The Clubhouse – Episode 42

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Hey y'all, I'm bringing heat.
Beasts and all, hot topics every week.
It is Saturday nights.
It is eight o'clock on the East Coast.
It is five o'clock on the West Coast.
It is the 12th of May in the year of our Lord 2012.
It is season two, episode 42.
The clubhouse is back on the year.
We took the week off last week, had some logistical problems.
I was out of, I was kind of off the grid and Chad had some problems on this end.
But we got it handled.
He's actually on his way to the studio right now.
He had to work until 630.
So he will be here momentarily.
But that does not mean that I am by myself.
By the way, I am Rob.
I want to thank each and every one of you individually for listening.
Whether you're listening on the archive, whether you're listening live,
whether you're listening on your portable device.
We don't care how you listen.
We're just glad that you listen.
Again, I am Rob.
We are going to have a full house tonight.
I was anticipating Chad not being on the show,
so I wanted to make sure we had three people in here.
So we're going to have four people in here.
First of all, joining us for the first time since the year of our Lord 2011 was almost 2012.
The last time he was here because it was New Year's Eve.
Friend of the show and friend of mine for two and a half decades now,
if my math is correct.
And father of three of my favorite girls in the whole world
and husband to another one of my favorite girls.
He is Phil.
You're on that one, aren't you?
Nope, you're on this one.
How about now?
There we go.
It's buttons.
You think I designed the system.
I did that.
But you have a wonderful family.
Yes, I do.
Thank you very much.
It's not like you had a whole lot to do with it.
I mean, they kind of picked you more than you picked them.
I had a little bit to do with it.
You're picking one.
There is Chroma Zoves involved, I guess.
DNA, something in there.
Also joining us tonight for the very first time in almost two years of this show.
Long time friend of the show, good friend of ours.
And a man responsible for many comedic moments in the last few years of my life.
He is Andrew Beckham.
Hello, out there.
Welcome to you, sir.
Thank you.
Thank you for finally doing the show.
Talk right into that thing, sir.
Thank you for inviting me.
Well, you're always welcome.
Bottom.
Okay.
We start each and every show with corrections.
Let's take a sip of my tasty beverage.
I had two shows to listen back to because we had our show two weeks ago.
And then we had the special edition for WWE.
Something that resembles extreme rules.
First of all, thanks for everybody that came out to Fox and Hound.
A couple of weeks ago, how to blast.
We're going to do it again.
A week from tomorrow is going to be over the limit.
Fox and Hound and Richardson.
The free show will be on at six o'clock central.
A pay permute starts at seven.
We had another great.
We filled up two of the three rooms for the post-Russellmania pay permute.
That's awesome.
I have a great turnout.
The people there are great.
The food is there is great.
Join us one week from tomorrow.
We'll plug that more as well.
But both shows were clean.
So still need to make some audio adjustments on the live shows.
But we're going to get there.
So let us dive right into the deep end of the pool with NASCAR.
Every time I hear this song, it makes me want to run through a wall.
I don't know why.
Or just throw something heavy.
I think it's the Metallica goal, isn't it?
Yeah, I think so.
I believe that is their ultimate.
One of the last great Metallica songs too.
Because this was on reload.
So kind of after the black album, it just got kind of weird for me with that.
It was like the Samson effect.
They cut their hair and lost all their power.
So we go back to last week with the errands 499 that took place last Sunday.
Phil is very well versed in the ways of NASCAR.
Do you know where this race was last week?
Where?
Is it Richmond, Talladega.
Talladega.
I'm not going to make the night reference joke.
But let's do your top 10 in the number 31 Chevrolet caterpillar.
Not a real caterpillar.
It's the construction company, I guess.
Jeff Burton.
That's one mass caterpillar.
And then another top 10 finish in ninth place in the number 88 National Guard,
Diet Mountain Dew Chevrolet, Dale Earnhardt Jr.
Has he not, has, he's finished top 10 every race this year, hasn't he?
He's doing pretty well.
It's about time.
No kid.
Well, you know, we talked about that on this show.
Even when Cody was here, when you change everything and you're still not winning,
then it's probably you.
Yeah.
Absolutely.
I mean, literally the guy changed, changed crew chiefs, changed, you know,
which companies changed cars to everything else.
And you still don't win, then you have a problem.
Right.
And that's how it's been.
When you're pointing the finger, there's three more pointing back at you.
Yeah, exactly.
But you know what?
Another top 10 finish is having a solid, solid performance.
Don, Don Ford joining us in the room is well done.
Good to see you.
Sorry, they're a little miscommunication.
He texted me last week when I was off the grid.
He was like, dude, what's going on?
I was like, ah, we just didn't have a shot.
But we can talk more about last weekend a little bit later.
Um, in the eighth place, last Sunday night or afternoon or whenever the heck it was,
in the number 21 motorcraft, quick tire, quick lane tire and auto center of Ford,
Trevor Bane.
It's like a guy that we're like, date Wonder Woman.
Make it Trevor Bane.
Who's in his name, Trevor?
I'm Wonder Woman.
Number seven spot goes to the front row motor sports number 34 Ford for David Reagan.
I don't know much about this guy.
Yeah.
He raised last year for, uh, so leave it was a route for it.
So he's a fairly new face and he's been around for a little bit.
Okay.
For a minute, bounce around a little while.
In sixth place at the errands four night.
Why does it the errands five hundred?
Why is it going to be four ninety nine?
It's their whole ninety nine dollar deal.
Oh, is that what it is?
And kind of put that in there.
Is that who Hogan's working with?
Or is that there's that run?
No, that's the center with Troy A.
In sixth place in the errands Alabama National Champions number 15 Toyota.
Really?
Really?
The second to the crowd.
Did Mick fully design this car?
Is there a big thumb on the side point now?
No.
No.
The errands Alabama National Champions Toyota.
That's good stuff.
Clint Boyer.
Shame on you, sir.
Shame.
Just drives nuts.
In fifth place in the 3M O'Reilly Auto Parts number 16 Ford.
A car that should never have a problem being fixed.
Great Bipple.
I'm supposed to get to say Bipple.
And that just makes me happy.
A wild man right there.
In fourth place in the Farmers Insurance number 5 Chevrolet.
Bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum.
That would be one Tacy Tain.
Is this guy change sponsors more than I change underwear?
Yeah, he had that off your life here where he was came in the middle.
Where he was waiting for his ride because he was already going to go.
Am I saying right?
His rookie year didn't Sonic sponsor him?
I don't recall.
I just always remember thinking Kacy Kane and he needed a commercial where he was like changing hats every question.
Don't know.
I could have sworn one of them was for Sonic.
I could have been.
Yeah, he was Budweiser.
He got Budweiser after Junior left, right?
Yeah.
And then they ended up going to Hendrix.
And that's where he took over.
Number five was by Mark Martin.
We left that.
Went to Michael Walter Grayson.
All righty.
So there's that.
And the silver medal.
And I'm going to say something.
This company may have to start ponying up here soon.
We're going to talk about that here in just a second.
Silver medal.
And the best by number 17 Ford Matt Kenseth.
Now, I don't know if you know how this works.
And Joe, Chad's lovely wife who's a British descent just joined us.
Your husband is on the way.
Best by has this deal if you're a rewards member.
If he finishes in the top 10.
There's like a percentage you can get off certain items.
OK.
The higher up you fit.
Right.
If you finish it, you'll be like 25% off your purchase or something.
Pretty awesome.
Kind of cool.
I'm the board.
The silver medal.
That was the bronze medal.
This is the silver medal.
Second place in the Aaron's 499 at Talladega last week.
And the number 18 Toyota M&M's car.
Cowbush.
This kind of M&M's on it.
Oh, I like the car.
I don't care for the driver.
Yeah.
I don't like the driver either.
Yeah.
Did we have a consensus?
He's a thug.
And taking home the checkered flag.
At the Aaron's 499 at Talladega last week.
And the number 2 Miller light Dodge.
Brad keselowski.
A name that has kind of lingered around the last couple of seasons.
A guy that has seems to do well.
Absolutely.
He was really worth it last year.
He did really well after the chase.
But then he ran up against smoke.
And then we had that problem.
Because he won like half the chase.
Absolutely.
That was ridiculous.
That was crazy.
You would never thought.
Like you said last year.
You shouldn't even have been there.
He just saved them.
He just saved them.
He's awesome.
Your current sprint cup standings.
Because we are racing right now.
So we can't count tonight's numbers yet.
The number 12 spot right now would go to the aforementioned
Brad keselowski who moved up one spot.
Carl Edwards drops 2-11.
Clint Boyer jumps 2-10.
Kyle Busch also jumps 2-9.
Jimmy Johnson five time, five time, five time, five time, five time,
five time sprint cup champion.
Drops 2-8.
And also the aforementioned.
Snow.
Moves up one spot to number 7.
The young man who was supposed to be the heir apparent to the
Dale Earnhardt Junior Empire Martin Truex Junior.
Currently at number 6 dropping a spot.
Kevin Harvick up 2-5.
Denny Hamlin down 1-4.
Dale Earnhardt Junior drops 1 spot.
But he is still number 3 in points right now.
Matt Kenseth up 2.
And your leader 7 points above Kenseth is Greg Biffle.
So those are your points standings.
Where are we getting close to the halfway point?
Yeah, we're getting there.
Oh, that means we need to move on.
Because we have a very important story to talk about in music talk.
But we're going to hold off just a second just to let you know.
We are racing right now at the Bojangles Southern 500 at Darlington.
We don't have Bojangles out here.
We don't have Bojangles.
No, no Bojangles.
No Popeyes chicken.
We don't have Bojangles.
That's going on right now.
We're going to move on right into movie talk.
Because I didn't realize I thought I had another song to play before we got there.
We've been off for a week.
So of course this is kind of old news.
But I did want to talk about it.
Huge loss in the musical industry.
As Adam Yachtone is MCA from the Beastie Boys dies of cancer last week.
We have a, I don't know if I would say two different generations in the room.
Because Andrew's not that much younger than us.
But the Beastie Boys.
You can't talk about the history of hip hop and not talk about license to ill.
You can't do it.
Oh no.
There was a pioneering album.
They formed in 1979.
A lot of people don't know is they were actually originally a punk band.
They originally a punk band.
Rick Rubin and Russell Simmons got a hold of him and turned him into a rap group in Putam on Jeff Jam.
The first album was called Cookie Push.
Does the punk album?
I like it.
And that is an East Coast reference.
I like it.
There's a car fell around here somewhere.
I don't know where it is.
We're going to find it.
Okay.
But they made release license to ill.
And it was just like, I remember the first time I saw the video for Fight for Your Right.
I was just like, my brain exploded.
I was like, what, what, what, what, what is this?
What is this and why is it so awesome?
1986.
License to ill.
And these guys went from being a group that relied as you hear in the background,
just kind of of a DJ scratching, although this album came much later, check your head did.
They turned into a serious group of musicians.
I mean, they got to a point by the time they had a communication release.
They were producing all the loops themselves.
Right.
They were playing the music.
And NCA who Adam Yock was known as.
Always the kind of subdued one.
Like Mike Dean was always bouncing off the walls.
Right.
You know, Adrock, always, I'm going to go ahead and say it.
Always look Thai.
Maybe he was rolling the doobies.
I don't know.
But before, you know, for those of you kids that don't remember these things,
before there was vanilla ice, there was the beast voice.
They were really the first big white rap group.
And unapologetic for their style in your face out there having a good time.
And I wouldn't say this if it was just MCA.
If we lost any of the three of them, I would say, dude, there's just no way that this goes on.
Right.
Their last album was called Hot Sauce Committee.
It was actually a pretty good album.
They kind of strayed away from me after Hello Nasty for a while.
But intergalactic.
It's still one of my favorite songs ever.
When you have a lyric that says, I like my sugar with coffee and cream.
Just random, but it works.
They will be missed.
He will be missed.
I really, I just don't see how they.
How you still do this.
I mean, I just made me sad when I heard this.
It just really did.
It was a long battle.
He put up the fight because he really thought it for a long time.
I believe it was either him or ad rock was once married to I only sky from saying anything.
So, congratulations on that.
Andrew, I mean, for a guy that's a little bit younger than us.
I mean, you don't mind me asking, how much younger are you?
How old are you?
28.
Okay, so there is a generation gap there because we've got you by a decade.
Right.
So, as a kid who was, who was, I mean, I guess that would have put you what?
Like, you were bare, you weren't even in grade school yet when licensed to LK not in 86 then.
So, what are your memories as someone who's significantly younger?
What are your memories of this group?
Well, intergalactic was the first song that I heard about that.
Really?
And yeah, like, fell in love.
Like, walking around, you know, head banging.
It was awesome.
And they were inducted into the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame this year.
Just a different style.
So, it's totally different.
You need sound.
And I've never seen any music videos.
I've never seen any of their music videos and everyone says that you have sabotage alone.
Yeah, I love sabotage.
Sabotage, to me, is one of my favorite videos ever much less than theirs.
I also like this video a lot for what you want.
Right.
And now, past the mic when they've got their, they're looking at a hubcap.
Right.
You know, they were only the third group ever, only the third rock group ever to be inducted into the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame.
Also, after run DMC for good reason.
Oh, absolutely.
I don't know why we did until 2009 to do that.
And Grandmaster Flash in the Furious 5 in 2007.
I just, you know, I just, what else do you say?
What else do you say about the greatness of Beastie Boys?
Joining us right now live via across the desk in his lovely, deep mustard shirt today.
Flash off a hard day's work as a, as the first weekly show is a working man.
Chad is here.
Oh, my God.
Don't even get me started.
Very damn, we're all nice and clean.
I thought you got him a haircut.
We got him trimmed up a little bit.
Totally impressed by the look that Chad has.
We go to get his haircut.
And I'm already dressed for work.
I swear to you, those women was like, is this like a pre-woman moment?
I was like, no, he's getting a job.
Leave him alone.
It was very uncomfortable for me.
I'm not going to lie.
For him.
For me, it wasn't for him.
Because you weren't in my brain at that moment.
And I never want to be in your brain.
We are talking about the death of MCA, wrapping up that talk.
I wanted to see if you want to contribute anything to you.
Oh, my gosh.
The, the influence that these guys had on, on our generation, especially, is,
is, you really can't even put it into words.
40 million albums worldwide.
The biggest selling rap group of all times since 1991.
You know, we were kind of, we were growing up in the generation of, wow,
you mean white guys can do this?
Yes, they can.
Quite well, actually.
So we're going to go ahead and move on.
VH1 has announced their next diva special coming up.
Will be a tribute to Whitney Houston.
They have not announced who the guests are going to be for this special.
I would say if I were a Betty man, the names Jennifer and Hudson will come up.
Especially after the Grammys.
By the way, you're a lovely wife who has a British descent.
Says hello.
Hello, dear.
Any thoughts on this?
Well, I think, I think Mariah gets involved in this deal.
I think Brandy's involved in this deal because Brandy makes no bones about the fact that Whitney Houston was her by proxy mentor.
Would she was coming up in the business?
Just keep Bobby and Ray Jay out of the picture to avoid any awkward moments.
We heard a moment on Hollywood Babylon that I will never, well, forever be an etched in my brain about Ray Jay.
And that's all I will say.
I've, I've made no bones about I've been very vocally critical of Whitney and the way she lived last few years of her life.
Wasting a gift.
Literally wasting a gift.
Yeah.
I will watch this.
Because you, you can never deny her entire body of work.
Yeah.
For me, I, I do my best not to let the last six or seven years soil the 25 before.
You know, you can't.
When your mom was a backup singer for Elvis.
But I think I, in VH1, always very classy, whether it's rock honors, whether it's divas live.
When they do an award show, they're one of the very few entities that I believe doesn't write.
Yeah.
So I will watch this.
Gentlemen.
I, I, I know my, my family, my wife will watch it.
She's a big fan.
Anybody here ever seen her in person?
No, you have never.
Yes.
He was there for an HBO taping.
Oh, whenever the, the whole tribute to the troops thing.
Remember that in the wake of the bodyguard thing and the singing of the national anthem.
She came to where I was stationed in Norfolk and play that's, that's where that show was filmed for HBO.
And I was in that crowd.
Wow.
Speaking of Jennifer Hudson.
A little bit of closure for her this week.
Wow.
This thing went by quick.
Her former brother-in-law has been convicted of triple homicide that happened in her family's home.
That was very quick.
Yeah.
I started one last Monday or the Monday, a couple of weeks ago, because that's when Otonga wasn't on raw.
Right.
He of course is facing life in prison.
And you can never, in my opinion, get true closure on something like that.
I can't say I haven't been through that myself, but I don't, I don't see how you could ever have true closure and something like that.
But my hope is that this helps that process for her.
It has to.
I mean, it has to at least start the healing process if it hasn't started already.
You know, I agree with you there.
This is something that you never really truly get over.
It's just something that gets easier to deal with.
This thing goes away.
Yeah.
And you know what?
And I commend Otonga.
And I end WWE for giving him the time to go and for him being there.
Yeah.
I mean, like the guy or not in his TV persona.
Everybody's got a heart somewhere.
What was that?
It was the, they're just on sports and they're showing the Rangers are in their throwbacks today.
Let us pick things up just a little bit.
The greatest baselines in history of music.
I care who you are.
One of the greatest slow builds of an intro to his song.
And one of the creepiest videos in the history of ever.
But funny.
It does make you go, but it's still funny.
What's the other one they did where Edward furlongs in it and they run the car into the...
Oh, isn't that, that's not crazy, is it?
No, because that's, uh, lived Tyler and Lucius Silverstone.
Was it, um, we're living on the edge, living on the edge?
Yeah.
The one that did the dude, uh, creepy.
And what about pink?
That's not like that, wasn't it?
Pink in my privacy.
That was beyond weird, but cool.
Let's talk about the song pink for a minute.
I cannot hear that song the same after about 10 years ago.
And it's no secret.
I hosted karaoke for a living for 16 years.
And I used to host the show where I met my wife.
The lovely talented Mrs. Irwin over in Arlington to a bar that is now turned into a parking lot and then a Starbucks.
Uh, um, we used to have a group from Joe's Crab Shack that came in.
And they were the first person, the first people that, uh,
that introduced me to shoot yourself in the foot karaoke.
Uh-huh.
And what they would do is they would all grab a slip and they would just put a disc number and a track number and nothing else.
And they would put all the slips in the middle of the table and they would jumble them up and everybody had to pull one.
And whenever it came up, it was what you had to sing.
And we had it.
We had a girl that worked at Joe's Crab Shack.
We called her our little bundle of joy because she was about, you know, she was probably five, one if she was nothing.
And just the cutest thing you'll ever see in your life.
And she pulled that song.
And the entire song sounded like this.
Pink is my favorite color.
And it's all I can hear when I hear that song now.
Apropos of nothing.
Back in the wheels back after, let's take the lead back up after we buried it.
Aerosmith will be performing their brand new single on the American Idol Finale.
This is their first new material they've done in eight years since Hawking.
But Hawking wasn't really so much for real.
That was what he makes. That was all covers.
Good ones, but yeah, it's still covers nonetheless.
Joe Perry says they're in the mixing process right now.
I don't know how I feel about this.
It's not going to make me watch the Idol Finale because I could really, I could care less about American Idol anymore.
Totally agree with you on that one.
Look it up on YouTube the next day.
You'll be better off.
I'm sure there's going to be a video the next day.
That's what I mean.
It's like I even look at the picture like, take a master announced the tour for this year.
And I look at the picture and I was like, even if I watch these shows, these are people that I wouldn't care about.
Like there's nobody in that picture going to maybe go, oh, I would watch that person.
Like they all, it's just like you just want to club everyone.
I don't know why I just do.
And maybe that's old man Rob.
I don't know.
Try some all up like baby seals or something.
Ooh.
Was that going to go there?
Wow.
To all of our friends in PETA, I want to apologize.
That's Chad. I'm Rob.
Welcome to the show, Rob.
Yeah.
One of our favorite jokes of all time.
A baby seal walks to a club.
Thank you, Bob and Tom.
Yeah.
We have a list.
We have a list.
Could be an Andrew's done.
But and maybe it's because to me, I don't has cheapened Steven Tyler.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I have to agree with you.
I mean Jennifer Lopez.
Already cheap.
Yeah.
But.
But the odd thing is still respect Randy Jackson.
Haven't lost any love for Randy Jackson.
Well, most people really didn't know Randy Jackson.
Before I, if you really think that's all I'm saying.
Yeah.
Yeah.
But when you say Randy Jackson, you're not talking about Germain and Michael's brother Randy and Tito.
Then everybody always forgets Tito.
But when you say Randy Jackson, what's the first thing you think of?
Journey.
I do.
Actually, the first thing I think of is ask your average when I watched Mariah Carey on
Saturday Night Live and he was playing keys in the background.
That's the first thing you think of.
I do.
Andrew?
Cause I saw that first.
I didn't know who Randy Jackson was before American Idol.
Really?
Phil had no clue.
Okay.
He was in Journey.
Did I mention that?
Yes, you did.
But like I said, the other half of the room, that's not a denial.
Who is Journey?
And we found the generation.
Or had their head buried in the sand.
That was a joke.
And a bad one.
But nice drive.
Christina Aguilera speaking of music reality shows.
Apparently has been find multiple times from the people that produce the voice for being
an average of two hours late for the show.
Here's a question.
If I'm two hours late for work,
you don't have a job.
I'm going to lose my job.
And is she really that vital to that show being a guy that watches the voice, sir?
Is she that vital to that show?
I watch that show about halfway through which run and then punched out.
And they are now considering raising the fines.
Really?
That's going to help.
Because she's broke.
I'm going to let you guys discuss this and then I need to run to the other.
How about consider replacing Christina Aguilera?
I watched it over classic search.
I watched it this season.
It was the first time we watched it.
You got all the way through it?
Yeah, we got all the way through it.
I couldn't stomach it.
I watched most of it.
My wife watched all of it.
I think we can definitely get rid of her and put in somebody else.
Anybody.
Replace her with anybody.
Oh, anyone will be fine.
You know who they have as one of the judges on the Australian version of the voice?
Seal.
Seal.
Wow, wow.
Get him over here.
Yeah.
I mean, just kill me.
I saw a clip and it's one of the most awe inspiring clips from a vocal competition I've ever seen.
Where seal is one of the judges as well as seal.
Okay.
I mean, what's his name?
The co-kidmin's husband.
Keith Urban.
Yes.
Yeah.
And I don't know who the other two guys were.
But this girl comes out that is legally blind.
And sings LaVey and Rose.
Can you be illegally blind?
Like, shut up.
I'm trying to make a point.
And sings LaVey and Rose so well that it almost makes you.
It practically didn't bring me to tears.
It was gorgeous.
One of the most beautiful off the cuff vocal performance of them.
And they're sitting there.
All four chairs turn around.
They're like, oh my god.
I'm like, yeah.
Can we get seal as a judge here and replace the egg?
He's greatness, sir.
Absolutely.
Seal could read the phone book.
And I would purchase it.
Yeah.
I would even purchase the phone book that he read.
See them live twice for a reason.
Music new releases in your local CD store or local download.
Whatever you do.
Allegedly that I cannot confirm nor deny.
Allegedly.
Because we needed another album from this individual.
Speaking of people that make me sick.
Adam Lambert releases Trespassing this coming Tuesday,
which is exactly what he's doing in my brain when his music comes on the radio.
When he was when they were when they were talking about putting him on tour with Queen.
Have you heard the latest on that?
Oh, I'm sure they put a bullet in that whole idea that we're going to hologram round.
Good.
Okay.
Now I'm on board with that.
I'm on board with that.
That I can handle.
I just I've got a feeling this is going to.
Would you rather have a hologram of Freddie Mercury or Adam Lambert or Paul Rogers?
How about I take the Freddie?
You know what?
I take Paul Rogers because I thought the stuff he did that was great.
If I want if I want to pay to watch a hologram of Freddie Mercury,
I'll just go get a DVD of old footage and watch it at home.
A dead Freddie Mercury is better than a live anybody else.
It's the frontman for Queen.
I'm sorry.
Okay.
I think it all the check.
Yeah.
Get all the check.
Yeah, because he was a real chick guy.
Corner Shop releases urban turbine.
This is coming in.
Corner Shop is a band that recently, not recently, probably in the late 90s.
Had an out.
Had a hit single with a brim full of ash.
I wasn't able to.
I got Chad going over here.
It sounds like an album about Brandon and Dave.
And boom goes the dynamite.
Oh.
I just saw like a sea in my hands.
I think I can see it in your hands.
Tell me I'm wrong.
Tell me I'm wrong.
Okay.
That's what I thought.
That's what I thought.
I am sipping my tasty beverage at this point.
You were thinking it.
You just didn't want to say it.
That's Chad.
I'm wrong.
Please send all hate mail.
It's been a rough day.
And then we have a brand new album from this young lady.
I bet you half the people, more than half the people that are here in this track still
don't know who it is.
We'll let her sing.
I don't swear.
You know what?
I don't mind her stuff.
Lisa Marie Pressley.
I thought her cover of Don Henley's dirty laundry was really good.
And is it...
I don't know how I feel about this next table.
Let's go ahead and say it because that's what we do on the show.
Can someone like that that really favors her father?
Is it weird that I still find her pretty hot?
That's an interesting...
It makes me feel kind of oaky on a certain level.
I can see where it would go with that.
But she's still kind of hot but she does look like her dad at the same time.
It breaks me out.
I can see where that would freak you out.
It makes me uncomfortable.
I'm going to be perfectly honest.
It makes me uncomfortable sitting on this...
Dude, there's plenty of room between you and I.
I don't know.
And I am not Liam Nees.
I don't know.
Oh, believe me, I wish we could discuss that.
That's an inside reference.
Santana.
We're releasing a new album this week called Sheep Shifter.
Oh, Mr. Collin.
Which means about 900 other people will be on the album.
Uh-huh.
And he'll go...
And that'll be it.
He'll sing.
They'll sing and he'll play what they just sang.
Yeah, yeah.
That's normally how it works.
And he makes a lot of money.
Yeah.
Because people buy it for some reason.
Super natural, I thought was a good album.
But that's all that album was...
Shaman was good because it had a seal track on it.
But I...
I could go the rest of my life and never hear smooth again and die.
I'm happy.
I swear that...
Dun dun dun dun.
Dun dun dun dun.
Out!
Out!
I'm punching out so fast.
I'm going to punch myself in the temple and listen to that song again.
A band that's listened to you by the kids with the clothes and the hair.
Shadows fall, release, fire from the sky this week.
We're going to skip the next one, come back to it.
Ooh, hey.
Um-uh.
Willie Nelson will release heroes, and he will probably tell you he doesn't remember recording most of it...
...for more than one reason.
I don't even know this cuz he's full of junk cuz I hate these guys
Well, I'm a nation's D release his rise of the phoenix
For those of you that do not know who to nation's D is it is Kyle gas and Jack black and it is genius
Don't buy it for the kids
Please do yourself a solid
Don't buy it for the kids, but funny stuff
Funny funny stuff
Didn't you run a tweet that this makes you think of El Phoenix or somebody else did but the phoenix is spelled the same way as El Phoenix
Which is Spanish for the phoenix or or or or you could or you could save yourself the trouble of buying this city CD and just
Smack yourself in the head with an oil can't just cuz you don't like the dude does there mean other people don't like the dude
No, Chad tell me how you really do you I can't it's a family show
I get kicked off the air. This isn't like stuff. It's awesome. Oh, yeah, that's it. That's it
Let's do a little MMA talk you are listening to the clubhouse. We are live every Saturday night
Eight on the east coast five on the west coast. We are your one-stop shop for all things sports and entertainment
Your latest episode of the ultimate fighter aired last night of course all of the fights are live
two great quarter-final matches happened last night if
You don't have this find a way to find it watch it online to amazing fights as we get closer to the finale in the first fight
Dominic Cruz's team James Vick defeats favorite team favors Joe Proctor in a
Unanimous decision did not agree with that necessarily
I thought maybe that that fight could have gone to a third round if the judges have been paying attention and
the second fight
Favor even did back up as Michael Chesa myself. Chesa. I'm sorry
If he's just in Lawrence just Lawrence was the number one pick in this tournament
by team Cruz so
And and and Chesa was the guy Chad that you and I talked about whose dad died. He had to leave and come back
Oh, okay, okay, so he is now in the semi-finals good for him
It'll be in two weeks as we have two more fights next week
Which I'll tell you what I really really did enjoy last night's episode
He said I thought he was gonna lose he was he was in trouble guy got him with a wicked body shot in the first round
I mean the kind of body shot that they like you felt it in your living room and
He and he dry like the second he just dropped like a stone and the guy tried to finish him and couldn't you almost heard like a show
Are you good because Chesa's a ground in pound kind of guy
He's the kind of guy that you want to fight him standing up because if you're on the mat
He will submit you and somehow he kind of gained his composure and
Just locked the guy up just enough time to recover from the body shots and he could try for a submission. It was a great fight
I love have a two video game nerds kind of giggle when I said that
But we do have a problem with the ultimate fighter
Because dominant Cruz in sparring has injured his ACL
He will be out of the finale or the the coaches fight on July the 7th
That's kind of an anti-climactic. I wanted to see these two go because these two genuinely do not like each of it
There is no love loss between dominant Cruz and your eye favor
Dana says he has not named a replacement yet, but we will know by the time they go on air next Friday night
And your and favor was just like really you're gonna take that long
He was like I'm a fight whoever's in front of me. I don't care and Cruz is like you know what as
As much as I hate to say this I kind of want him to win the inner belt so I can fight him right because Cruz has the belt
And this is the rubber match between these two
So
It's almost this per second
I did a great job on this song
Also your next ultimate fighter in Australia will be called the smashes, which is not a burger joint
But it will be Australia versus the UK this will be your next international, which I'm kind of interested in this
I hope they do the same thing that they're getting ready to do with ultimate fighter Brazil for those of you that don't know
They're doing a special edition in Brazil and they're saying like half the guys in this competition could fight in the UFC
Right now like these guys are that good
But once the the current season of the ultimate fighter live ends they will be airing the episodes of ultimate fighter Brazil on fuel
Because you can watch them on on UFC.tv right now, but I would rather watch them at least in some something that resembles HD
Right, yeah, yeah, because my TV doesn't translate really well. I want to plug my computer into it
So or just get a huge HD monitor for your computer
I'll tell you what you convinced the love and talent that Mrs. Irvin that that can happen and I will make that happen. Okay, just let you know
I'll work on that
Speaking of things like this I got to throw this out there because this is something I haven't really told very many people
I've really frustrated me about a month and a half ago
There's a website I love to go to we all love it woot.com, right? We know yeah new deals every day in mid-night
They had and I'm not kidding you a 70 inch
Mitsubishi
Thin screen
They're one of the brand new spanking new ones
$1,000
70 inch
Yeah, I wanted to cry like a chocolate and have the money
I'm like can I get a credit card real quick?
Because you know a bunch of tax refund junkies like bye bye bye bye bye bye
I am just getting warm
You are listening to the clubhouse make sure you like us on Facebook look up look up the clubhouse podcast
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At Knowles fan 1972
At King of Bowling King of Bowling yes sir
I
Have never known until this moment Andrew Beckham's Twitter handle
I did
I follow
How do you get how did you get that?
Well, I'm a pretty good bowler. I mean like but
Well played sir great. That was a landmine there. That was a comic line. I saw the brick wall and broken to a sprint
Uh
But like without having to put a number after it. I mean like the fact that nobody had King of Bowling on Twitter is amazing to me
I've been on Twitter like three four years maybe oh wow. I just don't ever I don't ever tweet the pioneer. Yeah
So there's that you were tweeting when it was just called twit
That was just what we can resemble me
Thank you for the setup return
Let's move on to a little bit of TV talk and is it really going to be a little bit because boy well
There were some access flying the other day. I just have this video in my mind right now and it makes me happy
Britney Spears in route to a press conference in New York City the deal is not officially done yet
But she is expected to announce that she has signed on for the X factor for
15 million I haven't heard of the deal, but it's it's
That's the ballpark that were that we got that on me. Yeah, I'm sure that's insane
Couldn't get a thousand dollar TV, but he's got a 15 million
But you know, I bet she keeps the money. She'll be on time
I don't know. I think I think that that's like I think it'll be just as lame as Christian. I do too
It's not gonna make me want to watch. I'm just saying at least she'll be on time for the taping just because
Didn't she have a problem with one of these fans that Christina also had a problem with what was what's that boy band that couldn't look at her
And they here's the deal on that it's it was who was it was it wasn't one direction wasn't it might have been I don't know
They said they were on tour with her and
Apparently she was coming down the hallway and her security security made them all face the walls. They weren't looking at her
There's another side to that story
That I did some research on it because I was like is she really that still that's socially relevant that we can do that
Apparently there is people within her camp saying that was not something that she mandated there are certain people in management that do that
And apparently she apologized and she didn't know it happened. I'm sorry. I don't look at her really what is she madusa there?
There are there are celebrities that are that way. I don't want people looking at me when I walked out of college
You get money you can do stupid things
Apparently
I think you should just for some reason you think you can we're gonna do a quick segment
Right now because we are in the time of year
where the
Networks do what are called their upfront and what that means is they announce all of their new shows and they announced their
Their schedules for the upcoming fall
Some of the information has already come out. We're gonna break it down for you by network
Because I would
By the way, Don says
Week 7 of gaming thrones no talking about it because someone cannot catch up
Shut up that would be huge shut up Don and I'm caught up because I watch the news. I don't need your help
Just say we're gonna break it down by network
Chad um, I've got I think my list is pretty complete
But I'm sure you'll have stuff to add to it as well gentlemen. I also want your reactions
Uh, some of these shows maybe shows that you watch most of them probably know ones on abc
I know why we'll start with the American broadcasting company slash Disney
Known as abc coming back a personal favorite of the lovely and talented mist is urban
Modern family of course great show Sophia Vergara single again my house back on speed up
Suburgatory this is a brand new show that they've just started airing. I've heard good things about it
I didn't know that there's a problem there
The middle which I didn't realize was still on the air
Gray's anatomy another favorite of the lovely and talented Mrs. Urban
I said something to her I said yeah, so uh Gray's and that is coming back. She's like yeah three of the stars have signed for two more years
What?
It's like what the you you knew it. I didn't know and you knew before and didn't it doesn't she own like a couple of seasons of this on the
Oh, because I bought them for yeah, but she obviously really into this show. I mean in the face
But that's how I felt
Because I'm like my wife outtrumped me on pop culture on one thing one thing, but still okay, dude
It's been 13 years, but it's okay. She can know something about something that you don't know she's actually okay
There's always a start
It's actually all right to get that snowball running pretty soon. Also coming back. Congratulations to the great Nathan fillian as castles coming back
So I'm still having a watching episode of that show and I loved him
Um fill your lovely wife has checked in
You
You missed the channel we were talking about you and everything right in the beginning of the show so you have to go back and listen to the archive
Uh revenge gets another season. I don't know anybody that watches that show, but it's got another season coming
Uh show that you've started to get into once upon a time good you're renewed that really is a cool show
It really had plans on watching that and then I just did I mean just some of the stuff that goes on
I'll have to tell you guys about it off the end. I think you'll kind of appreciate
You know some some of the little Disney Easter eggs if they work in
One Easter egg in particular it comes up a lot
Great tease
Happy endings
Coming back for 22 more episodes
It does mean to start
With the the very very hot tacy Wilson uh SNL alumni
Private practice coming back and body of proof with the at one time
Hot but now more matrily
Data delay
No, okay at one time um out on abc gcb. Thank you. Yes. Thank you. Jesus for that. Well, that didn't last very long did it
Pan am which we all knew was coming, but they just finally officially announced it
The river which was a show that you were very much. Oh, I know chat that bombs post the whole stuff
You think he's bummed out now. Oh, yeah, wait until we get to NBC. Yeah, you're you're you might see a grown man cry
I'm just letting. Yeah, there's a couple things they they asked. I wasn't happy. Oh, yeah
I already went on a rant about that the Ashley Judd missing
Which kind of surprised me. I mean that looked like it. It was
It was really I don't know anybody that's watching that either. I knew a couple people that said they're really liked it
It's and cougar talent
Moving out, but not out. Yeah, it's moved CBS has picked up that which is kind of that could be a first for them actually picking up a show to continue in first run, isn't it?
Don't they usually just recycle everybody else's crap? No, they're they're they've done this before with I want to say one of the law and orders
No, I think they have
I will debate that sir. I'm a light blonde order junk. I know you are, but they seem like they did
But anyway the national broadcasting company also known as NBC back for a 14th season congratulations special victims unit
Which I'm about five episodes behind on 30 rock which I'm about 14 episodes behind on final
Season there I believe they've got a 12 episode order, but if it said beyond that
Community
Season four is coming six seasons in a movie baby. I love that show. I love that show
The office coming back parks and ret coming back Whitney
Gets renewed that kind of shock me
I mean when when when entertainment weeklies headline is coming back the office parks and recreation and Whitney
And there's like a question mark an exclamation point and a question mark an inspiration point and then the
Christina applegate will our net up all night
Gets renewed for another season watching that after the first two episodes. I just never got into it. It wasn't very good
But out on NBC are you there Chelsea because again, thank you Jesus
Best friends forever did that thing ever even air it was actually well we watched it. I liked it
But wife and I liked it now son is fine out. It's not coming. They're not even gonna be like four episodes and the mind-borrowing awake
Which that just looked too confusing for me. It looked I like the I like premise. I like the premise
But I was just like I and I'm a and I'm a fan of the pay attention
I'm a fan. I'm upset that it's getting taken. I'm a fan of and I'm a fan of the principal actor involving
something called bent
Which I thought was just a matchbox 20 song and
And uh, do I have tissues available?
Because chat's about you're about to see a grown man cry. I'm not kidding. Harry's law
That gets the acts from NBC that and that is a show that this man has been on a one-man crew save that I saw the Facebook
I was furious when I read that last night because I I thought he was gonna like kick a puppy. I was like dude calm down
I love that show because that one Harry
Harry corn
Kathy Bates's portrayal of Harry corn is so much like my mother if you met my mom you would understand I have met your mom
And it's well, you never watch this. Oh, it's all you wouldn't really know
But you know, but now that you say that I can understand who the character is
I mean it's she there's so much about her. I'm like that's my mom right there my wife and I love this show
And that was a huge reason why
Because I just saw a little piece of my mom that show it was and it really saddens me that it's gone
It's I don't think it ever really got a fair shake and it did well. It did good numbers
It just wasn't getting their target demo you get rid of Britney snow and look what happens. It's all I'm saying
No, Britney snow at it. That's it. Let's go on to the network that nobody realizes is still on the air with the CW
Coming back the Maggie Q very hot by the way vehicle
Nikita
That's getting a season two they are they have picked up a show called the carry diaries
You heard of this thing is it what I think it is tell me what you think it is
Well, you say carry I think of one thing
Has nothing to do with sissy space that okay. It is the prequel to sex in the city
And yeah, and I'm just checked out and I'm done
Uh, there's a show called cult that they will be picking up this fall about a guy who has to try to rescue a buddy of his from a cult
It was called witch board in the theater
Uh, they're a version of beauty in the beast which will be based on the Ron Pearlman Linda Hamilton show from the 80s
Uh gossip girl coming back dixie coming back
But there's only one reason to watch the CW this fall
And it's called arrow. Oh, yes
Because it's this is this is a series because you know they had small bill small bills over
Say hello to the green arrow
In who's playing all over um, I didn't know so I can't remember
Um, it's probably we need to tell Andrew to calm down and sail us on the show
You smalls are killing me today
I made made and out out on the CW something called secret circle that I guess people were freaking out over that
I was reading it was so secret nobody knew what it was
I mean when I was looking on whatever message board I was reading about Harry's law everybody was so ticked off about secret circle
I'm like, what is this show and the Sarah Michelle Geller vehicle ringer is gone. They were ticked about that one too
so
The fox network they haven't really announced much
Um, all I've been able to gather is that the keeper's southern wind vehicle touch which is not starring John Travolta
Oh, I'm not that one sit for a minute
Also coming back family guy an American dad, but the Cleveland show is on the chopping block
They have not made a decision one way or another, but things do not look good
So we will have no no now now now now probably going moving back to co-haul
Where he belongs never got into that. I like the Cleveland show. I just don't like his family. I love him
I don't like his best episode was when when Peter and
Uh, we showed up for dinner and they go there and and uh
She's uh his
Cleveland's wife Loretta says I don't remember us getting a gift from you for our wedding and Peter says they gift
was the show
It's just the way that show breaks the fourth wall is genius
CBS the only thing we know right now is that two and a half men is coming back. Oh god
That's all we know. Maybe that's where Kathy Vates is going. I think she's going to the office
Because remember you you heard about that cameo this week, right?
I don't watch two and a half men neither do I, but I heard about the cameo
She showed up as Charlie Sheen's character
cigar bowling shirt
Everything as a reincarnated version of of Charlie Sheen's character
There's slaying his brother or something she no she's he'd been reincarnated in her body
And for the A&E network is where cuz we're that we go that deep on the show apparently
Oh the walking dead has been renewed and a show that Chad and I may be the only two people watching
A 16 episode order has come back for comic book men with Kevin Smith
Sorry, it's kind of it's like part pond stars part video podcast. It's kind of cool
I like it a lot these people like bringing stuff like and a lot of it stage like you can tell it's staged
But some of these people have some really cool crap. Yeah
Very very geeky
If you're if you're a
Geek or dork or nerd that's a show for you. It's a show for you
I'm looking at you guys
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It was a good turnout at a good time how to get time that nice
And you never know who's gonna show Andrew was there for this last one
Fill in his family was there for WrestleMania. It's good time. So I'm just saying. I don't like the cards for the next one
It could be better. I didn't like the card for extreme rules. We turned out okay. Yeah extreme rules actually turned out well
I enjoyed that so let us do a section on this show that I totally am not prepared for because I didn't put any music in place
So I'm sorry
I could sing for you. You just did sir and it was very very very calming very soothing if we drug tested on the show
Who would run the test will it be the wellness policy guy? I'm sure
Luger's already got the job. He just had him do it. You're cat hunter. Yeah
Hey
Double A G makes it happen sir. It's all I'm saying you're the witness in the restroom. Yeah
He's definitely drawn blood
Yeah recently look at hold up your hand. I've seen my hands recently the palms look at the palm
No, that's that's something different. So wrist you told me I was where you know that's no
That's a there's something that bites me in this house and it only bites me right there. This was this was long before the cat
Where I think there's like a spider that hides where to get you in the head this week. Uh, it was up here
He took it. He took it. He tried to take it. They tried to bite me on the forehead
We didn't we didn't even go to the flip flop at that point. It was full-blown shoe. Oh nice nice
They looked at me like what I was like what
You're talking about shall we and you're at the tubular bales playing in the background
Love my cat you leave my cat well
Jonathan Vilma formerly of the New Orleans Saints currently
I believe with the Cleveland Browns am I right on that? See you take a vacation
He is appealing his one-year suspension for his role in bounty gate
He is saying that none of his personal money went up for this thing and other people are saying yeah, you did
Yeah, good luck with that but Chris Carter also admitting this week that he offered money to
Protect his family for people to protect him while he's on the field
jeez
But is but is that kind of different though
Because like he didn't say I want you to take that guy's head off. It's just don't let me get killed
He knew he was a target. Yeah, don't let that guy take my head. Yeah, because they had they had Bill Romanowski on
Talking about but is anything that Bill Romanowski says hold any credence to anyone anymore
I don't think I can even remember anything little on what he might have said at the at stretching at one game
I've never said anything like that. Whatever dude. You didn't have you have no idea what you said back then
Yeah, you don't know what you said yesterday
He's he's he's that
Jeet head SD kind of guy and
Memo to Jonathan Vilma good luck with all that
Oh, they still got to go through they still got to go through go down with all the
The appeal process. He's not gonna change. It's gonna pat him on his and what's the record with go down and appeals
It's not real good if you're a player go
Go play with your toys go chase park cars get out of my face
Congratulations to the Minnesota Vikings who have now gotten approval to get a
$975 million stadium in 2016. There's a hint
Don't make the roof inflatable. Oh, here's the here's my thing with them
You're already at 975 just go for the cool or just you know try to at least get closer to Jerry
Yeah, I think they were just trying to outdo it. What else are they spending their money on they had out new twin stadium
New stadium that's true. Yeah, take the other take the take the other
Take the take the rest try to get a better theme song
But Gidele was saying once this because when when this deal almost fell through like the root Gidele was there
Like he got on the plane and flew to Minneapolis and was like no, this has to happen
You this this you guys can't lose this franchise. Oh, it's a heritage team
And so they're talking to once it gets done that they're gonna get a Super Bowl
Because Detroit works so well
Under a Buddhist snow. Oh, I'm sorry. That was that's not about us. Yeah
Oh
Also could be a problem with the new collective bargaining deal for the referees
We may have replacement reps again because that went so well in the mid-90s. Excellent
Lock you least not getting enough muscle shirts in his wardrobe
But do you remember do you remember the shirt you had the replacement reps?
Yes, and Michael Irvin tells the story about when they had the replacement reps
Like it was right before kickoff and one of the replacement reps walked up to him and said mr. Irvin
It's just it's an honor to be officiating a game of you playing in it today
And Mike went oh, we're not gonna get a call all day long
We are in trouble. No, no in the other way. Yeah, yeah, they're not gonna call us for jack
You think maybe he gave him like a gift certificate to his fashion line?
And if you look on the side of the
We
Talk about
Oh, did you would ball his life in fashion?
I need to get one of those tags and bring it in and she goes that needs to be your profile picture on Facebook. Okay
Um
If you've looked on the side of a milk carton you don't have to do that anymore because we have found Vince young
He has signed a one-year deal with the buffalo bills
He is Rob didn't they just give Ryan Fitzpatrick like a billion dollars
Well, they need some love when they were four and oh and then they like he signed that deal if they like lost like their next six straight
Somebody has to put some seeds
Vince young need the guy to do it. They need a loud mouth. No, whoa. Was that Andrew talking? Yes, he was okay
So he's a working right what every every half hour you see what he didn't fill it up yet
So they needed a loud mouth nobody
We're going all the way. How'd that work out for you? We're a dream team jack hole
We're a dream team. Yeah, because you were dreaming. That's why we're going all the way we're not talking about seven minutes in heaven
I mean on the field produce on the field. We're going all the way to the house
Then we didn't realize this that was really what we were nobody was talking about the end zone at that point
Then we're gonna order pizza and play halo
Yeah
Keep him away from strip clubs. You'll be fine
Excellent work
Let us continue on now with a section on this show that we call point person of interest
How many wheels have flown off at this point? I think we have now reached um
Back from over drive we've reached big rig levels of wheels in the yard
18
We're gonna rock it through the night
Person of interest is a segment we do on this show
Please connect it god. I needed this
This is so good. Oh good times good times for being had by all
Person of interest is the segment we do on this show where we pick a personal run entity and we discuss their greatness or
This was one we started about a month ago and then spirit airlines kind of hijacked this segment because I went on a rant
About how much I hate spirit airlines
Uh, that's just a ramp. I love them
And right just go back and listen to the show. I'm rightfully so
Doing this again, so we're gonna go back to this because it kind of
It kind of brings back something that I've done recently
So that this is a good time for us to bring this subject back and that is the 3d movie that because the one you did before this was
Bolt yes back in
1973 I mean
It was oh nine
It's been a while is what I'm saying it's been a long time so and we haven't we haven't been on the air since I did the marathon
That's true. This is the first opportunity. We've had to talk about we're gonna talk about it more in depth later
Because that's gonna be a chunk of movie talk. Yeah
But I did see the Avengers in 3d. I did the ultimate Marvel movie marathon
Which again, we'll talk about later
Half of the movies were in 3d
four started
15 minutes late north park get a watch
Uh
But they didn't have the right lens on then it was out of focus so the first 10 minutes of the movie the 3d was just completely jacked up
So I was like this sucks and then we watched Captain America and I was like
Okay, it was kind of cool, but Avengers in 3d
Was actually worth it
My only problem with 3d first of all is the cost difference
And secondly the glasses
They never fit right. Yeah, they're all we eat and I've got a big melon. I'm not I'm not afraid to say it
You know, I'm like the kid and so I so I married an axe murderer
You know, it's good a big and he's got a big soon as the size of Sputnik you really are kickball head
um
But even to me like it when I wear sunglasses that are that are too loose
It like it hurts because my my ears are trying to hold it there
Uh, what I wish they would do is like like cut some vents on the sides of the air pieces or something so your eyes
Don't fog up keeping those things on. I didn't have that problem. I had three movies. I have this be all the time
And they're Captain America just
Um, I didn't have that problem. I've had it every time I've gone to see a 3d movie recently
The technologies
I can't I don't know if I can say it's gotten better
I have to see this one in a compare to how avatars are looked
Because it's under smirks. You can you can naysay that movie all you want to
But let's talk about that later as far as 3d goes
Best example of 3d I've seen used in a movie thus far
Well, I mean still but I've heard that that movie was shot for that reason in that deal and it shows
And I and I feel can can attest to this. I did sit through 45 minutes of thunder smurfs when we were at your in-laws
Before the road trip. Right. So he was witness to that not in 3d. That's about as much as I've seen of it says not in 3d at a movie theater uh
Neither Andrew you know, I've not seen the thunder smurfs movie you know desire to whatsoever
There's no inclination to know
That's right. He doesn't even get the tie
His contest. I was hoping that somebody had a
Modicum of brain cells and it's seen this thing in a movie theater. You were wearing the drawn to one true shirt over there
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm the problem because the movie made two billion dollars you tool
Avengers. I'm the only one that saw it in the world. The adventure's gonna be okay. I hope it does
I hope it does because I mean nothing of every every person I've talked to not just you
Has just rate my father saw this movie and said that he does not ever want to go see hold on to its own movie top
Well, I'm just burying a lead. I'm not necessarily burying the lead because the 3d was a part of that
But he said that did he see in 3d? Yes. Oh, okay, and he said that he never wants to go see another movie again
Ever because I'm telling you the 3d the way they did it in Avengers. I thought was impressive
Because it wasn't like
Look at us. It was subtle enough that you gave it gave depth to the screen and every once in a while someone would fly out
You know, but from what I'm hearing though. I don't know if this is true or not
Is that it was all done in post that it was not shot in 3d really? That's what I'm hearing if that's the case
I'm I'm even more impressed. Yeah, because I saw it because the debacle that was clashed at the time
One of the worst examples of 3d I've ever seen whenever Liam Neeson's head is floating away from his body
Liam Neeson
He's
I think we have a title and oh no the title for tonight's episode is Andrew can bowl
Yes, just not talk on a microphone
And Donna Grease, you know, he said he said uh
He saw Avatar and I max on 3d. Mm-hmm
But he said even you know, he said he liked it a lot. He's he thought Avengers in 3d rocked. I I was impressed
But I think that we're we're approaching critical mass on 3d though. I don't know. It's I think it's gonna depend on what you do
I've either of you are guests for the by the way good friend of the show film are on this show tonight also joining us every every half an hour
Andrew Beckham
Have you guys seen any films in 3d?
Yes multiple films what have you seen?
Clash of the Titans
That Nicholas Cage flaming skull movie
I think those writers here at Avengers have that workout for you
It was actually pretty good. There was
I was at driven
No, the it was a good writer. So they could be sat 3d the second one. Yeah, yeah
I had some good parts the the dialogue was corny which took away from it
Well, the first one was the first two here. Well, just the 3d on its own merits is what I what oh yeah 3d. Yeah, that was good
I've never seen great, but it was good
I would suggest if you haven't I wasn't just when you go see Avengers doing the 3d
Which I will be doing after this show. Are you going tonight? Heck yes
I got to get up in 545 tomorrow. Sorry because I'm gonna I thought maybe we go to Marnight
I'm gonna be in the colony tomorrow
Tomorrow night. I don't know. I don't know how long we're gonna be there. Okay. I still haven't seen it
So I'll go some point
I'm gonna try to go to Marnight if I have the love of time. I have a sneaking suspicion
Just just possibly that I'm going to freak out so much after seeing this movie tonight
You'll probably be able to talk me to go and say it again. I'm just saying
But I'm going to I'm reserving judgment now now that I've seen like Avengers
I may change my position on this. Well, you've already told me
Being the anti-spiderman movie fan that you were that because those movies sucked that your opinion times two first two were great
Third one was terrible. They were all pretty bad. Okay. Okay. Okay. Anyway, but you said that you are really interested in seeing this reboot in 3d
Because of the first person. Yeah, and the new trailer in 3d booked awesome
I mean, I'm gonna go when an amazing spider-man comes out the day after my birthday
I'll go. Oh, I may not check it out opening day though because that's summer band 39
Live from J Pepe's on Greenville from five o'clock to the last person drops
Join us, won't you? There's gonna be a pool. There's gonna be a nacho bar
There'll be a there'll be a cop outside waiting to take you to the drunk tank
Just just please do not utter the words. Yeah, that is the boss of me. You know, be fine
Although, I'm sure
You sound like you're from London. We'll probably get uttered
Because that never gets old that movie was awesome
Forgetting Sarah Marshall. Oh, I know. Okay movie. I'm trying to forget Russell brand and I just can't
So there's a person of interest. We now move on because we are your
One stop shop for all things sports entertainment fill you got a line on that oh
Your wife just put your bill daughter's name and that was it mentioned and she liked it
There's a little slow there. Yeah, I got the corny and then like to mention I'm like this now Courtney taken over the mid the computer
What's going on here? I'm very confused. Let's do a little bit of NBA talk
Congratulations LeBron James with his third MVP came down late last night
He isn't only the eighth person in NBA history
To get three MVPs as my Miami he getting ready to take on the Indianapolis Pacers
Who apparently need to give us billboard material
Oh, just hear the coach. That was great. They flint flotmart anybody in a league
Of course flopping team in the league and that's why when game four and I go scoreboard
You'll understand why two words monouge and no believe
What is but is that is that flot is that flopping or is that just breaking your hip because you're 90
That's flopping every playing but they're still in the playoffs. I mean
And if there was a year to write off the spurs in the beginning of the season this was it
And them sons of guns still win in games
They have the best coach in the league
It can be argued
Last night Memphis beats the Clippers
To tie that series at three
But without you know the Clippers without Chris Paul or Blake Griffin
Not at 100% though. They weren't at 100% they played
Right now at the half filly is up on Boston in game one of that series
Let me repeat that filly is up on Boston in game one of that series
As filly beats Chicago as an eight. Oh, I just
I'm sorry. I just saw a golf highlight for Tiger
You know it's a bad day when you when you when you have like a two-foot putt
And you putt the ball and it bounces off the other side of the cup and hits comes back at you. That's a bad day
Of
Filly beat the balls, but but again without Derek Rose without joke him Noah
It's hard to beat it. It's hard to win
Yeah, yeah, and Denver and the Lakers will have their game seven tonight at 1030 Eastern
If your Kobe is it real smart to say I'm glad meadow world peace come back as he's the only guy
I can trust to play hard night in a night out. Yeah, is that the smartest possible thing you could say?
He's not the smartest guy good lord
And so you're gonna have Miami Indy
Pacers nice run
Good try
And then we have another guy on the golf channel with the putt bounces off the post that off the pole and comes back out
What's going on in the pga?
Thursday they had a guy that was like nine over par like that. What's going it? I don't know
Angel Cabrera. Yeah, yeah on the one whole 17. Yeah, yeah, the island hole
Fantastic
But apparently an eight
Beating a one in the first round the NBA playoffs is I think it's happened. They said like six times in that history at a
So yeah, but
It kind of has a certain but a certain level you feel bad for Chicago because they fought so hard and then yeah
Yeah, he's gonna do anything without their stars. Oh, yeah
And keep it. I meant this they keep they're getting kind of scrappy
They're a better team than L.A. Did the Clippers just have the best player in the series Chris Paul
But they don't have the letters
KC in their team name very true. So I'm gonna tell you something
I say on the show every week they own the western comments
And they're just laying in wait right now for the next five years at least
There's your playoff updates really what's going on not much else going on right now
So
That means at this point we move on to
The sports and entertainment part of the show
Let's do a little wrestling talk
John Cena on Friday files from his files for divorce from his wife after three years
I thought they'd been married a lot longer than that
I really didn't know how long they had been married they had been they were high school sweetheart
So they've been together forever and someone's houses back on speed though. Well, I texted charla
And I said John Cena's filed her divorce your house back on speed dial you know her response to us
He's getting divorced because I months
I said well play a little sister well play
But apparently his soon-to-be ex-wife Liz has hired the same divorce attorney that Linda belay
Uh-oh
And apparently this there's in the locker room not a lot of people are shocked by this because apparently
John's been unhappy for a while because why are they getting divorced Chad
Uh, a reconcilable difference well played sir you must have read the story
No, I've just been divorced uh-oh there's that
Oh
You can't think of a good enough reason yeah, he's a reconcilable differently
Apparently there was a clause in the prenup that says he has the right to take back any gifts or anything he's given her
Nice
I'll have love you
Nice
I assign that one, but I read an interesting story. Whatever I give you I may take that yeah
Just saying it's the you sign this it's the Indian giver liar liar pants on fire clause
Uh, it wasn't no, it was almost flat. No trade back is what they call that. No, it's blue make it true. Yep
Interesting story I read today though
Go back two months
To the scene a rap concert versus the rock concert
Uh-huh, I want you to think about this because I want to pull up the exact quote
So I know I'm saying this right because I read this today and I went
really
Do you just one moment
Take your time. Yeah, it's only a two-hour ship and this theme song never gets old
And when is he gonna change this with a lot of god
Never ever ever
You define them. You're just one second. I'm almost
Where to go
Oh, hold on maybe some of the next page hold up
You must be on the next page hold up
Do do do do do do do do do do do do
Here it is here it is saw. I got I got I got I got
Go back to the rock concert, okay
Remember rock was doing um jailhouse rock remember uh listen to this verse
Rock saw Cena making out with Eve grab it on her thigh hugging on her weave
Cena was having the time of his life. I guess he didn't tell her that he's got a wife. Let's rock everybody. Let's rock divorce lawyers right up the block.
We're dancing because Cleveland rocks. Wow. And apparently at this time this was during the time where people were understanding backstage that he was not happy.
Geez. And I read that now because when I first read, I was like, okay, we're stretching and then I read the rest of it. I was like, oh.
That's Dwayne. Awkward. Dwayne playing dirty pool. You know what? We should have recanted the the jeopardy music because I actually have music, you know, prepared for this the next time he goes to look something up.
No, you need that hell of a load, sir. You leave pretty clown out of this.
Let's talk about raw, please.
Throw something at you. That's one of the funniest things I've ever heard. Oh, yes, it was. So we start the show off on raw Monday night with Lauren
Nightis who Cole says is polarizing. Can you be polarizing if there's really only one side? No, I'm just
Unless you're paid to like this guy, which Cole is. Yeah. And then Lauren Nightis who is apparently the king of the promo talks about his close friend who
changed the game named Brock Cena. He said that. He did. He did. He did, sir. That's why I wrote it. And then I wrote this. Only a jack hole could elicit a
Cena chance. Yeah. Like how big of a d-bag are you when you're eliciting a Cena chance when your name is John
Lauren Nightis. That's good point. Mr. Massing Hill. And we had the Orton bit. Am I the only one not buying him as a
tweener? No, I'm out there with him. I just, you know, he he RKO famous and I was like, I don't that doesn't make you
healish to me. He accidentally broke kick to you. You got your revenge. You had another match on Smackdown. Yeah. Yeah. That's
because they're on Smackdown. I was just like, I just are you a tweener if I just don't care. Nothing nothing that
happened on raw maybe care about anything that we're talking about. Ballot point. Another week where impact was almost
better than both of those shows. I do want to thank Miz though. I never thought I'd actually say this. Thank you.
To Miz. Because you know, he wrestled the Funker Soros because funk is on a roll. He did refer to him as King hippo. Yes. On Monday night. I was amazed. I was amazed. It took one of them that long to do that.
But we said that pretty much from the get go. Even back when he was still broke. I wonder if he's going to call his mom with mom.
He's not going to have somebody else call his mama. He's going to call his mom with mom.
Just tomorrow's Mother's Day. Is it? Yes. It is. Oh, your mom. Everybody should call their mom. I said mine in a very nice card. That my wife picked out.
My mom and my mother in law got a card. That my wife picked out. There you go. There's no doubt in my mind. You'll be talking to your mom tomorrow. Oh, absolutely. When are they coming out to visit? I don't know.
Because I haven't seen because I didn't see your mom and we were when I was down there last time. I haven't seen your mom in forever. No. Yeah, they were supposed to come out and then change.
We'll see him when we go down. That's right. You guys are going down there in July. Let's see. Where were we? Oh, I never thought I'd see the day where I said I need to teach Triple H how to do his job.
Now roll with me on this. Triple H on raw gets his arm wrenched by Brock Lesnar. Take some out of the game. Pictures being shown on raw of him in the little dial thing on his arm.
Right. Last Saturday night before those pictures are aired. He is walking to the ring with Floyd Mayweather. That idea with nothing. Obviously wrong with the arm.
Do I need to teach him how to sell an injury? What was worse that he walked to the ring with that is arm brace on or that he walks the ring with Floyd Mayweather and Justin Bieber and Fitty.
What's a bigger crime against humanity? Anything with the words Justin and Bieber together with apologies to your youngest daughter.
She is a believer. That is a crime against humanity. I can almost forgive it. The Bieber thing until you saw the haircut. Is there a bad exchange rate between us in Canada that we couldn't get that under control?
I told Phil in pre-show. Did Harry Connick Jr. call him and go look it didn't work for me in the 90s. I didn't work for you now.
What is with this kid and his hairstyles? He somehow managed to pick one that was doucheier than the last one.
Is it using ADS as hairspray?
The first time I saw that haircut he looked like what's his name from Santa Claus is coming to town. The fiery guy whatever his name was.
Oh the firemizer? Yeah. It looks like a Bloomin onion for God's sakes.
Still love this song. And then we had a visit at the end of the show from the Jim Belushi of Professional Wrestling known as Paul Heyman.
I was excited when I heard about this and then I saw your your lovely wife Phil is saying that she is over the Bieber she thinks.
Wow. So congratulations Maddie. That's a good day. Love you kiddo.
Good luck with him. You have a record burning party in the parking lot.
And then I saw the promo by Heyman and I was just kind of like wow. Can we just let this dude write his own stuff please?
Because he didn't write that. But I do I just want to say God bless Paul Heyman. We're still trying to keep the ponytail.
Like the ponytail was like a half an inch long and there's no hair anywhere else on the rest of his head.
And look dog gone. He's holding on to that pony. It looks like the tail of an 18 year old poodle at the end of its life.
He's right. He's absolutely right. Just wiring and I can't put it down.
I do want to give you some homework on this though sir. Because you you do not have so much spare time now.
You you came to the wrestling game a little bit later than I did early 90s.
So I want you to go back when you get a chance and I want you to look at some old poly dangerously footage.
Like I've seen it and w a danger. Yeah, I don't dust in here. Both of y'all can go to New Jersey.
What exit whichever one you want. It's still the armpit of America.
I just about promos from the old dangerous alliance day. He had like predator link.
I was like. And why couldn't he bring why couldn't you bring out the brick cell phone.
That's all I want. I was what is going what is the confab. I don't know.
Apparently we've got a huddle going on the other side of the studio.
I was born there. I know. It's still the armpit of America. It produced you who God bless you.
But but even you got the hell out of there.
I would know everybody leaves every once in a while. It gave us one of my leaders Kevin Smith, but it's still New Jersey.
I've broken watches right twice a day.
But apparently Paul is going to be part of this whole Lesnar thing.
When Lesnar's not on TV, he's going to be he's he's he's the mouth of Sauron so to speak because Lesnar's only contracted for a minimum of two appearances per month.
I like that. I take it.
And if I don't ever have to see him rush. I can do I can do it with a lot less.
Because this this.
This Lesnar thing is going to go down on a failure on a Sin Cara level.
There's no doubt in my mind.
Wow, but he's rolling in Jimmy John sandwiches for the rest of his life.
And you know what Jimmy John's not bad, but not worth the money you pay.
And they're not that fast.
Like I hung up the phone. They didn't show up yet.
That is false advertising, sir.
I'll have to put that theory to test.
And prepare myself for this.
We did that at work like three weeks ago to hung up the phone.
Yeah, your commercial says if I hang up the phone, you're right there, brother.
You got like 19 cars with your delivery things in the parking lot. Get on the ball.
And they ain't far from no, they're not from our office.
Let's talk a little bit about impact.
In a move that nobody cared about.
Crung mobile wall former strike force guy signs with both TNA and Bellator.
He's got to make money until his nine months suspension for a ban substances up.
So he'll be working with TNA starting this summer.
And with Bellator starting in 2013.
It's not going to matter because we're going to be all gone according to minds anyway.
Now that that that that ship has sailed apparently.
It's not December 21st yet.
And remember they said they got it all wrong.
They didn't take leap years to account. I'm just saying.
They've already screwed up.
Somebody screwed up on their math.
When Christmas day hits, then I will say, well, we're fine.
This kind of thing does nothing for me.
Like you've signed a guy who is proven that he can't stick around long enough.
There's a reason Dana White didn't want him.
You keep mentioning this guy name.
This guy's name just makes you want to go to chance.
I can't use his comments.
I have that.
Or you know,
Kung Lao. That's all I have to say.
And Andrew checks in.
I shut up for another 30 minutes.
Apparently Matt Morgan's contracted dates to TNA are up.
But his contract does not expire till later this year.
Apparently, that's the explanation they're giving for the, uh,
Bubba Ray injuring him on impact this week.
That's their fuzzy math.
But WWE is snooping around again.
Why?
I think that the Matt Morgan you see now is 20 times better than the Matt Morgan they had when they had him.
TNA is actually, we've actually found somebody that TNA has taught how to work the business.
Yeah, but you and I know just as well that it's not necessarily who you have,
but what you do with them when you have them.
But I think I think Matt Morgan would be good for the business this time around.
We need another big man.
Just don't.
And he can cut a promo.
Just don't have him calling his mom and have fun be on a roll with him.
I like the fun being on the roll.
I'd rather have.
I'd rather have angry Monster Hill wrote us play that this guy.
He is the only living breathing funcassorcing captivity and you can't hold him back for that.
He's not, you can tell he's not happy with this bit.
I am.
I'm enjoying.
You can like it all you want to, but you ain't got to put that stupid suit on.
Your next TNA pay-per-view is tomorrow night as sacrifice will be live from the long drive.
It's going to take them to go from Universal Studios to Universal Studios.
When Hogan is in interviews going, I want to take this thing on the road and go live.
And Hogan saying it.
Just saying.
Apparently now we have unveiled the pictures that Christopher Daniels and Kaz were threatening to expose about AJ.
And we are now implicating that AJ is having an affair with Dixie Carter.
Here's my issue with this.
AJ is very on front street with his fate.
Yeah, he is a man of faith.
He does speaking engagements at churches.
This is a bad idea.
Unless there's a payoff here.
I just, this made me uncomfortable Thursday night.
Which I, I watched it Thursday night when I got home from work.
So I did watch the same night of the air.
Okay.
This made me uncomfortable.
And why do we need to do this with AJ Styles?
I have three things to say.
TNA.
When Eric Bishop's in charge of booking.
You're just, you're, you're playing to the lowest of lowest common denominator.
Joseph Parks shows up in the ring continuing this.
I'm looking for Abyss Bitt.
Because he is the quote unquote brother of Abyss.
And he says that the only person he wants to talk to after his investigation is this bully Ray Fella.
Sir, that is gimmick infringement.
I will have you know by referring to somebody as Fella.
That is gimmick infringement.
And I am getting shameless on the phone.
I, I wish you would come, you know, have these little conversations with a short sleeve dress shirt and a tie with, you know, you know, have you seen my bread here?
Have you seen my bread here?
I believe I have a thought I can listen to my music at a reasonable level.
You know, Swimline did not make a red staple and told that movie came out.
It's hard to believe.
And now they, they can't make enough of them.
And that's just my favorite line of home.
I was told I can listen to my music at a reasonable level.
It's Steven Root, not one of the great actors of our time.
It's definitely one of the most underappreciated.
No, that dude's awesome.
And so as we're leading up to the 10th slam anniversary, being the 10th anniversary of TNA, the pay-per-view next month, which will be in Arlington, Texas at UTA.
I'm trying to go.
Because it is my wife's birthday, but she has given me permission to do that because she's going to Brad Paisley and Tim McGraw the night before and she'll be sleeping all day.
So she has given me full credit if I can get tickets to this thing to go.
So as we're leading up to this thing, you probably can.
Yeah.
As we're leading up to, well, actually most of the floor seats are sold out.
I went on the UTA website the other day.
And the best seats you can get right now are on the second level.
And how much for the floor seats?
150.
Wow.
Wow.
And all the seats by the ramps are all taken.
Okay.
So as we're leading up to slam anniversary, they're doing their top 10 moments.
Number 10, which was this week, was the arrival of Hogan.
You're sitting down.
Yes.
Hogan has been with TNA for two and a half years now.
That's why you got no reaction.
It said January 2010 and I was like, he's been there that freaking long.
It's been two and a half years since this bit has started and we haven't bailed on it.
Because it's that bad when it's all you got.
You hitched your wagon to it.
I still hold up my, my theory.
This is a big conspiracy and he's in cahoots with Vince to tear it down from the inside.
And then it best finally shows up at the end and spits all over the camera.
Because he's got those teeth missing and it just kind of.
It's like one of the God one brother.
Pretty much.
It's just a bush wacker.
I mean, that's what we're doing with impact.
He hungies all over the camera.
So let's move on to a little bit of Smackdown talk.
Dustin Reynolds, also known as the natural Dustin Rose, also known as Gold Dust, was released this week from his contract.
He was doing some work backstage.
Did he just do the gold dust?
Yes, he did.
And I need a shower.
That's your Halloween costume this year, sir.
Okay.
Look that.
Look that.
I fit the bottom of my life.
If this is the bottom, sir, you haven't found it yet.
Trust me.
There's another rock layer to beneath.
Oh, how did you shut the wheel from there?
Where do you go from there?
Actually, this release kind of surprised me.
Because I think Dustin is one of those cats that you can hold on to as a road agent.
I just found out today that Billy Kidman is one of the producers on Raw.
Really?
Wow.
How'd a birthday on Friday?
Happy birthday to him.
The Tory Wilson was Billy Kidman.
Apparently, he's the work for the company.
But we're going to fire Dustin?
Well, I mean, maybe he was giving that option.
He's like, you know, that's just not my thing.
I mean, you've got my dad for that.
So, you know, what do you need me there for?
Yeah, but I just like Dustin a lot.
I always have.
I mean, just the guy took lemons and turned it into lemonade.
Yeah.
God save.
But there comes a time when there's really nothing more for you to do where you're at.
You know.
That's a valid point.
Let's talk some act down because I didn't watch it today.
Does that have to go to bed early?
I think I've had home last night because I had to get up for church this morning at 9 o'clock.
By the way, if you have not done anything tomorrow morning.
Myself and the great Kenny Belcher who is the guitar, the lead guitar player of my band Grace Descending.
We will be helping out with praise and worship at New Community Church tomorrow morning for the 9 o'clock services.
They're doing kind of a cool deal because it's of what tomorrow being Mother's Day.
They're actually having a red carpet for the Mother's to walk down as they come in.
I think it's kind of cool.
Starting off a new series about marriage.
It's going to be kind of fun.
So, looking forward to that as well.
Saw Jericho, he opened the show in a tag match.
And seeing him did remind me I do need to make sure that my Christmas lights are ready for the season coming up.
Like, there's Ugly and then there's that jacket.
Go back to the other jacket.
The first one was cool.
I beg you.
Go back to the other jacket.
Because this thing with the...
Or just go on tour with Fuzzy.
One of the two.
He's probably going to take a tour with him.
Okay, Daniel Bryan.
You're a heel.
We get it.
Did you see this debacle?
I won't watch Smackdown anymore.
AJ wrestles Caitlyn.
That's just hot wrestling.
Hot in my opinion.
She wins the thing.
She wins the match.
Daniel Bryan comes down.
He does his big, big promo about how he didn't know there was this side of her.
And he likes what he sees.
And he's gotten past all the animosity.
And he's gotten past it because he's going to move on to Caitlyn.
And I was like, we're going to perpetuate this crap storyline that absolutely nobody cares about.
And again, bringing reality and wrestling.
Which is, I know a bad thing to do.
He's too good of a wrestler.
For that young lady, the line forms to the left.
I don't care who you are.
She's hot and she's geeky.
What else do you mean in this life?
She's the Mielecunis of the WWE.
Mielecunis.
I always say that because I was thinking of the Jedi episode, the family guy.
Or that was one of the things Jabba said.
That was the translation of Thoroughman of the Solid K.
It was Mielecunis.
Just made me happy.
And you know, she's over there on the other side of the recording.
I don't know.
I heard her cussing him out on a commentary track.
And the episode where they did the whole good night.
Very well.
She's just started cussing.
You made me sing.
She's like what you did very well.
She's like, no, I hate you.
Love her.
She's got to be the coolest chick like in show business.
And as an American.
As a proud American, where at least I know I'm free.
Take Julie Greenwood.
I want to know what I have to do.
Do I have to write my congressman?
Do I need to lead a parade?
Do we need to have a sit in and stand for the Connecticut?
What do I need to do to end this lower nightest thing?
Higher ninjas and raise up on just snowlunkies.
I just...
This has gotten to the point where it's just painful to watch.
He cannot talk.
He cannot cut a promo.
And so now he's going to make big show apologize to him on Monday Night Raw.
Because, you know, after making fun of his voice.
And then so he wrestled Daniel Bryan.
And Daniel Bryan did something.
And then Lorna is writing the balance.
And it was a submission kind of friendship alone.
It kind of reminds me of that scene in good morning Vietnam.
Whenever he gets ripped for making fun of Nixon.
So I can't even make fun of this guy.
And this is a guy that's screaming out to be made fun of.
I was just like, this is what we're doing.
Like, bring Vince back.
Again, it's just like the thing with Daniel Bryan.
You're a jerk.
You're a heel.
You don't have to constantly remind us how big of a jerk you are.
We know.
That's what I have to say to that.
Stupid wrestling.
You're not helping.
That's all I'm saying.
I don't care if we have to blow it up and start over with an only writing staff.
The industry is in such a bad place right now.
I mean, I've heard of mailing it in.
But when you've been mailing it in for almost a decade.
Yeah.
I don't get away with it.
So I can't do it.
It's the number one show.
I'm so fine.
People still watch it.
The network that shows Ninja Gator versus Samurai.
Yeah.
Samurai Crocs.
Samurai Swordfish.
Hey.
I think I just came up with a new.
Premiering neck.
Because I haven't filmed and ready to show next Saturday.
Yes, I already.
Yes, I will have that film.
And I'll fight next week.
Now, I want to put in a developer for Cartoon Network.
Samurai Swordfish.
I mean, Samurai Swordfish.
Great.
Great.
Great.
Great fish, please.
Samurai Swordfish versus Samurai Jack.
Hmm.
And I still haven't had a chance to watch that other deal.
With Zora.
It's a bracken Zora.
It's not that great.
Really?
No.
You can look up the interstitials on YouTube.
That's your $5 college work today.
And you'll get what you really want out of it.
Okay.
Can I get changed?
Let us move on.
Do a little bit of major.
Do a baseball talk.
You got a tense fight.
Thank you.
Did you see this Colhamel's bit?
I like it.
It feels beloved fillies.
That'll teach him.
But Bryce had, here's what happens.
Bryce Harper.
It's old school.
It's old school.
Colhamel plunks it.
That's bad enough.
Bad enough, but he does this after the game. He's like, yeah, I hit him on purpose. I'm welcoming him to the lake
And I do it again and a hoppy burns in hell
And then he gets five games
Which for a picture means you miss one start
That to me when you suspend a picture there's gotta be a sliding scale
And you want to say something
I have nothing it's only been 27 minutes
That's his meter 30 his meter still running
But I mean to me if you're gonna do it do it
But don't go to the press afterwards to say yeah, I didn't and I do it again. Yeah, you have to respect
Don't go say me a little jacks. I will take you down and shot at him and the kid knows the kid's like whatever
But yeah, they like plunked him. We'll flim next a day. Oh, you know, he's gonna get in for it
The picture's gonna throw at him. It's to give it
Congratulations to Albert Pooholes who finally hits the home run this week. Oh, Lee I found this you know how many play
Here's the thing you know how many players hit home runs before Albert Pooholes this year like everybody
273 like a million six
The population of Guam
But you know it's gotta be getting to Pooholes because he hits he
He hits the home run rounds the bases and
He doesn't even come out do the tip of the hat thing afterwards like that's how much it's gotten to him
He's batting under 200 I mean
We used to batting like 3 30 to 3 40 year
By the way, Mikey is listing, but he can't type in the chat. Yeah, he texted me and told me that. Yeah, he's a he can't type
He asked me why I'm like, I don't know. How does it work here?
Show up
Hang on, I'm sure a population of Guam is 159,000
I was way off
I saw through at the number you threw out the country
He beats me to it 159,358 as of the 2010
Thank you wikipedia
But then on the other side of that
Coin you've got Josh Hamilton
Who Wednesday night goes yard four times in a game
It was funny because because well because Wednesday
PCI had on the current
batting average leader
Well, the next day they had on Hamilton because he was the batting average leader
And they're like have you ever done that before and he said once when I was in Little League I hit five
That's insane. No, he said no, he said yeah, and I'll do it again
Speaking of baseball and crazy things did you see this footage the other day?
Did you see this footage that they have the six-year-old who got the unassisted triple flight?
No, there was a six-year-old in a Little League game that got an unassisted triple play. Wow
I'm like get that kid's dad to Vegas right now
He caught the ball the kid he was he was a third baseman
He caught the ball the guy on third base had already left the bag
So he tagged the bag the kid on second was already running the third tagged him unassisted triple
And I think in the majors that's only been done one like what like six times like ever in 150 years
Geez and it was somebody got it on video. It was on ESPN. I don't doubt that for a second
This is top 10 plays on that. Yeah, I was like wow
That's good stuff
And we do have to say Viacone Dios
um
Kind of make probably gonna end this segment on a down note
Carl Bean on Wednesday at the hf 59 dies in a single car wreck
You may not know who that name is right off the bat
But I will tell you that he was known as the voice of Fenway Park
Yes in Boston and so Viacone Dios to you sir
Um our deepest got to his family and friends
When and he's been he's been the voice of Fenway for a long time
Yeah, if there could truly be a hairy carry of the of the red socks it'd be this guy
And now they can call games together up in heaven's ballpark
Cindy so
God rest your soul sir and our deepest go out to you and your family
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Let us now get into a little bit of movie talk. What did I miss on the other side of the studio?
I feel like there's two conversations going on during this show. I don't know why
We will do by the way. We'll do baseball standing starting next week. Okay
Let's talk about box office numbers. Oh boy, let's do
Because we kind of had some history happen
Normally we would say we're not going to talk about last week's numbers because they're old
This week we're talking about last week's numbers
The Avengers
In three days does 206.7 million dollars shatter out demolishing that record the record held by
Harry Potter and the deathly house part two
Let me run you for you now
The daily numbers since Avengers has opened
Okay
Opening day 80.8 million dollars last Saturday 69.6 million dollars last Sunday 57.1 million dollars
Monday 18.9 million dollars Tuesday eight. Who's day
17.7 million dollars
Wednesday 13.6 million dollars
Thursday 12.4 million dollars. So every day since this movie has opened it has cleared over 10 million dollars per day
Goodness gracious
Don says there have been 15 unassisted triple plays in major league baseball history
Our sports opinion dog the the most recent was Eric Bruntwood of Philly
Builders and now that thank you on uh in on April 23rd of own nine
So now we've established
Avengers doing well. It is topped. It is expected today to clear 800 million dollars worldwide
And
It will be the fastest movie to a billion dollars ever. Oh, and worth every flip in penny
Let's run the numbers. I can't wait to see this movie tonight leaving the top 10 this week
chimpanzee
Safe and much to Chad chagrin the three stuches
Man, no, he's happy. You're happy. It's worth the top 10. It's out now
I hate it that movie without ever number 10
Making $401,000 of by the way $270 million for for the Avengers
Second place movie was uh think like a man uh the Steve Harvey thing $8 million
Number 10
$401,000 for a 15-day total of 13.8 million dollars
For the John Q sack vehicle the raven
Which my sister saw she said she didn't enjoy that it was good number nine
Uh with $409,000 opening on friday was something called girl in progress
So there's that okay
number eight
Making $665,000 for an eight-day total of 1.7 million dollars for the best exotic Marygold hotel
He's sisterhood of the traveling safety pants
Funny well played sir
Number seven
Making $740,000 on friday for a 15-day total of 20.6 million dollars for the pirate's band of misfits
I still want to see this at some point
Number six
Making 951,000 for a 15-day total of 22.3 million dollars for the five-year engagement
Number five still top five charla's very proud right now
Making another 1.2 million dollars for a 50 five-zero day total
383.7 million dollars for the hunter games
By the way midnight show to the Avengers still came up short of the hunter games by a million dollars
Wow just a million yeah wow
Number four
Making 1.285 million dollars on friday for a 22-day total of 51 million dollars
Another one of Chad's bane of these existence as the lucky one
She's still top five
Number three making 1.575 million dollars on friday for a 22-day total of 77.2 million dollars
Steve Harvey's thing like a man
Which that movie's making money. Yeah, it is
Number two
Opening day 9.72 million dollars
For the latest Tim Burton
Johnny Depp mash up how dark shadows
But what did you open again? Yeah, they really needed you opened against the juggernaut because I didn't even talk about last night's numbers
eight days
299 million
143,000
After friday just friday
For the Avengers 29.124 million dollars wow this thing's been out a week
I mean
It's ridiculous. Yeah, I mean it's ridiculously good. Don't get me wrong
I if we were doing the show I'd be at the movie theater right now
That's how could this movie
Say my wife better beginning ready. Let me tell you something else
Seeing the movie marathon because what what we did
Me and a buddy of mine met at the north park cinema, which was great times by the way. Oh, yeah, it's 40 bucks
11.30 in the morning ironman
Then came the incredible hole which I forgot how great that really was that's a good flick
Followed by ironman to
Followed by foreign 3D
Followed by Captain American 3D and at 12.01 a.m. It was the Avengers in 3D
Seeing all five of the other movies really helped me refresh my brain so that by the time we got two Avengers
I think I appreciated it more because everything was so fresh in my mind. I would do it again tomorrow
Like we had seats. I was sitting right in on the in the fourth row
So the the walkway was behind me. So there was nobody sitting behind me right in the middle great seat sweet spot
Oh, yeah, and
I cannot say enough good things about this movie
Congratulations John Wheaton for kicking all kinds of but
Again just just you said John just we apologize. I'm so I'm so excited about how
This is the movie in geek culture that I have waited for my entire life
Like I thought X-Men was gonna be the penultimate I thought I'm getting an X-Men movie
This is awesome
Avengers takes X-Men out into the backyard and puts seven in it. Yeah, like seven that's how good
I just said movie it empties the clip and then puts one in a magazine
That's how good this movie I is there there are there are moments in our in our lives as as geeks and fanboys
where we reached utter nirvana and
Star Wars in 77 yep Lord of the Rings in 2001 for me. Yep. I'll give you that one and
obviously
this
and
Like I'm not kidding you this movie
It'll make a growing cry
It is like you're so it's just you watch this movie and you're just like
I cannot overhype this film. It is not physically possible
It just made made by geeks your white your your lovely wife who's a British ascents is what get ready now
Yeah, I assume your husband's coming to pick you up and you're going to the movie. Oh yeah
We are not wasting any time
I want to make sure there's tickets available
I'm just saying good point there. I mean the dog on thing made almost 30 million dollars in one day
After being out of week
It just and I'm I guess I'm the only one in the city that's seen it. Yeah, yeah
I can't it is not physically possible for me to overhype this film. It is not physically possible
I just because I my bar was set so high for this thing
I was like I was scared it wasn't going to live up to my expectations
If if any guy was going to get it right though. It's Joss. Oh, yeah, Joss. We've got a blessing, but credits rolled
And I was like stun. Thank you, Jesus. Just stunned
I was like this is
This is everything I wanted it to be and more. It is the exact balance
Of laugh out loud moments and holy crap moments and I've heard from so many people might father included the fact that my father has seen this
Before I have seen it
I showed me off
And Don says he saw it was the bomb sitting 3d again. We talked about this in in person of interest
The 3d really does enhance them, but from everybody is telling me
You you come away from this movie saying two things the Hulk
Yeah, that's all I can't hear everybody has their moment. It's not
Of course a lot of the good lines of course go to Tony Stark because of what it is. Yeah, but everybody has their own fight scene
The the fight scene with Iron Man in Thor
Is worth the ticket oh
I've heard the was it 200% 300% 200% yeah, it's
It's probably it makes sense when I cannot
If I didn't have to get up at 5.45 in the morning. Would you be joining us? I'd be with you
but it's
You're you're you're just exhausted by the end of it
Well, you were cuz you're just seeing if no, I'm talking about like when you see an hour when you see the Avengers
You are emotionally just spent by the end of it. It's it's that good
And what I'm about to say is going to be shocking and I'm not afraid to say it great as superhero movie
I've ever seen in my really
Really dark night included
It was that because well here's the thing
The Christopher no one films. It's almost apples and oranges because it's two different tones
It's two different styles. I agree with you because dark night and Batman begins
They make it to where you could totally buy that this guy could actually exist in a world situation
This not a chance in hell, but but you know what the difference is to me
Whenever I watch
Whenever I watch either Batman begins or the dark night
I have to get away from it for a little while before I can watch it again
Because it's just the darkness of it. It's it's really it's palpable. The darkness is is Avengers
I could sit through it and you could start it up again and I could watch it again
It's that goodness like like like dark night is like a really heavy dinner
Whereas the Avengers is a kick butt banana split. It really is
Love in the food river
I think we're all getting really I'm starving. I'm I'm I'm not I cannot oversell this. I'm dead serious
And I know we've spent a lot of times um
Fill your lovely wife wants to go see it tomorrow
We're the greatest commercial for the Avengers on right now. I cannot oversell this thing
I and people is probably people who seem to show right now going it can't be that good. You're wrong
There's just there's no
There's no way that this movie is not that good
It's just
Mind-blowingly good
Let's move on to wrap this up so I can go see
I'm emotionally spent talking about and so we've got so much show to get through
I'm emotionally spent just talking about this thing. It's just that good
Oh, are you are you in Andrew?
I may have current plans. I'm still winning. Okay
Wish you was she still Andre 3000 has been tapped to play Jimmy Hendrix. I can see that in a biopic physically
I can see it absolutely
It will be called uh, it's all by my side directed by a John Ridley who did you turn and three kings
Three kings is a good flick
Right now it is in pre-production in Ireland
Um, I think Hendrix. I think Ireland
But the Hendrix estate is not exactly sold yet. Mm-hmm on him or the project on Andre 3000
I think you do a good job. He's well, he's he's acted before
Oh, yeah, not just in music videos either. He's in four brothers. Yeah
Uh, James Cameron has said he will only be doing avatar films. That's what the rest of his career
That's what he says now. He said avatars two three and four set to go
Yeah, he doesn't want to do. He's not he's not
He's not producing anything for anybody else. He's not reading any scripts. All he's doing
Is avatars and his undersea stuff. Yeah, he's undersea documentary stuff
He did say he will continue doing that. He's got so much money. You do whatever you want
Speaking of which uh, we just found out today also that we have a green light on Smurfs 3
I didn't realize two had been green light on three
I'm so
Green letter blue lit
New Patrick
Neil Patrick coming back for you. Oh, I've heard that Christina Aguilar will be
Oh, that really don't want to watch
We also have we are also a go for red two which was the first one was beyond awesome and Catherine
Jones I only thought you were with us
No, he was with us for hot-tip time machine
I could have sworn you were there with us at the student movement but the very the very hot Catherine Zeta Jones will be involved in red too
And then a movie in a while. She doesn't have to
Oh, now see I see doesn't happens when you're late to the show
I let her know
So she also we have casting news Julian Moore will play the mom in the remake of Carrie creepy mom jeez
You know, there's times Julian Moore sometimes looks really hot and sometimes just really doesn't
Have we even touched on the people that we've had to say via condios to other than the baseball?
If you want to go ahead and do that feel free. Well, I'm trying to remember them all. We've lost a lot of them since we've been
I did our last year. I just think that some of it just kind of went back a little too far
Movies opening in a theater near you next Friday. Oh boy
We start out with the Sasha Barron Cohen vehicle because we needed this the dictator
Not a fan is can he be a bigger
Debag for putting them character like this out there the only part
I like in the trailer is where he's after he's had his way with the Megan Fox
And she says ruby's what am I a Kardashian and he goes no you are far less hairy that made me laugh
He is such a shmuck
But if you're a Sasha Baron Cohen fan god bless you for that
And it scares me that he's playing Freddie Mercury in the biopic that's coming then we have this film called the Samaritan
After 25 years in prison fully played by Samuel L. Jackson is finished with the grifter's life when he meets an elusive young woman named iris
The possibility of a new start looks real, but his past is proving to be a stubborn companion
Ethan the son of his former partner has an ingenious plan and he wants fully in the harder fully tries to escape
The tighter he is ensnared and Ethan's web of secrets until it becomes all too clear to fully that some wrongs can never be made right
That's from ifc
fully
What then then then then then rosewood and tagger show up and what
Weep that's weep that's cool with it
Can I be in your commercial? No that's the other thing
Also of the multi-starred
Film that no one with testosterone will go see what to expect when you're expecting chris rock shame on you, sir
Then we have this latest movie from the guys that uh
Something about
Wait your wife is at fill your wife is asking me something. Oh she had kids to feed. That's why she missed the beginning of this show
Hey, you have speakers when you computer turn them up louder. You you have kids
Three of the children
So the guys that produce the Blair Witch project their latest film lovely Molly
releases next Friday some American Sanchez kind of uh
Demon possession kind of a thing
Kind of got the Blair Witch camera thing. I'm out. Here's an idea. Just do a Blair Witch sequel that doesn't suck
So like those kids are doing anything um and then
The movie invented the summer
Hoping to capture that avenger's money
They're gonna get revenge money
Battleship
Liam Neeson shame on you, sir
You did a movie with Rihanna. That's all I'm telling you. He also did a movie with Taylor Ketu his box office poison power point
I
Were talking to this you and I have talked about name this movie anything else and you've got my interest. Yeah
I think they put the wrong or even if you call it battleship and don't use that font. I'm almost okay with it
They they use the wrong consonant on the end of this word
This movie looks so utterly putrid and just what I need to look to see right now
Rihanna's main bits of dialogue or boom 47 47% on rotten tomatoes right now
But that's still 3% better than the Samaritan oh really
The dictators at 75%
Well, he's he's got his fan base that we'll show up for that
Direct that he puts out new and your DVD and blu-ray shelves this coming Tuesday the
Catherine Heigel who looks much better as a brunette vehicle one for the money
Next
Moving on
Okay, I was looking at some time uh the gray speaking of Liam Neeson. Are you sure Liam Neeson can't be in the title of this deadgum show because he's everywhere
Even before the show I have a greenish tumbler account. Yeah
Uh chronicle I can't wait to read some did you read some of them? No, I've done that before
Ah
Chronicle the movie about the kids of the superpowers. Yeah, I want to see that comes out Tuesday the criterion collection version of being John Melkovich
I'm interested
You're benefiting a rampart the movie with Woody here also where he's a cop
Just taking the game with the four corners. Yeah, dragon. Yeah, anyway
The demon possession movie the devil inside which made a buttload of money on the opening weekend and then tank
And Albert nobs where
Looks like Stan laurel. Yes
The biggest eyes ever
Tell me she didn't look like Stan laurel. Tell me she didn't she didn't Victor Victoria without the laughs
Yeah, Victor Victoria meets precious. Let's do a little NHL talk real quick
Okay
Today the New York Rangers defeat the Washington Ovechkins and win that series in game seven
First time you've heard him call it that it's good. So goodbye Ovechkins
LA and Phoenix start their series tomorrow. This is the first time in franchise history that the Phoenix coyotes have made the western conference
Finals good for them which that kind of surprised me
Because they were the they they peed on the style of stars parade on more than one occasion. Yeah, they did
so
me
That would be you feel wouldn't
Wasn't me and then uh that's that that's actually going and then game two of that will be on Tuesday
These hockey playoffs have been amazing
Has any of these games besides the one that happened today finishing out in regulation?
That's what I'm aware of there's been a whole lot of overtime hockey this year more than normal
Still don't care
It's been 30 minutes
Our stars aren't in it so thank you. I've been out from the good
We're gonna do a couple of by the way the board of governors does okay the sale of the St. Louis Blues
And they are sold to beer magnet Tom stillman. It's a great name for a beer guy stillman
This still I am man of still
That's your new that's your new beer. That's your new beer guy the man of still the man of still
Genius
We're gonna do just a little bit of technology corner
So if you guys heard this first story yeah, you're not talked about this the other night actually
Right now you can get you can get a coupon online. I believe this from Microsoft's website
For a four gig xbox 360 for 99 dollars now
You being the video game person that you are I tell the one in this room. Well, I'm just saying under normal circumstances
What does a four gig xbox 360 do for you nothing nothing there you go
Now there is a catch
You also must pay for two years you are committed for two years to 15 dollars a month to xbox live gold membership
So if you do the math you end up paying sixty five dollars more
Then you would pay for a
250 gig xbox
Pay more money for an inferior piece of product that makes a lot of sense. Thank you Microsoft for getting but there's some
I think there's some people like people with kids that that wouldn't use up that four gigs with a space
That just want to play other kinds of games. Yeah, I think it would be good
And there's another group that comes to mind too people that are very stupid
You would buy this
That's Chad
And then take two has delayed byleshock infinite until February I've seen the trailer for this
Yeah, it looks pretty awesome. Oh man. I've seen gameplay footage of this
You never really played any of the other two though
I did not but I mean I mean taking it completely out of its element literally and figuratively
Where whereas the first two took place completely underwater this takes place like
Thousands of feet in the air. Yeah, it's like a steampunk looking thing. Yeah, and it's just
Staggering what they're doing with this but hey if they have to delay it and make an already great looking game even better
I'm all for it
Take your time. Don't rush it and not much else go to the tech world unless you gentlemen have anything you want to share what you got
So you catch the modern warfare black ops two
Well, there's modern warfare and then there's the cold duty the cold duty the black ops two
Did you catch the release of that? Oh, yeah, 11 13 12
I played the talk into the microphone out to the side. I'll talk about it away. I want to
She's trying to talk to him that the empire needs to hear you too. Oh, so well
I mean you know because they go all over the place with you know because you had
World at war which was still kind of sticking around in the World War II era
Then you have black ops, which is Cold War Vietnam Korea type stuff
And then you've got modern warfare, which pretty much self-explanatory
Um, it depends on what genre interests you
um
There's some people that really don't care as long as they can kill something that's not
That won't get the phone in prison then I'm all for it. You know, I just I love to call it duty franchise as a whole
There are some people that are black ops fans that are some people that hate modern warfare
You've got your naysayers your detractors
I saw
It looks amazing. The directions they're going is a little I have to see more. Yeah, I mean
I like the black ops the first one
I enjoyed that one, but this one that kind of threw me for a loop being that they're going into the future like well
But I tend to be more of a fan of the future. I've always been more of a fan of the stuff that Infinity Ward does
And that's all that's all modern warfare. Right. Trey Arches has been World at War and in the black ops series
And after this bad, it's just I just think that modern warfare is better
No, that's just my big just wonder and you can't forget about the oboe three. That looks awesome. Is that this week?
Yeah, yeah, and you better have a monster rig to run it though
Otherwise, you're just gonna be chugging along and apparently you have to stay online connected all the time really work
Oh, it's online only so I get eight gigs of RAM. That's all you need
Some of this still have came to a lot of RAM
The fish like chicken
Oh, I don't know. I have no idea what that was. I don't need it. I don't know where that was going
I don't apologize and if you didn't know, we sure as heck don't they were apologize to empire for that
It's got to hear do the long campus
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Congratulations to fans of the red river shootout
Oklahoma, Texas will play each other at the cotton bowl through 2020. Wow. I'm glad they got that
We're telling you they have to get that worked out because
If they don't lost that game
That did that weekend brings eight million dollars in revenue to the city of Dallas over here. Yeah, that weekend
The Laura Miller screwed up enough is the mayor of that town
I mean, they're already a quarter of a billion dollars in the hole
They need all my name yet. Yeah, thanks Laura
And the ACC and ESPN that this this applies to Phil. Let's see is an AACC guy. I says Twitter handle is Nils van 1972
Extending their deal through 2027
So there's that other 15 years
Oh
Unless the minds are right
I'm gonna ride that all the way
And I may I may still write because I'm gonna say well, maybe they were accounting right and maybe that they're two looks like a three
They just ran out of stone
It's ran out of stone the guy was tired. It looks like an Oreo
Can I take a break in the guy died? That's it
Don't want to know about moving oh you Texas the gerryland I
The city of Dallas loses that thing is gonna lose its shirt
But there's already rumors that six flags was actually since they're right next door to gerry world
That they were talking about doing their own version of the state fair for that weekend. Oh, wow
Yeah, there were those rumors flew around for a long time. It tonight the vanilla ice concert out there
Street lights on
Did they view of mr. Freeze?
They're running it backwards. It's going backwards roads backwards. They did something different. They changed it up
They had to bring vanilla ice in that make sure that we all know what's going on
The vanilla ice explains things so well
Like this list sir
You know I threw this together at three o'clock today and I think I've seen
Four of them each week on the show we end the show with a list
Um, I took both POI and the list this week just because you were working and I want you to have to worry about it
By the way sir, you're not completely two weeks of work. How you feeling?
Drain
Completely enjoying it though. Uh things going well for you. I'm joined the money on making if nothing else
Good news and the friends I'm making
So I was thinking about today. This is the time of year where a lot of series have their season finale
And as we talked about earlier in the show some series are having their series finale's
Uh, Phil kind of caught me at the end of tail end of the series finale of eastbound and down today
I might have to go back and watch some of those. That was an odd ending that show
So that literally was the series finale
Well, we said in January that this is going to be the last season but that what that's what the okay
I didn't realize that they had already shot. They pitched it as the season finale
But as far as I know that's it. Yeah
And that's going to be out on DVD next week by the way or a week after next I think
Season three of eastbound down
So what I decided to do is take what I felt are the 10 best series finalies ever
Again, this is just these are my opinions. These are not coming from anywhere else
But this is how I'm rolling and then I'm standing by this number 10 start truck the next generation
great finale
As the card winds up with you know, basing cute again and they're going through time and all that good stuff and it has a really nice kind of a nice
Just family ending to it which I thought was great. It's called best of both worlds. I was the beginning
There's the very first episode of this one
All good things was the finale. Okay
Number nine 90210 the graduation episode because to me when they graduated high school that was the end of that show
Because that was the point of that show
I'm being at high school and anything after that although Cody won't argue me into the ground because he loves that show
He loves that show all the way through when they graduated. I stopped watching
Number eight very recent
And this one broke my heart was when Chuck ended
Out of the blue but a great ending. Did you watch the final episode?
That was a great because it was kind of like when it started that episode
I was like oh crap where do we go from here exactly and they ended it really nice
I was very very happy with the way Chuck ended good times there
Number seven the wire
I contend that the wire is one of the greatest
Series in the history of television if you have not watched the wire the entire series is available on DVD
Do yourself a solid or go to hbo.com hbo.com chat and get caught up
Um
First it was will Farrell now. Don't feel bad. I haven't seen one episode of the game of thrones. They then you're on American
You sir are coming. I like hot dogs
So I can't be on america 20 $28 and he can bowl
So it's allegedly
Religedly
But the why the cool thing about the wire is you carried the same the first two seasons carried the same kind of a of storyline
And then starting in season three they completely changed the storyline with some of the same characters
And it's still worked
So the last three seasons of the show I really had nothing to do with the first two
Each each each of the last three seasons were were separate issues too, and it's they still made it work
And it also shows you the genius of
Dominic what's his name replacement multi on that show
Dominic what's his name all right moving on
Number six the friends finale. Oh, yeah, this one I saw
I mean, I read an article to it and said it wasn't just the ending of a series. It was the ending of a legacy
Yeah, I can't debate that
Because that I mean that show took over the 90s
And when it ended it I liked the way they ended it. They wrapped everything up. Joey got a new duck and chicken
You know, it was nice. I was a lump in your throat in there was there really was
Number five, and then this is gonna be obscure, but I contend it's one of one of the greatest series about Batman the Brave and the Bold
I didn't know that was the last episode going into it
And by the time it ended it was kind of like, oh
That was nice, and then I looked at me and I was like, oh, that was the last episode crack. How many seasons were there of that show three I think
I love I loved the concept of Brave and the Bold because you've got to see these obscure characters that you never get to see
Heroes end villains and who was the voice of Batman that's what I thought from the Drew Kerry chef
I thought he was good. He did I enjoyed the show
Number four a lot of people will agree with you on this one. They'll feel sorry to clocked out. I think he's in the car now
Number four new heart
one of the
They're now Phil Smiles that was one of the greatest sucker, but oh my god
finale's I've ever seen
For those of you that
New heart, you know, he had he had his own show in the 80s and then the final episode
The entire and this is spoiler alert and if you haven't seen it then too bad
By now it's too late to get to the end of the final
And at the end of the final episode the entire series was a dream sequence and he wakes up next to Suzanne plus shit
Who played his wife in the Bob Newhart show like 15 years earlier
Genius absolute great really rose and tried the same kind of thing and it totally didn't work. Yeah
But that was genius
It was talked about for months. It could still be a talked about. Yeah, wonderful ending
That's how you end the show. I was like number three the last episode of cheers. I remember where I was when it aired
Um, what was the last words?
We're sorry we're closed. Sorry we're closed
You know the Diane came back
It uh
And a great I can go back now and watch cheers and it still holds up. Yeah
That's how great that show and there are some shows I enjoyed more in syndication than their first run
You just had time to appreciate it. Yeah, I always remember I always love the the banter between Woody and Norm
Yeah, where he'd walk in and pretty pretty one time said what's going on mr. Peterson and Norm went let's talk about what's going in mr
That was the first time I heard it's a doggy dog world and we're all wearing a bone underwear one of my first time
I heard on that show
I remember remember when Alex Trebek was on no Alex Trebek was on because you know Cliff's like the trivia guy
And he's like it's Alex Trebek and he's talking. He's like I'm that Alex Trebek
And he's like no, I love Jeopardy. I watched every day. I want to be on the show. He's like really
I'm not Alex Trebek. I get that a lot, but I'm not Alex Trebek
And he walks away
Cliff walks away and Norm goes to really Alex Trebek are two he goes yeah
But that last episode was great number two and this was only number two until about three years ago
Goodbye farewell and amen the final episode of mash one of the highest rated I think the highest rated non-super Bowl show in history still yeah
A final ending again you want to watch a grown man cry
If you are if you are a remotely a fan of mash that final episode was phenomenal that final shot. Yeah
Great great great great a new great show and number one
Oh
I'm I'm at a loss on this one because I haven't seen it. Oh my god. I just have a later
And I'm assuming you're referring to
The edge of nine yeah the Edward James almost version
2009
The last great thing sci-fi's done
The finale of battle star galactica
It was two hours
The first hour
Was the violence you've been waiting for seasons for
The just the knockdown dragout blow crap up and shoot stuff to the ground battle
You've waited the entire series for happens and then in the second hour once that's all the dust settles
We tie everything up in a really nice little bow
genius brilliant
Ronald Moore
Can't do no growing my eyes
Because of that and again, that's another one you have to get caught up. Oh yeah, that's I think that's available on Netflix in it
I don't know but
That that whole battle star galactica series was written geniusly executed geniusly acted geniusly
Period anybody else got any they'd add
Finale's they really stuck out to them
Did you watch galactica Andrew? I have not seen one episode. I thought you did watch that. I take flight at work for that every day
really
Do you tell me I was busy meeting girls
Bands, I was like, I was busy sleeping
Bands and stuff
Boats and hose
Phil, now anything that sticks out in your mind at all
No, really I got one. Okay, go ahead sir smallville
See I saw that on some people's list. I did not watch a single episode of smallville which for me is very odd
But I couldn't put that on a list because I didn't watch it
That's why I'm putting it on there because you finally after how many seasons tens and that many yeah
He finally wears suit. He finally and you get that music
me
I mean we
Flies in the suit rescues a plane and at the end goes to the roof and that John Williams
The kicks in and I
That was my grown man crime um Don says the finale of 24
I wanted to put that on list, but I haven't watched it yet
I'm gonna have to go back and rewatch the last season because I missed the last eight hours
Because my wife waited too long in the DVR to leave you were like mr. 24. No, it's killing me too
I had a couple in my head, but it's just smallville is always the one that I've still got that finale on my DV
I saw a lot of lists that
Some put the sign fell finale on best and some put it on worse terrible some those is some put the superannos on best
Something on worse. It was great show bad finale. I thought that superannos was a horrible finale
You know, I'm shocked of the one that didn't make your list which one and I didn't watch the show
But I know how much you loved it and list of finale just wasn't that great was the shield
The I thought about the shield my problem with the finale of the shield
I was very disappointed with the way it ended and if you've if you're planning on watching the shield spoiler alert
Just plug your ears for the next 30 seconds
To me
Vicki had to die just like with the support that off like yeah, I know it's like the surprise Tony had to die
But we don't know that series to end right, but we don't know if it didn't happen that I was severely disciplined
I remember when we watched the superannos finale
The ending happened. I was in the other room kind of watching it from a distance and I was like
Did our DVR cut off the end of the show you in about a billion other people and then I talked to credits and I was like what the crap
And I that's the list david chases cop out explanation
I want people to draw their own conclusions. No, you strung me along for years
You ran out of ideas. Yeah, don't tell don't leave it up to me to figure out what happened
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With one of the quintessential songs from someone we talked about at the beginning of the show
For chad for Phil for Andrew I am rob this is Paul revere the clubhouse is closed. Hi Brittany Palmer
Now
I got to tell about three bad brothers you know so well
It started way back in history with that Rob
And me
Hi there is getting hot the beer is getting hot looking for a girl I ran into a guy his name is mca. I said outy he said hi
Hey
And he was on my trip
He's thinking I get some I said you can't get none had a chance to run and pull that a shotgun quick on the draw
I thought I'd be dead. He put the guns to my head and
My name is mc. Yeah, I got a license to kill
I think you know what time it is it's time to get ill
You know what do we have here and all in this bill?
I'm in this lady one to stand up in myself
We stepped into the wind he had a gun that had a grin you think the story's over but it's ready to
begin
Now I got the gun you got the blue you got two choices of what you can do
It's out of the position as you can see I can pull you away
I said arrived with you if you can get me to the border the sheriff's after me for what I did to his daughter
I did it like this. I did it like that. I did it with the wiffle ball back
So I want the runs the cop got my gun and right about now it's time to have some fun the king at
That is my name and I know the fly spot where they got the champ pan
He wrote for six hours then we hit the spot the beat was up open and the girl is was hot
The suit was staring like he knows who we are
We took the empty spot next to him at the bar and they said oh you know this kid
I said I did it but I know he did
He can't get ready because this ain't funny money is my
D and I'm about to get money pull off the jammy
I even did out the sky
He yelled drinkable and let's do fly
His wet oven people hits the floor
He waits to do kids that ran for the door
I'm mighty and I get respect your passion your jewelry is what I
Expand the A was with it and he's my
Ace so I drive the piano player and I punch them in the face
The end of players out the music stop
His boy has teeth and he got dropped
My king grabbed the one A C A sax the goal
I grabbed two girlies and a beer that's cold
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