The Clubhouse – Episode 6

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It is Saturday nights, it is 804 on the East Coast, it is 504 on the West Coast.
It is the 18th of August in the year of our Lord 2012, it is season 3, episode 6, the clubhouse
is on the air. We welcome each and every one of you individually, whether you are listening,
live, whether you're in, listening on the archive, or maybe you're just listening on your
portable device. We don't care how you listen, we just appreciate you to listen.
My name is Rob, and I am the guy with all the screens in the room, as I usually am. Joining me,
perhaps for the last Saturday for a minute and a half, maybe, we're not sure yet, but he's
got a nice 3 day weekend that he's in the midst of. He is chat. Thank you sir. How is your
day obviously, by the way? Oh, about as low impact as it could possibly be. I had lunch
with Sarah and Richard, the greatness of sweet tomatoes. Again, they want to sponsor the
show. I'm good with that. Then, by the way, new website should be ready by the time we
go on the air next weekend. Nice. So, looking forward to great stuff coming. Also, new web
address and everything else. Time to update the feeds. David Ruzazadi has checked in. Welcome
sir. You should have called me. You could have come here. Although it is a little bit
now malweatherous outside. It's blustery outside. And then I came home. By the way, back to
yesterday, I came home, mode the art and started woodling down my DVR, which is a common
practice in this. So, the only things I have multiple episodes to watch now are Black
Dynamite, the anime series, which is awesome. The franchise is with the Miami Marlins and
Louis. And then all my weekly shows are caught up. So, sitting here, we're not kicking
an old school like we did last week. Because joining us in the guest chair tonight is a guy
we tried to get on a couple of weeks ago. He was a little under the weather. And so today
he had to drive through weather to get here. Friend of the show, who will join us tomorrow
night, which we'll talk about here momentarily. He is Steven Zimmerman. I was everyone doing
the night. Doing well. Doing quite well. I actually had a really good day today too. I had
a little practice at the church this morning and came home. And apparently the in-laws
will be here next weekend. So we actually may not be on the air next week at all. I got
to find out. I might have the greatest ascending might be playing the gig next Saturday night.
So I got to find out what the time frame on that is. So lovely and talented Mrs. Irvin
had to go clean out the garage because they're building a work bench for us in the garage
next weekend. And so we did that and that trimmed some of the trees that look like trees
in our backyard. And did more whittling down the DVR. So it's been a good weekend. Did
not get attacked by a Velociraptor like you thought you would not not yet. I haven't
looked under the deck yet. But I don't know what lies underneath the deck that surrounds
the pool. But we're not for sure yet. We start every show with corrections. Well tied.
I have a counter and it just tells me. Unfortunately for the first time Don's join us. Good
to see you. So looking forward to seeing you both of you guys tomorrow. I did not get
all the way through last week's episode. This is this past week has been a pager. So as
far as I could tell we didn't have any mistakes. We'll give ourselves the benefit. Yes.
And the lovely and talented Mrs. Irvin. Hoping we hear from Charlotte tonight because she
alerted me to something that Charlotte needs to to bear witness to. Is this something
on Pinterest? No. Actually, you know what? I don't know if I want to mention that to my
wife. I don't know. She might get addicted to it because my wife gets to she was with farm
bill for nothing. Pinterest might be something that she would probably latch on to. But
dude Pinterest, you you would benefit from her addiction to Pinterest because some of
the recipes that we have found on there. I'm telling you. Charlotte. You get deal. Okay.
Charlotte. You have two choices. You can either come on over. So you can you can be you
know, pop in just like you do or you come over after the show. Well then there's a third
option. Or I can send you a picture message picture message later. It's all I'm saying.
She's on her way now. We always love having her here. She probably has to wait until
she can get her canoe inflated. It is. It's random. Pretty hard out there. But you know,
you want to come on over. Come on over. Get on. Let us start right as we do with a little
bit of NASCAR. No headlines to speak of per se this week. But we're going to talk about
last week's race. The finger lakes 355 and Watkins go in. Your top 10 finishers in
10th place in the number 56 Toyota Napa Auto Parts car. Martin Truex Jr. Number nine in
the furniture. So furniture row slash farm American number 78 Chevrolet. And I'm not
like that's really what it says. Reagan Smith. Number eight. Actually, the eighth place in
the Ford EcoBoost number 17 Ford Matt Kenseth. Seventh place. The number 18 Toyota M&M's
car driven by Kyle Busch. Number six. Number 16 in the Ford 3M vehicle. Greg Biffle.
Fifth place in the Shell Penns oil number 22 Dodge Sam Hornish Jr. There's a name we haven't
said all year. I was about to say. That's two two you know two guys with the last name Jr.
In the top 10 last week. Number four Clint Boyer in the number 15 Toyota 5 hour energy car.
Number three goes to number 48 in the Lose Cortez Silver Chevrolet. So it says she's
gonna stay in today. 10 hours on tax free weekend. Oh, that's a good one. Oh, you.
But anyway, number and the silver and the bronze medal goes to five time, five time, five time,
five time, five time spring cup champion Jimmy Johnson. Silver medal in the number two Dodge Miller
lights Brad Kuslaski. Thank you. And winning the race last week in the number nine Ford Sponsored
by Stanley. The Tasmanian devil Marcus Ambrose. The 10th is that what they call? Yeah,
the Tasmanian devil. They really call him. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Jr. finished 28. Okay, great question.
That's two weeks in a row. He does not have a top 10 finish. How does that affect him in the
points? I'm so glad you asked. Your points update. The number 12 spot if the if the chase started
today would go to Carl Edwards. He and Casey came both do not move. Denny Hamlin drops two places
the number 10. Kevin Harick stays in night. In eighth place, dropping to this week.
Tony Stewart in seventh place. Clint Boyer. Sixth place and he and clipboard goes up three spots
while Martin Truex Jr. drops one to six. Oh, Brad Kuslaski. In fifth place, he's up two spots
this week. Dale Earnhardt Jr. not in the lead anymore as he drops three places to 14 to fourth. I'm
sorry, but he's only 17 points out. In third place, Matt Kinseth drops one. He changes places with
Greg Biffle. So your leader by one point in the spring cup standings right now.
It's starting five time, five time, five time, five time, five time, spring cup champion.
Jimmy Johnson is your current leader in the spring cups. They're way to press control all
delete and get rid of them or something. Geez. God. Racing tomorrow at the pure Michigan 400, oddly
enough at Michigan International Speedway. It's in Delaware. It is a two mile tri oval track
with an 18 degree bank on it. It will be tomorrow at noon Eastern on whatever channel you watch
that is the SP. 34. 34. That is going to do for no, like I said, no real NASCAR headlines to
talk about this week. AJ Almond Dinger hasn't sued anybody or joined another team as far as we know.
So there's that. You are listening to the clubhouse. We are live every Saturday night, eight o'clock
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Question back to NASCAR. How is Almond Dinger going to sue anyone with a little Debbie ass name?
I was like, I'm sorry, but how is it you're going to piss positive for a drug that's known to
give for people for HAD HD and you've already said you don't have HAD HD. That's the problem.
He probably didn't thought they were talking about televisions or something. I mean,
is it through those at home? I mean, how does he? Is that better for focus on the track? Can you
just drink a five-hour energy or take some ginseng below bar or whatever it is for that?
I'm just saying.
You know, I'm poking a smile and shut up. That's a whole different thing. Yes, it is.
I'm trying to get us to the next point here or somewhere on this timeline.
I do. All right. Television. Television talk. Let's do it.
We start. Is this like four weeks in a row that we've done a farewell?
Especially in this segment. We are your one stop shop for all things sports and entertainment.
We do a farewell this week to the great Ronald Gabriel Ron Polillo, who passed away on Tuesday.
Let's see. He was born in Cheshire, Connecticut. He's an Italian descent. You think?
I graduated from the University of Connecticut at stores where he returned to teach in the late 90s.
You probably most well know him as Horshack on Welcome Back Cata. Mr. Cata. Mr. Cata.
That was him. I love that show. Why don't we see that show more in syndication?
I thought it was on Nick at night. Yeah, but it wasn't that guy like the wimpy fonds in that show or something.
More or less. Kind of sort of. He did a lot of voice work and stuff like, oh my goodness.
I'm going to go back to the first one. He did some guest work on Darkwing Duck.
Yeah. And he was also, oh my god. He was the lead character in Rubik the amazing cue.
He was Ron Polillo. He also did some work in the animated series that was called Laverne and
Shirley and the Army. Oh, absolutely. And he also had a small part in Friday the 13th part,
six Jason lives. That's right. He did. I remember that. Return to New York in 1991 and played
Mozart in Amadeus on Broadway. Also played George and who's afraid of Virginia Wool? He played
Amadeus. Arthur and Camelot and Nathan Detroit and Guy's Dolls. But it says
appeared in Broadway in 2008 and Broadway backwards for a charity event for people with AIDS.
He played Biggie Smalls too. He also had a one man show in 2000.
It was a one person show where he played Nazi criminal Adolf Eichelman in the diary of Adolf Eichelman.
So it was a feel good story. Yeah. He was hiding in the basement.
That's it. Wow. Awkward. In 2005, he did his first full length play The Lost Boy,
the true story of Peter Pan author, Jam Berry. And he was a teacher at the G-Star School of the
Arts in Palm Springs, Florida. And he has survived by his partner, Joseph Graham. But oh,
okay. I'm not aware of that. So there's not. I'm telling you, it's like I was telling you
earlier, this is not a good year to be a sweat hog. This is also not. It's one of those
sense of your own mortality things because as we are, as we are getting older, you know, it's one of
those. These are people that were part of my childhood. Yeah. Like we lost Robert Hedges, the guy
that played Epstein back in January. And then we all know about the well story document of
what's been going on in John Travolta's life this year. But the only sweat hog that hadn't had any
problems is Freddie Boom Boom Washington. We haven't heard anything about Lawrence Elton Jacobs.
Thank God. If I were him, I'd be scared to walk out and be scared to leave my house. So via
Comedios to you, sir. I just didn't realize he was a Rubik, the amazing chief. I didn't realize
that Lawrence Elton Jacobs played the Jackson's father in an American dream. Oh wow. When I was
looking him up, I'm like, oh my god, he did play Joe Jackson. Let us change things up a little bit.
My ambiolic from bad news to more bad news. I wouldn't say as bad news because you talk about
a trooper. My ambiolic, if you remember from Blossom, who was currently on a show that my wife is
absolutely addicted to called the Big Bang Theory. Amy Fairfell and I love her.
Apparently in a serious car accident on Wednesday, I saw the headline on IMDB. She returned to work
the next day. Johnny Galecki, but it's on Twitter. This girl's amazing. Apparently she walked
back into work with a cast on her right hand and bandages on her left forearm and she almost lost
a finger. Yeah, I think I have a perfect way to settle that. You have it in the storyline that
Sheldon beat her. No, no, no. Because Sheldon, I might be able to say that. You're something
to this show I have to leave on. But like our husband was tweeting for her. But I'll say it's crazy.
I kind of want to look at the timeline because Wednesday night, she was on the soup.
So you think she left? So I wonder if this happened on her way home from taping the soup?
Because I'm not sure they taped the soup the day in airs.
More than likely then. I like candle box. That's who's playing in the back. Okay, let's say.
So good news for, I wouldn't say friend of the show, but someone who were both a fan of.
Ralph Garmin co-host of Hollywood Babylon with Kevin Smith, a great podcast that you and I
listen to every week. He had, he had, took a couple of weeks off from the show and came back and
said I'm, I'm part of doing a super secret TV thing that I can't talk about and maybe I can
talk about later. Well, apparently we can talk about it because it has come out. Garmin was
originally host of a show on Spike called The Joe Schmoe Show, which if you remember this show,
it was about a person that they think that they're on a reality show, but what they don't
understand is that everybody else on the show, besides them, is an actor.
You know, the Joe Schmoe show is coming back in the first quarter of next year.
So I'm assuming that's where Garmin was. That's why he couldn't talk about it because maybe
they were still filming and nobody wanted to let the guy know. Apparently the bit on this is going to be
where the, the quote unquote reality show is going to be a game show where they're trying to find the next
dog, the bounty hunter type. And that episode of Beavis and Bloodhead, they bet the guy.
No, yeah. That was so funny. Three, third bag.
But the thing is about this show, one of the actors on the show is really a known actor playing
himself being the great Lorenzo Lamis. I don't know if I'd call him the great Lorenzo.
Hey, he was the renegade dog on it in your point.
I think you just made my point. I'm slightly intrigued by this. I don't know why and I shouldn't be.
Train wreck. Just a train wreck factor.
Little upset, we find out this week that Abby Elliott leaving Saturday Night Live.
So another one. And now apparently Sudakis is seriously considering leaving reports are saying
people are jumping ship and apparently Abby Elliott has been getting a lot of
acting cred. She's got a, she had a movie out earlier this year that people have been
raiding about. Apparently the Hollywood offers are coming in for her.
I'll also the daughter of Chris Elliott. Yes.
And I'm going to say that's pretty girl.
Just don't. I'm going to I'm going to miss her because she did that. She did the
Zooey Day Chanel show or was being quirky.
And she had Zooey. And when Zoey posted the show, they did that sketch and Zoey was playing
one of the Olsen twins while Abby Elliott was playing her.
And you've got that other guy that plays Michael Sarah that's just got into a tee.
All you have to do is be born to play Michael Sarah.
But he did the whole. Yeah, it's kind of nice.
I mean, had the whole bunch of the glasses on a textbook and let it sit there and you got Michael
Sarah. Shoot some, shoot some sort of a test tube of DNA at it.
So that brings us to this next show and this next point. And I don't know if you have seen
this picture or not. There is a photo. Erotama Weekly's website is carrying it currently.
Not a fan of the glee. Not really. No, they showed a they showed a TV spot of it during.
So you're thinking of dancing. But you saw I saw her.
Kate Hudson joining the cast of glee as a dance instructor.
Great. They got five more viewers. Congratulations on that.
All I'm saying, Kate Hudson in a in a leotard. I haven't seen that. They just.
Hello, they should are like two. That one nurse. That's all I'm saying. How you doing?
So I'm saying I saw the picture. I was like, wow. I don't think at this point, I don't think
anything can save that show. That show is it even 12 year old girls.
Even even the most rabid fan base that that show has had has turned on it.
It's just I mean, to me, it's that show had a shelf life when it air when it premiered. Yeah.
Because how often can you do this? This bit. I mean, even high school musical kept it in film.
Yeah, it lasted over four years or something.
Has it been? Yeah, it's there in season four. Like I like I watched the Rocky Horror special
just because I'm a Rocky Horror junkie. And I watched their homage to Michael just because I'm
a Michael fan. But it was just so I believe they are doing a Whitney episode this year. Yeah.
But it's so hard to get through because so many of the characters on that show are so
incredibly unlikable. Especially Jane Lynch. And I love Jane Lynch, but Sue Sylvester is a
pain in the butt to watch. So apparently this office spin off is happening. No, it will be called
the farm. Well, of course, talking about the Shrute family. They have cast two more members of
this cast. One of them is a young lady by the name of Mahandra Del Fino. She is going to play the
sister of Dwight and Moj. I hope, you know, if they put Moj more in this thing, I might kind of be
on board because I think he's really funny. I just don't know. Share better if you're listening.
This is going to be a show we're going to deviate on. Just village. This Mahandra Del Fino. Let me
give you a quick rundown for you. She she's been in a series right now called state of Georgia
that lasted a year. She's done a couple of episodes of men of a certain age and people we talk
about on this show who hasn't recently. She was in a she was in the movie life as we know it.
She was in quarter life. She was on Roswell. She was Maria Deluca. She was in the 60s, 61 episodes
of Roswell. She was a girl. She was a daughter in traffic. She was Michael Douglass. She was Vanessa
in traffic. Yes. Also joining the show. I guess playing her son because it's saying that he that he
is also the nephew of Dwight Shrut is a Blake Garrett. Trying to look him up for you really quick.
Oh, he's going to be in that new. This is 40. Have you seen the trailer for this? It's the not so
sequel to knocked up. Oh god. No. He's also in bridesmaids. He's he's Elvin. He's them three episodes
of new girl. He was uncredited in bridesmaids. So, but he's also going to play Thomas in this is 40.
But it's going to focus on the Shrut's trying to open Shrut farms as a bed and breakfast.
All I'm saying is that you had better and I mean you had better
not take Dwight off the office. Pay him twice as much because if you lose Dwight,
you have to lose Jim because you can't lose you can't have one or not the other. They lost.
I mean, they are lost a chunk of their base job in Steve Carell. Well, plus they lost, you know,
Ryan and Kelly are gone both. Yeah, they both let the show and I'll tell you this Mindy this Mindy
Kaling project does not look good. No. Like I want her to do well. I want her to succeed because
I've seen her do stand up. She's very funny. She writes really well. This looks terrible.
So you have this tonight's show story where I just caught one of this today. The headline hit
this morning. Oh, okay, okay. 20 of the 150 to 200 staffers from the tonight's show are laid off.
Leno tries to take a salary cut to try to save jobs and they're saying no. NBC is trying to spin
this. Well, it's not because of advertising or no. Your experiment backfired. Jets time to go. Yeah.
You've already like Conan has said, I don't even want to be in a room with that guy as long as I
walked this planet. And I think the guys got every right to be hacked at Leno. I do too.
Your little nine o'clock show or nine o'clock central. So your 10 o'clock show did not work.
But let's see if we because, you know, I mean, as much as I hate to say it, let's be honest.
Who watches the tonight show that's under 60 anymore? I really don't know.
Because even I've gotten kind of away from Letterman. Yeah, I really don't know. I'm a huge letterman
that late night talk even has a real audience anymore. Next fall, it might
with Arsenio coming back. I don't know. And my thing with Arsenio coming back is I really want to know
are they going to let him do what he used to do? I doubt it. Because you've kind of got to let that
show be what it was. And I think that would, I think that might spark some interest. I'll check it
out. But if he tries to be the Arsenio from the 90s, I think it's going to blow up in his face.
Can he find the whole posse? Can he get them all back? The dog pound or whatever the heck?
The dog pound was the set behind the posse. The posse was the band. Because you remember the whole
thing from Arsenio that is not my band, that is my posse. And my house is this is my not my
studio is my house. And my house is not my house. It's my crib. Love that sketch. It's like come out
here and I go woo woo woo. So then he go to the commercial. And it was because that was back with
Mia people's party machine was big. Oh, dear. And so the show after it was Ed McMahon's party
machine. And it's, um, why don't I just lose his name? Phil Hartman as Ed McMahon going tonight.
Bell Biv Devo. Yes. That is one of the greatest sketches in SNL history. He was like,
yeah, I'm not quite sure. Are we doing okay? The youth of America. Yes.
Yes. Such a great sketch. Love that sketch. And apparently, Peep up Diddy Daddy is stating that
American Idol would have to offer him a lot of money for him to join that show.
Because he's got so much going on. Well, you know, he's the Peep up Diddy Daddy. He's got like 90
perfumes and 60 names. Yeah. How does he have his file taxes? It's the same social security
number. Just roll with it. I don't want to lose this paycheck. Let's do a little MMA talk.
A very little bit of MMA talk. Coming up after we get off the air tonight, my DVR will be rolling
in case we run late, which we probably will. Ronda Rousey fighting Sarah Kaufman tonight. Ronda
Rousey 5 and 0 Sarah Kaufman 15 and 1. And Ronda's won every fight with the armbar. When she
bought Misha Tate for the title and won the title, Misha said, I've gained plan for the armbar.
She's not going to lock it on me. First round submission, armbar.
This and the first of all, Ronda Rousey, how are you doing? Secondly,
she's a fighter. Yeah. Is she not the one that said she wanted to beat the first?
Yes. She is the one that said she wants to beat the crap out of Kim Kardashian.
But she makes her even more awesome, such a fan of this girl.
Anybody winner? Anybody who's got the guts just come right out and say it. I mean, we all think it.
But it was like she just didn't just say that. She put reasoning behind it. She's like, look,
I have a little sister and she idolizes this woman who was nothing but a glorified adult film star.
And let's call it for what it is. Before she had sex with Ray J on camera, nobody would do
anybody in that family, but their father and their stepfather. That's it.
And the other reason we need Robert Kardashian could go to the OJ.
And now the connection. And then we have the crypt keeper known as Bruce Jenner.
Who pops up in every Olympic commercial?
It's not that he looks surprised all the time. That's the way his face looks now.
What was it? John Rivers once said that that dimple in his chin is actually his naval.
That's how Jerry Jones first looked after he had his face lift. The only problem is that
Jenner's never came back down. Yeah. And Jerry Jones still looks creepy. He looks creepy,
but he didn't look as bad. At least his face lift actually worked.
But you know, and she was actually at the weigh-in for UFC 150 a couple of weeks ago.
Because you know, Zufa owns both companies, both Strike Force and UFC.
Right. So it makes me wonder. Is Dana starting to come around on this bit?
If he's got to have a brain in his head. Because he has said in the past,
we're not going to have a women's division. It will not happen.
He needs to. Because these chicks are serious.
Well, my thing is, because apparently they did a survey. I'm like 82% of the people surveyed,
said they wouldn't watch a pay-per-view where a women's fight was the main event.
You don't have to make it the main event. No.
It was the last time a diva's match was the main event on anything.
Never. There you go. But you still have them.
And in a lot of cases, in some of these fights that I've seen,
the women's fights are as entertaining as the men's and sometimes even more so.
They get there. If you've watched in the last three months, the women fights,
it doesn't look like they're ballroom dancing around in a circle.
No. No. They're doing better than the men in the last three months.
I'd rather watch women fight in the MMA dinner and watch WWE matches regardless of gender.
Right. Gina Carano is a freaking main event.
I honestly don't think she's coming back because she's filming fast six with a rock right now.
Oh, is she? Yeah.
He tweeted a picture of the two of them because they're shooting it right now.
And he tweeted a picture of them together on the set.
Oh, and you're lovely why I have a British descent who is just checked in.
Wow. Kind of, kind of late there.
Well, she may not be late. She just maybe been there the whole time and just not said anything.
Maybe she just wants to give you your time in the limelight, sir.
Oh, yeah. Maybe that's what it is because I'm such a spotlight whore.
Let's move on and do a little bit of baseball talk.
I see, I see the twinkle in your eyes.
Why does this sound like an auto zone commercial?
It kind of does. It's, it's, it's, good old.
No key cabrera.
Enjoy your.
Sure, it says because she's on British time.
So this show is already ended.
Dork.
Such a ding dong.
This is why you have to listen to this show live because we have the live chat room.
You register and you can be a registered user.
It doesn't cost you anything.
By the way, our crowd is almost up to 65 people now.
Really?
And we had over 2500 people
check in to
you stream.
That's nice.
You know, over two years.
So I'll, I'll take that.
I'll take that, sir.
Hopefully we'll double that.
But Melkie Cabrera, all star.
Oh, I'm sorry.
You're suspended 50 games because of a heightened level of testosterone in your blood.
At least he came out and said, yeah, he did.
Did he just go see a screening of the expendables too?
And he just got jacked?
Whoa.
One on earth.
Did, did, did, did, screw licks all of a sudden just jump into the mix?
No, this is actually every mix of a song by a group called the letter black.
It's called perfect.
No, they're, they're a Christian rock band.
They're awesome.
I love them.
They're doing the chick lead singer thing.
And she's awesome.
That's where, tell me, that's a great name, though.
In it, the letter black.
The letter black, that's, that's golden.
They used to be called breaking the silence in the change of name.
Your, your wife, who is a British descendant,
says she lost track of time.
Pinterest does that for you.
Which goes back to our early statements.
Yes.
Melkie Cabrera, we talked about him being suspended 50 games.
And it leaves me kind of ties into this next story a little bit.
Because a lot of people are saying, you know what?
The steroids don't help you.
That's why you shouldn't do them blah, blah, blah.
But then we have this story.
King Felix, Felix Hernandez pitches the 23rd perfect game
in the history of Major League Baseball.
And the third one this year.
I mean, I was at work on, I think it was Tuesday when this happened.
How does that tie into steroids?
Because you think about it.
Now that we're past the asterisk era,
can the case now be made since we've had three perfect games in a single season.
And the season is barely two thirds of the way done.
Can the argument be made?
Maybe there's something to this.
Because we've had three perfect games this year.
We've had seven in the last five years, 10 in the last 20,
and then six in the previous almost 150 years.
So what exactly is your argument?
My argument is maybe there's something to this steroids thing.
Because if you look 10 of them in the last 20 years,
30 or they say 15% of them have been in the last three months.
And seven of, so that's what, 35% of them have been in the last five years
since really the league has cracked down on performance enhancing drugs.
So you're saying that these guys aren't juicing or are made?
Maybe the fact that those that were juicing,
maybe that there's there's credence to that argument of,
you know, because a lot of guys are saying,
well, it doesn't help you hit the ball.
Apparently it might.
If you got guys that can't get to the ball now,
that the league is cracking down on this.
Unless the only people that are still on steroids are pictures.
What, yep, that's an excellent argument too.
That's what I'm saying.
I was like, so what exactly is your argument?
Is he juicing or is it the fact that the people
that are hitting on are trying to hit on him aren't?
They're, they're not.
Yeah.
And that's also the first one in Mariners history.
In case you didn't need to know that.
This is going to be a lot, there'll be a lot of things first in a minute.
But you know, the thing about the Mariners,
this is a team that what seven years ago,
100 games.
And now they can't win their way out of this studio.
Much less on paperback.
I couldn't want to scratch off, take it for a free walker.
You're, each hero left.
He's gone.
He's got the pin stripes now.
Thank you.
Well, let's try your Yankee fan, aren't you?
That's why, that's why Charla couldn't be here,
because she might beat up Jeet.
So that's Steven of the studio.
That's all right.
There's enough space.
She's like a big red fox.
There's enough space under these desks here that I can hide.
Oh, no, you can't hide for Charla.
Because she doesn't have to duck to get under the dead.
She's like a, she's like a rabbit.
She's like a rabbit spider.
It took a shot at you.
Go after them first.
Don't say that.
She knows she's very small.
There is no escaping her.
Let's go to your Major League Baseball standing
speaking of the American League East.
The Toronto Blue Jays still currently in last place,
15 games out.
But you know what?
They are a respectable negative 15 run differential.
So there's that.
Uh, the boss and red fox are two and a half games ahead of them.
But the red fox are only three.
Charla said she's the horn swarrow of the show.
Stop it.
That's the way to kill some.
She's going to host our new Saturday morning show.
We're going to be rolling out here very soon.
The Orioles.
Only a game behind Tampa Bay.
Tampa Bay is five and a half games behind.
Oh, good Lord.
Behind the New York Yankees, who are 71 and 49.
They're at almost 600 win percentage right now.
Where they plus 105 run differential,
but not the best in the league.
Really?
Huh, no, it's not.
Not even the nationals.
There's somebody better than them and run differential.
And the Yankees 14 games above 500 at home.
And they are eight above 500 on the road.
In the AL Central, the Minnesota twins.
Also 15 games out of first place.
There are two games behind the royals.
The royals are a game and a half behind Cleveland.
Cleveland has 10 games behind Detroit.
Detroit has pulled into a game and a half
behind the Chicago White Sacks.
So the South Side of Chicago,
is that the North Side of Chicago, isn't it?
The White Sacks?
And the Cubs with the South Side?
Oh, you don't get me lying.
I think that's right.
In the AL West, Chad's favorite division.
Indeed.
The aforementioned Seattle Mariners.
Congratulations, Felix.
You've, uh, you, your team's one three straight,
but you're 56 and 64 and 13 and a half games out of first place.
Then we have in fourth place, seven and a half games out of first place.
No.
The Los Angeles Angels of Anaheim,
Los Angeles County, California,
America, North America, Earth, get Milky Way.
They are two games behind the Oakland Athletics.
The Rangers with a one game win streak.
Now five and a half games ahead of Oakland.
That is such a misnomer.
One game win streak.
So it says that streak one one.
They're five and five in their last 10.
In the National League West,
the Colorado Rockies.
Now a whopping 19 games out of first place,
but you know what, they're still better than Houston.
The San Diego Padres are five games ahead of them,
but Diamondbacks are now only five games out of first place,
and they are also nine games ahead of San Diego.
But the Dodgers, now a half game back
of the San Francisco Giants.
So there's that.
Oh, and Don, what you're talking about,
we are going to talk about in wrestling talk.
So hold on to that.
Hold your horses, Don.
In the NL Central.
Shall we play America's second favorite game?
Call me, maybe?
No, I don't think that's a great song.
I will hit you with a cheer.
How many games out of first place?
Are they Houston Astros?
Chad, 670.
Chad, one million.
I don't know, I don't know.
Take a guess.
It's, uh, 26.
Oh, okay, Steven, uh, uh, 54.
At 39 and 81,
Charles says 22.
They are 34 games out of first place.
They have one 12 road games all year.
They are the Charlotte Bobcats
of the Picture League Baseball.
Reverend Andrews joined us good to see you, sir.
They're, they're run differential as a minus 154.
Um, speaking of streaks, how many does this make an arrow for,
for the reference?
Well, he missed last week.
Oh, did he?
I thought he was there.
He missed last week.
The, the Chicago Cubs are
holding on to fourth place in that division
at 46 and 72.
The Brewers right in the middle of the pack 18 games out.
Your best run differential in the league right now
are the third place John's beloved Saint Louis Cardinals
with a plus 108.
They're one better than the Matt's.
And the Pirates now seven games behind the Cincinnati Reds.
Believe that.
Wow, the Reds still got a hammerlock in first place
in the NL Central.
And then in the only division that matters,
the National League East,
my beloved Miami Marlins are now 20 and a half games out of first place.
They run differential of negative 93.
But the, the Phillies are a half game better than them.
The Mets in third place are only two games better than
but my Braves are only four back after winning four straight
behind the Washington Natinals.
By the way, the Natinals 41 and 23 on the road.
Oh, Lee.
That's how you win champion.
Just say if sir, you win on the road.
And you don't have a clause where Strasbourg can't play.
I'll tell you what, there's there's panic going on in our nation's capital
from that standpoint.
The players are going, can we up down a little bit
but see that the argument that's being used is they've got another pitcher
whose name currently escapes me.
They did the same thing and he's tearing it up this year.
They put him on an in-count last year after Tommy John surgery
and he is blazing it this year.
So there's there's arguments to be made either way.
I honestly, if I were the, if I were management of the Natinals,
what I would do, I would ask him first.
How are you feeling?
Then I would go to a doctor and go,
what are you, the doctor says, pitch the kid, pitch the kid.
If the doctor says if it was me, I wouldn't then don't pitch the kid.
Because you know the kid's going to go, no, I'm good to go right now.
Of course.
And Strasbourg is a beast.
I mean, this kid, good lord.
Have you ever watched him pitch?
No.
I wouldn't, I wouldn't want to get within five feet of one of the pitches.
Because it's just, the kids just smokes it.
They'll put a hole through a jet.
Yeah.
And that's, and that's only his curveball.
They put a hole through a steel wall.
He's steel over there.
All right.
Let us move on.
By the way, join us tomorrow night.
Tomorrow night.
Please do.
Third major of the year, which means you need to meet me at the studio at four.
Okay.
Which means I'll be there to get the gear packed up and get out the Fox and Hound Richardson, Texas.
Central, do you take central to Campbell Road, go west on Campbell Road about a block
and a half right behind the McDonald's.
Five bucks get you in the door.
So take the other 55 bucks you would have spent watching this at the house
for summer slam.
Bring it there.
They have some great food.
They're going to have a great time.
We'll be on the air at six o'clock central times.
That's seven East Coast, four West Coast.
Getting you ready.
We do our one hour pre show.
It's going to be a pretty good pre show.
We're going to have a lot of headlines.
I'm doing the same thing we did last time.
And I think we might do this for a while.
Where I hold some of the headlines in wrestling talk and hold on to them until tomorrow night.
Yeah.
That makes perfect sense.
Because a lot of them deal with the paper.
I think that'll help too.
So join us tomorrow night.
We'll be doing the show live as we do each and every month.
If you can't join us live,
we'll be right here on you stream doing what we do.
And then we'll watch the paper view together.
And good times will be had by all.
Steven said he'll be there.
I'm sure Don's going to be there.
Star was going to try to make it just the usual suspects.
I talked to Doc.
He cannot make this one.
I got like a boatload of people coming this way.
This is going to be good.
I think there's potential for this one.
Which it's a major sporting this time.
I might wear the new rock show.
I think I'm done with the Ziggler shirt after that.
Really?
After that little display of this guy coming to harass me
where I got the shirt from and then shows up to the next paper view.
And I said, yeah, I can't wear that.
What?
Okay, you'll have to explain that one off the air.
Let's go and do a little bit of music talk.
We will start with the Taylor Swift.
She makes an announcement this week
that her new album title release date and first single,
all in one interview.
The album will be called Red.
It will be out on October the 22nd.
There will be 16 tracks on this album.
About average and on days it seems.
And surprisingly, the first single will be a breakup song.
So there's that.
I'm hoping that my computer catches up here.
I can't stand her.
Honestly, I'm sorry, I just...
We have a local radio person that refers to her singing as...
Was it tired voice?
Sleepy voice?
Who was it?
Who was it? Greg O?
Greg O.
Don says that you have to wear this eagle shirt.
Apparently, there's a lot of them on Monday at Raw.
Yeah, everyone bought them and everyone thought I bought mine.
I was like, I came in with the sunglasses and the Ziggler shirt.
And I was like, which stand did you buy it from?
It was like three, six months ago.
Go on shop?
Yeah.
So, show is not on board with the Taylor Swift.
But the new single is called,
we are never, ever getting back together.
Oh, I've heard that like six times today.
Apparently, it's number one on iTunes right now.
Because I checked, I was checking iTunes for some stuff I had to download today
because I did get the new raw thing today.
So, we have that.
Steven just said, you heard that song six times a day
or you had a girl tell you that six times a day.
Now, see, that's your boy.
I think your boy talking to you.
I think I've heard it six times today.
If she texted me back,
she just texted me.
So, she texted me back.
I'll find out.
But I heard it on the radio six times today.
Trying that my computer's running over to Islam.
Trying to get it to Islam.
Now, it's stamping.
I was stamping from there.
And just getting the foes dude out of the bus wasn't added bonus.
And she just bought a like a four million dollar house in Nashville or something.
You're my boy Steve.
Oh, this thing's running slow.
You just set yourself up for that.
I was like, oh man, this is gold.
Thank you, sir.
I guess that's a, I guess that's payback for making the Prince joke on my birthday.
My very first show.
Well played, sir.
Well played indeed.
But it'll be out October 22nd just in time for your
local Halloween party that you can
rock this out.
Chad, she just texted me.
Yeah, you're right.
She just told me.
Now we're clear.
It would be scary as if she wasn't listening in that app.
That would be really weird.
As we go to dead air as the awkward turtle shows up.
I think she's serious.
No.
Why did he go, Chad?
Yeah, it's my fault.
Believe it or not.
Okay, let me, uh,
I'm going to get you to get your little taste of this right here.
Didn't know what you're hearing right now.
I'm queuing you know.
Yeah, because I'm because I didn't buy it.
I'm getting this off YouTube.
I'm just letting you know now because I'm about ready to put my head to the wall.
Uh, because we're going to have to play more of her.
So just go ahead and just finish finish the operation.
So we're going on to the next song.
No, no, no, no, no, we're going to.
I want you to know because I haven't heard this yet.
So I'm kind of intrigued.
So we're going to see this is the Taylor Swift break up song part 17.
Yeah, it's like, which celebrity is this about?
No, stop that.
That's not it.
You stop there.
Oh, we're going to, we've got all that we're going to turn this on
because apparently we have a 24 second ad to play first.
I hate when they do this on YouTube.
And they don't give me the options.
Oh, then of course, it's a, uh, it's a, an advertisement for something we're going to talk about.
The show was probably very excited about.
No, actually, we talked about it on the last week's show.
The Hunger Games coming out on DVD today.
It was today.
It was today.
It was today.
It was today.
So we're just waiting for this to run out.
And okay, here we go.
I'm assuming she has her mocking J pendant by now.
This is it.
This is it.
This is, we are never, ever getting back together.
This sounds like the beginning of...
I'm taking fuck.
Kind of an interesting little lyrical video for it.
The guitar line sounds like that Madonna don't tell me so.
But you know, I read a review of this song and now that I hear it.
They said it sounds like ever-living light.
Which I get that now.
It's her career going to be over when she finally gets married.
Give me a gun right now.
God.
Pretentious.
Well, I think just, you know, as much as this, this song,
let's just do this next story because I'm sure this probably
will be two.
Kenny G is filed for divorce.
Of his wife of 20 years, I think they have a 12-year-old son.
I'd rather hear Songbird than this.
Some kind of redeeming quality.
This is...
Let me help you out, sir.
Yeah, but seriously put on Songbird.
Don't tempt me.
I'm serious.
I'd rather hear that than this.
I'll just hold out until the next story.
Oh, be a much better...
Papers flying all over the studio here.
Much better song selection from the story after this.
Okay, let's go ahead and kill this, shall we?
I'm going to do you a solid right now and just go, we're going to go here.
Thank you, God.
We're going to jump around a little bit because there's another story that kind of ties into this.
Yeah, yeah, you might want to book it.
Sound garden, as announced, they will have a break.
Sound garden, as announced, they will have a brand new album coming in November.
Just lost their lead singer's name.
Cornell.
Chris Cornell.
States are going to pick up right where they left off because that's what every band says
when they have a reunion album.
But apparently, did one already.
I mean, they did that black rain single, wouldn't it?
They might have been a single.
They might have been a single.
I don't think it was a full album.
I thought they did another album.
And Billy Corgan says,
bands like Sound Garden only came back for the money.
And didn't you just release a new album?
Corgan, a reunion album.
They're wanting Ace up with that crappy band you fronted, smashing pumpkins.
Because as we all know, he is the department of music.
Nobody in the music business gets into it to get money.
Nobody does that.
Nobody does.
I can't even peep up to the daddy.
I get so sick of people that, oh, they've got no integrity.
They've got no artistic integrity.
This sold out.
They went to get paid.
I still love what Jason News said in Metallica's behind the music.
Did we sell out?
Yeah, we sell out of Rina's every night.
And it's so stupid.
They only do it for the month.
Come on.
And you don't, yeah.
You did it for the sake of art.
Oh, yeah.
Now, whatever.
We could say that because we don't get paid for this show.
But if we did,
I'm not going to say I'm going to turn down money for people
who want to sponsor this show.
I'm just selling out.
No, I'm just getting paid to do what I like doing.
Good God.
That doesn't make you a seller.
It makes you smart.
It just means you got bills to pay.
Yeah.
And it means you're lucky.
It means you're lucky.
You get to do what you love to do.
And someone's willing to be living a dream.
Exactly.
So shut your trap and play disarm.
Okay.
Yeah, just is it just sour grapes on Billy Corrigan's part
because he's not as successful as Soundgarden
in their research.
Yeah, but he's running a wrestling company.
So it's okay.
Oh, yeah.
That's right.
That's so many people are tuning into.
I don't even need to have a TVP.
I'm being honest.
Probably internet only.
So let's talk about this next artist.
I'm very excited.
I'm not not this one.
There we go.
The Lionel Lewis.
Who I've always thought has kind of looks kind of weird to me.
It looks like something about her face just doesn't look right.
I don't know.
There's something that just kind of freaks me out.
You okay over there, Zim?
But she has got a brand new album coming out in November.
The first single is going to drop October 7th.
It's going to be called Trouble.
And it's a collaboration.
Comes that win.
October 7th on your birthday.
Geez.
Which is a Sunday.
But that's one of the single drops.
That's why I said that's what the single drop.
That's why I was kind of going.
New album comes out November.
Okay.
But the first single trouble is going to be a collaboration
with Childish Freaking Gambino.
So excited about this.
Why are you excited about Childish Gambino?
Do you want to see the show?
I am a huge Childish Gambino fan.
Yeah.
Yeah, I listen to the show.
I'm on the Freakin Show.
Then you should know.
That's not a question you should ask me.
Childish Gambino is greatness.
When does Sam Heckas Childish Gambino come up on this show?
What's the full time on this show?
Never.
Yes.
Donald Glover from Community.
His rap name is Childish Gambino.
I have all three albums.
We have talked about it on this show.
Okay.
And I'm a big fan.
Love it.
I can't play any of this stuff on the show
because the show is family-friendly.
But I love me on it.
Well.
No, I'm a fan of Childish.
At some point you may be drug tested at work.
That's all I'm saying.
I'll be clean.
How does not...
Somebody listening has to know that we've talked about Childish Gambino on this show.
Maybe we've talked about it.
But I don't remember you saying that you're...
No, I've said it on a car.
You're a member of the Childish Gambino fan club.
The first album that he actually saw because
his first two albums you can get from free online.
But the third album was the first one he released, Mass.
I bought it the day it came out.
We talked about it on this show.
I would love for us to pull up what show you talked about this song.
Where you said that you don't...
Dude, you'll get the Childish Gambino vanity plates
on your freaking Mustang.
I love Childish Gambino and I've said on this show a billion times.
Oh, okay.
I'm just saying.
I'm not saying that you shouldn't love Childish Gambino.
I just didn't know that you were the president of this fan club.
I'm the sergeant arms of his fan club.
Sir, okay.
Let's get it right.
Just saying.
But again, the Leon Lewis,
she, her look kind of freaks me out, but I think she's got a great voice.
I know that she's got a pretty big backer in her corner from the get-go.
She wasn't she the original X-Factor winner?
Uh, asked the first.
Ask the lovely missus about that.
Ask the lovely missus about that.
Joel pushes you.
Don says even he knows.
Well, good for you, Don.
Just say it.
But we will ask your lovely wife who's a British descent.
Joel's is...
Wasn't she the original X-Factor winner?
I'm thinking.
I mean, one of the original, maybe not the original.
Well, we'll hang up and listen.
I don't know if take that was a part of that whole mix or if take that was...
No, take that was way better than...
Where are they?
Okay, sound like.
Because they were the 90s, sir.
Because Gary Barlow released his solo single in like 98s.
And she was kind of surprised that she didn't see Robby Williams out there.
It was called So Help Me Girl, I think.
That she didn't see Robbie Williams out there.
Because Robbie Williams is too good for anybody anymore.
He's got nothing going on.
I saw somebody on Twitter who said,
you know, it'll be really awesome if they had,
you know, since Robbie Williams didn't show up,
if take that head just had Brian Williams out there.
Well, apparently she said that one of the bandmates,
one of the guys that was actually there for the closing ceremonies on Sunday,
had just lost a daughter or something.
The guy with the frizzy hair kind of freaked me out.
The one that was kind of like going off by himself and having solo dances.
It's like, I find you creepy.
Yeah, I was like, why is he having a seizure or something?
Very odd, yeah.
I mean, I was going to put the closing ceremonies on the run sheet,
but that's got to be a whole show on itself.
Like a witty problem with the closing ceremonies.
We can gloss over it.
I mean, if we're not going to address an edition, we never will.
And let us go ahead and go to the department of other reasons I'm getting old.
I remember a time when, thank you, ODB, for backing me on that.
I remember a time when anything that this lady touched was golden.
And I mean that in the literal sense and the metaphoric sense.
She actually, doesn't she have the record of most consecutive number one hits
from her debut single?
Like her first nine or 10.
I think it was even double digits.
The single's a win number one.
No singles, win number one.
Like she could not go anything but number one for like the first five years.
Mariah Carey releases her brand new single
called triumphant and then in parenthesis, get them.
And it didn't even make the Billboard 100 in its debut week.
She's apparently the radio airplay is next to nonexistent.
I didn't know she had any single.
23,000 downloads.
To give you some perspective, the kid that won American Idol this year, his debut single,
a hundred over a hundred thousand downloads in the first week.
Mariah Carey couldn't outperform the kid that won American Idol.
Whose name I couldn't even tell you right now because I think the song's called Homeland.
But other than that, but think about what you just said.
With that, but again, that's going to show you how old we are getting.
She is from our generation, not this one.
She couldn't do a song that didn't blow up in the early 1990s.
Kind of like Janet, but I bet you Janet can release a song today and we, and nobody would
know except for the people that live above.
Did she have a new album like last year?
Exactly my point.
And if it happened, it was a blip if that on the radar.
You know what I'm going to sidetrack you?
Judge Charlottes says but kids listen to crap these days.
I'm not going to argue that.
No argument there at all.
Don, just put someone in the chat room and I'm going to put it out there.
He has not made it himself and I'm going to second this nomination.
Don Ford is the official fact checker of the clubhouse.
I thought we already established that.
I don't think we have ever officially said that.
I'm waiting on your vote, sir.
He's been doing it anyway.
Right, I'll fight.
I'm good.
Don Ford, official fact checker of the clubhouse put that on business card.
We'll just say with his with his red WWE event cup right by his side.
Hey, I can't say anything about that because I've had the same cup at work for months.
So yeah, but it's got the company logo on it.
Fred Durst apparently saying limp biscuit is over.
I didn't know that it's been over since like 98.
What is it?
But they, uh, but it says that's exactly what people already said.
We were kids and we let's do this crap.
But it's true.
But you realize they haven't toured America in six years?
And they released a new album earlier this year.
They haven't even toured a studio in like four years.
No, they had a brand new album this year.
Oh, wow.
Now the rumor is they are going to have an American tour for this album.
But he's just saying, well, you know, we're just not the flavor of the month anymore.
And Westboro's going, nobody said anything to me about breaking this thing up.
So he needs to slow down a little bit.
DJ lethal just get back together with House of Payton.
Get it over with seriously.
This is ridiculous.
Why is this even a stormy?
We know limp biscuit is over because nobody's cared about them in 10 years.
I never cared about him to begin with.
I think I can, I can name two limp biscuit songs that I like.
I can name like five.
That's it.
That you like or just limp biscuit.
Just five.
That you know.
That you five.
That you heard.
Like Rowan and did it all for the nookie is about the only way they're covered
of faith, which was terrible.
I forgot that I tried.
I've actually pushed that out of my head.
Take that back.
They did like six pay-per-view songs back in day.
So I mean, come on.
They don't break stuff.
Andrew says break stuff.
That was the one that got all the controversy.
Yeah, because people actually did.
That's true, especially they broke several laws in the process.
Music releases in wherever you get music from this coming Tuesday.
A band that we haven't heard from in a long, long time and I only have one song
by them and it's on the soundtrack to Reality Bites.
A band called Block Party releases four.
That's my favorite band of all time block party.
Not a stand by that.
I'm so serious.
I've had silent alarm.
I've had intimacy.
I have all their albums.
Okay, I'm gonna roll in that.
I love it.
Top 10 things I did not expect to hear today.
Adon says, yeah, my way by Limbiscat was the official
WrestleMania theme song in Houston.
WrestleMania 17 or X-X-7.
I think that was actually called.
Good God.
Whatever version of Skinnerd's out there right now,
re-releases an album called The Last of a Dianne breed.
Yes, brother.
True or never spoke.
That breed was gone a long time ago.
I told you, my, I'm sorry, my Skinnerd story.
You know, the Biscat story?
When we went and saw them,
I'll go ahead line with three doors down.
And they're like, we're going to do a medley of old
Skinnerd classics.
And I went, aren't they all old Skinnerd classics?
It doesn't matter if it's a medley or not,
it's still going to be old Skinnerd classics.
This is the closest I have to this band.
Is that guy, Mike Tomkins?
That was just a fan of.
Worst ever.
I can't stand all city.
But this isn't that.
Angry text message.
This is a guy that's doing,
like, he doesn't use any instruments.
He's kind of Bobby McFairnish.
This guy, is this guy who did Human Nature?
Yes, oh, this guy's a man.
This is his version of Fireflies.
I thought it was a real thing.
Yeah, he's doing this all,
just making noises with his mouth.
There's no conservatism at all.
Completely, completely, completely.
I'm definitely not seeing here.
There's no instruments in this.
That's all him.
Look this guy up on YouTube.
He's his version of Michael Jackson.
You know, we may close with that tonight.
Remind me.
Okay.
His version of Michael Jackson's Human Nature is awesome.
But I will city,
the original artist for this
releases the mid-summer station on Tuesday.
By the way, Christian band.
Is it?
Yep.
Another Christian band,
10th Avenue North,
who will be making an appearance at the Lifeway
bookstore in Mesquite this Tuesday.
Really?
One of the ladies that I go to church with.
Miss Alita, if you're listening.
Hello.
She works there.
She told me about it.
So I may drop by there
and have them autograph the new CD.
It's called The Struggle.
And then up there,
and we haven't heard from him in a long time.
That is the sound of one-eighth class.
I hear this.
I just think of the name of this group,
but I just think of the Charlie Murphy
Rick J.
The Doc Max.
Now see, my problem is I hear this,
and there's a certain
old karaoke regular.
It makes me think of,
and I go,
oh, oh, God.
Oh, don't, don't, don't.
But the darkness has returned with hot cakes.
So is that karaoke sound like Voldemort?
You dare not say his name?
Yeah.
You say it three times,
but he shows up in a mirror or something.
And another one of Chad's favorites.
Oh, God, this guy.
Trace Songs.
For at least his chapter five.
Is he the one that killed Purple Rain at the B.F.
Yes.
He braids like a Billy Goat
whenever he uses his vibrato.
Almost spit.
Don't do all over the castle.
Don't do it, it's all wrong.
So like Slim Whitman took over his body.
But the kids with the clothes in the hair do like him.
So there's that.
No, they're taces in their navel.
And that's being polite.
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Yeah, get the song off ASAFP.
We finally caught up on hard knocks.
Watch the second episode.
There's only two episodes.
Watch the new episode right before we went on air
and we got to see the end of Chad Johnson's really bad week.
We found out.
Didn't we find out this?
Yeah, we got texted on the show from
front of the show John Anderson.
Yes, we got a text last week on this show
that he had been arrested for what was then just being called
a a domestic disturbance.
What we find out later is that he has a lead.
He had allegedly headbutted his wife
who was previously on a show called basketball wives
as she was somewhere romantically entangled
with Antoine Jamison.
I thought he was broken a cardboard box.
That's probably why she divorced him.
I'm not saying, but I'm just saying.
Then he starts alleging that that she had
butted him.
I've actually heard the 911 call that was
done from this neighbor.
The neighbor called 911.
I'm actually played the 911 tape
on the Bob and Tom show the other day.
And like the guy that called 911 was like,
he actually said, look, I don't want to,
you know, we don't need to make a big deal out of this.
This guy is very high profile.
So please send the cops,
but don't turn this into a fiasco yet.
Because she was actually at the neighbor's house.
He actually saw the,
whatever the gash was on her head
from where the headbutt happened.
We're finding out now that allegedly,
um, uh-oh, sorry.
I don't just had chat Johnson and Des Bryant
probably hang out a lot.
Oh, gee.
Um, but
uh, she allegedly found a receipt for a box of condoms
in the trunk of his car.
Oh, I thought she actually found the condoms.
It was over a receipt.
It was over a receipt for all greens,
allegedly,
for a box of condoms.
Um,
and so he is then released.
When he sat in the coach's office,
he didn't look like he'd been headbutted to me.
No, good lord.
What now?
Sorry, well,
she should be a jail because she had butts
her boyfriend all the time.
I
But uh, but then he is really useful.
He is released from not only from jail,
but from the team and I applaud.
Coach Filvet, I goo.
As do I.
Integrity is a beautiful, beautiful thing.
And especially as bad as,
as Steven and my beloved dolphins
are going to be this year,
we don't, and I, and again,
our solutions.
Because if you go back,
the day they signed him,
I said on this show,
he wouldn't make it through hard knocks.
I said the only reason they've signed them
is because they're doing hard knocks
and they're going to put them on there.
He won't make it past hard knocks.
They'll cut him before the season starts.
I didn't know why it would be six weeks early
in that assessment.
But called it,
called Dwight Howard,
eight months ago,
called at your ojo single.
Like you and I were saying before the show started,
this, this guy is a textbook case
of somebody that just cannot get out of their own way.
Yeah.
And Steven, you have said you think that,
I'd seem like Cleveland's going to sign them, correct?
Oh yeah, I think Cleveland's going to sign it.
I have to be someone with no receivers
or, or, or really banged up receivers.
Cleveland has absolutely no but.
Andrew wasn't on how long before Jerry tries to sign them.
I think for some,
and I don't know why I think this.
I think he winds up with T.O.
and Seattle.
Man, if Jerry signs him,
they would, oh, God.
He signed T.O.
I know.
But you want to talk about a man who just continuously
does things to get himself carried out
of this town on a rail.
Speaking of how, man,
and speaking of your beloved cowboys,
Jason Witten is out at least through the first week of the season
with a serious spleen injury
that he suffered on a hit in last week's free season game.
I saw that hit and it didn't look that bad.
Internal injuries don't take on much, man.
I guess not.
I mean, because I saw, I was like,
wow, that's what did him in.
He must have just got hit perfectly.
And we're going to skip ahead and come back.
Speaking of your Dallas Cowboys,
there was a woman.
I don't know if you've heard this story.
She is suing the Dallas Cowboys organization
for burns on her legs
after sitting on a black bench
outside the stadium in 100 degree temperature.
Wow, that's like the coffee and no coffee.
Are you serious?
This is a thing.
This is a real thing.
She has said,
now, apparently she needed skin graft.
She didn't know how bad it was
until she sought out treatment.
She is also claiming in her lawsuit
that there were no warning signs
about sitting on a black bench
in the middle of August in 101 degree.
I swear this is a thing.
Okay, I'm going to go to a sporting good store.
Okay, follow me on this.
I'm with you.
Well, let's go to a academy.
Anything.
Okay, well let's go to a academy.
And again, nothing against the academy.
No, no, no, no, no.
We're fans.
They want to sponsor the show.
It's right up the street.
I'm going to buy a baseball bat.
Okay, like sting.
Yeah, okay, I'm good.
And I'm going to hit myself in the head
repeatedly with the baseball bat.
Then I'm going to smile up you.
Then I'm going to shut up.
Then I want to sue a academy.
And whoever makes the baseball bat
for causing me brain damage.
Yeah, that's going to make it.
Because there wasn't a warning in the bat
that said if you smack yourself in the head,
it's a brain damage.
Get me a brain.
This is a thing.
Don's a thing.
Don's on on the way to do that now.
And he wants to match the money for tomorrow.
Oh my god, I'm doing it.
And Andrew says warning this ice is cold.
The water is wet.
But here, but here, just let's go to basic physics.
Dark colors attract heat.
How about let's not even worry about basic physics.
How about can I get the echo effect?
Caution, stop breathing.
May cause.
Oh, that's going to take a minute, hold on.
Well, don't even worry about that.
How about common sense?
Yeah, that doesn't happen, sir.
Good lord.
Yeah, and it was outside the stadium.
It wasn't even a bench inside the stadium,
which is in a dome.
It was outside the stadium, and it was 101 degrees.
They should be able to line up the entire cowboy organization.
And one by one, they go by this woman,
as she's sitting on her hands and knees and kick her in the chin.
I said, would you please shut up and disappear?
I just, I read this story and I was like,
that said, Don says he's not hitting himself in the head with a bet from his closet.
Thanks for the idea.
I'll give you a cut of the story.
Okay.
All right.
So wait.
I just stupid it.
One of the stupidest things I think I've heard this week.
I just, I, I read, I originally heard about it.
And I was like, okay.
And then I read the headline.
I mean, I actually read the story today because they actually mentioned it on the,
on the Espen.
You probably had a read it a couple of times.
They know, this is really the thing.
Like this is a thing.
Jesus.
But then let's, let's finish on an up note.
Yes, let's please.
Let's get a palette cleanser.
This is kind of a good news, bad news situation.
Jaguar's coach, Mike Malarkey.
I love that name.
Great name, yeah.
He is, he is pleasant.
He's going to give $250 to the Ronald McDonald House for every touchdown.
Jacksonville scores this year.
And there's not a celebration.
So if the, if the player catches the ball or runs into the end zone and simply runs over
and gives the ball to the ref and gets off the field with no celebration,
every time that happens, he's going to give $250 to the Ronald McDonald House.
You know what?
In theory, hold on.
Hold on.
In theory, I love this.
The bad news?
It's Jacksonville.
You have chess.
He's in he has a quarter back.
He's going to, he's going to spend like, maybe 500 bucks the whole year.
I mean, he's out 500 bucks.
I'm telling you.
The team that I have said will wind up in Oklahoma City.
Because now the rumors are starting to swirl.
And remember, I said this.
The rumors are starting to swirl about the Rams going back to LA.
And when it happens, I am still the smartest man alive.
Because I said that multiple times on this show.
I say a lot of things, both the times on this show.
Why?
Okay.
Why will he only do it if this player doesn't celebrate?
Because they're trying to cut down on
the excessive celebrate, because it's a penalty.
Because if any team has the right to celebrate when they score,
it's a team like Jacksonville.
Thank God we actually got one in.
Poor Maurice Jones drew.
Oh, he doesn't.
He doesn't celebrate anyways.
So.
But you talk about a guy that, I mean, because you and I talked in
pre-show about how David Gerard ruined the best years of his career in Jacksonville.
Yeah.
Maurice MJD.
Same thing.
So the player does celebrate.
Why don't he just take it from the player's salary and give it to Ronald McDonald House.
Because he's trying to encourage them to not do it.
I mean, how do you define a celebration?
Well, it just comes back to the other story warning.
These peanuts make a trace about, they could take trace about some peanuts or other things.
Always go, you go back to the seat and clerks.
No, why is what?
I got to drink this coffee hot.
I was so glad that Andrews joined our crowd.
He ate far from well.
I guess he kind of is.
I was saying too far from interesting.
But since we're in NFL talk,
we're that's going to tie us into P-O-I tonight.
P-O-I, a person of interest is a segment we do on this show,
where we take a person or an entity and debate their greatness or lack thereof,
which I think we can all agree on.
Both of them are the latter.
But I was thinking about this the other day.
And I'm going to pull up some side-by-side comparisons here.
Is this really a versus or just an end?
No, I want to compare and contrast.
One is just a million times better than the other.
Come on, let's be real.
One's a fiend, one just talks a crap ton.
I mean, they both talk a little bit.
Yeah, but that could be applied to either one.
Yeah, both of them.
But I want to, I want to, um, compare.
Oh god.
I was looking up the ladder of these two.
And apparently, you know on the first episode of Hard Knocks,
how apparently he was talking about if this didn't work out for him,
he was going to do adult film.
He'd have to change his name because there's already one.
True, I just saw it on Wikipedia.
You have to change his name again.
So, I want to compare and contrast, um,
Teral Owens and remember it's Teral Owens,
Teral Davis.
Get it right, kids.
Teral Owens and Chad Johnson.
By the way, Teral Owens.
Six months younger than me.
To let them sink in.
Yeah, he's born January 7th, 1973.
So, Chad Johnson is actually five years younger than Tio.
Or, or, um, Teral El Dorado Owens.
He named after a furniture chain in Florida.
He named after a truck.
And, uh, Chad Johnson born January 9th, 1978.
Uh, Tio has played for one, two, three, four, five, six, seven teams,
including the Allen Wranglers of the Arena League.
Chad Johnson only played for three.
Chad Johnson, a six-time pro-bola, a three-time all pro,
two times AFC receiving yards leader in 2003 and 2005.
He was the receiving NFL, the league, receiving yards leader in 2006.
Tio, six-time pro-bola, five-time all pro-selection,
has an NSE Championship ring in 2004.
He was in the NFL 2000s all decade team.
178 receptions for 15,934 yards and 153 touchdowns.
Chad Johnson's 766 receptions for 11,059 yards and 67 touchdowns.
So, oh, Jimmy's join us. Good to see you, brother.
So, compare and contrast the two.
I mean, take all the other stuff out of it because we'll add that in in here in a minute.
From a number standpoint, either or both are neither in the Hall of Fame, just from a number
standpoint. It's kind of hard to make that call when you're just comparing them to each other.
If you compare them to people that are in the Hall of Fame now, it might be a little bit easier to
make that decision. I will go to bat for Tio. Tio will go in the Hall of Fame.
I don't think Chad Johnson has enough funders, but I mean, under what we just heard,
he has plenty, but Tio just has more, and especially with, but slightly more,
not he's not like by the wide margin. Here's what's going to get everyone going.
Look at the memorable games from the 49ers, the Eagles, and that's what people are going to
take into account is the more memorable games. Now, Tio drafted in the third round of the 96 draft.
Chad Johnson chosen in the second round of the 2001 draft.
So, Tom Brady was chosen in the sixth round. Yeah, I wouldn't really care too much about the draft.
Chad, no, he was in like the 13th round. He was picked 199. Brady? Yes. Yeah, see, draft pick to me,
that doesn't add to it. That's not even a factor. Well, I'm just, I'm throwing just some side-by-side
comparison. Yeah, yeah. I would agree that on paper, Tio's got the numbers, but you also have to
consider the five-year difference.
Tio has been in league five, well, technically four years longer because he didn't play a last
year because he played with the Allen Wranglers of the Arena Football League. And apparently,
like, he owes them cash or something. Really? Well, you know that now Tio's playing for Seattle,
that baby mommas are coming going, okay, now you've got a job, you've got to pay back child sport.
And it's at least four figures. At least four figures. Yeah, I think it's over five grand.
He's behind that child's support. Okay, with him, and that's kind of child. Well, that's
chickadee. It could be more. This is just one I heard about. That's going after him. I think he's got
two or three baby mommas. On paper, it's going to depend on for me for Chad Johnson. It's going to
depend on does somebody pick him up? Because this is a guy that said, last year I just took the year off,
so everybody could catch up. No, you just sucked. Somebody caught 15 passes all year. Sorry, you're on a
team with two of the best tight ends in the league. You're not getting the ball any time soon. Somebody
will pick him up there just absolutely needs a body for that spot. Cleveland. Now, if nobody picks
him up and Jimmy makes a great point, he did get a lot of numbers with a Bengals team that was not
very good. Kind of. Yeah, kind of. It's almost and I hate to make this comparison and forgive me now.
Barry Sanders playing for the Lions. That guy racked up numbers with a terrible team. If you put
him in the backfield that Emmett had, he would have shattered that record and nobody would have
ever touched it. Now, he probably would have done the same thing that he ended up doing because
I don't know if you know this, but the reason very retired when he did, he didn't want to break
Peyton's record. Yeah, but he didn't want to be the guy. He said, I respect him too much. But I,
but I, I'm reminded of the infamous Emmett Smith line. There was some diamonds. There's a lot of
cow poo poo around it. That's basically, I mean, when you're surrounded by turkeys, it's pretty
easy to sore like an eagle. Now, same arguments put the off-field problems with it.
Because as we know, the league doesn't really consider off the field antics. So they say Michael
and Deon are in. Yeah. Now Ring of Honor, different story. Well, once you're Michael Irving, but
I'll still tell you. Jerry said no Ring of Honor Fisher. Nobody's going in. Yeah, he said that.
Last week. Yeah. Yeah. Deon's probably lucky. He got in when he did because in light of what's
been going on here lately in his life. Yeah, it's true. People say, you know, they may say, oh,
the off. Yes, it does. Yes, it does. It's, it's got to be a factor because. But Mike's in.
Mike went in after all that crap. And Mike's was drug related, right? Oh, yeah. Okay. No, okay. No,
no, I'm just not making it. But illegal illegal illegal illegal illegal no matter how you look at it.
Illegal is illegal, but there's something about the stigma of
beating up a woman. No, I'm not, I'm not saying that one carries more weight than the other. I'm not
either. But in the, I'm actually, I am kind of saying that yes, in, in the court of public opinion,
right? One does carry a lot more weight than the other. But illegal still illegal. Here's,
here's my question. How many, how many times Tio been arrested? None that we know of. All right,
that's it. The one time can, can push you back a while. So, Ocho, you messed up this last week,
I'm Tio. Tio hadn't been arrested. I'm sorry. Tio has four. Oh, and apparently he's been
45 grand a month in child support. And he's only five grand behind. I think he's doing pretty well.
Well, there might be more that I think I can find the information. I think Antoine Walker needs a
roommate in that box. Sean Kemp. He's the Sean Kemp of the NFL. And he signed a one year,
nine hundred and twenty five thousand dollar deal with Seattle. That's the deal that he has right.
How much? One year nine hundred and twenty five thousand dollars. They gave him the equipment manager
money. Now, but Tio also had, I forgot about this. Remember, Tio had the 2006 hydrocodone overdose
thing. Remember when he was on when they were on hard knocks? That's right. And then there was
this spitting incident. But he still didn't hit but a woman in the face. Yeah.
And maybe it's because it's topical right now because Tio is also the only player in the NFL
history to have a receiving touchdown against all 32 teams. That's the cheese. Much less the only
player at NFL history to score two touchdowns against all 32 teams. The oldest player to have a
touchdown reception of 98 plus yards and 78 plus yards.
May love him or hate him. He really can't argue with it. No, I mean, it's a tea retardter effect.
Like, I love Tio the player. I grew up watching him with the 49ers and the Eagles and stuff.
And when he got to Dallas, that's when I really started to kind of push the envelope with me.
But I love watching Tio play regardless of what Jersey he's wearing. I enjoy it. And he's still,
I mean, look at his age. Look at how great of shape he's in. Yeah. Oh my god. And then we
talk about Charlotte wants to do. They look at their moral statue. I don't think the Hall of Fame
doesn't. I don't think the Hall of Fame does. They should. I'm not, I'm not saying that they
shouldn't. I'm just saying I don't think they do. I mean, if I agree with you, I think one can hold
more weight than the other. Yeah. But now we look at Chad Johnson and just like interest or
who was it that said it in their room that he played with a very mediocre. It was Jimmy.
There's a mediocre Bengals team. He's got Bengals franchise records. Most receiving yards in
a season. Most receiving yards all time. Most receptions. Most touchdown receptions. Most
recent. He had 260 yards in a single game with the Bengals. 620 receiving 260 yards in a game.
Most seasons with over a thousand receiving yards and most touchdown receptions in a game.
But he's tied with three with other players. Now if it ends today and nobody picks them up,
then yes. But I think the other thing you have to look at is the five-year difference.
Or what we'll call it four because of the one. It's that mix. You do this every week with this
mix place. I'm kind of, I hope to me. I don't think Chad Johnson gets in. I think this stigma
carries him for the rest of ever because again, you never raise your hand to woman. I don't care
who you are. Unless you are about to die. And I don't think he was in any, I mean this is the,
you heard how he proposed to her didn't you? He was playing Call of Duty and a jeweler showed up
with the rings. Oh yeah. And he just had their playing Call of Duty the whole time. And she's
like, are you proposing he just kind of nodded his head and kept playing? He even adjusts
that in hardness. You know, I had to pause FIFA in Call of Duty. You know she's the one.
Don saying that T.A. was supposedly arrested by Steven Sago on that Warman show. I don't know about
all that. But hey man, you're Steven Sago. I'd be arrested by Steven Sago. I just, I don't know.
If he could catch you. Oh snap. I gotta try to fight this gut. Let's go. The last 20 years
I've been a cop. So I mean just something, just something we like to talk about in the show. It's just
to me. Numbers wise T.O. gets in. I just don't know if I'm the Hall of Fame. If I'm a voter,
if I'm voting him in. I don't unless unless you tell me specifically that I can't look at
off-field activities. If you tell me I have to go strictly by the numbers.
And Jimmy says, you know, Call of Duty doesn't have a pause button. It doesn't.
It doesn't. There is no pausing multiple. He wasn't but he was playing FIFA. That's what it was.
That's what he just said. He was playing FIFA. You're right. He said he was he paused for both games
and then and then Reggie Bush like beat the crap out of him. He got mad. He was mad at a wet
hand. He said what the hell he was mad. But you know just something to talk about. I
thought I love P.O.I. You got it next, well the next time you're on you have it. Yeah.
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All things sports and entertainment. Let's combine the two right now and do a little bit of wrestling talk.
I saw this on Yahoo and I lost it. It's bad enough they got leprechaun. Oh. Oh.
And you're probably saying yourself Rob. Why are you playing this if we're going to talk about?
John Owen, I'm just this old man, Jenkins hiding in the farm.
Um, oh it wasn't humanation that that that that that that Mike Thomas did P-Y-T. That's right.
Oh, I'm actually hooked up. We played it on the show. Here's the thing.
WWE productions or films where we call them. Apparently doing a crossover with the Scooby-Doo people.
Jamie wants to remind you he's at J-S-I-L-101. I was about to ask if what is Twitter. Yep,
I'm following. I tell you it's going to put it out there. So this is what's going to happen. They're
going to do a WWE Scooby-Doo crossover where Scoob and the Gang will be investigating a ghost
as they go to WrestleMania. This will be released. I believe in 2014.
Here are the WWE superstars currently connected to this thing.
Don't you take it? Triple H, Cena, Kane, the Miz, Brodus Clay, Santino Morella,
AJ, and explain this one to me. Lending his voice, Sincara. Explain that one to me.
I can't explain any of this crap to you. The idea that they even had just a fortune cookie that says,
go buy Scooby-Doo today. No. Who's dried up mine was this wellspring shot out of?
Why? I want to do a Vader at the end of Episode 3. Not just a no, but a why?
Speaking of why, that's a great letter. The 2013 Hall of Fame is supposed to be done at Madison
Square Garden. Because as we know, WrestleMania 29 is going to be at the New Metal Lands in New Jersey.
But here's my thing. MSG is going under renovation, which we're going to talk about tomorrow night at Fox
and Hound. We got a whole story to talk about that. Why would you not do this at Radio City Music Hall?
Unless, unless Radio City's books that night?
Possibly. Because if you're not going to do it at MSG proper, if it's still under renovation,
I wouldn't even do it at the theater at MSG.
Because have they ever done anything at the at the music hall, though?
Not that I'm aware of unless they did the slammy's there one year. I think they actually did.
I was really young. It was like 96, 97 slammy's. There was a slammy's there.
I believe so. I think that's what someone said on one of the documentary duties.
But I think it would be awesome if they could do the Hall of Fame at a Radio City Music Hall.
That would be just amazing to me. Or Carnegie? You know?
Diapolo. The Met. Like we said just a moment ago, congratulations to Linda McMahon. She has
won the primary there in the state of Connecticut, which means we get more mediocre PG-friendly
program. And she actually got some support from Eric Bischoff.
And he was telling the citizens of that state that they had started the election of a great leader.
I was like top 10 people. I would not think to ever hear those words come to talk about that
woman because he knows the shift that he's been attached to is sinking. But see, but you know the
new job. The thing about this to me. If I just like hated Linda McMahon,
it would make the what they're doing to the product almost an easier pill to swallow.
But I have no beef with Linda. I actually have an immense, immense, immense respect for Linda McMahon.
But the fact that it's watering down the product of the entertainment that I have watched since
I was a kid. And just like interested, how long has she dealt with Vince? That's diplomacy.
Oh, whoa. She's the Yoko of WWE. She's not the Yoko because she's, I wouldn't say that.
I'm sorry. She took a pile driver on the stage. I don't think she's the Yoko. She's the
Larry Graham of WWE. I, you know, I might, I know her. She's not the Jeff Ireland.
Jeff Ireland general manager that my product is suffering because of your involvement with said
product. And apparently, they're saying that they're hurting the primary was not an upset
Don saying that she right now is 12 points down in the general election. Yeah. Oh, sorry.
I was actually reading some of the stuff online. So there is that. Let's talk about Rome. We
have a new raw theme. You're welcome, America. It's terrible. It's better than the one we had before.
Hey, Luke, Nickle back alone. It's all their new video. It's weird. Did you hear the joke?
Did you hear the joke about? Remember when the set, the set caught on fire?
Oh, burning to the ground. Yeah, this, the, the first week they don't use that theme for
official. Nickle bags like, we'll show you. They got to take it.
So remember, raw 1000 really didn't have a theme per se. There wasn't an open montage.
But I will tell you this. I thought they played this song. They did. But they put, but they
called it the raw 1000 theme. It wasn't the official raw theme yet.
Um, raw 1000, they are releasing on DVD and Blu-ray, but not in its entirety.
I have it on my DVR still. That's probably a good. Oh, it went to bad show. I enjoyed that show.
But there was a lot of filler. There was. So let's talk about raw, shall we?
And actually, I actually brought my notes in before the show this week.
So as I was there, he was there in St. Louis, Missouri.
My first thought was, am I, oh, no, you were there a Monday night for, for Dallas.
Yeah. Was I in Pizarro world? Because a match actually started the show.
It got interrupted in five minutes. It was see it, but it was still a match.
See I'm punk and Frenchy.
It was very confused. Cookie Masterpone. I figured it out.
And I was, as I was watching Daniel Bryan, I was thinking to myself, is Daniel,
because remember on this show, I've said multiple times.
Austin Aries is the heel Daniel Bryan, which is he could be.
Austin Aries is the greatest man in the world.
He is the greatest man alive. Oh, no, I'm sorry, the greatest man who ever lived.
Oh, no, he's the greatest man in the world for now. I'm sorry, I'm giving him that title.
But the heel that Daniel Bryan has turned into is one that I think that you have
right, that's one of your worst, least favorite heels ever.
Yeah. And that would be like triple H.
And that would be no. I'm talking, you don't even know where I'm going with this yet.
I think he's more like original Chris Jericho WCW heel.
That's, yeah, I knew exactly where you were going.
Oh, did you? Yeah.
Because we talked about it recently.
Did we? Oh, yeah.
So there's the loophole Jericho.
And the problem is it's not helping punks heel turn.
It's not.
You're actually giving punk more face heat because of this.
And Don said he was there money as well because it was here in Dallas.
Um, I do want to have a new drinking game like it's involved with raw.
And if somebody, if somebody like takes this, it's recorded.
I've said it first.
You have to take a shot every time somebody uses the word controversial.
You'll be drunk in the first half of an hour.
And I do wonder.
I'm doing that. I'm starting Sunday.
I'm starting Sunday.
All right, drinking game.
Mark it. We'll see how many times it happens.
Okay, you guys got it.
It surely says no tequila.
If you're going to do it, not especially for her.
I do want.
What does it take to officially trend on Twitter?
Just pop up on that trending thing on the side test.
Wait, but how many does that take though to officially trend?
Because some of the stuff that they, it's like, you remember what we were talking about?
It was like, there is no way in hell.
Was it like Ted Deviosi?
Was the number one worldwide trend on Twitter when nighters?
I'm like, that's not possible.
Because two people did it at once.
Is that what it takes?
Yeah, I just, I don't know what it takes.
Because they love to say that they're trending.
I'm sure he's like his 50 bucks.
Put this on top.
Michael calls like vintage.
There's your other drinking game.
Not he, but he hasn't said it as much lately.
He said it on raw 1,000 because it was the bit.
No, I heard it used that in a long time.
I heard it while I was in the crowd at the very last row of the raw event.
He still says it.
But not, but still not as often as he used to.
It was four or five times a show at one point.
It's like 12 or nine now.
And here's a question.
Did 10-side give this push the right back?
Is that what happened there?
I think so.
Cool, so, do you have the time?
That's his thing music right there.
You have the time.
You know who actually said that.
I'm not taking credit for that.
I'm not taking credit for that.
You know L.A., the guy, the Daniel Bryan Show.
The big guy.
Oh yeah, the Daniel Bryan fan one.
Yeah.
He's the one who told me that.
We were sitting at the table last minute.
He's like, why does 10-side ask for the time at the end of the day?
And again, Don, being our fact checker, it was Alex Riley.
We were talking about as the number one trend on Worldwide on Twitter.
Is that how does Alex Riley?
Hey, I'm Matt.
He beat Drew McIntyre in the dark match.
I was a disappointed Pete dark match.
The technically didn't count.
I said, it does.
It was superstars tape.
It did crack me up, though,
that they changed Ryback's theme
to where they actually had the crowd chanting feed me more.
Yeah, a part of his theme.
Oh yeah.
And I think they, I think they, like, pumped in lyrics.
I didn't hear lyrics said on, on, on, on, Don.
Did you hear lyrics on while you were there on Monday?
But then I went back.
There's another one.
Another shot came in that to take a shot every time you hear
in case you missed it earlier and see a replay.
Oh god, you'd be drunk by 845.
Yeah, man, or, or if you see one of those
Brock Lesnar Triple H promos every other five seconds.
That's, but that's been on even when it's not even on air.
And then we had the return of Piper's Pit
because apparently Piper's Pit has to happen
every time they're in Dallas.
And, and I got yelled at by my dad
because he was mad.
Oh, your dad is a big Piper fan.
Lord, I did not remember the live show he did
where his dad was.
Shall we say a little in the grip?
My dad was.
My dad was.
My dad was so drunk because the dolphins
won surprisingly.
So he had a good time.
And he comes for that.
We were in the, but that was WrestleMania, wasn't it?
No, no, it would have been a fall.
Not Royal Rumble.
It would have been sort of, um, TLC.
TLC.
Yeah, because the dolphins would have won.
It would have been that light in the season.
Yeah, but you know what?
Wow, Piper and, and Jericho.
Gold.
Yeah, gold.
He said, I can't fill my hand.
This is, this is why I don't remember.
Faced Jericho works so well.
Yeah, I love how they give it to him.
As soon as he's walking out the door Sunday night.
Oh, you're going to be a face for next six hours.
Okay.
But he's not booked for any matches past Sunday.
He is not, Jericho, this fuzzy thing is going to happen because he is not booked for
any events past SummerSlam.
No, he said he's out the door Sunday.
He said he's out the door Sunday.
This is where Ziggler gets booked and then cashes it in.
So here's, here's a stat that I, I saw the other night and I couldn't believe it.
Um.
Oh, Don said he did hear the Goldberg champ.
There was a feed me more in the music is what he said.
No, but I'm saying like they actually added lyrics to the theme music.
Oh, I heard it.
I heard it.
I heard it.
I heard it.
I heard it in the theme music was the feed me more champ.
That's what I heard.
But then when you watch it on like if you deviant it, I heard like actual lyrics like someone
was singing.
I can check it.
I mean, well, probably same tomorrow night, so.
Robbie E has been in TNA for over two years now.
And he's still.
I was like, really?
It's been that long since the shore debuted the shore, very confused by that.
Also, um, apparently there's possible heat backstage against Brooke Hogan.
A lot of people are feeling that she is not doing well in this role.
Last time I checked Thursday was the first time she'd been on TV in like three weeks.
So and I'm going to go ahead and say it because I don't know the chick.
I think she's a beautiful girl.
God bless her.
But she got a chin like a daddy's.
She's having work done.
This, the area around the eyes and the nose looks a little different.
She does not want to end up with a handle born mustache.
She's the late night.
The Van Dyke just hanging down there.
Um, Don says there was lyrics in the music live.
Oh, I didn't hear him.
I must have been chaining, Ryberg.
I just, I just don't know Ryberg.
I just don't know.
I go back.
I'd say she's been with the company long enough for me to say she's not good in this
role.
My whole thing is.
God, I hate that thing.
I don't like the impact.
I don't use this one anymore, but I, I want to give her more time.
I think her, her mic skills are getting better.
I just think that theme music she does is bad.
And she's a pretty girl, which helps.
TNA, TNA, kill that in, bring it, feed me less.
No, feed him more.
Kill back.
I mean, um, they are beefing up the exhibition.
Although a story we're going to come up with later, probably going to be anti-climactic
to that.
But they want to beef up the exhibition with people like Kenny King and another people
that are coming in.
Kenny King is the greatest thing right now in TNA.
Besides, I've always liked him.
I've loved him at all.
Yeah.
But he really did.
ROH wrong.
Well, it wasn't even, and Rhett Titus is still doing interviews about it.
Here's the, I don't think he did ROH wrong because think about it.
Every, every ultimate X, they have a bunch of ROH PWG guys, people of that nature coming
in just for the show.
They pay royalties to ROH.
Yeah.
But when you're on a handshake.
He wasn't even jumping ship.
He just signed the contract last week.
Yeah.
But he was on, he was on a handshake deal with ROH.
That's where they're kind of upset.
Also, Crimson apparently now being demoted.
He's taking a lot of time in OVW, which just is another thing about TNA using WWE scraps
because that's their farm system now is OVW.
If you're a fan of the Pope, the angel of the denaro, he will be off TV for a while with
a broken collarbone.
Oh man.
Oh man.
And in hallelujah news, rumors of the Clare Lynch angle could be done this week.
Apparently, there's a rumor of problems with the actress playing her by the name of
Julia Riley.
Yeah.
Apparently, her website, they've taken a bunch of stuff down because they're trying to sell
this character.
But somebody found a video of her doing like a cooking show or something and-
What the thing is, is I saw one where it was like they're having the baby shower and
then when she was smiling, she's like-
Did I'm from the baby, AJ?
That baby shower, it's just- get rid of this angle.
That's what's really keeping me from TNA, that's making me like-
I love TNA, but then I'm like, oh this is too-
But let's go ahead and talk about Impact for just a moment.
If Morgan's not with the company, why do they keep showing the direct auto insurance?
He has contract-
He has that clause in his contract that Don mentioned at one of the pay-per-views.
It said that he won't be able to do anything until September.
So he's still, I guess that's his way of finishing that contract, is they're going to use him for that?
If I'm TNA, I'm not putting this, but it's easy for any reason.
I mean, I like the guy, I can't wait to see him work for Vince again, but-
You're just going to be another big guy who shows up like Brodus Clay and Tenza, who ends up jobbing in about a month after a push.
And Christy Hemi.
You always pick on Lillian Garcia for her faux pas, sir.
You do.
Lillian Garcia is a great woman.
Do you not understand that?
I love him!
My problem is myself, I wouldn't cry!
Christy Hemi, did you watch Impact?
No, I fell asleep.
Daniel's just coming to the ring, and she says, and I even wrote this down so I can get it right.
She introduces him as one half of the World Tag Team Champions of the world.
Because he'd be the World Tag Team Champions Classic Drive.
I love Christy Hemi, don't get me wrong.
But I'm like, baby, if you run out of stuff to say, just don't say anything.
I just say his name, and be done with it.
She looks great, she looks great, it's her and so Calvalle.
Both looked phenomenal at slamversary.
She got the title, right?
Is that what you're saying?
She got the titles wrong.
The World Tag Team Champions of the world.
The World Tag Team Champions of the world.
Lillian called Alicia Fox Alicia Key.
Because you've never said anything wrong as long as you've walked God's greener.
Kind of like, was Sigourney Weaver said in Galicequist?
I'm sorry, you don't job to do, you could at least do that.
Just get someone's freaking name right?
Alicia Fox isn't on TV anyway, she's a door stop.
So it's kind of hard to remember her time.
So I've also determined now that Robert Rude is going to do what Storm did about three months ago.
Because now he doesn't get another title shot, I think he's just going to do the quitting thing for a while.
And for a guy that you're trying to sell as a guy who pays to be rude and whatnot,
that was a horrible suit he was wearing.
It's like they borrowed that suit from your local Burlington coat factory that he wore down the aisle.
It was just a bad suit.
Which they sell great, great jeans there.
I love growing, and if they want to sponsor the show, I'm good with that too.
Did we ever get the Nutella?
It's hard.
I'm a chutella.
I love.
And so we have the Knockout's title match, where by the way, spoiler alert,
and if you didn't watch it, it's been 48 hours, you had enough time.
Brooke Testmacher gets her Knockout's title back after losing it to Madison Reign at the pay-per-view.
That poor girl can't remember.
Did you notice, did you read who the referee was in that match?
Brooke Hogan comes out and says,
I have a Fnuck because she banned Earl Hebner because of the whole Earl Hebner Madison Reign thing.
She goes, I'm banning Earl from doing Knockout's matches.
She comes up and says, I have a phenomenal referee.
I'll make AJ Styles.
Welcome back to television to Terrin Terrell,
who you might remember as Tiffany,
former General Manager of ECW.
Oh, wow.
Former Mrs. Drew McIntyre.
But I'll give her this.
She found a little bit of a personality.
No, Jimmy.
Chad is not going to repeat what you said about Debbie Devin at the AAC.
We'll tell you that story off air.
Greatest Jimmy moment of all time.
But she did get a little personality to her.
Because if you remember her from when she was a mid-gen manager of ECW,
I would like to announce tonight's main event.
Former Playboy Playmate.
Incidentally, before I forget,
you know you want to do PYT as a show closer?
Sure do.
Do you need to play the song that we were going to play for Jimmy
that we opened the show with last year?
You know what, we're going to do that here.
Ships he's actually in the audience now.
Jimmy, this is what you missed out on.
You're going to play it now.
You're going to play it at the end of the show.
Well, I don't think anyone cares about TNA theme music.
It's usually straight to the match commercial
during the innocence anyways.
We're going to dedicate this song to Jimmy right here.
Church League, soft ball, fist fight.
Getting washed in the blood on the tears tonight.
What's with Jimmy's assistant?
Glory wouldn't end that.
Knock hell out of a preacher with the soft ball.
Well, the swinging shepherds from the sheep of the Savior
were tied with the sourwood church of Christ.
An example of some highly unholy behavior
in a game that had already been protested twice.
Something that will go must have been said
for them to be amen.
He had a minister's head,
clocking the targiaque the thing to do.
He's like the hard one on an O and two.
The church League, soft ball, fist fight.
A body laying on a hand made the left be the light.
Knockin' out core teeth, gettin' a busted left.
Ain't exactly my idea of Christian phallus shit.
Church League, soft ball, fist fight.
Rollin' around the pitcher's mound.
It just don't look right for nice people from the church
and the Sunday school class
to trade the cup of brotherhood for a can of whoop.
That's for you, Jimmy.
You're welcome, sir.
And lastly, as we leave TNA Impact Talk.
Can we get both of these guys to leave TNA for good and come back?
And this whole...
I'm starting to wonder now if they're going to involve
Bubba Ray in the aces and eights thing
because he's awful adamant about it.
It's storm, it's storm, it's storm.
I'm starting to wonder if it's going to be him and not Jarrett.
That's what I thought.
But the rumor is that's how they're bringing Jarrett back in.
That's what I figured.
I thought it was going to be Jeff Jones.
And Luke Gallows is involved in this bit.
Masters is allegedly involved in this bit.
I didn't know Chris Masters was.
I knew a bunch of failed FCW talent and then Luke Gallows.
We're going to talk about FCW tomorrow night, I believe.
No, we're going to talk about here in just a minute.
Cash is so low.
That's me, man.
Oh, if he ever gets on TV.
So congratulations to WWE Films.
They're DVD and Bluway release of...
What do you call that thing?
No holds barred.
Makes a $300,000 profit, which is the most profitable DVD
they've had in recent years.
What?
That's what the story I read said today.
You only learned the way you are.
This got the text from Jimmy.
That was greatness.
Did you guess?
By the way, if you are holding your breath for the Marine
homefront, starting to miss, he said in an interview at
Summerslam Access that it will release in spring of 2013.
So be prepared for that.
Alex Shelley.
We talked about him leaving TNA just a few weeks ago.
He has allegedly signed a deal with WWE.
Yes.
But he does not want to go to developmental.
He wants to come straight in.
So they're working that part of the deal out.
Good.
Get from that point on.
That's where you get rid of Evan Bord.
Evan Bord's gone.
Did they fire him?
To my knowledge, he doesn't have a deal anymore.
Well, I didn't know because they said he was under 60 days to
suspension.
He came back and his leg was trash.
But I keep seeing stuff involving him.
It's like that picture that was awesome, I think.
I was going to go to WrestleMania, but then I got high.
And then the, oh, why, man, it's Kobe Kingston.
Did you save that picture?
I don't think I did.
Oh, God, you should have.
Damon, if you've still got that, retext that to me, please.
But FCW is no longer FCW.
Or texted to me, I want to save it on my phone.
It has officially now become NXT.
Oh, really?
So any reference to Florida Championship Wrestling is now gone.
They've even changed the Twitter feed.
FCW's Twitter feed is now NXT.
So only one thing to talk about with Smackdown.
Actually, a couple of things.
I didn't put this on here.
William Regal's great camera.
This is the only reason why I watched it last time.
I was talking to Eve because Eve won the match against Caitlyn.
So she's now part of, she's not the assistant to Booker T.
Yay, my wife has a job.
And Regal shows up at gives her this speech about how absolute power corrupts.
Absolutely.
And don't let it get to your head and some lady walks up and goes,
Regal, trash.
What am I paying you for?
Wow.
I love William Regal.
He was so good.
Hall of Famer.
By far, he should have been the general manager for both shows.
My favorite, though, was when JBL was commentating Smackdown.
And Regal showed up after like a long absence.
And if you weren't listening, you didn't catch it.
But in the background, JBL goes, that's a man's man.
Oh, wow.
Steven Regal.
Well, speaking of JBL, did you hear the story?
Well, did you hear the story that he's very, very interested in coming back to commentary?
Oh, I'm good with it.
Yeah, he's open.
But he's got to finish climbing his mountains first.
He's openly said that he's getting really sick of the Josh Matthews micro-coal thing.
Don says born is still technically under contract.
He has not been released.
But he also brings up a great point.
How long do they wait for Ray?
But Ray generates a crap ton of money for kids.
Yeah, Ray's a revenue machine.
Evan, no.
Not so much.
Evan, born is just...
So, before we get out of wrestling talk, I just want to ask you, sir.
Did you watch SmackDown?
You're asking me.
Either one of you.
Yes.
No.
I've eliminated it from my DVR.
I don't DVR, but if I'm home and if the dolphins are losing like usual...
So, Taylor Rex and Kurt Hawkins.
Oh, the magic mildly...
Hold on, wait for it.
Don't bury the lead.
Don't bury the lead.
And as they walk out, I'm writing on my on my notepad.
And it says this.
Taylor Rex and Kurt Hawkins are Shane Helms short of three count.
I was listening to the song.
Because they're wearing these like shirts that have that...
They're not wearing undershirts, but they're wearing neck ties and a very bare band boy bandish.
And they get in the ring and I'm like, we're really going to do this.
And then all of a sudden, it turns into magic mic.
This is the bit these two are working now.
Now that...
That...
Numb skulls out of the picture.
Which Numb skull?
AW.
Oh, man.
Oh, no.
You're thinking of the primetime players.
This is Taylor Rex and Kurt Hawkins.
Oh, oh, oh.
These are the kings of change.
Yeah.
The guys that have been...
Uh, jogging to ride back for like a month.
The kings of change.
That's...
Not to be confused with the kings of wrestling.
Because that's a better tactic.
The kings of change because that's all they're getting paid to be in the WWE.
Change, if you go to turn...
That's all they're making.
That's what I'm saying.
If you go to turnbuckle teas, they made a t-shirt form.
They made a t-shirt on turnbuckle teas form.
And I totally wrote that before the magic mic things started.
Wow.
We're going to move on.
That hurts just thinking about it.
I got to find it.
Okay, here we go.
One quick NHL story.
Apparently, we're facing another lockout.
So get ready for that.
As far as we get football and basketball, I won't mind.
I'm telling you, it took them a long time to get me back after the last lockout.
This isn't helping.
Mm-hmm.
I didn't like your...
I'm KUVA!
I'm KUVA!
I'm KUVA!
And somewhere a yarm or a yarger goes.
I'm going to play one more year and you're going to lock me out now.
I'll just give him another year to get ready for it.
Mike Madonna has successfully been into the Hall of Fame.
Don't forget to join us tomorrow night.
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Use that other money for some great food.
I'm very much looking forward to tomorrow night.
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Join us tomorrow night.
Let's get into movie talk.
Don, I'm wearing the Ziggler stuff for you, by the way.
We got a breaking news story here in the world of movies, actually.
Alright, let's do box office numbers first.
Again, we don't do last weekend's box office numbers because they are old week if you last nights.
Top 10.
Dropping out of the top 10 this week.
The watch.
Brave.
And Ice Age Continental Drift.
All drop out of the top 10 this week.
Number 10 with $1.050 million for a 15 day total of just under $50 million.
Just under $50 million for total recall.
And it's three weeks.
It's almost out of the top 10.
Number 9, making $1.15 million for a 15 day total of $36.1 million.
This has made what was that $13 million less than total recall?
For diary of a wimpy kid dog days.
So let that sink in.
Number 8, $2.75 million for a 10 day total of $28.7 million.
For a movie that I think we're both interested in the Hope Springs.
Yeah, that looks good.
Number 7, making $3.125 million, which has now in 29 days topped $400 million domestically for the Dark Knight Rises.
Good night.
I'm going to give you worldwide totals on that right now as I get this up and running.
Number 6, opening on Wednesday with $3.4 million for a 3 day total of $7.7 million for the odd life of Timothy Green.
That odd thing where people like plant a kid or something grows out of their garden.
They don't plant a kid.
Just saying, for it to grow, you got to plant it, don't you?
No, he just magically appears in their garden.
Oh, your fall.
So really domestically and foreign total for Dark Knight Rises is not much more than domestic.
It's $445 million, so it's still under a billion.
But it's sneaking up on it.
It's not going to be defenders.
Oh, it's not going to be defenders.
Number 5, with $4.2 million on Friday for an 8 day total of $42.5 million for a film you will not see called the campaign.
You cut that right.
Number 4, all of your top 4 are except for one are debuts.
Number 4, with $4.6 million opening last nights.
Congratulations on that to the Jordan Sparks for Sparkle.
And the bronze medal opening last night with $4.6 million for Paranormon.
Which looks better if the more I see it.
Silver medal, 8 days making $57.9 million last night making $5.3 million for the born legacy.
And number 1, $10.5 million last night for the expendables 2.
A lot of buzz on the possibility of the cast of expendables 3.
Really?
Oh, you haven't heard about this?
Jimmy, we're going to talk about that here in a little while.
Don says last night he went to Killer Joe with Matthew McConaughey.
Good movie, but definitely don't take the kids.
They're talking about they practically got Nicholas Cage locked in.
Why was I not in that movie?
And they're going very aggressively after Eastwood and Harrison Ford.
Oh, good lord.
Why not?
Rumors came out earlier this week.
That Kristen Stewart would not be in the sequel to Snow White and the Huntsman.
That it would concentrate more on the Huntsman than Snow White.
Universal is now saying we never said that.
It's probably the, what's his name?
The director going into spin control.
No, there were rumors all over the place that she's out.
But Universal is like, well, we didn't say that.
So there's that.
We have more Hunger Games.
Casting news for Sharla.
We have a sounder to play.
Not just a theme song, but an actual sounder.
I would love it if they actually used this in the film.
I would just make me happy.
Set for next year.
I don't think it has an actual release date yet.
I don't see one on IMVB.
I was actually going to play a different, you know what?
I'm going to cue this other song up.
We're going to do an alternate theme this week.
And I forgot to do that.
Sharla was very excited.
Did you find the theme to hungry hungry hippos or something?
Oh, no.
No, because you don't know the characters that I'm talking about.
And it's all going to make...
Oh, I hope I know where you're going with this.
Thank you, sir.
God, I love this song.
It is a great song.
This is my leader.
Oh, there it goes.
That's how it was.
Dude, this is one of my favorite songs of his as a matter of fact.
Playing Kashmir.
In the Hunger Games catching fire is a Stephanie Lee Shlund.
She's entitled.
You see the picture?
No.
That's a pretty girl.
She is best.
She was in the last song.
That Miley Cyrus?
Yes.
She was also an episode of Drop Dead Diva.
She was uncredited in both Stomp the Yard and We Are Marshall.
So she will be playing Kashmir.
That means nothing to me.
Sarwa, did you pick...
Get your copy of the Hunger Games today?
I do like to look.
There's a three-disk special edition that's just like a black cover with just the logo.
That's what I'm talking about.
Is that what that is?
You got me on that.
Well, because if you've been to Walmart any time in the last three months,
they've been promoting this.
Not out of it.
It's also a tax-free weekend.
A mocking J-pendent in the box set.
Very nice.
So we were talking about this earlier this week.
Right after the Lost Ark and Indiana Jones in the Temple of Doom
will be an IMAX theater leading up to the release of the Blu-ray set.
No, they're not given Crusade any love.
I don't know.
Because I'd rather see Crusade than Temple of Doom.
Spielberg is allegedly considering doing the IMAX treatment
for Close Encounters of the Third Kind.
Yeah, because it's 35th is next year, isn't it?
He also, because he claims that...
And the release date for the indie box set is going to be September the 18th.
I wouldn't release it the week before that.
Because what? It's Dark Knight and...
No, because it's September 11th.
Oh.
40% of Close Encounters was shot in 70mm.
So I'm sure the translation to IMAX would be easier to do.
Probably, yeah.
But, and I know you're going to be mad about this.
AMC theaters will be doing the four film Indiana Jones Marathon on Saturday September the 15th.
Let me see if I can get you a price tag on that.
Because I do have an email about that.
And I don't know if anybody else is doing it.
There are three theaters in this area doing this.
North Park's doing it.
The Park's at Arlington is doing it.
And...
The one in Frisco.
It's Stone Breyer's doing it.
25 bucks.
But the one of the biggest theaters in the country is not.
That makes a lot of sense.
25 bucks for all four films.
Plus you get a limited edition poster and a lanyard.
I might buy a ticket just to get the poster and the lanyard.
It looks just like from what they're showing.
It looks like it's the same as the cover of the blue rice.
It was a complete venture.
And on that.
So we're going to be doing a biopic on Nina Simone.
I did a little research on this when I saw this story.
I was like, I did not know who this woman was.
Oh, really? Yeah, I really did.
She would be played by the Zoe Saltona.
So there's that.
And now it's time for...
Release date roundup.
I just want to say that because I've got a bunch of...
Are we that morning?
Are we that morning show-ish now?
Oh, wait, wait, wait.
I did want to mention about...
Oh yeah, what's your breaking news?
Apparently the widow of Gregory Peck passed away today at the age of 80.
Sorry to hear that.
Upcoming release dates.
The first one I found was for a movie called Identity Thief.
I don't know what it's about,
but the two main actors made me put it on the list.
We are pairing in a film.
Jason Bateman and Melissa McCarthy.
In.
I don't care if it's them reading the phone book.
I'm in.
Jurassic Park 3D.
We'll be released on March the 5th.
That is happening.
Also, Kickass 2 is set for June the 28th.
So I've seen the first one, have you?
No, I keep forgetting.
I've got it.
And Don says you're right.
This would be the 35th anniversary of that.
Next year?
No, 77.
This is the 35th.
No, sir.
Close encounters came out in 78.
You think Spielberg's going to compete with Star Wars in 77?
That's a good point.
It's next year, trust me.
A movie coming out on July the 19th.
A little movie coming out on July the 19th.
I'm very intrigued by.
It's called R-I-P-D.
This would be the bigger department that Hellboy worked for, sir.
He worked for the R-I-P-D.
I thought it was the R-H-P-D.
No, that was the R-I-P-D.
Because all R-I-P-D would be just for the Rhode Island Police Department.
Avengers 2 is now set.
May the first 2015.
And isn't that the same year as Justice League?
Or was that 2016?
No, 2016.
Next, the Olympics.
Did you see that they're leading really heavily on what could possibly be the director for Guardians of the Galaxy?
Yeah, it's a...
Because that release date is now set for August 1st of 2014.
That's it.
They're looking towards an actor named James Gunn.
He did that...
Oh, what's his name?
From the office.
Rain Wilson.
What he thought he was a superhero?
It was called Super.
Yeah.
And they're looking at him to do Guardians of the Galaxy.
Interesting.
Iron Man 3 is now set for May the 3rd.
4th set for November the 8th.
And Captain America, the sequel will be set for April the 4th of 2014.
So there's your phase 2 lineup pretty much right there.
Wait, because I'm already ordered by phase 1.
Jeez.
Movie New releases in your local Movie House is coming weekends.
Have?
I just like the ending of the song.
We have...
A movie called Hit and Run.
Wow.
I'm curious.
If you have not seen the trailer for this film, do yourself a solid.
Bradley Cooper.
Dax Shepard.
Oh, oh!
He's probably Dax Shepard and Bradley Cooper are best friends
that they end up going and doing a bank robbery.
Well, Bradley Cooper goes to prison.
Comes out with dreadlocks.
And so it's a...
Oh.
No, he's saying 1977.
Sorry, you may want to look this up.
Maybe that's what they filmed it.
I don't know.
Look it up.
I'm going to look it up right now.
I'm going to solve this.
Oh, I see one of the other credits that this guy has that James Gunn.
He was the writer for Lollipop Chainsaw.
Hey, I'm in.
I want to see that game.
Sir.
November 16, 1977.
Oh, okay.
Chad drawing someone checked it.
Point on the ground.
Four.
Okay.
Also, the movie that we've all anticipated all year.
Premium Rush.
How are we giving this movie such a hard time?
How long has this movie been on nothing but trailers?
Since the Civil War.
I gave up on it.
Nothing but trailers a long time ago.
I will say there's a movie opening on Tuesday.
That's called Zombie A-hole.
That's literally the name of it.
It's from the creators of the puppet monster massacre.
Oh, wow.
So basically what that means is it'll be on a sci-fi in a couple of weeks.
It'll be on Netflix the next day.
Yeah.
We have a, we also have a movie.
It's not on the list.
That's been getting some, some publicly called the apparition.
That day that will release this coming week.
Ashley Green, Tom Felton.
It's a, it's a horror flick.
With a time like the apparition, I'm shocked.
There is a movie that I'm very interested in.
If I can somewhere it's locally that is showing it,
I will go see this.
There you are.
It is called Sleepwalk with me.
And it is based on the comedy of the great Mike Berbiglia.
Wow, great show, guys.
Dude, no.
I'm a huge fan of Mike Berbiglia.
Yeah.
It's very funny.
He does a secret public journal.
And you are also a huge fan of the girl with a dragon tattoo.
It's on my DVR.
It's on my DVR.
See that.
It's on my DVR.
You will not go see a Mike Berbiglia.
And in the, what in the Holy Hell is this?
You're hearing this right.
Have you heard of this film, Chad?
I know the song.
I'm assuming it's...
The film is of the same name.
Uh-huh.
It's called Thunderstruck.
Is it an ACTC biopic?
Nope.
Not even close on the same name.
Nope.
It stars.
Brandon T. Jackson.
From...
What?
Public Thunder.
I played Al, Al Pacino.
Jim Belushi.
William Ragsdale.
From Herman's head.
I can't say this with a straight face.
I'm just going to read you this inopsis.
And all you need to know is the first five words.
NBA superstar Kevin Durant plays himself in this action-packed family film
about a basketball star who switches talents with a cutsy 16 year old fan.
Oh my goodness.
This is the thing.
This is the thing.
Take it easy, Don.
We'll see you tomorrow.
We're going back to body-swapping comedies again.
When Brian, played by Taylor Gray, magically switches basketball skills with his hero Kevin Durant,
he becomes the star of his high school team.
While Kevin Durant suddenly can't make a shot to save his life.
But with the home estate.
Wait for it.
But with the playoffs approaching, Brian learns that being a true winner means working hard at your own game
and he tries to make things right in time to prevent a catastrophic end to his hero's season.
This is happening.
My brain just melted.
She just said is that what happened to him in the final?
No, Russell Westbrook was his teammate.
Air Bud came in and stole the damn basketball.
This is the thing.
I'm not making this up.
This is real.
And this is going to be in theaters next Friday.
And that's about as long as that's theatrical run will last.
Are you freaking joking?
Who's putting this thing out?
I don't remember.
I don't know.
I don't really.
I'm dying.
God!
God bless you, Kevin Durant.
He must have young kids at home.
DVD and Blue I New releases this week.
Another film that Chad won't see called Bernie.
That stars the Jack Black.
It's the one about the Texas lawyer.
Nope.
You're right.
I won't.
The dictator and other film you won't see.
You got that, right?
Tiny tunes.
How I spent my time with Summer Vacation.
And on that, purchase.
And finally.
The zombie apocalypse must be upon us because mall rats is finally coming out on Blue right
next week.
And finally.
That's the only one, right?
It took you about twenty-seven years.
Jersey Girl.
Jersey Girl, I'm not available yet.
Well, but we're talking about...
Oh, the view is universe.
I believe you is universe.
Yeah.
Because I've got the rest of them.
And WWE, because we got to have won every week.
The 30 greatest finishing moves in WWE history.
What?
Wow.
It's going to be, um...
The stunner.
We're going to take just a few moments.
Even though it takes up three pages on the rune sheet, three and a half.
Real quick tech corner.
Dear.
Get real quick.
Steven's right in my foot.
This is going to go really fast because we're just going to run the list.
This is as of five hours ago.
This was revealed.
So if you haven't been online since four o'clock central time today,
you don't even know this yet.
Unless you follow me.
Oh, there's that.
And a friend of yours that did ask you about that.
I said if we talk about it on the show tonight, so hopefully he's listening.
Yeah.
If he caught it, right?
Because he's in California right now.
Okay.
The WWE 13 roster has been unveiled.
There's going to be two different categories here.
There's a modern era and there's an attitude era.
And CM Punk was there today.
The CFA introduced JR, our next just normal roller baller and coal.
So they were there and reading down the roster.
If you are a fan of video games and you are a fan of WWE listen up.
You're talking to me and we're talking to you, too.
All ready.
This is the only video game I play besides mom versus calf, I don't play video games.
Until injustice comes out.
Have you seen the trailer for injustices?
Yeah.
Yes, yes.
We talked about last week's.
Okay.
Modern day superstars Albert O'Dell Rio. Yay the big show. Yay Booker T. Boo Brock Lesnar. Boo. Brodus Clay. Boo. You just use it for the entrance
uh Chris Jericho. Yay Christian. Yeah Cody Rhodes. Yeah Daniel Bryan. Boo David O'Tunga. Really?
The three moves he has in the coffee. Your leader Dolph Ziegler. Yay. I wonder if you'll be able to use multiple outfits though.
I don't know, but I hope he has the little thing. But only but it's only cool that he has the pink shirt if he hasn't tucked into the back of his trunks.
I almost came in the fox of the house last paper. Do you like that? But then I couldn't I couldn't keep it tucked in while I was sitting in the car. So I was like sure.
They all have at least two outfits. Yeah. So um edge. Boo. The great Collie. Did you just Boo-Ed? Apparently lives in Houston.
He's Slater. Yeah. The one man. Baby. You're a Slater but Boo-Ed. You're stupid.
Unico. Jack Swagger. Yay. Why they put JBL in the modern era? I don't know. Oh they have them. I think.
John Cena. I wonder if you'll be able to if we'll have one Cena as downloadable content. Oh sure we won't.
John Lauren Itis. Justin Gabriel. Kane. Kevin Nash. Kofi Kingston. Mark Henry. With that. The Miz. Primo. Randy Orton.
Ray Mysterio. The modern version era of the rock. Oh, oh, here's here's my take on this because I was I was at a house party and we had a WWE tournament at the house.
Uh-huh. I finally, we finally pitched, well I paid for the rock and finally got the rock on WWE 12 and we're on Xbox. We're playing and everyone's sitting around the house.
And as it comes out, the rock has no eyebrows in WWE 12. So how are you going to have the man who has the people's eyebrow? Have no eyebrow in the damn game.
What the where did this go wrong?
Oh. I mean, does the modern day rock have no eyebrows? And that terrible goatee? For the guy no eyebrows, he can't help it. He's somewhat.
Oh yeah. Moving on. Where were we? Okay, our truth. Santino Morella. This is a game.
Yes.
Sincara. Epico. Ted D. Biasi Jr. The modern version of Triple H, the modern version of the Undertaker.
Gender Mahal. Weight Barrett. Zach Ryder. Nuit. Let's see. Alicia Fox. Beth Phoenix. The Bella Twins. Eve Torres. Kelly Kelly. Karma.
The last version of Lita, I guess, AJ Lee and CM Punk. Now, the ones from here on in will be your attitude era.
You might want to queue up some attitude music. Ah, I'm not worried about it. You have Mike Tyson.
That was Mike announced that like about a month ago that that was good. Yeah, they had that out for a while.
The row warriors. I just want the WCW version of them with the black with the silver spikes. I didn't really like the red with the black spikes.
Big boss man. Got to rush this all. Billy Gunn. Brett Hart. The acolytes. You can have a separately over tag team.
The British Bulldog. That one kind of surprised me.
Cactus Jack. Thank God. The Y2J version of Jericho. Good.
The five year of Christian. I don't know if it's going to be brood Christian or I heard it's going to be the same one.
You could download on W12 the five seconds of flash. Okay, with the goggle glasses on.
I do love any Guerrero got rest of soul. And I guess for the same era. Yeah, the Godfather.
You have both and they listed them separately Hunter, Hurst Helms, Lee and triple H.
So you'll probably get pre DX and then DX. You'll get my time triple H the game first 2000 and then you got and then you got
Hunter Hurst Helms, Lee who looks like he just got done with it during doing a polo match. Yeah, attitude ear a cane and one that
that's even specifically mentioned Ken Shamrock. Yes, that's kind of is that a first. He's been in no mercy. He's been in all the N64 games.
Look at that. But he wasn't he was an attitude though. Wasn't he? He was a station. Raw is more an attitude.
He was. I don't think he was on. Yeah, he was in raw raw war. I thought it was. Yeah, I've still got that.
And I think he was in the first ever Smackdown game. First and second Smackdown.
Right before I guess he pretty much the nation version of Mark Henry. No, that's not the that's not the version we want.
You want sexual chocolate? Everyone won sexual. Mr. Mac Man.
The Paul White version of the big show. So does that come in there? Oh, I hope he does. Hope he has the mode to the mallet.
A road dog. The attitude version of the rock. Shane McMahon. The attitude version of Sean Michael.
Attitude version of the Undertaker. Vader. X-Pock. Lita. Stephanie McMahon. Trish Stratus and Stone Cold Steve Austin.
And Damien Sandow came out and said, you know, be thankful because you're now going to have me as downloadable content.
And which means we don't have to pay for it. And America and America. Yon.
And they've kind of leaked it. T.H. June stuff. They leaked it. Seth Rollins is going to be on there.
Really? So we might actually have him on television. We're going to have Cesaro. We're going to have Seth Rollins as DLC characters.
And then he leaked it way too early. I don't know if they're going to go through.
Kurt Angle will be a downloadable. No, he's ever said it's going to happen, but it's not a there's no indication of it.
I heard someone say Kurt Angle was actually going to be a downloadable. He's going to be downloadable, but it's no indication of anything.
I'll be speaking to which I saw a friend of the show Chris Cornell to put a picture on Facebook the other day.
And I saw it on like on board. It was punk. It was of course Photoshop punk Daniel Bryan, Kevin Nash, Brock Lesnar, and Polly Dangerously, all in N.W.O. Gear.
Oh, geez. I said, you know what? In. I'm down. In. Um, and then apparently,
Waller hinted at there being possible wardrobe malfunctions. Oh, they won't be. Wow, you're going to see a brown panties match on the video game since Smackdown here comes to pay.
Because we are so concerned about our PG era image that we're going to put wardrobe malfunctions in our biggest game. I don't think so.
And they I did ask punk what how it felt to be on the cover of the game. And he said, you know what, one of my major goals was just to be in a video game.
So, but now to be on the cover of it, it's just that much cooler. It's a great cover too. It really is great cover that video game. I never, I never got a cover from mine.
And there's going to be a stone cold sea of awesome version that he's going to be personally signing a bunch of copies of.
Yeah, my friend pre-ordered. I think it comes with the latest DVD set of his, didn't it?
Or just because stone cold sets out. Something like that. Oh, three lights on.
We end every show with a list.
What was that? Do you feel that? It's like your wall just kind of rumbled here for a minute.
Taco Bell. Taco Bell. Your house has even though I have not had Taco Bell. I'm almost three weeks. I went to Wendy's
day, but I had a grilled chicken sandwich. I'm now almost three weeks without fried food. I've been fairly
toxin-free. Well, we went to Buenos. That's a whole lot of drugs and so on and so on.
I was looking around, I was looking around the internet recently and I found a list of
songs with the most weeks peaking at the billboard chart at number two and never reaching number one. And I
found this to be really interesting. That is kind of interesting. The odd thing is I have all of them. I didn't have to download a one of them.
So there's three different categories. So we have a tie at number five. We have a three-way tie at number five.
We have a two-way tie at number three and then we have a tie at number one.
So let's start out with one of the three-way ties at number five. We're going to check you all the way back
to 1999 when a young man named Brian McKnight had a song that you couldn't throw a rock and not here on the radio.
And it's a love song. I'm Casey Gase, I mean everything I say sounds the same.
There's also a country version of this too. Wasn't his career. I was thinking about him the other day.
Wasn't his career pretty much launched with him singing back up where I'll be there for Moriah.
Well, no, no, no, that's no, that wasn't him. Who was that? That was um, maybe look that up.
Because they're like that guy. He had a career out of that.
Is that Tracell? No.
Where are you killing me?
You're going to need to look this up.
Traylor Renn's with his name.
Okay. That was from the unplug DP.
Right. But Brian McKnight's back at one eight weeks at number two and never got to that top of that mountain.
Tied with him and I have the remix of the original version I only have on karaoke.
And it's a song that I know Chad love to hear all the time on karaoke.
From the year before 1988 also tied in 98 weeks, 98. I'm sorry.
Eight weeks at number two never reached number one for Deborah Cox's nobody supposed to be here.
I like this remix. I do kind of find it funny though that the name of the song was back at one
and it stalled at number two.
And the third part of this three-way tie, play the right version.
Please play the right one. There's only one version.
I didn't realize this was 92. I thought it was later than this.
But we go back to 1992.
Eight weeks at number two, but in the summer of...
No, this is the only version of this song, sir.
Not the remix. No. This was the radio version.
This was the single that got released for radio.
But not the best version of this song.
No, I like the Okapella version of this.
Shies, if I ever fall in love.
But I think it was right around the time that boys to men owned the world and end of the road was number one for like nine years.
I never dug the vibe in the tempo of this version. I always prefer the other version.
No, this version.
Because to me, the other version was just, that's, that's, that's, that's, but not getting it.
This was, this was the version that made them.
So Shies, if I ever fall in love, 1992.
Uh, then we go to 1996, nine weeks.
Kind of hard for me to believe that this was nine weeks at number two on the Billboard Hot 100.
But the song was kind of beating.
She's a pretty girl though.
Oh, okay.
Donna Lewis, I love you always forever.
She could be a supermodel.
Oh, apparently didn't take grammar classes.
Nine weeks.
I'm just saying it.
And tied for the number three spot.
Also nine weeks at number two, never reaching number one was this song.
Again, a song with one in the title.
Give her princess cover of this.
I heard her when she did a show at reunion arena that NBC broadcasted live.
And she did an acoustic version of this that was amazing.
She and I at twin, you're still the one from the come on over album.
Where's like 20 tracks on that out?
And then we have a two-way tie for number one.
And when I hear this next song, I always think of a friend of the show, uh, Crystal Vess.
This was one of her favorite songs.
Megan was asked me about this song the other night.
I love this song.
I love Missy Elliott.
Can she kill off Nicki Minaj, please?
Apparently Nicki Minaj chilled off her tour in the UK.
Tell me to forgive me, please.
Because she's got vocal cord injury or something.
And I'm sure all the people in the UK are like, thank God.
10 weeks at number one in 2002.
This song is 10 years old now.
It still gets it done.
It's a great song.
I did this.
I love this song.
See, to me, this is when they were still getting that fun vibe of hip hop right.
Yeah.
And the thing about Missy Elliott, though, when she first hit, I was not a fan.
Yeah, it was uh, just, yeah.
With the trash bag.
But she did have the lyric beep, beep, who got the keys to the Jeep from.
Me, me, me and Timothy.
She's something so wrong with that one.
And a great singing voice, too.
Why does this sound like too cool?
I was I was I was getting caught up on Ultimate Fighter Brazil today.
And I swear to you, I was watching a fight at Ultimate Fighter Brazil.
And a guy was trying to do the worm to try to get out of the hole.
He was saying it was a weird thing.
He's like, I'm gonna say, and
Hide for number one.
10 weeks at number two never reached number one in 1981.
Love this song.
You Graham and the boys from four in there.
I saw them live at TMS.
Really?
Yeah.
How was that?
Was it a good shot?
Yeah.
Blue Graham's got a great voice.
Still pretty good.
In the Midnight Brew.
Wow.
Yeah, this along with uh, um,
I want to know what love is.
Came up on the rock band store this past week.
Did it really?
Yeah.
They're still putting content on that.
Yeah.
I mean, well, they're not releasing any new games.
So they're releasing more content.
Which is what they should have been doing all along anyway.
But the vocal difficulty on this.
Like the most difficult you can get on on rock band is like
five, not five stars.
Five devil heads.
Okay.
That's five devil heads.
I guess you get to the chorus.
What do you get to upper register?
I think I want to know what love is.
Would be more difficult in this.
I would say they both were because of his reign.
Because yeah, it doesn't look random.
And of course, it's a lot more heavily based in that.
Thank you Andrew for that compliment about the list.
And then I found a page that's got a bunch of really interesting
billboard lists of stuff like artists that replace themselves at number one.
That I'd like to see.
It's kind of neat.
We're probably going to go to this this well.
Is that your goal behind it you found?
I thought I was like, oh, this is really neat.
Like I was reading stuff like I know one of them.
And we'll do it and we'll talk about it now.
But one of them was Elvis replaced himself at number one.
That doesn't surprise.
Hound dog.
I can't remember the other song was like, but that's the list.
We're going to take you home tonight.
We promised you early on the show we play this.
This is a guy by the name of Mike Tomkins.
We've played this before.
But you can't ever get enough of this.
This is a guy.
If you look him up on YouTube,
his name is Mike Tomkins.
T-O-M-P-K-I-N-S.
He uses no instruments.
So this is Michael.
We're going to play you Michael Jackson's P-Y-T.
Andrew wants to know if this was in Footloose.
I don't think it was.
They had a song in Footloose, but it was recorded for Footloose.
I have to look it up.
But it's his version of Michael Jackson's P-Y-T's.
Again, no instruments.
They've experienced time.
Yeah, this is, but it's not even him like beaten on his chest or something.
It's just his voice.
Make sure you join us tomorrow night.
Fox and Hound Richardson Texas for Summer Slam.
I'm very excited.
We're going to have a great time.
It was heaven in your eyes, wasn't it?
Yeah, heaven in your eyes is the lover boy on the Top Gun soundtrack.
What about thinking of them for Footloose?
You're going to make me look this up.
We got to clarify this now because we can't just leave it hanging like
and Don's already bailed so he can't do it for us.
I need your gamer tag by the way.
What all do you have a gamer tag for?
This is my friend's Xbox.
I just use it.
I don't have a...
You don't have your own gamer tag?
No, no, no, no.
We'll hang with you then.
Why do you won't believe me on WWE as well?
Yeah, I just download stuff.
Why don't they ever play it?
Okay, all right, fine, I'll hop.
Oh, let's see.
Because believe me, I've customized my deck.
But Eric Carmen had almost paradise with the...
They're not on there anymore.
They're not on there.
What's safe?
I wasn't sure if they were on it.
But then again, make sure that you like our...
Ranger was to know what time it fox and how we'll be on there at six.
I'll be there at five.
I'll be there at five as well.
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Clubhouse is closed.
Spritney Palmer is making great pictures for her calendar for nature.
This someone needs to give me for Christmas.
Maybe, gender only, you got to be.
Spongebob when nature should go fly with me.
But don't you know now, is it perfect time?
We can make you right with the city lights.
Then tonight, is the love and pain.
Let me take you to the max.
I want to love you to my people.
Pretty young thing.
You need to love it.
My tears, you love it again.
I love you.
You there.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
You love it.
Pretty white.
Pretty young thing.
You need to love it.
My tears, you love it again.
I love you.
You there.
Yes, I will.
Oh.
Nothing can stop this burning.
Desire to be with you.
Gotta get to you, baby.
Want to comment some urgency?
Call my fire, yearning honey.
Come set me free.
But don't you know now, is it perfect time?
We can do the lights just to make you right.
In the night, is the love and pain.
I'll give you all that I got.
I want to love you to my people.
Pretty young thing.
You need to love it.
My tears, you love it again.
I love you.
You there.
Oh.
Oh.
You love it.
Pretty young thing.
You need to love it.
My tears, you love it again.
I love you.
You there,
oh.
Oh,
You make me say
You make me say
Bring you things with me, ever me
I said no, no, no, no
No, no, no, no, no
No, no, no, no, no
I said no, no, no, no
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no
No, no, no, no, no, no, no
Take it in, take it in
Oh-oh
The preceding was a sooner or greater production.
Get a go, get a go!
Why? Because I have to.