The Clubhouse Podcast

Special Edition WWE Fastlane 2019

March 10, 2019 Season 9, Episode 33
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Oh, yeah.
Hi, look at us for here.
It is for posterity, St.
6101 on the East Coast.
It is 301 on the West Coast.
It is the 10th of March in the year of our Lord,
2000 and 19.
I can't even find the right thing.
Here we go.
It is season nine, episode 33,
480 times.
This voice has welcomed you to the Clubhouse podcast.
Normally, live every Sunday night,
7 Eastern, 4 Pacific from vocal now studios in Dallas,
but it is pay-per-view Sunday.
So we are live to tape tonight from the ultra secret location
for the third time in a row.
And I mean, at this time, we will be back at the home studio for
WrestleMania.
We're still waiting on Home Depot to get everything worked out,
but I think we're getting that worked out this week.
So my name is Rob.
I am the executive producer of the Clubhouse podcast.
And I am holding on to hope
that there will be a suitcase at my house when I get home.
Not mad at American Airlines.
I want to say that publicly.
Shout out to, first of all, shout out to American Express Business Travel,
who really took care of me on Friday,
but not shout out to the people at American Airlines contracts
their luggage delivery with.
Because it's been, I've been home almost 72 hours.
And there are almost 48 hours and don't have a suitcase.
Well upset about this.
Let's go around the day.
It's kind of on a scale and crew today.
A lot of people out on assignment, but right across the desk for me is a man
who is knowing wearing a type of shirt that I would normally wear,
but not so much tonight.
He is Alex. Welcome, sir.
Well, I like to think of us right now on the penalty kill.
We're waiting for the fifth man to get here.
That is true.
Next to him is the man with the coolest shirt in the room.
And he has another one that looks just like it that matches one
that I have, I believe that was almost,
it was over 10 years ago that we bought those shirts.
We are in his house.
Doc's here. What's that brother?
Hello, my leabations.
Uh, this club will come into his.
Oh, but I was listen.
What was I listening to?
Oh, and I don't know why you know, like when you listen to a song for 30 years
and you hear somebody didn't hear before.
No, it's because you're 12.
But listening to your commerce are, yeah, they say all it's called like 17 times.
And that's what I know.
And I just I've never heard it until like reason I was like,
maybe it's because I hadn't heard Alex Claw and so you started doing it.
Yeah. But yeah, yeah, it's I'm like, I know what that means because Doc told you.
Oh, you want to like let me know in a new phrase because I was,
I was going to wear this, you know, just, you know, for L.A.
But I got my mansion.
If you're out, you're going to need to suddenly lead.
So there we go.
And on the back, I've got this one.
Oh, wow.
Rodney got the day is the current belt holder.
And you'll find out just in a moment if he is the continued belt holder or not.
Steven Zimmerman's here for the first time in forever.
What's going on, brother?
I don't know if I'm in Auschwitz or easy, easy, easy household, easy.
But anyways, my manager Virgil brought me a nice handy taste beverage.
Are you sure it wasn't good?
I'm happy.
Okay.
And I am the undisputed champion of.
Well, let's let's get muted right now.
Steven, if you're worried about my household, just remember,
I have a signed autograph poster of Isaac Hayes in my music room.
So he says everything's cool.
No, you cannot have it.
Black Moses.
I believe we have somebody at the door.
Black Moses, I think L.A. is here.
Okay.
He probably is.
So no corrections are updates to last week's show.
We're actually, we could have a very special guest joining us tonight.
Good Lord.
L.A. slow down, brother.
We just started.
You're okay.
Calm down.
L.A. came in here like a bad out of hell.
I don't know what's going on.
L.A. runs Dallas is here.
It was going to all four mats all the time.
Hey, jobber to the champ and you know, my show.
And if he joined the team tomorrow,
he wouldn't be the oldest member of the Dallas Cowboys.
But that's a whole different issue.
So let's talk about the contest last month.
Something happened last month that we didn't plan for.
We actually had a three way tie at a limitation chamber.
It's nation exactly.
So we had Chad Andrew and Steven all with a plus 13.
You're welcome.
But we the tie break until this month is cumulative points.
And since Steven obviously had enough points at the only paper.
Yeah.
So far.
So right now he does hold the belt two months in a row.
Now what we're going to do starting tonight.
Starting tonight for tie break, we were going to, we're going to say.
The actual time for the main event.
So closest to the pin, not close to the bell.
Bell to bell for the main event.
How long will the main event take?
All right.
And what we'll call the main event is the last match that we have listed
because we don't know what order they're going to go in that we have
listed or what that goes on the card that I have listed here.
Okay.
Let's remember I list them to what I think is least important to most important.
That'd be a fun little bit to do is like what match already.
Do you think you're going to have and I mean, I can't imagine Rob.
You really want to put this little strap back on the guy who bought the belt.
So no, no, no, you, hey, hey, but you wanted this month.
You got it too, but you're trying to have the corporate champion, the corporate champion.
Guys, it's only a one hour show.
Okay.
So the week that was in our sport, did you guys see what they're doing tonight?
The second, the second screen experience they're doing tonight.
It's called WWE watch along.
They were already doing no, no, no, no, this is something brand new.
We're already watching along Pat McAfee, Pat McAfee and Alexa Bliss are going to be
backstage on YouTube, Twitter and Facebook live.
They're good.
And they don't know, McAfee talked about this on Thursday on his show.
We're going to be backstage at a table watching the pay-per-view, talking about the pay-per-views
that goes on.
They're just going to bring us people.
We don't know who they're bringing to us.
Sometimes it's somebody coming off a match.
Sometimes it's somebody that's in a match later.
Sometimes it's something that I'm even going to be on the card.
Emerge is going to sit down and talk to us.
I am intrigued by this.
I get it.
What's Alexa's Bliss's deal?
Is she still as an engineer?
No, she, remember, she was in the rubble.
No, she's healthy.
She's healthy.
She's healthy.
Because she's just really good at talking.
So,
she's really good at a lot of things too.
So an interesting factoid I read today, if the main event either features Kevin Owens
or Roman Reigns,
they will be the only superstar in history to headline three fast lanes.
How many fast lanes have there been though?
Seven.
Okay, thank you.
Okay.
75 only has four lanes.
Name that static.
For now and five.
Give me that static again.
Give me that static again.
If Owens or Romans in the final match of the night,
they will have been in the main event of fast lane three times.
It's the only time it's happened.
So, we have a couple of rest and pieces to do early in the week.
King Kong Bundy and no Enzo,
King Kong Bundy and George the animal steal are not the same person.
Do you see that tweet?
Yeah.
The Lord.
No.
But King Kong Bundy was a guy,
WrestleMania two.
He was, they did the multiple venues.
And from all accounts, just very well liked in the back.
He was like the ultimate bad guy when I was growing.
He was like him and once Andre turned, he was looked,
he was always, he is always healed.
And both of these guys, by the way, both 61 that passed away.
Interesting.
And a moment of silence for Doc
because Yamaguchi's on the manager of Kiantai passed away this morning.
He is still alive.
He's standing here.
Are they still evil?
They are still evil.
They're just evil in lower heads.
Indeed.
Evil in its management.
I've all the cheer.
Wait.
Bring that, Doc's going to bring that Kiantai.
And with Hayden rake.
It'll be a weird Doc's Kiantai.
Doc's Kiantai.
I didn't tie.
We have another XFL.
Doc's Hight and Tie.
We have another XFL announcement to talk about.
As Mark Tressman will coach the Tampa XFL franchise.
That's actually a good get for them.
So now if we could just get names, that'd be great for teams.
Yeah, the Tampa Bay football club.
And just not the, not the Dallas y'all.
You know that's the thing, right?
Congratulations to Tori Wilson.
We talked about this last week.
She was rumored to go to the Hall of Fame.
She is now going in the Hall of Fame.
What's your opinion on that, though?
Wait, wait, wait, easy killer.
I know you guys aren't wearing headphones, but I am way too early.
Way too early.
Well, I don't even know if it's the way too early,
but other than, you know, being arguably the best looking woman
they've ever had, what you got?
George Clooney.
That was Stacey Kebler.
Yeah, I thought she did it.
Maybe she did it A-Rod.
No, she was the one with Billy Kidman forever.
No, but I think she did A-Rod for a minute.
That was also Stacey Kebler.
From Chuck and Billy?
Yes, yeah.
No, that's a different Billy.
Billy Kidman, you're thinking of Billy Gunn.
Oh, that's okay.
My bad, my bad.
One Billy Gunn, my bad.
Yeah.
The world's greatest backstage salesman, Bill Kidman.
And he had real life, man.
Let's see.
Interesting rumor for two extreme rules matches
that have already leaked, which isn't until June.
Because, of course, you don't know,
money in the bank is not June this year.
They've switched money in the bank in extreme rules.
So we're not going to get NXT takeover before money in the bank,
which is going to be weird.
But it's rumored for extreme rules now.
Rowan Reigns versus Baron Corbin
and Seth Rollins versus Drew McIntyre.
Yeah, it's a non-major.
You're just giving up the list.
It's filler.
Yeah, it's filler.
Well, there'll be like ladders and shenanigans
or is it just them in the ring?
No, it's extreme rules.
So it's actually regular rules.
It's sealed being the shield,
but without it being the shield.
The shield.
So some wrong notes.
Okay, I'm actually healed.
The six-man match that opened raw
really would have been great for superstars.
That was so wrong.
You're not wrong, you're not wrong.
You're boring.
I watched it on Hulu, so I must they didn't.
No, they didn't even pull that out.
Yeah, so that's the thing.
And we actually did an experiment with that
when I first got direct TV now.
Is I watched it on Hulu because for those of you that don't know,
when you watch Raw on Hulu, it's only 90 minutes.
If you watch Raw without commercials, it's two hours.
Right, right.
So Alex had already watched Raw on Direct TV.
So we watched it on Hulu and he's like,
okay, here's the segment they took out.
Here's the segment they took out.
Here's the segment they took out.
And they took out one of the best segments that we had.
That new belt, I did not watch last week.
I didn't have any time.
That when they re-showed the flare thing,
that belt was dope.
That belt was cool.
I was impressed with that belt.
I didn't understand the flare getting beat.
I get it.
It just gets a bit easier.
I get you, but Batista already has the heat.
Nobody likes him already.
You didn't have to help.
Just him walking.
No one didn't like him at the time because of.
Are we sure it's no one didn't like him?
You mean nobody liked him, right?
We don't want to go double negative.
Like people liked him.
Oh, no, people liked him.
It's just because Daniel Bryan was getting pushed.
So they didn't want to deal with him.
Because it was been Daniel Bryan's time at that.
But it was, it was an awkward moment, though.
Oh, cut to backstage.
And Batista's dragging him out of the room.
That was a strange hilarious.
But what's all this?
Is that how we're going to do this?
It was, I mean, they try to give it a little nod
to the attitude error, but it's really,
it was a poor go at it.
And if you think about it,
and H is, I will get to H here in a minute.
And then if you think about it,
also do you remember they had the,
what was it, the evolution reunion?
Yeah, that was where they teased it.
And then nothing happened.
And now it's because they hadn't worked out the deal yet.
Is there nobody in the history of wrestling
that can pivot emotions better than Triple H?
Oh, no, he got that down, Pat.
Because he starts the promo all nice and light-hearted,
you know, I've been there for Rick.
Well, I wasn't there for all of his weddings,
because you know, people are busy, you know.
And then just pivot it into,
let me tell you something about you that you don't know.
I was like, wow.
The only person I think close to that is Eddie Guerrero.
That's the only other person.
And the way, the way he, I mean,
you talk about getting a promo cut on you.
He cut a promo on Batista.
Okay, did anybody else expect him to refer to himself
as Paul at one moment?
I was just waiting for that.
I was waiting for that.
You just say, you're not talking about Triple H.
They're like, so we're talking about.
Yeah, that's what I was waiting for.
Now, if he said the true blue blood,
then it's all, no, if he got his nose longer here,
all of us came out of the trap, you know, on the rope.
Oh, but that was a, I mean,
when it was the whole, oh, yeah, classic,
classic heel promo, Dave.
And I was like, wow, yeah, that was a great promo.
Dude, and I'm like, how are you going to talk, dude?
You're the guy that was at a drive-thru waiting shop
before God's sake.
Come on.
Two words, Katie Vick.
Okay.
No, don't go there.
Oh, and I'm just going to make a prediction now.
This Michael Chase, Colin Joseph thing will not go well.
All right, time out, time out real quick.
Yeah, rewind 15 seconds ago.
What's worse, leaving Neverland,
or the Katie Vick thing.
Moving on.
Yeah.
Moving on, moving on, moving on.
Come on.
Oh, it's a big few days.
Well, how will you take me, you take out?
That probably will be.
All right, so I'm unfamiliar with the Michael Chase.
They are going to be the official backstage reporters
for WrestleMania.
Oh, it's going to suck.
And what they're doing, it already does.
What are you going to do?
Their bid on Raw was terrible.
Their bid on Raw was great.
Let them stay doing satire,
because they were doing this real
Abbott and Costello slap sticky.
They're not just LA and Allie.
That's all I say to that.
Just shut up and I will take
Pete Davidson's shenanigans and just leave it at that.
Hey, I resumble.
I don't think you do.
Trust me, set the bar higher.
Okay, as a professional comedian,
but I know.
That means it's a good pay.
It doesn't mean you're funny.
As we know tonight, there will be no.
There will be no new women's tag champs
because they took the beat down on the Go Home Show.
Right.
So as we know, take the beat down the Go Home Show
win at the pay-per-view.
And so we have the bit with Steph and the thing,
and she was like, it's not official.
I have to go get this notarized.
Who gets things notarized anymore?
And who does that have with us?
I have to stay and buy for the WDB.
You're a bazillionaires.
You got to know her.
I have to do that a few times today.
Notararity person.
Notarary?
Yeah.
Notararity, is that why there's the extra rs in it?
Just like the officers don't show up to any of the events
except the one possibly where Becky is going to show up
and get arrested.
Possibly.
So impact is now doing a Twitch show in May
called Salute to the Troops.
There's still an M.
It's still there.
Are they trying to undercut AEW?
I don't know.
I hope they do, to be honest.
I want impacted to somehow just show up as the second man.
To hell with AEW.
That window is closed.
I'm going to have to warn them.
I'm going to start by glaring to say, close.
Speaking of AEW, they're fighting for the fallen in Jacksonville
on July 13th.
May now not be a pay-per-view.
They may do that free for everybody.
And their plan is to do a pay-per-view every other month.
Well, but that's the one that the proceeds are going
to the Wounded Warrior Project.
And free for those who have what channel again?
AEW doesn't have a TV deal yet.
They have not announced it.
But like, double or nothing, you're
going to be able to watch if you have honor club things like that.
Fight TV.
I don't think it's going to be an honor club.
I think it's just on Fight TV.
Oh, really?
OK, fair enough.
Our wait is still saying that you left us.
All in two now rumored to be in Chicago in September?
Did you see the plaque on the Sierra Center?
I did not.
The Sierra Center put up a laser-etched plaque
on the building in honor of all in and its success.
Oh, wow, very nice.
So wrestling logic moment real quick.
Yeah.
The Vince McMahon come in and throw who he wants in main events.
Because this is the McMahon family
knowing what's best for business again.
That's all I'm saying.
And the Kevin Owens, the bowling alleys, and movies.
I really thought he was going to come back super-heel.
Because of him.
No, he's doing great work, baby face so far.
Booker T now has a show on ESPN Radio in Houston Monday,
Wednesday and Friday from 9-11 Central.
It's called The Hall of Fame with Brad Gilmore.
So if you like indiscriminate barking, it's...
Well, if you want to hear about his Faye 5.
I'm going to taste some math.
It's that or DMX.
I'm going to taste some math.
You didn't say that.
You tell me you didn't just say that.
You know what?
I'm going to get it.
I said it.
I'm going to give that to him.
I said it.
I'm going to get that.
I'm going to get that for you.
All right, some Smackdown live notes.
You know, I feel like I say this a lot with a lot of the angles we run now,
but can we just get to where we're going with this misshane thing?
Yes, please.
Because this is just...
I think we're there.
Get a misshane at WrestleMania.
OK.
And watching our truth this week.
The best in a Congress champion.
If he is...
I am now determined.
US.
When you look at guys that do what the...
Just do what the company asks them to do and takes it to the best of their ability.
As of this week, I'm saying our truth in a whole thing.
Our truth and coffee.
It just...
Hey, our truth over there in the living room.
Where are you?
You can see him catching.
Come on.
There's an indiscriminate voice.
I'm right here.
It's like a foot from you.
And does...
Does introducing somebody a sassy work in this age?
Yes.
Yes, it does.
Oh, OK.
Because that's how they're introducing Lacey Evans now.
How awful for sassy.
In certain situations.
OK, that's fair.
Alex still has a shirt that he probably shouldn't be wearing.
Alexa, bless this.
I got a few.
Yeah.
It happens.
Steven hasn't had any type of recent hospitalization things happen to him.
You know what?
Girl Scout cookie still sucks.
So...
Change the room.
I did...
I thought the kick that Carmella laid out outside the ring was really well placed.
Yes, it was.
And we have a new US champ.
Better late than never.
Which was weird.
It's a Moa job.
Is he?
He turned on Joe?
He always jobs everybody.
Actually, no, I'll give Virgil the nod.
That one's a Moa job.
I got you, Virgil.
It's got you.
And I love how Todd Phillips remembers when Vince replaced Kofi.
It was last week.
Even I remembered.
But he did throw in a nice line.
Oh, I guess Charlotte was too busy cutting this promo to worry about her dad getting
embarrassed by Batista last week.
That was actually a tweet from WWE creative humor.
Yeah, no.
My favorite back and forth was Kevin Owens, good babyface family man.
Charlotte, bad heel.
Worst family person.
And was it just me or did that new day promo just look like an episode of TRL?
Yes.
With the hopping around and screaming.
They were doing a promotional tour in India.
And it was basically one of those selfie promos with a bunch of the locals behind them
just jumping up and down and waving.
I was like, I love that.
I was waiting for.
So everybody walks over with the art truth thing and the Kofi thing was affirmative action
only for February.
Well, they were both featured.
Okay.
So technically so as soon as March, he was like, Hey, nobody got curbs.
Don Martin Luther King.
Hey, give me those.
Give me that build back.
Wow.
I don't know.
I don't know why I'm so late coming to the party on realizing this, but I realize this week
that I've never heard a ring announcer introduce the bar as the bar.
Never.
That's right.
It's always shame.
It's always shame.
I've been saying it forever.
I don't get it.
They call the news.
Because I remember you said some of the last paper view about them not having the graphic
together.
But I just didn't realize that nobody referred like everybody but the ring announcers
referred to them.
And they actually have the graphic now where they're both doing and says the bar and they
still don't call them that.
I don't get it.
It's coffee Kingston, Biggie and Xavier.
Yeah.
All right.
So let's get into the card real quick.
We have two pre-show matches.
LA has not given his pickshit.
So let's get into those before we have him.
First up in a pre-show match of proportions.
Ray Mysterio versus on Draude.
Chad has on Draude.
Don has on Draude via pinfall.
Andrew has on Draude.
Stephen has on Draude.
Doc has Ray Mysterio.
General has on Draude.
Alex has on Draude via pinfall.
Greg and Russ both have Ray Mysterio.
LA, you're the one we're waiting on.
CN, almost.
There is no such person.
No, it's CN, almost.
Oh, yeah, that's right.
It's just on Draude.
No, it's CN, almost.
The reverse of Ray Mysterio.
Okay.
That seems awkward.
I've got on Draude via pinfall too.
Just simply.
And your other pre-show tag team match.
There's something that has changed in one of the matches.
Oh, we have another match added.
And we're not going to be because everybody's got their picks in it.
It would be unfair.
I'm still taking on Johnny.
I know.
But did you see it though?
Yeah.
Wait, so that match isn't happening.
No, this is the game.
All right, now this affects the booking right now.
Apparently, Andrade and Ray are in a...
It's now a fatal four-way for the US title.
Right.
Give me a match.
Give me a match, bro.
Yeah.
I'm just going to watch that one completely because...
...booking on the fly.
Oh, timeout.
Yeah.
If you picked either Ray or Andrade though, I think you should get a point.
I agree with that.
I'll go with that.
But by the same token, if either the other two win, nobody loses anything.
Yes, it's a risk-free.
I feel like that's okay.
Right.
We've moved on.
We've moved on.
The other pre-show match is a tag team match.
The new day versus Shinsuke Nakamura and Rusev.
Let's see.
Don has Shinsuke.
Don has gone almost all in on every match with one.
Interesting.
He's saying Nakamura and Rusev via pinfall.
Andrew also has Nakamura and Rusev.
Steven, I'm going to see what's going on here.
What happened to my deal?
Steven has the new day straight up.
Doc says Nakamura and Rusev,
Genroam has the new day.
Alex has Nakamura and Rusev.
And Greg and Russ both have the new day.
L.A.
Stop trying to give us gifts now.
It's too late.
We're already pissed.
Wait, why are you telling my picks while I'm sitting right next to you?
I'm right here too.
Who are you?
Straight up, New Day?
Yeah, because they're going to give them gifts.
Like, oh, we took some away from somebody to blame.
Well, I think there is an interesting rumor out there right now that if it happens...
You want to clarify that his pick is in and it's solid.
Right.
And if it happens, I'll take the L because I'm okay with it.
I have new day showing up and not even getting in the match.
Just getting counted out.
I'm like, you know what?
You do that.
I'm on board.
And then...
I always...
I will take it a step further.
And Vince comes out and says, you're in the match or...
You're out of the picture.
Yeah, you would like that.
Because that forces them into the match to be in the match with Jackass.
Yeah, okay.
Yeah, I know what you're doing here.
L.A.
L.A.
All we know is by any means necessary.
That's all we know.
They go turn it to the real new day should have been.
And for you, does that mean single bow tie on the shoelaces or double?
Is that what that means for you?
Captain Mr.
by any means necessary.
Because your known is Captain Violin.
I think...
Hey, hey, hey, timeout.
I think this tag match has black people.
Captain!
High size!
For the five people that get that reference.
Okay.
Let's get into the main card.
Let's get into the main card.
Now, this is again not any specific order just in the order of importance.
The shield in a six man tag against Baron Corbin drew McIntyre and Bobby Lashley.
Everybody that has put their picks in already has picked the shield except Don has done the shield via pinfall.
Alex, that puts us to you.
Hmm.
I so want to pick the boring league of evil because I think that sets up Improzen Reigns.
But I got to pick the shield straight up straight up just because I think it could get screwy.
Shield with Reigns pinning Corbin.
Oh, interesting.
Even though those don't count anymore but still.
Correct.
Stop.
I'm going with the shield.
Steven.
I'm going with the TGI Friday's weight staff so I'm going to go with the evil people.
I'm going to go with Baron Corbin, Bobby Lashley and then because I do think the turn happened.
The Legion of Boom.
No, the Legion of Boom.
Baron Corbin's boring evil league of evil.
Under normal circumstances.
Under normal circumstances, I would agree with Steven.
But because you're moving Seth on for the title shot at WrestleMania and we're only what four weeks away.
There's not a lot of time between now and WrestleMania.
I just think the shield wins this.
You've got the emotion of Reigns coming back and that whole deal.
A lot of people have picked the same just because the booking on this just seems really, really simple.
Like at the set-up show.
Charlotte Flair versus Becky Lynch.
If Becky Lynch wins this match, she becomes a triple threat at Mania against Ronda Rousey.
Who somebody needs to remind her what company she works.
This is all a work.
Every bit of that's a work.
Everybody that has not picked yet has picked Becky Lynch.
Donna's picked Becky by submission.
LA, where's you?
Lynch.
Straight up.
Straight.
All right.
Duck.
Oh, definitely Becky Lynch.
Oh, yes.
Steven.
No, I'm the champ.
I go last.
Alex.
Are you using your champions advantage?
Right now, yes.
All right, he is using champions advantage.
I will take Becky Lynch, but I will do it straight up because I think it's DQ.
Oh, I'm not taking it straight up, then.
Yeah, no.
No, I'm not calling it by that.
I'm just going for smartest man points.
All right, Steven, that brings us to you.
I'm going to go Becky Lynch with the DQ.
Winds via DQ.
I saw you look at me and that was the match.
I didn't know where I wanted to do.
Yeah.
All right.
Oh, did you just get that?
It's okay.
You sit there with your little cock eyeed hat, but I created you.
All right.
What kind of eyeed hat was that?
The only way I would have said Becky by DQ is if the stipulation went the other way.
Because Rhonda has more heat with Becky than she does with Charlotte in Angle.
So I'm going to say Becky wins by submission, but it's not going to be any form of DQ or
shenanigans because that would have to be because that would be in favor of Charlotte.
So triple threat match for the Raw Tag Team Championships, the Revival versus
Alistair Black and Ricochet versus Bobby Rude and Chad Gable.
Everybody that has picked so far has picked the Revival.
Don has picked the Revival via pinfall.
Doc, we are to you.
Who's in the Revival again?
Dawson and what's his name?
Wilder.
Wilder.
So it's them and Bobby Rude and the dude and who's what's the middle one?
Alistair Black and Ricochet.
The guys that came up from NXT.
Somebody gets that reference again.
What was the one in the middle?
I think I'm going to win.
I think I'm going to take Rude and his whatever.
The other Drew.
You're talking about the glorious ones?
Yeah.
I'm going to go with the glorious ones.
Yeah.
No, you have to.
Steven.
Who's in this match?
Somebody's going to win.
I know what the middle one is now.
All right, time out.
The Revival.
The Revival, Ricochet and Alistair Black and then Rude and Gable.
Excuse me, time out.
Virgil!
Who should I pick in this match?
The Revival.
Then when you lose, you're going to blame him.
Yeah.
I said I could turn on him and smack things out of his hands.
Alex.
Revival by pinfall.
Oh, don't pick that.
Oh, no.
I know.
I want you losing.
I know what we're care about winning.
I care about you losing.
So I feel like I don't have to be faster than the bear.
I have to be faster than you.
Yeah.
L.A.
Calm down, ladies.
I'm going to go with the Revival by pin.
Okay.
So did we just decide which NXT guys to move up and which not?
Well, one of them got hurt.
The one that was supposed to be in this storyline got hurt.
Right.
Because, yeah, Chomp is out for a while.
He's always in hurt like that.
He wasn't here yet.
Okay.
Because we had this discussion.
Chomp, it doesn't get injured.
It's Gargano that got injured.
No, when the him and Gargano had to be...
Oh, no.
Actually, no, no.
Chomp, I had the need.
No, but what I was saying was before NXT, he didn't get hurt.
You know I'm always...
I said that.
You're right.
Okay, thank you.
When have I ever not denied when you were right?
When Kofi should have had a man.
Oh, I was just told to do this.
No, I'm just kidding.
Okay, watch it.
You're words.
Shoulda.
That ain't me, son.
Understand the difference.
All you guys look like when it comes down to things like that.
Yeah.
They all look like me.
Son.
He called you son.
Let's make this more diverse now.
I'm also going to say the Revival via pin fall because the company really wants to keep
them around.
So all this trope they have, the champion loses all the non-title matches and then wins
at the majors.
Back down live tag team championship on the line.
The Usos versus the Miz and Shane McMahon.
Steve, we are...
Stephen, we are to you.
I thought I'd...
I'm going to go with the Usos.
Okay.
Yeah.
Alex.
So we're not getting bonus points if you call who gets pinned to that.
No, we're not doing that.
Okay, then it's Usos by pin after Miz's dad takes the world's worst bump.
We are in Cleveland.
Yeah.
Doc.
I'm still gone with Shane to the Miz because I just hate the Usos for undisclosed reasons.
I just do.
The racism here knows nobody else is horrible.
You know what?
You know what?
You know what?
What?
Actually this time you're...
You're a little right.
But you're kind of wrong.
Oh my god.
You're a little right.
Ellie, did you pick?
Is that a little right?
Okay.
Oh by the way, everybody else, Chad has the Usos.
Don has the Usos via pin fall.
Andrew has the Usos.
Jen Rome has the Usos.
Greg and Russ have Miz and Shane McMahon.
Ellie.
They're a course they do.
They picked the heels.
What are you worried about?
No, that's they're the faces though.
Miz and Shane McMahon are not the faces in this match.
They are the faces in this match.
I disagree.
Okay.
Let's go with the...
New...
Soes...
With pin.
So I'm the only one going with...
You and...
And...
Rapper Rich and...
Rapper Rich...
Rapper Rostling.
I'm also saying the Usos via pin fall because...
We gotta get to this.
We gotta get to this.
We gotta get to this and let's get to it now.
Alright.
Alright.
I'm talking about the angle.
Women's tag team titles on the line.
Boston Hood Connection versus Tamina and Nia Jackson.
Chad has the Boston Hood connection.
Don has the Boston Hood connection straight up.
Andrew has the Boston Hood connection.
pretty much everybody's got boss and hug connection that hasn't that hasn't
already picked out for back to you did done pick a method on that that's the
only one he did not okay I just wondering uh I'm gonna go boss and hug
connection all right L.A.
I'm gonna be an H okay you know what I'm going back on my friggin island I'm
going with Tamina and the uh which island is that is it that Samoa is it
Samoa 300 and a half ounce Samoans so yeah so is it is it Naya and Tamina Naya and
Tamina yeah yeah yeah we already know your pass with Naya bro I'm just saying
about that it's about y'all go that way and I'm gonna do my own thing so I'm
gonna do that stealing I said it before even I don't go that I said before
boss and hug connections they they took the beat down on raw they win
tonight I'm not gonna pick to finish though because it could go either way right
all right smack down women's championship on the line Oscar versus Mandy Rose
let's see Chad has Oscar Don has Oscar via submission Andrew has Oscar
everybody else uh Genroam Greg Russ all Oscar straight up and I believe L.A.
were to you I really want to go to God's greatest creation
mm-hmm
I'm gonna pick an Oscar all right stop like I said it's so
refreshing it's so obvious I'm going with Mandy Rose
wow so obvious the Oscar's gonna win but I'm going Mandy Rose because
everybody's taking the easy one I'm going to see even Oscar via submission oh
yeah Oscar submission by the way I do get the toilet seat until the next
paper view I came in dead last okay and but here but here's the thing
Genroam went over and I still came in dead that's how big I risk last
here's my plan is get the toilet seat tonight therefore I can go in and then
win WrestleMania and do the greatest comeback ever worst of first so that's my
approach I'm sorry I'll actually pretty great what was your pick Oscar submission
okay I'm gonna agree with that because because the champ said so I hear
cricket I hear cricket so you'd rather carry that belt than the one you've
earned yeah he'd do it in a trash he literally just threw it in a trash I'm just
letting Alex know that he's beneath me I'm bigger than the belt that's only
because I'm short I need a belt to get over is anybody what's on your shoulder
does anybody has built on this show gonna actually get cheered I think any
champion is gonna be a heel automatically I think that's the rule and the last
match on the card which were this is the one we'll give the time for WWE
championship on the line Daniel Bryan versus Kevin Owens doc I'm going with
Daniel Bryan okay but I guess how long it's gonna run yes I'm gonna say 22
minutes I'm gonna go Daniel Bryan and I'm gonna say 24 and a half minutes what
and man by vow Alex ask it in a form of a question what is Daniel Bryan by
pinfall in 11 minutes and 37 seconds with get ready for the button no no you
can't type faster thirty seconds thirty seven thirty seven seconds and I
believe hold on I gotta do this one more thing I gotta feel like I'm gonna be
highlighting this in yellow yes you are
shenanigans all right okay let's see L.A.
It's only a one-hour show I pick Kofi Kingston because black history month same
as Alex Daniel Bryan be a pinfall with shenanigans what's the time frame 25
minutes there will not be a pinfall in this match because the new day is taking
everybody out you were so desperate for this read a donation of domination so
you're saying you're saying Daniel Bryan retains via DQ with shenanigans am I
hearing that correctly I'm gonna say 22 and a half what
what's the difference I got 30 second window and I'm gonna actually time it on
my phone from bell to bell I am also gonna call shenanigans on but I'm just
saying Daniel Bryan straight up I'm not gonna go any further than that all
right so as the card stands and we'll give champions advantage here he can go
first as the card stands great the card because I'm looking at all of you
guys as failures and not the first I'm actually gonna give this a little bit of
a curve I'm gonna say it's a B minus but just because it's gonna do a great
job set us up for me to be honest it's actually a C plus okay L.A. let's go
to B plus for what I think it's gonna be all right doc see there's no there's
no tables there's no ladders there's no chairs there's nothing fun about this
this is the wrestling paper view they were doing more wrestling right now than
they're gonna do on this upcoming paper view I'm gonna give this I'm gonna give
this thing room to grow and I'm gonna say C plus I think it's going to it's
going to meet my expectations and that bars set really low but it might
exceed it just a little bit all right we're gonna get ready for the pay-per-view
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