Special Edition WWE Hell In A Cell 2013

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It is the 26th of October of the year of our Lord, 2013.
And that means a couple of things.
Number one, it means the clubhouse is live on the air.
It is season four, episode 17.
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My name is Rob and I am not by myself this week.
My numbers have doubled.
Do you listen to last week's show?
You don't know what I'm talking about.
See my right.
He is a man who has learned a great many things in this life.
Not the least of which is a favorite musician of his
has not passed with his moral coil.
He is chef.
Yeah, that gave me a slight heart attack earlier today.
Somebody hack somebody's Twitter feed or something.
Yeah, very odd.
Welcome back to the show sir.
Glad to have you back.
Last week was kind of rough on me.
I'm not going to lie to you.
Dude is circumvented beyond my control.
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Theme song.
The song is called Out of Time that is by Stone Temple Pilots with Chester
and you have to say that because if you don't don't have a pilot.
Stone Temple Pilots with the dude from Lincoln Park.
I kind of dig the song now.
But it's not Stone Temple Pilots, I'm sorry.
What's the rest of them?
That man.
Since we are here live in Fox and Hound L.A. just walked in the door.
Five bucks gets you in the door for the paper view that starts
in approximately 55 minutes live from my area.
The American Airlines Arena in Miami, Florida.
We start with corrections as we often do.
We only have one from last week.
courtesy of friend of the show barblier who is currently on his way to
Motor City.
Detroit Mission.
We talked last week about the NASCAR race and how
it's a short track.
So I thought it was 500 miles which would have been a thousand laps.
That is not correct.
On a short track the number is the number of laps.
Not the number of miles.
Okay.
So it's going to be about 250 miles.
I would have had a clue either way.
But you know what?
We're not above being corrected by the Empire.
Actually we would prefer to be corrected by the Empire.
There's a lot of things I think we would prefer.
Just say it.
But other than that the show last week was clean.
The telephone show, if you will.
Stressful as it may have been.
I don't know that it was stressful.
It was more like was my voice going to make it in our 46.
I think it was the was the debate.
Let's go ahead.
Since this is the WWE Hell in a Cell Pre-Show we are going to be
very wrestling intensive tonight.
Our normal show every Sunday at 70's to report pacific right here on
you stream is all things sports entertainment.
But since we're talking wrestling tonight we have to be wrestling intensive.
And we can do that.
We have to technology.
And we're comfortable with that.
We're okay with that.
So what we're going to do is we're going to go through some headlines for you.
We're going to talk about the week in our sport.
Then we're going to run down the card and we'll grade it.
Just like we do happen doing every month here at Fox and Hound for the last two and a half years.
Creep it up on three.
Really that.
Now why is.
Why is LA wearing a shirt that says he rishes.
It was football season.
Isn't it football season?
I don't know what.
I can't debate that.
But as a guy who roots for the dolphins will leave me brother.
I feel your pain.
All right.
Let's talk about the week that was in our sport.
So because WWE can't leave their paper view schedule alone.
As we know we've gotten rid of over the limit and that was replaced with battleground.
And now we're talking about getting rid of either battleground or hell in a cell next year.
Which get rid of battleground.
Don't get rid of hell in a cell.
So that's a staple.
But we are bringing back.
Fashion the beach.
Are we.
Is it the old.
This is what we're talking about right now.
Okay.
Now, but why do we know?
Bashes the beaches of big deal.
You remember?
Well, it's.
1996.
Fashion the beach.
That was not Hogan.
That was at the Great American Basket.
Okay.
That's what I was thinking.
Oh, wait a minute.
This was where Nash power bombed the fish off through the state.
Okay.
Which led up to that.
So.
But.
In news that makes me very happy.
We are talking about something we talked about.
I don't know.
Could we talk about this on the show?
Or do we talk about this?
Just kind of the view of myself and don't just talk.
It's a tattoo.
Come up on the show at some points.
We're talking about bringing back war games.
So.
I'm on.
No.
Working is one of the greatest gimmick matches of all time.
Yeah.
That's going to be a list on this show.
It's going to.
No.
Just.
War games in general.
Where you take the two rings.
Put them side by side.
Cover it up in a cage and it's five on five.
Let's go.
We knocked over, pay for view because they feel that's going to be too close to survivor
series.
Which my question there is survivor series in survivor series.
Yeah.
Exactly.
Why not just do war games after survivor series since it's five on five anyway.
flew,
like, perfect.
I have a war games match at survivors series.
Don't make it so nine minutes of my blood pressure.
I.
And we had even talk about debate that it is wrestling logic.
But still.
Wow.
We had even talked about apps.
Yeah.
for those of you not aware, the intercontinental championship match tonight has been cancelled
in the free show. Curtis Axel apparently injured, replacing that match will be Damian Sandal
versus Kofi Kingston. So that's going to happen here in about 30 minutes or so.
And I've been 80 sandals just getting warmed up. I'm just saying let's talk a little bit
about raw. Yes, we have to. The only person who's getting their blood pressure up, I just press
the right buttons here. Okay. So when we were watching, we were watching a raw with Donna
Monday night. Because contrary to popular belief, we do hang out outside of this show. It does
happen. Believe it or not. Donna said something on Monday night that I'm going to get him full credit
for because it kind of sort of came to fruition. Frenchy sues the company, right? Donna says,
how great would it be if Frenchy got David Otanga to be his lawyer? Uh-huh. Friday on www.com, Michael Cole does an
interview with David Otanga where he explains the legal ins and outs of the lawsuit. Now that does
not make them smart as fan life, because that hasn't physically happened, but I'm giving him credit
for at least calling they're being a connection there. It makes sense. These are when
they always refer to him as the legal counsel for www or something. And he does have a legal
degree from Harper any more or less like the de facto guy in that position who else are they going
to go through? I'm just saying, I mean, I get the guy credit. I think it would be brilliant if they
actually did it on television. They revealed those tongue guys in the lawyer, but Otanga on a
face turn. Just don't make it another therapy session. What else is he doing? What else is he doing?
Nothing other than taking it behind his wife?
So, in news that still, JBL does not cease to amaze me or annoying.
He doesn't annoy me as much as sometimes he makes references that make me go really? He actually made
a reference to anonymous this week. Yeah, that was that only. Which I was like JBL knows who anonymous is?
Well, nobody knows who anonymous is. Well, they know who anonymous is.
I was I was impressed that he knew who anonymous was.
Now somebody may have fed that to say anonymous. It'll give you street credit. And you know what they
would think about who the heck is anonymous? Yeah, no idea who he was talking about.
Also, and what could be one of the greatest that raw moments of the year?
What could be one of the greatest raw moments of 2013? You bought lost your mind.
Centino Morella. Coming out in the Elvis jumpsuit.
And by the way, did I not call this? You you are hoping for. I called this.
Where he pulled out the cobra and the cobra had the Elvis wig on it.
This is why Centino Morella is a condundrum to me.
Because on one hand, I want them to repackage Centino Morella.
It's for to be the great fighter that he is, right? There's no one's really seeing that.
But on the other hands, I really like this pizza. Just don't make him a heal again.
No, you can't you can't use that same. I think that ship itself.
But that she's a heal thing doesn't work for me. It just doesn't.
Now, did I need wall or dancing? Probably not. No. Probably not.
And then another nice little touch that we saw on raw.
I thought I put somebody else's team in there. I would just go back to this.
I don't know if you guys noticed when the tag team champs came out.
The road's brothers.
They actually took the the vocal from Cody's theme and put it on top of Gold Dust's music.
Which I thought was kind of a cool little mashup.
I like to say that they're available yet. Because you and I kind of look at their like,
that they add lyrics to Gold Dust's song, get lyrics.
But I thought it worked. It did. But they didn't do it again on SmackDown.
They just use Cody's. I don't know. They use them separately.
Because Gold Dust came out separately.
Very strange. What was it? It went in. Was it a singles match? No, it was a six-man.
Well, God, they really don't make a dissent.
Does remember a picky lunch that got in on the six-man against the shield? That's right.
And you know, if you listen to this show, you know that I always love it when people are creative with their signs.
I love a creative sign. We've had members of the empire go to live shows with signs for the clubhouse,
which we absolutely love. Now the day they do that, somebody does the big head on the stick thing with
any of the audience. I might lose my cool. I'm not, I'm not asking for it. I'm just saying
if it happened, it would be awesome. Just putting that out there ever so subtly.
Somebody, oh Mr. Sees here. The great art core noddle has joined us and docked right behind him.
Then he's covered with the avocances and double-seed right behind. It's like a cavalcade of stars
walking through my door right now at Fox and Hounder Richardson's Texas.
Come out and join us just west of Central Expressway on Campbell Road right behind the McDonald's.
We're talking right now during a raw about a sign that about made me lose my cool.
It had the WrestleMania 30 logo on it.
On the right was the Undertaker and on the left was Stink.
You only saw that sign for about that long but it was enough to make you go thermo nuclear.
We were watching it live. I couldn't rewind it. I was like, oh, I don't know if that sign got confiscated
but it made me happy. So if the writer of that sign is listening to this show, first of all,
God bless you, sir. Madam. Secondly, we need to start a movement. I'm just saying.
Somebody from WWE corporate walked out to him and said, dream on and took it out of his head. Or they
went, we're not allowed to talk about that. I'm choosing to look at this as a class have full sense.
Situation. I mean, if we can't get the mess that we really want between
your guy, I don't care. And as long as I get him, I don't care if he wrestles
going from 19. I don't care who it is. I couldn't hear what he said.
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It's not. If you are waiting for the big bell tower fight Saturday night between Tito Ortiz
and Rampage Jackson, you're going to wait longer. That fight has been canceled.
Tito Ortiz apparently suffering a neck injury in his workouts this week. So that fight has been
canceled. Agent occasion will have to wait for another day.
Also, the grand experiment is over.
He's very brief, a great experiment is over. After not even a year,
TNA has decided to cut their losses and they're going, they're taking impact off the road.
So after this week's impact, which will be in Cincinnati, Ohio, we are going back to the
Impact Zone at Universal Studios Orlando. I still can 10, they can make that work.
In theory, it can work. The execution was terrible.
And what corporation are we talking about? I'm not, yes, I am stating the obvious. However,
give me the book and a checkbook for a year. I'm telling you.
Well, the problem was, it was never, even though they told you it was live, it was never live.
Because they take two episodes at one time and the first episode started an hour and a half before it went
on the air. So everything was always in the way. Do one episode on the road every week?
Maybe on a reason a TNA says it's because they're live when they're taping it and he just
forgets this guy after going out when they were there for me. Maybe they just tell TNA
it's live because he can't tell time or date. He's a buffoon.
And if you watched the Impact of this last week or when we're going to talk about Impact
here in just a moment, AJ rips up the contract, says I'm taking the belt with me.
He will be defending the belt around the world as and brace yourself for this.
The real world champion.
Yeah. Allegedly what we're working up to is the rumors I'm hearing is that this week
on Impact, Dixie's going to announce a tournament for the vacated title. My god, they rip off
everything. And then it's going to be a champion versus champion match with AJ again.
If the word of Bayon comes out of her mouth, wrap a chair around her skull.
Didn't we already do this 20 years ago with player?
Are they going to mosaic out his belt?
These coming.
I'm still glad my little brother's here.
We're getting ready to talk about Impact. Oh, the ladies are showing up. My girls are here.
Let's talk a little bit about Impact.
I thought we just did it. Well, we talked about TNA as a company.
We have to actually talk about this show itself.
Which yes, I made you sit through.
Because I'm not suffering a welcome.
And I'm still holding that grudge against you.
Call what your penance for last week. I could tell that.
So we have the Hall of Fame dinner last Saturday night.
We're staying makes a speech and Joe makes a speech and Magnus makes a speech.
And then Angle comes out talks for five minutes. Good night, everybody.
That's bad enough.
Then Boston Market came out and picked up their bags.
In fact, that was that. I think they maybe they haven't at the airport.
Hilton. I'm not sure.
Happy Elk Lodge.
Bill Murray was there doing his loudest thing or character.
Angle. Thank you for choosing the interesting thing.
Who was it that was it? It was shattered or that did that on Raw women. Yes, I'm a sexy bully.
I'm not your bully totally.
Don't ever do that again.
But then Angle comes out on Downford Lawrence as he can't accept the induction entry accepted at the night before.
I mean, if that is not the most exact example of wrestling logic.
I don't know what he is.
Boy, I love that.
The human PA system.
But I do have a theory on this.
You're welcome.
I do have a theory on this. Do you think maybe Angle's hesitance?
Because he thinks it's going to hurt his chances of getting into Vince's Hall of Fame?
I don't think that alone will be the thing that he can't imagine Vince's Hall of Fame.
Because if somebody from WWE called me and said, if you take this, you don't get in ours.
I think I'm telling Dixie where to go and how to get there, given her a bus ticket.
I don't, I don't think that kind of thing concerns me.
Would I rather be inducted in the Hall of Fame at the American Airlines Center?
Or would I rather be inducted in a Hall of Fame in the Piccipcy Motel 6?
And they're banquet room.
Then I've got to clear out because the Jones Drew wedding isn't 15 minutes.
And the bar met's presentedly following.
I'm just saying.
And remember, I remember a time.
And this may be Old Man Rob talking.
But I remember a time when wrestling mattered at impact.
Wasn't that they're slogan for a while? Because when they're saying it matters,
to TNA impact wrestling wrestling matters.
The first match on impact started at the 40 minute mark.
Are you kidding me? Oh, no, there's another part to this.
And it was a knockouts tag match.
Which means it lasted what about six minutes if that.
Wrestling matters.
Wrestling matters people. It's not this year.
I just remember that coming back with a second break and we're still cutting Provo.
Now, granted, you had the return of Mr. Anderson, Anderson.
Which I know may you have me.
I think he's bumped up a little bit.
Look, I'm not going on. Are you still pretty, pretty big one?
Yeah, but you know, with the original Mr. Anderson market.
I'm not going to mention he names with his name and his initials are Chris Kornada.
Oh, this is true.
Chris, am I right on that? You're the original Mr. Anderson fan.
Kennedy.
Yeah, look at his arm.
Oh, yeah. Oh, that's right.
Ricky L.
Let's see, that's why we love the Empire because they interact with the show.
This does it.
Apparently, he just brought a herd of cattle into the room. I don't know how that happened, but
you're going to see the Clubhouse live. We are at Box and Hound and Richardson Texas preparing you, my friend.
For WWE Hell in a Cell. It gets underway from the American Airlines arena in Miami, Florida,
in 35 minutes.
Yet here, five bucks get you in the door.
And you get to watch the paper view. And by the way,
not only does your five bucks get you in the door tonight,
but your five bucks get you a Rappel ticket.
And at the end of this show tonight,
we're going to draw a Rappel ticket. And if that Rappel ticket, the number on that ticket matches
the number on your Rappel ticket, we are going to give you a Hell in the Cell poster tonight.
That's going to happen, sir.
We just found out about this. Like, Robin, we got here. Yeah, we did.
But that amount of women found out. We found out. We're going to give away Hell in the Cell poster.
I'd just play a little bit of this for Doc. So Doc can get his velvet sky reference in.
Love of America. So, as we know, WWE has a brand new performance center in Orlando, Florida.
Correct? Yes, a darn nice one, too.
Recently, an NFL player showed up and did a workout at the performance center.
And there were rumors going everywhere, but there might be a contract offered to this guy.
Former San Diego Charger Sean Merriman.
No, true story. Now he says he's the 90. He just said he just did it for fun.
But the inner and web work crazy with rumors that he was going to be a developmental.
That's given me some really bad mongol big Michael flashbacks.
Two words, sir. Kevin Green. Yeah. That's what I have to say about that.
Oh, gosh, I'm going to blank. Font Bam Bam Bigel out.
Salt and pepper to this interview. Oh, Lord, it's flavor. Yeah, yeah, yeah, the other LT. Yeah.
I forgot Salt and Peppa. It's Peppa.
Can you smell that Peppa? I'm sorry. Remember they reworked what a man for his entrance theme.
You're going to beat Bam Bam, I'll please.
Right back fans.
Take notice all two of you. Your boy is not doing well.
A lot of heat backstage right now on right back.
They're saying that his in-ring skills are regressing and he's starting to get Goldberg syndrome.
Starting to get Goldberg. It's getting worse, apparently. He's showing up to appearances.
Very deep alike. Very disinterested.
There are also rumors that it's getting so bad. They are going to separate Hamon from him and
bring somebody else in as the next Paul Hamon guy.
Do you think maybe that's why he's always got that thousand yard stare every time Paul Hamon's talking now?
Could be because he knows that the quote that has been overheard from unnamed sources is the
Bloom is off the road. Good. Go back to being skip ship filled. I was saying, what do I always say?
I got two things for you. They're skipping. Yip, Yip, what it do. Okay.
Warm up that phrase again because that's going to be your next catch phrase. Let's show you your
footage from NXT and remind you where you were. What do you have like the Aggies logo on his on his
He did? The Texas A&M logo was on his trucks. Get him out of my balls.
Yeah, you better get that ready Homer because it's coming.
If you would still have a job. Because we'd have there's only room for one ego in that company.
That belongs to Vincent van. Who rumors to be returning to television this week?
The rumors are strong. Vince will be back on TV if not tonight tomorrow night.
So we can officially start the road to WrestleMania. I hope it's tonight.
Now, we also had a report earlier today because courtesy of official fact checker in the show,
Von Dongo. That, as part of the storyline trip,
late just left evening man having a shooting order against Frenchy.
He cannot get within 100 feet of the American Airlines arena tonight.
All right. And what's behind the American Airlines arena?
The Atlantic Ocean. Oh, okay. That's all I have to say about that.
He's just Yodel. He's going to come in there with a, with a powerboat. He's going to drive a
cigarette. That would be awesome. They played the Miami Ficing.
Frenchy, you're a cigarette. Did you? Well, you look at this. Did you do, did you do, did you do?
David resos a day. That's exactly what we're saying.
The Persian version is arrived. That is Chad. We're going to talk a little bit about
SmackDown. And I mean a very little bit. It's probably going to see.
So we had our right back versus Paul Hayman versus CM Skunk match.
CM Skunk, see, I see what you did there because he had the stripe in his hair. It was so cool.
And you know what, sorry, that was the only thing right then. It was on sci-fi network.
You and I were both just squirming all over our car chairs at that point. I had actually read
something about that beforehand. I don't like this. Can't be as bad as it is in my head. Yep. It was worse.
I'm just, I understand the show's not live. Can you at least help me out and make it
palatable? I'm not asking for phenomenal television. I'm just asking for palatable.
Act like you care. Yeah. Somebody act like you care and WWE created.
It's in your, it's in your job title. Although they are looking for a ZP if I remember correctly.
I already took the position. And you didn't tell me.
That wasn't going to yet. I mean, the play will be here in the park a lot after the show.
I'll say if you've already taken the position, you were really falling down on your duties already.
Well, no, I haven't officially taken the job. I haven't started the show.
Okay. Okay. There's a difference. You've got Barry yourself right there.
Would that be a first on this show? No. Okay. Just making sure.
But it would be a new low. It's nothing else.
We are 28 minutes away from WWE Hell in a Cell.
If you're listening around the world on the interwebs, go to your local satellite or
cable provider. But if you're in the Dallas Fort Worth area, get here. The room is filling up, sir.
Quickly at that. Five bucks gets you in the door when you, when you page or covered
and I make sure you got your raffle ticket. Because here in just a little while,
we're going to be giving away a hell in the cell poster. It's very exciting about that.
I like giving stuff away. Yes. As long as it's not my stuff.
It's my stuff. I get a little weird.
Like you're not a little weird already. Well, I'm a whole lot weird. I just, that would be a little weird.
Difference. There are levels to weird, sir. And we cover all of them.
It's time for us to talk about the card itself.
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Because it's her world and you're paying rent.
Yes, I am.
Let's run the card.
If you missed it earlier, when the pre-show starts here any minute,
the intercontinental match has been scrapped. Curtis Engel has been Engel. Wow.
Pretty stuff. Curtis Axel has been injured. He will not be defending the title tonight.
But instead, your pre-show match will be Damian Sandal versus Copi Kingston.
Do we really, I just work here, can you?
Well, I know. I know our fact checker does, but that's in one of his leaders.
I think Sandal wins because this is nothing on the line.
Yeah.
Now, do I think this is Damian Sandal's only appearance tonight?
Nope. I do not.
We're going to talk about that here in a minute.
These are not in order of the card. They're just what I felt in order
of importants is.
Deva's title on the line.
AJ Lee versus Brebella.
Breeze the one dating Daniel Bryan.
Same like we've said this the last couple of paper views, but
wow, let this title change hands.
Do you put it on Brebella though?
Well, who else do you put it on?
Get it to Naddy?
Okay, with the pre-show is officially on, we have Archeru.
We have Caitlyn.
And we have somebody else.
I was brief.
I just don't know that you put this belt on Brebella yet.
They don't act like they want to do anything with that.
Every time she starts to get a little bit of, you know,
pick up some deceives.
They always, or do you turn, do you turn to look as kid face?
Dolph Ziegler also at the table.
Okay, wait, wait, wait, wait.
Did?
Go ahead and talk for a minute because I need to see, I think I was in a DM.
That's Josh Matthews, but who is that in the middle?
Is that picky lunch?
That Mickey?
Maybe.
Well, he was supposed to be in that match and since they can't, so I guess I put him at this table.
Except for second I thought it was LA, but no, he's right in front of me.
We're in a green t-shirt.
He's at Ben, hello.
Ah, Miami Florida.
Home of champions.
But not in football because my confidence are terrible.
Hard for me to believe it was three years ago, the best thing was here.
We were there.
We were in the blue, we were there, sir.
For that god awful scene of versus the Nexus match.
And that really wheels off ball count anywhere match, where we could barely see anything.
Yeah, it was a John Morrison.
It was a triple threat, wasn't it, for the U.S. title?
I can't even remember, I can click on it real quick, but I don't know if I found it goes through this.
That was when I was at the beginning of the month rather than at the end.
Tad team match.
Loast about a Doris versus the real Americans.
Wow, that walks of people up.
This is happening, that's what it takes.
Mentioning the loss.
We better become the biggest marks for the loss.
But this is where the Cody Rooster was.
Loast metadata is real Americans.
Do we have the Antonio Cesaro face turn tonight?
Then we thought was going to happen three weeks ago.
I don't know, I'm tired of being wrong about that.
I don't even want to be used to that, but shut up.
Rock, Rock.
You have the most man of Doris has to win this thing.
They just showed up like five minutes ago.
So we're having too much fun.
Kicking them, colder around.
The only thing that will impress me in this match is if Cesaro airplanes
spins both of them stacked on top of each other with Loast Doritos on the top.
All three of them then.
There he is.
Tag team titles on the line in a triple threat match.
The Roads Brothers versus the Shield, two thirds of the shield,
Roman Reigns in Seth Rollins versus the Usos.
Usos get the title shot.
Oh wait, and if these are the two teams, never mind.
You are you still thinking
one of the Roads boy turns on the other.
Not yet.
Not a dot.
Probably not until right around the rumble.
Instead of a WrestleMania man.
Correct, okay.
Does he've already got one WrestleMania storyline?
So if we have-
Oh, it's about that.
We'll do that right away on the card.
Okay.
I think the Roads boys have retained.
I think they hold these at least through TLC.
As long as there are no shenanigans, I think they retain.
Let's skip this next one and come back to it.
Okay.
Hell in a Cell handycat match,
right back and Paul Hayman versus CM Punk.
Punk's gonna win this.
We have- we have no pun intended.
We have Punk Tim for too long.
It's time he wins and wins good.
Well, does he win the match but still catching on the beat down after the match?
No, I think one of the two of them gets handcuffed to the cell.
To me and a match like this,
it's not a matter of whether you win or lose.
It's the ubiquitous crap out of Paul Hayman.
I think one of the two of them gets handcuffed to the cage.
And CM Punk just takes the candlestick to both of them.
Just goes medieval.
That's what I think.
That's what I hope.
Let me look at Don's predictions here.
He could curse.
He says the same thing.
Absolutely.
He also agrees with us on the gold dust thing.
He wants it to read out to get beat up.
He thinks Brebello wins.
Okay, we'll do this one now.
World Heavyweight Championship on the line but not in the cell.
Alberto Delrio, John Cena.
I have a theory.
Okay, but I'm going to let you go first.
Oh God, I hate it when you do this.
I'm going to let you go.
But the original Hellenic cell was the greatest Hellenic cell of all time.
They've gone yay.
They've made such a big deal about bringing him back.
And I think that you and I are thinking the same thing.
Here's what I think happens tonight.
John Cena wins.
But he goes through such a brutal match that sand outcashes in tonight.
Because this way you don't have to turn sand out face.
He still remains heel and he gets the world title because he gets it off of a face.
Or does he cash in and lose?
No, because I don't think you make Cena your SmackDown Champion.
Now, Don calls this a dream come true.
Pure heaven if it happens.
You need to get out more.
But here lies the problem.
Sand out, I mean Delrio's got to get his rematch.
So you've got to turn one of the face between Delrio and Sand out?
Yep.
Because as the champ, you know what?
That's not a bad idea to do it as a triple threat.
That's survivors here.
Are you good with that?
Okay, you got your headphones on, right?
I've got one of them on.
I want to cover them both up here.
You're comfortable?
Yeah, you're good.
Okay, I'll go ahead.
Need a moment.
Hell in a spell.
WWE Championship on the line.
Yeah.
See, now she sees it coming.
Wow, I'm really, I'm really getting disappointed in you, Cena.
She's doing it to rebel against now.
She's doing it to spite it.
She lack of excitement is the spite us now.
No reaction from her or Misty.
Brando Keith Orton versus...
Daniel Bryan and the Translabirian Orchestra.
The Translabirian Orchestra.
Your special guest referee is one Sean Michael.
And Sean guarantees their will be a champion crowned tonight.
By the way, props to Daniel stand out for his breast cancer.
We're in a shirt.
He's not wearing it right now because here is since I think they're for I am.
He says I think they're for I can.
Right, fight, they're for I can, that's it.
Yeah, the Frenchy still has the best one.
I think Havens is pretty good too.
Well, to me it's a toss of between Haven and C.O. Park.
So, okay, sir, who wins this match?
Watch it be sure.
Do a Sean, Sean wins it himself.
Who is your WWE champion?
And with about three hours from now.
I'm hoping it's Daniel Bryan.
But, I think if that happens, you really don't have a reason for Vince to get involved.
There you go.
You've got to have a reason to get into involved.
Randy wins via Shenanigans.
Which props Vince to come back to Raw tomorrow night.
Or to come out and restart the match tonight.
Because Daniel Bryan's already won via Shenanigans.
Randy has to win via Shenanigans.
Right, and it evens it out.
So, as the card stands, great to card, sir.
Oh, give it a B.
That's a high mark for you, Elaine Lee.
Because you've been very, very critical of the company the last three or four.
Well, they've got some decent matches trying together.
I just want resolution.
That's the main thing I keep looking for is resolution for some of these storylines that have gone on way too long.
For me, Dawn, you didn't grade the card.
Dawn says B minus.
I'm going to agree with you and go B.
I want to go B plus, but I'm very, very hesitant, not quite fair.
A minus to send out catches in.
Only in a minus if he catches in.
I think if you're for you, that's an A plus plus plus slash C me after class.
If that happens.
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