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iTunes Exclusive Episode The Death Of Stalin

December 15, 2019 Season 8, Episode 119
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Number 364 Man, that was a lot of reverb.
My name is Rob, I am the executive producer of the clubhouse podcast and, uh, Dostovidanya.
That's all I got.
Joining me in the co-host here is my co-host and a man that accepts his communist ways
and he works on them every day.
He is Chad.
Welcome, sir.
What the heck is that for?
I don't know.
Also with us is the official fact checker of the show and a man that's not afraid to root
for America in Rocky IV.
You may know him as fond, don't go but his mama name in the down ford, I call him Don Ford
Welcome, so.
Part of that was filmed in Wyoming where I was born.
You don't even play in these things.
It wouldn't matter.
Because I don't even know what I'm going to say until I'm sitting in this chair.
He's still hit you over the head with a word shovel.
Also joining us is the lady of the house and one of two people that's going to know more
about the nether two of us, about what we're about to talk about.
She's Jen Rome.
Welcome, friend.
Hello, everyone.
Whenever we do one of these things, it is to review something.
This is no exception.
You know, we're going to talk about today, kids, we're going to talk about the death of
Stalin, directed by Armando Yanuchi.
Things a bit strange, but we, I thought you're still talking.
We're waiting on you, sir, for we start this whole thing.
364 times.
Because I thought you're still talking.
We have to take our best friends.
Aligned in a great and marketing.
364 times.
I was waiting there.
I was waiting for the queue.
364 times.
When do you use the screen?
Yeah, that's a fair point.
When do you?
When do you?
When do you ever wait on the queue?
And we have to get some of you.
Give me a large break with extra police.
All right, let's just get into this.
We have an older Kirillenko sighting.
The bond check?
She's in this.
Wow.
Wow.
As is Patty Constantine, Jeffrey Tambor, Steve Buschimmy, Michael Palin.
Wow.
And this is a comedy about the death of Stalin.
Okay.
It follows his Soviet dictators last days
and depicts the chaos of the regime after his death.
I was, we ended up...
Don't forget about Rupert Friends.
Oh, Rupert Friends in this, yeah.
It's an amazing cast.
Yeah.
This is one of those that we were otherwise booked.
Because I really wanted to check this out.
Because I saw the trailer.
I was like, you know, I kind of want to see this.
And then we were already booked for another gig.
But General helped us divide and conquer on this.
And then Don was able to watch a screener link as well.
So we were able to kind of get it covered a little bit.
Just not as much as we wanted to.
Right.
It runs about an hour 47.
Let's get into this thing.
Is it safe to say dark comedy?
Or is this more of a...
It's comedy, black comedy, political satire, and slapstick.
And it's very confused on what it wants to be.
Uh-huh.
So it's gonna happen.
I was wondering, because I get a real Dr. Strangelove vibe
about this.
No.
No?
No.
Not quite that clever.
I'm trying to believe...
You get a little money Python and a little three stuages and...
They had a baby that didn't turn out quite right.
Yeah.
Imagine that.
So I should say it's confusing.
Even I got confused as hard as I believed.
Oh, oh, oh, oh.
Wait, wait, wait, wait.
Don't you should actually be that I actually got confused
on this one.
I think that would be behind my individual that you are.
That would be the more impactful of this thing.
And I love you.
This studio does tend to be a mental convention every week.
I'm officially done.
Welcome to the boat.
But I think what the...
It's kind of loosely based off the events.
Well, it's a comedy.
I would hope it's loose.
It's not like the naked gun where there's no like based off events.
This is kind of...
It does do some things like the N word says.
Here's what happened.
Like cruise ship control years later and all that.
So it's kind of like...
That's a boiler of world history.
That's like safe.
Well, Lincoln was assassinated that whole day.
I know, but I just, you know, I know.
Spoiler alert.
We win the Ruth Revolutionary War.
Well, I know how spoiler-free we try to be,
but this is a sort of...
I mean, yeah, but...
Yeah!
Four wheels gone.
Axles grind me.
Really?
Yeah.
What is chocolate?
We never had wheels.
Yeah.
So...
But look, there's Rob's world to live.
Sneaking out the window.
Running out the window.
I'm gonna pray for you all later.
Go ahead.
As I put on my written review,
which can be found at www.theclubhousepodcast.com.
That is all right.
That's what I'm sorry to be.
At least when you hear this,
if you hear it quip fairly quickly.
There are historical facts impacted.
It is not the true story.
Sadly, there will be some people that may think it's the true story,
but it is not just the broad story.
Because the internet.
Well, yes.
And because it's British people saying lines.
And therefore, it's believable.
Well, that's something you were talking about when we were in pre-show for this.
That...
Like...
There's no...
British...
There are Soviet people with British accents.
And American actors.
Steve Bishimi does not use an accent.
He talks like he always talks.
And he's cruz...
Creasing's come, Rod.
And he's cruz...
He's cruz...
He's Nikita.
You shemi is?
Yes!
Yes!
That is amazing.
Yes, that's what we're saying.
That is amazing.
I love everything that's going on right now.
We're still going to link.
I'm so...
I wanted to really love this, but the script was lacking for me.
Really?
There were a lot of other wonderful things.
I mean, the costuming was great.
The scenery was great.
The lighting.
I mean, all behind the scenes people that you never see or hear from,
that could win awards.
They need some awards for this.
The script running, that's a lot.
Because I'm still going to wrap my brain around.
The way I kind of look at it is on this one here,
they add some comic moments,
but they tried being a serious movie with comedy,
but it didn't work.
Okay, so let me address the accent thing,
because the MDim tells me,
Armando Inuchi insisted on not having the character speak
with Russian accents for two reasons.
One, he thought it would take audiences out of the film.
That's a good point.
And two, he didn't want the actors to worry about their accent
when improvising.
But he did say that Russian journalists had that had seen it
praised the decision.
But what has he really directed with any skin?
You got to keep it.
Well, this...
Deep, yeah.
But...
But he's directed V.
That's on him out of skin, dude.
Because that shows his skin.
Well, he's more of a writer.
He's more of a writer.
You know what I'm saying?
But he's kind of new into the director.
However, in 2017, a high-ranking official
in the Russian Ministry of Culture announced that the Russian authorities
were considering putting a ban on the film.
There you go.
I figured that.
That was mentioned last night,
that it was...
They actually said it was banned,
but...
That's true.
Or somebody just saying it was...
That's marketing gold.
That is...
It was banned in Russia on January 23rd,
two days before it was supposed to be released.
And I can see why they did it.
The...
Let's quote, the film desecrates our historical symbols.
The Soviet him.
Orders and medals.
And Marshall Zhukov is portrayed as an idiot end quote.
Now, I want to give something to that.
And this is based on a French graphic novel.
Yes.
Really?
Okay.
So, um, you can go to my written review at www.covasplacast.com.
That's our website.
That's our website.
I kind of put on there...
This film...
Yes, it has comedy,
and they try to add comedy,
but it doesn't work out too well.
But I think maybe they were trying to say...
Here's some of the crazy stuff that happened during the time,
that may have happened during the transition of the, you know,
the leader passing away.
And it might be comedic when you look back at it,
but at the time, it's like,
what do we do?
Because it's so crazy that maybe it did happen.
Some of the crazy stuff that does happen.
But when you look back, you can laugh at it.
And I think maybe they said,
maybe some weird stuff like this did happen.
I mean, believe it or not,
there's some stuff in my past that I've done,
where it kind of made mistakes.
And I look back and laugh at it.
But I think maybe this film was trying to do that too.
I don't know.
What is crime is it?
I think you're trying to put too much truth into the movie.
Yeah, yeah.
Basically, Stalin,
Stalin did the general committee.
Somebody had to take over
and how they got there.
And there's already somebody in line
under the rules of a temporary person
to take control under the regulations.
But still people are trying to not buy for their position and all that.
You know what I'm saying?
That's what the film really is about.
Now, I got to give it.
When it comes to the acting though,
one person I was really impressed with
was Simon Russell Beal.
He plays the head of the...
What's that big piece of...
He plays a...
Love Entry Betty.
Yeah, who's like...
Who's like...
Who's like...
Yeah, which is kind of like your big, you know,
I wouldn't say...
Well, you have the army,
but then you have the Stalin's special army.
Yeah, it's like a special army.
And his character
goes sometimes almost like insane
and crazy in this film.
And it shows how conniving
he could be trying to get his position
and trying to get more power
and possibly take control
if he could work it out right.
Give an example.
True story.
When JFK passed away,
Bobby Kennedy was looking into ways
to stop from Johnson
being put into as president,
as vice president.
You know, so he's trying to look into that.
I think maybe that's what his character
of Beal is trying to do.
And he placed his emotions
in how he...
You can see like his head almost explode
in this thing.
But that's how good of an acting job he does.
Rupert Friend got to give it to him.
He plays Stalin's son
who has about as much responsibility
as...
Afully.
Afully.
And has...
And the spoiled brat syndrome
and when he comes in,
he just like everybody's...
Oh my god, he's here.
Just trying to get rid of him somewhere.
That's the person he plays.
But he plays that part well.
So there is some great acting in this.
But I agree with Jen.
The accents do not work.
Just like Will Smith and Concussion.
No, sir.
I didn't say...
I enjoyed that.
I enjoyed him in that film.
I didn't say they didn't work.
I just said they didn't do it.
They said they would say Will Farrell.
I remember that correction.
And as far as like the comedy...
Oh, he said Will Farrell.
He said it was Will Farrell.
Oh, okay.
That's a callback.
And as far as the comedy...
We call that a callback, kids.
With it being...
It's like they're trying to do the comedy black comedy line.
There's a scene that's almost like a scene out of the movie,
The Velkilmer Top Secret, where...
Okay, film.
They're in the area where they have the people who are being abused
and you see him walking through having this important meeting with somebody
and somebody's being thrown down the stairs
and then you hear a gunshot off in the distance.
And it's...
It's like they're trying to be light-hearted about this horrible situation
that was actually going on.
Like anything the Zuckerbrothers have every time.
At least we didn't have a cow with Galasha's walk past it's the same.
But I'm just saying, you know, you pull some of that and you pull some three studios
and you pull some Monty Python and...
It didn't work.
It didn't work.
They tried.
The spaghetti did not stick on the wall.
But you know what?
They're not...
They're not dissuading me from wanting to see the film.
I'm still on the screen.
Absolutely.
I'm just going to know not to take it all that seriously.
Yeah.
And like I said, there's some of the other things that...
I mean, I stayed because I was enjoying watching what was on the screen.
Not the script.
The acting was great,
but seeing the colors and the costumes and the lighting
and the soundtrack behind it and all of that,
that actually did work.
So it's no...
It's no...
In the loop, so to speak.
If you've ever seen in the loop.
I've been a few years.
Yeah.
That was kind of...
It was a valiant effort, sir.
That was kind of...
That was kind of my first exposure to really hard political comedy
and my first exposure to Peter Capaldi.
Yeah.
After... after Dr. Stringslove?
Or Catch 22?
I never saw Catch 22.
Really?
Were they redoing it?
And I don't think I saw Stringslove until after I saw...
Really?
That's insane.
I mean, you know, granted, we've seen political satire on TV
not necessarily news.
But I'm talking in film, though.
Yeah, in film.
It's on that kind of a scale.
Okay.
And to where it can be taken seriously.
The way in the loop was.
Like, it was...
It could have both...
It could have it both ways.
Whereas this one...
Maybe not so much.
I think it's more comedy than it is.
But they don't...
Are we ready for the final analysis?
Yes.
The final analysis on the show.
We're not going to give you thumbs up, thumbs down.
We're not going to give you numbers,
letter grades.
We're not going to give you, you know,
sickles, anything like that.
Vodka shots.
Vodka shots.
Hey, Comrade.
I'm going to ask up the two questions.
Question number one is,
would these kids see this film again?
I think if there's no, then we're done there.
The answer is yes.
And I want to know how far they're willing to go to do so.
From the best of the best of the worst of the best,
here's how we roll.
Full price at the theater.
Down to a twilight showing.
Down to...
Matt Nay.
Down to early morning on a weekend.
Down to the dollar theater and second run.
Down to actually leaving your house to get it from red box.
Down to streaming it on Netflix.
Down to cable.
Genroam.
Would you see this film again?
No.
Oh, then we'll move on.
Don, would you see this film again?
I would.
Okay.
How far you want to go?
Well, like she was saying,
with the comedy not working in the accents,
I mean, Arnold Schwarzenegger and Redheed
had better Russian accents than these actors.
What?
Wow.
You know what?
You know what?
That's a deep poll.
And I'm going to give him credit for that.
But there were no Russian accents to compare to.
I'm going to go...
I'd say red box at best.
Okay.
At best.
Red box.
Yeah.
It is Armando Yanuchin directing the death of Stalin.
Yeah.
We thank you, Sania, and everybody at...
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We lost.
I've said it before.
I'm going to say it again.
I'm going to pray for you all later.
Let's...
You know, we love our vendors.
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And we can talk to you guys about them.
And you can sort through all the insanity
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And I love that they let us see something
we might not normally see.
Like...
Absolutely.
Yeah.
They gave me a chance to see it.
Oh, well, that...
He was a writer and producer
that participated in the loop.
Oh, okay.
He did.
So I got that going for you.
Which is nice.
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