The Clubhouse – Episode 25

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Hey y'all, I'm bringing heat.
In a Saturday night.
In a Saturday night.
In his eight o'clock on the East Coast.
In his five o'clock on the West Coast.
You know it.
It is the seventh of January and the year of our Lord 2012,
unless you're reading a run sheet in the studio right now.
It is time for the clubhouse.
It is season two episode 25.
But by technical definition,
it is week 26, which means this week we hit
a year and a half of this show.
We welcome each and every one of you that are joining us
either live on U-Stream
in the archive afterwards or on your portable device.
I am Rob.
I welcome you as we will welcome some of our guests this evening.
Sitting across the desk for me
with his brand new phone
and a brand new trim to beard,
but yet not a haircut.
He is checked.
I'm still under protest, yes.
The hair will continue to grow.
Just not the facial hair.
Is there a reason?
No.
It is like a free Tibet kind of a thing.
Yeah, yeah.
Or I'm making a statement.
I'm going to judge you.
I'm going to sing with the hair.
We have a couple of guests joining us tonight.
First and foremost,
some people refer to her as the Justin Timberlake of this show.
I just wanted to say that.
I don't know why.
I wanted to use his name in a sentence.
You know where you'll ever.
You can't live without her.
I think I'm in an AA meeting.
Hello, Charlotte.
What?
That was the point.
And that is how the show starts.
Also joining us tonight for the very first time.
We have a brand new special guest joining us.
This is the weekend of a national championship game.
This is a man that I've known for a few years.
We talk a lot of college football together.
He is a large supporter of Louisiana State University.
His name is Cliff.
Yes, sir.
Nice to have you.
We're going to talk about the national championship game coming up in a little while.
We are your one-stop shop for all things sports, pop culture, and pro wrestling.
So we got to cover the whole gambit tonight.
Let us jump right into the deep end of the pool.
Every week we start the show with corrections.
And I will take a sip of my tasty beverage.
We have two.
Both of them, of course, are on me.
Because I've got a smart man.
First of all, the winner classic was not at Lincoln Financial Field.
It was actually at...
Is it Citizens Bank Park or something?
Are they called for the Phillies Play?
Yeah.
That's where it was. Great game, by the way.
Great game. I'll actually do 24-7 today.
And also Adele's long-form video.
In case you went to Best Buy and asked for it.
And if you did, I hope you recorded it.
It's a completely different show.
It's called Live at the Royal Albert Hall.
There, surely.
He's back.
I haven't seen this new guy co-commercial with the pig.
He's just on the zipline going whee!
Genius.
Genius.
So Adele, we've got corrections out of the way.
By the way, if you are listening live, please get in our chat room.
Say hello. Looks like we have two people in the room right now looking forward to everybody else.
Join us.
We are going to start with a little movie talk.
No longer discussing British pop singers and body modification or anything like that.
Let me if you want to talk about it, we can.
I mean...
I mean, I'm not here to judge you, but whatever.
Okay.
As long as we're not talking about the Prince Albert Hall anymore.
It's a long haul.
This is gonna be a wrestler, too.
We are now six minutes in.
I'm just letting you know.
This will be the next two and a half hours of my life.
And we'll be putting that in the summary of tonight's show.
Here we go.
That's a long haul.
You got it.
We have a title.
Actually, that may be the title.
I don't know yet. I'm gonna write that down right now.
L-O-O-O-O-O-O-N-G-HALL.
And really, I could spell hall H-A-L-L or H-A-U-L.
It kind of means the same thing.
Oh, Lord have mercy.
This is the end.
Again, I am now rethinking moving the show to Saturday night.
Box office numbers for Friday.
Number 10.
New Year's Eve with $1.1 million on Friday.
It's going to be 29 days.
It has made $40.
But right at $50 million.
So that's where your hard-earned tax dollars are apparently going.
Number 9.
A movie we were talking about in a pre-show.
Did you say you've actually seen this one?
Close at the Tinker Tailor Soldier Spy?
I actually had a chance to check out a little bit.
Probably the first 15 minutes.
What do you think of it?
It starts out kind of slow.
But you can see it gets real intricate really quickly.
So it's something that I definitely want to finish.
A good guy.
Awesome actor.
Made $1.72 million yesterday.
Total up in 29 days also came out the same day as New Year's Eve.
$6.373 million in 29 days.
And this is Tinker Tailor, right?
Yes.
I keep in mind this one wasn't also, it wasn't released at every single year.
Oh, so is it still unlimited?
Yes, it's still unlimited release.
Talk right into that thing.
Still limited release.
Still doing art houses and stuff like that?
Yeah, like the end wouldn't the end.
Number 8, the adventures of 1010.
In 17 days, it's been out.
It made $1.74 million on Friday for a total of $57 million.
Man, it hurts.
I don't even want to know what the budget on this thing was.
Number 7, because we have some kind of karmic punishment.
We have to keep dealing with it on this show.
Alvin and the Chipmunks Chip Rect makes another $2.3 million on Friday.
$2.3 million.
Did 23 of these things?
I can go watch cartoons.
When it was better than the CGI crap.
Thank you.
I want to punch Jason Lee in the chin.
And David Cross.
What's David Cross doing in this thing?
You know what?
Yeah, I'd say the same thing too.
I like that gun man of black.
But after that, I really miss you too much of him.
22 days has made $104 million.
22 days.
Number 6, we bought a zoo.
The Matt Damon's movie directed by Cameron Crow.
It is now, it made $2.36 million on Friday for a total of $50.5 million.
For a Cameron Crow film, that's actually really good.
And I love Cameron Crow.
Don't get me wrong.
But that's actually pretty good for him.
He's got an Alimony to pay.
The movie that apparently everybody in this room,
but me has an interest in.
Warhorse makes $2.6 million on Friday for a total in 13 days of $50.9 million.
So how close is it to the gross of $1010?
How much is it?
It's right there.
$1010 made $57 million in 17 days.
Warhorse has made $51 million in four last days.
Wow.
Number 4, a movie that we're going to go see at some point.
The girl with the dragon tattoo made $3.5 million on Friday.
17 days, $69 million.
Wow.
And the second and third I've told have been Greenlit.
Anyway, we'll be filmed simultaneously.
Yeah, that's not told you a couple weeks.
So I'm very excited.
But I'm not going to read the second book until after I see this movie.
So I don't get my brain jumbled up.
Right.
So any more than it already is.
Yes, because my brain is already a sad state.
$4.285 million on Friday for Sherlock Holmes Game of Shadows.
Do you want to see that movie?
I haven't seen it. I want to see it.
Chad's dad wouldn't saw that.
And he said he'd quite enjoyed it.
Total in 22 days of $147.6 million.
So it's doing well.
It's up there.
Mission Impossible Ghost Protocol.
$6.2 million on Friday.
You know, but Chad's dad said this.
If you're going to see one movie for 2011, it needs to be that one.
It was really, really good.
They saw both of them back to back.
It had no storyline. It was just the bunch of explosions that's done.
And the problem lies where with me.
I can't find one.
Let me pause the music for just a moment.
Are you expecting a merchant ivory out of Mission Impossible?
Because I'm going to tell you.
You're not going to get it.
You're not going to get the King's speech with Tom Cruise.
You can't handle the trip.
I'm sorry.
I'm not going to spend money on it now.
But if you're your...
Check your brain at the door.
Your male companion decides he wants to see it.
Will you go?
No, he feels like that supports a Scientology and he wants to see it.
Oh!
I don't think there's a short film that rung you before it is there.
You never know.
It's Subliminal messages throughout the movie.
Number one.
I don't know if you've seen these numbers.
Number one at the box office for Friday.
And I am an utter shock.
I will say that going into this.
The movie that was not screened for critics.
At all.
Oh, you're kidding me.
And let me go ahead and pull up Rotten Tomatoes.
I want to see what the official Rotten Tomatoes are rating on this thing.
Because, like I said, they did not screen this film for critics even a little bit.
Right now, go ahead.
11 mil.
Not even close.
This movie, The Devil Inside.
10% on Rotten Tomatoes right now.
16.9 million dollars on Friday.
Insane.
People like to be scared.
You know what? I'm also kind of picked up on a trend here.
I think if you look at all the movies that we got coming out right now.
A lot of them are dealing with Armageddon.
2012.
Yeah, that's where we're going right now.
Did anybody see that cartoon that Nonsuck order put up about the two minds talking each other?
And he's like, I ran out of room at 2012.
And the other one goes, ooh, that's going to mess with somebody someday.
I really think they just ran out of room.
Honestly, I'm the same way.
I'm going to wake up on Christmas Day.
It's the 21st.
21st. Is that a Friday?
Oh, don't get me lying on a calendar on me.
Well, let me think.
Christmas was on a Sunday this year.
It's going to be a Friday.
It'll be a Friday because it was a Friday.
It was a Wednesday and we had to leap here.
So there's a possibility of movie release dates this day.
There's already one pitched for that day.
That's about that kind of thing.
I can't remember the name of it, but it's already being pitched for that day.
Wow.
Those are your box office numbers?
Amanda Saferead.
They just released the first picture of her as Linda Lovelace in her bio-pick.
She is now in final talks to play Cosset in the Lay Misry Boots.
This thing is getting bigger by the day.
Listen to the rest of this cast.
Taylor Swift is going to play, I can't even say the name right.
There you go.
It's Hugh Jackman's in this, Russell Crowe's in this,
and half the way.
Is in this, Sasha Baron Cohen is in this,
and how and about him Carter?
Oddly enough, not directed by Tim Burton.
But I guess my question is,
you're putting a lot of money into this thing.
Is this going to work again?
How well did the one that Liam Neeson did?
Fair, but then again it wasn't the musical version.
So yeah.
I'm assuming this is the musical version.
I mean, Wiles with Taylor Swift being in it.
Yeah, she was a New Year's Eve.
That's why it's not.
Valentine's Day are one of those polity movies things.
But Hugh Jackman has been known to David a little bit.
I believe he's got a Tony Award, does he not?
Well, plus he had that show that was,
that ill-fated show on CBS,
where he was a detective that sang.
They were trying to capitalize on the whole Eli Stone vibe.
I can't remember if that worked so well.
Well, it was in this country.
Did you ever watch any of that show, though?
I did not.
Eli Stone is a really good show,
especially with the George Michael sub-block was brilliant.
It's on Netflix.
Check it out.
Jules had me watching it and it was really good.
I heard good things.
I just had other things to do.
It was just my time.
It just kind of hits you from out of nowhere.
And they were going to try to do the same thing
with this Hugh Jackman thing
and it just fell on its face.
It was like,
Drew Barrymore, congratulations to her,
engaged to Art Consultant Will Copleman.
Wasn't he on Nightline?
I knew you were going to say something like that.
He's an Art Consultant.
At least it's not Tom Green.
You know, it's got to be amazing.
That's the best Drew Barrymore I can come with.
She's got an odd voice.
I just got an odd face.
Yeah.
She was dirty.
We have your villain for the next Star Trek film.
I'm going to pause this because we're not there yet.
We're going to go back and just go back to the beginning
of the musical loop for this.
Benedict Cumberbatch is his name.
You made that up.
I really wish I...
He was in atonement.
He was in Warhorse.
He was the guy in the other Berlin girl.
You know who you're talking about.
The new British TV version just called Sherlock.
It's about Sherlock Holmes.
He plays Sherlock Holmes.
He's also in Tinker Tailor Soldier Spy.
I think he's also in the Hobbit.
Yes, he is.
You're absolutely right, sir.
So ready for that.
And apparently he's in a brand new movie
with the very hot Alice Eve called ATM.
The trailer just came out.
I haven't seen it.
So there's that.
They haven't said what villain he's going to play.
They haven't said where this thing is going.
Just get it done.
I'm ready for the sequel because the first one was...
That's kind of creepy.
A little bit.
In Kevin Smith News.
Because we always have to have Kevin Smith News
because he's one of my leaders.
Hit somebody which will be his last film directing.
It was going to be split into two films.
The first one called home.
The second one called away.
He has now said it's going to be back to one movie
he's working on a second draft of the script.
It is based on a Warren Zebon song about a hockey player.
Okay.
That's all we know at this point.
He's going to start filming it June
because he wants to premiere it at Sundance next year.
But I'll tell you what,
Red State just kind of failed in it.
That didn't surprise me, though.
I still don't know how I feel about Red State
because I'm a big fan of this man.
So again, just like cop out,
I don't know did I like it because it was him
and it was a departure for him
and it was something different
or did I like it because it was a good film?
I think the former, rather than the latter.
Because I mean it wasn't a bad film.
But would you have seen it?
It was better than cop out.
Would you have seen it otherwise?
Producer boss.
Not a chance.
Not a chance.
No, I know you.
I really don't know.
I mean, even the subject matter of it
if it was anybody else you're right.
No.
But it still wasn't a bad film.
No, it wasn't a bad film at all.
But you could definitely see his fingerprints all over the thing,
especially in the dialogue.
Yeah.
Well, because that's all he does.
That's all he does.
He's like Quentin.
He's like Quentin.
He's like Quentin.
Yeah.
Just dialogue, dialogue, dialogue.
It was a well-done film,
but it just did not connect.
It did not connect.
It did not find its audience.
That's not my other thing.
A stoner cab just hurts me.
Yeah.
Sorry to hear that Zooey Day Chanel
will be filing for divorce from
Death Cab for Cutie Frontman
Ben Gibbard after two years.
She's so hot.
Anybody want to kick a guess of what the grounds are?
A reconcilable difference.
There you go.
Was it like 99% of the divorce count?
And a movie.
Celebrity is them.
That's why they all split.
She's an odd duck though.
I like her.
I love her.
I think her sister's hotter than she is.
Going at some bones.
Hey.
I didn't even know she had a sister.
Yeah.
The chicken bones is her sister.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Really?
Yeah.
They both have shows on Fox.
I've never really paid that much attention.
And a lot of people have said,
a lot of people have told my daughter that that's who her celebrity
look alike is.
No.
I disagree.
I'm not saying I agree.
I'm just saying that's what they say.
For that view, I would like to say this.
That's what I'm saying.
Then there's this story about Warner Brothers
wanting to put a 56-day delay
on every movie they release on DVD for rental purposes.
And that is double the number that they currently have.
So it comes out on DVD and you can rent it 26 days later.
Apparently they are focusing on Netflix with this.
Yeah.
And Netflix is going,
okay, so could we just go to Best Buy and buy it and then rent it to people?
Those people with Netflix, they got stones on them, dude.
I'm not kidding you.
We're going to talk about them a little bit later.
I just don't understand the logic here.
If I'm not going to buy it the day it drops,
why do you think I'm going to wait 56 days?
Yeah.
56 days I can wait two,
I can wait another two months to rent it.
Because they come out so fast anyway.
Like last week,
contagion came out.
And didn't that come out like the end of September?
That's what I feel like.
You know, it's not,
this isn't going to,
this isn't going to make me go buy it.
Because I'll tell you what else is going to happen.
It's going to be on demand the same day.
That's what I would be.
That was my next question.
How does this,
I mean, how does this benefit you?
But does that also affect pay-per-views?
Does that affect on demand?
The article I read did not say.
It wouldn't surprise me.
But they're saying,
but remember,
a lot of these are saying,
same day is DVD.
And they're not saying,
same day is DVD rental.
They're saying, same day is DVD.
Uh-huh.
Directive E's even got it out of what they're saying.
You'll get it the day before it gets released.
And they're hooked up with Blockbuster.
Yeah.
Or is that Dish Network?
It's Dish Network now.
Directive E did do it anymore.
Because you can,
you can, I think they've got that package where you can get there.
Yeah.
Yeah, they get it to you a little earlier.
Movie new releases coming out this coming Friday.
Charlotte is now doing her happy dance.
Y'all should see this.
Beauty and the Beast in 3D.
I say the same thing about this that I said about the Lion King.
Are you changing the ending?
Because it's still the same movie, right?
So what difference does that make?
Seeing it in the movie.
Exactly.
I saw it the day it came out in 1991.
I saw that in Adam's family the same day.
See, I went out and I never got around to seeing Lion King in 3D.
3D.
3D.
But I did go see it in IMAX when it was on the first video.
I mean, I'm not saying it's not going to make a bajillion dollars
because it's going to make a bajillion dollars.
It's Disney.
It's what they do.
Uh-huh.
That's why they have a ball.
I just think we're taking this 3D thing too far.
Way too far.
Too far.
One's 4D.
I didn't know, matter of fact, I went out to Universal Studios
and they have a 4Lando L.A.
Orlando.
Orlando.
4D Shrek.
It's the most amazing thing in the world.
Now, how does 4D work?
Well, Spy Kids, I think, did the 4D.
But that was still a vision.
I'll give you it.
Yeah, and then you would scratch and you could smell something.
Do you remember whenever they did the honey, I smoked the audience
and the dog sneezes on the audience and you get sprayed?
So that's what they call 4D.
Yeah, there you go.
Totally immersion.
Are we going to have that at home?
I mean, what happens if it's like raining on TV?
I know that if you buy the Sleeping Beauty Blu-ray,
when the castle comes up, whatever the weather is outside,
that's what it shows on your screw.
Wow.
That's kind of Disney did that with the Sleeping Beauty.
I thought it was just synced with the clock and if it was night.
No, it syncs the weather too.
Because you have to hook up your ethernet connection to it.
So it just goes and finds your local weather and puts it on the screen.
Wow.
That's cool.
I know your TV is coming with internet now.
So the widgets, if you will.
Also coming out this coming week,
this will be on Friday the 13th, oddly enough.
A movie that has caused a little bit of buzz
as Meryl Streep will be playing Margaret Thatcher
in a movie called The Iron Lady.
We found out in speaking with this over the holidays
as your, shed your lovely wife is of British descent indeed.
They don't like her as much as we did over here.
Some people didn't.
But her popularity rating was lower and England than it was here.
Do I know how to do it when you did not?
No, you did not.
Yes, I did sir.
God.
I was just waiting for your reaction.
I didn't have anything else to go with this movie.
This is the best I could do.
Iron freaking maiden.
And now another movie coming out this week
and I think we'll make Chad happy
because he doesn't have to hear about it anymore.
This is apparently one of his pet peeves
over the last couple of weeks.
As the Mark Wahlberg Action Thriller Bits
known as Contra Band.
Finally releases a movie.
Anybody else sticking here in about this movie on TV?
See, this is what it's like.
It's stuff like this is the reason I have a DVR
because I, by the way,
Iron Lady at 57% on Rotten Tomatoes.
I don't have to watch commercials because that's why I have a DVR.
Because I don't have to watch commercials.
So I don't watch strictly DVR.
Like if you, like I will sit there and put it on TNT
and go through a marathon of law and order
because that's pretty much all they show on TNT.
And I bet you I will catch the ad for Contra Band
about a dozen times.
But for those of you that are like me and don't watch commercials
Chris Faraday who's played by Mark Wahlberg
along the go abandoned his life of crime.
But after his brother-in-law Andy
botches a drug deal for for his ruthless boss
played by Giovanni Rebesi because when I think of ruthless boss
I think of Giovanni Rebesi.
And he do that in gone in 60 seconds.
Pretty much.
Chris is forced back into doing what he does best
running Contra Band to settle in these debts.
This has gone in 60 seconds without the cars.
You have a key back in sales on this.
And Angelina Jolie was in gone in 60 seconds.
The remake of gone in 60 seconds wasn't bad.
But it's the same story with the same God.
Did I ever tell you about gone in 60 seconds story?
I don't know.
Back in the day I was going to launch with some friends of mine.
And we went to the hard rock that used to be in downtown Dallas.
It's in the old church.
And we pulled up to the valet and the valet was watching gone in 60 seconds.
And I went, here's a question.
Is this the best movie choice for you in this job right now?
And he just looked, he started laughing because he was going to do that.
They could about that but that is kind of funny.
He come back the next day he's watching Cannonball Run,
in the bandit.
This is our training, Richard.
Apparently hard rock has gone to a very progressive form of training.
And then also a movie coming out that has yuck written all over it.
Queen Latifa and the artist formerly known as Dolly Parton
who now looks like Madame the puppet from the Whale and Flowers days.
You joyful noise.
I put a tweet up about this a couple of weeks ago.
And I said, didn't I see this the first time when it was called Sister Act 2 back in the habit?
Is this the same film?
This looks so utterly bad.
And I don't know who's got less street cred now.
Ice Cube or Queen Latifa?
Ice Cube by a country mile.
And cliff back me up on this.
Latifa was never gangster.
And I was just talking about this as one of my co-workers the other day.
I need a queen Latifa album.
Don't give me a Dana Owens album.
I don't need that.
I need a queen.
I need you and I.
No she won't need all hail to queen.
No she won't need ladies first.
She wasn't a gangster but she was militant black chick.
Very militant.
But she still wasn't gangster though.
No but that doesn't matter.
I'm not talking about gangster.
She was gangster.
And to me that you know his fall from street cred was farther.
It is so funny that we're talking about Ice Cube right now because I got a chance to watch beef today.
Have you seen that series beef?
It's about hip-hop beef.
Oh I have heard of this.
And it broke down the whole NWA Ice Cube and Dr. Dre going their opposite way.
Who's showing that?
I'm going to find that.
I would like to see that.
They're running it all day.
I got to see this.
It's awesome.
It was amazing.
Well okay then let me put it to you this way.
Since the gangster and the militant thing are so polar opposites according to you.
This would be like Chuck D doing a sitcom.
Not to me.
To me because that's just the way I feel about it.
What do you think?
I think so.
It would hurt just as much.
From what I'm seeing too on there, it's more of like a gospel approach this whole thing.
Right and I'm thinking Ice Cube and Queen of Teapar, you know we're near the gospel aisle in Best Buy.
That would be like Chuck D showing up and hanging with Mr. Cooper.
That's about some of that Dana Owen's album right after she did Chicago.
So this is to me it's kind of a progression of that.
It wasn't like you know Ice Cube went out and did the next Wiggles album.
You know what I'm saying?
Ice Cube fell off with me after are we there yet?
Yes.
And then did another album after that and I'm like you can't commit.
You've already committed you've already crossed the line you can't go back.
Because I love I love old school ice cube.
I do.
You're see walking on this out of the line and you go back to grocery shopping tomorrow.
Yeah.
Yeah.
That that coolers like him or nobody colder than me dude magma is colder than you.
Did you just ice on me?
I keep hot mag.
I'm like please do you have no foot to stand on anymore?
Stop it.
DVD and Blue right new releases this week.
Boardwalk Empire season one.
Wow that shows it.
If you have not watched this show get caught up.
This is the sopranos on the next level.
It is the basically boardwalk in parts of HBO series.
The very first episode takes place on the day prohibition starts.
Wow.
Steve Dushemi what else do you know?
Yeah.
Dushemi's awesome.
Go get caught up dude.
They've just finished season two.
Season two is already done.
You think he's awesome before you've seen this.
Wait till you have seen it.
This was have a new level of respect.
One of the most obviously earned Emmys in the history of ever.
He was brilliant.
Oh god he's good in this.
I know like a dark eerieness to him that we just haven't picked up on.
Yeah.
They're always is.
Money ball.
Money ball with Brad Pitt hits today.
This will be a rental.
Yeah.
We're not today.
This coming Tuesday.
This will be a rental.
I'm in.
I'm trying to get over my Brad Pitt fear.
I just don't like him.
He creeps me out.
What about Jon and you?
That guy's awesome.
I'm very nervous about the 21 jump street reboot.
What would you the fanatic about the super bed and the.
Yes.
I'm a problem with Jonah Hill.
I mean he's okay.
Great.
But Brad Pitt.
What what what what ooks you about Brad Pitt?
He's creepy to me.
He's just.
I don't know.
He's.
We are talking about charla moving on.
Uh the Anna Ferris Chris.
Chris what's his name?
Vehicle.
What's your number?
35.
Basically where she.
Oh, oh, that.
Oh, yeah.
This where she goes back through all of her old boyfriend's to find out what went wrong.
Is it Chris Pine?
It's a hope in her.
It's not Chris Pine.
Chris.
No, who's the kid that played the human torch?
Chris Evans.
Chris Evans.
Yeah.
That's who he's in.
And also prepare yourself for the scorpion king three battle for redemption.
Starring.
Go ahead.
Sorry.
I'll let you do it.
Well, for starters, we've got Dave Batista.
Correct.
He's in.
Yes.
And who else?
Uh.
There's another WWE guy.
Uh.
I'm drawing a blank.
Who was the other one?
Cause we both looked at her like, who?
What?
Huh?
He followed up.
Cause I, cause I, cause I, cause I wanted you to say it.
Cause I forgot.
I honestly didn't even know there was a second scorpion king.
There was.
It was straight to TV.
Radico tour.
Oh, the tour was it.
The rock was the first one.
The first one.
Kimbo slices in this thing.
Kimbo slice.
Billy Zane.
Oh, that, okay.
That's what it is.
Um.
Ron Perlman.
Perlman.
That's who I saw on this.
I just, I saw this commercial and I went.
Really?
You've gone from Hellboy to Scorpion King 3.
It's straight to DVD 2.
And there's a reason for that.
Oh, we're skip one.
We're skip one.
We skip one.
Killer Elite.
Oh, Killer Elite.
Yeah.
The Jason Statham, uh.
Robert De Niro thing.
I, I, I, I, I, I'm gonna take a, take a, take a, take a leap and say somebody gets shot
a couple of times.
Or kick.
Yeah.
Or punch.
And I think somebody gets a watch someone that they get back.
Say those, my man, though, man.
I'll let something's going to get below.
Jason Statham looks like he could kill you nine different ways without touching you.
With an accident.
You know.
I just, we were actually talking about Vinny Jones the other day at work.
Which by the way, check out the Oscar commercial spy.
Because he's, I haven't seen it yet.
I've heard it out.
Vinny Jones, you will crack up during his segment of that commercial.
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We're going to be doing our show live that night and hour before the pay-per-view.
Charlotte will be there.
And you'll be on the show the night before if I'm not mistaken.
I can't do that.
Oh, wow.
Fills in the room.
John's in the room.
Jules was in the room.
We just got flooded with activity in the chat room.
I blinked and it was all there.
Hi guys.
Maybe there was a problem earlier.
There might have been.
It might have been just because it's like all.
So universal Wapah problems.
The story of my life.
You're kidding me.
Let's talk a little hockey.
We talked about this earlier.
What a great winter classic we had on Monday of this past week.
Got moved up an hour.
What is going on with the weather?
It was like everybody was cold.
Like my mom called me.
Of course my mom.
We talked about this on the show.
She lives in Boise.
It was on Christmas Day.
It was 10 degrees and they had not gotten one like a snow yet.
It was the same thing in Philly.
It was everybody was cold.
But they kept having to mess with the ice.
I was talking to somebody on Xbox Live when I was playing Modern Warfare 3.
Who lives in Minnesota.
And that's the same way.
And he went home to Indiana for Christmas and she said.
Abby being your roommate and your friend.
You have to explain who these people are.
I thought I brought her up before.
Anyways.
She went home to Indiana.
She said it was freezing cold.
But no snow happened until two days after Christmas.
And it just came down like and it hasn't stopped since.
Really?
Because I know we're finally supposed to hit the 30s.
I think on Wednesday here in Dallas.
It's supposed to rain Monday and Tuesday.
It's supposed to.
Great time for it to rain.
Right whenever the cold snap hits.
But a perfect time.
Great winter classic.
I really enjoyed what I saw of it.
Let me tell you something else.
When we get to person of interest.
We're going to talk more about this.
Okay.
Because I don't want to get ahead of myself.
Let's just get the standings.
In the Eastern Conference Atlantic Division.
The New York Islanders bringing up the rear.
34 points.
Go ahead, Joe.
I did that for Charlotte.
They'll comment.
To tell you how bad the islanders are.
The New Jersey Devils in fourth place.
They're 12 points up on the island.
Man.
Wow.
Pittsburgh Penguins right in the middle also with 46 points.
Philly with 52 currently at first place in the Atlantic Division.
The New York Rangers who won the winter classic with 56 points.
The Northeast Division.
Montreal.
37 points.
Buffalo 3.
3.
3.
3.
3.
4.
4.
5.
6.
6.
4.
4.
4.
5.
5.
5.
5.
5.
4.
5.
5.
7.
11.
9.
13.
13.
13.
13.
13.
13.
Your beloved Florida Panthers, 48 points, 20, 20, 20, 13, 8, your beloved Florida's corrects are.
Let's go to the other side of the country with the Western Conference standings.
Central Division Columbus Blue Jackets with a League Low, 25 points.
They are 10, 24, and 5 right now, so there's that.
The Nashville Predators are 21 points better.
Geez, are you kidding me?
46 points, 51 points tied for second place Detroit and St. Louis will not go away.
They are one point behind the Chicago Black Cocks right now.
It's that that division's almost unfair to be in.
Yeah, when you've got the Black Cocks and the Red Wings in the same division.
If you're everybody else, you're like, y'all should just fight it out.
It's been a love with the Red Wings back when I was young.
When they had a third, they fed her off.
Chad's cousin is a big Red Wings fan as well.
What's good?
What's good?
I can't say that I don't know.
I actually had a friend who lived in Chicago and he was in Chicago for a baseball game after he went to Detroit.
And she mistakenly dumped them my tie through the bleachers all over him and she didn't feel bad.
Oh my god.
She told me that story and I was like, you are the coolest chick I have ever met.
You absolutely rule.
Northwest Division, the Edmonton Oilers 35.6 behind Calgary who are six behind Colorado.
Colorado is only one point behind Minnesota, but Minnesota is behind the Vancouver Connects 55 points.
They are 2613 and three right now.
Let's get to your Pacific Division.
Bringing up the seller, the Anaheim Ducks.
I'm so sorry.
The 28 points, the second worst Malik.
Just let it me know as to as coach it again.
And they are 15 behind Phoenix.
They are 15 behind Phoenix, sir.
I don't feel sorry for them.
Who is two points behind?
You are Dennis Stone.
There's not like a drag queen when you do that.
What I did in college is not your concern, sir.
You're right.
I agree with you.
Dallas, two points behind the Los Angeles Kings, but they are three points behind the Pacific Division leading San Jose Sharks.
San Jose has been a foreign in the side of your Dallas stars four years.
Yeah.
After that Marchman hit on it.
It was kind of like after the Colorado thing subsided.
It was like, say, say, say, say, okay, Arthur.
Oh, imagine that.
Do you remember that, that nasty.
You and I watched that game together, sir.
But Dallas team would have never since they can't get past.
Almost a halfway point.
Wow.
Two shades.
Well played, sir.
But we are almost to the halfway point of the season.
How do you recover from that?
Got them all big.
Wow.
We need him in here more often.
So great.
Just gonna let that sit for a minute.
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Cliff, do you have Twitter?
I do not have a Twitter.
What is it with guests on this show that don't have Twitter feeds?
I don't know.
I think we're like one for four in the last month.
I came close one time over a shyle above comment on one of my favorite artist page.
I love that guy.
And I can't close, but I think like I said, universal Wi-Fi issue.
If shyle above can't get you on Twitter, nobody can.
Hey, Casper Van Dean came after me like a mad dog.
I'm serious.
Please tell this story.
In the next one, a minute and forty seconds, tell this story.
Okay.
Starship troopers.
Exactly.
And it was over starship troopers.
I'm watching starship troopers with the wife.
And I check in to get glue or me.
Are you familiar with those after you just check into movies and stuff.
And I made the comment about Neil Patrick Harris is acting so serious in this.
And Casper Van Dean thinks he's doing Shakespeare 10 minutes later.
Casper Van Dean responds.
No way.
Like he didn't even tap Casper Van Dean in its post.
No.
I saw the post.
He just typed his name and somehow Casper Van Dean found out.
And it's waiting for you.
Oh, come on.
Man, be serious.
I'm like, no, dude.
You need to be serious.
Yeah.
It's like you know you were displaying this way, too.
He was like, he was like Timothy Dalton in the Bond films.
I'm like, you did come on by B-Lister.
But that makes you think he just sits at home and waits for his name to be.
Yeah.
You're a loser, Casper Van Dean.
I hope you hear this.
I think it's hilarious.
I was scratching up.
I was like, I really ticked him off.
I got under his skin.
He's got Twitter.
And I wasn't even trying.
Twitter feeds like stock market.
He pissed off the guy that tried to revive the Tarzan franchise.
They do the flying.
We just do the dying.
Please, sir.
Starship troopers is great.
It was.
But it's not because I am.
Oh, and apparently you can also follow the one and only at Dark Wahlberg who's just joined us.
Yeah.
Good to see you, sir.
Are you still out of town?
Is what I want to know.
Oh, hang up and listen.
That's been my bit lately.
Oh, hang up and listen.
All right.
Let's talk a little MMA.
Long time.
National first time scholar.
Let's talk about fights.
Yeah.
And I've got something to add to this one because I don't see it on the run sheet.
Okay.
Let's get through this first.
Your next UFC pay-per-view is this Saturday night.
UFC 142 as we return to a little place I like to call Rio.
Just you.
What?
No, just you.
Just.
He's the only one that calls Rio.
I don't know.
Didn't Brazil.
Didn't they almost be the sweet last time when it won off or maybe they did get the sweet the last fight?
I believe they were one off the sweet.
It was one of the non-televis fights that the guy gave it up.
But your main event on this.
Not a bad fight at all.
One of these guys was actually on Dan Levitard is highly questionable the other day.
Although versus Mendez.
Mendez was on Levitard show the other day.
Very good.
Bill Fort is on this card.
Beautiful.
Fighting Johnson.
He's got.
Did his jaw he'll.
I hope so.
Because he's going into this thing.
I try to think if there's anybody else that I recognize on this card.
We've got Ace Silva, not the solo.
You got Stout on here.
Sam Stout.
Nice.
Nice try.
Taking on Tavares.
Are they saying what's going to be on and what's not going to be on?
The prelims.
By the way, speaking of prelims.
Either Fox or FX.
One of the two will be carrying two hours worth of prelims for this.
This is Fox now has the contract.
This is all free.
No, the first two hours.
Okay.
And then you're going to have the main card.
But you're going to have two hours versus full of prelims on this thing.
The free one on Fox is the 28.
Okay.
That's where you're going to have.
I just lost it.
But that's actually a pretty big card too.
But this will be Saturday nights on.
I believe this is pay-per-view.
So.
But the two hour undercard.
And then Phil does want to remind you can follow him on Nolsen 1972.
Oh, okay.
Well, you can follow me on Pinterest.
That's right.
Oh, God.
We had a huge discussion about Pinterest the last time she was on it.
That is what baits all last week about Pinterest.
By the way, Cliff Brandon does say hello.
He refers to you as tall bunion.
Tall bunion it is.
Nice.
I don't know if you've seen that picture on Facebook.
I'll tell you how you've seen tall bunion.
Have you seen tall bunion?
No.
My alter ego.
No.
You'll have to check it out.
You'll have to check it out.
It's genius.
It's genius.
I'm not going to lie.
But that'll be this Saturday two hours with the prelims.
I believe on FX.
Now let's talk a little boxing.
Wait.
Okay.
I'm sorry.
Strike force MMA star cyborg.
You didn't hear about this?
Chris Cyborg or her husband?
Her.
Her.
What happened to Chris?
She just followed recently.
We were there at the Buffalo Wild Wings watching at that night.
That's okay.
That's where we were.
Fail to drug test.
Manly.
Administered by California State Athletic Commission.
Really.
Commission announced on Friday that she tested positive
for metabolites of the anabolic steroid.
I'm probably going to mess this up.
Stand in Zolol following hermer's recent fight.
Wow.
I mean, I'm not shocked by this because she's creepy.
She probably didn't know they would give any to her though.
And there is strike force tonight featuring Keith the Dean of Mean Jardine.
There is no official word yet as to the length of the suspension.
But the story notes that one year is the typical length.
Yeah.
And you have see if you if you test positive, you're out for a year.
She just got back.
And they're both owned by Zuffa now.
She's been fined $2,500 in addition to the suspension for what it's worth.
She claimed back in August that she liked the WWE.
And would be interested in working with them.
Or did she like double double.
So thought I just thought that was an interesting aside because we just watched that fight.
Yeah.
And apparently we'll talk about this.
We actually will talk about some rest and we'll do it now.
Apparently Chelsea Handler is running her yap about the WWE and Beth Phoenix responded.
Oh, was that who it was?
Because they didn't she did not address who it was on the show.
It was Beth Phoenix.
Can somebody please just kick Chelsea Handler?
Just kick her until she expires.
It's not standard.
I think she's talented.
She is expired.
What are you talking about?
That's true.
She aged like milk.
She is the white amber rose in my opinion.
She's like cottage cheese.
Yes, she's not aging well.
Floyd Mayweather was supposed to go to jail for 60 days.
We'll not do so now until June.
He currently has a fight schedule for Cinco Demio for an unyet named opponent.
But right now has no license to fight in the state of Nevada,
which is where the fight is supposed to be.
So Mayweather right now is officially fighting someone with no name.
He's a fight he has to have a named as opponent.
No need to.
Unless the words Manny Pacquiao follow this.
I don't care.
Don't care.
I tell you what's going to happen.
This is my theory on this.
I think what's going to happen.
Floyd is going to pick one of these fights and one of these guys is going to put him on his butt.
And I hope so.
And then it's going to kill all his thighs.
Here's my thing with Floyd.
The major names that that Floyd has has built a reputation on any major major major fight that he's taken.
Any major name has been passed as prime.
I've said I can get into a Walmart parking lot and beat up on 12 year olds every day and be undefeated.
Exactly.
Until he fights somebody that's in their prime, Manny Pacquiao, who will put him on his back.
Because Manny Pacquiao, pound for pound, best fighter in the world, Barna.
Get ready.
Get ready.
People talk about Manny and his defense.
Well, Manny doesn't really have to have a defense because when you get within arm's reach, he's punched you 114 times when you blink.
I'm with you though.
I'm hoping that he picks some tomato can and that tomato can opens up a candle whoop tail on him and makes him look as stupid as he can possibly look.
And if he hadn't comes out of their territory.
Oh, beat him.
I don't know who I'd rather see.
A no name beat him or Pacquiao beat him because I think the no name would be more crushing and humiliating.
But no, I want Pacquiao to beat him first.
Because that way it's not, oh, what was after he lost and there was confidence issues.
No, I want Manny to come out and beat him like a drum.
I do too.
And then and then have him go on a Roy Jones junior-esque decline where he's getting beat up on a Thursday night at the Mohegan Sun.
Who put it on Jones?
Was it Hopkins?
Was Bernard Hopkins the one?
Bernard Hopkins was one of them.
There's somebody beat him up on a Thursday night that wasn't even on television at a casino.
Wow.
How sad.
So sad.
So sad.
Just get this fight done or just stop talking about what he doesn't say.
Don't say anything about it.
I'm tired of hearing about it.
What's he going to jail for?
A domestic issue with his wife.
Manny.
Yes.
Because he can beat up on women.
He's a well-rounded fighter.
He can beat up on women, too.
Jerk.
We're going to let this song play in the background because we're going to move on to TV news because this kind of ties in the next thing we're talking about.
If you do not have January 20th marked on your calendar, do so now.
Cliff, I know you're with me on this.
I am a huge fan of boxing trainer Freddie Roach.
I have been as long as I can remember ever hearing his name.
Absolutely.
HBO is doing a six-part series directed by Peter Berg about the life and times of Freddie Roach.
That's a long story.
It will be Friday night starting January 20th.
I cannot wait.
I said this on Twitter.
I'm in.
I'm totally in.
Want to watch it right now.
He has a love affair with boxing, doesn't he?
Peter Berg.
Oh, yeah.
He did Greg White.
Hi.
Or vice versa.
And, you know, Freddie Roach is the guy when GSP was getting accused of not having a strong stand-up.
He hired Freddie Roach to teach him how to box.
And look at that.
If you are not a boxing fan, Google or go to Wikipedia and look up Freddie Roach.
He is amazing.
And if you are a boxing fan, you owe it to yourself to watch this movie.
Absolutely.
And you know what they're going to show the next weekend, the night before the Super Bowl.
They're supposed to debut their new documentary about Joe Neymar.
Oh, boy.
This is going to be a big few weeks for HBO.
I just hope they don't call it struggling.
Struggle.
I want to see.
I watched that when it happened live.
I did too.
I was at the sports bar.
I was working at it at the time.
And everybody just went, did I miss something?
It just hurt.
It's just an awkward act.
Thanks, Joe.
Oh, boy.
You know she was looking for a hole in the turf, the item.
Oh, she hurt her career didn't suffer.
Susie Colbert's still getting it done with the SPN.
Oh, but she just wanted to get away from him as one I'm saying.
Celebrity apprentice season 12 cast has been revealed.
That's right.
You heard me correct.
Season 12.
I cannot believe it.
I'm aware of these names.
First of all, Mr.
Oh my.
George Takai will be on celebrity apprentice.
Lou Farrigno.
I call Lou making it by default.
I don't think Donald can afford to lose that expensive table if he fires him.
I'm getting joked out by the gravel.
Oh, me, gosh.
Apparently somebody found somebody found our studio hall.
He's going to be on this thing.
Bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro.
Do you remember when he was hosting StarSearch when they tried to revive that?
I remember whenever he can.
He hosted like a wannabe web soup type thing.
Well, he was doing, he was hosting StarSearch.
There was a comedian there because he was like,
hit me with the digits.
And this comedian was like, he's talking about he goes,
he said, African American crowds, stop giving white people stuff to do.
He goes, because there's white people still trying to raise the roof.
And now because of our senior, they're going to be saying,
hit me with the digits for the next decade.
It's fist bump right now.
This next one, a little awkward to be on celebrity apprentice,
get your censorship buttons ready because Lisa Lampinelli.
Thank God, this shall be on the same celebrity apprentice.
Adam Karoa, the great pen Gillette who I still contain.
We have not seen him and dock in the same place at the same time.
That's just me.
The guarantee disappears in the middle.
Is it the one that doesn't talk?
No, that would be that would be a teller.
Oh, okay.
Dees Snyder, former lead singer of twisted sister.
He was just on celebrity wife swap this week.
The very hot Aubrey O'Day.
Or she was in a girl group of some baby.
Or whatever.
Oh, dream.
She was a dream.
Whatever she is right now.
I don't know.
Yeah.
Former Miss Universe Deanna Mendoza.
Deanna.
It's just Diana.
Diana, I'm sure.
She's former Miss Universe.
Paul Tuttle, senior.
Who?
Really?
Are you kidding me?
Did you just what, Paul Tuttle, senior?
No, I didn't.
What?
I said, who?
Really?
I don't know who it is.
Who?
Orange County choppers.
Paul.
American choppers.
The show.
He's the dad.
Oh, okay.
I didn't know the last name.
That's what I was thinking.
Oh, you didn't know Tuttle was his last name.
No, I didn't.
That's what it got.
I just assumed senior and junior.
That's all on the line.
Brandon says that Aubrey O'Day was in making the band.
At one point.
So it was one of those.
Oh, that was the ditty thing.
Yeah, but what was that?
That wasn't dream, though.
That was a ditty thing.
There you go.
There you go.
There you go.
This she went on like some singles.
I'm on my own bid.
Crying.
She's still hot, though.
Tia Carrera.
Somebody found her.
She's going to be on the show.
She was still in Wayne's world.
She was in Wayne's world.
And it's sequel.
She also did a song for the soundtrack when they remade ballroom blitz.
And what was that show?
She was like, relic hunter.
It was like, oh, a Tomb Raider knockoff weekly series.
Patricia Velasquez.
Oh, yeah.
Who you want to know as Oxygen Sonomoon.
And she was marta on arrested development as well.
Debbie Gibson.
She's gone back to Debbie.
Because she's not making sci-fi schlock films anymore.
Like mega gator.
Super shark.
I guess that playboy money ran out.
Clay Aiken.
Yikes.
The new and improved Clay Aiken.
Yahu had a big thing about him where he's just the new face of Clay Aiken.
It's not like he had plastic surgery.
The brother just ate a sandwich and got his way back.
Victoria Gotti.
Oh, dear.
Be careful on this one.
Cheryl Teaks, who was on Chuck last week.
Teresa Judicy, who apparently is one of the real housewives of New Jersey.
Speaking of fist punch.
New Jersey.
And Michael Andredi.
Who I'm told is a very good businessman.
So if you are a celebrity apprentice fan, there's that.
Favorite racing ever.
Everyone.
And that guy's a legend in my book.
You have that last name.
You've already got credit now.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Absolutely.
So let's, let's, let's, let's, let's preface this next one here.
Hold on.
Good night sweetheart.
Good night sweetheart.
Good night sweetheart.
Viacondios this summer to the Martha Stewart show.
Oh, darn.
Love and prison.
No more lessons on making laced oilies out of toilet paper.
It's a good thing.
Okay.
Sick of this one.
Charlotte's offending Martha Stewart.
I love Martha Stewart.
Draperies out of underwear.
And apparently temporarily V.H.
One has saying the same thing to celebrity rehab.
So it works so well for Jeff Connolly.
Yeah.
Good night sweetheart.
This one with this play for a minute.
I couldn't find the shot on now version.
So I went with this.
The history channel.
It's going to bring us something.
I've seen a preview for this.
My uncle told me.
My uncle told me about this.
I'm like, I'm in, in, in all over this.
Are you kidding me?
Oh, dude.
This looks cool as heck.
I'm excited.
I think this is awesome.
Reality.
A reality game show tournament type thing for full metal jousting.
I am so in.
Or as I like to call it a night at medieval times on 35 and Dallas.
What is this?
These are going to be guys on horses.
Which is a jousting thing and they run at each other.
So this isn't a play on words.
These guys are so cool.
They're literally full metal jousting.
I literally.
The music is killing me dude.
There's going to be dudes jousting.
And you know what?
On the odd level, I'm in.
The curiosity factor on this alone is just worth it for me.
Now they're on horseback, right?
Yes.
Okay.
This is full, this is full, full metal jousting.
No, because I say that.
I say that because I remember years ago,
there was a movie that came out in the early 80s.
It was shortly after ex-caliber,
whenever they were just kind of riding that crest.
And I want to say Ed Harris was in this.
And it was called Knights.
And it was about Knights that, the guys that were in full armor and everything.
As long as I don't get the soundtrack to a Knights tale on this, I'm good.
But they did this on motorcycles.
Oh, that would be awesome.
So when I saw full metal jousting, it's the first thing I thought of.
This is like two steps above larping.
I got these things.
Okay.
We talked about Netflix a little bit ago.
Apparently, HBO was going to stop selling their shows to Netflix.
Apparently, in an interview, the Netflix CEO said he saw the HBO Go service, by the way,
which is genius.
Absolutely.
As the competitor we fear most.
I would think so.
We all know that the stars is pulling all their stuff, including Disney in March.
Yeah.
There's a fee dispute there.
That's going to kill if Netflix wasn't already emerging.
This is the Deathstroke.
They get, because I know they got a new agreement in place with DreamWorks and DreamWorks Animation.
But it doesn't kick in until 2013.
Because that's going so well.
But it doesn't kick in until next year.
I'm in 2013.
I'm not going to lie.
I'm an Netflix customer.
So you may not be for much longer after this.
Are you $8.99 or $15.99?
Oh, yeah.
$15.99.
More than that.
Get the $15.99.
I'm going more than that.
I've got the $2.99.
I think we pay like $22 bucks a month or so.
You're insane.
You're insane.
And that's so you can have two discs out there once instead of one.
And the streaming.
Oh.
So for me, it's.
Urban Short Buss has arrived.
Urban Short Buss has arrived.
Just cut it back to streaming only.
Just go pick up your blue race from Redbox, dude.
Yeah, but my problem with Redbox.
And this is the thing to me that will always hinder Redbox,
which is why Blockbuster will never go under.
Back catalog titles.
Right now, I've got Disc one of a three disc retrospective on the history of Genesis
that I guarantee you I can't get anyone.
Yeah, you're without buying it.
Just saying.
Oh, Charlotte's got to do her.
If you're in here, you're you're not in the studio.
This is a visual medium.
Charlotte is doing her best Diana Ross in the Supreme's routine.
Which you can probably see later on Pinterest.
I don't know.
Got a bow to hair out.
Well, we'll have to get up and do the whole
fresh prince dance to two.
We've already passed that point, sir.
Are you not going to play that?
We've already done it in a cell.
Oh, that's right.
No, no, no.
Okay, that's right.
You have been on the show before.
Yeah, yeah.
You've been you've been in the studio before, right?
I just want to make sure.
Somebody's not thought that came up during college football talk.
Brandon says with like Redbox, he says he's been trying to get rise to the planet of the apes for weeks.
And he can't get it in his red box.
Oh, really?
And that's another thing with Redbox that I think hinders them is number of copies.
Absolutely.
Just get the app and reserve it.
But again, blockbuster every year is on that list of 10 companies that won't last a year,
which I don't understand.
Because I still am more of a fan.
I think Sears lined up on it this year.
I am still a fan of going to blockbuster and just perusing the show.
Browsing, yeah.
Instead of having to go, okay, move my finger across the screen.
Move my finger across the screen.
That's not the one I want.
Especially with the line building up behind you.
And they're always outside.
And they also call.
Well, it's not very inside of one more.
Oh, I would go to the one to seven alone.
It's always a guy behind you with a hundred pounds of groceries in his hand.
Telling you that you've got to hurry up.
Uh, honey, do we want to watch Swamp Wars again?
That's exactly what you encounter at the Mesquite Walmart.
This story here just creeps me to no end.
So there's this new show.
And what's weird to me is this shows on ABC,
who was owned by Disney,
who also showed a show that was just like it 30 years ago.
That's where housewives do it.
No, no, no.
The show is called Work It.
It's about two dudes.
It's basically boozing buddies.
That's what I'm talking about.
That's 21st centuries, but not nearly as good.
Well, because I didn't have time.
Thanks, it is.
Or Peter Scorray.
And it has now been called by Entertainment Weekly the worst TV show ever in the history of ever.
And the activist groups that are crying out about this movie.
It's insensitive.
It's a transgender.
It's a serious thing.
I'm like, y'all didn't say anything about this.
And the reboosing buddies was on back in the 80s.
And we were a lot more sensitive about that stuff back then.
No, we really weren't back then.
Your toys on TV content?
Yeah.
They were a lot more dangerous to dance around.
I got four words for you all in the family.
Well, I'm just saying with the climate that we were not nearly as sensitive then as we are now.
But then again, it's also probably not as good a quality of television, right?
No.
I think that it goes by a button.
It's a how we get this stuff.
We shower ourselves with it now.
So now we develop this kind of a crap attitude.
Well, we get that just comment on it.
We're snobs now.
We're desensitized.
We're desensitized to it is what it is.
But we also live in a society where friends something that works and make a hundred more just like it.
Yeah.
I mean, when the ex files blew up, how many paranormal shows were on television?
Let's talk about CSI's.
But at least those were the same like the same deal.
Like a lot of it's the same franchise.
We're not talking about like now vampires.
Yeah.
How many vampire shows are on right now?
Or it just, you know, it's like NBC's trying to bring back the sitcom, but they're not doing it well.
And you know what somebody brought up?
I was listening to a radio station the other day.
And one of the guys was talking about the reason why it's so hard for places like, or I guess, stations like NBC and CBS.
You can't compete with a Comedy Central in today's world.
But not only that, but it's right now.
I read an interview with Jason Alexander.
And he said, if we did Seinfeld now, we wouldn't have made it past season one.
Because if you go back and watch season one of Seinfeld, we didn't find our voice until season three.
He says, now if you don't do something within the first couple episodes, you're done.
Which it's kind of sad to me because there are some great shows like the one we're going to talk about here in just a minute.
That if you would just give shows like this time to develop.
But because there are some great shows that have just gotten the acts because in four episodes, you're not pulling in 21 million viewers.
It's too saturated.
But yet I get the voice and American Idol and the X Factor and 9,000 shows like this.
It drives me insane.
You have to wake up to the voice, too.
Got great news about one of my favorite shows.
Community is coming back.
We're kind of worried that they were going to go the way the dinosaur, but community will be back.
NBC has not said what the new times are.
They are going to move it because they were putting it on right in the middle of Thursday night.
And they were getting killed.
Put it on Tuesday night.
So there's that.
Speaking of reality shows, we talked about the full metal jousting earlier.
TNT is going to do its very first reality game show coming up.
They're not really talking too much about it.
It's going to be called the Great Escape.
But it is being backed by people like Ron Howard, Brian Grazer, and the producer of the amazing race Bertram von Münster.
I also just wanted to say that.
Bertram von Münster.
It's called the Great Escape.
Are they going to put them in a German concentration camp and have them get out?
I'm just saying.
It's the Great Escape.
And there's a German guy.
Here's something that I haven't said in a long time.
That's Chad.
I'm Rob.
So that we're all.
It just lear.
It just seems very, very producing by moving producers.
There's a German guy involved.
That would be called the Greatest Escape.
But I saw a picture.
The Entertainment Weekly had a picture on their website.
And it didn't tell me anything.
And it's going to be hosted by Rich Eisen.
Which...
Okay.
Well, look at one of your hosts of Wipeout.
And he and ESPN host as well.
Who Skunk Boy?
The other guy.
He used to be, I don't think he is.
It's Scott van Peltz on the show.
No, no, no.
It's another guy named Matt Vaskers.
No, no, no.
I'll look it up.
One of my personal favorite shows.
And this gives me an excuse to make this next song.
Is it the theme that you...
Oh, okay, okay.
It's an instrumental version of it.
Chuck will have its finale on January 27th.
This is a show I absolutely adore.
Apparently there was a big online outcry to bring the show back.
So NBC did it and now nobody's watching.
Firefly anybody.
Yeah, but the firefighting get brought back.
I'm just saying.
Chuck's been resurrected twice.
Just couldn't get the family guy loved it.
I love Chuck.
I think it's a great show.
It's a good family show.
It's funny.
Great acting.
Great writing.
I will be sad to see it go on January 27th.
But then there's this thing.
ABC apparently eyeballing a series based on the character Hannibal Lecter.
No, you are kidding me.
And to God I read this today.
And they're talking about even passing the pilot stage and going straight to series.
That's how much their eyeball in this thing.
Because the last two films did so well.
Do I need this?
No.
Nobody needs this.
If you especially if you don't have Anthony Hopkins involved.
Now, I know he didn't create the role originally.
I know it was Brian Cox.
But we don't need.
Stop it.
We don't need a Hannibal TV series.
I saw this day and went.
If they did it on showtime.
Maybe.
I didn't check my calendar and make sure it wasn't April 1st.
You know, if they were doing on showtime.
Is something that they were going to dovetail into Dexter?
Okay.
But it ain't going to work on NBC.
Not with that character.
Didn't they try a man hunter series at one point?
I don't think so.
Or are made for TV miniseries or something?
Not that I know.
I think you're just thinking because Michael Mann directed Mann hunter.
And he was a mainly known for TV back then.
But this will fail.
This will fail.
I read this and I was like, you got to be kidding me.
I don't understand.
I'm a little confused currently.
Somebody help me out here.
John Anderson is the other host to wipe up, by the way.
He is a sports center anchor.
There you go.
I'm John Anderson.
Here's what's happening on sports center right now.
It looks like Drew Carey after...
Kind of sort of.
Kind of sort of.
Let me get that.
That's his only job on sports center.
Who's a sports center and he's co-hosts wipeout.
That's who we're talking about a minute ago.
I can say this is sports center.
No, but he says here's what's happening on sports center right now and he gives the top stories of the hour.
Okay.
It's not like an intro gig.
It's like old days.
And now we go to Charlotte who's actually at the desk to give the stories.
You know, they pay people for anything these days though.
This is true.
Vanna Whites 147 years old and she's still turning the lighters.
I was talking to somebody about her last night.
How amazing she still looks.
She does.
She looks great.
It makes that much money for just going.
Look at the light.
Turn it.
Turn it.
Turn it.
Her legs are insured for $10 million.
Greatness.
She's serious.
She's jealous.
But that was very hard.
No.
Turn it.
Just like JLo's butt.
JLo's butts in truth for $10 million.
I start out of the moon and then she.
When you first said that, I thought you said JLo's butt.
Why would she use my ring?
That would be a chin.
That was like, wow, JLo's butt.
My ring said that.
That's a great day.
Maybe I'll be honest with you.
This chin around is so beautiful.
This is like Gilbert Gottfried about this.
I can't believe I you would say that my chin is insured from more than my butt.
That hurts.
Let's talk baseball.
You're almost into the clubhouse.
We are here live every Saturday night.
night. Eight o'clock on the east coast, five o'clock on the west coast. Listen to our
sister show. Cody's playbook. That'll be on Tuesday night. I believe he said on this
week's show he's going back to Tuesdays at eight. We'll keep you updated on when that
show happens. He's right here on you stream as well. He's also being syndicated on a website
up in the northeast or the Midwest, I guess, it's in the Sioux Falls area. So check him
out. If you want really in-depth sports coverage, that's the guy. He's going to be with you
about an hour and a half a week. So also our former broadcast partner. Joe Tory has resigned
as manager of the Dodgers and has resigned his post with the union or with with the league,
not the union. He was at the league. He's going to try to be part of the ownership of
the Dodgers. They're still bidding on this. They are still bidding. Cuban has said he's
interested as long as it stays under a billion. I would say so. Are the Dodgers?
Are the Dodgers worth a billion? No. Well, the MLB took over for a minute. They're right.
The whole bank. Well, they're the divorce. I still think that the league owning a team,
IE this, IE the NBA owning the Hornets. The Hornets. I think it's a conflict of interest.
I do. Well, yeah, because David Stern kind of proved that with the whole control that Chris
Paul said like that. I said that the day that happened, I go, this is a conflict of interest.
The owner can the the league cannot own a team. Brando wants to know about the finder,
which I apparently I've been seeing commercials for that, especially on you stream, oddly
enough. He's saying it's a spinoff of bones. I did not know that. Really? Yeah. So I'm
still interested in the touch. John, John says he thinks the angels are probably worth
more right now than the Dodgers. I'll agree with that. I agree with it too. The Los Angeles
Angels of Anaheim of Los Angeles County in California, Earth, Milky Way, Galaxy. I think
that's the full name of the team now. Love it. It's real last year. I read that Orhan
Pesata is expected to retire this year. He has to. He's 140 years old. And at the Yankees
are smart. They keep him in the organization. We're very needs to go out to them. So tired
of seeing this. I think I think the hammer of God has his life here this year. I love
Mario and Rivera. I think he's an amazing. He's one of the greatest close-up of all time.
He's done. It's it's weird for me to say that people that in my sports watching life
being done, you know, the date Damarino retired was a weird day for me. So you know, the
iconic. Yeah. It's that image of, you know, it's when you talk about people that are
like 33, 34 and they're done. It's like I'm older. Yeah. Like when the triplets, when
the triplets rode off into this sense, I was like, oh, ow. That just hurt. I watched
them in college. Graski's retirement was when the graski. Yeah. That one. Did you
ever watch the 30 for 30 about his trade from Edmonds into LA that was directed by Peter
Berk? No, I didn't. Oh, look it up. That was so good. You always tell me about 30.
30 for 30 on 30 greatness. It's on a, it's on a DVR. It's on you. I think it's on
demand. Okay. Pretty sure. Not all of them. Not all of them. At least they weren't
back when they were first running. It was just him and Graski on a golf course, basically
just recounting his career. And then going back and telling the video for him. Really
well put together. I'm sorry. Go ahead. Brain and just put the chat room. Joe Lewis
was 147. Also, my beloved Florida Marlins. Things just got real interesting down. I'm sorry,
they're the Miami Marlins now. Things just got a little interesting down there. Because
now not only do we have Aussie Guillain running the team, we now have Carlos Simbrano in the
dugout. The mouth of the South now. Oh, the mouth of the South. They got it. They got
to put butts and seats in that. Have you seen this new stadium? I have not. It's amazing.
It's where the orange boy used to be. Right. The entire backstop is an aquarium. I'm
serious. I hand it out. It's amazing. It looks like it looks like the Sydney Opera House.
Is it just me or did that hold this TV thing that we pulled off at the Cabo Stadium? Is
it not give a warrant to a lot of these people put just unique features in the stadium?
Oh, yeah. With the Marlins, I mean, they've got to do some of the butts and seats. Are
they're going to lose the team? I think, you know, you've got all these minority owners
of the dolphins and whatnot. If I get to go home this year, I want to go see a game
in the stadium. I have to see that. And John puts up an excellent point. He thinks
Aussie is the only person that can handle Carlos Simbrano. Absolutely. I mean, this guy
defines instability. Oh, I had a song to play for this too. Well done. While we're talking
about the Carlos Simbrano, as a Guillain in the Miami Marlins, it's going to take me a
while to get used to the Miami Marlins, too. I hate the new unies. I think they're
hurting. I haven't seen it. Oh, Google, Google this atrocity that is the new uniforms
for the Miami Marlins. You know what this is? There's a super cloud. That's what they
officially have. And they have an atomic super collater. Oh, yeah, absolutely. Do you
remember the story I told you when they unveiled the new unies? How somebody pointed out
that they look like the Miami team in base kit ball? Looks like they're uniform.
Ah, I'm trying to even tell me about that. Pretty close to get the fonts a little bit different,
but the color scheme that I... Sorry. Okay. Office commercial. I'm ready for the office
to come back. And 30 Rock comes back next week, too. This is one of my favorite shows. I
don't know if this just if this is a good thing. I liked it the fact that my Marlins
were still second to my braves. Let's not get it twisted. I just don't know. And I
really don't even know how to say this properly. I don't know what this is healthy. I just
don't. Because this could turn this could turn into something very, very bad. I have
yet to see one of these workout. Two figures like that put on the same team. It never works
out. They tried it with Ocho Cinco and Terrell Owens. And it's Terrell Owens Terrell
Davis. You gonna give me on that one right there? That's but I've corrected other people
on the show. You have to be treated just as fairly to everybody else. I guess. So Terrell
Owens Terrell Davis. There you go. I just I'm not convinced yet. You know, I mean, there's
a lot more and they've got who's the other guy that got that's just completely unstable
on that team. On the Marlins. Yes. I can't think of his name. They've got a guy that's
just out there. Whatever happened to the black picture. What was that guy's name? Don
Charles Willis. Don Charles Willis. Whatever. He went into Detroit and then he kind of. Oh
yeah. And Mark Burley's with the team now. What? Yes. That's a John just reminded me
of that. And he's got a he can't live in Broward County because there's a pit bull band
and he has a pit bull. It's just this whole thing. It's like the wheels. We can't keep
the wheels on this thing. It's I don't know if we're sacrificing. If we just we're just
trying to put butts in seats and it's just going to melt down. I don't know. Or if you're
sacrificing for the future of the team. I don't know. But there are at least they're spending
money. That's all I'm saying. You know. You are listening to the clubhouse. We're
live each and every Saturday night. January the 29th, Fox and Hound, Richardson, Texas. After
this one, we've gone a full we've gone the full circle. We've done every one of them.
Royal Rumble cannot wait. It's my favorite favorite view of the year. And Phil said it's
his wife's favorite paper view of the year on this very show last week. Charlotte will
be there. I will be there. This time she missed the last one. She had a family obligation
and we we wrote our permission stuff for that. If you're going to come join us, I could
do it. January 29th. It's three bucks. Get you in the door. It'll cost you 60 at the house.
Great drink specials. The food there is amazing. Where's the set now? Fox and Hound, Richardson
, Texas right off of Central and Campbell. I know exactly right behind the McDonald's. We'll
be there. We'll do the show live from six to seven. And then we'll just sit back and
watch the paper view together. Let's do it. Join us. Won't you? We have a great time
there. We made some great friends there. We want to thank Fox and Hound for bringing us
back because they're signing the new contract with WWE. Probably as we speak to get
make sure they got a standing and Richardson. We've been killing business for them too.
Yeah. Awesome. Speaking of which, let's do a little wrestling talk because you are on
your one stop shop for all things wrestling, pop culture and sports. Does this first bullet
point just make you cringe? It makes me sad. 11 years ago today, ECW shut down makes me
feel old. I read it because there was an interview with one of the old guys that was talking
about today and they said 11 years ago today, they closed their doors and I was just like,
wow, like ouch. I mean, but those last couple of years, they shouldn't have been opened
anyway. The last couple of years, it wasn't ECW. I mean, Paul, he was doing everything
he could with the talent he had left. Cody tells a story about he went to a show they
did. If you remember here at the Bronco Bowl, when it was still opened, yep. It was like
the third to the last show ECW ever did. They were here. He was the only person that was
on there was like Spike Dudley. Like, there was a, he says he thinks maybe RBD, he goes
but everybody was gone. No, Sam. Everybody was gone. And he goes, I got to see ECW
live, but it was a pale shadow. It was it. It's like going to a house show. Basically, I
think I put a house show above what he said. It's just a bunch of guys that know he'd
never heard of trying to keep the company together. Speaking of a bunch of company with a bunch
of people that are trying to keep together, TNA, we'll be doing their January 28th TV taping
in London. So they've now gone into that 4a. This is their first overseas. First fall
overseas impact taping. Okay. Because I mean, they've done them in like these rinky dink
places. Yeah. I don't know if they're, but here's my thing. I don't think they're going
to do two of them because usually when they go on the road, they'll do two impact tapings.
I don't know that they do two of them in London because that's just way too much. Yeah.
But this is TNA impact wrestling, whatever the heck they're calling it this week. So
one and TV always look foggy. Everything. Everything they watch is just the follow. We've talked
about this. No, seriously, and he has a great point. Chad, you and I talked about this
with your lovely wife who is a British descend. Television when it's filmed over there
looks weird. It's like they use different cameras when they're filming inside and outside.
I think it must have something to do with the P.A.L. and the NTSC conversion. I'm not being
funny. No, I'm sorry. Bring it to shot the wheels off again. He claims he was shot twice
at the Bronco Bowl. They're shot at twice in the same business. Good thing. I don't know.
It's like whenever they filmed something indoors, it looks like a sitcom. Whenever they
filmed something outdoors, it looks like a movie. And I remember this as far back when I
was a kid, Nickelodeon had a show called The Tomorrow People. That was from Britain. And
it was like that. Oh, don't do it. Same thing. They're shooting it on videotape or they're
shooting it on film. Yeah, it's kind of weird. There's no consistency there. Although
have you watched a long order UK? No, it's pretty good. It's on BBC America. And it's
got to do that. Played a dominance in Battle Sockel Actica in it. Not a dama, but a polo.
It's really good. It's a lot of American long order. They just rehash it. But it's kind
of cool because they talk about like we caught you on closed circuit cameras because they
have cameras everywhere in one day. So they catch everything. I really watch the marathon
for a couple of years ago. It's kind of neat. Let's talk about Ron Monday night. So let
me make sure I'm perfectly clear on this. Let me make sure I'm perfectly clear on this.
January 29th. Well, Rumble. Right? Yes. It is a major. Yes. One of the four. Yes.
Rumble. WrestleMania. Summer slam. Survivor series. WWE Championship. On a line. CM Punk.
Dolph Ziegler. With John Lauren Nightis as your special guest referee. Uh-huh. Do I
have that right? You have that right? So I'm not living in Bizarre World. This is actually
going to have this is the state of the world we live in. I said it last week. I'll say
it again. God bless, CM Punk. Because he's got a few with despair. This is his vince. And
how sad that this is his vince. If he's don't cold, Lauren Nightis is his vince. Vince is looking
at this and going, this is acceptable for television. This is acceptable for a pay-per-view. This
is acceptable for a major. I don't understand this. This, this isn't acceptable for a TNA
house show. No. It's not acceptable for an ECW house show and there even exists. Then we
get the mystery guest that we've been talking about for a month that really wasn't much
of a mystery. And then the lot but got it with the entrance was pretty awesome. Yeah. Watch
this, Charlotte. Yeah. So the lights go out considering the entrance lasted for 10 minutes,
huh? But I didn't see who it was. The lights went out. Everything was dark. And all of
you saw, all you saw was the arms outstretched. He had little LED lights in his jacket that
was flashing and then chasing around the jacket. He was a walking marquee. And then you heard
this. Not that version though. Close enough. Jericho returns. This took,
10 minutes at least. And he never said a word. Well, he said, yeah, or come on. And
he just ran around the ring. Spot hands got in the ring. Grab the mic. And then put the ring
down and run around again. I thought, out of certain level, I thought this was genius because
you don't know where he's going. You don't know where you're going. You're saying you watch.
He's not going to say a word. I'm like, I don't doubt it. And what I've determined is they're
going to run in here. Of course, because it's going to be how, how awesome am I? I don't
have to say anything. People love me. We're going to go back to Ego Jericho again. Yeah.
Well, I think that's because the last time I, he was brought back to save the company. So now
you have to just come back and be the jerk. That was weird. That was cool. The car just
drives through here. Apparently through my headphone. So are we saying CM Punk Jericho?
Absolutely. With CM Punk saying, I'm the best in the world at what I do. And that's a point
you brought up. And we all knew that that was Jericho's catchphrase for years. He didn't
say he's the best the world he does. Yes, he did. He says, I'm the best wrestler in the
world. That's the CM Punk is saying, which you can take it as either way, but that's
what CM Punk says. I am, I am the best at what I do. In general, they are the best at what
they do. And they both do the same thing. So, you know, there can be only one. We're going
to have a highlander challenge, highlander match at WrestleMania. We're going to have
one of them wearing a kiln, speaking like a spaniard. I almost hit the line. I had to stop
myself. You ever watch Craig Ferguson's wee bit of revolution. He talks about how Sean
Connery is the same in every movie. Absolutely. And he's like, he's like, you look him up
in a hunt for a October. If you are a Russian shop commander, you watch him in a highlander.
If you are a spaniard. It's the same guy. You watch him in Dragonite. If you are a dragon.
I feel this is supposed to be a double quarter pound. Oh, I love him. He's still, he's
all obviously greatness. Then, apparently, we're not living in bizarre world because apparently
this king thing is really happening too. Speaking of bizarre world, that this is, we're going
to have him coming up through the ring and dragging Zach Reiner into the abyss. Shut up,
Cole. He dragged us in. This is not 1993. You're not selling me on this. Nobody believes that
the whole to Armageddon under that ring exists. Besides, that's a paper view we haven't
done in like five years. See Mike, they seem like they did that at Hell in the Cell whenever
we were there. Do you think that, do you think creative just had this big plan and went,
yeah, no, it's not going to work. Let's just do what we did for the last 15 years. Maybe
the, maybe the guys that were writing the last couple of seasons of heroes is working
for Vince. Well played, sir. We are so out of ideas. Let's just throw it against the
wall. If it sticks, okay. We'll row with that. This was such a squandered, squandered opportunity.
Good Lord. Such a squandered opportunity with the return of Kane. But I think that would,
with that and Jericho being so close together, I think he's just, yeah. Not the first time
WWE squandered an opportunity. No, it's about point. And of course, you know, we're going
to get Brodus Clay thrown into the mix at some point. I'm just, I'm sure. And as anybody
else noticed, we haven't seen his in-car in about a month. Huh? Just saying. And, and at
some point, we're going to have to pave the way for the return of awesome Kong at some
point. What was her name? Karma. Karma. Yeah. Apparently she did a Christmas message
for them on the website. So I've assumed that she's had the kid by now. I'm assuming.
Let's talk about impact because that's the music you hear in the background. Can we
stop, please? Pretending to be shocked. When multiple feuding factions are in the same ring
and it turns into an X-man tag team match in the, in the main event. Oh, that was a block
booster announcement. Ray Charles can see that he's dead and blind. Okay? Wow. I just,
it drives me nuts. It's like you had James Storm and Kurt Angle in the ring. And then
you had Robert Rude and Jeff Hardy in the ring. And then you had a Biss and Bully Ray in
the ring. All three in matches against each other, tomorrow, at Genesis. And we're shocked
that Steve's going to put him in a six man. I'm just like, this is, this is wrestling
one, oh, one. If you've never watched a wrestling show in your life, you could have seen this
coming. And so let's stop acting like this is the greatest thing that's ever happened
in Fixie Carter's company in the history of ever. And we, and we thought that WWE
created was uncreative. Mike Tenae, how far the mediocre have fallen.
Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, the mediocre. Oh, and Tas come home. The street lights on. Please
Tas, you need to come home. And at least three times on impact this past week, they took
a commercial break in a little match from the Mike, God, they rip off everything department.
They never used to do that until about the last couple of months impacts now doing the,
oh, we've got to go to break fans. It's a match ends in the commercial break. We'll show
you what happens. It never ends in the course break. Leave it alone. I, I hate it when
they do it on wrong. Just show the match. And I hated it when they did it on Nitro.
I feel bad for the people that are alive because you know when they go off the air, it's
five minutes of rest holds anyway. Yeah. I really hated it when they, whenever Nitro
would end that way, not just going to commercial break. And we're out of time fans. But then
they'd show it like in the commercial break of whatever show came after them. Yeah.
I'm like, that's so stupid. Didn't TNA do that too? And they just had another, another show
at the end of TNA. And not what, like the match would go too long and TNA went in, but
then they just go to like their after show. I thought that's what they were doing online.
I thought maybe it was online. They never did that on fire. You were looking up your, your
epic pose at the house show we went to. But that was, that was a house show though. That
wasn't a, but it was part of that same thing. Oh, part of the TNA today. Yeah. Yeah. It
was part of that same bit. Still pissed that they blurred me out of that. That's why
they don't come back here. I'm, no, they came back once after that. And I wasn't there.
So maybe they thought, hey, that dude's not here. He's not here. Where he's not coming
back yet. Okay. So let's talk about Genesis on Sunday and not that my, one of my favorite
bands of all time. This will be their, their pay-per-view. First pay-per-view of the year
takes place tomorrow. Live all the way from the impact zone because they're going on the
road so much. Let's just think it. Okay. Genesis pay-per-view. Tag team title match. Crimson
and Matt Morgan versus Samoa Joe and Magnus. That's your tag team title match. Oh my god.
I said my living room going, who, what, where, and why? Yeah. Because Crimson and Matt
Morgan are your tag team champions. So they did this. Remember we talked about their,
version of the lethal lottery bit? Oh yeah. And the winner's got to get a shot at the
pay-per-view. And it's Samoa Joe and Magnus. Landing with a thud. Which the only reason
that they, they were in that final was because they were wrestling AJ and Kazarian. And
apparently we're, we're getting ready for a Christopher Daniels, AJ, Kazarian bit again.
John says he actually watched five minutes of impact this week and remembered why he
doesn't watch it. I do it for the kids. I do it for America. It's a five minutes. Yeah.
I watched, I watched every minute of the show. It's like a bucket of, it's like a bucket
of cold water in your face and in your lap at the same time. And then I realized this.
Jeremy Borash does the ring announcing for the main event every week. Yeah. Jeremy Borash
is, he looks like a love child between Alfred E. Newman and any random Kennedy. If you
look at it, any of the Kennedy family and Alfred E. Newman have a love child, it's Jeremy
Borash. What? Me? Worry? I'm telling you, think about it. Just picture Jeremy Borash
in your head. I am in all I can picture now is Lauren. That's, you know, that's not
a bad deal. There is a resemblance thing. You're killing me, Smalls. Let's talk about
Smackdown which aired last night or the lack thereof. Man, this shows bad. Man. You know
it's bad when one of the points is Michael. Oh, wait until you see the point that I'm
coming up with that. Here's a question. If you're an NXT alum, do you just job for the
rest of your career? Yes. Unless your name is Wade Barrett and you get to win a match
every couple of months, all these NXT guys have become jobbers to the stars. He's slater,
he's a decent Gabriel. David O'Tonga. They're the new Al Snow job squad. That would be
, this would be genius. If they would make them the new job squad, I'd hit like, check
book. Give us a book a year in a light checkbook. Vince, if you're listening, we could save
this company. I can move it. You I don't need my. Somebody's already
right. No, it's not. That's the best offense I can do. My, my, my I am not the rich
I'm not the rich little of my generation. I'm not gonna lie to you
But I just like man, I just this what you just had it
Yeah, I just got a text from somebody that I what that is listening to the show. Okay
Do you see any unusual names in there that you don't recognize?
Let me look
No, I don't there's only there's nobody in there's no guests or anything
My old boss from terminics Brian Fry is
Brian, we welcome you. Thank you for listening to me because I got this random to I guess he got a new phone because I got a new phone today
Yeah, she did and welcome to the welcome to 2011 from 2002 and he said
He said listening listening to your show. I love he said listening to your show
I love it kudos you guys. Oh, thank you. I appreciate that and I didn't recognize the number
I'm like who is this and he puts in the punchline to my joke that I told in the office that morning when I told you that oh
Yeah, but the punchline was and that's before we even leave the office. Oh my god. It's bruh
I'll have to tell you that joke off the air. Obviously. Yeah, here's my next question. Are we pushing shame as to win the rumble?
There's the only guy talking about it
The only guy talking about the actual rumble. Yeah, it's about winning the rumble
If nobody else is really talking about this thing
So I'm wondering if we're actually pushing him to win the rumble
They put king of the ring on him. Why not give him the rumble tape?
Because god knows the guy is working for that cup. Have you guys heard the newest version of Daniel Bryan's team?
Yes, no, is it just me or does it sound like Christmas music? I know it's supposed to be right on the Valkyries
But all I can hear is like you're like a jingle bell short of Christmas music
I am not to I you know, I
My impressions are why I am not the Frank Caliendo of this show
Your halfway expecting Drainl Drainl Drainl Drainl all I made it all I was I really I was very odd
So apparently Epico's back with Primo now and Unico's on his own with this other guy and we will all sleep better tonight
So there's that
Then there's this I had to save this for last because I
Actually had to rewind my DVR when this happened
Cole actually brings up him versus Daniel Bryan in the WWE 12 video game and yes
Cole is a playable character in WWE 12
Here's here's what happens in the game
Cole wins the match by submission. He uses the she the same submission that Jack Swagger uses that
Kurt Angle uses which is the ankle lock say it slower
The ankle lock
That is what he is calling it. I
Hate that guy. I don't I was I was actually getting the room set up the the studio set up for the show and I went
Hold on and I walked back into my living room and I rewound it and I went he really did call it the Ang Cole lock
I don't hate the strong marketing
Get some money back. I don't see somebody some third-grader. They've got working marketing for them. I don't hate is a strong word
I despised this guy
It made me want to kick a puppy. I mean that's how mad it made me and then put it in an ankle lock
Thank you. Thank you clip. I just I could not believe they actually somebody wrote that and
And went yes put this on television. They write that or did he just spitball with it?
I don't think he spitballed anything. I think it's that smart
Just as a side note did you read this thing about
Nash and the warrior shoot know each other apparently they're in some kind of a Twitter war
that he
Hogan's weighing in there is a shoot fight challenge that's been issued between these two and dragon gate has actually offered them a spot on their next
Pay-per-view he a Nash comments on on warrior essentially rejecting his challenge to a shoot fight
And he but how would you know if he really did deny it because you can't understand anything the warrior says anyway
This would be the most epic old match of all time. Tell me this doesn't sound national hellwig goes doctor evil on me
What does he want one billion dollars? I read that he goes how about this gym you picked the time in place for free and for fun
But I thought mashup didn't work for free. I thought it's been the only one exactly
And this this guy that was right in this article said free Kevin Nash. Yeah, not so much
He said make peace with your maker and kiss your loved ones goodbye as this is clearly the seventh side of the apocalypse
You are listening to the clubhouse. We're here at live every Saturday night at eight o'clock
We are we have two special guests in the studio tonight
One one rookie if you will cliff is here. Yes, sir. We appreciate you being here sir guy
We've known for many many years also joining us our resident chick in studio. She is charla
Hola
May have a very couple of very special guests next week still working on that coming up two weeks from tonight
Tulsa world's own
Kelly Hines will be on the show at least be a phone if not skype guy
She is a sports writer. She is also what is known as a fashionista
She's got some great opinion. She's been on the show at a vaccinate stuff and then yes
And then in three weeks charla will be back for our normal chicken studio show
So we got to get that back on track because now that it's on the weekend. She has no excuses anymore
Other than having a life
Or like they're sir
Sir, I know I'm reaching. Sorry
Life's are overrated. Let's be honest
And one night we need to have like
Couple in studio. She you need to bring your your man with you one night. Have him on the show. You can't do weekend
We'll make him skype it from a bar. Yes, that would be awesomer
Hey
Let's move on let's do person of interest person of interest is a segment we do on the show everywhere
Where we pick a person or an entity and we talk about their lackness their greatness or lack thereof
It is my turn to pick person of interest and as I was watching
Some of the documentaries leading up to the winter classic. I thought you know HBO's 24-7
Would be a great person of interest for this week
They do these for a lot of their marquee boxing fights
They did it for the winter classic last year and they also did it again this year
And really for me if you put the words HBO and documentary in the same sentence
Especially if you put sports in the middle
I'm in absolutely golden
Chad I agree
Absolutely. Have you ever had a chance to watch any of the the boxing ones they've done? No, no
I haven't I'll tell you what if you can't stay in playmate with her now
It'll make it worse when you watch the main weather really
There was one where he's they show this on the soup. That's how bad this is. Oh god
He's holding a stack of 100s up to his ear like a phone
And he's talking to Fiddy sent who's sitting right next to him doing the exact same thing
And this went on what a mccale say for like 10 minutes. See this is what sets us back
It just wow it drives you insane it does all right, you know, I I got love for my people, but jeez
Come on
I mean, this is the same guy though when he fought Daniel a hoi. He came out to the ring of the sun prayer row
But he still has it his house because they showed it on cribs. Is it gold plated?
There was gold in it
But then make you want to make you just want to stab him with your car HBO does such a great job with these things
That it's like if you love somebody you love them that much or any if you hate them you hate them much more
And it's still hard for me to believe that the guy that narrates these guys was cotton matter in the screen movies
Because we have Shriver narrates all of them
Cotton who cotton matter in the screen movies use the his character and scream. Yeah, that was cotton weary or something like that. It's maybe it was
Cotton that the it's cotton. I know that was that the killer. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. Well the alleged
The one he supposedly killed her mother. Okay. Maybe it was cotton. We're those cotton matter. I'll look it up
Keep talk amongst yourself. Okay. I'll do research. It's weird when you hear him narrate. It's just the same guy
It's just I don't see him when I hear his voice on the HBO stuff
Liam Shriver has has got that that very good. Didn't he play a
Do you play a Orson Welles in a biopic about when they made citizen games? Yes, he did as a matter of fact
As did Denofrio and Ed would believe it or not
I caught that the other night. Denofrio is greatness on his own
You do person bitches don't remember the last track five seconds, but yes move on
But Denofrio actually sounded like a man. Anyway, we're digress
We're amazing the point, but any I mean anytime HBO does I mean almost any there's some documentaries
I won't watch because some of them get a little too political for me
But their sports documentaries are amazing like I watched
Three of the four episodes of 24 seven back to back for the for the winter classic
Because I wanted to make sure I watched them before the winter classic air. Does gumball still have his show on?
I don't care about brain couple. He does though. It's called no. It's called um real sports with brain
I mean, that's a really good segment. It's on he's just a debat
Yeah, I'm not a fan of him, but I was a fan of what they covered when he was working for NFL network and he referred
To Roderick Adele as a slave owner
I'm done. Wow. That was what last year wasn't it
Like I said
This is what sets us back
Yeah, it just it drives I can't stand Brian Gumball because he is the ultimate
He's for those of you that are local. He is the Dale Hanson of national sports
When he leaves somewhere he torches
Bridges bridges when he's there. Yeah, he goes scorched dirt him in the Greg still beefing
Oh, I'm sure I've always thought Greg was more talented than him anyway, which uh Brian just came on the scene first. Yeah
It is gotten weary by the kind of weary who's gotten that
I don't know what you're talking about
I feel Wikipedia coming on
Yep
I think we're all looking smart phones
Wasn't was cotton mather a character in secure mockingbird or something
No, we've got people in the chat room. They're probably doing the exact same thing. We are
Sudden laps in that cutie
We're all racing to see who can get there first
Uh, according to this cotton mather was a stuntman in Terminator 2
No, no, he was a 17th century puritan minister
He had a big role in the Salem witch trial. Okay, that's what it is
But that's the cotton mather. I'm thinking ironically this guy named cotton mather was a stuntman in X-Men
And cotton and and Leo Shriver played saber-toothed X-Men origins
That's right. I forgot brainer rings and stuff. I forgot didn't HBO did a 24-7 with Lebron, didn't they?
Many many moons ago. Oh, what's wrong? He said Lebron has 24 points in the first quarter. Oh
But they did that movie about him was it last year before it was a game uh more than a game. I do want to see that
Yeah, they came out actually out of theaters
I would like to see that
But anybody disagree
HBO 24-7 greatness. Oh, yes. Like like HBO sports documentary
It's it's gonna be great no matter what you remember when they did 12 nights. Do you guys remember this?
It was a 12-part series. They were each 30 minutes a piece about their 12 greatest boxing matches. They've ever done
Oh, yeah, yeah, this thing was genius. Which one was number one? I'm assuming they just did really they were just random
Yeah, it was just well with their greatest fights and told the backstory on them and what happened during the fight
And they've never aired them again. Yeah, it was like sugar ray lantern and Marvin Hagler
Not so great. What fight was it with the the glove? I had the powder in the glove. They did a whole documentary about that
Where he had the we had the plaster of Paris right? They did an entire documentary about that. Okay
And I can't remember the name. I it was it was I can't remember
Live looking on SNL Charles Barkley is hosting tonight. I guess he's Kimbo slice play
Jimbo rice
He'll be Charles Barkley hosting tonight Kelly Clarkson is your musical guest tonight. He looks like a mixture of branded and shook night
You know what? Brandon didn't make me forget about the greatest 30 for 30 of all time, but
It was a documentary
Her meteoric rise to power you better be glad you're out of town
I would put a weapon on you so severe
Brandon sir you're a genius
Or or or and when he says genius, he means a total moron
Sometimes the comedy writes itself speaking of which let's go on campus because we got comedy here
This is the main reason that uh, we have Chris Cliff on this week. He's a big fan of the Louisiana State Tiger
So big as a matter of fact that he went there. Yes, really. Yes. I did
Played a little baseball for them. So you got skins on the wall
Sort of speak. He has he has room to talk. Yes. Well, I thought you meant like you just went there and no, he played baseball
You played baseball for them
Basketball cue played. Oh cue played. But you but you both knew who Bobby was absolutely. That's a good good friend of the show
Her father is a legend at LSU and when I mentioned his name to both him and cue
It was like time stopped and they're like how do you know who that is?
I'm like this daughter is a really good friend of mine. Yeah
It's great. You're like a small world. You just got to count like P yourself a little bit. He said that's a little bit
Wow
A couple of uh players have announced they will be coming back for next season Landry Jones from Oklahoma
As well as
Monty ball running back from Wisconsin. I am of two minds here on both of these guys
Landry I guess Landry just kind of wants to up his stock a little bit
But
Landry had a back here this year, and I don't know if he can if he can
Recline to the top of the mountain. He's only nine wins away from being the winningest quarterback in Oklahoma history
Once brawls went down though. It was it was all down here. You know, and I expect it stills a step up
But now he really didn't do too much. But with Monty ball
You got to take this into consideration. Monty's got one of the best offensive line
Yeah, but the thing about a running back though
When you're running back the clock is a lot more accelerated than it is for almost any other position in the game
Why he came back right he came back because
NFL I guess they've got a rating system that tells you as a rookie, you know
What you'll be and Monty wasn't given above the third round really
This is a high-spinning candidate not getting above the third round and I think you're your high-spin pool next year's gonna be kind of shallow
Absolutely, and that may have played a role in this well. Matthew will be a man
Absolutely, so I don't I mean I'm a big Monty ball. So that could just a beast is a beast
And I don't want him to get hurt. I want to see him play at the next level
Landry I don't know I I need to see more
I need to see the right and since he lost 20 pounds this year. I need to see Landry against quality defenses
Yeah, he had no quality defenses this year at all outside of
And Oklahoma was just beat up this year they were they they had some key injuries early
And because of that it just because if you remember in August everybody was talking about Oklahoma in the national championship game
And you're beloved tigers and you and I have talked about this on many occasions this season the thing about LSU
They want it quietly. Yeah, it wasn't until almost the the SEC championship where people were all of a sudden
Oh, wait a minute. Maybe LSU could win the national championship and I said it from the get-go
I called it that LSU being the way we were
Everybody didn't really see what we had, you know, it's especially going into Alabama game
All your hearts BAMMA BAMMA BAMMA BAMMA BAMMA
And I always tell everybody
Intangibles intangibles can win you a game and we've got a ton of intangibles on our squad
And we'll talk about that here in just a minute. Let's get you your your 2011 bowl prediction updates
As we remind you that in we played Vegas rules and in Vegas over time doesn't count so I got screwed twice by over time
Your current standings are as follows with 17 games correct
In dead ace last place
That would be me
The guy that does the homework
The guy that watches the games the guy that does the study and he can't seem to win his way enough
We over-analyses manliness stuff. I have 17 correct 18 correct. We have a tie
Sharla who has taken a nose dive after going she started literally
One two seven and only eight for nine. She started eight for nine out of a gate. What happened?
She was picking teams because her name sounded funny. They were
I got picked. I picked Virginia because I had the word virgin and I thought that was funny
I picked Alabama because my favorite scene from force gump is where he goes Grandpa, Alabama
That was my logic to all of it. She she hits temple. Ohio. You hit temple. Yeah, let me give you the run
Temple, Ohio
Ula-la Marshall
TCU Boise State Southern Mississippi. You got Southern Mississippi
But she also she took North Carolina over Mizzou
But then she hit Purdue over Western Michigan
And that was a horrible Purdue Western and then of course she's tied with John in second place right now
And hey, Bo Pace. Bo Pace, we're staying here. Do you want me to be my countryman?
That would be Chad with 23
23
He is one game behind lmgale.com
Mikey has 24 correct
And so at at best right now Chad can tie Mikey because Chad's got LSU Mikey has Alabama
At best you can tie your cousin at this point. Great job. You're welcome, sir
That's that's the one I did know something about
Because because of course all of us picked Arkansas State for for dot com. Yeah, so none of us can gain ground on that one
But that is your bowl update. I am just
By the way average bowl attendance right now is at a 30 year low
They talked about the cotton bowl being inducted now into the actual being the m1
Because they're saying how these bowls now like you're saying it so low
But
The cotton bowls I'm not mistaken actually had a higher attendance than all of these other ones
I remember I remember being at DFW last year on this day right after the cotton bowl taking Megan back to the airport
Seeing players run by us and stuff. You remember that? Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah
We're sitting there just waiting for her to get checked in and we're like this is just so bizarre and for those of you that are
ACC fans
The ACC is we chew and 13 in BCS games dear god good old climpson and Georgia Tech out there
Two new jersey with you Clems in you screwed me. You let somebody put
73 points in you have tied a bowl record
West Virginia. No near
You're Austin though man. Austin's a beast. All right. It's a fast kid there
So let's get you ready for the BCS national championship game
It takes place this Monday night at 7 30 central time on
Espin
Because
We have the Louisiana State University Tigers and the
Crimson tide of Alabama a rematch from the game the first weekend in November
Which and and I have said this you know branded does ask about those Oregon helmets those were pretty cool. Those were awesome
But see organs got Nike money and when you got Nike money you can have cool stuff
Did you hear the thought though? Did you hear what they said about the recruiting?
I said all we have to do is please 18 year old kids. What does an 18 year old kid want more Nike to look awesome on that field?
Yeah, and a lot of people were saying they look like Darth Vader's football team
I saw the y'all say you know what they kind of do
Clip that I looked before the before the show the line is still one point
Alabama's getting eight points. So this thing is for all intents and purposes. This is a pick them
We've said on this show a hundred times
I thought the game in November was an amazing game
There's if you thought this was going to be a shootout you're smoking crack don't know sports
That's what I want to say on that because those two defense were not going to
It wasn't going to turn into a shootout
Now I honestly believe that LSU has learned from that game
And I I am of the full and complete total confidence pick LSU wins this game by double digits
Comments concerns questions. Let's go Tigers. I agree
Branda John says the game should even play just give it to LSU
But you know best team in the country you beat five top 10 teams and you only play 11 games
We played actually that's
seven
There you go
Seven top 10. It'll be eight if we beat them and will be the only team. I think since 19 38
To be three top five wow
Ward last but last time that was 38 sir the name
That's ridiculous
The University of college football North America
No, no, they don't have John seems to think LSU is going to blow it up in the second half
Brandon says he thinks 14 to 10 LSU. John is officially predicting 31 to 13. Oh wow
I think he just likes palindromes. Well, we got too much dead our depth get slipped on
I just that's your five dollar college or today palindrome
Brandon says one touchdown one punt return for LSU
Who's he got on the power term Matthew?
That that gets a beast that kids amazing. I don't know Matthew just god
No one made more
Decisive plays this year than he did. Oh, no one no one
I just
John says honey badger kick butt
Yeah, thank you, thank you, thank you, honey badger, don't care
Emerald nuts has a honey badger commercial now
NBA jam has an unlockable honey badger series. Yes, sir in the jam on fire edition downloaded. They're there. We're taking over
We've got a barn burger going in the super dome we're going to talk about here in just a minute
I just don't know
Here's my thing if Alabama wins this game
Big if
If they do I'm gonna make a bold prediction
Savings gone by May you think so you think two national championships over four years
wins over Texas and LSU
He's done everything he can do now the rumors of him going to Texas. I think her absolutely false
He will not touch the University of Texas at Austin now the rumors of Mac Brown retiring before the end of the month
I believe are absolutely valid because those rumors were swirling right before the Baylor game
I think Max got a sour taste in his mouth right now. That's what I think well
What have we always said about Mac Brown great recruiter terrible coach. Yep
He can get the talent there
Texas I think for the last three or four years has been in the top five as far as recruit goes and can't get the job to do anything
Can't get the job done
Unfortunately, they happen to meet
Alabama and Cody parents Cody good God. Thank you
cheese
So Monday night 7 30 I do believe this is going to be I think the first half the jitters are going to get there
The only thing I have to say to what the University of Alabama is the following remember what happened the last time LSU
Played for a national championship in their own backyard in the Superdome actually the last two times
And you know what at the beginning of this year? I was figuring we may have had a close rematch between
Oklahoma and LSU back in the Superdome that's what I thought was going to happen
But we talked about on this show how that was going to be a collision course
Brandon says must champs going to be pissed if Brown retires
I think he wanted out of there anyway. I do too. Yeah, I think him
Maybe it has some words behind the curtains and as and as a gator fan as a guy that bleeds blue and orange
I said it a million times on this show first year. I'll give you a moment
Let you have it and vice is already gone
So you get half a year in SBC. Yeah
I mean it's it's you he jumped into the deep end at a pool. I mean let's be honest and
Florida was we're on the downside of the cycle anyway
So I'm good with must champs saying at least another couple of years let him get his recruits in there
Let him get his players in there and then let's do this thing
Because I think he's got I think he's a great coach. I'm happy to have him. What do you think about urban? I did a Ohio state
I don't I'm not upset with urban in any way shape or form
You know that guy brought me new two national championships and a Heisman trophy
My thing was my my beef was saving is the way he did my dolphins the way he went
Not only did you do this under the cover of night
But when the moving truck showed up they were University of Alabama semi is picking his stuff up to what that that
Hacked me hard dude. I was so mad. I was mad on a wet hand. I was like dude. That's just a demon
I never knew the moving trucks that showed up to his house were from the university and had the university
Logo and pictures of the players on the same eyes. Oh boy amazing. I was
I was a little incorrigible that he makes art mode. They'll look like a saint. I was like, are you kidding me?
John brings up an extra point. I'm glad you did John because it's something I want to talk about a lot of people are saying
That if if Bama wins
That the AP will still vote you LSU number one and it's a split national championship to me. There is no such thing
I don't need it if you don't have the crystal football and then LSU is face this the last time
With USC running their yaps you that was not a three-peat LSU has the crystal football
Therefore, they are the national champions a the AP can say whatever they want
There was a time when the AP number one was your national champion. Yes, I understand that before the beat. This is not that time
You all agreed to this format you all agreed to contract however flawed
Because I can't stand the BCS, but however flawed this is the national champion and the way it is determined if you don't like it
You you bring up the contract. It's your own fault
That's it and ESPN is paying billions and I said it as a tiger fan
I'll say that as an LSU fan if Bama manages to pull this carry him off then my all means Bama deserves that champ
You're the champ until somebody tells you otherwise and are you Oklahoma?
You Oklahoma state
Uh vouchers out there. Give it up stop. You're not destroyed. Do you really think that you would have pulled this off
Against the defense. You're talking about a team that primarily passes going up against the best past defense in the nation
Give it up. I think it's once the jitters get out in that first quarter
I think this turns into a runaway. I just think that
LSU is is ready to play this game and much respect to the University of Alabama because nobody put them in the conversation
Over this summer. There's a lot of people that still don't think they should be in the conversation
But you know what debated. Yeah, number one versus number two. Yeah, you can't debate it. Call it a day numbers. Don't lie exactly
That's actually a show on ESPN too. The system is the system
I just happen to be the victorian. Yeah, you you you get to benefit from it. I get the benefit this year and our conference gets to benefit
Again seven straight
I've said it before and I say it again every other conference in college football learn the following two words speed kills fast
That is why the SEC just keeps winning
We have the speed and we're not afraid to use it big 10 the day of big 10 grind out run football is over
Where are you watching this game cliff? You know, I don't know. I got I got a couple options. So I'm gonna be at work
Yeah, I know so I either have to do the deal where I pull up the box score on Yahoo and just watch it refresh
Or I've got to figure out a way
To watch this game. It's the national championship. You know, and there's a bunch of us that talk about these things at work
And we're just like we're gonna go crazy on Monday night. I almost want to take the trip
Sunday night to go down there
Even if I don't go to the game, I want to take that you friend of the show that we are keeping anonymous for anonymous purposes will be there
Okay, someone who's the person we referred to earlier whose dad was a very oh, okay, okay
She will be there
She sent me an email this week because yeah, I'll be the national. I'm like, you shut up sweet
Jealous you bring me a cup
Or a coaster yeah coaster and again, I said it. I said it when Alice you played Oklahoma
You got all the encasions in their backyard and they will be drinking so you don't be careful
It's gonna look like a it's gonna look like the water boy
Especially if the Saints
Pull this winoff against and we're gonna talk about that here in just a moment. There's gonna be a whole lot of gatories
Oh
Let's get through this other stuff before we can talk about that. Let's talk a little bit of music news right here on the clubhouse
If you want some more in-depth especially after the game
Cody's playbook will be the place to go he will give you the absolute breakdown of this game because that's what he does
I'm gonna I'm gonna try to predict the song that's coming up next
I want you to make sure you look up Cody's playbook on new stream because he'll be there here
He's gonna be he's gonna probably spend most of his show next week on that game. Oh, of course because that's his bread and butter
Yes
I knew it
I did not see the playlist. I knew this is where he was going
I was either gonna do this or natural woman. No, it had to be this it had to be this one. Hey spike
Spikes at the spikes at the Saints game. Yeah a little bit out of his league
Anyway, congratulations Aretha Franklin just turned 69 years old engaged to a Willie Wilkerson who is a old
That's a friend. Yeah, that's an old black guy sounds like a character
That sounds like a character. I'm saying for the record
Cleveland is African-American. So this is not yes, it's not the one that kind of show
It's it's Willie Wilkerson sounds like he's like great. He's drinking buddy on Sanford himself
He comes with a free walking chair
And a bottle of rippling. They called him soft shoe winning
again
But what I love is when they announced it Aretha statement was I am not pregnant. Thank God for that
You're not pregnant by a Willie, huh?
Apparently though she said in an interview recently that before she and Willie started dating
She was dating a well-known late-night talk show host
She would not say who it was, but I'm the all of a sudden the mental roller that just starts spitting. I'm gonna go cold
I'm saying I'm saying letter of it
Do you think let him in before before before his baby mama deal
Because this is because they've been dating for a long time. She she and Willie have been together for a while waiting Williams
Oh she's
She thought she's out late night. She's morning though. I know I know shock value shock value
She's a staple on the soup and we love it
The wedding will be either in June or July
The thing that sent out they have not said if anyone's gonna be there yet
She's she said there's some hopes of people that she'd like to be singing at the wedding and whatnot
But they have not it's just it really depends on which month Willie has least chance of developing a stroke. That is true. That is true
Also officially engaged the timberlake and the just Jessica Biel how many times have we been on this
Parade float exactly. No, they've never been engaged before but they've been on again off again for how many times how long
Forever yeah, my house off speed dial sorry Jessica
I like them they have the same swag. They both have that same charismatic swag. She's got that cool chick hot exactly
You know what I'm saying? She's just like she's a girl that you look at and you go
In real life, I could have a shot. I would approach you. You know, yeah, you are approach approach
And you know that in Justin Timberlake walks in and then you realize who they are
Is isn't Ryan Gosling and Eva Mendez like an item now?
I think seem like I read that he took her home to meet her parents and stuff. He should be mad at that last night
Gosling
I would be really really mom ready to do maybe a drop baby goose
Speaking of people who are engaged there back together on again off again. Oh
gosh
You know nothing compares to him. Bobby we yes
Yes
John did say Montel Williams. So for each of them Franklin. He was on late night
I'm on tell Jordan. Oh, no
I don't believe
Former late night she's the one that got him on I think I just threw up in my mouth a little bit
I know she said former late night TV Joe. That's right. She's not a sushi former. He was dating was a former famous famous
She said famous. She didn't say
But you could be nearby
Steve Allen
Chinato Connor and her estranged husband the
I'm just gonna go right past that
Back together the drug counselor who found crack in Vegas on their wedding weekend apparently they're back together
Do you hear the story? No, I have Chinato Connor gets married. This is her fourth marriage. She said we I have no idea
They're wedding weekend in Vegas. He's a drug abuse counselor and they went looking for weed and wound up with crack
Are you serious? This is this was reported. That's why he's a counselor. He came to you to get better drugs and weed
Hey, I know where to get this stuff from and they were married for like 18 days
Yeah, they now they're back together again. They took a Howell world they broke the Kardashian record. She beat the Kardashian. Wow
So something you strive for exactly
The shortest one this Brittany had the long. Yeah, it was like two days with a guy. No, not 55 hours
And his name is Jason Alexander, but not that Jason. All right
Then we find this out this came down
Yesterday afternoon
Can you still say your name then that's all big deal. You broke your neck
Vloggers you can still say your name who cares Jason DeRulo fractures his neck recursing rehearsing for his upcoming tour
It has to cancel all the dates. He will be in a neck brace for several months. Apparently they were working on some
Acrobatics of a
Wire-type deal
Yeah, who is this guy?
Is that you hear right next? Well, I'm here right now. Let me turn this up. Give me a little bit
It's called what you said. Okay. Yeah, let me speak to you
Oh
There's this other big singer right here. It's called in my head. He deserves a beer and make that was but wow
I was I was thinking it. I just didn't know if I could say it
It's the same old recycled auto-tuned
Crap we've been getting fed on a radio for the past seven years discovered by the carrier Gordy
He was on either which makes you want to punch your in the mouth again
I'm saying that you punch your in the mouth the first time
No, I've been wanting to punch you in the mouth several times because I was like you want to punch your in the mouth again
It's like did you another reason I want a puncher in other words
And Rihanna this was a weird thing for me Rihanna was as now been awarded the most the top selling digital artist ever
Her
Her songs have been downloaded 47.5 million times since 2005
But my question is have we been doing this bit long enough to crown that yet?
I don't think so. I don't think so. I mean legally that's what I was about to say
How much of that was legit allegedly how much of that will suit you torrent
She'd be knowing there that if if Michael Jackson had come out at the same time in this digital era she'd be knowing
No, I remember how much his sales spiked the weekend that he passed away
I do sales went through the rules
Much of her sales spiked when she had her little the Chris Brown incident. Yeah, I got hit by her fellow Ella. Hey, hey, hey black audition
Oh, by the way
Pete win 101 90 over the net. Um
You're gonna make it a lot of edits tonight. I actually nope. I'm not good. Take it in good. That's staying in
Because it needs to stick
Let's do this
Only one music new release this week of anybody I even recognized
I couldn't pick this lady out of alignment, but I knew the name Andy DeFranco releases which side are you on this woman?
It's been around forever. She's the only name I even recognized like everything else was just like either reissues or bands
I've never even heard of prince wrote a track for this woman like 20 years ago
So let's move on to speaking of my iPhone alerting me of the final of the Miami Heat Game. Let's move on to NBA news
The Sacramento Kings actually I had the numbers wrong on your run sheet
So we're gonna have to call an audible here Sacramento Kings fire coach Paul Westfall in two plus seasons
He was 51 and 120. I got a better beer pong record
And then they I mean people were making a big deal because they were in the middle of a back-to-back-to-back and then the next night they won
I was like a broken clock is right twice a day. It's the Sacramento Kings who haven't been good since like oh three
Yeah, that was back when the previous
Point is why yeah
Did we have a swim through this town? Yes
Yeah, what is it was that was that Christopher bitty? Who has it? That's good point this town
The mavericks are turning into the Oakland Raiders of the NBA used to be the what the what the what I'm sorry
The Oakland Raiders
A lot of teams now going through their first back-to-back-to-back stretches Miami just did theirs
I know Sacramento did theirs
Not sure if the Lakers have yet or not. I just don't know
So
Back-to-back-to-back
For some of these teams you really have to schedule this well you have to
I mean for Miami they had Atlanta on both ends of it which was weird to me. So I guess they went Atlanta or Atlanta or Atlanta
Slot travel your current standings and eastern conference Atlantic division
New Jersey
In the in the seller we only played eight six to eight games. So
The the nicks above them Toronto
Raptors
Above them and they're not called them the blue chase
Boston and Philly Philly is in first place. What in the world?
The 76ers since 76
In central division Detroit to the bottom of the barrel good for them
Chicago balls seven and one right now. Love those guys
Best record tied with my Miami feet in the league right now
And then in the southeast division. What was their record Chicago? Chicago's seven and one right now
Are they loose tonight?
So now they don't have the best record they have been amongst my beloved heat best point guard name be I for sure. Oh sure
They got amazing
Southeast division
Is it true that the or is Washington talking about going back to the bullets?
I haven't heard this. There's rumors that they're going back to the bullets because right now they're in the seller
They got nowhere else to go but up. They're oh and seven right now. I miss those unies
John brings up that heat win the other night without Wade and LeBron
Three over times. Chris bought Chris Bosch just went off. I think you put in a what 33 point something like that
He's trying to change my mind
I to me Bosch was the weird odd man out in that deal Bosch has to see himself went out there
Yeah, he's he's got to separate himself from the pack in this deal. He got their identity this year
That's what we were waiting on last year. Oh, I think you know, so we we got that this year obviously
So Maverick fans you've won three games out of eight now. So congratulations there
Called that San Antonio five and two
You realize that right now we are one of basically a tenth of the way through this season. Yeah, what's 70 games?
66 so to see it for playing 66 games this year
And do you ever think you see the day where Houston would start out two and five the rockets speaking of Houston and of course
I know he's not with him anymore. What about the Grady
Teemak
Strong start horrible finish for him in my opinion. Absolutely one of the strongest starts
I just couldn't get it done he reminded me of pinney when he first went on and here's here's a here's a shocker new Orleans two and five
There you go. Man Dallas is currently leaving in 52 to 41
Is it a chat of the sports desk bringing it very nice job, sir
Oklahoma City six and two first place in the northwest division tied with Denver
I've said it before and I'll say it again
Oklahoma City owns the western conference for the next five years
Absolutely, and they're gonna and they're just like we talked about with LSU. They're doing it quietly
Just let us go out and win games. That's what we do and in the Pacific division the Clippers and the Lakers
High for first. How about that the Clippers and the Lakers tied for first actually in a tiebreaker the Clippers are actually
Headers it's more of a than now. It's like let me make sure I heard you say
The Clippers the Clippers have a higher win percentage, but they've also played
Really they've also played four less games that can be right
Yeah, there's one of the Clippers at three and two and the Lakers at five and four the Lakers had a very very they had that back to back back
Matter of fact, I think they had almost a back-to-back-to-back a day break and then another back-to-back-to-back
If I'm correct on that, but how about that Los Angeles you get to be bandwagon either way on that one if the playoffs started today your seeds would be
Chicago Miami Indiana Philly Orlando Atlanta Cleveland in Boston in the east in the west
Oklahoma City Denver San Antonio Clippers Portland Utah Lakers Phoenix Dallas currently the 11th seed if the playoffs started today
Too bad only 18s get in y'all
From each conference your defending champs are not looking good
The Fendi they are not saying I'm just saying
See interest
It's a key part of defending now cliff. This is a question. We've rose in this quite this this show the last couple weeks
And I'm gonna ask you have you heard anything are we gonna play the all-star game in Orlando next month?
I haven't heard the all-star game ever. I looked at it last week. They said so it is going to happen as it is going to happen
Going to the source I read said it will happen though we could scheduled
And it's I mean, that's almost if I'm gonna say it's like the week after fat Tuesday
It's a little easy to recover from a NBA game. They're not gonna feel okay
So it's why the NFL ends before Martin Grun. Uh-huh. They know better. They don't want those athletes out there
Let us keep moving. We're doing a little bit of a video game corner not much
Because there's really not much to talk about next week on this show
I think we're gonna have a lot to talk about
I'm not too sure about that because I mean, I know you're referring to consumer electronic show
Uh, it's starting
It starts in Vegas on Thursday. Yeah, the greatest international show to me
The CES. Yeah, yeah, greatest international. That was the one across the hall because
Yeah, I was zoom in the eight the don't video words are across always a right across the street from this or across the hall from this
It's perfect though. It's very it's perfect though. You know go get your digital recorder
And if you're G4 you get to kill two series with one stone. They do and they do they do a lot of coverage there. So it's
I know the big news is really gonna be saved for for E3. They've already
All but confirmed that they're going to announce details on the next Xbox and the PS4 at E3 this year
Really? Yes. So E3's in June, isn't it? Yes
You heard uh, we're now they're talking about the systems from here on out. They're all gonna be like live action
So I'm gonna be controllers anymore. Everything is gonna be live action
Well, they've already talked about what what could be in store for the connect to how they're gonna have more facial recognition
Individual fingers on your hand. I mean, they're going to and one at some point they're gonna be able to detect the hairs on your arm
I'm sure
nervous huh? Yeah
And the new one's gonna be able to detect changes in the inflection in your voice. Yeah, yeah
I mean this thing will detect this thing will detect emotions in the same just as in a as in a side
For those of you that are Legend of Zelda fans. Yes
They kicked off a symphonic tour
That is true and it plays its first show in North America
Tuesday night here in Dallas. Wow. I don't know how we got picked for the first show and we roll sir
January can't get Michael Jackson immortal, but we can get the Zelda symphony
But this thing's going like they got this thing planned out to like the latest date that I've got in front of me now is September 29th and Toronto
So this thing's gonna be running for a while
Come down. So we'll have a CES report for you next week. I'm gonna have to set my DVR for all the G4 coverage
Because that's pretty much who I'm gonna default to on that. Yeah
And I'll be reading probably some of the end gadget stuff as well
And just check IGN and stuff like that
You're listening to the clubhouse. We are live every Saturday night seven eight on the east coast five on the west coast seven central time
Joining us tonight charla who's been very quiet the last couple of segments
football
Cliffs also here joining us for the first time
You I am Rob Chad's cross the desk from me let us talk a little football because that's what we do
It is wild card weekend
Man what has happened in the NFL in the last seven days Bart Scott now 10 grand lighter
To the league for flipping the crowd the bird as he left the field on Sunday
Was uh was it the crowd or was it the reporter?
Was it or I thought it was a locker room. Yeah, it was a locker room
And he flipped off that reporter
Flipped it off as he was leaving the frozen duck. We're gonna skip this next bullet point and come back to it
We do our week 17 wrap up built polian out in indianapolis
They need that I think the problem is much deeper than him though
I mean you you have to almost give him a moment. Well, I will absolutely
Because this is
Yeah, John says the NBA all started in the schedule for February 26. Thank you, John
I just I think polian's the tip of the ice way beyond
Way beyond polian uh steves bag Nolo out in the st. Louis his name has already been brought up as
In coordinator jobs
coordinator jobs. He's his name has already been brought up
Rahim Morris out in Tampa Bay. I think this was a bad bad idea. He won them 10 games last year
They just had an off year, but it's all about what have you done for me lately? It seems young
Yeah, they are really really young look here at blunt is just amazing and you got to play in that division
Yeah with Atlanta, Carolina and the Saints. I mean
That's a tough division to be a lot of offense. Yeah
Bill O'Brien out as an offensive coordinator in New England. That's the bad news
The good news kind of sort of is he will become the new Penn State football coach
It's like double it sort of however. Well, here's the problem. There's a lot. There's a huge outcome
Let me tell you something bring the bring the music down so that people in the cheap seats can hear me
Let me tell you something Penn State nation
This is the smartest possible move Penn State could have made this whole outcry about he's not part of the Penn State family
The last thing you need right now is a member of the Penn State family to take a job with the Penn State football team
You've got enough problems with the scandal you're dealing with
You should be open arms for someone
I don't care if you got to import somebody from China
Yeah, you get it. Yeah, let's let Yalomingo long. Shoo. Yeah, I bring him in
Chan whole park. I don't care
Called Jackie Chan, I don't get heroes as you call the sweetest chef for all I care
You've got to get as far away from somebody in the inner circle of Penn State as you possibly can
I don't care if you got a higher immersion man hunter to come down take the take the take the next space shuttle down here and kid on this team
I'm a drink by the Swedish shepherd
And he probably sounds just as legible as Joe Pa did so it works out taking the bone it bark bark bark. We've got a rugby coach
Oh, wow. Yeah, he's not a Penn State guy
That's the last thing you need to Penn State guy
I haven't hold it under that for two days
I feel it on this side of the table
We're watching him quaking as he's got off his soapbox. I see that my mic
Again rethinking moving the show side of next let's talk about week 17. We're having fun in the NFL
Jacksonville beats indie 19 to 13 Maurice Jones drew really the only thing that team has left 25 rushes for 169 yards
New Orleans beating Caroline like a drum
45 to 17 the Cam Newton's just can't seem to get it done currently
We've got a barn burn. Oh look at that. Did you just see that beautiful play just happened in the Detroit New Orleans games
New Orleans only up a touchdown with two and a half minutes left in the third
Against Detroit. We talked about this in pre-show Vegas had new Orleans as a 13 point favorite
I was like who in your right mind sets a line like that for this game
You look who grabbed my good old
Megatron. What are you gonna do?
My mind be dolphins finish strong with a win over the jets
When you're your power player for Miami is clay one reception for one yard and one touchdown
um
Shara's beloved Chicago Bears
beat up on uh
Cody's dark horse pick of Minnesota 17 to 13 Percy Harvin though
10 catches for 115 yards. I don't know who was throwing them to him but
New England over Buffalo big 49 to 21 remember every game in week 17 is divisional this started last year
Thinking we wouldn't be sitting players. Well, think again. We'll talk about that in a minute
Tom Brady 25 of 35 338 three touchdowns on a pick yook
But then you look at Ryan Fitzpatrick 29 of 46 307 two touchdowns but four picks
So what are you gonna take away?
Take away it's football 101 with the turnover war with the game. It's very simple. Why else you will win
Tennessee and Houston
My my dark horse pick loses to Tennessee, but they won today big
Beating up on the Cincinnati Bengals that game was just that fourth quarter was ridiculous. Yeah
We've got it. We got it. We got a fake. We had a fake staffer diving touchdown
Todd. No, no, no, it's a ten point game. We live in a field goal and then a field goal
So I corrected myself. I was in a seven point to take the extra point
A lot of football to play there and in the in the Mercedes Benz Superdo. What is that all about by the way
Mercedes Benz putting their name on the Supergo
Fully Washington in a game that cowboy fans wish would be a zero zero tie
Fully wins 30 4 to 10 in a game that really doesn't mean anything because they'll be sitting at the house too
San Francisco
There's my go back six months and tell me San Francisco's not only gonna win
They're gonna have a first round buy in the playoffs and I mortgage my house against you and laugh at you
They beat up on St. Louis 34 to 27
Michael Crabtree nine catches for 92 yards and two touchdowns my beloved Buccaneers take a lashing from Tampa from Atlanta
Atlanta was up 42 to nothing in the second quarter
This I mean it was to the point I get alerts every time a score happens from one of my teams
I thought I was getting my battery was going to die from the number of times
It was just like okay Atlanta scores again Atlanta scurvy. They scored. Yeah 42 points in the first half
They only need a field goal in the second half later on rule
That game absolutely
Arizona goes into overtime to beat Seattle 23 to 20 San Diego over
The Oakland
38 to 26 was that out Davis?
That's the ghost about it's the ghost of John Fesenda
uh
Pittsburgh over Cleveland
I worry about what Pittsburgh's gonna do tomorrow. We'll talk about it here in just a minute Kansas City over Denver and a bar and burner of seven to three
I need the T-bos again on track tomorrow
Baltimore over Cincinnati 24 to 16 and in the very last game of the regular season Sunday night
If you needed a nap or if you were going to bed early
This was a good game to do it in as the Dallas Cowboys do everything they can to get give away another game and lose 31 to 14
I at least are being consistent
Consistently bad
Nice hug
We all right the middle of wild card a weekend
We talked about earlier today
A game that really kind of was was okay and then the fourth quarter it just got out of control as Houston
With back-to-back possession interceptions and then just drove the knife home after that win big
31 to 10 over since the natty we just talked about Detroit right now tomorrow
You have Fox at noon on the east coast Atlanta and the Giants and the late game will be Pittsburgh Denver any calls on this
Not really
Now which one we doing here which one give give me give me let's start with the early game Atlanta and the Giants
Both and then I this is an interesting matchup because Atlanta on the road this year is four and four the Giants at home this year are four and four Giants
Atlanta calling Giants on that one
Pass rush whoever wins the first quarter wins this game. Giants seem to have whoever jumps out early wins this game
Giants seem to have the momentum here. They're running 40 fifths of it now
So do we see a lot of salsa dancing from from crews in this game? Absolutely
Back out right there is one of the most underrated receivers in the league
Easily and then Pittsburgh Denver will be on CBS. We know Richard Mendenhall will not play Ben's very banged up
I say you start Charlie Batch in this game and only put Ben in if you have to
But if I know the Pittsburgh Steelers like I think I know barbuyers will love it Pittsburgh Steelers
They're going to start Ben Rathlisberger and I think this is a bad idea. It's just call the SPN to get cordel back
She's a great cordelster. He was on Danlebitar to show the other day. Yeah
Get smashed out of mouth balls. It's been more time talking about that Hail Mary he threw in college and they didn't talk about it. Oh, yeah
Haven't heard anything that guy's just I'll be a cover point of NFL blitz. Flutey gets the same treatment. Oh, yeah, that's how it's called. Yeah, that's it
I just I just want to see to Tibo succeed
I just wanted to sign with the haters. Well, I want him to and I know you got a little bit of bias in that you got
I do. I don't know what I have a t- then for Jersey
I'm tired of the wishy-washy media surrounding this guy and I think that's a lot
I think that's a majority of why people can't stand him is because of the media. You just tired of hearing about
They've been on them ever since that
Two-foot shuffle drop-back. They were having him practice last year after he left
By the way also out Mike Martz is out in Chicago with offensive coordinator
So Mrs. Doubtfire is looking for work
Yet nor Turner still has a job in San Diego. I don't understand this
Nor turn does nor Turner have pictures of somebody am I missing something who did want stat get picked up by
I read some and one of the college though. Didn't do a college to pick him up
No, I thought one of these
Firing that you were mentioning earlier that he was in contention for replacing that
That guy camera which one it was I can't remember if it was say lose or Tampa Bay or
No, you're such Jeff Fisher actually has his eye on both St. Louis and Miami
Miami actually sent us a helicopter to pick him up. It's very odd
Wow
I remember seeing one stance name brought up somewhere. I have heard his name recently. I'm not exactly sure
Maybe it was one of the Buffalo coordinator positions or something. I cannot remember for the life me what it was
He was going to Buffalo for something. I just came up for what?
Once you get a job in NFL, you're pretty much a lifer. Yeah, you just go down. Well, that's where Galey is right?
Yeah, so we've got two X cowboy coaches in Buffalo now
He is actually the defensive coordinator in
Buffalo okay, he he actually replaced Chen Galey. Oh, he did oh wow, so we take one X cowboy coach for another X cowboy
So there's that there's a good old marketing. Uh-huh his biggest win in college would be the
BBVA compass bowl
2010 which SMU was in today. Yes, and one very nicely. Yes, I'm not mistaken
I'm just sorry we missed a furniture dot com and then there's this story where Jerry Jones has interviewed the other day
And he says there's no room for a general manager in Dallas. You're right. He's got his ego in his head
Take up the exact you took the word right out of my mouth and to use the stat that everybody in their brother uses
You have one playoff one in 15 years. Just come just just come and say that I've run the line for you
He needs to just give it up hang it up separate the title. I think it's scared to get an ousted cuz I'm pretty sure you cobweiss fans
But when you're the owner you you can't be ousted. He's his own boss
Somebody to vote against them. I mean, that's that's a way that's what that whole conflict of interest thing comes in the way
Hey, somebody wanted out Davis out
Yeah, but he died
Is there any way like a board of directors can prove that he's mentally unfit to run this thing?
You know, let's say if they can get an advance
Just about I think there's a lot of people that I know people that will not support the cowboys in this town because of Jerry Jones being involved
Cowboys fairs are some of the most law fans I got rid of his season tickets because of Jerry Jones. Yep, he was a season ticket holder
He said screw the fans screw Jerry Jones. I give up my season tickets. How about fairs are some of the most law fans?
I know you have to be with this team. You have to be
It's my street lights on kids
Wow
This fit with the thing
Cheg gets that we every show we end with a list
The pendulum swings to Chad this week and he has picked his top 10 favorite albums of 1987
Because it's the 25th year anniversary of 1987 and I have got Robin. I've had this conversation
I don't know how many times more than I care to cancer that we have
Stated or at least I have stated and he has agreed it's hard to argue that
1987 was arguably the greatest year in pop music history
And when you look at this list, I mean it's hard to argue honest
No, again, this is not the top 10 selling albums in 1997. These are Chad's top 10 favorite album
Not even I wouldn't even go so far save my top 10 favorites
Just I think it was the top 10 greatest albums of that year. I mean, those would be your favorite ones
Well, but there are several albums on this list. I never owned but you could not deny their impact on the game really. Yeah
Well, let's start with a number 10 an album from what I have determined is the greatest rock band of my generation and one of the greatest albums ever recorded
Yeah, this cemented that
And my favorite song on this album really this one. Yes, sir. I'm loving number two by the way that drum beat alone
You two the Joshua tree. I always think of 1987. So I started high school that summer and one of the guys in my marching band
He went to see them in the orange boy and he wore his Joshua tree to her shirt out
Well, this was the beginning of my senior year in high school
This pretty much shaped who I became and my senior year was the albums on this list and this
There was no avoiding you to this was the juggernaut
For the greatest albums ever recorded. Absolutely. I can't there's no way I'll argue with you on that ever
This is one of those if I've got to take 10 CDs to an island brother. This is this is one of them. Yeah, I mean
That's basically to me what kind of what this list is barring a few exceptions
But number nine goes to a band that really shit a lot of people think changed the metal
I've been watching a series VH1 classic has been doing called metal evolution and they did a whole segment on these guys
Great studio band it's a terrible live. Yeah
Every person listening to this right now is doing the the fish tail away from the white man's TV wonder
I
Can take it in small doses. I
Feel like this is like a ringtone for a really trashy blonde
By the way, just that you're tracking for the Joshua tree where the streets have no name
I still haven't found what I'm looking for with or without you bullet the blue sky running to stand still red hill mining town in
God's country trip through your wires one tree hill exit and mothers to disappear
Dear now right now we're talking about guns and roses appetite for destruction
Run it welcome to the jungle. It's so easy night train, which is about night train wine out to get me
Mr. Brownstone, which is about heroin paradise city my Michelle think about you this song sweet child of mine
You're crazy anything goes a rocket queen. I mean these guys changed the landscape of metal in
1997 I got so sick of seeing guns and roses t-shirts in my senior year from those
Pot smoking
Daryl likes that would hang out on a on the back wall of school
Do you know that this was a merger of two bands? Yes, I did
Axel roses the roses and LA guns was the guns, right?
We now move on to number eight on this list and an album that is one another one of my favorite albums of all time I
Get good every time I hear this song I get goosebumps this song in particular deaf leopard hysteria
I saw this saw this group on this tour this year women rocket
Animal love bites pour some sugar on me armageddon it gods of war. Don't shoot shotgun run riot the song you hear right now hysteria
Excitable in love and affection. I mean this is a complete album. How many hits off of that?
I can tell you how many singles there were one two three four five six singles out of twelve
Or release on this out and that was kind of the point I was making with this list is almost every album on this list had
Multiple huge hits come off of every one of these albums
Next up this would be number seven
I mean what else you need to do this is right here. Yeah ball game
And
And this was a band I didn't get it into until later like where ever when this album first came out
I was not on board as I got older I appreciated it
Well, I kind of started digging them with the album before this listen like these this would be in excess as kick
You're looking at guns in the sky new sensation devil inside need you tonight
Which would then blend into mediate the loved one wildlife never terraced apart was one of the great ballads of our time
mystify the the title trap calling on nation's tiny daggers
And make no mistake Michael Hutchins was in it. Oh, yes
Although there's another guy that says that should have been in that band after he died, but that's what gets
Oh, yeah, we'll get to that cuz he was very very briefly for one night
We now go to number six. I even sharp was moving to this
She's this pumping in the studio. I mean this the songs on this list are great
That's the albums on this list are amazing number seven is an album of six six. I'm sorry number six is an album that literally brought
This band back from the dead it started with one DMC and it started a nice little mix that I kind of hit that right did that did
Kind of like that that coyote ugly mix that they did with that song and never went down the door
Arrowsmith permanent vacation
This was really the album that put them back on the map on their own heart's done time magic touch you hear ragdoll right now
Simmeriah dude looks like a lady
St. John hangman jury girl keeps coming apart angel the title track. I'm down in the movie
So you're looking at singles off this album one two three at least if done for yeah
Probably the least number of singles of any album on this list. Yeah, but still a great album. Yeah, this is like pretty much started the rise
We're halfway done here comes number five and number five has local ties
Given the title of this album. Yeah a lot of people don't realize this that they may be if you listen to
Sports radio 1310 the ticket their drive time show the hard line gets their name from this album
Terrence Trent Darby introducing the hard line according to Terrence Trent Darby and I know I kind of messed
I said welcome to the hard line. I messed that up, but yeah, it is introducing the hard line
But now actually know it this may be the one that has the least number of singles are really something because there's only two
There's this one wishing well and and sign your name
Stance little sister was a single I actually had that one
That's a really you're right. You're right. You're absolutely right
And if you let me stay was actually the lead single, I wasn't really it was but this is the one that put them on
Yeah, this was the one that really blew them up. I mean, this was the guy that should have been in excess
Well, and like I said whenever they had the tribute show
Incid me after Michael Hutchins passed away. They had him sing lead vocal on I know never Terrence apart
He did lead vocal lines. He did it on what you need and he I mean ill that song. I was like wow
He I kind of prefer him on this lead vocal
Number four goes to one of Chad's personal favorite bands and I have to take the only reason I'm using this is the only one that I could find
From this album, but it's from the concert you went to
Oh, this is the down. I don't have any other tracks up his album really. I'll have to rectify that for you, sir
The pesh mode music for the masses stop it
This song never let me down again the things you said strange. I thought I had strange love
I'm surprised you don't sacred little 15 behind the wheel. I want you to know or I want you now. Yeah to have him to hold nothing and
Pimp is what they open
Pimp is what a Elmer Fud does when he wears his big gold chain and walks with a pink he's big pimping
I have my money these guys are amazing live you wouldn't think that a
Euro techno dance pop band would be that good in this but in this day and age with as much
Technologically that goes on during a show whether it's video walls or
Lighting and whatnot. Yeah, I mean it makes sense for a band with this. I mean, I've seen these guys live twice and they bring it
They absolutely bring it
But and I thought if you caught we were talking about just now he wouldn't saw them on their last tour
They did a deal when you wouldn't saw them. How much did that cost you 20 bucks? You could get a recording
The the soundboard recording of the show you went to yeah, really you paid in advance they give you a voucher you and you mail it in or you
Email it in and they will mail you the artwork CDK's everything the show you actually attended
It's kind of cool. What is that with inflation? No, this was last week. This was like. Oh, this was last story
They played at the whatever their complex. Yeah, I think that you're saying $20 and 87. No, that's that this was they were just here
2010. Yeah, this no, this was oh nine. This is eight twenty nine. Oh, that's right. That's right. That's all right. Okay, so two years ago
You pay 20 bucks and he got a two disc set of the show he went to I don't know why I do not know why more than
I don't know if it's a peer-revenue stream. Yeah
I was I was watching
Where they were interviewed artists and they actually say artists make more money off their concerts
Absolutely
Merchandising especially if you don't write your own material. Yeah, charge a 40 dollars a share you better make some money off that
This album was a beast
Number three on Chad's list of his ten favorite albums from 1987
And no, this is not libbiscuit
Screw them
Slap your face because his biscuit was speaking of some of this is how this album started speaking of an album
I was speaking of an artist that had local ties at least for a while. Yeah
He actually lived here
Wanted off. Yes. What about yeah? This is his first foray away from Wham
Uh-huh, and this thing was just a monster
But you know what blows my mind that a lot of people still see
Here was whisper as a much George Michael tune. That's a wham song. Well, but that's how it was promoted and it was how it was pushed as a single
George Michael from Wham
Careless whispered and they did the same thing with the different corner
They don't I mean, let's run it faith father figure. I want your sex one more try already four singles
Yeah, hard day hand-in-mouth looking to your hands monkey five kissing a fool six
I mean six singles out of eleven songs and that's elevens the extended version
So you're looking at six out of nine. Yeah
You're looking to find artists that will get a single right off of an album today
And I was six of them and this is a tour that I went to this this was a Texas stadium
He had the bangles as his opening act because it was at a hoff's hot
I mean, I was on the floor you could not breathe it was so
Frantic down there number two number two Eric G. Todd. She talked about 40 says anything would be the only black out on the show
I hope you know
I will be making a comment on this album. Okay, this album Michael Jackson bat this album has a place in history and so Katie
Perry did it in 2011
This is the first album in history to have five number ones off of one album boom the man right here
This is a tour. I also went to I learned how the moonwalks and
To this album touchdown Saints. I saw this show in March of 88 at reunion arena the last time Michael played in Dallas
Wow, I was there for this show nice and it it pretty much changed my life
It will let's run the track listing
Bad the way you make me feel speed demon Liberian girl is actually they did a video for that overseas
I saw it when I was in Madrid. Oh, you can get it here. I mean, I never I never saw an MTV
Well, I had like everybody in it. He was the director. Yeah. Oh, yeah, just good friends another part of me
Okay, so bad the way you make me feel another part of me man in the mirror
I just can't stop loving you dirty Diana smooth criminal leave me alone
That's eight singles out of 11 five of them hit number one. I can't believe just good friends wasn't released as a single because it was a duet with Stevie Wonder
Believe it or not those speed demon was my favorite on it was one of my favorites on it. I'm a big fan of dirty Diana
Yeah, that's on just there's just there's just something just the groove of that song is so and I always think of
Because remember you know who one of his backup singers was on that tour. No share a crow
And if you watch the video for dirty Diana her hair is about nine. I remember the video
I had the she's the checkered a really really tired. No, no, no, that's enough for baton
That's what the hardest okay, but I thought sure I had the big hair too. Cheryl had big hair
But it wasn't as big as Jennifer bat. Okay. She's the one that had like the peacock feathers in her hair during the beat
See a little and number one and let me practice this number one by saying yes
This is Chad's leader if you know anything about Chad you know, this is his leader
but on a certain level I dare you to debate it
And it's real simple
Chad's grind
Concert film went along with it
Have you ever seen it clip? No
I can keep it mine. I was forward
Forward but it's been 25 years to game out. I figured maybe how you've had a quarter of a century
Yeah, cuz that's lasted with me for about nine years and I had CDs. Have you seen purple rain?
I have seen purple rain. Have you seen under the cherry moon? I have a scene under the cherry moon. That's excusable
Okay, just like graffiti praises. Excuse me. There was no way I was gonna make it out of a black house
It was it was Vinnie's birthday. Yes, well Denise Matthews. You can't call her vanity anyone. I just did
Well, she's mom. I didn't call her vanity, but I'm gonna call her well. Well, she won't answer you this
A lot of people will say that out of every album that Prince ever did purple rain is their favorite
But critics the critics and most real die-hard fans this is their stairway to heaven
But this wasn't mine. This was not my favorite of his thank you all for free download because if I don't like it
I can delete it because he diamonds of pearls to me is my favorite print album
I say I prefer the one right after that. I prefer the symbol album over time is a pearl because okay
Let's let's write I mean for all for all intensive purposes. This was a live album
Right, well, he did the majority of the show live in that kind right on my concert. So this song
Tidal track starting at times in Prince play in the sunshine house quake
Bound of Dorothy Parker it starfish and coffee
Slow love hot thing forever in my life
You got to look which is one of my favorite print songs ever do know you got to lose if I was your girlfriend
Strange relationships if I was your girlfriend once covered by TLC by the way
Yep, I could never take the place of your man, which was covered by a new kid on the block
But he did a good start version of it. He turned into a ballad. Yeah, slowly. That was kind of cool
The cross which now called the the Christ
Although it's the stars. No, it's the Christ as what he called it. It's gonna be a beautiful night in a door
And I remember it's gonna be a beautiful night was a the only live track on that album
It was recorded on the parade door in Paris the year before and a door one of the best
If you'll let me baby making songs ever recorded and shows up in wedding dance
It made if I speak in a wedding dances forever in my life was
John Kennedy juniors first dance with his wife after their wedding
That was their reception this actually started as a triple album called the dream factory and it was gonna be the last project
He did with the revolution and when he disbanded the revolution he pretty much stripped everything that they collaborated with him on
This is good at that and he and he was forced to strip it down to a double album because Warner didn't wanted to release another
Major project after under the cherry moon flop, but the result is what you're listening to now
You know
And I'd say I'd say it was we should all be happy with the result
You know the princess supposedly like a good basketball player. Yes, supposedly. He's pretty amazing if you see the Dave's fails
Of course you really enjoy his pancakes
How about you and your father against me make it free Mickey free ringer bell
That's the list nicely done so this little pinch him swings back to me for next week
That's it for the show. Thank you Cliff for joining us tonight. You're welcome back anytime
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