iTunes Exclusive Episode The 2017 College Bowl Pick Show
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So Alex, welcome sir.
Here's our live mic check.
Check it.
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This is the one without the switch.
So without the switch.
That's weird.
Hold on.
Try it now.
I don't know.
I'm plugging it back in because it's not.
It's in the right place this time.
And it worked last week on the show.
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Welcome, lady of the house.
Hello, everyone.
Talk a little more, please.
Hello.
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The official fact checker of this show is here and a man who can spell college.
He was actually in the presence of a college national championship trophy.
Von Dongeau.
Don Ford.
Welcome, sir.
K-A-L-L-I-G.
There you go.
How are we doing now?
Do we have it?
Nope.
Go out into the green room and get the mic out of the back pack.
We'll see if that fixes it.
That had come it.
And back in the co-host chair.
It's been a long time and he's been paying attention to nothing.
So he has no idea what's about to happen.
Chad's back.
Welcome, sir.
I've actually been watching a pretty healthy dose of college.
Okay.
Getting ready for this thing because it's as you can probably figure out by now.
It's time for us to do our annual college bullpicks in the 2017 college bullpicks show.
If you are looking for expert analysis to prepare you for the college football season, you
my friend are in the exact wrong place.
The wrong place.
This is the show that has had people on this show picking teams because of the mascot.
Literally.
I did have a medical order last year.
You did.
Now actually you did reverse alphabetical order last year.
The year before that, you did alphabetical order.
I could do system this year.
Oh dear.
I had fun.
Mine's not quite gambling, but you know.
So try it.
Just try it now.
See what it does.
Do we have anything?
Nope.
We're going to do one more thing.
We're going to go to a completely different wire because I'm trying.
I threatened it.
That's when it started working.
So let's try that and see what happens.
I'm going to unplug this.
I'm going to plug this in.
So we'll do the bull picks first and then we'll do the extra curricular stuff.
You guys want to plug it in and hold it.
Oh.
I'm just saying it.
If this doesn't work, I don't know what that works.
Yeah.
That works.
I heard it click.
All right.
Good.
Alex is good to go now.
We just have a dead wire, apparently.
Good enough.
Again.
All right.
So here's what's going to happen.
We're going to go in the order of the bulls themselves.
There are this year, 41 of them.
We are not picking against a spread.
We are picking straight up rookies.
Well, because the line's going to move, depending on when the game is, and I ain't got time
to keep up with all that.
And I'm a newbie.
Let's give me a fair shot.
That's fair.
No, nobody gets a fair shot.
Everybody jumps into the deep end of the pool.
That's why you're probably a win because you're a newbie.
That's true.
Because the less you know, the better off you tend to do on this show.
And that is well documented fact.
But I may have been really well this time.
So and part of the fun of this part, and we're going to, I guess, we'll do the other thing
later because I want to do the business first.
Yeah.
Part of the fun of this episode is just going over some of the dumb names these bulls
have.
Oh, yeah.
So the first bull takes place December 16th, this coming Saturday.
We're recording this just for posterity.
It is 739 Eastern, a central standard time on December the 14th.
So none of the bulls have taken place yet.
Andrew is actually going to send me his picks.
Charlotte was supposed to call me, but she's under the weather.
So feel better, Charlotte.
So yeah, she and I have an appointment next week, so I need her to feel better.
So Andrew will get me his later.
Everybody else will be documented.
I'll have it in the spreadsheet.
And we will be giving you daily updates on social media as to where everybody stands.
So let's get to it December 16th.
All the times that we're going to be giving you are, are everybody okay over there?
Yeah.
Okay, all the times we're going to give you are central standard time this year, which
we do every year because we're in the central time zone.
So everybody else can just do math and doing math.
So we start December 16th at 11 a.m. central on your local ABC affiliate.
Now unless I say otherwise, it's on the Espin because the Espin has all but like five
of the bulls.
So if I say like this one's on ABC, it technically is the same thing.
And the AFR celebration bowl at the Mercedes-Benz Stadium in Atlanta, Georgia, know a lot
about that town right now.
Gambling state versus North Carolina, A and T. Now these are historically black colleges.
This is kind of their de facto championship, but they counted as a bowl game.
Okay.
Chad, you're up.
Gambling.
Chad says Gambling.
All right, Jen.
The die said Gambling.
All right.
Now let's be clear.
This is her technique is she had your nephews.
I have my two nephews pick a team.
They switched off who got first pick and then they rolled a six sided die and whoever had
the highest role, that's which team was winning.
That is Jen's logic.
That is Jen's logic.
I put pick the coin.
So I mean, Charlotte likes to go by the colors.
So I'm encouraging a 14 year old and an 11 year old to start their gambling.
Do it right.
I'm flipping a coin.
Alex.
Well, North Carolina, A and T is coming in 11 and O. Gambling state has one loss to start
their year to two lane.
North Carolina, A and T is a ten point favorite.
I'm going with North Carolina, A and T.
I already don't like your logic.
You're putting too much into this and you're making me look bad.
What is the, what I am sign off on the first email I ever sent you, sir.
I put more work into this than I do with my own job.
I second that.
I am taking gambling for the only reason I'm taking gambling is that they play once a
year in our town.
That's kind of why I took them.
Terrible state fair.
Yeah.
That's my logic.
All right.
At noon Eastern on December 16th, the R&L car carrier, New Orleans bowl at the Mercedes
Ben Superdome in New Orleans, Louisiana, Troy versus not is not a guy that's actually
a school.
It's not like one guy taking on an entire team.
It used to be called Troy State, but Troy versus the University of North Texas state.
Don Troy.
All right.
Jen.
North Texas.
Alex.
With the number five red zone defense, Troy Chad, I'll go with the local team.
I'm going to sit with the local team too.
Just because they're stadium, the section, this student section of their stadium looks
like the tail of an eagle.
I'm going to go with North Texas.
It's North Texas state, but don't tell my wife because she gets mad when I do that.
Okay.
1.30 p.m.
On December 16th on the CBS Sports Network, the auto nation, Cure Bowl, Roberts, Mead.
Roberts, Mead.
Anytime I can get a South Park reference in there, I'm good.
At Camping World Stadium in Orlando, home of WrestleMania, a couple of years ago.
Western Kentucky versus Georgia State.
Denon.
Western Kentucky.
All right.
Alex.
Georgia State has not beaten a team ranked better than 97th this year.
It's going to be the hill toppers of Western Kentucky.
Chad.
Oh, go the land of the fried chicken.
Kentucky.
All right.
Don.
Kentucky.
I'm going to say Georgia State because they're apparently a big enough school that they
get to play their baseball home games in Turner field, which I just saw this past weekend.
So I'm going with Georgia State.
2.30 p.m. on the ABC, the Las Vegas Bowl.
They don't even need a sponsor.
At Sam Boyd Stadium in Las Vegas, Nevada, number 25 Boise State, the first ranked team
to play a bowl this year will play the Ducks of Oregon.
Alex, we start with you.
Asian plays in big cities.
Boise does not.
I'm expecting the Boise State team to have the Vegas flu.
If you don't know what that is, go to Vegas, you'll find out if you haven't accounts yourself
amongst the fortunate plus in more realistic news, Oregon gets just in Herbert back.
So it's going to be the Ducks.
Chad.
Yeah, I'll go with that.
I'll go with the Ducks.
Don.
Boise.
Boise.
There was no Z in it.
That's what I said.
Boise.
Boise.
Boise.
Boise.
I've been corrected enough.
Hey, that's right.
Next to Montana.
So I get.
What's going on?
Boise.
Jen says Oregon.
I'm going Boise State just because they're ranked and my mom lives there and I like the
blue field.
Hi mom.
So 3.30 p.m. December 16th, the Gildon, New Mexico bowl at Dream Style Stadium in Albuquerque,
New Mexico, Marshall versus Colorado State.
Chad, we're back to you.
Run the teams by me again.
Marshall.
We are Marshall and the Rams of Colorado State.
I'll go with Marshall.
Done.
Marshall.
Marshall.
All right.
These teams are relatively even on defense, but Colorado State has a better offense.
I'm going with the Rams.
I think we finally agree on taking Colorado State as well.
I wouldn't be surprised if that doesn't happen often.
But do you want my logic?
Go for it.
They're the Rams.
The LA Rams playing very well.
That's how I'm going with it.
And there's how much like almost identical.
It's crazy, but it works.
It's not exactly.
See, I went to a high school where we were the Rams, so.
But that's not how the die rolls.
So I get good.
Fair enough.
All right.
Next up at 7 p.m.
Rapping up the day on December 16th, this Saturday, the Raycom Media Chameleable.
I don't even know what that is.
The Chameleable?
It's a Chameleo.
It's a Chameleo.
It's a Chameleo.
It's that reptile of changes colors.
That's a Chameleon.
I'm wondering if that's the flower Chameleon.
It's the spiritual season.
So let's say at the 1230 mark.
It's Carbacchameleon.
Carbacchameleon.
Carbacchameleon.
It's the credit Carbacchameleable.
It's at the cramped in bowl.
What?
Terrible name in Montgomery, Alabama.
Well, there's your first, Mr. In this game.
Middle Tennessee takes on Arkansas State.
Don.
Arkansas.
General.
Arkansas State.
All right.
Arkansas State.
Chad.
No, no, no, no, no.
Oh, oh, oh, oh.
Okay.
Yeah, you're paused there.
That's what we're done.
I did not pause.
You jumped into early.
Arkansas State gives up big passing plays at a 96th out of the entire bowl division.
Okay.
Middle Tennessee State can throw the ball.
They're going to win.
Chad.
Go with ASU.
All right.
You know, your husband worked there.
And that's what I'm going with the wolf pack of Arkansas State.
And I do have some of their gear in my cupboard.
As do I.
It's a beautiful, Mikey brought us a beautiful, uh, I guess you could call it a Stein.
Huge.
Beautiful.
And he helped them build their beautiful new flip facility.
Kill it.
Yeah.
December night.
You could.
December 19th at 6 p.m. central.
The Cheribundi Tarte Cherry Boca Raton Bowl.
Stop it.
If I were right now, that's literally what it's called.
Or for short, the Cheribundi Boca Raton Bowl.
Sure.
At FAU Stadium in Boca Raton, Florida, the mouth of the rat.
Akron versus FAU.
And I have a problem.
I've always said that you should not play a bowl game within 100 miles of where you live.
But technically, FAU has home field advantage.
General.
Florida Atlantic.
All right.
They are also massive.
They are against an Akron team that can't stop my grandmother on the run.
Hi, Nana.
So it's going to be at my FAU out.
Chad, I'll go with FAU.
Done.
FAU.
I'm saying FAU because I refuse to pick a team called the Zips.
And I graduated high school in Florida Atlantic's gymnasium.
So I got to go with that.
Up next, that's the only the only bowl on the 19th.
I moved to December 20th.
The next Wednesday, 7 o'clock.
It's central taught.
Excuse me.
You ready for this one, Chad?
OK.
The Bad Boy Moors Gasparilla Bowl.
Yeah.
At Tropicana Field in St. Petersburg, Florida.
Where are the Tampa Bay Rays play?
Why?
Temple versus Florida International.
FIU.
I believe we are up to you, Alex.
In what is more lopsided than people think?
FIU is 109th against the run.
124th against the pass.
Temple has played well for a month.
They're going to take FIU down.
Chad, I'll go with Temple.
Done.
You're thinking too much into this.
I'm saying FIU because I like the members in my coin.
I thought you were flipping a coin.
I am.
I said he's thinking too much into it.
He is our resident professional gambler.
Yeah.
Don't tell Sam that.
Uncle Sam doesn't like that.
I didn't say you actually bet the thing.
No professional means over 50% of your earnings.
Yeah.
You're more professional than I am.
How about that?
That's not saying much.
That's fair.
That means the bars just set really low.
Yeah.
I'm FIU.
I am saying Temple because I can't pick a school
that's like the second rate school to the University of Miami.
Anything related to the University of Miami, I have to distance from.
So I'm saying Temple.
December 22nd, we have two bowls.
The first one starts at 11.30 a.m. Central time.
And again, if I don't say it, it's the Espin.
So this is the Espin.
I have a question.
Yes, ma'am.
I'm showing a game on Wednesday the 20th, the Frisco Bowl.
The Frisco Bowl.
Oh, we did miss one, didn't we?
Let's go back and do that one.
Good catch, Jen.
7 p.m. Central December 20th, the DXL Frisco Bowl,
playing at Toyota Stadium in our Fairburg.
I can't fit a lot of people in there.
Don't need to talk to me.
It's a local site.
That's where Bukbut always plays.
But it's weird that a stadium that small is sponsored by Destination XL,
which is a large men's and tall store.
Every time I've been there, I've been in a mermaid outfit.
I thought the last time you weren't.
I thought you changed the costume.
Yeah, it's the last one.
Okay, we're Gary.
All right, Louisiana Tech versus SMU.
Chad.
I'll go with the SMU.
Don.
What's Mew?
General.
Louisiana Tech.
D's get the degrees.
SMU.
I am saying Louisiana Tech just because SMU is terrible.
And they're within a hundred miles of...
I live in a world where SMU is in a bowl and my beloved daters are not.
If you would like the fun fact on that SMU's coaching staff bailed for Arkansas
and they're going to be motivated.
I don't think they will be.
All right, now let's get back to December 22nd.
At 11.30 a.m. Central time, the Bahamas bowl at Thomas Robyn Stadium.
It didn't have it listed.
Yes, it is.
So Popeyes has that.
The Popeyes chicken has that one back.
It is always the Popeyes Bahamas bowl.
Popeyes.
Popeyes chicken.
Thomas Robyn is a stadium in NASA, UAB Alabama Birmingham versus Ohio.
Don.
Oh, Ohio.
UAB.
Ohio and high to our NASA listeners.
Chad.
Oh, Ohio.
Shout out to our friends in NASA.
Brought to us by Alex and people he knows and people that they know.
I'm going to Ohio as well.
Just because UAB is just that team that's just always there.
But they're just happy to be there.
UAB was the program that got shut down recently.
For like two weeks.
Yeah.
This is their first year back.
All right.
Also in December 22nd, three o'clock p.m. Central time, the famous Idaho potato bowl
at Albertson Stadium where Boise State plays.
Central Michigan Wyoming.
General.
I believe we're up to you.
Wyoming.
Alex.
Wyoming.
Chad.
I'll go with Wyoming.
Don.
You know what I got to go with.
Wyoming.
I'm going the other way.
I'm saying Central Michigan.
I don't know why.
I don't disagree with you.
I don't know why.
I was born there.
Central Michigan is a better team.
But Josh Allen's got to put some big game tape after missing the last few weeks for the draft.
Christmas Eve Eve.
11 o'clock in the morning.
Central time.
The Birmingham Bowl at Legion Field in Birmingham, Alabama.
Texas Tech and my beloved South Florida Bulls.
Alex.
South Florida's better defense and better running.
They're going to win.
Chad.
I'll go with your Bulls.
Believe it or not.
Don.
Texas Tech.
I'll go with my Bulls tofield in SEC I with my team.
I'll go with my Bulls tofield in Wakemeias, Alabama.
I'll go with my Bulls tofield in West Virginia.
I'll go with my Bulls tofield in West Virginia.
I'll go with my Bulls tofield in West Virginia.
I'll go with my Bulls tofield in West Virginia.
I'll go with my Bulls tofield in West Virginia.
I'll go with my Bulls tofield in West Virginia.
I'll go with my Bulls tofield in West Virginia.
I'll go with my Bulls tofield in West Virginia.
I'll go with my Bulls tofield in West Virginia.
In West Virginia.
I'll go with my Bulls tofield in West Virginia.
I'll go with my Bulls from Southern Illinois Iowa.
I'll go with my Bulls from Southern Illinois Senate.
year in a row. December 23rd, 2.30 p.m. Central Time, the Lockheed Martin Armed Forces
Bowl from Aiman G. Carter Stadium in Fort Worth, Texas. San Diego State vs. Army. Chad,
who you got? I'm a Navy guy, so I can't root for Army, so I gotta go San Diego State.
Done. I'm doing Army. General. San Diego State. While military schools typically do well
in bowl games from a discipline standpoint, San Diego State has already shut down two
triple-optional offenses this year. It'll be the Aztecs. Well, let me give you another
one. The last two years, the service academy has not won the Armed Forces Bowl. I'm still
going with Army. Hot off the Army Navy win in a game where everybody said Army had an advantage
because they were wearing camouflage. Loved that line. I just, I can't... Now, if there
was a money involved, I might go the other way here, but I just can't not pick a service
academy. Well, we're not gonna talk about where money is at this point. And what's really
great about that game? Again, this is my third year going, so shout out to Phil Marf
for hooking me up for tickets for this. At halftime, they actually bring recruits out
on the field that take the oath at halftime of the game. And the last two years, it has
gotten butt cold. But God, you remember when you and I went, oh, I had a time of my life.
It was a great time, but oh my God, we were freezing to death. All right, then we go to
six o'clock PM on the 23rd, the dollar general bowl. What a cheap game. At Lad people's
stadium in Mobile, Alabama. Somehow, I think the tickets are a little steeper than that.
Appalachian State versus Toledo. Don. Appalachian. General. Toledo. Al State can't
win on the road. It's gonna be Toledo. Todd. Chad. Todd? I don't know. I'm coming tired.
I'm tired too. I'll go Toledo. I'm taking Appalachian State because they'll always have
a place in my heart for that Michigan shocker. So, and plus, every time we hear Appalachian
State, I just hear. But that's just Christmas Eve. If you're bored with the family, 730
on the, do we not have Sunday night football on Christmas Eve? Yeah, because we've got
a bowl game. It is the Hawaii bowl at a low-host stadium in Honolulu, Hawaii. And it's
nice to see Hawaii not playing in that game. But this year, it will be Fresno State and
Houston. General, I believe we're up to you. We are Fresno State. Okay, the Bulldogs.
So touching back on that, we do have a Sunday night game. It is the Cowboys at Oakland.
Really? Oh, that's right. Wow. No, that's this week. Oh, you're right. I don't know how
we're looking at that one. No, you're a week behind. I'm a week behind. Yeah, that's
a week. Okay, let's jump ahead. But we got Fresno State, who actually won in Hawaii
earlier this year. Houston's probably going to be on vacation.
Chad, I'll second that. Don. What were the two teams again? Fresno State and Houston.
Houston. Houston. Thank you, Bob and Tom, show for ruining any reference to Houston
for the rest of my life. But I'm saying go Cougs and Jen's got family that graduated
from there. So I got to go with that. No balls on Christmas day. Deal with your family's
role. No, national return day, December 26th, 1230 in the afternoon. The Zaxby's Heart
of Dallas Bull. Dude loves me from Zaxby's. Zaxby's, you want to sponsor the show?
I'll let you boy. Hey, you took me there once. I love me from Zaxby's. All right. So
we've got from Cotton Bowl Stadium in Dallas at Fair Park, Utah, West Virginia. General,
I believe you're up. Oh, again. Okay. Oh, no, you're, you would pick first. Then it's,
that's out to turn. Utah has won 12 of their last 13 bowls and West Virginia couldn't stop
a P We team. Chad, Utah. Don. What are the two teams? Utah, you got really got to pay attention
to the show. Utah, West Virginia, West Virginia. General, West Virginia. I'm saying West
Virginia as well, because that's where Pat McAfee went to school. Good. All right. He had
easy. Have you heard today's show? I have not. Him interviewing Seth Rogan. That's all
I have to say. Yes. Real quick, on Christmas Eve, there's, there's day games, but not
a night game. So they put two games on Christmas Eve. Okay. Yeah. My suit is the last game
on that day. No, it's not 325. They have a late. Yeah, a late game. Yeah. The two Christmas
games are Pittsburgh at Houston at 430 and then 837. Raiders at Philly. All right. Okay.
December 26th, 415 PM, Central Time, the quick lane bowl at Ford Field in Detroit, Michigan.
Duke and the, the Huskies of Northern Illinois, Chad. Duke. Don. Illinois. All right. Duke.
All right. Duke is 117th in yards per play and Northern Illinois gets after the quarterback.
Northern Illinois. I'm taking Duke just because Duke's really starting to be a team that's
starting to make noise and my gut's just telling me Duke on this one. And if, if those
of you that know your sports history and you know your tobacco road history, that rivalry
started in football when both Duke and NC were really powerhouse football teams. It's
a great documentary that HBO didn't call the, I think it's just called the road to tobacco
road or something like that, but it's really, really good. And I didn't, I think that one
was just called tobacco. Was it? Okay. Hope to look that up. Don look that up. You'll
see the fact here. Okay. Eight o'clock, Central Time, the day after Christmas, the cactus
bowl from Chase Field in Phoenix, Arizona. Case State, UCLA. Don. UCLA. All right. General.
Kansas State. Alex, UCLA. Josh Rosen against a poor secondary. Chad Yucala. I'm saying
Kansas State. UCLA really had, I mean, they're one of those teams that's playing hot and cold.
I do have some knowledge. Sometimes there's logic. Sometimes there's not UCLA. I'm just
not sold on them this year. Kansas State also has the motivation factor because it could
be Bill Snyder's last game. That's fair. All right. Let's go to December 27th, 1230 in
the afternoon, be Walk On's Independence Bowl from Independence Stadium in Shreve, Port
Louisiana, Southern Mississippi, Florida State, General Florida State. Okay. Now it's Seminole's
trying to prove Jimbo wrong. Chad, anybody but Florida State. Don. Am I quick? I'm back
to not but I'm Mississippi. That just happened. What just happened? Don. Don. CRD just kicked
in for those of you that know with CRD is Don has it. It's called Caucasian Rhythm Deficiency.
I am taking Southern Miss because my teams are Florida and anybody that plays Florida State
or Miami. So I cannot pick that school. December 27th, 415 Central Time, the new era pinstripe
Bowl. We play this at Yankee Stadium in the Bronx, Iowa, Boston College, Alex. Boston
College can't pass and Iowa crushes the run. It's going to be Iowa. Chad, Iowa. Don.
Iowa, General. Boston. I'm saying Iowa number one, they, what they did to Ohio State
earlier this year. They've got those moments. And number two, state of my birth. I was born
in Iowa, small town called Greenfield, Iowa, July 2nd, 1973, 730. I have, I've been
everywhere playing in my head right now. I really have been. We have breaking football
news. Bring it because it is Thursday night football Trevor Simeon out. Show their injury
versus the Colts questionable return. Realized Thursday night football going on right now.
Well, if it counts as Thursday night football. All right. December 27th, prime time 730
PM on what for at this point is your local Fox affiliate. Someday might be Disney too.
The Foster Farms Bowl at Levi Stadium in Santa Clara, California, Arizona Purdue. Who's
turn is it? I've lost track. I'll jump in. I don't know that Alex. Okay. So we have Purdue
who is 90 second against the run and Arizona who runs like crazy. So it's Arizona. Chad,
Arizona makes sense. Don Purdue. General Purdue. I'm saying Purdue. Just because I think it's
you so I can have to say boiler maker in a sentence. And I like their mascot. Also in prime
time, the Academy sports and outdoors Texas Bowl from energy stadium in Houston, Houston,
Texas versus Mizzou. Chad. Oh, Mizzou. Done. Texas. General. Mizzara. Take the SEC team.
Missouri. I'm right there with you. Plus I can't pick Texas. I got to stick with my conference.
Let's go Tigers. Or if you want to be more logical, Texas can't stop the past. Texas can't
stop anything right now. Also true. That's just bad. December 28th, 1230 in the afternoon,
central time, the military bullet Navy Marine Corps stadium in Annapolis, Maryland, Virginia,
Navy. Oh, I see you're not going to call out Navy for a home game. Well, I can't. This is
a service academy. Ballad. I gotta keep keep my distance on that. Don Navy. General. Navy. Alex.
I am actually going with Virginia against my better judgment. Chad, you don't even have to ask.
Chad, Chad has to pick Navy like it's he's contractually bound. I like Navy too because they
looked like the Blue Angels at the Army Navy. They did. Is that what they were going for?
Yes. Those are some slick. Those were some slick. It took me a minute. I was like,
Oh, okay. That's what the moment I saw the hell and I'm like Blue Angels. Yeah.
For 15 central time, December 28th, the camping world bowl. The second bowl played at
camping world stadium in Orlando, Florida. Number 22 for Virginia Tech versus number 19 Oklahoma State.
This is where it's going to start getting real people. Done. Oklahoma. General. Oklahoma State.
Alex. Oklahoma State is better on both sides of the ball. Chad. Oklahoma State.
I'm going the other way. I'm thinking for Virginia Tech because I don't know. Oklahoma States
another one of those teams that I don't trust this year. They're a team that you watch play and
you're like, you should be good. You're showing flashes of brilliance. Yes, your number 19 in the
country, but then you go to bedlam. The problem they have is they've actually been consistent on
defense for the first time this year, but it's their offense that's failed them. Offence scores points.
8 o'clock, eat central time on the FS one. The S, the San Diego Credit Union County holiday bowl.
Surprisingly, one of the longer tenured bowls. Uh, the quiet Qualcomm Stadium in San Diego,
it got up on the, uh, they're still standing. Yep. Number 18 Washington State. Number 16 Michigan State.
General, are we up to you? Yeah. Yeah. Go Michigan State. Alex. Michigan State can't stop the pass.
So it's going to be Wazoo. Chad. Wazoo. Done. Michigan. Michigan State. I'm taking in this game. Uh,
because uh, Harbaugh can't win a Twitter war. So no, it's Harbaugh Harbaugh is playing Michigan.
Who's coaching Michigan State? Michigan State, Dan Tony. Dan Tony can't win a Twitter war. Well,
Dan Tony doesn't eat. He goes with the, uh, God, what was the Matthew Broderick movie? The only way to win
is to not play more games. Thank you. Be ready for ready player one. So I'll say, uh, and also in
prime time, that same night at the exact same time, the Valero Alamo bowl at the Alamo Bowling San
Antonio Texas. Number 13 Stanford. Number 15 TCU. Alex. One of the biggest disparities we have.
Stanford makes big plays. TCU isn't 126th at stopping big plays. Stanford Cardinal. Chad,
I want to go TCU, but my comment since tells me Stanford. Done. Stanford. General. TCU.
I'm saying Stanford because of what Oklahoma did to TCU. Like, that wasn't a game.
That was a prison film. There's no way TCU wins this game. I mean, that game,
it was over in the first five minutes. There's just Stanford's going to blow them out of the water.
That was depressing. December 29th at noon central, the Belk Bowl at Bank of America,
Stadium in Charlotte, North Carolina. Horseman country, you know. Wake Forest, Texas,
A&M. I believe Chad, are we back to you? I think so. All right. I'll go Aggies this time.
Don. Aggies. General. Wake Forest. Alex. Wake Forest in a home game. That is in their backyard.
I'm actually texting taking A&M because I'm supporting my conference. I understand. And congratulations
on your coach. FSU gave up on them too soon. Two o'clock central on CBS proper. Whatever your
local CBS affiliate is, the Hyundai Sun Bowl from Sun Bowl Stadium in El Paso, Texas. Number 24
North Carolina State versus the Sun Devils of Arizona State. Don. Arizona.
General. Arizona. NC State's a better team from a better conference. Chad. Arizona.
I'm saying NC State because wolf pack in the house. I haven't been able to say that in a long
time. You could drink 30 central time. I know. I'm a little, I'm a little froggy right now.
The Franklin American Mortgage Music City Bowl. What's the name of it from Nissan Stadium in
Nashville, Tennessee, Kentucky versus number 21 North Western. I believe General, where do you?
Northwestern. Alex. Northwestern. Chad. Northwestern. Don. Northwestern. I am actually going
against my conference here. I think Northwestern is a better team. But they're another team that I'm
kind of picking this under duress. For me, this game is the lesser of two evils.
Kentucky's bad, but Northwestern is just so inconsistent. It's going to depend on which team
shows up that day. They're that team. One consistent is Northwestern has stopped the run all year
as the 21st ranked rough defense. And you've also got alumni like Mike Wilbaugh and Rachel Nichols
and Kevin Blackstone. Because that wins games. Yes, it does. 430 in the afternoon central on CBS Sports
Network, the Nova Home Loan's Arizona Bowl from Arizona Stadium in Tucson, Utah State,
New Mexico States. I believe Alex were to you. Oh, this is a fun one. New Mexico State in their
first bowl game in 57 years. Really? Also converts on third downs. Utah State does not. Chad.
Logic is sound there in New Mexico State. Don. New Mexico. General. New Mexico. I'm saying New Mexico
State as well. Because all right. And your prime time game and our fairberg the good year cotton
bowl from AT&T Stadium in Arlington, Texas. Two more ranked teams, two top 10 teams going at it
this year as number five Ohio State takes on number eight Southern California. Chad, we are to you.
Go to Ohio. Don. Well, higher. General. Alex, they could not set the line high enough on this.
And I'd still pick Ohio State. Ohio State is on the warpath right now knowing that they got the door
slammed in their face into the playoffs. I feel bad for what's going to happen to USC.
On Christmas Eve or New Year's Eve Eve Eve. Sam Darnold may see the Ohio State defense and
just go, I'm going to go ahead and I'm going to wait for the draft. Urban, I love you. Nothing but
respect for you. It's about to go down. That's what I'm saying. Go out there and do what I need you
to do. And plus I need vengeance for my boy Brian Bern one of my closest friends. He's a huge Ohio
State fan trying to come out here for the game. And I would love it because to spend time with my
boy. This is a guy that actually flew out here a year ago to see Grace D in Battle of the Bands
flew out here just for it. So, and by the way, January 14th profit bar tickets on sale now. You
want to come see us. All right, December 30th, 11 a.m. Central, the tax slayer bowl in Everbank
field in Jacksonville, Florida. They have a pool there. Louisville versus number 23 Mississippi
state. Don Louisville general Mississippi state Alex. All but like three of Mississippi states coaches
have bailed on this game. So they have their special teams assistant coaching. Wow. So Louisville's
going to look to the showcase Lamar Jackson. Chad Louisville. I'm taking Mississippi state. I'm
sticking with my conference. And they're the bulldogs. And Charlie Strong's not there anymore. So
all right, 11 30 in the morning December 30th on the ABC. The Auto Zone Liberty Bowl because what I
think Liberty and Freedom, I think Auto Zone. Get in the zone. Auto zone. Cut us a check for that.
At the Liberty Bowl in Memphis, Tennessee, Iowa State versus number 20 Memphis. Don Iowa.
Iowa State. Memphis just put up what 62 in a loss and they're playing at home. Give me Memphis.
I have family that roots for the cyclones. I can't not take Memphis in this. I just can't.
I love my family. I love my family in Iowa, but I got to go against John this one.
Three o'clock in the afternoon, December 30th, the PlayStation Fiesta Bowl. Didn't it usually
be the Toastitos? Yes, yes. Yes, it was. PlayStation's got it now at University of Phoenix Stadium.
For a team that has no athletic versus college, it has no athletics. In Glendale, Arizona, number 11,
Washington, number nine Penn State, general. Penn State. Alex. In an upset pick, Washington.
The Washington. Chad Penn State. Don. Got to do the Penn State. I'm taking Penn State too. I think
Penn State's been a very quiet team this year. They've been winning a lot of games, not getting a
lot of media attention. I think this is where they make their statement. Washington coming off of an
absolute drumming of Washington State in that championship game. I just, I really like Penn State in
this. And your nighttime game on December 30th, the Capital One Orange Bowl at Hard Rock Stadium.
I'm sorry. Forgive me. Joe Robbie Stadium. Miami Gardens, Florida.
Miami's playing in this game against better, better, better, better, better, better, better.
Alex. The only home team I will not be picking is Miami because they rely on turnovers and
Wisconsin does not turn it over. Chad. Wisconsin. Don. Miami. Wisconsin. I'm saying badger, badger,
for a couple of reasons. One, I agree with Alex. Can't pick Miami. Number two, after Clemson
exposed them, we watched that game together. I have no faith in the University of Miami right now
at all. That Clemson beat them like they owed Clemson money. Like that wasn't even,
whoo. Leave the turnover chain at the house kids because you ain't going to need it. Sorry Steven.
Steven, but see the one thing I love about that dude is he'll tell you. He's like,
my team loses. I'll give you five reasons why. Absolutely. And he's cool like that.
New Year's Day 11 a.m. I will not be awake. The Outback Bowl from Raymond James Stadium in my
beloved Tito. Do you get a blue man onion when you show up at that game? I wouldn't eat it because
I worked at Chili's in college and the awesome blossoms are made by the dishwasher. Won't do it.
Sorry. Michigan. South Carolina. Chad. Michigan. Don. Michigan. Jen. South Carolina. Alex. Michigan.
I'm taking Michigan as well. You want to hear the unbalanced. South Carolina is 88th on offense.
Michigan is top 10 in everything on defense. And I respect my champ, but I can't just go there.
All right. At 11 30 central time. By the way, the Outback Bowl is on the on the doose.
We go back to the S spin at 11 30. Half an hour later for the Chick-fil-A peach bowl from Mercedes Ben
Stadium. The second game at that stadium. Number 12 central Florida. Number seven Auburn.
General Auburn. Auburn to be the first team to shut central Florida's offense down. Chad. Auburn. Don.
Central Florida. I'm taking UCF. Of course. No, that's not my team. I know it's not your team,
but but they're just playing. So I want this for them. That's really okay. If you want my head,
my head wins over my head in this. Respect to Auburn, my boy Lonnie Hart, big Auburn fan,
but I want this for Central Florida so bad. Even against my beloved SEC, I want this for Central Florida,
even though I can't stand it because I'm a South Florida guy. We don't like them. They don't like us.
But you know what? I want this for you. Plus the Las Vegas Golden Knights are doing really,
really well. Vegas Golden Knights. Still Las Vegas either. Not a team name. I'm not a hipster.
All right. 12 noon central time on the ABC New Year's Day, the citrus bowl, the third
game played at Camping World Stadium in Orlando, Florida. Number 14 Notre Dame, number 17 LSU
General. LSU is better on defense and better at running the ball. Chad, LSU. Don. Notre Dame.
I'm with Don. I, number one, I can't trick you all the shoe. But I just, Notre Dame has,
the wheels have been kind of wobbly and I think they're going to show up in the big game.
I've always, I've got a soft place with my heart for Notre Dame. I had a couple of business trips
up there and setting foot on that campus makes you a fan of that team. It just does. And I've
actually been to a game there. Saw them come back from 14 down to beat San Diego State. Oh wow.
Yeah. It's a good time. Touchdown Jesus. And I saw him. I saw him. Saw him clear as day.
All right. Four o'clock in the afternoon central time New Year's Day, the Rose Bowl from
the Rose Bowl in Pasadena, California. Now we get into the playoffs. It's playoff times, kids.
Okay. Put my phone away. Number three, Georgia. Number two, Oklahoma. And it would only be
fitting that we go to our expert to start this Alex. Oklahoma is dependent on big plays while
Georgia is fifth best in the country at preventing them. Georgia and the SEC. Chad, I'll go with
Georgia. Don, Oklahoma. I love the spirit. Oh, Georgia.
Yeah.
General Oklahoma. I agree with Alex. I think Georgia is just as amazing as Oklahoma has been
this year. I have two things. One, the SEC. Number two, if you look at the track record over the last
20 years of teams who have the Heisman trophy winner as they go into a bowl game, it's not good. Yeah.
The one year that Florida did not win the national championship of the three that they had Tim
Teebo was the year Teebo won the Heisman. I have to go with Georgia on this. Karma doesn't say anything
else. Again, respect to the University of Oklahoma. A team that did better than anybody that was not
a fan of the Crimson and Cream gave them credit for an amazing season. It ends in the semi-files.
The other semi-final game at 745 that evening from the Allstate Sugar Bowl at the Mercedes
Ben Superdome. They're third game in this deal in New Orleans. Actually, it's their second.
Number four, Alabama. Number one, Clemson. Chad.
Alabama. Don. I'm going to pick Clemson over Ohio State. I mean, that's who should have been
in there. I'm going to pick Clemson. You know what? He totally reeled me in on that. I almost
leaned over. He had me right there. He pulled me in. Nicely done, sir. Thank you.
General. Clemson. Alex. Alabama will be healthy on defense for the first time since before
their loss and will be out to prove that they belong. I can't pick against Clemson. I can't do it.
I know the Alabama Mystique, but it's well documented this year on this show. No, Mystique's
too safe and asks for at the club. That's true. But I've said all year that the last few
years, it's been Alabama and everybody else. This is the first time probably in about four or
five years that I haven't felt that way that everybody's kind of catching up. And Clemson has
been so dominant that I believe that momentum carries them into the final. I am taking Clemson.
Then January 8th, a week of a week between the semi finals and the national championship
game at Mercedes-Benz Stadium in Atlanta, Georgia. Beautiful stadium, by the way.
So take who you picked and who takes it home. Chad, we're actually going to start with you.
I don't have it in front of me. Rose Bowl versus Sugar Bowl. Whoever your last two winners were.
So who did you pick? You picked Oklahoma and you picked Alabama, right? No, you picked Georgia
and Alabama, Alabama, Alabama. All right, Don, so you're taking the number 14. All right, Don.
Between Clemson and OU, I'm going to say upset. I'm actually going to go with Oklahoma on this.
Okay, General. We had Sugar Bowl, Sarah Oklahoma. All right, Alex. It doesn't matter if it's
Clemson or Bama. They're the two best teams of these four. So I am going with Alabama.
I'm going to, I'm using your logic, but I'm taking my winner in that game too. I just think that
Clemson, especially after last year, they're going to do it. It's going to happen. See this,
and I'm going the opposite of you. You're like, I don't understand Alabama. I don't feel like
they have it. I feel like everybody's catching up. I feel like this is one of those where
they are who we thought they were, but they just been off. You want to crown them, crown them?
One of my favorite speeches of all time. All right, so the business is now taking care of.
Since we are this Sunday, we have Clash of Champions. That's a very abbreviated show because
it's our official, unofficial pre-show for the final pay-per-view of the year. We've
forgot one pick. What's that? Wilson Clark Bowl for Rocky Mountain College playing in Herb
Nightfield in Billings, Montana. That's not a bowl game. That's division two. It's going to happen.
That's your boy. Do you have a jar of hot grease I can throw on his lap?
I haven't been able to say that in four months. That's your boy.
Look at that. My wife, Puff. He's now Puff Puff Daddy. That's his new name. That's true.
That's right. That is an earned name. It's because his wife makes these, I don't know what they are
besides. It's like Jerry and Puff Puff. It's a donut hole. And they're very, very excellent.
They are delicious. Puff Puff. We'll have to make sure next time Chad's here,
the chair has to bring him some Puff Puffs. Puff Puff. It will be a Puff Puff Daddy.
It will be a freezing cold day in hell before I ever refer to God for his Puff Puff Daddy.
Okay. You adjusted. Not going to happen.
All right. Let me get back to where I was. So we've got the official unofficial WWE
pre-show Sunday. And then we're going to be off for two weeks because the next two Sundays
are Christmas Eve and New Year's Eve. And it's important to us because this show is family.
You know, I've said it before and I'll say it again. I don't have friends. I have family.
And everybody on this show is family. And I want to make sure that everybody on this show spends
those holidays with their collective families. So after the pre-show Sunday, we're going to be
off until January the 6th. And that show will be unless something earth shattering happens,
we're going to spend most of that show doing our best of and worst of 2017. So get your
lists together, kids. And because plus there's movies that we haven't had a chance to see yet that
we've got on the horizon that we've got to get knocked out. There could be in that, you know,
right? Exactly. So that being said, we're actually going to do our annual show gift exchange tonight.
I am going to defer my gift giving as Bank of America has told me I need to defer.
So, but I promise I will make it all up. It may be done in stages, but we will get it done.
I don't know how you guys want to do this. So I am going to leave it up to Don. You have the
seniority of the people doing the gift giving. So I am going to say, do you want to just distribute
everything? Do you want to do them one at a time? One at a time, just a fun part.
All right. So do you want to do like you're going to give each one and then Jen's going to give
each one and then Alex is going to give each one? Yeah, but have Alex and them two go first. I'll
go last. Okay. Jen, go ahead. All right. So we're referring to the lady of the house.
The lady of the house. I will step out and grab my back. We have more breaking news.
Trevor Simion will not return. He has injured his shoulder.
I haven't said yet. Now I am actually going to have executive privilege on this and I'm going to
say I will open mine last. So you guys open yours first and then I will open mine. That is the only
executive decision I'm going to make in this deal. Okay. Don, why don't you go ahead about Alex
is getting organized, please? Okay, Lord, have mercy on myself. All right. Easy killer. Easy.
I know. I know. Okay. So you want me to open Gents, get first? Yes, please.
Because Alex is still getting organized. So you can fantastic pay forwards at home.
And you'll have to take her hers. Okay. Well, should he open hers so we can talk about what it is?
We can do it on air now. Have their open at home. Well, part of it's like he'd have to unwrap and it's not
old. Okay, but that's fine. I could open the on the air and then give it to her. She'll be okay.
Okay. All right. All right. So this is from Jen. All right.
I love that this is an audio medium in a moment like that. Oh, this is cool.
Well, tell us this is it. Let me see it. Let me see. Let me see. Pittsburgh Steelers
Fanny Pack like lunch thing. Do you think that's not a Fanny Pack? It's just a lunch box.
If that was a Fanny Pack, you'd have to have a shelf to put it on.
It's a normal sized lunch bag versus those huge one anyway. Right. And it has a gain rate thing.
It has gain rate in it. See what you missed. Do you see what you've missed?
I can't give it to him empty. I had to put gain rate in it.
That's why I got gain rate. You have missed all of this for the last four months.
That way Fanny Pack, you have to have a square butt. But you know what?
I got one right. But you know what? We need a picture of him wearing that like a Fanny Pack.
You hit him. That is nothing but audio gold if that happens.
All right. Now I did say you would not be the beneficiary tonight, but I lied.
Oh, wow. So that's you. Thank you guys. All right. Alex, go ahead, sir.
This is the Jen Rome gift. Yeah, Jen Rome gift. It's up to him.
It's I'm not going to make a decision for his wife. Okay. I'm maybe dumb, but I ain't stupid.
I just don't let Faith listen to the show until after she opens it.
Oh, I'll take it. Okay. See, I left I left faith in the green room. Okay. Fair enough.
Do you want me to tell you what it is? Yeah, just tell us what it is.
So he said do Americana 4. Okay. So I got a recipe book of apple pie recipes and I got her a
pie pan. Nice. That's cool. That's outstanding. And yes, Alex, it is a deadpool calendar for 2018.
Yeah. June 1st. I'm not mistaken. Isn't that June 1st?
Yeah. Thanks. Well, me interestingly enough, I have the deadpool shirt on.
All right. So it's my turn. Yes, my turn. So I don't want to thank you for that.
All right. There are two two wrapped objects in this bag. See, this is how you do this,
guys. You describe what's going on as it happens. Okay. It's theater of the mind. Okay.
They are both wrapped similarly in red tissue paper. They were in red bag. They, they
resemble a the size of a video game or DVD or Blu-ray. The first one is WrestleMania 31,
which I do not have. And because it's the one that's staying. Oh, natural. And the greatest
curb stomp no sell into an RKO in the history of ever. If you remember correctly. I do.
And the other one is roughly the same size, still in red tissue paper, keeping it uniform,
which is good for my OCD. You are going to hate mine then. Ah, yes. It is the 1967 Batman
the movie special edition. So I now have bat shark repellent. Oh, very important. And if I'm
not mistaken, yes, this does have the commentary with Adam Westonbert Ward on it. Excellent.
Because sometimes you just can't get rid of a bomb. Because sometimes you know how to use
Amazon wish list. Exactly. That's and see and that's what people don't get. I'm like, what do you
want? I have a wish list. It has like 150 items on it. Like just pick something. I'm going to be
happy no matter what you do. And then I have gems, but we'll have the lovely and talented
Mrs. Irvin open hers. I'm assuming she'll be home before too much longer. That was my handouts.
Thank you very much. Okay. So would you like to start with faiths so that we could build up this
suspense on yours. Sure. Well, yeah, go to Chen first. Give Chen her gift. Okay, Jen yours is
working way around behind you. It's a toaster. It is not a topic. I like that bag. It's an awesome
gift bag with decorated trees on it, including some red glitter Dorothy would be jealous of.
Special shout out to the central Johnny who did this. Get your glitter while you can. There might
be a glitter ban coming very, very soon. It's a true story. People are saying glitter is bad for you.
What do we have here? We have a Wonder Woman vinyl rock candy vinyl. Oh, you got the rock candy.
Rock candy is a subset of the Funko. That's a little bit more detailed. Yes, this one is the
Amazon from the movie version of Gal Gadot. Gal Gadot. How you doing? And we have. Make sure to open it.
Oh, wow. A actual comic that's there's a microphone. You need to be close. Sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry.
It's a vision of being able to say, oh, it's an actual blank journal with the Wonder Woman cover,
especially. Let me see. Let me see. Let me see. Let me see. That's classy. Oh, that's the new 52
Wonder Woman. Actually, I would like to, if I may, plug something here. Please, please shout out to
the comic shadow and his daughter. The comic shadow does a lot of the comic book covers into a 3D art.
His daughter does the coasters with comic pages and also does notebooks. So big shout out to them.
I'm a big fan. They're actually local and at all the cons. Love and we support our local artists
for people. I'm talking to you. And the final item is Lego Wonder Woman with her invisible jet.
Shiny. Youngest nephew does not get this Lego. This Lego is staying with you. Very nice. That's
outstanding. That is cool. That is cool. All right, Don, you're up. Actually, Don is up on behalf of
Oh, so you have to open Fates first. Okay, fair enough. Okay. So this, okay, this is a nightmare.
Oh, we just played the king. Sorry, if you could hear him in the background, that was the kingdom
talking about. There's a big Santa bag with red paper on top. I'm actually really proud of
this one. So I'm not even going to ruin it. I'm just happy that I'm now only three
WrestleMania's behind on my blue race.
What's a cutting board of the United States? I'll see you the Americana theme. So now she has a
just not even the best part in the bag. Okay. Oh, wow, there's an opinion. But wait, there's more.
There's more. If you act now, you'll find more presents in the bag. Okay. And
Okay, there's a square box. All right. Ignore the name.
It is Amazon done. Okay. And we can really use a new cutting board. That's cool. Good.
Good. Nailed it. And I like this. It's a good looking cutting board, too. I like it. It's in
the shape of America. It is entirely the door 48. Let's get that out. Merca.
Doesn't have Hawaii on it. Merca. Well, then a lot of Hawaii would be coasters.
How would see that's how you do it? Or like what you put like pot like pot holders on make
those the other two states. Yeah. Then you can have them all together on the kitchen counter.
Done. Now you got something the other side. You take the cardboard out of the. Okay.
Jen, please help him. People often ask me why we don't do this as a video podcast.
You're finding out why right now. Adventure awaits. Okay. Did you find the pins?
It's a cork and there are push pins included so that when you travel somewhere or you can either
say where you're wanting to go or where you have them. Oh, wow. That's kind of cool. So with the
traveling to Montana, the trip to Pittsburgh and everything, she can start putting all the places
that she has been. That is so cool. That's really dope. That's awesome. That's so cool. So so cool.
Thank you so much. And a fabulous skateboarder here. When she sees both of you, she'll thank you.
Oh, I I'm happy to do it. Yeah. Thank you, especially with what's coming for you. Oh,
Oh, I don't forget there's something that you need to talk to him about after the show. Alex. I remember. Okay.
Okay. Chad, you're up. You were about tonight. Don saw us do his. Oh, don't have to do his. I thought Chad do his. Okay.
Sure. I'm about to go for it. Okay. I was what's in him. So. Absolutely.
This is a very cleverly wrapped gift. Thank you, Amazon for a $3 plus. You know, I'm going to tell you
something. Getting Amazon to wrap the gift. God bless you, Amazon. Do you want to cut this check? It's great.
I'm a prime member. All right, Chad. It is a lovely polka dotted speckle. You can reuse that. You can totally
reuse that. It's a toaster. No, there's not a toaster. That's coming. This has a 5050 proposition of
being a repeat though. It is actually. Okay. Well, at least I know I got something. Yes, you did.
But it also ain't the only thing in that arena that he's got multiple things. So no, this is this is a
now you have one for the bathroom. Yeah, exactly. It's Prince of Private View. It's it's a collection
of photographs and stories by Prince's personal photographer that he had about the last decade of his
career. And if you know anything about Chad, him having like he likes to have one like, but he
doesn't ever mess with. Right. So yeah, no, dead answer. Well, perfectly honest, I thought I might
have been able to sneak it by since it did just come out recently. But no. And for those of you
playing the home game, this is the first time they've met. Yes, literally. This is the first time.
It turns out it is not really. We met over New Year's briefly. Oh, fair enough. Okay. If it counts
for anything, we're both equally jerks that we're like, it did happen. And Jen was like, yeah,
you met at New Year's. I didn't realize we're creeping up on a year since that day. Yeah, unbelievable.
All right. Don you're up. Don is up. There's a little like smaller package with red wrapping
Snowflake wrapping paper. Yes. Red and white. All right. Fair enough. And I'm opening this up.
A mini-john figure. Oh, I remember now.
Hey, I told you you're not the only one doing dead gifts. Oh, okay, you think. Oh, he's not done.
No, it's no. He's not. And there was John Cena out of nowhere, rather than anyone.
I can put this like somewhere. What do you put that on your dashboard, dude? Where's that one?
I want John Cena on your dashboard. That horn swagger autograph. Where did you put that?
You'll notice by his silence. How do you boo boo autograph? Where'd you put that?
They're probably all in a storage facility. So I'll put this out. Follow him up. Put them in a storage
facility or in a garbage disposal seal. And you don't have an after that, Don.
You won't be able to see it. Oh, boy. How do you not see that? What's coming? Well,
I'm telling you that one. One chain and in a super. Oh, I'm going to wear this.
Yeah, tell everybody what it is. It's a t-shirt with one chain as Superman.
I'm sorry. Can you see him show it? I can't see it. Oh, that's brilliant. That is brilliant.
Oh, it's hot. It's hot. Brilliant. What inside?
Because it looks so cold. It's a night-night football. It's a Steelers' blanket? Snuggie. Snuggie.
I don't have a snuggie. And I guarantee you a face can steal this from me. Don. Don, I know why that's hilarious.
Jen is stealing my line. You have one now. It's in your hand. Do you have one now?
I got one. So thank you. I know face can steal this from me.
Over under two weeks before face goes, which is not worth that one day.
But I did get my exactly what I wanted. He thought that the gag was out of the way with the toy.
And then he got hit twice as hard with the shirt. You got the hyzen on the way around.
All right. All right. Okay. All right. So my turn now. Yes, sir. Yes. We have multiple items in here.
Yes, you do. We start with something that resembles the super monster burrito from Freebirds.
I was going for more of the summer sausage that, you know,
there it is. It is very festive. But it's got like, it's got like clear duct tape on it. So I
have to kind of work with this a little bit. I think I just realized what this is. You may have.
Okay. So I have to give you some background on what this is.
So we went and saw our way. We talked about that. It's a toaster. It is actually a toaster.
Actually, that will be a style on that. Awesome. Because then it will be a toaster. Oh my god.
Is it a rider? No, no. Okay. So the night before they came here to Dallas,
they were in San Antonio. Okay. And there was a the six or eight man tag. Six. It was a six man tag.
Or was it eight? It was bullet club when they very special guests. It was eight.
So it was the young box, Cody, and a person who shall remain nameless versus
four other people. They did a special limited edition t-shirt for this person.
When I saw it, I lost my cool. And I'm like, if they sell this at the house show,
I don't care what I have to do. If I have to give them a pint of blood,
I am getting this t-shirt. They did not sell it at the show.
About later that night, it was ordered.
And when I show you this t-shirt, you're going to know exactly who it is.
You know what the funny part is? It's a dog castle.
It's a first step. Dog castle? No.
Shut up.
Stephen Amel wrestled with them in San Antonio. This is the shirt they made for him.
It looks like a bullet club shirt. And it says vigilante club.
And it has the green arrow mask. And instead of the skull and crossbones, it's two bones below it.
Two well played, man. How dope is it? And there's more, but there's more to this.
All of the proceeds went to his cancer, cancer charity.
That is so cool. And there was only a limited edition. And like,
pro wrestling teams is only selling it for like three days.
So this is getting wandered and worn very, very soon.
It could be more in Sunday. You don't know?
And it has green on it. So we're red pajama bottoms and you're Christmasy.
Okay, so there's more apparently.
So we're going through now and we have some white tissue paper.
The question is, I can't see if this is the gag.
Oh, this is not the gag. Oh, wait a minute.
This was what I was referring to you as a gift from Sean and me as a thank you for letting me
come here and be an idiot with a microphone. Dude, you didn't have to do that.
But you're going to want to keep digging. But dude, it's a pop of Xavier Woods.
And he's holding Francesca. And he's going to call him only digging.
Where's pages? Stop it.
That would took him in it. That one hurt.
Keep digging quick before he gets rolling.
Although comedically hilarious, I think she demands an apology.
All right, so now we have something as smaller in a green paper.
Hold off on that one.
Holding off on that one.
We do not have anything that's small on a green paper.
Well, because there's something else to keep digging.
This is not the gift you're looking for.
Okay, so we have two others that appear to be in the same.
I'm assuming that's what these two are.
Because by the way, these are, we now have Kofi Kingston.
And they are wearing, they are both of them wearing the unicorn horns.
It's them in the white and gold outfits for the new day.
The charity outfits.
Oh, is that what those are?
Okay, you better keep L.A. away from those.
I will beat him down.
These are going to work with me tomorrow because they have to be added to the museum.
The museum has not had anything new in a while.
Have you done an account on how many I have?
Yeah, close to 40 at work right now.
I've been told I can not, due to fire code, I cannot stack them any higher.
So I have...
It's going to take over...
No, I have acquired a, what do you call those things, the little...
A TV tray?
No, it's like a, there's a name for it.
It's not a hutch.
No.
It's not a hutch, but it's like...
I could call it a credenza.
So I'm now expanding out.
What's going to say, did you take another desk that doesn't have an employee just for your collection?
Well, it was part of the floor that they were getting ready to completely demolish and remodel,
and I was like, don't take that away.
Give it to me, I can put stuff in it.
And then we have Biggie.
Is this box actually wider, or are they all the same?
No, they're the same.
Okay, although that would be comedically hilarious.
That would be hilarious.
Okay, but we have to give credit to the sensational Shawnee for pulling the three matching ones.
Yeah, I mean, she got them all because there's what three or four different versions of them.
Yes, there are, that you can get.
I love that Xavier has Francesca.
And that's Francesca one, because it's still the brass.
It's not the colored one.
Okay, so now I can get this one.
Okay, yeah, here you go.
Okay, not the painted trombone as it's worth.
All right.
I have to make sure where we were in the soundtrack.
Yes, yes!
Greatest day ever!
Okay, so background.
Are you going to go all the way back to not all the way back?
Okay.
But in order for us to see the disaster artist, which we have,
and I'll be posting the iTunes exclusive for that very, very soon,
we had to see the room first.
And better not be anti-climatic after this.
Alex was my plus one for the screening of the room that we went to.
Great, we appreciate it.
We're popping this in after the show, because you have to experience,
because this is the soundtrack to the room.
Did he record his own soundtrack?
For those who don't know, no.
Now, Rome is the worst film ever made.
And it's what is the subject of the making of it is the disaster artist with James Franco.
You have to hear how terrible the soundtrack is.
It's like, think 90s R&B done by nobody that could even spell R&B.
That should be trying to play R&B with my yoga.
Not that far off.
Swinging a lasso.
It is so gloriously horrible.
Do you remember the very first question you asked me after that movie ended?
How do I not own this soundtrack?
Because it's so terrible.
Guess what?
It's so terrible.
I do now.
Yes, you do.
But I got to find it CD point.
Here's the point.
Oh, my laptop doesn't work.
We'll have to put it in the Xbox One.
Oh, my God.
But it's your Xbox One logo.
The Xbox One's just going to pack up its core.
Think about making a CD of films that Skin and Max went.
That's a pass.
That's what this thing is.
Oh, you know, even we have standards.
It is, please read just a few of the tracks.
Yeah, if we had time for stretching for the classic track,
there's no, I don't see a track listing.
On the back?
No, it's not.
There's not.
I have to open it.
It must have only been online.
I'll open it while we're talking.
Okay, done?
You must try.
Yeah.
And I'm telling you, dude, the next time,
the next time they do a screening of this,
it's fully interactive, we're going because you have to experience this thing.
They do it at the end of it all the time.
Well, they've pulled it for a while until the disaster artist cycles through.
It makes sense.
I wonder if they're going to try and do any more of the
Wizoday that they did on the 10th?
Devin Pike, friend of the show, said it will be an annual event.
No, no, no, no.
I'm talking about throughout the month or if anything,
like before it's an annual day.
If it does what it could do, they're going to have to.
Absolutely.
Because we are on the precipice of the most metamoment in Hollywood history.
It's pretty, it's pretty brilliant.
But so the Wizoday is the interactive room screening
where people are interacting with the movie,
throwing plastic spoons and the like,
a break for food and drink.
Then they show the disaster artist,
then a break for food and drink,
and then Tommy Wizoday and Greg Sisterro's new movie.
Best friends.
Best friends.
Best friends.
Shut the door!
Hi, Danny.
It is...
You come watch Good Hollywood movie.
It's...
Watching it like you might go,
I enjoyed this more than I've ever enjoyed Rocky Horror.
Go! Go! Go!
Because with Rocky Horror.
Yay! Yay!
With Rocky Horror,
Rocky Horror knew what it was.
Self-aware.
The room is totally unaware of how bad it is.
Like, at the time, and it plays through.
Yes, okay.
We have a track listing now.
Okay, there you go.
Let's see.
The room I will...
you're my rose that's that's a real thing you're my rose um oh this has the
score on it yes it does crazy chocolate is the symbol of love let's see I'm so
happy with myself I'll record everything I'll record and this is all like the
songs are actually titled by dialogue from the film yeah let's see baby you and
me was that during the love scene that they showed twice yeah there's two love
scenes and they basically just took the excerpts out of it and recycled some
of the oh yeah it's it's brilliantly bad and there's a track that's
literally called why why Johnny yeah towards the end like like I'm gonna
show Chad the actual design of the disc I just want you to to bear witness to
the wonderment that is Tommy Wiseau I'm just seeing him make a love with this
wife with his butts sticking out I am telling you don't watch the disaster
artist until you see no no no no no it's oh dear Lord I'm telling you it's
like watching the pickles before you see the result I have not laughed that
hard that consistently for that longing oh no no so Chad also wasn't with us
for that night at one point neither Rob nor I had seen the room we turned to
each other and said we got to be like halfway through this is terrible no Rob
looks at either his watch my watch it was my watch it looks at his watch and says
it's been 22 minutes oh my god the funny part is the disaster artists is
actually longer than the room but it's so gloriously terrible at one point I
act because you're you're you're it's the only time the animal you're allowed to
talk during the movie at one point I just let out because it just is I mean
because like yeah like one of the things they do there's just just shots of
San Francisco and so everybody else meanwhile back in San Francisco and there's a
couple of shots where they had they show the neighborhood from full house I was
about to say everybody starts again everywhere yeah it's and there's certain
things that you're huge and like Don said because nobody ever closes the door so
like everybody else close the door there there is literally a scene where they
forget which is the front door two guys walk in as if they're walking through
the front door it's a closet and they just leave it open to the camera and
there's one scene where a guy knocks and he answers the door they close it 20
seconds later you heard another knock they open the door they close it five
seconds later you hear another knock they open the door I mean it's okay I'm
telling you to run through the whole script not all of it we're we haven't
talked about the spoon pictures we'll talk after we'll talk after yeah not
anymore hi all right Don for lost times you are up oh thank you so he has no idea
well you just handed him a bomb yeah I mean yeah well here's the thing in the
eight years we've been doing this show almost now he's covered most of your
kryptonite and for those of you that don't know we've talked about this on the
show Don wraps all of his gifts in swag movie posters that we get from
screenings this was what two years ago it's true but great film it was last year
trolls but we're getting a sequel but it seems like foreshadowing I feel like
I'm about to get trolled here hey if it's a picture of Anna Kendrick you're
gonna be no I didn't I didn't you your Christmas gift is I think it's a
gay gift okay really yes but he should know what's yeah I'm in as a shape
in form I am in shock right now thank you sir yeah he did have limited time to
work oh I don't know I have an opening I'm just taking it for not giving me a
gag gift oh okay more than I know what it is ultimate bait and switch oh god
that would be fun it's an actual physical gag it's a ball gag it's the
Gibbs cost like and you're just like well technically see who did you get
just a picture of being rames you know what a tradition always is it's always
star it's the Star Wars Goblets oh okay and who is it the copa it's not a
goblet it's it's a month a goblet with the cocoa it is a trooper
so much he got the cow ran he got the you got the Darth Vader the Kyle and he
got a very nice and that comes with the
classic story kind of a goblet kind of a coke classic coke bottles more of a
Stein if you will thank you Don well done Don all right to the lady of the house
absolutely this is from me in a fantastic faith forward it's a cute box with a
three-dimensional she made me wrap her in the match she made me put in that faith
made me put that in I like how he sounds so dejected that she made him make it
look good oh wow thank you it is a Wonder Woman wallet purse oh very nice it's a
wallet you sure that's not are you sure that's not a fanny pack it's all
funny wow my fanny is smaller than it was the last time you saw me sir but
that's a small bag small bag that's what you're I am trying to give the woman
a compliment not just get a pipslapped you get used to it after all it's a
gorgeous wonder woman what it is looking at all it you're welcome very nice
thanks amazing is that theme oh there's more what is that from is that maize
runner you can think Alex for this one he helped no no you are not putting this
evil on me you are not putting this evil on me you will never have another
Frappuccino oh yeah you missed that night too oh what that's that's the
Alex brought a Frappuccino for Don and Don was on a Frappuccino sugar high for
about 45 minutes Corn Holyo that's the key honestly it was cool you guys tell
much movie it is on the poster it's the maize runner we already said that it's a book cover
it's been it's a book cover that's been changed okay has it wow okay this needs
explanation it actually is the Bobby Brown make-up manual but the cover has been
changed not that Bobby Brown no it's the make-up artist make-up artist but the
cover has been changed to be the Bailey make-up and for those of you that don't
know general's biggest problem with Bailey is her make-up oh yeah and I think
they've been listening because it's been better it's been better so maybe they
are listening to the show but thank you got to get the back too oh my god that is
the perfect picture it is the double thumbs up Bailey he has literally covered
every inch of things with Bailey's name Bailey's picture Bailey's logo you got
to admire the dedication that puts into it after years of experience as a
make-up artist I have put together the ultimate make-up textbook you will find
simple step-by-step lessons industry tips and insider information I promise
that Bailey make-up manual will lead you in your quest to master the skill of
make-up enjoy Bailey what's the standard of that New York Times best-selling
Arthur Bailey yeah that's a rule if you write a book you're in that's a serious
effort done yeah you know I respect the dedication respect to commit so if we
ever need to put together a ransom note I'm gonna call him that's fair that's a
fair point
yeah I'm out of rustling over their concerns this is unnerving right now okay
this is from me in a fantastic paper and he wrapped this one in kidnap so I'm so
glad it's not mine okay so it's my father's favorite actress you heard her
quote today yes I did given up on love is she yep she has she hasn't met me well
she's got to get her group back dude you're married you're off the market
she heard I got married kidnap yeah that's why she lost all hope because she
kind of gave me an idea for my life I'll never get back okay so I'm is this the
gag or oh no that's oh wait a minute we didn't talk about they actually have
the tagline for the room on the spine yes and a electrifying drama about love
and passion betrayal and lies oh I don't know does it is none of those things
I can't wait to see that movie wow okay so what we have is a very large is this
I can't get the paper off of to see if it's oh it looks like Vader a Vader
beer sign big van Vader no no big van okay the Darth one the Darth version oh my
hey I feel like mannered rap this she said is that thing is monstrous yeah she said
get some kind of Star Wars like yeah this is pretty dope dudes look at the size of that
thing this is pretty massive I love it that's no stone so I got to take chance for
helping me with the idea thank you to both the fantastic faith forward for letting
you do something like this that's outstanding yeah this is also for Alex this is from
me now before you open it this is something that just about everybody in the world
would want but only a few people the world we can't say stuff like that on air it's true
okay this is my blood pressure just go off this is something it's only a few people
don't worry we're at hour one minute yeah what I'm trying to figure out is whether or
not Don listens way too closely or just grabs random things because the first one was Dad's
favorite actress of Holly Berry this is the last witch hunter with the diesel that Sean love that
movie would have been so much better if it was three different movies also also valid but anything
with Rose Leslie gets a job how you doing Rose Leslie how you doing there's something he's gonna
cherish it is his season yes it's a not a graph photo of me are you kidding me oh wait wait wait wait
this gets better to Alex best wishes fun don go he did not sign it fun don't go and don't
forward and get a load of it just when you think you've got that just when you think you've got
the answers what he changes the questions dude no no but here's the better question what he's
so shoved in your mouth and pretzels pretzels yeah that's my pretzel pick he does love pretzels
this is stuff that should not be yeah he's holding a deck or a handful of cards that call come from
different decks okay now actually the question I have in that picture Don is very simple yeah do
you remember taking that I do actually yeah okay okay now or have you just taken multiple pictures
like that Rob has no idea well hold on one second I'm I'm in the middle of something right here
I'm just you guys know my OCD yeah I didn't realize those were on there that's okay
Sean no this part doesn't matter to me I just wanted to have it so I can see all the numbers
yeah there we go now we're good okay so for those of you that don't know there's a tradition
on this show if you've ever listened to one episode of this show you know what it is um
and I don't know what I'm gonna do next year it's got our address on it oh dear Lord I'm sure
it's our office I must say what have you done there is something inside of the I'm not going
to map quest dot com right now I'm not I'm not going to map quest dot com right now that's because
you're taking Google maps so Google earth there is an unofficial six the member of this show
uh it is Brittany Palmer UFC ring girl um we are currently in the December of did Don gets me
the calendar every year next oh hi my wife's home hello wife to Rob that spelled urban yes
actually and it's actually no it's the last year so it was it that spelled E-R-V-I-N it's how she
signed it last year so Don Don has an in I know how about that huh this year do we make wait wait wait
do we make her come in and actually she doesn't have to talk but she has to open it does that
mean I have to go get the other one yes please yes because I really want to hear the reaction yes please
oh and there's something else that came in the mail that we have to talk about off the air honey
easy killer for your next trick so while Alex is going to get the other gift
uh we have a tradition on the show every year Don gets me the Brittany Palmer calendar now this
this year is very different because 2018 she has announced will be the final calendar that
Brittany Palmer is doing really it's the last one she's doing ever I mean my wife looks so
disappointed uh so that's what that's what Don gets me every year and this is actually an oversized
poster and she also puts something custom on it every year that that because apparently she's a
member of the empire and listens to the show and I'm now opening it and this year she just couldn't
she she said you know this is the last year oh oh look at that though uh huh she said those
instead so instead of a personalization this year you boys got some autographed glassy eight by
tens one two three four so we'll have to save those and make those into a calendar for next year
oh see what I'm saying so there's the calendar oh geez the door died then broke the damn thing
don't don't worry about breaking my wife's gonna open hers okay okay the senders are returning
to that I'll give you those for your edification
is that what they call it now it's the kids are calling these days what do we have dear it's a
bird bees uh the birch bees is an approved brand at stately urban manner so and for what I think
will be the first time there is actually a gag gift in Mrs. Irving's bag wow that doesn't happen
every day I don't think that's ever happened top that one done that's your parents give me because
they know it's going to annoy you yeah that's one thing that her family does they give me gifts that
they know annoy her just great who just why I have a leg lamp from Christmas story nightlight
that we have to get a new bulb for yeah and I have a her brother brother got me a tissue holder
that looks like the Easter anything you pull the tissues out of the nose that's been banned from
the house and it's currently in my office at work well so we have her there but also we have
her there do you have to share well she is she's reading and laughing and the crazy ladies cat
farts crazy cat ladies cat farts my cat farts rainbows right but there I'm assuming it's just like
a bag of air there's something in there oh it's caught sorry can't have the sugar that's why I do
our cats do fart rainbows very very smelly smelly smelly rainbows well you want to open the back
and make sure no I really don't there's also more there's a red some red tissue paper she is
reading something no she's just trying to look she says there's no indication on the box of what
it is she's borrowing Alex's work she's borrowing Alex's glasses ladies and gentlemen we've reached
that point it doesn't work okay the glasses are not effective oh that's cute what is it dear it's a
precious moment's ornament okay for 2017 okay he cat oh it's a cat ornament cat in the stocking by
the looks of things very nice our nine hundred and forty seventh ornament by the way I like the tree
I like the tree she does a great job on the tree I say she does I don't mess with the tree the tree
is not my department the tree is not my department yeah she and the being my wife's best friend
for those of you unfamiliar and then he I got pops of your favorite wrestlers the new day
oh good oh good she doesn't like the new day sorry I love the new day blame Sean you got a nice
little mug there got a cat mug you should take that one to work that one that's that one
should go to work I think and no I'm just saying that that is a perfect desk month for her and
Jasper is getting animated about it Jasper he just took off for the green room
and and Alex thank you for getting the boys their own stocking full of toys that are now strewn
around this house that I really have to be careful in the middle of the night when I get up to get
something to drink yeah it was quite comical to see the very large hunter just laying on the kitchen
floor just like yeah there was a little bit of there's a little bit of catnip in one of those
and like cats and catnip is he is hot is it's like Chris rock and new jack city oh god hunter is now
pookie yes well that yes that is also Sean okay so now we have to get the thing that don't drop
like an anvil on my desk do this one first do this one first yeah that's always a tradition now
gay gifts you made the mortal sin you said bring it I did I know I know what did I know what this is
oh no I always wonder like I claim to be Batman but I kind of think that Don has to be Bruce Wayne
because he spends real money on things that he knows are terrible and I know what this is and we
do now have the oh I thought you'd bought a blu ray and I was really going to throw it at you
but we do now have the DVD of night of cups oh god so if you have a problem sleeping
this will help you with that because it's Terence Malik the tradition is don't watch this
every don't he always buys me my least favorite movie of the year from the previous year yeah
this movie is so bad it makes me want to hurt things
when I watch it it's yeah before you get that small that was the wrapping paper yeah
uh you did get me something wrapped in kidnap didn't you you might want to put the metal
chairs down because if I'm going to quote him if you get me this I'm going to hit with
these are these as there's two guy gifts that you got three that's number two oh geez
we see remember Don goes for quantity that's true the compensate for the lack of quality here's
exactly what I'll hit you with the steel chair there's no way in hell I'm ever opening this
I just want you to know I'm telling you now meanwhile we hear like this will not like I will take
this to movie trading company and they will go did you get a promo copy of this because it's
never been opened and I will say no because I will not watch it I would rather use this as a coaster
than ever put this in anything that resembles a DVD player but what is it it's Annabelle creation
now the last wait wait wait there's a word rob because it's a family show I can't say it out now
lastly I was traveling back from Houston on that thing and I didn't know the night when I got
back on him and as listen to the show I was gone on okay and we talked about something thanks
giving me okay so this is something that I know you will love okay okay you said this is not a
gag yeah no no no you said I never pay attention to the show and I know how much you're going to
love no you just don't pay attention to the show when you're on it I didn't say you didn't listen to
the show hey if we had a candy crush segment he'd be all over really kidding and my wife will
actually benefit from this as well so because I can see what this is now and it's you wrap this
thing like it's a turtle neck it's like being choked by a really weak guy because I now
but you love it I hate you with the passion of a thousand sons I really wish you know that
and my wife can use this because I will not use it let me guess let me get a fire of a thousand
pumpkin pie spice oh that's delicious so you can take that and put it in your coffee or whatever
your kids do well you said that you love pumpkin spice so much you love pumpkin pie
no I don't pumpkin pie is evil and must be destroyed pumpkin pie is the best of all
to thank you Alex to quote the old lady to quote the old lady from Ace Ventura pumpkin pie spice
should die of gonorrhea and rotten hell okay okay want it cookie are we clear on that yeah
I thought you could use it okay there's is that yours no no it's Sean okay okay I'll make sure
that everybody is everybody covered now yes is everybody covered yes all right well I don't
know about that but Don do you have anything else to spring on us now I think everybody got their
they're okay very good thank you guys all for everything this is amazing again we will be I will
be returning in kind and stages what you do with the show yeah I appreciate that I truly truly
do and I've always like I said I don't have friends I have family and this this show is a family
and the fact that we're still doing this it still amazes me and the fact that there's still people
listening amazes me too and we just you know on behalf of everybody in the studio and everybody
that's you know the fringe element of this thing and everybody that does this show we want to say
happy holidays to each and every one of you we're so thankful for you for coming and listening to
this lunacy wherever you are we hope that we get a chance to see everybody as 2018 approaches we
got a lot going on in 2018 it's going to be a pretty big year on multiple fronts we're looking
forward to some great things to come keep listening keep subscribing keep liking keep rating keep
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we rely on word of mouth of people to get out there and talk about the show get people listening
to the show get people involved that's how we keep doing this you guys are all amazing humans
and I've deterred I've decided that I've just tied I'm titling 2017 the year mother nature couldn't
even mess with my zen because she tried twice she did which is the reason we didn't have a show
last week and we're gonna tell that story later on we may just do a show where we talk about the
the Tommy by boy two or I haven't decided yet but I'm thankful for everybody just in general
it's it's more than I've ever deserved and it's more than I've ever dreamed of
and we're just gonna keep doing it man as long as you keep listening we'll keep doing it
anything else you guys want to add before we get out of here because this is almost the
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