The Clubhouse – Episode 22

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It is Saturday nights, it is 8 o'clock on the east coast, it is 5 o'clock on the
west coast. It is the 10th of December in the year of our Lord 2011. It is the
dawning of a new era. Welcome to the clubhouse season 2 episode 22. The triple
deuces the kids like to say. We appreciate each and every one of you joining us.
My name is Rob. I am the executive producer and host of this show joining me at
this time is my co-host, my broadcast partner and a man who has been going through as much
withdrawals on this show as I have. He is Chad. Thank you sir. Boy I miss hearing this
song. It is 12 days. It is out of show. I was jones it. I am freaking out and need a fix.
And it seems like a lot longer than that. It does. Even though this week flew. Like this
week for me flew for you to get the new job. Having a great time hoping some of my trainees
are tuned in tonight. If not, then I will yell at them on Monday. I think they will
pay dearly. And again we have another button to push. Normally I push the button to unmute
my microphone. That I push the button to unmute Chad's microphone. We have another button
to push. Joining us for the very first time. We have a brand new very special guest. You
know him. You love him. You can't live without him. At least two other people can't.
He is Mikey dot com craft. Hello radio world. That's how we wanted to come. He brought it.
He's representing. We have Mikey for a very special purpose tonight. We have a very big
deal happening later in the show. And we have another special guest on the way. It's
currently on the way to the studio. We're going to have four people on the show tonight.
It's the most people we've had a long time. Ten pound bag and a five pound. That would
be me. Here you go. Like it says on the run sheet. Welcome to the next level. We're not
Sega. The show will be every Saturday night. Next week we have a very big show planned.
We are taking Christmas Eve off. I will be out of town. We will do a New Year's Eve
show though. So as you're getting ready to go out party for New Year's Eve. Join
us. We'll be on the air. Megan's in the room right now. She'll be down here at some
point. Yes. We'll be here next week. Next week. Okay. Let me know because I make
a picture I'm available to see at least once. Okay. Each and every show starts with corrections.
She says next Saturday. Yes. We have a couple of corrections. And for the first time in
a long time, it's not all me. First correction. Got an email from Julie Tamor's people.
I tell you it. You know, sir. The show is called Spider-Man Turn Off the Dark. It is
not called Spider-Man Turn Off the Lights. I was actually rerowning with it. Did he really
just say it? Yes, I did. The title has never made a lick of sense to me anyway. It's
not in the edge in Julie Tamor. It's not going to Tamor. It's not going to be. Not
Tamor. Also, one on me, I said JFK was 1990. It was actually 1991 for that film that we
said during the list. And do need to shoot some holes in a theory of yours. One of your
theories was the videos on YouTube were for Khan. It really can't be because they keep
saying he I don't know if they said that the first go around though. The second and third
one they did. Yeah, when we were talking about this, I think it was just on the first
video though. No, it was after the second one. Because remember, I said I missed it on
raw and I had to go look it up online. I guess I wouldn't pay that much attention to
it. Story on my life. No, not a view of what they said. We are your one stop shop for
all things sports, pop culture and pro wrestling. Over the next couple of hours, we will cover
just about all of all three. Also, if you are not in front of your television, we are going
to go live here in about an hour and fifty minutes to the athletic club in New York City
for the presentation of the Heisman Trophy. This is something we've never done before.
We've never gone live. So to to a to a presentation on television. So I'm kind of excited about
this. Yeah, me too. So let's start off with a little bit of movie talk.
Normally, when this show was done on Tuesday nights, we would give you the previous weekend's
box office toast. Well, unfortunately, we're in the middle of the weekend or unfortunately.
So what we're going to do for you, this comes from a website called box office mojo.com.
Very tried and true side. Yeah, great. Great side. It's been around a long time. We're
going to give you the Friday totals. The Saturday totals won't be in for another three hours.
Your current top 10 from Friday's ticket sales $730,000. Still hanging in. Right now, it's
up 75% over. It's at 75% of last week's totals. Immortals. Wow. Still hanging in there.
That makes $78.1 million. God almighty. 29 days. Number nine. Happy feet to currently at $840,000.
It has 140.7% over last weekend. I walk across the street to see that currently at $53.9 million.
Number eight. Still hanging in. Don't tell top 10. Mikey, you want to guess if I'm talking
about a movie like this, what it is? I'll play the fifth. Jack and Jill. Still hanging
in. Number eight. I wish $870,000 on Friday. Currently, it's right now. It's $176.3% of last
week's total at this point. $66.3 million for this piece of excrement. Who would have thought?
That's nobody. I don't get it. Number seven. At $1.3 million on Friday, George Clooney hanging in there
with the descendants, especially since he's just spent $100,000 on gifts for Stacey Keeber. He needs that money.
And there is, there's next to no promotion on this movie. 176.3% over last week. Currently at $66.3 million.
I wonder if that that estimate is for budget. I don't know. No, it can't be. Number six, Arthur Christmas made $1.43 million on Friday.
I still want to see that current box office total for 17 days. 28.3 million. I just I like the people involved in it.
It just looks too funny not to not to see. Number five, the animated film Hugo, which needs to make a lot of money.
$1.6 million on Friday. Current box office total 28 point right at $29 million. We already saw one animation studio fold
because they kept putting too much money in projects like this. Megan says she's getting ready to go see.
Listen, it's tomorrow. We're going to pause that there. The Muppets at number four, $1.7 million on Friday, current total 60.4.
It's going to be okay. It's going to be okay. The juggernaut known as Twilight Saga breaking down part one at number three really Friday.
$2.5 million current US box office total $254 million.
Point actually point one if I round up. Number two, a movie that if I am not mistaken is getting crapped on by critics right now.
Let me look this up for you real quick. Call up.
What it made on Friday. We get back to I'm clicking around here.
$3.725 million for the opening day of the Jonah Hill Opus known as the sitter. Oh really.
23% on rotten tomatoes right now.
Yikes. Number two. That was the sitter. You want to guess what number one is $5 million on Friday.
I can't remember what opened yesterday to save my life.
I probably should know, but I don't three weeks from today. Oh, New Year's Eve. New Year's Eve.
You want to $5 million on Friday. You want to guess what it's rating on rotten tomatoes is right now.
28.6.
On rotten tomatoes.
6%.
Jack and Jill has some competition in the base. Jack and Jill so worse. That was at four.
Those are your current box office numbers as of Friday. Right now, we're going to play a song that goes along with this next story.
I don't know how to feel about this. I'm horrified by this.
Is it really really necessary to have a part two of this movie? Is it necessary to remake American Psycho, which they're picking up and fixing to deal?
Any unanswered questions from the first one?
Well, kind of, but if you're quittin' Tarantino, apparently there is.
I mean, no, you talk about American Psycho or this. No, this. Yeah.
I don't know. I mean, you know, they lift a lot of things open.
You know, there are places they can go with the story, but I don't know if it's even relevant anymore.
Well, let's talk about what we're talking about. Tom Cruise in a press junket for Mission Impossible Ghost Protocol this week.
Says, top gun two is happening.
He is hoping it goes before cameras next year.
But you know what's scary? That dude has an age today. No, he has an age.
There's a time I'm watching the promos for Ghost Protocol.
Mike, this guy has been doing this for what? 30 years now?
And it looks like he's still in his first year.
Yeah, I mean, who are we bringing back for this date? Tony Scott, obviously.
Cruise said he's not sure about Tony Scott right now. It's him. Tony Scott's in for right now.
It's him, Tony Scott and Brookheimer are the three that are in.
The writer, he doesn't think because he's working with the writer on the film right now.
He's already booked for his next three.
According to the IMDB, it's saying Christopher McQuarrie, Ashley Miller, and Zach Stenz are working on the screenplay.
Whoever that is, it's Memo de Valkymer.
Valkymer? Get in the gym now.
Because you're gonna need it, Holmes.
Well, let's see. Christopher McQuarrie, he's known for doing script treatment on the usual suspects.
And Valkyrie.
But he also did the tourist, so there's that.
Didn't that win a couple of rags this year?
Yes, it did.
Ashley Miller, X-Men First Class, Thor.
So, I just, at Zach Stenz, we don't need this.
Also, X-Men First Class of Thor.
Oh, John's in the room. Hello, sir.
They can obviously do action, because that's all they've done.
But I just, I don't know where you go with this.
I don't, there's no way they're bringing Kelly McGillis back.
Oh, God no, not a chance they bring Kelly McGillis back.
They can have torn up.
No, kid, that woman hasn't been hot 20 years.
That woman went mocked five into a skill row.
Moving on.
Spike Lee is directing a biopic of crack mayor Marion Barry from Washington, D.C.
And you could be saying to yourself, Rob?
Who would play Marion Barry in a film?
I know who comes to mind.
I'm just waiting for the cocaine to heal the drug.
Dave Chappelle had nothing to do, I guess.
Eddie Murphy is going to play Marion Barry.
I can see it.
Firstly, I'd rather see Eddie Murphy play.
I'll sharpen it, but that's just me.
Peace it for you!
If you ever want to hear a piece of comedy gold, go get Chris Rock's first album, Born Suspect.
His entire bit about Marion Barry.
Spoke crack, get your job back.
No, what he's talking about.
I can understand if the whole town was on crack, and he was the best crackhead in the town.
I thought it was, you can't smoke crack at your job.
McDonald's, you don't smoke crack at your job.
But a thing I'm going to trust you around the happy meals.
Said he was the biggest disgrace since Vanessa Williams.
Oh my god.
And the crowd went, oh, she made a record and went away.
Wow, but you know what?
Spike Lee and a biopic.
We talked about it on this show last week.
Yeah, we did.
I will not fault him for Malcolm X.
It was amazing.
It's going to be based on a book that came out in 03.
And the documentary that HBO did a couple of years ago.
We're going to combine the two for sources here.
I saw a little bit of that.
That was a good, always.
It's an HBO documentary.
It's not going to be that bad.
The amazing Spider-Man has a release date.
We saw the first one sheet today.
It's in silhouette.
It's Andrew Garfield stuck to either side of a corner on a wall.
And his shadow is actually the Spider-Man symbol.
Very cool.
It looks really cool.
Not quite as cool as that, guys.
It will be released the day after my birthday next year.
July the 3rd, 2012.
And you are actually amped about this thing.
I'm in.
You had nothing.
It's a Tuesday.
It's just weird.
And you had nothing on the hated rainy trilogy.
Haste the first thing.
So, and I've also said,
I will see this in 3D.
Because they're shooting parts of it from Spider-Man's point of view as he flies through the city.
I think that will look cool in 3D.
Yeah.
I will see this in 3D.
Have you seen the trailer yet, Mikey?
No, I have not.
Oh, man.
We'll have to look at it.
Did you see the concept art for the lizard that hit the web last week?
No.
Very...
Not as metallic as the comic book had with the tail, with the metal tail.
More organic looking like a normal lizard without the pointy nose.
Like, it's a man and a lizard.
It's a frizzard.
Speaking of, he's in town tomorrow.
I know.
I'm not going to go.
I'd rather watch the...
I'd rather watch Cowboy Game with my friends.
Yeah.
Okay.
Oh, man.
I'm a lizard.
I'm a frizzard.
I couldn't pass it out.
I had to do it.
As long as he just looks something like a raptor in a lab coat, I'm okay.
It doesn't.
I mean, it looks more like...
You can see, I always thought that version of lizard was a little too cartoony.
This one really looks like a...
A...
A lizard.
A man and a lizard.
What they've done with Reptile and the Mortal Kombat series kind of thing?
Kind of.
I'm impressed with it.
I'm going to go with it.
Movie New releases this coming week as in six days from now and a local movieplex near
you.
We have these Sherlock Holmes sequel.
Still have not seen the first one.
Really?
You need to see this movie.
I know.
Very, very good.
I know.
I'm all about it, but I just haven't seen it.
I enjoyed it.
It's a fine work.
The previous of this movie look awesome.
I'm very in on this one.
Very in.
Wait, on the music or what we're talking about?
What we're talking about right now.
Yeah, it looks good.
It really does.
I really wish they could have gotten Brad Pitt to play Moriarty, which I thought would
have been awesome, but I'll roll with it.
It's Guy Richie.
If it's half as good as the first one I'm good.
But this one here?
The one you hear in the background, Mission Impossible Ghost Protocol.
I am so...
I can't be anymore in the...
Oh God.
As much as Tom Cruise, I want to hit him with a sledgehammer personally.
And professionally, the dude makes awesome movies.
And Baron Mine, who's directing this thing?
This is his first live action feature.
You go from Iron Giant to the Incredibles to this.
And the trailer looks awesome.
Who is the hot chicken this?
I don't know.
I do not recognize her.
One moment I will tell you.
Thank you, Internet.
Thank you.
Can't believe we don't know this already.
Bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch.
Does that whole thing with the flying to the skyscraper?
Stunt looks like it hurts.
Stunt man or no, that looks painful.
I just look at some of the stunts he does in these films.
I'm like, you are insane.
Her name is Paula Patton.
Best known for jumping the broom.
She was in an episode of SVU.
She was in the common Queen Latifah film just right.
She was imprecious.
Never saw it.
She was in deja vu with Denzel Washington.
She was an idle wild.
She's got some...
She was in hitch.
She's got some skins on the wall.
You know, I'm sitting here talking about the...
It looks like it hurts.
He did get hurt.
I bet he did.
He did get hurt doing that.
I think you're not ignored.
We're just trying to run a show here, honey.
I'm in.
I'll go see this.
He would not let the stuntman climb the tower.
He wanted to do it himself.
You go right ahead with that Tom.
Liability.
Also, because we needed this coming out next Friday.
Speaking of unanswered questions.
Speaking of Megan and Jesse McCartney.
Alvin and the Chipmunks Chipwrecked.
Out.
Boo.
You're talking about one that hits somebody with a chair.
Ever time I say, Jason, really, Jason Lee.
Really?
Really?
From what I've heard, he's into the Scientology.
So this...
Go figure.
Wait, we had to...
You had to kiss off Earl.
But you have no...
He did kiss off Earl.
But you have no issues doing this.
I already wouldn't come down off his salary.
I thought that's why they had to come that show.
No, come down off his salary.
No.
It wasn't him.
It was pretty much everybody else.
Oh, really?
Makes me sad because I love that show.
Also, what do you know about this next film?
Nothing, really.
I thought it was a Roger Korman dinosaur movie or something.
Movie is called Carnage.
I've seen the trailer on nothing but trailers.
Here's what you need to know.
This cast is basically four people.
Jody Foster, Kate Winslet, Kristoff Valtz and John C. Riley.
Basically, they are two sets of parents.
One child is bullied the other child.
So the parents get together to iron this whole thing out.
And it basically kind of unfolds like a one-room play.
Where they run the gambit of emotions against each other.
I just saw the director.
Wow.
Okay.
It's Polanski.
Yes.
Because I was about to say, is this a comedy?
Or is it a...
It looks like it's a dark comedy.
So it is a comedy.
I think it's a dark comedy.
If you see the trailer...
I mean, John C. Riley.
Yeah, but he also did Chicago.
Anyway, and he was pretty much the sad sex.
Yes, Megan's Carnage is also one of the Spider-Man's archeneveses.
Nice segue.
Hey.
You've got to give her credit, dude.
I'm just going to sit here for a man to take a sip of my tasty beverage.
I'm happy that she's such a Spider-Man.
It's okay.
It just cracks me up.
Also, this week, a documentary called Cormin's World Expoids of a Hollywood Rebel.
Is this about the guy I just named checked?
Yes.
This is a documentary about Roger Cormin, who was known as the King of the Bee Movie.
I'm interested in this.
He pretty much gave Cameron his start.
Yeah.
I mean, he brought him in on piranha to the spawning.
I'm sure we won't see it anywhere near this Bareburg until it comes out on DVD.
It's making a DVD.
Coming up Tuesday to your local DVD or Blu-ray new release shelf.
The sequel America had to have come through Panda 2.
Never voices my time with the first one.
I like the first one, Mike.
I like the second one.
I actually went to the theaters to see it.
Did you really?
Yeah, I like it.
Keep moving.
Get family moving.
I enjoyed the first one.
But, you know, Chad has anti-Jack Black State.
Yeah.
Right.
It was hard enough sitting through his cameo with the muppets.
I will never understand you, sir.
Also, this coming Tuesday rise of the Planet of the Apes.
I thought that was out already.
No, that's this coming Tuesday.
Oh, okay.
The 13th.
Verdict?
I haven't seen it yet.
I have, I mean, everybody I'm talking to had loved it.
I have no desire.
Like, I'll wait for this on HBO.
I think you're still soured by Burton's treatment.
It's not so much that I just have no desire.
I didn't have any desire until I started hearing word of mouth.
Then I got interested in it.
I'm like, okay, well, maybe this is where the look did.
It kind of turned me around on it.
You not talked about it.
I want to say during the show at one point.
Volume 9 of Family Guy releases.
You believe that?
Wow.
I thought they were further along than that, actually.
I remember there was like a three year break after season one.
There's more of the episode where Peter names off all the shows that came and went since they were on.
The Colin Farrell 2011 remake of Fright Night.
Which, again, did not need to be done.
But you're the horror movie guy.
Yeah.
Do you have any interest in this?
No.
No, I really don't.
I mean, I was fine with the original.
It's just one of those things that just did not need to be remade.
Just show me the things that the hot chick's on there.
The vampire movie, you know there's hot chicks in it.
Just saying.
You better be.
You remember who the hot chick was in the original?
It's genuinely cursed.
No.
That was a problem.
Right.
Amanda Beers.
Yeah.
Think about that for a second.
Marcy from Married with Children.
Who came out on the closet.
I was going to say who now bats for the other two.
Exactly.
And, boy, as that show went on, that came more and more obvious.
Yes, it did.
Poor Ted McGinley.
Mr.
Mr.
Shark jumping avatar himself.
You need to watch that batman braving the bold finale.
Oh, I'm in.
They talk about Ted McGinley and Ted McGinley's in the episode.
That might pull out Aquaman's voice if it's Ted McGinley's voice in the Aquaman.
And that might was played by Paul Rubin's.
Great finale.
Also, the expendable, the extended director's cut coming out this week.
What did we miss?
We waited this long for an extended cut of this.
It's a bazillion.
It's a bazillion action heroes blowing crap up.
What did I miss?
Thank you.
Kind of left me unfulfilled.
This next one I may see if it's on the InstaCue because I'd be interested to watch this.
WWE, best of the King of the Ring.
I guess we're getting ready to bring this thing back.
I don't think it is.
I mean, I just scoured the InstaCue earlier today.
It doesn't come out until Tuesday.
It's not out yet.
Well, that hasn't stopped it before.
I've seen my knucklehead wound up in the InstaCue.
I watched that DX1 last stand.
No.
Oh, really?
Watch the first five minutes because the rest of it's just match after match after match.
There's nothing else there.
Wow.
It's pretty bad.
And finally, I'm very excited about this last one.
This is all you.
And the...
Gosh, I guess this was the mid 80s.
There was a show called Sledgehammer.
It was kind of ABC's answer to police squad.
And I loved this show.
It was kind of a parody show.
It was kind of slapsticky.
The complete series available on DVD this Tuesday.
86.
Actually, there's one that came in on the 86.
Oh, that's the mid 80s.
That was mid as it gets.
You are listening to the clubhouse we are live now every Saturday night.
Please tell everyone you know about the date and time change.
But same time.
Seven until we're done.
Between nine and nine thirty central time eight on the east coast five on the west coast.
But Saturday nights now is what we're doing.
We're going to do a little baseball talk.
Ball game.
Ball game.
Boy, there are some bomb shells that went down this week.
Those one that went down today.
Again, we are monitoring the situation with the Heisman trophy.
We will go live to the athletic club in New York City.
When they are ready to award it, they won't be awarding this thing for another hour and a half.
So don't worry about that.
This next little piece that we play, we mean it when we play it.
Breaking news right before we went on the air this evening.
National League MVP and Brewer's Alfredo Ryan Braun.
Bad news for him.
ESPN's out on the outside the line is reporting that he tested positive for a banned substance.
Could face a 50 game suspension.
I was just reading the call that said he learned of the violation of month before he got named MVP.
That is correct.
He is appealing, but the appeal won't happen until January.
They say that no player has ever successfully appealed.
Successful.
They have never won an appeal.
I have one question.
Please do sir.
Why?
Why what?
There is no need for him to take the story at all.
I don't get it either.
You can pretty much say that about anybody that does it though.
But just about looking at him, you would never know that he was in surgery.
No, he's not.
He wasn't all jacked up.
Did he just sign a new deal with them?
He did, yeah.
Sign him through 2020 or something?
2021?
Will that put this in jeopardy?
Or is that pretty much as edge as well?
I think you're being asked to talk a little bit louder into the mic.
Sorry about that.
There we go.
Is this better?
Fantastic.
You knew what you were getting into.
Jim Perry, I blame you.
Also, boy.
Things went a little nuts on Thursday morning in the major league baseball world.
As Wednesday, we were all talking.
Albert Buhl is going to be a Miami Marlin.
And they said there was a mystery guest at the table, but nobody knew who it was.
We find out Thursday morning, not only is that mystery guest the Anaheim Angels,
but the Anaheim Angels signed him.
Ten years, $254 million.
Alex, we have another A-Rod deal.
Unbelievable.
I thought that'd only happen once our last time.
Well, one player received $250 million on one player.
But how old was A-Rod at the time?
He was young.
You have now paid Albert Buhl's until he is 41 years old.
Is he really worth $254 million?
Nobody is worth that kind of thing.
Not only is he worth $200 million, and John, you are the Cardinals fan in the room.
I would love to hear from you.
Not only is he not worth $254 million.
He's not worth 10 years.
No.
I don't think so.
And then, all of a sudden, now, we're going to sign C.J. Wilson,
five years, $72.5 million.
I get it. Albert Buhl's is probably the best player at Major Baseball right now.
But in ten years, is he really going to be productive?
In 2021, I don't think so.
Yeah.
I think this is a bad deal.
Not for $250 million.
Let me tell you something, Anaheim, you better win right now.
Yeah.
Oh, Joe.
And I've kind of...
I've lost a little bit of respect for Albert Buhl's.
Because I've always held Albert Buhl's in a very high record.
A lot of people have.
Do you need $252 million?
I mean, I understand you're going to be an LA,
so the price of living is higher.
But to this guy, no.
Very disappointed.
Yeah.
I mean, I appreciate all the things he does for...
Because I know he's got a child with special needs.
And I know that they do this thing where they have a prom that they put on every year for kids.
That are afflicted with this special.
And it's very...
It was very touching to see that.
But then he turned around and see something like this.
He's like, yeah, come on, man.
And I think he'd have more impact than St. Louis than he will in LA,
where everybody has a charity.
He's...
I don't know.
It just seems like another fish and another pond.
The CJ Wilson thing I don't get either.
He's talking about overpaying a guy.
You're going to pay a starting picture.
Almost $17 million a year.
Tell you what, though, their rotation has improved dramatically with CJ dramatically.
And you know what, John?
I agree with John.
John says, if somebody's going to pay you that much, I don't blame him.
Yeah, I can't blame for taking it.
Don't get me down.
I'm not going to take it.
But I think at a certain point, you have to...
You have to go...
I think you should have retired a cardinal.
I just do.
You know, I think this is going to turn into a Joe Montana Kansas City Chief situation.
I honestly believe that.
Yeah.
It's 31 years old.
Oh, what the heck?
It's the ESPN 3D commercial.
It's lifting the fake eating.
John says the cardinals will be OK with rain right coming back.
I don't...
I need to pause this.
I'm way ahead of myself here.
I just...
I just don't know.
I just don't know that.
Anaheim, like I said, you better win right now.
And they're already predicting Anaheim to win the World Series with these two moves.
Well, did you see what...
The other thing about Anaheim?
The whole thing with the Dodgers?
Fox signed a $4 billion deal with the Anaheim Angels.
After the Fox Dodgers deal completely fell apart.
Geez.
I think it's going to get really ugly over there in California, IA.
I'm just saying.
That's what we've got right now.
Of course, they're on the offseason.
So, you know, there's that.
You are listening to the clubhouse.
We are.
Is currently the 11th.
It says the 10th.
In eight days, we round out the year with who?
A week from tomorrow, kids.
Come on.
We round out the year with who?
Yeah.
Tony.
Last Fox and a Hound show.
Oh, oh, oh, okay.
Join us.
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Beat that.
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I dare you to beat that.
It ain't going to happen.
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And use that extra money.
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Oh, I can't wait.
Let us move on to a little bit of TV news.
We're going to start with some very sad news in the world of television.
Viacondios to the great Harry Morgan.
Have you looked at this guy's filmography?
Yeah.
I did.
I forgot.
I didn't know that he was in high nude with Gary Cooper.
The man had skins on the wall.
I mean, of course, we know what the main skin on the wall was.
Yeah, and we'll get to that here in a minute.
I'm just going to run over some things.
He was in this show, and I didn't even know it when I put the theme up.
He did two episodes of Half-Gun World Travel.
He was in the original version of inherit the wind.
Wow.
Did an episode of Alfred Hitchcock presents?
I mean, this guy's career goes all the way back to 1942
when he was in two of the shores of Tripoli as Henry Morgan.
I'm just going to scroll up.
He was in drag nets.
The original drag get in 1967.
Of course, best known as the great Colonel Sherman Potter on Mash.
After the death of the previous Colonel, Colonel Blake.
A lot of people weren't sure if that show, because they killed him on the show.
They weren't sure that a new Colonel was going to work for Mash.
He did an amazing job.
Yeah.
He was also in Four episodes of Gunsmoke.
Wow, that's right.
He played Harry Truman in a show called, a mini series called Backstairs at the White House.
He was, I mean, I was a, you know, he did After Mash, of course, Colonel Sherman T-Potter.
After Mash.
Did Four episodes of a love boat?
I forgot.
Remember Blacks Magic?
That was a show he had in 1986.
Blacks Magic.
What was that?
He was like a reporter or something.
He didn't have to have a merger she wrote, of course.
He reprised his role as Bill Ganon in the 1987 version of Dragon.
That's right.
He did.
I forgot about that.
With Dan Acroid and Tom Hanks.
Did a show in 1987 to 88 called, you can't take it with you?
Did an episode of the Jeff Foxworthy show?
He played Bill Ganon on an episode of The Simpsons.
In 1995?
Did an episode of Courage or, I'm sorry, Grace Under Fire.
He also did three episodes of Bird Rock from the Sun.
Great actor.
Never heard a bad word about him.
He will be missed.
I felt so awful for, for my, for our friend Justin the other day because he,
this was his favorite show hands down.
Mashes.
Mashes.
And it was his birthday on December 7th.
Oh, wow.
Yeah.
Mashes one of my favorite shows of all time.
I was like, you really, you really stopped down from me.
It really seemed to me you think you should feel bad about it because now you're comically
linked to it forever now.
It's true.
It's also Julie's birthday.
I was seven.
We had a lot of birthdays this week.
Megan's birthday was Monday.
McKenna's birthday.
Welcome to adulthood.
Megan.
I'm sure you read sort of vote.
Very important.
It's your civic duty.
Yeah.
Duty.
Yeah.
There are rumors floating around right now.
Matt Lauer is leaving the today show.
And you can go to jail.
Yes, you can, dear.
That kid can blow the wheels on the show.
Yes, you can.
But Matt Lauer is leaving the today show.
Rumors right now are swirling that Ryan Seacrest.
Well, really?
No.
Does this guy not have enough jobs?
No, Joe.
I don't like that.
He's like the haymon family on in living.
Oh, God.
I got 14.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Give Dunkelman some work.
That poor guy.
Give Fred Dunkelman.
John wants to remember the Chris Rock run about the cancellation of Matt.
Yes.
I do.
Oh.
I just see Chris, really?
This is the today show.
You've got American top 30.
You've got your own show.
You've got Idol.
You've got your own show on.
And our entertainment television.
Can somebody else get some work?
I'll tell you what.
I would love for them to get rid of that co-host.
The host host of X Factor.
Steve Jones.
I like that dude.
He is the biggest tool I've ever seen in my life.
Because he's like, I need an opinion.
And I need it now.
Okay.
Okay.
But you need to tell me right now.
We can't still.
Why did I just turn into Mr. Jagger?
I just turned into a British soccer hooligan.
Did you see what happened this?
Or do you know what happened this week?
I know that one judge abstained.
Yes.
The one he's dating.
Nicole Scherzer.
Yes.
No, Nicole Schwarzenegger.
Yeah.
Now, she...
I've got my own opinions about her.
She decides not to send Marcus Cantihol.
And she throws her name on Rachel Crowe's backs.
And that's two to two.
So we're deadlocked.
No, we have to go to America.
So now I have to go to America's vote.
And they voted her out.
And she got the...
She got the lowest amount of voice.
The lowest amount of votes.
So she's gone.
She collapses.
She's bawling on the stage.
Yeah, I saw a picture of her.
Yeah.
And we not do that.
Well, but see.
Then Nicole gets up on stage to console her.
And toolmaster comes over.
Nicole, do you have anything to say?
That's his guess.
And she's already crying because now she feels awful
because she's basically engaged.
And she should.
Yes.
So...
I got no sympathy for this.
But you as her boyfriend goes and sticks a microphone in her face.
You got anything you want to say?
Oh, no.
She's dating Steve Jones.
She's dating Steve Jones.
She said she was dating the other dude that was in the bottom.
And she didn't know for him.
No.
She's dating Steve Jones.
I'm like...
Well, somebody's sleeping on the couch for the rest of the week.
And counting as money.
I was just stunned.
I'm like, dude, you are the biggest jerk.
I'll be right now for doing that.
What was that like?
What was that like?
I just couldn't believe that.
I was like, dude, you're a moron.
He just comes off as incredibly crass and insensitive.
And believe me, I'm not the only one who thinks this.
Forms have been open ever since the season began.
Of how just incredibly out of touch this guy seems to be
with the contestants as they're voted off.
Okay.
Well, on your way, stay tuned for the premiere of Bones.
I'm like, you're a jerk.
I got...
You're not going to hear me.
Are you hoping a staple fall on us?
I don't have an issue with it, personally.
Let's move on.
I'm just saying.
I just guess by dander up.
Maybe he's...
I'm going to collapse on stage because I'm going to go home
from a reality competition.
Well, she's already in touch with Disney.
She's already in touch with Disney, apparently.
That's what I'm saying.
You've got to deal in place.
Just walk your butt off to stand.
I got to watch.
I got...
Your bones is coming on.
It wasn't so much how he handled her.
It was how he handled his own work.
Let's look at your journey on the X-Factor.
Yeah, it's just...
It's a how to spend the next 12 minutes rushing
pro clips that we've watched for the last three months.
I was more ticked off by how he handled his own girlfriend
than the girl that got voted off.
I thought that was what was really stupid.
Journalist...
Anyway, go ahead.
Journalist's integrity.
Yeah, right.
He'd fair an unbound.
Oh, yeah. That's a box that's fair about.
That show is full of so much journalistic integrity.
Give me a break.
What was that line?
Would you move on now?
Goldie Hahn.
Returning to television.
In an HBO series.
And this is a family show.
Entitled the VJJ Diaries.
Diaries?
I thought it was monologue.
Diary.
No, the monologue's just a show.
That's a one man.
That's a stage show.
A one-man show?
Did, really?
Kind of sort of.
Wheelie.
I'm really starting to rethink moving the show to Saturday.
Oh.
You're just hungry.
Eat a Snickers.
I can't believe I'm sitting in a zone!
My back hurts.
Anyway.
But it will be on HBO.
It's developed by Sex in the City's Darren Star.
Can't wait.
We know who the demographic is on this again.
Get the title didn't tell you.
Can't wait not to watch this.
Apparently, she's a woman whose husband leaves her
during her midlife crisis.
And she must deal with being single for the first time in 35 years.
The fact that we're trying to push it off as...
Oh, I know the Sex in the City.
Goldie Hahn is a midlife crisis.
Really?
Well, if she's going to live to be 400, yes.
At night.
Or her lips will anyway as many times as those things have been
worked on.
Looks like a freaking blowfish.
That means two things.
Yes, I know.
But it's a family show, so keep a clean sucker.
That's what I said.
And we have a Viacondios for the Nate Berkes show.
Oprah approved Nate Berkes.
I got nothing.
I need to just standard all.
I want to think all my talented crew.
Oh, blah, blah.
Cricket.
Cricket.
Cricket.
As a tumbleweed goes through the freaking studio.
When Oprah bails on you, I'm just saying.
Dr. Phil, you are not.
Dr. Oz, you are not.
When Oprah gives you the future endeavour, sweet.
You just got John Lauren.
I just buy Oprah.
It might have sounded the same to you on the phone.
Nate Berkes.
This is Oprah.
Somehow, I doubt that Oprah sells like Super Nate Bob.
Or even better.
You got cancer.
Check under your seat for your pink slip.
I would pay 20 bucks if that happened.
Hey, Oprah, what's going on?
You bet cancer.
I'm not rethinking.
Not rethinking.
You're going to lose this musical bed for too long.
We're going to get to this.
20 seconds left on it.
Last story in TV news, you're hearing a song in the background called
Come On Down from Crystal Waters, which samples the price is right theme for some reason.
The price is right.
Starting January 2nd is going to have its very first celebrity week.
But that's sinking.
They've never done anything like that before.
That's kind of surprising.
They're going to have different celebrity every day.
Monday, January 2nd will be Snoopy Dog Dog, January 3rd,
Jenny McCarthy, January 4th, Neil Patrick Harris, January 5th,
Chris Dottry, January 6th, Heidi Klue.
I think her husband will be an attendant.
That would be awesome.
That would be great if he'd think if he sang this theme song.
Is he going to scatter?
Yeah.
Dude, Doppity.
Stop, Doppity.
Put that on the soul, too.
So what's going on with Duke Harry?
Is he on vacation or what?
Oh, he's hosting.
They're going to be playing.
Oh, oh, playing.
They're going to be competing against the other contestants.
The normal contestants that are there, but everything they win is going to go to charity.
That's cool.
I think it's kind of neat.
See, my god, I just saw a promo that wife swap is doing a celebrity week is with Mick Foley.
It's one of them.
Gary Busy.
Flava Flav.
Oh, my god.
This is going to be a...
Flava Flav has a wife?
Yes.
Wow, I didn't know that.
This is going to be a train wreck of epic proportion.
You just use the word wife swap and train wreck in the same sentence.
Yeah.
That could be the most redundant thing you've ever said in my presentation.
A bigger train wreck than it already was.
Let me clarify that, then.
I mean, just watch...
Yeah, they show Gary Busy breaking down and crying at the end of the promo.
I'm like, oh, gosh.
How can you tell?
This is...
No, believe it.
You could tell.
This is must-see television, all of a sudden.
No, it's not.
Oh, yes, it is.
It's really, really not.
It is train wreck television at its finest.
Let's see, by watching it, you're feeding into that, sir.
Oh, please.
You are supporting something that I don't think needs to be supported in America today.
This will get ratings.
This will get ratings.
Not in this house at Walnut.
Well, you don't have a Nielsen's rating box in your house anyway.
You don't know that.
Yeah, I do.
You don't know that.
I've got a really good idea.
We could be a Nielsen family.
Yeah, but I know you're not.
So, moving on.
Wow, we're staring at this thing in the face, too, aren't we?
We are 11 minutes away from the start of UFC 140.
John Jones takes on Leonardo Machina.
Marsha Bandhakar?
Yes.
Nobody.
John Jones is a bad man, too.
And both, uh, both Geras are on this card, too.
Looking forward to getting the results there.
And also, and more importantly, more importantly than any of this.
Something happens on UFC 140 tonight.
This should have been the front page of Yahoo.
The front page of the New York Times.
This should have been the headline in the LA Times, the Fort Lauderdale Sun Sentinel,
the Chicago Tribune, the Boston Globe, Time Magazine,
Forbes.
This should have been on the top of every
periodical in America and the world today.
You know, the next float in this parade, Mike?
No idea.
UFC 140 marks the return of Britney Palmer.
Mikey doesn't know who I'm talking about,
so I'm going to do a quick Google search here.
Is he going to have to step around to your side of the console
so you can see this?
Oh, yes.
The headphones are coming off.
By the way, if anybody is looking for a last-minute Christmas gift for me,
she does have a calendar coming out next year.
One of the hottest women on God's green earth.
John, do a Google search.
I'm telling you, Britney Palmer returns to the UFC
as a ring girl tonight.
What was keeping her out of the ring?
She's actually going to art school.
And apparently about two weeks ago,
Dana White put on Twitter just what anybody
like to see her work at a UFC event.
And he was flooded.
Really?
Flooded.
Five minutes later, he announced that she was returning at UFC 140
in Toronto tonight.
Google, do yourself.
Do a Google search on the images from her 2012 calendar.
If you need to excuse yourself, you're more than welcome.
And then Google yourself.
I just hate now.
Like this woman, you know how they say girl next door hot?
She's girl next door hot.
If the girl that lives next door to you is the hottest woman on the planet.
Like she is hot on a level of hot that cannot be attained by mortal female.
Megan says you to you.
Follow away.
And they go back.
Great.
Thank you, sir.
Great.
Thank you for agreeing with me on that.
Love the new album.
Would like to have my CD back sometime soon.
Okay.
Good lord.
If you missed the ultimate fighter finale last Saturday,
John Dawson with a convincing win.
TJ Bradshaw with a convincing win,
which upset me.
And then Jason Mayhem Miller.
What an absolute beating this guy took from Michael Bisming.
He got winded in the first round.
It's Bisming for God's sakes.
Yeah, the Bisming should have lost that fight.
Miller's a better fighter.
And I thought Bisming was in good shape,
but then after they interviewed him, he was winded too.
So it was a very odd, very odd thing for me.
Hey, Mike.
Oh, no.
And one of the greatest ultimate fighter finalists I've watched.
The fact that the coaches actually thought on the finale
and not the following week.
John, I will forgive you for saying she's not that hot.
But I will forgive you for that blast for me,
talking about my Britney Palmer.
She's mid-twenties.
She's not that young.
I'm still sad to Mayhem Lawson,
because I'm such a fan of his.
Don't be back.
I think he just, he didn't prepare properly,
but it's not a really like they can.
No, we're not presenting this thing now.
Let's go live to New York and see what's going on.
Hold on.
But after our support,
the Heisman could not continue its charitable mission.
And last but certainly not least,
I'd like to thank the finalists
for the excitement that they brought to this year's Heisman race.
You are truly examples of what the Heisman stands for.
Again, we are going live to the Athletic Club in New York City
with we are about to have the presentations
to each of the Heisman troopers.
Oh, here we go.
We're doing this now.
It is my pleasure to announce that the 2011 winner
of the Heisman trophy is Robert Griffin.
Look at that.
Robert Griffin III from Baylor University is your 2011 Heisman
trophy winner.
You heard it here first.
He's a gentleman.
We'll go ahead and play his speech,
because we want to give him credit.
Thank you.
My mystery guest,
which I was not there,
we talked about last week's show we teased,
I was surprised that Michael James from Oregon
was not in the conversation.
Robert Griffin III, a guy that really wasn't on anybody's radar,
had a great year last year,
and then all of a sudden this year,
we're having an amazing year.
Congratulations to him.
Congratulations to Baylor.
Do you think he's the first one, I think?
Yeah.
From Baylor?
You know, he was originally supposed to be going to Houston.
Yeah, I've got nothing to lose, right?
How, you know, this moment right here,
it's unbelievably believable.
You know, it's unbelievable,
because in the moment we're all amazed when great things happen,
but it's believable because, you know,
great things don't happen without hard work.
You know, the great cultural browse always says
great things only come with great effort.
It's a crazy time.
We've certainly worked for this.
That's right, everybody associated with Baylor University
has a reason to celebrate tonight.
You know, to my teammates,
I'd like to say thank you,
and as we say,
the heart of the heat, the heart of the steel,
no pressure, no diamonds,
we compete, we win, we are Baylor.
Baylor, we are, and Baylor will always be.
But it's up to us to define what that means,
and this high-sment trophy is only the beginning of that process.
To Baylor Nation, I say this is a forever kind of moment.
May we be less than enough to have many more like it in the future.
God always has a plan,
and in this moment,
you know, God always has a plan,
and it's our job to fulfill it,
and in this moment we have.
To my dad, my mom, my fiance,
my sisters, Johan and Dejan,
my beautiful niece Hope,
to my family, to my friends,
to my teammates,
to Coach Briles and the coaching staff,
to the Baylor administration and Ken Star,
to the City of Copper's Co,
to the City of Waco,
and all of Baylor Nation,
I say thank you for all your love and support,
through the tough times,
like niece surgeries and glorious moments like this one.
Thank you to the high-sment trophy trust,
and all the high-sment trophy winners,
for giving me a chance to be a part of this family.
And, you know, last but not least,
I want to thank God for giving me all these great people
to be in my life.
Oh, thank you.
We will talk more about just what happened,
when we get to college football talk,
but I might say this.
Love it.
Short, sweet to the point, move on.
Dejan at the Hall of Fame.
Wow.
Dude, he went on for 45 minutes.
Uh-huh.
He was, and then didn't answer the biggest question
in the entire thing.
For those of the people that said I didn't tackle,
I tackle my mama's bills,
that's not the question.
Oh, geez.
I watched that whole thing.
I couldn't sit.
Let's do a little bit of music talk in the meantime.
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So we now have two guests in a row,
either one of them has one.
John says wow, a tight debtmer signing,
society at the hospital.
Congratulations, RG3.
Very deserving, good kid.
He's good kid.
You are currently hearing the
mystery wrapped in an enigma that is sting.
Here's the voting.
Wow.
BP Andrew Luck almost doubled his first place votes.
Total votes, one, two.
Trent Richardson and third.
Monty Ball and fourth.
Tyron Matthew and fifth.
Matt Barkley, sixth.
Case Keenum, seventh.
Kellyn Moore, eight.
With six first place votes.
Good for God.
Well, after Boise State melted down,
Kellyn Moore said, yeah.
Sting apparently needs a little bit of money.
He will be playing an office Christmas party next week
in Czechoslovakia for a finance firm called PPF
and it's Tycoon Pete Detercalender.
For sting to come play your office Christmas party
if you're wondering, a million pounds.
This has become kind of common.
What's that convert to?
Do we know?
It's like one and a half.
So 1.5 million American.
Yeah.
Sting will come play your Christmas party next.
He might sing this song.
My personal favorite of this.
Really?
I love this song.
What a set of free!
Mine is it's a close race between a forever loose by faith in you
and it's probably me.
It was me.
Set of free!
I was thinking that started out live,
so you had to re-strap in the elevator.
Set of free!
But this has become a fairly common place.
More and more artists from that era.
I know Michael did it a lot.
But that was cheap.
He was doing a lot of like in Saudi Arabia
for some of the oil barons over there.
Oil princes.
And speaking of prince,
he's done it a couple of times himself.
It's a recession, sir.
Trent Resner.
Currently promoting that he is doing the music for the girl with the dragon tattoo.
Says there will be a new 9-inch nails album
and a new 9-inch nails tour next year.
Are you still in it now, Mike?
Because I know he used to be really big into them.
Man, I'm okay on him.
Yeah, they are.
I'm like one of your favorite groups back in the day.
Back in the day.
He's discovered Justin Bieber and that's all that shit.
Wow, you're gonna let him get away with that one.
Okay, it's his show.
Okay, wait a minute.
What now?
Megan.
Uh-oh.
Trent Resner is with 9-inch nails.
Not corn.
Where did corn come from?
I'll wait for seven seconds.
That's your child, sir.
Not her wheelhouse, dude.
So you really can't get her too much green.
I love freaking corn.
They're awesome.
What?
I had to just even come up in the conversation.
She has...
Remember that special needle?
She thought one of her songs popped in her head.
What?
Freak on a leash?
What?
Is there a bass player?
Like, he's now a Christian and does Christian.
Yes, yes.
I saw him on JCTV the other day.
Still looks weird.
Still looks a little odd.
I had to find something from like DJ Hero because any other JC stuff I probably can't play.
JC says, after you had the MTV sucker-free awards last week,
it was a one-hour show on MTV too.
At a club.
Makes no sense to me.
He says there will be Watch The Throne 2 next year.
They won the most banging album of the year for Watch The Throne.
Would he in town this week?
Just as past week, Brandon and Jimmy were both there.
Yeah, yeah.
Said it was a great show.
Amen.
Cornier.
You may not like Cornier.
Which I do not.
But he is me.
Robert Griffin showed his hand Superman socks on him.
Haha.
Um.
Speak the whistle.
You may not like Cornier as a person, but the guy makes good news.
You may as good be.
I'll give you that.
Change clothes.
He just whips me.
And go.
Well, we got to that thing quick.
Well, it's only an hour presentation.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I thought it was a two hour show.
I thought we were going to be like, we got to it on the bottom of the show.
That's what I was saying.
That's why I pushed college football so far back in the show.
Also, congratulations to one of my new favorite artists.
I'm going to cue her up here.
Seems like there's something about her on this show every week.
Because she's that dead gum good.
Adele hits the musical hat trick according to Billboard magazine.
Number one single of the year for this song Rowan in the Deep.
Number one album of the year for this album, 21.
And number one long form music video music year of the year.
Her live at the Royal Albert Hall.
Which by the way, came out two weeks ago.
And it's the best selling one of the year.
Gosh.
That's it.
That's really impressive.
It's already the best selling video of the year.
Music video of the year.
And it's been out for two weeks.
I try not to buy it because somebody gets it from me for Christmas.
That one's a hard one because I want to, and it's the blue right now, the DVD.
Just don't get that out there.
This girl's voice.
She's just amazing.
She says don't expect a new album next year.
She might, she's not looking, she's not planning on writing a new album.
But it could happen.
Yeah.
Because it was two years because it was 19 to 21.
So, knowing her, it's already.
And those are literally the ages she was when she wrote the album.
That's what the name's from.
No, knowing her, all that stuff's probably already in the can.
I don't know.
She tends to write from very dark places.
Those of these albums were written after breakups.
So I said if you're going to date her, you better marry her.
She'll write an album about you.
What was that like?
You quit that.
So many people have no idea what you're talking about.
It's a pop and top reference that kills me.
I heard it today.
This is stuck in my head.
I just want to listen to this song for a while.
You know, it's either the clubhouse.
We are live every Tuesday night or Thursday night.
Saturday night.
John says like a Lannis.
Kind of.
She's classy.
A Lannis got a couple of songs on it.
She'll get an album out of it.
As long as you're not Dave Cooley, you're fine.
Allegedly.
Cut it out, sorry.
New releases this week.
It's coming week.
This will be the 13th.
It's coming Tuesday.
Megan, I don't have to try to look like a dummy.
It's very flawless for me.
This guy right here who I am a huge fan of.
Friend of the show.
Brent Peoples.
By the way, issue three of last of the greats is out now.
Go get it at your local comic book store.
I got to pick up two and three.
To get him a sign of them.
But it is illustrated by a friend of the show Brent Peoples
who was on the show three, four months ago.
What if he's ever going to do a trade paper back?
There's only going to be five issues.
Exactly about point.
They'll do a trade of all five.
I'm such a fan of this guy.
Anthony Hamilton getting ready to release back to love this coming Tuesday.
Very excited about that.
Also a rapper that's popular with the kids with the clothes in the hair.
Dero.
We're really silent and sassy.
That's you after a poncho's buffet.
I'm not raising a flag.
I'll tell you that.
No, that's you actually.
Yeah.
For those of you that don't know.com.
He has the second worst gas of anyone.
Adam.
Adam Kennedy still has the crown.
Oh, gas.
That could kill a mule.
I don't know.
Mikey runs a close out.
I don't think Mikey second to anybody on that.
Can we move on, please?
I'm just saying.
Hey, there's your speaking of things to give you gas.
I'm a fan of the water.
The A1 thick and hardy, especially.
We also have a return this week.
I saw this on the deal and I went.
These guys have a new album.
No kid.
I don't realize we're all still alive.
Notty by nature returns this week.
Hey.
Hey.
Notty by nature returns.
Anthem incorporated.
Oh, I need to turn this off.
The DVR in this.
The new ESPN films.
They've earned a Vitch project.
I hope I'm there.
Better be DVR in this.
Believe me, it won't be your only opportunity to see it.
The valid point.
I haven't heard any reviews on this album.
I might do a little Amazon previewing of some of the tracks.
Just see what it sounds like.
Now, this track is called Hip Hop Anthem.
Correct.
Actually, it's on Hip Hop hooray.
Uptown Anthem.
Uptown Anthem.
It was on the juju soundtrack.
Okay.
That's right.
I wonder if this is tying into that or something.
When was the last time these guys put out an album?
You're going to be able to start.
I'll talk baby.
You all right?
I'm waiting on it.
I'm going to text our other guests.
Find out where the other guest is.
Maybe.
She may be in the living room.
I think you'll find her because she's out of something.
Money, money.
I'll look it up since you said you're otherwise occupied.
Please, my key vamp.
Turn into a vamp.
Put it back in a blank stand.
Improvise.
Because you're being so, because you're being so
sticky and talkative over there.
First albums is 2002.
When they did ill cons.
I, I cons.
There's something so wrong with you people.
Oh, please.
You made you pu people.
You mean you people.
Your last new release is coming week.
Somebody explain this to me.
I'm not even going to talk.
Snoopy dog dog and the Wiz Khalifa.
Like in yellow.
Like in yellow.
Like in yellow.
We release an album called Mac and Devon go to high school.
Who's Mac and who's Devon?
And it's the original motion picture soundtrack.
To a movie that no one cares about.
I'm going to look this up on MTV.
So the album is out.
To a movie that no one has even heard of apparently.
Well, maybe we'll see what happens.
I don't even have a listing for this on IMV.
You think BOWL is going to be in it.
I have nothing.
I mean, I'm looking.
I'm trying to look.
IMV has nothing.
It gave me 17 again.
17 again with Zach Efron.
Is that the one?
Why are we hating on BOWL?
Did I miss something?
Huh?
Did somebody mention BOWL?
Yeah.
Oh.
I did.
Oh, I was like, Megan's like, don't hate him on BOWL.
I'm not hating on us.
It is BOWL going to be in this thing.
It's his kid.
That's what I'm saying.
I got nothing.
That's exactly why I said that, Megan.
Our special guest is running a little bit behind.
There's some traffic.
Of course, by 6.35 in precedent.
Let us move on.
Then do a little bit of NBA news.
It's Mikey wakes up.
I'm not going to get excuse me.
I believe we all talking about BOWL.
Well.
Speaking of 48 hours ago.
We thought Chris Paul was going to go to the Lakers.
Then 24 hours ago.
The league vetoes the trade.
Because the league owns the Hornets.
Now Mikey, let me make sure I got this right.
It was supposed to be Chris Paul to the Lakers.
All right.
Pound the salt to the rocket.
Right.
And then what was the third part of it?
Our own and what you want to show it.
I want my shit to advance to the toilet.
I have this straight mix to sensitive.
It doesn't.
It really doesn't.
But I do understand the NBA stance on this.
It does seem kind of unfair because you're having one team that's getting a great player.
Where you have other two other players that are kind of on their way down.
Well, see.
Pound the salt though.
Almost anywhere else.
Uh-huh.
Disbalances.
What?
What?
How do the rockets benefit the salt?
But it doesn't make the rockets better.
But that's insane.
How does this benefit the rocket?
That's why it's a bad deal.
I don't understand.
I really don't.
I mean.
Cody.
Cody called me yesterday morning.
And I picked up the photo of the first word to his mouth or.
Is the NBA becoming communism?
You know, if the NBA stance on this, I want to stop it because it is a bad deal for all teams except for Lakers.
So where were the NBA, whenever this happened with LeBon James?
How was that an unfair trade?
There was no trade.
You look like a dead of Cleveland.
Yeah, but how was that?
Like Chris Paul leading Charlotte?
But that's a trade.
That's not his contract is not up.
LeBon's contract was up.
He signed a new contract.
You're right.
You're right.
This a trade is different.
You're still on your contract.
And I'm not saying that as a heat fan.
I'm just saying logistically.
That's like you saying, well, I quit my job.
I'm going to go get a better job.
Versus, you know, my job is going to transfer me.
And now I can't have to transfer.
I do commend Commissioner Stern for stepping in though.
Because this is a bad deal that we're around.
Although it's back in.
To me, it's a conflict of interest because the league owns the Hornets.
So by keeping him in New Orleans, which now apparently the trade may be back on.
I know.
Can you imagine how uncomfortable that's going to be for Lamar?
I wasn't going to go back to the LA practices.
And Palka saw.
And Palka saw.
Wow.
You're walking high guys.
They're like, get out with something.
I just don't understand.
To me, it's a conflict of interest.
It just is.
Somebody's going to want it with a flaming bag of dog poo in their locker.
But I guess for those guys, it's not as uncomfortable for them in the locker room as it's going to be for them to run into the bus family.
Yeah.
Oh, yeah.
Except for geniuses running into genius buses of the catch.
Wow.
I think she's hot.
Since they beat, since he kind of stepped in and said that this is a no deal for the NBA.
Can the lakers have any kind of legal actions towards the NBA for this?
I don't know.
Because really, I don't know that the league should.
The league should have said we're not going to trade, Chris Paul.
The league shouldn't have said this training.
This train's not going to happen.
And apparently, you know, of course, Dan Gilbert in the middle of this thing.
Because Dan Gilbert just can't seem to keep his mouth shut about anything.
So how many chimps did you win down this year?
Oh, I tried nothing.
Oh, that's right.
We were at best by today.
And we saw some decals for the Mavericks.
And it's a 2011 finals champions.
Like, aren't they just the NBA champions?
Yeah.
Is it really?
Yeah, it's a real logo on it.
It's stating it obvious here.
Good.
I just, if I ever met Dan Gilbert, I might just punch him just on general principle.
We'll see how this unfolds because, you know, opening day is two weeks from tomorrow.
I still haven't gotten the answer to the question, are we going to play the all-star game in February in Orlando?
Speaking of Orlando, let's skip one and come back to it.
Dwight Howard.
Could you be more of a moron?
Is it possible for you to beat Dumber than you are right now?
When the league says players can't meet with owners, it means players can't meet with owners.
So what is Dwight Howard allegedly do?
He goes and meets with the billionaire Russian owner of the Nets about coming to the Nets.
First of all, why the hell would you want to go to the Nets?
Where careers go to die?
Well, they're moving them to Brooklyn, but where do you put the Brooklyn?
Maybe to play with their own Williams is the only thing I could think of.
Because that's a draw?
He's a good player, but...
Not that great, sir.
Not great enough to risk your future.
No, I agree.
A lot of people still think he's going to wind up in L.A. once Odom's out of there.
I can see that.
Do the Shaq thing.
I still think he needs to come three and a half hours southeast.
There are talks about him coming to Dallas, but I don't see that happening either.
I don't either.
I could see him at a better fit with the Lakers in 18.
They restructure the trade apparently.
Okay, what do you got for me?
They resubmitted it.
Initially, the Rockets part of the deal was exactly the same with Houston,
sending Skola, Martin, and a 2012 first round draft picked in New Orleans,
while receiving Gassal from the Lakers according to sources.
But sources close to the process told espn.com on Saturday afternoon that the Rockets
have added unspecified players to the trade construction at the Hornets request.
Isn't that the whole Rockets team unspecified players?
Can you name five guys that play?
Could you name the starting five for the Rockets right now?
No.
I don't think they can.
I don't think the team can.
The Rockets are prepared to make further tweaks, sources said,
but have thus far been advised not to make any additional changes.
So there you go.
This is a hot mess is what this is.
And it's like, oh yeah, we don't have enough bad publicity.
What can we possibly do to make more bad publicity?
Let's do this.
We just wipe the egg off of our face.
Let's put a whole new fresh dozen on it now.
It makes me want to kick a puppy.
It really does.
Do you want Wilbon said?
Uh-uh.
It was a gutless move to veto the trade.
Well, Wilbon, he also called, that's the same thing he calls, I'm sorry, he calls
Floyd Miller, coward.
Well, I ain't going to argue with him there.
You know what I want to ask Wilbon growing up in Chicago?
I want to ask him one question.
What was that like?
I walked right into that.
This is the new Ruby sessions now, apparently.
Hey, though, we do not med with the great legend of Ruby session.
You're messing with the legend of Ruby session.
What was that like?
Cool.
Moving on, yes.
Also congratulations, Shane Badiay, who apparently puts on his Twitter.
He quotes Jimmy Buffett in his Twitter feed as he has traded to the mighty key.
He quotes Jimmy, but what?
Changes in attitude, changes in latitude.
Oh, I thought maybe he was having a cheeseburger and paradise or something.
Hey, there's a place to sell for it called cheeseburger paradise.
I don't, I don't, I don't sell that for a second.
I do miss cheeseburger and I just, I just don't get the whole Jimmy Buffett thing.
I never have, I never will.
I like him.
I just don't like him.
Pro longed.
Like small, small does.
Yeah, just to see these parrot heads just come out and drove like they do.
I just don't get it.
It's like dead heads.
What?
Parrot heads and Dallas is a weird thing.
They will line up around the block for his tickets when they go on sale.
Yes, they replace it to Starplex.
Can we do some wrestling talk, please?
Let's.
Here on the clubhouse.
Live every Saturday night.
Seeing if changes in attitudes, changes in latitudes.
Nice.
Big headline.
We saw Monday night on Raw.
We have a debut day for the WWE Network.
It will be April Fool's Day.
The same day that this man takes on John Cena.
WrestleMania 28.
Excuse me for a moment.
Smartest man alive.
Would be me.
I called it.
I called it.
I called it.
It made sense.
There are still rumors that if you have the network on opening day, you will get WrestleMania
for free on the network.
Apparently, they are talking about every pay-per-view being on the network.
They have been talking about that.
There have been some that have been just the majors.
There have been some that have been the non-majors.
There are so many conflicting stories right now about what the network will entail.
My question is this.
HD.
We have not clarified yet.
If they have a brain in their head, it will be HD.
He has to go finish his movie.
He is not going to be back full-time member.
They will come back right after the rumble.
He will be gone for about four more weeks.
They will probably do the three weeks leading up to WrestleMania and maybe a one or two weeks after.
They will disappear right off of the sunset and go do the tooth fairy too.
Even faster.
Did you like the new logo?
Yes I did.
Is that going to be the new logo for everybody or just the network?
It kind of implies it is just the network, but you would kind of have to change it across the board, I would think.
It looks more like a crown.
Yeah.
They are not so crude looking.
Let me ask you this.
Were you encouraged to see the world-class championships?
Was I ever.
Thank God.
We are finally going to make use of all that sport.
When that thing came up, I am looking at all the logos.
There it is.
There it is.
I said that to Cody too.
Cody is the big world-class guy.
Oh yeah.
I go, were you happy to see that logo?
He goes, oh yeah.
You know, somebody in this room, and I am not naming any names.
But his initials are dot com.
Yes.
Somebody in this room has an autograph book with a couple of vauneric signatures and I remember correctly.
Yes.
Well, you know, they are confirmed or not?
No, I do.
I don't know where it is.
I do have them.
I remember seeing them.
I am sure your st.
And mother has it somewhere in the house.
Probably somewhere.
I can't remember who all it was, but there was at least two of them in there.
I don't remember.
I do remember that the event was held at Mesquite rodeo, but I don't remember exactly what year
that was.
I must say it was in fifth grade.
That would be what?
Jeez.
Uh.
80.
This is a long time.
Seven.
Back in the day.
Eight seven.
Fifth grade for you is 87.
I believe so.
Not in time right.
You were at the end of the event, and you said you graduated 93.
He's like Dugi Hauser.
So, I guess it's not right.
Also, congratulations for Lita, getting arrested for reckless driving last night.
With a go genius.
Moving on.
Viacomdeos Jack Corpella from the WWE.
If you don't know who he is, if you ever watched Free For All before a pay-per-view.
He's the guy I referred to as the fake Martin Short.
Oh, that guy.
Oh, okay.
Well, he will not be missed.
You will not be missed at all.
Scott Sanford.
You're probably next.
But he's his contract ran out.
He did not renew.
Talk a little bit about Raw.
No, we'll find notes left out of this.
Please get this guy a new theme song for the love of God.
I'm so tired of this.
Let me ask you this.
Have you ever seen Cena push somebody harder than Zach Ryder?
No, I have not.
I'd like to know the nature of that association.
Because, man, we thought Cena got shoved down our throat.
Now, great, and Zach Ryder is my current leader.
Because I commend this guy for making a monster push out of literally nothing.
When you're dressing in colors that make people think Scooby-Doo.
And you're trying to own superstars.
And now you're going to get a US title shot at TLC.
This guy has made so much habit for himself.
He's literally the adjusted beaver of the WWE.
You too didn't.
Funny.
Apparently the latest episode of the Z-True Long Island story.
His guest on tonight's show will be Mr. Belding.
And I never watched that show.
Mikey, were you saved by the Belga?
I was.
I enjoyed the save by the Belga.
I even watched the next class.
I even watched the college years.
Actually, you know what I've seen a couple episodes.
Wait a minute.
Wouldn't the greatness of Connolly on that show?
No, I'll tell the class.
That's how the class is.
Okay, I always got those kids.
Oh, Billy Connolly.
Yeah.
It's like Jennifer Connolly?
No, no, Billy Connolly.
Yeah, Sarah Landcaster who currently plays Chuck's sister on Chuck.
She was on save by the Belga next class.
She was also the gift shop girl in Scrupps.
And she's not.
Didn't watch her.
She's not Brittany Palmer.
Great.
But she's Scrupps.
Great.
Wait, what is it?
No, we're deviating.
Keep going.
We got another one of these cane vignettes.
I guess he's putting the mask back on.
Wait, it's so weird because at the end of the vignette,
they always show it hitting the ground on fire.
But now.
Oh god.
Gotta play my leader's theme song.
But isn't that the old mask that's on fire?
Because if you watch the vignette this week,
the mask does not cover the go-t area that he wore.
So is he going full face mask or the partial face mask?
No, the partial face mask is what it looks like.
It's the way it's on.
But the one that's on fire is the full face mask.
Okay, I thought it was the other way around.
I thought it was the other way around.
It's not like the new dark night blister.
Oh, dude.
That is kind of ironic if you think about it.
When you look at the last image of that promo,
then you look at that new dark night one sheet.
Yeah, pretty much the same thing.
We'll talk a little bit about impact.
I get off to apologize for our impact
in Smackdown seconds this week.
I had some DVR issues and neither one of them recorded.
Singing the Zack Ryder song.
I don't know who that is.
Let me look that up for you.
She's going to go.
The guy's name is Matt White.
It's a WWE thing.
What a generic name.
I'm Matt White.
I once played Joe the police.
I don't think that's who that was.
I think that would be one.
The song is actually called radio.
It's on WWE.
The music volume.
Did you not get that reference, dude?
I am shocked.
You didn't get that with the Joe the police whenever?
No.
You may know him as Joe the policeman
from what's going down episode of That's Mama Mama.
Please welcome Mr. Randy Watson.
That sounds like you didn't get that?
Wow.
I believe it shouldn't have.
He said when I let them either win.
Show them Mama Beauty.
They possess him.
You're there.
He's good.
He's good.
Good, terrible.
I thought it was the knob.
I see I can...
Don't get me on this movie.
I'm going to blow the wheels off the whole shell.
Moving on.
What are my favorite movies of all time?
Let me ask you this.
Ask away.
Why do I have to have Karen Jarrett on my TV all the time?
I don't really.
I think you know the answer to that question.
That's what she's married to.
There's the VP of the knockouts division.
Like, there was a time when she was hot.
There really was.
Now is not that time.
No.
Now she's gone complete man face.
And I don't know what happened.
She is Vicki Guerrero territory.
In every sense of the word as annoyance factor.
Wow.
Think about that for a second.
Here's my annoyance factor from top to bottom right now.
Karen Jarrett.
Michael Cole.
Didn't Vicki Guerrero.
That's my top.
That's a bad...
We Jeff Jarrett in a close form.
Oh my gosh.
Where does Hogan fit in on that taking order?
We can look up WWE the music volume 10.
Volume 10.
My God.
That's what the Zack Ryder did.
That's a Lord.
Let me make sure that's right.
Yeah, it's called WWE the music volume 10 a new day.
That's the name of the CD.
Was that one...
Was that one the Amazon exclusive?
Amazon exclusive or iTunes exclusive?
My tunes was all volume 7.
I don't know.
I could.
Megan, you may have to look it up on Amazon.
John said his mom will call him Clay.
Oh my God.
There's my mom's name in Clay.
I'm gonna call him.
Who'd Nick?
And then I want to talk a little bit about...
A little bit about Smackdown from what I read.
Again, I had to read about impact and read about Smackdown.
Shoot, I had to tell you this with myself.
But I could not be happy.
Let me see if I could...
I have to...
I think I spelled it wrong.
I got it, Rob.
You just get those fingers working together?
Oh, there we go.
I just want to play this next song for a minute.
What on earth?
Just let it...
Just let it marry me.
Just don't know me at all.
What is this off of?
I know who it is, obviously.
Don't need to be original.
Remember when they all did their own music?
Oh.
Jeez.
Yeah, I knew there's a reason I didn't own this.
And it's song written by Linda Perry, sir.
Can you tell me what happened here?
I welcome back to Friday Night Smackdown.
Lilian Garcia!
I don't get it.
I will never get it.
You know, your fascination with Lilian is right on the liver
with my revulsion with Will Farrell.
You don't get it.
I don't get it.
She's hot.
And now, Doc and I have a reason to collab more at the paper.
Oh, what a great day this is.
She has got Sarah Jessica Parker horse face.
No, she's not as bad as anything other.
Take that back.
I will not take that back.
That's why I don't get it.
You're an American.
I don't think she's American.
She is American, sir.
I will Wikipedia that right now.
Please be my guest.
I'm going, hold on.
All right.
Mr. Suffering from the worst case.
I've got to be right.
I deserve everything.
You're the one that called her an American.
I thought she was Puerto Rican.
She was born in America, therefore American.
Plus, the fact Puerto Rican is an American territory.
Anyway, now you're making me play this song longer
because I'm looking it up.
Just so you know.
So you're pretty much admitting that this song is wack?
I never said she could sing well.
Okay.
She does a great.
And why are we playing this song?
She does a great version of the national anthem.
I'll give her that.
But really dude, you're this is.
Her father is an American.
She was born near the American Embassy in Madrid.
So she is American.
Born in Spain.
Okay.
And she's older than you.
Okay.
August 19th, 1966.
Born in Madrid.
Just remember.
And hot.
Okay.
Oh, she's built.
Thank you.
Although she's built from New York, New York.
I just.
I don't get it dude.
I just don't get your best agent with her.
I said she was older than you in Vegas.
So she's like 65 right?
Shut your.
Wow.
That's going to be a long rock from that airport.
I love it.
I love America.
But Lillian Garcia returns to Smackdown.
I'm very excited.
But.
Kill this.
Kill this song or kill me.
It's almost over.
Shut up.
Good Lord.
Actually, we'll just do this instead.
Much better.
Yeah, much better.
She said Poppy's pick her up.
So she ain't got a wall.
That's true.
Okay.
So I was reading the Smackdown results.
Why is it that even reading anything with Michael calls a name?
Just a noise.
Michael calls me.
Michael calls a name on it.
A noise.
Just reading it annoys the crap out of me.
Because he has that effect on people.
I guess like you said, he does his job too well.
I understand you're a heal.
We get it, but man.
Never has anyone passed you over the head with it with a sledgehammer
the way he is.
You're always the one that's like, oh, I can't stand that guy as a heal.
And I know when it's always defending, saying that means he's doing his job.
I can't defend this deback.
No.
I can't.
So many lines have been crossed with the things that he has said.
And the people that he has said them about is so inappropriate.
I would roll with it if he would at least not be in character on Twitter.
Yeah.
There's nobody that I've seen that's in character on Twitter.
I mean, I've seen people say things that you know it's tongue in cheek.
We get that.
He takes K-Fave to it entirely different levels.
Yes.
And then they say, oh, it's just a character.
Can we all get back to our loves?
No, you're a dumbass.
Yeah.
Now you're using it as a safety vest at this point.
It completely hacks me off.
Yeah.
On a level that it shouldn't make you that mad, but it does.
So we're playing the Heart Dynasty for a reason.
Did you read about what happened here?
No.
I didn't.
Apparently there was a Dimas tag match.
It was Pin Up Strong, which is Beth Fenix and Natalia against AJ.
And that's what they're calling themselves now.
Pin Up Strong.
They're no longer the Dimas.
How should I enrol when the 2012 Vignette interrupted their bit?
No.
Yeah, it was Pin Up Strong.
Oh, God.
And Caitlyn, AJ and Caitlyn.
Apparently we are turning Caitlyn Hill.
We've been teasing this for a few weeks now.
And she just beat down AJ.
Well, apparently,
apparently creative wasn't happy with the way it went.
So they scrapped the whole thing and didn't even air it.
And it was a Dimas match and nobody missed it.
Well, plus the fact of it just proves the theory.
If it didn't happen on TV, it didn't.
I guess so.
They said they're still aren't that the plan is still to turn her heal.
But they're just going to go about it a different way.
And you leave my AJ alone.
I think both of them are hot.
I'm going to say it.
I don't even know who she is.
I don't watch Smackdown as a little bit.
AJ is the one that's the geek girl of those video games.
And she's kind of spunky.
And Caitlyn's, she's kind of a fitness model hot.
Oh, Caitlyn, what a shock.
Can you explain that one?
Huh?
Caitlyn is just such a,
that's just such a typical name for a character.
Really?
Yeah.
Mikey?
Cut down then.
Okay, thanks.
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Let us talk a little bit of NHL.
So Mikey, get a little bit.
I've seen pictures of you with this guy's hair Mikey,
that's all I'm saying.
I can't deny it.
No, you can't because I've seen it.
And it was in Chad's house.
I thought I was going to have to give him a defibrillator
to get up to stop laughing.
It's okay.
It's okay.
It's okay.
I'm so, you can say any time I say,
find a happy place.
That's the happy place he finds.
Mikey is vanilla eyes here.
The beak in the street.
The beak in the street.
That's what he called.
That's what he called.
Not Mikey.
Not Mikey.
That's what vanilla eyes called it.
What do you call it?
The beak in the street.
Little bad news in the NHL this week.
Sydney Crosby out again.
But this is for precautionary reasons.
I was wondering if maybe we brought him back too soon.
Too soon.
How long has he been out?
Too, that concussion was bad.
Yeah, it was bad.
Anytime you have a head injury, that's no joke.
I agree.
Per cautionary reasons.
So they thought whenever he came back,
he was going to mop the floor with everybody else.
Yeah, he scored two goals and a two assistance.
His first time back.
Take care of this kid.
But it's only going to be three games.
It's not like.
Pro long.
Okay.
Three games just as a precautionary measure.
They want to re-examine him and make sure that he's healed.
That's smart because, you know, he's, he's our franchise.
Oh, today this is the, he's the face of the league right now.
Yeah.
He's the face of the NHL.
So I'm glad they did this.
I'm too.
Anytime, like I said, anytime you're dealing with a head injury,
you definitely don't want to rush that at all.
I have to take a quick pause here for just a moment.
I know we played just a minute ago, but we have to play it again.
Our second special guest has joined us.
Yeah.
We talked a couple of weeks ago about a triumphant return to this show.
It has been five and a half months since the last time we heard this next voice on this show.
Charlotte's back.
How you doing?
She was supposed to be with us last week and some things fell through.
But now that the show's on Saturday night.
And school's almost over.
Yes.
Welcome back, my love.
Thank you.
And it's so good to have you back in here now.
Now let me ask you this, because I'm going to put you on the spot right now.
Oh gosh.
Can we book you from the New Year's Eve show?
No.
Okay.
Because we've got to, we've got to get back on track with the Saturday show.
Right.
Now next month for normal chicken studio would be the night before the roommate.
Yes.
So that'll be good.
Yes.
Charlotte's first time with the headset.
How come it sounds better with her on the mic and anybody else?
Because she has a very high pitched voice.
I don't have a lot of bass in her voice, but it's not much different.
That's true.
That's true.
Ouch.
She's a girl.
That's not a slam.
But it makes you feel better if we're talking.
No.
No.
What is that like?
It's not like jigsaw.
Okay.
I was thinking Rory from Finding Nemo.
It puts the lotion on his skin.
It doesn't fit in her.
Put the lotion in the back.
Good.
We are right in the middle of NHL talk.
We're about to talk standings in the NHL right now.
Megan says she wish she could have had a Charlotte hug for her birthday on Monday.
She'll have one next week as well.
Yes.
You're each are conference standings right now.
The Atlantic conference.
The New York Islanders with a whopping 24 points.
Only 4 points.
Five points behind the New Jersey Devils.
We're always good to see them in the, in the cellar.
The New York Rangers.
In third place in the Eastern Conference Atlantic Division Pittsburgh Penguins.
And leading.
Here come the Philadelphia Flyers.
In the Northeast Division, the odor was Senators.
Right below the Montreal Canal.
I think they should have a Celine Dion say their name every year.
Welcome to the day.
I'll kind of go.
I think afterwards it should be.
Like that should be there.
And some guy was a little with a little handle on my stash.
A little parade.
In third place in the Northeast Division, the hated Buffalo Sabers.
The Toronto Maple.
There you go.
First time in three weeks.
I got that right the first time.
To call it the Toronto Blue Jam.
The last time the Blue Jam.
Wow.
Wrong sport.
Not even in the right sport.
No.
And of course leading the Central Division or the Northeast Division.
Congratulations.
John's Boston Bruins.
In the Southeast Division.
The Carolina Panthers.
When they whopping 22 points.
Above them my.
Carolina Panthers.
Carolina Panthers really.
Can't get through it.
Damn.
Wow.
The Carolina Hurricanes.
Hey, maybe can't do to get help them with.
No.
No.
No.
No.
Oh.
Third place in the Southeast Division.
The Winnipeg Jets.
Who Mikey didn't realize there were jets in the NHL until about an hour ago.
You were like.
You were like hockey junkies back in the night.
Jets.
Oh, Winnipeg.
Winnipeg in the gym.
Throw something at you.
The Washington Ovechkins in second place.
Ovechkin.
And first place in their Southeast Division with 37.6 points ahead of Washington.
My beloved Florida Panthers.
Florida Panthers.
Getting it done.
Greatness.
Let's go to your Western Conference.
Central Division.
The Columbus Blue Jackets.
Which I believe right now have the worst number of points in the league with 20.
Let me just verify that for you real quick.
Above them the Nashville Predators.
Ten points ahead of Columbus.
Wow.
St. Louis Blues in third place.
Detroit.
Mikey.
Mikey's beloved Detroit Red Wings.
They are currently three points behind the Chicago Black Hawks.
Northwest Division.
The Colorado Avalanche in last place right now with 27 points.
Calgary.
One point better than them.
Edmonds in three points better than them.
The Vancouver Conucks four points better than them.
And leading your Northwest Division right now.
The Minnesota Wild.
Your Pacific Division right now.
The Anaheim Angels.
That would be the duck.
That would be the duck.
That would be the duck.
I didn't get it.
I get Toronto right and I lose two more.
Mikey, you want to do this segment from now on every set?
Who was it?
Who was it on the muppets that would just bang his head on the piano?
That's me right now.
Oh my god.
I'm now re-questioning Louis in the show.
I can't breathe.
The Anaheim ducks followed by the L.A. Kings.
Wow.
At least you didn't say Clippers.
Well, I forget about the Clippers too.
In third place right now.
You're down.
Stop.
Took it.
Took it.
No, but they're only two games.
They're actually tied for second with San Jose.
Okay.
Two points behind Phoenix.
But again, it's December.
We've got time.
Phoenix.
I just can't.
So those are your current standings in the National Hacking League.
You always see the clubhouse for people in studio tonight.
The windows are going to start fogging up.
Hey.
Hey now.
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We haven't talked about them yet.
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Charlotte.
You're now here in the studio.
You've seen the new floors.
What do you think?
I love the floors.
Wait till you see the kitchen.
I have not seen the kitchen yet.
Yeah.
That's my jaw hit.
It's a floor.
Yeah.
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We can't thank them enough for the great work they did for us.
Sorry.
Wobbick Kraft.
Short bus has arrived.
Wobbick Kraft.
Short bus has arrived.
How could you not do this, Dan?
I did the same thing last week.
I don't know why he shocked.
Did you just do the French Prince?
I did.
Would you hear?
Oh yeah, we're doing it every week.
This is my life.
I thought about doing it.
But then I was like, I probably catch so much heat and then I was like,
we'll take it.
They're doing it.
You're wearing the headset and it would probably get caught up.
I probably strangle myself and there would be no more.
Oh, Lord, have mercy on us.
Let us now go into a segment.
We like to call a person of interest.
This is a segment we do right here on the show every week where we take a person or an entity.
And we talk about their greatness or lack thereof.
The pendulum swings the Chad this week.
So Chad, go ahead and intro your person of interest please as I take a sip of my tasty beverage.
I was being topical with the season and just having my memories of it from childhood.
Seeing how it's really kind of dropped off as of late.
Outdoor Christmas lights.
Now, are we talking just about the lights themselves or the lights and the people that decorate with them?
It's all encompassing.
I mean, Mikey, you remember we both grew up in this bird.
And I mean, back when we were kids, you could pretty much see this town from outer space.
You drive around the ski now.
I mean, I'm just speaking for our town.
It's nothing like it used to be.
This neighborhood that we're in, this very neighborhood that we're sitting in, it used to be a blaze.
You would go, you would pass by on the highway and you would see glowing roofs as far as I could see.
Nowadays, not so much.
It's really kind of dropped off.
Do you think it's a recession thing?
Probably. I think it's got something to do with that.
Because I'm a fan of going a little bit Christmas.
As am I, but it's getting harder and harder to find good neighborhoods.
But I also think there's a line.
Yeah, they'll stupid blow up things.
People in the front, you know, that's too much.
It's not bad when they're operational.
But when they unplug them, it looks like trash bags on your lawn.
There's a dead reindeer on the front lawn, that's pretty sad.
There is a house in my neighborhood.
We used to call it the silk stocking neighborhood on the other side.
And there is a house.
It's a corner house.
You know the one I'm talking about.
I think you've been by that way.
There is probably, how many would you say Mike?
You remember the house I'm talking about?
Yeah.
So there's probably 80 or 90 inflatable decorations in it.
Oh, I'm not sure what the lights are.
I was going to say it's a Clark Griswald style.
It's not just for Christmas.
No, they do it for Halloween as well.
It is ridiculously overdead.
See, there's a house over in Rallette.
Not anymore.
They're not doing it anymore.
They went on dogwood.
Who went up with all the neon and stuff?
It's gone.
For those of you who aren't here, they're right across.
They're right down the street from where we are here at the studio.
Oh, that sucks.
Yeah.
Apparently, my dad...
Well, actually, no, it was just my stepmom.
And their kids went to Christmas in the park thing in the ski.
And when they came back, they went up Rallette Road to check that house.
And it's not there.
And it's not there.
I don't know if they moved or was over.
So it was over.
From done.
One of the best decorated houses I've seen in this area in a long time.
I think this guy must have worked in neon or something because he literally had like candy cane neon lights going down.
And they would dress up as Santa and Mrs. Claus and sit on the front lawn every night.
And kids would come and talk to Santa.
Have you not seen this by show?
Never seen it.
It's beautiful.
No, no, I don't enjoy Christmas.
I'm not a Christmas person.
But you would have to return that around.
You would have to appreciate just the simplicity.
You know, the thing I love most about Christmas is those Marines out doing toys for Todd.
Which they were today.
Highlight of my Christmas.
Which they were today.
They were today.
But other than that.
Every other intersection they were there and seen.
But.
And this is always the thing that I was always been real crazy about.
Well, let me ask you this, Michelle.
Do you want your Christmas present today?
Or do you want to wait till the paperview?
Paperview.
Okay.
Because you have a Christmas present right away.
Oh my.
It was all geared up, too.
I did shopping this week.
A lot.
But you know, in Christmas lights, I'm in.
As long as it's tasteful.
Now, as far as, are you in on the multicolored thing?
I'm strictly a all white lights.
I like the colors.
I like red and green.
The only way I'm good if you're just going to do all white is.
If they're doing those tasteful, I stick the lights.
Yes.
Here at Megan, I'm going to tell you one thing.
You can want all you want.
You would like a Christmas present.
But I just don't like the multicolored thing when they get orange and pink.
The colors are tastefully done.
That can be taped.
To me, it just looks tacked.
It's going to be tastefully done.
That's my whole thing.
I just hate lawn ornaments.
I'm not a real big fan of it.
I don't like it for any.
I don't like it when people do Christmas or Halloween or Easter.
They will see.
Can I stand any of them?
I can't tell you if you have a present or not.
Keep it on the roof lines and keep it in the windows.
Unless you're doing like a full-blown haunted house and it goes out into the lawn.
I do think it's weird because I've seen some houses that do a cross in lights at Christmas.
And I'm kind of like wrong in this life.
Wrong.
There's one over there by the church over on by Eastfield.
And it's like a cross but two candy canes cross that says have beat Christmas.
And it's there all year long.
It's not just.
Yeah.
I'm sorry about you.
And I'm like, I don't understand.
It makes the ski school.
Is it a school?
No, it was a mosquito educated.
It's like an older family.
It's over by Eastfield.
So I would think that they probably slipped their way through the mosquito independent school district at some point.
It's like an older couple that lives there.
But I'm assuming that they were probably styled.
So that explains a lot.
Oh please.
Anything else?
Are we done?
Yeah, go ahead.
All right.
Well, the pen jump swings back to me for next weeks.
Big show next week.
Do the math.
Yes, it is.
Let's do a little video game talk.
I got a pocket full of poros and I'm here to do the arcade.
A couple of video game corner stores this week.
Yeah, you look this one up.
I wouldn't even aware of this store.
Do we know anything about this company?
Game 5?
No.
I don't know.
Apparently, Game 5 is a video game developer that was working on a game called star power beyond set.
I don't know if this is going to be like a karaoke game or something along the dancing game.
Something along the lines of the Michael Jackson experience.
So you can stop in the middle and go, what are the games?
They are now suing her.
They paid her $6.7 million.
She wanted more.
Well, they were like, look, we just gave you $6.7 million bucks.
With her saying that she wanted out the financier behind the game backed out and pulled all $19.2 million of his money with him.
In doing so, Game 5 had to lay off 70 people.
I'm surprised that the whole studio didn't shut down.
They are now suing her.
She is saying that she was right to pull out blah, blah, blah.
And the judges were like, no, go forward with this lawsuit.
Good.
Sue the crap out of her.
Chad, any new releases coming this week that we need to know about?
Well, the one thing that really caught my interest this week.
It wasn't so much a game release, but it was more along the lines of an app.
Tell us about it.
If you have Xbox Live, you can get an app on the iPhone and iPad to maintain your Xbox Live avatar and your online features.
Now, let that sink in for a second.
So, on my Apple product.
Exactly.
It's Microsoft stuff.
Exactly.
I'm like, did you ever think you would see these two worlds collide?
Well, it was like the day we saw a Sonic game on Nintendo.
Or now that Sonic and Mario are actually in games together, like with the Olympics games.
That's like the unholy alliance.
I know.
That's just my generation.
Speaking of the aforementioned Mario, there was a lot of talk that the guru of Nintendo himself.
Shigeru Miyamoto was possibly stepping down.
And this guy, if you don't know the name, Shigeru Miyamoto, you know everything he's done.
This guy created Mario.
This guy created Zelda.
This guy created Metroid.
Anything that was a top level game that came up from Nintendo for the last 30 years.
This guy is the mastermind.
So, he's talking like he may take a sabbatical.
They don't know.
They're being very hush-hush about it.
All right.
Are there any new releases this week we need to know about?
No, they pretty much all.
So, we're good for the year pretty much because it's pretty much, yeah.
I think they had that out by Black Friday.
All right.
Video game corner.
Now, I'm going to tell you people this very, very simple.
This next segment's going to take a little while.
We're going to run long tonight.
So, get ready.
Mikey, this is...
Because this is about to be armed.
This is why you called...
Get your pants!
Get your piece of paper!
It is time for college football talk.
We have one thing to talk about this week.
Besides congratulating, again, Robert Griffin III.
Quarterback of Baylor University.
Heisman Trophy winner.
Classy.
Class act.
Classy speech.
Had no issue with it.
Anybody wanted to bake that?
Thank you.
What are you doing?
Oh, no, no.
Just looking to see what's on the screen.
You have a red sheet?
I don't...
It's like...
Is it being nosy?
Do you think I'm playing games?
No, it's not.
Here's what we're going to do.
Charlotte, you are involved.
He's not playing Angry Birds over there.
Freakles.
Next Saturday.
By this point,
we will be in our third bowl game.
We're going to run down the bowls in order.
We're each going to pick a winner.
Yeah.
Now, let me...
I need to do something else.
Somebody vamp forming for me.
This really scares me.
Because I've got nothing on this.
Me neither, but every time I pick, I win.
It seems like it.
I'm like really good luck or something.
Or something.
Well, that being said, let me see.
Okay, I had a rubber head.
The way we do this.
So that luck won't rub off on me.
The way we do this.
As we're going to do...
All of the bowls.
Now, the BCS bowls.
We are going to take on the line as it stands right now.
Okay?
Okay.
Everybody with me on this.
We're following.
Yes.
We're going to do the bowls in the order that they air.
Okay?
Here we go.
Very first bowl.
Next Saturday.
December the 17th, 1 o'clock in the afternoon on ESPN.
All of these will be on ESPN unless I say otherwise.
Okay.
The Hilden New Mexico bowl.
Sounds riveting.
Not lying to you.
Albuquerque New Mexico Temple versus Wyoming.
We will start with Chad and we will go to Charlotte.
Then we will go to Mikey.
And then we will defend.
And then we will go to Mikey.
And then we will finish with me.
Wyoming.
Wyoming.
Wyoming?
Why not?
Don't ask me why.
Just Wyoming.
All right.
Charlotte.
Temple.
Charlotte is taking a temple with authority.
Wow.
Now, for some in-depth analysis.
We go to Mikey.
I am taking the Maddy Maddy Cowboys from Wyoming.
Any specific reason?
None whatsoever.
That's the in-depth analysis.
We expect from you, sir.
Thank you, captain.
I will actually also be taking Wyoming because there are more high-profile teams.
I don't know how Texas got into any bowl, much less this one.
We move on.
The same day, 430 in the afternoon, central time, the famous Idaho potato bowl.
In Boise, Idaho.
Ohio versus Utah State.
Chad.
Ohio.
Ohio.
Ohio.
Ohio.
Ohio.
Ohio.
Ohio.
Ohio.
Ohio.
Ohio.
I'm taking the U.S.
Ohio for Chad.
Ohio for Charlotte.
Mikey is taking Utah State.
I will also take Utah State.
We're splitting.
We're splitting the potato bowl.
December 17th, 8 o'clock central time, the R&L Carrier's New Orleans Bowl.
This takes place in New Orleans, Louisiana, obviously.
San Diego State versus Louisiana Lafayette Chad.
San Diego.
Louisiana.
I guess they're true to the Sun Belt and going with Lafayette.
I'm actually going to take San Diego State.
I think they travel better.
Ula Lodge is just a very odd team.
Then we go to December 20th.
7 o'clock central time in the evening from St. Petersburg, Florida.
The Beef O'Brady's St. Petersburg Bowl.
Let's get a weirder by the...
It's bowl season 2.
You said beef.
Florida International University versus Marshall.
Marshall!
Marshall.
Yeah.
Okay.
Mikey.
Yeah, this is going to be a tough one.
Well, you know, and I'll give my analysis here.
Nice.
This is so not going like it did last year.
Classy.
What's that line?
You'll never know.
You're not going to hear me to make that.
Mikey.
You know, I'll probably want to go with the joy and say Marshall.
I'm going to go the other way.
And I will tell you why.
FIU is basically...
They're in Miami.
They are basically the kids that couldn't get into the University of Miami.
Go to FIU.
They're a tough team.
They're underrated.
Not great, but not bad.
And Marshall is not.
We are Marshall anymore.
To be honest.
December 21st, 7 o'clock, Central Time.
The San Diego County Credit Union Point Set-A-Ball.
Oh my god.
That's a mouthful.
Wait for it.
TCU versus Louisiana Tech.
TCU.
TCU.
I'm going to go with TCU.
TCU across the board.
TCU getting ready to move to a new conference.
And then they move to a different new conference.
T heart frogs.
Don't let me down.
December 22nd, 7 o'clock, Central Time.
The Mako Las Vegas Bowl.
Arizona State, Boise State.
Chad.
Huh.
After the implosion.
Oh gosh.
I'll go Arizona.
Boise.
Are you going to go with Boise on this one for sure?
I'm also going to go with Boise State.
For a couple of reasons.
One, Arizona State is firing their coach next.
Right.
Two, I just like saying BSU.
Plus my mom lives in Boise and I have to say it that way
because if there's no Z, they will tell you that.
It's Boise.
It's not Boise.
There's a Christmas Eve.
The Sheraton Hawaii Bowl.
At 7 o'clock, Central Time in Honolulu, Nevada,
versus Southern Mississippi.
Chad.
Mississippi.
Mississippi.
This is another tough one because two very good teams.
Two excellent teams, sir.
I'm going to go with Nevada on this one.
I am actually going to go with Southern Miss
because they are the team that stopped the dream of Houston.
Yeah.
And stop it convincingly.
Nevada.
Good team.
I just don't know Southern Miss.
If you can be on a one-game role, they're on a one-game role.
Yeah.
Also, we move to December the 26th, the Avacare V100 Independence Bowl.
In Shreveport, Louisiana.
Mizzou, North Carolina.
Mizzou.
North Carolina.
This is a no-burner to Mizzou.
Oh.
I will also take Mizzou.
I really hope North Carolina doesn't blow that one out.
We'll talk about TJ Yates in a little while.
December 27th, the Little Seasers Bowl in Detroit, Michigan.
Because when I think Detroit, I think Little Seasers.
Western Michigan versus Purdue.
Purdue.
I hope Little Seaser wins.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Purdue.
I will take Purdue as well.
We'll make it a clean suite.
I just don't see Western Michigan.
Oh, what is Western Michigan doing in a bowl?
Basketball?
They got a little something going on basketball.
Football has been on.
What is pizza doing in a bowl anyway?
Can you understand why it's called a little thing?
Yes.
I mean, that's where it started.
Is that where the...
Yes, I'm in Detroit.
Yeah.
8-10, 8-10.
December the 27th, the 7 o'clock in the...
Little Seasers Bowl, by the way, December 27th at 330, Central Time.
December 27th, the 7 o'clock.
Oh, by the way, the Independence Bowl on ESPN 2.
None of these on ABC so far.
There's only one.
There's only one.
Yeah.
7 o'clock, December 27th, the Belk Bowl in Charlotte, North Carolina.
The what?
The Belk Bowl.
That's all it says, the Belk.
What the heck is Belk?
Belk is a department store.
That's a good name for a store.
Louisville versus NC State.
Oh, geez.
NC State.
Louisville.
Another team was very good, so I'm just going to go with Louisville.
Charlotte, you said Louisville?
Yes, sir.
I'm actually going to take NC State.
And as much as I hate to go against the great Charlie Strong,
with former offensive coordinator at the University of Florida.
I just, man, he needs another year.
We then go December 28th.
We go to Washington, DC, for the military bowl presented by Northrop Gruman.
Toledo versus Air Force.
Toledo.
Air Force.
Going with Air Force.
I will also be going with Air Force.
Okay, I can't bet against the Service Academy.
This should, they all treated very well.
December 28th, 7 o'clock in the evening, the Bridgeport Education Holiday Bowl.
San Diego, California.
Cal versus Texas.
I'll go, I'll go Longhorn.
Texas.
Again, two schools that aren't very good that probably should not be in the bowl.
Agreed.
So, I'm going to go against Texas with Cal.
I will also take Cal.
I think Cal's got a better chance to win that game.
Plus, they're almost in their own backyard.
Yeah.
December 29th, 430 in the afternoon.
The champs sports bowl from Orlando, Florida.
Florida State Notre Dame.
Wow.
That's going to be a good game.
It's going to be a very good game.
Fills beloved seven holes.
Yeah.
Julie's beloved seven.
I'm going with the nulls.
Notre Dame.
I'm going to go with the criminals.
Criminals.
Oh, Cody's not here.
Somebody's going to call him that.
I am actually taking Notre Dame because I don't want to take the quarter-state zone.
December 29th, 8 o'clock in the evening, the Valero Alamo bowl from San Antonio, Texas.
Washington versus Baylor.
Anybody going to go out on a limb here?
Baylor.
Baylor.
The Bears.
Washington getting a new coach, too.
And his name is Mike Leach.
No, it's actually Washington State.
No, it's actually Washington State.
Okay.
That was Ross Ferb.
Strike that, remember.
Ross Ferb.
December 30th, 11 a.m.
The Bell helicopter armed forces bowl at the stadium at SMU.
BYU Tulsa.
Oh, I'll go BYU Tulsa.
Yeah, I'm going to go with BYU as well.
So split down the middle.
So you're going Tulsa.
I'm going Tulsa.
I really have to learn how to type.
December 30th, 220 in the afternoon.
This is the new era pinstripe bowl that will be played at Yankee Stadium.
Wow.
Second year for this bowl.
Rutgers versus Iowa State.
It's like you want to be shot or stabbed.
Iowa State.
Iowa State.
I can't bet on the cyclones.
I'm going to go with Rutgers.
I'm the same way with you.
I trusted them twice.
I trusted Iowa State twice this year.
And they let me down by times.
December 30th at 540.
Central time.
The Franklin American Mortgage Music City bowl.
National Tennessee.
The Bulldogs of Mississippi State take on a Wake Forest.
I'll go with the Bulldogs.
Mississippi.
I will be going with the Bulldogs as well.
That's a clean sweep there.
Does anybody really think Wake Forest should be in a bowl?
Never heard of them.
No.
They're a big basketball school.
Okay.
ACC conference.
December 30th.
The Insight bowl in Tempe, Arizona at 9 o'clock.
Central time.
Iowa, Oklahoma.
Oh boy.
I'll go.
I'll go.
I'll go.
I'll go with Oklahoma.
Oklahoma.
I've got to go with Oklahoma on this one.
That's a clean sweep.
I really think that Oklahoma really is in for redemption after that horrible loss to Oklahoma State.
Which then did not help the BCS chaos.
Plus this is this last year for the head coach Illinois.
Illinois.
Illinois.
I said Iowa.
Oh, Iowa.
Sorry.
Illinois runs up yet.
He's done.
He was done a long time ago.
Yeah.
I said, honey, listen to you.
Just write your picks down and bring them with you and you get here.
New Year's Eve, 11 a.m.
The Minikey car car of Texas Bowl in Houston.
A.M.M. versus North Western.
I'll go with the Aggies.
North Western.
I haven't seen a whole lot of Northwestern games.
So I'm gonna stay local and say eggs
I'm taking north western especially since we didn't cover this on this show a nm has fired their coach
Which I think is horribly premature
I agree and by the way nm I said it before and I'll say it again
You're about to become the whipping boy the SEC so get used to it
New Year's Eve one o'clock central time. This will be on CBS the Hyundai Sunbowl from El Paso, Texas
Georgia Tech versus Utah. These would be the use sir
I'll go Georgia Tech Georgia
Georgia Tech that's gonna be a clean sweep there
230 in the afternoon on New Year's Eve the Auto Zone Liberty Bowl from Memphis, Tennessee since a natty and Vanderbilt
I'll go with Sinsi
Vanderbilt I'm gonna pick the bear cats
Cincinnati I'm taking Vanderbilt because my boss's boss is a Vanderbilt graduate to give us this to the show
He'll be very mad if I don't pick them
New Year's Eve 230 in the afternoon also the craft fight hunger bowl from San Francisco, California
Illinois versus UCLA both teams getting rid of their coach after this game
Oh
Illinois that's why I played it 230 in the afternoon on New Year's Eve
Would you say chat Illinois
Riky I'm taking Illinois's I'm taking UCLA because I hate Ronsok
And I hope that he loses this game new years even 630 the Chick-fil-A bowl from the Georgia
Dome
Oh, by the way the Liberty Bowl on ABC. That's the other one. ABC has two. I'm sorry
The Chick-fil-A bowl Virginia versus the University of Auburn
Oh boy
I'll go with Auburn
Virginia I'm gonna pick Auburn this one. What is it being? What is it being played New Year's Eve 630?
Charlotte very Charlotte's very very
Very matter of factor their picks. I should like about it
I have reasons for picking them why well the last one I picked Virginia because I have the word virgin in it
I think that's funny. That's why I picked it and this shocked you how exactly Rob
There are some questions in this life. I should know better. Exactly
January 2nd we have no bowls on New Year's Day because that is a Sunday in the NFL
But what college do that January 2nd 11 a.m. The ticket city bowl to be played at the cotton bowl where the cotton bowl will not be played
ESPN you
That is how far Houston has fallen. Wow, but who are they playing?
Yeah, Houston plays Penn State
I'll pick Penn State just for the heck of it
Houston
I'm going with the Cougars which one. Hey, no, I actually Penn State's the line. It's a starter. I'm going to get a
Cat whatever
I'm going with Houston as well
Case kingdom swan song
After the drumming they took from Southern Mississippi. I kind of feel bad for what Penn State's about you guys have been through a lot this year
This ain't gonna save you. Nope. Sorry
January 2nd at noon the outback bowl the only other bowl ABC will be carrying from Tampa, Florida
Michigan State versus Georgia
Michigan State Georgia Spartans I
Will be taking Georgia as well. I just think that they've had a really strong year
Michigan states been very very mediocre in the Big 10 much less outside of the Big 10
January 2nd also at noon the capital one bowl from Orlando, Florida Nebraska, South Carolina
Nebraska
Nebraska I'm gonna stick go with Sparrier and South Carolina. I will also be taking South Carolina
I think they've been they've been skitsy at best
But I think they're gonna go they're gonna win this game
January 2nd also at noon we have three noon games on January 2nd the Texas the tax slayer dot com
Gator bowl out from Jacksonville on the doose a
Rematch of the National Championship game three years ago Ohio State versus the University of Florida
I'll take your gators. Alrighty. Ohio State
Two programs that are not doing so well this year. Indeed. This is gonna be a tough pick. Thank you for picking my gators
I'm gonna go with the Ohio State and I allow you to say that because they're the originals and they're the other ones like that
Now we get into the BCS bowls
We are going to take the betting lines as they are right now. Are we assuming you're taking the gators? Yes, okay
I've stand by my beloved gators
Plus I can't stand the bus and they fire their coach and they're got an interim coach and then
You know they have two coaching staffs right now
Urban's got his own people
It's a very weird situation up there. I'll tell you what though. Watch out for them next year
Oh, yeah, well, I give them one more year then urban's got them in place
Moe looking in the first year always I've said that
The Rose Bowl Pasadena, California. This is last years. What the hell? I said
Oh, hey, hold on one second
We haven't played this game in a long time Mikey. What game is that? Oh, and see don't play football. Yeah
They should be like a mainstay for you and me
Mm-hmm now that you have a PS3. You really have no excuse me. Okay, now I've got the 2012 so I
I'm sure yet. I apologize the Rose Bowl with constant versus Oregon
I think this is gonna be a great game your current line with constant plus five and a half
Hmm. I'll think with constant
Do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do exactly now gotta
Try to get this
Badger so
Badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger. So chat is picking Wisconsin
Charlotte is also picking Wisconsin Badger or duck
Which one is moreire the badger or the duck they were ticked off a badger have you ever made the honey badger man?
Huh? It's waiting for it
you know
Think I'm going to go to Oregon Mike. You know, I have both going to take Oregon. I
I just think or this is going to be Oregon. This is the last of the run. Yeah. They're losing a lot of kids this year.
The Michael James is going to run for about a thousand yards in this game.
We now go to the Tolstito's Fiesta ball. By the way, the Rose Bowl brought to you by Visio.
That'll be at four o'clock in the afternoon, January 2nd on the Espen.
730 on January 2nd, the Tolstito's Fiesta ball, Glendale, Arizona, Stanford, Oklahoma State.
Right now, Stanford is getting three and a half points.
Oh boy. I go Oklahoma State. Oklahoma. Hold on one second here.
Chad is saying it's saying OSU, right?
Charlotte also saying Oklahoma State. Both programs have had a great year.
Indeed. That's going to be a hard pick. I'm going to go with Stanford on this one.
This is a very difficult pick, especially with three and a half points.
I am actually going to stay as much as I like Andrew Luck.
I've got to go with Oklahoma State right now. I think that they win this game by more than a field goal.
Which is what they have to do. We go to January 3rd.
We go to New Orleans, Louisiana, the All-State Sugar Bowl.
I'm going to take Virginia Tech as well.
I'm going to take Michigan minus one and a half.
We know why Charlotte took Virginia Tech as well.
I'm going to take Michigan minus one and a half.
We know why Charlotte took Virginia Tech as well.
I'm going to take Michigan minus one and a half.
We know why Charlotte took Virginia Tech as well.
For my boy, John. Magician. Magician.
Michigan's quarterback, Danard Robinson graduated from Derek Deereville Beach High School.
I love that state magician. It's just magical.
Apparently lately you like a lot of altered states, too.
I'm just stopping the show tonight.
We're just doing this for ourselves, right?
January 4th, 730. The Discover Orange Bowl.
West Virginia Clemson right now. West Virginia is getting three and a half points.
Somebody discovered an orange.
Discover Card Orange Bowl.
I hate two people. I really hate two people.
Discover Orange. West Virginia is getting three and a half points versus Clemson.
I'll go with West Virginia. West Virginia. West Virginia.
Okay, with that song, I'm telling you right now.
John Denver's a liar. And I'm taking Clemson.
Clemson's got the wheels back on. I think they're going to play very well.
Then we go to the Cotton Bowl, which is now on January 6th, even though it's not a BCS Bowl,
which will be played at Cowboy Stadium.
Kansas State versus Arkansas.
Arkansas. Arkansas. Arkansas.
That's going to make it a clean sweep. I think Arkansas had a really great year this year.
There are another team that could be in some trouble next year.
Now we go to January 7th and the BBVA Compass Bowl played in Birmingham, Alabama.
Oh, by the way, the Cotton Bowl will be on Fox.
SMU Pittsburgh.
SMU. I got to keep the homework.
SMU.
Who would just be playing again?
Pit, pit, pit. I'm going to go with pit.
I am taking SMU.
So Mikey is elbow solo right now.
Then we go to the night before the national championship as we get ready for the national championship game
with the exciting matchup in the goDaddy.com board in Mobile, Alabama.
The Arkansas State versus Northern Illinois.
Gee, wonder who I'm picking in this one?
Since he's representing right across the room wearing the proud colors of Arkansas State,
I'm going with the Red Wolf.
Arkansas.
Red Wolf. Red Wolf.
Charlotte, did you pick SMU?
Yes, I did.
Oh, the mighty Red Wolves.
Then we get to the reason you called the national championship game.
January the 9th, 730 Central Time from New Orleans, Louisiana.
The top two teams in the country.
Going out for the second time this year, whether you debated or not, they're the top two teams in the country.
LSU, Alabama.
Your line right now.
Alabama is getting a point.
You know what your over underage on this game?
40.
Goodness.
I'm taking LSU.
Alabama.
This is definitely the top two teams in the nation and I think I'm going to go with the tide on this one.
We are going to split the room because I honestly believe LSU is the best team in the country.
They've beaten five top ten teams this year.
Their offense is a little suspect, but their defense is what wins them games.
Now, if the game was only 30 minutes, I'd give you Alabama.
There's something about LSU in the second half this year that is just you can't beat them.
They dare you to beat them and you can't do it.
Do I think this will come down to a kicking war?
Excuse me?
A kicking war?
I do not.
I think LSU finds a way to get out front early and just let their defense and old business.
And all they got to do is not lose by a point.
And remember, if we have overtime, it doesn't count.
The picks are in.
We will keep you updated as this thing wraps up.
College football.
Speaking of college football, make sure you listen to the Cody's playbook.
Our good friend and a sister show if you will call that on the sooner or gator productions network.
He did his show on Wednesday night this week.
I haven't had a chance to listen yet.
Go check it.
He also has his own U-stream page.
So make sure you go check that out as well.
You can follow him.
Cody's playbook on Twitter.
Showin' his never-twittering edition.
Nope.
You can follow me on Pinterest though.
Yay!
Out of what?
Pinterest.
No?
What?
Explain to me Pinterest, please.
Because I've heard this mention then.
Old Man Rob is about to show up.
It is a place where you can go and upload things and other people can make boards.
I have a home board and a recipes board and I upload things to it.
And if people like my recipes, they can pin it to their boards.
And you just kind of exchange ideas.
This sounds very confusing.
No, not really.
It's just another social media experiment.
People upload pictures of their house.
And if you like their layout of the house, you can move it to yours.
But I know what mine is.
But other people's homes.
They had ideas that made things that you want to do it in your home.
Because it's not always about you.
Actually, it is.
You're trying to share what you experience with other people so they can experience it with you.
Yeah.
They have a lot of tutorials that show you how to do crafts and everything.
People follow me on the port.
I don't need a Twitter.
You don't need a Twitter.
No, a Twitter.
Did old woman Charlotte just show up?
Sorry.
What's that like?
Old woman Charlotte?
Let us move on and do a little NFL talk now, please.
She's normally a bed by now.
It's like 30.
On a Saturday night.
On a Saturday night, she's really a bed.
No major headlines from the NFL this week.
So let's talk about week 13.
Last Thursday night.
Up on the wrong week.
Week 13.
Not week 14.
Smart guy.
Here we go.
Thursday night December 1st.
Seattle Philadelphia.
Did anybody see this coming?
Seattle drumming Philly like a drum?
Yes.
Drumming like a beat.
This Lexi is a horrible disease.
Was Sean McCoy?
18 rushes for 84 yards.
I'm not rethinking again putting the show on Saturday nights.
Marshawn Lynch.
Where has this guy been?
22 rushes for 148 yards of two touchdowns.
Seattle beats them 31 to 14.
Any loss for Philadelphia is a good day for him.
Is there another overrated team?
More over a team than Philadelphia?
Probably not.
I don't think they're overrated at this point because we all know they're bad.
Right.
This first game I'm going to skip and come back to because I want to talk about it a little bit.
Temptivo maybe.
Temptivo.
Temptivo.
Temptivo.
Temptivo wins again.
All this kid does is win games.
And he won it throwing.
He barely ran in this game.
But his former college receiver Percy Harvin eight catches for 158 yards and two touchdowns.
But Denver beats him.
With a come from behind victory.
Boo yeah!
You know when you whisper when you have a headset on.
I was trying to like motion what it was.
Instead the words just came out.
Tennessee over Buffalo 23 to 17.
Chris Johnson 23 rushes for 153 yards and two touchdowns.
Still think he's overpaid.
Dolphins we've won four games.
Woohoo!
As we beat Oakland 34 to 14.
It was Oakland.
Where'd he go?
But Oakland skits out this year.
Sometimes they play well.
I said it depends on which radar team.
Drumming them like a nevermind.
And we beat the Oakland raiders.
The New York Jets beat the Washington Redskins 34 to 19.
Who hasn't?
I still don't believe in the Jets.
My Dark Horse the Houston Texans.
Wooo baby!
TJ Yates which we found out this week is the very first quarterback
from the University of North Carolina.
To start a game in the NFL in the history of ever.
Apparently your daughter would like you to know that she's eating strawberry cheesecake.
And her mother's making her one from scratch tomorrow.
Really?
Are the wheels ever on the shoe?
No, because she allergic to it.
I didn't think she could eat that.
That's what it says.
But she's eating strawberry cheesecake.
I know.
But she has the cheap kinds from the grocery store.
Because she can't have it made with eggs because it makes her break out.
Oh, really?
She loves strawberries.
I die.
But that strawberry is not eggs.
Right.
She has a different reaction to a different part of the cheesecake.
She'll also find the conversation.
I die.
I die.
Dear Lord.
Moving on.
By the way, Aryan Foster 31 rushes for 111 yards
and a touchdown.
Probably that cast name is Aryan.
And it's so long.
What has happened to the Chicago Bears?
You're a beloved Chicago Bears, Sharla.
No bears.
As they lose to the horrible Kansas City Chiefs,
Misty's beloved Kansas City Chiefs tend to three.
They lost to the chefs.
Chicago's top performer.
That would be the reason I received her.
The Breedner receiver.
Nox five catches for 53 yards.
Wow.
Lord is so, you know, Pittsburgh beats up on the Bengals.
This team will come back to play next week on this show
because they did not play well Thursday night.
But Rothless Burger last Sunday,
15 to 23, 176 yards and two touchdowns.
Baltimore, all over Cleveland, 24 to 10.
Are they going to get Ray Lewis back this week?
I know he's out injured.
Don't know.
Megan says it's okay.
So just take a pen and draw when she starts choking
and unable to breathe from the allergies.
That's nice.
That's goodness.
Because the wheels are never on the show.
My beloved Tampa Bay Buccaneers get drummed by Carolina.
What is going on with the Buccaneers?
We can't seem to figure out how to play football.
That's the problem.
And now, Kim Newton, who scores 28 points by himself.
That guy's a free.
That guy is a free.
Green Bay.
Can somebody beat the Green Bay Packers?
I guarantee you they're going to beat the dolphins record.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
No, no, I say no.
It's going to happen.
Who's going to beat him?
We'd have a sad rob.
Who's going to beat him?
Who's going to beat the Packers?
I will show up with Nancy Kerrigan pipe
and hit them on the knees.
Rob.
Rob is going to beat the Packers.
I'm going to have my own huddle.
Blue 42.
Why?
Somebody beat the Green Bay Packers.
I beg you.
Dallas.
If you try to give away games long enough,
sooner or later, you're going to give away a game to make
game one away against Harry Potter.
Why are you going to ice your own kicker?
Just dumbest thing ever.
Do we have an explanation on this?
Why did Jason Garrett call the time out?
He said he was trying to calm his team down.
Well, he's defeated.
Why would you blow?
You need to do that first off.
Your team needs to be fired up.
I know.
To call him stupid would be an insult to stupid people.
Unbelievable.
I was having a band practice that day,
and I was getting my alerts on the phone.
I'm like, this is not happening.
Yeah, and I called you and you're like,
he did what?
This is not happening.
He's got a degree from Princeton, right?
Can we check the credentials on that?
The St. Louis Rams.
Have to go up against a juggernaut known as the San Francisco 49ers.
26 to nothing.
That team is a surprise team for me.
I have no idea they're going to be that good.
Somebody finally told Alex Smith he's an NFL quarterback.
It's got the same players.
Is there really a coach that's making that much of a difference?
Jim Harbaugh.
What are you going to do?
The New Orleans Saints win again at the behest of the Detroit Lions.
This was a sloppy, sloppy game last Sunday night.
Did not enjoy this game, not very entertaining.
Detroit.
Can we get the wheels on for penalties?
Here's a quick thought.
When you score a first down,
if you throw the football at another man's head,
that's a penalty.
I don't play the game, and I know that.
When they went through the montage of stupid penalties
that Detroit committed,
ridiculous.
Then Monday night,
San Diego, all over Jacksonville,
or as I like to call it,
the Oklahoma City Jaguars.
Teams up for sale.
They fired Jack Del Rio.
They're moving to Oklahoma City.
I've said on the show for a year.
Really?
That's my official prediction.
Phillip Rivers needed that win, though,
because he's been having bad days for about a month.
Well, we can talk about Thursday night,
because it's this week.
Pittsburgh beating Cleveland 14 to 3,
Rockless Burger injured comes back later.
But he still went 16 to 21280 yards,
two touchdowns, and a pick.
I believe McCoy got injured in that game as well.
I got the cast.
Yes, he did.
And it was a nasty hit.
Yes, it was a nasty hit,
and there are fines coming.
I'm told.
John says,
John says, I hope it was worth it to Megan
and her cheesecake,
and she's got to be right back
because her chest is buzzing.
Your cheese.
That's your child, sir.
Oh, I didn't want to talk about,
I wanted to come back to the New England game.
I apologize.
Indian New England.
Here's my thing.
If you're Indianapolis,
if there is such a concept
as what I'm about to say,
if you're the Indianapolis Colts,
this was the best loss of your season.
Because you go into Foxboro
and you only lose by a touchdown.
That's a, as much as I hate to say this way,
that's a quality loss for the Indianapolis Colts.
That's the best loss they've suffered all season.
Quality loss.
Because you didn't get blown out by the money
doing the picture.
They've been blown out almost every single game.
If I'm the Colts,
I'm encouraged by that game.
And I still think Peyton's done.
If he's done, where is he going to go?
I think he's done, done.
I don't think he's done.
No more football for Peyton.
I bet he comes back.
I heard rumors that they were talking about a trade to Dallas
and I was like,
are you out of your fracking mind?
I don't think he's done.
I think he's done.
I think he's going to seem another uniform next year.
I just can't see that.
Hiram is a coach.
Don't let him play anymore.
If you have that desire to play, you can't.
I'm not big on coach collusion,
but the coaches need to collude on this.
When you're having to have experimental surgery in Europe
or something that might fix a problem,
you're done.
There's something to be said about
desire to play and ability to function normally
for the rest of your life.
I agree.
Walk away while you can.
Let's talk about tomorrow in the NFL.
New England at Washington.
Am I the only one that wants a 0-0 tie?
New Orleans at Tennessee.
New Orleans is 500 on the road.
They are three and three.
Watch the Tennessee Titans.
If you're a New Orleans fan, don't go in.
I'll finish my thought and then I'll say this.
Don't go into Tennessee thinking that this is going to be a k-walk.
Megan, I love you to death.
I need you to learn how to spell.
Oh no.
Having a C-E-I-S-U-R-E.
Just let that sink in.
Salad?
Apparently.
S-E-I-Z-U-R-E.
She's having a seizure salad.
I love you, my love.
I do.
F-R-I-D.
Nobody's little girl.
Cowboy fans root for my dolphins tomorrow at noon as they travel.
As Philadelphia travels to Miami.
Atlanta at Carolina.
I know you're shaking your head, but I'm telling you.
Carolina is too important home and Atlanta is on a roll.
I'm telling you.
That's going to be a good game.
We'll see.
Quote me.
It's on wax now.
I have to court you.
It's already out there.
Houston?
My dark horse, Houston Texans at Cincinnati.
Andy Dalton.
Get ready because the best defense in the league is coming to your house.
And the number three rushing offense in the league is coming to your house.
TJ Yates doesn't have to do much.
My beloved Buccaneers are at Jacksonville and what could be the most boring game of the year.
That's a big bag of nothing.
If Tampa Bay doesn't win this game by a thousand points,
I will cry like a child.
Minnesota at Detroit.
This will not be pretty.
It's going to be an ugly game.
Kansas City at the Jets.
This will also not be free.
The Jets have only lost once in home all year.
Sharma's beloved Chicago Bears at the Tim Tivo led Denver Broncos.
Tivo Tivo Tivo Tivo Tivo Tivo Tivo Tivo Tivo Tivo Tivo Tivo.
I just wrote that.
I'm going to win it.
I'm going to win a Grammy.
Keep telling yourself that.
I'm going to wear my Tivo jersey.
My P.A. in front of this game.
The Tivo Tivo song already sounds better than Princess Purple and Goldo,
so I'll give it that much.
Indy at Baltimore.
Wow.
Baltimore undefeated at home this season.
This will get ugly.
This will get ugly fast.
This is going to look like a gosh.
This is going to be a prison.
This isn't going to be a public execution.
San Francisco at Arizona.
Sorry about your bad luck, Cardinals.
You have a really bad day.
Buffalo at San Diego.
Buffalo started out so strong.
They're one in five on the road this year.
We go to your final four o'clock game of the day, Oakland at Green Bay.
That's another game that's going to get ugly.
I think if anybody has a chance to beat them in the right game of season,
it's going to be week 17 to try.
They're remaining schedules pretty weak.
Your night game.
Are we getting together for this?
Absolutely.
What is it?
Giants at Dallas.
I might be there.
You might be at the game.
Wait, is it here?
Yes, it is here.
Yeah, I'm there.
Are you going to go?
Yes.
Her man is a season ticket holder.
She's better than us now.
You and Hill with great force.
I'm very against the death star when I found out I had to pay for internet access.
Yeah, really?
Yeah.
If you want to log on to internet,
you have to pay a fee.
Yeah, but we're walking around the pro shop today.
We went to the...
Oh, yeah, I was with you that day.
Yeah, and I'm like...
They're asking me to for credit on my shop.
I just wanted to log on to my Facebook,
and sure enough, they're like,
if you'd like to connect, please, you know,
pay this much money,
and I was like, no,
and they're like, if you're an AT&T user,
then you can use your login information.
Oh, just so conveniently,
my AT&T password login did not work that day.
Uh-huh.
That's what I...
Really?
I forget you, Jerry Jones.
I will seal O' Green.
Ugh.
You're in Monday Night game this week.
St. Louis at Seattle.
Wait, is the NFL gonna learn?
You have to be able to flex Monday night too.
I would rather watch paint dry.
You have this week.
No, I've watched none paint.
Seems like last Monday,
they had a not very good game on Monday night too.
San Diego at Jacksonville, yeah.
That was a very good game.
This is...
plus this week 14.
Sure.
But right on time,
that's gonna do for NFL talk.
It's the street light that's been on for quite some time.
I enjoy starting my day with this song.
Really?
Yes.
It's the first time I put on in my car when I'm gonna work.
Really?
Yes.
In the in the green PSO.
This one was in one of your training classes.
One of my employees, yes.
One of my trainers.
I'm very proud of him.
I'm proud.
Can I just take a minute to talk about this job?
I couldn't be prouder of the people I work with.
I couldn't be prouder of the team that I have.
I've said all week,
I'm waiting for the other shoe to drop.
That's how much fun I am having in this job.
You can relate to that, can't you?
Mike, you started a new job the same day.
I did.
Yay!
He now has something in common with you, Charlotte.
You are both employees in the stadium.
Oh, really?
It's not that great.
Well, actually, he's had that in common with her before this.
But now they're both full-time.
That's true.
This week's list,
not really a top 10% because these are in no specific order except for number one.
I decided to reveal my two 10 of my Christmas traditions.
This is me personally.
I don't care if you agree or not, they're mine.
Number 10, every year.
I have to watch National Anthem's Christmas vacation.
Every year.
They've been playing the heck out of that theme song on XM Serious, too.
Oh, it's not about the maple staples.
No, no, not the Creme of American.
Yep.
Number nine.
I want to have the tree up.
Megan.
Oh, no.
Oh, no.
I love my goddaughter.
I know that tonight is the video game awards.
I am DVRing it.
I did not need you to tell me what just one game of the year.
But thank you.
I forgot to DVR.
What did?
Skyrim.
Really?
Anyway.
You might want to put spoiler alerts on, just saying.
Number seven was I.
Number nine.
Have the tree up before the first weekend of December.
I would.
It's okay, honey.
I'm not mad at you.
I'm just going to agree.
It's okay.
I love you.
Have the tree up before the first weekend of December.
I would prefer the trees up on Black Friday.
Because I want it down by New Year's Day.
Because it's bad luck to have your tree up past New Year's Day.
Unless you have it up year round like Jerry Lawler does at his house.
Jerry Lawler at his house has an entire room.
It's just dedicated to Christmas.
Wow.
Number eight.
Christmas music.
I love Christmas music.
And I will update every year.
I've got like five new Christmas CDs this year.
What is the one song for you?
That it's not Christmas until you hear that song.
David Bowie.
And Bing Crosby.
Bing Crosby.
That's one of my...
Well, we'll probably do that.
We might have dueling lists next week of ten favorite Christmas songs.
Well, that's one of my personal favorite.
Mine's always Christmas song by neck and cold.
That's what Christmas starts.
The moment I hear that, I'm like, okay.
I'm in the zone.
Number seven.
I have to get new Christmas shirt every year.
Yeah, I need to get one this year.
Although I may just duplicate my one from last year, I'm not sure.
The most awesome Christmas shirt ever.
Because Megan asked me about a...
About a Muppets Christmas shirt and I can't find one.
Although I did finally find the Muppets Abbey Road shirt in my size the other day.
Oh, really?
Very excited about that.
Number six.
At least one big meal for Christmas.
Our thing is we'll be going to see Jen's family down in Houston.
And we're going to have like nine big meals over two days because we have to hit every house.
And I'm looking forward to seeing her family because I love being around her family.
We're family are great people.
We will eat a lot.
You're going to be a lot of food.
We will probably bring home a lot of food that we've been.
What in the...
What is this?
John says what?
No George Michael.
This is a Christmas disco mega mix because that's how I roll.
Oh dear God.
No John, but we did hear Miley Cyrus covering last Christmas by when.
And I want to gouge out my ears with a screwdriver.
Number five.
Charlie Brown Christmas.
You have to do it every year.
It's the law.
Number four.
We talked about it earlier in person of interest.
Go look at Christmas lights at least once.
Yes.
And don't do it by yourself.
Just fill up your car of people.
And because it's more fun when you go look at Christmas lights.
I remember going around in this neighborhood and you freaked out.
Here's what happened.
There's like six of us in our friend Mario Suzuki.
And there was a lady sitting on her front lawn performing Christmas.
No, she had like people on choirizers in her front yard.
It's the same house I'm telling you about.
That's here.
And so we all yelled free bird out the window.
Awesome.
I thought we were in my dad's pickup.
We all yelled in the band of the truck.
Were we?
Yeah.
Is that what it was?
Yeah.
You should see that house this year, dude.
It is one of the best looking houses in this neighborhood.
Number three.
Shopping.
I did my Christmas shopping completely at random.
I did my yearly trip to Great Pine Mills this week.
It was not as bad as it could have been.
I'm very upset that game works is gone and it's now in a aquarium.
I wonder how long it's been gone.
Lord only knows.
Number two.
I wait for Christmas till Christmas morning.
I don't do any, unless I'm forced to.
I don't do any Christmas Christmas Eve.
And my only exception is, like, let's say one of you guys got me something.
And you wanted to see me open it.
Uh-huh.
I will make an exception there.
Let's see.
If I have the option, I'll be like, hey, can I call you Christmas Day.
We had to make exceptions all during the time that I was in the service because I was never here on Christmas Day.
Well, that's different now.
So I usually open presents on Christmas Eve and then do a big family thing.
Yeah.
See, we were just the opposite.
We would do it when I was a kid.
We'd do our everybody else on Christmas Eve and then a immediate family Christmas morning.
Man, I say.
We hate getting up early.
So we open our presents up on Christmas Eve and slept all on Christmas Day.
We sleep in Christmas morning and then go over to the right.
I would take out this year.
I have an 18 month old niece.
You will not be sleeping.
I will go.
I cannot wait to see Miss Aria.
I miss her.
So I've not seen her since she was about three months old.
Very excited to see her.
Number one.
If you don't, watch this movie.
You're on America.
You're a communist.
Second communist is a reference on this show.
A Christmas story.
Period.
And you know what?
And I'm not even going to say this.
Don't watch it on TBS.
Go to the store and buy the blue right and watch it at home.
Uncut.
Unedited.
It is one of the greatest movies of all time, much less of Christmas dumb.
Horrible sequel, though.
I refused to acknowledge the sequel.
Probably wouldn't realize there was a sequel.
Any since I've got you guys both here and I don't know if either one of you will be with us next week.
Any Christmas stuff that you want to throw out there that you like to do every year.
I don't like Christmas.
It's in story.
Dotcom.
Just hanging out with family as much as I can.
That's our family.
Let's see what if we wanted to hang out with super Christmas.
You want to hang with me on Christmas?
I won't be, but what if we said you know what?
We're all going to hang out on Christmas.
I can do that.
Okay.
We kind of did with the...
It's a trap.
Blue Ray viewing last year.
And we got that epic text from Jules about the sandwich shop that you went to.
That was a very, very fond Christmas memory of mine.
I have a lot less happy memories of New Year's after last year.
That's Charlotte and I had a very bad New Year's Eve.
Yes, but my New Year's was extremely special.
This year is my non-sick year.
Yes!
Screw you, C.C. pizza.
I will never, ever, ever eat a pizza ever again.
New Year's has an entirely different meaning from me, from now on.
And to perpetuity.
Megan's going to be here in town next week.
We will see what we can do about having you with us, my love.
Okay.
I'm going to sleep between now and then.
I've got a run sheet to write, too.
That's going to do it.
We ran quite a bit long this week.
We knew we would.
Our first Saturday night show.
We want to thank Mikey for being here.
Charlotte for coming back.
It's been a good show.
Yes, it has.
Make sure you listen to Cody's playbook.
It'll either be Tuesday or Wednesday this week.
If he has a new show, I'm going to talk to him and find out.
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