Special Edition WWE Extreme Rules 2013

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It is Sunday night.
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It is 403 on the west coast.
It is the 19th of May in the year of our Lord 2013.
That can only mean one thing.
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I am the executive producer of this thing and the man that jungles all the chainsaws.
To my right, usually he's across the desk from me, but we're not in studio tonight.
So to my right, he is my co-host.
You look very, very chill tonight, sir.
He is Chad, thank you sir.
That is not a sound bite.
If you heard that in the background, it means we are live at Fox and Hound in Richardson
Texas.
It is the pre-show for WWE Extreme Rules.
You here enjoy us.
We are just west of 75 on Campbell Road right behind the McDonald's.
Five bucks get you in the door.
You can pay $55 at the house.
I'm not here to judge you outwardly.
Importantly, that's different.
But you can spend an eleventh of what you would spend at home, plus taps.
Come here, watch the paper view with us.
We're here every paper view.
The empire is slowly, was surely trickling in.
The official fact checker of the show, fun, done, go, is with us and he brought up last week
on the show that we had two paper views in 13 weeks.
What a dry spell.
I know.
But we are here live, make sure you come join us, great food and drink specials all night
long.
We're going to get you ready for the paper view, we're going to give you some headlines.
We're going to go run the card for you, we're going to grade the card.
We have some stuff to talk about, not a ton of stuff.
We got some stuff to talk about.
First thing first, this may be, could this be a first that we have to do this here
live?
I think so.
I don't recall ever doing this before.
In the background right now, you hear Airborne's live it up, that is the official
theme for WWE of Street Rules, from the album Black Dog Barking.
Sounds like a Surade's clue.
In the first time ever at a live box in Hound show, we've got corrections.
Were they sent in by Donna, did you find these on her own?
I found these on my own, actually, sir.
Well, they're not as much corrections as maybe follow-ups.
Because last week on the show, we talked about Seth Meyers leaving Saturday Night Live,
because he will be hosting late night, replacing Jimmy Kim.
I'm going to be found.
I screwed that up again.
Did it again?
I don't know what will replace Jay Leno, but we thought maybe he would leave after
last night's season finale of SNL, that is not the case.
He will actually work about half of next season before he leaves to go do late night.
Also, and once he leaves, your longest tenure in SNL cast number will be Keenan Thompson.
God, who's now been there for 10 years, if you can believe that half of Keenan and
Keel has been on SNL for 10 years, and behind him is Bobby Moynihan at five years.
So, a lot of new blood in SNL right now, and an armistice in his out as well.
Armistice in and Sudakas, and Hater.
That makes me sad.
Wow.
And the Veneer and Kids.
Also, pretty much, we said last week on the show that 24 would be returning next summer.
The original story said there would be 13 episodes that will only be 12.
A 24.
That would be 12 episodes, not 13.
Now it's 12.
But it's going to be 12.
They haven't said it.
It's going to be 12.
Two hour episodes or 12.
One hour episodes.
The rumor right here is going to be 12.
One hour episodes, because they won't be back to backlight, then call it 12, rather than 24.
No, because 24 is already greatness.
Normally on our show, we are your one-stop shop for all things sports and entertainments,
especially last week's show, the entertainment was very heavy, and I'm not talking
about the headlines.
There's a reason last week's episode is titled What It Is.
That's all I'm saying.
But since we're here live at Fox and Hound, we're going to be wrestling intensive.
Because it's a wrestling pre-show, we have to be wrestling intensive.
So let us get started on the wrestling talk.
Oh, that's coming.
For those of you that we're looking for tickets to buy 12 rounds reloaded at your local
theater, you're not going to be able to.
Oh, darn it.
The Randy Orton feature 12 rounds reloaded, which is just the same exact story, except
the first time around, Sina was a cop, but now Orton is a paramedic, so that makes it a
different story.
I guess that's going straight to DVD.
So now it's so prepared to log out and buy tickets, probably on Don's favorite side.
Oh, that's why that's why I did that for you.
I didn't want you to be upset when you found out you were going to be able to see a theater.
So Brod is Clay, gets a theatrical release and the Orton does this.
I'm just saying it.
This theatrical release made like four cents.
It's a four cents more than they have when you start it.
So you say it.
Don't think it's going to make it's budget.
What if the budget's like 100 grand, it will make the budget better.
Get out of that.
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That Rob Irvin, ERVIN.
I have at Chad N.B.G.
69.
Bond Don Gold.
Do I get hazard pay for this show?
He's done.
Do it.
Mode me down.
And you're Stone Cold sober?
I don't know if we can confirm or deny that.
Also, I don't know if you guys are there's a story that hit the press yesterday.
I don't know if you saw it.
A WWE Superstar will be running for Senate against Republican Lamar Alexander.
This is a real thing.
Glenn Jacobs, you know him is Kane, running for Senate and DC.
I'm assuming without the mask.
I'm not here to make assumptions.
But apparently he's running with the libertarian party.
The rumor is he really does know the issues.
If he had the pyro that wouldn't make it to baits that much more fun, there are so
many jokes here.
I don't even know where to start.
But this is a thing, sir.
Kane is running for Senate.
He's definitely seriously mulling it over.
Even after seeing how Lennon McMahon got her tail handed to her.
How about how great would that be if he won?
That would be pretty damn funny.
Jesse Ventura.
So I had to say.
I'm just, I'm gonna let that marinate for just a second.
Senator Glenn Jacobs.
See, I would save the pyro for every time he walks into the Senate.
Senator Isaac Yankham.
In my previous career as a dentist.
Yeah, I play a game on Lions called Lysewaterage when the people who make you don't
know Jack.
And they had a whole game that was just facts about Kane.
Are you serious?
Hand of God.
I won it.
I got them all.
Oh, I'm shocked.
I got them all.
I'm shocked.
I think it's the only time I've ever gotten everything right in that team.
So let's talk about Raw.
And I have the right theme this time.
It's been a lot of money on wrestling movies.
Yeah, I just got an email that said the clubhouse is live on your screen.
Oh, that's good to know.
What a coincidence.
Sure story.
So Raw.
Here's my first thing about Raw.
We're going to spend a lot of time on the opening segment of Raw.
Because that was probably about the best thing Raw had Monday night.
Are we officially now over a year?
Yeah.
So Raw.
Here's my first thing about Raw.
We're going to spend a lot of time on the opening segment of Raw.
Because that was probably about the best thing Raw had Monday night.
Are we officially now over using the phrase for the first time ever?
Oh, gosh.
They've overkill that time.
I'm just going.
Really?
For the first time ever, a dance off between Fondango and Jericho for the first time ever.
Because it doesn't normally win the game.
That I missed the first time it happened when you hear the phrase for the first time ever.
You better kind of grit your teeth.
So this is going to suck.
And didn't it really technically happen?
Go, no.
So the next time it happens, it'll still be for the first time.
But you know what would have made that dance contest better if it never happened?
Well, there's that.
What would have made the dance contest better is if we had actually gotten a Cha Cha version of this.
If they had Fondango to Jericho's theme, that would have made me happy.
I'm telling you, give me the book and an open checkbook for a year.
That's all I'm saying.
This never should have seen the light of day.
But, you know, of course the dance contest does not go off this plan.
It's like a contract signing.
You're thinking it's really going to happen.
It's just a surprise of no one.
Although you know my favorite contract signing of all time.
We've talked about this on the show.
Your favorite contract signing ever was in TNA.
It was Mick Foley and Kevin Nash.
Where it happened and Mick went.
So nobody's going to go through the table.
Oh, he just puts it down.
And Kevin said, hey, pay me.
I ain't doing.
And Mick was like, no seriously.
Nobody's going through the table.
I mean, I guess how I need to put himself through the table.
That just made me happy.
Greatest contract signing of all time.
Why does it sound like every time that plays,
it sounds like somebody here is doing it.
Yeah.
I just died.
Christopher Cross is busted into a solo.
Winston, you're in it.
My inner.
Let's give some love to some signs in the crowd from Monday night.
Fun, dongleberry.
Funny.
Give some love to that.
Fun, dongle yourself.
Walk in the line.
Somebody saw Argo.
Oh, Doyle, right back rules.
Oh.
I bet.
Oh, Doyle was scratched out.
Funny.
And I think the winner for Monday night.
Sandhouse stole my dad's robe.
Probably my favorite sign on Monday.
The signs have been getting better.
We had to abandon sign of the week for a long time because the signs were just sucking
at a certain point.
Oh, my dad's robe.
And I have a new tag team idea.
Yeah.
And Steven, you got to back me up on this.
Bring back Dustin Rhodes.
Fun, dongle dust.
Where do you get this stuff?
Because I'm a genius.
Fun, dongle dust.
Yes, really.
Although Brandon joining us posted the day on Facebook last night.
Because I learned yesterday that friend of the show, Lonnie Hart invented Dallas.
And Brandon's reaction was, wait a minute, Ruby Sessions is a liar.
And yes, she is.
Boy, I got quiet.
Here quick.
Like three people went, I get that reference.
Tell, tell.
That's genius.
I got to give it to him.
And but Charlotte gets joker the week.
No, and I think you know what you want to talk.
Yeah.
Although our sister will not be joining us today.
She's at the range of games tonight.
The rangeers take preference over us.
Which makes me sad.
But you know what?
Speaking of that opening segment.
Respect for Jared to Jericho for actually selling this program.
Because you got to think he and his head he's going.
Am I really selling to this guy?
I feel like it's a slap on the face.
I was Jericho.
Sorry, I dropped him.
What's he know what?
Here you go.
This is why I love the live shows.
This is why I love the live shows.
Did he do crank before he got here or something?
But I was reading an interview today.
I can't remember offhand who the interview was with.
But they were saying that Johnny Curtis who's defend
Dango character.
Right.
That this guy really could be the future superstar in the Federation.
That he takes.
He takes the craft very seriously.
And that he really, I mean, God bless him.
You talk about making lemonade out of lemons.
Do you want an extinct?
I don't understand.
But they better start showing his ability real fast.
And I'm not talking about his fake dancing ability.
But just remember you got to let the evolved breathe.
What?
Five.
You got to let you got to let it breathe.
Here we go.
LA will show you how to do it.
You have to let the A's breathe.
It's five.
Go.
Does this show have an HR department because I'm very uncomfortable.
That's why I was just looking this way.
I want to take just a moment and talk about my leader.
Not sting because we're not there yet.
But my current wrestling leader.
I want to talk about him for just a minute.
Thank you.
You know me.
I'm a fan of Zach Rider.
I want that belt.
I want the internet championship belt.
Could be the most genius belt of all time.
But I had a thought.
For those of you that listen to the show,
you know that lately I've been catching up on a podcast by somebody else.
I listen to a lot of different podcasts because as a podcaster,
I like to know what's going on in the world of podcasting.
For those of you that don't know,
Stone Cold has a podcast.
It's called the Steve Austin Show.
Buckle up.
The Kevin Nash interview I thought was brilliant.
I'm a great kid.
It's not for the family.
Don't get it twisted.
Oh no.
But he brought something up and made me think about Zach Rider.
Is Zach Rider the new Barry Horowitz?
Uh, no, I don't think so.
Because if you, for those of you that don't go back that far,
Barry Horowitz was part of a group who basically they called them JOTS.
Job or JTCS.
Job or to the stars.
I think he won like three matches in his entire career.
But his whole job was to go out and basically make guys look better.
When you had shows like super stars in wrestling challenge,
and Zach Rider is becoming that guy.
Go out and put somebody over.
Because I like Zach Rider.
But I can't win his way out of a paper bat.
He may be that guy now.
But I don't think Barry ever got to push the way Zach got last summer.
Because I mean, great to I respect Barry Horowitz.
Because these were the guys that made superstars.
Right.
I don't want you to understand it.
Because we guys like Barry Horowitz or the Brooklyn brawler.
Guys like that.
Right.
But that's when he's turning like they're turning Zach Rider into you.
If he's coming out, God bless it.
He's losing.
That's all I'm saying.
He's the dust pan to the midcard.
Basically.
And if you know anything about this show,
you know that I've taken Michael Cole under my wing.
I'm trying to help Michael Cole become a better announcer.
Lost cause.
This week's tip to Michael Cole.
I know the paper view tonight is in St. Louis.
Okay.
St. Louis is the hometown of Randy Orton.
We all know that.
But the crowd in St. Louis can't be the sixth man unless Randy Orton is in a 10 man tag match.
I mean, it's my, it's my public school math not serving me here.
No, you're on point.
You're going to be the sixth man.
No, because he's wrestling by himself, Cole.
He can have home court advantage and that's fine, but they can't be the sixth man.
Or unless he's in a really bad way in St. Louis, but moving on.
I don't know what to wish that on anybody.
Speaking of which fort tonight and I just got reminded by the WWE app because we're going to talk about that here in a minute.
Mick Foley has said he will be at the paper view tonight.
In some capacity he's not saying what, but Mick will be there tonight.
Shouldn't we be worried now?
I don't know, but I think that segway is a snison to this next point.
Now, I'm not real hip to the kids with the clothes in the hair.
Be the first to tell you that.
And I'm not real sure.
But the WWE have an app.
Because they didn't mention it every five minutes during that show Monday night.
At least they backed off a tout a little bit.
Well, it's because they're too busy blowing smoke up the app.
Whoa, you see what I did there?
That was close.
Played play on words.
Thank you very much.
Smartest man a lot.
I may be kind of wins a little bit.
And I was about to say, careful.
But I just want to go cold.
We get it.
I have the app.
I baited tested it.
I know.
By the way, props to the guys from bottle rocket apps.
They are doing an amazing job on that app.
And I'm saving my next suggestions for next time I talk to them because I have a suggestion for them to use.
Because that's how I roll.
And as I was watching, Lesner, Monday night.
You know I am the king of the random thought.
Yes.
I will squirrel on you.
You know, from my, up squirrel.
I will do that in a heartbeat.
And I thought to myself as Lesner was facing Triple H.
How do guys like Brock Lesner wear ear buds?
Every time he comes, that makes his interest.
As long as it's like he's immediately got to go to the bathroom.
It's better.
He's jumping around.
It looks like he's got to be real bad.
Jump around.
Come on.
Jump around.
Not where I was going with that.
But okay.
I just, I don't know.
I was looking at Lesner.
I'm like, he has to wear full-blown earphones because he can't wear ear buds.
Maybe Dr. Dre will make some beats just for him.
Another doctor.
Very reference.
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Don't go.
I don't sense he's already bought my birthday gift,
which I don't know if I should be physically frightened.
Probably.
Charlotte Parker on Pinterest and your lovely wife who is on British descent
is Jules Wamicon Pinterest.
I don't do Pinterest.
There's like a guy version of Pinterest now.
Instead of like a pin board.
You have a work bench.
It's a pegboard.
Pictures.
Time to talk about impact for a minute.
I mean for a minute.
Because impact was rough to get through this week.
It truly was.
It was tough to feel it.
We talked about last week on the show
how there was an incident two weeks ago on impact.
Where you had your number one contender for the tag titles match
and areas in route came out first,
but Tristie Hemie introduced them as bad influence
and Austin areas got a little testy
and put his crotch in her face.
Classic.
That happened.
Apparently he has now been fined by TNA
for the incident.
Dixie's not saying how much.
But she's saying that there has been a fine.
You can distract it again.
No, not done.
That's something for later in the show.
Okay.
So there has.
And he has officially privately apologized
to Tristie Hemie, which she has accepted.
Well that's good.
That will will there.
Well I mean it's just about being a professional.
It's nothing else.
I like a double.
Don't get me wrong.
But that was out of hand.
That should not have happened.
Mysteries.
You're better than that sir.
As you like to say.
To me quite often when I do cheesy bits.
And some that you're going to learn.
No.
No.
Dixie.
By the way, if you're a fan of Zima, Ion.
Zima's going to be out for a while.
He has appendicitis.
And it was they were looking at his appendix.
They have found that he has a tumor on his colon.
Oh God.
There is a fundraising website up for his help to help him
with his medical expenses.
I can't remember the site off hand.
I think I've got my email.
If I still have my email.
But yeah, but this is a real thing.
Zima Ion.
I'm not a big fan of the character.
But you never wish this on anyone.
No.
No.
Absolutely not.
I don't have the email with me anymore.
James Thorne.
We don't have an update.
I'm surprised they didn't edit that segment out of impact.
He went to the hospital last week with a torn ab to been muscle.
We have not gotten an update of if he's going to miss Lama Versary or not.
I have not heard anything.
I kind of similar what happened with the rock.
Yeah, but rock had other things going on.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I mean, I was part of it.
Dixie Carter doesn't interview with something called digital spy.
What do you think about this story?
Not, not that.
She says in this interview that she is open to do a crossover show with TNA guys and WWE guys.
I bet she is.
But she doesn't think WWE would go for it.
Let me explain some of you, Mr. Carter.
God bless you.
First of all, she's got a total idiot.
Well, here's the thing.
Unless you've got Vince scared.
Which you don't.
Which he knows.
I mean, I'd be, I mean, we went to Slime of Versary last year.
Chris, your Christian was there.
Which is kind of cool.
I would love to see this.
Don't get me wrong.
But it won't happen.
No, not going to happen.
Unless it's like a house show in Anchorage.
There is no parallel universe that exists.
That this would ever happen.
Maybe, maybe I need to be our list for next week.
If this happened, what matches would you like to see?
With this current roster, I'm going to give you a week to think about it.
Oh, dude.
We call that a tease.
Sir, you've got a week to think about it.
Because you've got the list next week.
If I'm not mistaken, that ain't going to be my list.
Just say it.
Because I wouldn't, I would be able to come up with three matches.
Much less to it.
We need to be able to sit down.
We'll put our heads together and come up with something.
Okay, because there's no way I can do that one.
I don't watch TNA enough.
Or do you.
No, I don't.
But really, definitely not impacts.
Well, I was watching it.
Maybe take notes.
So it had no impact on me.
I see what you did there.
I do.
I'm not giving you any credit for it.
But I see what you did there.
You are listed at Clubhouse.
We are live at Box in Hound and Richardson Texas.
One of our favorite places to be.
But I'm not in the studio.
The show's going on.
I'm here.
The home away from home.
It is our home away from home.
Royce and the crew always been great to us.
Almost two and a half years we've been here doing this.
We're looking forward to.
To watching this paper.
You that starts in 30 minutes.
Which means the YouTube pre show is on the air right now.
I rely.
It's not.
It's going to be any minute.
I've got to pull it up there.
But it hadn't started.
But you know, we do realize we redo rely on the Empire.
I saw a couple of three people have the app open.
They will update us on what's going on with the YouTube show.
And it happens.
I think it just now.
Remember, get here.
Watch the paper.
Remember me with us.
Five bucks gets you in the door for WWE Extreme Rules.
Which will be live from St. Louis tonight.
We're going to get settled in.
We're going to watch in here ourselves.
Remember your next paper view is WWE payback.
It's on Father's Day.
Again.
Like the third year in a row.
They've done a paper view on Father's Day.
June the 16th.
From the all state arena.
In Illinois.
That's got Combs burnt.
They actually.
Is that.
Combs burnt?
Yep.
Friend of the show.
Combs?
Not the guy from 30 Rock.
No.
.com had that name before they were started off.
Yes.
Just put that out because I gave it to her.
Five bucks gets you in the door.
Use that other 50 bucks you wouldn't spend plus tax on the paper view.
And get some great food.
Not only do they have soft pretzels.
Which you know, I am a fan of.
Oh indeed.
They have soft pretzel sticks now.
Sir.
That is mighty funny.
And it's starting to fill up in here.
Hey, Empire is showing up.
Get here so you can get a good sea.
We've already got pool tables covered.
So we've got enough room for everybody.
Get here.
I know this coming Saturday.
You've got UFC.
You know they're going to have that here.
I love this place.
I truly truly do.
There's no other place.
I don't want to watch the paper view.
Because in our time.
We have been different places to watch paper views.
And I'm going to dare to say this is the best place that we've been able to watch.
Hands down.
And I'm not saying that just because we're here.
The Empire's here.
We love it when the Empire shows up.
Remember, listen to our normal show every Sunday, 97.
We'll be back in the studio next week.
If you want to call what we do normal, then normal for us.
There's that we're grading on a curb, sir.
Pre-show is on the air, by the way.
The YouTube pre-show is on the air.
Is it?
Okay.
So we are underway from St. Louis Arena.
They're not in the ring yet, but they're doing a countdown.
And there will be a 30 minute post show on the app and on YouTube and on things of
it's ill.
Yahoo.
Xbox 360, all that good stuff.
So that's going to happen.
And we've got Wi-Fi here.
If you're listening to the show right now, that's why you're listening to the show because of the Wi-Fi.
That we have right here at Boston Health.
Let's talk a little SmackDown headline.
Shall we?
Let's do.
I don't have a tasty beverage.
I would say I'd take a sip of my tasty beverage on a piece of it.
I don't care what y'all say.
A couple of matches not scheduled on the card tonight, and I'm a little confused.
We do not have your intercontinental title on the line.
And we do not have a divas match tonight.
So no opportunity for a restaurant break.
Oh, no.
There's no opportunity for a restaurant break on this card.
I was kidding.
But do we have a divas match last year at a tree most?
Don't check.
Don't go.
He's the official back checker in the show.
Because God knows I've never been accused of being a smart man.
Not by me anyway.
Oh, we missed the headline from earlier.
Video game fans.
That's a young man with a WWE 13 shirt on just reminded me.
We have a release date for this year's WWE video game.
It will be called WWE 2K 14.
And it will release on October the 29th.
Two days before I got to go to House of Blues.
That seems to be their target.
That's that they always release at the last week of October the last two years.
Two days later we'll be at the House of Blues.
And they're seeing here come the mummies.
One of the greatest fans on God's Green Earth.
You don't know who here come the mummies are.
They're not for the whole family.
But go to here come the mummies.com.
They're brand new album release this week.
It's just, again, not for the whole family.
Tom's not too bad.
But yeah, it is.
He's talking about walk the line.
Well, you know, they do the more of me under the line because they're mummies.
Just a shuffle the line.
Shuffle the line.
WWE has donated $1.2 million over the next three years for concussion research.
Well, play, especially given right now, you've got your world champion.
It's out with concussion symptoms.
Don's bringing me something here.
Oh, we did have a diva's belt.
A diva's match last year at Extreme Rules.
As Leila defeated Nikki Bella for the diva's title.
Oh, okay, okay.
Is that the bond don't go on the jobs?
Did that signal their way out?
Was that their farewell match?
Was that the Bella's beer?
I've been.
And they're back already.
NXT has cut some talent back.
Including Derek Bateman.
He was an NXT of television guy.
Breyley Pierce, whose name you would only know because he is Dolph Ziegler's little brother.
Percy Watson, if you remember him from season two of NXT.
And Sakamoto.
Ten size.
Oh, buddy.
Ten size whipping has been released from NXT.
But apparently this is the time of your NXT does a lot of their releases anyway.
That guy couldn't get your break to save this life.
The CW has verified that Saturday morning slam will be back for a second season.
So the 19 of you that watched that show.
I was like, have you been happy?
Have you watched that even once?
I've watched the commercial for a couple of times.
Is that going?
Because you aren't given much of a choice.
It's Saturday morning.
You don't sleep at this true.
I'm just saying.
Even if you weren't sleeping though, would you watch it?
And for those of you that were hoping to see the triple threat ladder match tonight.
That's for you, Steven.
I got the updated theme for you, sir.
Steven is not even listening.
You should see having his own side conversation.
I get the new Ziegler theme for him.
He's not even listening.
Steven.
I got this for you.
And you're not even listening.
I've had the old Ziegler theme forever.
I finally get the new one.
I got a lot of wrestling teams this week.
But the plan is still to have the triple threat ladder match at that some point.
They're talking perhaps Summerslam for it, which as we know, Summerslam's a great
time for ladder matches.
Yes.
Through the grass, the greatest ladder matches of our time have been at Summerslam.
So if you were hoping for that match tonight instead of the one on one ladder match for the number one
contender ship, that will still happen at some point.
So expect there this whole...
There go Del Rio.
Slagger thing to stick around for a minute.
Gosh.
I hate to hear him say his name.
That's why I do it that way, because I know I don't check out.
Oh, not you.
Oh.
And from the department of, I never thought I'd play this next song on this show again.
Somebody has been granted an ROH title shot in Baltimore at their June 23rd TV tapings.
Nope, not that one.
That one.
I'm gonna let this play for just a second, because it starts kind of slow.
A name that's...
Not really been bansing around a lot lately.
The credit cards and memories all dumped into the sea.
I guess that I'm still surprised has not gone to TNA.
Given that maybe there's somebody else he knows that she's there.
That might be related to him.
And his name is Matt Hardy.
He will get his shot at whoever the...
He's right now, we don't know who the champion is going to be yet.
One of the briskos has their title.
And we'll be wrestling his brother.
He's everyone doesn't have a title.
At their next eye paper, because they don't do regular favories, as we're all in the internet.
So Matt's gonna get an ROH title shot.
Go good for him.
Go good for him.
Good on you, Matt.
Like finally got his hand on straight.
Well, I'm not saying that.
For the time being anyway.
I just wish there was a better way to watch ROH.
I enjoyed watching it on HDNA.
Let me just another hour of my week taken up.
But...
That hour that you really didn't have to do.
And now they've got like Matt Hardy and they've got Maria Canelis.
And Maria still looks great, by the way.
And I'll put that out there.
But it's hard enough to get through TNA.
I can't imagine this any easier get through it.
I enjoyed ROH.
I enjoyed their products.
That roster's pretty thin though.
But it's a lot of guys you don't know.
Yeah.
This is the promotion that gave us some Moa Joe.
And see him fun.
Let's talk some back down a little bit.
Got the news back down.
Thank you.
You're welcome.
Seven Lions born to run.
Seven Lions is one word.
One word.
Really?
It's the number seven in the word Lions all mashed together.
Okay.
Could you have a bigger waste of an opening segment.
And you had on SmackDown Friday night.
Because they're talking about extreme rules.
And I think I counted it five times this following was said.
Extreme rules means there are no rules.
Wait, wait, wait, hold on.
So extreme rules means that there are no rules.
In the immortal words of Lloyd Christmas.
I was way off.
So they've missed title this paper here.
There's like really Frenchy.
Frenchy said that.
Frenchy in order.
It's hard enough to watch raw.
I sometimes I just can't saddle myself.
So this was the fact that Fondon go brought to me.
Apparently the WWE put up one of their facts.
That John Cena has more Facebook followers.
Did any star in the NFL, eventually baseball, NHL or the MMA?
Uh-huh.
Notice something missing there?
The NBA.
Oh, the NBA.
Okay.
I think Kobe Bryant got more followers in one day than John Cena has a mask period.
I'm sure your leader does too.
It's not my leader.
He just plays for my team.
I was not on the bronze fan before he came to the mining.
I'm a Miami Heat fan, sir.
Down since day one.
Make no mistake.
I know.
Not my leader.
He's not the sharpest knife in the drawer.
But he's got a ring.
Let's do this here.
Kitty Kitty.
So.
It was good to see the Usos as we're seeing them on the pre show right now on free for all.
It was good to see them finally get back on TV and get to do their whole opening.
Oh, wait a minute.
You got to wrestle the shield.
Sorry.
Poor guys.
Just get a squash match.
And we've got to go back to talk about.
Down's favorite wrestler.
And we're going to wind him up again.
Good.
This is the first time we've been playing the same wrestler steam twice in one show.
You feel like.
Who's that guy that's Ricky Drew bases best friend that was that they were on extras?
Oh, I don't know.
I just even march it.
Is that his name?
March it.
I think that's his name.
Is that my right on that jewel?
Is that his name?
And now just because your wife is up, British descent.
That's about the same.
She knows it.
I just know that she knows it.
So I'm waiting for that.
She's from the UK.
Do you know him?
Jewel.
She doesn't want to speak that.
I'm sure.
A lot.
You don't know about your wife who's up British descent.
I don't.
She doesn't have a phone.
That's beyond the point.
That is semantics.
Sorry.
She has him on carrier pigeon speed dial now.
Now.
And this is why we bring up Bondon Go.
Send him a raven.
Send him a raven.
With his new trunks.
Then somebody make those out of leftover birthday wrapping paper from 1983.
I'm just asking.
Everything about his guy irritates me.
Like, I'm expecting like cheesy holograms to show up in his trunks.
Oh, I'm...
Watch it happen tonight.
From masters of the universe.
That's the universe.
Or mask.
Mask who say that?
He's alive.
He's alive.
He's alive.
I'm one of nine people that remembers that show.
Yeah.
I have also determined.
Contrary to put people think or popular belief.
John Denver lives.
And his name is Deb Colter.
Oh.
Oh.
He's short.
He's got the mustache.
If he breaks into take me home country roads tonight, I call that.
When did John Denver have a dot?
When did John Denver have a mustache at one point?
What are you talking about?
John Denver lives in his name is Deb Colter.
John Denver.
I don't think John Denver ever had facial hair.
If he breaks into take me home country roads tonight,
I'm still the smartest man.
Okay.
Keep telling yourself that.
Mr. Delugional.
John.
We have a view brand new shirts at www.shop.com.
We do.
A new Ziegler shirt, which I'm very impressed with.
But the one I want to talk about is this guy.
I don't know if you saw Mrs. New T shirt or not, but I'm on board.
You described it, too.
The front of it looks like a one at and this has haters wanted.
Out on the back is says because the old ones are starting to like me.
On board.
That will happen when you have a face turn.
And you grow hair.
And you grow hair.
He's got more hair now than he's ever had in his career in this company.
By the way, still waiting for this match to start on you.
Are we still?
Yep.
You didn't miss you miss SmackDown, didn't you?
Of course I did.
Great bid on SmackDown before Alberto Del Rio came out.
Lilian and Ricardo Rodriguez switched bits.
She introduced him in Spanish and he introduced Del Rio in English.
She introduced Ricardo in Spanish.
She goes, allow me to return the favor.
And he said ladies and gentlemen, www.presents.
I was like, okay, funny.
That's cool.
How can I clap?
Because we always clap for Lilian Garcia.
Marks.
Absolutely.
Marks.
All right.
We're running short on time.
So it's time to run the cart.
This is a no specific order.
This is just the order I think of importance in the cart.
Your YouTube pre show that is on right now because we are 15 minutes away.
The Miz versus Cody Rhodes.
Pick your winner, sir.
Miz.
There's nothing on the line.
I'm going the other way.
Because this doesn't advance anything.
No, it doesn't.
And Cody has the mustache.
And he had a blue captain kangaroo jacket on the other night, which I very much.
What?
He was doing a Recyte commentary.
And he had like a blue jacket, boost suit jacket that had white piping around.
I'm like, do you have the kangaroo where that?
Oh, he's there.
And imagine that I don't know the last time we saw one of these.
In a four corners strap match.
Sheamus and Mark Henry.
Well, what's our rule though for the go home show?
Get the beat down at the go home show when in the paper.
Right.
I think sheamus wins this.
For those of you that don't know how this works, both wrestlers will be on either end of a leather strap.
And you must incapacitate your opponent long enough that you can tap all four turn buckles.
This is huge in the late 80s.
Right.
Dusty Rhodes had some great strap matches back in the day with dirty dick Murdoch.
And I remember Austin had a handful of them in the attitude.
He did.
He did.
But I really can't recall any sense there.
I think sheamus wins this.
But I think you're going to see a lot of.
Well, it's on him because he's so pale.
They're all going to show up.
Yeah.
She's yeah.
In an extreme rules match on extreme rules paper view, go figure.
Frenchy versus Randy Orton.
That's a tough one to call.
I'm going Frenchy.
This Orton's in trouble again.
Oh, that's right.
He is at me.
Allegedly Randy Orton's in trouble again.
Well, then Frenchy's a pretty safe bet that I'll go with you on that one.
Frenchy.
Frenchy.
Frenchy.
Frenchy.
I don't know how he does that bit where he walks over the other dude.
Unless he knows how to shift his weight really well.
He's got a hurt like tail.
How he does what?
When he walks, like steps on the other opponent just walks over them.
Yeah.
Like he just did to sheamus.
What?
It looks like Han stepping on job as tail kind of thing.
Yeah.
Wow.
That was a obscure reference.
I don't know what.
I know.
And a match that I don't know if there's any stipulations to this match.
I don't know if there's any stipulations for Chris Jericho and Fondongo.
I don't think there are.
See they haven't said.
The Don's going to look at it for me.
Jericho's got to get the win back tonight.
You'll let the guy win in WrestleMania.
You've got to get the win back.
Yeah.
And he got made a full out of at Raw.
So.
Yeah.
But any excuse to have that lady from dancing with the stars on my TV.
I'm good with.
We didn't get to see her do so far.
She was on TV.
How you doing?
I doubt she comes out tonight.
But.
If she doesn't good.
Yeah.
She's no Brittany Palmer.
What's out?
Who was at the back some hot 100.
Part of the other night.
Looking exactly what that party said it was.
Better.
Miley Cyrus.
How was she number one on the hot 100?
You're bogging down.
I have a problem.
Moving on.
Just say.
You're not as big as champion chip on the line.
No stipulations in the Christian.
Kofi Kingston versus Dean Ambrose.
This starts the run, sir.
You will have a new US champion.
Yeah.
Yeah.
There's no way he's walking out.
What did I say on the show two weeks ago?
Clean sweep.
The shield has gold.
All three of them by the end of this night.
Because that brings us to tag team championships on the line in a tornado tag team match.
Team Hell no versus the other two thirds of the shield being Roman Reigns and Seth Rollins.
I think you've already heard my predictions there.
Yeah.
I'm right there with you.
The shield walks away each one of them with gold around their waist to night.
I don't mind seeing Seth and Roman get the tag titles.
But I'm just not a fan of Dean Ambrose.
I like him.
He's got the slimy factor.
Oh, he's definitely got that.
In a steel cage.
Triple H Brock Lesnar.
And the what is this doing on the card match?
I still love JB L's prediction that he threw out there.
I miss that.
That he gave.
That he gave.
He gave H the the advantage on this one.
Because of his experience and steel cage matches.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah.
Lesnar has spent a lot of time in.
Well, those are octagons.
These are squares.
Okay.
Yeah.
So there's there's four less side.
So maybe it's going to confuse him.
Because he's able.
In the octagon it's used as a defensive mechanism.
Not as a weapon like it is here in the WWE.
He's right there though.
But he is right there.
There's you can't scrape the guys face on the cage in the octagon.
Yeah.
But if he could he would.
But he can't.
So he won.
But he will hear.
I'm going to call this one a draw.
Just too many shenanigans to count and just goes to the pot.
I just I don't as much as I love Triple H.
I don't care.
Well, and if if we.
And Lesnar always frightens me when he's in the ring.
He just frightens me.
Like I one of these days he's going to snap and pick his in the UFC.
And I quit match for the number one contender ships.
So I gave myself a correction.
It wasn't a ladder match.
And tonight quit match.
Jack Swagger versus Alberto Del Rio.
Well.
Swagger has got a court date coming out.
Right.
Uh.
Here the next couple of weeks.
Yeah.
So.
Do we.
Give him a push.
I don't see how you can.
I think it's got to be tell Rio because a heel versus heel.
World title match.
That's nothing for you.
Right.
Although I would like to see it.
I don't see anything wrong with it.
But I just don't see them giving Swagger a push this close to a court appearance.
Yeah.
And in a last man standing match.
WWE title on the line.
John Cena.
versus right.
God I wish I cared.
Wow.
You wish you.
I really wish I cared.
Well, sir.
Then let me grant your wish.
You can't.
Are you my WWE Genie tonight?
It's time to move the belt.
I know it's only been one paper view.
But how much longer do you make right back the winning board?
And how much longer can you expect seeing it to do this on a busted heel?
They say he's got full mobility in it.
But still, do you want to push your luck?
I just don't know how this one ends.
I can honestly tell you.
I can't predict the booking on this.
And it's so hard to go win loss or.
Shenanigan.
Shenanigan.
Yeah.
Although, you know, my favorite I quit match.
It was Mick.
I can't remember who is wrestling, but they had recorded him saying.
I quit.
I think it was the rock.
Oh, yeah.
And he stuck the microphone and they just played a recording of Mick saying.
I quit.
Yeah.
Now that's good.
Shenanigan.
Yes.
That's quality.
Seven minutes until the pay per view.
Great.
Man.
Great.
Not that great.
Very low sea.
I'm going to go be minus.
Just because I have higher hopes for this pay per view.
Because I think after the empty feeling, a lot of us had at the WrestleMania,
not knowing the background of almost happening at the time.
I think the book's going to get up on this one.
Okay.
So be minus for you.
See minus for me.
There are seven minutes until this pay per view starts.
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A box in hand for hosting us as they do every month.
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Good.
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