The Clubhouse – Episode 32

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It is Saturday nights.
It is 8 o'clock on the east coast.
It is 5 o'clock on the west coast.
And it is the 25th of February of the year of our Lord 2012.
It is season 2 episode 32.
The clubhouse is on the air.
We welcome each and every one of you whether you are listening alive or on your portable device
or on archive.
We don't care how you listen.
We just appreciate you listening.
Good evening.
I am Rob.
It is time for us to do this thing again.
Joining me as he does each and every week on the other side of the desk with his brand new
I guess you could call it short microphone stand.
He is Chad.
You got to take a shot of my microphone stand.
It's I bought it.
Why am I taking a shot of it?
I like this thing.
I don't have to crane my neck around with that little goose thing.
What I'm hoping for sometimes soon is to get some of the robot arms.
We are a self-funded organization.
One thing at a time.
We will start a charity fun point.
We will have a charity gig.
Get Rob and Chad robot arms.com.
But then people would think we were trying to actually get the arms by robot.
We don't need prosthetics guys.
It is the last Saturday of the month which means it is also time for chicken studio.
Which means char was here.
Try that again.
There she is.
There she is.
How are you doing kiddo?
I'm alive.
We missed you Sunday.
Yes, it was a rough day.
How was your man companion doing?
He is still kind of whining.
No, I'm just kidding.
I'm just kidding now.
He is not whining.
He is better.
He is better.
Also joining us tonight.
We have a fourth chair this evening.
Something that we rarely have on the show.
And if it's going to be Oscar weekend, there's only one guy you book for this show.
Absolutely.
He's a guy that was gracious enough to let me be a part of his big celebration of the big award tonight last year since we can't say the name of it.
Alumnus of real genius.
Alumnus of real genius says not the Val Kilmer film.
Alumnus of red carpet crashed.
Good friend of the show.
Good friend of ours.
He is demon pike.
You know you say that you have me in the fourth chair.
But I'm missing the chair.
I don't really have a chair.
I wasn't going to say it.
I was saying a chair.
I'm front.
Maybe you still have a chair.
I've had a chair in my lifetime before.
Yes.
It's true.
Praise to me what it is.
Welcome everybody that's listing we're going to get right into things with corrections as we always start the show.
Make up the majority of the show.
Not normally.
Dang.
I am a listener.
Sometimes.
Sometimes, it's because we were actually clean last week for the reason of that. I may think I'm sorry
You don't have a chair for me and we had two we had two shows last weekend and both of them were clean nice, so
And anytime we have a pay-per-view special there. We're usually you know, we're usually porous
We're lousy with corrections the next time. Well a lot of the guys that usually give us the corrections weren't able to make it this time
Russell and the fellas didn't make it. I hope you guys are they had a friend that was in the hospital, so we hope he's feeling better
Looking forward to seeing you guys at Russell Mania on April the first which we're going to talk about
We're going to have actual special guest on that show
What is going on our booking department is just burning the candle that both it's because we're huge in Japan
Yeah, it's what it is the only place for me. I'm jamming in Bucharest next week. This was that old Martin Lawrence
You know Michael Michael Jackson. You know, I'm jamming in Bucharest next week
We're going to actually start with something that we had not talked about we talked about it a little bit last week
But it's time to talk about it again
This is definitely the weekend to talk about it. Oh
Gonna waltz as we play that song
One of the last great Metallica songs in my opinion. Yeah, what was the what was the Xbox game that used this?
Your is there's there's an original Xbox team. It was a driving game that used this song
Do you ever remember this then I don't I'm trying it sounds like
They licensed by like five or six games
Maybe it shows maybe it was a driver it might have a driver too
No, it was it was an off-road game because I remember I got it when I first got my Xbox an off-road game Baja off-road or
No, no, that's too old. That's way too. It was early on after after they released the Xbox. What kind of vehicle were you in that might help
There was an off-road Jeep type a Jeep okay using dare Collins golf
He was on Levitt's hard show the other day that dude is hilarious
Have you seen him lately with the horrible mustache and the bushy hair?
I have tried to stage the intervention with their column and his out of control facial and scalpel hair
It's scalpel hair. He has a scalpel in his head. You have not lived until you've heard him do both Schwarzenegger and Harry Carey
Now that he has the bushy hair are you
It's hilarious and then he goes to Schwarzenegger. Oh, yeah, it's genius
It was let him do it on a game like he was in the in the
And he like
Commentated the game in those voices
Game is freaking going on and they got the camera in it's not like it's a Wednesday game in May
All right, let's get back to Nascar it is Daytona 500 weekend the nationwide race is going on as we ever talking
But it is not on the TV in the studio
Carl Edwards will sit on the pole position
Then I think that that that with teammate Greg Bipple right next to him on the first row Tony Stewart your defending
Cup champion is in the second row Jimmy Johnson is two rows behind him
So your top 10 drivers right now in
In the day in the Daytona 500 half of the guys in the cup are within are within that distance
No one has both won the one the spring cup and then one Daytona since 2000
That's hard to believe if you can believe that yeah that that was a stat I heard last night on on the four letter network
Wednesday did you see this wreck oh yeah wow as she's trying to qualify still winds up on the pole position for tonight though for the nationwide
She's looking she's upright, but you know what I was reading an article last night
She apparently has gained a lot of respect in the Nascar community where they're like the fact that she just got up and walked away from that thing
Has not complained about it or anything. She was on TTI the other day and they asked her about you know because there's a lot more of
As it was said in
Talladega nights rubbins racing
There's more of that in Nascar than there is an open wheel for obvious reason
Yeah, and they asked her about that and she said are you kidding me? I'm looking forward to this
I haven't seen the footage of the wreck yet. I've heard it's extremely gnarly
But as she was walking away from the card and it's just like person to play and she's doing the bad ass
She might as well have been it looked like that thing. It looked like a it looked like a go to any commercial
Which I'm sure they will probably make you think because what's who's her sponsor who's on the car?
Of course even though and now if you look at now, just like it's just like
Wasn't good. He wasn't that one of the pennies is not rich or petty sponsor
Yeah, good a goodie had a guy. There you go
I think it's right. Give me a friend. Give me a friend. Give me a friend.
She's going to get soon, but the big the big race is tomorrow the only sport that does their Super Bowl in the beginning of the year lame is tomorrow
Look, I I I enjoy Nascar races being there at the track
I've you know, I've done a lot of race
It's like baseball watching it on TV. It's not the same watching on TV. It's not the same
But why do you hype? I mean, especially since they went to the race for the cup format where they actually have a
Playoff system in place. Why do you hype your intro race of the season as the biggest event of the year?
It's all downhill from there. I don't get either. Not that's a different kind of racing
But yeah, no, but you know, hey, it's better than listening to it on a radio. Hey, man
Going laughed
Have you ever heard of Vic Henley? Yes comedian his whole bit unasked. Oh, I love it
I owe that's the only reason I own that southern gents of comedy DVD is for that man
He does not get enough respect in the community
Our partners show a Cody's playbook which will actually air tomorrow
He did not air a show on Thursday because Thursday was his birthday happy birthday Cody
Happy birthday to his lovely wife today. Hope the hangar was treating you well. Oh, he's doing all right. I talked to him yesterday
He will be doing his show tomorrow because of the date to one of five friends
He is a big NASCAR guy
So if you want your in-depth NASCAR coverage as well as college football and a lot of in-depth sports coverage
Cody is your guy looking up on you stream. He is our partner show Cody's playbook
Also speaking of Cody's playbook. He will be joining us for WrestleMania. All right. April the first
Fox and how in Richardson, Texas join us. It's an hour earlier
But it is April first. So is he really? Yes, okay
Some paperwork has been signed
Is the ink dry
Is it signed in blood? April 1st, remember the pre show will be at five o'clock central not six o'clock
Because the paper view will start at six. It's a four-hour paper view that place is gonna be a zoo
You better get there about noon. I mean that place was packed for
Elimination chamber and thank you for everybody that showed up for elimination chamber Sunday
We had again. We had over a hundred people in the room
They were covering pool tables to sit people to eat at the pool tables
That's how full the room was. Did you have a cage match on top of one of the pool tables? I wanted to
Wait, it might have made that paper view better
Would they be opposed if we did bring a cage and had matches?
We just we're walking in with chain link. They're just walking as well
We're just walking by like nothing's going on
You got my ID, right? Okay, cool. The busters sitting there going. I don't think we can do that
We're gonna try as much as much as much as we brought in there they might let us
Because we had we had tripled the number of people in our room. They had in the other two combined. Yeah
And have you been to the Richardson location? Yes, I love the setup there. Yeah
It's it's unique for Fox now
You can tell when they've gone into a place
It's already got the basic layout of a bar and they have to make it fox and houndish
I really like what they did with the Richardson. I agree fox and houndish
Fox and houndish. Well, because if you remember the the
The location that used to be at Skillman in LBJ. I mean this dude was an old movie
It was an old movie theater. Well half of it because the other half is like a is an office of some form
I saw crocodile dendee and not have been a dry cleaner at some point. I saw a pulp picture there
a nail salon
Taxed tax preparation studio dry. We are your one stop shop for all things sports wrestling and pop culture
Let's do a little bit of that pop culture right now. Let's catch a movie and do some one hour martinizing while we're at it
martin martin who is this guy martin what's he doing to our suits and his brother Simon
Magic Johnson oh boy still not dead. I don't know
Oh, yeah, I don't want to get me started. I'm sorry. I didn't want to bury the lady. Oh
Where's a shaky horn when you need it? Oh, damn it. No, you buried the lead
Now I'm going to listen to the show
He apparently last year
purchased the library and brand for soul train and now is talking about bringing it back
Soul Train has not been on the air in six years
Here's my thing if magic Johnson wants to bring back soul train
I am in on one condition
Make it like the old soul train and the last decade of soul train was just annoying
Yeah, because why there was no host much less no donkorn alias
It wasn't soul train. It was dance party USA. Yeah, it was a horror because you remember dance party USA how horrible
I remember dance party USA more importantly I remember soul train and the reason soul train worked so well
We're two reasons number one obviously the late great donkorn alias side rest of soul and secondly you saw acts that would never get any
Exposure on national television
You know going live for the first time whether they're lip-syncing or not doesn't matter
I mean we were talking about prince before the show started you know prince did a great gig on soul train when controversy came out
That was his first national television exposure if you can continue to
Dispute me on this okay. I will
American band stand in 79 when he wouldn't talk
Soul train
Because controversy came out in 81 and he was promoting prince that came out in 79
What's up? All right. I want to be your lover. That was seven on soul train. That was American band
We'll talk okay
I'll go to go down with you. I have finally found someone that can debate friends with Chad
But the bottom line is if you can get back to breaking new
Intriguing artists on soul train that have what
talent any what's the first word in the name of this show soul bingo. Yeah, that's what you're still here
That's what these acts have been lacking that have been showing up on soul train. It's the same hip hop train in soul train
No auto too. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you
Exactly. I don't know if they can do this fine
Okay, okay now
Then I'll go okay, then how about let's do this if magic johnson wants to bring back soul train make it soul train
Bring back old school acts nothing, but I'm on board
And the first one should make just like the first one should be Jody Wattley or a Shalimar reunion
I'm down with that. Oh, I would
Take it's best that thing open with a night to remember. Heck yes
You know, you bring it in the sheet. Yeah, bring out the SOS band like we're here in the background
Bring out the gap band bring out cameo earth-winden
Bring it
I am so there with you on that charlotte you not let's let's cap it at 86
Okay, okay, well nobody after eighty seven. I don't know because eighty seven was one of the greatest years in music history
We got to go to eighty seven if nothing else. Dude come on. Okay. I'll give you eighty seven
Don't want a soul train that's mired in the past though
You really the reason soul train worked was because it brought new
Intriguing aren't being sold into
Middle-American homes. Okay, let me let me let me let me tell you this way then
Well, find the common ground here
They have to pass every act through me
I want to be the executive consultant on soul train apparently apparently I have to pass every act through magic and vibe work
So oh Nicki Minaj you can't be on the show we'll lose our Catholic diocese advertising dollars
ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. They launch new jersey
This is I like this story. You know, and I don't care if you like or don't like this girl
If you haven't heard this
This uh this story there's a kid in new jersey. I'm sorry in new jersey
Get a rope who plays high school football is now battling his
His second battle with leukemia.
As you know, recently, Mila Cunis was asked to the Marine Ball.
It's kind of, I think what kind of got this ball rolling.
Oh, by the way, David says Adele, David is in the room and he says Adele on SoulTrade
in.
Yeah, by the way, Adele.
He sends a note to Taylor Swift asking her to prom, okay?
There's a Facebook page that's been set up.
There's thousands of people on this Facebook page.
His sister is sending her messages on Twitter.
She makes a response the other day.
She says she can't go to his prom.
You're thinking, oh, done, done, done, you know, I got a gig that night or something.
I'm sure she does.
But she says, you know what?
I don't have a date for the American Country Musical Awards.
Why don't you come with me?
And as this kid picked himself up off the floor, he said, okay, debate the classiness.
I can't.
He may as a local radio personality here in the Dallas Fort Worth says, says she has lazy
voice, which she kind of does.
But you know what?
This is a classy move.
She's huge.
Charmere.
That's great.
I just feel, I mean, if you're in the spotlight, this is what you should be doing.
Remix.
Remix.
There we go.
Okay, we're just going to go like this.
That's what happens when Kanye gets a hold of her songs.
Uh-oh.
Let me stop you right there.
I'm happy for this track.
I'm going to tell you right now.
Why is he not?
Why have they not done a collab or he did right in the middle of a song just does that?
They have to.
It's some.
That's guaranteed platinum.
I think that ship has sailed already.
None of our next Grammy.
No.
No, that is ever great.
Because we were talking about this on the show last week on somebody on Twitter during
the Grammy.
He said, you know, Kanye is not there.
Let Taylor Swift accept his award for it.
I'm hit.
But you know what?
I think this is awesome.
Probably just at this kid's brain probably exploded when he read this.
Oh, yeah.
It's it's classy.
It's it's the what it's it's like Charles said.
It's what they should be doing.
What you should be doing.
And it's going to be before somebody asks Adele to some event like this.
Because see, my wife said I wasn't allowed.
You call you a little bit past your promise.
That's true.
I am a couple weeks back.
And the restraining order is still in effect.
That is true.
We won't talk about that.
But you know, you you mentioned the thing with the Marine ball with both Milikunus and
Justin Timberlake, because I think he went to the one on the west coast.
He did.
Um, Milo went to the one on the east coast.
And now you've got these stunt asks.
I understand the kids battling leukemia and as as a as a cancer survivor, I will say balls
out to you, sir, fight the fight.
But how many of these campaigns are going to be launched?
I mean, eventually someone's going to ask Joe Hanson.
I'm glad.
I'm glad you said that because there is another side to this coin.
I don't know if you've heard the Selena Gomez story.
Oh boy.
No, this is no.
Trust me.
It comes out recently.
There's a young lady who is battling cancer.
She's in the hospital.
She's terminal.
She does a YouTube video that they thank you note to Selena Gomez because unbeknownst
to anybody.
She has been visiting this girl in the hospital on a regular basis for the last four years.
That is the other side to this coin.
And to me, great job.
Great job.
That's fantastic.
And no one would have known about it had this girl not thanked her for it.
That was the point of the story.
And you know what, it makes you wonder how much of that is actually going on, which I'm
more of a proponent of tell me after the fact, you know, well, how cool would it have
been if she shows up at the ACMs with this cat and everybody's going, who is this guy?
And then the story comes out.
Yeah.
You know, I mean, unfortunately, she didn't have much of a choice in that part of the
matter because they were proactive on it before she had, she was reactive before she could
be proactive.
Sure.
But it's still a great story.
Kudos to Taylor Swift for not only being honest that she couldn't make the prom, but
even making up the board.
I think it's awesome.
I go in the extra mile.
Absolutely.
Absolutely.
You hear the Timberlake in the background.
It comes out this week.
Maybe in the B.O. are not going to have a long engagement.
They're getting married this summer.
Maybe she's having a baby.
But here's my thing with that, he, people near him have been, have said in interviews that
he has said in the past that if he has to marry her to keep her, he will.
So is that what this is that she give him an ultimatum or so I might have.
He's the B.O.
She doesn't have to anybody.
He's the Timberlake.
That's true.
Whatever you want.
He does that.
He is running the world right now.
If you can walk into SNL at 830 on a saturday night and still get on the show.
I'm just saying.
Strap on that burger time outfit.
There's a burger world thing.
Let's do this.
Give it up for homeless.
That's it.
That's it.
We rehearsed that before the show.
Between that and when he was the guy from Kathy, did you see that week and update where
he was, because when Kathy was going to be stopped doing production, he showed up on
a week and update as the boyfriend from Kathy.
And she showed up as Jessica Rabbit as the home wrecker for Kathy.
Oh my god.
She was dead on.
Looking up, dude.
When she came out in that outfit, you were like, okay, Jessica Rabbit was real.
That's it.
Right there.
I just sat there on my couch like, is this a bizarre world?
Is real animation an animation is real?
Like that's how close it was.
Wow.
It's one lucky baby.
I didn't see the bit that got revitalized though that was, I'm two weeks behind and there's
no SNL tonight.
So, well, you know who was the host last week?
It was the Maya Rudolph.
Yes.
Did they bring me up to print show?
They brought back Beyonce celebrating her and Jay-Z having the baby and Prince shows
up.
Fred arm is it as Prince is genius.
The baby gift.
He gives us.
He gives.
What's the baby's name?
Blue.
Blue Ivy.
It's a smirk.
It's the print, you know, somebody, I can't remember who it was.
It comes in.
Oh, it was Nicki Minaj.
Nicki Minaj comes in because Nicki Minaj, please be quiet.
You're scaring him.
Scaring who?
You're scaring Prince and Prince is like crouched up behind the baby's bass and I just
got.
I love Fred Armerson.
I love that man.
It's going to be a sad day when he leaves that show.
Boy, howdy.
Do you have any inside information on this Paul Britten exit by the way?
No, I don't and no one's talking.
I mean, it's eerily quiet at 30 rock and now we're hearing teases that Abby Elliott
may be gone.
I'm surprised Abby Elliott wasn't gone after like her first couple of episodes.
I mean, not not for talent, but just because it seemed like it wasn't a good fit.
Yeah.
But apparently she's got a deal working in NBC right now and yet Jenny Slate still has
a gig.
Go figure.
Go figure.
On the other side of the talent coin, apparently Limp Biscuit announces today they have signed
to deal with cash money records.
All right.
Did you actually use the words talent and Limp Biscuit in the same sentence really?
I now have in the same sentence Fred Durst and Lil Wayne.
Oh God.
Crypto night.
Are they going to make a rap record?
Apparently they've got a deal.
And this is this is I felt that this is this is just an unholy alliance am I am I alone
in this?
Oh, no, you're not alone in this.
I seriously thought they were dead.
I'm sure I'm sure I'm sure Brandon I'm sure Brandon will go out and buy the diamond
etched copy of the CD when it comes out.
Although David does say Miss Nassim Pedrod played a great Nicki Minaj hashtag version pride.
So this was this is such a bad idea.
Well, wasn't it like two years ago that Fred Durst was saying he wasn't going to do any
more Limp Biscuit stuff because he realized that he was fueling the fire for bullies and
he was bullied as a kid and that and you should have seen what he put on Twitter or somewhere
where it was just like this profanity laden just oh God, here we go again just go make
another football movie with ice cube and shut up I thought you see that flick heck no
it wasn't what he directed that movie where where ice cube was like coaching his daughter
in a football distance.
He was the name of it.
Oh God.
I can't remember.
Are we still not there yet?
Can I pass yet?
I don't know what it was called but he directed that thing.
Wow.
When I saw I was like that that Fred Durst how many Fred Durst can there be.
Oh trust me there can be only one thing I can give Fred Durst is he did discover
stained outside of that I give him nothing nothing.
Don't you think Aaron would have made it without Fred Durst discovered Aaron can't seem
to make it on his own period right now that's true Aaron's got this Aaron's Aaron Lewis
has to decide on an identity and stick with it.
Well he's happy now so we can't make music oh yeah he's found a country record he's
found a smile since we're on music though can we talk about the gig on Sunday.
Briefly do that quickly because then we got to talk about this other thing is something
we were talking about pre show that I was very very excited about it happened during
the paper yeah happened during the paper I was I was following the live tweets from
Questlove who was in attendance at this show it's greatness the revolution princes original
band the revolution reformed except for him and for well it's that's why I said the revolution
it wouldn't prince in the revolution it was just the revolution actually it was a revolution
plus Des Dickerson.
God almighty with his did he have his chronic headband on he had a headband but it wasn't
the bonsai and he didn't have his explorer he didn't have his black and white explorer
guitar but not counting that but Wendy took lead she was playing a white Gibson throughout
the majority of it at the very first song she actually had princes old owner telecaster
they played controversy as the opening number do you think he's looking at the video
going so that's where that damn guitar went no he's been he's had that thing on the road
with him forever yeah he hadn't played the cloud in years but there were rumors that
he was actually in the building in the VIP area and just never came down I disagree with
that that didn't happen well that's that's what they said you know what kind of a media
horror he is he'd been up there no no not with that a crowd not with something that wasn't
all about him that thing would have exploded well he if he steps back stage he that thing
just blows yeah but I mean great set list like I said Questlove was tweeting the whole
time said that I mean he says wow I feel like a kid again you know it was I've heard
the show from start to finish magic I need the link to that you got it you got it I mean
it was pure magic on stage and there is talk that they may take this thing on the road
to club shows I'm gonna let that happen I'll take a day off work I mean I know you
don't much to take it's worth for this thing take it bucks huh 10 bucks 10 bucks yeah wow
$10 for this what I would I mean people came from all over the world for this thing
that club seats about 1,200 people so I was hoping when he leesa would tour behind their last
two albums they did they didn't hit Dallas no they usually don't because I which makes me
create I mean touring up and down the west coast does not count as a tour well you also got
remember what he C.H. that's all you drive on that's not a tour but you got to remember what
else they they do a lot of film film and TV score we're what's that show that's got key for
southern linen at now touch they do that they're doing that you are running out of powers because Tim
Crane also created that co-grader here anyway but I had I just had to bring that because it was
that was something that affected me personally I couldn't even focus on the pay-per-view because I
was watching Questlove's tweets all I would just like to play this right now you would huh stupid mouse
this is the theme from the weird outshow there is a petition online right now but you can
sign and you can go to twitter hashtag super out and support what could be the biggest coup
in the history of championship games ever as there is a petition to get weird al yankovic to be
the halftime entertainment for next year's Super Bowl who started this petition I did
that wouldn't surprise me so it's your fault it's entirely my fault no I I love this idea I'm
in I'm sewing I signed this which when I saw it last week where's the petition against it
haha I'm right there with you Charla but retains both why not really we can have the who
wait wait a minute tell me you did not just say that no but you see no you cannot debate this
in this level sir because you are the person in this studio on this show who was talking about
how the who was a bad idea because nobody knew who they were so now you can't argue this point
what when did I say that this was weeks ago when we were talking about Super Bowl halftime
shows I do not think it was a bad idea because of the cross section versus the demographic I think
they were both true I guess so because I don't remember say I am all for these old school acts
being halftime shows all for that you and I have debated the who because I thought it was cool I
was the one that was pitching to fit because maroon five opened up the the first game of the
season with moves like Jagger on the Thursday night pregame show I'm like give me a break
there's a difference between kickoff and Super Bowl though it's a football I saw pitbull and
what's the name the Eglace is in regeg yeah at the cowboy's game on Thanksgiving uh-huh
so you're saying that pitbull is not actually a good life ball you can smell him from our feet
like yes it's terrible it's awful he's bringing stinky back
but I'm in yeah I don't care I'm in I just don't think it works it could be any worse than the black
IP and that I will agree with you there and I can tell you what you won't have
you won't give the burden to the camera on live television you're true there you know
that can we talk about this for once I'm sure you guys covered this he's like I haven't we did
we did but please give your I was in a room with 40 other people massive big screen everybody
focused on the show we're live tweeting every we had a bunch of social media morons sitting around
oh I was live tweeting through that through the halftime show not one person in the room saw the bird
I didn't either the only reason the only reason I thought something had happened was because
they had that really freaky free screen right after it happened I think something just happened
somebody just hit the video delay because I didn't catch it either I figured it was just a
broadcast no I figured I figured something had happened because that's why that came up because
they were right on her I'm like something tells me something just happened and they had to break
away at the last second so no our children's minds weren't scarred because they did not see it
if the parents television council did not raise such a high holy hell about the things no I would have
found out I know I should it was days before I saw the actual picture of thank you
now still I still agree with Tony Cornheye's or to Porter but yeah the word but the
Madonna will have her killed she will be she will disappear she does run you're up doesn't she my
god the gay mafia was taken over from Elton John Bob she's one arm of the illuminati now she really
is I forgot about that wow the mom and some of the retrieve the wheels from my front yard
which one was that was that live at the man we're robbing Williams didn't know it wasn't I want to
say it was yeah I think it was live I think so she was but when he did live at the man she wasn't
that big yet wasn't that like 83 oh he wasn't talking about Madonna he was just talking John yeah
what of his stream of consciousness brand new releases in your CD store on iTunes this Tuesday
what was that was that show for your post cocaine for Robin there's a post cocaine for
there is it was I think it was right before he quits okay right program that's why I was a great
it still releases all of me this coming to you remember her from American boy a few years ago
jaw rule apparently is still around to see releases pain is loved too because there were so many
unanswered questions from pain is love Lorraine a McKinnon of the mummers dance fame has returned
oh my god with a live album called Trubodors on the Rhine so I'm assuming this was done somewhere in
Europe what is this blast from the past week I love it does release me and this band has returned
the cranberries especially with turd but you know doc is ruined this band for me I bet all that's
all I'm saying I'm not going to say why he's ruined this band for me on air oh why not
because it's a family show don't run it all the New Jersey it's something about pull my finger
is yes close yeah but they have a new brand new album coming out Tuesday called roses I actually
talked to somebody apparently they performed somewhere like on NPR or something a couple days ago
and said they weren't afraid to play the old stuff they're ready to go the new album is
very very good well they better not be afraid to play the old stuff because that's all anybody knows
if you're a Spotify user you can actually preview three of the tracks from that album have you
had a chance to do so sir I have I just downloaded that out but one hit one man one please why did you
release that so you know you know and you know it's the cranberries right Dolores does yeah Dolores has
you it's I remember I saw in 95 I saw a Lannis at the Starplex and case choice open for them yep
and we called their lead lead singer Denise or Reardon because she wanted to beat Dolores for
writing so bad she could taste it you saw God no I saw the soundtrack was my 94 and my 95 that
wasn't she was she the headliner do you actually she was the headliner somebody bought me a jacket oh
I said you just don't strike me as a kind of person I would go to a Lannis ballad girl no I mean I
I wouldn't because I said hey I gotta check it you aren't I'm like heck yeah I'll go she was good
live but this was but this was also jagged little pill I mean this isn't she is God she has a sense
of humor you are that she does she really did not tell you she was funny and who is originally
supposed to play that role oh crap who a Lannis or Owens no dog god no who is supposed to play
a Lannis no who was supposed to be a Lannis originally before she was God it was one Emma Thompson
but she was pregnant and couldn't play the role which I thought would have made it even that
it made a more luminous yeah but that's just me and the original line instead of her going
whoop she was supposed to walk up to him and just go one word the last day that's in the original
script so David is also keeping an eye on the word he's he's got the NBA all star weekend not
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weren't getting the reference you were making they have to clarify things you know some people
they think spoon fed to and Charlotte is not on Twitter that's why she uses Pinterest how's that
working out for you wonderful they did a big old story on it on channel on the local news about
this becoming the next big obsession online and stuff it is I have almost 300 followers how many of
them are men not many the reason I asked that is because Pinterest I I never really figured out
until I start using as I got into it for about a week week and a half it is a chicks social network
but you can get some good food ideas on that thing it is food porn Pinterest is food porn
I've never seen so much I've heard call it that I have never ever seen so many creative uses for
bacon that are legal in my life I haven't I'll see the cause like oh my god that looks good yes does
it come with a cardiologist of this stuff you now my wife's like all about want to make cake pops
because of Pinterest because we got to make we got to start making cake pops I'm like cake pops
everywhere on that damn thing there's just really good ideas it is for women a lot of it is for
women but I mean it's like if Martha Stewart and Paula Dean came up with the social networking
side this is what would they you better for you we have things that are for us I've no problem with
that it's time to get in the wrestling talk I see that as my ear to Pinterest and then no
respect as he has he just defibrillated my eardrum this is how I keep the show on track once
you're the orchestra play him off play him off play him off keyboard cat here I am a doubt I will
not be I will not be using a LMFAO though that's out of place to bring out secrets elimination chamber
as we mentioned was this past Sunday for the first time ever no title changes in the chamber itself
but man this was a bad thing was a yawn fest and we're not really bad for not being there strong
in the pre show we talked about how the raw chamber was going to be stronger than the Smackdown
chamber and it turned out to be just we could not have been more wrong but nobody was as wrong as
who booked the order of the events of this paper view but it but I'll say what a great team is
match surprisingly yes probably better than everything but the Smackdown chamber you know what
Sunday was opposite day it was bizarre Sunday was opposite day everything that he is usually
crap was good and what was supposed to be good was boring and I'm I'm not afraid to mention when
I'm wrong on something centino Morella almost wanted that was and that to me that's what made
the Smackdown chamber so good was the end of it yeah where you had Daniel Bryan and centino
Morella yes Charlie you hurt me right those were your final two in the chamber and it was a good
it was a good exchange there were a lot of false finishes in this thing that worked out very well
but it also furthered centino Morella being PLI last week it furthered for me
that this guy's got skills and we need to utilize that yeah yeah absolutely he does it just
it drove as happy as I was it drove me nuts at the same time it just it just seems like all
these opportunities that are wasted and squandered on a guy that can really go a guy that
can really work that he will work take that crazy goofy cobra sock off your hands and do show us
what you can really do stop planning for last and start getting serious I thought we were going
to see something from a woman might pull them out of the audience for the first time yeah yeah
so he won the intercontinental title and then why did we have to put the ambulance match as the main
event besides the fact that it was seen up and and we and we've resolved nothing nothing at all
I was just like this thing ended and we thought maybe when he when he won the match that something
was going to happen the end and just a bunch of that yeah good night everybody from when the
logo the heck we were when the logo came Milwaukee when the logo came up I'm like no please no no don't
let that be the way this thing is please no such a snoozer but at least we're done with that angle now
are we are we as we're gonna talk about here in just a minute because we are about to get into raw talk
in five four three two one back-to-back nickel-back songs
you notice that's my head comes off
I'm a fan I'm not afraid to admit it that line up for them and you know them
bushes playing that night um cedar and my darkest days that's a decent lineup yeah I'll leave
that I'll leave before the hell I have to be working have you heard about this new line of shirts that
WWE shop selling now the k-fabe shirts no I mean I have a whole line of k-fabe shirts now I need
to go look that up selling a line of k-fabe shirts the shirt that even says it's still real
going to be damn it uh no uh such as heel jobber I got heat I'm so over and what's your finish
I will buy all of them I kind of figured you could be I will buy all of them
so let's go to raw and apparently now he's heel I guess putting out a notice yes please do
Eve I'm coming for you oh you little pussy you stay away from my man let's see you didn't
have to warn her because your man stayed away from her that's fine but don't touch what's mine
I've already had this talk with Maria she's on notice you are so okay but here's the question
is she heel or is she just stupid yes I mean yes you dated Reggie Bush when you were U.S.T
but out of that nobody cares I think she's just a stupid heel
and then you know what's sad though as as healy as she was being she still can't get seen a
face pop she can't do it no yeah yeah and this was how we started the raw after the pay-per-view
yeah which thank god turned out as we talk about on this show turned out to be a great raw because
the raw after a pay-per-view always is yeah because a great because a raw is always better than the
pay-per-viewed the preceded it but I'll say what it did make me throw up in my mouth a little bit
the opening of that whole thing where she's crying and then it's the
curious to come drag her out I really did throw up in my mouth let's just her acting ability is
horrific oh my show this got a woodshed waiting for her and probably this music will be playing
ha ha ha ha ha you know what I'm going to get to take her here in a minute but I just want to
say in that video package that he did I want that throne he's sitting on more so not it no no
nothing I want as much as the Game of Thrones throne and Devon I think you'll go here with me
absolutely I want to the throne from Game of Thrones in this studio right where I'm sitting
is there there's very you wouldn't fit for stars I would make it I would find a way you'd have
to raise the room for a while rain wilson had him on that throne as his is
twitter avatar oh yeah i mean is that the most manly thing ever when your
throne is made out of the swords of the guys you've killed the only thing
more manly is if you're eating an entire turkey raw it's while you're not a
turkey leg the whole thing you have a month to get caught up when they make
HBO go work on the xbox 360 i'll be there because i i've allegedly giving him
my password for HBO go so he can get caught up on Game of Thrones
sure because it's coming back April 1st WrestleMania day is the
premiere of season two great we got competition now
no dvr dvr dvr dvr i'm so and i haven't read any of the books but the way
season one ended i was like oh season two is gonna be all it's um
and it's like one of the i want to talk about one of the major spoilers in
season one but i don't want to ruin it for him i know
don't you can't i know i know i know i'm not saying shut he says he knows
but i know shan bean right i'm not saying anything moving on
yeah yes i know i know don't worry that that that got ruined a long time but
you know what i like now about about raw is when this plays right here on the
ticket when this video works better i don't have to fast forward it anymore
thank you because he doesn't do it live he doesn't perform the theme music live
so i'm okay i don't have to fast forward i have you started to come around on
him a little bit still not really it's still kind of a lame gimmick but the
guys getting face pops but but it's a bet yeah it's still a lame gimmick but
it's not nearly as bad as it was so then we have both of your gm's
bring out a representative to take on each other speaking of lame gimmicks
somehow oh tunga gets a win over ezekiel jackson
he can have one win give him one well hold on to it we'll talk about it later
against a zekeiel who could squash him like an insect and apparently now
we are going to do um last week we had taker in all of his glory
but now we're gonna get ministry taker
so his next week are we he's gonna come out on a motorcycle and we're just
gonna cycle through all of his bits like out snow did
there for a while well you know why he was wearing when he was wearing but we all
but and we're gonna talk about that here and uh huh game off yet and you could
have been apparently though because he had to keep that head covered up during
the whole day and thing because i guess we're waiting for that big reveal
we uh we i found out today what it's gonna be you're not gonna see bald
undertaker until WrestleMania really that what i read today is they are not
gonna unveil the bald head undertaker until
WrestleMania so he's gonna be shaved completely bald
that's what the what i'm reading today that's gonna be so weird
like you've seen the picture though you've seen the picture
you haven't seen no eyebrows like what he's been he's gonna be like powder style
oh god he's been bald since like october sir
what happened well what happened there he just got sick of dealing with it is
what i read there's no reason behind him shaving his head he just got sick of
dealing with the hair too many split hands honey we should have seen the bad
wick you were starting to look like hogan that's why i split it you know i
bet that's what it was that he was going hogan with it because hogan's bald
now too but by splitting hogan finally got hogan finally got rid of the
months so well yeah we're not gonna see that until
WrestleMania but i i texted you something
on Monday night and you didn't respond to it and i wasn't sure why you didn't
i was probably stressed me or his taker sounding more and more like
Terry funk oh yeah i was asleep whenever you didn't yeah i didn't get it whenever
he cuts a promo he sounds like Terry funk now and i just then the real then it's
still the real real me real to me dammit still real ministry to me
and thank you mr. taker for saying what made it based on
i want to thank that guy for giving me a lifetime of comedy
giving everybody a life and he's getting a what chant now
everybody gets a what chant you Austin damn you didn't jersey
i don't know if it's Austin's fault of it he started it well if it wasn't for him
doing it we wouldn't have it today the what chant has been saved more so than the
wool chance whenever somebody gets a chop to the chest i've almost come a custom
to that then you better get used to this because i do remember a time where people
didn't do yeah well like i said you better get used to this too and i'll tell
you that segment with him and h was ten times better
than the segment with h and shan ten times better you've just turned on shan
i have turned on shan the shan's not shan anymore
and like i thought shan hasn't been shan since he found this one
this was some semblance of shan before he retired
he was still a pale shadow and i called Chad during this segment
and i i got to clean up what i said because this is a family show right
but my statement was these two SOBs have sucked me in again
yeah i was so against h taker three i was like i don't want to see this match
i don't want to see this match i don't want to see this match
and then they put it in hell and a cell it's just an abusive boyfriend you know
it keeps beating you and yet he keeps coming back for four it's the ike
turner of the w w it is and not only does it go to hell and a cell we get my
talika with it i'm just like from under
grrrr
but i'm telling you now the streak has to end it has to
then he retires because you can't have eights job to him three times
kody i actually talked about this on the phone the other night
there's no other way for this to end then with taker losing
and he hangs it up oh of course he hangs it out
does up about how they're wording this but i'll have to destroy him
i'll have to take him apart it's bad for business blah blah blah blah blah
and let me tell you something when they both said they're the last of it dying
green debatement there is there is no debate
who's who's left well in the w w anyway who's left
in the original guard that's it unless you count rocky
i don't i mean that's that's it yeah
well if rocky shows up more than three times a year then okay
but he'll show up more than three times for WrestleMania
because he is only scheduled to miss one raw between now and WrestleMania
and of course that makes up for all the time to do what i'm saying
because i'm sorry cina has a case oh wow good timing there i'd like to send a
memo to john cina just i like to help i know you will do your hard time to
change his dead gum theme song i'm so sick i hear in this
what was it steve and call him the shell last week the new version of the
process right thing
john cina just i want you to understand one thing i've got no issue with you
personally you are a victim of circumstance that
company was thrust on you and you did with it what you good but
cm punk you are not so new you you you you aren't in the house that
leads to the driveway that leads to the street that leads to the frontage
ramp that leads to the highway that leads to the other frontage ramp
that leads to the parking lot of the ballpark of cm punk on a microphone sit next to
the man sit next to the man sit next to the man
i want to know who called it a pro pro godter i mean you got it proves it in the
next set you got to give me i mean cina was that guy for a long time like i
said i don't blame him because he did get the company kind of thrust upon him at
a time where there was nobody to carry the company right
but he's even got to understand that he can't cut a promo like cm punk no
and even after that second promo where i guess he's trying to work heal with rock
yeah nobody still cared no outside of charlotte park it just sounds like sour grapes
that's all it really sounds like a sour grape he almost missed his flight to Daytona
who cina stated it he is he is your shot a race starter for date
god
somebody threw a bucket of co-op said something that i thought was a little
weird in the main event he said against all odds cm punk is still the
wwe champion go back a week before a
elimination chamber uh-huh there was another pay review
right from tna called against all odds
that shot
and then weighed barrett in a horrible spot we have now found out dislocated his elbow
ala eddie Guerrero but it was eddie's force yeah because it was right there in front of
the camera when he did it but he is going to be out four to six weeks oh no
stated he's he's how that commercial you guys know how to post videos on Facebook
now
this one here cracks me and you know David makes an excellent point in chat room too
cina would do exactly what the rock did if he was actually a talented actor
and and cina admitted as much on raw Monday and apparently rock is now
slated to play hercules hercules the the threshing warrior or something like that
being directly about red hercules he's playing hercules direct about Brett ratner
out yeah that didn't work for for ignore just saying it worked for sorba it still works for sorba
that man makes more money off of hercules and i have said if you can spend at least one year
on a marginally successful sci-fi show you are set for life true that because you can you i mean
you you're a part of and can we just break this down can we get a sidetrack for just a minute
because this man to my right devin pike
i can now officially admit is a better person than myself whoa whoa hang on now and i'll tell you
why i'll just be a two weeks ago oh yeah somebody in this studio got to moderate a panel with
the cast of serenity and firefly i don't want to mention any names but his initials are devin pike
and there is photo evidence there's video evidence actually i've only seen the photo
i want to punch you in the dainty dual state adam baldwin ron glass and shan mayor
yeah welcome to my world and the best part about i'll i'll make you even more mad at me
in the middle of it i asked the audience is it is it is it is part of sci-fi expo is out the
erby commissioner great hall penthouse which was attended by our friend friend of the show
Brett peoples who's a great comment book artist ex and Brett was racking him in down on the artist
was there by the way he's really good friend of the show absolutely um in the middle of the panel
i asked if anybody in the audience had somebody on the stage on their special exemption list you know
you're a great boyfriend you know you've got the five i'm sure marina background we're there
up but you guys be like yeah well marina background too but dual state absolutely so then i'd take
out of my wallet the signed affidavit from my wife of my exemption list which dual state is on
he said that's on facebook i was like and dual read the whole list she's like okay i'm going to read
this uh maril is with winstead okay jean a carano don't know who that is and i had to
nope well i told her you know she was in the soda book maybe hey wire and then a couple others
and me so she wasn't creeped out by which was the greatest thing about it there wasn't a restraining
order waiting for me at the end of the show that's a good thing yes very good wow it was it was a
great great time 45 minutes and not a minute of it was and it's no fault it was just cool as a fan
Baldwin is one of those guys who's gonna work of convention circuit long after he's dead i mean he's
got two long after he's dead fire well they'll will as corpse and he'll still be carrying it
burnings without a ball to tell you he would be he's that charismatic he knows how to work in
crowd extremely well he's you know he's got appearances in all the weed and series is you know
angel buffing firefly and chuck and chuck which just raft and i had great finale by the one of the
questions was if they could have put a subway restaurant on serenity had it would have lasted
at least another season and a half chuck was subway was huge and chucked like huge like belay like
blatant like triple eight Sean kind of product placement god but that's how it works though
because the fans say hey we will go to subway in droves if you leave our show on the air last
for another three seasons she's great and a great finale oh yeah love that
finale not as good as galactica but close galactica is the best finale ever we're gonna have
we're gonna have an argument about this on another show impact stuff um please tell me this
Brandon Jacobs thing is now done they let him cut another promo and i'm here to see mob like he
did the recap of last week and i maybe i was out of line it was like he was waiting he was just
waiting for the prompter to be scrolling to see my boy James storm who likes to drink beer and i
like to drink beer i like tacos exactly that that's what it sounded like what was it of i want to
say was Jeff Altman was talked about so is that the question you have wish to ask that you have
that was the whole promo and i'm just like pleased and of course he gets to chokeslam
bubba ray through a table in the main event because that was supposed to be Jason Pierre Paul
but that's something we all want to do he is back to bully ray he's now oh he is also now
capped zilla because that's the greatest cabs in professional wrestling true story oh my god
and sting sting puts out a tweet last week where he says i'm dumb at least he's not
kaffesaurus they only living kaffesaurus and captivity coming that's me right he's coming back
yeah that's you sting says on twitter last week just two two words i'm done so of course they're
pumping this the whole time we all know better let me send a memo to my leader sting
right there he's right there he's right there he's right above me stinger if you're trying to
intimate that you're you're trying to tease that you're gonna retire don't wear a brand new shirt
i've never seen before with your name on it on impact brother can't get new threads really
no but i mean it was a new sting t-shirt that they're selling on the store he can't go in like
to an airbrush that's what i'm saying every mall has one i'm sure in Orlando they got like 40 of them
they got one mall nothing but airbrush stores just move on a smack now i go to that mall
smack that which i got to watch on Tuesday because it was live and then reared on friday which i
did not re-record again uh let's see you know i realized i as i was watching smack down
dolph zeagler looks like a mini billy gun yes i thought that it marinate no no i thought
thought that for a while i've actually thought that for a while i just thought i'm like he looks kind
of like really good but not nearly with the talent oh and then otongo wins a second match in a row
against the seat yield Jackson just go be with Jennifer Hudson somewhere get it away from my
television set he brings nothing to the table and now we're talking about this tweeter war
between cm punk and chris brown i still i still love angle trying to get in the middle of it
obviously cm punk just looking for publicity oh nothing like what you're trying to do right now angle
if this if this is what we're going to do that's fine just don't soil wrestle mania with this is
all i'm asking yeah do not let this happen do not let chris brown be oh my god i will not watch
i'm telling you i'm telling you don't put it past Vince he'll do it he cannot no he can't he cannot
put chris brown in rest wrestle mania even if he gets body slam he's gonna have to the only way
that they can pull that off is if he suffers some kind of grievous bodily injury via the big show
the only way i'm good with it is if he gets the w md from frenchy
yeah yeah as far as i don't know if you've seen this but just out does anything about wrestling make
you happy it used to at this stage at this stage nothing i was waiting i mean i mean it's it's
to be it's been a really great recap of all the storylines and everything else and negative negative
negative no bad it's not bad it's not bad it's just upsetting me really bad right now because
they do certain things that i'm like yes and then they do this crap it's just we see flashes
of brilliance from creative and it's like we know they can do it they have done it way too many
people on in ww creative and in the higher ups have red fish offs book of controversy creates cash
because that's all they're doing is starting the pot of controversy and they don't give a crap
about creativity it's all controversy it's all shock value if there was one writer in pop culture
you could throw a suitcase full of marcellus Wallace gold at and say bring back Patrice O'Neal
yeah well that'd be a neat trick oh that's right he didn't pass away i'm sorry yeah wow
he's on a panel with Adam Baldwin in a couple of years i just where did that come from
because he used to write for smack i know but of all the things to say of all the names to invoke
wow but seriously it's somebody like that you're gonna do more for example
if Ronald D. Roar wrote for the wwe they'd have no fans left because their fan base it would be so
over their heads i mean you can't for those you don't know Ronald D. Roars the guy that wrote the
new version of battle star galactica but ah wow is ready prince juniors still running prince
prince that was almost that's genius yes prince just start writing for the wv
then we'll run a decent hour and then we can bring back the artist formerly known as prince
i will throw this microphone in your head start show it i served that up for me god that sucked
to month throw it up wow i can't believe i screwed up that Patrice O'Neal i can't eat that
like sir sir i don't think you screwed up at all i think exactly where you want me to go i think
that will be why i'm getting excised out of the air no i don't edit this show the only time i
ever edit this show was because it was no it was the first ladies wrestling round tape oh yes
because things got a little weird and i mean weirder than that
ain't pretty much stopped assault dead in our tracks we're like oh and then you had the
honest ending for for a wrestling show i've seen in many many moves as you have CM Punk take on
Daniel Bryan champion versus champion and both of the gms are sitting at ringside okay well they both
pin each other at the same time and then both of the gms are going your guy one no your guy one
no your guy one which i was kind of like i'm very confused by this i don't know so what's the end
game here here's what i think i'm glad you said that because here's where i think we're going with this
i think we're going to since this since this is an election year oh hey you're going to have
Laura Knightess versus Teddy long and it's going to happen one of two things one of two times
it's either going to happen at survivor series please don't say we're gonna have that
because that's november that's the election month or what is your June pay preview this year i
don't know it's not capable punishment okay thank god bragging rights this is what we're working
towards and when it happens you will hear smartest man alive on this ship well because you don't
really have they don't do survival series matches anymore but it's not an elimination match it was
just five on five it wasn't elimination which is straight to a win i just kind of feel like
they're both which show is better i mean we all we already know that the brand separation is
pretty much gone anyway so i'm sorry it's okay i was watching it too there's a new more
to a new version of mortal combat getting released in a car stop so complete edition comes
all of the downloadable characters all the downloadable content all the skins all the characters the
original movie and the soundtrack this Tuesday the first movie yes it's a blu-ray i just said
the original movie so i don't know i guess if you've got the ps3 version who i mean well if you
got a ps3 it would have to be a blue ray so you can get the blu-ray it for five bucks over it
target for the first play it's probably going to be a downloadable thing like you probably go to
their marketplace and download it because i assume marketplace on 360 on the PlayStation store
but that's cool that's a nice little deal i don't know what they're selling it for but that's
a nice deal you are listening to the clubhouse we are live every Saturday night eight on the east
coast five on the west coast let's do a little bit of major league baseball news this is something
that it's right i am right in devin's wheelhouse right now he is an unapologetic ranger fan but
i'm gonna say this about this young man right here not only is he an unapologetic ranger fan
he is one of the very few that is a realistic ranger fan at the same time he does not drink the
ranger kulae yeah do i well this year i don't have to because for the last three years this team is
and i i sincerely think that it's going to be the case in 2012 they are the team to be in the
american league they are stacked they've got great talent in the farm system and and you davish has
a 25 man entourage with him at all time you davish is going to take this country by storm i hope so
i really do the the kids got his head screwed on straight you can look at the the nude photo
shoots and the weird supermodel ex-wife going on and everything else kick and freaking throw he
is humble about throwing and he understands that he's going to have to earn his spot on this rotation
it's i can't wait oh he throws against the big league hitters on monday out in surprise or
i can't wait did i pick the right song for the second? yeah just figured this would be a good song
for this part of the segment that you run brawn wins his appeal of the suspension for testing
positive for performance enhancing drugs two to one first time it's ever happened where somebody's
wanted appeal uh-huh apparently there was a question about chain of custody which things have
changed since i wrote the run she's i kind of had to amend a little bit okay allegedly when the
sample was taken the guy that was supposed to bring its emphetics kinkos went there they were
closed on a saturday so he kept it with him for two days originally the statement was he put it
in his fridge which is the normal protocol and has been done multiple times of force it comes out
last night allegedly which is my favorite word on this show that it did not go into his fridge and
sat on his desk for two right now major league baseball court on court vehemently disagrees
with this decision they can vehemently disagree with it all they want to right and brawn i like the
kid got no issues with them but brother i'm gonna taste them and you've already been convicted in
the court of public opinion which is what i think is so incredibly wrong about this old thing
he he made an excellent point when he said in a case like this you are guilty until proven innocent
he said that several times during that press conference i if he's if he's truly innocent of this
he's been wronged in more ways than i think you can count well here's the deal with with brawn if
you can't get the sample in don't take it well first off the nature it makes him the oj of major league
baseball steroids because it's it's a technicality that it gets you it bounced out for you don't get
a 50 game suspension for your first offense of the substance abuse policy with major league
baseball there are behind the scenes stuff that you don't see because the union doesn't allow
it to be public you you get fine you get a sparse suspension it's you know absent without pay
whatever else 50 games is one step away from where um i don't know uh mani Ramirez has to serve
right once he comes once he decides to come back to major league baseball and once there's a team
done well he knows that that's happening he's an eight he's with oakland and they're paying him
five hundred thousand dollars sad i guess he just needed the money i guess he did he fall into
financial troubles and said well i guess i'll go ahead and serve this thing no it's just he has
he wasn't he wasn't on tv for five minutes he's he's got mani loves mani he's close to like 600
home runs in his career which is almost an automatic call of fame bid at that point so you want
to finish out his career like Sammy Sosa winds up with the rangers and hits his six hundred
home run will you get in the hall of fame probably not because of the steroids and the bad in
everything else but anyway you can say the same thing about mani exactly right getting back to
brawn it's not your guilty until proven innocent this is not your first strike brother well just
just reading some of the some of the details on this no i'm not going to say deets because that's
ridiculous thank you that's how you roll hipster yeah uh the fact that the the levels of test
oster in this sample were so amazingly high amazingly high i'm like how does something like that happen
well they're saying because it wasn't refrigerated that that was the problem like multiplied it
well so why don't they just retest it they did retest him every week for like three months and
the next test his testosterone levels were perfectly normal because he knew it was coming yep
he's a manly man he just has a manly testosterone forcing through his brain well see okay and so
so i started only two days i started connecting the dots in my head he signed his deal for what
a hundred and fifty million oh it's big money in april of last year right so and he takes his
test in october of last year so if ever remember how long it took for us to find out about former
ranger greeks whose name just lost it broth you'll probably know how long that was one of that
positive tests and when we it was almost a year well no what i'm saying is if there is this massive
conspiracy theory against Ryan Braun why would they do it after his deal was signed if they were
looking to get rid of Ryan Braun if someone's got it out for Ryan Braun like apparently Ryan Braun
thinks you know that we're just waiting for this a pruder film to come in true you know that there's
this great conspiracy they're just trying to just smudge me and make me look bad why wouldn't
they have done it before he signed a hundred and fifty million dollar contract extension maybe
it's because the commissioner major league baseball is your team's own or jackass
what is that he looks like an 80 year old parry potter it just that's young there's so much
about this it just reeks oh yeah Albert pool holes having a little bit of issue in you said
anaheim in anaheim there are say there are billboards with his picture with el ombre next to it
which he is carrying issue with because of course as we all know el ombre translates to the man
and he feels that it is that there's only one person that that should be and it should be
formal cardinal for them or cardinal great stand the man usual on the surface i agree with this
deeper though i doubt the sincerity i do too this is Albert going hey i still like people in
st. Louis i still love you but they paid me a lot of money they play an L.A.
out of who also has a really great relationship with stand music they they they're they've become
really good friends over the last five or six years i don't see anything disingenious about
i like the fact that he's saying look i don't want to be labeled the man until i prove it i
i know i signed the contract for fat cash i get it but please let me prove it on the field first
i so wish he would have stayed with st. Louis that does john because that's john's team yeah sure
what is this uh they bet he's called crush because the whole thorough crushing the ball never
so tori and his group have officially pulled out of contention to buy the dodgers and here's the
sticking point apparently frank bacourt who thinks he's carrying off cards here is not willing to
include the parking revenue in the deal for the team you need to sell this thing and exercise this
demon completely from your life he can take a couple pages from tom hicks when he had the same
flight with the rangers last year didn't win that one pally panic it just makes me want to go dude really
i just makes no sense john could you keep it down over there please
charla has been awful quiet you know what is she she's saving it for next week i guess we can go
ahead and make this announcement about next week's show next week's show is going to be something we've
never done before no pressure no pressure yeah yeah next week we're making history on the show by
the way it may be in my mind if my math is correct oh god last saturday night show was our 100th show
if you include special additions not bad and we've still got material because we still breathe
that there's that but next week's show i will not i will not be here i will be on the road with
grace descending we're going to play a play a service out of prison next saturday night and charla
and chad will be running the show next week i can't wait i think it's gonna be great i am i am
very very confident and very very secure and very very okay with this that six varies i am very
very sick about it there's gonna be a great big life size stand up john cina in the window of
the clubhouse but lace doggies in the corner oh no y'all in here i got rid of that yeah you tell me
i knew you got rid of the life size kind of a john cina yeah a little injured in the move
and certain people took great pleasure in ripping apart i was gonna say was this accidental or was
this a sunny godfather kind of the thing i'm just it was it was it was my fault did you go through a
toll booth you weren't supposed to did you wake up a john cina's head in the bed next year no he
would no he would have had to have done that oh yeah there's actually a photo of her in a wedding
dress with the john cina cutoff yeah of course that one day she's gonna have on a sign when we
go to a live event we like remember when and we're also we also was gonna be a live event where Charles
Shaw is gonna sit on one side of the row and i'm gonna sit on the other and one of us is gonna
have a time this is Marco no one's gonna say polo and we're just gonna go back and forth beautiful
and there's gonna be a time where we're all gonna be at ringside we're gonna get one long green
strip piece of paper like t-vo just to show you where you are in the show that's my other idea
so overthought so overthought that's right let's do a little bit of tv talk as we are your one-stop
shop for all things sports pop culture and pro wrestling right here in the clubhouse every saturday
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to get accepted you gotta know somebody that knows somebody that knows somebody that knows somebody
that knows frankie knuckles that knows johnny de leg breaker that'll get you into pinterest i got in
an hour after i've got some people i mean but seriously i mean like you have to know somebody that's
already there i mean literally you can't just join your her yeah that's how i got in you can't
just you can't just join you can't just join sat there and bold over to i really want to hit a
proof on this bastard and jules and jules yeah i mean you can't just join pinterest like you can
face book and so much you look at other people's like you got to get jumped in like i can't remember
did we just have a heraldoma mom we just had a heraldoma we've discovered madonna runs pinterest
out of all for those of you that she's saving up your money for the glee summer tour that will
not happen this year oh so don't get there anything else you were planning on doing stalk john
well she already does that she already has a budget item for that it's for you that's just any day
the week the nintendo letter why the colbert report returned on monday apparently there were some
health problems with his mom and that's why he's why he's gone apparently he sent some kind of an
odd like a subliminal message to his mom during the show we're glad everything's okay big fan
of steven colbert ever since his early days on the daily show i've been a fan of that guy in news
that makes me giddy like a school girl march 15th is circled on my calendar charla
because community returns putting the unity back at community as you all i love this show
six seasons in a movie that's what i want that's what i want that's what i want
i'm surprised i didn't talk about it on the soup this week there was no mention of it on the soup
this week huh i still trying to make the correlation between this song and this segment uh it was
smooth criminal with somebody covering michael jackson which they did on glee about a month ago
wow troy and obit will probably do a spook of spook criminal at some point i
am i the only person who wants to see troy and obit in the morning replace any of the morning
shows i'm in did you buy the new uh childish gambino by the way yes fabulous there was a shirt
i don't know if he's on the show on tee fury a couple of weeks ago which is troy and obit in their
tent and they're reading the comics cool cool cool kill the tent greatest greatest writing on
television right now dan harm is a damn genius and i'm ready for the show to come back yep
cbs has ordered a pilot um i'm a little i don't know what to think about this
what what else you could play for this sir you have to
martin laris returns to television i guess you could go at that as long as it's not
Saturday nightlife you can play the martin theme i don't have the martin themes are i have the
cbs orders a pilot for a show where he plays a widowed widowed father of two teenagers who
loses his job and forty six decides to go to the police academy and become a police officer
cbs is the old network right am i wrong on this i mean i know that they've got two broke girls
and that's supposed to be the new crash show cadangs is fantastic the show is bad what are the odds
and Michael win slow shows up on this show see i don't think they're going to go that i don't
think they're going to go that way with it martin Lawrence police academy you don't think
they're going to go there if they don't have him on the show by the sixth episode i'm calling it a
failure complete now i have to do it is i'd rather do it still doing gig he's i'd rather have the
comment on he's he's got something going on because he was i think he's dead he was you made
enough that wow i cannot figure out who's alive you know what i don't think he is i remember looking
him up we said i got i md i got i md right he was punky blister's dad right yes
who looked like a buster porn dexter one of the greatest moments in moving now this next slide
shows i got work coming up on the 30th anniversary police academy 1984
wow a lot of greatness happened in 1984 we have the carotid it's not 82 but it's a pretty good year
the carotid kid ghost busters purple rain yeah i'm just saying George hang George George
George gains was the guy who played like Eric he's got like european descent he's
he is though he is still with us yeah i mean i i looked him up recently because i saw him i
want to say he is 85 years old in man that's it keep on trucking yeah still getting it done
absolutely nice hasn't done a movie since 2003 when he was just married either he either he
hasn't passed away are they are just no one has known he didn't have a set of sliders he's already
greatness i love that show but i've done it i i really do think michael wins those involved it
he was on attack at the show earlier this week promoting some app that he's created my
the sound effect just like yes no we're gonna run long that's fine that's fine i want to say it's
something like temple run that you control with your voice oh i'm so buying this out i don't know
what it's called your first four celebrities haven't been announced for the new season of dancing
with the stars um can we stop calling this show that yeah because when you're when your first four
names are jack wagner sherry shepard molissa gilbert and maria manunos half of those names are are
dancing with the stars 25 years ago well because dancing with the has been just doesn't have
the same ring to it dancing with the delisters you know what they call this in the in the UK
dancing with people who used to be famous now it's it's jules in the chat room you're you're
lovely wife who is up British descent yes is in the chat room the they're they're big show that's
the that's the friendship it's called strictly come dancing
strictly come dancing that's what they call it already so i don't see that exactly i don't see
that translating all that well over here go figure but that's those are your first four names
that have been announced i think that the rest of them will be announced this coming week so
cbs going back to them again has also announced a new drama that's coming out about a
Las Vegas cowboy turned sheriff named Ralph lamb what is a Las Vegas cowboy somebody who's a cowboy
in Las Vegas like what but this is back in the day though this isn't like last week
but see oh yeah normally you'd be like a piece normally you'd be like and whatever but then
there's this the sheriff's going to be played by Dennis quay okay and the antagonist to his
protagonist is being played by Michael freaking check life and okay okay you have my attention
i mean as long as it's quay and michael chicklish are you kidding me as long as it's not dead wood
where every other word is the f well it's at cbs and it's on cbs so we're safe from that so it'll be
on before the early bird's test i'm checking this out then i'm checking this out i mean what is
is it replacing something is something they haven't said it's just it's just been greenlets for
the pilot because you know there's been an awful lot of talk like csi new york maybe gasping
its last breath this year it's been on its deathbed for but the last couple episodes have been
pretty good okay i gave up on a two years ago there's a lot of people say one of them's got to go
that's gonna be Miami if one of them goes really Miami's 90s bad Miami has a bigger following a
bigger fan base to new york as well because new yorks on friday nights and and and Miami follows the
good wife or undercover boss what are they doing csi dilute is that rollout i'm from i was born
in i love something i'm holding up for csi shipboy again oh shipboy oh don't you know the cow's blood
is here it it opens with a who song played on an accordion did anybody watch no ordinary family
with checklist joy yes i did it was terrible it was terrible but i felt bad because it was good
team behind it good actors and it just bad riding i got one work for you can i get the echo
i hold on hold on i got me yeah give me more warning how much warning can i get okay go
he was that that's a valid point it's a odd point very good plot point
let's do a little bit of NBA news at this point if i can just get myself organized here
make sure you visit our website www.theclubhousewithrobincoady.com go to our store get you some swag
we need to get new teacher i formed my teacher you okay sure did he just do that yeah i'm just
gonna make sure charles awake of one of the widest guys in america just went sure i'm stocked
in the maze actually wow just he just he just channeled a little way i'm a frog i'm a lizard i'm a
frizzard how come that guy hasn't gotten more i don't know Tony Roberts is one of the grace
comedians touring right now is somebody in the NBA still paying to come again
what remember we talked about this guy a couple of weeks ago where he ran his scene was on
offense oh yeah oh no it gets better this was not well first they show the deal where he gets
the gold tending call where he swatts the ball into the 14th row okay but everybody seem to have
missed another place that happened earlier where he drives like he's gonna dunk and then like
slides off the court first of all he should have gotten a two shot technical for elbowing a guy
in the back and then completely miss it just brick i mean i guess it's because he plays for
Washington it's kind of the norm for the wizards but i'm just like are you kidding me it's like
i can't get through a day without javelle magi trying to win ten thousand dollars on america's
funniest home video can we if we really need to call them the wizards can't we just call them the
wash and sorcerers or break this is our symbol it's again Jason can't congratulations
in him he is now second all time and steals passing Michael Jordan and there and then every this
oh my god triple jade i'm the whitish man in america and charla just did that well she's not the
whitest man america she's the whitest chicken in the room she's the only chicken in the room but
right now this is now going into the the the deal for tonight because of what we charless things on
the on the details for tonight ball tonight's description everybody follow the bouncing ball charla
let's say but then i read this this morning uh brand and actually posted this on facebook apparently
Rashid Wallace is coming out of retirement to sign with the lakers is LA getting this desperate
they need help but is Rashid Wallace the answer well he's not the question i don't know how
to say i'm just waiting for another both team play on hard i want to punch him in the eye
or in that dead young person dude cut it out just get up just walk away i never thought i'd see
the day where i would say not only is are the lakers reaching but the clippers are the better team in
LA because fortunate no i don't believe in animal cruelty i wouldn't want to hurt an ostrich
why you got to be dogging on my people because it looks like an ostrich really does i don't care
who he plays for i don't care who he plays for i don't care where he plays he looks like an ostrich
good for him i'm very very happy for mr for mr gala mimus
don't hate congratulate looks like a freaking ostrich i would care if he's a maverick
he looks like an ostrich your current standings eastern conference at lanuk division new jersey
is ten and a half games behind the toronto rathurs
but now speaking of dinosaurs i'm sorry they're they're a game behind i got i got my map
they're ten and a half games out of the first place team which is filling
toronto is uh five and a half behind boston who was a game and a half behind the new york
nickerbockers the linsanity club could you know do you do listen to the show on the linter net
apparently i don't want to turn that filly at the linter net was dead filly is twenty and fourteen
in first place in the central division the bad boy destroyed pistons are eleven and twenty four
with the nephysis on the bad milwaki three games better than them milwaki only a game behind
cleveland who is seven games behind indiana indiana five games behind the first place Chicago
bulls in the southeast division charlotte can we just can we just remove a second team from a town
and this is the michael jackson or michael jordan orange charlotte hornets i corrected my stuff
before you can get to me another day i corrected myself and you get their dead guy
i could try to try to affect that i got to try to affect that michael jackson patrison
is somewhere i've got his ticket to hell over here i don't need the bottle i don't i don't need it
ticket because i'm driving the bus i'm right shotgun and i'll tell you what they charlotte is only
three and a half games behind the washington bullets this is the only song play during this
segment sorry the atlanta hawks are in the middle of the pack they are right behind orlando or
lando now five and a half games behind your Miami heat not my your Miami your Miami heat and the
western conference specific division sacramento eleven and twenty two yeah let that sink in they are
two and a half games behind phoenix phoenix is a game behind golden state golden state is five
games behind the lakers the lakers are a game and a half back on the clippers right there and we
are officially at the midway point because it is all star weekend your northwest division you
tall two games below 500 yet still eleven games out of first place minnesota right above them denver
is a half game better than minnesota who is a half game better are after worse than portland but
portland is still nine games behind the team that will own this conference for the next five
years being the Oklahoma city thunders Oklahoma city is tied with my amy for the best record in the league
right now at twenty seven and seven serve a team of scaring they're stacked for gears well then but
then we get to the southwest division the division that's still I it's going to continue to blow my
mind as the league own nor one torrents conflict of interest right eight and twenty five they are ten
game ten and a half games behind memphis who's in fourth place as a division right now think the mba
I think that's a good investment well they blocked the quest for christ ball trade uh
memphis is one game worse than houston houston is one game worse than dallas dallas is three games
behind the san Antonio freaking spurs who are still getting it done we talked about it on this show
last week pop knows what he's doing the Jurassic team we discount every year this team is too
old they need to get younger they need to blow it up and start over sir right now they're twenty four
and ten god and on paper you still can't figure out how they're doing it this is like they should be
this is like money ball fundamentals popovich knows how to teach fundamentals to incoming players and
you know that core is gonna I mean until one of them keels over or blows out both knees simultaneously
or jeremy lindicides he doesn't want them to play in the league anymore one of those things
they're they're gonna be around for a while if you want more in-depth sports coverage please look
up kody's playbook it is our partner show he'll be on tomorrow for the day to one of five hundred
kody's got it all on lock for a he will also be joining us for wrestle mania april first
as box and ham then Richardson texas make a point to join us now even if you don't like the payperies
come hang out man we have a great time oh shit food there is amazing they have awesome pretzels
I've tried pretzels at other establishments not the same unless you're at the state fair
good case so to go long oh just not a friend of mine jerry call well old friend from way back when
is listening to the show right now jerry welcome to you we always love him we have new listeners he
suggests he's suggesting we should do a picture slide show or something i was like
i've actually thought about that i have to figure out how i can pull that off and i said we
said we'd look into it but i don't want pictures of us no i'm not doing doing a slide show
coinciding with what we're talking yeah yeah like and i got to figure out how i can do that
because i don't know if i can do that with you stream we'll talk about that yes you can
i'm gonna figure it out yeah we'll confab about that let us now get into a segment we like to call
person of interest on this show person of interest is something that we do every week where we
take a person or an entity and argue its greatness or lack thereof and since it is Oscar weekend
which is why we are joined by the great devin pike over a friend of the show all right and that's
wow i thought it would be a good idea that maybe we compare and contrast a little bit because it is
Oscar weekend Oscars beat him or are you joining me start him or not i will discuss it with the
lovely missus who is a british descend yes who is charla but we have the back of the mind i don't
know i'll have to get back to you okay have your people call my people i would like to kind of
compare and contrast the Oscars to the golden glow because the golden gloves although it doesn't
encompass television there is very heavily movie latent it is the Hollywood foreign press versus
the academy i think the golden gloves are the Oscars younger cooler cousin let's see but see
i disagree there to me the Oscars that's that's like going to prom and the golden globes is like
your senior your band-aid like the golden globes are like the slammies and the Oscars is like the WWE
yeah very much so yeah let us go to to probably the most expert in source in the room easily
is that a word expert at source and hey if they can say resiliency i can say expert it or as Michael
Strahan says with liberty epical devin i'd like your input on this sir the golden glows are a
sham it's it's a way for it's a way for Dick Clark productions to make a lot of cash throwing
an award ceremony and the way you are almost guaranteed a golden globe is if you say you're going
to show up for the ceremony geez um case point look can we take a look at 2011 with johnny depth
winning an award for i'm sorry getting nominated for the tourist and a movie that's 12 people saw
yeah and all 12 of those people had their admission paid i'm telling you right now that it's just
look the Hollywood Foreign Press Association they're they're decent bunch of folks they're
they're nice enough but it's not something you want to hang any hat on yet it has more more
clout with Oscar voters each and every year and i don't understand it it has never made any
sense to me and yeah it's it's it's basically the keger as opposed to the problem yeah it's it's
but it really does look like everybody just showed up for a banquet it just it seems it's it's
almost like the MTV movie awards versus the VMAs yes that's that's the correlation i'm
really trying to make it's like i'd like the fish uh a cab a cabernet and oh i've got an award
to accept it yeah it's very weird to me it just it seems like a trophy ceremony at the at the
end of the school year now in the Dick Clark production the Dick Clark productions connection i
didn't know yeah you didn't i didn't know that either Dick Clark now picked up the rights good
war back in the 80s i don't even think the golden gloves were aired in a full format and till
Clark picked it up and started running them on bc but that's just something that they'll
slap on a dv cover in a heartbeat oh yeah they win it of course if it comes out of you know
before the Oscars air or you know while they're while they're still you know in balloting you
know if it comes out in that little to what two month window you know where you're
consideration golden glow yeah golden glove winner doesn't know that gives us a leg up
and i think i could probably go to a local trophy store and get a nicer
it does look lame the little girl from the University of North Texas that won the
Jeff the Jeopardy uh college tournament last week you and he represent that that trophy looks
better than the golden gloves but the people's choice award looks cooler than the golden gloves
they saw the people's choice awards it happened what three weeks ago yeah really yeah i never
watched the darn thing i didn't watch the bath does because my wife is british there you go and
the bath is which the artist owned and we'll get to that later well the the bath is though
did we ever get miss picky i never she was supposed to be interviewing on the red carpet i don't
remember but i but you know what i did miss a lot of the free show like we got it over there like
about like two minutes before it came on so i probably missed her all together um but uh
that's another that's another pretty good judge of what's going to win the Oscar because
what won the bath the last year for best picture um what do you think
you speak yes yep was there ever any doubt that that was going to win me um i still held out hope
that social network was gonna win did you did has anyone in in this white you know you know
right one right huh you're right one right no no no no that's not my death i'm not dead had did
any has anybody has anybody no i knew exactly what was coming he's this is to take your head
just to whip his it's like this twin has become nothing but predictable um nothing you've
not predicted as anybody else in this room other than me seen the king speech i saw it i know
yes i haven't was it not amazing it was fantastic oh my god that was such a deserving way
i love the social network but that movie i love the social network social network was amazing
but whichever one one i wasn't going i wouldn't have a problem with the other one because the king
speaks moves you yeah it really does move you it really does move you it it touches you says the
guy that had a problem with what i said earlier and i'm telling you you've never had a better
use better creative use of profanity than you had with Colin Firth through those stretches of it
i used that before and it's bloody awesome and you know i'll i'll show up and watch anything that's
got Jeffrey rush he can read numbers out the phone book and i'll love it yeah the guys incredibly
versatile one of my favorite actors no matter what Jeffrey rush does it'll always be shining to me
well you know i never just i know all no matter what he does that's all i will everything the
only thing that i'm dying to see that he has done that i haven't seen yet is it shine huh the side
shine is his portrayal of Peter sellers on the life of death at Peter sellers that was very good
i've never seen it you wow that's the president that you still haven't seen it i didn't have
HBO when it was here it's it's HBO yeah it's HBO it's an HBO film i want to see that so
i'm gonna have to this you know i'm gonna be able to see it yeah i just want to sidetrack
it's demon which is looking at his iphone i forgot to tell charla five guys has an app now yes
i discovered the five guys didn't and i stopped there
for last you can you can pre-book your burger i mean i was better
what is overpriced new y'all is not over and they're hard to find they we don't have
watch my work i love them and i live in there's one isn't off point it's off point
so the one in addison's on belt line and in the inward yeah and then the one over my
me is a part goal i know there's one in wily and uh we're just we're just gonna talk about
we i'm just well you brought it up i think my fault but i think we all agree the golden
globes is the comedian before pink wood and the austers are horrible it's the weaker sister it's
The sister that you know means well, but not that great, but it wasn't that I mean it wasn't that it's a jam and not Martian this year
It wasn't that bad of a show the Chloe Kardashian award shows
Wow, we need awards
Did you see me? Did you ever see the clip they showed from that show on the suit this week? Yeah, this swing genius
Oh, I wonder what's going to happen and why did she have a radio show if I can't get one?
Cuz you're not
Yeah, true cuz your butt's not that big
That can be debated I'm walking away from that
Hey, if you changed your name, then your name would be Rob Kardashian
Sweet bleeding his is
Oh
Stuff a little MMA
You the darkness music my little sister is the only person that's allowed to be
He's now mr. Kardashian. He's the longer band best. He's mr. Kardashians. I blame myself. I'm sorry
My income tax bracket just triple
Save me the greater show it
Story of my life. Oh my god. I'm just glad it's not me. Many Pacquiao finally doesn't interview this week
We're apparently he talks about the Floyd Mayweather phone call that took place about a month ago
He is saying that Floyd Mayweather wanted him to take 40 million dollars, and that's it no pay-per-view revenue
And of course
Floyd agreed to the same deal right no, okay, I was gonna have all the paper. Okay. Okay, and they weren't expecting the revenue on this pay-per-view
At least triple that number of think and and many went do I look stupid?
I've never wanted to drop an f bomb in my life as bad as I want to do to
And man he said he was willing to sign off on everything else including including the blood test
I don't blame any
Part of me doesn't blame any but another part of me would just love for Pacquiao say you know what?
It ain't about the money. Oh, yeah, I just want to beat your
Behind into oblivion
Like I said do it the night before he's gonna go crazy and they can just call him. I wish Pacquiao
So you know what I'll fight your butt for 50 cents in a biscuit in a Walmart parking lot in pickip see
I just want to shut you up for the rest of your life, and you can't talk trash about anything
But then he said well, I got more money than you did yet because you freaking swindled your way into it. He was saying
Hey
That's a really good opinion. I don't know. I can't stand Floyd Mayweather. I can't stand back
And many Pacquiao's pound per pound the grace fire in the world
Tonight is UFC 144 live from Japan
Dana has said things have gone so well over there. He wants to do a show every year
Really? Oh, yeah, it's going very very well over there. Let's jump. Oh, of course. It's fighting in Japan. Of course
Rampage came in overweight and because of that he will have to forfeit 20% of the money. He makes two nights
Oh my god, I see fights Ryan Bader. That is that is the that is the punishment if you come in overweight you sacrifice 20% your money
I've never made a bet night is Frankie Edgar versus Ben Henderson
Like the aforementioned rampage versus Ryan Bader and check Congo fights tonight
There's a seven fights on the main card and two hours worth of prelims on ethics that are just about done
Because the pay-per-view is about to get underway also
UFC 146 Dan Hardy gets back into the octagon
This is the guide from Britain. That's real Maldini's got the fangs on his mouth. God is mouth guard
Okay, he will be fighting
Dude Dwayne Ludwig in Vegas
We also have news on UFC on FX their second one to be carried next Saturday is going to have 11 fights on the card
More on the main card, which is only one more than the last UFC on Fox
You're feeling three hours worth of time you need more fights. Yeah
Why are you gonna do six of them on fuel? Why can't we do six and four the other way because when I think and then one on Facebook
It's when I think MMA. I think fuel
Fuel needs viewers it's part of that whole
Promotion well fuel needs viewers. I mean, it's a good way to drive traffic to it. I think it's smart
I mean it's it's bad if you don't have fueling you're in if you're you know CFAM
It's foxes version of versus we did our NBC sports network fuel traffic driving
You know
See what I didn't mean to do there, but I get there anyway always thinking you're a clever guy. What do you even try it walko walko walko walko walko walko
Just say hey, hey
Let's want to hear you go off on tangent so do we
So there's that your lord
It's already tomorrow
It's my tangent. It's noon there. So are they gonna call us and tell us what happens on that pay-per-view so help me
Spank and I still want to see this
Oh, I don't okay. I don't I thought I did I don't that is a non-ringing endorsement for immortals by the great devil like
Oh, do I have something to talk about this first bullet point in this next story
We're gonna go ahead and do a little NHL news because that's what we do on this show and
We'll see how far we can make it through the song
You know
Make sure she's on point
Try to get through NHL as quickly as he can so it doesn't come up
The trite home win streak over at 22 games. Thank you, Jeba. Did you see buddy who beat him?
Yeah, yeah, the freaking Vancouver connox who are steam rolling everyone and rolling to this town tomorrow
That's gonna be a hell of a match
Did you see the crowd at the end of this game? I did not search in
Tears
The crowd was in tears because they're win streak we talked about on this show certain places that have that culture of winning
What do they call Detroit for hockey down which I think is crap, but
You're crying because your win streak out. I can understand it if you got bumped out of the playoffs
Your win streak got broken under I cried when the rangers lost like oh
We don't talk about that
Yes, I'm still eating about that. What else do you have to live for in Detroit nothing you live
Detroit you've got oh, you've got the piss no
You know, you've got the tech no got the line. Yeah, it's no
Well, you did for a little while you did for the one staffer staffers good. They get they get an offensive line up
I think I mean they're they're going in the right direction at least I hate the Detroit Redlands with every fiber
Because you live in this town
No, I could live anywhere that the Red Wings could win 18,000 standard cups and have a win streak as long as I
35 and the Red Wings would still suck. I wish we had that drop
Red Wings on and now it's time to play everybody's favorite game Red Wings suck. No
Who has the worst point totally in the lead which we will get to we started the Eastern Conference in the Atlantic division
The New York Islanders with 60 points in last place lowest in the league not yet my friend as they are
13 points behind the Philadelphia Flyers
Philadelphia one point behind new Jersey
New Jersey one point behind Pittsburgh Pittsburgh is seven points behind the New York Rangers who are just running away with this thing in the
North East Division Montreal, Canadians
Thank you so glad she's here 58 points two points worse than the Islanders worse than the league not yet
They are three points behind Buffalo Buffalo is four points behind the Toronto Maple Leafs
Toronto is seven points behind Odorwa Odorwa is three points behind John's beloved Boston for Wings
I got that one right too in the Southeast division
Carolina with 58 points tied with Montreal worse than the league not yet my friend
They are two points behind my Tampa Bay Lightning who are who got waxed today
Good not Pittsburgh took them up in it. It was like eight one by the time it was over Pittsburgh who's ridiculous
Tampa Bay is five points behind the Ovechkins the Ovechkins are one point behind my Florida Panthers who are two points now behind the Winterpeck Jets
Sir the Jets the Winnipeck Jets
Western Conference standings
The Edmonton Oilers in the Northwest Division with 54 points a little bit worse, but still not the worst in the league. Oh
They are
11 points behind Minnesota Minnesota's three points behind Colorado Colorado is behind a two-way tie
No Colorado was in a three-way tie for first place with Vancouver and Calgary right now
Vancouver's a house on fire
Oh, no, I'm sorry. Let me correct that Cal
I can't read this just Colorado and Calgary are tied at six eight at 66 points. Vancouver's 20 points up on them
God Vancouver is 86 points right now
They now have the best points total in the league after being destroyed with how many games left to play
Let's see. We've played they've played 62 games. So we're only 20 games left and there are already that there are 20 points up in the
Yeah, that's nuts
Lock it in the Pacific division
Anaheim 62 points still not the worst in the league. They are four points behind Los Angeles and
Yoldala stalls are only two points ahead of them. They're middle of the pack
They've got to get the ball rolling. They are three games of three points behind San Jose
Phoenix has retaken first place two points up on the San Jose sharks. Jeez now
Let's go to the central division and play everybody's favorite game the Columbus Blue Jackets worst in the league with 43 points
poor head let's now
Play everyone's favorite game. How many points are the Columbus Blue Jackets behind the Chicago Black Hawks?
Interesting
Chad. I'm sorry. I'm dancing. Oh, that's what you call that. I
Had to solve this the best I can do sitting down in a tiny corner like I've been putting time out you have every week
You're guest. I don't know what we're talking how many points are the Columbus Blue Jackets with 43 points this game every week
Columbus Blue Jackets have 43 points. How far behind the Chicago Black Hawks are they?
1 billion
Charlotte 32. Okay, 37. The answer is 30. Huh as Chicago has 73 points
Who is four points behind Nashville? Nashville is six points behind St. Louis. Yes, I forgot that it goes 30s and 1 billion
Now remember the new math the Columbus Blue Jackets have 43 points first place in the central division. Of course are the Detroit Red Wings
They have 85
They are almost double the number of points of Columbus. Did they have to they all talk take a sick day or something?
There's no mercy rule in the NHK
There should be yeah
No, we're sorry the arena is closed just lost verba the thing we are out of it
We pass one quick note about the Dallas stars
Last night four to one victory over the Minnesota wild their first thank God in heaven above their first winning back-to-back
And they're not one back-to-back when games are on consecutive nights. I've not won both those games and I saw something about their the 10th team to reach a thousand wins or something in the modern era or something
I didn't see that something about that. I asked something. It's it's a it's a hollow milestone. I'll take it. I'll take it. I'll take it. I'll take it
Piric victory. Piric victory. All right kids
Let's get into the reason you called
Like it gets you that reasonably called sorry as soon as we went on the air
That's the reason you called I know hey, we're on the air. Can I just pick it at this song?
You know lady that I went to high school with yes works in the industry in the music industry
Oh, that's what industry with that. She is having dinner tonight with her
Companies Oscar nominees
Jeez this man is on that list
John Williams
The Great Ancestry
That kid you talk about making it in this world that kid did it and
She is a beautiful young lady and I've known her for many many years and she's awesome. That's all I'm saying good on you and
Box office numbers. I love to do that to him. And we're here
We're back like we talk about every week on this show since the show is not on to
Stay nice see 90's wheels off because now he's mad
Tuesday nights is not the night of the show anymore is now in sorry nights
We don't do last weekend's box office tolls because they're old we give you to give you the box office tolls for last night
number 10
Making just over another million dollars for a 22-day total of 55.4 million dollars for Chronicle
Have you seen this sir? I have not seen it, but I'm really intrigued by the flick
It's a found footage movie about kids who get superpowers and I'm really intrigued by it because I've heard it really treats it well
$20 million dollar budget. Yeah, amazing. So it was they filmed in Africa. They were winning
Thought it was less than that. No, I thought it was because it was like you got to put marketing in there
I mean, it's a bunch of no name accuracy. I talked about this on the show and I thought we said it was 20
I know it was love. I just thought it was lower than 20
Yeah, I mean, you know, you're maybe right but I guess in this day and age that is a low budget film
By the way, co-written by Max Landis the son of John
John Landis real estate only was not over that yeah
So rightman's kids working in film and Landis's kid is what it's the next generation coming up. Yeah, I
Said yo, that's right. I know. Okay, and I am not the widest man in America. No
Uh, with the emphasis on the roots. I'm black and I'm proud
Say it loud
Where is
I can't even have two different versions of
I am dp that run on two different computers trust me nuts
So we left off where number 12 million dollar budget. I apologize. Okay. I thought it was thought it was under 20
That's considerably every 20 you can say that number nine
1.7 million dollars for its opening dates total
For the summit entertainment produced gone
This is about a girl who's oh that Amanda safe-read thing. Yeah, it looks like looks like taken in reverse exactly
Except it was she was she abducted was there a kidnapper is the sister gone
So it's like that. What was that movie that jody phosphorus on her kid got kidnapped on the plane? That was gonna say
Like plan like
Charlotte's away look she got a dog's here
She looks like a docks and all of them just
Let me find on my headset
Number eight the two point two million dollars for the Paul Rudd Jennifer Aniston vehicle known as wanderlust and Jack
Like is not in this movie. I thought he was he swore to me go jack black's in this he's got me on the trailer always not
I love this version of this thing number seven two point four million dollars for an eight day total of 31 point four million dollars
For the shall we say a lackluster film known as ghost writer spirit of engines
Your big generous
When I saw review online it said this makes
Daredevil looked like the dark night. I was like oh lackluster would would indicate that it had a tiny and it's
Snack roll up the only difference between this one and the first ghost writer is that the first ghost writer had more depth
Okay, I love Neville the Nutella. I love the crank movies. That's my oh crank is off. It is my absolute junk food
That's your guilty pleasure. It absolutely is but they completely missed the vote on the ghost writers here
So they're responsible for this. Yeah, they direct and wrote it the guys that did cranked it
This yes number six like I did a little crank of their own number six two point eight million dollars for an eight day total of
28 million dollars for this means more
Fun flick very fun and looks like it'd be a fun wall. It's but it's not 12 bucks worth of fun. No
It is worth the 12 bucks, but just barely you I mean bring your own popcorn into it
Story we told on the show about Reese a couple weeks ago the interview she did no
Where somebody asked her about Justin Bieber wanting to remake a fear because I can't stand her until this story
Because her answer was so is he gonna play my part or
As much as I can't stand that woman she gains she gained respect for me that day. Well, I mean she's not it
She's not Meg Ryan annoying yet, so just give her some time
Number four another three point two million dollars 15-day total of almost sixty seven million dollars for journey to the mysterious island
The tech pop of love Rocky's making money. Yeah number three because everybody needs a movie prenup
3.25 million dollars on Friday for a 15-day total get this
96.3 million dollars for the vow
Is this another Nick sparks flick? I mean I I stay to wait from this completely because if you've channing Tatum is in it
I'm automatically predisposed to hate it John Cena 2.0. Oh my god
It's it's it's it's man has no neck and this this computer monitor has
The ability in channing's it's fifty first dates without the laughs. Holy Mary mother of God
It's just like the marine you put it in you mute it you look at the guy candy. That's all that would be that would be you put it in you
And notice I say you drink it
To my issues
Number two one day total of five point four million dollars because this guy still has stroke
Tyler Perry's good deeds
Lionsgate
Given's making money gave a good speech at the Whitney funeral. I will give it that much the guy knows how to make money
Yes, he does and he's open up proof
Number one and this this number one kind of warms my heart a little bit
9.1 million dollars is it what I'm thinking is how much think it is
Opening yep active valor indeed sir. That is awesome
Now now Devon this is the guy to ask about this because you were talking about this last week
This is a scripted film with actual navy seals right this is like a reality film the guys who made this movie actually
Had made some recruitment videos for the navy and for the army in previous years
And they said we want to do a scripted action movie and we want to use active duty seals to do it
And got a lot of great support from the armed forces to make this flick because what is this movie other than a major budget theatrical recruitment video like top gun exactly right
Okay, no Kelly McGillis a clip thank god for that especially in this day and age not good
The I mean they're not actors. So it's obviously, but it's terrible acting
It's still got to have better acting than street fighter legend of Chenle just terrible
Okay, back me up on this better than dragon ball. He needs to see street fighter legend of Chenle because it's so bad
It's funny. It is it is on the same level as Manos the hands of thanks
Street fighter legend of Chenle is I mean one one awful street fighter film in my life isn't enough
I don't need to I'm telling you do but like street fighter was like unwatchable bad
This is one of those that's so bad. It's just you just laugh. Okay. You know what? It's a double bill with roadhouse
Yes, I think you you just saw two of the grace and you've been talking about doing like the whole
And miss taking our our side project. Yes
If if I'll do that if you'll do it in
Charlin
Definitely that's gonna be our project if you want it on this we're gonna do it
Okay, we're trying to put the logistics to go. We can talk about it off there. Yeah
Because I actually want to create a separate channel for that. I think
Us just sitting around
Kicking an awful movie in the crotch for two hours sounds like great fun
You know what I love it's a lot of fun and I've done live riffing before the problem is you can't go into a cold
You have to at least watch it a couple of times by yourself
Get your jokes together for because live riffing is a lot harder than it looks. Yeah, I'd rather be spontaneous
Okay, my favorite line of film what are you his best friend now?
And who was that because I'm like I saw I can't remember who it was but you look at the guy
I'm like, I know you can act because I've seen you act before
Oh, when Chris Klein out actually you have a problem that is an amazing
Anyway, curving it back around. I'm really glad this active all the thing is going good
And I guarantee you I guarantee you this is a bunch of guys like me that live eat breath sleep call of duty
Well, this is call of duty the move they promoted the snot out of this during the Superbowl
Yeah, they did they didn't get returned for it on this. I was gonna be shot this thing will it'll probably come away about 25
Mill for the opening weekend and and and be the box office and whenever I join the Navy I joined in 89
Going into the diver seal EOD program and I I stood side by side with guys like this. Oh, yeah
And you want to talk about people made us a hard solid stuff
I'm gonna bring the music down this a little bit on my story because this next story makes me very very sad
Yeah, I remember I did not bring this up to the paper view and I did look it came up again
Judy Dench who played M in you know best know her as M in the new James Bond played is still playing still playing
Apparently is going blind, but she will not stop working. I love her. I adore the woman
I think she's the epitome of class her and Helen Miran I see see I was just about to bring her up
And I'm glad you said that like Helen Miran. I just have like a crush on
But it's not the same kind of crush. I have on Judy Dench
just
Just there's two women. I would love to just sit there and just I just want to hear you talk
Just just regale me of stories of your, you know, I would I would not say a word. I mean like
Uh-huh
I just remember before golden. I came out and people were talking about they're gonna make a female M and then and then came out and then people were just like to bait her great
No, you I dare you she's probably one of the most solid characters in the history of that franchise
And I guess that's what she's and she is saying that she cannot recognize a face unless they're standing right
She needs somebody helping her read the script. Well, she treats it a story time and you know
It's like read me the script and it's one of her assistants and it's the woman is awesome. What is it that she's got?
My I don't know what they call it. It's a degenerative ocular disease
Yeah, it goes it goes after the optic nerve itself. Yeah, and yeah, it's just a
It you just why why her there was a couple of movies that she's got coming out along with Skyfall
And one of them is called the best exotic marigold hotel
I looked it up on Ivy because I didn't want to script the name of the movie
And it's in limited release. It did New York and LA to qualify for Oscar and it didn't you know get any play for the best exotic
Marigold hotels. Yes, it's a it's about a group of British seniors who
Invest in this hotel in India and they make the relocation. It's extremely good movie
It Bill Naisen is that tell you anything about everything exactly. He's still great. Yeah, I love the guy
He's in everything. There's one other flick and I've got again
I'm going to IMD because I don't want to script the name for it
But it was an HBO movie about a group. Oh, there it is. The last of the blonde bombshells. Is this when they make a new calendar? Yes, I've been one
That sounds like it would be a trip. It's a fantastic flip. Well in Helen Miran in that. Yes. Oh, so Helen Miran
Great and great. Oh my god. Yeah, that's gonna show up on movie night. Helen Miran and Judy dancin a movie together
I'm in oh, sorry less the blonde bombshells was not the new to calendar
No, that was the uh, that's the a big brass band. Yes, okay, that they played through world war two and they reunited for
I think they're 50th anniversary because I know about you. I mean, I've I've been
Amazed and blown away by Helen Miran since ex-caliber when she played Morgana
Olivia DeCoccus is in less than blonde bombshells
I don't know. I'm great. I want you to put those movies on the list
The I am legend film that's coming down. They're gonna start working on apparently is not a sequel
But it's a prequel which makes more sense because I heard it was a sequel. I was like
Gonna be hard to pull that off. Don't be so sure because if one of the alternate endings for I am legend. Okay
Spoiler alert if you've not seen the movie. I am
You channel about 15 seconds. If they do a sequel based on an alternate an alternate ending
Would that be a first Jurassic Park 2? No, it would not be a first. Huh?
Jurassic Park in the in the book in Malcolm dies
Jeff Goldleam's character lives
No, but that's different but that's different than they've been changing a book to a movie
I'm talking about basically a sequel on an alternate ending that wasn't released theatrical. Yeah, yeah
Yeah, we're still we're going by movie cannon not book cannon
But apparently Warner Brothers is still thinking about going forward with this thing
I don't this next bullet point. I'm in on Antonio Benderis is going to play Pablo Picasso in a docusy drama called 33 days
Yeah, and and in
Oh, listen, but it came out yesterday. Yes, it did on on DVD. I
Do want to put a little bit. I want to put the Chris Katan
I know. No, no, no, no, come on welcome to the uh, how do you say? I
Show when he had Jennifer love you and he has these two what are their names? Oh my god
Do not wake them. They're sleeping like two cute boobily things
Just one of my favorite SNL sketches ever welcome to the how do you say? I yes
Sure, and that's what it says on the screen. The how do you say? Ah, yes show nice
Thank you for reminding me of that charla
this next thing
Oh, I don't even know how to take this there's a documentary coming out called bully and it is about five different families
That have children who deal with being bullied and it's something that
I
Can't speak for everybody in the room, but I was as a child a victim of bully as there's no
There's no other way to say it
um
mpa gives it an r rating
I've seen the trailer for this thing and it looks amazing tell me you didn't tear up at least a little bit
Oh my god like where the where this it's amazing. There's just one kid who's getting beat up on the bus
And you cut to the principal's office that she says I've written on that bus those children are fine cut back to the bus
Get beat up on the bus
How they got the camera in there and in position. I mean it was positioned right underneath the seat and you can see what's going on. It's
Okay
mpa gives it an r rating. This is the Weinstein company producing this right
Weinstein company appeals the r rating because like if you rate this as an r
It's not going to reach the audience. It's intended for yeah because they want to take this on a school tour
They want to show this movie in school gymnasiums two student bodies
Is it because of language or because of violence language then bleep it
No, I think it needs to go out in the end because these kids need to understand
But these kids use that language all day long and Charlotte works in a high school
But you but you know as well as I do that we've got blinders on we have to protect the children from themselves
So we have to overstep every boundary we have to and wrap the world
Let's get to the mean potatoes of the story
Let's get let's get right to the mean potatoes in the story the mpa
Rejects the appeal says it will still go out as an r rating this movie comes out next Friday
Okay limited or wide
It's gonna get a wide release sir the Weinstein company Harvey first of all
I would never want to be on Harvey Weinstein's bad side knew I would have to have 24 hour security
He's the chug night of the movie
He says that as a result of this he wants the Weinstein company to take a leave of absence from the motion picture association of America
How so my question to the expert in the room is how can this happen and if so is this a precedent um
Number one, it's not a precedent. Okay, because there are movies that will go out without a rating
It's an nr. Yeah problem that Harvey's gonna come up against if it was anybody else other than Harvey Weinstein
There's no way in hell it works, but theater chains AMC cinema arc
Um, gotta want to say general cinema firm. I guess you is
Well, that's reason that's reading more
Yeah, Lowe's Lowe's they will not
Book and 17 movies or an nr
So your question then becomes how the hell does this movie even get seen if it's anybody also than Harvey Weinstein in the in the power
The Weinstein company behind it. There's no way it can work
But because of the subject matter of bully and because the movies probably already pre-booked in 1500 theaters
If they just release it nr and say you know what screw it
It doesn't matter what it's actually rated. I don't know that the theater will be able to turn people away from it
I think it'll drastically undercut the box office of any movie that is nr
But then at that point you go direct to video you go direct to blu-ray and DVD and you don't get the theatrical for it
Yeah, I don't in this day and age you really don't make your money at the box office anymore
For movies like this for movies like this. Yeah, it's passion of the christ being probably the main exception the documentary genre in itself
It's really hard to get it to to crack Michael Moore numbers. Yeah, this is not waiting although this very well should be waiting for Superman
Yeah, it's really I haven't
Thank you. It's any. I want to see that movie
That's what we see that but that's the movie
Charlotte working in a high school. Yeah, this is one that she and I have promised each other that we were going to see together
I really I'm really curious to hear your thoughts on it because it really polarizes people who work in education
They say it's an ad for charter schools. It's an ad for public schools and you know
There isn't a lot of middle ground. So I'm really please watch it first. Okay, let me ask you this then. Yeah, waiting for Superman versus the lottery
ah
Waiting for Superman Davis Guggenheim is an amazing documentary filmmaker. I love his stuff
Now let's pick it up on a little bit bigger more of a positive note because this next story I'm very very excited about because this guy's great announced
I think this was announced on Friday morning
Idris Elba is going to play Nelson Mandela in the film based on Mandela's autobiography called long walk to freedom
Could I be more in on this?
And if you have any doubts about Idris Elba, I have two words for you the
freaking wire man
What absolutely true sacrilege. No, I say you're absolutely dead on. What did you think he said?
I thought he said man when I said the white. Oh, man, man. The wire is greatness
That could be one of the greatest shows ever on cable television
I'll put the shield up against it, but I think that that's a match. Oh, that is oh, that is a one one a situation. Yeah
Just because the genius of the wire is they completely changed the bit and it's still work
That's all
Very excited and Idris said I now have the rest of my year planned out. This was what he put on Twitter
I am playing Nelson Mandela this summer. This is my year. I will do nothing else besides this if if Mandela had put his documentary
His documentary his biography out 10 years ago. I still think you could have gotten Morgan Freeman to do
He was great and Invictus amazing and Invictus and that's the one when I bring up at work a lot if you have not seen Invictus
Which I haven't oh do yourself a solid. How did you not want to?
No, I said I
I'm gonna change my ears. Mad Damon is weak as the rugby captain, but the rest of the flick is phenomenal
I thought but I thought he was passable it hit that accent really he was passable because he was with Morgan Freeman
Freeman makes you make yeah, Freeman elevates everybody around music you hear in the background Robin Hood Prince of thieves
Morgan Freeman
Makes you not realize how bad Damon's accent is word Robin Hood Prince of thieves just like Morgan Freeman makes you forget that Robin that's about to say
Oscar can't hold on to an accent
How does Nelson Mandela feel about that then Mandela is signed off on it
And I had right a first refusal. Yeah, and you're thinking if you're Idris, but he doesn't if he doesn't sign off
You go no, thank you. Yeah, yeah, that's kind of like Will Smith and Muhammad Ali. Yeah, he didn't want to do it until Muhammad Ali called his house
And it was I remember that story. It's just like it was yesterday
We were saying that that Jada picked up the phone and said baby Muhammad Ali's on the phone and I went what?
And he said I want you to play me even though you're not as pretty as me. I want you to play me
The said pictures of Ali and Smith
Find them if you haven't seen them yet because it's it's amazing if that movie was only better. I know
Michael man, what are you gonna do?
I give him past after past after past who's now playing heat heat. Oh, he was awesome
Are they remaking that right here? Those rumors right? Yeah, I ignore this. No, it's not that heat. It's another movie
Oh, okay, it's a burnt Reynolds movie called heat. Please tell me is this pitball on the all-star game of course it is
No, that's not that's not him. Is that LL? No, who is that? I can't tell
Somebody in the chat room tell me who this is
Pitbull, that's
It looks like a ball that little cool Jay
Too much LL
Moving too much
Not enough lip licking now
Now it's time to get into the reason the the reason that I can finally get Devon pike on this show
It took this day to get this man on this show because tomorrow night is the Oscars. I will be live tweeting at yes that robber of it again
It's the Daytona 500 of movies that's right. You can watch them back to back
We're gonna do we're gonna do our picks. We're only gonna go out because we are running very very well behind tonight
We're only gonna do the major categories. We will go around the room
I think I've got all of them. I've got all of them almost all on one page. Good boy
Let us start with actress in a supporting role
We have Baron East Beho for the artist Jessica Chastain for the help Melissa McCarthy for bridesmaids cousin of Jenny McCarthy
Janet mater from Albert knobs and Octavia Spencer for the help Chad. We will start with you
It's hard not to pretty much anything that the artist is nominated in I have out. It's gonna be a hard
Hard cell beating whatever's nominated in there, but Octavia Spencer got the calling club
So I'm going with Octavia
Charlotte I have no idea who any of those people are I'd like to see Melissa McCrady when you buy it
And they said she's barely going to make it you don't get a
No, I don't know Melissa McCrady. Oh, she's begging to make it to the ceremony. Yeah, she's been having issues with their voice. Oh wow
But you want to get shot in the dark because that's what you did in the bowl series and you won the first eight games
Too shame um, I'll pick what Chad just I'll have what he's having
I'm also gonna pick Octavia and a fine joy. She will have made their Charlotte
But let's go to the man that does the research and does the homework
If anybody had a chance to beat Octavia Spencer would be Melissa McCrady as the one
Time where Oscar this weekend will actually go with a comedy or a raunchy comedy or something that people
Outside of the art industry of scene
Because she steals that movie. She's awesome and a cast that is really really solid all the way around
I love Melissa McCrady in it
But there's no way Octavia doesn't walk away with the trophy on this
So we are all in the greens Octavia Spencer does anybody else besides me have
I know you probably do as well Rob. Why is it that everybody in the help is nominated except Emma Stone
It's one of those things where Emma was the central character
But wasn't what people focused on because she's the Leonardo to come wins the the uh
He worked for just being she's the Leonardo DiCaprio of Titanic and I was saying John is saying this is Florida
Okay, that's right. Well, of course. There is a window. He has the theme for Wrestlemania too. Yes
I was kind of surprised that um Jessica Chastain didn't split the vote for
The help more in this but I I haven't talked to anybody who doesn't
My wife has read the book and seen the movie and loved both of them. Yeah, so
I'm surprised Bryce Dallas Howard didn't get a nomination. Honestly. She's great. Yeah, also hot
Actor in a supporting role the great Kenneth Branagh for my week with Marilyn Jonah Hill money balls still think that's awesome
Nick Nolte for warrior my favorite movie last year
Christopher Plummer for beginners and Max von Cito for extremely loud and incredibly close. This was a weird category this year
Those are that's a tough one to call
Chad call it
Between Plummer and Cito
God
And I've seen a little bit combined age in this category
But I'll tell you what though. You know, it's weird. You know, it's really weird go back and and fire up the exorcist
He looks exactly now
What do you look like there
It's a weird year to do the Dorian Greyport shirt up in the
I mean, you can think Dick Smith for that. Dick Smith did some of the best old age makeup ever seen
On Max von Cito because he was my age when that movie was all your shots are plumber
I'm shot in the dark. I'm just gonna say plumber. Charlotte. I'm gonna go wills off. I'm gonna say Jonah Hill
I'd love to see that happen. I
I'm going to go different from both of you and I'm gonna go to a film that I think it's gonna get a lot more recognition than I can a lot of people think
I am taking brahna for my week with Maryland
I think that that's a movie that that right now. That's the little movie that could
She's incredible. I watch it and try to figure if that really is her back from the she is absolutely incredible
Go ahead and mark me down for her right now
Okay, you'll be wrong, but we'll do it. Okay, okay
Dems
Strong category all the way through. I wouldn't have a problem with any of these guys
Winning except for von Cito because I think incredibly loud and extremely boring was just a very very crass
overdone movie wow I
H.O. I really wanted to walk out of it a couple of times wow and I didn't walk out of Jack. I made a living as a critic
That's a tough one for him to say. Oh wow, jeez. He didn't walk out of Jack and Jill
I only didn't walk out of Jack and Jill because I was in the middle of the damned island
I was like the three-headed dog thing you don't want to look away the ones that there you can't
Wow, but yeah, it's a very overwrought movie and I didn't think they were pandering. Wow. Oh my god, where they pandering
Anytime you're tampering with that particular subject mattering if it's if it's not handled correctly
I saw beginners at Southby
phenomenal film
Loved it. I'm glad it's getting the recognition and you get that plus. It's a career award. It's plumber. Okay
Does he? But I love Jonah Hill and Moneyball too. I thought I'd like to see him win it
But the smart money. I think it's okay. Yeah, I really want to see that. Yeah, my my wife was actually now
I've been begging you to say the movie. I know I wanted to see before it. Dude. It's called time
You earlier say my wife was actually watching the bread pit inside the actor studio. Oh, yeah, so
Let's go to best director
Oh boy
Michael something for the artist. They'll get Alexander Payne for the descendants Hugo Martin Scorsese Woody Allen's Midnight in Paris and Terrence
Malik for the Tree of Life Chad you have already made your choice apparently
No, I'm just saying he'll probably give it to your director for the artist
Yeah, it's pronounced have as ambitious. Yeah, I'm not even gonna try what he said. I'm picking him
Charlotte has made her selection although this is a three this is a very close three-way race with Scorsese and Malik. Yep
What do you want?
Show at this point. I'm I'll stick with my original choice, but which is
I am actually going to go
Whatever the heck his name or just because the Oscars just like to be
Controversial. I'm taking the guy in Paris
And I don't want to but you're taking I'm taking Woody Allen. He's in rotation. Of course he will Scorsese got his one for the departed
Yeah, but it's good. Woody Allen's in rotation. That's all I'm saying
I would love Scorsese to win this award
And I think that because he won the departed a few years ago
I think that he's gonna be out of it for this. I I loved Hugo
I went on my own dime saw twice on top of the critics screening gorgeous movie and one of the few films
I say if you don't sit in 3d you're missing out really I hate 3d in theaters. I hate upconvert
I hate shot on 3d yes, I'm I'm over it. I'm so bloody over it
But Hugo was beautiful. It was a great great flick 3d is done properly. It's
magical. It really is. But for the most part, it's not yeah
On my official on my official sheet. I had Scorsese, but I'm regretting it's having issues
So I'm a lobo solo on this yep, and you and I are pretty much Allen is not the same choices here. Oh exactly
Allen isn't gonna win director, but he will get best original screenplay for midnight in Paris another great film
I just don't know how to fan of him. So anti woody Allen doesn't matter if you can I mean it's again
It's like the sports star can you forget what he's done off the field and remember what he's done on it?
Nothing to do with that. It has nothing to do with this is not a woody Allen nebush new york film
It's a very sweet light
I like to be in Paris. You know why I'm anti woody Allen. You know why I'm anti woody Allen. It's not soon you mean no, okay
Look at your shirt. Oh, yeah, he beat that movie. Oh, it wasn't his fault. Yes, it is. He made me
And he haul is a great film sir. I really like to purple rose a Cairo too. Yeah, that's what's yelling
I started my woody Allen bias when I was seven. Okay, and he was never for gas. That was 1934. Yeah
Accidentally you serve it up. I'm in knockout the park actress in a leading role chat has already made his selection
Glenn close for Albert knobs viola Davis for the help runie marna the girl with the dragon tattoo
Merrill street for the iron lady Michelle Williams my week with Maryland charla
I'm gonna do girl with a dragon tattoo
Devon
It's gonna be viola Davis for the help because she's done a lot of amazing work
And it's more of a career award this year for viola and honestly
I think she deserves it. I loved the help. I thought it was a very fun very touching flick all the same time
Was it said was it able to strike that balance between touching and funny?
Extramed a lot of those can't do it. It really did and for Tay Taylor who you know
He's never directed a movie on this level
He really did a fantastic job with it. I dug the hell out of it now that said everybody who's um
Says it's either viola or a Merrill street. I thought Merrill was horrible
That's what I've been hearing an awful lot of I and maybe it was just because I had just come off of seeing J Edgar with Leonardo Caprio
And both of those roles are caricatures with makeup
Really good makeup, but just has to act so far over the top. Yeah, I passed it and
They're having a project just like we so cold. J Edgar was a better flick because um army hammer
Just almost steals every scene that he's in but good guy the iron lady just bored me to tears
It just seems like we want to give Merrill an award just on merit and what happened to J Edgar in this list?
They figured out that it wasn't a good movie. It's movies far too fast
No, it was the problem with J Edgar they
All of Clint Eastwood movies have a very short production cycle
You got one take maybe two and let's move on with it
You can't do that with a film like J Edgar. I don't want to take more but you look at flags of evil jima
You know of like the fathers and letters from you or jima and that worked
You know that because the source material overpowers the rest of it right in this case the screenplay didn't let that happen
No two days ago was the anniversary of that picture from you. Yes. Yeah
Now what do I pick who cares? I was I was I was debating between two
Devon's diet tribe solidified my choice
I'm taking one close really we all over look alivert knobs and she did a really great job in that
And she looks just like very very understated just I'm sorry
It was one of those it wasn't one of these
It's gone close
As I do my my rock rock rock voice
It was she was very understated it was for her
It was like if somebody if somebody didn't tell you that was gone close
You think it was somebody just kind of looked like her in in drag and heartbreaking too
Yeah, I mean it just she conveyed it from what I've said I haven't seen the whole film
I've seen pieces bits and pieces of it from what I've seen that's good enough for me solid movie
Actor in a leading role Damien Bashir for a better life
George Clooney for the descendants John Dujardine for the artist
Gary Oldman tinkertailer soldier spy bread pit money ball Chad
This just gets more and more difficult as it goes on I planned it that way
I did all the nominations myself
John Dijardina says is just the darling of this year great speech at the Gold Globes
I don't I still don't think Brad's ready. I don't think Brad's ready to take home. It's a statuette
um
Read him again
Damien Bashir for a better life George Clooney for the descendants of the John Dijardine for the artist Gary Oldman tinkertailer soldier
Those three those three right there those three right there between you only get one. I know genius
Why thank you Clooney Dijardine
Your selection bro just is terrible
Dijardine Dijardine for Chad charla and taking tinkert because I like the word tinkert
That's what was sad is her selection process tends to be pretty rocks. I know and I'm such a fan of Oldman
I just I haven't seen enough of it
I thought it was Pacino the first time I saw him picture of him sir
I
While I keep thinking that artist is gonna streak everything when you look at him side by side because I actually saw both movies this last week again
Just to give us a refresher
Clooney is amazing. He's not movie star Clooney in this flick and the descendants is I love the descendants
Easily my favorite film of the year that is nominated out of this bunch
In a second, I'll go over how the academy actually effed up every single thing about this year's nomination
But
John Dijardine is great in the artist not as good as Clooney. Yeah, I'm actually going to agree with you
I'm going Clooney as well. I said I've said now on the three three weeks in a row on this show
Clooney needs to do
Independent art house films for the rest of ever as long as he doesn't do the men who stare at goats again
I'm fine with that. I never have finished that. I've got
Most okay now the big trophy best picture. Oh God the artist the descendants extremely loud and incredibly close too much the help Hugo
Midnight in Paris money ball the tree of life says nominees to be determined
Under the tree of life that's because there's a
Dispute over the script and warhorse Chad. I think you know where I'm going with this. I'm gonna let you say it the artist all right charlie Hugo
Wow
Sir give me the artist
Hollywood loves movies about Hollywood
I'm gonna go with a little movie that could in this category and I'm gonna go with the descendants
I think
Just from what I've seen of this movie this movie actually intrigues me more than any of the other ones on this list outside of the help
Maybe but I just think that
There's nothing that I've read about this film or heard about this film that people haven't said if you don't watch this movie
You're unamerican you're communist
I just I have to go to descendants. It's not a feel good comedy
Because the first Matthew Lillard in it well
Matthew Lillard that arc is fantastic and I have itself and I never thought I would like a role with him and when somebody told me and he was in I was like
Now chaggies in this yeah, I'm telling you the other guy isn't he yes
This is definitely on the list. We have to see this film. Oh, yeah
I want that to win the best picture trophy since the two movies that should have been nominated all over this thing
Drive and shame are nowhere to be seen in any of the big cat is true good guy and this guy and I have had had multiple conversations
About drive it drive alone
I have had so many people tell me this movie was 20,000 times better than it had to be
Very poorly marketed in my opinion. I think it was marketing these gossip well
No, because it was marketed to the crowd of it looked like it was going to be a fast and the furious type thing with the lawsuits from the woman
Who sued the theater and the production company because it wasn't like fast and furious to her?
Two middle fingers
She sued the theater and the production. She thought it was going to be like that. I'm like so did I that's why I stayed away from it
Can I sue you because I thought you had a brain? Yeah, oh god no and for no other reason than Albert Brooks
Who I think supporting act I think he's amazing in drive yes as a gangster is it out on DVD or gangster? Yes, it is out on DVD blu-ray and instant right now
That may be tonight. I you should I'll have to check with the lovely and talented Mrs. Irvin on that
All right, so we are picks are in tomorrow night 7 30. It's on you'll be here
I will see Charles gonna try to be here. Don't make me watch this by myself
I'll be watching in a bunker and I'm disclose location
Because when they announce the movies and drive is not it and shame is an on it and Michael fastbenders fast boner is not on it
I'll be very very mad
I saw somebody twitter the other day that tweeted the other day. Yes, that that had to open CGI
Oh movie new releases coming out this coming Friday Danny DeVito in the Lorax
I don't know how I feel about this perfect casting if you ask me fun flick
I'll say what I am interested in is project X it's nice if it doesn't have Matthew Broderick and monkeys in it
I don't want to see it
It's about a bunch of kids getting loaded and getting stoned and getting laid. How do you not want to see it? It's your child
It's all over again. It's like Blair Witch meets house party almost
Why'd you look at me funny when I mentioned monkeys and Broderick? I didn't think you liked that film
I've never heard you mentioned project X before it's never come up in conversation though
As long as we've known each other and that and something
That's not much you know how much I love monkeys that movie brought me to tears
And then Tim and Eric's billion dollar movie release is just coming week
Which I know I think is false advertising if you well know in the context of it it is if you are a fan of Tim and Eric
Awesome show you will love it if you have never seen an episode of it
You'll be scratching how you going. Why is this movie? I've never seen it DVD and blu-ray new releases this Tuesday
Charlotte get ready Hugo
Comes out this Tuesday also a new justice league animated film called doom which I completely in on doom as in
Stay as in Legion of yes
The cover the cover is half of Batman's face and he's holding up a battering and in the reflection of the battering is the rest of the justice league
I'm in yeah, Johnny English reborn and for your wife who is a British descend
No, just like just like all British people don't love Benny Hill not all British people but she likes mr
She loves this next one as do I top gear season 17 greatest show on television
Love it. Yes, and it gets better and better every and the WWE royal rumble if you miss it
It will be available if you want to purchase it
I will not judge you and do yourself a solid for those of you that are watching the
American eyes version of top gear on a history channel yourself watch the real top gear see how it's done
Out on DVD this Tuesday
I had to put this on the list as I was going through the greatness of the digital bits who supplies me with my you know
What you need to play because we probably I'll just get
Well fixed. Well, yeah, we're gonna skip on campus because the only thing you need to know is kickoffs are moving from the 30 to the 35
Go ahead. Hold on. I gotta cue it up. I can't believe this. Are you serious? I can't believe this is coming
The
Animated series of Pac-Man season one hits DVD this Tuesday
Do you remember this charla? No, he talked like a he had arms and legs. He sounded like Ralph Kramden
What kind of a hat like a top hat? Like a like a fedora. It was like a Brent people's hat
Fedora
He was a business. He's like a wise guy. You know, I was like what
Did you have the full
Buckner Garcia album? I almost bought it two days ago. Are you serious? You can get I had you can download it
You can tell Amazon's got it on their store. Do not download that version. Really? It's a remake. Oh, is it?
It's like a remake remaster. It's like he did they did this like right before he died
So get me if you've got the whole album get it to me sure
I thought I thought that's how you were playing this. No, I allegedly got this years and years ago from somewhere else
Allegedly, okay
Oh lord going into video game corner. I could not be happier about this story
And let me give you the background before we get this
Years and years and years ago. I had a roommate
By the name of Rick Fetrell friend of the show
We went to a video game auction here in Mesquite and he purchased
The cabinet version of wwf WrestleFest
As well as it as a pinball game too and we played the crap out of both of these that game then wound up at good friend of the show
Ken Harrison's house which is still in his garage to this day
Fred no longer my friends
Because now wwf WrestleFest is available for your iOS or Android device or actually ww
E on WrestleFest
Well, you've played wwf
And apparently now with this version
It's the same game, but you can use the modern roster of it classic roster and up then erotic
So you get to do you can see John Cena do the the very slow animated
In
pixelated glory like his t-shirt. I mean, I can't wait to play this. I can't I can't download it on mine
You got to have like iOS 5 or higher and I do and you do and I don't
Also you can get it for free Nintendo has said that
This by this holiday season though we you will be available
So be prepared for that
Been playing the fool out of the Mass Effect 3 demo
This thing is going to be I you've played the Mass Effect series out. Yeah
But have you played the online multiplayer? No, no, I have give it a shot. What do you have? PS3 or 360 three
Beat me. Okay. Go home and download that. Okay. It's it's like four-player squad-based multiplayer
Just taking away after wave after wave of nice enemies. It's great fabulous wave
Street lights on
You know one of my employees is named shotgun
Awesome
Does she tell you something good? She doesn't that's what does she feel you just read something on IGN
You know the animated show that was on after
Beavis and but had good vibes. Yeah, bye. I can deus
I never watched it either did I do you watch there's your problem? Did you watch any of the new Beavis and but no genius? I know so great
Well, you're you have snooking to wake fun of we've got the dunk contest going on
Don't look at that. Don't look at it. Why is jumping over the side of a motorcycle?
Blake Griffin cleared a key oh last year
Holy clear the hoodie key. Yeah, he buddy plays for Minnesota
So there's that and they are saying Beavis and but its future is uncertain
Well, that's more my judge than it is MTV probably they they will air anything that he gives them
It's just he he can animate squirrels making a cage
As that lets a paraphrase judge let her sense honey badger
And when oh, I'm so glad you said that
Who are we which picture were we talking about they're a colland yes, but he was on libertard. He had a honey badger shirt on
Love that man. Did you see that they actually showed the guy that does that yes like TMZ found him
They didn't have to find him. He's easy to find good god Cirque de Sorroy had him on six months ago
Love you boys the off the office
Which I'm not caught up on the list swings back to me this weekend
Because I was hoping I could have gotten a hold of them. I thought I'm swinging him
I was going to but Devon and I couldn't go right in our schedule talking
I was gonna have you do the list me the first time somebody that's not me him or Chad did a list
Because I was gonna have you do give me a top 10 Oscar snubs. I wasn't sure if you want to go this year all time
Okay, I can actually do this off the top of my head. Okay, well, we'll put violin stop then
First time ever we've actually mentioned to a clubhouse proper is going to do a list
This week's history and next week's history and last week was history for show 100
So are you going are you going this year all time? I'm gonna go all time good and we've actually mentioned a few of these already you mentioned
Star Wars for any haul
I these are not gonna be in ranked order until I get to the top okay
I've got one if this if it's not mentioned. I've got one for honorable mention. Let's see
Good gosh. I'm gonna try to actually do this off the top of my head last emperor 19
I will agree with that 87 87
But beats out
And see I I came all come and correct and I came and remember my stock my stock now
Maybe you should do your own list. Okay, I can do my post on clubhouse. I'm sorry
We go back something else think about this week. Thanks. I've now been back in the workforce for about three months
and
Something that I think we need to address
Is my top 10 tips for office etiquette
Something that people need to understand
About being in a corporate environment or in an office environment number 10
I do not want to smell your perfumer or cologne from a block out
This is some people are allergic to said things
Just do yourself a solid. It's supposed to be subtle for a reason. I'm just saying number nine
Start and end your cell phone conversation before you get in the elevator
I
Don't care what's going on at the house
I don't need your conversation
Infiltrating Rob Texas population one
It annoys me. I had I had to listen to an eight floor conversation a couple of weeks ago
And I was like no you need to stop I actually ran into somebody the elevator who was talking on one phone and texting on another at the same time
Good lord. I'm like really dude
They're that important. No, actually she really wasn't a drug dealer
Oh
Greatness. Yeah, the principal's office for you number eight
If you have a subwoofer in your car god bless you
You got to spot me two blocks. I am on the third floor of my office building
I do not need my windows bowing in like they're about to shatter like somebody's dropped an EMP on the top of my building
Do yourself a solid just nobody cares just wait wait a couple blocks
Enjoy that tonight is when you get 10 years older. Yeah, exactly
Number seven
Leave your outside problems outside. Leave your inside problems inside
I
Don't need to hear you telling everybody with an earshot
About your adventure at the club last night
Or lack thereof
Okay, I also would like me and I think he was gay. Yeah, it's just don't care. I don't it's don't when I got homeless
I was all over myself like a cheap suit
Family
That's why I stopped there
Thank you. Thank you Richard jenny god rest this all and I know he's gone
Number six
Number six two words
personal hygiene
Learn it live it
Love it. Well, doesn't that negate your one about too much perfume
No, because it's it's okay to take a shower
I just went a little heavy on the pine saw freshener there. How can I I don't I don't need I don't need to think go
Did somebody kill a skunk on the way in or a bit of salt?
I had a sign slapped Friday night with four
Very nerdy physicists. You had four of a bill four of a bill
And I was the only girl so always nice to reenact big bang
No, you need help over there
Number five you want to dress for the club then go work at the club
Professionalism kids look into it
Are we talking micro minis or we talking uh shiny suits? Yes, okay
It's both genders visible tramp stamps that kind of stuff
Only Bruno Mars can work old lume. That's all I'm saying and all this
That's why and that's why I hear well that James Brown used to James Brown money
Number four volume levels at a minimum nobody needs to know your business. It's that simple
It's not that I don't like noise. I just I don't need your I don't need your story
I don't want your noise. I don't need your story from DNA until this afternoon. That's all I'm saying
So when I was six exactly. It's like chunking in coonies
Number three the parking lot is not the day tone of 500
I've actually had people that have worked for me in the last three months who have had their cars hit in the parking lot because people are stupid
Plus, you know save your tires. Don't squeal them. I'm predicting a theme and I want to see if the last two actually fill that theme out
Number two headphones are a beautiful beautiful thing noise. Yes
Well, plus the fact if not everybody listens to what you listen to
You know for me when I'm at the office
I've got my my phone or my iPod because some guys I do like to download around the horn in pti
So I don't have to watch them when I get home at one in the morning
One ear phone
That's all you need you have the other one available to hear what's going on around you
I can make sure that nobody's killing each other out of the floor. It's good. Your number one is very simple
And this is this is a fairly recent epidemic from what I know
Um
Do your business in the bathroom on your floor? I have actually seen it and this
I
I wish I wish I was making this up. I just I'm not
um
Some it happened
I'm trying to say this so that it doesn't
Uh, I know that's the difference. There's no easy way to say this
But drop in bombs. Yeah, long as it didn't upper deck. Do this on your floor not somebody else's
And courtesy flush
Other people are gonna come in. I'm just saying
It just it ukes me out
When I walk in
I buy open the bathroom door and and pushed back out of it
It's like it's like somebody opened the arc
You know girls are the worst
I've noticed that recently where girls have come to me to say our bathroom is atrocious
Yes
Because girls are nasty nasty creatures
I'm dead serious girls are the worst and they what they do is they try to cover it up with like bath and body works
And it's like it's just
I mean what was it my virus said now it takes like sounds like somebody took a poop and a pine forest
I can't go into bath and body works and like it just smells like poo in here
You get the impression that Rob is just looking forward to the day where he can sit on the front porch and a rocking chair with a very old
Grave you can't get off my long with a very old gray hunter in his lap with a stick in his hand
It's gonna be grand terino all over again. I'm just looking to kill with my finger my gun to the thing
Just as he pulled the trigger as they go by and his thumb gets stuck
I remember in time and we didn't have flying cars
Oh god, I want my flying cars so freaking bad, but I can't imagine this
I just want my hoverboard
You oh did you see this this week? I can't believe you did not include the story in here
Mattel for the 25th anniversary
It's not even 25th anniversary for all on the anniversary of back to the future too
Is coming out with a hoverboard
That glides over services full hover capability not enabled in this release
But I swear to god it's at the toy expo in New York you can find photos of the packaging. It's there
So we had the Nike's last year yeah
Yeah
I'm telling you
We're this close to my flight car
I want a portal gun
I just want to fly I've got a robot I've got an R2D2 by that call
Yeah, but it's it's not autonomous
All I want to do is right all I want to do is race Danny
What do we do it in the slam dunk contest now we're going fluorescent black light
Where's the Elvis putt? How can he see the rim? Where's the cut? The rim is not fluorescent. They'll do the timeout light up
Is that I think that's I think that's the point that's the show
Is that charla thank you for being chicken studio is your each and every month or the rest of the facsimile there of
Devin we appreciate you being here with us glad to be in the club
Right to every one of you we appreciate listing remember follow the show on Twitter clubhouse show
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Make sure you listen to Cody's playbook tomorrow. He'll be broadcasting live giving you day tone of 500 updates and everything in between
He will be joining us for WrestleMania on April 1st at Fox and Hound
So until next Saturday night at eight o'clock on the east coast five o'clock on the west coast
We're going to leave you with a little bit of old school tonight because that's how I'm feeling
Make sure you join charla n Chad next week as we make history again
And we will not have a directors cut edition length show like we did this week. I told you we were running late
This is like the brave heart of podcast
Let's get you fight a bolt out to me outers
Until next Saturday night at only east coast five o'clock on the west coast for chad for charla for devin
I am rob clubhouses closed and halfway
And britney Palmer
Is half a man with my sense of pride
But if I have to keep you, I don't mind we've been if you'll keep by my side
Baby, why don't you speak on it?
Don't you know
Ain't you proud to be a baby?
Please don't be a girl
If I have to speak on a doorstep all night and day
Just to keep you from walking away
Let don't raise left even this I can stand
Because I want to keep you
Anyway, I can't hate you around the face
We've got a great old man
Ain't you proud to be a baby?
Please don't leave me girl
Now I've got a love so deep
In the pit of my heart
And he's been going more and more
I'm not ashamed to come
And plead to your baby
If he didn't keep you from walking off the door
And he'd be proud to be a baby
Just to keep you from walking off the door
Ain't you proud to be a baby?
Please don't leave me girl
If I have to speak on a doorstep all night
The preceding was a sooner or gator production
I gotta go! I gotta go!
Why? Because I have to