The Clubhouse Podcast

Episode 14 16 The Official Un Official WWE Royal Rumble Pre Show 2024

April 28, 2024 Season 14, Episode 33
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All right, I'm kind of sad Brian's not here because then he would see how to do this
right. You know, you know, he's he's on a different. It is six o'clock on the east coast and
is three o'clock on the west coast. It is the 27th of January in the year of our Lord
2024. Hello internet. I gotta look, I gotta look here and not here because we're using a different
camera. Holy cow. It's that day. What day? Well, 651 times you have been welcome to the Clubhouse
Podcast season 14 episode 16. And if it looks a little different, it's because it is. It is one of
Alex's favorite days of the year. But let's go around the horn before we do that. Welcome. My name is
Rob. I am the executive producer of the Clubhouse Podcast. You are one stop shopper. All things sports
entertainment and pop culture. But today we focus on something else to my left. Our guest for the
day, a man who has not been on this show since this show was in a different place. We've known him
for a long time. And it was in an environment like this where we first met him. Ladies and
gentlemen, Steven Zimmerman is here. I have came out of retirement for one show. You're your HBK
in this thing? Yeah. No, I'm I'm Santa Claus. And I'm one show a year like show a year. I'm all right.
He's on vacation. You might write your left for days to my right. Your left is my cohost and a man
that us standing next to each other has got to be driving fashionistas crazy with our color scheme.
He is Alex. Not my problem. I don't think that they're tuning in just yet. We do have multiple
people in the venue and online. We are. So we're doing some good business. You should have had
this show. We are live from ex golf in Frisco, Texas. What is today, Alex?
Wrestling Christmas because it is the Royal Rumble day. The road to WrestleMania starts tonight.
We are live at ex golf in Frisco just north of Lebanon on Preston Road. Come hang out with this.
We're not charging you a cover. We've got a lot going on tonight. We have already got people that
have entered our Rumble contest. And if you know us, the Tumblr is here. I'm not saying I forgot
it and had to go back and get it. But I did. But I don't live far away. So it's okay. Lots of
prizes. Lots of different competitions going on. All sorts all around all night. Come on down.
It's 10 bucks per spot per Rumble. And there are two Rumbles. As you know,
we will be drawing those numbers after we go off the air. Now, here's how I can work.
You will draw a number. We don't know who that person is because they don't know who that person is.
If that person wins the Rumble, we don't give you $200. Couching. Now,
something we've never done before. If the person you have drawn is the first eliminated,
we're going to give you $50. Couching. So, sorry. So, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, time out.
Okay. Best or worst. Steven's like, it's the point system all over again.
I'm in an ask our racistness. So if the number you've drawn,
if no, remember how he used to give us grief about the point system we used to do.
Oh goodness gracious. So if your number, wait, wait, us, use your point system. You followed it.
Yeah. If your person wins the Rumble, you get $200. Couching. See, that makes sense.
But we felt like we feel bad for people sometimes. So if you're, if you're a person,
like if you're San Tino Morale, you don't limit it. Okay, you just stole my line.
That would be the, that's my line. That would be the fifth time in a month that we'd use that line.
I'm not beating it with your psychic friend. Now, the extra 50, we are giving to Conner's cure.
Oh, yeah, I'd ride with that. That's good. Now, our friends here at Exkolf Riches here hanging out.
They have said, you know what? We're going to go one step further.
If your person has the most eliminations tonight, they are going to donate 100 bucks to Conner's
cure in your name. Awesome. Oh, I ain't done.
If your person is in the Rumble, the longest, Exkolf's going to give you a $100 gift card to Exkolf.
I kind of want that. Oh, and I ain't done. Wait, and there's more person that comes in tonight
and hangs out. If you are here at the end of the night, everybody's going to have a raffle ticket.
We're going to draw one raffle ticket. That person also gets a $100 gift card to Exkolf.
I'm, I'm, I'm excited. I'm rolling out. We've got stanchions. We are, we are the better version
of private party right now. Well, I'm, I'm just happy that we're doing the show and Don's not trying
to kill a golf ball in the background. Also, I'll, I'll remember because Don's making sure
everything looks right. Don is here. Hello, sir. I'm here. You know, it's in golf and this place
is great. First time here. You were, you were hitting the ball well there earlier. I was watching
the right. We've got two bays on the other side of where the camera is currently. You can come
play some golf again. See, that was my joke. How's I supposed to know as your joke? I thought
he just told it on the last cycle. It was original. We know it wasn't. We've done it multiple times.
But I see Phil's back there on one day. We got some, some of Alex's friends over on the other
bay. Work friends for the next couple weeks. Yeah. Okay. Well, Phil has figured out how to cheat
the system. So his drives look longer. And what is he going to acknowledge? What are we doing?
But we are here at Topgolf. And once we're off the air, we are actually going. You can see
kind of sort of in the frame a little bit. You see the sides of the other logos. We will be showing
the plea live here. We're having a watch party. It's going to be awesome. The plea, the plea.
You, you, you acronym the abbreviation. We did there as soon as they started it because they're
not pay-per-views anymore. Please, please, please. You know what? Here's the part that's blowing my mind.
You're the first one that said plea on the show. There was that is true. That is true. Okay. Look,
you guys. I, I, I don't realize I do. Okay. I took the hat from Don on this one. I did the
research. I fact checked. Yep. Steven Zimmerman and his Zimmer Stinger's first person to say plea
on the show. No, we're not bringing that. He's not even here to start that. He's not here yet. I
wish he was. We're not doing that now. We have burned six minutes. We also, Alex has also gone
through and gotten some entry sheets for tonight that we're going to have everybody fill out.
Which it will be for the picks. Yes. And there are prop bets within that if you want extra
points and then you'll see how that all works here in a minute. You're good. If you accumulate
the Bose points tonight, we have the belts here. We will have you holding the belts. We will plaster
you all over our social media. We, you don't have to sign in a, a release to do that.
Because some places you have to sign a release. Oh, to blur the face. Yeah. Correct. You don't
have to sign a release to do that. If you want to, that's up to you. But we have that going on
tonight as well. And we've also got two AEW crates to go through. Yeah. We got a lot. So let's start
with that. But for all of that, you have to be here to win. You have to be here to get paid.
You have to be here to enter and you're missing out if you ain't here. We're in a new age. We're
in a new age where you could do everything via zoom and stuff. Not this. All right. So first thing
on here. I like the color already. I like the color based on the color. You can probably figure out
who this is because it's AEW and it's absolutely no. I know I do. Yeah. This isn't going anywhere.
Oh, I actually do like that one. Don, you have first crack at this. Actually, I'm this.
I'll pass on that one. All right. Steven, you do your pastel guy. I know. These are definitely
my colors. And it has a boom box. You know what? I'm going to, I'm going to all right. There you go.
Scissor me. Thank you. No, thank you. So let's as we always do when we have plea pre-shows
of the police show. Stop. Stop interesting. Stop this instant. We're going to run the
card and we're going to do our own picks right here live. Now a couple of things you need to know.
There have been over 1,300 superstars in the rumble over almost, uh, gosh, almost. Are you going
to do the run sheet with the weight in the mask? No. But I do have some interesting facts.
Oh, okay. Five number 30s have won. As of last year, yes. Only three people have done it
back to back. And that is Hogan, Sean and Austin. But it hasn't been done back to back in 26
years. And we'll get to a while here in a minute. Cole did screw that up on SmackDown last
week, but he did self correct. I also thought it was interesting that punk's last televised WWE match
was this event 10 years ago. Yep. I believe it's 11. They said they said a decade. Well,
I think they were making it simplified. I think it was 11 years ago. Don, if you don't mind. Don,
how many we talked about this before? How many women's rumbles have there been? Are we? It's been five
or six, right? I have to look. Let me look. There have been no multiple winners in the women's.
I think that. No, no. That's the only one that's been in all of them.
I just know my girl won the first one. So I was happy. That is true.
So let's run the card a little bit. United States title on the line.
Logan Paul takes on Kevin Owens. Steven. Okay, I'm going Logan Paul. I love everything this
kid's doing. And he's doing it at such a high level so quick. He's amazing. He's so good for
the business that you just you gotta let him skyrocket to Mania with that thing. And then you
can really start flirting with the idea of some dream matches going that way. Alex, I've said it
before. I'm going to repeat my unpopular opinion. Logan Paul is this generation's John Cena.
He's going to win. He's going to hold on to it. The kids love him. The adults hate him. Done.
Logan Paul will keep the title. It might be shenanigans, but he'll keep that time. Prime bottles
included in this match at all over and under on three. I'm taking the over. All right. So I'll have
to just before the three and every flavor will be represented. I count the rainbow pop is three.
Okay. Are you talking about the bomb pop? That was good. They call it that. It tends to
where you're from. It's called both. Never seen it that. I mean, there's no, I just don't see
Kevin Owens winning this match because this is what you need to make Logan Paul legitimate in
this company. And he needs to carry the prop for a while. And the other aspect with that will know
if I may please do. How many times does somebody win a title and then lose it in their first
defense when it's not a cash. Sasha Banks. What? Kane. That is a fair assessment. So how long
ago was that? Let's go say everything. That's a that's a different story. So he's not wrong.
Okay. First rumble with the women. Uh-huh. 2018. And you're here. So 18 19 22 22. This is the seventh
tonight. Math. I am terrible. The math. That's why I hated your point system. We hated it too. I
don't know why we did it. I was always complaining with you. There was long vision. You don't know
why we did it. I don't know why. I made it so. Also, I did like how everyone kept trying to
steal points. I still call the hardy boys winning that ladder, Matt. I want it.
Doc still complains about the battle royal decade later. Fatal for away for the WWE Universal
Championship tonight. Roman Reigns versus Randy Orton versus AJ Styles versus L.A. Knight. Yeah.
And I've got a couple. I've got one interesting thing to talk about here because last week on
SmackDown, I was thinking about the fact that people make such a big deal about the fact that
L.A. Knight is 40 years old. So I went and did the research on all four participants in this match.
L.A. Knight is 40. Randy's 43. AJ is 46. Roman's 38. Yeah. Steven. I'm, I'm riding with Roman. I mean,
I don't know why you would pick anyone else. I would love to see Randy do it. It would be a
nice little swear or something. But it just, it doesn't make sense. It's going to be Roman retaining,
running wreck shop to Mania and then whatever happens there is, we'll be history. Alex, the only way
this isn't Roman is if somebody else shows up and my fantasy booking becomes true. But I don't see
that happening. I'm sticking with Roman done. Unfortunately, Roman's going to be shoved down
or throw it's even more. That's getting old. Like if that is what she said. Yeah. And also,
and we know right now, it was 2014 when last one punk was in the rumble. So 10 years ago.
2014. I'll take it. Thank you, Don. Don, make sure you keep an eye on the chat room. See if there's
any comments in there. You'll see a little number show up. Well, be a thing in there.
I'm looking at the comments at the top left, right corner of the screen.
Your other right. Okay. There you go. If there's a comment in there, the little number will show up.
Other right. Nothing yet. Okay. Good. There's no way Roman drops this out of tonight.
There just are you really that confident that there's no way? No way. Oh, because we all know what's
coming. I don't, I don't, I refuse. I'm fighting the power. I don't want that to be a title match.
But I can't, didn't I, did I not give you my fantasy booking on this? If you have, I've forgotten
and I apologize. Rock Roman will not be a title match. Okay. Because if I book this,
rock comes out and he says, that belt means nothing to me. You have said this. Yeah. My fantasy
booking is rock says, okay. That's his thing in it. Rock says. Yeah. Very good.
Because now he owns the name. So congratulations, Dwayne.
Well, what I want at Mania is I want to be officially recognized as the tribal chief. You
can, you don't have to defend the title. I want the name. And that's how you protect Roman with
the title because as I've read the current plan is for Roman not to drop the title until Mania
next year at a minimum. And that, that to me is the only thing that makes this story interesting
if anything. Yeah. I saw that they're trying to hold out rock Roman for the next Netflix deal.
That happened. So I think they're just trying to talk about that here in a minute because that
happened this week. Well, there's also been rumblings about a very large check being cut by a
land down under to try and get that match happening then. I had another chamber. I had a chamber.
Well, I had another fantasy booking of that too. Well, to clarify, you remember my fantasy booking
is rock costs Roman the match in some way, not directly, maybe directly. And then you get the
tribal warfare, tribal combat, whatever they're going to call it at Mania for the head of the table.
Oh, I haven't even, I don't think I've told you the fantasy booking came with last night for
for elimination, limitation chamber. You have talked about it here in a minute. Steven was,
you were there for that that board at the old place, right? And it called it and it was like a team
triple age versus team Mark Merrill. I was like, that was 15 years ago. Yeah, I was bad.
Great. Let's talk about rumbles. Oh, oh, yeah, we got another shirt here in the first
period. It is a good point. Good looking out done. I had it back.
Yeah. I'm not so certain. Oh, I see. Who is this?
Surrea. Is that Oh, there's the, okay, now I can see the name of the top letters over it. Yeah,
actually, I'll take Surrea. Don, you've got first choice. I'll pass. Oh, Steven. As
much as you know, I love that woman. I'm actually going to pass. I have enough women wrestling
t-shirts. Yeah, I, this one's a little too much for me. Yeah, I'm a pass. Alex wants it. I
very, yeah, there's multiple levels to that statement. All right. Good and this gracious.
Hey, oh, you were saying worse things. I just saw something very interesting. Where's the,
where's that band? All right, handkerchief. You need to press right now. We only know of four or
five people in the women's rumble, which I, I kind of like it the less people we know. Don't,
well, you can't look at the thing. I'm sitting right there. That's the point of the thing.
I like knowing less number of people in the rumble. I don't like known who all is going to be
cosine. Yes, agreed. I see what five years where they literally told you all 30. Yeah.
And we only know of like six in the women's right now. And we're at 11 in the men. Don.
What's that? Who wins the women's rumble tonight? Oh, it's going to be Bailey. Okay. Alex, I agree with
Don, but I don't necessarily want to. I can't see anybody else being a good pick in that unless
it's Becky, but I think that happens sooner. And I think it's going on, brother. Good to see you.
I'm going to say if I can't go back on. Yeah, you are quickly. I think that they're going to
try to get damage control being all the belts in the women. And if they, she gets the
call with Bailey as well. Yeah. So she gets it. She can go after the other title. And they,
you know, have all the belts. Steven. Yeah, I'm going with Bailey. I've been thinking about
this one for a while. And they've been giving her a lot of a lot of acknowledgement. And like,
even triple H was a couple of paper views ago say she's the MVP of the woman's division,
but no one's really paying attention. I think he just basically told you, all right, this is
what's going to happen. Come any season. Alex has a question.
If it is this obvious, at least to our understandings right now, is that why the women's
has to go first? I think so. I don't know. Do you agree with us? Let's clarify. It wouldn't
surprise me. But I don't think that's the reason. I don't think, to me, that's a deciding factor.
Okay. Well, that's, I asked the question. I think I think the women's go second because there's
so many unknowns. I've read that the women's death start off. Oh, and then the ins with the men.
Could you find who, who that was from to make sure we had a good source for that? Yeah. Sean,
Sean Ross Sapp. Oh, SRS. Yeah, that guy. I saw him. It's pretty accurate. They sing his name in
cofee's intro. They do? SRS. Okay. You're all right. No, I don't know what's happening.
Oh, frightful. Okay. Yeah. That's Sean. He works for frightful. Followed by the four-way
then the U.S. titled in the men's rumble. Men's, is it reversed? Why not? The U.S. is about
actually there's Rachel here. Men's run hold on. If I can, they already listed more than five women.
I don't, I don't want to know. We don't want to know. Don't want to know. I want all I know is what I
saw last night on Smackdown and I'm good with it. Smackdown. Men's rumble is going to be interesting.
Let's just be real for a minute. Hogan is not in this rumble. He's doing the cold. And that's it.
He's not in this rumble. Although we are celebrating 40 years of Hulcomania question mark or should
be or celebrating question mark 40 years of Hulcomania, 40 years of distractions. Let's go. Brother.
I can't, I can't pick, I can't pick the winner in this. There's a way I'm leaning, but it's not
necessary. I think this is the first time where you can kind of go into this blind and there's,
they've lobbied it so well that they give you kind of four options, but it might not even be one
of the four options just based off what they want to do. They did a great job highlighting. Yeah,
like, like, there's good cases for the four that they've been really addressing, but I mean,
we all know Andrade El Edelow is winning the Royal Rumble. You know what, I wouldn't be surprised
if he gets hot shot at, but if I have to make a pick, Cody goes back to back.
Because they've been talking about it so much, because nobody's done it since Austin,
and that was in the 90s. It has been 26 years. I feel like we're setting that up. And I still think
last year him being 30 was the wrong thing to do because everybody knew.
Yeah, I'm, I'm anti Cody. I just, I, I, he, who you got? You know what? I'm going to do the wild card
pick of this, but I'm going to go with Gunther. I like that. I'm going with him. I know it's not
going to be right, but I, I mean, I did call Dolph Ziggler to win random wins and it happened.
You, you have done that on multiple occasions. I'm sorry. That would be Nick Nemeth to you, sir.
Still Dolph Ziggler to me. There's the shirt. Now, I honestly, I feel like this is low hanging
fruit for punk. But at the same time, going back to what you said, the only way Cody should have
been 30 last year is if something happened, like what happened to our truth where he gets jumped
on the way and can't be in the rumble. We wanted to wish you a happy WrestleMania day, by the way.
Absolutely. That was on Twitter today. But I, I, I feel like I love the booking for this. They've
highlighted a lot of good people. I feel like Gunther is going to get his shine, but he'll be like
that, that middle of the rumble match chasing Cain's record with eliminations. But then it's
ultimately going to be punk coming in at like 28. I think, I think Gunther's in your final four.
I agree. I 100% agree with that. Done. Our truth was mine. I wish that. That happens.
We all win. If that happens, greatest, non-weekly show of all time.
Well, think about it. Remember, we almost, we really thought for a minute,
Santino was winning that chamber match. Remember that rumble? No, no, there was the chamber match,
too, for the title. He was like, he was like, there, and he was like getting high.
Because he just, I was like, brings up the $100 bills. I was, oh, okay. So,
I would say Cody for the back to back, but if I had to bet and pay, yes, it'd be Gunther.
If I had to really pick one, okay. So, as the card stands, grade the card, done.
With only four matches and let's get some thing, especially if Gunther wins as much as I like it,
I'm going to say B right now for a rumble. Okay. Steven? Because it's the best plea of the year.
Overmania. It's the best plea of 2024. Yes. That's a hot opinion. So, anyways,
I'm going to, I'm going to give it an A, just because it's the rumble, surprises,
everyone gets excited. And like, if you don't like wrestling, this is the one event I always tell
people you will love it because you don't know what you see. Alex, this is my favorite event.
It always is my favorite event of the year. I agree with both statements. I hate that there's
only four matches. I miss the days and this might sound unpopular, but I miss the days of the
double duty where you had like a tag match and then you were in the rumble or you were defending
the IC title Gunther and then in the rumble or something of its ill because it also helped
explain why these guys are still great, but maybe they don't win the rumble because they're tired,
but the way that this is being booked even with four matches,
it's a solid A for me because I honestly don't feel confident in any of my picks. It's awesome.
I'm sitting at a B plus just because I'm doing that thing where I want to give it room.
That's fair. But I mean, we are going to say this will be, this will be the most fun rumble
we've watched in years for a couple of reasons. One, because of what you mentioned, Alex,
two, because we're here at X Golf and Frisco. Oh, I got it in there. Yeah, I do want to say,
which we talked on the last show is I think that they should every year make a tradition where
the big four titles run the line in the two rumbles. But remember, we talked about this last
last week on the show. I disagree now. I agree at every major every title should be on the line.
The rumble to me is the exception. We have a comment. Just click on the little tab and tell me
what's going on in there. Don's learning the system. I usually do this, but I'm on the other
side of the camera. Well, technically, you and I are both tagged human hits. All right. Who's it from?
You know that deal biggest fear tonight. Goldberg and your surrumble. Who is that? It says,
all it says is from you know the deal. You know the deal. I think I know who that is. I think
you're turning. I think I think I don't like this person. I think he thinks he runs Dallas. Yeah,
I think I think if I hear a Pokemon joke in the first five minutes of you being here, I'm putting
you down. But I think this this is going to be a lot of fun tonight. I'm very much looking forward
to this. We are we're so stoked. We're here at ex golf in Frisco. Come out just north of Preston.
Just north of Lebanon. I'm pressing. I'm sorry on the left side of the road. The west side of the
road was we're going to be here for the whole thing. And there's dollar drafts tonight by the way.
And before we move off of the rumble, I want to ask a question of the panel. Please do.
Pick or choose whichever way you want to enter it. Number one, who would be that person to show up?
Would be an absolute shock, but you would be ecstatic for or
two. Do you want to make a prediction on something that crazy? A la AJ style showing up in
2016, which by the way, that's eight years ago, sir. I remember if I can't on the man's
the rock coming in and winning. Which for which is that your prediction? Or are you saying that?
That's not your shock. Okay. I would not put that out of the realm of possibility. No,
I wouldn't either, but I don't like that would make me sad.
I don't know. Like there's nobody. I think Edela would be. I think that's a gimmie, though. That's
that's not that. Yeah, that one's not a shock. It's just unexpected. The two that I'm the two.
I'm really looking at right now is because I'm going to say one of them there.
Kazuchko Kata or Jacob Fattu. If it's Fattu, I will lose my mind because I think he's on the
contract. They've been having a lot of discussions with other people for one offs, but he also
signed a five year deal either last year or the year before. Two words.
Braun Breaker. I think that's a given that that's going to happen.
And he's going to go and he's there. He's going to go. He's getting so much better.
Actually, let me put it this way for you. I believe he's in the match. I wouldn't be surprised
if he's the highlight of the final four because you have the three guys that can win it and one
that you kind of don't expect which years ago was Morella. You you mean to tell me you don't want
a random like Mr. Perfect final four like I love that man. I always let this work. I miss him.
All right, Stephen, we have a micro brawler. We have a sticker. We have a DVD and we have a bunch
of different items. So you tell me what we're going to do next. Let's do the micro brawler.
The micro brawler. Wow. Is it appropriate? Is it appropriate? It ties into an item we have
already revealed. It is a it's not a chase variant, but it is a variant. Huh.
It is the all pink version of Billy Gunn. Don. I'll pass. Stephen. No, I'll pass. Alex,
a very respectful pass. All right, then it goes to me. I do like the micro brawlers. So I will
keep it. That's why I kind of hold it off for you. Some headlines from the last week. We have
the announcing trip, uh, AAA, AAA Mania 32 will be August 17th at the arena CDMX, which seems
not a little bit later than normal, isn't it? I haven't seen AAA Mania. I have not seen AAA Mania
in like, well, seven years, but the thing they've started doing is it's not even really AAA Mania
anymore. They've been doing multiple events over multiple months and it's like, okay, pick one.
Either it's your big event or it's just what you do from now on.
I hope you haven't been watching on the run sheet because the next thing I am so excited about.
I wish Doc was here. I respectfully do not look at your notes because you want genuine reactions.
DeFi wrestling February 9th, Washington Hall and Seattle. It will be DeFi 7 in a ravenous
redemption match. I don't know what that is, but I don't care because I'm all about the
participants. You mean ravenous? It's a good either way. Okay. I'm just I'm confirming.
I'm an American. I was thinking Raven was having another house. No, honestly, I thought that
it was to stay with me Christopher Daniels. Yes. Versus Curryman. I want this. I need to see this. No,
it was that brought us back. Curryman, remember. I need to know what's going on. Also,
they you'll figure out Curryman in about five minutes. Okay. I think she is one of the greatest
gimmicks ever. And I you have to you have to show her the. No, that was rice, Doc. Okay, I'm trying
to figure chips. He had a hat. He had the rails go. It was one wrestler that had the chips in the
hand or something like that. No, that was he had that was something else entirely. Okay.
I need therapy. I'd like to apologize to our audience currently. This is what I have to do.
Part of it. There's rich dogs. Rich is here. Rich is here changing this up there quickly.
Okay, same person. Biggie, Richard. The plea itself starts at seven. The pre-show starts at six.
So you have plenty of time to come in. And the Wii show is on now. Okay. I'm the path of the Wii show.
Yeah. Okay. We are on now. They can tune into Facebook, Twitch, YouTube. We're on now.
Comment from the same person. Okay. Biggie return would be awesome. It would be awesome.
But almost redeems the gold. He has no he has no time table at this point.
Put him at the table. This is starting to sound like rotten Russ.
Russ is actually at a a family celebration tonight. Very nice to meet her earlier.
MLW has announced Akira versus Simey Callahan in a death machines rules match. It's Superfight February 3rd.
But Callahan, Callahan, all of a sudden on Tommy Boy, Callahan Auto Parts.
He is allegedly not signed though to MLW at this point. He has been working individual dates.
And he is one of the only people I don't hate from Ohio. That is your dude.
Only professional wrestler I can talk to. I die strange news from NWA because
is there any other kind? They they're saying that hard times March 2nd will stream on the app.
But they're not saying if they're going to show it on the app, therefore not making it a paper
view. But I'm also reading the words taped and streamed. So I don't know if it's going to be you
can just watch it the next day or how that works. I don't know that they know. It's also fake. Let's
be honest. Once the last time NWA had a plan. I believe it started in 19.
You're started in 19. I want to I'll give it a NWA 70. That was the last time. And I believe that
was five six. Just so you know, TNAs weekly shows now called TNA Impact Still. And they have brought
back explosion, which you can get on the app. They're their international show. I'm sorry,
isn't there an exclamation point in one of those? Impact exclamation point. Yes. Okay.
Did you see they have a new ring announcer? I did not see this. It is Josh Alexander's wife.
Is there a new ring? Oh, okay. She did a great job on Thursday night. I watched it. She actually
started at the paper view. Yeah. She did a great job. I did like it. You know, I talked about this
the other day. I don't know if it's because of the venue they were in. But Ray Holt and Hannah
Finn were actually in like a luxury box for the for the announced table. And I thought that
was kind of a cool they could look out over everything. If you're looking at the ramp,
they were up into the right. And I thought that was really cool. Top dollar is now AJ Francis.
Technically he was. Yeah. Before that. I was AJ Francis when he was on the dolphins. He's
always been AJ. I'm just saying that just your roster accordingly.
Kazarian turned on EY. And what do we know about EY? Don't be relaxed.
So I was watching because I have to watch impact the next everything I watch is a day late.
But I have to watch impact the next day because I don't have access TV.
We had to make sure everybody knew who was in attendance on impact this week. If I told you,
we had a Jeff Simmons sighting. Does that say anything to you?
No, I'm just glad it's not Taylor Swift. Wait, wait, but didn't he sell insurance to somebody?
Maybe because he's not with 98 degrees. I was like, wait, wait, there were members of 98 degrees.
His name wasn't like cliche. Yes, there were two of them. Yeah, apparently he wanted to jump in
before I could get the joke. I did like the dirty dango angle. Mr. I was working the whole.
I hate pro wrestling. So he was in a tag match with Oleg. And so when the match started,
he just grabbed the chair and sat on the ramp and talked on his phone.
They had two jobbers in there. Oh yeah. Yeah. But the thing with Alpha Bravo when they first started
doing that, what he was talking about, didn't you, weren't you in Vietnam? He's like, yeah,
I was there on vacation a couple of years ago. And he looks to give me because
be a bap and nah. It's like, okay, fair enough. And Mustafa Ali is coming. Mustafa,
that ending on the day and the promotion. But I, you know what? He's doing great work.
And the accent. He's doing great work. And he's showing up everywhere. Yeah, here's the thing.
These promo videos have been great. Yeah. Well, they wouldn't, um, who's, um,
Ziggler's new Nate, what's his name? Nick Nemeth using his real name. How they brought up,
use the term Dolph Ziggler, because you think they have that correlation with WD,
are they allowed to do that? I think as long as they don't make money off of it. Yeah. Yeah.
Yeah, because he said they use it all you want. You just can't print it or put it on the screen,
really. Yeah, you don't talk about that one. Yeah. Okay. All right. So
we find out this week that come January, Monday Night Raw, moving to Netflix. I have questions.
Rest holds. First of all, we know it is $50 billion over 10 years. So about a half a billion a year.
Will the first show be day one? Probably. No, you know what it'll be.
They'll do something like New Year's Revolution. They won't go back to the day one fountain,
because that didn't work because we have a carousel of Raw's going to Netflix. NXT going to
CW. It is no longer the CW. It is just CW now. Don't ask me why I don't work there. Because, you know,
it really messed back down. Now, now, you say 50 half a billion. Is that what Netflix is paying
for the right? Yes. Per year. Per year. Half a hundred million dollars per year. So they keep on
knocking on my subscription rate a month. Okay. I got that on me. Okay. We don't know that yet, Don.
So we also found out that if you have the lower subscription rate, you will get commercials,
but if you have the higher subscription rate, you will not get commercials, which now means I have
to commit three full hours versus two watching it on delay without the commercials. Just know if
there is a headlock. Fast forward. Yeah. You think it will be like peacock where you could watch
live or do it. Because I don't know if anything live on Netflix. No, they've done a couple of
things. Yes. They did the F1 race. Okay. They've had it started with Japan. And they did Chris
Roxley this week. We have the full price without the commercials. So what would be when you're
watching it on? You're not one of the poor. No, it's okay. It's okay. I don't know. I was
giving credit with it. I'm one of the poets. I still toppers. Go ahead, Don. Please. Okay. My
question is, if I'm watching it live and we don't have the commercials, if you already have the
the Lawrence of kitchen, you're going to see commercials here there. Where are they going to show?
You're going to, well, you're going to continue to watch the match. That's why I said the rest holds.
No, I talk about like between matches. So when they go to commercial, what are we going to be
viewing a whole lot of WWE commercial? It'll probably be a WWE show. It'll be promos for the next
plea. Honestly, I don't know. It's probably going to be a lot like what we have between matches
tonight. Could be. Okay. There's been also some confusion. So let me clear this up because I've
done the research. If you do not live in Murca, America, you will get the please on Netflix.
In Murca, please will remain on Peacock. Oh, not because with SmackDown going to USA, you still have the
connection to Comcast Universal Peacock. So that let's be clear on that because a lot of people are
like, Oh, now I got to watch the please on Netflix and everything's going to go there. No, only if you
don't live in Murca because the network is still a thing overseas. The network will fold into the
Netflix platform for people internationally. But now we got to figure out, is this deal going to
start early because the deal with USA ends October 1, which means raw at this point will be homeless
for three months. And the question is, besides raw, do you get other past programming?
That will probably still be on Peacock, but we'll find we'll have to find that out. Now,
I'm sure there's some kind of something in the deal for Netflix that says we'll have raw for like
a month. I know. Here he comes. Okay, Ellie are. Man, I got bad credit. Okay.
Comment came in. Ellie Arif, who wins tonight? Which just came in right now. Who is it from?
Says Ellie Arif, ALI, space ARIF. Who wins what tonight? That's all it says is who wins tonight.
You do. We all do. We're watching this. You've already. Yeah, we've done our we've done our
picks earlier in the shows. You can go back and watch those earlier because we're already
isn't secure. It's a great chance here. Liz is here. I would say LA is here, but he's on
camera. So you already know. What are you? Is that what the kids are calling that these days?
It's shot to Scott Roon. Rob Crayon. So Seth Rollins reportedly has the MCL tear and a partially
torn miniscus. Now, if I book this, and I'm just going to burn through this because we got to
keep moving. We're 21 minutes to the end. I would have had Seth drop the title, coastline,
put the title in the chamber. And here's the kicker. Put that belt on Grayson Waller. Good night,
everybody. Wait, was that I think we just lost viewers for that? You want to blow the wheels?
That's what you want to get people talking because you're already in Australia.
Oh, you want me to you want me to one step this for you? Please do. He does it by betraying Austin
theory. And then you set that program. Let's go. I'm here for it. Love and WWE Bianca and Montez kicks
off next Friday on the Hulu. I think all episodes will be available at one time. Oh, so
you're we saw your WWE 2K 24. You got Cody Rhodes will be on the cover of the standard version.
They're saying that there's going to be two different deluxe's one with Bianca and one with Ria,
but it looks like they're both on the same one. So I don't know. Oh, yeah, no, it's it's a dual
cover. Fair enough. The problem is is the way they're wording that press release with it's like
with their own individual cover. It's like there's two. That's not individual. I also like that
the 40 years of WrestleMania cover that looks cool. That does look really good. Kevin Patrick.
LA says it's a nice cover. Kevin Patrick has been released. Michael Cole was on Smackdown last night
as a one time thing is what they're saying, but they haven't said who's going to replace him.
Shucky Ducky, quick, quick. Ria Ripley has now passed 300 days as champion champion.
Congratulations.
It's a one hour show. I think I think my enforcer said that was racist.
But just now let him speak. Butch has now peed done again. Thank you.
LA night with the line of the night last night to AJ Styles. You'd be smart if you weren't so stupid.
I really enjoyed there's another word in there, but we don't do that. Okay, Russell just
first off. Hi, guys. What's up, Russ? Hi, LA. Sorry. I can't be there tonight.
It's apologizing to you personally. Yeah. We don't matter as much.
I remember I'm so happy. I saw that electoral Lopez faced her and didn't last
long because now she's back with Lagana. She got that going for you.
Well, we're going to go back. Yeah, are we going to go back to the I'm one person on NXT.
I'm another person on the main roster aspect. I think this is going to be a thing.
Maddie, a picture here. So let's get back to the one of our all of the crates.
LA, I'm going to let you choose. We have a pin. We have a DVD. We have and we have items.
Plural items numbered one through three.
One item one. Hey, kids. Do you like extreme sports? Do you want to be like Darby Allen?
Oh, yeah. And have your own Darby Allen makeup kid because I got one done. I have to pass.
Stephen, don't know. Just I'm already naturally beautiful.
This is going to the swag box. I was going to say I was going to say you could give it to LA. He could do
white face. Yikes. So it's life. The comments. And we had if we have new women's tag team
champions now, which I really thought they'd wait for. I like that Gunther didn't flinch after
screwing up the day of the rumble. Oh, I just kept going. Okay, quick comment. All the again says
my early prediction Roman retains title in my band and rock returns to confront Roman. What's
your thoughts? Hey, the birthday man's here. We all agreed on Roman holding up and then you're
going to get ready because it is the rehearsal media. That's not him. That's super. It's not the same
person. I really thought that Cody Punkwood have closed the show instead of top of hour three
because that was great television. Yeah, it was. You owe me a soda. We got plenty.
NXT Breaker and Corbin do advance in the Dusty and you'll have your other semi-final this Tuesday.
Ava Rain is now your GM. Love it. Youngest GM ever. Sorry, sorry. I think Alex just said you're on
a yawned into the microphone. And Battleground is now an NXT plea and it is set for May 26th.
I will put that comment in my pocket. We will discuss it off in Savannah, Georgia and
Raw will be in the same arena the next night because that's a memorial day weekend. So you'll
just get probably easier on them. Apparently getting into a little bit of AEW talk.
Jericho has filed for the trademark to seek and destroy. I think Stingwood like a word.
I don't know that he owns that. He's used it but it is. And that version of that song that he
used is probably one of the best versions of that song. It is. But at the same time, I don't believe
they ever own to the rights that they paid a licensing to Metallica. If anybody does, it's WWE now
because of the WCW thing. The rankings are returning at the end of the month.
The question is, are they going to make sense and matter?
Speaking of you totally like transition that would not know when I was going to say next,
well played because I was talking about things mattering. With the way Ring of Honor works,
do title matches even matter? No, no, they don't. It doesn't air for five days after they tape it.
Well, at that same time, in the age of the internet, when has any of that matter?
That's also fair. If it's on delay, we know what's happening, move along.
I don't have my sound effects board, but we do have an Adam Page lower third update. Go on.
On Dynamite, his lower third just said, going through it. It's all set.
And as you would often say, aren't we all? Another great segment was the Tony Serm Deanna Pirato.
Oh, promo off. So good. Splitting the black and white on one side and the color on the other
and the matching tattoos. I thought that was really cool. He's a Darby Allen makeup.
Yeah, we should bring this to the AW show so that when the makeup starts to rub off,
we just give this to him. And then he can touch up and he'll be fine as there's always the low pay
where he winds up outside like he got murdered and you just handed to him. All right, let's go through.
Let's just start pulling stuff out of this crate. That's all I have on the run. Turn in Vernon. Let's go.
All right, we have. Oh, I like when they do this. We have another micro brawler.
But it's a mini and it is still in the package. We do not know what is in here. Oh, mystery.
All right, yeah. Don, are you going to roll the dice on this? Yes, I am. All right. Don's going to roll the dice.
And here's the thing. Don't bring the microphone. I
that there's one gold sting in there somewhere. Oh, no, I'm going to open it here.
And so I want you to open it though. I want you to open it. There's only one made if it's in here.
Yeah, there was one gold sting and that could be if it's yours. It's yours. If it is, we can take it.
I got a, oh, I
something that doesn't have a thing to open thing. I'm going to let you handle that. Let's go to the DVD.
There you go. March 7th, 2021. I'm good with things. It is Revolution 2021 Don.
I'll take that. I never took a DVD before. All right, there you go.
No, it is not. It's because Don's going to take it. All right, the micro brawler mini has been open.
There's a Ralphus joke just waiting to happen. Uh, it is not the gold sting.
It's not singing. Oh, you're absolutely correct. Sure. Mox.
Is that supposed to be? Look at the back of it. Yeah, that's supposed to be mox. Look at the back of it.
Oh, it's got the mox on the back. Done.
You know, I'll throw that in the trash. Alex, I'll take it. All right, many brothers are somebody who loves him.
We have a decal in this particular crate. I like how LA was all smiles until he got on camera. Hey, he has to be. He has to be the important. He has an image still with home.
Chris Statlander, Don. Stephen. I do like her nose, but not my past. All right, Alex. I don't know Stokely personally, so I will pass. All right, I'm going to put on my god. It's the blue steel details. It is the lucid. We have a pin.
Probably one of the better pins they've done in a minute.
It is bullet club gold. Oh, very nice. I always leave the pins for you. I'll pass. Not when this was released.
It wasn't. Stephen.
No, I'll pass. I will take that one. All right, there you go. We have a poster.
I think I know where this is going. Full gear. Yeah, this is not going past Don.
Because it is the poster for mox versus MJF. I don't take the posters.
You're not a poster in your office. You got a lot of posters in your office, but don't you don't want this one? No, I see that's pretty neat, but I like the art. So I'm going to pass on it. I will pass, because we're just going to put it in bonds back. And he's not going to know about it.
I'm going to put this in a swag box. All right. And now we say the end of the first crate. We have the autograph.
The I'm sorry. Did you just say the end of the first crate and we have 10 minutes to go? That's why I'm burning through this. We have 11 minutes.
And we're going to be selling a lot of rumble spots here as soon as we go off air. So I can see people waiting. The sharks are circling. We're here.
My boys over there. Get the money out. Start putting it. Get the money out. Hand it to LA.
A lot of crap is one Brody King. I'm taking that. Oh, don't bring the microphone. He didn't want the poster with MJF on it, buddy.
Sir, you're trying to use logic with Don. You're not wrong. You're not. You started sweating really heavy about getting that.
Okay. Let's get into the other crates. Rollin.
Your first t-shirt. I don't know. I'm going to wait. I'm going to wait. I'm being courteous.
It's for Adam Copeland. It is the rate at our superstar. Don. Don's going to take it. All right. I'm just going to throw it to you.
There you go. Thank you. Thank you. I did say it was kind of like old school private party. And now we have the guy.
Hey, Darrell, can I get security? No, you were the security, sir. You're the tallest one over there. Get over it.
It's you or Mike. Another great t-shirt from this crate because they are living legends. It's an FTR t-shirt.
Oh, that is very nice. That's a nice job. You want it? Okay. You need to say what that means.
There it is. I'm just going to, I'm not even going to do you guys actually. We're going to go.
Um, okay. This is funny. Funny. This is funny. It is a five-packed pencils that are labeled property of Sanjay Dutt.
I. I'll take it. Yeah. Yeah. I knew that was going to be an educator. I need these.
Wow. Wow. Wow. Don't you look at me either with that. Someone says it's about time somebody did this.
We have pink handled scissors for the acclaimed. Don. I will take them. My classroom is set.
You have to do that. Both of those have to go in your classroom. Yes. Okay. They're going.
We have a very bad. I'm picturing him trying to mess with the kids with the scissors. No.
I didn't say he would. I said I have the mental. We have a very small embroidery patch.
It is very nice. But it is also very evil.
It is very tiny. Danhausen logo. Don says no. I will say yes. Steven's on a roll. Go for it.
Medicare. Okay. The pin does not go past on. Okay. The pin actually does say. I don't
if you catch this on camera. He's our scumbag. Look at that. Look at that. Look at that.
Look at that. That's very nice. But you know what you need to do? You need to set the pin on top
of this to hand over. He doesn't want the thing. Yeah. You can come get this because I will.
I will ninja star this and it will hurt somebody. The micro brawler. The micro brawler is out of date.
Even though this is how it was released this month. Interesting. Because it is labeled as luchus
aurus. Don. Pass. Pass. Alex. Pass. Pass. All right. Well then I have two micro brawlers.
The poster in here is for the Iron Man match. It is another MJF. The 60 minute Iron
match from revolution last year. MJF versus Brian Danielson. Just take it. See that's actually
a better poster though. So we have what appears to be a either a flag or a flag.
It means the flag. Oh. It is a Samoa Joe flag. Oh.
I'm going to pass on it. I'm going to take it for your security guys. Oh, I will take it for security as the
guest. Yes. Thank you. Yeah, I'm worried about Joe. Joe is the bag. Joe is doing great work right now.
Last item. And by the way, we got a swag table over here. Whatever you want. Take it. I'm good with it.
Our last autograph. This is also outdated because the bit has changed the because it is sky blue in her
old gimmick before she joined up with Julia Hart. I'll pass. I'll pass. I'll pass. All right.
Another girl from El Paso. That's going to the swag box. Thanks for picking that up. I know I'm
I got you for right here. All right. Music. I know you're my guy. Six minutes until WWE's pre-show and hour and six minutes until the rumble starts.
All right. Come on. Go down. Allie again. Rankings are most stupid thing and wrestling which is scripted who
AEW is fooling what the beep just. No, that's an excellent point. But I think it's kind of cool because
concentrate on something to look at good stories. Okay. They're getting there. Okay. I think I like the rankings. I've always
liked the rankings. It's cool to me. You'll never read that again.
Nothing on the ranking. He's so grumpy. The ranking is on camera. He's required to give somebody gets a shot
because their highest rank versus just favoritism if you're higher ranked. It's working in the Joe's
bit. All right. So let's go through for everybody that's here. Tons of people are showing up. I'm excited
so far. There's nobody in here that I don't like. I'm not so certain. Well, that's right. Allie's
I have to be done for doc for him. Doc's out. So this is the rumble or tumbler when we get off air
once we have all the slots filled. You will draw a number. That number will correlate to a person that
enters the rumble. We have both rumbles available. I can't do this as well as our truth did last night
because that was hilarious. You will draw a number. That number will correlate to a person in the match.
If that person wins the match, 200 bucks come in your way. Couching. If your person is the first
person to be eliminated, we will give you $50 because we will feel bad for you. The extra 50,
we are donating to Conner's Cure because you that don't know that is WWE's official charity
childhood cancer. We're good with it. If your person has the most eliminations, ex golf has
agreed to donate 100 bucks to Conner's Cure in your name, which I think is awesome.
If your person has the longest time in that rumble, ex golf is going to give you a $100 ex golf
gift card. And if you have not been to ex golf, it is by far the coolest golf simulation you will
ever play as long as you walk this planet. It's awesome. We've done this, gosh, a whole but
a bazillion times now. I can't count that high. And it's so much fun. And we've got two
bays available to play on. I don't know what he's doing. He's trying to count. He's trying to prove
that he can count, but he can make it better. No cover to be here. Just come hang out with us.
We're going to give everybody a raffle ticket at the end of the night and you got to be here to win.
We are also going to give away another $100 ex golf gift card at the end of the show tonight at
the end of the plea just for being here because we love you guys, but you must be present to win.
Yes, you must be here to win. And if it doesn't, then maybe I don't know,
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Don you're up and I didn't realize security was talking.
L.A. runs Dallas on all four meds. You didn't even do the whole thing all the time.
There you go. That's what I'm waiting for. Okay. I can't rate security. All right.
Even I could do a better job than that. All right. So that Twitter to get those awesome shirts
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No, hit the thing with the thing. I'm coming.
Here. Hold on. Hit him with five minute heater while we're waiting.
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