The Clubhouse – Episode 4

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It is Sunday nights. It is 703 on the East Coast. It is 403 on the West Coast.
It is the fourth of August in the year of our Lord 2013.
It is season 4 episode 4. The double 4. If you will.
I got nothing. The clubhouse is live on the air. We welcome each and every one of you.
Whether you are listening live right here on Ustream. Whether you are listening on our archive
or whether you subscribe to this show on iTunes. Maybe you do all three.
We don't care how you listen. We are just glad you are here.
My name is Rob and I watched about three or three hours of the Big Bang Theory last night
that I have never watched before. So my wife is happy with that. My wife is a huge fan of that show.
I have never watched an episode. It is a mixed bag. Joining me across the table as he often does
is a man who knows one thing in this life and that one thing in this life that he knows
is that Keith Richards and Mick Jagger are not movie critics. He is Chad.
Did you not think that was going to come up? Oh you are going to incur the wrath of the British
descendant. That's for you, Jill. Two weeks out of three, she hits one out of the park
inadvertently. Should we explain this? Or maybe a little bit late. Okay. Our chat room is up and
running. I know you are a lovely wife who is of British descent is in the chat room.
Russ is in the chat room. Second time I have talked to him today. I got to see him this morning
to church with Jeremy. He was going to see you boys join us. A couple of special guests
tonight first of all. He is the official fact checker of this show. You know him. You love him.
You can't live without him. He is fun. Don. Hello, everyone. Good evening to you, sir.
How are you doing? I'm well. It's been a good day. Very good weekend. I'm getting everything
caught up. We've got to get new battery, but you know, just like everything's kind of
back to normal now. But it's good. But we've been a good weekend because yesterday we made
an interesting context for hope and see what it did. It makes him inroads with in the future.
I mean, we're just going to tease that. Also joining us tonight. The first time guest,
but not a first time friend. I have known this guy for. Oh, jeez Louise.
Kids that were born when I first met this man or in high school. I'll put it to you that way.
He is there. How's it going, kids? Good evening to you, sir. Welcome. Welcome to the studio.
It's been a while, man. A long time. And not in a stained kind of way. Like I met you when I was
a junior in high school. Oh, God. Yeah. I want to say, Brent's the same thing. Yeah.
Brent was in high school. I was a junior in high school sitting in the smoking section
outside the bar, doing karaoke on Saturdays. It was good times. All right. Let's start and we
will start with corrections as we always do.
Um, I think we were clean last week. I didn't catch anything when I listened back to the show.
But they're new tech. The new tech sounds great. The show with those. That wheels off. And we had no.
Nothing that we didn't correct in show. Can I put it that way?
Well, yeah. Yeah. Me and Russ both watch. And I think I didn't see anything out of the ordinary.
Can I show not brought to you by Fiji water, but I'm enjoying their fun product.
They would like to sponsor the show. Please rob with the clubhouse podcast.com. And you know,
something I just realized this past week that we don't do that enough. How people can
reach us via email myself, Chad and Dawn. If you want to reach any of us, just it's our first name.
So it's rob at the clubhouse podcast.com, Chad at the clubhouse podcast.com or Dawn at the clubhouse
podcast.com. You can email us. We like eating emails. They make us feel better.
That ourselves. Okay. Let us start with a little NASCAR.
I'm trying to find the results on the race today. I'm having difficulty.
Maybe not because apparently NASCAR.com has been no help.
At least we have a Talica to listen to. I'm trying to figure this out.
I don't know about it.
You okay, there, Chad?
My ears were bleeding.
But that's what my Talica does.
Why? At least it's just a used it. Yeah, yeah. Now you just like met a measel and go to sleep and
you know. All right, looks like we do have results from the go bowling.com 400.
Again, so real name of that race. Really? Yes. That's the real name of that race. The Andrew Beckham annual.
The Beckham Cup. There you go.
Was the Draino 300 already taken today or something? Well, here you're top 10 finishers in 10
place. Greg, know my family did not invent plastic balls and messages using the backyard biffle.
In ninth place, we like to call him. Smoooo.
Tony Stewart. Eight-place Kyle, maybe my family invented beer bush.
Joey, I used to be teammates with Tony Stewart, LaGano, and 7th. Chad's favorite driver.
I retired that, remember?
But you saw him right when we walked into the restaurant last night. I just pointed him out.
Brad keselowski, in sixth, Dale Earnhardt Jr., another top five finish, fourth place Ryan
hello, newman, and was everybody using that bit last week, seems like everywhere I went,
people were saying Ryan, hello, newman, and I didn't need anybody to see it before I did,
so I'm claiming Squaters' rights. Can I do that? Squaters' rights? I don't know.
Wow. The bronze medal goes to Kurt YSIN Kyle's brother Bush, silver medal to the rainbow
warrior himself, Jeff Gordon, and number one in your hearts and number one on the program,
but he's in the number five car, Casey Kane. And every car I drive looks the same.
I'm very not well played, sir. Thank you. I'm Casey Kane and every car I drive.
Right now, we have a long distance road trip, deer Casey. Easy, easy, easy, easy, easy, easy,
you've got to blow, you've got to pop. Keep your speed on this pan. It's been a
breach for the stunts. It's been a hundred and twenty laps since I had a pitch down.
This days like these, I'm glad I have a septic take built into my ship because right now
I'm going to pee like a racer. Can you please play? I want to be rich by Canada.
Keep your feet on the pedal on keep reaching for the finish. 11 minutes.
Oh God, 11 minutes now. And of course the wheel right off the shaft car. Let's go to your
sprint cup standings. Right now, your wild card would be small. Tony Stewart,
Brad Kizelowski also in the hunt so as Kurt Bush. Your top 10 guys right now,
Greg Biffle drops to the 10. Jeff Gordon up one to nine Casey Kane up one to eight.
Matt Kenseth down one to seven. He trades place with Kyle Bush. Your top five still stay the same.
Dale Earnhardt Jr. driving consistently staying on the top five. Kevin Harvick,
Carl Backflip Edwards, Clint Boyer, and by 77 points right now, your sprint
complete or is five time five time five time five time five time sprint cup champion Jimmy Johnson.
No, not that Jimmy Johnson. Okay, I'm going to breathe. And this is the point where I sit here and go.
I don't know any of these people and I don't care. Need to do I now. Okay next week.
It's for the deepest sister. That's true. Are you ready for next week, Chad? Oh,
like you have no idea. We go next Sunday at 2 p.m. Eastern on ESTN. We go to Watkins Glen,
New York for the cheese it 355 at the Glen. That'll be cheesy. You know, I don't care if you're
like NASCAR. If you don't like NASCAR, if for no other reason, you stay in the loop of NASCAR
because of the names of the races. We should really turn this into a drinking party.
The drinking game anytime there's a new name that pops up. Oh, Watkins Glen is a road course. Now,
I will say as a barely casual NASCAR fan, the road course races are actually the races I like.
Because it's not just they're turning left. They're turning left. Let's go down on Werner and turn
two. They're still turning left back to you. It's not that the road course actually,
it's there's actually more different kinds of turns and hairpin turns and stuff like that.
So those are the more interesting to me. And your traditional NASCAR driver tends to struggle a
little bit more on a road course. They do it on a regular course. But the course is two just under two
and a half miles long. Does this mean I'll watch that race next Sunday at 2 p.m. Eastern. No,
because I'll be a fan practice. But that's different. I'm going to DVR it.
I stopped DVRing sports. I'm going to watch it on my death. I end up knowing what happens before I
can watch it anyway. I'm just waiting for the one that Larry the cable guy was talking about,
what the damn pie. Anything that has Larry the cable guy in a sentence should never be done ever.
You know, I used to be on board with him, but I'm just not so much anymore. Because it's a bit. That's
not who he is. That was a funny bit though. It's not his funny yoga pants. Yes, it was. Not his funny
yoga pants. We got great stage. We had a full. That's right. Yeah, I really hope anyone's going to do that.
Come on. You're done. You are listening to the clubhouse. We are live every Sunday night. But two
weeks from tonight, we will not be in studio. We will be on the road at Fox and Hound in Richardson
Texas for WWE SummerSlam. Things are getting interesting. Tom, stay. Make sure you join us. Right now
because Chad told me I had to change the music. We're going to go to television talk.
Maybe I did, hold on. Did I spell that wrong, Chad? Gosh. Yeah, I did. I spelled it wrong.
This must be me on the end. Yes. We had a death in the world of television.
An actor by the name of Michael and Sarah. You might not know the name, but if you are someone who is
sci-fi educated, you know who this guy is. He was born in a small village in Syria.
Came to the US with his American parents at the age of two living in New England until his family
reloaded the California 10 years later. He was going to be a doctor when he entered Los Angeles City College
because when I wanted to make sure my doctor's quality, I want to ensure that we're city college.
Wow. Maybe he was different back then. I'm just saying.
But he became an actor instead. He did a lot of voice work. He was the voice actor. He was
doctor, he was Mr. Freeze in the Batman animated series. Real? That's how you would know him
was recently. Also in Batman Beyond. He played a, oh wow, he reprised his most famous role
later on. He was most famous. He was king the very first play not on Star Trek. He would
reprise that role on deep space night. I have no idea. I mean, I knew that that's what most people
knew it from was king. He was also the voice of General Warhawk in the Rambo Cartoon. Yes.
Toys were amazing. He did episode of Hard Castle in McCormick. I had a teacher with that
car, the coyote car on it. Still love that show. That an air wolf. Did a lot. He did an episode
of Thunder of the Barbarian. He played, not he didn't play king. He played king in the Buck Rogers
television series. Wow. This guy's got credit. The fall guy. Oh, hey, we made your song.
Saying the theme song. If I'm I'm not mistaken. Just like Chuck Norris saying the theme song
to Walker. Yeah, sure. Yeah. But I died at the age of 91 this week. As my leader Kevin Smith
would say, huge bucket of wind for this guy. Sir, you will be missed. It's on the wall. The
man can drift. He didn't. And I do like this song better than actually.
Does it. Is that a look at artist too? Well, it doesn't make it a block. It's good looking.
It didn't make me think of starving freezing dogs. Cockers. There's manuals in there now.
Oh, thank you. Hit me where I live. If you are subscribing to Time Warner Cainer cable
I'm just going to invent new words every week. That's what I think we're new. If you
subscribe to Time Warner cable, your life changed the other day. Especially if you live here
in the Dallas Fort Worth area. Because Time Warner and CBS have still not come to an agreement.
So as of Friday morning at midnight, CBS and Showtime are no longer on Time Warner cable. Did they
finally pull that plug? Yes. I was originally there was I had heard there at the 11th hour
they made a deal because that's usually how these things work. But I read an article Friday morning
I said, nope, it didn't happen. And then Friday night because our local CBS affiliate also owns
another channel here called Channel 21 K K T X A. That was part of that deal. And because of that
deal, Ranger fans could not watch the Ranger game Friday night. Because it was on Channel 21.
Now I'm told that there's some kind of a weird deal that you can go to CBS's website with a
log in and you can still watch it if you're a Time Warner subscriber. No, that's CBS block that now.
Oh, did they? So that's gone to say one day on Time Warner people to get it. And this is why you get
you first. A boy that whole shoot and shabangles. And all the lord. There it is.
And don't don't forget the copyright of that. I love it. Did you? They lost your show time too.
That's what I said. That's a, that is a station time. But it's, and I'm surprised it's not
wide spread because those are both via combat works. So that includes MTV VH1, BET. I don't know
pal, a plate is got to be a part of that because they play a lot of the MTV VH1 stuff.
So but it has, from what I'm told, the only two effectors CBS and show time. Yeah, right now in
Seoul, basically in three markets, New York, LA and Dallas, but there's spread out still.
But I'm telling you, this is going to get a lot of news for it's pretty hard shelter. You pay
extra for show time. And now you're not even getting it when you pay an extra for it. Yeah, it's pretty
checked up. So there's that. We do a betting poll on how long that lasts. I'm not going to put a
bet on this because I thought for sure this would have been resolved before now. Under a week,
under a month. So football and see, but see, here's the thing, as a Dallas fan that won't
affect you very much unless it's a prime time game because Fox carries most of your NFC games,
but if it's Sunday night football or Monday night football, since it's cable, if Dallas is playing
channel 11 carries it because the lost states, if a pay for channel carries your local team,
a local affiliate has to carry that game too. Now it all affects preseason because channel 11
carries all the preseason games unless it's a national Fox game. You imagine no time
Warner with the Cowboys or even football football. You know, I'm going to go ahead and say it because
I don't have time where stocks agree. Had time Warner cable for a time when I didn't know any better
worst customer service around. The only good thing about time Warner cable was when they had the
Sega channel. I had a dish before even with the game because I had to Sega channel plugged in your
genesis and play like 100 different games. And because I had the Sega channel in the Sega channel
I was actually customer number 11 that had digital cable look at you. True story.
Only took him three days to install it, but that's a different story. But you still have the Sega
time. No, because I had to get rid of the Sega channel before the digital cable. That was the exchange.
I didn't have to pay for the digital cable upgrade because they were getting rid of the Sega channel.
I love the Sega channel. Was that anything like client nine in that prostitution? Maybe, maybe.
I will neither confirm nor deny that, sir. And you will leave my dignity out of this.
You have dignity?
Somehow. I'm jealous. Some misconceptions have to stay. I'm just saying.
You. You. You. Oh, no, actually that bus arrives did a version of with this side, but this is not this
Timberman. Thank you for breaking my heart there, Rob. No, man. Do you not know this remix?
I love this remix. I know this. This remix.
I just wish they would do more stuff. And then I said, but Timberman doing shock value 19.
Is it really shock value once you've hit four? I'm just asking. It's lukewarm shock. It's just, hey,
we're back again. Next summer, I could not be more excited. We've talked about this on the show
before. 24 is coming back, but earlier than anticipated, the 24 live another day 13 episode
series is going to be in April, not in July, and Chloe is coming back. It was announced on Thursday
that Mary Lynn Rice Club will be returning to the role of Chloe. She was on Bob and Tom. I
want my personal favorite shows on Friday talking about it. A couple of things that she revealed
that I thought were interesting. She said they do see the whole script. So they know what's going on
in the other storylines, but they don't really truly understand it till they watch it when it's all
cut together. And she also said that everything she's done has always been inside and they
get to go like film at the beach and stuff. And she's in a sound studio. But she loves the role
and we're looking forward to having her back on the show. Yeah, the finished the last season.
I know. I know. I think I'm going to do like one hour a day for the next three weeks and change
so that week. Because I'm watching all 24 kind of intimidate me. I've seen three episodes.
I love that show. Here on some. And did I mention finally the last night we found the
sandlot on Blu-ray. Yes, we did. Really. We each bought one too. But Walt, the Walmart and Rock
Wall had five of them. I mean, we have not been able to find this thing anywhere. Obviously we're
not a march. Yeah, it's a 20th anniversary dish. Oh, God. I got Pete's Dragon last night.
Where's my copy? My daughter finally saw such a great film. Dude, she was glued to that screen
for like the whole two hours. Marka. What was the most underrated artist of our time in my first
opinion? I saw him above it this year. Was he with Buffett? Yeah, you'll probably
Buffett at Pizza Jackson Brown. Grenable. Yeah, I pizza at Park. It wasn't at a pizza store.
Jackson Brown. Oh, Jackson Brown. The new doctor has been unveiled by BBC
America for Doctor Who. And his name is Pete or Capaldi. My God, he looks like Craig Ferguson.
Did you see that you had the picture of him looking like he just came up the set of three
musketeers? Oh, with the the soul patch of V for Vendetta. Yeah. I'm like let him rock that.
Like is he an anonymous? If you are not a British descent, I mean, it's two things. Number one.
You don't sound like you're from London. And two, you would not know that he's Malcolm Tucker from a
he's that's who's a very outspoken character and I show called the thick of it. He's also on a show called the loop over there.
Apparently the fan base is kind of split. He is an older gentleman of the highest order. I'm assuming
Chad Chad's having a moment of talking to the microphone so it's an audio loop. Okay. You remember this?
The name sounds familiar. Yeah. I see it come up all the time on YouTube. What people put like
Greatest put downs or greatest insults in movie history. This guy has gone scorched earth on everybody. He talks to Gandalfini was in this.
Oh, really? Yeah, it came out no nine. Is it like a show? Is it a talk show? Is it?
It's a movie. It was a theatrical release that it was it was very like you are there tied. It's almost like newsroom.
Oh, I love the newsroom. New episode tonight. We'll pull up the trailer when we when we get off the air and it will leave you
Cry it and I'm very I'm very nervous about tonight's episode of the newsroom. Just saying on that.
Very interesting what could be the most uncomfortable story line of the season tonight. I'm too behind
It's so good. But I know I've been watched by I had I kind of put a texture because of the you know my issues in the last couple of weeks
Wait a minute. Did they tip their hand a little bit here? By the way, I know why he looks like he just came up the set of the most
It's because he was in it because he was he's playing cardinal reach a loop and then it's not as many kind of cheese and it's roach fork
I'm assuming it's gonna be a BBC presentation next year, but he was in World War Z. I had not seen that and his character's name
was W HO
Doctor really
World Health Organization well played America. Wow
That's funny that is fun. That's speaking of movies and television combining
FX we talked about a few weeks ago is doing a television series based on the movie Fargo and
Billy Bob Thornton has signed on to play a few shemmy like character
Spoiler alert. I assume that you're associate over there into wood chipper
Do we all want to watch this? No fargo was something I watched once and I saw it and I enjoyed it
But I wouldn't watch it again, but it's FX so they're gonna get ratings for it because FX just knows how to do drama
Speaking of FX. I got to add this on TV talk quickly announced that on September 10th
Since a banner a few seasons six when it opens they said this will shock you
Shocking they said they literally that they've been holding off on pushing this one angle and they said now
They're gonna do it through the certain of that say said you will be shocked on this first episode
You will not trust as apparently black adder is gonna be coming back. Oh, we
Black out of where it is
Black out of was good on it. I don't I don't even that theater version. I got to get him on since a banner and
We need to get an update from Charlotte when we talk to her if she's been watching the bridge because I forgot that that premiered about three weeks ago
I'm behind on that one. Oh, it's the first one. You're next comedy central roast
Victim will be James Franco
Yes, and hosting that roast will be Seth broken
The man who got Kevin to start smoking weed and I will forever blame him for that
Because it's made the product suffer. Thanks. Thank you so
But it's gonna tape August 18th it will air on Labor Day, but it is a comedy central roast and
They have not let me down yet. I
Love the comedy central roast
We can't area any of it on this show
Exactly, but but always watch it after midnight when they show it almost not edited
Because that's what you really want to want see. I'm on the line about this because I mean I really like the old Dean Martin roast. Oh, yes, and this is like really trying to
Bring it up again. It's just like yeah, you are failing because all the comedians
They get on there horrible. Well, that it's all written for them
It's horrible. Except Amy Schumer always good
But be prepared to work blue and probably one of the two of the best roasters in the history of that show have left us
Oh, yeah, the tree so Neil
Is great Gerald
He's still with us who is the one that died last year. No, what's going on was it brought Geraldum?
So that's kind of happened
We have some American idle updates
Allegedly returning this season. We thought they were going to blow the thing up and start over
But keep urban apparently going to come back
Had had had had had had had had had had had and apparently we've I found out in pre-show today Jennifer Lopez is back in talks
If she can get the 15 million a year and fit her rear through the door to get back in
This show like almost done
I thought we said they're gonna end it soon. I don't know solve our misery
We have a something that why do not recognize the chat room is this? Is this your friend?
I know it's gonna be 2018. That's one of them. Yeah, okay. How's it going? Well come use
Talking about the roaster flame of play was racist, but it you know a little my Instagram family
But Jennifer Lopez trying to get that 15 million a year
I'm not watching no, I'm just gonna be honest with you
And now chat if you finish drinking your and your beverage and finish chewing what you're currently eating because I want to wait till I play this next time
Okay, because this next story I put in just for you
Normally
This this kind of thing wouldn't really affect me very much, but it's a it's a show that you love and this is not sarcasm even though it may sound that way
But I cute up very special music for it
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Had a little bit of a blow-up here on a panel from Kathy baits recently
Where's my mother it's just like a same here creepy
Somebody asked about the show that you that you dearly love absolutely love called Harry's law that got canceled and we're gonna have to pre-midnight this thing
quote NBC treated us like excrement
They kicked us to the curb. I think they disrespected us. I think they disrespected our 7 to 11 million viewers
I think they're getting what they deserve
If you know anything about the industry right now NBC is drag and a
Struggling so much they want a reboot mot Rose Mary's baby
Don't plug it and redo the Tommy knockers
And do it to a TV movie with with about Hillary Clinton with muppets
Diane Lane. I mean if that's what you're gonna just pretty close
And the but the final season that show did have a healthy viewership
There were an average of 8.8 million people
But it only had a 1.4 rating in the 18 to 49 demographic which is really two
What you call
TV executives that's the important demographic because that's where the money is allegedly
And if that's what happened and if there's one thing you don't want to do is piss off Kathy baits
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
I'm talking about the misery because I read that book many many many many many years ago before the movie
That movie didn't get a ton right, yeah, but that scene dead on she was so smoking in that movie
One in Oscar
Totally
She screwed up the end
She goes back upon the careers being a you know a foot doctor
She's got that just that was so painful to see and in your lovely wife who's I pretty just said does refer to NBC is evil doers
So
What they did to that show and this match and let me just say
This coming Saturday stars will be debuting this series the white queen
I one of the websites that I look for for news is entertainment weekly's website because they're very very comprehensive on a leather team weekly
Every page I clicked on had a pop-up banner for that show is stars that worried
But who's more worried stars or TNT after we watch last night
Every commercial break. We watched on stars last night every single star
I've started after every single commercial break
Had an ad for the TNT following skies season finale tonight
Did we and it was the start of every break if correct me if I'm wrong here in case you forgot the last time we broke 10 minutes ago
I mean and one time they show two in a row
I'm like I think we get the point. I think it was like the moment they wildly no one will ever remember you for anything
I'm sorry it's just it's a fact of life
You're gonna have to deal with it. I don't care if you've grow a beard and grab a gun
You're still the dude from ER
Why did you read them like troboss that was actually doing good? You know, they actually had a couple decent shows
But they got rid of boss. What Kelsey grammar?
I never watched episode but hers break it. It was good. It was pretty good
And it ended very abruptly. Yeah, and it made things because I thought there'd be another season just like deadwood and just like
Reaper just like terminator Sarah Connor Chronicles
I would love for them to do a movie and wrap that up and say this craft terminator five they're gonna do
But ABC has also said today that they are in talks for Star Wars television pop possibilities on the eve of Marvel agents of shield
We already have Star Wars Rebels
Did I get that right the internet next year is it rebels? I think that's what it is comes out next fall on
Disney XD
Because that's giving the finger to Cartoon Network because you're not in the Disney a row
And we own everything now
So what see how that works out? I don't I don't want this to turn into what gates being open. That's what scares me
Yeah, and
next Sunday is the premiere of
Hulk Agents of Smash
Oh, it's gonna be a two-part episode shake my head guys. Have you watched Avengers assemble? Yeah
Not as good as the one before it. Yeah, I don't it's okay
I like agents of smash I like Adrian Gast I think Adrian past are as
As Tony's good. Yeah, yeah, it's very nice. I mean the artwork's pretty good. It's just the same who is man of actions
Man of action. They do shows like because they always end story by man of action
Ben Tim way way way way back up. Pazdara is Tony. Yes, so this is the second time he's done it
Cuz he's in the manga version too. Yes, wasn't very good. I didn't watch any of those the ones they did
It was okay
It was that that story moved too fast for me. Yeah, man of action. They're pretty
Pretty good. I mean, Ben Tim I've been watching after a while
Have you watched a new Batman series yet? Beware of the Batman? Oh the the CGI crap. Yeah. Yeah, it looks like crap
Horrible. I think it's got potential, but it hasn't found itself yet. I think we need to get Paul denny back in that bad boy and get
First him because I'm missing and team titans go as terrible too
To see fact checking this Star Wars brothers
Okay, Star Wars thank you. Don't remember how you felt about the Clone Wars that that art style doesn't work for Star Wars
That's how I feel about the Batman. Well, okay. No, I was green green lander though
See it works for green light. I like I like Clone Wars when it was just the gini
The little seven the little seven the little seven minute shorts. Yes. I like I think it trains
I need to see you like the CGI on any of that stuff. Yeah
All right, let's move on get on the POI. We've got a lot to cover tonight
The pendulum swings back to Chad this week
He has person of interest. POI is a segment we do on this show each and every week where we take a person or an entity and we debate their greatness or lack thereof
Chad we go to you. We were watching
During the course of watching TBS or TNT or whatever we were jumping back TBS. We were watching TBS last time
Is that what we were everything was on CBS from family guys to
No, it was King of Queens the family guy friends the King of Queens the family guy to Big Bang. Okay. Well
In between all those
Frick and falling skies add
We kept getting an ad for a show called deal with it that how he meant Dell is
Putting together and let me prepses it. I love how he meant Dell. One of my favorite comedians around
A bit of a coop though the whole germaphob thing. It just it seems like that's
I like this is this is for a guy that used to cover his head with him
But exactly it's so but this show the premise of this show is something that neither you nor I are a real big fan of
It basically looks like a bunch of it's celebrities hazing yeah
It looks like a bunch of college pranks that these people are I guess willing to sell their dignity their eyes bitter
Pumped again
It's a bunch of the regular ass people. It's not it's the celebrities are in the booth and these people have little earphones in and
They're telling them what to do to their friends in social situation if you ever seen a pro jokers
We have also we have a northern outcast in the room. He's asked a question that I think will probably
We're gonna rest later. He wants to talk about the the opinion that we made Kevin Smith worse and I will talk about that here in a while
But in practical jokers. It's kind of the same game. Yeah, those four guys that are always in each other's ears and they're telling them what to do in a public place
Basically making them
Absolute it's like over there and stuff like that's butter. Yeah, it's a less and it's TV bullying
I'm not a fan. It's it's basically just hazing
Mm-hmm and
You know how much is how much is her dignity worth five grand. Okay. Well here's five brand, but you got to do the
hazing period is what reality TV shows are now period
Everything's gone to crap. Think about the fear factor. You know forcing an eat those
You know hissing cockroach or diver did that though
To me I do that one good Friday night if only one of the greatest examples on the fear factor of somebody that just said
Nine doing this. I think there were supposed to be eating like boiled bold testicles or something
And language
And just what it's called. He's good
And it was down to the last two people and
This I opened and Rogan was like okay, you know Joe Rogan was like okay whoever finishes this thing first
We'll go on to win a hundred thousand dollars or whatever and he goes okay three two one and then this big
Husky guy that was that was you thought he was really in it to win it pick the thing up
Looked at Rogan threw it on the floor and said you're out of your damn mind and just walked away guys
Nice didn't worth any amount of money do that. I'm out. I was like wow
I'm just I'm not a fan
As as someone who was was bullied as a child and
It hurts me to watch that kind of thing. It's not it just makes you so uncomfortable and I've never had been a fan of that particular type of humor
Which is what you know it's like why I couldn't get into
Like the meet the parents franchise because he was like he was always just that
But it was always put like a warm on a level's advocate for a minute and this is not to come down on you in any way
shape or foreign but it brings up an interesting paradox when it comes to you
Explain your love for jackass because they're doing it to themselves. They're not doing it to other people
But they're doing it to each other
Not the same though. It really isn't to me jackass is just like this generation's three
They're they're hurting each other. They're hurting themselves, but they're not it's just the way they're doing there's no innocence
Yeah, yeah
You know, they know what they signed up for really
Yeah, but the people that are doing this particular
How we man do what will be a debacle. I'm gonna say it on this show right now
They're subjecting themselves to it. So how does that differ? I mean there there are things
What they're doing there are things about jackass that that I don't get into
I don't know if you've seen the ad for this next movie. They're doing that grandpa grandpa
I'm going to see that the last part of the trailer had me crying. I was laughing so hard
But I don't know if I could sit do it it would make me so uncomfortable to watch it
Because they're doing it in front of a bunch of strangers. Yeah, that's much to do list badly
No punitive oh
Very nice. I see you did there oh
I just I don't know I can't
You know
I guess see me greasy and there were a ton of innocence involved in the earlier jackass stuff
That's some feedback we're getting in the chat room right now. I'd have to go back and a lot watch a lot of the earlier stuff
But like you know the whole you know the egg knob challenge always always kill
Yeah exactly
But again, it's beginning to look like vomit
Anyway everywhere you go
I'm just I'm just I've never been a fan of this genre of talent television. I never have been and I don't know that I ever will be
Just because I was you know, I was the kid that in the middle playground
You know, I had a button snap shirt on for picture day in the sixth grade and some bullies came and just ripped it open in front of God and everybody and I
Kind of a thing that just doesn't it doesn't sit well with no it never hasn't it never will
But that should be and that's maybe that's just the way I'm wired. I don't know
But obviously there's a market for it because it gets ratings that's the reason people can sell
Bum fights on DVD. Oh God
Which law in order did an entire episode ripped from the headline on Matt really. Oh, yeah, I heard it got an Emmy
Probably that episode. Yeah. Wow, not mine, but I'm just at it
Hopefully the show will tame and you know Tom Greens and other women the northern outcast brings up in the chat room as well
Never was a fan of him. I love Tom Greens. I did the only Tom Green bit
I've ever liked
Was when he was on the rage a shell just out of nowhere. He's talking to his
Onterage about some girl. He's like what do you think Tom Green and all of a sudden to cut and there's Tom Green?
And I'm like what the hell?
What do Tom Green come from? He's part of rage. He's on terror. That's the rage. He has an
Onterage disturbing to me. Oh, he's still got that brandy man. It's like a ninja
Which I have right here on my wife's day. Well, hopefully I hopefully in the end he's a US feasting
Hopefully this new show will take you know. I mean like and I have had to baking challenge
That lasted two weeks. You know hopefully this will not have gone already. It's not I think it's already done though
I mean that I think it went the full bit distance
Isn't it? I didn't see it on VBR. I think they told me let me check it
Back check I'll be back
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Don't go and show the park around interest. Let us get into some baseball talk
Wow
Again, I am the only person I show that knows what music's coming up before the music of that place
What else would you do?
Breaking news came down last night that tomorrow major league baseball is expected to hand down
Suspensions for Alachrod Regas and 12 other players that will suspend them for violating the wellness policy of the league
Or the rest of the 2013 season and the entire 2014 season
I just love the fact that
Aron's getting this is come up
I'm just
Nothing
Brian Braun who's already pretty much said okay, I did this and whatnot and we're not sure if if you know the Aaron Rogers part of the star yeah
Still don't know how that's gonna work out but the Milwaukee Brewers
Although I've always I've sent on this show since day one the Milwaukee Brewers are a conflict of interest because they're owned by bud sealic but
They're doing something kind of cool by Ryan Braun being suspended for the rest of this season 60 games
They're saving $3.2 million in salary that Ryan Braun will not get paid
So the Milwaukee Brewers have decided they're going to pass those savings on to the fans
So basically if you're one of the next 320,000 people that come through the gates at a Brewers game
You're gonna get a $10 voucher for concessions at the game. Ooh, so for that 3.2 million dollars
They're just basically giving it back to the fans and you get to go hit
Catcher in the cup with a bath
What was it our center you say about the clippers if you can walk in a gate time game time and sit in court side and they might ask you to play
I've always said that about the Brewers, but I think this is kind of cool
You know, it's the Brewers saying you know what this guy is one of our star players. He's caught up in this
We we can't believe this has happened so we're going to give back to the fans. I think it's a great thing
I like it and that might get you a small drink so there's that and a cup check
It'd be great 10 bucks maybe a small break
How do I we have a question to him? How do we view the jays and it's not the blue jays? They have changed into the jays
I have a personal issue with when they were the blue jays because they robbed my Atlanta Braves
The world series, but always love that I love that stadium
WrestleMania has been in that stadium in Toronto
I like having I I'm looking forward to the day with a buffalo bills become a Canadian team myself
I don't have any problem with the blue jays at all. I'm sorry the jays. I think we need more Canadian teams
I mean if they're gonna give us hockey we should give them baseball. That's a fair trade
Especially if we're gonna have hockey in Dallas
Do we have that in Dallas?
A reasonable fact
But you know that we're now sleeping with the enemy. Yeah, you know that right? Yeah, when the rough? Yeah, there's that
So bizarre that is the most surreal
Now when Jerry Jones get back 3.2 million to the thing now
No, she knows but I think I think it's a great idea and I appreciate who is your pot dealer
I'll quick-back Jerry quick-back check out baking challenge went through, but bunheads was canceled
bunheads
That's actually it's a cooking show followed by a nature show called beaver. So it's beavers and bunheads
What you know
They're gonna be my leave alone leave it alone not go on there guys
Let's go to two standings right now
Beavers it
Wow mark that show they've shown you beavers and bunheads
And he's gonna lay his head down tonight. Please soundly after that just yeah, is that the worst joke
I've ever told it over three years ago because that list is long and distinctly
Yeah, but today it's at the top of the day. It just hurts me that I can't go into more deities
I know it
Oh my god
We lost another wheel in the American eat least that's yes
No enough national in the American league each the aforementioned Toronto jays 10 games below 500
They're 16 and a half out of first place. They've lost their last three games straight
The Yankees are now nine games back. They're yes five games above 500
They have at home at home. They're they're clinging to four games above five are they?
They're only one game above 500 on the road. They're nine games man. Look at your fangs over there
There's one thing that I hate more than anything in the world Yankees success and it is the Yankees
See I just I don't I don't I can take them or leave them as long as a rod doesn't play for them
That's my thing
You're gonna get your way rod jambigo liar
The Baltimore Orioles are six and a half games back though my Tampa Bay raised not my a Tampa Bay raised
But they were in a terrible event. They're one game back on Shah was beloved red socks
So
That that race is getting tighter and tighter as we get later in this season in the A.L. Central the Chicago
White socks still suck because they're 29 games below 500
That team used to be somebody this is what's killing me the white socks have just yeah
Back on Nolan Ryan used to pitch for the Rangers understand the minnesota twins are nine and a half games
Better than the white socks right now. Hell the cowboys were great too
That would point the royals are in the middle of the pack and the Cleveland Indians are right now three games behind the Detroit Tigers and as we go to the
A.L. West. It is time to play America's favorite game. There we go
What is the run differential for the Houston Astros which replaces how many points out of first place are in the Columbus blue jackets
Right now
We go around the room
Chad we start what is the we start with you what is the run differential for the Houston Astros uh negative 142 Derek
I'm gonna say
Black market value
21 okay dawn
I'm gonna go negative
165
The Houston Astros currently are 36 and 74 they have a three twenty seven win percentage
They are 28 games out of first place
They have the exact same home and road record of 18 and 37 they have lost their last four straight
They're two and eight in their last ten
Their current run differential don would have been the closest but he went over at a negative 161
Russell actually got closest
Russell one is 159
He did how can they go up it was 163 sublime
Well because they might have scored a couple more
That's impossible in the N.L. West. I think that means what you think it means in the anything is impossible also finishing at the A.L. West. I'm sorry
The Los Angeles Angels of Anaheim
Los Angeles County, California, America, North America, Earth and Milky Way or as we like to call them
long
They are tied with the Mariners 12 and a half games fact Chad your beloved Rangers are three and a half games back of Oakland right now
But they're playing they're playing better ball
Three straight games of the walkoff home where to win the game
You don't like to cut it that close but it wins a win
And before money they were 12 but there were three out of the last 15 on wins but this week they kicked it up
In the N.L. West the San Francisco Giants
Why don't they just in the world series and they're now 12 games below 500 the Padres are tied with the Rockies at 10 and a half back
Quadraze the Arizona diamond. Yeah, San Diego
The Arizona diamond backs by the way
We this is now the third week in a row Derek. Have you seen the new diamond backs mascot? Oh the luchador? Yes, yes
They're now five five and a half games back. I get the demographic guys
Missy's beloved Dodgers in first place in the N.L. Central the aforementioned mill walkie brewers are 20 games back
But they've won one straight so good on you. Hey one straight
The cubs 18 games back the reds are in the middle of the pack John's beloved St. Louis cardinals are a game in a half behind
Don's beloved pirates right now who have won two straight and in the only division that matters in the N.L. East
My Miami Marlins are now 24 games below 500
But they only have half the run differential that the Houston Astros do
There's something weird in baseball because usually this is one of my pirates tank, but they're actually
Do an okay. There's something wrong. They won two straight. It's the um and they're ahead of the cardinals
And that's a big deal in that division. Yeah
The Metz are 16 games back the fillies 15 and a 15 and a half back the natinals are 12 back and my beloved
Atlanta braves have won nine straight
God they look good the shirk it's your little prick. I don't care. We're in the Berlin the division baby
You know he always preferences this by the only division that matters like the only division that matters to you
Hey, I'm the executive producer I'm on say that
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We are your one stop shop for all things sports and entertainment so let's do music news
God I love this song
Not not that feel good song. Thank you. Yeah, but so
So Stone Temple pilots is moving on after kicking out Scott Wylin for the 438th time
And you got to think to yourself well who could replace Scott Wylin and Stone Temple pilots
Prince
And not be
Beaver shut your ugly dude. You got to go man
You got to find another problem. So who is the newly singer of Stone Temple pilots? What's do this?
Yeah, I saw this and I'm like
A couple of months ago, I think it was like I got a job see that a memorial day show or well that was like a that was a test day
This is official now
It's like Tony Orlando and Dawn
But having like
Chevy Chase coming in. Lincoln parks Chester Bennington is the new lead singer of Stone Temple pilots
I've got two words for Chester Bennington Gary Sharone
Okay, yeah, thank you hear me knocking and I think I'm coming out is he done with Lincoln park
I think they're kind of on a hiatus. I think they've been done for a few years
Well, they just released a new album last year, but to me they haven't had anything big since the transformer soundtrack
Well, they had new directions exactly
I never really haven't been good since collision course
Because that collision course was off the chain
Demon Jay-Z that was awes
Oh, he's just testing the chester now
I still like shadows of the day
Guys, I put poop in in the
Who've got censored whoop got censored in the room?
I was like are you kidding me poop? I can't even say I can't type poop in here
Oh, well
So what do you see I they haven't said anything about recording a new album or anything and Scott Wildland is still performing all the Stone Temple pilots stuff live
They really rocked it
But that was one of my favorite interviews that
Would Gary Sharone join Van Halen. They were interviewing
Sammy Hagar
And he goes you know honestly, I feel bad for the guy because he's gonna spend two hours of a two hour and a two and a half hour show doing David Lee rock
All night. I just want to do that for like two hours
Do some skat for me David. So Joan jet and the black hearts are releasing a new album on October 1st
Real just kind of cool. They're gonna debut the first single Thursday night on Kimmel. It's called any weather
But what intrigues me is who's gonna be working with them on this album
I got that I'm a huge fan of
Dave Grohl who's drummer looks like edge
Look at the chart for the food fighters. It looks like edge even when he's the light dressed up like a woman in that
Learning to fly video
He still looks like edge
Did you see them on the rocker or hall of fame induction when they inducted rush? No, yeah, they came out dressed like them and did 2112. Oh, it was mine blowing
But I I'm a big Joan jet fan
Like she's one of those rocker chicks that stayed true to it. I'm still waiting for Joan jet and like Kermit the frog to do this on together
So they didn't see their by the record machine
boy hole it'd be great only if the banjo's involved. Yes, you've got to do it
Why all this so many I'm something we should not for it. It's just you know
What was that? I don't know I was channeling the the Christopher Lee episode. I don't know why
Kermit in a Johnny Rotten anybody can be English apparently
Hey and whale in Jennings
Hey, he's probably knows that Rolling Stone is a magazine. Okay. Yes, it is sir
Jim I can't talk we have to tell that story. I'm dying we have to what what Kermit so was that for
I want to say it was a review of the review quote for elicium
Yeah last night where it was elicium and Peter Travers from Rolling Stone did and I'm like does anybody rely on Rolling Stone movie interviews
Because Peter Travers just loves everything and Chad's lovely wife who is of British descent said why does anybody care?
Would Mick Jagger has to say I didn't catch it. He's laughing hysterically
Charlotte and I are watching TV like I don't know what just happened here and then he goes no, okay honey
There are the Rolling Stones and then there's I that's all he said. I was like oh that just happened that just happened
I'm over here like
Red because I cannot breathe at this point
Russell tells us in the chat room at the title of the new John Jesson of black hearts album is unvarnished October 1st
Let me go on to a little local flavor our Kelly Clarkson getting married in October
Have you seen the pictures of her it's for her new single she's sitting in a window and like a bridal dress
I give a year and a half
Hey, that'll come up later and move me talk
Love her to death Blake Shelton's gonna officiate the ceremony
That's kind of cool and then I read this next story. She was at an auction in in Britain paid
150,000 pounds to win and ring owned by Jane Austin
Something new something old something borrowed something blue three of those are not
Norm Peterson's liver from cheers
Wow
That was the cheers Joe that was a bit for sure
But culture a minister Ed Vazie has instituted a temporary export ban on it and hoping that
I'm someone a British descent will buy it because it's like well she doesn't have the we don't have a lot of her personal belongings
So we don't want to leave you in the country is that your English accent because that was horrible
But here's my thing, boss. She paid for it. She owns it
1776
Markah
Bring it back to America careful man. I got to go home to a Brit
Don't she's Marcus slow your research and market
Merck
But what kind of crappy pool is that you'll send the cat? Well, I think that she called a magazine a different name
All I've seen before I dig myself further in a deeper home
Well, they took the bands up their name from a song
Yeah, I'll change it to beetle made you actually name my first kid rolling stone. It was I think anybody can do it really
Papa was one he was
Could be here we go what could be the segment where I if you've never if you've gotten this far in the show and you haven't wanted to hit something with a hammer
This is gonna be a good place to start
Can we get a rope for you apparently
Apparently
Apparently
Rumors are circulating that Graceland is going to be put up for sale at the bargain basement price of $84 million
There is a potential buyer
For Graceland here comes kids
Get a rope for that
Someone who has said he wants to move his baby mama there
So that they can raise their daughter there together
Kanye West wants to buy Graceland move him and came in the baby together now, but here's the thing
They want to keep Graceland open as a museum that people selling it and keep it available to Elvis fans for Tanya
Let me explain something to you Kanye West ain't doing that because Kanye West doesn't want anybody to talk to anybody ever
Have you heard that audio clip? No
Some guy who claims he wasn't a Papa Rotto. He was just a fan and he wanted to talk to Kanye and he was like
I don't want no Papa Rotto's talking to me. It's a matter of fact
Don't ever talk to me. Don't talk to anybody. I know and he isn't that the thing tell everybody
You know don't talk to anybody ever stop breathe in every body. How am I going to talk everybody to stop talking if I can't talk to him
This is one of the worst looks I've ever seen on Chad
I mean I'm not on
Don't think I'm going to make this worse as if horn swag will become his gardener. I mean that no that would be genius
That would be genius start
I read this story last night and I just sat there and just left it on my computer screen like
Is this happening like
Did I wake up in bizarre world nerd alert? I want Bruce Campbell to come back over to Grace land dressed up like Elvis
fucking bubble hotel and and do
See I got to start again. It's yeah. I'm done and a band called the death grips
We're scheduled to do a Lala Palooza after party. They know showed it. They act after three hours the fans storm the stage and trash
There are equipment some guy on Twitter actually posted what he when is he's alleging is a piece of the drummers drum
Like they head of a body
Sounds like the same kind of thing the arcilly did last week
There were some outdoor music festival. He kept people waiting for like two hours. They finally just said screw him to walk out
Notice I did not say a word during the Kanye
Music new releases and wherever you get music from this week
Hugh Laurie yes house is releasing an album called didn't it rain and if you don't know anything about him
He is a very talented piano player money guy very funny. He was great on SNL
KT Tonstal
Miss black horse in the cherry tree. Wow. Where's he been?
Obviously in hiding ever since that song
My Catherine McFeak crushed that shot song on idle
She'll be releasing invisible empire crescent moon. I don't know if that's a two-seedy set
I don't know and Norma Jean which is a Christian metal band releases wrong doers and then a new album by this band
If you don't have you've not heard any of this band stuff do yourself a solid they're called the civil wars
They're very very very good
They have a song called blood and wine that is amazing any any song has a lyric. I don't love you, but I always will
That that breaks it down on molecular dude. I'm just saying love this band if you're not heard the civil wars check them out. They're good
Let's keep moving we get to do this for the first time
Oh
Things are almost all right
We're almost there Rob almost we're on campus. We're talking college football couple of quick stories for college football
If you have not seen Oregon has upgraded their athletic facilities to the tune of 68 million dollars
They got Nike money. They can do that, but it includes a barber shop and a coaches hot tub
I'm waiting for any Murphy
Do an acta
Now here's the next thing you got to do
Wid
Yes, it was a plus Oregon the last five years has been one of those always the brides we've ever a bride team
Ship Kelly now coaching the Eagles is going why wasn't it like that when I was there?
They've also got a really weird basketball court also and this just broke as I was coming home from band practice before we went into pregame
Let me tell you something
This is gonna get ugly quick outside the lines what has been going on where outside the lines has been getting scoop after scoop after
Scoop lately they get an insider that is saying the NCAA is getting ready to investigate Texas A&M quarterback Johnny Manzel for a
Legitly selling autographs which violates policy
Goodbye
Let me see something else
If you play for Florida A&M
Don't go to fret parties and tests
That's a bad idea
You don't do that
And here's my thing it first of all because this kid's family has money he comes from money
What does he need to be selling autographs but it does also bet the question two
And it's gonna I think this is gonna open the doors for more discussion about athletes earning money in college
Because you can't do that according to NCAA rules you can't do anything that generates money
But now the NCAA is embroiled in that lawsuit again where former players are suing
EA sports for using their likeness in the video game. Hey, but see if you buy a college jersey
You've done they're not allowed to put you have to put the name on it yourself. You can't buy a college jersey with the players name on it
You can buy the number but not the name
I think that's crap personally. I've always thought that was crap
I think it's gonna open the door for this
I'm not for the A&M Texas A&M. I'm sorry you're right. I was about to say I'm something. It's been a long day
Did you see that video him getting kicked out of that part? Yes, and but then anybody want to write back in later on. Oh, he did
Yeah, I didn't think he was
Stragling
Tell him say when it comes at Johnny Maserago. Oh, yeah, we're sorry about that. We used stream does does do commercials
It happens it's
We if we wanted the yeah, yeah, it would cost us an arm in a leg
I'm where we apologize for that. Which one y'all long guys? Y'all on the one with the
The Honda or either one on that card. I like the card when it's like 30 minutes long. It's great
And when we do college football, we've got to talk at a fell
The Hall of Fame game tonight probably just started my beloved dolphins
Play your beloved cowboys, sir. Amen
And you'll see the starters for about five minutes. Yes, this is why I think preseason football and why it's not on the studio
This Riley Cooper thing just keeps getting weirder if you don't know what's going on there
Why receiver for the Philadelphia Eagles Riley Cooper goes to a Kenny Chesney concert
Y'all and his filmed in a drunken stupor saying he will fight every and word there
Of course this goes viral
Marcus Vic who is the brother of Michael Vic who is the quarterback of the Eagles releases the statement
We're he'll pay the first person that knocks him out when he plays. I'll do it. I'm not even African American and we were taught
We see we were talking about this at dinner last night
And Riley Cooper
Former Florida Gator also was at one point Tim Teebo's roommate in college
True story
All right, I'll read that. She's just read the chat room town. Who cheese is it?
Either the dolphins are playing the night shark week starts well played sir well played well played
Probably my second favorite commercial television right now
um
He's now been dismissed from all team activities the team is saying that his roster spot is not in jeopardy
He is seeking counseling. Here's my thing and I'm gonna put this out there
Here's how you do this
Get in through his anger management course or whatever it is
Get out there
Take the licks get past it
Because the longer you wait to put him on the field
The worst this is gonna be for him when he finally does take the field
I don't care if a team releases him and somebody else picks him up
Michael Vic had to went to a different team and he is still dealing with the repercussions of his actions that were what six seven years ago
But it's get it dies down a little bit more get him out there run him through the cycles let him take the hits and
move on
It's playground justice. He is gonna get destroyed and he deserves it. I mean, but not to be a cop out on it or anything
But it's like hey
You said which is said right you're a drunken idiot and he admitted to it. He didn't he didn't say he didn't
She I'm being say I might have done he said you know what this happened
I'm not take I might making excuses alcohol was involved but I'm still responsible as a man for my own actions
Which I respect
But at a certain point
You have to you have to face the music unless you plan on not ever going back to football again
You're going to have to face this and the way you do it you just tackle it head on no pun intended
You tackle this head and I have to I have to grieve and I'm gonna say it that he is gonna get destroyed nothing
He deserves it
He's going to kill me
Yeah, he is going through he's going through anger management counseling. That's what somebody would call a dean in there, right?
I think it's a little ridiculous. Yeah, it's anger management really and I think there's like two different stories
That came out of Kenny Chesney concerts this week. Oh God, Kenny
But again, you have to understand I don't care if you're the executive producer of a two-bit internet radio station in
Mesquite Texas or you're the king of siam
We live in a day and age where cameras are literally everywhere big brother exists in 2013
Everything you say and everything you do will have a shelf life in one reason or another
And if you go out and you decide I'm gonna go get smashed at a country music concert
And I know that I'm the kind of drunk that kind of says and does things that art out of the ordinary
You know that going in and you have to deal with the consequences of your actions because privacy is a thing of the past agreed
Agreed
But and the one thing I'll give Riley Cooper. He's not he's not back. Apparently he said look this happened
I did this I'm not right for it and I feel horrible about it, but yeah, this happened
He's not trying to tap dance, but now he has to face the music yeah, anyone
So
Let's get on to some more light-hearted things
I know what stop talking about Reese the pro bull road show of hands in the room. How do you watch the pro bull?
Cricket cricket still look at nobody
Nobody in the back
Chief seats anybody. They still do a pro bull. That's still on
So here's what we're gonna do because the pro bull needs ratings
It's no longer gonna be aFC versus NFC. We're doing away with that because this works so well for hockey
We're gonna do what hockey does and they're all star game
It's gonna be a school yard pickup
43 players on each side
Now there will still be fan voting involved
But here's how it works the top two vote getters are going to be the team captains
And they're gonna do the school yard pick are they doing red rover two in the middle of the game? I know I believe it
Thumbs up seven oh thumbs up
Love that game you're welcome America
But but each of the each of the captains will be a have assistance and one one team will be assisted by Jerry Rice
Which I believe Derek is one of your favorite players if I'm not miss you Jerry Rice won't you be Jerry Rice?
I thought you know you're gonna talk to my Jerry's for okay. I've never talked about Jerry and the other it's like rice
But I don't like rice with some beans. Hey. I'm Mattich some chimichong and then the other is D on Sanders. I had a sled that in there
So so prime time
We'll be involved the draft will be January 22nd the game will be January 26 which is the week between the conference championships and the Super Bowl
Also you're Super Bowl players won't be involved
There will be two minute warnings in every quarter
Also, if the offense does not gain at least one yard inside a two minutes the clock will stop
What
Because it's like terminator because what they're doing is they're trying to discourage teams just
Crap and around until the quarter ends also possessions gonna change every quarter because they give a damn about who wins this thing
They don't even care what makes them mean we do you know what you know what I got a better solution. I got a better solution for this
Don't play it
Here me up
Let me get through okay, okay, I guess it'll change your refs. Also, the defenses will be allowed to do
Cover two defense and press defense instead of just man-demand except on goal line stands
The clock will run after incomplete passes on the ref signal accept during the final two minutes and the last five minutes of the game
It also will not stop after a sack
There'll be a 35 second playoff clock
35 second play clock instead of 40 and there will be no kick-offs
So guys like Dev and Hester are pissed. What? Yes guys like Dev and Hester are not happy right now
Because there's gonna be no kickoff returns the ball will start on the 25 yard line
Yeah, nor will they're not casting anything? What is this the CF? Oh, you're right. Okay, so chat
Those are all the real changes for the pro ball better idea for the pro ball
But side to side of all play mad and absolute I
Think this wish you really do just let him play mad and like one big whoever wins
Get to dollar and plus they get a free picture to Hawaii
It's a game for the fans. Why are you doing Hawaii? Can't nobody afford to go Hawaii and now I got bronchitis
You know I got time for that. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay.
You showed me this picture last night
I did of the gloves that under oh
There's a lot of okay. Here's my solution
Let them all just have some extra heroes exactly
You have Stan Lee B. One captain
You have Jeff Johns me another captain and we do Marvel versus D isn't that a fan isn't that called mutant league footfall
Oh, that would be epic you feel me
Make my marvel
I'll need to carry this on the team. Exactly
Underarmor has all the characters on the underarmor any I'm telling you dude you
He just showed me the glove. I just showed him the captain America gloves
I'm looking at the Spider-Man gloves right now
This reminds me of that self park where they made a joke of that where
They changed your rules for kids or we're now they all they do is get a balloon and they hug each other
You know I mean that's like okay, like for instance like I remember of what was it like oh eight
NCAA football oh eight where you could literally make the team anything you wanted and EA had a site set up where you could upload your own artwork and
Create your own teams of and I had superman versus Batman
Like a whole like it was like the got the knife and we're gonna talk about that
Exactly like we had like the Gotham Knights versus the metropolis men of steel
And and I got to look at this on like you know they could really do this and really make this
It's just
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Oh
Total divas
Premier's last week on
Entertainment network the highest rated debut of the year for e it is a one-hour show
That just wasn't last week
Chad did you get to watch it yet
Little bits and pieces. I've got to watch it. Don't you've watched it. Yeah, I've watched it. I've watched it
Not a bad show. No, wasn't it. I felt bad for daddy, but those those bell of twins
Not even points. I think they are really. Let's see. Yeah. Let me tell you something
They're that shows not doing the bell of twins any favors. Oh no none at all if you saw that one seed coming up
It's gonna be you'll see them plan on applying on a you know personal plane to go from now on
I never want to travel on commercial. I deserve a travel like this all the time
But see I thought it was poetic justice. They bumped in daddy from her WrestleMania spot and then their match got canceled
Perfect. I think this deal with
Eva Marie's gonna come to a head. I think that's gonna get ugly. Yeah, the Jojo offer me thing
We're gonna talk about that here in just a little while, but even she's still there. What's the deal?
Yeah, they were I remember they were on the deal with where she slaps his king
But I'm wrong last week. Okay. Okay. They are working on a cross-promotion deal with E4 Summerslam of some form
So maybe we're gonna see
Okay, that's that part is I'll probably get better ratings and like what we get off air Chad
Remind me to tell you the punchline from the joke about the Kardashians this week
Okay, just like there's no way I can do this on this show
That's all I say you know what's that part is this show might out do smack down or the main event
Yeah, right but this show out does mean okay. Let's be honest
Ouch
Somebody asked Bill Goldberg on Twitter about being in the WWE Hall of Fame his response
Be careful what you wish for
Okay
The rumors are strong, but they're also rumors were gonna be DX was gonna go in this year
But Triple H wants to go him by himself before DX goes in
But now they're saying that your headliner is gonna be warrior
So we will have an Epical
Speech at the Hall of Fame that you're dear God
Medusa also known as a Lundra Blaze if you remember she was the one that took the WWE women women's title and drop it in a garbage can on nitro
She's back as a part of the alumni on the website, so maybe she's your female entrance this year
That'd be funny if they whoever comes out to present her with her award
Comes out with trash can and they pull it out of the trash can
Maybe she will she'd she'd have to or they she has to get her ring on the courage can
And then this thing from Tuesday night
WWE wrapped up their South African tour last night or maybe it's today
I don't remember but Tuesday night Randy Orton's in a match
Oh, by the way Hall of Fame games on NBC not the Espin
Randy Orton wins his match goes to do the deal where he jumps up on the turnbuckle when does the arms and the air thing and a guy runs out of the crowd and punches him right in an
That
Didn't some knucklehead do that in the house of blues that possibly could not have been staged
I know we're talking no, it wasn't no, no, this was this was a real thing. Oh, okay. This this was a guy who was just trying to make a name for himself
He's been charged his name is I'm gonna screw this up his name is Shepo Seg hobby
He was charged with and played guilty to his salt charges. He will either pay a fine of 500 run
I just want to say that like to do it with the weapon too or serve 30 days in jail
Do we have that last name on a shirt too
That's a hobby. That's a nice little man. Don't you don't you don't you put don't you have a little bit of that with your with your rice and your sushi?
I don't need to she's a hobby. Sorry
He also is on a three years suspended sentence
But they say Randy just
Kind of kind of fought through it
In a ran as close to about a US dollar and remember kids
You can't be an athlete
Being an athletic supporter
The ran as close to about a dollar. That's about five hundred all fine. Okay, but Zena. I think Shepo
You flipped out which hurts about the story
You're right right in the shes. Oh
Friends, she's still not clear to return. We thought he was he didn't they do a promo during
Money in the bank did he was supposed to come back and rob next night
So what's he what's he out for they said he's still injured but he should he put up a picture on Twitter yesterday after he worked out
It's the best shape I've ever seen what's he in your prom? I don't remember up hand
But he the picture he put up on Twitter. He looks he's in great shape
We're waiting for you to come back Frenchy
Let's talk about raw
I want to send a memo to creative because I like to help them out
Does there anybody about not dare coming to excuse you from the next next next next next question because we automatically you're gonna raise your hand
Anybody else in the studio not know who the why a family is by now
Why do we have to keep playing five minute vignettes about who these guys are we get it and you know
I didn't care during the first vignette and I care even less
Not even the vignettes. I don't this does nothing for me. Well the vignettes just as often taking payments to walk to the ring
That just the whole bit not even the vignettes just there they're whole rigmarole in the ring after the buzzer
That's stupid but shut up we're here
Oh boy hashtag now leave
Bad for break the liberal isn't a pool is AJ becoming Malena
With the screaming and the wrestling and the
Now is she just it obnoxious twirp and I clean that up for radio. I appreciate that
And then Vincent Triple H have their little discussion about Daniel Bryan and I'm now saying it's
Uh, Daniel Bryan wins starts like
Because there's too much of he can't win. He won't win. He's not good to kill win. Does he keep the beard?
Well that might go away tomorrow night. Okay because they effort tomorrow night's raw
Creative has been looking for things like a barber chair and other kinds of props for raw tomorrow night
I can see that because I gotta get that the Russ says that Michelle McCool is gonna have twins
So so new brothers of destruction maybe what the things they want to get that look of him cleaning up get that
Corporate look remember they're talking about them right and be grizzly atoms. Yeah, so there's that
And I also want to send a memo to the ref that did the main event because it was John Cena and
Rye back in the tables match
In a tables match don't try to count somebody out. It's not the point
That's not his match. This qualification
I was just like really this is what we're doing
Where am I? All right. Oh my doing
Yeah
Wrestling rocks. Yeah, shut up there
We're gonna skip this next one. We're gonna come back to it
Kurt Angle a rest it for DWI this past week
Is this fourth it is his fourth DWI in six years?
He got one in Pennsylvania in 07 and then twice in 2011. He has posted $2,000 bomb and he has said he has gone straight to rehab
So there's that
He used to be somebody apparently he took the wrong angle
And and beaver's and fun head was bad really
Okay, nothing on wrestling you would state that was in with thingle. I don't I don't remember from the story because in some states
The third's a felony, so he might be looking at prison time
Danny Davis has said gut check may be done. He says he's not coming back
They haven't asked him to come back for so gut check may be done because it hasn't done well anyway because I think all but one of your gut check
Contest this has been released
So there's that we are gonna talk a little bit about
Impact is it sad that I forgot that rampage Jackson was in the made him in mafia. No, and then I saw him I was like, oh, yeah, he's in there
It's sad that you know that he's in the made
I watch impact and do it for the kids. I do it. I do it for the kids
Of I'm not buying this AJ Styles bit. I
They're trying real hard whoa whoa. We're curting. Oh, we're curting. Oh, got popped. Yes. Why is counting Texas?
Okay, they're in Texas right now. Yeah, they did a house show it tighten Tyler last time
I could be he could be they were in which it's all false Thursday night. That could be a felony
Wow, wow Russell the curting. I'll send you a drunk here drunk you can be going down to Huntsville possible
Oh, man, I wish you'd played you think silly. It's coming. I don't have that version of it
But AJ Styles could yeah
They're trying so hard got bless him. It's just not working. This bit doesn't work
So we hardcore justice is coming up August the 15th
You're gonna have a five on five match
Ace is in eight's versus the main event mafia and the person who gets pinned has to leave TNA forever
Forever being there. Oh, term that it is a hold on
Pinky are you thinking what I'm thinking
J-Bride
This is not helping
This is not helping me keeping my my hopes for sting joining events at bay because I think sting gets pinned
Now with this angle. It's Kurt angle thing may have thrown a monkey wrench in it
But this is not helping and by the way, sting's gonna be in town
September 7th and your brain's gonna melt
She's doing an appearance at a Hawaiian Falls deal for a local Christian radio station
It's called celebrating modesty at a water park. I'm gonna get I got to figure out which one it is but I'm gonna go
And then your August first is revealed and it's
Tito or Tito or Tito
You used to be married to Jenna James and former UFC fighter
Kino Santana. Oh, because he's facing rampage Jackson on a bell tower match
But but rampage is part of the main event
Mafia so is now Tito or Tito or Tito when he part of Ace is an eight or so part of the 18 by the way
Yes, he was those playing at home
I just I saw that ending and I went really that's what we're doing
This doesn't even qualify as
Wrestling logic. We're not even there
By the way, Cal was in the dolphin seven nothing with eight fifty eight remaining in the first after a Philip Tano one-yard run. Yes, sir
It again, it means nothing in a world
So let's go to some SmackDown headline because there's just not much going on this week
There's gonna be episode of total divas coming on this late of this season
We're just in Gabriel and Jojo Offerman who by the way is 19
Have a little little little some going on
I'm not a this person in just in Gabriel. No Jojo Offer. She's one of the new divas. There's two new divas even Maria's one
She's the one that slapped lawler and then you have Jojo off her mention. Okay, okay
She apparently has a little fort thing going on with Justin Gabriel and the rumor is after that episode air
So we're gonna use this to do a Justin Gabriel heel turn
They got to do something to get him joe and he's been dead. I don't know
It's gonna work and apparently if you are a fan of the Wyatt family and you want to buy the sheet mask
You can buy that on WWE show. I can't wait not to buy that. Oh, we got to get one for PC
MPX we got to get one of those
So there's that let's talk a little bit
About SmackDown Zimmerman and understand
Remember last week I was saying how hey look Alex Riley still around apparently he's been doing the
Commentating on superstars and he filled in for JBL with a desk
I thought he did a great job personally
You know my best jacket. I wouldn't watch it. He's no JBL
Yeah, I thought I did a good job. You know, okay, I need something from the do
And then so like we get to the divas title match and I'm all I kept thing in the whole time is I don't want to see a la la heel turn
I don't up there it went
Did it yeah, finally happened and now she's hanging out with AJ
And your number one contender for the world heavyweight title
Really winning a triple threat match Friday night against
Randall Keith Orton and
Who's the other person that three way to answer RVD RVD
They should give it to RVD not this soon not this soon every hey, but here's the thing let's say Christian wins
He could be champion for like two minutes because sandout cash what oh what happened last time
He was champion he wanted wrestle mania and then dropped at the rain the ordinance back down the next time
He's I could see that doing that angle of him again he becomes champion and then standout cash is in
I wonder if they actually retrieve the free case or if it's still sitting in the bottom of the couple next
Dream if you think bits of buy another briefcase is too cheap
No, he had to make jump in there and get it
Sam tonight. That was way off
And that sequel doesn't need to happen eat. I don't care how much no. I don't care because
Jeff Daniels has said in an interview that he's read the script in its brilliance. I don't care
Don't do another dumb and dumb
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I actually got a Rob Chant as I walked into church this morning from Russ and Jeremy
I was like half asleep. I was like oh
Are you reading something over there sir?
That happened the fact that did that in a
Right this rob and that no that happened. I'm not ashamed of that. We will not worship false idols
I don't apparently they don't get much and apparently they don't get much more false than me. Let's go to movie talk
Here we go box office numbers falling out of the box office top 10 this week
RIPD drops from nine to 13 already out already it's only a hundred million away from budget
Look at how many theaters they got taken out can I just say something I've got taken out of twelve hundred theaters
They got a lot waste time seeing it all I'm gonna say is I love that movie the two times I saw it back in
97 when it was min and black and when I saw it in 2004 when it was hellboy
So yeah, but it's not but it's not that RIPD though x13
But it's still the same fruit veil station falls out of the top 10
Josh from 10 to 12 did you hear what the director of that's next project's gonna be no creed
The story of Apollo Creed's grandson who will be trained by Rocky Balbo
That's gonna happen and apparently still owns in
Your top 10 this week number 10 falling from seven to ten is Pacific Rim making four point five seven million dollars for a four-week total of
92 point I'd write 93 million
It's
99 million
That kills me. Why have we not seen that?
It's called times are a little thing. Oh, it's called I heard it's amazing. I want to see it. I do
9th place dropping from eighth place is the heat seven four point seven two five million dollars for a six-week total of
150 million dollars. It is a hundred and seven over budget right now
So we made money and they're doing a sequel if
Sandraville look will agree
In eighth place dropping from six is red two with five point seven million dollars for a three-week total of
45 million dollars it is barely halfway to budget and
And it's getting crushed by critics. I love the first one. I did I own the first one. My wife love the first
Second one was this one was it was okay
It just had different kind of storyline, you know if people were expecting something different
But you know you get some different but people yeah
The Ryan Reynolds failure continues as turbo drops three slots to the number seven with six point four million dollars for a three-week total of
69.5 million dollars on a
135 million dollar budget. What you give her weren't a jacked up green lantern costume. I like that movie and I want nobody else did
In fifth place dropping from actually down from fifth to sixth I apologize grown-ups too
Makes 8.1 million dollars this weekend for a four-week total of 116 million dollars
That is almost one and a half times the budget sir
I don't even want to talk about that movie even Stone Cold Steve also wouldn't make you see that movie
Dropping from the bronze metal to fifth place
One of my favorite movies of the year
Despicable me to
Makes 10.4 million dollars for a five-week total of three hundred and twenty-six million dollars sir
I'm ready for the third
76 million dollar budget that's kind of you one of the most sick outside of Iron Man three got to be the most successful film of the year
And all I'm saying is you if you hate the whole movie
Watch it for the last 10 minutes. Yeah, that's all I'm saying I because I don't even want to ruin it
Nope because it wasn't ruined for me and when we got to that scene out of the corner of my eye
I can just see Chad look at it be like when's he gonna get it when's he gonna get it and then he then I got it and I almost peed on myself
I did I crud
Fourth place dropping from the silver metal is the conjuring making another 13.7 million dollars for a three-week
Total of a hundred and eight point six million dollars on a 20 million dollar budget
Three horror films in one yeah, it was the birds and we go hard next just one and this grid the sequel's already been green
Entering the countdown this week in the bronze metal position the smurf's two makes 18.2 million dollars
Boy, it's right a two-day because it came out Wednesday two-day
27.8 million dollars, but you know what the budget on this thing was
105 million dollars see them. I do not see them making it bad luck with all that
reason or it is it looks awful
Last week's gold metal winner drops to second place
21.7 million dollars for the Wolverine a two-week total of 95 million it can make budget
It's 25 million below budget. It'll make budget and I mean our hands. It'll make that in the dollar movies
I've heard polar for people love it and I've heard people hate it. I talked to a friend of mine
Who's my praise and worship leader at church this morning a bunch of the praise team went and saw it last night
He said he loved it at the beginning but it kind of wane for him as the movie went along
But he does he's not as engulfed in the comics as he knows people like we are and he says he's talked to comic book fans
I say it's very very faithful
And I've heard that the scene after the credits is awesome. Oh, yeah, I don't want to know don't want to know
I will see it at some point
And winning the weekend with twenty seven point four million dollars on a sixty one million dollar budget mark wallberg
Denzel Washington
Two guns. I've heard good things. I did see yeah, don't don't did you go to a screening
Yeah, what do you think sir? It's your normal august movie of action. It's nothing great
If you want a little bit of action you want to see Denzel or or marking work and uh
You know and with no shirt on for a few it's nothing nothing great nothing right home about
But if you just want some action you'll do it. You know the plot was a treat
But yeah, it's your normal august film nothing to write home about, but you know
Those are your box office numbers. That's how we start movie talk each and every week
Let's get into movie headlines
I'm gonna let this place only 20 seconds
www dot the clubhouse podcast dot com that's our website go there. We update news headlines and stuff
And you can see pictures and stuff
Am I in one of them?
Uh, yeah, we have we have a photo gallery for one of the Fox and Hound Shows. This is called Vamping. Yes, it is and here we go
Apparently the man from uncle was back on
After Tom Cruise Bales guy Richie is directing um
Henry Cavill and Army Hammer will be in this reboot of the man from uncle. It starts filming next month
The one of the best movies in the summer
I'm I'm upset that the line Ranger apparently was as bad as it was because I was looking forward to I was to and then when I heard it
I was like I'm good
Johnny can't even say that
Yeah, apparently
Trask industry has a website. Yes, I have already destroyed you did you see the picture
Dude I'm singer put up. I stayed on the trash website for an hour in red
I'm I'm serious in red everything on there if you don't know what we're talking about this has to do with xman days of future past
Trask industries is the company that builds the sentinel to our built to hunt down mutants and
Brian singer
Is right here Saturday, but the picture I think it was Friday puts up a picture of
The full size Sentinel that they've constructed and he comes up to about it's
Now, can I say a disclaimer on this please do because I've heard all kinds of backlash on this thing. I love it. Okay, this is what I got to say about it
It's amazing
Okay, they got they got the color scheme ride they got all that stuff
But people are just so mad because it doesn't look exactly like a Sentinel you need to keep in mind
This is the mark you and I talked about it on the phone. This is the mark two
Okay people this is the mark two. This is the 1970s early 80s Sentinel
Okay, if you look back in the 1960s in the book the first sentinel look like crap
I know like not the ones we know with love now the thing is on the Trask industry's website
Famboys need to go read it. It says on the timeline in 2020. They're bringing out the mark 10
So that's gonna be the big bad
When you see the head of from xman three right yeah that
Trash where the headline was the biggest wolf or exactly and it's gonna look just like the sentinel's that we all have grown to love
That's what you boys need to do then I'm good
I'm I'm still I'm good regardless because days of future past is probably one of the best stories in comic history
And I do have the first issue and mint condition. Wow, he liked that
Handball he needs to see clay's tattoo
Yeah
He has the cover art tattooed on to his cat really. Yes
Hmm
I think he had just started it and
But y'all hit the floor. I was like oh the look the look of the sentinel is is good for the mark two
I like that. Yeah, the only thing that put me off was the size I'm like he comes up to his knees not big enough
But then I didn't realize that
And let's yes his legs do like a duck. They do look like a dice and vacuum cleaner. Okay, everybody
But I'm okay. I'm gonna. Okay. I'm gonna. Good place with this
Somebody was talking about yeah, so there's just cheese a trailer up and I'll talk to both some genetics company
I'm like do your research that's what it started. Oh, yeah
Guardians of the galaxy is in production right now
But he's to put the picture on Twitter from his first day on the set where he's basically in the in the bottom of a huge tank of water
And his tweet was me can I please play a name or no them no Dave stand still me
But I really want to play name or them no Dave stand still
And it's just him. I mean he's literally in the bottom of this huge tank of water and he's got an oxygen breathing thing and and he's in full
Green light. Oh my god, he's massive. I'm I'm ready. This is gonna be good. This movie is gonna be mine blowing
Just wish we'd get more lock in there
Something you know he's gonna be is gonna because I got no starters coming in there
They've got all that but I I need to know
Who's who's doing rocket raccoon's voice? This is gonna drive me in. Yeah
Of James Cameron says thunder smurf's four is official
Part two will be December of 2016 part three would be December of 2017 and part four will be December of 2018
In other words three more movies that I won't care about I have to agree
He loves thunder smurf's and God love him for it, but and I try I got through about 45 minutes of it
And I was like this is not going anywhere
Visually stunning. It's Cameron. That's gonna come with him
But
It was dances with the wolves part two
I respect him, but I'm just saying you're host for the 2014 Oscars will be Ellen DeGeneres
So there's that awesome
Again, I'm sure there'll be a couple of dancing numbers involved. Oh, you know there will with some enchut tailors have you seen have you seen the girl that plays her on SNL?
Yes, I'm Ellen. I mean just yeah
That was uh congratulations to Megan Fox and Brian Austin Green. They are expecting baby number two
That will denounce the other day. It falls off
So I guess they're starting their own nine oh two one oh three point up. Have fun with that train right
It was announced that the next born film will be Jeremy renters, but not likely Matt Damon
There were rumors for a time that Matt Damon would be involved in the next one but now they're saying probably not
I've got the board legacy on my DVR. I haven't watched it yet. I haven't seen it either
I've heard good things about our great things about it, but
Let me say Membo to Jeremy Renner if you're listening to the show
You better get off your high horse
When it comes to a vendor's age of all tronson
Dude, he is such a whiny little
I wasn't the Hawkeye. I was
I got poked with the Loki pokey stick. I was not even me in that movie and it's just like dude
They're gonna kick you to the curb. I have somebody else play
I like the way Kevin referred to it as the Loki pokey stick though, but and let me go back to because I promise
I would talk about this
When I say that the weed kind of stifled Kevin's creativity. I just I think that and I'm a huge
I've been a Kevin Smith's man Kevin Smith fan since Clark's hit DVD in 1995
I saw a trailer for earlier that year. It was like I'm intrigued by this and I've been
a huge fan of that man ever since but
After Zack and Mary crushed him so badly and he started smoking weed because stuff rogan guy
I'm smoking weed Red State was all over the place Red State was amazing. I'm sorry. I'm not
I liked it but it was all over the place. I love it. Um cop out. I give him a pass for it because
Do you really give him a pass? I get out tell you why it was the first because he always said I will never direct something
I didn't write and he finally said you know what if I'm going to if I'm going to grow as an artist and grow as a director
I need to direct something. I didn't write so he didn't write that movie
It ended up being a soul crushing time for him because one of his idols being Bruce Willis
Treated him like dirt on the bottom of his shoe
Which he saw that from the others from the actor side and live for your die hard, but then when it was funny
But then when he saw it from the other side as a director was a completely different. Yeah
I think right now he's just he's so all over the place he doesn't have the focus
I think he should which which is why even though every way that's talked about clerks three
He said this is going to be the greatest thing ever. I'm concerned
I'm just saying yeah
I still love the man. I was in a Hollywood Babylon every week
I love them too. Batman on Batman is probably one of my favorite podcasts
You know when he did the commentary track with Paul Dini. They did mask of the phantasm return of the Joker
Did and they did four four different Batman episodes and adjust his league episode loved him
And he had Tara strong on who I have an unhealthy crush on but God I just it
I don't know maybe maybe it's not that we maybe it's just he got crushed so bad by the failure that
Monitarially Zach and Mary was which is one of my favorite films of him that don't had so much hard in it
Maybe that's what did it. I don't know and I love kind of a pen and back to Tara strong real quick
She's got a vine and a holy God. She's beautiful
gorgeous
You listen listen to her fat man on Batman. It's great
That's that's a podcast you should get caught up on it. There's only about 50 episodes
But you'll get the last one. I I listened to was with Jim Lee and I was just kind of like sneezing on it
He did that one did draw on the great Morrison one was real good
Yeah, I'll have to take a look
Let's see oh Rhonda Rousey is gonna be in the expendable three
She's gonna play a bartender who ends up getting getting involved in whatever they're doing
She's gorgeous, but I think she might be a little crazy as well
She's gonna be one of the coaches in the new season of the ultimate fighter
I would like to say this right now. If I could have her play anybody in a Marvel movie
I would have her as a Marvel. Yes
What right now and I didn't even think about that till you said that you're absolutely right put her in the Miss Marvel costume
in
Oh, yeah, we're part that yeah, does sorry about that. No, I'm not okay. He says he loved Red State
He thinks that we'd saved him from possible depression and that's a good yeah
He turned he did turn since my past the reasons that's the reason we do this. That's what gave us the idea to do the
Club podcast a beautiful thing, but it changed everything about him and the way he feels about
Gretzky he loves Gretzky, but he don't he doesn't think he'd ever want to meet him. I'm getting that way with him
I love him, but I don't know if I'd ever want to meet him
If you have a town about my leader back to this freaking town
All right, your front runners to play Batman in Superman versus Batman or Batman versus Superman
They haven't said who which ones would did you hear the way they announced that it coming? Yeah, and this is my thing with that
What do you guys think about that?
I think even the schedule first because it's good. Just gonna be Batman Superman then flash
Then just as league in 2017. Yeah, and going back to the TV if something I missed
Under the dome got renewed for a second season. I know some I'd come up with a watch that but your front runners currently to play Batman in Batman
versus Superman Ryan Gosling. Nope. Nope. I'm in the fence. No Josh Broland. I'm out. No
A Matthew Good. He's not bad. He's not bad. He's not bad. I think he played on what party of five
Oh, oh, he was in watchman. Oh, yeah, I was in madness. Oh, no negative
You know, I think he'd make a good scarecrow
Yeah, then we have a Richard armatage wasn't he in the hobbit
Yes, he was Thorin
He's Thorin Oak and shield. He was like a look at this guy. It'll be it'll be somebody else brilliant or English. I'm kind of on board with him
I could see that. I could see that. I didn't really click into you
Wait a minute wait a minute wait a minute. He's also on this the send a max series strike back
He was also Heinz Kruger and Captain America, so you get kind of weird dynamic there. He was who Heinz Kruger
He was also on the British show M. I five
I love that show you'd love to play Lucas North on M. I find he also played get guy of Gizborne on the Robinhood TV series
And now you're getting a do a bunch of pretty stuff that none of us know about and that's what I'm saying
He will be British. He'll be British hero Australian. That's what we're doing with our superheroes now
He also Max Martini is on that list as he's in saving private Ryan
He's he's also in Pacific Rim
Columbiana looks a little too rugged
He reminds me too much of because Batman's head. Well, he reminds me of Eckhart Eckhart playing Harvey Dent
That's what he reminds me of
He took two rugged for Batman. Just say it
You better shave that stubble sir your Batman for God six
And I Joe Manningiello who is one of the main wolves on true blood
I mentioned this to the lovely and talented Mrs. Irvin
She said she'd be in on it
Oh, he's the guy that runs the
The
I want you the bar slash restaurant in bon top. Yeah, if you look him up, you recognize him. Yeah, he's been a bunch of stuff
I don't know guys
Jason Mamoa look about him because this is the big this is the big hangup that everybody's saying
Everybody's like oh, it's gonna be the dark not returns. It's not gonna be that they said it's kind of yeah
But they want but they want that man to be older than Superman now please make a dark not returns movie
What do you think of the enemy to film? I haven't seen it. I have both parts
They're gonna do they're doing a combined but one and two comes out next month on blu right
They took out the inner dialogue
completely
And it's very polarizing. I miss it
Then there are certain sequences in this thing that will make you cry man tears
Because there are certain animated sequence that you're just like
That's dead on it's like when you watch 300 for the first time and saw certain panels
They're like oh good lord exactly how it was drawn
I'm just saying if they do the live action version, which I think they really should
Please get Michael Keaton to play Batman again. No, and I saw I saw the
But you know who does the voice for the the enemy to one
And it's brilliant Peter Weller
Are you serious? Yes, but yes, remember
Tales of the bat and the original animated series did it in that Michael freaking iron side
Yeah, he'd be a good and it was chill. You remember that episode where all the three kids told them
Robin is the little girl from modern family. Oh, she plays Robin also this Joe
Manji Nello he was flash Thompson in the rainy spider-man trilogy
Did you talk about flush it northern outcasts? He's got the he watched the flash point paradox and he loved it
Kevin loved it too
I'm also
The Joker in dark night returns is the deed with the glasses from person of interest was on lost really
It was the Joker. It's really good really really good. You'd love this thing
Yeah, so why is bail and no and not doing this? Why is bail producing? I mean no one's producing
But why else bail watch out now because they're saying the dark night universe won't fit with this universe and they're right
But to me there's too much of an age differential between them
Especially bad and what they want to do is they want the guy that plays Batman to wind up in the
Justice League movie and if the Justice League movies not go down to 2017 you want somebody that can age with the role
But yeah, it's like James fun. I definitely do think that though. They totally destroyed
So I felt because they want to start shooting next year for a 2015 so a little bit kill mark Clooney or Tully out to and Keaton and all those
Yeah
Movie new releases in your movie new release house this week
Just wait for Chad
It's called Sea of Monsters from Yellow Summary
Okay
Percy Jackson Sea of Monsters and we're the millers both released on Wednesday of this week
But maybe at the segment the sea monsters team in background the millers is funny
We're the millers. What's the genius in the market for us funny, but you have to a lot of don't humor it
But the kissing scene was one of the funniest things that you don't know when you see it. That's I'm gonna say no spoilers
I think today kiss and all them did did they made a good mix with officer
Yeah, ask any show receive
Aliceum releases on Friday Matt Damon is kind of cyborgy
But it's directed by the great the album and Jodie Foster's in it
Yeah, I just had no desire the guy that was the original supposed to be the director of the halo film that turned in a district nine
I'm serious
That's not a bit
What in the name of god sigma the sea monsters oh
I love this show
Who is this this is tripping daisy?
That's a great CD by the wonderful CD. It's all like rock groups doing
Sorry to wake up Saturday morning or something they did a laser dish with all the videos that's hosted by Drew Barrymore
Can't hasn't anyone give it to the right this also planes from Pixar that I have no desire to see
It's not from Pixar though believe it or not
It's just that Disney film. It's not a Pixar film. I don't think I thought it was really this because they talk all kinds of about cars
And it's like I don't know the cars in a version Disney Pixar. It's a movie called I give it a year
Derek mentioned that really
It's so true
This is one of those young people getting married and nobody believes in it kind of things
Rose burn is in this
Let's see I can tell you who else is in this right now
Steven Marchett merchant who is one of my favorite actors who was on who is like basically
Why did I can why can't write it his name
Ricky drew basis sidekick
Steven Marchett he was the guy in hot fuzz who had the the the geese. Oh, yeah, he's in this
mini drivers in this
Anna ferris is in this I'll never see it
The Amanda safe freed biopic of Linda love lace called love lace releases
also
Paul Rudd in a film called Prince avalanche
This was the darling its Sundance this year it's basically about two guys in Texas in the summertime
Who take a summer job painting stripes on the highway and so they just kind of live on the road
Meal Hershey believe is also in this yes
I'm gonna skip this one come back to it
There's a movie called blood. It's a British film about two cops maybe with some corruption involved
No, they're not cast asks about young justice. Yes, they did cancel that and they canceled
Green and green lantern as well
a jug face
Not based on a print song from 1990. It would be jug head
That's why I thought about Prince avalanche because Prince has a song called average a jug faces a horror film that'll be coming out off label
Which is a documentary about generic drugs and then a movie called
It oh world
And it is exactly that it is about voice over artists
Really it is written directed and stars lake bell
I've seen the trailer for this this looks really funny. Dmitry Martin's in this one my huge fan of
Micaela Watkins is in this Ken marina Rob Cordry Alexander hold the Nick offering in Gina Davis Jeff Garlin
And it's about a bunch of people it's a father and daughter who are voice over artists
Well, she's a vocal coach and he's like basically
What was his name La Fontaine the guy that died several years ago that literally is the in a world guy
Is it pretty much just supposed to be a
Visual like a bit a representation of him
That was like Dan La Fontaine or something like John and apparently this this huge voice over job comes available and so now everybody's like
Cannibal run okay, but everybody's the competing for it looks really good
I'm very intrigued by this film. That was gonna be like a buddy road from now
Racing across America. Do you be the in blue right new releases this week?
If you can't if you can believe that this is coming out on blue right this week
The Tom Cruise
Morgan Freeman debacle known as oblivion
Release is this week
The movie with
All right, all right, all right, called mud, which I've called this movie is wonderful
Let's take a share time. Yeah, my mom has gotten me going to mom didn't share it off
But I've heard it's amazing like it's a really really really good movie
The place behind the pines which is a horror film
And in case you needed your blue ray copy of ish tar your dreams have come true
You can get it this Tuesday
The jack carawack
Based film with Kristen Stewart on the road and
A movie I know Donna's very interested in west of the Memphis I saw it I didn't see it did you
Would you call it
Because it to me it looks like it could be a companion piece to paradise lost. Yeah, that's what I call it
There's some of the three have you seen your eyes lost this? Yeah, yeah, yeah, it has a couple things
That weren't in paradise loss, but it certain things they wouldn't really in depth on but still it it
It shines a spotlight on that stepdad of the guy
The Terry guy the you know the stepdad of one of kids, you know, so
The 35th anniversary of the original battle star galactica is available on blue ray
I've got the DVD set with a big silo on it. Yeah. Yeah, we'll skip this one and come back the 40th anniversary of anniversary edition of the Disney version of Robin Hood and
The 50th anniversary anniversary edition of the Disney sword and the stone and the 25th anniversary edition of the Disney Oliver and Company all three released this week
That I told that one I could take really you know why I don't ever because one of my leaders is in it
Yeah, Mr. William Joe. You believe better. I was a big fan of that movie and belly dance with my tag
Hey close personal friend of Chad's on words with friends
Yeah, I have played words with friends with her and it's been a while
But I saw that I was like, oh, that's go to the ranch
Belly dance with my tag
She did it in a seven video. She was doing bouts in the store on her head. Yes, indeed, so there is that
Is there anything for tech horn you want to cover because we're running a little bit behind now go ahead and get to the list. Let's get to the list
That's not the one I want that's one I want
Greatest list theme ever
You know this is this is the pointer sister's didn't this really I didn't know that's all I bought this these CD sounds like that's the pointer sister
We end every show with a list and the pendulum swings back to me this week and I thought this week
We we take the dust off of something that I think we did this early on in season one very very early on
And we call it simply the list
For those of you that don't know me. I spent 21 years
Actively as a DJ and 16 years hosting karaoke within that 21 years and
The more I hosted karaoke
I started to form the list and the lists are the most overdone songs in
karaoke history and if you've ever been to one of my shows and one of those comes up you would always hear me say this next song is number blah blah blah on the list
And if you were a regular you knew what I was talking about and if you weren't you didn't I wouldn't explain them
Well tonight we're gonna explain that I've been retired from the business about two and a half years almost three years now
So I think the statute of limitation is up
Number 10
Figure what better way to give tribute to this group than them singing this song
Anything by the Dixie chicks
Anything by the date good by Earl especially oh shoot me in the face but anything by the Dixie chicks will just drain the life force out of me
I will throw something at you, sir. All right, you are not that far away
Number nine and it's because karaoke ruined this song for me. I love this song
But quit singing this on karaoke people
Yeah, don't turn it up anymore. No, I almost put free bird on the list is kind of a nine and nine a
And maybe it's just a southern thing us being done
But they still love it
To the story when I saw them with three doors down
Who Leonard Skinner Skinner it was this was
Or sex yeah, they toured for a summer together. Wow and Skinner came out and we're gonna do a medley of old Skinner classics
Like aren't they all old Skinner music
I'm just a question
Yeah, I mean on the one I have a question and
My buddy Seth you know our buddy Seth. We loved very much. He was with me that night. I
Don't want to say Seth was drunk
But Seth is a big three to our staff fan. Yeah. He doesn't remember seeing them. Oh
He commented that's like good night. He called me the next day. He's like did they play?
You were standing right next to be singing every song
Money well, let's hear him on the show. I miss that dude
Number eight
I hosted karaoke for 16 years. I ran a karaoke studio for about two. I was mobile for 14
I've been all over the world. Not really, but for the sake of argument
Three people
I just uh
Rob, why do you do this to me?
Whenever I'm on the show you have some lists that's torture like the best foods at the ballpark, which may be hungry as heck
The one before that was the worst movie things ever and had a list of the male ice and vanilla wrap
No, but I did that. I did throw a little ninja wrap up. Why did you do this to me? Do you save this?
Don'ts gonna be honest and do 10 nothing cowboys damn belly with a 49-year-old field goal
950 remain a second quarter
Number seven
Is this something like the dude that does the poetry on Bob and Tom you know what it sounds like it sounds like he's running and going and
But it's uh
It was Jim Morrison doing a spoken word. That was one of my favorite
Antian moments ever it was one of those deals was battle the sexes and they had three choices it was
This instance was done by this band and your and your choices were shut cake and hole and that just made me
But anything by meatloaf if you do a song longer than six minutes, it should not be available on karaoke
It's right me
Oh
But see that one wasn't done very much. You can take a nap. Yeah, stay away for like eight hours
I was saying I'm gonna go home take a dump come back. You'll still be singing
You know
I'll be back for this song. They're gonna get me love himself. It's more against Jim Steinman who writes most of this crap
But can I have been a sin actually did a paradise by karaoke one time?
I've actually done it myself because somebody asked me to sing it with him, but I wouldn't do it on purpose
So I'm saying
There are some people on this planet. There are some people on this planet that understand my hatred for that particular song
I explained my pure hatred for that song in the pre-show, but we move on to number six
Yeah
If you can see the look of torture on Derek's face
I love you. Okay, but there's one thing about the extended the live version that I absolutely love
When people are so freaking stupid drunk that they start singing the the spoken part
Because they're so lost. Yes. I don't know how many times I remember one time
No, no, just talk yeah
What it even says in the screen spoke it. I don't know how many times I'm hosted a show
Where this song gets put in one name on the slip and there's like 65 people that are there
It turns into weird the world every time it happens like three people fall down on this stage
And then I'll go
Just
You can't
That's all you hear the whole song because you can't understand anything there's things
There's it's like we are the world like you said there's like 75 people on stage
We are the world sung by cats made outside your windows. It's we are the world and they're all Dan Akraik
Yes, like what is he doing here?
Yeah, if you're gonna roll you just come right there, okay?
Oh
And I wasn't even gonna do the live version. I'm like I'm playing the studio version. Yeah
Because the live version turns it into a me love song. Yeah
I'm number five. I've done this. I'm pretty good. Yeah number five
Oh, man
And
As time went on the frequency of this song
Got lower
But whatever I hear this song and we've talked we've told the story on this show before one Christmas
I went to a toys for tots
fundraiser in deep-elum and
There was a cover band there
And I don't want to say their name on the air, but if you remember an old Judhurst television series about a therapy group
He was in you'll know what I'm talking about
Um
They started this song by saying ladies. This is your national anthem
And I wanted to hit someone with a sledge hammer
Like repeatedly
Preferably in the band
And I want to use the sledge hammer that Brett Michael says have you ever like have you actually just just rock my RV?
No, he has a sledge hammer where the handle of it is the neck and head of the guitar
Oh my god, I'm like that's awesome
But Gloria Gainer's I will survive just
It makes me want to kick things. I'm I'm gonna say this every woman that I've ever seen do this
Always goes back to the guy that pissed off at yeah, and at least makes quote-unquote love to them
Yeah, I like really the times and then they come back and sing it again. It's like you didn't learn the first time
Stop singing the stupid song
Please can follow this with the way as far as that you're walking contradiction at that point you just take the sleep and look
Number four we go front of her number four. We go to Don's leader
Oh
And again the song itself
Maybe I don't you have to understand the song itself. I love buff it. You got to say where I grew up. I was buff it
It's a sponge cake, but Derek and I both as former karaoke
You better stop before I think I will mute your microphone faster than you can relate
Everybody has to sing this song
Everybody has to do the absolute wrong call and response in
In the chorus because nobody knows how to do it
It just and then you have the longest
Instrumental break in America in the middle of this thing as a karaoke host a long
Instrumental break is torture
You have to keep the thing moving. I would just tell a random joke in the middle of there
You have to because that yeah
I do your sake as I see people do carry up in the song. I'm like no because I've seen buff it 27 times literally literally 27 times
And when you're there with 20,000 people all sing into song together. That's cool
But get one person up there like me trying to sing it. That's torture and I see your point
Number three where the top five of the infamous list of songs so it doesn't wait too much on karaoke. Oh god. Oh god. Oh
Dear god
For the start
This is actually my theme song guys
I won't just play it up my funeral
I want a group of 65 people
I got say I got to a point where I had responses to every lyric of this song after it was sung because
David I won't close you never even call me by my name is just
It makes you want to put your head through a wall at a certain point
Yeah, you have to you have to make a word for it. You have to make it okay
Because you just want to kill somebody
Number two
And yes, I do blame you. I blame you to the highest of blame if it is all I'm gonna say is I rock this song and I destroy this song at the same time
It is the explicit version
And it was amazing
Amazing. I'm sorry. I will take that. Yes. I'll take the shrine that that song was amazing
Chad you signed up for this show just remember that
Chad you know you love my version of this song and number one and there were certain people that would do this song
Just because this number one unless I mean know it would annoy me to know end and I would shake my fist at them
Yeah
Why's Chad putting that rope around his neck and it's that guy's voice right there
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
This song makes me want to like hit a moose with a baseball bat like
And of course every song I think was I hear this is the song they played in the Orlando arena when they drafted
I was like boy, we're stretching that yeah, yeah, we're stretching that a little bit
Or kids. Yeah, that's terrible pun
When they make the beavers and butt heads sound funny
When they did the song karaoke
Do they ever get that rooftop's rusted right or do they just blow them that's not fair? No, actually, you know what they would get wrong more than anything else
the end of Lisa lobes stay
when it's a new say pause
Stay
They always got that one and um or any pearl jam
So in temple pilots. That's what let's watch
Yes
And they would they would start early and start the second verse without the instrumental break
Yeah, and we I would look at Derek we go ready here it comes three two and
Why they not fit no you have to wait read the screen you're more on
Well, when you have that many eggors shots fair enough fair point yeah, and I do I mean
I can take your leave the B 52's I just hate this
Because I like Rome Rome's a decent song rock lobster always fun
Especially when I still don't family yeah, yeah
We did watch the episode last time where they did the super friend's entrance
Yeah, and and Meg I did that the other day with a
program
It was
Super friend. It was amazing mega make sure to get for the show mega the Disney universe as Ursula
It's fitting yes, you're to see the episode we're Brian and Stewie up. Go go and I'll do all the parallel
Universities in the midst of trying they go to the Disney one and Meg has the Ursula
Nice, and stuff the fangs and everything
This look on our dimensions
Please do quickly
Anything that has anything to do with Beyonce or Disney's child bills are you got one more time?
I'm killing someone and my absolute crimp tonight
Frickin kid rock and Cheryl crook
Sure, I'm gonna be mine. Oh my god
I don't know how many times I go to a dang karaoke bar and girls come to me after seeing one stupid song like
Can you pick you? No
Draw your picture you getting hit by bus
But I'm not singing that song. I want your babies placed
And I'm like no, I'm not please no
This I know I have babies you yeah, I don't need your babies. I want to have your babies no don't take
I got my honorable mention
Quickly anything American idol because that's what it is overgourified karaoke American idols my thing my top of the list
I am pretty sick of here and carry under what song your your lovely wife was a British descent wants to nominate the drunkard old men singing tie a yellow ribbon around the old old tree
Never heard it and then the shouting my way by Frank Sinatra and the old woman singing crazy by that's a client
Crazy was on the list for a while yeah, and it faded into obscurity, but
I got the rest of my life and never hear
That
Oh my god
It's like the lady you're going jail
Sayon
It's like you know what you married a hockey player and you should be in a good place now
Cowboys up 17 nothing in the second in a game that means nothing
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