The Clubhouse – Episode 43

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Good morning!
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It is 702 on the East Coast.
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It is the 7th of July in the year of our Lord 2012.
It is season 3 at the so 43.
And it is the season finale of season 3, the clubhouse is live on the air.
We appreciate you listening no matter how you listen, whether you are alive right here
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We're just glad you're here.
My name is Rob and we will know within the next 48 hours if I fixed my own pool.
I'm nervously anticipating if this works and if not my water bill is going to be extremely
high for no reason.
Joining me across the desk as he does each and every week, as we wrap up our third year on
the air, he is a man who is wearing his dark crystal donkey Kong matchup t-shirt.
He is chatting.
We're on your side.
No, you're off to my left.
We are on your right because that's a very inside reference, well placed great news, but
that's going home out of the hospital today.
Your dad has been in the hospital now for 11 days or knee surgery, we wouldn't saw him
on Friday.
He was hit the pain killer sport not running through his veins anymore.
Dear God.
He was good.
Your lovely wife was a British descent who apparently does not know the song more
today than yesterday is in the room.
Russ has joined us as well.
That's a long story.
If you're with me on Facebook, you know what happened.
As we said last week, a full room tonight, we're going to start immediately to Chad's
left.
Friend of the show, great friend of everybody in this room, we do enjoy his company.
He is Clay Harrison.
And now, welcome back sir.
Thank you.
It's been way too long.
Thank you for having me.
To his left.
He is legendary.
There are small tribes and the mountains of South America that have been singing songs
about him for the last three days.
He is a guy that I've had an idea on something he can help with, but he doesn't know it yet.
He is Devon Pike.
Wait a minute, where's my, didn't I order a latte?
Where's my macchiato?
Damn polistas.
Rob Irvin?
Sir.
By the way, and what you left out in that lovely intern will get, actually,
I do want to, I'm going to steal the show from you because to my left, one of the guests
from last week's show and a local director and producer, craft services, cable guy, Gaffer,
Gaffer.
Don't forget Gaffer.
First balacari of the Hall of Famer.
Absolutely right.
Jason B. Jason, it's good to see you again man.
And out of the five people in this room, hands up, who celebrated a birthday this week?
I did.
Sixty percent of the show today.
Sixty percent of the show.
Happy Ragnarok to you boys.
And to you, sir.
Of course, we all three of our cover photos on Facebook match according to it.
I was a little late, but I got it done.
But I did also find that I had the PPP America picture on my, I got to repost that.
PPP America, bitches.
Love it.
Love that meme.
Let's get to, we always start the show with corrections.
We've only got one.
We were talking last week, which ended up being the title of the show, which was come
with me if you want to pee.
We talked about the Run-P app, which AMC now has built into their app, which was invented
by Carson Palmer's brother Jordan, I believe, is his name, which if you just tell
it what movie you're seeing, it tells you the best times that you can go to pee during
the movie.
And we were wondering, because you're not supposed to use your phone in the movie,
if it alerts you, it does.
It gives you like, there's like a countdown clock and I think I'm like two minutes
and then it's like you get a text message telling you, okay, that time to go to pee.
You probably only want to get that one, so you wind up at the guy in the sky, fall
at the chat almost punched on the face.
Well documented on the show.
Should have done it.
I wanted to.
No court would have conveyed to you.
You're probably right.
I'm talking every two minutes this guy was on his phone.
Yeah, I got so sick of seeing you.
Nobody is that important.
That's what I'm saying.
And I guarantee you he was checking college football scores.
I can almost go.
I was no member, wasn't it?
Yes.
But he was also text message.
There was texting going on.
Maybe he was checking with his bookie.
I don't know.
This drama will contain adult language and partial nudity.
So, Mr. discretion is advised.
Is this not a shield?
No, this is the shield.
I'm just here for the nudity.
Some bitch would have gotten a face full of this sincerely.
I mean, did you just see the luck chat given as he walked by to grab the manager?
It was a beautiful moment.
I mean, I'm just like, before we go any further, we have to, we have to, we have to.
Before we go any further, we have to set a,
a tendency record real quick.
If you checked our Facebook page a couple of weeks ago,
someone very close to the show, friend of bars, who's actually here.
And Zip, if you let him borrow your mic.
This is official.
Fact checker of the show.
Fun, don, go.
We know him is Don Ford.
He still doesn't get a microphone.
What's up with that exactly?
I'm a laundry.
Because he never gave it back.
Wow.
Don, first of all, we want to let everybody know you are fine.
Yes, I'm fine.
That's all that matters.
He's good.
Back insurance on Facebook here in a little while.
Dad are going to reflect on what he's been going through
for the last couple of days.
There was an apartment fire where he lives.
And six apartments were effected.
And I've seen the pictures, Dude law is just about everything.
frustration standing.
Often, but, youw down of his tastular stuff, though, what's the deal with that exactly?
Still less, more power.
It was anити, it was an revolt.
It was an Abou
führer.
You, you, you,
you you my friend are okay that's the important thing because stuff is stuff yeah and you
didn't want to say a couple of things we're going to give you that opportunity right now I like to
say first stuff the uh I guess sir prone state farm been incredible um the red cross was their
twice in that first day give me all the toiletries stuff that you need close um you know you always
did that stuff on TV about how you know I lost everything and now I know what they go through
it could have been a lot worse uh half my stuff is recoverable but uh still when you go through
a tragedy it's not easy but it's just a long process and they've got you in a hotel room next week
which is great yeah um hookers pro all that you're giving them but it's not a Johnny death film sir
sir pro has been incredible and uh they already got my stuff that sells while they're to help
with my insurance company all the stuff that was ruined but uh you know a kidman I could be in the
hospital right now so state farm is your uh who's your agent with him uh steeper listen okay
say it's right now if you don't have renters insurance like to the six oh no make sure you have
your homeowners make sure you have renters because you think I've only a little bit stuck with
replace all that and what you go through these you know but I do want to get one shout out
okay please do this survived the fire of the cost of the four really it's your birthday present look at
that it's a little damaged but I'm looking I'm currently looking at the back of something of a
what is this look at this look at that sir I've known about this and a autographed cult
cabana a placard I guess is what you could do it which it just personalized to me it does say
the clubhouse rocks and it's got an arrow that points to it that says wrestling logic which makes me
so happy I'm Devon's gonna take a picture this right now it's a little crumple but yeah this is
going on the wall right this might go right next to Bertie Palmer oh my god I'm in love okay
but uh I'll let you guys get back this show I got a lot of one down we're glad you're okay
thanks for the support from everybody my family my friends well thanks to Liam use your
wash up on my friend you're me Kasa Sukas all right pretty good man Joe the Shelby listen
that is done for the official fact checker the show you can follow him on Twitter at
fawn dawn go now get out if you're expecting a normal run down tonight forget about it
gonna happen it's gone I don't know why are normal run sheet is six to seven pages tonight it's
barely three and a half for a reason I got a list but like I said you can probably get the list
is in case we run short on time which I don't think what happened don't get me wrong the intro
was all you got it just says words words words okay by the words you've been right a tour of
this next uh 12 month period you do know that right that's that's a room in it swirls
calm no it's not a room where it's on pull start check it the dates are starting to roll
out right now he's been hidden different spot but we we can talk about that music no we'll
talk about it now I get let's go I'm exercising this right trust me that's it we're gonna go
to television talk deep breath because remember if kids if you've never listened to the show
Chad does not know what the music that holds we're just talking about him the other day
and they should have a real great full-time they got a singing we're expert real
I don't know something with Phil and for the July I don't know that you were talking to me about him
and by the way um as for last week's POI Charlotte has now changed her stance and is willing
to move independence day because I reminded her that independence day is also the first day of
polyd from the show from Jersey Shore if you are a fan of the voice UK and why aren't you
Jessie J who apparently is about as qualified as Nicki Minaj to judge talent she will not be returning
the sounds you don't hear is shocked from the UK but they knew six hours before we did anyway
I don't understand anything you just said what was her single I know she had us as well all about the money
or something okay all about the money money money money money she was on the closing ceremony is the Olympics
was she not everybody in Britain was on the closing ceremony she's saying she's saying with that song no
she's saying with Brian but she also saying that song too that's right she did do we will rock you that's exactly right
and it was nauseating horrible and and one of the biggest queen fans you'll ever find I'm so they're going
shut that chick up and let the old man play guitar just go just freaking go sir yeah you know what's on that yeah I do
to me firm and find the sucker punch search I could use search I was starting to film
I love sucker punch yes visually gorgeous okay the best way I've ever heard it described
and it's perfect sucker punch is Brazil for women wow wow that is genius that is genius
yeah Terry Gilliam after a lifetime marathon bender can I say something that's absolutely
blasphemous I love Terry Gilliam the last good movie that he made was the Fisher King
what did he make after the Fisher King after but that's 12 monkeys oh sorry 12 monkeys was actually
extremely good so that would have been yet but um Thailand the imaginary
drugton harnesses oh dr. harnesses I thought had so much potential and then I saw it but
nope really didn't I think the trailer look good I think the heat ledger
tragedies what really threw that thing into other chaos but would you include the
yes in love a lamontia documentary no I don't know that's on his movie that's that's the swirling
chaos that that production and apparently that thing may still happen I know I hope so I mean if
anybody's gonna um and I just remember another one because the fear and loving adaptation he did was
was genius yeah so okay it's not it's not last week after all I have to change my mind
never okay you're in a good place sir you're gonna put me but he does miss more than he
hits especially lightly and it's really nice but when he hits it's a home run oh absolutely right
okay graduations to a guy who's gonna be doing a lot of work over the next year set
Myers who will spend half of his year still with Saturday night live and the other half
taking over late night for Jimmy Fallon as he replaces Jay Leno which we hope for more than six
months he is now engaged to longtime girlfriend and lawyer Alexie Ash pretty girls I'll
picture them together googling now is anyone gonna be a regular cast member for Saturday night
live next year do you know who you're most tenure cast member is now if you say Fred Armason that's
gonna be no he's gone now you like you left yeah teen and Thompson is your most tenure cast
member right now a 10 years good burger is the longest running cast member on Saturday night
lot that is correct that is one happy good burger the other half is trying to make a music career
go is he still working on that or is he actually the fry cook it the in and out off a Hollywood
poll he he there may be both I don't know okay Seth Myers is listening I approve
oh and Muscle Talk to you sir yes pretty pretty girl well done I think my favorites
we can update you from this past season was about North Korea well wanting to launch a new
that was pointed to America so take that middle of the ocean and then from the I'm sorry what
department nice NBC is releasing their licenses to some of their 80s show and 90s shows to be made
into digital comic books that will launch this fall those properties are what you hear the sample
of in a background night writer airwolf Miami Vice punky Brewster say what and saved by the bell
and I've seen sample artwork for punky Brewster and saved by the bell and one other one
and it's it's good to get the fail the fail well no I mean it's just just a comic book I mean
like like punky Brewster is drawn very much in the Archie's style oh yeah and for all
intent to purpose is so estate by the bell the writers and artists I've seen associated with it I
had no idea who they were and Clay is if I don't know who they are Clay does and if so Clay's
doesn't know didn't roll out yeah it was specifically to save by the bell book I was like well who are these
guys did the characters have pupils in their eyes or did they just boy yeah they had pupils
it was very important I'm just because if you don't give pupils I can't see no that man
that man can always see you don't have an eye and I've watched a whole lot of that man
the animated series in the last 24 hours sir but it's on the bad inside with my parents
I'm holding out for the facts of life comic book well you could you have the good you'll have
the bad you'll have them both there you have it there you go if it doesn't have Mrs Garrett I'm not
interested who do they bring out or she left oh who did take there what's somebody else at their
source leechman yes of course leech I forgot about that was creepy dude I didn't like
they did pull the different world thing where it was like a completely different cast the first year
yeah the first year I mean because Molly Ringwald was in that cast yeah first year I
in the first year of a different world yeah oh no wait a minute I've got the ultimate digital
comic why do you know that I am an 80's made it I bet it's this show that's what this show I
have the most amount of you I want to know Carter give me a break digital comic book
I want to bring I want to bring Neil Carter back from the day digital I thought you said
that you had that this was something you had I was like no no no no I'm not reading that right
man break was a meltdown mode that was all I had was that splash in courage that's a processing
please wait that's all I had wow wow and only if the cover is hurting and doing the vacuum
in the fish tank yes that's the only cover you can have going that's right in George Clooney was on
the facts of life yeah he was the handyman with the awful mullet you can say that but we all had
that haircut in 1980 there's we all did photo evidence of mine I did mine was in 89
so I click a pattern you're listening to the club house we are live every Sunday night at
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it's quick yeah what's that's what happens when you do stuff moving on when you do
baseball happened this week all star game home runs derby tomorrow night all star game Tuesday
which means Wednesday will be one of the two days of the year where there's no sports at all
no that's next week all star game is a week Tuesday I'm always I keep thinking this is the week
yeah I'm ahead of myself yes a week from tomorrow but baseball did happen this weekend
and the Astro still stuck and the Astro still stuck we just won two out of three including a
ridiculously bad game today out of the ballpark five four year final but the the one that I
do want to bring up the sportsman that I do want to bring up these San Francisco giants bad it
out of order cost them around and they still won the game anyway on Saturday this was the most
ridiculous thing I've ever seen in my life and they blame it on newfangled technology which is
even worse what a pencil and paper I apparently there's some kind of video board where they have
the the batting lineup and they're they're they're the they're the plane watch and the
they they they send a batter out of order and you do that in baseball arcade rules what it is
you you you can't bat out of order it's against the rules and they it could cost them a run
that came across the plate from the person who batted out of order batted in a run and the
the opposing dugout says wait a minute that guy wasn't even supposed to be batting it right now
talk to the empire and guy was out the the giant still won the game but it was you don't see that
that doesn't happen outside of independent ball you know you're not watching the fort worth
cats playing for God sake you're watching professional baseball it was extremely fun and also the
everybody who doesn't like baseball in this room just fell asleep boomies and the white sucks
got swept by the race so there's a gaggle all right so we're gonna go into movie talking
by the way the just we're not gonna play everybody's favorite game this week I'm just gonna let
you know the Houston Asker Houston Astro's rodent differential minus a hundred and thirty two
we do in movies or music one dollar music he said movie talking like well we're jumping
rolling the doobies and and news that could not make me happier because I've really
wanted the story to get red Kanye West brand new album easis and I'm so anti Kanye right now
I'm playing somebody else's version of his song which I do like the phrase version of part was I really
do Jesus drops last drop last week does it sales this past week it's it's sales drop 80 percent
oh Jesus it's the first fourth worst in sound scan history behind a Mac Miller's blue slide
park which apparently slid 82.54 percent number two on that list is Lady Gaga's born this way
which dropped 84.28 percent and Madonna's MDNA which dropped almost 87 percent in its second week
which should have been titled CRAP should have been titled D.O. N.E. is what should be time
is that like the same equivalent as when a Twilight movie would come out and it would be the
box office later by nine hundred million dollars and then the next week it makes 15
and it's the same thing that's gonna happen when 50 shades of gray releases oh god it'll do a
bajillion dollars and then it'll do four not four million just four I don't even think
they should even do it theatrical on the 50 shades of gray movie because nobody's going to want
to admit to watching it in public just put it out on VOD and let it and let the type of where
parties happen or the sex twin it's like whatever you want to call it it's like I said on the show last
week it's gonna be the magic mic crowd for three days yeah and then it'll die but they know that
crowd is big and they want to appeal to them well that's fine and I mean when the great
gats became out early this summer the same week is Ironman there were a ton of people who were
at the theater because we went to the new looks in him as an attison how would we throw a
vibe we thought we were under dressed to go in it's extremely nice you're you're not under dressed
because you'd be one of the few people it actually did go into it because they're still having
problems convincing people to go into the theater the big screens they've got these massive screens
they're not iMacs but they're called the evolution screens Dolby Atmos 20 points sound
it's gorgeous great movie theater I I hardly recommend it how's the admission versus going to
what say an MC you're jacked up about probably three or four bucks that's not bad yeah so you
go to say 20 bucks for a Dolby atmosphere about that because I think we paid 16 when we went and saw
Star Trek and a man is steel on the premise hey 3D hey 3D hey 3D hey 3D hey 3D hey 3D
I didn't mind it yeah I didn't mind it hey 3D it never improves the story hey 3D
Avatar was the only time that I've seen 3D actually improve on at the actual experience
everything else including Star Trek which was kind of shot in 3D kind of not
which is weird I don't understand that per se because they did conversion on some
they did filming on some didn't make any sense to me but if you shouldn't 3D find it'll be equal
experience for 2D and 3D if it's a conversion don't even bother yeah I want Evalis and 3D
Salah see Salah see Salah see he was saying her last name first it's the military
Eid comma Alice I'm about and why did we have to come on why why did we have to apologize for that
that's what I don't understand it just takes a few people to complain
I mean I can understand if it was like that scene in airplane where the naked top of someone
just takes up the whole camera for 3 seconds hey but if he just turned around she was in her
lingerie he turned back around move on Zack Snyder never apologized for Dr. Manhattan fair enough
fair point changing everything's apologize it didn't put the uh benefit to come about shower scene
in it's on the internet it is on the internet everything's on the internet you come for bitches can
Google that all day long Zachary Wright he's been waiting for a week to use that word my
guarantee it front pocket rodeo ruddering your sinuses with strawberry limiting gay to rate bad
maybe I should try that instead of the edible cold inside yeah probably so yeah you're right
under a sparky hey you know you're knitting gee I wonder why I've never I've been said it in
the last two weeks in the show I'm a club house P1 it's fine there you go there's only one
music new release that I saw on the list that was worth even mentioning this week and it's this
young lady Skyler Gray released as an album called don't look down I think she just changed her name
recently or something I said I read on a guitar center story she had a puppet sounds like could be
sounds like a sickled a silent green she's the one that sings on that peep-up diddy daddy going
home song yeah that's not a bullet point moving on I mean it's all I got if I'm being perfectly honest
the jazzy album drops us Tuesday right it dropped last Thursday dropped on July 4 yeah but I don't
have a Samsung phone so it drops this Tuesday right well no it was listed as a July 4 release
well sound scans said that they were going to start including giveaways as sales numbers
and I'm sure that there's a fat you know piece of cash that Samsung paid uh how about it get the
thing out there what I've spoken with a couple of people who have listened to magna card a holy
grail and they say it's great did their Samsung phone actually delivered on time um that I do
not know I can either confirm I can either confirm or deny it was listened to on a Samsung product
that's all I'm willing to say it so what you're saying is bet tort may or may not have been involved
no the pirate bay may or may not have uh I'm just saying but I've heard good things
advance and people that have the listen to have said it's really really good so the bet's I've
seen on the commercial sound good with Rick Ruben falling asleep in the corner that's always
entertaining like that at this point in the game isn't that just about every day for him yeah but
you know what the man does great music when he falls asleep oh he's he's done great music
for what 35 years now and going so going starting with fight for your right and moving all the way
on for convinced the beast he boys to not be a punk man well no he's perfect
and that's it that's why they got away from it and they got right back to it and still is
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got our our facts checked correctly and of course as we always finish Charlotte Parker on Pinterest
who could could she have been happier than she was last night just outrunnin around like a
camel on Wednesday it was like we mentioned the words cracker barrel greatest commercial on tell
you that you're front pocket for a while and Chad's kind of torn because he used to work for
that commercial and loads are those that companies existence I hate guy but but they make such
great commercials especially nowadays they have 19 different ad campaigns all running concurrently
I noticed that yeah can't stand the get go I always I miss the could you save 15% of more on
garage that's the one I miss yeah that guy yeah with the with the with the pompador he's a comedian
hey he's he was in brother smake mullin yes I was he yes the thing he was ablicken one's always
gonna be my favorite one of that series I don't know I like the honesty of always honest
of that campaign that one and I like to throw Daniel's one that's why he played so nice
scene different ad campaign I mean that's why your that guy co-users that's why your rates are so
right it these commercials aren't cheap I can tell you that I do it you know it's a company
the government Warren Buffett oh the man really yes he was he was running the show when I was there
Warren Buffett gives you that camel all right those things let's now alienating 40 to 60% of
the room combined because we are one stop shop for all things sports and entertainment let's talk
pro wrestling hey Clay want to go get some a jack of the best I'm there actually actually I have
I have an ounce of interest because I want to kind of get into wrestling and I have no idea where to
start because right here I hear you know what I because Dave Richards let's go to talk about
is is in guardians of the galaxy so I've started following him on Twitter and I'm like when they start when
he starts talking about wrestling I'm like I don't know now let me let me ask you this because
we can let this is a long song about what could be the biggest news ever if it really ever
what do you think this is been diesel thing is?
let's film right but I just it's we've transitioned because we're talking about guardians of the
galaxy might as well address it Thanos Thanos Thanos Thanos Thanos please Thanos I want Thanos if he
could act then can act he's just a mouth breather there's don't don't hate on the man just because
that's the room the rumors is he may announce what it's going to be in San Diego next week
one of the Thanos he doesn't have to act he's a jack hog let's go do this yeah big tips
CGR you know you have to do the motion capture somebody else can do that yeah it could but you know
and the word is that they're not even gonna have Thanos in the second Avengers film so why
even be this early about it but you just set out a tweet that said hey I've got a meeting
Marvel you guys probably know more than I do that's all he said and then he said you know we're
gonna be in a haul age and I'm like well didn't he knows more than we do because he does now
because the meetings because he did it was a haul age we didn't know that well but but
when he found the tweet it was before the meeting I just I'm very I'm just very interested
haul age is too big for Riddick I'm thinking or fast six yeah he was on the
guy's choice of words with this Riddick T-shirt I'm like oh wait is there a Riddick movie that
we've been listening to news about for six months five years okay so what could be the biggest
news ever and I'm really trying to contain myself right now because this this has been
this has been the cat chasing its tail whatever whatever analogy you want to use for three years
and and I promise myself I'm not gonna get taken by this and I'm trying not to get taken by this again
clearly my birthday was last Tuesday Cody former co-host of this show calls me at nine o'clock in
a morning to wish me a happy birthday which I appreciated and then he puts this little
trivia nuggets into my ear that these thing WWE talks are happening again and that this could
happen by summer slam on my 40th birthday yeah dude you gotta give me some help here
because my brains about to explode because many times have we stepped into this bear trap
but here's what's concerning there's a vein coming out here's why there's why there's smoke
to see him go through this only get his heart but here's why here's why there's smoke right now
it's like a magic yard has tapped danced around this thing for three days in a row on Twitter
and if anybody's gonna have this ear to the ground and normally J.R. would just address it and
move on yeah he's got the fact that he keeps addressing it he's not he's not a rumor munger
this guy he's saying well guys I don't know anything and you know sure it would be great but
you know even if he doesn't sign with us people think he shouldn't go into the hall of fame that
precedent's already been set J.R. stop talking or make this thing happen and they showed his little
piece on raw as a chance but it was very very short but it was there it was there don't get me wrong it was
there it was there are you gonna explain to clay why this is so important okay things my favorite
rest of all look behind you look around this studio he doesn't mean the first one right with Andy and
a steward from the police not not steward couple oh well now it's so different
Steve Gordon he's never worked for Vince I thought you're lucky sarcasm of disturbing he's the one guy
there weren't these he's the one guy that Russell for WCW that would not judge him even when
WCW was taking a nose dive and Vince bought it out he wouldn't go okay so the crow wrestlers yes
that's exactly what he was going for in the late 90s but I thought he died he didn't really die
he got shy this is a bit that stems from that okay he even had like a vulture with him at one point really
but it was a crow not a crow is a vulture so he crossed over so he crossed over to an amazing spider
man and hit the vulture yes and they would tag team yes while the police would play get this
meanwhile Johnny Depp took that crow and now he's on the loan ranger he wears it as a
half yes he does wear it as well why didn't he go with the phoenix to come on fire though have
been so much phoenix is jean gray and long gender that would not have worked I would be totally
for a transgender wrestler wow this took an ugly turn so if this if this truly happens wherever you
are you will hear me scream like a seven-year-old girl i have to save it for that moment
because now in the immortal words of the football coach removal homestay university i'm a man
i'm 40 i have to save those moments now but the day that it's announced you'll know you will hear
the high pitched six-year-old girl with a skinny shriek from wherever you're living or oral turning
to Peter Griffin no no no no it's gonna be that sound to where every dog and deeptive
was what the hell is that noise and they're saying it could happen as soon as summer slam
whales will be teaching themselves i'm self-control yes exactly thank god i have tonight
i don't think i could stand here that at this point i don't know it's just if this happens
i'm afraid to be like within ten square yards if you're here's the problem since i work nights
you're probably gonna know before me because you'll have watched it before i did
and of course my phone's gonna start blowing up on me because guys i can't watch you
can you wait so far in the morning i've got a rock hey rob what hey what do you think
and missed you put it on my facebook page on my birthday too so make this happen
speaking of people that ww could be looking at uh the american wolves from roh eddy Edwards and
Davy Richards if you listen last year on our wrestle mania show i had my top ten list of guys
that vins needs to look at right now Davy Richards was on that list these guys are really
great technical wrestlers um i can use the name benwah because i don't work for vins
he reminds me a lot his athletic prowess and his build and his size and his skill remind me a lot
of benwah this guy especially i mean any Edwards and Davy Richards both would be a great addition
if you're trying to replace that rameisterio Evan born who can't seem to not be well
thing yes he can't seem to not be well so misterio wrestles do they have just comic book
be her wrestling all the time he's the rameisterio who is from standiego big comic fan
really yes he actually came out and summer slam two years ago completely like his
he did a tribute to the silver surfer and was head to toe silver whoa yeah it was pretty cool
hopefully he wasn't full doctor man hadn't air oh no he had strength dangled angle dangled
he also had to make leave that one spot up on his backs so he didn't die like the girl with
golfing dude Steve boredon is 54 years old yes he is how the hell is he gonna wrestle he still does
oh god wow he's in great shape too how long did Rick flare wrestle i think he still
swear is still in the business those pendulous man breasts are still dab around in a ring
really sir that is two sides of the way i'm gonna be perfectly on to you that is also his
is his man breasts are still wrestling but he's not um in some cases yes wow his his adult
daughter is now in the business she had she had it her first uh there technically ww
developed well she's she's gorgeous too you know the only wrestler the only wrestlers i really
know are the Von Erick's could you update me on then what's going on summer dead summer none
one of them sold the empire to Vince and now lives in Hawaii retired is the great kabuki still
running around uh he might well be somewhere in Japan so yeah i tried to steer this that way last
week but it did well i was there the problem is i mean you're watching on you stream you got a
four minute delay so they're going higher cheek bitch isn't nobody better i could be going in
only remember i think we're being made fun sir do you really believe that this is my first swim through
those moves back in my day he's he bought the ticket he's taking the ride john scenea versus
Daniel Bryan seems to be a lock for summer slam i don't know if that means the plan is for Daniel
Bryan to win money in the bank next week but i think it's a pretty much a lock that mark Henry eight
winning because swore you said Danny McBride was wrestling john scene and then i was really good
interested oh i would watch that player but here's my long as he came in because as i don't
want to go ahead go ahead and just read to you the the synopsis for tonight's episode we're going
to dig up everybody join so to discuss look it's just a lot of wheels getting launched up um
i'm gonna go back to tv talk because i can't enter out on on the last six episodes that
are coming up of eastbound and down i just don't know how i feel in sure i kind of like to
collect it the way it was and i would find yeah for them to be able to just completely throw the
hammer down and let this thing go to it's Jose can say go conclusion which i really hope it does oh my god
that's a great idea i'm telling you it's gonna be amazing i i cannot wait and yeah you can almost use
a shark reference here and there but that that a riding team can do whatever they want it'll hit
it'll miss and i'll be happy with a regardless um rust in the chat room says yes the great
kabuki is still alive hmm well yeah we have we are people in our chat room always keep us on track
even when we can't stay there my son my son is at home right now watching the princess
bride with Andre the giant i can throw that in there i love that movie is this a kissing book
yeah might be some kissing yeah i might be a kiss yeah i'm so picture of Andre the giant holding
a beer can like in an ad it looked like he was holding a thin ball right it's like a shot glass
really why called everybody boss hello boss let's talk raw for just a minute like the new
Daniel Bryan t-shirt it's accentuating the beard oh yeah yeah yeah and it's uh it was good for
they were doing the tributes to all the champions of the past it was good to see them actually
acknowledge the end of the way in the world heavyweight titles and that's where that belt came
exactly i was a wooden claw so the first two champions never carried that belt
they had the end of the way belt which was the rectangular one with the globe in the middle of
it that Jeff Jarrett carried the TNA for freaking ever who in the first two they showed a Harley race
and somebody else but then it was flair and flair gave that belt legitimacy they showed Sam routine
now best never seen it that was wwwwf the wide-wide world of sports is going on here yes exactly
it was the worldwide wrestling federation when Vince senior ran it and it's late 70s really
80s I believe and then we have the return of fun don't go
well now this is this song actually Devon has a baseball time yes the Kansas City Royals
played this song in dance every time they went which means they're going to do it about three more times
this season um but he's gone from 80s cheesy hologram trunks to 70s couch trunks I don't know if you
notice that yeah I did I guess they ran out of holographic foil in the costume I guess I was just like
let's go now is he the guy with the mustache no that's Cody Rose that's son of the American
Dream Dusty Roads I'm marking on him where they're for you sir brother of gold dust I did
the other night I was watching TV and I came across a wrestling channel or a saw wrestling on TV
and this guy was walking on by the ring and he had makeup on kind of like sting and he had these red
glowy eyes and then they kept a commercial those long john solvers and that was bored and I changed the
channel hey but that was my wrestling you know what night was it though I don't know is it Thursday I don't know
that was probably Jeff Hardy that was my wrestling experience for the week but you had something and
you can tribute sir I can do I'll be asking you there's my twenty seconds with all of the
different shows that that WWE whatever WWE or WWE uh they've got a show on Monday nights Wednesday
nights and Friday nights and then you have YouTube shows almost every night of the week my question
is this why can they not afford to a wrestling channel they are trying to the WWE network is in the
works and it's been what three years yeah but they keep changing how they want to do it if they
want to do it as a premium channel they used to have their own on demand service where you could
look through classic matches from a specific shows which I loved and then the viewers killed and
yeah they had a whole bunch as soon as as soon as Vince bought all that footage all the world class footage
he put all that on there so you can watch specific episodes of world class in its entirety but then
they took it off because the network was supposed to debut in March of this year it didn't and
they're still trying to formulate it right now the latest is it's going to be available as part
of your extended sports package for an extra couple of bucks a month are they beholding to any
broadcast magnet like I know that they had that deal of paramount for a long time that was why you
piano and no it's it's universal now okay that's why everything's on USA or sci-fi or now I
on television carries main event on Wednesday nights which I don't know who they're really affiliate
with because I think that's in that channel 27 yeah I believe it lie on television yeah
are the free birds still running around not remember they're not but that's Michael T. S. H.
Michael and Jerry certainly Terry Babym Gordy who was passed away he did and hands of someone
Ron Garbin who is very very old the playbirds who have heard in what movie kids highlander yes
because right because they wanted it to be hockey but the NHL turned it down because they didn't
want to be seen as a final in sport true story that's absolutely accurate um wow actually a
hastal worked for the company he's a he's a road manager backstage now Chris Jericho did you catch
his commentary did you catch someone during his commentary I guess not he called Michael Cole Mitchell Cole
now that's vintage screw you Cole Mitchell Cole and I was like yes Jericho had a bit for a
while where he just changed everybody's names like he called Kurt Kurt Angle Kurt Angle or Kurt
Angle and so he called Michael Cole Mitchell Cole all the time and it just made me happy and I don't
know why and then he didn't Monday night because he hasn't done it like four years that just shaped
five years off of his life looks like he's at his early 30s not done it and his dad is
his Chris Jericho's dad is a NHL Hall of Famer Ted Urban Urban from the New York
Ranger's that's his dad yep because he has his own name as Chris or him it's I R V I N E but it's it's
pronounced the same way as my last thing interesting he actually did a Chris Jericho hockey sweater
that looked like a Ranger's jersey as a tribute to his dad which I thought was really cool that
tasty and so they kept the main event was this champion versus champion thing and they kept saying
that it was a paper view quality match I disagree with that sir and I will tell you why because
if it was champion versus champion there's nothing on the line so neither belt will be the
fetus or can't be on the right now that was a wasted time if you can't vent your split on your
own damn show that was a point of view on my show that's real damn it to me it's
sorry to be all right chat deep breath okay we're going to talk a little bit about impact
that's old school right there case a garden are still alive the Gordy brothers have passed
ah that's official fact checker the show font don't go doing adults go um TNA has
just a go of four people a Christian York who was a gut check contestant so good luck with that
Taylor Hendrix who was a gut check contestant so good luck with that Joey Ryan who was a gut check
contestant so good luck with that and crimson not just tried it as amazing bread's older brother
there's a fact checker look at that there's Chad shaking his head because we are playing a song
leader which is a really bad cover done by his leader actually I didn't you read this oh yeah
this is Aaron devil sings you got to you got to wait till the you got to wait till the end of
the verse so like he's singing into a ceiling fan it's Chris Farley and Tommy boy new guy
am your father Edward Boyd Star Wars come on sir Joe did a better but she didn't know what's
about to happen that that does probably why I can wait for it wow thing I think I'm sorry I'm sorry
yeah that's what he's doing um Bruce Pritchard is looking to sign this guy but here's the problem
if you're if you're late paying the people you have do you really think you're gonna bring
MVP who's making a bajillion dollars in Japan right now is he really getting paid that much in
Japan really he walked in the door and they put a brand new belt they invented on him oh they invented
the belt and then they put it on him they invented the belt yes to put on him the IWGP
international championship belt and he walked in and they just gave it to him they put it on him
yeah physically press conference but they are definitely having budgetary problems keep
working and they're saying high profile people are not getting paid on time I got three letters
for you E C W right the ship Dixie or that's where you're headed yep you can say the IOU that's
pretty much where they are now there's been so much on the belt DO or stop paying hooking the
bajillion dollars a year and it's whole family hooking we're gonna talk a little bit about
impacts so last week we had the bit where suicide wasn't suicide but it was Austin
Aries and now he's the exhibition championship but yet we put suicide back in a match and we've
renamed him mayhem if only Devin knew what he was referring to by holding that side of up his head
hey uh claim you want to pull up Vicky Guerrero and it's just like that too
and we're gonna name him manic well didn't we already take the mask off the guy so
haven't we kind of ruined the bit pretty much okay just making sure and then staying was saying
for the main event mafia that we're gonna bring in a guy that you know it's got to be all
former world champions but we decided to go against the grain and bring in it and then they
caught some mojo what I'm like some mojo number one he's a multiple time heavyweight champion
of the world and he was in the main event of mafia the first time I think he just found her yeah
no that's Eddie Guerrero's widow yeah show I did we reveal the with my car
well played sir this he already did
somebody's mom's nude on the internet it's wrong very wrong everyone's mom is nude on the internet
somewhere oh yeah I think we just need a what's it some mojo like the third opponent
and my ties this punch out a lot of people think so but uh you actually who is it no it's
protest clay is it's the other one yeah yeah yeah pull up uh do a google search on
brodist clay that he would you look at him and go yeah he was in my ties this punch out he
he looks he's a spitting image of king hippo yes I'm not kidding no no no no no no no no you're fourth
member of the main event mafia is madness we are pushing this guy to go moon wow we're really
truly I mean I guess you know when your Mickey James is boyfriend I guess that helps but they are
pushing this dude to the moon but his promo was very flare-esque woo yikes where he was like he was
a some mojo like that's that's that's that's it yeah so he can go back to the side it's the only thing I have
so let's just move on and you go it no and uh news that's gonna make Chad happy
the rumors are very strong here they come
the brothers of destruction came in the undertaker versus the shield for summer slam
Vic Mackie in the strike team yes I'm just worried that it's gonna be
there's a screw job written all over this if this happens
maybe one of them would be suicide without a mask on where do you know who that guy he's TJ
so oh crap and Ricardo Rodriguez personal ring announced for Alberto Del Rio has been suspended
30 days for a wellness policy violation that was weird him not announcing him on specs
I'm probably not saying oh yeah he's going for a wellness policy yes if you test positive for
if you test positive for any band substance your first defense your suspended for 30 days
your second suspension your suspended for 90 days third defense you're out the door
so you're telling me that they have a more comprehensive policy I guess performance enhancing drugs
than major league baseball you're gonna tell me this why does that sound like shocking
you're gonna say too much and I feel for when you're when your commissioner is the old
Harry Potter you already have problems to begin with you know is it Harry now go to the Bruins
don't come in here don't come in here don't come in here now go to a bill walking
and own a franchise and it won't be a conflict of interest I wish I had the chat room open
no there's an eruption they're doing internet means now of the WWE did you know
one of them is got no Caitlin was arrested by the same police officers who arrested stone
cold during the attitude air and two out of five got that well anytime they do a bit
where somebody gets arrested and none wrestling they're always like indie wrestlers from whatever
city they're in I think it was a magic god just got the seven second delay um well now
coming here what out the door he yelled out the door let's barrel through some act out
hey who's those congratulations are the number one contenders from the tag to oh wait
image you got to wrestle the shield and it's the youtube brief show sorry
these poor guys they can't get pushed into the street
and did you know are you mean you missed back I did you the bellot twins stop
he chance I get I don't say he's been missing it but she runs into the AJ runs into the
bellot twins backstage for a little bit and she referred to them as Tia and Tamera
down wow and don't forget three weeks away from the premiere of total divas on
entertainment television which is what what's the deal with their new slogan pop of culture
pop of culture makes you want to go no no no no no no no um way inside yes
kind of the song this is the first Macdown being called seven lions it's called
born to run kind of big it how many bands I like finger 11 that's the that's the one
that comes in my head from they they got their start doing theme songs either for wrestlers
or four they did for the network finger 11 was one of them how are there any others that
have like crossed over into like charge success uh from strictly wrestling yeah there's a story
of the year to Christians theme I don't know if they were big before that or not there's been a
couple that I'm yeah what you please I've got enough people shooting the wheels off the show I need
an and I'm actually on the show yeah I'm working from the first side this one here's just one
more for you just a picture of this and up above it says we want and wait bear to make an
immediate impact below that returned on Smackdown against Yoshi talks again a 40% of the room
got the reference 60% question mark yeah we had our entertainment with it you are listening
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tattoo what kind of a tattoo would that be wrong not that right no no we'll play that song after
the show remind me after the show you'll play it now you know who Steve and Lynch is guitarist
but I know the comedian and that's what I have to say about that I'll remind me after the show
there's two songs you have to here if it's all right let's talk movies wait wait wait wait wait wait wait what
been a month we're hiding back then hey everybody back in the room now wait and got rot really
every bit of wrestling yes maybe those were talking about this we're going to set her up
I sit through seven hours of wrestling for the show we're going to somehow work stelying back in
the movies lol actually he's done a few films do yeah we're a crown they were hosting stop
They were all straight to TNT, but he did move it
Let's see there was that movie with Stone Cold Steve Austin. He did that one Austin said quite a few like he's not a lot of movies
That was that crow guy
Do you know that there's the rundown is not on Netflix streaming that makes me very sad
Sean William Scott and the rock right. Yes
Box office numbers since the show is on Sundays now. We give you the entire weekend courtesy of our friends at box office
Mojo.com dropping out of the top 10 this week start trek into darkness
Which to date is made $223 million
Clay, I never got your opinion on Star Trek in the darkness. Second favorite movie of the summer
Fair enough. Well, it's first compared compared to the first one though
You know the the thing that was tough about this one was avoiding spoilers and as you almost stabbed me in the eye one night on this show
Good man
He was so mad. I didn't realize he was being spoiler free and there was a story that coming out about the movie that came out on the internet
So I figured everybody knew and he looked
He liked he was ready to jump over this
Good, I just don't understand why people have to read so much about it and ruin everything so when you sit in the theater
You know my place in that case I hadn't done for it. It was like on the front page a yacht and I was like
Okay, and then they and then they debunked it so then by the time I saw it. I was like is it? Is it not is it is it? And then it wasn't was it? Okay
And actually that spoiler watch in the trailer. I knew I
Don't know why but because I'm that's yeah, I still want JJ to make a hundred of them. Oh, yeah, I mean I enjoy them. I mean
Just keep keep doing what you're doing
I might you don't have to do every story that's been done. I agree. Let's make some new village villains
Let's have a good cling on war. I can give you a little insight on this because I had a nice conversation with Roberta Orsi who is one of the two
Strikes for Antudarkness curtain they are original of Alex Kurtzman and I think little off might have come in and done a polish on it like he did with the first one
He did but
They originally said okay, well, we can do con and they shelved the idea and then came back to it about midway through
When they had the whole when when they figured out what the story was actually going to be
Then they decided that that would be a good time to actually include con and it opens up spoiler alert everyone
Sorry sorry. I am a look Mark Walters. I could kill me for the same reason that you had
I get this text from Mark Walters who saw the Mark Walters the editor and chief writer for big fanboy.com
Send me a text message three weeks before the movie
Well, guess you're gonna be pissed off because Comber batch is kind of like you said
I wanted to crawl through my phone
Wow, I knew the air waves and throttle the sun bitch. I swear to god
I was gonna fly favorite by my favorite line the whole film in the beginning when he's in the turbo when Kirk's in the turbo look for the horror
Here he goes
Wait, are you fighting?
How does that even work?
Yes, my favorite line in the whole film the dynamic between Kirk Spock and who are up is better
It was in the first JJ. It's extremely well
That's why I want to do a paper part of the movie actually
Why I want them to do a hundred of them? Yeah, and do them like right now film them all right now
I'm care and and I would if you have it and go out and pick up the IDW prequel that can I read the first issue?
Yeah, it's it's worth reading. I'll let you borrow my phone. You can read him there. There you go. Yeah
So also dropping out the top ten this week a fast and furious six which is today that made
235 million dollars that's the that's my that's the that's the most entertainment film. I have seen this year
I quit what? I'm not for for your movie going dollars for your thrill ride money
Fast six is
Probably the most fun. I've had in the theater not the best films
I've seen this year and there's a lot of
I quit the franchise 30 minutes in the Tokyo drift. Well, so CG
I love them for my life a quarter mile at a time
God, I'm so embarrassed to know that
I really don't know why it's just it was just this big dump sprawling movie and I had such a fun time at it
I was really surprised because I didn't want to like fast five after I had given up
I think Tokyo I saw Tokyo whatever the third one was. So I saw it when they all just kidded from
From home improvement is a bully in the beginning. Oh, yeah, I walked out. I walked
I don't walk out of many movies and I really don't but I want those you went to a screening and you still wanted money back
Yes, I wanted I wanted to I wanted to pull a
A stewy griffin where I got into my car into a plane looked him up in the
Yes, and punch him right in the nuts and I would have had to use the steplighter for it
But I got dragged a fast five and I am acts. I was like, oh great
Loved it thought it was thought it was all right. So fun number 10 this past weekend dropping from the seven spot is now
You see me making $2.8 million for a six week total of
$110 million beating of $75 million budget suckers
Netflix really yeah
You saw it wouldn't not really yeah number nine dropping three slots with a six point this weekend
5.8 million dollars for a four-week total of
$85 million for this is the end on a
32 million dollar budget did everybody make scale on that thing? Yes, everybody did it for free or
Every one movie the summer for me
Chad's cousin says the same thing seen it twice loved it a great totally a great
Number nine dropping from six to nine
But we just did that moving on number eight
Entering the countdown this week Kevin Hart let me explain makes ten point one million dollars for a total gross for the entire
Since it released on the third of
17.5 million dollars your other debut the way way back debut is at number 13 two of the best movies
I've seen this year are both coming of H movies the way way back and kings of summer both of those
Extremely well done movies a way back so many in 19 theaters though, so for for half a million dollars over
19th year first grade. Oh 30 point two thousand dollars. Yeah, okay. That's the best of the week
Is the to-do list is that coming out the summer? It will be out late this summer and that's the one with Aubrey Plaza
Yes, can't wait for that. Yeah, I can be a lot of fun. That that's when I'm looking forward to if you want to see a good red band trailer look up the to-do list
Yes, it is a red band trailer. That's a pretty garot there
Opera Plaza was the the person who every time she cursed in Scott Pilgrim versus the world the black bar would appear
ever
Love that movie so underrated. Oh, yeah, yeah, when you win this weekend when you open with the universal logo in eight
bit, you've got me at that point and you know that movie was really made for our generation and not these kids because
Everything they referenced was more stuff that we grew up with and probably kids are going man that looks like a shitty video game
Number seven dropping from the fifth slot man of steel makes another 11.4 million dollars or a four-week total of
271 million dollars. It's already reached a billion spot worldwide. Well, I love it. See my kid to see
I
It was I'm a
We have a I choose exclusive podcast just talking about man of steel that is spoiler-rific and we're telling you now
We're gonna be doing a lot more iTunes exclusive podcast what I'm gonna talk to these gentlemen after the show about
But we did that one. I said it on that show. I'm gonna say it again my favorite superman movie of all time
Really, yes, wow. Yes, really as I adore the Donner films. I loved and I don't know
Maybe it's been I it's I'm heightened because of how bad superman returns was but I love this movie
Super lot returns was you wanted it too bad then
I love that movie. I don't love it. I liked it a lot. I love okay. I did like right
Trite after so long without I thought Brandon Routh was a really really good superman. I think I don't blame Brandon
Yeah, I don't blame him either. I'm not horrible script. Yeah, I had truck had
Potholes being like the driver truck through it. It's superman. It was you wanted to be
I was an island it was an island made of kryptonite. Yes
You've been able to get within a mile of it without diet
Ladies and gentlemen, I want you to look at your looks your clocks right now. This is the time when Rob Irvin is arguing the physics of a super hero
If you're a set rule for a super hero, you have to follow him and that kid was way too old for the nine when they had him
They cast them too young for that kid to be that old
I'm I'm buddies with Glenn more shower Glenn is a very good friend of mine
He was Colonel more shower air as I general more shower in transformers two and three. He was Colonel shot
During the first one and
He was at a transformers convention in southern California and a young man got up to argue some kind of a plot point and Glenn
looks at him dead in the face and says
Sun I just want to be clear on this you're arguing logic about a movie about talking robots from outer space
I'm just saying if you're gonna set rules in the universe you have to follow them unless you're Michael
Bayermig G or that's just saying well, you know pop. I just beats the crap out of Pluto in the first five minutes and we're done
You love the Richard Donner flicks. Yes, I did love them very much and you can turn back time
Selectively for 99.9% of the world by flying very very fast
But it was a bit of light around the planet, but it wasn't established that way like did you say he couldn't originally and you can wipe out memory by kissing someone
Have you seen the Donner cut?
Yes, but and now had a much better cohesive movie. I might have now have to argue here because
You can't just stick to the comics because crypto night was created in the in the radio serial
So you can create your own new stuff in the movies if you want to so but if you're going to use the like I could say if it was like
Marsite and this is what it might do with but you're calling it crypto night therefore you have to stick to the same rules
If you're going to continue that movie. Yes, if you're going to retell it exact Snyder can do what he wants if we want to get really
But I'm okay with that because one of the things I talked about with man of steel is you get kryptonite without getting kryptonite
Well, I love the way he told the story
It's like they said like before you would believe a man could fly now you could believe this this person could exist in the world
You live in which was the whole point of the dark night trilogy
You could believe that that that Batman could exist in the world you live in and you now believe the Tom Hardy can have bad
Miction and he could say you
Now I will not believe a man that has no money can somehow sneak back into an island that's protected by an army for a year
But that's a different issue and and you know if if commissioner Gordon's the one guy
You don't want on the street why are you letting him roam the street, but that's a different issue
Or let's send all the cops in the city and the five borrows of not New York
Down in the swimmers. This is my favorite part of the show where we discussed the little details of comic book movies and say
Well, they were wrong
Thank you
They were five hundred million dollars wrong
Yeah, but you know I can't dumb
I love how I was wrong man of steel and I can't wait for the next one looking forward to seeing it
I am I really would you rather see a man of steel to or would you rather see a justice like film come out of
Man of steel, too. You need to take your time
You rush you rush Justice League and it will be a disaster build your audience build your other
Markle with it. Yeah, do it the same way Marvel did with the Avengers and build up to it
Yep, take your time. Don't make it suck. That's all I'm asking
I already had as much as I light screen later. You'd have to scrap that and start over
They've had a couple of scripts for an actual I would love to see a well done wonder woman film
I would too. I think the hardest part of it if DC is really pushing it the hardest part to do is explain
Aquaman Martian man hunter and a Wonder Woman in five minutes and still have an entire Justice League film
Do you have the three have the strength to pull their own movies though? Yeah, but you just wonder woman
I think so. Yeah, I want a woman to do it
Aquaman man. I think of those three. She's the strongest a man can be a chinsy thing
But I said the same thing I I found that that cap was gonna be tougher than Thor, but they pulled off cap
I still want to see a flash move. I think the Martian man hunter you're right with but I think you tell
We're from his perspective. You bring this guy into our world and have him view it and then bring the other characters in and if it is
Success and why should that's what they can do their own while for the Justice League animated series
I don't think you could watch it watching Justice League do a couple of weeks ago. Yeah, I forgot and how great Carl one Lee is. Oh, yeah. Oh
So good
And we're still on the countdown number six
Dropping from the fourth slot to six is White House down 13.5 million dollars for a two week total of
50 million. It's a hundred below budget right best comedy. I have seen in 2013
Unfortunately not intentionally it doesn't matter. I I that was what that was the the big
Devente Caparty I'm out at the newly opened the coyote driving in which I love it
I'm a fan of drive-ins to begin with and I was sad to see them go away in the North Texas area
Now we've got the galaxy down in NS and the coyote in the galaxy isn't the galaxy at the five screens?
Yeah, yeah, I mean with a minute call off course to boot two of them. That's cool. The coyote is fantastic
It's a great family atmosphere tons of dogs where tons of kids. It's just it's right by a great field
Just outside of downtown Fort Worth. We got to go do three screen members. Yeah, I follow them on Facebook
And they're opening that they had a big deal about all the people that brought their dogs and stuff that was pretty cool
We we kind of like two dozen of them, but the great thing about White House down was about a
hour and a half into it and I already knew that you're gonna take your brain out you're gonna put it in the seat next scene
Just good. Yeah
Kind of like X-Men first class leave your brain eat brain with the door
What because you have to because it's so far out of continuity if you tried to bring your geek out with you
It would melt shut up. We already had that already. We were not gonna have that already when I loved I love that
Moving I can't wait for you. I'm coming over to these monitors. He will do it. Yeah, so I think there's a main purpose
I loved first class
But what I'm saying is you have to leave your geek brain at the door because there's so much out of continuity
If you try to watch it with a geek brain, you're gonna die
I'm gonna move back in the movie continuity is the great thing about it with days and nights your power
I can't wait for these a few to pass. Okay, they're gonna do it. It's going on now
Yeah, did you see the picture that they posted the other day?
Did you see the picture of the house they posted two days ago? Yeah, I did just the the mail box had maximum off and I almost cried
We're compared we're looking at clay's new tattoo over here. I saw picture on Facebook. Yeah, that's okay
So he's saying I love days of future past so much. I have it tattooed on my leg
I had spent two hours in the chair this week for my birthday and you're having it just piece by piece
Color and everything right. Oh, he did the full outline and he'll be and I'll go back in a month
When were Charlie Bowling Snoopy part of X-Men?
I'm serious Charlie Brown and Snoopy are right there at the base of it. No if I is that's that's the watcher and beast
Don't you know that a that a talking bird and a dancing dog or mutants? I'm not gonna argue that
That's a valid point and they were hunt hunted down by sitinals. Are you gonna put sting on there?
Told you I was gonna work him in here
Dude that's sick that is sick. I can't wait to see that thing
So then I have to get my shout out to Lone Star tattoo tray at Lone Star tattoo did the work he does all my tattoo work
He's fantastic really really good tattoo that's I got to get a like good good wrap around photo of that for the for the
Facebook fans that's so that's freaking awesome anyway, but an hour and a half into White House down
There was just this point and if you go to watch the movie
It's not like movie p. We're at the specific point. You're gonna hit it, but you'll just hit there go
I can't believe I'm watching this freaking movie and you start laughing your head off at every single thing that happens at an
Avalanche limousine and a rocket launch shirt and a swimming pool because
I'm telling Role and Emberkates the White House
And we we documented it last week there were four different movies where he completely demolishes the White House
Did he get denied a tour as a kid and he's got you
Take sick to get revenge show you White House
We who need Dr. Drew on the case
God number five dropping from the bronze medal this week is World War Z 18.2 million for a three week total of 158.8 million dollars
It is
30 or 22
32 now
190 million for more horsey would finally got a monster you though something's never okay
Nothing to do with World War Z that they could have called it right other thing yeah
They should have fourth place is the gold winner for last week monsters
University of makes another 19.6 million dollars for a three week total of 216 million dollars
Love Pixar. I wish they would quit making sequels and I know they said that they dialed
Yeah, and it makes nothing for me, but you know what?
I think the problem was when they made Toy Story 2 is gonna be a direct to DVD and it was so
Yeah, so good they went to make a movie. I think they think everything is so good. They should just make it a movie instead of direct
Give me another incredible
A man a man
What you're gonna do it do it days of future past
The Incredibles
Your bronze medal winner was your silver medal winner last week
$25 million for a two week total of eighty six million dollars almost doubling its budget for the heat
Yeah, I saw this week. I really liked it. I
Thought it was gonna be one of those movies where all the funny parts were in the trailer and it was not it was really funny
It does suffer from the qualified disease every movie that Paul has done
His gags run about 30 seconds too long kind of like the
The diarrhea bit and bridesmaids precisely. Yeah, yeah, same thing happens with it, but honest to God
You shit's in a toilet or in a sink. You haven't seen bridesmaids
No, no, no, no, no, Melissa McCarthy does not do that in this movie
She's amazing. I love that woman. There's one scene the Sandra Bullock just totally takes it
Yes, yes, I'm gonna see it. I want to see it. I'll check it out. Good movie
Not as funny as White House down silver and gold medal winners are both debuts this week the lone ranger with its
$215 million since when's they has made
$49 million
So
29 in the last two days bad movie bad movie bad movie
John Carter 2013 is what we're looking John Carter was a great
You are wrong
Invalid
You're picking the levels over your gentleman. Oh, that hell
I liked John Carter I did too, but I waited to watch it till it was on so I think spend a fortune on it and it fell flat on it's
Fame blame that on the marketing department
Indeed, and who's responsible for this one is this is the but the marketing department could not save
Lone ranger. This movie is so bad your gold medal winner for the weekend
If you had any doubt in your mind to the surprise of no one a
76 million dollar film
Then in the last three days has grossed
$82.5 million and since it opened on Wednesday has made
142 million dollars for despicable me to on a 76 million dollar
That's one of our friends at box office, but we're telling you how much of that was Steve Correll
20 mil. I know how much of it wasn't Al Pacino
And the villain of our generation known as Benjamin Bratt
When I think a replacement for Al Pacino, that's what comes to my mind. Bratt's a good actor. I like Bratt
I like it, but I just didn't I mean God bless him for getting the check, but I just want to know how you have creative differences
With the company after you've done all the voiceover work, and a kids movie. That's what I want to know
Is that what happened? I know I got creative differences with a director any any a neighbor placed Bratt two months ago
Like it was like last minute Bratt came in and did all the voiceover work. Wow
What? Because you're not agile
Mo Magarita, but my Jack and Jill performance. That's the whole thing. Anything Pachino says from here on out
I'm gonna look at go you did Jack and Jill
So let's get to our one movie talk
Story for this week because with the with the geek population in this room. How to percent what does it what was that supposed to mean?
I
Where like I'm like a badge of my sleep
Come on, babe. I wave that flag
May 29th and 30th of next year go to the Prince Albert Hall in England because they sell like that from London
And back to back nice
I love that will be in back to back nights
You're gonna get the JJ Abram Star Trek and then Star Trek into darkness, but this score will be played live from the 21st century symphonic orchestra
There's not the 20th century any worth the 21st now. Wow and tickets arranged from $22 to $82
I guess depending on where you want to set they've already done this with the Lord of the Rings films
Yeah
I'm if if I continue and it's yes
Yeah, oh, Russ said that low-ringer got a D minus for somewhere
Go, I know that that's why we say well on Wednesday on Wednesday
It's rotten to me. It was ready. It was 22%
Wow, it had gotten up to 68 my Friday
Which I don't know if they were factoring in fan reviews or what was going in factoring in fan reviews
I think it would be a five my god that maybe was so bad
But I would I would do this Star Trek thing. I've always fascinated by the live orchestra playing along
The first time I think I remember hearing about that or seeing an example of it was whenever they read it
It and they did that premiere at the Hollywood Bowl, which I believe is conducting the orchestra
I didn't they do this with Fantasia 2000. Yes, I believe so
Both the both last years in this year's Oakland film festival
They had old silent movies that were live scored on stage by an eight or a night piece band
That would be crox like it is one of the coolest things you if you have any opportunity to see a live score movie
It doesn't even matter what the movie is if it's a I mean if it's a beautiful movie
It just makes it that much more transcendent, but it was the it was amazing with the long-range of the
That'd be cool to see like it would improve it that'd be cool to see like metropolis or like I've seen
Metropolis or something like that. That'd be awesome. Yeah, just any of those old silent movies
If you had you see a live score going on anywhere make plans to go see it
It's phenomenal experience. I had to book that if they do that again. Yeah, moving you releases in a movie house near you this week
Because there were so many unanswered questions from grownups. No. No. Oh my god
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no and
Because David Spade has nothing better to do
Has it get your residual checks from rules of engagement and stop making these movies and we all know who the Kevin James Royal was supposed to be anyway
And that makes me even satter
Hey, it was supposed to be farly farling. Oh, no, no, no, no, no
Even by putting stone coaxy of awesome this movie, you're not gonna get people to see it. I'm sorry grownups, too
No, you're not gonna be stopping in it. I wouldn't go back. Okay. Now here's the question. Captain Insano. Why is it trending better than Pacific
Round because people are dumb
I don't know here's what it is. What did I say on the show a month ago? Pacific Rim is too many people going to be the surprise head of the summer and it shouldn't be
Cuz that movie's gonna be freaking awesome
It's John Robots man. It's Robots versus Monsters. Merka. Why didn't they get a name
Talent in Pacific Rim?
They did not really
Elba, not to me Charlie. Hey, Charlie. Hey, you know it. I would like to give you some all the Charlie day just hanging out
Talk I mean, because I'm like I mean, I would these two have to Charlie days SNL great
Okay, here's let me rephrase my question at this
$140 million budget why didn't they get an A list or in I guess that's 120 million out because it's gonna be the CG
Yeah, I guess Ron permanent and then it's able to take all the back
Yeah, and for the words for georem of del Toro
Cuz geomocant make up of you without Ron for a moment. Yeah, and I'm okay with that. I have to I dig the guy
Yeah, I'm I'm I'm so ready for Pacific Rim. I'm here. I'm interested in the movie. I'm curious
I'm just like really there's not one guy on here with a big name that because as an indie filmmaker
The first thing you hear about oh, I was gonna distribute your film because you don't have a big name on it
But when you're looking at Pacific Rim, but you're geomocant Toro you already are
Squirrel's mating in a cage 90 studios have paid 50 million dollars for it
But I get it. This is a big gamble and I would say this is this is John Carter big gamble
But because you're taking off at your same time. Yeah, because you're taking a guy
You're taking a cast that really is TV stars and you're taking a budget that's twice as much as he's ever had
Because I looked at the budget of things he's worked with and he's only had a hundred million
This is a 200 million dollar film and the people that are starring in are all TV people and
So it's a huge gamble the TV people have never pulled anything like this
Yeah, and on top of that this is not an adaptation of a book. It is not a sequel
It was not our reboot. Is it completely original story Hollywood does not make summer tent polls
I thought this was like an ABC comment. No, no, no, it looks like a original right looks like it should be
That's not what it was. This is not robot juxtapes the next generation
This is not show gun warriors although it looks like this is awesome
That was kind of fun whole-tron
But I'm dumb stuff. I've got my head
Well, you know, the thing is is
Leonardo DiCaprio has the rights to robotech and I could see if this is successful
Robotech could get made fine do it. Yeah, I'd love to see a bunch of giant robots fighting across when we're off the air
Can we watch the gotcha man trailer again, Rob?
I've seen it. I've seen it
I want to see I almost cried gotcha man was the club
Very bad number battle of the planets. We were grown up. It was a yeah 21. Yeah, that's what yeah
Gotcha man is the
This version yeah, and they made a live action version
I just hope that it's better than and I know this is the wrong room to say this in but the star blazers
Maybe that they made a couple of years ago. Never saw it. Never got to see it. I I will let you folks borrow it because it's
It's okay
It's not as good as you want to be in the ending really. So mad name. Let me say I see
I'm with you just for a bit because I watched like the first five minutes and I kind of zoned out
And I was like you you don't have me hooked yet, and I want to watch this. Yeah
I don't have to do a secret screening of that somewhere with like the Texas maybe. Yep. Let's do it. Yeah
Also this week the sequel to the cult horror classic VHS VHS 2
I've seen the trailer and still have no interest. Saw the first one
Love the first one. I'm not a horror movie guy. That's why that was very well done
There's a lot of good directors who did pieces for VHS 2 and yeah
I'm I'm by Joe Swanberg. So I'm I'm kind of imposed like the first one, but it was
When you do an anthology movie like this, it's gonna wind up being uneven. That's what I worry about with the HHS 2
And a movie that's about 20 years to late
Called killing season
Lab at season it might as well be deep in the Appalachian mountains already out a
reclusive American military veteran in a European tourist strike up an unlikely friendship
But when the tourists true intentions come to light what follows is a tense battle across some of America's most forbidding landscape
Proving the old adage the pierist form of war is a one-on-one starring Christopher Lambert
What girl? Oh no. Oh no wait for it
You're a reclusive American military veteran is Robert De Niro and
Your European tourist with a horrible Russian accent
John Travolta
Wow, I've seen the trailer and I almost put my head through my coffee table
And that's what you get for having big stars make your movie
You get a like that that's why they didn't do Pacific Rim
They were busy doing killing season
Okay, but that makes sense. Yeah, I thought because I could see John Travolta driving driving a younger
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, sure. It's so weird. I am coming
God, I thought the guy was I thought the guy who was gonna kill us
This hunting is so weird
Terms and conditions may apply which is a documentary about the things you click on and what you actually end up submitting yourself to
Saw that at the Dalsaran National Film Festival
Fantastic documentary 100% on rotten tomatoes right now great. So I'm very interested in this and
I'm dealing with idiots. It's been moved back. I can't find it on my listing the title of this show
Yes, but have it hang on anybody in this room seeing the trailer for the hot flashes
Yes, yes, and I'm out. Yes, I've been married twice
Boom, but think of it this way
Dodgeball meets grown-ups with middle-aged women
Out out out now
Brook shields one to psychs. Oh, no
Yeah, do I need to keep going?
I'll go over to your magic
Still looks great. Yes, but I she won't make me see this film
Yeah, I
Saw the trailer for this. I'm nothing but trailers and I was like it looks can somebody tell me that this is just this is a bit right
I mean, am I being pumped? This isn't really a thing right one right like with no humor
I
Just I was like this. This is not happening. White house downstil all the humor. Is I pretty much I think that's what it looks like
DVD and blue right new releases and Chad is in line right now
He just left the studio so he can get his copy of Tyler Perry's temptation confession to my marriage counselor
The Stephanie Meyer written the host wasn't that just in theaters like a week ago? Yeah about that
Me a spring breakers which I'm intrigued, but I don't know how it treats
It's because you're 40 and you want to see a bunch of young women that turned into big girls
Bank robbers and drug dealers that movie is such a damn train wreck and I I love the people involved in it
I just I
Lush a lot like but tell whether to be pissed off or what it was usually it looks like savages
Which is not my DV on right now
It's nothing like so
Yeah, I'm looking forward to seeing it. Oh, okay. I'm talking about savages. Yeah. Oh, so just I was just I was just good
Emissioned with the scene of fay. I don't know any of these
Tina Fey Paul ride. It's a she's ahead of an admissions college and yeah, they start dating. It's a romantic comedy
Dead man down starring Colin Ferrell and a legendly starring Wade Barrett from the WWE who has like three lines
Which look good football trick at that one didn't he? I believe so
Interested in the Marvel Knights Wolverine origin film long as it's not that Japanese anime credit
No, this is the Marvel Knights movie, so it's it's ours Marvel Knights is gonna be hardcore then
I mean, I've got the whole series. Yeah, it was nice. It's gonna be Zaruss Paul
Yeah, Paul Jenkins was okay with it
I don't know why they gave him that to like we're gonna finally tell the origin of the guy and you're gonna be responsible for it
And it's just okay
And the robot chicken DC comic special, which I didn't even know that. Yeah
Robot chicken is getting a little bit less funny every year and then that's very sad are we gonna ever see the Star Wars detours series that the robot chicken guys
No, they killed it. They killed it. Yep. They killed it that thing had a lot of promise. Yes
I was really really looking forward to seeing that and I wondered what the outcome was gonna be once Disney bought the company
Yeah, we ever are we ever gonna get season two a black dynamite
I didn't know a season one I've never saw you ever talking you never saw the adult swim animated series of black dynamite
No, and I was a I was a first day real black dynamite
Really it's all my bread. It's all the same actors doing their voices in the animated series, but it's and oh
The heart of that movie is a film
Don't knock and see it's right because I was skeptical because I love my favorite whole mind in the film
Socastically I'm the leader my favorite part of the home movie, but and I was like I'll watch one episode
I love Michael Jai White. Yeah, and I watched first episode and I'm like I never missing another episode of this show
Is this available somewhere I can I'm a cartoon network probably has it on demand? Okay, and I think it's available on DVD
Don't quote me on that, but I think it is I will grab Irvin said. Yeah, I love house park. Yeah
It's already out there. All right. I'm doing that
Let's go to POI and we took POI and we put it at after a movie talk for a specific reason for the people in this room
It's actually something that Devon brought up in the chat room last week
POI stands for person of interest. It is a segment we do on this show where we take a person or an entity and we debate their greatness or lack there of
Two of the gentlemen in this room
Are working on
Films and let me see three or smarter than we are
Let me say first of all I was given the very high privilege and the thankful privilege
to read the script for Donovan
Jason emailed it to me last Sunday night and I told him he got here today. I read it
I read it I read it on my iPad in one sitting
At two o'clock in the morning. That's a hundred and six pages. Do you know me and?
I loved it. I loved it. And I don't say that just because he's my friend
We talked a little bit of off-air about some of the things that some of the questions I had and
Fortunately most of them were the right questions
Questions that were intended to be asked
Devon working on a documentary called everything doesn't suck and Devon
I'm gonna give you just a moment here to explain
The film itself the log line is it's how the web has changed to build production promotion over the last 15 years
with crown zero being
1999 when you had the episode one trailer
They're viewing online and the Blair Witch Project developing buzz six months before it even hit some ends
So we look at the ways that the movie going experience has changed for
For for studios for audiences and what's next and there is a trailer
Very good trailer. It's up at everything doesn't suck.com where you can just search YouTube or
Vimeo for the trailer on either of those sites and since both of these gentlemen are
Every man
Money is something that is not in abundance and
So they have chosen now that I thought they're about birthday gifts
And so they've chosen to crowdsource this thing which I'm totally on board with
But I kind of wanted to compare and contrast stories about crowdsourcing because my worry about crowdsourcing
Well, it's a crowdfunding. Let's let's be proud. Okay. Okay. Well, you can you could do crowdsourcing for a movie and that was how iron sky
Did it a couple years which is in my instant queue right now, and it is one of the best worst movies
You're gonna see in a long Sarah Palin versus space Nazis. What I'm saying you space Nazis from the dark side of the moon
Let's let's be clear about this, but with iron sky not only did they go to the web to ask for funding
They also went to the web and said if you are a graphic artist if you are a motion artist
If you have a model house to help us make this movie
So they crowdsourced a lot of different parts of the film production
Whereas with Jason and I we're both making the movies we just need help with the finance
So we're saying that crowd sourcing and crowdfunding are two different cons absolutely fair enough
But my worry about it is and this is
Going to sound weird, but it's the only way I can say it. It's like it's it's gotten into the wrong hands
Oh, I see we're going right now. Yeah, to me for somebody like
Why did I just lose his name is I braff Zach Braff
It's a crowd source in indie film. I'm like dude. You take a crap and make more money than I make any year
You've got a rod money
Why I what I love this John Lajual who plays taco on the league
He did he did it he did it. I started series like I just need money. Give me money
I thought that was great, but
It's kind of gotten away from what I feel it should be things like indigo go go.com. It should be exactly that
It shouldn't be
It should be normal people trying to do extraordinary things
But then there's the other side of that coin and Chad you're going to see where I'm going with this
The DDP thing
That argument could be made to right because DDP diamond Dallas page former wrestler
He's a yoga instructor no those are my initials if you've ever heard of Scott Hall who was razor Ramon in the 90s
Guy has battled demons for years. I mean years in and out of rehab almost died at least twice
We'll survive. I haven't we all but
DDP has this thing he's calling that the accountability house
He's already brought in Jake to snake Robertson has almost fully turned Jake's life around
He's brought in Scott Hall. They did a crowds of funding deal
Where they needed to raise 50 grand for for surgeries for him so we could continue the training they raised it and Scott Hall looks better than he has in 20 years
So I can almost excuse that given the nature of it
But in a case like Zach Braff, I just kind of wanted to go dude really when I've got two guys in this studio
Who would like kill people in the street for a tenth of what he raised in two days?
I guess if I was killing somebody in the street for there's there's there's a really good example and a really bad example
Well, it's not even a really bad example
About a month before Zach Braff came out and said that he wanted to crowdfund his project
Rob Thomas not the singer for matchbox 20, but brighter in creator of Veronica Mars
Went to his uh, went to his fan base and said I have the rights available to make a Veronica Mars movie
The studio has said if I can raise the money to do it, we're gonna do it and it was the fastest to a million fastest to
It didn't even make millions it didn't even get it was about an even what less than 24 hours for they got to the million mark
Correct, yeah, and you know that they he had great that the key to any good crowdfunding campaign if you
And by the way if you have not gone through and looked at sites like kickstarter dot com or in the go go dot com or
God knows there's about a five or six what the jiu's a starter in the he's doing his on his own
Well, yeah, I did I tried kickstarter last year and it failed collocally
And then it took it over to my site right and I've been working on it on my side since then
The reason I went with any go go with everything doesn't suck is there's a there's a specific way to do it
Where you not only get the money immediately regardless of what you hit your goal or not
But if you actually do get past your goal they'll refund
Part of their fee structure
So instead of taking 9% out between what PayPal and
If you go go takes out it wants a being about four percent
So we did not hit that number, but we still have the money available to us and the goal we had we just we had a $10,000 goal
over a six-week campaign
Um
Actually, I'm getting sidetracked Rob Thomas um great perks for it. We had a lot of different perks
Right, you know, we have two shirts. We had the great bacon Samurai audit your debate. I almost wore my bacon Samurai shirt
Love that logo it was it was it was one of the things where we actually had to come up the logo and that's probably not gonna be the final one
But that'll be the limited edition to whoever contributed to the campaign right right
Rob Thomas has great perks, you know you get your name as part of the script
You get a walk on part
And there's one guy that did the walk on part, but he's giving it to somebody else because he's afraid of how bad it might be for him
I write about the guy that actually did that right so I mean, and then that's where your fan base
You know works for you
Then you got the other side of the campaign where it's David Mamets daughter and I don't remember the chicks name and I don't watch girls
So uh Don can come in here and tell me her name
But she has this she has this two person art band and
they went on to
Kickstarter and said help us make this
This wonderful art video for our song one song a music video their goal was $35,000
$35,000
Dollars one song for one four and a half minute video
That's that's the going rate anymore and I'm telling you right now the the campaign didn't even get 10% of that
Do you know what was the name
It's David Mamets daughter
Okay, Don's looking it up right now. Yeah, he's got to seven seconds away at least you have people who understand that
Your full of shit and we're not gonna fund your vanity project. I don't care who's daughter
You are I don't care what hit show your part up and you know what I'm kind of that to me
That's kind of a good thing because right now she's immediate darling anyway for that show
So HBO cough up some cash
Yeah, my problem is we especially went from and with the rob Thomas thing
Are you telling me that a studio told you that a
Show that has an amazing cult following wouldn't give you the interest to fund that moving yeah
Yeah, he's been just if he came out tomorrow. Oh, no, we're gonna go ahead and you know
He goes to the to the fox and says hey, I want to do another firefly moving
He could go on the internet and in four hours have enough people that would commit to even just say here
I'm gonna pay for my ticket now. Yeah, and the studio could green like that. Yeah, and they won't and and we'd won't do it because as soon as
I'm just saying I said an example. Yeah, and I understand that and because and
The fan base for Veronica Mars is not as fervent as the fan base for firefly
Which that's already been through them wrong the
A million dollars and less than 24 hours
From fans and that's not even paying for the ticket to see it the chip
But that but that was a three season series on the CW
Firefly was 14 episode and it launched the if you look at the cast list for Veronica Mars
There are about six different people who have amazing careers
We've got their start on Veronica and it's in production right now
Yeah, they said they let the first picture from the set out a few days ago. Yeah, can I argue?
Against you for this this is what I want because what I want so in in response to you know
That graph doing what he wants to do if he goes to a studio what he would have to do is have to agree to those terms of like well, you know
We would like to have you know
We'd like to edit the story. We'd like to you to put this guy in this movie
We'd like you to make these changes for us to give you money and
And so what he's trying to do is keep it pure and simple. I want to I've already written a story
I've got my cast
I've got what I want and I know my money and this is what I need
Yes, he's argument is he wants to final cut on this. He wants to retain the creative control over his story
So he goes to the fans to get his money that way he keeps control and purity of his own
But if you have the money
But okay, but that's saying like you want to take your entire paycheck and say well
I want to do this on my own. No, I'm going to take that big of a gamble. I don't
Maybe it's just in my brain which God forbid, but in my mind Zack bref's got money
Okay, it's not like he's a she's not Jason. He's not Devon who's just struggling to make a film
This guy's got money. He's got money, but he wants to be able to do a big film
He could make a small film. I mean, he made garden state, but he still went to the studios
He still had to get distribution. There there were things outside of you know what he could just front
And he's already fronted part of that money. He's trying to get more money to finish what he would he's already started
And it does cost I mean if you're doing the movie yourself it costs more than if somebody else is funding it
I'm trying to figure out
Can you help me with this because if you're doing it yourself if you're funding it yourself you're also paying for the insurance
You're paying for all of the other services where if somebody else is running the check your out of pocket wines at beat
Well, I'm I'm talking myself in circles in here. It's getting cost less of other people are paying for oh, yeah, and then it sounds like that's an obvious statement
But there's oh
No, it's like right baby. I've been listening to Kevin Smith for too long. I don't know
Well Kevin's this man and that's the other thing is Kevin Smith and
Yeah, or yeah, 10 the guy who directed the amazing film pit stop, which just got picked up for distribution
All of these guys if they're or I'm sorry. No
Shane Carruth the director of primer and the recent released upstream color
You do screening events for your films and like Kevin Smith did was with red state right
Where the ticket price is 20 bucks. It's you know six eight months before you can see it on
Any around yeah that and you pay for your film that way and you do your own distribution where the thing is in the green before you even have to you know
release it you know Smith Smith crack the code quickly, but
Jason and I we're not Kevin Smith. I
But do you feel that's what I'm saying we're on a level like you guys are trying to work to me
That is the intention of this thing. Yeah, no, it absolutely is it whether you're a band that's trying to you know
Do an album and a tour or a visual artist or you know, there's a lot of great philanthropy
Projects right Kickstarter indie go go people who are actually they're not trying to make a movie
They're trying to better the planet. Okay, but I think you're so what your argument is is you're saying that people are gonna go give
Him money and not give them money when I feel that
They're going to kickstarter and now you've got more people going to kickstarter and going well wait a minute
What is this and then they start looking and seeing other films that they could fund when they would have never clicked on that link
They never would have done it. So it's actually looking at it for more of somebody opening a door for somebody else
Ability right one side of the coin that the controversy is now that that these big mega stars have come in and now kind of
Tapped into kickstarter and our are you know, one side of the controversy is oh my god
Zach Braff has come in and now he's stealing all this money that these small independent movies could have gotten and then the other side of the controversy is
Hey, look at all this exposure kickstarter is now getting because of Zach Braff that all these people wouldn't have known about
If he had never come in so
It's in this this is growth
Cycle and it's part of the growing pains of kickstarter. It's in this new development stage that that is going to lead it into a different door and we nobody knows what the hell is going to go
And he's also has tweeted other films that he saw that he felt like needed to be
Shown in one of them was a Dallas film that's a documentary on the people who are doing a lot of the cases a lot of the DNA cases
I think it's called project innocence. Yes, it's project. Oh, yeah, well, what movie and movie what's the movie?
That that came from
With Julia Lewis conviction conviction love that film. Yeah, so so I wouldn't have known about that except he tweeted about it
I gave them money. It got funded and it won the 35 that or a 35 thousand dollars
Medits gold now we're going to get to see it. Yeah, I don't know if Zach Braff has an interest in mental illness
He might
Hey, he does he he's he see how you aren't
Worked the Donovan plug right into that. I see what you did there
When you were doing your when you were doing your crowdfunding campaign did you find that it was one of the most humiliating things you've ever done?
Oh my god, I'm still beaten up by it. It was like I'm afraid to do it again because of how badly I get beat up
It's horrifying because you feel like it's a leap of faith. Absolutely. Yeah, not only that
But you just feel like you're standing on a street corner for six weeks for the cardboard science
And please, you know help me make a movie and they'll get
Completely new will film for a footage. Yes. Yeah, completely right another six inches
Yeah, but think about if you were I mean think about that leaf
What if what if Zach Braff had gone out and done it and then all of a sudden failed and didn't meet that gold and then people would be pointing at him going well
And and what what was her name the the chick from the
God there sit calm the Melissa Joan Hart she she tried to do one and I think and it got failed
Poor option of what their goal was and failed miserably now you talk about a blow to the ego that way
When you do have actual brand awareness to your name and then it fails. Yeah, well, and that goes back to the jocy
Amamit or the associate. Thank you found don't go
The that was the the music video, you know that they're they're a laughing stock now because they wanted
They get well the ask was too big the return was too small
I can't even I don't even know what the perks were on it, but you know I just like that part of it the perks thing
Yeah, I think that's really awesome because that there's a band that I'm a fan of it's a Christian
Well profits and they've been two ring in the same fan for 10 years and they were trying they crowdsource enough to buy a bus
And one of the one of the levels was you got to actually like be in the suit with them and write a song for a day
Or if you gave it up, they put your name on the bus the perks thing
I think it's awesome. There are a lot of bands that there are pledge music is a specific
Obviously music driven crowds crowdfunding bit one of my favorite musicians blue
BLEU
Music on Twitter
He is his
Album was done through them also luscious Jackson
They would they would they would they would back in the studio and they really haven't that name in years
I'll tell you what it's rocket. Yes, they just kick started and they
The name comes from a body python sketch. Yeah, exactly right and
That's the way again. You're connecting with your existing fan base and these musicians are better than anybody
But then you know filmmakers on saying thank you for doing this this other guy who I know who you have no idea who it is
If they're stuff less and they're also on the same crowdfunding
Network and that I mean I've just from just from the updates that blue has been giving
About a half dozen musicians who I know idea because I don't live in New York
I don't live in LA just amazing amazing stuff so that that part of the networking which goes back to what Clay was saying
If you opt into the emails that you get from kickstarter in to go go once you send 20 bucks to Rob Thomas or to Zach Bradford whoever else
That's where you're okay. I can I can spare 10 bucks. I'm lunch. That's gonna be what I
That's gonna be night kickstarter tip jar money whatever the case maybe and if you do that then you're subverting the system
Which I think is where the whole crowdfunding thing winds up it is it's that was the original intent to
Begin with is so where it's so people like Jason and I don't have to go to a studio with our hands out and
Me never get an opportunity to make them maybe the tools exist to where we can do this for 10 grand 25 grand whatever
And it can still put out a product that we are incredibly proud of and if it finds an audience
So much better and the thing is is like it's social too. So as you join you can add your friends
And you could see well, what are they trying to to help get made? So when I give
Dev and money it sends out a notice and says hey Clay is trying to get this movie made here's a link to it
And then all of a sudden somebody who didn't know about it knows about it and it spreads that word as well
Fair enough. That was a great discussion
That that may be the record for longest P.O.I ever
I have no problem with that because one that's why I slotted this time for what we did one final comment
Please do if we continue with the studio
We will get grown up three
Yes, it's fair point. Absolutely. It's not arguable your argument any argument against that is invalid
Well, and you know that that's part of it, too. Is that where I've could have taken his this new
I don't even remember the name of the movie he's trying to do now, but if you take it to the studio
They could have easily said well we have the power over your movie now, so let's put out of sound
Learn the lead and David Spade and you know Kevin J.
But I also think that we are at least visible on the horizon to the day coming
Where if we get if we get enough
Zach Braffs of the world that are going to take that leap of faith that they can tell the studio to go pound sand
And still get distribution on name recognition and name brand. I think that's what people are trying to do now
Before we get out of this though. I want plugs for what for the projects Jason go
Brilliant many of films dot com check out Donovan the trailer is up now
And I am telling you I have personally read the script
Did you notice all the super hero themes in yeah, it's Marshman hunters
Yeah, did you see that? Yes, there are superhero references throughout the film
I am telling you and again not just because Jason is my friend. I loved this script
You want to see this movie made. Devon everything doesn't suck dot com
We have the Facebook presence everything doesn't suck on Twitter at that doesn't suck and this is actually a good week to follow because
Next Tuesday, we're heading to Los Angeles for a week of filming and there are a lot and and to every single person who
Donated to our in the goga campaign including by the way Clay Harrison. Thank you, sir
Incredibly happy no problem. I want my bacon Samurai shirt. They're actually being printed this week
We'll be saying that this week. There you go
But all of our all of our Los Angeles and Sandia Sandia and Comic Con interviews are coming up this week and that's what the money went to
Was to get us in
To seven California for this week and the the one person I can can there are five people who we targeted from the get-go to
Produced this movie one of them was Troy Duffy the writer director Boondox handsome Boodox
Troy is definitely in and
Then there's just we
My daughter is listening wow
She had to go the master. Oh, she was listening, but she's a big walking dead fan and
Gail and heard
Wow, yeah, oh wow
Wow and
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I just want to take a couple of minutes as we are wrapping up the show
He means that we went too long. No, not at all when we got seven minutes. We got seven minutes left
First we talked about sting we talked about friends
First of all, I want to say I'll be free all in the coconuts. Hey, all you have my attention
Thank you anything, but I just love listening first of all. Thank you for every person that has listened to this show
It when we first started this thing
I was not sure what it was gonna be. I wasn't sure where it was gonna go. I
Barely could spell the word podcast
Three years later
Three years later. He's still can't spell it
It's not too great. The studio is more than I ever thought it would be
From a small radio check mixer and two microphones for five people at one point
To what it is now and what it will continue to be and I'm gonna talk to these three gentlemen off the air
About some of the things that I would really like them to be involved in chatting you and I have already talked
Fondongo a guy who was at one time just a dude. We saw at the paper views who
has really
Up the game of this show. I mean, there's a lot of things that are coming in the pike that we can't even talk about just yet
That and not give a bite. Oh, okay
That we can't talk about just yet, but I'm very excited about and they wouldn't be what they were
without
Don's help so
Thank you for that sir. The empire has become a a thing
I don't like it refer to it yet that
Like to say I got a lot of will wishes from the empire themselves text you may call me they really did the the
Empower did come out in force and I saw some people mentioning on the Facebook page
very it's just been
These last three years have been amazing and I can't think everybody enough
We're not going anywhere season four starts next week. We're not even taking a week off between seasons
There's no hide this on the show
We work here around and we're counting special additions. We're not like Game of Thrones
Darna where we make it suffer for me. And Don does don't want to crowdsource any an iron throne
There are only thirty-six thousand dollars including shipping
Have you seen this on the HBO website? Yes, yeah, and it looks real comfortable. Oh, yeah, that's a real
But I still want to get the little sticker that goes in the toilet that makes it look like the iron throne. Yeah, it's kind of neat like
See though, you know, I had a big trashy happening my life changed in five minutes literally and
Now pouring from the empire with some credible, you know, and
It shows a community simmerman wanted, you know, can I do anything for everybody on the empire?
There's been a crib all I can't think everybody enough for this
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