iTunes Exclusive Episode The 2014 15 Bowl Picks
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The following is a sooner orgator production.
We're reading Empire, Remember, and Or Members.
It is time for a different kind of exclusive.
Here's the situation, every year on this show, and by now you know who we are, we're
going to explain the whole thing.
We always do our college bullpicks.
Unfortunately this go round, they were all announced during the December 14th show, which was
WWE TLCS.
So we're always wrestling intensive on those days, so what we've decided to do is because
we're not going to let you down, Empire.
We're going to give you our bullpicks as an iTunes exclusive, because we don't want
to miss out.
And let it be known that this episode is being recorded at 840 p.m. Eastern on December
the 19th, the night before any of the bulls start, so before you cry shenanigans, this
is on the up and up.
So I am not alone, of course, joining me across the desk as he tends to do is my
co-host and the man that puts the pro in prognosticator.
He is Chad.
Thanks, I guess.
I don't, please don't even say proctin it.
I also enjoyed him here across the desk to do the official fact checker of this show.
And a man that when you say pit, he thinks the stealers, and he's not on the right wavelength.
You may know his fondon go, but his mom and him don't follow him on the column
down for the bullpicks.
Oh, we have to just stop this thing right now and I'll tell you why.
No, I'm going to win.
Do you know why I have the key?
This is how it's going to happen.
Last year I thought we're supposed to pick the losers, so this year I'm going to pick
the opposite of what I think he's going to tell you yourself.
All right, fair enough.
I'm going to pick the opposite team.
I think it's going to win.
It asks me to win this whole thing.
Okay, so he's all Uncle right now.
Here's how this works.
We're not picking against the spread.
It's straight up.
There are four participants in this contest.
Myself, my picks are already in.
Shadow will be doing his.
Dawn will be doing his.
I just got off the phone with Charlotte.
She couldn't be here tonight to do this, but she has given me her picks that she has told
me our boyfriend approved.
She said Cody was nodding his head as she was making her picks.
So we have 40 bull games this year.
That's all.
Dear Lord.
We have some new ones.
We have some renamed old ones now.
When I was on the phone with Charlotte, I just gave her the teams because I didn't want
you guys to hear the names of these bulls before we were live on the air.
Oh, let's see.
Comedy will in soon.
Absolutely.
We start tomorrow, December 20th, all of the times I'm going to give you are central
standard times.
So make your adjustments therein.
Okay.
Tomorrow morning at 10 a.m.
on the S.B.
We start with the R&L Carriers New Orleans bull in the Mercedes Ben Super dome.
The University of Nevada versus Louisiana Lafayette, Don will start with you.
Make your pick.
Okay.
I'd say Louisiana, but no, I'm going to pick the opposite.
I'm going to do it in Nevada.
I'm doing Nevada.
Chad.
Louisiana.
I'm typing as we do these.
I had chosen Nevada.
Charlotte has chosen Louisiana Lafayette.
Okay.
Make sure that at 120 on the S.B.
tomorrow is the Gilden New Mexico bull from University Stadium.
This is one of those I've never for.
It just sounds fun.
Yeah.
From Albuquerque New Mexico, Utah State versus Utah Chad.
I'm staying in Texas.
I'll go with you, too.
I was done.
I said, you took my guy to go with my opposite.
I'm doing Utah.
Utah.
I agree with Chad.
Charlotte agrees with Don.
That's rare.
Following that at 2.30 PM on your local ABC affiliate, Chad, you're going to love
this.
This could be your favorite bull name of the year.
Is it hard swaggle?
No.
Shut up.
You.
The Royal Purple Las Vegas Bull.
Wrong location.
But yeah, I dig the name.
From Sam Boy Stadium in Las Vegas, number 22 Utah is facing
Colorado State.
Don.
Oh, I'd say Colorado, but I got to do it opposite.
Utah.
State of Utah for both games.
Chad.
Okay.
The teams are who again?
Utah and Colorado State.
I know they did.
Did you say Utah was ranked?
Number 22.
And Colorado's not.
Correct.
I'll go with you, too.
All right.
I have chosen Colorado State.
Charlotte has also chosen Colorado State.
I'm just not convinced by the youths.
I just don't know if that ranking is justified.
Okay.
Also, you've got five bull games on the 20.
Is that all?
The fourth one.
The famous Idaho potato bull from Broncos Stadium in Boise, Idaho.
At 445, Western Michigan and Air Force, Chad.
Good Lord.
Air Force.
I got nothing.
Sticking with the servicemen.
Yes.
Let's say Michigan, but got to do the opposite.
We're doing Air Force.
I agree with you, boys.
Charlotte does not.
Rapping up the night on the 20th is the Raycom media.
Camellia bull.
What?
C-A-M-E-L-L-I-A.
This is a really a thing.
Were they just smashing letters on the type right?
Way to you find out where it's from.
The cramped in bull in Montgomery, Alabama.
In the evening, Central Standard Time on the ESPN, December 20th.
The powerhouse matchup, South Alabama and Bowling Green.
Don, go.
I got to do that.
What?
My opposite is going to be the Bowling Green.
Chad.
I'm going with Bowling Green, just because I like the name of the dead Gibbs school.
And that is actually a clean sweep.
All four of us have chosen Bowling Green in this particular contest.
Don't you love the in-depth analysis you get on the ship?
If you're going to call that a contest.
Now, of course, taking Sunday off because nobody wants to compete with the NFL.
Monday night.
Monday afternoon.
One o'clock central.
The Miami Beach Bowl.
Live from Marlins Park in Miami, Florida.
BYU and Memphis, Chad, go.
BYU and Memphis.
That's what I said.
I've seen Memphis play before.
BYU.
Don, I would say BYU, BYU, but I do the opposite work in the group.
Memphis.
Again, Chad and I agree, Charlotte and Don agree.
I just, I don't know.
Memphis is a basketball school to be.
Tuesday at five o'clock central on the S.B.N.We stay in Florida for the wait for it.
The Boca Retone Ball.
But from F.A.U. Stadium in Boca Retone, another powerhouse mashup.
Marshall and Northern Illinois.
I would say I graduated high school in the gymnasium in Florida, Atlantic University.
I was where my high school graduation was, and then a good friend of the show, Doug Bowley,
does have a degree from there.
Amazing artists.
Go to D Bowley arch, check it out.
He just incredible.
Chad, I can't.
Marshall or Northern Illinois?
You've got to make a Pixar.
Marshall.
Don, that's a Marshall by doing the opposite.
So let's do Northern Illinois.
Oh, what a mess.
This is going to be.
Don, it's the low note pick for Northern Illinois.
That's what I'm going to make my waves.
Like I said before, keep done yourself.
That's part.
I jumped into pool.
I make waves.
Trust me.
I don't doubt it.
Also on Tuesday at 830 central, a the tradition continues.
The San Diego Credit Union Point Setable from Qualcomm Stadium in San Diego, California.
Navy and San Diego State.
Chad, do I need to ask?
No, you do not.
Don.
I'd say Navy, but I'm doing opposite.
San Diego State.
Again, Chad and I agree.
And Don and Charlotte agree.
Okay.
Christmas Eve.
I want you to take a deep breath.
Okay.
Don you're ready?
Yeah.
The Popeyes Bahamas Ball.
Live from Thomas Robinson Stadium in Nassau.
Why?
I swear, I'm not making this.
Opposite?
Yes.
This is a thing.
And that's not New Orleans.
Okay.
Central Michigan and Western Kentucky.
Don.
Go.
Why is your Kentucky in Wales?
Central Michigan.
Okay, I'd say Michigan.
We're going to do opposite.
So I'm going to play Kentucky.
Yeah, central Michigan.
Because Kentucky is not going to know what to do with themselves.
And the Popeyes.
This is how Popeyes preparation.
Yeah.
Those two fan bases.
Oh, God.
What?
The name of God.
We don't hear.
Now, I, I, both Charlotte and I have picked Western Kentucky.
I've seen a couple of Western Kentucky's games this year.
Their quarterback is a beast.
Also, wrapping up your coverage on Christmas Eve.
The Sheraton Hawaii Bowl from all low-host stadium in Honolulu.
There's a real wheels off Hawaiian traditional halftime show in this game.
Fresno State and Rice.
Don.
Go.
Let's say Rice would do an opposite.
Fresno.
Chad.
I'll go Rice.
I make sure you're playing along at home.
The spine tingling thing.
I have chosen Rice.
Charlotte has chosen Fresno State.
So, what is the end of a supply.com bowl coming up?
Nobody wants that.
What?
Okay.
So, follow me on this next one.
Last year, and a couple years before that, it's been the craft fight hunger bowl.
Okay.
In Dallas.
This year, it's the Zaxby's heart of Dallas Bowl.
Which, you know, the big fan of Zaxby's.
Great chicken.
Played at the cotton bowl.
At noon on December, year 26th.
Illinois and Louisiana Tech.
Chad.
Illinois.
Don.
That's Illinois is so good to split.
We've had a tech.
See, I don't get that.
Another game to play that the cotton bowl.
The compost played at some other place.
No, it's not because it's the name.
I don't.
But again, Chad and I agree.
Don and Charlotte agree.
So, right that next weekend.
This, this coming next weekend.
If that makes any sense.
Um.
What?
This coming.
And I are going to pull way ahead.
Are done.
They're going to pull way ahead.
Also on the 26th at 330, the quick lane bowl.
At Ford Field and Detroit.
Rutgers and North Carolina.
Don, go.
Let's see.
Rutgers can do opposite.
North Carolina.
Chad.
Rutgers.
Chad is the lone pick for Rutgers in that one.
December 26, 7 o'clock PM.
The Bitcoin St. Petersburg bowl.
Oh, fucking boring.
From Tropicana Field and St. Petersburg.
North Carolina State and Central Florida.
Chad.
Oh, boy.
North Carolina.
Don.
That's a North Carolina beginning to flip.
So Central Florida.
Yeah.
Oh, on the ticket.
Sorry.
I got one caught up in there.
Um, I.
Uh, the only a don and I agree.
It's in Central Florida's backyard.
And the Golden Knights are not a bad team.
They're really, really not.
December 27th.
One o'clock PM.
The military bowl at Navy Marine Corps Stadium.
They're sharing the stadium now.
Well, I'll think about it tomorrow.
Oh, it's in anapolis.
Yeah.
Marine Corps works for the Navy.
Cincinnati and Virginia Tech.
Don.
I say Virginia Tech.
I'm going to flip.
So let's do Cincinnati.
Hold on.
Chad.
Uh, Virginia Tech.
Again.
Chad and I agree.
Don and Charlotte agree.
This has been a weird pick on this.
You're kidding.
Also, December 27th.
One o'clock on your local CBS affiliate.
I believe this is the only game CBS has the Hyundai Sun Bowl.
From the Sun Bowl Stadium in El Paso, Texas.
Arizona State and Duke.
Chad.
Arizona State ranked number 15.
Yeah, Arizona State.
Don.
That's a Duke.
So I'm going to flip today.
Arizona State.
Because again, Duke is just a basketball school to me, too.
Well, I'm the only one with picked Duke.
They're, they made some waves this year.
Like, like, don't understand that.
You see.
All right.
Chad, you're ready.
I don't know.
Am I?
December 27th, 23rd in the afternoon on your local ABC affiliate.
From independent stadium and tree port Louisiana.
Formerly known as the independence bowl.
Now the duck command or independence bowl.
Shut up.
This is, I'm not making this up.
Miami of Florida versus South Carolina.
Chad.
South Carolina.
Don.
I say Miami of Florida being a foot south Carolina.
So Charlotte and I agree.
Chad and Don agree.
Also on the 27th of December,
330 in the afternoon.
The new era pinstriped bowl.
In Yankee Stadium and the Bronx on the Espin.
That one actually makes some kind of sense.
Unless I tell you otherwise they'll be on the SPN
because they got most of them.
Boston College and Penn State.
Don.
Let's say Boston.
We're going to flip Penn State.
Chad.
Penn State.
Charlotte is the only one that's gone with Boston College.
The 27th of December.
The second bowl game played in Qualcomm Stadium this year in San Diego.
The National University Holiday Bowl.
Wouldn't they not be in school?
Nebraska.
And number 24 USC dog.
That's a USC but I'm going to flip.
So let's do Nebraska.
Chad USC.
Nebraska just firing Bo Polini.
I just don't know that I feel that that come from a lot that team.
Which is why I'm going with USC as much as I don't like them.
December 29th.
The auto zone Liberty Bowl in the Liberty Bowl in Memphis, Tennessee.
At one o'clock, Central Texas, A&M versus West Virginia, Chad.
Aggies.
Done.
That's it.
I'm going to flip.
So West Virginia.
Charlotte also chose West Virginia.
I chose West Virginia because it is the alma mater of my favorite player on the NFL
field.
Also on the 29th at 430 Central, the Russell Athletic Bowl played at the
Citrus Bowl in Orlando, Florida.
Clemson.
Number 17 versus Oklahoma.
Done.
That's a Oklahoma.
We're going to flip.
So let's do Clemson.
Chad.
Oklahoma.
I got that wrong.
Uh, Charlotte, I also both chose Oklahoma.
Rapping up your coverage on the 29th of December at 8 o'clock Central in the evening,
the advocate Texas Bowl from NRG Stadium in Houston, formerly known as Reliant.
Arkansas and Texas.
Chad.
Arkansas.
Done.
That's a Arkansas flip.
So Texas.
Again, Don and Charlotte reach out and I agree.
I'm just not sold on Texas.
Just let.
Now it's going to take some more time.
30th of December to a clock in the afternoon central time.
The Franklin America mortgage music city bold.
From LP field in Nashville, Tennessee.
Notre Dame at number 23 LSU.
Done.
I'd say no or damn, but I got a flip.
LSU.
Chad.
LSU.
Charlotte's the only one that went the other way, but she is also morally obligated to do something.
Yeah.
Also on the 30th at 530 p.m.
The Belk Bowl at Bank of America Stadium in Charlotte, North Carolina.
Belk is like a department store and they just, I think they just opened them here.
I just started seeing the commercial sport.
Number 13 Georgia versus number 21 Louisville.
Done.
That's a Georgia by got flip.
So Louisville.
Chad.
Georgia.
Again, Chad and I agree.
Don and Charlotte agree.
This is going to be a real lapsided thing.
What you're thinking.
I'm kidding.
And also on the 30th at December.
Oh God.
From the brand new Levi stadium in Santa Clara, California.
Home of WrestleMania 31.
It is the Foster Farms Bowl.
Because when I think farms, I think Santa Clara, California.
Nine o'clock.
Central time that night.
Maryland and Stanford.
Chad.
Oh God.
Maryland, I guess.
Done.
That's a Maryland, but I got a flip.
So I'm going to do Stanford.
Don and I agree.
Charlotte and Chad agree.
New Year's Eve 1130 a.m.
The Chick-fil-A peach bowl.
They finally put the word peach back on it.
Which makes me happy.
From the Georgia doughman Atlanta.
Number nine.
Ole Miss.
Number six.
TCU.
Don.
Let's say Ole Miss.
I got flip.
TCU.
Chad.
Absolutely.
TCU.
That is a clean sweep.
Who wants to make brown on that?
Also on New Year's Eve at three o'clock in the afternoon.
The Vizio Fiesta bowl.
From University of Phoenix Stadium in Glendale, Arizona.
Number 20.
Boise State.
Number 10 Arizona.
Chad.
Oh.
How are they ranked again?
Number 20.
Boise State versus number 10 Arizona.
Yeah.
Arizona.
Don.
That's right.
Boise.
If I got flip.
So Arizona.
That's a clean sweep as well.
Coming up your New Year's Eve coverage at seven p.m.
and is the capital one orange bowl from Sunlife Stadium.
Mississippi State.
Number seven versus number 12 Georgia Tech.
Don.
Let's say Georgia by God.
Flip.
So Mississippi.
Chad.
Georgia Tech.
Chad is El Lobo solo on that team.
Who?
I'm sure I'll regret it.
We're into our 28th bowl, Boise.
Are you gonna need a cigarette after that?
I'm gonna be in the nap.
New Year's Day 11 a.m.
On the doose, the only bowl game being carried by ESPN 2 is the Outback Bowl from Raymond
James Stadium in Tampa, Florida.
Number 19 Auburn.
Number 18.
Badger.
Badger.
Badger.
Badger.
Wisconsin.
Don.
I say Wisconsin.
So got flip.
Chad.
Auburn.
That is also a clean sweep.
New Year's Day at 11 30 a.m.
On the ESPN, the good year cotton bowl from AT&T Stadium in Arlington, Texas.
Number eight.
Michigan State.
Number five Baylor.
Chad.
Baylor.
Don.
That's a Michigan.
Got a flip.
Baylor.
That is also a clean sweep.
I just, you know, again, Baylor is in their backyard.
But man, it's going to depend on what Baylor team shows up.
Yeah.
Also New Year's Day at noon on your local ABC affiliate.
Stay with me on this.
The Buffalo Wild Wings Citrus Bowl.
Because when I think wings.
Sometimes they work some lime in there.
Number 25 Minnesota.
Number 16 Mazoo Chad.
Minnesota.
Because that's her princess from.
Got gold and gold first.
And so is Ric Flair.
Don.
I say Mazoo, but I got to flip and take,
uh, let's see the one Minnesota.
Minnesota.
I, Charlotte, Charlotte, I both have Mazoo in that.
The Rose Bowl, Pasadena, California.
No, no sponsor on the Rose Bowl this year.
Just a straight up Rose Bowl.
330.
Now, this is one of your semi final games in the playoff.
Number two versus number three.
Oregon versus Florida State.
So you're going to need to remember this pick.
Chad.
I can't pick Florida State.
I got to pick Oregon.
Because you, my friend, are my friend and I cannot pick Florida State.
Thank you.
Don.
In the end.
Football football football.
I'm going to put on a sheet for the state.
You're the only one who picks Florida State sir.
I, you know, I didn't not pick Florida State because of my hatred for them.
I didn't pick Florida State because Oregon is that good.
If Florida State decides they're going to do what they've been doing all year
and try to play a second half football, you're not going to beat Oregon.
It's not going to happen.
So I've picked up the opposite.
Highsman award winner, Marcus Marriota.
It's going to go nuts in this game.
Market.
Now, question, what happens if, like, only one gets the right.
Like I get the right.
You guys don't, how does the finals work then?
Then we, we can't, we can't win the final.
Okay.
All right.
The All-State Sugar Bowl from the Mercedes-Benz Superdome in New Orleans, Louisiana 730
New Year's Night.
This is your other semi final game.
Number one Alabama number four Ohio State.
Don.
I say Alabama got a flip Ohio.
Chad Ohio.
I am the only person to pick Alabama in this game.
There's just something about Nick Sabin in high pressure.
In high pressure situations, when there's stuff on the line.
I can't not pick him.
I can't do it.
Not in good conscience.
January 2nd, the Lockheed Martin Armed Forces Bowl from Amin G. Carter Stadium in Fort Worth
Texas home of TCU.
Houston and Pittsburgh.
Don.
This is the one on chocolate.
I'm not flipping on this one game.
This is the only one.
Do you know what it's going to be?
Do I have to say Pittsburgh?
Chad Pittsburgh.
Three pits.
Who didn't pick that?
I did not.
I picked Houston.
I just, I just know the coups are good team.
That was him, not me.
Don't look at me.
How many pick games have you watched this year?
I thought I could.
I could.
I could have everything and bigger on my head cut off.
And it'd still be more.
We'll have to do a private unsight on this one then.
It's not going to win that game.
Let's bet.
January 2nd.
Two, two, twenty in the afternoon.
The Tax Slayer Bowl from Everbank Field in Jacksonville, Florida.
Iowa and Tennessee.
Don.
That's a Iowa.
I got a flip.
Tennessee.
Chad.
Uh, Tennessee.
You and Don agree, Charlotte and I agree on Iowa.
The second of January 545 in the afternoon of Valero Alamo Bowl
from the Alamo dome in San Antonio, Texas.
Number 11.
Kansas State versus number 14.
You see L.A. Chad.
Uh, Kansas.
Don.
Let's say you see L.A.
Got a flip.
Kansas.
That is also a clean sweep.
Second of January.
The ticket city.
Cadet.
Cadet.
Cadet.
Cadet.
Sun Devil Stadium in Temby, Arizona.
915 in the evening central on the second of January.
Washington and Oklahoma State.
Don.
That's the Oklahoma State.
Got a flip.
Washington.
Chad.
Oklahoma State.
Uh, again, you would I agree, Chad and Charlotte agree.
January 3rd 11 a.m.
Central Time.
The Birmingham Bowl from Legion Field in Birmingham, Alabama.
East Carolina versus my beloved Florida Gators.
Chad.
Gators.
Don.
Say Florida got a flip.
East Carolina or whatever that did with the penis.
I would be East Carolina.
East Carolina.
And you know what?
That might not be a bad pick.
East Carolina is a team.
I've I said it before.
They're a team on the rise.
Good friend of the show.
Young lady.
I've known since I was 11.
Sarah Wilbert went to East Carolina.
Very popular college in that area in the country.
The pirates.
And they're purple.
January 4th.
The Go Daddy Bowl from Ladd People Stadium in Mobile, Alabama.
Toledo and Arkansas State.
Chad.
Got to go Arkansas State.
Mikey's former.
Don.
Place him in the Arkansas.
Got a flip.
Toledo.
There.
I said Arkansas State as well.
Because if we remember, remember the fainting goat play.
They ran earlier this year.
Uh-huh.
Okay.
So it's national championship time.
Chad has said Oregon, Ohio State.
Who wins the whole thing?
Ohio State.
Don, you have picked Florida State in Ohio State.
Who wins the whole shooting match?
Got a flip.
Let's say Ohio, but I got a flip.
I'm going to say Florida State.
Interesting.
You know what's interesting?
What?
None of us have the same pick to win.
Good.
I have Alabama.
Chad has Ohio State.
Don has Florida State.
Charlotte has Oregon.
Now, are we going to do two points if you get the final?
No.
Okay.
No, just a game.
All right.
I want to do side bet.
A nickel on the pick game.
I will bet you a nickel.
On the air.
I'm telling you.
A nickel.
I will crush you.
Is it on?
I will not only take that bet.
I will double that.
Oh.
I'll give you two to one.
Oh, I lose.
I'm giving you a dime.
It's on.
It is on.
He's mad.
I tell you he's mad.
Somebody stop him.
All right, boys.
The picks are officially in.
I am saving the spreadsheet now.
It's in.
It's locked in.
We will give you updates over the next couple of weeks on our show.
So make sure you tune in Sunday night.
Seven Eastern for Pacific.
I know we kind of rushed through this.
But because I don't even remember a third of what I saw.
I win this thing.
I am a genius.
If you win this thing, you flipped a coin.
This went out.
No.
I have to say because I picked the opposite.
That's how I'm going to win it.
Because I keep in my last year.
And I tied for first place last year.
So you are not a genius.
You are just extremely lucky.
Or unlucky depending on how you look at it.
All right.
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