Special Edition WWE Fastlane 2017

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It is 701 of the East Coast.
It is 401 of the West Coast.
Stop it.
Stop it now.
It is the 5th of March in the year of our Lord, 2017.
I swear to God, I will turn this entire show around that we will go home.
It is season 7, episode 32, 382 times.
This voice has welcomed you to the Clubhouse podcast.
And second week in a row, we are deviating from the norm because last week we had our
Oscars pre-show, which we're going to talk about here in just a moment.
It is WWE Fastlane Day.
The last paper view before WrestleMania, and this could be the longest break we've had
between paper views in about 6 months because we've got 4 weeks until WrestleMania.
Welcome.
My name is Rob.
I'm the executive club.
What am I?
The executive producer of the Clubhouse podcast and life is in the Fastlane.
Sure to make you lose your mind.
That is still out sick.
We really want him to get better.
He texted me last night and said he's up to getting through two sentences before he coughs
up along.
So, Russ is in the chat room.
Good to see you, sir.
I actually saw him the other day as I was on my way home.
I saw him by his work.
I did pick some stuff up and he was still there.
So we hope Chad gets better soon.
But let's go around the room.
I'm not alone.
Joining me sitting in the chat seat this evening is a man who's new endorsements in
the Club Carl's junior.
And you can call him a 4%er because I'm going to let him tell you why right now.
Very, very proud of this young man.
Steven Zimmerman is here.
Welcome, sir.
I don't know math.
I did the math for you today.
That's a matter of seven.
So I only got 4%er.
Right.
No, you're in the top 4%.
Yeah.
Oh, privilege.
Of.
Oh.
Okay.
So the regionals ended up happening.
And I didn't want to stay the whole time.
So out of 487 competitors, I finished 19th.
And I didn't, I didn't even, don't clap.
I failed.
I didn't even make top cut.
That's your people.
I'm proud of you, sir.
You went out there and you did the thing.
That's top 20 rankings.
I know.
How big of a region did this cover?
It was just whoever showed up.
It was Midwest.
Basically, it was all the people from St. Louis, from Chicago.
It was in Illinois.
And that's a chunk of people.
That's top 19 nerd out of 4% of 38.
Hey.
That's awesome.
You know, 10 it nerd.
I believe the technical term for that is physician-heal-by-self.
You realize that's not the only one in here with the coldable chair that I can hit
you with.
That is true.
Let's keep going clockwise around the room.
Zidin next to him is the official fact checker of this show.
And a man who knows the term Facebook official today.
You may know in this fun don-go, but his mom and name him Don Ford.
I'm going to call him Don Ford.
Sir.
Oh, officially last night updated my relationship today.
I saw it today.
I saw it today.
That's what I'm creating.
Speaking of the Oscars, did you know H.A.
Styles won the elimination chamber?
No wait.
And boy, WWE beat that into the ground this week.
Oh, yeah, we forgot pretty wide.
So his left is a man and the only man I know.
That's the one for it.
What actually go to the store and purchase a 40 of Dosteckys.
He is John.
I haven't even unmuted yet.
He is John Houser.
He is one of my favorite people in the world.
We call him Doc.
Hello, sir.
Hello, my name shins.
I'm his claw.
Perfect night.
So good to be here.
So good to be here.
Thank you for having me.
And rounding out the room, we have two people sharing a microphone
because one of them was actually on time in the other one
showed up at 5.59.
We wouldn't be a paper view without L.A.
and Greg both in the room.
Gentlemen, welcome.
Hey.
Yay.
Yeah, just be a free.
The microphone's on.
L.A.
The microphone's on.
I mean, if he's not going to talk.
I am.
What?
Who?
I was going to say, when did that stop you?
L.A.
Talk?
An attraction of the podcast.
You feel good?
All right, gentlemen.
Let's get some updates and corrections out of the way.
Last week, we talked about Ascar Fahadi, the director of Best
Ford film The Salesman.
I said that he couldn't get into the country.
I was wrong.
That was actually his choice, not to come.
You bought it for a hotty?
Oh, no, no, Doc, right now.
It's your microphone's not behaving.
Oh, sorry.
OK.
Asking for a hotty?
OK.
Check your, check your kill.
I'm going to check your connection.
Go ahead.
Hold on.
Trailer.
There we go.
You're only coming out on channel.
Oh.
Oh.
But no, before the district court override happen, he wouldn't
have been letting the country.
So also, I couldn't remember the name of the deal that somebody did with
episodes for four or five and six, where they were able to get original cuts.
Those are called the specialized editions that are available on the dark web, allegedly.
Oh James.
Oh James.
So James made in America, actually has a full run time of seven hours and 47 minutes.
Oh, that's almost a couple.
OK.
I was short of mine.
So I still called your name against on that.
And let's get to Oscar five.
Hold on.
One of the two weeks ago, you said, uh, rate of redemption was, you said it's from
Korea.
It's actually from Indonesia.
It is.
OK.
So let's get to Oscar score.
Shall we?
OK.
Friend of the show, Jen Rome, I want to thank you for being on the show last week.
Wonderful job.
Out of a possible 36 points.
She had 8.5.
It was a 236 winning percentage.
She came in third place.
In second place was me with 12.75 points.
I had a 354 winning percentage.
I had four successful double downs.
Is that a sandwich?
I was, oh, I loved the double down.
I can't see.
I loved that.
Uh-huh.
And winning again.
Don Ford.
Thank you.
With out of a possible 36 points, he got 19.
Oh, that is a 528 winning percentage.
He also had four successful double.
I am glad that my theory of the SEG was wrong.
One.
Not a, not a 19.
In the 18.
And that was a bad place.
I'm so glad that, that my SEG theory.
Applact is nerve that.
Wait, what?
How does it feel to be talking and have three other people talking on top of you?
Hey, I'm just wondering.
Hey, is my moment in the sun in your room again?
Then why aren't you tan?
Oh, it's put my tana.
It's only snow up there.
All right.
So that's for those you joining us for us tonight.
By the way, over all the 300 people check
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Thank you on the archive.
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makes us feel better about ourselves.
Now, that being said, there are rumors abounding that next week's show will be a
road show.
So stay close to the channel.
Stay close to our social media.
I should have that information, maybe tomorrow that maybe the show might be from a
place where Doc was supposed to be today.
And that's all I'm saying.
We're not going to say anything else about it.
I probably know it.
I know it.
Doc, doc, doc, doc, doc will tell you off air.
Okay.
I don't want to, I don't want to count back yet because it's not fully out of
back yet.
I'll know for sure.
No.
No.
Okay.
Doc was supposed to be, okay.
Okay.
Okay.
So today is a day, right?
Yeah.
Yeah.
There with Doc was originally supposed to be somewhere else today.
But because of certain circumstances he's here with us, where he was supposed to
be.
Okay.
Maybe where we're going to be next week.
So we started jailing up on it out so that way you're supposed to be.
No.
No.
No.
No.
Not guilty.
I feel like I should come to the show with a flowchart sometimes.
I really, really do.
All right.
So this is, we are, this is the official unofficial pre show for WWE Fastlane.
As if you've never joined us before, we are going to go over the week that was in our
sport.
We're going to run the card.
We're going to grade the card.
This paper view starts in 48 minutes if I do my math correctly.
And I got some great TNA notes for it all those years.
Well, there's a lot going on in that company right now.
I'm going to tell you what.
Oh.
But let's start out, in case you missed it this week, the official announcement for Beth
Phoenix in the Hall of Fame happened.
Congratulations.
We were talking about this in the pre show.
Is she a Hall of Famer?
I believe she is, but I think we can all agree this might be a little early.
There.
I don't think she is.
And who puts her in?
Does Trish put her in or does her husband put her in?
Because for those of you who don't know, she ain't married to her.
She thinks that TNA puts her in.
I would love since.
Read a putter.
Read a shit putter in.
Or you know, I don't know.
Great colleague.
Lead up.
The great colleague.
Because they had member.
They had the big pin up strong.
Tell me.
Going on.
Great.
The great colleague.
No.
No.
I'm just saying.
What about Matt Hardy?
We're going to talk about him here in the math, too.
I still want to know why.
And why are they not calling you LA?
That's what that's what you do.
I want to know why.
Why is the phone not ringing for years, I mean, great.
But I like the new day.
Don't get me wrong.
But them is hosting WrestleMania.
I need them in WrestleMania.
Talk into earlier.
I that was going to recoloss and is, I mean, I'm the first choice of that.
I need three, just to be me.
So I'm.
Frenchy versus Shaq may not happen now.
Well, if it happens with the Twitter, the Twitter war has been going on and Shaq
Heal is saying it's not going to happen and it's not my fault.
No, or I don't know if there's something with his TNT contract, that's not going
to let him do it because WWE's more in bed with universal.
I haven't heard anything solid, but I've heard that that's what Frenchy say.
That's what Shaq is saying in Frenchy's basically calling him out for it.
If you're a dish network subscriber for the first time in three years,
dish network will be offering WrestleMania as a paper view.
Boy, let's buy it for 60 bucks when you know what in HD 60 bucks.
Think about what you used to have to pay an HD for a paper view at home, especially
for WrestleMania because WrestleMania was always more expensive.
Oh, for God's could be 70 or 80.
No, it's it's 60 and HD.
But now for people who are like, well, I'm going to start carrying them up.
That what they're saying is from here forward, it will be evaluated on an event by event basis.
So you got that going for you, which is nice.
All right, let's talk a little bit about RAW.
I mean, it's where we need to be, which is right there.
Get to the iPad isn't here.
I just have to open it up.
All right, a few RAW notes.
Oh, he's tending.
Can you say that I'm officially sick of the Go Home show for a paper view?
Why do we have to wait till Sunday?
Let's do it right now.
It's not going to happen.
Okay, let's just abandon as a bit.
It's been it's been going on it's been going on as long as wrestling's been a thing.
Don't get me wrong or the contracts when I was 10.
When I was 10 people were doing that and we fell for it.
Like, come on, guys, or the contract signing is always on the goal.
Yeah, actually, did it once though, right?
I think it happened to once in a blue moon.
It's kind of like the number of times Rick Flare has actually pulled off a move off the top rope.
It's the same thing.
So I can't claim that somebody's listening to this show.
Because the new day, I did not offer new day pops as an ice cream idea.
But I still think Clever, very cool.
And I like the shirts, the shirts were fun.
Oh, you want guys?
No, it wasn't me.
He's a killer.
No, it was not like.
What'd you say, Ellen?
Why didn't he look at me when you mentioned New Day pops and all of a sudden,
Docs, what do you think of it?
Well, he said that you said, I thought you had the t-shirt on.
That's why I was like, excuse me, who's the big new day fan in here?
Who's the big new day fan?
You are the new day fan.
It's no longer February.
You eat more videos in the rest of us.
So this is easy.
That's only because they make sure a new way booty.
Exactly.
Okay, so it's no longer February.
I've never seen him give you a look like that before.
So last thing for raw, I want to talk, I want to talk a little bit a little bit of the
beginning of our three.
Do we have to triple H?
Still cuts a promo better than just about anybody in the business.
However, the promo he cut on Monday night.
And I don't know if it's because it's a different time, but it seemed weird.
Like it's the same kind of promo he's always cut.
And I'm always a big fan whenever Triple H grabs a microphone.
But it almost seemed like he was on a different level than everybody else in the arena that night.
So all the promos that they were cutting didn't seem to balance well.
You know what I mean?
It just seemed awkward to me.
Well, it's still kind of weird to see Seth playing face.
I'm sorry, it just is.
It is way out of bounds.
I mean, if they want to make him the face that doesn't really talk much and kick some butt,
that's fine, but he does a lot of talk.
And I'm just not with that.
I don't know, I'm kind of okay with it.
I just, I don't know that he's going to be ready for WrestleMania.
But we said the same thing about film Finn Bauer and he showed up this past week.
But, and Joe, where is suit on you, won't he?
Joe, where is suit on you?
We'll just say it.
All right, let's get to some impact news.
Yeah, yeah, do the following people are no longer with the company.
LA, Drew Galloway.
What?
Bye.
Jade.
Two.
Mike and Maria Bennett.
Two.
And the hearty.
Two is the big one.
Now, from what I've read, and this is, this is according to Matt's wife,
Revy, who may want to tap the break a little bit, because when you throw quotes out there as
as head of this house, slow your roll speed racer, but it's slow your roll.
Apparently they had had the anthem people actually came to the house.
There were, they made an offer, anthem made a counteroffer that they were okay with.
Then they didn't hear it from anybody for like two weeks.
Well, and then, and then a contract showed up at the house that was for a two-year deal, not a
one-year deal, and they wanted 10% of any appearance they made that was not an impact appearance.
So, they took that contract to their lawyer, and their lawyer went,
yeah, none of this is what we discussed.
So, they told T&A to go pound sand.
At go pound sand.
Yes.
She milled up the whole team.
And there now is also an argument who over who actually owns the broken gimmick.
Matt is saying it's his deal. T&A is saying it's their intellectual property.
So, the consensus is that you breathe it into the mic?
T&A gets really that hard.
I just said, hmm, hashtag not my sandbox, but there you go.
But, but it's good, but a lot of people are saying, if he can't have that gimmick, it's really
going to hurt the both of them, because that, that, what Steven's putting that.
But, but I mean, this is the best gimmick that he's carried
probably in at least a decade.
So, this is going to be an interesting story to watch.
I like the big one, Matt, though.
And his name is the whole gimmick is world-renowned out.
Oh, yeah.
And speaking of the hearties, in case you missed it,
they are your new ring of honor tag team champions last night.
And you know, I'll show it up, Matt.
Oh, I know we'll show it up, because they were in New York.
Spoilers free hold on.
Hold on, don't, don't.
Yeah, because there's, there's something else that ties into that.
Okay, okay, okay.
I've got coming up.
But somebody else showed up last night, who may or may not have signed with Ring of Honor,
which could make things a little bit.
Well, I will say this, the hearties, they were talking,
they were really in talks with WWE.
Nobody's saying they're still not.
But now that, with this, they'll be in the take champs,
how long's that deal with the, be there till Mania, whatever.
We don't know.
We don't know that they've dropped a T&A belt.
They haven't.
They haven't.
We do know that.
They have dropped them.
Yes.
Okay, trash.
It's crowned.
Let me say it.
It trash.
I haven't dropped anything.
T&A has crowned.
Okay, so that's what I'm saying.
They never, because one part of that story,
apparently, they tried to pull the Rick Flair with NW, with WCW
and tried to send some people to the house to get to the belt.
They were like, no, well, drop it to whoever, but you're not coming and getting them.
This things get weird.
Oh, um, also with that, just lost it.
Go ahead.
Okay, fair enough.
Okay.
Um, and the fans have a road.
Anthem has announced again.
Okay.
They're independent dates.
Uh-huh.
Stop the day or the night, should I say before a wrestle, Mania.
Mm-hmm.
Anthem has announced a deal.
Anthem has announced a television deal with Spike, UK.
So, yeah, if you're a Spike customer in the United Kingdom,
but not here, uh, they've read done the logo again.
Okay.
They got rid of the owl.
Huts?
Because the copyright new day probably, um,
but it's like, remember the old logo they had,
they had, they had like the six-sided ring behind it.
It looks kind of like it's like green and blue now.
Yeah.
It's, it's very,
man.
Mm-hmm.
Like, I could have designed that.
So they've matches their bookings pretty much.
Oh, and did you hear?
Oh, and it gets you here who's a joint
the announced team for impact rest.
Like, game changer.
Jeremy Borax moving on.
Wait, wait, and Josh, oh my god, he has gotten
up to here with a cocky now.
I mean, he really has caught it.
Does anybody say, well,
verbatim.
Nobody is doing this better than me right now.
Well, apparently he told some, but some dirt sheet
that they should go kill themselves.
And that's got him in just some hot water.
Can you say that word on the ring?
Oh, he's playing with you now.
He's playing the field for the cocky.
Josh, Matthew.
Josh Matthews can't spell heels.
Sure, they did the awards for, um, the, you know,
the wrestling awards, I guess, with the, uh,
bleacher report.
Guess who the number one announcer.
Byron Saxon?
No, sorry, you're incorrect.
Well, then they're wrong.
More or not?
Yes.
What is the number?
What?
Okay, let me reiterate, I just said they're wrong.
They're wrong.
Okay, uh, we did find out this, okay.
So, but with all of these exits,
see it has gotten to walk out of the room.
With all these people leaving impact wrestling,
somebody has now shown up in impact wrestling.
And his name is Albatto, uh, but apparently he's,
he's who they're kind of hanging the company on now,
but he was their third choice.
Because we have a tour gone.
Well, Drew Gallo-A was their first choice,
and he hauled.
You know, my mom.
Their second choice was Bubba Ray Dudley.
I had just a person that showed up on ROH,
called out the owner and said, you know what?
I guess I'm part of the ROH roster now.
So allegedly Bubba Ray Dudley is now in ROH, too.
I don't know what's going on over there.
By the way, what's the impression?
We're waiting.
Let's hear it.
So one and lost that belt within these last two weeks.
Is Paige with them?
What belt?
No, Paige's a soldier.
I'll give you a contract.
For what?
First.
He's lastly.
He's in, he's in, he's in.
Yeah, controversial.
Showed up last week.
Controversially won.
Yes.
Let's get that point.
So he just gave up the title.
Moving on.
I'm done with the question.
The reason that the guys are going to ROH,
because ROH will actually pay out their pay checks when they go to the bill.
Well, the ROH type is, is that what's going on?
The ROH has a CD contract, and ROH is a lot more lenient
with their talent working independent dates,
especially with the relationship they have with a new Japan.
Ah, that makes sense.
And it's because they have enough talent to actually get a job,
because they can't do it in WWE.
And there we go.
The Glow series has an official debut date on Netflix of June the 23rd.
So the poster for that?
What's that?
Glow was a series in the 80s.
Ooh.
Oh, yeah, they're good.
No, no, no, no.
Netflix is doing a revival more of a narrative series than a wrestling series.
For Naomi?
No.
Not the other way.
Oh, I'm sorry, so yeah.
But Allison Breeze involves, I'm happy.
Jack Swagger has asked for his release, and release not granted.
Correct.
For the time that came out the next day.
It was like, no, forget.
He's still wrestling.
Well, he shows up everyone's in again.
Yeah.
All right, SmackDown notes.
Do we have to?
Yes, we do.
No.
First of all, Don, I don't care what you think.
What?
That scene of promo Tuesday night was amazing.
Okay.
That dude cut a promo on Tuesday night until Nikki came to the referee.
And he even threw in a tropic thunder reference when he told Miss that he was a guy playing
a guy pretending to be another guy.
I was like, wow.
And, oh, don't take anything away from the miss.
He hit it on the hands saying that every time somebody goes against you, their career is ruined.
Hey, who's fault is it?
Who's fault is it?
John Cena's.
Yeah, but you do the Frenchies we're going to back down like they always do.
Well, and in some of the, let's see if I were talking about in pre-show.
Can we stop letting Maurice have a microphone?
Please.
All she, the only thing she should do on my phone is go, and then be done with it.
Be done.
She can be the female Ron Simmons.
I'm fine with that.
Can we get Nikki not to trash talk, because that was horrible.
I don't know.
That got a little uncomfortable.
No, it's making a Nikki to save the day, T.
Yeah, that's an idea.
Hey, you cursed.
You just cursed.
Sorry, it's suspended one day.
Yes, yes.
And, uh, you just, my speaking of your favorite announcer.
Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.
The Mickey DT, really.
And that's an awesome movie, a great play on words.
It came at the right moment.
The Mickey DT, T.
No, no, the Mickey DT.
The Mickey DT.
Fale.
Fale.
How's he ever did?
He failed in life.
How come, I'm not on the show instead of him.
Doc, you got any more beer.
I do.
I bought to go get some.
Is that what I was saying?
There's about a planet full of people that should have that job.
And you, sir.
And is anybody else noticed that SmackDown's even starting to change
like, differentiate themselves from a production value standpoint?
What do you mean?
They're kind of going old school, where, like, when they had, um,
was it eight, the AJ match, I think, is what it was.
And they actually each cut separate promos and back to back segments.
I like that.
I think it's kind of neat because it gives SmackDown its own kind of feel to it.
Except for the cardboard dump does a super kick to the glass.
That was, that was kind of why.
But you know, by the same token, it's like the young bucks super kicking the camera.
That's kind of old to me, too.
Yeah.
Well, AJ was a Lebanation chamber.
Oh, sorry, Oscars.
Don, you did that already.
I know, but it was there.
You said, right?
Dude, it was, it was old for the first time.
This bit was old by eight's PM central on Monday night.
And they still did it through our two of SmackDown.
Like, when the, when the new talk about the Don Joker,
we talking about, we talking about the chamber joke.
When the new day did it, it was kind of funny.
But then they did it later that night.
And then they did it again on SmackDown.
I was like, yeah, it happened.
We all, we were there.
We saw it.
That's what happened.
We give, all right, we are 33 minutes away from this paper view.
Andrew is not here, but he did send me his picks.
He'll be here for the paper view, though.
So we got that going for us, which is nice.
All right, so let's run the car, gentlemen.
I can wait.
It says the guy who showed up at 550 now.
Because we count the one in the three, not the two in the three.
We have the picks.
The man carries the pick.
I have to do the pick.
See that that's the mystery.
That's what it is.
We have to do the picks.
What do I say is the thing that you was supposed to say?
It's a clamp house.
Okay, I have to start a glee.
Back to you, Rob.
We have no soul.
I can wait.
I know we're going back to Rob.
All right, pre show cruiserweight tag team match.
Rich Swan and Akira Tazawa, or is he spider man?
I don't even know.
Versus the Brian Kendrick and no one darn Andrew is picking the heels.
Steven.
I'm trying to get the first overall pick in the in the 2018 WWE draft.
So I'm going to go with Rich Swan team.
Okay, the the the homeless connection.
Yeah, done.
Who cares, Kendrick.
Well, this is Trump's America.
So I'm going with the Brian Kendrick.
So yeah, LA.
And then the guy is giving the one is what Rich Swan just yields.
Oh, that forgot.
Yeah, you felt that horribly.
You feel that horribly.
Greg, you want to throw something out there.
Rich, Rich, Juan, you can't pick yourself.
I, you say the heels.
All right.
And remember, this is not necessarily now that we're in the main card.
This is not necessarily in the order of the matches.
What happened, this is just the order of importance I give them.
Roman Reigns Braun Strowman.
Don.
Wow, what does that tell you?
Andrew says Strowman about it.
Yeah, I say Strowman too.
Doc, they're not going to dump him.
Build up to WrestleMania.
I'm going for Roman.
All right, LA.
Yeah, Roman's going to get one because Strowman's been
living in all, long, long.
So yeah, all right.
Great.
Strowman.
Peter.
Dada.
Dada.
Dada.
He was a dead dead dead dead.
Dada.
He's a dead.
He's a dead.
He's a dead.
He's a dead.
He's a dead.
Even though I just told you before, he's even by the wrong name.
It's even says Roman.
By the way, my pick for the cruiserweight tag matches.
I'm just going with the faces just because I don't care.
This match.
Strowman has to lose at some points.
Why not have Roman go over because it's going to set up
under taker anyway?
Because he'll be celebrating the Reigns Martins.
He's got to be worthy of undertaker.
So this is what's going to do is.
Sasha Banks.
Nejak's Doc.
Andrew says Sasha Banks.
I'm going with Nejak's because Andrew said that.
Is it 9?
Is it 9?
9 Ajax.
Is it 9 Ajax?
I'm going with 9.
Whatever Andrews 4, I'm against for that.
That's the way it's going to work.
Okay.
Eli.
Naya.
Great.
Naya.
Steven.
I'm going with Sasha Banks because Naya
wears her wrestling attire when people aren't wearing the wrestling attire.
That's because she said that.
Yes.
What did you see?
Did you see when Sasha Banks got jumped in training and everyone's wearing sweats and t-shirts?
And then Naya Jax is the only one wearing her entire wrestling uni.
Don.
So it's only one uni.
I probably fits her.
That's why.
But I'm going to say.
Can you send all the hate mail?
It's not at the clubhouse, but I can't stock top.
No, I can't go with Naya.
They're building her.
I should run out of it.
I'm running out of it.
I'm running out of it.
I'm running out of it.
I'm running out of it.
Oh, geez.
I mean, the rest is not by the way.
The rest is fixed so far.
Are the swan team roman.
Oh, no, he wants strowman and then Sasha Banks.
I'm fixing that for Rd.
This is a weird pick for me because you do it.
You know what?
I'm going to say that.
I'm going to say a double DQ because I think
I think this comes into play later.
Sami Zayn, Samoa Joe, LA.
Two, I'm riding with my butt Joe.
Greg, Joe.
Andrew says Joe is well, Steven.
Is that a question to ask me?
Oh, oh, I mean, I've only been the biggest supporter of the Samoan
submission machine and the suit.
I'm taking the suit.
It's his first pay per view.
He's going to win Joe, obviously.
Doc, I'm actually in agreement.
Samoa Joe needs to push, though.
I think that's what I'm saying, Joe, just because we have
relegated Sami Zayn to job to everybody.
He's the ginger, Dolph Ziggler.
The ginger Ziggler?
Is that where I am?
I don't see the Dolph Ziggler.
All right, next cruiserweight championship on the line.
Neville versus gentleman Jack Gowahar Andrew Siddles.
Well, Andrew's wrong.
Andrew says the Neville.
Greg.
Neville.
Steven.
Not Mary Poppinson.
Okay.
Oh, I'm gonna, uh, Neville.
I think they're going to keep pushing him.
Doc, it's got to be Neville.
I mean, come on.
That all, you know, Queens rules.
I was about to say something, but I appreciate you not doing that.
All right.
I just, I can, there you go.
There's a fist to come.
No way.
I can't believe it.
It's a rip off of the bot villains.
Have a chew.
Have a chew.
I thought he was part of the bot.
No, he's a villains.
He's not.
No, he's a rip off of it.
That's an original character.
It is indeed.
Oh, well, no, he's a crush that.
I just, I had this feeling that you're next.
Your next cruiserweight belt change is going to happen
on 205 live, not at a paper view.
So I'm going to say you have a whole series.
It should be.
It's not February anymore.
Go ahead and pick it up.
It's not February anymore.
You know, we're done with the
filet miana, but you sure you're going to have a skirt steak on his buddy.
So that's your boy.
I will take the cereal box.
You got your jokes from.
Do I want to be nice?
It's a cracker jacket.
Mr. Alcohol.
Gentleman jacket.
Mr. Alcohol.
Oh, I hate melted.
All right.
Well, I'm not going to get the title.
I'm sorry.
He's not going to get the title.
He's winning the menu.
DQ.
Yes.
So once again, sir, by the reverse.
You'd add his stage championship,
not on the line.
So we'll move on.
Which, what was that all about?
I know Jericho got jumped by Kevin Owens at a house show.
Well, it's because he's going to tour Fasi.
Wait, wait, wait.
Jericho has a nice name.
No, he doesn't.
That's something.
It's not on the line.
He's not there.
There's recording the new album.
Jericho's dropping the bill tonight.
To the broomstick.
The broomstick that that the shop was telling you for a moment.
Yeah, but yeah, that take the bill off.
Well, they're going to finish the albums.
Then come back to your resume and then go into it.
Raw, tag team championships on the line.
The club versus Enzo in big cast.
I was going to go around to you.
Well, I just drank my whole cup of hate is because I'm taking the club.
Don, they just give the bells to the club.
They're going to keep them on a club.
Doc, the bill.
I really want Enzo in big cast to win.
But I'm going to have to go with the club.
Oh, I.
The club.
Nerds.
The club.
Great club.
Andrew says.
He says the club.
I don't think it's time for Enzo and Cass yet.
I think that Gowl's an interesting.
They're going to have a better run with this thing.
They're going to walk.
They're going to go to the resume with the belts.
Andrew picked the club.
Do I have to change my answer?
Because he picked the club.
No, you don't have to.
No, I don't have to.
No, I don't have to.
No, I'm sticking with the club.
Raw, women's championship on the line.
Take an L.
Bailey versus Charlotte Flair Don.
Queen of paper.
You're just going to keep that streak going.
Charlotte, men's doc.
I'm not comfortable with hugs.
So I'm going with Charlotte.
Andrew says Bailey, LA.
I'm going to tell you a little flower.
Don't do that.
LA says, David, I think.
There's she's going to keep.
Okay.
You start right there.
Bailey.
Steven.
LA is about to get hit with the chair.
I'm taking Charlotte.
I just don't know that we put this felt back on Charlotte this quick.
I mean, when it's to the point where the new day is making jokes about it,
where they talked about scene at getting 16 times and they said, you know,
Charlotte will do that in the next month.
Yeah, but I think the paper of your street.
That's only what I'm saying that the only reason I'm still not.
I'm not going to bail you whole time.
And your main event allegedly.
Universal championship on the line.
Russ says Bailey, by the way.
Kevin Owens cold beer.
And Andrew says Kevin Owens dock.
What?
Yeah, the big one for.
There's so many different ways.
I think Goldberg will probably do it.
But I think there'll be a screw job by Jericho coming into the ring.
All right, I'm a Goldberg.
By the way, I said earlier the thing about Sasha.
I think she interferes in the women's chambers.
I'm a Goldberg.
I'm a Goldberg.
LA.
Oh, doesn't win?
Not on this ramp.
Fair enough.
Steven.
The field.
Don't take it Goldberg.
Yeah, the field and I give put a point on the line.
That's under three minutes.
You know what, if this match goes longer than three minutes, oh,
Owens wins.
There's going to be shenanigans with Jericho.
And well, you've also got the Lesner angle to look at.
You know, shenanigans are going to happen.
The IWC also went crazy this morning because Amazon put up an ad for the paper view.
That had Owens.
I haven't said I had Goldberg.
Lesner and take her on it.
So I don't know if that has any bearing on anything.
I just don't see Goldberg jobbing to Kevin Owens.
I just don't.
It's going to be shenanigans and really the only way this Lesner Goldberg match has any
heat for WrestleMania at all is if there's something on the line.
Because otherwise, that that will be the match.
Everybody goes and grabs refreshments during.
Well, my, my thing is like, like, Goldberg said,
you know, it's going to be the spear, the jet, you know, the jackhammer boom over.
You know, I think that's what we said by the rock and so I think under three minutes.
I don't see this when I was almost because you you kill Owens credibility entirely.
If it's like a three minute match like that.
Well, we just kill Brock Lesner.
So, but our, but let me ask you this though.
By the logic, we just spoke about if Owens takes the belt to WrestleMania.
Do you really have Owens Jericho for the universal title at WrestleMania?
Apollo Cruze versus Jericho.
It will be longer than three minutes though.
That's all I'm saying.
I don't know.
I don't know that I don't know the Goldberg wants to go with that wrong.
I just, I've lost so much faith in this thing.
Because I still like Bill Goldberg.
I'm still a fan.
I think he's a great guy.
He does a lot for the community.
He gives back.
I just have lost so much faith in this with the way these last two encounters with with Lesner have gone with
Doc doesn't like Goldberg for gold.
No, Goldberg's going to weigh out of a DQ so therefore Kevin retains the belt.
That's how it's going to go down.
There will be a DQ Goldberg.
It'll go to Goldberg being getting the win but Kevin Owens retains the belt.
All right.
I just, I think I, to me, Goldberg has to win this belt because it gives you some weird reason
to watch that match in WrestleMania.
It's not Goldberg 3 because the first four, four, whatever.
This is what we're going to sort out.
No, it's because the first ones are so incredible.
What did the pace the third time count the rumble?
What the hell do I know?
I'm proud of this.
Wow, that's a, I mean, one on one matches.
The first two one on one matches.
It's going to be Goldberg, Lesner, WWE, Universal Title.
We all know it and he's already done.
All right, so Steven, as the card stands right now, great the card.
I'm being generous tonight.
I'm saying C plus.
All right, done.
Let's see.
Doc, I'm giving a C minus, unless there's like ladders or something in this thing.
LA.
I'm just excited for friends.
Yeah, I think that Charlotte's match is going to kind of.
So you said C?
Yes, I can't see one.
See mine, it's okay.
Great.
For me, like I, you guys know that I am the perveyor of the silver lining.
So he's going to say B.
I'm really not.
I can't, I can't find a silver lining in this card.
Yeah, I'm sitting around, I'm sitting around, I'm sitting around.
I'm going to sit right in the middle.
I am, I'm going to sit right in the middle and say a solid C at best.
I just, there's not, there's nothing.
I could hear you with a headset, McFly.
Can we please do, can we please, can we please, can we please do one thing, Rob?
Pins on what it is.
Can we please regrade elimination chamber after, since we saw it now, what we really thought after seeing it?
It's so difficult.
Was I right on the grading for elimination chamber?
Because, oh, I want to talk about that last paper view.
Because it's so wonderful, because I fell asleep during you did fall asleep during it.
So was it an F?
No, it, it or he's not thinking that because it got a D minus.
Well, he, he fell asleep, so it's an incomplete because he didn't watch the whole.
I'm giving it a D minus, so the reason it's not after seeing the loss of title in
pretty white one.
That's only reason it's getting a D minus and seven F.
That should have given the F.
I want to go out in the bonus bed.
That, that paper view was bad.
It wasn't capital punishment, bad, but it was bad.
It always, that's always the limit.
Because that's the, that is the art of war of paper view.
For those of you that don't know what I talk about when I say that,
I gauge Wesley Snipes is the art of war as the litmus test by which all things suck.
So like, what I see this movie again before I would watch the art of war again,
which is why capital punishment is the art of war of paper views.
December, does this member was worse than?
I can't promise to get the money to pay for you.
That was worse than that.
I bet you.
December to dismember.
Maybe the first NWO uncensored.
Maybe.
Not the sold out, but the answer.
No, no, that was sold out, was it.
The one that was all in black and white in Empty Arena.
Yeah, that might, that might could give capital punishment run for its money.
And Super Bowl halftime heat.
Maybe.
People over there, what's up?
Me, you throw a cotton candy.
That was sold out with the sold out.
What's up?
You're really showing your true colors tonight, I love it.
I show them every day, you don't want to show this, buddy.
You could wear a helmet, really shit, shrink during these more.
How a hate metal, too.
Ellen, are you still there?
Not by much.
All right, we are 17 minutes away from this paper view, so we're going to go get settled.
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You just scared the crap that we're going to get to the line.
We are, but we're still talking to Stephen.
Okay, I'm sorry.
Doc, please.
I have the chair if you need it.
You have the chair?
Yes, John Howes are a little bit.
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