The Clubhouse – Episode 37

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It is season 4 episode 37 numerically Number 213 and remember we start season 5 that number will jump Because we're not including a lot of our ex-tourini and stuff But I think with season 5 we will My show I can do it We welcome each and every one of you individually Whether you're listening a vibe right here on you stream Whether you're listening on archive, which if you've done what you appreciate that Or whether you subscribe on iTunes We don't care how you listen, we're just glad you're here My name is Rob and What I wouldn't give for a decent night's sleep It's been a long couple of weeks so it's been a long couple more But we do what we do and that's how we do Joining me across the desk as he tends to do Is a man who will not be watching the Walking Dead season Perhaps series for now he can see doesn't really care He's not going to do what you tell him to do He's not going to do what the man tries to dictate to him Yeah, that's the reason I don't know The fact that I've never watched a single episode But he has a lot to do with it You're not going to want to mandate what you watch And it's killing because it's not that I have no interest It says that I want to get in from the beginning and watch it from the beginning But that's a pretty healthy investment to make As I found out with Game of Thrones Well, like with my wife, she's trying to Binge sons of anarchy Anarchy, she's been doing it like a month and a half You'll hurt yourself turn Well, she watched the currencies And now she's going back I'm like, doesn't that kind of ruin what you're watching now? And she's like, no, it just gives me more backstory Okay, no, it's like watching the original trilogy And then go back and watch the prequels, I guess Yeah The same, but different Russ is in the chat room good to see you, sir Joining us in the third chair tonight Is a man Who Finally realized yesterday, sir That you are a communist That I'm a communist sir And he texted me with proof Okay, simply with a picture of country burger He is the king of bowling He is Andrew Beckham Yes, Chad, you are communist You should never get tired of it It is good food always That was literally what he texted me Chad is a communist And then a picture But it wasn't the country burger we go to I didn't know there was more than one Yeah, yeah He was at a different one Where is that one Plano? Oh, really?

Oh, I like that answer Oh, thank you Looks good Yeah, this hat was actually a gift from the king of bowling My official Atlanta Braves practice cap As we're getting ready Opening day, officially is tomorrow I want to let you live in Australia Yeah, and then it was last week But My Braves are coming to town in September Very excited Marlin's coming to town in June Who we think could see a hottest month A play based properly It was said timbers a little better Yeah, it's like August leftovers That He didn't text us on 100 We couldn't play in early May You know But We start every show with corrections Hit the post Didn't even have to click it Listen to last week's show A lot of fun last week Had Dave Scott in We were trying to get him for tonight But I found out this week he works a really wacky schedule Like he'll work one night from like 10, 30, night till 7 In the morning and the next night How to work like 1, 30, night until 10 in the morning I'm a fan of that guy So great guy Got to hang out with him a bit this week Came with me for a screening And if you're if you subscribe and I too And you can hear that To exclusive Right now It's available to you It's actually available about three days ago Two days ago We recorded it Friday night Your lovely wife was a pretty decent Also in the chat room right now Remember we have a live chat room here We've your listening live You can give us instant feedback There might be about a six second delay Which you know Sometimes might be a good thing If we actually use it on the show But we don't Let us start off Let us get the little NASCAR going The STP 500 Not sponsored by Scott Wyland Was today Just finished a little while ago Your top 10 finisher In 10th place in the number 27 Chevrolet Paul yes my company My family does own own that company Menard We don't have one in this area Every time you say that I have no idea It's like a hardware store I've seen them in different places But I haven't seen one here Oh Fondongo official fact checker of the show He is also in the chat room Good to see you sir Guys we're not there doing work 9th place Clint Boyer in the number 15 Toyota The number 43 Ford Comes in 8th place With Eric Almero I can't watch that Almero Almero Almero Almero Almero Almero That sounds like a full singer from the 70s Do English Now doing his favorite tune for you Almero Did he do you're the cat That was outside Never mind In 7th place What that's not English Yes we know Any spell to sparse name ARIC And that's not English even Thought you were speaking big Latin for a minute 7th place The number 4 Chevrolet Kevin Harvick Matt Kenseth The number 20 Toyota Comes in 6th place Belongs to the number 94 Driven by Marcus Ambrose No he is not in the shape Thank God for that And fourth place Joey Lagano And the number 224 Back in the top three this week Dale Earnhardt Jr. gets the bronze medal And the number 88 Chevrolet 6 times 6 times 6 times 6 times 6 times 6 times Spring Cup champion Jimmy Johnson gets the silver medal Number 48 Chevrolet Chevrolet It's the top three spots As the winner And the number 41 Chevrolet Is won Kurt Bush Looks like his brother didn't get Top 10 finished this week So We do know what next week is Do we not serve? Texas Motor Speed Oh okay Texas Race Number 1 is next weekend The Duck Commander 500 Woo Yeah Instead of a starting pistol they should just We should have a duck call On your mark Yeah Yeah Yeah God We're the Muppets Gonna do the national Geez It was easy top maybe Just because of the beard Oh But that's gonna be next Sunday At 2 o'clock Central Time 3 o'clock Eastern On your local Fox affiliate Remember Fox?

Looks like Fox has your coverage Up until Still June And that's when TNT will take over And then ESPN takes over in July Until football gets rolling Between ESPN and ABC So Get ready for that next week The big tech and they've unveiled I don't know if you saw that They've unveiled the they've got a brand new big screen Out there at Texas Motor Speed Oh yeah The big horse Do you see the the meal that they've unveiled? No The big horse TV dinner No It's like this is coming The tray? Yes It's like Oh god A pound and a half of meatloaf And like Like a family size serving of potatoes Like mashed potatoes with gravy And There's a heavy lava cake in the middle That you can never eat Because it will always Can't remember you to that Because they were showing Like the new meals that they've unveiled For the Rangers ballpark Oh yeah That big Like a two-foot sandwich or something It's like an Asian steak sandwich Yeah They got their two And they had a couple of others And they said, well in response to that They did this big horse TV dinner Like that sandwich That was funny I wonder if the third side is a stint Yeah One of the things they did reveal was fried bacon Yeah It's like a thick cut of bacon And I've seen it And it's not that expensive You would think it would be more expensive That it is for what it looks like And We're going to start points in two weeks I said we started with the with the With the Texas race There's no way we're covering NASCAR next Sunday I'm sorry Much respect to our Our members of the Empire They're NASCAR fans We're going to be a little preoccupied next Sunday And we're going to talk about that here I'm about to say why is that so I'm being going Let's do a little TV talk Game of Thrones If you're Kevin Smith you're having a really good couple of weeks I'm really happy for this dude Comic Bookman gets renewed I believe this is going to be either season four or five Did you give this I mean seriously Did you really give this show a shot in help On a certain level yes Because we're we're we are his target Democrats But look you know you're going to follow the walking dead So you've already got the geek crowd And it's a geek version of pawn stars So And as hot as those those pawn shop shows are Why not?

I was just afraid that it was just going to be a very niche Market show and it just wasn't going to find its audience And they got it did I do have a little bit of an issue with it You and I talked about a couple weeks ago It is very very staged And it would really hurt my feelings And I was watching the credits and it said casting by And credits on the one now Because some of the people you see in that shop and you go They don't shop Yeah It's all I'm saying Oh hi Stanley Really Well in the shell nickel stop and buy looking for an a horror figure And they find it long I'm just having to be here on the red bank Yeah But I mean if you just spend your disbelief It's a good show But that's not all Kevin Smith does a number of podcasts And one of them is called Holly with Babylon I am a faithful Babylon listener We are both with with a with a great Ralph Garmin And AMC has green left them to do a pilot Now of course it's not going to be this inch Show Yeah Yeah If you don't know what we're talking about Download one Babylon is not family friendly No But they're going to do a version of it I've kind of heard a couple of things They actually did a Babylon a couple of weeks ago From Kevin's house where they talked about it And they've got a plan So we're excited for them there And also there's a guy on comic book Men named Rob Bruce So they called him in for For pieces that people bring in That they really can't put a value on And yes they have referred to him as Robert the Bruce Robert the Bruce Yes They're going to they're talking about doing a series with him where he goes around the country Whether for clients or for his own collection Looking for rare items So It's good to be cave No joke Stop smoking the weed That's not kind of happen Congratulations to Helix To show that follows SmackDown on Friday nights Side by has renewed them for season two Never watched an episode Here's my list of things that I watched Habitually on sci-fi SmackDown Battlestar Galactica Flash Gordon Firefly That's the list I was Because sci-fi is how I got into Firefly Well I was a fan of I'm a fan of face-off I do like that show You do enjoy that That shows work And I even like heroes of cosplay I was I was going to watch that one Where they did where they had some people living in the past And some people living in the future And then I was like now this looks kind of lame Yeah What was it one that they hit like the big multimedia blitz around Where they put out a game around the same time I was in you Was that the name of it? Was that it? Were you played a video game and it tied in with sci-fi?

No, sci-fi, sci-fi, sci-fi, sci-fi, sci-fi You're right So this next story I love this next story I love this next story I don't know Yesterday On Twitter Now let me give you a little background on this story For those of you that don't follow the NFL There's been a big bruhahal over many many years About the name of the Washington football team Yes It's gotten so intense that people like Peter King of Sports Illustrated We talked about it on this show Only refer to them that way They are the Washington football team For those of you around the world That don't follow American football They're called the Redskins So Daniel Snyder this week Says he's going to set up a foundation The original Americans foundation And as one of my leaders Check McGee pointed out Think of the initials there That's going to be the original Americans foundation Okay, keys That's going to be set up To raise money for Native Americans Okay And a lot of people are going You're putting a blanket over a bonfire Yeah So there's a Twitter feed Name Stephen Colbert report Or it's called Colbert report I'm sorry And the tweet comes out That says quote I am willing to show Hashtag Asian community I care By introducing King Chong Ding Dong foundation for sensitivities To orientals or whatever Oh no So there's this uprising Hashtag cancelled Colbert You don't know what Stephen Colbert is He hosts the Daily Show The Colbert report now Great guy very funny Has an actual replica of Captain America shield What I've said Here's the problem Are we knee jerking? They ain't his Twitter feed I can't have figured this much Stephen Colbert's Twitter feed is at Stephen at home That's it So he puts up Hashtag cancelled Colbert I absolutely agree But I just have one question Who the heck is at Colbert report I'm Stephen at home Wow Can we do some research people Before we decide we're going to burn somebody an FG We are a reactionary people Sure I was just like are you kidding me? I read that story And I howled in my living room I was just like are you kidding me?

Nothing should shock us anymore And do you really think Stephen Colbert is that dumb? Of course he is one of the most intelligent individuals Much less hilarious That walks God's Green Earth And if you haven't watched the Colbert report Do yourself a solid But do you know there's a survey a couple of years ago That more Americans get their daily news from the daily show Than any other news stories It was like it was something staggering number of people that were surveyed That got their news from the daily show Versus MSNBC or the NBC Nightly News or anything of itself Unbelievable Thank you John Still regular news is too boring Yes I love it I don't watch it every day But if it's on I'll stop down You talk about a guy that I mean I don't even even started with a sales ear But my gosh You know he turned a career that was kind of meandering Oh he started out as a low level reporter on the daily show When Killborn had it I know John Stewart No I was talking about John No I'm talking about John Stewart John Stewart I remember him hosting short attention span theater Before comedy that was that Ha the comedy channel before became comedy central Always been a fan of him Yes Please report And news that will make Chad very happy We have American Horror Story news For season four Isn't this in the season four coming up It will be called American Horror Story Freak Show It's going to take place at a freak show Not at a carnival As previously stated Because the second one was a silent And the last season was the third one Which turned a lot of people against it Jessica Lang returning Because the bit here is a lot of the same character A lot of same actors It's just a different story Like they're going to be apparently doing with true detective Jessica Lang Kathy Bates Sarah Pulse and Angela Bassett Jamie Brewer Dennis O'Hare Francis Conroy And Michael Schickliss His joining the cast Wow Sir are you back here now Well I was I mean That's a no You had staggering no You had Kathy Bates in there And I'm a fan of Kathy Bates from the last season An Angela Bassett joined and it didn't look like Kathy Bates is coming back Oh don't she as she as I'm sorry I just said that I know I know I'm multitasking And It was last season was one of the It's a lot of people are saying it jumped a shark Really? Yeah I heard there was a couple of things that they did They showed that they showed one scene on the suit That I went Whoa Whoa What the heck happened there That thing will take a left turn on you But that's Shit if Chickless is in it can't be that bad I also don't see that quintiles name I don't even know if he was on my season No I think he was only on season one No he was in two Did he make it to two I don't think he was on season three Yeah And I think if you were a man in season three You didn't make it very long Regardless of who you were If I thought what I heard is correct So that'll be I don't know I think going to move that to Fxx Are they going to leave that on Fxx?

I don't know I know that the Fargo series kicks up here in a couple of weeks Do we really need a Fargo series? The commercial I thought was very interesting It's one of those long shots And it's like an iced over lake And you see these two guys carry on a body And they're trying to stick it down into it A whole dug on the ice for fishing So There's that And Russ I just thought you put the chat room We're going to talk about that here in just a minute Tomorrow night my wife will be Probably a little weepy And not just because I'll actually be home Oh Tomorrow night is the final episode of how I met your mother And I was talking to her about it You know it's coming up she's like yeah she goes But what I really like about the shows They've really kind of wrapped things up really nicely So they're not going to be just rolling up on just stuff out Yeah So It has got the leveling talented Mrs. Irvin's approval I kind of want to see this So I'll have a recorded That's I can't be how long that shows Actually gone I can see this Yeah I want to say they hit double digits They may have yeah So I thought this was their 10 season It could be 10 there are 11 something like that So I got to tell you I got to tell this next story Because I heard this on the on the radio the other day and it killed me Everybody knows I'm a huge fan of the Bob and Tom show I listen every day You really want to catch my attention Talk Bob and Tom with me And a frequent guest on that show Was a comedian by the name of Mike per big way Yeah He does a segment called the secret public journal He did a film called Sleepwalk with me Which is wonderful Check it out He's got a new one man show out of the good turn movie called my girlfriend's boyfriend And his current his current tour is called Thank God for jokes Well back in the day He tells a story About how they were both on Carson daily And somebody said they looked alike and something happened Oh no Vanderbeek ended up getting him bumped or something It was something weird like that And somebody brings it up on Twitter Because some people started saying they looked alike And they're like, you know, whatever Well Vanderbeek starts calling per bigly a liar He's like I was never on the Carson daily show That's a complete crock Well the problem when you put something like that on the internet Is that you have people that can verify or not verify Quickly They found the footage And sent it to him via Twitter So he goes I believe on Thursday night on late night with Seth Myers Which from all accounts is doing very well And Vanderbeek's on And he goes, so he has Vanderbeek tell the story And he's like yeah, and he goes and then I realized I really was on that show He goes, well Would you look at that?

Would you want to apologize to per bigly for this? He goes, you know at some point I'm going to have to He goes, well, what would we just go ahead and do it right now My per bigly is here So they bring out per bigs And they have this big to do Say what you want about Vanderbeek He is hilarious and he has no problem with self-deprecation He really doesn't So the way somebody they had a Nikki Glazer great comedian was on Friday And so I didn't know who he was And you just heard her in the background go, ah don't want your laugh You talk about it low light it And not a bad varsity blues was not a bad film Just that line was horribly delivered It shouldn't have been followed by all I want to do is race daddy That those two should have been backed up Why didn't you his best hit him in very pepper in the same film But he's got the his new show debuts right after the finale Of how I mature it's like a friends with better lives I believe it's what it's called So there's that Does that not sound Just slightly plagiaristic to you No it's not friends It's not friends with better lives It's not friends with better lives It's friends with better lives It's friends with better lives It's hashtag FWBL It's what the logo says To me it just looks like they're trending Detreading and danger is water there That's where the attention Let's see the Let's see the There were some police give shows a chance Because mom is still on the air I watched that show the other night How'd that work out for you? It wasn't as awful as I thought it was going to be I actually enjoyed it more than two broke girls No I do enjoy the Alice and Jenny Yeah I think she's a great actress And Anna Ferris is real hitter miss with me Like sometimes I find her very very good and sometimes I'm like Why are you on my screen?

And the fact that she's the mom is the thing that really kind of puts me off Oh there I wouldn't I just Yeah She's I when you see her you don't think mom Alice and Jenny Yeah, but it's about her being a Because I think she had her kids When she was like 17 And I haven't talked to anybody as much as I do Enjoy the cat dennings I haven't heard anybody that likes two broke girls Like it is comedy fodder for like everybody And like I mean she's probably laughing all the way The bank don't get me gross Like I had an on because I was like waiting for the tournament to come back on I'm like here I was like messing around on the laptop And I'm like People watch this because cat dennings character is like one of the most Unlikable people I think I've ever seen Yeah It's like the entire cast of It's always sunny in Philadelphia Found in a one person Yes, oh my god I love it's always sunny It's a good show but they're always like cackling at each other It's like three guys Like like you're three men Meals Why are you all like I love it's always sunny That show makes me laugh I've been on that show since day one You're a fan of irretainment anyway In some cases You always do the clubhouse podcast live every Sunday night Normally at seven Easter next week we're on an hour early Because it's WrestleMania Sunday We're gonna be live at Fox and Hounded Richardson, Texas Just west of Central Expressway on Campbell Road Right behind McDonald's five bucks get you in the door And I'm telling you get there early I'm pretty much I've already told you're lovely wife Who's everybody just said I'm leaving I'm leaving church I'm coming You're following me here And then we're going straight there We're not even Yeah Cause we're gonna have to get set up So let's go into some NBA talk Our long national nightmare is over The 76ers losing streak ends at 26 After they beat Detroit by what? 26.9 Just destroyed the piston I was just our national nightmare That's what I'm still trying to figure out I thought it was cool I couldn't believe it I was like how do So now The team that they, everyone predicted they would beat Or else they would lose out Well they, there was only But they only were two losses away From the all time record One thing? Oh yeah It was, it was hilarious And then I'm watching the highlights from last night And the, and this, they went in the spurs lose I'm like, did somebody switch uniform?

No I mean, and I mean, when I say they destroyed the pistons They, I don't think the pistons ever led in that game Oh, that's pathetic I don't know It's like can we just take these points and spread them over some other games And maybe we can, you know, get those right Exactly I'm sure Vegas loved it though Oh, that's what I would've put money on them Break in the record People have been getting rich Off of this busted bracket mess Oh, we're not even there yet, sir Let's go to your standings In the Western Conference North West Division The Utah Jazz We've lost four straight Twenty three and fifty one there Thirty one and a half back Denver is a 11 and a half game No nine and a half games better than them I can't read Minnesota middle of the pack There's 17 back Right now Portland is seven and a half back on Oklahoma City Oklahoma City Portland and Minnesota have all one two straight peace So still competitive there In the Pacific Division The Lakers Who have a three three three three Winning percent right now Because they are 24 and 48 Lost two straight right now They are twenty seven games back They are a game and a half behind Sacramento Now the gap between Sacramento and Phoenix Sacramento is twenty six and a half back Phoenix is seven and a half But right now Golden State six games behind the Clippers Amazing The Clippers are trying to be for real Really truly are I didn't the Southwest Division The New Orleans But again thirty two and forty one There's twenty five back Your Dallas Mavericks sir Let me tell you what it's like to be in the Southwest Division Why do I lose it every time he says You're Dallas Mavericks are fourteen games of five above five hundred They're thirteen and a half back That's a tough division to be in Especially when San Antonio runs out seventeen Memphis in the middle of the pack You're thirteen back Houston right now seven and a half back On San Antonio Eastern Conference Atlantic Division The Philadelphia seventy sixers Sixteen Fifty seven It sounds like the Rangers in the late nineties Doesn't Not thematically out of it by father's day But score eight runs again We are often just putting it on the board But our defense is giving up thirteen But they're twenty five and a half back Boston Six other eighteen back What they've lost three straight New York middle of the pack eleven and a half back Right now the nets are two and a half behind Toronto Toronto is trying to hold on to lead that division Central Division Milo Wacke fourteen and fifteen nine Could that could that be the worst They're two games worse than Philly That's worse than the league We're the one ninety two One of the lowest of all time That's got to be close fourteen wins and an eighty two game season There's thirty seven and a half back So they could almost triple their wins and Mike It's the first I think they'd lead by like three games Detroit is twelve games better than them And they're behind Cleveland by three right now Chicago is eleven back on Indiana Let's not get in this hole Indiana's going all the way Just yet kids Let's get through the playoffs Yes, they beat the heat the other night But let's tap the break a little bit You know We're the champs until somebody tells us otherwise It's all I'm saying In the Southeast Division Speaking of which Orlando twenty one and fifty two They've won two straight but they're twenty nine and a half Game's back Atlanta nineteen back Charlotte fifteen and a half Washing to twelve and a half and Miami Wins as win two straight their fifty and twenty two right now Twenty eight and six at home twelve and two in the division Now let's go to the other side of the coin The final four is set In our fairburg Saturday It will be The number one overall seed in the tournament And my beloved Florida Gators Will play you con So I want to talk about that for just a minute If I've got a pick between You con and Michigan State I think we've got the better end of the deal Michigan State was a team a lot of people felt should have been See it higher than they were I watched I got to watch about the last half of the four to game last night Cause actually had to work yesterday morning and I was just I couldn't keep my eyes open by the time I got home But they stopped the darlings They stopped the date and fought date and had a nice little fan contingent out there Yesterday afternoon in Memphis Yeah And then the other bracket is now done Kentucky beats Michigan Michigan I watched some of that game on Friday night I was having dinner with some friends Michigan almost lost that game to Tennessee You're up 12 with two minutes to go and you squeak it out Yeah, that shouldn't happen Although Tennessee does have some shooters but And so you're saying it all right so Rob that's three teams got to be Arizona All con share bone frayer Everybody pretty much everybody had Florida Arizona as the finals because they were the top two teams in the country Yeah, however Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Decides they want to be they want to be there so they be Arizona So now you have Kentucky against Wisconsin A matchup that I don't know I got two SEC teams in the final four so I'm happy there But Should Florida get past You con which I think we can Oh yeah But again is the tournament So Florida will play on Saturday Kentucky will play on Sunday finals on Tuesday Which thank God this year is not the same day as opening day because the first time the first of the two the Florida one was on opening day But Great tournament this year very entertaining a lot of great games And again The Wisconsin game goes to overtime and it's on a debatable call Yeah, but that's the tournament it is that is the tournament While people said he traveled the referee said he bobbed the ball I'm not a referee and I'm glad for that But a great tournament congratulations to the NCAA on another very successful year And we're gonna see you know by the time we go on the air next week We should know who the finals are gonna be Yeah, won't that game air early enough On Sunday before we end Got to look at the schedule So there is that Let us move on you are listening to the clubhouse visit our website www.theclubhousepodcast.com Got some brand new reviews up there Some more coming this week Make sure you like our Facebook page look up the clubhouse podcast Put the word podcast on the end or it's something completely different Follow this show on Twitter at clubhouse show you can follow me on Twitter if you'd like I would greatly appreciate it I am at yes that Rob Irvin met a spelled E R V I N I am at chat in B G 69 I am at King of bowling The official fact checker of this show is at fun Don go If you would like to see this madness in your particular establishment We love doing road shows email him he is Don at the clubhousepodcast.com You can email me I am Rob at the clubhousepodcast.com I am chat in the clubhousepodcast.com Share the parker is on Pinterest because we are more obligated to say that And Jill's want it So you just doing the thing man Let us move on to do a little person of interest POI does stay for personal interest person of interest It's a segment we do on this show where we Take a personal or an entity and we debate their greatness or lack thereof It comes to me this week and boy it was almost something else today Really? If we had done this show four hours ago It would have gotten real for POI How so? It was this close to being the federal minimum wage Oh really?

Because I had to go to a drive through a National Food Chain for lunch And I don't want to say any names But their initials were McDonald's And subtle I'm just going to tell the story real quick Because I got to get out of my system When I say my order three times Let me say that again When I say my order to you three times How many times drop three? Okay And I say I would like this meal I would like it with a bottle of water What does that tell you I am ordering? Water I'm dealing with a bottle of water A bottle of water Pull up to the window And they're giving me a cup and I go Hold on That should be a bottle of water But we didn't charge you for that And that's my fault at what level?

I said it three times If I want tap water I'm at the drive through I can get it at the house I don't drink tap water Anyway moron Somebody wasn't listening If you raise it, there won't change anything Well, I just real quick That should dump you a federal thing It should be a state thing Because it costs a little And that's wrong with me So there's that But I do want to talk to this week about Coming up in a couple of days Because I saw somebody put a post on Facebook A link to a blog entry About warning all of their friends Because Tuesday is April 1st Also known as April Fool's Day Telling their friends Keep all the fake pregnancy post off Facebook Alright I hate this day I hate this day with the passion of a thousand sons This is the dumbest holiday ever Fake holiday It is, it's a fake holiday And I'll give you an example And the person that did this Didn't know that they had done what they had done when they did it Last year A little over a little over a year ago now I was getting ready for work on Tuesday morning And caught two guys trying to break into my house Very traumatic 11 30 in the morning on Tuesday I'm half dressed Get ready for work On April Fool's Day A friend of mine says Yeah, these guys are breaking into my house I feel great I was like, you know what? It's good to see somebody defending their house It's like, no, it's never Fool's show And it kind of hit me sideways Because I was like, dude I kind of just went I didn't publish that I didn't put it very few people knew about it You know, I didn't put it on Facebook Because I don't do that That's not me Yeah So he didn't know But I was kind of like, dude You know I cannot stand this holiday I'm half tempted to not even touch social media on Tuesday Just because of it Be less stressful I'm not I don't like pranks I don't Because I was bullied a lot as a kid Because I was a small kid And I was a nerdy kid So when people are Victims of pranks And things of its ill It makes me very uncomfortable Yeah Which is where my Aversion to Jackass comes from That's why I can't watch that show When they hurt themselves Or when they hurt each other Both It just it makes me uncomfortable And it's just stupid I mean you are you're a fan And I'm not here to judge this You enjoy that show You enjoy the films and whatnot That's why I can't Because I was that I was that kid When it's mean spirit I'm not behind it At all I always do pranks But it's with the people I know That whatever I do to them They're going to try to find a way to Want to meet Okay So we just to go back a little bit I just got alerted We will not know the finals But we go off air Because Wisconsin versus Kentucky Starts at 849 Eastern on Sunday night So about Florida will be 609 Eastern on Saturday Both of them are on Saturday Both are on Saturday So we'll be ready to go So the finals will be Monday Yeah Perfect So we'll know We'll know even before we get up So that's good news Um This is why I don't like it We're supposed to I can't stand it I don't know there's many reasons To not like it Because some people just They don't know when to Yeah, they take it too far Yeah You know there's times Where you know We mess with each other But it's like That long Yeah Hey, do you hear about this right now I'm just kidding Like We can do that Right But when it turns into this A elaborate scheme And That they spend hundreds of Dollars on Sometimes thousands of Dollars in it Or you say something On Facebook At 8 o'clock in the morning And you don't let it off The hook until dinner time Yeah That's severely Grimes might be Like one of the coldest ones I ever saw Was never a guy orchestrated A dude to get picked to be the Yes Three-point shooter From the mid-court point And they made him think that he had won it And he didn't But then those two guys Do that can do each other all the time Yeah It's all YouTube series Was just those two guys Yeah And at some point you go Okay, I know this is a bit Really? Yeah It's not being funny You know To on the second prank Like that show In practical jokers I can't stand I won't watch it It just looks stupid But I'd also that How we men don't want on CBS Yeah I can't do that either Yeah I just I don't He was on Ferguson the other night It was like oh I love him I'm like I used to like him I've got no use for him now He is such a pretentious Who don't shake my hand Because I'm a germifo jerk Yeah Yeah That doesn't bother me If you're a germifo that's fine All this don't be all day Because I'm a how we men don't fan I just don't like this bit No, I was a how we men don't fan It's not the germifo thing to turn me off It's it's the personality that That seemed to follow when it's wake Mmm That it just kind of infected his entire persona I'm like this was a guy that would put a rubber glove on his head With a handbag on with a rubber alligator Well, screen like an idiot You know the the glove is part of Why he's in the physical condition he's in for doing that for so many years It's like screwed something up in his brain And that's why he's the germifo No, no, no, no, no, no He's like the men the part of his mental issues He has stems from that Yeah, actually I heard I heard an interview He was like I can't I literally can't do that anymore I was like really that's interesting So he messed up his own squash.

Yes. I just... It's on fall.

Here's my thing with pranks and things of its ilk. If you want to do that, I'm not here to judge you. But if I don't do it to you, you're dog on well but are not doing to you.

Yeah. That's my thing. I choose not to participate in that for a reason.

And you know, I don't... I don't so much mind the prank as long as there is a payoff for the person that got pranked afterwards. Whether they get their come-ups or...

Yeah, I know that was messed up too. But here's this in return. Because I see that happen a lot.

Yeah, but I still... Like you'll see somebody get punked on punk and they'll like get a free car out of it or something. Yeah, but I'm still...

You don't start known and won't be known. Yeah. You know, that's just kind of where I'm at with it.

It's a matter of personal preference. And... I just...

I don't know. Just praying on innocent people and watching them and suffer for the benefit of somebody else's laugh is just... I've never been a fan of that.

But the Jack guys guys don't look at it though. Because... It's...

Everybody's fair game because they want to take shots at each other. But it's never mean-spirited. Well, just because you're willing to take shot at your friends doesn't mean you should just do it to general population.

No, no, no, no. I'm not going to leave the general population out of it. Because they didn't ask me.

It was a whole point of that last movie that he made. He was a bad grandpa. Oh, bad grandpa?

Yeah, because apparently no one was aware of the stunts he... And see, that... And see, that part I'm not a fan of.

When he plays at Irving Zillman character, whatever the heck it is. And it's on innocent people. That...

yeah. That I'm not a fan of. That I have to turn away and not watch.

Yeah. But when they're just kind of doing goofy stuff and... You know, when he's...

When he's, you know, taken the cup test and taken 15 shots to the ground by a bus full of... But for me, you know, that's funny. Although, it's also a part of...

I guess I think farther down the road is that you see people watch that and then they want to do said thing to people because they saw those guys do and think it was funny and want to perpetuate. And I think that's where a lot of work comes from, too. And see, you guys, God knows if we'll have people put in rock bottoms on their friends.

Mm-hmm. Yeah. But they always give you that disclaimer warning at the beginning.

But... Yeah, that doesn't stop you from doing this. But you know, T&A doesn't.

Really? T&A doesn't do anything like that. That's what they know no one is watching.

That's what they're doing. How are you gonna... What are you...

What are you hoping to get out of me if you're assuming we ain't got no money? Yeah. Ask our talent.

You are listening to the clubhouse, podcast, live every Sunday night if you miss any section of the show. It's available on archive, almost at me after all, or just subscribe on iTunes. We'd love it if you'd put a review up.

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We are your one-stop shop for all things sports entertainment. Let's do one quick... They're not long going on the music world this week, but one quick headline.

I thought we'd talk about... A poll goes out this past week where... Actually, not only a poll, but if you go to IMDB.

Because on IMDB, you can actually rate, you can rate movies as a user, or you can rate TV shows. The lady Gaga episode of The Simpsons, where she gets on a bus and drives to the Springfield to help Lisa out from 2012. Loast rated Simpsons episode of all time.

By the fans, by the fans. Okay. Nice.

Maybe not television rating. But Loast rated by the fans. Loast rated by the fans.

Least favorite. Go for it. In what?

26 seasons now? Go. Just say it.

And she's about to go on tour. And then, what is his story? What are these two seasons?

Yeah. What is his story about her participating in? If you'll pardon me, I have to get a little grotesque here.

vomit art. That was at South by Southwest. Yeah.

We're just talking about that on the show last week. Where? Because we did?

Yeah, we did. Since she had to go throw up on her to the show. It was very briefly mentioned.

Yeah. Apparently, she drinks this biodegradable paint. She didn't just hurl her.

Yeah, but that's what this chick does. Yeah. She does vomit art.

She got brought her up on stage. herself. I said, that's not her to hurt her.

Oh, wow. Yeah. She contributes a lot.

And like I said, that girl's got talent. You don't have to do all this crap. Yeah.

I never have been a fan of the performance artist. Russ mentions that the Fleetwood Mac reunion tours coming to Dallas. I saw that myself.

Somebody wants to buy me tickets. That would be great. Because you may never see them.

It was to Christine McVay again. So. Very exciting times there.

Music new releases in places. Music new releases from. Got it.

Chival is back. It's a name I haven't heard in about 10 years. They're new albums called La Gargola.

Which is Spanish for the Gargola. The Gargola. Yeah.

Also this young lady. Who I didn't have the song. I thought I had by her.

Which is her biggest hit that jar of hearts. Gorgeous song. But this is Christine a Perry released his head or heart.

Saw the cover of the album on iTunes. Looks pretty cool. Okay.

Jar hearts. She is serial killer. Like closet.

She's one of these. That's a call from 12. I've made a living on heartbreak songs.

Kind of a chicks. She's like. She's she.

No. I mean, this is her right here from from the Twilight saga. Breaking Dawn part.

One soundtrack called The Thousand Years. I'll try that to hold that against you. You know, and the weird thing is I don't know how I got this song.

Like I have it, but I don't know how I have it. I downloaded it for some reason. When you were picking up loophus.

Could have been. Maybe I was on my way to Creighton Barrel. And it was playing in their own then their in store music selection.

I will neither confirm nor deny that. Faru I would deny it as much as I could. But you know what?

The longer you deny something, the bigger it becomes. It's true. Let's be honest.

Just embrace it and deal. Which however new album has to say. Hank Williams the third's rambling man.

Hmm. Has song ever been made before? Hank Williams the lesser were.

The Kaiser Chiefs also released a brand new album called Education Education and War. Who the heck are those guys? They're just they're they've been around forever.

Yeah, I know, but I just I never have known. What exactly? What style of music they are?

They're called World Music Sir. I believe that's how they're called. Are they like polyphonic spree type stuff?

No, it's kind of. World Music is like Webster's dictionary. They define the word using the word.

It's dictionary. It's called dictionary inception. We need to find the word with the word.

Oh, kind of just in the. So we really don't have a label for it. Like, like, low-slowest light.

Oh, dear Lord. And I'll Russell. Let's see.

We didn't say it. He had to. Kaiser Chiefs must be on a roll.

See? She did there. Oh, we already missed.

I wonder if Chival has any miles left. Come on, Russell. Come on now.

Come on, son. Lakuna Coil. A ban for the kids with the clothes in there.

I'm a fan of this ban, actually. Broken Crown Halo releases this week. They did a cover of Depesh's Enjoy the Silence at blew my mind.

This guy. Probably one of the most underrated singer songwriters of our time. Let me be out of our time.

At the time before us. Leon Russell. This is a brand new album called Life Journey This Week.

And mob deep is back, kids. Really? Mob deep is back with the infamous mob deep.

And another album I didn't put on here. And I should've. Comes out Tuesday.

I've heard a couple of tracks. Mob deep. There is a Jackson Brown tribute album coming up this week.

I believe it's called Looking at you. I've heard a couple of tracks. And it sounds great.

I really have to look into this. Mob deep thing. It's Kathy Dennis involved.

There is. I just saw it on the list. Remember when I look at my list.

I only pick things off the list of names that I recognize. I saw Mob deep. But I was like Kathy Dennis.

That was Dina. That was D-Mob. Oh, was that D-O.

That's right. That's right. That's right.

That's right. Let's just say that I love his type. Could you kiss in the hope.

Yeah. Now that's D-Mob. My mistake.

It's like what would Kathy Dennis be doing with Dakes. I don't know. Yeah.

I'm not here in Judge anymore. Just for him. Also, Nickel Creek.

Releases a dotted line. I like them a little bit. Nickel Creek.

They're like a... Got something by them. I'll follow it to Nickelback.

No. No. They actually came out first.

I got one song by them. It's kind of folky kind of country. It's called the Lighthouse's Tale.

This is kind of their bit here. Kind of you know what? Sipping a marker read a hang on on the deck.

I'm picturing Hobbits running across a field. Sounds a little like P.C. Dixie.

I like it. Steel Panther is back. With all you can eat.

I've got boys off. I don't want to know. They're bluegrass.

That's a good way to put it. Well done, Brett. Steel.

And, uh, made with bits of rope anthem. And then speaking of bands for the kids or the clothes in the hair. The used is back with imaginary enemy.

I own one of their CDs because I had to buy it for a wedding I did once. I'm sorry. Because they've done with it since.

Because the couple wanted to do one of their first dances to a song off that CD. Wow. You know what I'm talking about.

Do I? You do. Were the combined age of these two under 40?

Uh, yes at the time. Someone who may or may not have lived with one of your family members on and off for the last few years. Out in the great city of Wiley.

Oh, okay. Yeah. Okay.

That's it. That's it. It was frightful.

Statter. Stattered fire in principle. All right.

Let us move on. Do a little bit of hockey talk. Not a lot going on the world.

The hockey this week. So we're going to go straight to standings. Getting close to, uh, getting close to crunch time.

And your Dallas stars are hanging in there sir. By the. They're scared.

They're in that wild card hunt. Western conference. Central division in a conference that has no Eastern or Western.

Yeah. The winner peloton. The winner peg jets are tied with the Nashville predators at 75 points.

They are both 32 points at first. They're eight points behind your Dallas stars. Your Dallas stars are four points behind the Minnesota wild.

Chicago Colorado and St. Louis have all clinched playoff spots. And they're all within about eight points of each other.

Colorado's one three straight in the Pacific division. The Edmonton Oilers 61 points. They are 43 points out of first place.

Calgary is eight points better than them. But they are 10 points behind Van Cover. Phoenix is five points better than them.

But 10 points behind the LA Kings. San Jose and Anaheim both have clinched playoff spots. San Jose is one point behind Amaheim for lead in the division.

In the Eastern conference. Still mutual opponents and division. The New York Islanders with 68 points.

They are 31 points out of first place. Carolina is six points better than them. But three points behind the New Jersey Devils.

The Washington capitals are in the middle of the pack with 80 points. Two points behind Columbus. Columbus trails the Rangers by four points.

Billy is 13 points behind Pittsburgh. Pittsburgh's clinched a playoff spot. Billy has not.

In the Atlantic division. It's time for America's new favorite game. How many points out of first place are the Buffalo's sobrays?

Chad. 41. 41 is Chad's official guess.

50. 50 is what I get from Andrew. The Buffalo's sobrays.

After 74 games are 20, 45, and 9. They are in the Atlantic division where Boston has actually clinched the division after winning three straight. Montreal right behind them after winning five straight.

They have 49 points. They are 61 points. Cheese.

40 is lost to straight, and they're still 13 points better than Buffalo. 40 is also 14 points behind Oderwa, who is 4 points behind Toronto. The Detroit Red Wings in the middle of the pack.

They are 7 points behind Tampa Bay. Montreal has won five straight, and they are still 17 points behind Boston. So let's go ahead and look at your playoffs standing right now.

Right now, the playoffs started today. In the Eastern Conference, you had Phoenix versus St. Louis.

Chicago versus last year? No, no, no. Chicago versus Colorado, Minnesota versus Anaheim and the King versus the Sharks.

In the Eastern Conference, you'd have Columbus versus Boston. By the way, Boston leads that season series 3 nothing. Tampa Bay at the Canadian.

Detroit at Pittsburgh. That season series is one game piece. That'll be a good one to watch best.

And the Rangers would be at Philly. That would be a heck of a series to watch too. That's if the playoffs started today, which of course they don't.

Five or six games, depending on the team left to play. You always know the clubhouse live every Sunday night. We are your one stop shop for all things, sports, and entertainment.

Let's combine those two now as we talk a little bit, just a little bit. Actually more than a little bit, but a little bit of professional wrestling. Rumors of a return, because we all know the night after WrestleMania Raw is always a big deal.

Always is. But we have a return rumored for that night. I'm going to take a sip of my tasty beverage all this plays.

Dawn gets 55, by the way. Raw Van Dam. They're saying now the return may be the night after WrestleMania.

Because you always have all those surprises. Because right now he's not scared to WrestleMania. But either is staying.

I'm just saying. Although now the strong rumors are. And I mean strong.

Sting undertaker, WrestleMania 31. You only want to wrestle one match in the fingertips. He said it.

Really? Interesting. I heard on Stone Cold podcast this week.

He didn't interview. Sting did. Where he said he has not watched one nanosecond of TNA programming since he left.

Good for him. But he's watching Raw intensely with the word he used. Hmm.

Sir. Sir. I'm just no.

I'm not going to buy into it. That's good. Hi.

Free. Can I have a little bit. Where's WrestleMania 31 going to be?

Santa Clara. In the new nine or stadium. Levi's stadium.

I wonder if he'll let you wear slacks in there. Only 501. Hey.

Those are jeans. All right. Let's talk about Raw.

So we had our Scooby-Doo appearance. And you know what? That's going to get some car over.

Bring him in with a costume Scooby-Doo. Get creative a bonus right now. Who in that crowd went?

This is the greatest moment of my life. Scooby-Doo came to the ring with Sincara. Oh.

But. And that release is now official. Sincara was officially released on Tuesday.

Really? Yeah. So the night.

Well. Matt. I'm not talking unico.

I'm talking they released Sincara. He's still been on the paper. Wow.

So that was his final appearance. Scooby-Doo. Well, no.

That was unico. I'm talking about the guy that was running this mouth in Mexico. Oh, okay.

Okay. I guess he was on a contract for that long. Hogan comes out to do his bit.

And it makes me sad. You and I were talking about this Monday night. We were watching this debacle.

Um. It really makes me sad that 80% of the people in that arena really don't have the right memories of Hogan. Yeah.

But he's ready for the money. So, but I'm just saying like people are cheering for him and Hulk and Mania. I'm like, you really don't even know.

Like, yeah. Use the network. Go back and watch.

Right. Don't watch Resson Mania 1 because it was Mr. T.

But. I don't even think they would understand if they went back and watch. Because Resson was different.

Yeah. It was a whole different mindset. And still.

And you know who else was. Who else was part of his big segment. We're going to get there.

Okay. Yeah. Don says his rating of Russell Mania right now is a D plus by the car they're giving D plus.

That's what he says in the chat room. He says he's wondering if this may be as bad as last year. No standout match where there'll be any big surprises.

I don't even know what happened to the car. It's really. You really don't have to.

Okay. You have the Vicki Guerrero. Uh.

Invitational. Which is like every diva on the card. First pinfall wins.

Uh. I'm not kidding you. 14 divas.

Uh. I don't even. Battles like butts and seats.

Um. Um. Battling Crusher by Raid.

John Cena bright white. Oh, yeah, it's your. It's just it in that.

Undertaker, Lesner. They need to let seem punk come back and have an iquid match. Somebody on a side match.

New smack emphasis. That's seemed quitter. That is awesome.

I'm gonna put in my post for wrestling corner or something. Strong. I always talk about him and I'll never read an article about seem punk.

I'm just calling him a quitter. Just start. Don't try to start.

column fill Michael don't waste where it's on it. And the Hogan said did you watch RAW? No.

The Hogan segment was horrific. Really? Hogan's on RAW?

Remember he's the host of WrestleMania. Oh yeah. So he does this bit where he brings out Schwarzenegger and Joe Manning Menji.

I can't say neither could he. Hogan totally revolted his last name. It wasn't even close dude.

And I was like, can we get him some funnicks? Because he's right there. Joe Manning Menji.

Because they were they were coming out to promote. Excuse me. It's not like Joe could do anything because Hogan's probably bigger than him.

Well they spent five minutes just saying it's an R to be here with you and it's R to be here with you and I'm excited to be like that was the whole first five minutes of the set. In saying what you were saying about Hogan, the most people don't know what he did, most people don't know which Schwarzenegger did in there or he did. He's he was a politician.

Yeah. He's a politician that used to act Schwarzenegger has a worse heroin than LeBron right now. Oh, but he's much older.

He's about an inch and a half from from a month and right now. I'm not kidding. It's bad to shave it off.

But they were there pimping that sabotage, which I've seen. Yeah. Do you want to know what I thought?

Subscribe and I think you can hear that. I think it's exclusive. But we'll have to talk after the show about it.

Miss comes out and runs him down. You don't deserve to be here. You don't deserve to be here.

I'm blah, blah, blah, blah. So Hogan. I can't.

I don't know that I can get through this. They decide they're going to beat up on Mizz, right? Schwarzenegger goes to slap him and Hogan was on our signal Friday night and there was a little backstory that I got to this now.

What would you say you're away from you? Andrew about three or four feet? Yeah.

That's about how far Schwarzenegger was from actually slapping him. Oh, I got to go back. I got to go back.

I got back. I got to back. So Hogan's on our signal Friday night.

And he's talking about, oh, Phil's in the room. Phil's a Phil's a little injured right now. So I hope to hope the the wheel is feeling better.

He actually got to shop at Walmart today and I'm in one of those motorized carts. His daughters were texting me pictures all day. Oh, no.

Welcome to your next blackmail session, sir. But Hogan said, yeah, when Arnold got there, he came. He was really great to took pictures with all the boys and Arnold.

I don't know what that ring was, but he was wearing a ring that I'm not kidding you was too knuckles long. And so Hogan said he said to Miz. If it gets to the point where he's going to slap you, you need to pull some ballet, brother, because if you don't, that thing's going to hurt.

And I think that's why Arnold missed him by so far because Miz just oversold it. So he didn't catch that ring across the face. I wonder if that's something from the expendables, because it was very skull looking.

I couldn't tell what it was. I'm wondering if he put this his punch missed the Miz more than that Frenchy punch on this. But then you've got your your Hall of Fame announcement.

And I was saying, I said to Chad, right before this happened, I go, does this happen this week or do they wait until next week? Because it's the go home show. And Chad said, you did say it was going to happen that night, didn't you?

And then it happened. Like it raised, but they said, raise a Ramon, they didn't say Scott. They never called Scott Hall, which I thought was weird.

Is he still in the rehab process? He's living in his own house now. Jake will never move out of D to be his house.

Yeah, because Jake said, I can never not live here. It's the only thing that's going to keep me alive. Scott's actually bought a house that's not very far away, but he and his son lived together.

Oh, that's good. His sons really counted. Really talented.

A huge, a kiss kiss. But he uses the razor's edge and it's kind of neat. Phil said that he needs the hover around the jazzy.

It's just, I'm so glad that he, the him and Jacob going in together. Yeah. But then the question comes, who put Scott in?

Because that list is long and distinguished. I get to get it. It's got to be, it's got to be either Kevin or Sean.

It's Kevin. It's. I hope so.

How is it? There's no way if it's Kevin. We may have, well, well, how to look at our schedule next weekend.

We may have to watch that in that work. I'm good with that. I thought that's what you would probably want to do anyway.

Well, with the Dallas International Film Festival coming up, we're going to talk about that here in a while. Just when we got into what time it kicks, we got to coordinate that. So about a nice quiet corner of it.

But so happy Scott's going in. God bless that man for going through what he's gone through and coming out the other side of it. Clean.

Yeah. And this should get ddp in. I'm just saying.

You know what? Okay. Okay.

Yeah. 10 seconds. Jake and Scott are going in.

Why not have ddp put them both in? I think ddp puts Jake in. But he's got to be Kevin.

Yeah. Let's talk about impact. I've said it a million times on this show and it was proven to me again this week.

Eric Young is impact. He cut a promo Thursday night that was genius because MVP brings a Magnus and a bit to the ring. And Magnus basically runs him down says, I don't go anywhere without him.

He's my business partner, blah, blah, blah. So MVP says, okay, fine. Next week on impact, you're going to defend the title against Samoa Joe.

And the best. So big man, you got to choice to make. Are you going to protect your board?

Do you want to shout out the world title? Well, then Eric Young comes to the ring and said, I want into an MVP says first of all, no, you have to prove something. And Eric Young cuts about a five minute promo.

Let's explain something you. You want to talk about motivate, validate, participate? He goes validate alone.

You weren't here when I was in team Canada. You weren't here when I was in world elite. You weren't here when I was just paranoid little kid that my own pyros scared to crap.

Like he went through every gimmick because everything this company has, every crazy gimmick this company has ever put me through. I took the ball and I ran with it. I mean, he cut a great promo.

I said, you know what put the belt on that kid. He's more than earned it in my personal opinion. And he's stacked like he's jacked up now.

Like he's really bulked up some. So it's good to see Eric Young getting a little bit of love. You got to stop saying put the belt on that kid, though.

Because when you do, it just seems to be the Sports Illustrated Cover Curse when you said it's a fair point. I am the Sports Illustrated of wrestling. No, I'm not sponsored, but the Madden Cover Curse.

It's like, don't do that to these kids. I have a John Madden of wrestling. I want to stop.

Well, no, here's a guy that you know of the belt. Didn't the use those get it? They did.

They got through. They got it. But then I got taken by the.

No, they still got them. Well, they do. They saw the tech champs.

Do people watch those matches when they're like, I do. East of Hawaii. I do.

I like these. Ethan Carter III missed a prime opportunity. Him and Rockstar Spubber doing this bit where they were looking for Willow.

Still probably the worst gimmick of the year. But he did, he did like this like fake scare because you're looking for him the wooden stuff. He did a fake scare to Rockstar Spud.

And he said, that's just classic EC3. I'm like, how did you, you know, where I'm going with this? How did you not say vintage EC3?

How did you not? Because I would have it okay with that. That would have made me laugh.

Hey, Phil, Phil, complimented my mad. Ah, this next bit. You know, slam a verse where he's coming back here this year.

It's going to be at UTA again. Went there a couple years ago. Had a great time with barbed wire with fondongo, saw a bunch of the guys in the empire out there.

Had a blast. But it's going to be at UTA, which is where? Arlington.

Thank you. You know how they're billing it. slam a verse where you're going to be featured in Dallas Fort Worth this year.

How mad are the people in Arlington? Not mad at all. You can't, they get mad because we can't talk about work.

We're 18Z stadium is. And now this, why should they be mad? They're getting so much money.

Oh, when that first night when they played on Sunday night, the football, the people in Arlington were a matter than wet hands. They're like, that's not in Dallas at the Arlington. It's like you said, you're getting the cash.

Shut up. Yeah. All during the NCAA tournament when they were staying where the final four is, it's North Texas.

They're saying North Texas. And somewhere in debt and they're going, no, that's not that. Yeah, exactly.

What? I'm just like people in the pain handle going, I don't know what they're talking about. People are up at an epigee stadium going.

Is there a basketball game here? That's her, I was told. Yeah.

But tickets went on sale Friday. I was going to spend a night in a bingo parlor, but apparently there's a basketball game coming down. I'm going to try to go.

Yeah, I'll be good. But I was talking to the former co-host of the show Cody Hawkins the other day. I was like, you know, I kind of feel like that's going to be like that ECW show you saw at the Bronco ball, because it's like the week before they shut the company down.

And Mike, Mike, you whip wreck was the champ. Yeah. Oh, it was the Bronco ball.

And so we do this bit with Samuel Shaw, where last week on impact, cameras were rolling and he corners, Christy Hemi and the hair and makeup room who's by herself and she's screaming, buddy, murder, get away from you, get away from me, get away from me and he completely invades her personal space and cuts a lock over hair and leaves and she's in tears screaming. So let me make sure I'm perfectly clear on this. Stock a woman into tears and gets suspended for a week.

Be a star, TNA. Be a star. I understand fiction.

I understand, this is a bad angle. You're getting into very, very murky waters. And if you don't think Vince Rousseau's involved right now, you're out of your mind.

Because there's rumors that he's behind the scenes. Don't create it. I don't like this angle.

I don't like this bit. Get out of it. Yeah.

Like we, I don't need a stalker character. The Wyatt's or his closest that means to get. Yeah.

So anybody's listening from TNA creative and I know somebody's listening to the show. Kill this bit. Talk about SmackDown.

I really only have one one note from SmackDown because she'll come. Yeah, I saw it. I saw it.

Sand, so that we're doing this bit now with Santino and Emma, where she's completely oblivious to his amorous advances. And so he takes her out to dinner. And I'm not kidding you.

Here is the quote. Look at these place. The food, the service, the ambivalence, ambivalence.

Yes. He's going for our meal. He's gonna have ambivalence.

I was like, this is why I love Santino Morella because he just went straight through stone face never broke. And I was like 15 people caught that. Oh, that's good.

Yeah. I used to hanker for the repackage him and let him be the bad A that he is. Yeah.

But he did he does something like that. I'm like, you know what? Let him keep this bit.

Let him keep this bit. Oh, what did he said that? I just, I howled.

I was like something on SmackDown entertained me. This is great. By the way, sort of, did you see my, uh, my new display over here?

Your new display. No. I got the wireless Bluetooth keyboard for the iPad.

Oh, okay. And it's very, very nice. I very much enjoy.

It's fine work. Does it make the iPad harder to forget whenever you start the show and it's in the next room? No, because I bring it because it's already open.

Okay. But see, and, you know, our sister Charlotte helped me pick this out. She did a very good job last night with me.

They have ones that are backlit and I'm kind of like, doesn't the light from the iPad pretty much like the keyboard? So why would you be the backlit? What does it say?

Yeah. What does it I be talking for tech talk another time? Let us move on and do some movie talk.

Let's go on each. Sure. Okay.

Box office numbers for this weekend following out of the top 10 this week. It looks like only one movie falls out of the top 10 and it is the Lego movie. Drops from 9 to 11 based, but in 11 the place, and you make $3.1 million for an eight week total of $248.3 million.

By the way, frozen now, the the biggest animated film of all-time worldwide. Well, officially. So congratulations.

What have you passed on the all-time list? Overall. Coming in 10 place dropping from 8 to 10 is the Leonisian vehicle nonstop.

$4.1 million for a five week total of $85.2 million on a $15 million budget. May it's money. Minus marketing.

Yeah. Yeah. We still got another one.

Well, it's only 15 million more to cover the rule of 50. So 9th place dropping from fifth is 300 rise of an empire. Makes 4.3 million dollars for a four week total lost 484 theaters this week.

Four week total of 101.2 million dollars on a $110 million budget. I'm under that 50 that rule of 50 might be a little low for this one because man that thing is everywhere. Need for speed drop some six to eight four point three million dollars.

Loses four hundred and ten theaters three weeks 37 points eight million dollars. It's barely halfway to budget sir. If you gave me money to go see that movie, I would just put it in a piggy bank.

Hey, you have one right in front of you. You have the Batman piece. Right in front of the first child.

I saw anyone just like I'm buying it. I'm buying a bad cheese burger before I go watch that movie. Day viewing in seventh place is the Arnold Schwarzenegger vehicle sabotage 5.3 million dollars.

Enjoyable budget is not listed. So you have seen it. Yeah.

I would say listen to our iTunes exclusive. I I'm still trying to figure out what that movie was trying to be. Yeah.

Well, but enjoyable by as in it wasn't Yeah, we'll talk about it to show. I will say this you do get Schwarzenegger in the film does say the phrase get down. So you're okay there.

If it doesn't say grab my hand and come with me if you want to live. It's not a It's not also he didn't say to the chop-off. We only got that once.

Yeah, but it was immortalized on film. Sixth place up from seventh is the Grand Budapest Hotel which gains 673 theaters this weekend 8.9 million dollars for $24.5 million dollars in four weeks. The faith-based film God's not dead, which I do want to see drops from 4 to 5 this week, makes $9.1 million for a two-week total of $22 million dollars.

That's got a management back by now. I think so. From the bronze medal to fourth place is Mr.

Peabody and Sherman. $9.5 million for a four-week total of $94.9 million on a $145 million budget. Very concerned right now.

Because that movie was really good. Oh, I enjoyed it. So good.

From the silver medal to the bronze medal this week. Muppets most wanted 11.37 million dollars. Right two-week total of $33.2 million on a $15 million budget sir.

Herd nothing but good things. I've not talked to one person that seen this to do not love it. But don't worry about the money.

I just got my money, my money, my money, my money, my money. Silver medal last week's gold medal winner drops to the silver. Losing 51% of the revenue it had in opening week is divergent making $26.5 million.

But it's already passed its budget in two weeks, $95 million dollars. Sharla endorses the book. And she has told the loving talented Mrs.

Urban that she thinks that she would enjoy it as well. So there is that. Three of my answer to my cousins.

Two cousins being around 15. Both say it's really good. All of them say that.

I just feel like I saw at the first time when it was called the Hunger Games. Yeah. In Sharla says no, she's actually, you know how big Sharla is on that on the Hunger Games.

And she said no, no, no, I really enjoyed this. I said okay, fair enough. If she, if she endorses it, then I'll roll with it.

And winning the weekend, a movie that has come under some controversy. Noah to the surprise of nobody. Well, apparently in the movie, he builds the arc with the help of rock people that are sent from heaven.

Yeah. That's like a rock band. I was like, what?

Really? But I'm going to reserve judgment until I see it. Makes $44 million dollars.

Her great things about this one as well. Makes $44 million on a $125 million dollar budget. I don't think it's going to get air enough ski.

You better start praying. I know you're an atheist, but you might want to start praying, son. Why would an atheist make a movie based on a Bible story though?

But see, it's not, you would, I don't know if we've ever talked about this, but that story is almost every major religion of the world. It's just different versions of it. So still doesn't pose the answer to the question if you're an atheist.

Exactly. I'm just saying. So Mike.

So this next story. Chad or your, are you ready for this? Because we're just going to start to song over again, because we're going to be talking about it.

You can do one of the others. No, I've already got this one lit up. Peter, make you friend of the show.

You may know him is Chubaka. I'm supposed to be making an appearance later this year in Houston's Comic Palooza. They put a tweet out yesterday saying that he had to cancel due to filming, which now begs the question.

Does it we getting chewy in episode seven? I'm a part of the Facebook campaign. As, as I will dance the happy dance.

I mean, if, if they have, if they stay true to what they said about the expanded universe about it, not being official canon anymore. What can't be? Um, and that, um, you know, because in the expanded universe, he's shuffled off the mortal coil.

Right. He gave a his life or whatever. So little kids.

Um, but you can still do that. You do it in nine. Well, he said it all up in seven.

True. But I will be so excited for him in this really have this because we know him. He is a wonderful human being.

Tells the most amazing. So he's very, very candid about telling stories about those days. And he just, you don't understand seven two until it's standing in front of you.

And he and his wife are two of my favorite people in the world. They're just, and I missed them greatly. I've not seen them in way too long.

And I need to fix that. But Peter, if you're in the, if you're in the movie, we're very excited for you on this show. Hey, man.

Oh, are you a fan of rift tracks? Well, I've never had a chance to really experience rift. If you don't know a rift tracks are basically it's a podcast where they basically mistreated science theater 3000 movie and you just watch it along with it.

They're going to be doing a movie releasing in theaters on July 10th called Sharknado. I'm in on this. Rift tracks doing Sharknado.

Three weeks before the sequel premier is on sci-fi called Sharknado to the second one. And I am zeroing and a terror read our returning. Of course because they've got so much on their plate.

I'm in on this. I'm just saying. Also, then we're going to go to the magic mic sequel.

We have a director. It's going to be called magic mic XXL. Oh, God.

It's going to be directed by Greg Jacobs, who is a longtime assistant to the guy who I didn't know he directed the first one. Yes. So, no, but he's, he's going to direct the sequel.

And made a ton of money. So to work man, sometimes he makes some choices that I really question. The kind of sight sex lies in video tape.

It was that Sasha Gray filmed that he did that the girlfriend experience. I just, but I think he's just that guy that he makes movies for him. And if you want to see him great, if you don't, I'm just going to make more.

He's he takes the Lucas approach. Yeah, it's Bill Burger parts. I'm making something.

I want to watch. I'm using movies I enjoy watching and you can watch him yourself there. That's my George Lucas.

It's not very good. It's like, it's like, it's like, you said like side felt that you got something gotten your zipper. It's like, permit on a really bad day.

Come after a bender after a good shot. Really? I don't even know what to say about this next story.

There's a series of books. You're welcome internet. See, you didn't see that one coming.

Did you do this just I do. Actually, it's part of my motivation. There's a series of books.

Now, it's called Left Behind. And basically, the rapture happens. And when that happens, all the people that go to heaven disappear.

And if you don't go to heaven, hence the name left behind. They did some of the books as movies starring Kurt Cameron. And I was like, okay, is that part of good things about the book series?

I have. Never run. But I'm like, okay, they did their movies.

They had their bit. Let's move on. Oh, no.

We're getting a theatrical release on October 3rd of left behind. Starring one Nicholas Cage. Why am I in this movie?

Oh, yeah, I need to check. And apparently the quote from him is something like, well, I really hope people see this film and then they can take it home and discuss it with their families. You need a check bro.

Yeah. You did ghost writer. And the sorcerer is a apprentice.

Good lord. And a remake of the wicker man. Well, let's go to his cousin.

Speaking of which, speaking of the couple of family, there's no way you can be on board with this. There's no way you can be on board with this. Why would I?

So if he a couple is going to direct a live action little mermaid, Charlotte's head's going to explode when she hears this. What is this? It's something called the shark in the mermaid's ability, Myers.

It's the b-side to kiss the rain single. We couldn't do under the scene. I don't have it.

Really? No, we've talked about this. There's a couple of other things I need you to handle on that front.

Just go talk about the show. Oh, he didn't talk about that in music talk. What?

We'll talk about. We'll do it in tech talk because it kind of ties in. But rumors for Ariel right now is Emma Watson, who couple are directed in the bling ring.

I want to see the bling ring. I've heard good things about this. We don't need this though.

We don't. I don't need as much as I love John Fabrow. I don't need a live action, jungle book, and I don't need this.

Especially since we've already done a live action, jungle book, and it wasn't that great in the first place. Yeah, but wasn't it like some independent, done through new line or something? I don't know.

I mean, is she doing this through Disney? I don't know. That I don't know.

The article I had didn't say. She's getting work, bro. She's got that Harry Potter money and she's still stackin' stuff on top of it.

She's like, well, she's in Noah. Yep, she's like a doctor. I don't even care about that.

So apparently, there's a catty-check restaurant in St. Augustine, Florida, and you just now found out about I had Noah St. Augustine's up in the north.

The other St. Augustine's all the city in America. Yes, been there.

There's a catty-check restaurant there. Friday night, Bill Murray shows up and does an impromptu set with the band for like 45 minutes. How much money would I have paid?

I'm assuming he was doing his SNL stick, whatever that lounge thing I don't know if he was doing that, or if he was just maybe he was doing Carl doing that. That's nice, Delia, her position. All day air in it.

There's an eye. I may be a little bit of an hour. Those of you that had watched zombie land and didn't bother to stay past the credits.

Go get it now. But you don't want to say it. You're having dinner.

That's the catty-check restaurant. And that happens. I'm sorry I won't need heat and extra parapses.

It's like I'm here to see Ray Finkel and a clean pair of shorts. I'm assuming they have an appetizer product called the Billy Billy Billy Billy. That's the goat sandwich.

I got to look up this restaurant now. Just to see if the rest of the menu is printed. There's got to be a Billy Billy Billy Billy something.

If you get to lunchtes special is at the noon. I think it's a whole duration. Ooh dear God.

If you have not seen that film you are a communist because that film especially when you look at the story behind it, that Ramesh basically changed the entire script from what originally was, and then they did a sequel. But moving on. But my god, how surreal is that if you're in the restaurant and that happens?

And if he does do the lounge thing, and he doesn't do Star Wars, then I'm very disappointed. Yeah, it's one of my, did you see when they did that on the 25th anniversary special? And he did, he did like 15 minutes, and he was that character playing from like a casino and Paul Shaper was there with him.

Oh wow. He almost killed him on Paul Heyman. Yeah, I did.

And Michael Douglas and Catherine's either Jones or in the audience. And so he starts working to crowd. And he walks up to Michael Douglas and he goes, I am such a fan of your father.

You, you're gonna have to YouTube that because it was genius. By the way, did you see the last meme that showed up at Paul Heyman and had him in the picture of the, of the villain from Space Jam? It's like separated it, but I was like, wow.

I have no opinion on this next story. Um, we always do this. You should be prepared for me.

I know, it's just, it's also one of the great songs of our time. There's a Harry Potter spinoff that apparently JK Rowling is writing. And it's gonna be a trilogy for Warner Brothers from the book Fantastic Beasts and where to find them.

It's not a prequel. It's not a sequel. It's just a spinoff.

It's gonna take place seven decades before Harry gets the Hogwarts, which makes it a prequel. No, because it's not about him. No, it's just about the school.

It's just said in that universe. The main characters with a call of mages who all had just named news commander. It's gonna start in New York.

So Harry Potter fans, there's that, that the film he's gonna start in New York or the take our takes place in New York. The story starts in New York. Okay.

So moving new releases in a movie new house release place near you. Man, my English sucks today. Today.

It's been a long couple weeks. Oh, Mattie's joined join this as well. Oh, you kidding me.

Madeline, your username, Maddie got swag. Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no. No, no, no, no.

No, no. No, no, no, no, no. No, no, no, no.

Oh, I legendary with John Cena. Have I seen it? I would, I don't, you know, I could see it, but I don't know how I know how.

I don't know how. That's why I was asking her not to answer that. So overacted.

So wait for his reaction here. Yes. Open it, get a movie theater near you this week.

It's just shaking his head. Captain America, the Winter Soldier, which by the way, overseas has already made $75 million. Early word is, is there a, oh man, that best, best Marvel film so far.

That's what people are already saying. And I really thought this was a risky move. I did too to tell this story because you're getting into stories, 94% unrotten tomatoes right now.

Why did this song? I just, because I could. And I, I would be no, I'm a real diamond fan.

Jewish Elvis. If he, if he came to town, I would go. I love Neil Diamond.

We're about new year. New, New, New, New, New, New. Shut up!

Wow. I think that would be enough. You know, I really don't like Neil Diamond because I don't smoke the newbie.

You don't like Neil Diamond because you don't smoke the newbie. I don't like Neil Neil. I don't smoke the newbie.

I like Neil Young because I, you know, I like Neil Diamond because I'm American. Mark up. This Neil Patrick Harris is going to be next on your hate list.

Yes. And I like Neil Patrick Harris. He doesn't bother me anymore.

Neil, as you can think. He was, he was duty hazard. And a movie that, uh, you have a screen invitation for this next one, sir.

We're Tuesday night. Uh, it's called under the skin. It's scarlet Joe Hansen.

An alien in human form is on a journey through Scotland. Oh, yeah, she. Yeah, she, she was on, uh, she was on Ferguson the other night.

She was talking about this. They also released a still from a new movie. She's got coming out later this year.

Rebecca is one of the, she's like, she's a captive. And she escapes and she's like a batty. Uh, Russ says the catty check restaurant was founded by Bill Murray and his brothers.

And. Yeah. But do we have, I mean, he's, he's got a, the menu range price.

But I want names of ice on that. That's not bad from six bucks to 1790. No, it's not bad at all.

But I want names of on trays and see what they're called. Just see what they're named after. Do they have, do they mix brands and just have a, a fruit dessert called the melon?

You know, they got to have a dessert made with a baby roof. Yeah. Cool.

It's just going through the little guy. Straight. No.

I just, I'm just saying what everybody's thinking. No, she really knows. Another movie coming out.

Dipped in chlorine. Is there a dolly, llama burger? Hahaha.

Could do this all day. Another movie coming out called Strip to my computer. Something a little bit slow.

So I can give you a. Synopsis as the kids like to say. Where do you go?

I see. Did I look this? Do you have enough?

Strip it from me. They did. They took it from me.

I had it. And I don't know what happened to it. It's called the Murray Brothers Candy Shack.

Oh, is it really? Drinking B Murray. Oh, Strip there it is.

It actually comes out Tuesday. It's a documentary about comic strip artists. Oh, okay.

Very interesting. I don't want to put that that far down on the list. I just did.

Also this week, Frankie and Alice. Not what you think it is. So it's Halle Berry.

Stelling scar is guard. Felicia Rashad and Chandra Wilson. It's got a.

You know, it's got Halle Berry and it's, you know, amount. But. Basically, it's, uh, Inspired by the remarkable true story of African American Gogo dancer Frankie with multiple personalities.

So there's that. Oh. She's trying to get another Oscar.

Alan Parches. Now this looks funny. Number two words sir.

Steve Cougan. Oh, they do have a fan. By the way, just.

Just can't check this. Have the double bogey cheeseburger double bogey. Oh, yeah.

Basically, he's a talk show host. A radio talk show host. Who's career is fledgling.

And it's kind of like airheads where they. Somebody takes over the station. And he just happens to be the guy on air when the guy takes the station over.

So it's looked at from that perspective. It looks very, very funny. I've seen the trailer.

Also, Dom Hemingway. This thing looks weird. Jude Law is in this.

He's a larger than life, safe cracker. Basically, he just gets out of prison. And he decides he's just going to live life to the fullest.

Watch the trailer for this. It's very, very strange, right? Uh, Jen, which is a foreign film.

J-I-N-N, which I really do want to see. It's hard for me to explain. You've got to see the trailer.

It looks really cool. Very super natural. Very.

Yeah. Uh, moving that Don saw last week. And we'll have a review up later for this week.

Uh, the unknown known. It's a documentary biopic. We're not really a pocket.

It's more a documentary interview with Donna Rumsfeld. Very interesting. Are you exclusive?

Coming on that. So be prepared. Great job by Donna.

I'm that one. Because he's the only one that saw it. So he kind of had to carry that one.

So also in the blood. This stars Gina Corrano. What else do you need to know?

Oh, it also stars treat Williams and Danny Trejo. So you know, it's going to be action. Oscar Fest there.

And a documentary called The Galapagos Affairs. Satan came to Eden. This is a real strange thing.

And it looks, it looks like something I could watch. Yeah. But it's not going to be a fun time.

Basically, this couple of decides are going to go off the grid. And they go to Galapagos. And all this kind of weird stuff happens that they do when.

Yeah. Watch the trailer. It's a, I saw nothing about trailers.

DVD and Blue Ray. New releases at a DVD or Blue Ray. New place near you.

Disney's pirate ferry. Because we have to take two things that work really well together. And just throw them into a movie.

Have you seen this thing? I've not. It's got to know desire.

It's another one. Things. Rust as he wants to see having this for real.

We are going to be screening that at the Dallas Film Festival. Next week. Very excited about that.

Anchorman to the legend continues. DVD and Blue Ray this week. I'm watching it.

Don't care. By the way, last night's HBO premiere was The Heat. It's on the DVR.

So. Okay. 47 Ronin.

It's Blue Ray. It's Blue Ray. It's one of the biggest.

A lot of less. But you know what? I've talked to a couple of people to see this.

It's really good. Well, I mean, it's enjoyable. What?

It's friend of the show, friend of the show Jim Briggs. I'll say he saw it. He goes, if you don't try to see it as a.

Kimmerese film. Uh-huh. Because the other people in the film are like huge over there.

Well, they're like huge stars. Yeah. They just tried to pitch this as a Kimmerese vehicle when it's not.

Oh, okay. Well, it just suffered the same fate as water world. It was so much money.

We spent on it. It was no way it was going to make it's budget back. And that's what happened here.

Yeah. Maddie says frozen is America. And we live in America.

It's a fair point. It's a fair point. I can't debate that.

Uh, man. Knight's a bad ass to him. Is this, I want to see.

Is, is, is, is film on pain pills. And is she dipping into his status? It's wrong with you, girl.

I love her to death. But Lord. But Knight's a bad ass to him.

Peter Dinklage is in this. That's all I need to know. Yep.

Basically, it's about a bunch of, uh, LARPers who actually get wound up in a really real, real deal. Yes. It looks very fun.

Yeah. It looks a bit warrior. The ultimate collection.

Now that he's on good terms, they can actually do a right one this time. Uh, a movie called The Bag Man. This was that thing with, uh, I just lost it.

John Qsack. A lot of people so very highly of this film was not in theaters. We're very long.

Uh, and apparently you can do a digital download of, uh, the desolation of smell starting today. Oh, really? I saw it on the Facebook on their Facebook feed that you can get it now.

Because it's not due to come out until next week, I believe. Really? Mm-hmm.

So, yeah. Yeah, here it is. Download the Hobbit desolation of smell on digital HD two day.

Uh, so, and what does it come out on DVD? I believe it's next Tuesday. Really?

Mm-hmm. And action, the complete series. I put this in here for me.

This was a series that, uh, boxed it in the 90s. I remember. I remember.

I'm a star, uh, Jay Moore excellent show. Yeah. Very, very good show.

It's true. When he, the dragon. Yeah.

When something like that. And, uh, was the name of the Lena, uh, I can't remember a name right now. Ready?

Leave a heady? No, no, no, no. Leave a horn?

Legendary singer somewhere? No. There.

It's, it's the woman that got really jacked up by, um, the nearest character in Cape Fear. That actress. I can't think of her name.

Hold on. I'm looking it up. Push it.

Please enjoy the soothing sounds of Jimmy Buffett. Well, if fond on those personal favorites, and I don't, I've, have you been able to talk to him lately, sir? Dawn?

Yeah. No. He is saying that there is an addition to his costume for this year's Buffett show.

And, um, honestly, I'm frightened. That's all I'm saying. He said a grass skirt.

I don't know. What's a mermaid costume as it is. So I don't know exactly what he's going to do to it.

Uh, was 1990's on the 2000. Uh, let's see. Well, he had a Douglas.

Hey, that's it. That's it. Yeah.

So, buddy, hack it. I forgot he was in that. He's so great.

And he's in that fear. No, an action. Oh, an action.

So let's do a little tech talk, shall we? If you follow me on Twitter, I guess that Robert, and that is about the ERVIN. I put up a tweet on Thursday.

You, I've now become a fan of serious XM. You know, I enjoy the serious XM. Very, very much.

Welcome. I go to listen online at work because it really wasn't my iPod that day. And by the way, I found out today that the iPod was actually named after the pod bay door.

It was 2001. They had channel 4. Channel 705 online.

Is all one artist. All the time. Limited time only.

I'm figuring probably through the end of the month because there's a CD DVD documentary that they're airing on cable that I have on my DVR and I haven't watched it, but they're releasing on a blue ray with a two disc CD set. Are you ready for this? Mhm.

I don't know who this is. Give it a moment. Oh, okay.

All Billy Joel. All the time. But you know, Buffets got his own channel on their permit.

Yeah. It's state and as does Sinatra. Pearl Jam's got one.

Metallica's got one. The Beatles have one. Elvis has one.

Springsteen's got one. Eminem had one on a feast. No, I don't think he doesn't.

But I read this on the website. Thursday and out. And that's all I'm listening to now.

Yeah. Imagine that. Because they're actually like, you'll get the hits kind of in the loop.

But every once in a while they'll throw a deep cut in there and they put like he does this thing called master class. We'll go to colleges and it's because people think it's going to be a concert and we do play music, but it's all to Q and A. And he goes, I really rather people didn't ask about my personal life like the Christie years, but they do because what makes the show great is the questions feel like, okay, and this song, why did you choose this poor progression?

And he goes sometimes. I just, I don't know. And it makes me look at it.

Like he was talking about how his first four albums with nowhere. And then, heartably. The fifth album had four hits.

And he goes, that's the one thing that kept me on Columbia records. He goes, so here's the deal. Make a couple of albums that you like.

And then put one with four hits on it. And you know how I'm great. Yeah.

It's a great, like his saxophonist did three hours the other day. He just took over the channel. And was telling stories about Billy Joel.

Billy was telling the story that he's got a guy on tour with him right now. That there's a tribute band out there. I can't remember the name of it.

But they would do sound checks for him. And so Billy's backstage. And he's here and he goes, are they out there playing a tape or something?

They're like, no, that's the tribute thing. He's like, no, that sounds just like me. I know how I sound.

That's got to be a tape. And they're like, oh, that's the guy. He hired the guy.

He goes on tour with him now. Because he sounds so much like him that he did this guy can do the harmonies. And it's dead on.

And he's he tell stories like that. Where? And the guy that plays sax for him right now.

This, this blew my mind. They pulled this up. The guy in the, he's, he's doing the show.

He's like, you know, I tour with Billy Joel. But in for 20 years, blah, blah, blah. He goes, but there is one thing that I'm actually known for in the business.

I got a call one day from Peter Gabriel to come to the studio. He was working on an album called So. And I'm like, you have my attention.

And he goes. And I go in there. It's he's in the control room in the producer.

He goes and he hits the talk. But he goes, well, you know, just, just play whatever comes to the mind. And so I played this.

Oh, my God. That's the same guy. Wow.

That was like, You're, you're eeping is cracking. I'm just like, this is the greatest channel ever created in any shape form. Enough, there's nothing better than this.

So, if you're a fan of Billy Joel, even if you're a casual fan. If you have serious XM, go to Channel 4 Channel 705 online. It's great stuff.

Because there's, you'll hear some of the hits, but you'll hear, like, demo versions of it, or previous versions, or live version. You know, he's the only artist to play both Shay and Yankee Stadium. Really?

The only one. And, uh, older than Yankee Stadium. No, old.

When he did the Shay Stadium concert, let me see if I can find it. Because I know you're still getting your list together. So, see, please tell me I have this version.

I have this version of it. Yes. You know the song, this is the time, right?

That he does. I'm going to talk over this, so you can't hear it. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

You know this song, correct? Hmm. This was actually the prom song of the class before I, the year before I graduated.

Rust says the name of the trip he did is big shot. That's who it is. He's right.

He outfondongoed Fondongoed. Do you recognize it yet? Nah.

We'll let it play for a minute, because we've got a couple minutes. I'm ready when you want to go. You know this is quite a guitar.

Sir. What year was this recording? This is the Shay Stadium concert.

From the one that closed Shay Stadium. Okay. 2011.

Was it mayor? Yeah. And they cut to, they cut to interview with him and he goes, That dude can play.

Yes, he can. And I was like, you got the Billy Joel seal of approval, sir. It's all I'm saying.

All right. Street lights on, so let's do this. I could talk about Billy Joel today.

What about yours? You could probably fire a Pac-Man favoring in, because this is all video game related. We end every show with a list.

The page some things back to Chad. Go. You may or may not be in on this.

I know Andrew, you're probably going to give me more feedback on this. But this is, this got a lot of old school stuff in there as well. What are we doing?

Well, it's the top. It's, it's the gaming's biggest epic fails. Ooh.

I found a, I found a list. It was, they called it April fails day, because it was leading up to full day, obviously. And just, I kept coming up on these lists of, of games, consoles, games themselves.

It just tragically tragically flopped. I thought it was kind of an interesting, interesting topic to dive into. Start with number 10.

Number 10, which is always a good place to start on the list. The absolute, utter disappointment. Oh, geez.

I see him over there. Chuckling. I just said, fought.

Don said that. Rust just beat because he's on it. Delagues.

His computer's slow. Is the way overdue completely overhype and completely underdelivered Duke new Comfort ever? Yes.

You ain't kidding. My god. That reminds me if you don't say that one, the one that's in my head, it'll be a, it'll be a, it may be an honorable mention.

I have to get a call from the judges. The guy that wrote that, that put this article together. They said, I was six years old when Duke new Comfort ever was announced.

I was 21. The year was released. You want to talk about something that went through development hell.

And back. This is a perfect example. So much build up.

And this thing was just such a utter disappointment. Just so much hype and just did not deliver it all. Number nine.

This is when you'll definitely remember Rob. The greatness as my tongue is poking through my cheek of Shaq Foo. Uh, 2002 Shaq Foo.

I like it. It's a fighting game for the sake of Genesis. It was terrible.

We didn't have to do tank playing. There's, there's actually a website that exists. Shaq Foo.com dedicated to making the game non-existent.

Wow. Yes. They want to see the thing.

They see those people. Like why? Why were you?

You've got one of the most dominant basketball players in the, let's put him in a fighting game just because he's obsessed with Kung Fu. Pandering. Pandering.

Pandering to make money. Um, number eight. Something that I will be gradually admit to owning.

This because it was one of the only games you could get for this system when it was first launched. Was night trap for the Sega CD. Night trap.

Yes. Could you pretty much put anything? What's your name for light up?

Dana Plano was in that. Yes. I mean, you had pretty much anything from that ilk of full motion.

Video sewer shark. Anyone. So a shark.

You're Lord. The Sega CD baby. I mean, such a end.

It's so sad. Because I think really had potential. It's like we're going to compete with Super Nintendo by God.

No, you're not. I mean, you know, I'll do an honorable mention at the end of this thing. Okay.

Um, number seven. This hurt. Was that reboot they did of Sonic and oh six.

The warehouse. Oh yeah. I mean, there were so many glitches and ways this game was broken.

Like you'd be going through one of the big loop to loop. Stay with literally just stop at the top of the loop upside down. Yeah.

If you want a good laugh, just look up some footage of this game and watch this game. Just completely fall apart in front of you. Uh, number six.

This is more of a, of a system issue. If you all remember this, the Nokia engage. Oh dear.

For you, it was a handheld gaming device that was also a mobile phone. Not what you're thinking of by today's standards. Yeah.

To where whenever you had to answer a call, you had to hold this thing up beside your earlight. And look like you were trying to eat a digital taco. The games on it were awful.

And even though they had some really good licenses attached to it, call of duty elder scrolls. But it just, you got it in a powder point. No, and Nokia took a bath on this thing.

Yeah. This is up against the Game Boy Advance and the Game Boy Advance is just killing it. And it was ridiculously expensive.

Nobody could afford it. Oh yeah. Like, you know, why are you going to Neo Geo?

Yeah. That I never, I never understood it. And I worked for Funko Land whenever the Neo Geo was kind of in its, in its prime.

And I mean, we were buying these things back and selling them for like 300 bucks. The cartridges for the Neo Geo. What?

Yeah. People were paying for it. I don't know if you remember this, Rob.

But me being such a fan of it, software. Considering there are local company. Yeah.

When the two guys that created that company, Pretty, you know, the two brain truss behind it. John Romero and John Carmack. Part of ways.

John Romero started another game studio under the umbrella of Idols called Ion Storm. And he was going to make this game that was just going to change everything called Dikotana. Mm-hmm.

Dikotana was the sword that they were always after whenever they played D&D together when they were brainstorming on gaming sessions for Wolfenstein and Doom and stuff like that in the early days of it. So he was going to make a whole game around this mythical sword. And he took out a full page ad in every major gaming magazine.

And it was just a red page and black ink. And it said John Romero is about to make you his Itch with a B. That was the ad campaign.

Why he didn't? This thing languished in development hell for about a year and a half. And when it finally came out, it sold about 200,000 copies.

Wow. And it was an awful, awful game that just went nowhere. It's like take all the boring stages of Turok.

If you remember Turok in the N64 days and make that the entire game and that was Dikotana. So yeah, you did not deliver on any of the hype that you created for this John. The rest of the list is going to become fairly obvious.

Okay. Number four. Aquaman battle for Atlantis.

This thing, this thing winds up on everybody's top 10 worst game ever lists all the time. And it's always in the top five. That's awkward.

The best part of it was turning it off. I mean, this is a game cube Xbox game and it looked like a playstation one game. It was just terrible.

There's there's nothing to enjoy about it. But as bad as Aquaman was, wasn't nearly as bad as his action comics, Justice League, Compodry, Superman for the Superman 64. For the Superman 64.

It was called Superman 64. For the reason you said it was Superman for the Superman 64. Superman for the game, Superman 64.

On the Nintendo 64. Was it like, was it any good as good as them? Arcade game or, oh, no, no, no.

All you did in this game was fly through rings. Yeah, it was a ring race throughout the whole thing. And Superman was an absolute loss.

It took nothing to knock him out of the sky. No, no, no. He would come to a complete total stop when ever soon as he got into a building.

If he ran into a building, it was like, go around it. What? Yeah.

It was, it was pointless. It was, it was like a fetch quest. But this was a fine side scroller.

Hmm. Well, no, it was first person. Well, third person.

You were behind Superman. And it was just an exercise and frustration. Number two and number one could probably be interchangeable.

Number two. You know what? I got a command.

I got a number one. I got a button number two and number one because of just what it did to the industry. Number two, I will give to Zelda on the CDI.

Oh. You remember this thing? It was the first time Nintendo decided to license their product out to another company.

And Phillips put it on their CDI. The CDI. I forgot about that crappy system.

If this has been the subject of so many internet memes, it's not even funny. The animation, the hand on animation of this game is frightening to look at. What was that?

What was that show that Bruce Willis as a young kid was watching whenever he walked and came to his character and Pulp fiction to give him a watch? Oh, it's a weird thing. It was coming over the actual.

Yeah. That's what this stuff kind of looks like. It was, it was, it was horrifying.

Oh, it was creeped to me out of the kid too. But number one, is there any real debate here? What filled an Arizona New Mexico landfill depending on who you are?

It's hard. It's hard. It's what caused the video game industry crash in 83.

Atari wanted this game done in five weeks, so they could have it out in time for a holiday rush. And Atari thought that people would just buy this game out of either brand loyalty or out of their love for the film. And it resulted in one of the biggest entertainment disasters of all time.

I mean, it killed Atari. Virtually impossible to be. I beat it.

Believe it or not. I beat it. That's right.

Virtually. And it was just trial and error. It was just, again, another exercise in frustration.

Frustration does not equal challenge. Right. Like some game makers like the guys that make Ninja Gaiden or Ninja Gaiden however you want to pronounce it.

Make the game so ridiculously hard. Well, that's just a challenging game. No.

It's just frustratingly hard. Yeah. There's nothing fun about that.

There's nothing fun about throwing my Xbox controller across the room and watching it shatter. Angry birds. Yeah.

I mean, there are so many examples of games like that. You're like, this is not fun anymore. No.

It's just not. This is not a challenge. You just made this thing frustrating.

Do you have anything like Silent Hill 4? Like where you had to like point the mouse cursor thing like in the center of the screen and then it would go and it would walk forward that way and you would look around. I think it was on the PlayStation probably.

I just remember it. It was just so frustrating because I would walk around and I would look around. Like, oh, oh, there's a guy shoot him and then you're like, okay, what do I do now?

Man, just wonky controls bullets to come from off screen that you were you even see the guy that fired the bullet. Yeah. Games like that just drove me up a wall.

Yeah. If you're dying and you don't know why you're dying, that is a bad game. Yeah.

Don't, don't do it just because I don't have any skill to play this game. You're just cheating. At least Oregon trail told me I had dysentery.

Exactly. Did you get into that? Yeah, really.

Um, my mind was, I don't know how you feel with this, the release or suit Larry release. Oh, god. Like that just, that failed.

Yeah. That was a game that when it was in its heyday, it was of its time. And when they were, they tried to reboot it.

And Don does say the Atari 2600 Raiders game too. You can't leave that off. Yeah.

Yeah. I mean, well, it's like you kind of got them both at the same time. I remember I got Raiders any T at the same time.

I'll call you this thing. Yeah. Well, Golden Eye, the remake for the new Nintendo system.

Yeah. Oh, for the Wii U. What was it?

Golden Eye reloaded? Yeah. Terrible.

Well, I really can't say that it was terrible. It just wasn't Golden Eye from the 64. Yeah.

It just wasn't. And the fact that you made Daniel Craig Bond in Golden Eye? Yeah.

No. And plus you had Nicole Shearsinger, but you're in the teen attorney team. No.

No. Not like the him fisted vocal of a Shirley Bassie and Goldinger. Oh.

You don't get with Maddie's saying in the chat room. No, I, I, I get it now. It's some kind of a song.

It, well, yeah, Maddie hasn't seen it yet. Oh, frozen. Yeah, it's from Frozen.

Okay. Total divas. I mean, we behind on that.

So I got to watch last week. She's like, really, really want to know about total divas. She watches it.

I watched the first episode with her a couple weeks ago because I've missed. I've watched it all. Let's do the plot.

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So until next Sunday night, when we're going to be on an hour early, getting you ready for WrestleMania 30. For Chad, for Andrew, for the Empire. I'm Rob.

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