The Clubhouse – Episode 8
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It is the first of September in the year of our Lord, 2013, rabbit rabbit.
It is season 4, episode 8, or issue number 185 of the clubhouse.
We welcome each and every one of you no matter how you are listening.
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My name is Robin.
Let's just say last night was a karaoke marathon like any,
and I could none ever seen before.
And I didn't even have to leave my house to see it.
Join me across the desk as he does each and every week right here on the show.
It is a man who would only took him two and a half years.
But he finally got his wife to a professional baseball game.
He is jet.
And she has a changed person because of it.
She was all kidded out too, man.
You know, I haven't been to a game since opening day 2007.
It's just six.
It's been longer than that for me easily.
I mean, I know the last one I went to was with you.
To his left is a young lady who I had an extensive conversation with last night.
About the last time I went to a Ranger game.
She is the Justin Timberlake of this show.
The main difference being she has 16 video musical awards.
And they're all in her bathroom.
She is Charlotte.
Wait a minute, they have the wrong one. Try that one.
17.
I'm 17.
Show off.
To her left for the second week in a row,
is a man
who is
shall we say
royalty?
royalty of people with three names.
Because he is the king of bowling.
Hello.
Thank you for having me.
Welcome back, sir.
Thank you.
I'll deck that in his Ranger gear today.
Yes, this is the pole gear.
Let us begin as we do each and every week with corrections.
We actually have a couple of corrections this week.
Last week I talked about Athlete being in Rudy.
He was not in Rudy.
That was Vince Vaughn and John Fabro.
We're in Rudy.
Oh wow.
Also, we were wondering did Orton walk into how in a cell
2010 with the belt he did?
The one we went to?
Yes.
He did walk in with the belt and walked out with the belt.
Russ has joined us.
Are best to you, sir.
He's had a kind of a rough morning.
So we want to send the shout out to him, joining us this evening.
Indeed.
You're lovely with wife who's of British descent is floating around here somewhere.
I know she's in our reception area.
She's doing production work right now.
Okay.
Fair enough.
Literally.
Okay.
If my wife is listening to this, we did not paint a room green.
She'd be like, why don't we go have a green room.
We think it's different colors.
We just dubbed it so.
Each and every week we start with NASCAR.
We would give you results with the race hasn't started yet.
The AvaCare 500 starts here in a booth.
24 minutes from the Atlanta Motor Speedway, which is where Sharla?
No, it is not.
I got Chad with this last week.
It's in Hampton, Georgia.
Well, that's false advertising.
I agree with you.
I agree with you.
I agree with you.
But I guess if you need a spark watch that tonight.
You see what I did there?
I don't care.
Has a product called spark.
You're your clever.
I'm on fire.
I'm not sure if I should hire you.
That would be tonight on the S spin.
So go watch that after the show.
That used to become one of the guys that works for Fox Sports 1.
Have you seen what they do when they do their NFL promo?
The guy goes Sunday for a clock.
Saints, Packers.
Watch it!
I did last week he went.
Clean both Magnificos.
Which half this room gets.
Obviously not this one.
It's a super reference.
Whenever they show like stuff from UNVC on, it's always in a segment they call
Kleepos Magnifico.
They showed it on the soup and Joe McKell says,
What did you think you were going to get coverage on our show by a reference.
Oh, I see what you did there.
So the points updates are going to be the same because the race has started yet.
It's last week.
But next week we actually race on Saturday.
From Richmond International Raceway, which is where it's at?
Richmond.
Richmond.
What?
Virginia.
Thank you.
There we go.
The federated auto parts 400.
I have never heard of federated auto parts.
But their logo reminds me of Greyhound bus lines.
And that'll be on your local ABC affiliate.
Derek joined us good to see you as well, sir.
So that's pretty much all I got moving on.
We are your one stock shop for all things sports and entertainment.
It is the first of September, which means we are two weeks away from almost a
Clash of champions.
That was WCW.
WWE Night of Champions.
Two weeks from tonight.
We'll be at Fox and Hound of Richardson Texas.
My sneaking up on this quick.
One of my favorite favorites of the year.
And we're going to talk about some instability of night of champions.
Coming up in the wrestling talk.
Instability in the WWE.
That's not.
That never happened.
That's impossible.
Let's talk television in the meantime.
Here's a song again.
I've seen him.
I've seen him.
I've seen an injured in the corner of my eye dancing.
That's her first unstable.
Do we have a Viacom dios this week.
David Frost passed away at 74 this king down mid after New yesterday.
Chad, what do you know of this young man?
Or not maybe.
Probably the most powerful and influential broadcasts.
broadcaster in British history and first and foremost most people would know him more recently
I guess from the multiple productions of Frost Nix and the interview that spawned it
Yeah and it was I read this I was like really I was sad that I was like I thought he was gone
I didn't realize he was that and this is out of the space and I didn't think he was that young
I thought he was at least in his I thought he was at least 10 years old
He looked at the guy that portrayed him in Frost Nix and I mean
Yeah, but that was about right, but still that was quite a while back when that was done
We're talking the better part of 40 years that that interview happened
But this was a shock
This is not something that that they expected because he wasn't the additions
He is Sir David Frost
Born 7th of April 1939 graduated from Cambridge University
He was actually chosen to host the satirical program that was the week that was in 1962
That's how we got started
You know, of course the Nixon interviews kind of put him on the map
Did you seen Frost Nix in Frost Nix in Nixon?
It's been a long weekend
Frost Nix in a Nexus
That's the next week
He said one week to learn the talk
I know how to
You know what when you talk about that movie
I thought land Joe I'm playing Nixon
I thought he was very good
Yeah
But
That was what kind of made him in this country
I mean we had some interview shows in this country
He's one mostly on PBS
If I'm not mistaken
Yes
Yeah
And then he kind of kind of fell away into obscurity
Because you know to PBS will do to you
But
Of course the movie put him back in the spotlight
I think you'd like to add that for more
I know other than the fact that this man did contribute to the
To the world of journalism
And I know he had some limited involvement with
Kind of helping money python
Get up and running
Did he really?
Yeah he was involved
I'm not sure in the TV show or one of the films getting finance
But I know he was part of that
I probably should have done my homework a little better
But I know he was involved in that either life of Brian
Or Holy Grail
I'm not sure which one
Along with George Harrison
How do very big impact
Especially
From the interview shows stand point
Because everything he did was like
These late night talk show wacky bits
Where he kind of brought it back to that one on one
Let's just get asked the questions that need to be act
Right
Very straightforward
Very to the point
Not a lot of fluff
And was not afraid to ask the hard question
Right
So
We will say vacuum deals to you sir
You will be missed
I was sudden showing and you are both dancing
Oh
It's going to be one of those nights isn't it?
Wow
A&E has canceled after two or three seasons
Their show The Glades
Which was like CSI Miami without
Bad one liners by Harrison Kane
Pretty much
More than anything interesting
Yeah apparently because I never watched it
I tried to watch one
And it was worse than spangled out
Wow
That is not a ringing endorsement sir
No
It's brutal
Yep
Sometimes the truth does hurt
It's a long line hurts
It's a fair point
At the 13 minute mark the show is brought to a
Great screeching screeching
Here's our e-brake
Ah
Let's give a conference when I better be careful
But again never watched an episode
No who was in that thing?
Any idea?
Hold on I can tell
I mean don't have to look it up
No I just thought maybe
I have to stop
Somebody might know off the top of their head
Cause I don't have a clue
Well if I've never watched it
And Andrew's only watched it
What?
Yeah I don't remember
I was important enough to get mentioned on the show
Well I mean I knew what the show was
Um
Matt past more
Keely Sanchez
Carlos Gomez
Jordan Wall
Michelle heard
And you're right as Shelton
Are you a major player?
Wow
Hold forth people I've never heard of
Yeah it looks like three or four seasons
So you know
Fun
Don't
Go
It's joy just good to see you sir
Yes I did get your emails
Um
It's as we've already lost two wheels
It's fair point
So let's go to a man who's feeling a little lonely right now
Maybe feeling off in his own world
Which probably isn't the first time he's felt this way
Dave Shappelle
Doing a stand-up gig in the
Target demo for him
Known as hard-ford Connecticut
He scheduled to do 25 minutes
Comes out
And according to it because
Chad seems some of the video footage
Yes I have about half of this incident I saw
People were wanting him to do his
Shappelle show characters which I understand
You know people want you people want to see the hits
What is Charlotte said on this show
If she goes to see Rosemuth
What would you say Charlotte?
I want to see the old stuff
Not the new stuff
Don't care about the new stuff
Don't care about it
I don't care about that
I don't want any Hongkong Bobo
My concert
None of it
I just want to be here say Hongkong
I knew it
Hongkong would have been fine
Bobo would have been fine
But we got both of us
Show's back on track
So we started with three minutes in
People were just trying to root for
They wanted Rick James
They wanted this
Yeah, he finds like look
I'm not doing that
And they kept booing at him
And so he just stopped and sat down
It started to fiddle with his phone
And said look I'm going to get paid for 25 minutes
I'm going to sit here until my 25 minutes are up
And then I'm out
You want to boo somebody go boo yourself
Yeah
And I see both sides of this
Because as a member of a ticket buying person
I want to see what I want to see
But when it comes to stand up
Comedy that's not always a plausible thing
No
Because his comedy
According to people
There's a guy that wrote a really
Extensive study on Chappelle
That's an e-book
The title of it
Right now
But he's been following Chappelle for the past several years
Ever since he kind of cratered
After jumping ship from
Comedy Central after that
Did he like go to Africa for a year?
Yeah, I mean they offered the guy 50 million
And he just kind of bought this
And said no I
I feel like I'm getting painted into a corner
And then just kind of left
And he wanted to reinvent himself
And he's taken all this time to do that
And he just didn't want to
Go trading back over old ground
And they may have wanted to do the hits
But he wasn't here in it
But again, from a stand-up comedy aspect
That's hard to do
It really is
Might you think of Bill Cosby's people going
People going young
Small bit from my famous
Yeah
No, no do that
Because it's something like
Like like Louis C. K.
Littering the rights
An entirely new hour of material
Every year
It doesn't go back to the old stuff
At all
And from the footage that I saw
He literally
Goes into a rant about
People did this to prior at one time
He sites
And I'm sure
A specific incident where
People did the exact same thing
Or Richard and Richard said
I mean, I really can't say what he said
But you can imagine
And said, Danny, when I'm about
And then he's what this show is about
And if that's what you came for
You wasted your time and your money
And that's basically what you tell
Was saying
Anybody else want to chime in on this one?
Was it not advertised
What he was going to say?
I mean, I know it's saying of comedy
But
I mean, no we're on the
Because he just rolled through here last week
I mean, we could go tonight
Yeah, all right
And I didn't see anything advertising
We'll be doing the hits from the
Chapelle show
Because I guarantee you
Well, that was he was here with part of the
Current Courts, right?
Okay, that was part of that
I wouldn't expect it to be a new show
I mean
I would do that
I mean, I don't want to hear
I'm Rick Jay
I don't know
We're past
It's been three years like you said
He's not.
I'll go to the office
I'll go to the office
I'll go to the office
I'll go to the office
I don't know if I'd
Really complain or not complain
But I would like to
What are you doing?
You know what he was doing
Yeah, I know what he was doing
But I know this day
Would never do that
Fair enough
It's just
Standard comedy is always a very
Fickle thing
Because
You know, my wife and I saw Ron
Why the night before he recorded
You can't fix stupid
Right?
He made just a quick appearance
At the improv
We got the email
We went
Or like even when you and I went
Saw Titus
Right
We weren't expecting him
To do Norman Rockwell
Was bleeding
No
We just expected to see him
And go up there
And do what he does
And he delivered
Very much that
Delivered us and enjoyed it
And it was not a retreat
Although some of it was a retreat
From an interview
He did that day
And said it wasn't
But that's the train
And so with this next story
I thought
What would be the best music
I could use
To truly
Intro this next story
The next story
SNL has reached out to who they think
Will be the best representative
For their season premiere
Coming up in about three weeks or so
And they have chosen
But not yet accepted by
One Lindsey Lowe
I will say the last time
She was on SNL
Very funny
They did a
Keenan Thompson did the sketch
Where he's like the scared straight criminal guy
And she was with him
And he was like
He played his character
She's like yeah my name is Lindsey Lowe
And I was like okay
You know what?
She's taking shots at the bed
I can roll with it
But
I don't know how this is going to work
Now apparently I'm hearing conflicting reports
Some reports I'm reading are saying
She is really sticking to this
And she is really like
Her mom won't even let her live with her
Because she wants her mom to get rid of all the booze in the house
But I'm also hearing she started to surround herself
With the same kinds of people she was surrounding herself
With before
God
Whether they don't know if she's trying to test herself
Or if she's just a moron
We don't know
I'm leaning towards that second one
Did you hear that her dad
Like said something other day about how
Like the problem lies with her
And the bomb in him
And then it's their fault that she is the way she is
And I was like
Where were you like
Fick she
You were to go
You can't see this from your home audience
But I'm lifting my glass to Charlotte Parker right now
And there's no booze in it
I promise
Although then they changed by the end of the show
No you don't drink
I can't make any promises
If I wasn't my water bottle
My water bottle is empty now
Well she's close enough to the couch
So she needs the crash she can
So
For the 90th time
Stay away from the T-word
Stay away from the T-word
I don't know
I don't know
I don't know
No I don't know
I don't know
Stop wrestle man
Sunday
I don't go near that anymore
Thank God
Derek says
I watched every episode
I gave up on a year
I'm not saying
I guaranteeing that every episode is good
But I do watch them
I'm going to be very concerned
About this year
I give it all the people that have left that show
With keen and Thompson being your most tanned person
At ten years
I wasn't paying manning
To be on one of those shows
Recently
Umm
Peyton was on about three years ago, and then Eli was on, and then Brady was on, and then LeBron James was on
LeBron James was on the season premiere, I think. Peyton was pretty good, was he not? Peyton was good, Tom Brady was good, Peyton sketch about um,
when he was doing for the United Way, look that up if you haven't seen it.
Like where he's like playing football with kids, and he's like given him advice and where the piece of advice he gives is like,
I'm not saying I have cut a snitch, and I'm not saying I have it cut a snitch.
And it's like, yeah, the kid like, the kid like walks up to the real hot girl, and she's like,
It's like, are you my mommy, and she's like, no, he's like, good job kid, start stalking, take care of it.
We have to play this song again, because we're going to talk about the Lamar Odom Chloe Kardashian situation.
We couldn't find a song with a train wreck, and this was as good as we could do.
Good lord, we have found him. He went missing for a few days.
And then when we find him, but it's because he winds up with a DUI, he started out with it.
He was driving too slow, which 50 on an LA freeway. Isn't that pretty fast?
Is it just me?
The pins on how much traffic there is, you know?
Always traffic in Los Angeles.
Charlotte spent time on the West Coast. She can't test it.
Listen, it was three in the morning, and he was driving the wrong side of the road backwards, Charlotte.
It's awful. It's terrible.
And he went three exits before he finally pulled over.
Now, the cops were also saying he was swirbing a little bit as well.
Then we find out that a few days before the,
He, him getting pulled over.
He rear-ended and not in the way that you're all thinking in the studio.
A New York Times reporter.
Or maybe this is Los Angeles Times reporter.
On, on the freeway.
And so they, they pull over.
He gets Odom's insurance information, then Odom won't take the insurance card back.
Refuse the insurance card back.
Until the reporter tells him, no, you need this to drive legally.
And then he's like, oh.
Because the rumor is he is now addicted to crack and pain pills.
Great combination. Awesome.
And apparently some sources are saying he's now this addiction goes back over a year.
And he was high pretty much the whole time he was playing in Dallas.
Pretty much.
And he went for a while. He was staying with the lawyer named Paulina Polanski,
who he was apparently partying and doing crack with and was texting during this whole DUI thing.
Because Chloe's pretty much laid the hammer down and said,
Look, you need to clean up or you need to get out.
Or maybe you're the reason he does crack cocaine.
Yes.
They should have just let him keep eating candy.
Yes.
They should have just let him keep eating candy.
Is that what the kids are calling at these days?
He was like, apparently he had like really bad, like, that's all he ate.
Like, he would eat normal food. He would just eat candy.
Of course he had to deliver her ultimatum through her translator, Han Solo.
Leave that girl alone.
I like Chloe.
She's my least hated of that.
Why is she's not on tape having sex with random hip hop stars?
That we know of.
The Haptors.
Her sister got the family put on the map.
Nobody else has to.
Yeah.
Rage and did the work in Courtney got pregnant.
Just see the clip.
Because you know, by the way, since we're talking Kardashians,
the Chris Kardashian talk show has been canceled.
Yes.
Yes.
So all is right in the world.
The clip of when they come back to Kanye and he's trying to smile and try to be all serious.
Because they don't have the camera cut back to him.
He's genius.
Wow.
JJ Abrams.
Working with HBO.
To do a series based on the Yul Brenner film from 1973 called West World.
If you have not seen this piece of art.
Very basically there's three three theme parks in an area.
West World medieval world and Roman world where people interact with robots.
Takes place in the future.
It's something that robots.
Something that goes wrong with certain killing people.
You know, wrote it, right?
You know.
Crying.
Oh, this is a cried and thing.
Yep.
I mean, it's Abrams.
So I can't argue yet.
And it's cried.
And he can't do amusement parks gone a muck.
Pretty well.
Well, at least once.
You're going to commit to all three of those.
No.
Well, he only wrote the first two.
Luxembourg.
You just need one character.
And you have a rumored judge for American Idol.
Randy Jackson will be back, but not as a judge.
He's going to be a mentor.
Some guy that's a producer who apparently, I guess,
produce the beaver or something.
Because the doctor, what's his name?
Doctor something.
That's already been shot now.
Oh, really?
He was reading like Friday that he said, I don't know what they're talking about.
Stop watching every episode.
And I applaud you for that.
But apparently, uh, Harry comic juniors and talks.
Okay.
Now you.
That's correct.
That's correct.
That's correct.
You would.
Actually, I might mute it and just watch Harry.
Well, what would you watch it?
Are we just forward to the parts where he's talking?
Yeah.
Okay.
That's a good move.
I like him.
I've been a fan of that dude for over 20 years.
Yeah.
Classic guy.
And not afraid to help us fellow men.
Oh, I'm going to put it out there.
And a Katrina thing.
Absolutely.
And but even even after that.
I mean, he's always been a guy who gives back to the community.
Whether it's in Louisiana or California.
But then I saw how hadn't given he was.
And it is possible you could get trapped with his wife and an ATM.
Best of you will.
He's married.
Joe.
Yes.
Good job.
Good job.
Good job.
Good job.
Good job.
Good job.
Good job.
If Joe Goodaker offers you a piece of gum, you take it.
If Joe Goodaker offers you a half-frauded corpse, you take it.
You're chewing somebody else's gum.
We're just going to do friends quotes for the next hour and a half.
So we'll see how that works out.
You're always seeing the clubhouse make sure you visit our website www.theclabhousepodcast.com.
You can go there.
Get.
Get headlines.
We broke some headlines for you this week.
And one that we're going to shoot down in movie talk that's not on the run sheet before
I forget.
Remind me.
So forget.
Let's go to P.O.I.
P.O.I. is a segment.
We've also known as person of interest that we do on this show where I take a person or an entity
and we debate their greatness or lack thereof.
Now you may have been sitting there and thinking to yourself, Rob?
You got all the way through TV talk and you didn't talk about the VMAs.
Uh-oh.
It's okay.
We're going to do that now.
Um, I.
Lived on delay.
tweeted.
So if you follow me on Twitter, I guess that Rob Irvin that is called ERVIN.
You probably saw some of my thoughts on the VMAs as I watched them.
Say that again.
You did.
What was he?
I live tweeted on delay.
Okay.
Because I was.
I was talking about.
That's still got me.
I hashtag VMA on delay.
Because I didn't start watching it until.
Well, no.
The show was still going.
Our show.
Yeah.
It was when our show went off the air.
I started the.
Because I.
I take the pre show and everything else.
Right.
So I was about an hour and a half behind.
So I did watch it.
Go check that out.
If you are so inclined.
Um.
I.
I was shocked at Lady Gaga showed up on the red carpet in a normal looking dress.
But I thought it was weird that the red carpet was done.
Just basically on a couple of blocks in Brooklyn.
Right in front of people's houses.
Like nobody mooned the camera.
It was very shocked by that.
Anyway, welcome to the room.
Derrick.
The other Derrick.
Derrick Comer.
The one serving in the military in the army.
Oh.
Thank you, sir.
We appreciate you, New York.
Great to have you, bud.
Who was probably somewhere near where the VMAs were.
Pretty much.
Now, I know you and your lovely wife who was a British sent watch to show.
Yes.
I opposed to the middle of the room.
Charlotte Andrew.
Did you watch in the show?
Nope.
Really?
Nope.
Did you say that any of it?
Do you still have it?
It's still on the DVR.
I think because I was waiting for gender watch to Timberlake thing.
Okay.
Yeah.
If nothing else, this is what you have to watch.
When we get around to talk about it.
I don't know what we're going to address that.
But POA is not necessarily the 2013 VMAs.
But more the VMA experience.
As I was watching this thing last Sunday night.
And I had to, I had to stay up late and watch the whole thing.
Because I knew if I didn't watch it.
Pretty much everything was going to be ruined for me when I got up Monday morning.
True.
I...
It just...
Though it hasn't had the same feel since 2004 for me.
When they had it in Miami, the American Airlines Arena,
and they had people showing up on boats.
To me, the VMAs...
They're not a major award show.
Let's stop trying to make it into one.
We now have a corporate sponsor on the Moonman apparently.
Oh no.
There's an add on him.
They were calling it something Moonman, like the Cox Moonman, like Cox Cable.
I don't know.
Dear God.
I know.
Sometimes I...
You should have known that what he got on it.
We're like a lead balloon.
Or did it.
Look at you.
Look at my wife.
Look at her.
That's not a lead balloon, is that?
Um...
Low lights for me.
Do I have to say it?
Well, for those that don't know.
The entire show.
Actually, no.
Oh, wow.
That's the entire show.
I'll sum it up in a week that I set out that said,
Go back in time.
Put Alan thick and Billy Ray Cyrus in a room.
And show them that.
Sometimes the butterfly effect is a good thing.
It was...
Vanessa Bear playing Miley Cyrus was better than Miley Cyrus performing.
And they started out with silent bears.
So I was already concerned.
I mean, you've seen the fall out of this thing on social media by now.
I've heard a little bit about it.
It's...
It's...
Katy Perry closing the show was terrible.
Mad move.
Apparently the video for that song, a roar, will be debuting on Thursday.
But it was her biggest song ever.
Whatever they take video out yet.
Exactly.
There was a video.
I like the song.
I did...
Hopefully the studio version sounds better than the live version.
Because it was underwhelming as all get out.
I mean Bruno Mars.
Well, we have got highlights.
That's okay.
Maclimore was a medium light for me.
I snooze to that pretty much.
I just...
I don't get the bit with him.
Well, I just don't.
I mean, God bless him for being successful.
He'll like she might be one of those one hit wonders.
And that...
Not a real heavy shelf life on that.
Thrift shop makes me want to throw things.
I'm going to be honest.
Highlights.
Like you said Bruno Mars.
God.
And I put Lady Gaga in a medium light.
Because although I really didn't dig her, the fact that she was doing costume changes
on stage while performing and never missed a note and never missed a step.
Respect.
She did that three times.
Yeah.
It's like they showed the evolution of her character on stage and stuff.
Huh?
It was pretty cool.
She opened the show.
But the VMAs themselves to me have become...
They're just...
They're not what they were.
The VMAs have become a macrocosm of the channel itself.
Or lack their own.
Exactly my point.
But the highlights Bruno Mars again.
I was doing a song that I didn't even know.
And I was in Thrall the whole time.
And I was talking to friends at work.
And I'm like, if they ever want to make a biopic about Prince,
get that guy.
And Timber, like...
18 minutes long.
Roll through all the hits.
You've got to see this Charlotte.
I don't care.
I do not care.
I don't like him.
I thought you did.
No, she's not a fan.
He does nothing for me.
I hear him on the radio.
Change it.
Yeah.
And the fact that he came out with his band or whatever.
In the...
In the two-minute in-sync reunion.
And then when he accepted his award and he referenced them,
and the camera did not cut to them.
With the awkward for me.
Um...
Great production.
Daphne Punk didn't even perform.
They were a highlight.
Because they wore their helmets with, like,
friends of our dogs looking suits.
They just looked awesome with now Rogers
that looked exactly like Rick James.
Yeah.
But I just, to me, it's just...
I don't know.
It's just the whole feel.
It just feels like...
You're grinding through a machine for two-and-a-half hours.
Yeah.
Where has back when the VMAs, like,
I would go, you know, mid-80s, or mid-90s.
From when they started the mid-90s,
it just looked like they were such a natural flow to it.
And it wasn't just so...
Okay, here's next.
Okay, here's next.
Okay, here's next.
Okay, here's next.
Where was it?
Oh, okay.
Now Madonna's gonna perform.
There you go.
Now, friends is gonna perform.
There you go.
But you know, I could say the same thing
as the Wardshow across the board for me personally,
because a lot of this stuff just doesn't speak to me
because it's past me, boss.
So I still like the Oscars?
No, no, no, I'm talking musical Wardshow.
Oh, okay.
And I really have never really missed...
Great, I still like the Grammys.
I've ever really missed with any, you know,
Emmys or Tony's or anything.
I've never been a big Emmys guy,
and I've never been a big Tom's guy.
And I'm not real fond of the Golden Globes
to tell you the truth.
I'll be walking.
I'll be walking.
I'll...
Oh, God.
Just lost my will to live.
Let's dramatic.
What were the tones?
I mean, I'm more...
I'm more infatuated with the BAFTAs now
than I am the Grammys.
Can I mention?
Give an award for best video.
Uh, video of the year went to Justin Timberlake for mirrors.
Which I love that song.
I didn't realize until that night it was about his grandparents.
But, and the, you know, as weird,
the bill was there,
and they never showed her one time.
I thought she wasn't even there.
But my God, Taylor Swift got more camera time
and just about anybody.
And she didn't even report.
And she apparently knows the words
to every Justin Timberlake slash and syncs song.
She knew every sort of every song that was performed at night.
And then apparently the Smith family was there for...
No, with that reason.
I'm still trying to figure out who that crazy lady
was that was sitting to the immediate left of Will.
Because this kid's retool is right,
but I don't know who that chick was sitting on the left.
There he was, Jada.
It was not Jada.
That looked like a homeless woman with a fright wig on.
Jada couldn't pull that on.
Here he was, Jada.
She looked like...
Let's just go ahead and move on
and I think we've exhausted this.
Because college football is back, baby.
Ugh!
And already, upstairs.
The NCAA decides that for Johnny Manzel,
they laid the hammer down.
Johnny, we're going to suspend you for one half
of the first game of the year against Rice.
That'll learn, yeah.
If this was baseball, that might actually mean something.
Because Rice does not have a good team anywhere else.
In any other sport period.
Well, you know, it's rice.
And whatever they pay that marquee game,
the first year at Game of the Year,
they always pay really well on the first half
and then get blown out in the second half.
Yeah.
Stamina.
And the Johnny Manzel went white.
He went like six for eight for 97 yards
and three touchdowns.
Yeah.
Those are Jerome Betis numbers.
Those aren't quarterback numbers.
That's about to say.
You have a good running back in the, that case.
Let's go through some,
some scores for you right now.
And not live up to you, which is kind of weird.
Yahoo, re-did their deal today.
And it's all just jacked up.
Thursday night, your openers,
South Carolina over North Carolina,
27 to 10.
USC 30 to 13 over Hawaii.
Then we get into Saturday.
Let's go through your right teams.
Number number 23 Wisconsin 45.
Not over UMass.
Ohio State 20 to 40 to 20 over buffet there.
Number 10, my beloved Florida Gators 24 to six over Toledo.
Yeah, right.
What are you doing?
Was that the bills?
Or just buffalo.
The bear.
Good at either way.
You're really.
You think about it.
It's like something he's smacking you back in the head.
We talked about A&M final in that game was 30,
52 to 31.
Notre Dame wins their opener against Temple.
Michigan taking central Michigan to the cleaners 59 to nine.
Oklahoma State with a big win 21 to three Oregon beats Nichols.
Does that mean they only pay five guys on defense all the time?
And they have like two L's in their name.
Yes.
16 to three.
You're final there.
Alabama covers.
There were 20 point favorite and they beat Virginia Tech 35 to 10.
Nice.
Um, I think we may have a typo.
Yeah, who I don't think Eastern Washington is the number three ranked team in the country.
I'm just saying.
But they lose the Oregon state.
Another beat Oregon state 49 to 46.
Mm-hm.
It upset there.
Oklahoma blanks.
Ulam.
34 to nothing.
And apparently the cast of duck dynasty wasn't.
It was an attendance at that game.
Um, Texas beats New Mexico state 56 to 7.
Clemson Beach, Georgia by a field goal in what could probably be the game of the week.
We probably said that going in.
Not on air, but offline.
We talked about that being probably the game of the week.
Nebraska, generally beats Wyoming by a field goal.
LSU beats TCU by 10 at AT&T stadium right down the road.
Which you were dealing with last night as you went to the range again.
Indeed.
Nevada takes a shellacking from UCLA 58 to 20.
Boise state loses to Washington 38 to 6.
So down goes number 19 and Northwestern 4430 over Cal.
Yes.
Uh, today your one game Louisville beats the crap out of Ohio by six touchdowns.
And then tomorrow night wraps up the opening week for college football for the state at pit.
Let's go pit.
Keep keep your ears here.
We're going to keep you updated on what's going on in college football.
And then later this year.
I will make my powerhouse bullpicks and then Charlotte will beat the crap out of me in that game.
It's true.
I can't deny it.
Evil little titer.
Although.
Funny sometimes.
Although I think I made her laugh better with the name of a friend of mine's fantasy football.
But don't put me down for cardio.
Oh.
Haha.
Look how much football is back.
And in four days.
We have NFL football accounts.
Yeah.
I can't wait.
Let's do a little music talk, shall we?
Take a sip of my tasty bear.
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The new lineup of Stone Temple pilots with Chester betting field from Lincoln Park.
We'll be releasing an EP out October the 8th.
And that's what they're calling the band.
No.
They're calling the band.
Stone Temple pilots.
Featuring Chester betting field.
That's what they're calling the band.
It's like scandal.
Featuring.
That's what they're doing with this.
That's kind of stupid.
I know.
I agree.
But the the if you would be called high rise.
I just I don't know what to think of this.
It's to me.
This is I'm sorry.
Not STP.
This is not STP.
It may as well be another experimental band.
I'll a audio slave and more velvet revolver.
It's something different.
Yeah.
You're not.
You're not.
Three is for the Scott staff.
And they renamed the band.
Alter Bridge.
That's the way you do it.
That's what you do it.
I agree.
Even though.
That dude.
Miles Kennedy.
It's on the black line.
Let's just say.
I mean, Alison chains.
I'm almost willing to give them a pass on it.
If you have a member of the band that passes away.
And you need to replace them.
I'll kind of give it.
We pass on that.
But I will not do that for Queen though.
That's the X.
Okay.
Yeah.
That's the exception you have to make.
Because AC DC it worked.
Okay.
Van Haley.
I didn't care for the Van Haley our years.
But it was still Van Haley.
Cause two thirty.
Half the band has the Van Haley name.
Now three quarters of the band.
That's the Van Haley name.
Um.
I don't mean I'll check it out.
I don't know if I'll buy it.
I'll check it out.
Yeah.
I'll listen to it.
But see, also with Alison chains though.
You had Lane Stale.
He was listening.
But you also had Jerry Kittrell.
Right.
Very big country with that band too.
So you can really do that.
When a band is more than just this lead singer.
When it's really the sum of its parts.
Yeah.
Like someone's up a pilot.
That's.
Anybody else naming them members?
No.
Okay.
And I like that band.
I'm a fan.
Just saying it.
But without Scott, it's just not a typical pilot.
Because that's what I'm saying.
If you can't name at least one or two other members of that band.
It's not the same band.
I'm sure I'm sure Mikey could.
But not us.
I'd be able to.
Uh.
There are come where I asked about journey.
That's one of those weird motings.
There.
You still got a good chunk of the band left.
And the dude sounds just like Steve Perry.
But he's not Steve Perry.
But they're still pretty awesome.
I can never pass up a good Aussie setting himself on fire story.
Especially the circumstances here.
First of all.
Allow me to allow me to to clue you in on this.
Aussie sets another fire yourself.
This is the second one this year.
Right?
If you remember earlier this year, Aussie set a fire.
Shinged his eyebrows.
He has burned his face a little bit.
Well now he sets another fire.
When he's trying to make a bacon sandwich.
Hey, Michael Scott moment.
Did he?
No, he was not trying to wake up to the smell of crackling face.
That could be one of my favorite office moments of all time.
Yes.
And Chad, you don't watch enough of the office.
But Michael Scott burned his foot.
Because he likes to wake up to the smell of bacon.
So he sets up a George Foreman grill in his bedroom.
Sets is a alarm for a half an hour for us to get up.
Puts the bacon on the George Foreman grill.
And when he smells the bacon, he gets up.
But he accidentally put the Foreman grill too close with bed.
It ended up stepping on the Foreman grill.
Because he left it open like this.
Don't.
You really should start watching that show.
Um, doesn't Ozzy have something that make a bacon sandwich for him.
Like, you're Ozzy Osbourne.
You have nine bajillion dollars.
Theoretically.
You should.
Could anyone understand him?
I was asking for a bacon sandwich.
Yeah, maybe they're good.
I don't know.
Here's what I do.
Hey, Ozzy.
Here's an iPad.
Type it down for me.
I'm on it.
But what if he types like he talks?
Just give me the thing.
Now, fun, don't go.
Fun, don't go.
Because give us the rest of Stone Temple Pile.
It's Dean and Robert Delio and Eric Cretz.
But I, if they walked in here right now, it's in worst Stone Temple Pile.
That teacher said, we're Stone Temple Pile.
I said, I don't take your word for it.
I wouldn't know any of them.
If I bump into Doom on the street.
I probably wouldn't know Scott.
Wow.
If I bump into Doom on the street.
Either of these fries will strung out.
So, first of all, I want to say congratulations to Fergi and Josh Duamel.
They had a baby.
It was a baby boy.
It bouncing baby boy, if you will.
And they named him Axel.
Do we need a set of a committee?
That if you're good and in your baby.
Three of the five members of this committee must get together and say, yes, this is a good idea.
Nothing will ever be worse than Dermaine Jackson's kid today.
When it felt wrong?
Yeah.
Oh, it's terrible name.
Apple?
Yeah.
You see, you can play with that.
You're majesty real.
You can play with that.
Call him Jerry.
You named your child Apple.
And your name?
Your child after a food.
Like, Dermaine himself even read did his last name.
That was J.C.S.
What's the name of the two magician guys?
Six three.
Ten and teller.
One of them named their kid, a moxie crime fighter.
Shut up.
I don't know what somebody else.
Shut up.
Are you serious?
I think it was him.
Hold on.
Look it up.
Moxie.
Moxie crime fighter.
That was the name of their child.
Oh, you know, it's pendulum.
Yes.
Moxie crime fighter J.L.
Doing it looks like Doc.
I think Doc might fight you on it.
Doc, Doc looks like pendulum.
He'll tell you.
You should have to pass a test to have a child.
And a drive on the freeway.
Do you want to reach something that pretty well in here?
And who's a lady to be a dad?
Do you want to look that up for maybe your list for tonight?
What's that?
Odd celebrity children's names.
Okay.
I just got a list together, but I'll do that.
Say that one for your next one.
Do that.
Do the one you got for tonight.
It's fun.
Awesome.
Fair enough.
That way the way to tease that.
So that happened.
And then there's this next story.
Gonna get a little local on you.
This is awesome.
Ted knew it's a wife.
She made it dizzy.
I might be sure I'm a closeer.
I don't care.
She's flying somewhere through DFW Airport.
And she gets stopped by security.
Happens.
I've been searched before.
I've been flagged.
What's she put in the strangle hole?
Whoa.
Whoa.
Oh.
That.
That would be.
Andrew Beckley.
Gentlemen.
I see what he did there.
So they stopped where they pulled her side.
They're like, man, we need to check your bag.
She is carrying a lesson 38 revolver that has five in the gun.
And 10 more rounds of ammunition in her bag.
Because she said she was getting death threats.
Sure she was.
It should mean walked in here right now.
The teacher said my name is Shamanjansel.
And I missed.
And I still wouldn't know.
What?
That's awesome.
And if the gun wasn't loaded.
A weird part of my brain would go.
Yeah, I could see that.
But you had five in the gun.
And another 10 rounds ready.
So you're ready to empty the revolver and reload it twice.
Because you've gotten death threats.
Who is sending you death threats?
The entire staff of the jack in the box right by this studio?
Are they all going to show up and DFW Airport together?
I didn't even know 10 news it was married.
They've been married forever.
That sounds like something she would carry though.
Can you guess why?
By the way, for those who don't know, I just want to say this song's called The Little
Mysterious by Ted Cruz.
And I'm sure that's probably her on the cover of the album with him for 1996.
If you are a Jay Z fan, he didn't I documentary out of a two day music festival called
Made in America.
And that documentary will bow on Showtime, October the 11th.
And they'd be with the Toronto Film Festival 40s prior to that.
So there is that.
I'll check it out.
Music new releases in your music place where you download or buy music this week.
From the where are they now, department?
Ashanti returns with her brand new album Braveheart, one word, but the be the
voice.
Because she's crazy like that.
She wasn't allowed to spill it the other way.
Fair enough.
But I feel like with this song's plan, I had to talk like this.
It's a shouting.
I don't know.
Another artist at the kids at the close in the hair and joy, Nico Case releases the
worst things get the harder I fight, the harder I fight the more I love you.
What the entire time.
What?
Apparently they took a page from fallout boy.
That likes some of the fallout boy titles.
It's a title.
It's a novel.
It's not a title.
Ask Fiona Apple.
There was she at that one album that had like a 94.
Yeah.
It was a title almost 100 words in the title.
Apparently she got mad.
Apparently she got mad.
Apparently she got mad.
I got somebody out of his show this week too.
The Charles Dickens come back and write their titles.
I don't know.
E.E. coming.
And then finally the new album from this band.
Which has very excited about.
If this song ever starts.
Nine inch nails releases hesitation marks.
And apparently they're going to be broadcasting at least one show from this tour.
I'm being told.
Broadcasting?
Yes.
Last theaters.
Really?
Rumors are strong right now.
I might have to check that out.
Charlotte could not be any less interested if she tried.
I have a fan.
There it is.
There's only one song I really like by them.
And it's.
Had like a hole.
And that's it.
That's my nine inch nails.
Enjoyment.
Is this a band of Trent Resner left?
Would you care about it?
If Trent Resner left it.
Yeah.
Would they still be nine inch nails?
Would they still be nine inch nails?
See, that's called wrapping it back.
Well played.
Again, I don't see how they could.
Yeah.
Guys, the heck of a composer though.
Yeah.
When you listen to the score to the social network, that's him.
Got him an Oscar.
Didn't he do the score for the quote?
No.
No.
No, no.
He might have contributed a song to the soundtrack.
But he didn't score.
Fair enough.
Fair enough.
Now let's go from things that Charlotte could care less about.
The only thing that Charlotte truly cares about.
What?
What?
By the way, you are listening to the clubhouse podcast.
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Charlotte Park on Pinterest.
I think Jules is one of them.
What do you mean?
Because she just says that she's at Jules Warmic is awesome.
What do you mean?
That's just that's her tag now.
Oh, like on Twitter?
No, that's just what she says.
Yeah.
No social media at all.
That's it.
The Houston Astros.
Speaking of confused.
Forbes does a study and says at the end of this season,
the Houston Astros will have a budget operating surplus of 99 million dollars,
which by the way is the best differential in the history of major league baseball.
That is more of a profit differential than the last eight world series champions combined.
God.
Amazing.
Well, you know, they don't pay their talent that much and people go to the games.
Talent.
Yes.
That term is being used very, very loosely.
But here's the thing about Houston.
They're okay with that.
They came out and said, look, we're going to suck for a couple of years.
Stick with us because we got a lot of young guys.
They're trying to do the money ball thing.
Well, without the old players are trying to do with all young players.
Don says the crow score was a grammar bell.
So there's that.
That name was right there.
I just could 99 million dollars surplus.
I got that on me.
I don't know what shocks me more.
The fact that that exists or that it's the best ever in the history of major league baseball.
I'm not shocked about that because there are teams that just spend way too much money on players.
I mean, but given you know what you pay at the ballpark, you would think.
Yeah.
That's twenty seven dollar hot dogs is the size of a viewic.
Yeah.
Well, I mean, you know, Oakland no one really shows up to their games.
Same with Tampa Bay.
I mean, Steve, do you think would make that money, yeah?
Like, if you ever like just watch a game?
Yeah, it doesn't.
Exactly.
And just scan the ballpark.
Like, there's just empty sections.
Just like completely like from third base on, it's just completely empty.
That's when the camera man has to do their best work, I think.
I think they just come in and say, okay, everybody's good to the front.
And let's look like we have lots of people here.
Well, we are officially in the mad dash for the end of the season.
Let's go to your, your standings.
In Charlotte's favorite division, the American League East.
Toronto is 13 games below 500, but they are 19 and a half out.
Charlie, you take a deep breath, ready?
The New York Yankees are nine games out of first place.
There you go.
Baltimore is a half game there than them.
The Tampa Bay Rays are now five back on your beloved Boston Red Sox.
Who have won three straight, eight and two in their last 10.
In the central division, the Chicago White Sox.
Still not doing well.
Won't for a long fifty six and seventy nine.
They're twenty three games out of first place.
Sometimes it's often asked to be the writers.
Yes.
Clot broken clock strike twice a day.
The Rangers.
The twins are two and a half games better than the White Sox.
Kansas City now nine and a half back.
Cleveland seven and a half back of the Detroit Tigers.
We're six and four in their last 10.
In the American League West, it's now time to play everybody's favorite game show.
Do you sweeping the nation?
The home game that's coming out just in time for the holidays.
What is the run differential for the Houston Astros?
Chad, we go to you.
One eighty nine.
Charlotte.
One.
Can I get this a dude dollar?
You only do that if you're the last one.
Do ball.
One sixty seven.
Okay.
Andrew.
That's how to go up.
I believe it's.
I'll just I'll go at one eighty and a half.
Jill, you want to fight that on this?
Yeah.
She's saying one forty.
Russes one seventy five.
Fondongo says one eighty three.
The Houston Astros currently.
Have a record of forty five and ninety one.
They are forty six games below five hundred.
They have a win percentage of three thirty one.
To put that in perspective, the Miami Marlons win percentage is thirty five points better than them.
They've won their last one straight.
They're four and six in their last ten.
They currently have a run differential.
Thank you, Andrew.
One ninety.
Negative one ninety one.
Wow.
But in the rest of the AL West.
Seattle is seventeen games better than Houston.
They're still seventeen in the half of what.
The Los Angeles Angels of Anaheim, Los Angeles County, California, America, North America,
Earth, milky wayers.
We like to call them.
No.
Currently, they are sixteen games out.
But Oakland is only two games behind Chad your beloved Texas Rangers.
So magic numbers still not even a concept yet.
Until like five games left, that's when it's going to happen.
In the NL West, the San Diego Padres are tied with the San Francisco Giants at sixty and seventy five.
They're twenty games out.
Colorado three games better than them.
Arizona now fading more.
They are now ten and a half games behind.
Misty's beloved LA Dodgers.
In the NL Central, the Cubs still suck.
They're twenty games below five hundred.
But yet twenty one games out of first place.
Milwaukee is one game better than them.
Cincinnati is now three games behind St. Louis and Pittsburgh who are tied.
But St. Louis has the tie break right now.
And in the only division of matters, the NL East.
My Marlins.
Yeah, we suck.
They are thirty three and a half games out of first place.
The Phillies aren't much better than them, which is a good thing.
The Mets are in the middle of the pack.
But Washington now fifteen games behind my beloved Atlanta Braves.
Who have won six straight.
But then until today, when Miami beat them, seven, nothing.
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It's time to combine both of those as we talk.
Professional wrestling.
And before I play this next song, is anybody seen the night of champions poster?
No.
Charlotte.
No.
Night of champions, right?
Right?
You would think that the poster would have a champion on it.
Although the hell in this all poster, which was released today,
has our truth on it, which makes no sense.
But your...
I just can't believe it's poster.
Is this guy?
Whoa.
Nardis.
Holding the intercontinental championship.
I have a question.
Do we make that poster like three years ago?
I mean, I like coffee don't give me wrong, but...
Isn't that felt currently held by Curtis Axel?
Yeah.
They could call us in the graphic design department.
It's a good look in poster, like he's, he's like, in mid-slip the bell-top thing.
But I was like, I'm very confused.
Right.
Especially since the intercontinental champions can be wrestling,
see him punk at that event too, so it's not even like it's a spoiler.
And last time I checked there was no money in the bank for the intercontinental title.
I mean, did I miss that?
And you know what's even weirder?
The bell-tees flipping up in his hand is the current belt, and he never held that belt.
He held it when it was the oval belt.
God.
I'm gonna look it up, I could be wrong.
Other wrestling news.
Detroit has officially lost the bid for WrestleMania 32.
Have we determined where 31's gonna be at?
18 and T.C.
New.
Because they are one of your front runners for WrestleMania 32.
Ah.
Then us and Orlando, Orlando's talking a major multi-million dollar upgrade
to the Citrus Bowl if Vince will commit.
Wow.
How many will that seat capacity wise?
They're looking at.
In Orlando.
Don says it was three years ago.
They did not use that belt.
Cody brought it back a year ago.
And if you're not a Randy Orton fan.
Sorry.
Randy is now expected to be either holding or around the belt until at least the rumble.
So, I know friend of the show Zina will be very happy to hear that.
But if you're not a Randy Orton fan.
There's that.
Let's talk about Raw Showing.
I'm going to put an opinion out there because that's what I do on the show.
I'm going to see if I can garner any support in the room.
I cannot buy Triple H as a full blown heal anymore.
I can't do it.
Not with that haircut.
I don't know if it's the haircut.
I don't know if it's he's tween so long.
I don't know what it is.
But I cannot accept Triple H as a full blown heal anymore.
I can't do it.
He needs to do either one thing.
Stay in the back or stay in the ring.
Playing both doesn't work.
Well, he can do it.
He's not executive, which I'm okay with.
But he can't.
Hogan ain't hooking.
When you talk.
He can't be Mr. Macman.
And that's what he's trying for.
Especially for going to turn Vince face.
It makes no sense.
No, it doesn't.
Charlottesburg.
Lord with him.
There.
You cut your hair and you've lost all your powers.
So now Triple H is Samsung.
Yes.
He's no longer cone and he's no longer.
It's no different.
Cody shaved his beard this week and he's no longer funny.
As far as to all his powers.
Wow.
He's no longer black bears.
No.
Hair is powerful.
I think if I cut my hair, I would be smart anymore.
Is that like Chandler losing the power when he removed his nothing?
It's nothing.
Yes.
Sort of all his powers.
Not the drink.
Andrew's doctor.
And apparently according to Triple H.
I drink your pepper.
Orton is the reason ratings are up.
Didn't did he just come back after like a seven year absence?
Because last time I checked.
He's been around for the while and the ratings haven't been stellar.
No.
He's in like the low card.
Like not even the mid card.
From what I say anymore on SmackDown.
Slow or entrance.
Undertaker period or Randy Orton heal.
Back and forth.
And needs to reap this music in the worst way.
Yes.
I agree.
God.
That's a top 10 list.
Top 10 wrestlers that need a rebooted wrestling entrance thing.
And then we're going to shock the fans and give the fans what they want by putting
Daniel Bryan in a gauntlet match.
Didn't we just do this?
Two weeks ago.
Before that.
I'd like to see him and seeing a plug in the Iron Man match.
That would be fun.
Yes.
I can see him and see if I'm just go.
Yeah.
I mean they're both great.
I love out there.
I say we want to give the fans what they want by giving them the exact opposite of what we really
want.
Well that's like the social media fan.
That's where they're talking about.
Not actual fan.
And then fans matter.
What did we think of the AJ promo?
She hasn't gone away yet.
She made some talk about it.
Yeah.
She made some valid.
Valid points.
As Hila says she is.
Some of the things that she said.
Yeah.
He hit the mark.
I didn't actually see it.
I just read about it.
And I was thinking wow.
That's pretty powerful.
I didn't even see it.
She was she didn't pull any punches.
I mean it was it was almost like.
This didn't really feel like a work.
This was the shoot.
Trying to find it.
I mean I wish we had some of the quotes written down.
Because I don't want to miss quoted.
But she was like, you know, you girls aren't fit to hold this belt.
I've put in the time.
I put in the work.
And you know, she was basically.
Most of her shots were aimed directly at the bell list.
And right on the bell list.
The bell is the Funkadactos.
Natty all of them.
I don't think that Natty necessarily deserved any of the swings and arrows from AJ.
Because it's not like they weren't getting out there.
And it's not like she wasn't out there.
Trying to do her best with what she was given.
But it's really hard to be a good worker when you keep getting bundled up with the great
colleague and freaking horn swaggle.
That really isn't her fault.
So I'm still trying to find it for you.
But basically she said, she basically said,
I didn't get this belt by dating somebody.
Yeah.
I didn't get this belt from by being in a family.
I didn't get this belt because I got out there and shook my butt for five minutes.
I earned this belt.
And none of you could lace up my Chuck Taylor's.
I'm like a snotty as it sounded.
It was the cops on his true.
Yeah.
I make us for a while there.
She was these in my opinion,
the single most interesting person in the company.
Yeah.
About a year ago.
Right before she went through the chaotic GM phase.
Right before everything fell apart for her.
But she was about the most interesting person to a listen to and be watched.
It's got real.
Yeah.
Is this our CM punk kind of thing?
Like when you just sat down.
It was like, they actually hashtagged it.
Pipe bombshell.
Yeah.
Well, look it up.
Like it was just like, it finished and I was like,
Was that supposed to happen?
Yeah.
You know, both like you're like really awkwardly like,
my thought was, was that supposed to get you heal heat?
Because it didn't work.
You got some respect for me.
Yeah.
Yeah.
By the way, RVD, the Ricardo Rodriguez turn his coming.
Trust me.
You see it.
You can see it in a mile away.
And then we had the big deal with the the yeses and the worst spray paint ever on the end.
And he'll called it the escalate.
See, I see what you did there.
And that was funny.
I laughed.
And you know, I don't laugh at a lot of coal says.
I laughed at that.
AJ Styles.
The contract extension has been reached.
But details may not be finalized until after bound for glory.
He's going to stay with the company.
What does this kid think in?
Well, what did I tell you when you came out of the house Thursday night?
And we watched this thing.
He's in until the end.
To the bitter end.
The bitter.
Oh, no.
Was that Friday night, wasn't it?
Yes.
Yes.
It was after dinner.
I'm Friday.
Loyalty.
He's in this thing to the bitter end.
He's going to sink with this ship and believe me.
It will be a bitter end.
Now something else.
Interesting.
And I don't know if you caught it.
Yeah.
But they're on drugs.
As we were watching impact on Thursday night.
Or Friday night when the heck it was.
They called out the Velvet Sky Chris Sabin relationship, which has never been addressed before.
I wasn't really paying attention to it because I didn't know what she was.
She acknowledged it.
What she had or hadn't said.
It was one of those.
They mentioned it.
She's like, oh, I see what you did there.
Yeah.
No Chris Sabin there.
Fine.
And I was like, OK.
What kind of a work is this?
And I've read.
That's real.
So Chris Sabin.
Congratulations on that.
That.
Hogan is in Toronto this week for a big signing.
And somebody asked him what TNA has to do to get the wheels on the thing.
And his quote was, they've got to give Bishop the keys to the car.
What is the car?
Yeah.
He sees things.
He's saying Dixie give up the control and let Eric run the thing.
Dixie has not commented yet.
But a lot of people wondered where Dixie was Thursday night.
She was apparently at the Ole Miss game.
She was not at impact.
She's not at CV.
She's an Ole Miss graduate.
And she made no bones about it.
She put on Twitter.
She was watching the game.
You better do something now because when Flair goes on a goes on Steve Austin's podcast
And Austin asks him what do you think this thing's got left in it.
And Flair says it might have a year.
That is a direct quote.
If you don't believe me, go listen to part two of the interview.
And guess who just finished his interview with Austin for the podcast.
Yesterday but day before.
Who?
William Dam Regal.
Oh God.
I cannot wait.
I'm ready to still rest for an hour.
None be wounded.
He's greatness.
He's greatness.
Let's talk a little bit of impact.
Has there ever been a stable to lose heat faster than aces and eights?
To hear you tell it.
This mantle this thing.
Did you threw Bound for glory and dismantle this thing?
When you're putting this thing on the shoulders of Bubba Ray Dudley and Tito Ortiz.
Brother, you've got a problem.
And you're in your mouthpiece, Taz.
You just threw up a little bit of my mouth.
Geez.
I will give.
I will give Austin Aries credit.
Because he referenced BBD in this promo.
And it was one of those moments where he said it and everybody kind of went,
and you and I just kind of looked at each other like nice.
I love Austin Aries.
He's a guy I'd like to see.
You want to talk about an Iron Man match with CM Punk.
Put him in Aries in the ring and get that thing done.
Get him over here.
I've said Bobby rude re-upping is a bad idea.
Because he could jump right now and be the number two or three heal in the company.
Quickly.
Like today.
You know, I could see Bobby rude and like sand out working a program together as a tag team.
I actually know.
I would like to see them work a program.
I need to turn one of them face.
That's not true.
That's not true.
If you make.
If you keep both of them heal, I think they'd make a good tag team.
I don't think this wouldn't give him that big of a push right off.
You probably wouldn't.
But I'm just saying.
Yeah, well, I'm going to took a Brian Daniel sin on television or said Rollins.
That's true.
Normally Tyler black and that was a huge mistake in my opinion.
And just just the thought.
I'm going to throw this out there because I can.
Jeremy Borash.
Well, no, who he is, right?
Love child of Ted couple and Alfred E. Newman.
Debate it.
You're an idiot.
Let it sink in.
Let it marinate.
And then we pull up his picture shortly.
Charlie knows who Jeremy Borash is.
And the old WCW days currently working in TNA.
Charlie's shaking her head.
Nothing.
Charlie's very quiet.
She's working the quality over quantity comments tonight.
Gotta make it count.
Isn't he like the guy that played Glacier?
No.
God no.
He was a cop or something.
Well, Chad's pulling that off us move on.
Jericho says he will never be a full-time wrestler again.
It has no plans to return to WWE.
When did you leave?
Um, after he lost right after Mania?
Oh, I think.
So got the band?
Yeah, he's throwing Fasi in the summer.
Here he is.
There are rumors that last night at a house show in Charlotte's favorite city of Boston.
That Mark Henry has injured himself again.
Wow.
Did you see his picture from?
No.
I don't know what the profile picture.
No, I know what you're talking about.
Talking about his promotional headshots.
I love my little brother here.
So over the comments, people were making on that picture.
I was like, yeah.
I didn't see that sort of love about him.
He knows how to take that in stride.
I just said, dude.
But I saw that I said, oh dear.
I saw it.
As soon as I was like, just keep on chasing the dreams.
And I was serious.
I'm like, seriously, check keep chasing the dream.
I laughed for about 20 minutes.
I'm proud of the guy.
God almighty.
That picture.
I was like, oh, man.
It's like the pamphlet of Boston college.
I feel like I didn't have been hearing like a turtle net.
Yeah.
Yeah.
You belong to the front of a Boston college pamphlet.
I just felt like I needed to change insurance companies.
And I didn't know why.
He's like walking a class.
Oh, my God.
Friend.
We love you, sir.
We truly do.
We kid because we love.
Mark Henry's injury is rumored as a hamstring, but not believed to be serious.
And last night at the Boston house show, it was announced that Survivor Series in November
will be in Boston.
Is that that's not near enough time for for seen it to get healed up and come back?
No, he's out six to eight months.
Yeah.
I think he's going to be another Charlotte sitting on my couch screaming like a
school girl because he shows up at the rumble thing.
That was a good day for you.
It was great day.
It's supposed to be freaky.
Let's talk briefly about Smackdown.
Can we just admit that H is running the shield and be done with it?
Can we just go ahead and...
I don't want that.
I don't want that.
That's what's going on.
I mean, it's obvious that he's pulling the strings because they're always
being side now, being his little enforcers.
And apparently this shield thing was his idea.
And that's why he's putting so much stock into it because it's one of those
because you know what else was his idea?
What?
Sincara.
So he's taking a lot of heat about this in car things.
So he's putting a lot of stock in the shield so that this thing
he can save a little face probably.
Good way to get a push.
I don't want to say this for kind of read Regus thing is just awkward.
Like...
It's stupid.
Does RVD need an announcer?
No.
He is his own biggest fan and his own biggest hype man.
But I was thinking...
That's...
I wanted to know how many sets of Trunks RVD truly has.
Because I got a feeling he could do an eBay fire sale and make up a chillier
Because I don't know if I've ever seen him wear the same thing twice.
Well, I think he gave half of him to arrive back though.
No.
No.
He didn't.
But arrive back does use the same person.
Okay.
So that is the same Trunks man.
And he said that.
He says RVD gave me the number for the person that does his man.
And it shows.
So...
I want to give some respect to Planet Funk.
Because they did a different routine this week.
They changed up the routine.
However,
I want to give some advice to Planet Funk.
If you're going to do a new routine,
make sure you've got it tight off camera before you try it on camera.
Because Albert was nowhere even close.
He never really has been.
Yeah, but I mean like this was bad.
Like worse than normal.
And apparently...
The...
I can't remember which one's which.
Naomi is the darker skin one, right?
Okay.
Apparently she's like the most hated Diva backstage.
I thought it was the other one.
It's her.
She's going to read.
It's actually going to be one of the bells.
Yeah.
I think that's usually the first song.
And I'd like to say the following.
Be a star triple H.
Be a star.
Like the way he treated Frenchy,
it was like,
it was pure bully tactics.
I'm going to make you sit at the announcement booth
and not do an announcement,
but you're going to have to watch this entire show.
And if you jump in the ring,
I will fire you.
And then he jumped in the ring,
but he didn't do anything.
And then H came up.
And it was like,
you've gotten this face like,
you leave right now.
You do it or you're fire.
I might be a star triple H.
Well,
what was the...
That crap that ended raw.
Where everybody was standing at the top of the ramp,
and they just kind of had to stand there,
watch Daniel Bryan,
get the living,
not get out of him.
Who did triple H single out at the end of that thing?
Yeah.
Yeah.
That they continued that on SmackDown.
Yeah.
Just eyeballed in the whole time.
Like, do something.
Because it started with Miss TV and Ziegler and Frenchy,
we're in the ring with him talking about the unfair treatment of management.
Now.
Do you know how SmackDown ended?
No.
We had Phil's lovely daughters over at the house.
They spent the night here last night.
We watched SmackDown all together this morning
because his youngest Matty,
big WWE fan.
For her birthday,
they got her tickets to the house show that's coming up.
She's very excited about.
The shield and Randy Orton are beating down Daniel Bryan
in the middle of the ring.
What a shock.
Yeah.
This is weird.
But then something happened.
And I about had a coronary.
There was a wardrobe malfunction.
No, that was it.
Depending on who it was,
maybe it was pretty former stuff by that would be a good part of her.
By the way,
New month on a very popular calendar.
Um.
Orton started signaling for something.
And he signals and he receives.
I can't have spray paint.
Black.
Spray paint.
And I might know.
Now this is open to that shakes up the bottle.
And spray paints in N.
On Daniel Bryan's chest.
And I'm like,
I don't know if I can continue watching this.
We're not going to do this.
Please for the love of all things.
Couldn't hold me.
We're not going to do this.
And then he spray paints in O.
Okay.
But really.
To me.
If you bring out a canvas spray paint,
that signifies one thing and one thing only.
You don't need to do that again.
His facial hair is really dark.
I mean,
Randy's.
Yes.
Yes.
It's like Hogan.
But that's what worries me.
Yeah.
Do not.
Okay.
What?
Do not tell me that that's what they're going to do.
I hope to God not.
The N.W.O was lighting in a bottle.
It worked one time.
Don't do it again.
It didn't work when Vince tried to do it with the N.W.O.
If Randy changes his theme,
music to all along the watch tower or something like that.
Don't say for a Russell,
I mean, he's 31 and 32.
They're going to be announced around the same time.
So we don't know where 31 is yet.
But my reaction was really spray painting.
Really?
No.
Geez.
It gives me a headache.
Whatever gets people back to watching.
I mean, I like the shield.
I do.
I think all three of those guys are incredibly talented.
Roman Reigns is just a beast.
But.
Let these guys just be them.
Don't don't mix them up with a working.
Mason drug on sense to me.
You always hit the clubhouse.
You will be live two weeks from tonight at Fox and Hound and Richardson.
Texas for WWE night of champions.
One of my favorite paper views of the year.
Where every belt is on the line.
Except maybe the intercontinental belt.
We haven't committed to that yet.
And again, if it does go on the line.
Listen to me now.
I called it a month ago.
They're going to put that in a kind of a balance.
And I will be happy.
Because I'm smart.
Let's go on a new movie.
Talk.
Do that.
We're doing NFL.
Talk.
Baby.
And a valid forties.
And a valid forties.
Okay.
I'm ready.
I'm ready for football.
Yeah.
Tear-tots.
I'm so ready for football.
Season finale of Hard Knocks is this week.
Been a pretty good series this year.
They have not let me down again.
Even for a team that I really don't care about.
I have a lot of players that.
That's what makes it interesting.
Yeah.
And since today is still going to be pretty bad.
Buffalo is going to start an undrafted rookie quarterback named Jeff Troll.
This is the first time in the post draft era since 1967 that a team on opening
day has started an undrafted rookie quarterback.
Wow.
What does that say about the guy they recently released?
Matt Liner.
We, you know, Phil and I had that discussion yesterday.
I said bigger bust.
And put him in order.
Tebow.
Liner.
Vince Young.
Liner.
Young and then Tebow.
Tebow still under me.
He said the same thing because he was here as the thing.
Nobody was expecting anything out of Tebow.
No.
No.
He got released by the Patriots yesterday, which didn't be sad.
Yeah.
But it is what it is.
Well.
Actually, I think Ryan might be the biggest boss for all this time.
For all of these times.
I can't debate him on that one man.
So if you're a fan of the farmers all Monak,
and we all know what that is.
And who isn't?
Oh.
Y'all are being patient.
Wow.
You just totally cut her off with an e-ser.
Sure.
I like farmers all the time.
But the farmers all Monak online takes on power.
The farmers all Monak has predicted a huge snowstorm for the week leading up to the Super Bowl in New Jersey.
Good, good, good.
What have I said this show?
I wanted to be a blizzard, and I wanted to be Miami versus Tampa Bay.
That's what I want.
And it's so unstable.
But the farmers all Monak is predicting it.
Good.
I don't know how many corporate sponsors are really kind of on the fence this year.
If I'm a corporate sponsor, am I going to buy a block of seats in that stadium for the Super Bowl?
They can just try to make it another pros and tundra.
Just another what?
The pros and tundra.
That game there.
Another what?
The pros and tundra.
Thank you.
Oh, did you see the, did you see the freaking announcement that Ray Lewis made?
No.
During an interview for NFL films America's game.
Love that series.
It's going to air a tomorrow night on the NFL.
It's going to be about the Ravens.
Right.
He believes the power outage that occurred during the Super Bowl was not an accident.
So you claim in the aluminum.
No.
Don't get me started.
He believes somebody in the stadium.
He believes somebody in the stadium pulled the plug because Baltimore was having its way with the 49ers when it led
up to 286 in the third quarter.
And here's his quote.
He says, I'm not going to accuse anybody in nothing because I don't know facts.
You also don't know grammar.
Lewis said according to USA Today's Nate Davis.
But you're a billion dollar company.
Your lights go out.
No.
No way.
If you grew up like I grew up and you grew up in a household like I grew up.
Then sometimes your lights might go out because times get hard.
I understand that.
But you cannot tell me somebody wasn't sitting there.
And when they say the Ravens about to blow them out.
Man, we better do something.
That's a huge shift in any game and all seriousness.
And as you see how huge it was because it left them right back in the game.
Isn't this every bad lifetime movie ever?
Yes.
This is so what?
Is somebody unleashed several mice to chew on the power lines or something?
They explained what happened.
My favorite was that everybody was blaming it on Beyonce.
And that was funny.
Yeah, is it some people jokingly blamed it on the halftime performance.
But his conspiracy theory makes even less sense than that.
Idiot.
The group of former players reach a $765 million lawsuit for concussion related issues.
We're not being even split.
100 million of it's going to go to concussion research.
The other 665 million will be split amongst the players but not evenly.
Some players will get as much as $5 million.
Some could give us a little 10 grand.
Wow.
A lot of people are saying this was a huge win for...
Good del.
Oh, just money.
Money wise.
And don did predict he did predict the outage which was really weird.
But he said before the game there's going to be a power outage.
So what's wrong with you?
It happened.
I think the people that received money in that lawsuit should have to have like some kind of stigma on them.
These people lack common sense.
You know, who would have thought that ramming each other in the head?
You know, 100 times a day would be bad for you.
Nish.
I never saw that.
You know, you had your budget.
White suit wearing corporate.
Yeah.
Stips.
I don't know what he's talking about.
Free season wrap up.
Sueing a cigarette company because you get long cancer.
Yeah.
So McDonald's because you got fat.
Whatever.
Or he's built off.
Yeah.
Final preseason week.
Detroit over Buffalo 35 to 13.
Andy loses the Cincinnati 27 to 10.
The New York Jets beat fills beloved Philadelphia Eagles 27 to 20.
Jacksonville over Atlanta 20 to 16.
Carolina beats a beat's Pittsburgh like a drum 25 to 10.
New England over the Giants by eight.
My beloved Dolphins beat the Saints by a field goal.
Woohoo.
Washington over Tampa Bay 30 to 12.
What happened to your Dallas Cowboys sir?
It's the preseason.
Have a Houston.
It's the preseason.
But most of your starters.
We're going to play them at game.
You have to go.
Four to six.
Jerry.
Okay.
Jerry Jones.
Okay.
Tennessee loses the Minnesota by a point.
Cleveland beat Chicago by two.
Green Bay gets drummed by Kansas City 30 to eight.
Arizona over Denver 32 24 Seattle beats Oakland 22 to six in San Francisco.
Escorts San Diego out of its own building 41 to six.
I'm going to go.
I'm going to make an exception.
We're going to hold on a dark horse until next week.
Thank God.
Okay.
Do your research kids.
I don't need to do research.
Who do you want?
I'm taking the Vikings because they're purple.
No.
Didn't they make to my old slusher?
They did it on Andrew's little charred.
Okay.
Andrew's little charred says no.
They've also got Adrian Peterson.
And I don't.
I don't ever argue with Charlotte when she picks things because she tends to win.
I still the purple team won the Super Bowl.
So I'm saying.
I won dark horse lines.
I didn't pick one.
Let's move to movie talk.
We start movie talk with your box office numbers.
Remember since the show is on Sunday nights.
We give you the entire weekend because we can't.
Out of the top 10 this week dropping nine slots from 9 to 18 is kick ass two.
We're giving $1.9 million for a three week total of 26.4 million dollars.
It's $4.4 million off budget.
Also dropping out of 10 from 10 to 11 is the Woody Allen film Blue Jasmine.
$4 million for a six week total of 20 million.
You're next already out of the top 10 as well.
And drop from six to 12.
$4 million for a 13 million dollar budget.
But remember it was made for us at a million bucks.
This is true.
Yeah.
Number 10 this week.
You too.
Dropping two slots from the eight slot.
Percy Jackson Sea of Monsters.
$4.425 million for a four week total of 54 million dollars.
It's still got another 30 36 to get to to a budget.
But I'm sure it'll do that overseas.
That's kind of why we got the sequel on this one.
Ninth place debuting debuting in ninth place.
Sir is the Ethan Hawke.
Selena Gomez vehicle.
Get away.
Never a good time.
$4.5 million.
$4.5 million dollars.
But it's a third of the way to budget.
18 million.
It's a long way to go.
I thought.
Yeah.
Don't I believe you saw this if I'm not mistaken.
Give me a quick 30 seconds on it.
Let's see.
In eighth place dropping from fourth movie that at least half this room is seen.
The world's end.
It makes another $4.8 million for a two week total of 16.5 million.
Three and a half million to budget.
Great.
Dropping from the bronze medal to two to seven place is the mortal instruments city of bones.
$5.2 million for a two week total of 22 million.
16 million dollar budget.
That would be careful kids.
Not going to be the next twilight obviously.
Elisi and jumps one to sixth place was $6.3 million for a four week total of
78.4 on a one hundred and fifteen dollar budget.
Millions.
That is.
Yeah.
Deal.
Day viewing in fifth place this week.
With seven point five million dollars is a movie.
We're going to talk about just here in a few minutes.
The Don and I saw Thursdays and I called instructions that included.
Two fourth place up from five as Disney's planes.
Seven point eight million dollars for a four week total of 70 million dollars.
It's twenty over twenty over budget.
A Don says he did see get away.
One really cool car chase for a minute.
You thought you were there overall.
Basic summer movie where you see a hundred and twenty cars wrecked.
Man's honest.
If it's nothing else.
In the bronze medal dropping from the silver medal is we're the millers.
Another twelve point six million dollars for this film.
It is now in four weeks made a hundred and nine point six million dollars.
Here.
On a thirty seven million dollar budget.
I want to see it.
Lee Daniels the Butler drops from gold to silver with fourteen point seven million dollars.
Adding two hundred and twenty more theaters.
By the way, we're the millers did not add one theater.
It's still the same number of theaters.
Nice.
And planes lost a hundred and nineteen theaters.
Wow.
I think that's two lost thirteen hundred theaters.
Oh my god.
But the Butler makes another seventeen point four million for a total of seventy four million on a thirty million dollar budget.
And I said on this show last week.
If you want to know where your teenage girl, your teenage daughter was.
This weekend, she was the move there.
And she was.
Because one direction this is estimated seventeen million dollars on a ten million dollar budget.
Shoot me.
One direction they had a movie called this is us.
There are boy bands.
One of them was dating Taylor Swift for a while.
They were the.
They were the ex-factor winners on the UK ex-factor.
Is that where they came from?
Yeah.
Is that why they sound like they're from like it?
That would be why.
Boom.
Got it in there.
And I'm so glad you did.
Because now we can move on.
But I want to talk about.
Instructions not included.
Don't know.
I wouldn't thought Thursday night.
What have some reviews up for you very, very shortly on the website.
This is a Mexican film.
It is subtitle.
It's about a guy who.
Basically he's like a playboy and.
It's a baby dump on his doorstep.
And the mama says I'm going to go pay for the cab and never comes back.
And he has to learn how to be a father.
Raises the girl on his own.
Come comes to America to find her.
But why is up working here raising the daughter.
In act three the mother comes back.
That's all I'm going to say.
Because I don't want to give away too much of the plot.
And he isn't working as like a stunt man or something.
That was one of the things I wasn't going to say.
But yes.
Well that's not really a spoiler.
That was in all the promo material.
I never saw each other.
So I don't know what it was.
Yeah.
Yeah.
He was part of it.
It's a first of all.
Thanks to the people at Lions Gate for allowing us to come see it.
Let me just first of all say.
I spent the first 20 minutes going.
This is every movie that univision has ever done.
Because it was very stereotypical.
And that's what I worried about.
This movie runs about an hour, hour 45.
But once it kind of got its legs underneath it.
Once the stunt man thing happens.
And he really starts to raise the the daughter.
Some of the best heart in a film I've seen in a very, very long time.
I actually was engaged in this film.
There's some English and some Spanish.
The girl that plays the daughter I've done said.
He's a very emotional lot of twists on the end.
There's one twist he really didn't like.
But it was for me it was more of a comical twist.
And don kind of took a little more seriously.
And we really had a really good discussion about that.
But the little girl in this film is amazing.
The father doesn't want to learn English.
He knows a little bit.
But she knows she's bilingual.
Uh-huh.
Cute as a button this kid.
Uh-huh.
God's a daily project.
No, not the same film, sir.
Ah, shut up, Derek.
But I really didn't enjoy this film.
I'm not sure that I would see it at an evening show.
But I think if it came on something like stars,
I would recommend it to you.
You're definitely sharing it with people.
Again, get through the first 20 minutes.
Because it's real that.
You know, I would like, they show like univision settings on the Simpsons.
There's always that bugger in the bumblebeen.
It's real slap sticky.
Mm-hmm.
That's the first 20 minutes.
And you're like, this can't be my life for the next hour 40.
I can't let this happen.
But one thing I said once it gets its wheels underneath it,
this movie has a lot of heart.
And I really, really enjoyed it.
And again, thanks a lion's gate.
I'm not just saying that because they've been invited us to the screen.
Because they know that we're a lot to say what we want.
Really enjoyed.
Really enjoyed it.
Go check it out.
I believe the trailer is available on the Apple Trailer's app if you have that as well.
You're big announcement this week.
Ultron has been Captain Avengers Age of Ultron and his voice will be that of James Spader.
And in, in, in, in.
You've got to make mention what you pointed out to me the other day.
Somebody put up a meme on Facebook of Spader and Downey from less than zero.
And it said Tony Stark and Ultron the early years.
That's good.
That's good.
Right.
Right past me.
And I was like, how did I not see him?
Office reference in three two.
Don't say the one.
If you saw his run as Robert California on the office, you know he'll be fighting this Ultron.
Oh yeah.
Yeah.
So very, very, I'm very on board with this.
However, something that you didn't have to remind me because I remembered.
The rumors of Cranson to play Luthore was not a thing.
But what I'm hoping maybe is that might have led in a fire under somebody.
Think, oh, you know what we should look at this.
Because I really think Cranson would make a great Lexington thought either too.
No, I'm asking.
Is it Luthore or Luthore?
Luthore.
Charlie.
I have no idea.
Andrew.
When I'm speaking quickly, it's Luthore.
But overall, Luthore.
See, I've heard people say both, to me it's Luthore.
Because Luthore would be E.
Right.
And that's who.
Uh, Idris Elba plays in a TV.
So what's happening?
Luthore?
No.
But I mean, I'm still got hope because I think he would play the role very well.
But apparently this is a website that just does these things a generate hits.
Same.
This is the same website that said Affleck was signed for 13 films.
Yeah.
I don't know.
I'd like to generate some hits too.
With my car.
Universal's Dracula remake with Luke Evans has now had the release date of September 14th of next year.
Well, you're just cranking out the old school month.
Universal owns who.
Creature of the black one.
NBC who's doing a television show about what in the fall.
Exactly.
I'm just wondering.
Not interesting.
I don't get it.
It is official.
We broke the rumor last week on this show.
It has been made official.
Rocket raccoon will be voiced by Bradley Cooper in Guardians of the Galaxy.
There is a trailer up if you want to see it in high definition on YouTube for Guardians of the Galaxy.
It's got a lot of fast cuts.
You really can't see much.
But so far I'm in on what they're doing.
And I will say the new episode of Hulk and the Agents of Smash aired today.
It's getting a little better.
I do like to duck shoot as she holds.
She does a good job.
It just seems weird to me.
Fast and furious 7 was originally slated to have Denzel Washington playing a role.
He is out.
Kurt Russell is in.
Again, he adds reaction to the music that makes half the show worth it.
I'm laughing because of an episode of Two and a Half, man.
I'm just so young.
I don't want to.
I just think about Stewie's thing again.
I'm feeling like I'm.
I'll do this.
I got to see.
Did they do it like just like the video?
No.
Like Brian like kicks him up and they're in the car.
They're seeing about going to get ice cream in it.
I'm going to go get ice cream in my car.
I forgot about that.
It's so great.
This is a small role for Kurt Russell, but a bigger role going forward.
So expect more.
They've already said they're doing seven and eight.
With a possibility of nine.
Are they going for the longest number of movies in a franchise ever?
Well, they've got a ways to go to beat Bond.
Just say it.
And, and, and, and, and noise that makes.
There are noise.
And news that makes Chad very sad.
And I'm sad on a certain level.
But I don't know if I'm really, really sad about it.
Superstar.
You're going to so cheap.
And this man's contributions to the art form ought to slap you.
Derrick says remake airplanes do not do that.
No it's actually everybody's doing.
Everybody's already a remake.
Fake marketplace debt.
But it's a parody.
Let's hit the spot.
The great director Mia Zahki will be retiring after his 11th upcoming feature called the win rise,
This is if you do not know who Miyazaki is, Princess Mononoki, my neighbor to Toro.
Keke's delivery service.
He's delivery service.
Gosh, a house moving castle, spirited away, which got an Oscar nomination.
This guy is as close to Disney as you can get right now.
With the Disney of Japan?
Yeah, well, if nothing, if for no other reason because he is only done traditional hand-drawn animation, that's what he does.
That's all that Studio Ghibli cranks out his hand-drawn animation.
And it's gorgeous.
Yes.
And the fact that this guy is calling it quits is devastating to the industry, I think.
Because he's one of the few that was holding true to, I'm sticking with traditional hand-drawn animation, and that's it.
So it's a huge loss.
It's a huge loss.
Moving to releases in your movie house this coming week.
If you missed it the first time, this is the end hits theaters again, this coming Friday.
I don't know how long the engagement will be.
I'm going to say this, sir.
If they show this to the album, this will be it.
Oh, we're going.
Yeah, we got to do that.
Also, Ritic.
I think we all know what that's all about.
A movie based on the life of JD Salinger called Salinger?
Clever title.
We actually had an opportunity to go see this tomorrow, but it's going to be our Tuesday.
But it's like 10 to 30 in the morning.
But playing Salinger.
Oh, is this a documentary?
Is this a documentary out of film?
Oh, okay.
It's supposed to be more Hoffman.
Edward Norton, John Cusack, Martin Sheen, Tom Wolf, Gore Vidal,
Jud Appetite, Danny DeVito.
So, it's kind of cool because the poster for it looks like a kid's high school copy of Catcher in the Rye,
but it just is Salinger, a film by Shane Solerino coming soon.
But it's like, I'll beat up.
You know, I never read that in school.
Did it do that?
We read a separate piece instead of Catcher.
I love that book.
I read half and wrote a paper on it.
Do you have a click notes?
I don't have it.
No.
Allegedly.
Monkey notes or something.
He looked up.
He looked it up online.
If you're into things that are uncomfortable,
there's a movie called a door that will release this week.
I saw the trailer for this on nothing but trailers.
Robin Wright, who's no longer Robin Wright Penn,
along with Naomi Watts.
I want you to, everybody seated, everybody comfortable.
Yeah.
This is about to get awkward.
Oh, okay.
Yeah, yeah.
They played best friends who end up falling in love with each other's sons.
Yeah.
Yeah.
But oddly no banjos on the soundtrack.
It chills.
It's fake.
Why would there be banjos on there?
But that's a back.
A hill, Arkansas stuff there.
That's weird.
No, that's pretty much everything.
Is there all living in like an cabin on the beach together for the summer?
No.
What?
Sounds to me like your average A3 teacher
and that makes it on CNN every couple of months.
We'll get to that.
A movie from Rob, sorry, Rob Codry, Leslie Bibb,
and others called Hell Baby.
I'd expect a couple who moves into those haunted house in New Orleans
call upon the service of the Vatican's elite exorcism team
to save them from a demonic baby.
This is a parody.
I just best say it's got to be.
If you see the trailer for this,
this is our Cordries name.
I'm like, this is a comedy.
It's got to be.
Thomas Lenin, who was the guy that thought
homeboy and I love you man was gay.
Okay.
He's in this.
Michael Ian Black is in this.
Oh, dear God.
Rob, Hugh bulls in this.
The trailer is hilarious.
Because Thomas Lenin, Michael Ian Black are priests.
I was wondering who the elite team was.
And them talking in the airport about going to New Orleans
and why they want to go to New Orleans.
It's just wrong.
Just awesome.
Yeah, it's.
I am the winner.
Oh, my God.
Oh, you talk about a grenade.
You're welcome.
You're welcome.
Hell is for children.
Yes.
Oh, God.
You sick man.
Like I said, some of the things on this show are comedic grenades.
And you ask how I timed it just when she hit the chorus.
I stopped talking.
The biopic of Winnie Mandela starring Jennifer Hudson.
I can't even say that without laughing.
It comes out this week.
Which is apparently where the the line.
She don't know nothing about my struggles is working.
That's where it came from.
It's where it came from.
A movie called Touchy Feely, which is about a massage therapist to really
start to lose the love for her job.
And by the way, they're such the character.
And she gets, she gets kind of re-invigorated by some family members.
Rosemary DuWit is in this.
Allison Janney is in this.
Ron Livingston is in this.
I've seen the trailer.
It looks kind of cute.
Also, a movie called Red Obsession.
Chad, you got anything on this?
I have no idea.
I still can't get hells for children out of my head.
This is narrated by Russell Crowe.
And it's a documentary about, you know, Bordeaux in France.
Apparently there's a big underground counterfeit wine culture going on right now.
That was not a weird thing.
Yeah, it looks really interesting.
So, for your, there's also, if you're also looking into more creepiness, the movie called
A Teacher.
No.
No.
No.
No.
I know.
And the movie called Fire in the Blood, which is a documentary about prescriptions.
Yikes.
Oh.
Now we go to DVD and Blue any releases, and wherever you buy those this week.
Now you see me.
It comes out on DVD this week.
We have to book this.
That was quick.
They're doing a sequel.
So, any atoms, Morgan Freeman.
I really want to see this.
I did too.
It was worth $4.
It started.
So, it would be worth about $50.
Oh, yeah.
Okay.
Perna.
The Rob Zombie directed lords of Salem, the debut of South by Southwest.
That would be available this week.
Season one of a show that Chad and I didn't think we liked.
We're going to like it.
And then we did called Da Vinci's Demons.
Oh, I didn't like the way it ended.
Man.
Just good cliffhanger.
A movie with a rock called Empire State.
And Spartacus War of the Damned.
As they wrapped up that series.
Great series.
Great ending to a great series.
And that is good.
It's about start of life.
Just hated to see it.
Just hated to see it be over with.
You have anything in tech corner, sir.
Not really.
I mean, I should because I know they had packs this week.
But I was, you know.
I went a lot of bombshells to be dropped at packs this week.
Safe wall came out.
You also had a dragon constant.
Well, they did announce the very odd 2DS.
So I guess that's worth mentioning.
The 2DS is the size of like a child's notebook that does not fold or fit in your pocket.
It's the size of an open 3DS that doesn't close and doesn't have 3DS.
But it's cheaper.
Yeah.
And when she's she was showing her 3DS to the room as if we haven't seen it at least twice that I.
If you could use you for school, it might be useful.
I sort of like America play for a minute because I like this song.
Well, I compiled both lists.
So take your picker poison.
I've got the.
Well, I've already labeled it as the one you mentioned earlier.
Oh, did you?
Okay.
Okay.
It's time for the list.
Oh, not that song though.
This song.
We end every show with a list.
This week is no different.
The pendulum swings back to Chad this week.
We go live across the table.
Good job.
Do you have me, sir?
Do you have me?
I do have me.
Okay.
Being a this is a holiday weekend and everyone's been pretty much picking out all weekend.
I really have.
You know, if you haven't been, you probably should have been.
I had some great frozen yogurt last night at the sweet frog.
Well, and I have someone in this name in this room whose name salary may
nameless, but her initials are sharp.
I need to make it out there at some point.
I put fruity pebble in my.
Are you kidding?
Yeah.
You can get those this week.
Pretty pebbles.
We might have to make a road trip.
Yeah.
They'll probably be close but some of you get there soon.
I think.
Yeah.
It's really early.
It's Sunday.
I mean, that's really where this list came from.
I'm craving ice cream so bad right now.
Brahms.
Okay.
If that'll work for you, but I just wanted to put.
Play a quick list together of my 10 favorite ice cream flavors.
Um, number 10.
You really can't go wrong with base if you know, because you could trick it up
however you want.
So I had a sweet frog last night.
Thank you very much.
Um, number nine.
I'm a huge fan of the chocolate and fudge brownie that Ben and Jerry put out.
You always can't go wrong with them.
No.
No.
I mean, there are several that are that are and with vanilla.
I'm kind of focusing on the blue bell homemade vanilla because that's what I was raised on.
Um, number eight is one that I tried once and I haven't gotten it again because it's gotten really hard to find.
But it was a flavor that Jimmy Fallon created called late night snack.
What's in it?
Vanilla ice cream, fudge cover, potato chip clusters, and a salty caramel swirl.
Hey, I know go ahead.
Number seven.
I don't know if it really matters who makes it, but I'm a fan of a good mid chocolate chip.
Not a fan.
Oh, that's good.
Although that's what char was purse looks like.
Hahaha.
Does it not?
Am I lying?
Well, she has this green purse.
I don't know if it's in here in there.
Not in the arena room.
It's like a light green with black polka dog looks like mid chocolate chip.
Oh, she's debunking you.
Okay.
There.
Polka dogs are the purse.
That polka dog.
But it looks like they're black and it looks like mid chocolate chip by screen.
It still looks like mid chocolate chip.
Okay.
Moving on.
Maybe chocolate.
Number six.
Hahaha.
It's a raspberry chocolate chip.
Blueberry cobbler.
Blue, blue belt does a, I mean, blackberry cobbler from blue belt.
Oh, no, no, no, no.
It is a vanilla ice cream with a blackberry swirl.
That's good.
Don't throw.
Yeah.
Like that.
With like little chunks of like a cobbler crust.
And it's, it's really good.
But it's a seasonal blue belt thing.
You can only get it in the summertime.
So you're probably just on the tail end of being able to find it.
Oh, shucks.
Same way with my number five over banana pudding.
But if you do much of that, it will burn a heck out of your mouth.
Um, number four peanut butter cup.
I've seen go wrong.
And Jerry's do this really, really well as well as well as my number three flavor carrot cake.
Out.
I love carrot cake ice cream.
Out on all things.
Carrot cake related.
Number two.
I've had several great versions of this and several.
Okay versions, but strawberry cheesecake ice cream.
No.
Is it is an instant.
I know.
I know.
You can do it.
Uh, blueberry cheesecake ice cream works.
You know why?
Because it's not navy.
Yes.
And of course.
But to me, my number one always has been and probably always will be.
Cookies and cream by blue belt.
I don't know.
But you know where my number one is.
But we can't find that anywhere.
That means still not my number one.
Ice cream sandwich ice cream.
Great.
It's the full time.
And who made it?
Was it was it?
It was eaties.
But they're drier.
Okay.
But same basic concept.
If I had a cruddy day.
All I need is a little serving of cookies and cream.
And I'm good.
Hmm.
I don't eat a lot of ice cream.
And I've heard to my tummy.
Oh no.
This little show is like a centaur.
Oh, you are?
Yes.
Oh, no.
It makes me very sick.
That's why she does the frozen yogurt business.
That's bad.
We could make go to arms and get a fix.
And then have it upset.
I probably would not go to arms today.
There's other things.
That's horrible.
I think I would go crazy.
That was me because I just love milk so much.
Yeah.
I don't like milk.
Oh, he does.
So good lord.
The raspberry pomegranate.
Sweet pomegranate is awesome too.
So I don't want to.
I find the pomegranate unstable.
I love pomegranate.
Hmm.
Have you ever eaten one fresh?
Yes.
Absolutely.
That's a chore.
It's like they do awesome stuff in fruit.
It's not a word.
But the thing is is you got to soak it first.
Uh huh.
They're easier to break if you soak it.
I mean,
isn't it one of the things they consider super fruit?
Yes.
That's both like full of antioxidants.
It's supposed to be really, really good for you.
But kind of it's a pain in the buttole work with it.
You can buy him already.
Just the seeds and those.
Yeah, already separated and all that.
I'm not sure how that's sometimes.
It's been a while since I've had pomegranate.
That's the list.
That it is.
And there goes.
There goes his text.
I don't know what happened there.
I boy, the list is ready,
but it's going to it's going to wait a while, I guess.
Because you got it next week and then we got Fox and the Hound after that.
So.
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Pretty Palmer was running a different outfit last night.
Cause he's sponsored.
You have to see by.
Probably today.
It's still a great.
The preceding was a sooner orgator production.
Gotta go get a go.
Why?
Because I have to.
See ya.