WWE SummerSlam 2012
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I've been high, I've been low, travel down, every single road I've been low, I feel pain
But it's all just a part of the game, and it's able to outback it shit down, there's the pride in the boost
Yeah, just because they never done a skyd nothing to do with you
It is Sunday evening, it is 702 on the East Coast
It is the 19th of August in the year of our Lord 2012
If it's Sunday, and the club houses on the air, that can only mean one of two things, either one we slept through Saturday
Or we are live from Fox & Hound and Richardson Texas, getting ready for another WWE paper view, we welcome you
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This is the club house, my name is Rob, I do a lot of the heavy lifting just because
Well, I just have to sometimes, join me as he does, at least tonight
We make no, we make no guarantees for night of champions, but he is chat, thank you sir
It is, we love doing this, I have more, this is one of the things
The empire is here, we love the empire, what you are hearing right now is the theme for summer slam
By the Kevin Rudolph, it is called don't give up, who will he will be performing this live at summer slam tonight
That alone should be a reason for you to ask him to pick up part of the ticket
Oh my goodness, this could be his time to zombie apocalypse, I'm not saying, I'm just saying
You have heard her mention on the show many many times, joining us tonight
Right in front of me, this is the lovely and talented Mrs. Irvin, this is my wife
We were leaving the house to come here and she was like, so where is it at?
And this would be because I was like, no, I think I want to come up and I was like, this is a great day
I can't look you up like, did I hear that right?
You were there, you were a witness to it, now the empire is now a witness to it
They're all going, wow, she does exist, she's not a figment of your imagination
Someone argued
She's here, and I'm happy, that's all I'm saying
Here's how it's going to work like we normally do, we're going to give you some headlines that we purposely held back the last night's show
Our normal show is Saturday night's at 8 o'clock on the east coast five o'clock on the west coast
We may be on a two week hiatus, I don't know guys
We'll keep it on our Facebook page at the clubhouse podcast and we'll tell you about that
We're also going to run the card for you, we will grade the card for you as it looks on paper
Again, we are at Boxing Hound in Richardson, Texas, if you are in the area come on by
Just west of Central Expressway, go about a block and a half
On Campbell, we're right behind the McDonald's five bucks get you in the door
We saw the price earlier in the pre-show
If you watch this paper view in standard definition at home, it's going to cost you 45 bucks
You'll want it in high definition, it's going to be 55 bucks
Take that extra money, come here to Fox & Hound
And then you're going to be able to get some great food, great drinks
You have to hang out with the Empire
You call it a day step, it's just smart business
I'm just saying
So let's go over some headlines as you know
There is a paper view tonight
Yes
WWE always looking to make more money
Because don't we all, this vincers and have enough
They are apparently currently looking for a TV network
To handle the pre-shows currently airing online
So you're YouTube match tonight
They're actually looking for a television network to carry those things
So they're looking for like a Sunday night heat thing again
Well puts her, well played
I don't get NBC Universal
Why not just let you as they do it?
I should
Maybe they don't want to
Do we need an extra suit's marathon?
Probably
Is covert affairs not getting another fair play?
Is necessary roughness preparing us for the NFL season?
We haven't seen the 50,000, 3 run of NCIS
Or law and order, or any of its iterations therein
I mean they did it on MTV for a while
That was fine combat
I don't get why that don't just put it on the paper view channel
That they're airing the paper view on
Because that's got to be for free for all
Yeah
Why not just do it there
Because that would make sense
And they couldn't get any ad board
I couldn't get extra revenue
That's the thing on a different channel
Exactly
Here's NBC's answer to 60 minutes
Yeah
Getting you ready for a set for
Well no because they're going to do Sunday night football
Yeah
And that pre-shows start to like two in the afternoon
For a 730 game
That's a full bit of investment
You hear the song in the background
One of my personal favorites
He could be on the cards tonight
There are rumors of two matches that may or may not happen
One of whom we know probably will not happen
Because Kevin Rudolph is performing
And by God nobody gets in the way of Kevin Rudolph
Performance
We need that
You're either going to have bonus clay versus Damian Sandal
Really?
He is the savior of the WWE
You know that?
Or
Sincara versus Cody Roads
I think the Empire's made a decision
If you missed the show last night
Apparently WWE is going to be doing a crossover
Animated film with the Scooby-Doo people
We're shaggy in the gang
Investigate a mystery at WrestleMania
And my question was
Of the voice cast listed
They listed Sincara
So I want to know how we're going to pull that off
Is this going to be like a cayenne ty thing?
It can be one of us
And nobody will know any of it
We're all Sincara does is go in
Odd
That's a sound of one hand clapping
Speaking of cartoons and things that are affected there
In Saturday morning slam
Dave used this coming Saturday
August of 25th
Allegedly
We don't we don't have this for fact yet
But allegedly
I don't know why
You know what? I picked a wrong song on the playlist
This was supposed to be Booker T's team
And it wound up Booker T and the MG's
Oh, sorry
I'm not very smart
We don't drug test on this show
Um, Saturday morning slam
Allegedly being hosted by Horne Swaggle
So you know what you're getting so far
Because we're marketing this if the kids
It's our the CW was carrying it right?
Do we need to determine that because that's who you
You have smack downs
Right
Okay
But here's the thing you're going to have one match
No but you should
That was carry
Switches now the CW is it?
Yes
You can and W be merged
And now they're the CW
They did
OK
I've slept since then I'm sorry
He doesn't remember when close encounters comes a really mad, really?
Really?
I told you, you're not going to live it down, sir.
You said not by you, or you just live through your teeth.
I didn't say, I was going to do it all the time.
Just move on.
Just saying.
But here's the thing, you're going to get one original match on Saturday morning's
slam a week that will not air on any of the other programs.
So it's going to be somebody's dark match, but there is now an unspoken rule that any
of the matches featured will not have any moves aimed at the neck like the RKO.
Because they're saying that moves that affect other people's necks are the easiest ones
for kids to emulate.
Really?
How about just telling your kid, hey, you see that, don't do that.
Because no kid has ever put another kid in an arm bar.
I mean, I've been watching professional wrestling since as they say in Texas I was
going to be high to a grasshopper.
My mother made it a point to tell me, anytime it was on the television, son don't do that
in real life.
I mean, I never watched a roadrunner cartoon when, hey, I could strap myself to a firecracker
and I could probably get from here to Tucson on about an hour and a half.
You can, you can, you can, you can deadlift of acne safe and dropping on a bird.
Hey, I'm telling you, the animal is my weapon of choice.
Because you drop an animal on somebody, they're not going anywhere.
I mean, unless they look like an accordion, they're not going anywhere.
Or it just makes an impression of their body and an animal into the concrete.
When I get rich in payments, that's what I'm going to do.
So I'm going to have a room with an animal coffee table and there's going to be two
legs and two arms sticking out of the nose sticking out their front of the deck.
Yeah, oh, that's going to happen.
Your wife's putting the kind of a shot that's going to happen.
Now, that's going to happen.
So I'm my bucket list.
I've been ratified by two thirds of Congress.
And I'm just saying moving on, we talked about Kevin Rudolph performing tonight.
I don't know, do we need the auto tune for that?
No, okay, just then.
WWE Network's shock in the century now being bumped back again.
If you remember, they were going to start WrestleMania Sunday.
Then it was actually bumped originally to today.
But apparently, WWE now sending out surveys for the about what people want to see in the
continuation of classics on demand, which by the way, you first cancel because they were
waiting for the network and it hasn't come back yet.
They are now saying 2013 for the network.
Does this thing see the light a day by the time Shane demands kids running the company?
This thing's not going to see the light a day because according to the minds, we're
all going to be going to December anyway.
Just saying.
I don't understand why it's taking these guys so long.
They even hype in this thing for what three years now.
Well, really, the hype really started probably about a year ago, and this should be
showing the ads for it.
Because wasn't it right around Survivor Series, well, they were hyping it on television,
but they've been talking about it publicly for a while.
Want to say congratulations to a guy currently in NXT because if you listen to the show last
night, FCW is no more.
FCW is now officially NXT.
The name Florida Championship Wrestling does not exist.
It changed the name of the Twitter feed and everything.
There's a guy there by the name of Xavier Woods, fans of TNA might know him as Consequences
Creed, congratulations to him.
He is one 20 page paper away from his Ph.D., never would have figured that.
I like the guy.
He's got a lot of talents.
I thought the tag team with him and Jay Leithle was great.
Truth or consequences, I think I'm going to let you or a huge Jay Leithle mark too.
To bait the greatness of the game, I don't know, I can't.
We start live as we mentioned earlier tonight as it gets we mentioned three things
comes full circle.
Pretty much for every chance we get we mentioned that.
You are listening to Clubhouse.
We are live at Fox and Hound in Richardson, Texas.
If you are within the area come on by just west of Central Expressway on Campbell Road,
we do every paper view here.
Five bucks gets you in the door.
Tell him you know us it's only going to cost you five bucks to get in the door.
That alone, huh?
Exactly.
Just that.
That's the password to get you in for five bucks.
Or it could get you tased.
Or they might charge you 10 if you tell them you don't want to.
Perfect.
Don't mention you know us.
We might get tamed.
That's true.
That wouldn't be the first time though, I'm just saying.
Just west of Central Expressway on Campbell Road, right behind the McDonalds, get up here.
We've got both rooms.
I am very proud of how much this thing has grown in the last six months alone.
Yeah.
Let's say if you weren't here for WrestleMania.
Good night.
Still doing a roof repair.
I think they're still, I think you're so people here from WrestleMania.
But, uh, up, there goes the marks.
Not to say.
That took a whole 12 seconds.
I love the fact that he has the no chance shirt now.
It just makes me happy.
So we have a mongo-mic Michael sighting.
No.
We really do.
Just let it happen.
One of these days we're going to get smart enough to record that so we can play it during
the regular show.
This is all aggro about it tonight too.
We do have a mongo-mic Michael sighting.
He is running for the mayor of Romeoville, Illinois.
Now start your no chance.
Horseman.
Just saying horseman.
Spare horseman.
But see, here's something I didn't know.
Besides that.
Apparently he is currently the head coach of the Chicago Slotter.
Of the professional indoor football league, which is the same league locally as the
Alan Ranglers.
Oh God.
It's the same league that CEO played in my stream.
God heaven.
If you have a team in Chicago, do you really want to name on the slaughter?
I'm just saying.
Kind of sitting.
Chicago is trying to get away from that pit aren't they?
Yeah, and you're all kind of setting yourself up for bad headlines every time you lose.
So if mongo pulls this off, this flare run from Mayor of Charlotte.
Would it surprise you?
He's got his own lottery tickets.
Flair has his own lottery tickets.
If you live, I don't know if they still haven't, but at one point if you played scratch off
lottery in North Carolina, they had Ric Flair lottery tickets in North Carolina.
You know you've arrived when you're on a lottery ticket.
If you could scratch three, woo!
You'll now owe us $10,000, just like Flair.
I think he owes a little bit more than that.
If you match two, you get your next divorce paid for by this thing.
So he just, everybody's dying to be the next Jesse, the body of Intura, I guess.
They had a fake Jesse on Bob and Tom the other day.
It's pretty funny.
Oh God, doing this conspiracy.
Controversial.
Okay, so this next story, I've been waiting.
I've been holding on to this story for like a month.
And I don't know if we, do we talk about this on the show?
Well, you kind of danced around it a little bit because you really couldn't talk about it about it.
About a month ago, I got an email from a company here in the North Dallas area,
who asked me to be a beta tester for an iPhone app.
So I said, sure, I'll come to your office there and they wrote me a check.
I'm not going to lie.
I said, nice little check for 45 minutes worth of work and they showed me the app.
And I, you know, I mess around with a little bit, see what it could do, see what it couldn't do,
gave them suggestions, tied it into the show, because I'm slightly self-promotey.
And you know, September is a blatant self promotion month.
It is.
It is true story.
We don't pop up videos.
Okay, so it must be true.
I was told I couldn't talk about it until it actually was released.
I can talk about it now.
It was a beta tester for the WWE app that is available for the iPhone.
I believe it's also a void available on the Android marketplace.
It's free.
If you don't have it, it's free.
I am very impressed by this thing.
It's very, very cool.
It's got separate areas for raw and smack down.
And then there's also an area for breaking news.
But of course, you know, it's for WWE breaking news.
The story that was on there was Sean Michael and his broken arm.
As Steven can tell you, it's not broken.
Because he saw him take off the kick.
There are people here that still pay.
They're still real.
They're still real.
I'm gay.
I'm gay.
I'm gay.
I'm gay.
I'm gay.
I like it.
You know, one of the suggestions I have in it that are probably going to do for the next release is have
stuff for like a summer slam section of it.
Because right now, summer slam is a separate app.
Yeah.
That you can buy.
I don't think it's free to.
Yeah.
But check it out.
If you're a WWE fan, check out the app.
It is free.
You don't have to be on a Wi-Fi connection.
It's not that big that you can, you can download it if you're on a 4G or 3G network.
I really impressed with it.
It's got a legend section.
It's got the whole thing.
And it's really interactive.
You can actually watch clips of East Superstars highlights.
Oh, nice.
It's really well done.
You downloaded it.
But you haven't had a chance to check it out yet.
Well, I can't download it.
Oh, that's right.
Because you have the iOS.
Yeah, you can have it at least.
I always five to run this thing.
Which I do.
Which I don't.
That's how I get down.
But seriously, check it out.
I really, I'm really impressed with this.
A big boss man's on right now.
I'd love to see it running on an iPad.
That's.
I saw the iPad version of it.
It did show me the iPad.
That's probably what you made the test.
They did it online.
No, I was an iPhone.
Oh.
Because the iPad app wasn't fully complete yet.
But she did.
The lady did show me what it would look like with just still images on the iPad.
And it looks gorgeous.
Does anybody here have an iPad with them?
I would like an iPad if someone wants to give me one.
I'm just saying.
You're on sale right now.
I don't know the thing.
16 gig iPad 3 for 349.
They're available right now.
Micro center.
It's just right down the road.
Got that falling on my back pocket.
I know you do.
That's why I said it.
No, that's a lie.
I did not have that.
And by the way, I did some math.
Congratulations to you this upcoming week.
What does this make?
Actually, no.
You passed your 90 days.
Yeah.
Well, play it, sir.
Thank you, sir.
You have now made 90 days.
Which means you've now made 90 days.
You're almost at 120.
No, these people are looking at me like, what does he done in the last 90 days?
No, he's he.
She had works for my company.
Not my company, but the company I worked for.
And based it like the first 90 days is it is the toughest time and you've done that, sir.
So congratulations on that.
I get my 10 now.
I give you the dot my die cook, which you already have a drink.
Actually, it's in.
So, as we know, Summerslam for the about the last.
What?
Five years has been at the Staples Center in Los Angeles, California, which is where it will be tonight.
But not next year.
Maybe.
Allegedly, at this point, Summerslam 2013, which won't happen,
because according to the minds, we're all going to be gone anyway.
MSG.
We're going back to New York with Summerslam next year.
Which didn't make a lot of sense today.
But it's the same remember, this is the 25th anniversary of Summerslam, which is mean this is not Summerslam 25.
Yeah.
I just, when I think Summers, I think of a West Coast state.
There is one small problem.
The venue itself.
Yes.
Did I just yodel that?
Yes.
There's some major renovations going on in MSG right now.
And they're not sure if Madison Square Garden is going to be ready next year for Summerslam.
Wow, that must be major.
It's a year away.
But here's the other thing.
They're also saying that they want to do, because as we know,
WrestleMania 29 will be at the metal lands in New Jersey.
But they're saying they want to do the Hall of Fame in MSG.
But if the renovations aren't going to be available for WrestleMania,
yeah.
For Summerslam, they're not going to be ready for WrestleMania.
It's going to be the other way around, sir.
Well, you know, WrestleMania happens first.
Well, no, we're saying that if it's not going to be ready for Summerslam,
it's obviously not going to be ready for WrestleMania.
But that's what I'm saying.
Yeah.
But they're saying that this is going to be the last year, at least until two years,
for Summerslam to be at the Staples Center.
WrestleMania, alright, Summerslam access apparently going very well.
They had a great turnout.
They said this weekend.
They had the announcements about, more than over 24 hours ago,
of the entire roster for WWE 13, the video game.
Got it.
If you would like the list, listen to last night's show.
We can't go back over it again.
It is actually titled, Rob references things multiple times all the time.
There's something of its own.
I don't have it on my screen right now.
We are live.
You are listening to the clubhouse.
Normally, we are your one-stop shop for all things,
entertainment and sports.
But since tonight is a paper view, we're going to combine the two.
Our normal show is Saturday nights at 8 o'clock on the East Coast by the clock on the West Coast.
Thank you, Steven, for joining us last night for the show.
Bring in the funny as usual.
Also joining us, of course, are the official fact checker of the clubhouse.
You make sure that corrections doesn't take very long.
Dawn Ford.
Well, he was on the ball last night too.
He always is.
I'll be honest with you, we weren't.
Now is the time in the show as we are live from Fox and Hamilton Richardson.
Texas, make sure you come join us.
$5 gets you in the door.
And they are starting to cover pool tables.
That's right, that's a good sign.
More members of the Empire showing up by the minute.
We have both sides, so don't freak out if you walk into one room.
There's a lot of people.
Just go to the other side.
We have gotten to the point now that we have to take up both sides.
Both private rooms.
And again, I say private room because this is a private room.
This is just for us.
It's how we get down.
It is time now for us to rate the car.
Now, right, the car, at least run the car.
Because the car officially begins on paper view in 36 minutes on YouTube in six minutes.
Your YouTube match tonight is for the United States title.
Santino Morella versus a man representing America.
Antonio's Cesaro.
So you've gotten Italian and a sweet fighting for the US title.
I'm sorry.
And Italian via New Jersey.
Should this not be for the European title or something?
Bring the euro title back up.
You know what?
That's how you book Antonio's Cesaro.
He wins it.
throws it in the trash and brings back the European title.
Because Stephen, what was his bit in our OH?
Very European Claudio Castignoli.
And do that.
Do that now.
Now, I don't think Santino drops the belt tonight because not to this guy.
It's on YouTube if nothing else.
But Antonio Cesaro, this is a guy that deserves a push.
He was one half of one of the greatest tag teams I've ever seen called the Kings of Wrestling.
With that knockout kid Chris Hero who now is Cassius Ono who made still debut before Seth Rollins.
That's it.
It's great.
Why is Tyler Black not on television?
Just saying.
Opinion, sir.
Well, I took a sip of my tasty beverage.
About this match.
That's what I'm asking.
That's a YouTube badge.
What more do you really need to know?
Nobody's.
But it's still Santino Morello.
Yeah, but he's been really get it to a YouTube badge.
The greatest US champion for all of the times.
Oh, they're time.
You get lead.
You get lead.
You get see a hunky talk man earlier.
The inventor of the hunky meet that.
The hunky.
Or as he called him, the hunky donkey man.
Hunky don't get mad.
I don't know.
This match will pass without anybody really noticing or probably caring.
I think somebody.
Somebody in the room is going to watch this match.
They're going to give us the result of this match while we're on the air.
It happens every month.
See Steven's already ready.
Of course.
No divas match on the card.
No, not just they did interview Layla a little bit earlier.
But wait.
But wait.
There's no divas match scheduled.
That was point.
And this is summer slam after all.
You honestly think there's not going to be some sort of a bikini related thing going on here.
Huh?
But would you put it past them?
I'm sorry.
You said divas and bikinis and you lost me.
I'm sorry.
But the attention span of a nap.
I'm sorry.
Exactly.
Okay.
King versus.
You had to pull the pin on the grenade.
I had to do it sooner or later.
It's on the card.
I have to mention it.
Yeah.
And you had to go cane versus and then step away.
Because I didn't have to say anything else.
Just in a neighbor.
Yeah.
It's part of the atmosphere.
See now you're feeding it sir.
He told me no.
It's part of the atmosphere right here at Fox and Hound.
You don't want to watch this at home.
I'm telling you.
This is the place to be for WWE pay for views because it is nonstop entertainment all the time.
And this.
And the Empire agrees with you.
It's on saying.
When you're the smartest man alive, people recognize it.
So.
So I need to reiterate the best for you to make a prediction.
Yeah.
Are you good with it?
Just go.
This be your.
This would be the match.
Everybody was okay.
Yeah.
I just don't know what could come from this match.
I guess cane's working face now.
I guess.
I mean he's been kind of tweening for the last couple of paper views.
A lot of these guys are doing at this.
Just go around.
There's a lot of tweening going on.
We have Chris Jericho versus Dolph Ziegler.
Another example.
I think this is going to be a good match.
This might be match at the night.
No, no, no talking as far as tweening goes about just
Straddling that line between face and heel.
Because Jericho's been doing that big time.
Jericho's full blown face now.
There's no doubt in my mind.
You have to work for one face now.
Never thought I would live to see that day where he would go full blown face again.
Again.
Again.
You thought that he would never ever work face again.
Yes.
We know that Jericho has no date scheduled with WWE past tonight.
The Fuzzy Tour is finally happening that America has clamored for.
Oh, one of them.
I don't know.
They'll probably play fairgrounds.
That's a say.
Taxes play fairs coming up next month.
Burger joint openings.
Almost they're going to go to Adafoil.
At least at us.
They have three years in a row.
But you almost think that Jericho has to win this match.
Where there's much noise as they have made about him not being able to win the big one.
But he's on his way out the door, basically.
I mean.
But if you let him win the match, it closes out the program.
Yeah.
Well, at least it's not for it.
And Ziggler can go back for a strap either.
So Ziggler can go back to feuding with the Brooklyn Brawler or some bigger.
Again.
Swagger again.
Swagger who we haven't seen on TV in about a month.
I don't know.
But to that.
And see that's the other problem.
I think that a Ziggler Jericho program, I think, has the potential.
But if you're not going to have him on the show after tonight.
How do you view this guy?
I don't know.
That's about to say Orton just came back.
So there you go.
That's not a bad idea.
I'm kind of okay.
But you know, he's still got the briefcase.
What do you say?
What?
Who?
Oh.
George.
Okay.
But you couldn't have their matches on Saturday morning.
He can't keep that needle out of his arm done.
Wow.
He's a junkie.
That's Chad.
I'm Rob.
Intercontinental Championship on the line.
The Miz versus Ray Mysterio.
And a match that has blockbuster written nowhere on it.
Match I can't wait to sleep through.
Give me a divas match over this.
I don't know.
I mean, the IC titles on the land,
Ray's held this belt twice now.
Yeah.
You got to kind of give it to the Miz here.
Because they've done nothing with him.
I'm keeping that being nothing, sir.
Well, I'm not a fan of his anyway.
He has been given good things,
Carmichael.
For the last decade now.
Yeah.
But he's not giving him anything.
Yeah.
But he has done nothing on television for what?
For how long now?
Well, because he was off filming the Marine home front.
Looks for that in a blockbuster video near you in the spring of 2013.
The week after it airs and theaters for a weekend,
which we needed about as badly as a Kevin Rudolf concert.
Hey, maybe he could open for do the premiere of that film.
Kevin Rudolf?
Yeah, why not?
It's a match made in heaven, sir.
Yeah.
Someone's a version of it.
And Fuzzy could co-headline.
Hey.
Why you coming down in Fuzzy so bad?
I'm at least giving him state fairs.
You know?
I give him the Gypsy T-Room.
The Gypsy T-Room.
Is it still open?
I swear I was going to rob that.
Yeah.
I'm a man.
I'm 40.
I don't come down in yourself.
You're about to turn 43.
I'm just saying.
David's joined us.
Go to see a Misty's here.
Did you see it?
Did you see it?
Did you see it was here?
No.
Okay.
Jaws dropping all over the room.
Oh my god.
My wife's changing the locks on the house.
You are listening to the clubhouse.
We are live at Fox and how the Richardson Texas for the WWE SummerSlam live pre-show.
We do this every paper view.
14 times a year.
We are here.
Or at least one of us.
Yeah, that's true.
That's true.
We haven't missed one now.
That's a show.
We haven't missed one.
We're all tattooing championships on the line.
Kofi Kingston and Archruth was a little Jimmy.
Versus I put that on there.
You actually typed that on here.
Versus the prime time players.
Tightest O'Neill and Darren Young without AW.
Uh.
Apparently CM Punk waited on the AW thing and wasn't real nice to put it.
Who is he in favor of?
He's saying he deserved to be fired.
Oh, did he?
And apparently AW links some link about CM Punk.
That probably wasn't real good either.
We just can't play nice anymore again.
I'm saying that the titles change hands tonight.
The prime time players are on a monster push.
If you can copy for a tag team, that's a monster push.
So does this little Jimmy cost them the match?
That would be good.
If Archruth just tripped in like he'd written the ropes and tripped on midair and
playing it on Little Jimmy.
Just like Little Jimmy takes a bump and then loses his mind.
And then serve five or series.
It's Archruth versus Little Jimmy in an empty arena match.
No, I think somehow Kofi Kingston knocks over Little Jimmy.
And Archruth goes position.
You don't think that.
Who seems not just nerd.
The song doesn't look like a speech impediment.
Somebody would hair lip his thing in it.
I just I think that the I mean as well.
I'm okay with anybody holding the tag belts as long as it's not Tyler Rex and
Kurt Hawking.
Yeah, I create you there.
Outside of those two.
And if you didn't watch SmackDown yet, you don't know what I'm talking about.
And you need to see what they're doing with these two.
Or do you really?
Oh.
I just.
That's that's family entertainment kids.
That's that's PG.
Well, it's.
Take the G off it.
It might be closer.
But I'm saying the tag belts change hands tonight.
Yeah, I'm saying it.
I'm saying it.
Prime time players.
New WWE tag team champions.
Because I am the smartest man alive.
I'm just saying.
In your opinion.
Hey.
Call Dwight Howard eight months ago.
Call Docho Sinko.
The day they signed him.
Just numbers don't lie.
Good.
Copyright ESP.
Don't encourage him.
Don't.
That's why.
That's why.
God, I'm losing my will to live.
We got you covered.
Got you back.
Don't say.
World heavyweight title.
Not on the line.
Then on the line.
And not on the line.
Now back on the line.
She aim is facing Alberto Del Rio.
Surely this title does the change hands too.
It might and don't call me Shirley.
I knew that was going to be very much.
I said that.
I'm not sure if he is.
I'm here all week.
Try the feel.
Um.
I almost think she aim is holds on tonight and takes it to night at Champions.
And that's where Alberto Del Rio is.
Wasn't it?
Isn't that where Alberto won it last year?
Didn't he win at night at Champions?
You see the gear is turning in Don's head.
That's September is night at Champions.
Yeah.
September is your night at Champions.
Which was supposed to be here and it's not.
I mean, Shamus has held that title for how long now.
Was it a elimination chamber when he won it?
I think so.
Come on, Don.
That's on you.
That sounds like Wikipedia.
I can't say the word.
But he's held that belt for a minute now.
I want to say it was at a elimination chamber.
I think it's time.
Yeah.
But we each.
Every belt can't change hands here.
Yes, they can.
And I'm okay with that.
Let's face it.
No belt is due to change hands as much.
Well, no.
It's not every belt will change hands.
Because apparently the divis belt is on the line.
Every belt that not every belt can be changed.
No, I'm saying every belt that's being defended on this.
Because no belt is due to be changed.
Hands more than this next one.
And your main event.
In my opinion and has been stated online will be the triple threat match for the WWE Championship.
The current champion CM Punk takes on John Cena and Frenchy.
Oh.
Who wound up standing tall at the end of RAW?
Nobody.
Nobody.
Because remember this, that's not how RAW ended.
Oh, you didn't make it a whole plate.
No.
I didn't do it.
This part did not close RAW.
It was the whole Lesnar Triple H thing.
Oh, yeah.
The contract signing.
Which because, you know, in professional wrestling contract signings always go well.
Which oddly enough, that match is not on this run sheet.
Oh, yeah.
We need to add that.
Sorry.
That'll be the main event.
I just realized that.
I was very tired.
I actually know.
No knock against you, my friend.
But.
Rumor has been.
That Cena is due to win tonight.
And the room polarizes again.
That that's the reason they put him in the match at.
Of the money in the bank because they put him in the title match because they were just going to have them win at the major.
Hmm.
And so is that you think is going to walk out with this thing?
I do.
I don't know.
I'm almost leaving a more towards show walking out with this thing.
I'd like to see Frenchy win.
I just, I just don't like what they're doing with his, with his character right now.
But he's been pushed so hard ever since he.
And memo to WWE.
If you're going to sell Frenchy shirts at your shows, sell him in a double X.
I'm not saying.
I'm just saying.
But some friends in the show that we're at RAW,
tried to get a Ziegler shirt in a double X and they didn't have them.
I'm just saying.
Oh gosh.
Yeah.
The broke kick to Daniel.
I thought he walked in with the belt.
But it was Daniel Bryan that walked in with the belt in 18 seconds.
Right.
Do I watch these shows?
I think we were kind of allegedly watched these shows.
We were caught in the moment of the night.
And then your actual main events.
I don't have to take it.
Triple H, Brock Lesnar.
I still think this should be Paul Hayman and Triple H.
Ponytail versus Ponytail.
Only if only of Hayman loses.
Anemic Poodle tail.
He's got sticking out of the back of his head.
I think my iPhone is taller than Ponyman's Ponytail.
And then much better shade at ballot point.
That's the guy whose hairline isn't receding.
It's retreating.
It's just giving up.
Allegedly Sean will not be there.
Right.
He might be hunting somewhere.
You never know.
He could be hunting rabbits.
That's all I'm saying.
You did not.
That would make that show the Gritty Show of All Time.
Sean Michaels MRA.
If he would show up dressed like Elmerfoot just one time.
And they did what him and the other guy did.
What's opera doc.
Then I'd be happy.
This is your husband talking.
She knows.
We've met.
Have you?
I was going to introduce you later.
Okay.
Got that cover, sir.
Appreciate your assistance.
What are you thinking on this match, sir?
Again, it's just one of these things.
I just want the storyline to either move forward or end.
What does our fact check now?
Tell Rio won them run one to belt last year at SummerSlam.
Not at night at Champions.
Okay.
But again, either for a motion or kill the aim.
Here are the reports.
I am reading.
From unnamed sources inside the organization.
Yeah, that's those usually most reliable.
Kind of like to do it on the newsroom that was revealed last week as the
informant.
Got it.
It's good show.
Got nothing.
One more episode after tonight.
A lot with one last two episodes tonight.
Game of Thrones.
That chance does not cut up on.
Watch point episode.
Just say it.
What I am hearing is that Lesnar's going to win because Triple H winning
does not further the storyline of Lesnar.
Lesnar's already job and if Lesnar jobs again, it kind of hurts the credibility
of the character.
And I can see that.
And H doesn't need the win.
No, he really doesn't.
Just don't let there be shenanigans where Sean ends up super kicking him.
And then we have to do that whole bit again.
But why else do you have Sean involved in this?
Allegedly.
Allegedly.
You know he's going to be just saying.
It's not be completely retarded.
Just saying.
That this is the main event of Summerslam.
It's it's almost like Lesnar has to win because he's the guy that's under contract
and so WrestleMania for five million dollars and they're pushing him to the moon.
I still like the theory that Coronado that picture put up on Facebook the other day.
What's that?
It was a Photoshop picture of Hayman, Lesnar, CM Punk.
Who was the other Kevin Nash?
All in NWO shirts.
Good.
I'm on board with that.
I don't care if it's the NWO.
I'm okay with.
Bring back the dangerous alliance.
This place would come on glued.
I would come on glued.
Bring back the dangerous alliance.
And we just had the DX resolution.
Resolution resolution resolution resolution.
They passed the law for DX.
So it happened there.
Yeah.
Okay.
We'll call me a reunion.
That's what I would call that.
Yes.
Thank you for pointing out my mistake.
I'll make a fight.
Help me help you.
That's all I'm saying.
Super kick.
You have to be able to kick that eyes.
Would you like me to sit with us kindergarten chairs?
We just move on.
I'm waiting on a prediction.
I've already made mine.
Oh, cheese.
This is how I'll just want.
We have a new US champion.
Antonio Cesaro who can say one word in five different languages.
I'm telling you.
On Raw, dump that title and bring back the Euro title.
Do it.
Do it.
Do it.
Do it.
Why can't we just call him Claudio Castan.
That's all I want him.
I say bring Devari back and have him take him on.
You have to find him first.
David could find him.
Hey.
That's this.
That's a separated birth to him.
He did it himself.
I thought it was a Jeff Dunham character.
No, say that one.
I said bring Devari back.
Because if he.
Yes, he.
People would know who David was.
If he actually would make it to a show on a Saturday night.
I'm just saying.
Okay.
So we are 15 minutes away from this paper view.
Call your local cable or satellite provider unless you are here at Fox and Hound.
I mean, if you want a DVR, I'm not here to judge you.
I'm just saying.
Pay five bucks here instead of paying 55 at your house.
That's your boy talk.
Five bucks.
I'm going to fix something to get my food on here in a minute.
The food here is awesome.
I love it.
Although I now have to.
I'll turn my menu choices.
That maybe why she's here.
But no.
The lovely and talented Mrs. Irvin does not police the die.
I know.
She merely instituted it.
That's that.
There's a difference.
She trusts me enough to know to make the right choices serve.
I just find it.
Except to when I leave frozen foods in my 110 degree car per seven and a half hours.
And turn to putting into a souffle.
So we're in triple digits in the other room.
I'm just hearing series from my sources.
Yes.
From your sources.
I love this.
You obviously in the clubhouse live right now at Fox and Hound and Richardson Texas.
Come out and hang out with us.
Our normal show Saturday night at eight on the east coast five on the west coast.
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If you missed last night's show live.
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I looked.
It's there.
You can also get our show in your portable device.
I am also being told that the new website will be ready this week.
Thank God.
Richard's done a great job.
We're going to have a brand new URL.
It will be the clubhouse podcast.com.
What was that look for today?
So bookmark it now.
So when it happens, you'll be ready for it.
The new website looks great.
Yes it does.
As does the new grace descending website.
Which I designed.
It's pretty awesome.
Thank you very much.
Just locate that shoulder pet himself on the back for that one.
I have a little hand scratcher thing.
Okay.
Okay.
So 13 minutes away.
Right.
The card as it is on paper.
I give it a strong B minus.
That's the best rating.
You've given in three or four paper.
We've actually got some entry going on here.
So I'm interested.
And it's a major.
That kind of helps the great.
I'm going to do a solid B.
Just a basic B flat B.
Yeah.
That's what I'm going with.
It's a major.
And I was fairly entertained by WrestleMania this year.
Yeah.
Fairly.
Well, there was a good WrestleMania.
But I think the company involved.
I think made WrestleMania better.
I mean, we had a great crowd right here.
Fox and hand.
And you don't want to.
You don't want to miss it.
It really is.
The atmosphere here is great.
You really get that live event.
Atmosphere.
The people are into it.
Having a good time.
Yeah.
And it's kind of created kind of a family atmosphere.
Yeah.
Everybody get to know everybody.
We see each other once a month.
We funded.
Good times for being had by all.
That's all I'm saying.
You have 11 minutes to go.
So let's do the plugs in.
Start to tear this thing down so we can enjoy this paper view.
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Again, put the word podcast at the end of it.
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You can follow this show on Twitter.
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Yes.
That Rob Irvin.
That is spelled ERVIN.
I am at Chad N.P.G.69.
Steven Zimmerman.
That S.P.Z.
34.
David.
David would have to spell his.
Just ask him.
Because I will get it wrong.
I promise you.
Charlotte Parker on Pinterest.
The lovely and talented Mrs. Irvin does not have Twitter.
But she is also on Pinterest.
No.
She does not do Pinterest yet.
I'm about to say.
When did you start doing Pinterest?
I live with the woman.
I don't even know she is on Pinterest.
And you say you know her.
At one time I did.
The side hair came from Pinterest.
Charlotte, are you friends with Charlotte on Pinterest?
Because Charlotte is now on Pinterest as well.
The lovely Mrs. Wormick and the David Mrs. Irvin.
We are just going to anybody else want to plug anything.
Because we have got 10 minutes.
The day I see David on a town.
Montage.
That is what your TV blows up.
That is only when we watch Mission Impossible films.
I am afraid to read that movie.
Because goes protocol blew up by receiver.
Awkward.
Make sure you do all that good stuff.
Join us.
Maybe you are not this week.
We may be on hiatus.
For sure.
September 15th.
Or when we back here for Fox and Hound for night of champions next month.
I want to say September 16th.
Or show me the app right now by the way.
The app is sharp.
It's got a live Twitter feed going with people checking in.
It's part of the whole Ryan Reckton.
And barbed wire is now featured on it.
Thank you very much.
That is the Empire taking care of business.
So follow his lead everybody.
So until next time we talk.
For Chad.
I am Rob.
The clubhouse is close, Brittany Palmer.
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