WWE TLC 2011
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It is Sunday night
Running a little bit behind schedule with that's all right
It is
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It is the 18th of December in the year of our Lord 2000 and 11
That means one thing it is time the club houses on the air
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I am Rob
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immediately to my right for those of you playing the home gaming. He is Chad good evening sir
Good evening to you sir. They make what just did this last night. We just did this week 23 hours ago
Our normal show is Saturday night
We have moved the show to Saturday night. I am finally amongst the employed again
But I have to work second shift
So we have moved the show to Saturday night because nothing stops the show
We have our big 75 straight last night
But of course we are not going to have a show this week because it is new because Christmas Eve. So something does stop the show
How it is? Well, we will do show New Year's Eve. So be prepared for that. Here's what we are going to do
We're going to go over a couple of headlines that we did not get to last night on the show
We are then going to run the card for you. There are six matches on this card
We'll break it down for you as we prepare you again
TLC, which will be live in Baltimore, Maryland tonight
If you cannot join us here at Fox and Hound
Call your cables company call your satellite company whoever you got a call to get this paper view now
If you're like dude, this is like 55 bucks at the house. I live in Dallas get to Richard said
I'm coming out here three bucks get you in the door take the rest of that money by some great food
We've got great drink specials. We're here for every paper view
Almost the one year marks one more preview and we've been here for a year
We've had that right now. We have an ancient chamber this year was the first time we did this
This is true
Let's talk about some headlines real quick
As we bring you the official paper view theme for tonight
I had to get the clean version. I had to look for the clean version. This is family show
If you haven't seen the poster for tonight's paper view. It's absolutely genius
It is probably my favorite poster paper view of the year
I'm gonna do everybody in here a solid and just show it to you
See I'm punk at an ice cream bar. What else do you need in this life?
Just the fact that it's got a table a ladder and a chair on the ice cream the only thing that would have made it better is if he was on the ice cream
Or maybe Alberto Del Rio where the miss
Since that's who he's taking. Oh, yeah with a bite out of it or something
Right now to me see I'm punk is the company. Oh, yeah. He is the company right now
If he's not on that show see him. See him punk. He was right. I'm gonna stand
Because it's obviously not seen up because he's not even on the car. segue
Our other three headlines are all seen. I'm sorry
See that is hinting that he is not on the paper view tonight. He has said
He's not on the card as we know it. He tweeted on Saturday morning
I will watch and enjoy TLC above all. I am a fan
You know what this is not
Me holding my breath. Yeah, no kidding
Because God knows we have to have seen on everything in the history of ever had a guy
Here's a make of a special referee now
Oh, you know what? Before we get on to the next thing something we forgot to talk about last night. What's that?
I know we did we talked about the debut of the network last week on the show. Yeah
April 1st Russell man. Yeah, we could talk what we talked about the logo and if that was going to be
Compton wider just a network. I don't think I like that logo
This next if for those of you that are anti-sina this next headline is for you
Apparently and I read this about an hour before we went on air at how shows this weekend
WWE merchandise stands are selling. We hate seeing a t-shirt
Is it we hate seeing our scene a sucks t-shirt? Uh, scene a sucks. I'm sorry you are correct
So here's my here's my question though
Is what we've been asking for for a year and a half the heel turn? Is it about to happen?
Or is this just smart marketing
Because this is a revenue stream because you know people are going to buy it
And scene a complete is what wanted just because his name's on the dead guns thing. I don't think Charlotte would buy it
Would you put it pastor? It's a ballot point. Yeah, just because it's got his name on it
It's seen a fan will buy it just for the heck of it
Last headline and it's another scene a headline go to your local grocery store
Apparently post-serials is doing a contest
Where if you win it you get tickets to a WWE event you get a bunch of merchandise and you get a face to face with Sina
Guess what serial post makes
Broody pebbles so you can now get your scene a box of fruity pebbles
Naturally that way if you choose to do so. I thought that was only overseas that they were doing
No, I somebody woke somebody on state side took a picture of it. Okay. I thought he said they want me to do it in China or something like that
No, the box was in English. I mean I could read it. Okay. I mean I can't read anyway, but you know
Take it or come know what and he's actually not wearing his his bow tie suit
But let you know speaking of the card free for all is underway. We are 30 minutes away from TLC. We are live
At
Fox and Hound in a recharge zone Texas our home away from home. It really is and you know what we don't just come here for the paper abuse
There's a UFC event coming the night before New Year's Eve
Brock Lesnar
People not be fighting Alistair Overine because the rumor is people are saying Overine's injured the rumors
I am now hearing is that Overine has tested positive
Dispended for a year so now your UFC 141 is it is a 142
Deposures out there. I just can't walk that way
Will now be Brock Lesnar frank mere three
That was announced this weekend. I think that's a better more interesting match up to lunch
But it's a Friday night. It is not because Saturday's New Year's Eve
It's a Friday night paper view at nine o'clock central time for the clock on these cups. That makes sense
So let's run the card again as we say each and every month here at Fox and Hound on the clubhouse
This is not necessarily the order the order the card will go in because we never know
What I feel is in the from least important to most important
There are six matches on this card first and foremost the United States championship is on the line
Dolph Ziegler versus my new leader
Zach Ryder baby
You know it
thought
They are pushing the man created his own push and he is actually making it work
No, we were talking about that earlier as I was doing setup
This is unprecedented to my knowledge in this business where someone has created a push out of literally nothing
Yes, as we've been gone. I'm the beaver of the WWE
I put him in higher regard than the beaver. Well, I'll be buddy came about at the same way the beaver's a nice young lady
But she's not Zach Ryder
Does this belt change him oh so I hope so, but I don't know it's like he Ziegler's drawing so much heel heat
I don't know if they take it off of him
My thing with this is you have to move this belt
Because you've been dealing with this Zach Ryder trying to get a true United States heavyweight championship shot for so long
Unless you legitimize his internet championship belt
Why can't why can't we have that on TV? I don't know
I just want the greatest belt to ball time. I'm sure it's copyright issues all the logos
It's got for Facebook and YouTube on the I know I know I know they they they name check Twitter all the time
They name checks winner. They name check Facebook. They name check YouTube all the time
It's free advertisement for these guys, but they don't show their logo on screen. They do like TNA does with Jared's triple a belt just put the logo with a company
But then it's not it's I don't have a marking degree and I know these things
I know that thing would sell like crazy if they put it out there
But as much as this guy's drawing
But I hope it changes hands, but I don't think it will I don't think they're gonna I don't think they want to kill Ziegler's push that way
I don't think it kills the push. I think it's furthers a
I just lost my train of thought that's like losing to San Tino basically
But it furthers an angle it gives him a rivalry it gives him something to do a to a storyline
But it it furthers one angle, but it it puts kind of the the nail in the coffin of another I think
But that's what that's just me
Your intercontinental championship match
The IC belt is on the line Cody Rhodes versus Booker T do not adjust your counters
It is not 2003. This is really happening and from what I'm reading today
Booker is talking like this is his final big match like he's he literally called this his last hurrah
But not not totally just in the ring just in the ring. Yeah, but it doesn't really
Should really surprise anybody. We actually thought his big hurrah have the last time you're listening last time when he was a five time
Five time five time five times. Yeah, WCW champion. So Booker not counting his reign as T and H and yeah
So before you even ask me does this belt change hands? Heck no, I still think it might
Why would you put the book on the belt
This whole speaking English thing that I've done for 38 years. I still can't do
Why not put the belt on him and Booker comes out and snack down and goes
I just came to prove a point
And have it back to ornament or just give it to ornament to ornament and lead it up to your finals at the ruffle
I'd be okay with that let's let this are six weeks. Let Booker go out as a champion
Why not okay? I'd be okay with that. I don't know five time five time five time five time five time
If you have champion. I would like to see them do that, but I doubt that they do. I don't think does that forward thinking
I don't know if they feel like they oh Booker that although I think they probably do
I don't know I've been wondering that for the longest time
This next match gets a little weird
Triple H versus Kevin Nash again, do not adjust your calendars. It is not 2003
We're gonna put him in a ladder match, but there's not a belt on the line
But there's a sledgehammer over the ring that if you get it
You can use it, but it's still a regular match. Then I get that right. Yeah, you did as convoluted as that sounded yes
You did
There's only one thing that could be worse in this
It's one word sent three times
One word said three times
Pin yada. Pin yada. Pin yada. I'm just saying special guest referee that would be another thing
They would make it it's it's a gimmick of a gimmick of a gimmick match
I'm very why can't we just let these guys just do a hardcore match?
I don't know great did it's still gonna be one of the slowest matches on the card
Do a first blood match last man standing match you. I don't put him in a cage
That's my solution for everything put him in a cage. Yeah, but that never but that doesn't always solve the problem
That would somebody hides under the man somebody
Padlocks it shut, you know I've just got a feeling that this match is this this is gonna be the end of this angle
You think it is I'm afraid it will be
That's my problem first my leader
I don't know I don't know if this is the end of the angle because
What scares me is that we've had this build up and after tonight is just gonna go away
Is it I don't know this is I don't know you that's my fear
You know they're been like the vlog a dead horse for weeks
I mean this is first time company this is first time back on the ring
He wants to get back in front of the camera again
It was good to see a Monday night. I'm not gonna say it was
I just hate that that's what they're that that's what they decided to do with nationalities back is turn him against age. I just
Just stupid to me
Again, we are at Fox and how did Richard's in Texas? I now have what is the scene of sucks T-shirt look like the logo for Jersey Shore
That tells me a lot
So we've got a picture of it over here. So we took a picture at the live event
We are live in Fox and how did Richard's in Texas if you are within the sound of my voice come join us
We always have a blast here to paper views
Take Campbell take sensual to Campbell go west young man about three blocks
You're gonna find the McDonald's on the north side of the road. We are directly behind it
Are we are in the opposite room this is on the right side not the left side we had did we had to give some love to the Cleveland Brown fans that had their game on
Is that game still going by
Is it over
Cleveland lost so
Arizona won that yeah, okay, and you know what speaking in which for a it's been a top C-turvy day in the NFL
We will talk about it Saturday night
Normal show no, we won't know we won't know. We won't just do a post or something do it now
Do it now get it out your system. You're not gonna be able to think straight into you do
Of course, of course, I know just pop the champagne in Miami
My prayers have been answered somebody beat the green bay packers
And then any wins their first game
And then Carolina comes in and beats up on my dark horse team
And my dolphins one about to say I'll tell you live in the pick you're leaving the dolphins out of it
And that's a divisional win on the road in the form
He's saying how about your bucks that's your boy talking that I've said my book and ears are bad all year
I'm not gonna deny that they're terrible, but they're better than the 13th and Florida
Jacksonville who will soon be the Oklahoma City Jaguar
$3 can you in the door for TLC?
I'm actually looking forward to this paper
Looking forward to good times tonight me too me too
Go out and if you're gonna watch the paper view somewhere not at home do it here in Fox and how we have our own private room
We're gonna have that we're gonna the sound cranked up people getting crazy in here
We've got free for all on right now
Too batches left on this card that starts in 20 minutes
World heavyweight championship on the line mark Henry versus Frenchy. This is a chair's match. This is an angle. I cannot wait to see in
Does anybody know definitively win Henry's contract is out?
I'm thinking it's January 1
Because as we know
So we get to the rumble. Do you got another month of this? Oh, geez. This is Mark Henry's final contract
He said he is retiring when this contract is up which is why he's carrying the belt currently in my personal opinion
As much as I want to see this angle and I also don't know that I want to put the belt on Frenchy right now
Then when do you put the belt on Frenchy or who do you put the belt on if it is at your issue?
The people have spoken sir the heavyweight championship belt on Daniel Bryan. He's got the Smackdown money in the back. That's true
I just mean
Just don't break the ring again
That was so I was just I I think I threw up a little bit of my mouth when that happened because it wasn't natural
Oh, but that's the W there was no Scott Hall to do the whole
Thing in the middle of the ring either well because cuz cuz show wasn't on the outside of the ring
Shake it if Frenchy can have a sumo match in the ring and it doesn't break. That's all I'm saying
WrestleMania
I'm not saying I'm just saying I know
And then the final match on the card. It is a triple threat match for the WWE championship
It is a table's ladders and chairs match
CM Punk versus the miss versus Alberto Del Rio
Uh
I'll tell you what where does where do we go with thisunk takes all the bumps in this match?
There's no doubt in my mind
But who walks out?
He takes all the bumps got the belt back. Okay. I mean
Stranger things have happened. I think he carries the belt in the WrestleMania. I hope you're right. I really do
And if the rumors are I'm here in a correct it's gonna be him in Triple H
That Mania
I'll also heard rumors of Jericho if and indeed is him returning on January 2nd. I don't know
Then who does that leave Undertaker to face if he comes back? I think he skips this WrestleMania
Just remember the streak is not 19 straight. He missed a WrestleMania
I think Undertaker skips WrestleMania hits 20 when it's in Dallas in 2013
And when it happens I can go
Smortist man alive
That was that feedback you won't
I see I heard that they had issues about getting it here getting wrestle
It was because the final four was here this year next year
2013 is after that. I
Don't know
I don't know. I don't I don't see him skipping a WrestleMania just to finish his career Dallas
I don't know why he would do that. He's already done it once
He skipped a member. It's not 19 straight, but not to finish it here. I don't think that's really all that important
I'll finish here and finish it in Texas and the 20 in O at WrestleMania. I think I surround number
I don't think I don't think it matters to him where it is. Oh, I think it does
I think he just wants it to end at 20. I don't think he can win. I think I think take her nose that father time is not on his side. Oh, no kidding
He's older than you
Thank you for acknowledging them with days
Do we see came tonight by any chance? I think well. Here's the thing and where do you see I read today that apparently they're setting up a cane scene
A program
They are on the card for a post-Christmas match at
MSG
That is what I have read
So that's why cane came back the way he did when he did where hounder takers mask. Yes
wearing his fan of the opera mask if scene is not on the card. I don't think you see cane
But yes, the scene is not on the card, but like you said he may still show up right
But I but again if you don't have seen I don't think you have came because it doesn't further the angle from Monday night
If you have seen a then yes, there will be a can of Terry. Okay. I'll go with you on that
So that's all six matches on the card. We have 16 minutes left. We do this every month. Oh, we missed one
Orton and Barrett. Oh, yeah, well, there's a reason we mentioned tables match in the room
Randy Orton. Here's my thing with Orton
It's like if he's not in a title match
They don't know what to do with it. Yeah, but you said it yourself. He doesn't need a title. No, I said
I he's one of those guys that I think transcends the belt with the problem that creative has is
They can't put him in a decent program if it's not for about yeah
So we're gonna put him in a program with weight
Yeah, it enables match Barrett and he's actually an a-list or any more adults from superstars
Put it on NXT but bear it back where you belong
But I have a little little surprises no form of a devious match in this deal
Surprise but not really disappointed
Because I don't smoke anymore and I've got no reason to skip a match to go outside
Well plus we're in the same room with the rest room, so it's not that far away
Okay, so we do this each and every month on this show when we do the show live box and hound of bitches in Texas
As the card stands right now great this card
Hyper's 140 years old. He's not getting back in the ring
He's in the hall of fame. Yeah, he deserves to be in the hall of fame
But there's no way he's getting back in the ring
He can barely talk much less rest
I give this one probably rather round what I gave some adversaries last year last month
See minus
That seems to be about about the part for the course for that now
I
Somebody asked me this earlier and I said I don't know yet because I think we need to discuss the card more before I actually put the grade on this card as I see it
I am setting the bar extremely low for this card because outside of
CM Punk who we have determined is the company right now
There's nothing on this card that makes me go if I wasn't a box and how the Richardson Texas doing the show live and coming here to watch the paper
Even if I wasn't gonna do the show, I'd still be here to watch the paper view
I'm not sure I'm sending 55 bucks at the house. No
I'm gonna say D plus
I'm gonna set the bar wow
Wow
But we've got a great crowd here. We we love coming here to watch the paper
I'm looking forward to this. Don't get me wrong. I look forward to these paper views each and every month
But I just think this this won't be nearly as bad as capital part
Capital punishment was the worst paper view of the year by far
Luckily it preceded what I believe is the greatest paper view of this year being money in the back
Yeah, which we watched in this very room with most of these very people yes indeed
Was one of the greatest paper view endings. I've ever watched oh yeah in the history of ever
And I've been I've been involved watching this industry for over three decades now
That was the debut of the new shirt wasn't it? Yes, it was and the women not that one not that one
That one but yes that one there, but that was a limited edition that actually had the Chicago and the date on it
Yeah
But I mean I am looking forward to the paper. Don't get me wrong
I'm hoping it surprises this something's got to I'll tell you what it'll be better in the slammy
Which is three hours of my life. I will never get that I warned you. I warned you. That's why it took me four days to watch it
Because I would watch it. I mean like I literally can't watch this anymore
No more three hour raw. This is my training trimming and
Even though it's raining outside your next paper view
Is going to be the Royal Rumble January's a twenty-nine
We have six weeks because it's always the week between the aFC and fc championships in the Super Bowl
So Ben doesn't have to compete with the NFL
And it is a major still my favorite paper review the year usually spoke with some of the find people here at Fox and Hound
We they have every intention of making sure the contract is resigned for 2012 so we will be here
Very excited we we love this place
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Didn't hit one
That ain't like you at all, but it's also the ninth tier bowls
You know where it's like sister Mary's college and for the blind versus east field
Okay, I don't have enough scouting reports on the University of Ohio
We're gonna give me where in richland territory now, man. We got to give them some credit
Figure the ducks
R a thunder ducks if I'm not mistaken is there is there the mass gather
I'm not like I'm not know this is this is what I'm gonna have a sword
I got I'm just giving him that one thunder yes, I'm bummer. Yeah. Yeah. I got it. I got it
How you gonna do lion know as a duck though
Hey, we've done teenage mutant in deterdles with my lifetime and samurai elephants
Just saying that was another that was always you're killing him over here. Look at him
That's the great rob king of sitting over there. There
He's got the switches tear out. He's gonna peel over that thing. Are we ready to get settled? We are indeed so
Until
New Year's Eve
Now officially will be the longest break this show has ever had yes
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Until then the club house is closed. Enjoy folks and have a way
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