The Clubhouse – Episode 23

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Hey y'all, I'm bringing heat.
It is Saturday night, it is 8 o'clock on the East Coast, it is 5 o'clock on the West Coast,
it is the 17th of December in the year of our Lord 2011, it is season 2, episode 23, which
means it is time for the clubhouse live right here on U-Stream, or all over the planet on your
portable device. We welcome each of one of every one of you, no matter which way you're
listening, we welcome you. We like you. We're mom's always we have to. Big show today on
many many levels. I am Rob. I welcome you personally. The voice you are about to hear is the
guy that you hear each and every Saturday night. He is Chad. Thank you sir. Now let's go to the
first reason tonight is a big show, okay? If you do math and I don't do it well but I do it
what I have to. Tonight is the 75th straight episode without missing a week. That is
greatness sir. 75 straight shows, unfortunately the streak ends tonight because we will be off
next week. But we made it to 75 and that was my goal and we have a good reason for not having a
show. Well it's pretty easy even. I'm gonna be out of town. Yeah you'll be on the road. And if I
sell my in-laws, hey I need to bring all this equipment into your house and set it up for a two-hour
show. That's going to go over like a farting church. Now reason number two. That is a big show
tonight. Joining us again apparently he is a glutton for punishment. He was here with us the
Tuesday before Thanksgiving. He now joins us the week before Christmas. He is John. Not to be
confused with the fun like commercial. He is Wayne. Hello everyone. Is anybody else remember that
commercial? He is one. When they had the the Bud Light had the little guys that played a table hockey
and they met Wayne Gratsky and the French Canadian one. Oh okay okay. Do you get to know this?
Yes he is Wayne. I remember that. Oh so it's one of my kids. There's a guy guitar star.
Oh that's the guy. Yes I am. The yes I am guy. I am coached by Chris Jews. Mr. Gallo Weekends.
There's a guy guitar star that always takes care of me. He is a Wayne. He is a Wayne. He is a Wayne.
He is Wayne. Nobody gets it. Well thank you all for having me. I appreciate you. We appreciate you being on sir.
Also joining us tonight and I am excited about that. I'm kind of digging this rotating guest star
thing that we're doing. It's like we're the love boat all of a sudden. Joining us now for the very
first time ever on air anywhere if I'm not mistaken. Is this is this a first? I would I would
assume so. She is a legal adult. Oh god please. Which physically frightens me.
You. She is Chad's daughter. She is my goddaughter. Her name is Megan. Say hello to American in the world.
Don't get shy now. She's like she's all right. I was about to do it. As soon as you get
on air. She's like hi. Hey. Let's go to corrections. I'm sorry. I am. This is under protest.
No. This is not in a protest. If you don't get it right on the show purposely,
then it's okay. I got it wrong purposely. But you didn't say what it was. Oh please dude.
When we were talking about the film carnage last week and what did we talk about immediately
after that? No documentary about Korman. It's called set up sir. Okay. Have your petty victory.
The Roger Korman film was not carnage. It was Karnasaurus. That's why I was referencing it.
It could have been. Yeah. It was in the segue. Yes. What's it? The proper segue? No.
Maybe not. If you had said, if you had said, that reminds me of the
Roger Korman film Karnasaurus. Speaking of Roger Korman. Boom. This would not be an only one.
And how many times have you made those kind of silly goofy references? I'm like,
but what I do is that so what I do that you correct me and then I go, oh yeah. That's the
bit. That's why that doesn't work. That's the bit. That's the bit I was going for. You were the
one slow in the update here, not me. Anyway, I was waiting for you to correct yourself because I
knew there was no correction to be made moving on. This thing. Other than that, we were clean.
We are going to start with a little movie talk speaking of movies. Well, it's been a slow weekend
news. How I got a six page one sheet out of this episode, I will never know. I think it's
everything's a one and a half line spacing. Yeah.
Red today, if you are a fan of Marvel comics, as many of us are. And I would. Marvel comics is
doing a four issue mini series for Toy Story. That will take place between Toy Story and Toy Story
two. They're calling it Toy Story of the Clone Wars. They're calling it Toy Story 1.5. I don't know.
Would that be between two and three though? It was the Clone Wars. Again. Oh,
did I just trump your old man on a Star Wars reference? You know what? I give up.
I'm trying to love up hate. Mark the date. It's in my brain.
But it will focus on the arrival of Andy's puppy Buster. Do I? Did I miss this character? Buster?
Buster the the doxan. Yeah, the doxan. The one that was holding gray and green. Yeah.
The one or dog. Buster self. Yeah.
I was just like I missed something here, but there we go. We're good.
Feelings on this. Well, I take a sip of my refreshing beverage. As a comic book series,
I don't know. I don't know if we really need a comic book series. I'd much rather see them do
continue to put to put shorts in front of other things. Do you remember when we talked about the
Clone Wars? And I was saying why didn't we do this series like we did the original animated shorts
instead of making it CGI just keep that same animation so because it doesn't translate? Yeah.
This is the exact opposite. Yeah. We're taking a step back as I step forward. This is I don't
think this is going to translate well from CGI to to Andrew. I've seen Toy Story comics before
and it just looks like the same. But no, I'm saying it just looks like promotional art for
for stuff that they're selling in store. Right. It doesn't you're right. It does not translate.
And I can't imagine that this is going to look any different or better. Marvel, you're already
winning. Now granted, you are owned by Disney. We get that. DC right now was drowning. This 52 thing
I think was a failed bit. Awful. Awful. And not the 52 mini series that was awesome.
Did you ever read that? Some of it. I know you've got it collected. Yeah. You have the other
headline we have this week to talk about in movie talk. It's about the great. Anybody
going to debate me when I say great William Shatter? Not at all. No, I don't think I can. Actually,
you're legally bound not to. Given the given the other person in your household sir.
William Shatter will be opening a one-man show in February on Broadway. Yes,
that Broadway not in Garland, Texas in New York City. It will be called Shatter's World. We just
live in it. It will only be on Broadway for two to three weeks. And then he's going on a 15-week
national tour with this thing, which poses the following question. Would you go see it if it came
to this fair bird? And there's a reason I picked this next song that's going to coincide with
this story. I would see this before. I would see that Charlie Sheen debacle by nature to the
imagine. I actually knew people that went to that. This sounds like it would be entertaining to me.
Oh, yeah. This I would say. Now you get the music. Yeah, I get it now. Yeah. He sings this song.
Oh, if he does anything at all. Were you watching the night he hosted RAW?
And he did a whole bit where he was doing the wrestler's themes. So I, a sexy boy,
I'm not too boy tall. And then he went into it's my time. My time is now. It would so so genius.
So genius. This is guaranteed to you. It's on YouTube. Look it up. This was all you wanted to
address on movie news. I'm always open to suggestions, sir. With the the prologue. I know we didn't,
we won't get a chance to see it. Here's my thing with that. And what Shatter's referencing is
if you got to see Ghost Protocol and iMacs in certain cities, you got to see the first six minutes
of the Dark Knight Rises. Dallas is not one of the cities on that was selected for this.
This is why I don't want to talk about this because I would want to talk about it if I'd seen it.
Because what every, every report I've seen on this thing has said is until you see this thing,
no words can do it justice. But what's the other thing that they're saying?
Besides the fact of the base thing that nobody can understand a word Tom Hardy is saying.
But I don't think you're supposed to right now. Well apparently kind of okay with that.
That like IMDB had just posted a few hours ago that they finally have revealed his dialogue
of what exactly he's saying. Oh really? Yeah. So it took somebody to actually sit down and
break it down phonetically apparently. All I know is the new one sheet's greatness. Also they're
also reporting that the girl that kicked the hornet's nest and what's the other?
What's the last one? The girl who's the hornet's the last one is the second one is the girl who
played with fire. Okay, that they're apparently going to film those back-to-back.
Oh I knew that the girl who played with fire was already on the books for next Christmas.
They had not scheduled hornet's nest. So if hornets nest is scheduled on very half,
they're going to film them both back-to-back now. I can't wait till next weekend.
Oh my god. I cannot wait for this movie because we have no idea. It's going to be such a damper.
No but it's such a great book. Did you did your lovely wife finish the book yet? She's about a third
of the way through it. She's digging it. Oh she's only a third of the way? Oh she's
the best part of it. Oh no. She savers a book like a fine wine. Where I go,
I feel like a bad shit to this when we start talking about movie new releases but I'm telling you
I'm going to find a way to watch this movie. If I have to leave work and go see this movie
and then go home and go to bed on Wednesday night, I will do it because I work second shift.
So I leave it 11 30 I could be in the theater by midnight. I wouldn't mind. And I've been lost cleanist
There's one right at the road. I wouldn't mind seeing it with you because I'll be totally lost you and her
They're gonna be like wasn't gonna be up to speed see I don't think she should see it so she finishes reading the book
I wouldn't mind going into it, so she needs to she needs to start reading quickly
Speaking up new release is this week this coming week. Oh, I need to pull a box on this bunch. Oh, don't I?
Because apparently these movies that were that we're releasing this week have not exactly been doing all that way
Speaking of which something you asked me last week while we're getting into that you asked me if I'd seen the MIB free trailer I
Watched it today
What do you think in yeah?
Josh Bolin you are a genius does he have tovily joseph and I first I didn't know it was him and I looked at it and I'm like
That's Josh Bolin. I thought you knew he was in it. I knew but I didn't know he was playing
Oh, you did 40 years ago. Oh, yeah, yeah, I read that like months ago. That is awesome. It's great
I worked on trying to sound like I mean and he does I mean at the end of the trailer
You're just like holy crap. You would just hit me weren't they in no country for old men together?
They just weren't any scenes together. I think you know, I never I still happen to see no, I've seen no country for all
Yeah, they were never in a scene together, but they were in the movie together
Something tells me we're gonna have the same situation here. Well, unless it's a J. J. A. from Star Trek
Situations they violate the time paradox, but it looks real real sometimes got to take the bad taste out of our mouth, too
Because too was I didn't think too was that bad, but it wasn't great. It wasn't that great
It wasn't that I think this is gonna make up for at least on the surface. It looks like it's going to of course
My browser is installing an update. We'll start in a few minutes
So let's go ahead and do a new releases coming out this coming week before we get to box office totals
The adventures of tin tin
82% on rotten tomatoes right now. This is the animated feature from us from a series many many many many moons ago
Directed by Steven Spielberg his first boring into directing animation if I'm not correct
If I am you're not correct. I believe you're right. And then if you don't have one Peter Jackson. Yeah, yeah, he didn't direct
Animaniacs and stuff. Yeah, but he was he produced it also this week
I don't know how to feel about this, but there's another movie. He's got coming out next week, too. Remember that right. Warworth. Yeah
We bought a zoo
58% of rotten tomatoes. Let me tell you why I don't know what to think of this movie
Direct because of who directed it. This is a Cameron Crow film
And I'm a big big big Cameron Crow film, but his
Directed
Say anything almost famous Jerry McWire
And he's ringing a bell. You know Jerry McWire show me the money
Tom Cruise and she say anything was John Q sack. We're told the radio boats head
And almost famous is the the rock road the rock star movie and he and he wrote fast times a rich mind. Yes, he did
But he also directed
Vanilla Sky and the very underwhelming Elizabeth town. I like the Elizabeth town
But compared to what you're used to getting from Cameron Crow
Again, you know, not his best, but
Not the worst film you've ever seen, but nowhere near his best. I don't know that I'm ever gonna get a prize run
So did you pull up box office mojo for me to I'm just I'm worried that the guy has gone into a serious creative slump
Especially after his marriage. Well, yeah, yeah, his he's this is I think this is his first project post-abortion since it's got the Pearl Jam thing
He broke down for years. Yeah, but that's it. You know, that's a document. That's a documentary
I really don't count that as also this week coming up 50% one out of two reviewers gave a good review to Albert
Not what is this again? This star's gone close
She is a woman playing a man being a butler in 19th century. Oh, I really have to talk about that a couple weeks and a new love interest threatens everything
Does anybody remember up the iron lady came out this this holiday season
When does that hit what did what the iron lady the Merrill Street? That's not so genuine. Is it okay?
I thought it was coming out before the end of the year
And then there's this
94 freaking percent for
The greatness that is the girl with the dragon tattoo. You're going to get great. I have seen it yet
I don't care. It's got to be better than the Swedish film. It has to be the Swedish film was horrible and left entire chunks out of the movie
And when I say chunks, I mean chunks
So you're actually gonna go and record saying that that movie was horrible. I thought you were just underwhelmed
No, it was terrible. I was so mad at the end of it. I was like
You left and they changed stuff that they didn't have to and there's a couple of scenes that I'm gonna tell you right now
Don't eat before we go of cheese. I mean there's a there's this thing gets dark
I had to burst your bubbles, but I asked Julia about this and
Julie didn't get past 50 pages of the book
But the thing about the first 50 pages of the book she said she couldn't she couldn't do it anymore
But here's the thing about first the first 50 pages of the book is all about like the Swedish stock market and Swedish economy
It sets everything up to let you know why what happens to him happens
You have to get past that once you get past that the book is 90 to nothing
Because it looks pretty cool. It's amazing from the trailers. I'm seeing Daniel Craig Rooney Mora
It I just can't wait just go see this movie. All right. It's talking about box office numbers from last night
Number 10 courtesy of John getting me up on box office mojo.com because I had the slowest computer ever
Yeah, I think I think I win that title
$854,000 on Friday for the Muppets in at number 10
current gross 68.3 million
Garnett just needs that really hoping they would break out George Clooney still hanging in at number nine with the descendants made
$930,000 last night for such a small movie making that kind of money. That's impressive
26.3 million. He's had a good year number eight Hugo
People are seeing this movie 966,000 dollars
36.4 million dollars 10 20 for days and 1010 is gonna take all of whatever that audience had left
Number seven the current Charlize Theron vehicle young adult, which looks really intriguing, but I don't know if I see
Looks like a made a 1.1 million dollars. It's like a bad teacher made a million and a half eight days
Twilight saga breaking down part one number six right now 1.3 million dollars on Friday
263.4 in a month
Just go away. Just go. It will the sitter number five
1.4 million and what was what was the fraud tomato score on that thing? Oh god, it was terrible
I kind of I'll wait for it on TV. Yeah, I will too. I'll be probably right
But current gross in eight days
14.8 million dollars
So New Year's Eve drops the number four
2.5 million dollars currently just under 20 million dollars
Mission impossible ghost protocol Friday screenings
Midnight screenings or just Friday numbers you want to take a guess?
15
4.1
4.1 million dollars one day. Okay, what am I but you know what ranks above it?
Alvin in the chipmunks chip right. Oh good god
6.8 million dollars in its first day of release, but anyone want to guess number one you know the kids are gonna go see the car
You know
Anybody want to take a guess number one
What else open yesterday
I'm a movie whose prequel you haven't seen Jack and Jill. No, it's out of the top 10. Thank god
Thank god
The movie whose predecessor you have nothing sir movie sees predecessor I have not seen
Sure
Like oh my god, I want to see that 14.7 million dollars on Friday. Bravo. Wow
On its opening day. Those are your Friday numbers keep an eye out go to rotten tomatoes.com on Monday
They'll have all the numbers for you or box office mojo where we get our numbers from on Saturday nights
Let's go to your DVD blu-ray new releases this coming Tuesday
The failed bit Morgan Freeman Harry Connick Jr
debacle known as dolphin tail
It's like a decent movie, but it's not something I go to it's true story and they help a dolphin who doesn't have a tail
No, no
Although if it was about the 72 dolphins, I would watch it. I would I would own it
I would probably like buy other versions of it just to say I had
Also, I know that you guys are currently in line listening to our show at your local Best Buy lining up to be the first person to own glee the concert movie
The two-week failed bit back in august that was in 3d
Because that needed to happen this next one. Have you seen the trailer for this episode margin call?
No, I guess not. This is basically the story of what happened the night before the economy went the toilet
Oh really and the stock market dome so it's the feel good movie of the year. It looks right
I mean, it's got it's the cast is like everybody and their brothers in this to me more is it yes
Looks good. It looks like they used to show it on nothing but trailers all the time
Then there's a reason we're playing this song on the background
Unbelieveable my favorite movie of the year. I'm gonna say it leave a bull movie if you have not seen this next film
Do yourself a solid Tuesday morning
Go to blockbuster and rent this go to your red box and rent this buy it from Best Buy One Care
Tom Hardy Joe Edgerton
Nick Nolte
warrior
Now you may look at this on the surface and say oh it's a U.H. Do you move? No, no, it is so much more than wow
Oh, yeah, you've been like dying for me to watch. Oh, God dude. I'm telling you. I'm telling you go to's day and
Whether you're at your dad's house or at your grandfather's house. Go right this. No, no, it's not outside Tuesday
There could be something else called that but it's maybe the warriors. I saw that but no go watch this movie
It's it's amazing
It's about two brothers who are both former cage fighters and then get back into it Kurt Engel plays a Russian
And he doesn't say one word because he can't do a resume
I mean when you're in a screening with a screening room full of people and they're
Reacting to the fights as they happen. I mean people were standing up. Yeah, shearing. They was like we were actually watching a alive event
My favorite movie into this god. It was great
And I haven't seen a lot of movies this year, but of the ones I've seen this year is my favorite
Yeah, I watch it on my own
Colombiana the Zoe Saldana film. I'm interested in this looks like a graphic novel to me
But you know, she's she's of that rare breed of woman that is always hotter on film than she is in real life
She's getting tons of geek cred. Oh, yeah, but she but I've seen pictures of her on the right carpet not nearly as hot as a horror
I'm just gonna say
Or as she was in the losers or as she is in this is this kind of like a takeoff of like a Bridget fond of film that she did
Oh, look at Nikita or point of no return. I think it's the same bit
But basic that but she's not a government assassin. She's a girl that watched her father get murdered
Because she was little and so she trains herself and she goes to take revenge
You know what this sounds like to me. It sounds like what the sequel to Leon should have been
Yeah, the professional. Yes
If you are a fan of baseball the franchise season one
This was a series that showtime did about the
2011 San Francisco Giants spoiler alert. They don't make the playoffs
So I'm I'm sure that the list of teams lining up to do season two is very very short
Is this going to be like we won the world series and then didn't make the plan. Is this the new maddened cover curse? It could be
I don't know good point
Also straw dogs the 2011 version that didn't need to be remade in the first place that was in theaters for about an hour and a half
Also the 2011 version of the Shakespeare play the tempest that has Helen Mirren in it
That I actually heard good things about
What are you doing playing this?
It just hit me. Wow
Welcome to three minutes ago
Survivor series if you missed it last month and apparently 2,300 of you thought we were going to be airing and no
Keep thinking it tomorrow keep thinking it tomorrow
Also a movie
That debuted on
HD net movies this week catch 44. This is Bruce Willis and male and acumen and
A bunch of other people it's it's kind of
Cons double crossing each other. Speaking of Willis tell me you've seen the teaser
For the expendables too. I have not I was trying to get caught up on this. I watched it a few hours ago, and I was like oh
I just just I all I'm saying is
That poster you're just like oh my god
This is gonna be oh watch the teaser that shot of Chuck Norris walking toward the camera taking off the sound
The guys are like this is gonna happen. This is gonna happen
But show the only thing we're gonna make it better
Is the jack bower was in it
If you had jack bower and and Chuck Norris in the same movie your movie theater might explode
Maybe the greatest damn ball time you buy the ticket and it's burned your hand
I'm more amped about this one than I was about the first one
But that's gonna do it for movie talk you are listening to the clubhouse. We are live each and every Saturday night
Next week we will be off
We want you to spend that with your families as we do with ours exactly as we will be doing with ours
We will be here new year's Eve we are doing a show new year's Eve
So before you go out and start party and tune in
It'll be wrapping up the year for you
We're gonna talk just a little bit of baseball days
Because I have to talk about the story
Do you want the stories about you? I've heard it mentioned, but I haven't heard the details
Megan's 18 we can talk like this, okay
There is there is there are allegations out there right now that if you are a
maybe
And you
Have a rendezvous with
with
Number two Derek Gita Gita number two
He loves that he does love the ladies. I mean do a who
Let's run the list shall we
Mariah Carey
Minka Kelly
Jessica Biel very impressive. I mean the dude's got credit. Yeah
But if you if there's a little branching in brown cow working
And you leave the next day
You get a party gift not only does he send a limo to bring you home
There is a
There is like a gift basket set in the limo
Included in which is a signed Derek Gita baseball
What you know is going on the eBay the next day
Here's my question no
gentlemen
Or dback because
Dude can I answer that now
I like cheater. I respect cheater
This story to me is more comedy than anything else
He's turned the walk of fame into the hall of the walk of shame into the hall of fame
It is the walk of shame in the morning now. There are also our rumors of signed jerseys too
If you can get away with it, why not?
You're Derek teeter of course you're Derek
God and here's a lovely parting gift
Jesus is not the price is right
And let me let me just show you oh charlas here. Hi, sorry. I'm Sasha's here as well
Is she really? I thought she'll let me say I'd take it. I'm sure
God
Charla
But yeah, but here's the thing about Derek cheater
If you go back I don't know go go to go to HBO go
That I give you the fast report
allegedly and
See if they've got the Derek jeer
3000 hit
Documentary on there, okay, because it's the only time he's ever really done anything like this
But they interview him in his living room
In his apartment that is in the penthouse of trump towers
And of course it's during the day and the windows are open
Oh, and you just see Derek cheater on in his easy chair in the living room and in the background. There's the Christ for building
There's the entire state. I mean
Is he like the Russian guy in the direct TV commercials?
Yes, I was looking for the midget. You're looking for the midget. You were like
Is he wearing a smoking jacket like you?
No, he's not doing like half but he just sit there and you're just like if you are a
lady
And you walk and because you don't walk out in through the doors you walk in through the elevator that gets you to the penthouse suite
Like Derek jeer didn't have the say anything
That's the ball game. You see that view and it's over. Yeah
That's kryptonite to Superman
Sasha says she loves you too
Sasha have to understand I'm having to translate because they don't have access to the chat room right now. So
I just I read this story and I was like
What you see right now is not a look of shot. Yeah on a certain level. What's kind of gentlemanly?
Thank you for a pleasant evening
Allow me to send you home in a vehicle and have some merchandise. It's like it's like
Definitely more an Arthur. It seems like to me like back in the day if you dated Ray Croc did he send you home in a car with like free valuables
A big Mac
Data Sam Walter to give you a Walmart gift card
Ha ha ha ha
He's a gift card for Yankees.com. That would be amazing. Oh, that would be the greatest day ever
So basically it's basically some of some of up here
It's on fields it's on field skills might be the mission a little bit
But it's off the field skills. Hey, what it can't wait him say it's pimping pimping
Exactly
Yes, I had we had to talk about this story because I just thought it was genius
D-bag. Sorry. D-bag. I tell you what I respect to dude. I think he's a great player. He's a Hall of Famer
He is mr. Yankee
But that's but that's all I'm sorry. Let's do she
I just totally assigned autograph can't be a break, but it's funny. You can't say it's not funny
It's sad you have this time an opinion of yourself that not only have you had an enjoyable evening with a lady
But she would think that she you want a baseball side by you
I just
And you know the conversation back at the office pool girl look what I got
She puts it under desk. How did you get assigned there Gina baseball? Well, let me tell you
It's pimping. I have one too
Exactly exactly that's where I'm going with that. Oh you do
Where we're really getting out of the sisterhood of the traveling baseball car
Is there like a walking the line of the family show right now? Is there like a number stamp on it or something like that?
Oh like one of
The unlimited edition
We got to think if Wilk Chamberlain did that he wants to be next
Yeah, Wilk Chamberlain did that he'd be broke
He's paying it forward
That literally literally that means two things. Okay. That's that's all of our majorly baseball talk for tonight
What more do you need?
Consider baseball talk. Well, he is a baseball player. He's a baseball player. Yeah
You are listening to the clubhouse or something that
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Do I do
No, I don't want you around while you're visiting
How long do you really it's crack? We go in Colorado. I just wonder probably. I don't know. I saw shit. Jesus. They're longer than me
It doesn't matter how long you've been there
But join us tomorrow. We're going to have a good time. Yeah. Oh, yeah
And since I don't have to work tomorrow morning, I won't nearly be as tired
That is going to be a bonus. I was really dreadnate for a year. But you know what with this job that I've got
I'm so happy
That even if I had to work tomorrow, I wouldn't care. It wouldn't bother me
But you'd have been so drained by the time you got back here. It wouldn't matter. I'd be adrenaline. I fire up on one. I'm at my job
I'm having so much fun. It's ridiculous. I'm just worried about you on the drive home from Fox down after you're like
No, I would just make somebody else drive
Okay, no, I'd be fine
But again, we have to worry about it now, so yeah, but again, I just can't say enough good things about this new job
I've got thanks to everybody for everybody's support
Things life is good
Life is good
Sasha says none of the Texas illegal in Colorado Boulder is just really freaking lean
So there's that let's move on to a little bit of TV news
TLC
So this headline comes up the other day a very disgruntled Chris Humphries. Yeah, thank
It's not like he's going to have to pay her anything
A fumble in the game by the wings that Cowboys are recovered
Chris Humphries says that all of the Kardashian shows are fake. I am stunned
In other breaking news the sun rises in the east
Professional wrestling is scripted and Elvis does not work at a 7-Eleven and Birmingham, Alabama
I am crushed. Well apparently
His his reasoning here is
There was an episode right before before they they're wedding
Where she lost this huge diamond airing in the ocean
Okay, in the ocean
Not in the pool in the backyard the ocean
Uh-huh
And by the end of the episode somebody found it in the ocean
Well, you know what
My dad
Lost his original wedding ring on a camping trip we went on where he threw a football and it flew off his hand at turner falls in Oklahoma
Went out the next day and stepped on it in the water up to his neck
So it's possible. No, but this is not very likely but this isn't like a cliff-diving villa
This isn't in four-foot-a-water
There was this but you know you set up to his neck
That's five-foot-a-water. But where in the ocean did she lose it?
Like they were like the bungalows are
There's like a
There's like the bungalows and then there's like a dock and then there's like the ocean
It was in the ocean. Yeah
Like and they were waiting water with their soldiers below because so this is at least 10-15 but a water
And they found an earring
By the end of the episode uh-huh somebody just one of our assistants stumbled on
With is there assistant a custodiany chance
This is reals you make it
But uh he but he says Chloe's the only one he respects and they don't get along
At all because what he said in his interview was if I'd been traded to Dallas and we were still together
Kim wouldn't have moved
Wow
Lamar was actually on pti the other day
And was very very gracious about the whole thing
I think your Dallas Maverick's got really lucky sir
I mean really lucky
Because he should be in New Orleans
Complicate the interest we're talking about that in a minute
Tomorrow night is your survivor finale. Please do not talk about Wednesday night's episode as I have not watched it yet
Okay
Man we get the X-Factor finale coming up too
Also tomorrow night
But besides by the way, this is survivor 23 good night for those of you playing the whole game
So 23rd edition of survivor
Like tiny you're 18 you are a kid no shut up like six years old tiny
Whatever
Watching the same time with the kid
Last time I checked you were on my show isn't your show this my show whatever
I see like I said some mute in your future. The R next to the star is for
Uh-huh, you said you know I have a mute button. I'm not afraid to use it
That's just right you'll be tiny even when you're old
She said that I'm ready to go right here
Also tomorrow night I have set my DVR for this next show
Have you have you read anything about this anybody in the room? Yeah
TLC is premiering a two-part special tomorrow night called geek love
Here's the deal there is a guy and this takes place at San Diego Comic-Con
He has invented geek speed dating now gee now make it you know what speed dating is
We get a bunch of people in the room that has a project they did it in the 40-year-old version
Okay, yeah
This guy has done this specifically
Canering to to the geek culture. That is so cute. I have seen the trailer for this
There is no way in hell. I'm not watching this. It's the DVR is set
I agree with you and I thank you for reminding
Yes, you did not can you you don't have the app on your ipad you just do it right now
Who's your provider? He's directing you director. Yeah, he's got an app on there. It's a direct TV as an app
You should be able to program because I have it on my on my phone for my 18th year
Yes, Charlie you're right. It's a two-part deal. It's two half hours back-to-back
Why didn't just make one hour of it? I don't know but this is tomorrow night set your DVR's
Because the trailer I've seen you just you I spend 30 seconds of my life going. Oh, no. Oh, oh dear. Oh
So basically it's a bunch of stormtroopers and Jedi's and other women's yes, all doing speed dating
And the main guy is has got the Anakin Jedi uniform on when he's doing I
I'm in
There's as much as as what I'm about to say may completely tear down this entire show
Where was this when I was 22? That's all I want to know
Just say
Says the guy who actually was at Star Wars celebration. So I was too. I was there
So I saw the first spider-man and the debacle that that was
I was a first it was uh not a debacle can't really and I got to eat a steak and shake together
So the message to him and we missed that dude can't wait if you're listening come home
You see yeah talk to my next box live the other day. He will not play modern warfare 3
He's a strictly battlefield 3 guy
For a guy who was actually strictly a jeopardy guy
Look at it was actually over there as a contract was I'm a great blog that he wrote back. Yeah, it was
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This he making that surprises me about you. Yeah, you don't have a Twitter. No, I do
But I think I just created it just say hey, I have a Twitter guy. I like Twitter
I remember my username and I didn't realize you had one
Yeah, I do
Is now that I've got my phone upgrade I'll I tweet more
Because it doesn't take nine hours for the app to load and now that I finally got them linked together
It makes it a little bit more easy
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Which I do and what is her username in the room
See your charlotte. See your no-80 pull
Wait charlotte, what are you doing home? I thought you were going to cowboy game
I'm very confused. Oh, no, they're not they're on the road. That's why that would probably be the reason
Your way teams always the person we're asking for you if you want to come over here to watch it with us on sunday
Oh, that's what it was sunday night because she was at the game sunday night. Yeah
Allegedly, I'll call you after the show. We'll talk about
Let's do a little bit of NBA news because kids we are eight days away
Thank god the start of the NBA season
And by the way go to our website www.theclubhousewithrobincody.com go to our merchandise store get you some swag
Yes, you do
Charls are they sold their season tickets?
They sold their season like they can go sunday
They might have gone sunday, but there's only like two more games right
We got some good games coming this first headline comes from the excuse me
Department
Players and players of notes
Kevin Garnan a lot of the most of the Celtics, John. What's wrong with your people
Are complaining that training camps gonna be too short. Oh god
Touchdown Dallas
That's all David Stern one have those Christmas takings. It's all they sign the agreement to sir
I don't know
17 NBA championships don't lie and all of them had a full season
And that's something that I have I have maintained and I think of them that I think we should discuss too
If you win the championship this year, is it tainted?
No short and season
Everybody plays the same in magazines you just I just think if you don't play a full season
I don't I don't consider the scurs
Season I don't consider that tainted
I'm sure they don't either they still give a right to make your fans will say something about
I got it there as long as the playoffs aren't truncated who who who cares all the teams play the same amount of games
Uh-huh and all teams have just some and if I'm a player
There's another thing that I'd rather complain about the miss
And it's the fact that on three different occasions this year. I'm gonna have to play back to back to back
I would complain about that before I complain about short and training
Yeah, because nobody says you can't work out during the lockout
NBA arena is aren't the only places that have basketball goals
Here's one in the back of my house
For 20 bucks an hour. I'll let you use it
Who who was it that was recently like caught on YouTube at a Jewish community center?
I
Want to say it was Kobe
The Kobe was what I want that Kobe was was like working out at a Jewish community
Like youth center walked into the gym put his bag down just started working out a lot of the guys did yeah
Charlotte, we will talk about that later. I'm definitely gonna call you a full show
Chris Paul goes to LA
Did you see the press conference uh-uh
It was almost like
He had he used the same speech he would have used if he'd have gone to the Lakers
Oh, you just you know just changed
He goes I'm excited to be an LA with a storied franchise that has so much history
And it was like uh, you know you're playing
Of losing of utility
I'm taking my three way off appearances in 40 years
I'm taking my talents to the other west coast
I'm taking my talents to the locker room on the other side of the building darn it
The other locker room in this table. This is not the arena. I was looking for
If you got lost about the wrong star map
I mean if you're Blake Griffin, this is the greatest day of your life uh, but if you're Chris Paul you're like
Work warm you're in LA. Yeah, but oh
Here played for the flippers. I just
I want to go to Disney world not Disney land
So no, he was still gonna be in LA. No, I'm saying you know if you okay
Would you say right now that the Clippers actually look better on paper than the Lakers do right now
Oh the Lakers are in shambles. Yeah, they're old. That is a team in chaos right now and Kobe is hacked
Now Kobe's got another thing. Yeah, he's got other stories about right now just a minute
but wow
Lamar Odom who is a part of the original trade who is gonna be a New Orleans Hornet is now a Dallas Maverick
Congratulations Dallas Maverick for getting somebody worked their their weight and salt. Yeah
That was a good sign. I was but Lamar sent someone on pti on Friday, which I really thought was very very point
And I've always respected Lamar Odom. He played for my my beloved heat
He wasn't a smart kid back then. He's guy. He's gotten older. He's matured more
But he sent someone on pti yesterday that I think a lot of Dallas Maverick fans need to understand
Because they asked him straight up is this a team that can repeat
And he said let me tell you something and I give as I told the whole team is
As hard as you thought it was to win
It's harder to go back
Coming from a guy who's done it
It's literally twice as hard to get back there again. Oh, yeah
So
Now you've lost some key part JJ Perea signing the Timberwolves. I'd stop that when I did I miss a meeting
I'm still trying to figure that one out he was being courted by
Pretty much both coasts wasn't he
He's like two foot four, but no, but I'm saying that he was being courted by oh yeah, there's teams on both teams
Like a very old Vince Carter
Vince Carter's been very old since like 1930
I would have loved to have had him in his in his raptor hey day because he was one of my favorite players back in the day
When my you know Mikey who was on the show with his last week he called me and sent you here about Vince Carter
I'm like what about Vince Carter?
Guess where he's playing now
Like shut up. I'm like well
The Cowboys had drew blood so I would have liked to have gotten that phone called ten years ago
But our beloved dolphins had Randall coming down
Or did we
No, we spoke of Kobe Bryant earlier. We're talking about cold pepper. We're not take cold pepper. That's how it's taking them
We're cutting him was here though. Didn't he come to Dallas at the end of his career? Don't you remember when they're they called him Arkon?
Yeah, oh
Kobe Bryant
Kobe Kobe Kobe
Kobe Bryant's wife Vanessa has filed for divorce citing irreconcilable difference speaking of things that happened way too late
Translated
The purple diamond wasn't big enough
You want another for that?
Careful
I am now rethinking movie in the show
Moving on
So Kobe now not only is his team in shambles, but so is his personal life
Mm-hmm his personal life's probably in shambles for a lot longer than the teams as
You know what if I just gonna take all discretion do it on the court
Well, then I'll just see how me to nice girl and when she leaves, they'll be a gift basket in the limo when she leaves
Signed jersey signed basketball something like that. Yeah, well chamberlain and jeeter's gonna sue him for gimmick infringement
That would be funny
You
Who's his manager by the way or who's this agent turtle Tom Parker? He's like wow
Who is hit though is it does do he and jeeter have the same agent by any chance?
Would be funny, but I don't know
Did you also hear about the Jeffrey for the Celtics? I read this the headline on this
I would love it if you would tell this story
Basically, uh, he's going to miss the entire season. I read that what is a doctor's uh found at a audit
Wow
It was it's almost kind of the same situation as that kid from Detroit had in that trade
Yeah, but this was this was more of a heart problem where that was a brain tumor. I don't know if they're gonna do the surgery
I don't know if they already did it or they're going to do it like in the next day or so, but the he's gone for the air
But he will not play this season will not
But in doing so may extend his life a little bit save it at least
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Let's do a little music talks
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George Michael we reported on a couple of weeks ago was in the hospital with pneumonia
The doctors are now saying he will be healthy enough to be home for Christmas
There was a point where they were flying his family in that's how bad this thing that was getting that had me
Yeah, that had me scared. I'm like man. I don't make me lose George Michael and Michael Jackson that close together
But I mean weren't wouldn't you gear enough for that that big tour that yeah symphonic tour
So is that thing just been canceled outright right now right now all the dates have been postponed
They have not officially canceled that they've just postponed it but it's it'll be the summertime
But oh long nice catch by Whitney
It'll be the summertime before I think he's even remotely ready
You talk about a guy whose whose personal life has just been circling the drain for years and years and years and years
I know he had a big falling out with his
Partner Kenny Goss you no longer has local ties here anymore
They they whoever he's with now was was reporting about on Twitter today. Okay. I'm not sure who he will
And we actually a reference him in one of my classes this week at work. We were talking about out
None of the guys knew that the piano at North Park
He owns the piano that John Lennon wrote imagine on
And it was on display here locally at North Park mall for like six months right in front of the movie here
I know wish I'd take a picture. I was I said right next to it
Also
This comes down on Friday nights
Still trying to figure this one there is a band that is not only getting back together for a new album in two or in
2012
They are recording a new album new to her for their 50th anniversary
50
Let that sink in for a minute, so how old are they?
Older than pretty much everybody in his room combined combined almost no
Older than pretty much everybody in this room really
Really oh
But the beach boys it will be a 50 date international tour return to coconut but they're going to do next year
And it's all the ones that are remaining. Yeah, but including Brian Wilson. It's everybody
Which is a big big big big. Yeah
I'm not gonna go to the history of the beach boys, but if you go read the book
Brian Wilson not the most normal person walking the planet
When the guy goes into a record meeting and every answer he has on a tape. He's on a tape player
When he plays the tapes of the answers he wants to give
Very odd, but you know what tell us something my later would do. I can't say I wouldn't do I wouldn't go
To see all of the original beach boys together the ones that are remaining
Really
I can't neglect talk talk 10 things I did not expect to hear come from that side of the room on this show on this night
No, I like them like you know how we use that play day at my school
At canada. I'm I'm sure you I'm sure such things exist. I was never there
I was there, but I'm sure they have this thing
My my
Teacher was a big fan of the beach boys. She can't really
That's how I know that is because of later now can now can I put you on a spot and say what is your favorite song of there?
So you have a
John goat
Good vibrations was cool just because of the time that
It's called pet sounds because a lot of the sounds on there are from animals
I'm more of a like beetroot of your school. So for girl I'm a big fan of FYI. Yes, sir. I just looked up Mike love
70
Wow, yeah, he's older than me
Not by much
Wow
See I just let her do the comedy as she moves away
It's gonna be a long walk back to sexy
Show us as her favorites wouldn't it be nice. I'll say great time. Yes, didn't they do very Christmas
Little say yeah, they did yes, they did sugar ray covered it did a very good job as well and so did uh
So did dr. Teeth and the electric man. Let's talk about your Super Bowl halftime show for just a moment
The set list has been released as we talked about on this show last week
Madonna will be your Super Bowl halftime show
Here's the set list. I'm looking forward to it. Give me all your loving
With guests to say hey, what album is that from? I wonder if it's just a cover or maybe something new because new Madonna is so great
Ray of light vogue music and holiday
Yeah, what are we thinking on the set list kids? I like vogue
I'm just glad she's not doing like a virgin because it's really sad to hear a 50 plus or a woman saying you know
Why she's not doing like a virgin because it's the Super Bowl halftime show and NPCs going we're not CBS. Sorry
I'm really surprised they even okayed on this because she still likes to you know
Push the envelope every now you don't think we're gonna be on two-minute delay. Oh, yeah, at least mine
No, she has not she got to remember she's in her second 50 years of life at this point
But you look at her and you look at sorry to invoke him you look at prince and you look at Madonna who are the same age within months of each other
That's what I was kind of and he looks like he's still 30 you want to put you want to put lifestyle side-by-side with those two
Anybody because I guarantee your prince comes up on the better end of that on every on every moment. I don't know that. I'm not so sure about that
Would not rather sing would rather see like replace this with this exactly. I like that she's doing holiday because that's always one of my more favorites
Um, I like holiday and vote
Yeah, I like music I
I fell for that song real real fine
You know what I'm gonna say it. I would have liked to see borderline
I'm a big fan of borderline. I could have I would have kind of liked to her do one of her ballots
Maybe hack halfway through it's a halftime show the Super Bowl sir and Princeton purple rain
Totally different to hold you give me a Madonna ballot that you would put in the same ballpark as purple rain
Oh, I will call you a lie. I will you know. I'm not gonna do that
I'm just saying there's nothing that she could do that would that would you think then I check
I mean you're gonna throw out live to tell
I'm just saying crazy for you pop it don't preach. That's still man. You're gonna bring a room now
Purple rain is about as close to a power ballot as a non-metal person could ever do. Yeah, that's
That's an anthem
That's the difference. That's a power anthem if anything
So sad news
The great edit James. Yeah, this this did make me sad. I'm who we all know love
Oh my gosh song gives me goosebumps every time I hear one of it one of the most perfect songs ever written back in my personal opinion
Love this song. She has been diagnosed terminally ill with chronic leukemia
She was declared uncurable on Wednesday. She's also been suffering from dementia and kidney failure
Yeah, so they don't think she's gonna make it. Oh, her doctor has has declared her uncurable
And she's what 70 she's up there. Oh god. I just saw this the other day
Would Beyonce can't do a song justice
That's how great this song. I heard Nat King Cole cover this song and as much as I love that King Cole
He doesn't touch her version this no one will ever do this song like edit James does this song. It's just
And it will stop a room. I don't care where you are. I don't you could be
In a prison you could be in the capital building you could be in church this song will stop a room
73 she's 73 okay 73
John's got the he's got the iPad working
God bless you for that
Now this next story I have got to put now get a twitter handle. I had to put this next story
On the run sheet because this could be one of the most genius things I've ever seen
Date line Evanston Township high school in Illinois. This is so funny
The high schoolers wanted to raise some money for charity
Their goal was to raise a thousand dollars and here is how they did it
This is what they did
They got to school one day and just started playing this
No, please don't I'm gonna rip these off my ears
They do on the p8 and I don't know how they did it
But it's not like they just played the song
And it wasn't like they just like played his albums. They played this song in a constant loop
Until they raised a thousand dollars
Justin Bieber's not just Justin Bieber, but Justin Bieber's song baby now John and I both know
The lovely the talented Madeline Mars. She is a big fan of this man
Man using that term. He's a young man. He's a young man
But here's the thing
They just played this song over and over and over again until they raised a thousand dollars
Here's my question. Why did it take three days?
I would have walked in with a check book and book. I would have mortgaged my house
I would have thought the spilling's out of my teeth. Sasha just said who's that lovely young girl singing
Sasha with the wind how did it take three days?
How did it take three hours? How did it take three plays through of this song?
I'll give you three hours because high school kids don't have a lot of cash
But I would be on the phone with like
Just bring a hundred dollars. I don't care. But the school staff has cash
What point does the superintendent step in exactly my point Sasha could you imagine them doing this at our school?
After seeing what they've done in your school
Charlotte said because it's a high school full of 14-year-old girl Bieber
Oh god. Oh, this is my favorite song. It's like on my head of my mind. Oh god
Oh
Yeah, you need to tell by the way you need to tell John about what goes on in your high school every April
Oh, yeah about how we have a stalwart
Starward lightsaber fight in a court in our courtyard. Nice. It's on YouTube. I'll show it to you. It's my friend Alex right out
I hopefully he's listening
He like does all this editing and everything. It's amazing. John. I'm telling you
Sasha's just piped in it the reason it took so long is because most of the students had already ripped off their ears early on
We need to have Sasha in the studio
This but this is genius. I don't care who you are
This is one of the most genius things ever is this genius or is this torture? I think it's greatness. It's a Spanish
Inquisition level torture. Oh, I think this is pure greatness
This is uh the trailer. They're showing out the rocket said journey to the center of the earth to
I'm not kidding him
It was with Brendan Frasier was putting crazy the rocks doing the sequel
It's actually the same kid is it oh, I don't know. Oh, that looked kind of the great Louise Guzman
The fact of just calling it journey to now journey to the center of the earth to just journey to
Also, congratulations to the Britney Spears over the week this week. She did get in just engaged to her longtime boyfriend just in
Trawick
Some dude that gave her a ring
They had a big party at playing Hollywood
Show the ring and the ring is not as elaborate as you would think it is. It's a very very classy very well done ring
That's a person saw a picture of it on a former mania.com. This is who had it
So new releases this week first of all a new release from this man
Anything to adjust it. We're off my head
I love this song. I know I know you do
We got played every night at sports city before your show kick in. No, it would be after
I just turn it down the clean version
Comment releases the dreamer and the believer today
This is at one point he was attached to play John Jones as Green Lanard in the Justice League. Yeah
And I love comment. I was surprised to find that he wasn't and at one point Rome
Uh
Ryan Reynolds. Romo. Was it Romeo Malcolm right? The guy that's
The black guy from 40 old version
That was also a very family at one point he was attached to play too. They got to play hammer. Yeah, play the okay
The only thing that's the only other new release this coming week
Young GZ for the kids with the clothes and the hair
TM 103 hustlers
Ambition
Yeah
The backstreet boys
Boys to
No, no, they were just the backstreet boys. It was boys to boy
No, don't you remember that that anti-dick and oh and uh
Why am I drawn a blank in his name Ben Stiller sketch that they did. Oh, yeah
But those that's your music news for this week not a lot of releases this week because it's almost Christmas and pretty much everybody has released their albums by
Yeah
Let's do a little bit of NHL talk John will you follow me up a standing please one moment
We got a couple of stories to talk about while we get to that point
The Montreal canna oh
Fire their coach Jacques Martin
I'm shocked. I'm shocked. I'm shocked at a guy from Montreal a team from Montreal has a coach named Jacques Martin
Is a Martina my 10 oh
Also, we talked about a city crossby being out, but we thought was just three games. He is now out in deaf and
With concussion like symptoms. I was like you're right. So I'm like they did bring him back too soon. Here's the deal
Here's the thing right now that we have
You have 23 different players
That are out with concussion likes in them this year not only city crossby
Chris cronger is gone for the year for the Philadelphia flyers
I'm ridiculous
Clogger who that's who that's in though
How do you fix this in the NHL though? I mean
Just limiting the fighting is not going to do it. This is a full contact sport
You're gonna have to put these guys in suits of armor or put them in football helmets
And the problem that you're gonna have there
You got to give it like a five-year curve
Because you're it's it's like in the NFL with some of these hits
You basically are telling these guys they have to re-learn how to play the game they play their whole lives. Yeah
Which of course begs the question
Well, why is this just now a problem? Well my answer to that is very simple
Just like we talked about in the NFL you can't compare errors
Guys are bigger faster and stronger than they were 10-15 years ago
And even farther back. Yeah, so it's a different game
It's just like the Bruins marks of art
Yes, they only played like 10 games last year and you miss the season before that and he hasn't played this season either
He's probably done
It's a it's a really bad deal man. I'm not gonna lie
Let's talk about your standings right now in the eastern conference north east division
The aforementioned I'm not talking
They are currently bringing up the basement in the northeast division with 33 points
The odor was senators right above them at 34 points
Really, I mean second through fifth place is only separated by two points
Because the Toronto Maple Leaf. They got it right. I got it right last week
It was two more than I screwed up. We see this actually has the names of the teams. Oh, you cheater cedar
No, John pulled it up. Not me. They don't look at it. No because I have to give you standing
It's Rob proof is the exact same Toronto and Buffalo were tied at 35 points and John's beloved Buffalo Bruins
Buffalo brutes the Boston Bruins
No, but see I don't have the cities are one of the names of the teams
But they have 43 points in 31 games
So the Bruins are starting to put it on a little bit of the savers are in Boston there since their three and seven start
I think they're like 18 2 and one wow the Atlantic division
The New York Islanders with 24 points on the year worst number of points in the conference
The New Jersey Devils who beat up on our beloved Dallas stars the other way did they ever 35 points
The penguins 38 points tied with the New York Rangers and the aforementioned Philadelphia Flyers first place currently in the Atlantic division
Watch Philly
Don't let today's game be any indication of what that team can do, but they need to get healthy. Yeah, that is true
In the southeast division the Carolina Hurricanes 25 points my Tampa Bay Lightning 28th the winner peg Jets 32
The Washington Ovechkins with 33
First place in Sally division my beloved Florida Panthers 40 points right now
As we are slowly but surely approaching
The halfway point
Central division of the Western Conference the Columbus Blue Jackets with 22 points
Sucks to be you. Yes, it does the National Predators 36 points St. Louis 39 tied with the Dig Mikey's Detroit Red Wings Chicago Blackhawks 44 points right now world leaders
So but you know when you've got Chicago and Detroit in the same division that ain't fair. That's that's a bad day right there
Northwest division
Megan's beloved Colorado avalanche in the seller with 29 points
The Edmonton Oilers 31 Calgary Flames 32 Vancouver connects 38
Six points behind the division leading Minnesota wild
Then we go to the Pacific division
The Anaheim Ducks 23 points. Oh
Oh, wait
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Just find a different version of the song the LA Kings 32 points. They are nine points ahead of Anaheim
Oh boy 35 points for the Coyotes and the Sharks but two points ahead of them 38 37 points and 31 games 18 12 and one
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We've been here every every week for 75 weeks, but the streak ends tonight. So we started new one a new year's eve
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Let us move on to a little segment. I like to call person of interest
We're team nice timing
Yeah, she got her first taste of the art of noise over the phone the other day. Oh really? I was playing her
Moments of mode. No, I was playing her beatbox and she's like this sounds like dubstep
Yeah, that's right. Okay. I was like, what are you talking about?
And she and she was digging it. I was like, well, this pretty much was this was dubstep back in the 80s
Yeah, that's what I was saying. I was like if dubstep existed like back then that's what
So she's the first of interest is a segment that we do on this show every week where we take a person or an entity
And we debate the greatness or lack thereof
This week's person of interest that I have chosen ties into a big segment of the show last week
Today is the first day of bowl season and we will get to bowl updates for you here momentarily
But I thought a good person of interest would be just the college bowl system in general
And we're talking about the BCS. No, just the bowl system in general the BCS has its own problems
But my question is
Is this a fixable thing?
Are the bowls fixable because I've got a solution, but nobody wants to listen
Everybody has solutions. My solution works
My solution is keep all the bowl games you've got
Take your winners of each conference and then do like in basketball
Take your you use your BCS for a minute of filling the holes
And your minicky carcare bowl or the famous Idaho potato bowl we had today
That becomes your first round bowl
Everybody gets their money and you can have a high profile team in your crappy little bowl
And
Then you take your BCS bowls are your are your
Mashable championship your semi finals and then somebody's odd man out every
But somebody's gonna lose money no matter how you slice it everybody's gonna lose money no matter what you do
It's just they don't want to get out of their comfort zone
BCS your short bus has arrived BCS your short bus has arrived
I will never understand this. I don't think we'll ever understand why it is the way that it is
It's just it as much as I'm about to get real
obvious on you
The system makes no sense. It doesn't
I mean, I understand everybody wants their money, but you know what if you want to be if you want to run on the
Fortunately the big dogs recruit better
If but then this is what they're gonna do because this is what they've always done
And they're just they're just resistant to change. I don't know why they're that way
You don't know why they're that way. John
You don't know why they're that way either
But this is just what they do. This is how they do it
They don't want to mess with it. I guess
Are afraid of what might happen if they change anything
But again the the other side of this coin too is you get a lot of schools that wouldn't get exposure otherwise
Getting on national television. It which helps their recruiting
But I honestly don't do now. I don't
You
Make it do you watch college football?
Remember this is this is an audio meeting you have to speak shaking your head doesn't do the people
No, I mean I'm just asking. I don't know because I don't know what your level of interest is because you are a senior in high school
You're ready to go to college. You're getting ready to go to college
Now once you get to the college level, do you think it's something that you would be more of an active participant in?
Okay, because you would have a horse in the race for it. So so let's just say for instance
You were back here and you went to north Texas just in a theory north Texas not a great team
By any stretch of the imagination
Would you rather your team
Who for all intensive purposes? I think we can all agree this room should be a D2 team
Yeah, I'm gonna debate that now. Where's team at D1 football
Would you rather them not go to a bowl game or wind up in the beef o' Brady St. Petersburg bowl
Well, if they're not so good, I mean but to to to people eligible you have to win six games if you win six games you can go to a bowl
Would you rather let's just say you win six and five
Would you rather go to just a crappy bowl that would play
Like today or would you rather just not go to a book game at all I would go just because it's my team right I would
Right
But you but you're okay with them going into the
Advocate v100 independence bowl
I'm not I'm not trying to sway you. I'm just I'm asking you honest opinion because really you're the target audience here
You're you will be the student you will be the person supporting the team
Right, no, I would I think most I think most students would feel that way they'd rather see them go to a
Uh an insignificant bowl then go to no bowl at all exactly you want to go to some balls
Especially if you go to school say I don't know and Idaho or
North Dakota but like Idaho or something like that where it's of cold weather city and you're playing
It's you know the bowl game in San Diego or somewhere in Texas
You do it just for the trip
You do just to get out of this like Texas is going. We're playing in San Diego. Hell yeah. They do just to get out of the sticks
I'm not saying the system as the system as the system is unplugged because it is it's incredibly flawed
But by the same token
It's I guess it serves its purpose. That's that's it. Yeah, so they're like if it ain't broke
But it's broke. It's broke. Charles says it also depends on how old you are when you go to college
That would put yeah, but the older you get the more just was learned how you tend to have see
I don't I don't have a problem with them like all the teams have finished like seven or five or eight and four
Rewarding them with a bowl
I my problem is just how the bees have a natural championship as old BCS
SCC wins again
But you know what but you know what john can say that he has on me
What's that he's actually seen my gators play and not only has he seen my gators play he watched my gators went in national championship
It was it was horrible. You haven't been to any of your gators like you've never seen them play
I just I've seen them see when I went to South Florida. See I went to South Florida right we didn't have football best fan
Okay
I've never I've never been to the Gainesville campus
I've been a fan since I was 10. I mean, I wasn't smart enough to get to Florida. That's my fault
I can't hate them. I've actually seen them twice in person
First time I took this hurricane fans
I think it was 0-2 or 0-3 when Brock were in with the quarterback and uh
We're jumped out that huge lead
And in my name it came back with like four touchdowns in a second half for that
I've been to one college football game in my life
I've been to you two
They were both last year. I went I went to an SMU Mustangs game at Texas stadium for all with that before they got the death
Nothing wrong with that. I've been to a lot
Well, but let's say I'm not a
You've got you have a horse in that race. I never had
They'll put it in with the ponies though
Speaking of college football. Let us get you your college football bowl update
And John I believe I left your paper in the living room. You want to go grab it
Should be sitting on my portfolio one moment
And now we've am
And we're gonna be much vamp into it
College bowl season started today
We are in the third game of a triple header right now
We have updates. We're gonna bring up the big board the big board the big board
As you know if you listen to the show
Last week
Sharla Mikey myself and Chad made our bowl predictions
John brought me his bowl predictions today
Okay, so earlier today at one o'clock we had the gildon new mexico bowl
Go over the predictions
Temple versus Wyoming
myself
Chad dot com
All took Wyoming John and Sharla took temple your final score
3715 temple hey, so Sharla's up one nothing and John's got a point two
Your midday game Ohio versus Utah State in the famous Idaho potato bowl and boys the Idaho
Myself and dot com took Utah State as did John Chad and Sharla took Ohio your final score
24 to 23
Ohio
So now
Sharla
I don't know anything about these both is now up two points
Chad has one point Mikey and I have not gotten one yet
And John also has a point I'm gonna put you on the spreadsheet after the show new problem
But I will keep it right here. Yeah, maybe they actually typed in picks while we were doing this too
And I told her to write them down and bring them with it
I thought you were like writing the tape rewind the tape as I said it on the show
Apparently Ohio scored like when the last like a second start on my life right now
You have the R&L carriers New Orleans bowl going on right now San Diego State and Lafayette locked up at a tight one four minutes in no score
So we will keep you updated. I will also update our Facebook page as the bowls happen during the week
So we will keep you updated. Let's do a little wrestling talk shalloway
Man
Couple of headlines real quick Seth Rollins is the guy's name us. We'll be traveling with the WWE for all their post-holiday shows
Finally getting his trial. Oh, Phil's in the room. It's up brother
Boo, if you don't know who Seth Rollins is if you are a fan of Ring of Honor, he was Tyler Black
We've been waiting on this guy for two years
To debut on WWE television and he might they're not making any guarantees right. Oh, okay. He's been an FCW this whole time
Speaking of Hogan
Linda Hogan and her 20 some odd year old boyfriend are going to appear on VH1's relationship rehab
Pretty much down what people cheap seats to hear me out
I'm no doctor
Never a professor
I'm not even Dr. Ross
I'm not even Dr. Pepper. I'm not even Dr. Seuss
I'm gonna taste out there. Dr. Doodl. Dr. Dre
Yeah, I'm not even Dr. Dre. Dr. Frankenstein
Dr. Shupago. Although I am I'm right. Dr. Shupago
Can't be a paper, Dr. Jekyll. Anyway
I can fix this relationship
You're 90 and he's 14
This is the one you wanted to go to relationship rehab. Yeah, so the one that's the same age as your kid
Yuck
So she wasn't good enough to make celebrity rehab. It's just relationship rehab, but it's still on VH1
Same channel. So it's like the my early version. Yeah, it's triple air celebrity for you
Brainwreck television. Oh lord. This woman makes me sick
I hope Hogan gets all his money back. I do too. I do too after that allegation last week
What really ruined me for her was the last season of Hogan was best when he was having problems getting work
And she said on the show will you need to get a job because you need to support the lifestyle. I'm accustomed to
I'm gonna be like you better pick up the one ends
Hey, look at find a computer get on the internet and go to careerbuilder.com find you a job as a
Can't wrestle forever. He goes into his memorabilia room. Hey Linda look. I just found this steel chair
Crack what a robin here say you need some spare change
Get you a spare job then you have some spare change
God, uh-oh look at this go go go go go go
Melina says she is not signed with TNA yet. She said I'm sure that they y'all stop it. I have not signed with it
We all know it's a matter of time Melina. Did you see the former knockout former TNA knockout that's on the world's biggest loser this season?
Yeah, uh used to be desire
Desire yeah
She wow boy. She she had she had a desire for a buffet or something. So I mean bigger sluser. Yes
Can I just say they're doing there's a
There's a channel over in the UK right now. Let's do it in promotion with TNA
I'm gonna move different just to win this competition and then I'm gonna be back
What's the winner of the promotion? He used to go in a dinner date with Dolvets guy
Sure, they would go over very well with the lovely and talented Mrs. E. It's true. Probably would yeah
You might want to rethink that
Might want to edit this out of the show while you're at
Well, she would hear that she would laugh as well. What actually happened like like you have a shot
She's actually engaged, which is the weird thing for me and this Jesse Neil is out of TNA
Apparently they wanted him to go to OVW and he didn't want to go spoiler alert
You're not good enough to work for vets
You should have gone to OVW
They're friendly. You're not going to leave. I can't do that much longer. Here's my voice
You're not gonna really tall mohawk a wrestler does not make you not good enough to work for bishoff either. So
Let's talk about their big pay-per-view final resolution on Sunday
As AJ Styles and Robert Ruth go to a 30-minute iron man
Draw
Which leads me to the question is this really final resolution? No
I would say no no belts changed hands, but we'll talk about impact here in just a moment
But the first time since enjoying the company that both Hogan and bishoff were not at the pay-per-view
People are saying don't read into it. I'm saying read into it. Yeah
Because I'll tell you
Without their involvement the show's been better
It wasn't a bad episode this week
Then we'll go to raw talk a little bit about the
What a great opening this one had
Pretty much
Why can't we just do this as a one-hour Saturday night show in the USA like it used to be
Did I need a three hour walk?
I don't I don't get it three hour tour
It wasn't even that like I'd rather watch a Gilligan's album marathon
I know that he
This was terrible
The entire J.R. segment
What are we doing to Jim Ross?
This man is a Hall of Famer. This man is a legend in this building and you are reducing him to try and remember how to
Maliric to a rap song and then have him do
What can only be described described as him just falling on the ground? Yeah
That's that's what we're booking now that was the only thing on
On TV on that channel at that month if if we could just have coal
This coal J.R. thing just go away
I might talk a little bit nicer about coal
But most of my animosity towards Michael Cole comes from this
It's like watching a brother or a parent be publicly humiliated
Every death yeah
Because that J.R. is a guy that's literally been around this business as long as I can remember
I remember watching him on the old NWA step
I remember when he debuted at WrestleMania
I remember when he went back to W in a token. I remember when he had the bells palsy attacks
You know, this is a guy that's almost like a family member to me
It has been it has literally been in my home for three decades getting getting. So why are they doing this? I don't know
I don't know who thinks this is a good idea
Somebody actually asked J.R. if he needed the money and he kind of went off
Like he like got really offended which leads me to believe maybe he does
This is like my finances are none of your business. Oh, whoa J.R. Just asking a question. Slow your roll. That's why I know
Well, would you allow yourself
To be
Publicly flogged like this. Thank you for that compliment Sasha weekend. We got
Sasha just said a good taste in my music bit
Yeah, how I roll
Everything these guys have ever recorded
It just it hurts me. Yeah, like I had to at one point
I just got up and walked out of the room like I couldn't even fast forward it because I'd still be seeing it
I just walked out of the room so it just pretty much at the spinner room
Because at one point doesn't it doesn't book or teeth just have to go no can we not do this? I know
As soon as as soon as he as soon as he made the suggestion
I'm like this is not going to end well
And then we get ready to to present a slamming. I hear this. Oh, you didn't know
You asked about a call somebody
And know that did not mean it was last call because
I was shocked by this as the road dog Jesse James comes out in a Sean triple hdx army shirt. Uh-huh
Can we just get him to logo t-shirt for the heck of it? This shocked me
I never thought I'd see him. I mean, he was on for disabled the Hall of Fame on Sharon. I get that
I could not believe that Vince put him back on that couldn't either
And for him to do that speech
without
Without his acting for a nurse I was like yeah
It was empty
Especially given all the crap that the two of them have talked about H
Yeah, that really shocked and it ain't just a little bit. No, no, it's not
That was there was
Full blown much slung. I was just kind of like the only to slow your roll because they didn't like T&A's paying you a million dollars
No
And then I called you Monday night as I was on my way home from work right and
uh
You had paused it right at the beginning of this next segment
That was
You had asked me about something and I had told you what it was CM Punk shows up to accept his award
With a mannequin wearing a shirt and you said who are the radical dudes and I was like oh no
I said that was the tag team John Lauren. I just was in it. I'm like, okay now it's to make
I mean, I paused it right there as he was about to open his mouth and speak
Right whenever he called me and I'm like and then as soon as he said I'm like, okay
I think that's gonna make a lot more sense what he's about to say
Some people hated this segment. This is genius and I thought this was the best thing in the night
Yeah, there's only part of it that was worth watching for more than one reason
One the moment the moment
Two the fact that we got you got to touch
and
That's what I went over the age
I like Rob's gonna lose it when he sits down. I just say I heard the opening keyboard riff and I was like shot
the front door
This is about to rule
I almost had to think CM Punk had to hand pick that because that's such a geek reference. Yeah that
And I guarantee you there was a you could tell the generation gap in the room because you there were some people going
Oh, transformers the movie and there were other people going oh boogie night. No
Although same song. Yes
I just thought it was genius. It was absolutely genius and I also have a theory that David O'Tonga has the greatest job ever
He's wrestled like twice in the last six months
Pay me to walk around backstage with a cup of coffee in my hand
What does this guy do and an adult sippy cup with a stupid bow tie Mr. Hudson time on bow tie time on bow tie
I just this guy is the greatest job ever
And then then just get in the ring for five minutes every six months and get beat down by John Cena you'll be fine
And
Then go live with children for Hudson. Oh, okay, so the guy does have kind of a rough game
Wow, that woman I know I will always sympathize for her because of what happened to her family
Yeah, but apparently she now is the key witness and who this person might actually be. Oh god. That came out early
As an as a performing artist. I know you spoke
Yeah, I agree. I don't either
I firmly believe that outskirts political
It was the movie movie industry thumbing their nose to see and it is her and the wait watchers commercial grind for the gin crack
annoys the dogs not out of it
I also want to give kudos to Vince because we don't when Vince does the right thing
We don't give him enough credit on the show and I honestly believe that well, and he does the right thing so rarely nowadays
Well, what he did if you miss wrong Monday night he met a soldier overseas
Who was not going to be able to spend the holidays with her family apparently she carries a ww
title about every where she goes and when she met Vince they said she hugged him and she didn't let go for like 10 minutes
And she was just crying
Vince flew her family into the show put him front front front front row ring side and put them on camera so she could see them
While she's over there. I can't that's awesome. That's that's that's the kind of thing that he needs to do more
Yeah, because there's a stigma on this industry. There always has been
But things like that and tribute to the troops that goes a long way scene it comes out his
His mug is right in the middle of the camera on Tuesday night, and he says this is my favorite show of the year
There's just not enough good. I can say about that. Yeah, right
You know, I'm happy that we're pulling our last 40,000 troops out of Iraq by the end of the year
I never thought I'd see this day either
I couldn't be happier and
This this week of the year and the WWE is always a reminder for us
Of the saccharisate people. Yeah
One step at a time
It's like the old saying so's a million miles start to the step or two
You know
Let me get to the end of the show. So apparently pain has joined slipknot
Is that what we're going with when I first saw him what when they when they when they took the metal met the
Metal Jason X-man the metal Max is where I'm going with the slipknot thing. Yeah, I know or or quiet riot, you know
One of the two
But I would
Jules and I looked each other. I'm like is that came or is that taker?
And I know it's came but I swear to God when I first saw that now I know I take her now
We know why he's been gone so long because he has to grow his hair out now, but
The first thing I saw
Would he took off that mask?
Is that not the same mask taker war in the late 90s? That's kind of I'm like or the mid 90s
I guess I was like how cool would it be if
Takeer came back sporting Kane's gimmick and Kane comes back sporting taker's gimmick and that's where we go with this
Stop position. Yeah
That's your five dollar college or the best but I was I it still even when I looked at the at the replay
I'm like that still doesn't look like Kane it looks like taker wearing Kane's costume
I
Thought it was kind of cool, but it seems like I was like I don't know
We're still working towards what two more weeks until we get this 2012 thing out of the way
Uh-huh and apparently this girl was now gonna hair out the return of whoever this is
Here he could be
We've only got to get a couple more weeks to wait it out
Jericho has said that Fauzi's record going to be in the studio from January to April. Yeah, and fun
Jericho says a lot
I don't know how much of what he means or how much of a he's actually saying when he's sober
He's funny. It was Vince
Vince Harolding his own return. Go ahead
What a what a whimper that would come in with
I would it be the first time? No, of course not just saying so beside Jericho
But stop the taker and who else could it be? You think the rumors of Batista are out there, but I
I
I just I want to believe it's the undertaker so badly
But apparently the smart money says it's Jericho the smart money apparently says it should not by me
But by people in the know or saying it's Jericho
Sasha's about to uh
Log off so good night. We appreciate you coming tune in kiddo. Yeah. Thank you so much
Check this out every so not next time I guess we won't be here, but remember if you miss any part of the show
Just go back on the archive. Yes, every show is there back to last August of August of 10
So and this is show 75
Weekly show 75 if you add all the special editions we're up over 90. Yeah
And the one we did the one we did at the uh the car show. Yeah, wow. I was that was a year ago last week. Yep
Let's talk a little bit about tribute to the troops because I do want to talk about that just a bit
A couple of quick stats for you
The ninth annual tribute to the troops that amazes me
It doesn't seem like they've been doing it that long and it was the first time it was ever done inside
If you notice that yes, but it was still in Fort Bragg they were on the base, but they were just indoors for the first time
I love George Wallace. I've been a George Wallace fan for 20 years, but George Wallace
80% of that arena went
Couldn't have been any worse than Atlas
Ridiculous laugh
fake force laugh
Lillian gets to sing the national Lillian
But it doesn't make tell of it doesn't make the air. So let me make sure I'm perfectly clear on this
We're doing tribute to the troops and we don't have the national
Yeah, that makes zero sound like Dr. Eva. I don't know. I'm waiting for you to hold a hairless cat
Which I what's going to happen in this house and apparently
Yeah, no
And then Rosa Mendes is now with a pre-mail at Epico. So is this Puerto Rican Mexican America?
Is that what we're doing? Is this now the first time that raw has ripped off TNA? It's
I'm very confused somehow. I doubt it's the first time they ripped off TNA
Still doesn't make a difference. Do you see what you see? I came out in Smackdown with like these pull over ponchos and have their name and like
Like when people cut pieces of paper out of the paper to make words
I'm like really
That's what we got. Are we just calling this lack of a gimmick?
And congratulations Drew McIntyre apparently still has a job and jobs in 45 seconds
He's a new al snow moving on we go to impact
So we talked about how wow
There was no resolution a final resolution
So at the beginning of impact we have the five-minute overtime for the world heavyweight title
That we didn't have on the paper view of final
You're doing you're doing Dr. Evel's voice again
Just a quick quick
Ha ha ha ha
charla
Florida-american for a primo and epico where to
See or know I'm a helper. I like to help people. I like to help
I tried to take coal under my wing that did to work. I want to send a memo to the people booking at TNA impact wrestling
I'm gonna turn this down so that you're really here. I'm never the wrong way. So that was up
Don't let Scott's time to talk like ever
I hated his promos back in the day that show is taped at least three days ahead of time
We can't edit out you got to do and we got to do and you and I and things and we're gonna go
That's how the promo win Roy's right. It is brain. We can't edit that. It's a Roy's not live
That's probably the best cut they had
That's probably the best don't do the thing yet. Okay, just go
These guys are coming up next and just don't like show it, but don't do the audio
Just have a bit in slow motion and have an end with it. Have an end with taz going in
And then I'm good
Taz is dying now
Driving me insane. I mean, I've never did get his
Big booty daddy is your hook up. Hallelujah. I that beat me to death. No, it's not hollow with him
It's holler if you hear me
But when velvet sky does it it's sexy or I'm just saying she can say holler, but good
I wouldn't stress trust standard to say his name like I just did trust a stiner to say his name correctly
I'm gonna. I'm gonna. I'm gonna. I'm gonna. I've got stiner to see
We are apparently right now we're in the middle of a what they call a wild card tag team tournament
Okay, we're basically just taking right random guys and putting them together in tag matches
I like WWE, but but just just for a tournament not like every day
I like this better in the NWA when it's called the lethal lottery where you just picked your name out of a fishbowl
But that's what they call it. It was called the lethal lottery
They did that with the crockin tag tournament one year the whole thing was a lethal lottery
And if you won that wasn't necessarily your tag partner in the next round of the tournament, which is kind of cool on a train wreck
But I just I don't care and apparently the winners of this thing get a shot at the tag titles
So we're gonna take two guys that you randomly put together to win the tag titles for mexican america
And they're gonna go up a genesis against the tag team of two other random guys that you're just picking and throwing together
So it's just like the WWE exactly
They rip off from you you rip off from me. Hey true. I want to talk about my leader
My leader
What did he do now because remember I do not and I watch this stuff Steve Gordon if you're listening to the show
I would love five minutes
If nothing else, I love a liner for the show. So if you know this thing Steve Gordon
Up from out
He's doing the GM role basically on impact right now
And after at the pay-per-view Jeff Jarrett is defeated by Jeff Hardy
So Jeff Hardy is now the number one contender for the world heavyweight title
But sting says this Thursday on impact. I'm firing someone with the last name Jarrett
So Karen runs into him backstage and she says staying it looks so great. He's like I know how my goodness
Like he's totally just
He's nuts right now, but not like joker pain. Not joker pain. He's just funny nuts
Where he's doing the whole like she starts clapping and jumping up and out and he's doing the same thing kind of a deal
Well, she's just she's are saying like, you know, you need to let that Jeff go easy
No, I'm the prince vice president to the knockout division, you know
I need to be here. Well, then he runs into Jeff and Jeff's doing the same thing. She said she wants to be a hope of the kids
You know, this trap has been tough on her
So they tell each other no, I told him I was gonna go no, I told him I was gonna so stay and call some both into his office
Uh, he's not he's kind of crazy thing, but he's not really as crazy thing as he was Charlotte
But he calls them both of them into his office
And he goes can I ask you both something because they both started with the you know
I understand we understand who you know
and and and staying actually breaks the fourth wall and goes
So have neither one of you been watching any segment of the show
And then proceeds to show them the segments where they're talking to him backstage
I said, you know what that is the greatest segment that this show is produced in six months
Which ain't saying much, but it was still good like it was good to the fact that
Sting said the one thing that every wrestling fan in the history of ever has ever said after watching a wrestling show
How did you not see this coming it was on TV an hour ago
The fact that Sting did that I thought was greatness. So he's gone from Joker to Deadpool. I love it. I loved it
And to say that impact was probably the best wrestling show of the week. Oh my god. How sad
I'm saying it. I'm saying it right now. Wow. That says something
We were gonna do Smackdown tomorrow night, but there's really only thing one thing I want to say about Smackdown
And that is that Cody Rhodes has the worst heel laugh in the history of the business
Really he has one of the worst gimmicks he's he's had one of the worst gimmicks and ages and I'm gonna say this
Way too soon to put gold dust back in the outfit
That was because I love gold dust
Why did you throw your notebook because I'm done with it now? Yeah, right. I was like we're moving on. It's time to talk a little out of fell
Speaking of wrestling join us tomorrow night Fox and Hound Richardson, Texas just west of central expressway on
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We'll be live on the air at six o'clock central time preparing you for the pay-per-view
Hopefully the Cleveland Browns will have be have their game in hand one way or another so we can set up
Good night, but but do ask do ask the server when you walk in the door, which side we're gonna be on because they made me because we don't know yet
Have you seen the poster? No
Jeez it's CM Punk with an ice cream bar that has a table on later
She I may see if I can have that one
Because I don't ask for much. I may ask for that poster if that's the one they got it
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We'll talk about the pay-per-view itself tomorrow night. We're not gonna talk about it tonight because then we have nothing to talk about tomorrow
NFL news
Oh my gosh
We are currently watching the Cowboys Buccaneers game. It is 20 seconds left in the half Cowboys are up 28 and nothing
Which really if you can't beat the Buccaneers you have problems
But speaking of the Cowboys former Cowboys wide receiver Sam heard
Currently we think
With the Chicago Bears
I need to run to the other room because oh if you go on the coffee table there should be an orange piece of paper
It's got some writing on it
I need that because that's gonna give me the details on the story that I forgot to bring in with me Chad have you heard this story? Yes, I have
So
Probably not gonna be the ring of honor for Sam. No, Sam. Oh, no
There's a detail in this story that makes it scary for me
Why why for you what for for just not me for me personally, but
There's a detail to this story that makes it a little bit more frightening than it is
Sam heard is busted and I mean busted. Yeah, by federal agents
Trying to buy five to ten kilos of cocaine
And then wants to set up a deal where he can buy a thousand pounds of pot per week
And it's a half a ton of marriage a wana
Oh, who is the leader do you want to know not Sam heard?
Oh boulder would be like so happy
Here's the thing keep your pet your weight and that's the stereotype here's the thing
These federal agents have been doing a doing a little bit of a sting operation with him
They have a report that they say is into double digits of NFL players that were his customers
So we are talking
Burn it to the ground time. Wow
No pun intended. Yeah, but
Here's the thing. He's not gonna be burning bridges. They've already done it. Yeah
Actually, I heard they actually started investigating him when he's still with the Cowboys last year
And these guys are current players or former all it says is
Double digit list of NFL players. He has sold to though. I think he and his attorney have denied that
Obviously, of course. You think I need the list. I need the list. I need the list. I need the list
I don't care if nobody else has it in the in the media. I'm a respected member of the media. I need the list
Requiring minds would like to know. Oh, I want to know so bad
This is a bad bad deal. Yes, and if you are
Roger Gidele
Your tap dancing shoes could not get on fast enough because if you're Gidele you're already on the line going
I need this list of players. Yeah. Oh, yeah, I have to have this list of players. All AT double hockey sticks is about to
Let's go. Let's go over the week in the NFL. It's gonna hit the fan
New England over Washington 3427 in the game. We all wish would be a 0-0 tie Tom Brady be in Tom Brady
22-37-357-3 touchdowns
New Orleans beats up that beat doesn't really beat up on Tennessee. Remember last week on this show
I said New Orleans be careful going into Tennessee because they won't bite you. They almost did 22 to 17
New Orleans has to score 13 points in the fourth quarter
New Orleans was only like
Average and half away from the Superdome. They're only like three and three or now four and three nine
Yeah, but so but you know Jake Locker
13 to 29 282 and a touchdown
Bad kids not playing badly now playing great on playing bad our beloved dolphins get beat up on by the Philadelphia Eagles 26 to 10
They started out so strong and then it was like, okay, we're done scoring at 10
I have no words. Yeah, Atlanta beats Carolina 31 to 23
Cam Newton has a decent day 19 of 39 to 76 to touchdowns and two interceptions
Tampa Bay
Look what's happening right now. How are you gonna let Jackson go be 241 to 14?
How
And you know what I give the coach pass because he put them to 10 wins last year
It's I think it's the quarterback. I'm sorry. I'm too many leaders on the screen
Just too many turnovers. Yeah, I mean you lose a turn over you
But you know what my dark horse Houston Texans baby
win again 20 to 19 over Cincinnati TJ Yates
26 of 44 300 yards two touchdowns and a pick
But remember TJ you've got the best defensive league you got the number two running game in the league use it
And he's without 100 got to two. Yeah, that is true
Detroit beats up on Minnesota, but then again who doesn't?
Matt Stafford 20 of 29 to 27 and two touchdowns
The Jets beat up on Kansas City 37 to send 37 to 10 again. Who doesn't?
Yeah, well who is it beat up on the jets either mark Sanchez doesn't even break 200 yards passing
Denver
turbo-tibo-tibo-tibo-tibo-tibo-tibo-tibo-tibo-tibo-tibo-tibo-tibo-tibo-tibo-tibo-tibo-tibo-tibo. This later
Another. Oh he went fortigator then he's a gator
Two national championships in a high spent trophy what
Yeah, I remember where she comes from.
He's like, oh yeah, get shoved down everybody's room.
I'm so sick of his name.
I can't stand it.
I think it's greatness.
No, it's not.
He's a quality kid.
He's a good role model.
When you hear his name being yelled on the hallway 24-7,
it's great passing period.
I think it's great.
You want to punch the wall.
And you should.
And then you'll hurt yourself.
Then you'll feel stupid.
And then I'll laugh even more.
No, because then I'll get to Lee's school.
And I hear his name ever again.
And so you turn your TV on.
Oh, God.
No, then I'll just keep it off.
But they beat Chicago in over time
after Mary and Barbara has the worst possible scenario
attitude.
Keep your feet balanced.
I'm just saying Baltimore beats Indianapolis
within, again, who doesn't 24 to 10.
This game, there's a lot closer than it should have been.
I agree.
Just saying Arizona beat San Francisco.
Did not see this coming.
No, 21 to 19.
Frank Gore, 10 rushes for 72 yards at a touchdown.
Don't count San Francisco out.
They will make noise into playoffs.
San Diego beats up on Buffalo.
A team that we were really there, taking a huge advantage.
Give Ryan a good patch of gold that money and he goes, OK, I'm good.
The Giants beat Dallas 37, 34.
What do I say about this team every week?
No team snatches you to feed out of the jaws of victory back.
You're trying to give away games sooner or later.
You're going to give away game.
That's what they did on Sunday night football this week.
That's their 12th.
I'm sorry, the third 12 point collapse in the fourth quarter.
Yeah, that they've had this year.
And you know how many they've had before that?
Amber two and hadn't had one since what 68th.
I don't know.
Just saying can somebody please beat the green by Packers?
I don't think it's going to happen.
I just saw something Charlotte posted a little while ago about San
Curtis going to be the Jose could sick of NFL cheese.
And then Monday night football in a game.
There's no way you can sell me on watching,
unless you were going to pay me to watch this game.
I did not watch this as Seattle beat St. Louis 30 to 13.
Marshawn Lynch 23 rushes for 115 yards and a touchdown.
Nobody else watched it either.
Would you believe this is like the like the second or third time this year?
I haven't watched the money.
I came because the schedule so Monday night sucks anyway.
And then Thursday night this week.
Atlanta Jacksonville another game.
You're not going to sell me on 41 to 14.
That's about right.
I mean, just watching that game.
But be careful.
Don't buy into the Atlanta Falcons.
I heard a set the other day that the teams that they're beaten
in the last six weeks are combined like eight and 43.
I mean, it's like the local team here.
Yeah, let's not get stupid with it.
Tampa Bay cheerleaders.
Right now it is at the half Dallas is being Tampa Bay 28 to nothing.
There are thousands constantly millions watching this thing right now.
Hey, let's talk about tomorrow's early games.
Carolina at Houston.
Good luck to you.
Caminotone because you're going to get beat Miami Buffalo.
Can we win a game, John?
Can we win this game?
It's possible.
We're at Buffalo in December.
This concerns me.
That is December.
That Buffalo worst team in December.
The Cowboys are the dolphins.
I would have to say right now right now it's the dolphins team that's on TV.
Oh, really?
You say the Cowboys right now?
Yeah.
Cincinnati at St. Louis.
If you need a nap.
Tennessee at Indy.
This will be like watching a big 10 game.
There'll be a lot of running and no scoring unless you're a Derek Gita.
Number two.
Also your early games tomorrow, Seattle at Chicago.
Good.
God.
What is it?
Is it really week 15?
New Orleans at Minnesota.
Do you have that page mark that I'll tell you who's carrying which games tomorrow?
I mean, some of these matchups are Washington at the Giants.
Like, I can't even give you stuff like I can't even get excited about anything.
Green Bay at Kansas City.
Green Bay is not going to beat them.
Green Bay is not going to lose in Kansas City.
We could grab eight other people and we could beat the Kansas City.
Right now.
We could go to the mall and grab like a pregnant lady, twin infants, an elderly couple,
and a dude that works at the gap.
And I think we could beat the Kansas City.
Detroit and Oakland.
That might be a decent game.
It's going to depend on which of these teams shows up.
Are you going to get the Lions in the first seven weeks?
Are you going to get the Lions in the last four?
And are you going to get the Oakland Raiders?
Or the Oakland Raiders?
Hey, even your boy Phil is rooting for Tivo.
I'll just say it.
I've got it on my screen right now.
Your Sunday night game.
Are we also have a Cleveland at Arizona?
Jets at Philadelphia.
Your night game though, New England at...
No, that's a Lincoln, New England at Denver.
That game will be fun to watch.
I got it up.
Who do we get locally?
Hold on a second.
I'm CBS.
The early game here is...
Oh, Cincinnati at St. Louis.
Real bar, sleep in.
Sleep in, then on CBS.
The late game.
New England, Denver.
Oh, so they are carrying that game here locally.
That's probably the best game of the day.
Pretty much 90% of the country is going to get that.
Unless you get stuck watching that.
So Fox doesn't have the double header this week.
It's stuck watching the Cleveland Air Zone again.
Cleveland Air Zone.
You're Sunday night game Baltimore San Diego.
Could be entertaining.
But it also could not be anything.
Oh, by the way, the early game on Fox.
I think it's the early game.
But the one game we get on Fox is going to be the...
The skins and the giants.
That's NFC's.
But Monday night this week.
Not a bad matchup.
Pittsburgh at San Francisco.
No.
I think that'll be a decent game.
Oh, we'll leave.
Yeah.
First time in about a month.
We've had a decent game on Monday night, so.
That is how we prepare you for Week 15 at the NFL.
One of my favorite commercials is on right now.
I like tap daddy's like, because I thought it was a new video game.
And I was like, oh, they're running.
I thought it was like a new Halo or something.
Yeah.
Answers dancing, I'm in.
Just saying.
To, uh, LMFA.
Yes.
Love that band.
Everyday I'm shuffling.
You know who they are.
Do we talk about that?
LMFA.
You know who they are?
Yeah, of course I know who they are.
Son and brother of Barry Gordy.
Son and brother.
I don't know who that is.
The guy that founded Motel.
Yeah.
That's his brother and his kid.
Oh, wow.
Interesting.
That's what I say.
You know who they are.
Oh, I was like, yeah, I know who they are.
And it's not Rockwell, I'm a sin.
And the girl, no.
And the girl that sings on that song is smoking hot.
She is smoking hot.
Just saying.
Street lights on.
Do a wing list tonight.
So look at the way-
So look at the way-
Ding ding ding ding.
L...List, List, List, List, List, List, List, Lists.
Unless you've got any video game corner stuff.
Anything you want to talk about?
No, it's been...
But if you haven't bought it by now, you're not going to buy it at all.
That's true.
I'm getting over it.
Same thing with music.
Everything's out by now.
Yeah.
Right.
So let us do a little bit of listing now.
Come on.
There we go.
You're going to change the list theme tonight.
Because we're both doing lists. We can't have both themes on, right?
Chances.
I can't hear Johnny Mathis and nothing of Richard Jenny.
I'm sorry.
Johnny Mathis music was playing. I'm only human.
God rest his soul.
What we thought we'd do for this is this is our last show before Christmas.
Our last show before the New Year's Eve show.
So we got to cover Christmas right now.
We decided we're going to do dueling lists this week.
Chad's listed his 10 favorite Christmas songs.
I have listed my 10 least favorite Christmas songs.
Some of them are just songs in general.
Some of them are specific versions of songs.
We have them all cute up for you.
We're not going to play every one of every song because we don't have the next three hours.
Play along at home.
By the way, you can get the home game from Ronco Toys.
Ronco Toys.
We are going to start with Chad's list.
Chad's 10 favorite Christmas songs of all time starting with.
Do I even need to say it?
John Denver in the Muppets.
The 12 Days of Christmas.
Here's your trivia song.
How many partridges of the pear tree did he get?
How many partridges in a pear tree did he get?
A. Partridge in a pear?
Incorrect.
A. Partridge in a pear?
He got all of those things eh what was not aware.
The 12 Days of Christmas.
It took the wise men 12 days to get to the men's car.
But nothing muppets now.
Oh, hold on, big...pickie.
This movie was so awesome.
I just wanted to see it.
I wish I saw it with y'all.
Number eight.
Number nine, I'm sorry.
I got it. We just heard it.
Yeah, we just heard it.
We're going to another one of the songs.
Saying this in choir.
Yes, you did.
We played this in band every year.
Greatness of Johnny Mathis.
I still remember the choreography.
I'm not a big fan of this version of this.
I prefer the instrumental version.
This was something that my saintet mother introduced me to.
This album.
This specific album.
And that's why I like this song.
Number eight.
Anything but this guy I'm in on.
I love him.
And this is so great.
I love him.
Never do that, don't do it.
Although there is another Christmas song of his that I do know.
Really?
What?
Satchimo is such a greatness.
The great Louie Armstrong with his version of what you want.
I don't use that at all.
That's what you were going to say.
Like if that was Dr. John, I would get it.
I've actually got Dr. T.
Something like him doing that one too.
Number eight.
That was number eight.
We go to number seven.
What are the great vocalists of ever?
Especially a guy that really is equated with.
Yes.
With Christmas.
Yeah.
This was a tough call for me.
I didn't know whether to put this one or his do it with Bowie doing a little drama.
See we talked about that last week so I didn't put it.
I didn't want to put it on all this.
Yeah.
Dreaming of a one.
It didn't cross me.
I just want to go out and make hot chocolate like right now.
Yeah, right.
That's how I feel.
I just love that shot of them and holiday and singing this together.
Imagine Santa outfits.
It's just so cool.
Number six.
We go to one of my Christmas traditions.
Now you can't hear this.
And you automatically know it's Christmas.
Yes.
When you hear this, the first time you hear this, whether you're a local radio station,
like here starts playing Christmas music the day after Halloween.
I know right.
But you hear this and it's like, I don't care how bad of a day or how good of a day you're having.
This song makes it all better.
Yeah, it really does.
I mean, whenever I was putting the list together, I looked at my lovely wife.
I'm like, tell me you don't hear a fireplace crack.
Yeah, right.
Do you really want to know what you're all just saying?
What?
Is she trying to kill the moment?
Holy crap.
Here comes Jesus.
And there is so much from this album that it was like, gosh, which one do I pick?
This is the song.
This is the song.
When I think of this movie, I think of this.
This is one of my fellow co-workers at my new job.
She actually has a Charlie Park Christmas tree on her.
Yeah, yeah.
You can get those a Walgreens.
Yeah.
I was always like, oh my god, that's the one with the one ornament that bends it over.
With Lytis's blanket wrapped around the face.
They're going to love the street.
Yeah.
It was great.
Nice.
Awesome.
We now go to number five.
And there are several different versions of this song.
But it's this version that I always think of.
And you too.
Now, see, I will have a different version of this song in my last.
Not this.
I love this song in general.
But there's a version of this song.
Absolutely.
For years, this was my favorite Christmas song.
Now, we talked about this last week on this show.
My favorite Christian band, Whiteheart, doesn't admit.
Yeah, I'll cue that up for the end of the show.
So you can hear it.
It's my favorite version of this song.
That way we don't go out on a bad note.
We'll go out on a good note.
Ah, yeah.
You and I talked about that.
Where is it?
There's something about this.
This Harry Simone Corraldo in this and always just gives me goosebumps.
Yeah, this is a good version of this one.
And I kind of wanted my list to kind of run the emotional gamut.
You've got these songs that, you know, almost make you tear up.
And then you have the next song on my list that has the exact opposite effect.
No, I can't cue it up because it was the version.
It's DRM.
And DRM is a show of wisdom.
Oh, that makes me mad.
Okay.
Okay.
Moving on.
Number four.
And only this version.
Yeah.
I don't care.
Who else does this song?
Yeah, right.
It's not the same.
The greatness of thorough Ravenscroft.
I don't know.
Most people as Tony the Tiger.
Are you serious?
Yes, he is.
This is the original Tony the Tiger.
And he's the one that he passed away.
Oh, yeah.
Okay.
Now, I will say this.
In the remake.
Faith Hills version of this.
I think it's amazing.
And I'll play that at the end of the show because I do have this.
Oh, no.
Where are you, Chris?
Where are you, Christmas?
Okay.
Love this song.
Number three.
Again, a guy that I met.
Anything he does, I mean.
Yeah.
It's actually Christmas.
And this is his best Christmas song.
Arguably this is his best Christmas song.
I had a whole bunch of them.
But this one, I was like, no.
This is a stop down.
It's chairman.
Yeah.
Chairman of the board.
All right.
He was at the right pack with an answer to a jeopardy.
Well, that doesn't sort of shock me.
And I'm sure it's a thousandth time.
It's been an answer on jeopardy.
Number two, and a great version of this song.
That's why I picked it.
It was actually used in a special Fox didn't once.
This version is coming out.
This, I can't make it through this one and not cry.
I was going to play for a minute.
Okay.
Silent night.
Holy night.
All is calm.
All is bright.
When occupy the music is done right, it can move out.
Yes.
And I wish they would have done the entire song.
They only do the first two versions.
But their, their album Christmas and Boys Demand Christmas interpretations is wonderful.
And it's not all occupels.
This is only occupel the track called me album.
Do you want to see something?
No.
Oh, the reason that this got so high up on my list.
It said something to me.
I started the phone about that.
was my high school choir did this at St. Stephen's Cathedral not too far from where you live okay and it's
easy it is a round cathedral it's acoustically perfect cathedral and we did this with the combined
choirs of all other Mesquite high school choirs and when I heard my sister do this five years
before I even started high school I heard her choir do this I'm like this is what made me want to
start singing by the way Kim your brother just aged checked you well anyway thank you for
breaking it down I'm trying to be sentimental here in the church anyway when my opportunity came
to sing this for the last time my senior year in high school and we did this the cathedral is
completely dark we walk out each of us carrying a single candle always great especially on Christmas Eve
when you have candle light services yeah I love it and when we hit the last note everybody
blew their candle out nice and my mother and I were driving through your neighborhood this
very neighborhood listening to this song looking at Christmas lights this version came up because I
put a mix CD together she looked at me she goes that reminds me of whenever you get this nice
call and it's giving me goosebumps and I'm such a fan of this version of this song and
is it weird to anybody else that there's a lot of churches that aren't doing services on Christmas day
yeah it is that is weird my church the church I'm going to now is not doing service
Christmas day really I mean I will be out of town they're doing Christmas Eve and not
Christmas stuff get this note Christmas on Sunday too yeah I love this ending
and number one on the list feels been asking for it in the chat room oh my god I'm gonna
want to sing it and this is another one if your name is not Nat King Cole leave this song
Johnny Mathis did this and it wasn't bad but it wasn't Nat King Cole brother and now he's got
several different versions notice I put on the notes 1961 right that's this is the 1961 version
and this is the one that pretty much everybody knows best and like this but see Nat King Cole
he can't do much wrong in my mind no this guy musically a genius I've got so I do could sing the
phone book and I would listen I've got so much of his music I've got I probably have close to a
gig of music of his on my hard drive that's how much I love this guy this is Christmas to me this
is it I hear this and it is not Christmas until I hear this oh she's not here anymore but Sasha says
she did sing this in her choir I did she but she couldn't stand it that was yeah see my whole
thing is I don't care who does this song if you're not Nat King Cole it's just not the same you need
there are certain songs that you know other people can sing it I'm good with it this is one that
I just even like Elvis when Elvis did you mention Edda James that last perfect song same thing this is
another one so now let's go to the other side of that coin and what I'm fighting to be the worst
Christmas songs all times we're gonna start I'll quite a few of these come from the MTV TRL Christmas
album this is the first one I like to watch you hear this
this is blink wanted to choose I won't be home for Christmas
that's that's a nice positive message and I like this band too I like blink wanted to
this song is terrible this is already a big now this next one I'm not even gonna play because I don't
have any of this the Bieber Christmas album I'm sorry out every fuse yeah this is a whole
album I give him credit because the proceeds from his first single with the charity I'll give him
credit but outside of now this next one number eight I don't care who does it it wears me out because
John Cougar Melatam does a great version of this next song I can't say whoever doesn't I never like this
I never did either it's it's it's disturbing it's not necessary and you can just play around with
the words on this too and most most kids do there's a reason this is an audio video
okay I'm having doc Randy Orton flesh oh well hopefully we'll see doc tomorrow hope so
number seven on my list anything the redneck carolers they're they have two CDs like they did one
where apparently Alan Jackson did a Christmas song with the chipmunks and they do a version of it
but they don't change the name so it's still Alan and Alvin and it's like but you're not
Alan Jackson and you're not the chipmunks and what they do with the chipmunks is they just did
the vocal thing like they didn't even do the chipmunks it's like hey Alan I'm a chipmunk that's
the whole I was like really dude Christmas yeah did you record this in your mom's basement sounds
like a coaster needs to be made out of that album number six anything off Larry the cable guy's
Christmas album it's not funny don't care number five if you I was with this fight for a minute
and it's just this version
guys do you know this song really do you know this song but do you know this song
no this is called Merry Christmas from the family this is Jill sob you all's version if your name
is not Robert Earl keen don't do this song because if Robert Earl keen it's a country song you
can hear him singing it as a country song her singing the song I'm out I don't know who she is
she's the girl that she's she's the original I kissed the girl
no one's a thing but I not the I kiss girl I like it not just Haiti Perry this is back
okay okay I haven't either number four also from the TRL Christmas album
just because you're hot doesn't mean you can make a good Christmas song okay
just because I may or may not have seen you in playboy it's not you can do this
oh god
I share glad you guys are focusing this is awesome they're both listening
this is Willa Ford this is Mike Modano
so I'm just called Santa baby give me give me give me
I told you these are the worst
number three on my list is what I like to call worlds
look this I have to do something okay shut up
no keep don't tell me to shut up we need to keep talking so we can drown out this
direct it's playing in the background please please oh it's gonna get worse trust me
when I go to this next one you're gonna be like can we go back to the other one I'm doing you a
favor right now this next one is world's colliding I'm just gonna I'm not even gonna say
this I'm just going to let it play
please be sitting down the tall saying
do you think it okay Jose Felicia no great Christmas song
not so fast my friend wait till the sunろ kicks in
Because when you pursue I know who's about to start singing yeah and so I want you I want you to the picture in your mind
What's about to happen? I like her but listen
Because what I think for Lisa Navidad I think in a knowing French Canadian songbird
Wait until she gets to the chorus
Is she said every she should end every line with pop-a-pop
steel chair
steel chair
This woman beats me to death
Crazy is a little
Push her off the pal the cruise ship
Aren't you begging for Willow Ford right now?
No number two we go to a song from your list
But this version of this is Peggy Lee's version of the little drummer more and I'll tell you in a minute why it annoys me
I like Peggy Lee so do I but just listen
Don't change the words
I
Should change one word just change to
This we bring
Don't tell the story in the third person
The song was written to be told in the first person if you don't want to sing about being a little drummer boy don't sing the song
You don't hear me sing it I am every woman for a reason
Several reasons actually
Some have accused me of silence
Okay right here
Ruins the song it ruins the greatness of the little drummer boy
Wow, I don't need one of the goats narrating the scene
Because that's what I see is that somebody else is telling the story
Now as much as this drives me nuts. Oh, no, we haven't gotten to number one
And I just heard this song for the first time the other day because as you know
I have about 32,000 songs in my iPod so there's a lot of songs that I've never heard before
This came last year on an iTunes
holiday sampler. I remember that I'm not never bothered to download it
But you know, it had some great stuff in it
Lady and a bump doing baby. It's cold outside. It's greatness
But then there's this group they're called glass Vegas. I've heard of them. I've heard of them. I want you to hear this debacle
I already think I'm watching Alexis commercial
haha
Flexs
Shameless
Are you going to let you know how Irish I am because I'm going to sing it my Ph accessible
Is he is he Irish or is he? I don't know
This is called what is this called a snowflake fell and it felt like a kiss
He sounds like count chocolate after taking a nut shot or something
What in the name of it's like somebody like Chris Martin from Coldplay started to sing a song and somebody hit him with a two by four
He's probably Scott is just think about it glass biggest glass girl. He's probably Scott
I'm thinking like last night's something like that Eastern European
This is a Russian
This is my number one
This is my name
This and it takes a lot for me to put together a bad Christmas song was because I love Christmas music
But there are some bad ones out there. There's a lot more than this. Can I just take the next two minutes and cleanse your palate please anything?
Oh, I just got a message from old Saint Nick way up in Christmas land and he says the toys for good girls and boys are being made
It's planned. There's a truck for a little Billy and a dolly for Molly dear
But you ain't getting dittily squat because you're really screwed up this year
The greatest of Haywood bank
Bobby Tom
The white with snow and the lights are shining bright and the wee little heads talked up in bad dream of sugar plums this night
You may dream of big red apples and candy cane so near
But but you ain't getting dittily squat because you're really screwed up this year
When your mother asked you to wash the dishes why you said no, no, no, and you would not pick up your socks
So it's case a raw dog face hole
I love Haywood things. Well, you know that science is watching you and he keeps a great big list
But when I tell him the things you do he really will be angry
So when you try to sit upon his knee, he'll knock you on your ear
Because you ain't getting dittily squat because you're really screwed up this year
No, you ain't get
Squall oh my god Jim Carey moment. I know right
Shit, yeah, that's
Really
That's gonna do it kids. We want you to have a great holiday
We will see you on New Year's Eve
We're gonna leave you with Faith Hills version of where are you Christmas from how the grinch don't Christmas
We appreciate each and every one of you that listen to this show
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Until New Year's Eve at 8 o'clock on the east coast
7 o'clock on the west coast for Chad for Megan for John I'm Rob my friends clubhouse is close. We're gonna let Faith help bring you home
Why can't I find you? Why have you gone away?
Where is the laughter you used to bring me why can't I hear music
My world is behind me. I'm rearranging does that mean Christmas changes to
Where are you Christmas? Do you remember the one you used to know I'm not the same one
See what the time is done is that why you had and let me go
Oh
Christmas is here everywhere
Christmas is here
It's there is a love in my heart and your mind
You will feel like Christmas all the time
I feel you Christmas. I know I found you
You never fade away
You never fade away
And all your Christmas days here in the side of the field of each and every heart with love
Where are your Christmas? Feel your heart with love
And all your Christmas days here in the side of the field of each and every heart with love
Who cares about the clouds when we're together?
Just sing a song and think about sunny weather
Happy Christmas to you
Happy Christmas to you
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