know, there's at least two channels on Spotify that you can go to and get the same thing.
And it's five bucks a month versus the 20 that you're paying for Netflix.
I mean, it's.
It's almost six or one half a dozen of the other.
I just don't understand why if I'm an artist, I want that content out there.
I want and I understand I want it to be fresh in somebody's mind.
But that's up to me to do the promotion too.
You know, Edward McCain is streaming a concert every Monday night.
So to be able to do that with new material.
And even alternate versions of that new material.
But that's just, I mean, that's just the way I see things.
The new release standpoint this week, the only thing that I saw that I recognized was a new Kenny Chesney album called hearing now.
The country Jimmy Buffett.
Yeah, I know he is.
I know.
I know you do because you're big Jimmy.
Oh, you know, this is Heather.
Don has seen Jimmy Buffett over 30 times.
Oh my god.
Have you warned her about the outfits?
No, we haven't talked about.
No, Don has retired the office, but there he is.
Don used to go to Jimmy Buffett concert stress as a mermaid.
I fall on.
Fall on.
Yeah.
That's, that's done.
That's done for.
But I do want to talk about before we get out of music talk, something that has happened this weekend.
That Heather and I and unbeknownst to each other actually were watching at the same moment.
Apple TV plus debuted finally.
We have waited for over a month since the first trailer dropped for this.
It's called Beastie Boys story.
It is a two hour documentary.
Kind of.
But I also wouldn't call it a documentary.
It's more of a two man show.
Yeah.
With Ad Rock and Mike D directed by Spike Jones because.
The Beastie boys.
Where they are basically going through the history of Beastie boys in two hours in a theater in L.A.
With the full movie screen showing clips and pictures and things like that.
Oh my god.
This is everything.
I will defer to you love.
No, I was just going to say I there were so many things I didn't realize like I didn't like I knew about Kate.
But then I didn't know like how it all ended with Kate and just it just made me love them more.
I mean they define me as you know I was a ten year old.
You know fifth grader at the time and I thought I was cool.
But like it just they define me even more throughout the ages and I love them even more because of it.
And I love what you know I love the tribute they did mca I love everything about what they brought.
And we actually have a Beastie boys tribute band here in Dallas called rhyman and stealing that played all the time.
Talking to friend of the show Devon Pike yesterday.
I talked to him on the phone about it because he actually watched it on Friday.
Devon's doing well by the way for those of you that I've been asking.
He's going through his chemo again but he's going to be okay.
He's hosting universal remote every Monday night and Thursday night at nine o'clock central.
He's doing his own version of remote control go to universal remote dot TV.
I by ended up finishing second on Thursday night which is perfectly fine by me because it was horror theme.
And you guys know how I feel our horror films.
He has actually read the book and I don't know did you have the book.
So apparently he said having read the book there wasn't a lot that surprised him.
But he still like seeing the visual element of it which I thought was funny.
Did you notice there was and because this is a family show we can't say it but there was a animation piece.
That spike was messing with them with.
First word crazy.
Yeah yes yes.
Did you notice who the voice of that was.
Yeah.
And it said who it was at the end and now I can't remember.
Bill Hater.
It was Bill Hater.
It was like wait a minute.
Hold on.
Yeah.
As I saw at the end on the uncredits.
I liked how they I guess maybe the chapters coincided with the chapters in the book maybe.
They must have.
Yeah.
But I thought this thing was brilliant.
The way it was done the way and you can tell how much those two and especially with MCA.
How much those three truly loved each other.
Yeah.
That you know I feel like I need to go rent lost angels now.
I did not know that ad rock was in a movie.
A very bad movie by the looks of things.
But I just to see that story unfold.
And if in this really isn't a spoiler.
If they if I have one issue with it.
They never even touched on.
You put license to ill at its own category.
Because that's a default.
My favorite album of theirs outside of license to ill is to the five burrows.
They did not even touch that album which I was like that's the one I wanted to hear about.
Because what the first time I heard shit to check it out I was done.
Like I was done for the day.
That album being what it was.
And I've got house I was going to be part one and that's okay.
But to see now because like when Paul's boutique came out I was not a fan.
I did not did Paul's boutique.
I did not either.
I did not like that.
But it's one I think I had to get away from for a few years to appreciate.
The artistry of it.
And seeing it like really made me appreciate it even more.
Like seeing how they produced it and they did it all on their own.
Like I really love it now.
I really want to go back and listen to it again.
Well, and the fact that they're still selling Horatio Horatio Hornblower.
It's not MCA.
I just I love that.
I will tell you right now even though this has been a very slow year for film for me because reasons right now.
This is my second favorite film of the year.
That's how good this movie is now my night total films for the year.
I'm sitting about 11 or 12 just because we haven't been able to any screenings.
And speaking of which my spy actually hit a VOD this weekend.
So go check that out with the Batista.
But BC Boy Story.
We were supposed to get a release in IMAX before all of this happened.
I really hope that happens again.
I will tell you Alex.
Be aware that at the end of the credits.
There is the logo for Dolby at Miss and Dolby cinema.
That's a very vague statement.
Means they have actually recorded it in those formats.
Oh, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.
Okay. Well, it's.
We had talked about it before when we were just talking about the aspects as a generalization between IMAX and regular theater and Dolby.
Anything that is music related or action related should be required by law to record in Dolby.
Well, I remember the first thing I watched in Dolby cinema and Heather has physical evidence of this somewhere.
I sent the girls those those headbands from Kubo and the two strings.
That's the first thing I ever saw in Dolby cinema.
And Alex and I are both AMC a list members.
And I still remember the first thing was because you convinced me to go see Justice League in Dolby.
It's just there's.
It's one of the best ways to see film.
And I want it is the best way.
If I can't get this in Dolby cinema, I need to see BC Boy Story in IMAX.
I just I want that emotion that immersive.
Especially when they're breaking down tracks, especially when they get the sabotage because.
Oh, my God.
You want to talk about just.
Coming back with a vengeance, that story of what led to sabotage, what led to ill communication.
How closely ill communication and check your head related to each other.
It just man, it's so good and it's a solid two hours and every frame is absolutely worth the time investment.
If you even if you are a passing BC Boy's fan, this is a must and I will get the book.
I'm going to get the book and going to read the book because I feel like these could be companions to each other.
And I think I would I'm glad I watched the film before I read the book.
This is one of those few times.
Alex, you have a confused look on your face.
Oh, I was actually looking up information on these deep voice stories.
I have not watched it yet.
That's why I don't know if I popped up on air at all when you started talking about it.
When you and Heather were discussing, I've popped the monitors out so I didn't hear anything spoilery.
No, there's no way that I would spoil any of this because you need to see.
But you also know my hesitation for anything that could even dance near spoilers.
There's also an amazing sequence during the end credits.
And I was going to say was the the metacritic grading compared to the rotten tomatoes rating are usually pretty close.
They're way apart on this.
Really?
Yeah, rotten tomatoes is 93 percent metacritic is 74.
Metacritic's wrong.
I'm not saying that.
I mean, yeah.
And I know that I don't know if you or your household is subscribing to the Apple TV plus yet.
We were on it for months now.
Ever since what was the mobile one?
Oh, scene, scenes at the name of it.
Yeah, made it three episodes in and just went what the aquasco moment.
Aquasco moment.
That's a nice way to put it.
I like to with three name things just like that that movie that.
Tom was that movie that that Hemsworth saw was in and we called it Thordfish.
Thordfish that he was trying to be a hacker.
A Michael man.
I know exactly which one you're talking about, but that wasn't swordfish.
No, I called it Thord.
That was a black hat.
Some yes.
Yes, you're right.
But go and that's what.
No, no, there's any excuse to have Heather in my presence.
I will always have that excuse, but I really wanted to be have her on to talk about this specifically if nothing else tonight because.
The fact that I text her like I'm about to fire this up.
And she's like, I just did too, which is kind of weird.
But did the princesses watch it with you?
They watched a little bit of it.
I mean, Addison and they, and they listen and they recognize and they're like,
and they were really like happy to see it.
And if you go ahead and if you want to put some framework, how old are the girls for people that don't know?
They are 10 and 11.
And they are wonderful and they are two of my other favorite humans that I love spending time with.
They're 10, 11, 5th grade going into 6th and 4th going into 5th and they are just.
And they do have an affinity for four things that we grew up with too, which I love.
They have to.
Like being in the car with with with with the younger one, we won't use names if we don't have to.
But being in being in the car with the younger one and and seeing along with stuck in the middle with you.
Was one of my favorite moments from that weekend.
And they're very cultured and they're very like that's I keep telling you.
Parenting you're doing it right.
Not just because I'm biased.
So all right, let's get let's get into some movie talk.
What better segue to get from we did a great segue to get from TV to music.
Let's do another one from music to movies.
I think the medic critic on BC boys has an error in their accounting because there's one of them that was listed as 5%.
I love the BC boys. I love this movie and it's like.
Yeah.
So that's why I think they thought it was giving it 5 stars and it dragged everything down just.
AMC said they are staying closed until studios release new films.
I do not agree with this move.
We talked a couple of weeks ago on this show that there were some theaters in China before they got reshut down.
Where they were reopening bringing people in for free, but watching older movies like endgame or the Harry Potter films.
To me, this is the right business plan to wait until they can do a full slate of new releases.
They've said publicly they've got enough money to get them through July and I don't know if that's enough time.
I have a hard time.
I understand the idea and we had discussed it prior about bringing people together in this regard.
I still have a huge issue with the idea of anything opening up until we're certain.
And I know that that's a selfish statement because I'm not one of the people hurting.
But at the same time, people are stupid.
People are absolutely stupid.
Now, I would love to get back to the theater, but here's the problem.
I trust the theater itself.
I trust the people that clean the theater.
I trust that they would to make every measure possible.
I do not trust some moron who brings four kids who all have a fever, sneezing all over everything,
drooling in the lobby.
And next thing I know, some guy who is eating a bat connects to me because somebody else who is not as good of a parent as Heather has any its spreading germs everywhere.
This is why the industry is going to benefit.
And this is going to boom and get ready America.
Driving movies are going to be the thing for a while.
And I love the driving.
We've got two within shooting distance at this house.
A big fan of the galaxy down in Ennis who actually has been open.
They were actually showing trolls last weekend, but they were capping at the number of people they were letting in.
There's also the coyote in Fort Worth.
We used to have one in Lewisville and that one shut down, which makes me sad.
But driving's are what's going to keep things afloat for a while.
And the galaxies even saying they're letting people bring their own food in.
So they don't have to go to the concession stand, which I respect.
I just...
Man, I want to get back to abnormal.
Like, especially movies, man.
I just...
I miss the theater experience.
I miss going to movies with my friends.
I miss...
I just miss humans, you know.
And select humans.
Well, yeah.
I mean, yeah.
There's a list.
Don't get me wrong.
But the times that we can all get together again, you know, having...
I was very, very fortunate that I was able to have Doc over for WrestleMania a few weeks ago.
That did my hard lot of good.
Getting to hang out with you a couple of weeks ago, Alex.
And then heading out to the rib crib and picking that up and supporting them.
God forbid.
That was a rough deal for them.
And just getting to spend time with humans.
You know, my wife is working 10, 11 hour days because she's a payroll analyst.
She's trying to make sure people get paid.
And I get it, you know.
But...
And I love the fur balls.
But...
There's only so much of the fur balls I can take because they just look at me like...
You shut up, old man, you know.
I'm ready to get back to it.
But I also want to be smart.
And I want to listen to medical professionals.
People that went to school for a decade who are qualified to tell me when I can do things.
You know, I had...
I had Sonic yesterday.
And it was like I was eating red lobster in 1983.
Because it wasn't pizza and it wasn't chicken pieces.
You know what I'm saying?
Like, it's...
You know, I'm ready for...
I'm ready for heartache again.
I'm ready for 10.50 again.
Put those on your list too, Heather, when you come here.
Those are barbecue joints.
I'm piggybacking on that.
Yeah, 10.50 is where...
When Alex and we have lunch where he works.
Hopefully where I will be working someday too.
10.50 is right by there.
It's by the same guy that founded Chili's.
And you literally walk up to the pit.
And you go, I want some of that.
And I want some of that.
And I want some of that.
And then they weigh it.
And they're pork chops.
Okay.
The Venom sequel has a title.
It will be called Venom Let There Be Carnage.
Okay with it.
I did not like the first one.
I did not like the first one.
I know you didn't like the first one, but...
Did you cut the check?
Cut the check.
Get Spider-Man away from Sony and let's...
Let's Sony just live on James Bond and I'm cool with it.
Angry.
Chris Pine, if you're a fan of him, which I am,
I enjoy Chris Pine's work very much.
He's going to be the new saint.
Wait, this is actually happening?
This is happening.
Oh, I'm so happy for this.
I enjoyed the Val Kilmer film very much in the 90s.
It was a bit of a shoe in her skibbies.
How you doing?
That's the saint for me.
It was Val Kilmer in the 80s and it was a bit of a shoe.
Who still looks amazing.
But they're going to do the saint again.
He's going to do it.
I like...
He's Captain Kirk.
I don't have the third of his Star Trek movies.
I got to get that.
I have the first two.
I don't have the third one.
Well, no, I'm drawing a blank on the fact that there were three.
There was Star Trek into darkness.
I can't remember.
Don, look up the third one.
The last Star Trek movie that came out.
The last Star Trek movie that came out.
The last one.
There were three.
Because it was Star Trek into darkness.
Something about madness.
I thought...
Hold on.
Anyway, wait.
Well, and this is the interesting crossover.
I gave you the note that I didn't know if you wanted to open it up for the casting thought process
on the alleged movies to try and help drive revenue in the other shows.
Oh, on the other show.
Yeah, we can talk about that on the other show.
Okay.
The Hunger Games is getting a prequel film.
There was the insurrection, the nemesis into the darkness.
Star Trek.
Teen.
Hold on.
Don, just went down.
Look at him chronologically.
I need the last one.
The Hunger Games prequel film will be called The Ballad of Songbirds and Snakes.
Yeah, except for...
And I don't know.
Is this a series that you are into?
Well, lovely and talented Mrs. Irvin's a huge fan.
And my sister Charlotte is a huge fan.
So I've seen the movies by proxy.
But have you seen what this prequel will cover?
I have not.
It will be directed by Francis Lawrence who did mocking Jay.
So I know that.
So allegedly, this is a prequel covering a young president's snow.
Okay.
The Star Trek Beyond.
Star Trek Beyond.
Yeah, that was a thrill.
Okay, thank you.
But yeah, but it's like, okay, so we're going to go back and see why the...
What are the villains was an immense jerk?
I mean, just give me more Donald Sutherland.
I don't need a young Donald.
I just give me Donald Sutherland because he's amazing.
The guy who wrote Bohemian Rhapsody.
I don't know if you heard about this this week.
He is doing the same thing, working with Clive Owen and the estate for Whitney Houston.
I'm sorry, that took a left turn on me.
What?
The guy that wrote Bohemian Rhapsody.
No, no, no, that's the part I followed.
He's doing all the into Clive Owen and then we said Whitney Houston.
And the estate and Whitney Houston's estate they're going to do with the Whitney Houston story.
But Clive Owen, I don't think he can pull off being Whitney Houston.
He's working with him.
I didn't say he was starring in the film.
Clive was very worked with her very closely for a long time.
I don't know this.
Yeah, Clive Owen, all 940 years old of him, here's my thing.
You want the Whitney Houston story?
Go watch the documentary called Whitney.
And Don will co-sign on this because he and I went to this screening together.
That documentary is incredible.
I didn't go to that one.
You didn't go to Whitney.
I thought you were there.
No, as we did.
So Don didn't go to Whitney.
Well, I remember your review.
I remember your review.
Oh, Bobby Brown and all that.
I saw it after the fact.
I have seen it after.
It is not excellent.
Yes, it is.
Yeah.
I mean, it opens the opening of that documentary.
They took, I want to dance with somebody and they isolated her vocal track.
There's nothing else there, but her vocal track.
And it gave me chills.
And I'm not the hugest Whitney Houston fan because reasons.
But it gave just to hear the power in that woman's voice.
Go watch that.
I don't know if I need this.
Go watch that.
Because I don't know that we've been, we've been far enough removed from Whitney for this
because you look at Bohemian Rhapsody.
I mean, Freddie's been gone a long time.
And I love that movie.
Loved that movie.
Yes.
You have to take that movie for what it is.
Because there's definitely some timeline messing with in there.
Jumping.
Yeah.
But from an entertainment standpoint, the live aid sequence alone.
I just, I had to pick my jaw up off the floor.
I don't know how I feel about this though.
Oh, it's all, I'm sorry.
It's going to be written by the guy that did, that did Bohemian Rhapsody.
But it's going to be directed by Stella Meghi who did a movie earlier.
They sure called the photograph.
So you got that going for you.
Okay.
And then what could be the most interesting move of the week?
And this is going to affect a lot of things.
The sooner brothers has lost the Lego franchise.
Oh.
But for five years to universal.
How did they lose it?
Universal wrote a check.
And here's the problem.
They didn't lose it.
They saw it.
What are 80% of your Lego movies?
They are DC.
Justice League DC.
Now, they do their theatrical releases.
Now, they've done, they've got, you know, they've done Marvel stuff.
They did Jurassic World, which was an universal property.
But I'm going to be really interested to see where that goes.
And I will say this and I will say this not just because my niece is a genius.
Lego Masters was a lot of fun.
That was a great show.
And you know how I feel about Will Arnett, the guy's Batman.
But, and then two of the contestants were from this town.
They were cost players here.
Devon knows them very, very well.
And I met one of the contestants when I was in Fayetteville.
That show was a lot of fun.
And it's all on Hulu.
So go check it out.
I'm fully endorsing Lego Masters.
Some of the stuff those people created were just out of control.
DVD and Blu-ray new releases in places.
You get DVD and Blu-ray new releases this week.
The rhythm section.
Which I am interested in.
This is the Blake Lively and her vigilante movie that she didn't January.
I know I heard some people mention it and enjoyed it.
But I've been intrigued by it.
It just, I think it was in theaters for like an hour and a half.
And then it was gone.
That's right.
A movie that I just let me look this up on the M-Dib before I do anything.
Because I want to make sure I get this right.
Because first of all, when you do a movie that's called Guns a Kimbo.
Oh, yes.
This one I'm actually very excited for.
That, that alone has me interested.
And I realize on his newly acquired Gladiator skills to save his ex-girlfriend from kidnappers.
There is, there is one image that you need.
You don't even need the title.
There is just one image that can sell this entire movie.
Let me just give you three names.
Reese Darby, Samara Weaving and Daniel Radcliffe.
I mean, I mean.
Actually, I really want to pull this image up.
If you do not mind me sharing the screen, please do.
If you need anything beyond.
Daniel Radcliffe with guns stapled to his hands.
If you need anything beyond this image, I can't help you.
I'm all in, I'm all in.
But the idea is, it's just insane.
How do you top that?
How do you not already want to see this movie like yesterday and just see lippers?
Yes.
Gunicus.
The assistant also comes out this week.
This is an independent film.
It's kind of creepy.
It's like a normal, administrative assistant.
It's like a normal administrative assistant.
It's like a normal administrative assistant.
Indeed.
The criterion collection gets a couple of new releases this week.
The other show.
Okay.
You and me and everyone we know, but also this week a criterion collection release.
one that Heather will be interested in because she enjoys this director very, very much.
The Grand Budapest Hotel.
It's very much here in collection.
His new film got pushed back, I think, to November.
The French, something, something, something dark side.
So there's that.
Some tech stuff.
HBO Max's launch date, May 27th, is the official date for the HBO Max launch.
I'm very much looking forward to this.
Because now I can get Cinemax series that I couldn't get before.
So like Black Monday, which I've been wanting to see with Paul Sheer, because that's all
going to be part of it because I'm an AT&T unlimited customer.
I get it for free.
So there's going to be a lot of content out there, May 27th there.
Eventually, they will be the ones carrying the Friends Unscripted Reunion, which now you
can bid on being a VIP for when they finally do that as part of the all-in challenge.
If you're into that artists, if you're on Spotify,
you can now fundraise through Spotify for yourself or for charity.
It's called the artist fundraising pick.
It's similar to artist pick, where you can just pick a piece of music to highlight on
your profile.
But then you can actually do that.
You can add a link that goes to any fundraiser that Spotify approves, of course.
Or their cash app, GoFundMe, or PayPal accounts.
So artists can now make some money from Spotify.
Alex, you have your hand up.
Wes Anderson, it is the French dispatch expected to be October 16th.
There you go.
It's one of those anthology films, I think it's going to be a lot of fun.
Fans of Fortnite, you can now use Travis Scott as a skin.
Feel free to hit Crickets at this point.
Serb Trip.
Adana, I have the Crickets, you don't.
I said Crickets, not St. Crickets.
Let's try.
Netflix, apparently since the shutdown has added nearly 16 million new subscribers.
They're going to be okay.
Yeah.
I wish I owned stock in Netflix before this all happened.
That's what it's an Amazon.
You know what?
I didn't tell Heather the stat that we said last week on the show, which won the one about
Tiger, Tiger, Tiger King.
Wait, wait, wait, before we even get into the stat, Heather, have you watched Tiger King?
I have.
And what were your thoughts?
You know, I love a really great, um, Strafire, and I just, it's such a great description.
Oh, well, watching it.
And I even watched the, like, the, uh, the one with Joel McHale, like, the after show,
the after show thing.
I watched that last night, and I just, I still just can't.
Shut my mouth of it because it's like a train ride.
But I thought the after show was a waste of time.
I love the first seven, but that after show was just, but there were highlight moments
with Joel McHale where he would just say that one liner at somebody that you wouldn't
know if he would go for.
Yeah.
It was worthwhile.
All right.
So, uh, I wanted to ask that and get that covered.
Thank you, Heather, to say, Hey, Rob, how's that, uh, some of those seats that feel
in?
It feels great.
It's wonderful.
I don't know why you just don't want to enjoy yourself.
It's weird.
I, I, I enjoyed myself quite a bit.
I just have no interest to watch this.
I watched McMillians, and I loved McMillians, which you did not, and I respect that.
And I'm not saying it was bad.
Uh, I'm just saying it wasn't you felt it was, it was shocked me, really.
You felt I overseas.
Heather, have you watched McMillians yet?
I started.
I watched the first episode.
It's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's,
Uh-huh.
Heather with the mic drop.
She, she is allowed to have her opinions.
It's one of the things I respect most about her.
I just, I have no desire to watch this.
And I, I honestly, I can't give you an actual reason.
I just have no interest in it.
I can give you one other reason.
We, you should watch it that we haven't covered.
You can finally not cringe and say, please, don't be Florida.
Please don't be Florida.
And it's actually not Florida, because I know it's all Oklahoma.
No, it's not all local.
Well, it's based out of Oklahoma, but not all of it.
There's so much overwhelming hashtag because Florida
nothing can fix it at this point.
It just I can't.
But it ties into the wonderful and wild lights of West Virginia.
Have you watched that?
Yeah, I have not.
Oh my God.
No way.
I will watch.
It's Joe McHale brings back the soup.
And he shows me clips that way.
Yeah, I was Virginia that I should see the wonderful white track of West Virginia.
Yeah, that's not really, isn't it?
It's a prime video.
It's not items.
A Jack S guy is the one that Johnny not so I don't have that.
I have Netflix.
So I'm just okay.
Yeah, come prime.
Cut to 30 seconds from now where he asks you for your log in.
So don't do it.
Don't do that.
Don't do that.
That's not way that you two guys.
We give you the word.
No, no.
Moving on.
Tomorrow there will be an announcement as to the future of the KW 2K franchise.
Oh, the fact.
Yes.
Yes, the fact about Tiger King for as of last Sunday.
And I'm sure this has probably gone up at least 20% since then.
There have been over 5 million minutes given by people watching Tiger King.
5 billion.
I'm sorry, 5 billion minutes.
And we broke it down.
And what was it like 160 years?
Four of the time has been spent watching that series.
It was it was the exact.
Oh, well, not the exact number was 5.3 billion minutes with 34.3 million unique views.
Yeah.
Wow, this is the world I live in.
But the future of the WWE 2K franchise time with the big.
Nice done.
Nice time.
The mute button exists.
No, okay, game this year, but the future of the franchise will be announced tomorrow.
Interesting.
It's further seeking Vince into Dilly Gaff.
Yeah.
Anything I'm missing before we wrap this thing up.
All right, a compendium.
So next week we'll be here.
The following week is money in the bank.
So this show will not be in its natural state.
We probably want to talk about if we want to do.
The reverse of what we did for Mania.
And do this show on Saturday and then do cheap pop on Sunday, maybe.
I like that idea because we're not going anywhere anyway.
So.
Don, what are your thoughts?
I'm good.
I'm good.
Because I really like that we're giving consistent programming.
We want to do that for the Empire.
So we'll have that official announcement for you next week on the show.
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That's something else.
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