WWE Over The Limit 2012

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Here's what we're going to do.
The first thing we're going to do is we're going to give you some late breaking headlines.
That you may need to go.
A couple of them do apply to the seedings paper view.
We're going to run the card for you.
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So let's talk about some late breaking headlines.
First of all, we find out last night that FCW has a new member on its roster.
Her name is Ashley Flair.
You heard me correctly.
Rick Flair's daughter has signed a developmental deal with WWE and is reporting to FCW.
So this is now every one of Rick Flair's kids has been involved in this business in one way or another.
And do you think he's been encouraging that or trying to talk them out of it?
Oh, I think he's encouraging because he's going to give him a foot back in the door with Vince next year when he leaves TNA.
This is true.
Sincara returned last night at a house show to feeding Unico if that is indeed who that really is under the mask.
I'm just saying.
I'll tell you what to this next bit.
Little interesting.
If you listen to the show last night, we let you know that July 2030, 1,000th episode of Raw,
will be the first until we're told otherwise Raw will go 3 hours every week starting July 23rd.
Yes.
Now we find out there is some dissension in the ranks.
Because what we found out is that there are board members and creatives saying,
okay, do the math.
If you're going to go live at 8 o'clock on the E.
Yeah, 8 o'clock East Coast time.
If you're on the West Coast, you have to start your dark match at 430 in the afternoon.
Oh my god.
Because you're going to be live on air 5.
Yep.
So there seems to be some discussion about that.
They're not sure.
There's rumors that later this year when the network goes on air that the first hour will be on the network as a pre show.
That would make a little bit more sense.
I think it would as well.
But first of all, we have to have a network on the air.
Let's cross that bridge when we come to it.
And you read the other wrinkled that they thrown into this 3-hour extravaganza on a weekly basis, right?
Share with our people.
The interactivity that this going to be involved.
No, this is new information to me.
Apparently they're going the Cybersunday route for these 3-hour shows.
Also the fans are...
Yes.
So social media will be involved.
So we're going to get even more 20 on track.
So we need more Twitter references on it.
That hasn't been beaten the death already.
That's like the only saving grace about SmackDown being taped.
As you don't have to put up with all of that.
What's trending right now because it was taped 3 days before.
And as they still felt a realize it,
nobody cares.
From the other side of that coin, speaking of taped shows that are going live.
Yes.
As we also talked about last night,
starting on May 31st when Impact goes on the air one hour earlier,
they will be live every week.
Something I have been begging for for a year is finally going to happen.
As Impact will be live each and every Thursday night at 8 o'clock Eastern.
It's one hour earlier.
Right now, the live impacts are scheduled through July 26th.
They have not scheduled beyond that,
but they are not saying it is completely out of the question.
And like you and I discussed the other day,
is this going to be a classic case of being careful what you asked for?
No, I'm very excited about this.
I'm genuinely excited about this.
Brook Hogan being in charge of the knockouts, not so much.
Yeah.
But, and that's happening too, by the way,
if you missed last night's show,
Brook Hogan is your new executive VP in charge of the knockouts.
But you couldn't manage a checkbook,
much less of a frickin' wrestling division.
But sometimes, TNA makes a decision that makes sense.
Now, that very often, but it does happen.
Here's what I'm saying.
They have signed Austin Aries to at least a one year deal.
Okay.
That guy is almost carrying that product right now.
Great as a heel, great as a face.
The guy knows how to work.
Austin Aries has now.
He only downside to that as he only signed a dual one year deal.
And he can't do everything.
I mean, we signed a thing to a one year deal.
I guess we could sign this guy to a one year deal.
True.
Also, from the land of Dixie Carter,
creative in TNA apparently now aggressively pursuing
both John Morrison and Malina.
Uh-oh.
Where was this a year ago when I called this?
I just don't know what they've been away too long.
And I don't know if, is Morrison, is he worth Malina's baggage?
Because that shit can't seem to keep her mouth shut.
Yeah.
And not hat people off backstage.
I like Morrison.
The guy's got a lot of talent.
I believe that she doomed him in WWE because of her mouth.
Is her baggage worth having down?
It depends on how much grain of salt they take her with.
They sign her.
Because, you know, Brooke Ogan is going to keep her in line.
Yeah.
Well, just say it.
No.
We all know that Ogan can't walk a straight line.
She's just a figurehead.
She's not really representing anything.
Going to Dixie, they've had creative needs.
Of course she has.
Of course she has.
Of course she said.
I'm just saying.
Whether we choose to believe it or not is a different story.
That's a valid point, sir.
But I don't think that Malina's going to be able to come into TNA
I don't know who I am.
Because, quite honestly, not a single person at that locker.
It's going to get you.
Wouldn't it be great if we found out.
Never that crowd loop.
Yeah.
It's a screaming was hard.
I'm just saying.
She'll record another one just for herself.
But I'm going to be honest with you.
I am looking forward to May 31st.
I truly truly am.
I think this is a good thing.
I think that impact going live is going to force them to streamline the production more.
I think it's going to force them to up their game.
I truly truly do.
Well, that's got nowhere to go.
But, oh, you're not lying there.
When you're celebrating a 1.3 rating.
Yeah.
That's only 1.3 more people than I have.
Some Burger King commercials better.
Just trumpet or numbers than that.
But they've done it.
Commercials and so on.
Merry jableized debacle.
I don't know.
I don't think so.
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But let's talk about this car we have.
We have a belt at the end of the room.
I think this may be the first time I've seen the rated our belt in real life.
That's a good looking belt.
It's a good looking belt.
Again, it's time to change that belt.
Go back to the old undisputed belt.
That's my personal opinion.
I love it when the empire shows up.
Kind to you.
I can.
Let's run this card for you.
By the way, breaking headlines.
A match has been added to the card tonight.
There will be two night.
A people power battle royal.
The winner of the battle royal gets their choice.
Either tonight.
By the way, when the battle royale tonight,
you get a match tonight against either Cody Rhodes for the intercontinental championship
or Santino Morello for the US championship.
That's what I was asking you.
Were they adding this match to the YouTube?
No, no.
What I've read this will be on the card tonight.
So you only match.
There's only one match on YouTube.
And that's where it needs to stay.
So that was late breaking as of about 432 games.
They added that.
And then WWE weights in an hour and a half to send it out via text.
Smart move.
But they haven't said who's involved in this thing.
How many people there will be?
Because there's an awful lot of people not on this card.
So there's that.
Again, the order that we're going to go in is not necessarily going to be the order on the card.
I just looked at the card and went.
Well, this is least important to me versus what I think will be at the end.
And believe me, main event I was right.
That doesn't mean it's a good thing.
First and foremost here in about 12 minutes on YouTube.
Because all of a sudden WWE has to have to own YouTube as well.
You'll have your first match of the night as Kane takes on Zach Ryder.
Two.
As I hold up the L.I. to the happiness of absolutely nobody in the room right now.
Thank God it's on YouTube otherwise we don't be taking a bad break.
Zach Ryder, one of my leaders.
I like him.
This is a guy that literally created a push out of nothing.
I don't know that I've ever seen somebody force a push on creative.
This big in my life.
And then look where it's gotten him.
Right back where he started.
The brothers had belts.
He started this push on YouTube.
But that's where he's wrestling his match tonight.
Anybody that can use the Scooby-Doo palette in their in their trunk.
I will never.
The Scooby-Doo color theme.
I'm good.
And he has the coolest belt ever.
The internet championship belt that he allegedly beat 64 guys in a tournament
and his mom's backyard to win.
That is genius.
I don't care who you are with the YouTube logo and the Twitter logo and the Facebook logo.
Can we go ahead and say if this isn't going to be on television, Zach Ryder wins.
Who knows?
Who knows?
I guess lightning can strike the building and knock the pain out.
You know, we'll probably see stills from this in the middle of the paper view.
And we still won't care.
I'm still going.
I'm going with Zach Ryder.
I just want the kid.
I do.
I don't have to justify that to you, or anybody else.
I'm not asking you to justify.
I could just care less who wins this match.
Do you miss championship on the line tonight?
Leila versus Beth Phoenix.
Are we still pushing this injury of Beth or as she healed from it?
No, I mean, she was fine on ramen tonight.
She was out there for commentary and said the same thing.
She says all the time.
I don't know if we put that belt back on her yet.
Because Leila just wanted what three weeks ago.
Yeah.
There.
But what concerns me about Miss Leila besides the fact that she's in the best shape she's been in in years.
Looks great.
Yeah.
What do you do with her?
I mean, seriously, where do you go with her?
She's really not that great on her own.
She needs somebody to play off of.
I'll volunteer my services.
Yeah.
Not what I've been.
I'm available.
I'm saying to actually know you're not former heat dancer.
I will support that.
I'm sure you would.
I love the talented.
The loving talented misses are very, very much.
Who's shopping for patio furniture?
How much I love her?
She is shopping for patio furniture.
And I am not complaining.
But I just don't think that Leila's much of a force on her own.
But do you put the belt back on Beth's equipment?
I don't know why they took it off of Beth in the first place.
Because she actually got injured, remember?
I don't know.
She did that was the selling the injured.
Yeah.
She'd held it for like six months.
You've got to move that belt.
That's a Leila?
What?
In.
See?
Leila and Garcia.
In.
In.
In.
Doc, if you're listening, we got you covered, brother.
Uh, no.
She's got to get out of the hospital first.
Who?
China.
Oh, lord.
What an absolute train wreck that continues to be.
Two times.
In.
In.
In a space of what three days.
She passes out.
There's an old saying.
The older I get, the better I was.
That applies to Joni Lauer.
Highly.
That's what you think.
It can't get any worse for that girl.
Somehow it does.
It's like when you.
You know, you think she's found the absolute bottom run of scope.
A little hell.
She finds another circle.
I don't.
It's.
It's insane.
She's got a diamond.
A double that she keeps finding it in the rock later.
Hell, they got to dig.
For those of you don't know, China was in Vegas this weekend promoting her latest adult venture.
And she has collapsed twice from partying and taken to the hospital.
Once yesterday, I believe in once Thursday.
But we've got to talk about the ending at the top of the show.
Because we are your one stop shop for all things sports and entertainments.
We did get reports right before we went on air that, uh,
BG Robin give has passed away.
So our our best got to him and his family.
And and ironically enough that it was a year ago today that we lost
Macho Man Ray of Savage.
I cannot believe it's been a year since Savage passed.
That's crazy.
It seems like it's been longer than that.
I mean, I understand that we do only have 43 shopping days left until my birthday.
But where does the time go?
What was that shocked look for?
You don't have to think about me.
You know, I shamelessly plucked by birthday.
There's no reason to miss it.
I'm just saying.
The mental walking toys are us catalog.
Tag team championships on the line tonight.
Your current tag champions.
Kofi Kingston and our truth.
Take on Jack Swagger and Dolph Ziegler with the forever
Boomerang Vicki Guerrero.
The Saber tooth, Cougar.
I think I think the belt moved tonight.
You think they move?
Huh?
You have to put gold on these guys.
You have to.
And if they if they don't win those belts tonight.
Start the separation between them and Vicki.
I'd be happier with I'd be much happier with that.
The less you would be happy with that.
The less the less Vicki we can have on TV.
I think the better off we all are.
Yeah.
Yeah.
You hear that crap in your sleep?
I don't.
That is that is the voice of evil.
Just personified.
So what are you thinking on this match then?
I don't want to see these guys drop the belt yet.
To me.
You stop.
You right now.
Stop it.
What did I miss?
I was deep in thought.
What happened?
Go ahead.
Go ahead.
Say which is it.
Oh, don't.
Don't get shy now.
Go ahead.
Don't.
What happened?
What did I miss?
Coward.
Coward.
You are the clubhouse live.
We are right now in boxing.
We are doing our WWE over the limit.
Pre-show.
Getting you prepared for the paper view after the paper view after the showcase of the Immortals.
Which by the way, I have on the TV.
No, you know.
I blew right.
I didn't get a breath on my arm.
I haven't watched the Hall of Fame yet.
But it's on my docket.
How long is that thing now?
It's like nine hours or something.
But you know what?
Don brought me 24 season eight.
This gets preference over the Hall of Fame.
Wow.
When the Empire comes out and brings me gifts, I have to give them preference.
That's all I'm saying.
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And we are five episodes away from the milestones, sir.
Can't have five.
Five more episodes that we had a huge milestone.
Which we got to get certain work on that episode.
Yeah.
Now, let's continue running the card for you.
World Heavyweight Championship is in a fatal four-way match.
This is a title.
I think needs to change hands.
I don't know where I know who it is.
The famous is your current World Heavyweight Champion.
The pale beaker of his generation, pale beaker.
Taking on Randy Orton Alberto Del Rio and Chris Jericho.
Now, I'm going to say this right now.
Take Jericho out of the equation.
Because allegedly, as I read today, he has already stayed longer than WWE had originally intended him to stay,
as he is preparing for a summer tour with Fuzzy.
So, you can pretty much say if he wins this penalty drops at this week.
Did I just have a moment of clarity or did the lights just get brighter?
No, I was just, I separated the day from the night and there was a fourth day.
I'm the seventh day, I rested.
Yeah, yeah.
This guy.
I'm going to, you know what?
I'm going to go out on the limb.
Okay.
Alberto Del Rio tonight.
This guy's push is fading incredibly fast.
We have to keep him relevant.
Because if I'm not mistaken, Vince spent a buttload of money on him.
He's got to do something.
A lot of, a lot of clashing of opinions.
Del Alberto, he's Del Rio, Del Alberto.
Del Alberto.
No, that is not beef trough.
No, that is not beef trough.
That's Alberto.
Del Rio is fading very fast.
We've got to get him something to get some life in that push.
But you know what?
My opinion, so is Randy.
But we've talked about this on this show before.
If Randy's not in a title hunt, they don't know what to do with him.
I mean, that's nothing new.
Is that they don't know what to do with him or Randy.
I don't know what to do with himself.
I don't think it's Randy's fault.
I think Randy's doing everything he came with.
What he has.
My problem is, I don't buy him as a tweener.
I just don't.
The guy gets face pops.
The size of the next week.
And he can only be healed if he's got somebody with him.
Have you ever noticed that?
Yeah.
He can't be healed by himself.
It just doesn't work.
Well, there's, there's so much of a manufacturer he'd be doing him and shameless right now.
That Alberto seems to be the only real wild card in this whole thing since we pretty much have to write Jericho off.
So, and why does it when he comes to the ring and he does that hand motion that he does?
Oh, I can think of his A-E-O-V-A.
He turns to do an extra on Scar.
Or on the soprano.
Side note.
What happened to the championships, Gramble?
Why can't we bring that back?
I don't know.
I was thinking about that the other.
You guys remember the championships, Gramble?
We have like eight guys in a match and you'd have like 30 minutes.
And whoever won at the end like to check the belt could change hands like multiple times.
And whoever held it when the clock ran out was the champ.
Bring that back.
But I thought it was fun because you could say I was the champ for like a minute and a half.
You know?
I gave it our kit.
David, our kit helped that belt for a very long time, sir.
If he held it for more than 1.5 seconds, he held it too long.
Well, what happened?
And to say I saw that movie in the theater.
I haven't shamed of myself.
Just thinking about how many people you just admitted that in the front of.
What was that?
It was already the rumble, isn't it?
I believe so.
Him and James Khan's kid was in that too, wouldn't he?
Scotty Khan.
He was ready to vomit.
Yeah.
You're saying if you made a pick yet or we just.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I like it.
That's what I've said.
Don't realize the only thing to make sense because of all that like I said, the manufacturing
between shameless and a Randy kind of can't sleep each other out.
Jericho's leaving to go to with Fasi.
This is the only thing to make sense.
Unless you keep the belt on change, she amous.
I don't see that happening.
Della.
Who in French done his gimmick?
Ella.
A.
Um.
Who wasn't.
Oh, it was Joseph Parks on TNA because he was referring to that bully right fellow.
Yeah.
Yeah.
It's gimmick in Frenchman.
WWE Championship on the line tonight as well.
There we go.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
We just set up a third mic just to point that way.
They don't get a lot of the crowd stuff on the playback.
They don't need a mic.
I've got a headphones on and I hear them like they stand and write next to me.
CM Punk versus the incredible Daniel Bryan.
There you go again.
Did I hold up a cue card or anything?
We need it.
We need it.
We need to make us another sign.
Click it on just for yes.
I'm sure we could probably put an app on one of our
phones or something that just holds us up.
It says yes.
You know what?
Copyright that right now.
The Daniel Bryan.
Yes.
Copyright that.
In.
You've got a laptop in front of you.
See if the domain is available.
Yes.
Yes.
Call.
I'd be afraid of what would come up.
If I did a search on that.
If I'd be perfectly honest with you.
John with us who can get bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang.
Oh, excuse me.
I'll let the bang out.
It's a great job with us.
It's all I'm saying.
Thoughts.
Now both of them said in interviews today.
This match tonight.
You will see moves you have never seen before.
And let's be honest.
Two of the best technical wrestlers in the business today.
How much of a factor is AJ going to be at this thing?
I don't know.
She kind of hit on punk and punk called the run stable.
So you know that one over like a fart and church.
Yeah.
I think she's just willing to do anything and everything she can to get Daniel Bryan back.
Have you seen the no way out poster?
No.
It's the old cliche of the damsel and the stress being tied to the tracks and the black and white.
It's Daniel Bryan being tied to the tracks and she's tying them down.
And she's got that old timey big flowing dress.
It looks great.
I mean she looks great anyway.
She looks even better in this poster.
Check it out online if you haven't seen it.
Yeah.
So she's Dudley.
Oh, and actually no.
She's slightly whiplash and he's been elevated.
Oh, and that's woman slightly whiplash.
God.
You just freaked out a lot of things.
That's.
You know, either way this match ends.
I'm I'm kind of good.
You guys, I need this program to go at least through summer slam.
I need a program with these two gentlemen that goes beyond tonight.
Well, if I don't know, I think if punk is going to drop a title.
I'd rather see a drop it at a binder and wait it at a major.
Oh, you've got two minors between that one then.
Yeah.
So that no way out.
And then whatever they're calling the July paper abuses apparently.
It's not going to be money in the bank.
Well, so let's let gutless boy carry the belt for two minors.
And then let's see him punk getting back at summer slam.
Have we determined our.
Or do we change the July paper view to bragging rights?
Anybody got a line on that?
Because the money in the bank is not happening this year.
And then bragging rights was supposed to be next month.
But then they changed it again to no way out.
So is bragging rights now going to be July?
Look at him.
I love technology.
Look at the phone.
Just get whipped out.
That's why we rely on the clubhouse empire to pick up our slacks.
I am perfection.
Oh, I got to get this sticker for get going for this paper view.
We are waiting on an answer.
God is working furiously.
In the meantime.
Yeah.
We can't ban that long.
I'm just tap dancing.
I'm doing river dance.
What has been announced will be the main event to the surprise of absolutely no one.
John Cena versus John Laurenitis.
So my knowledge.
This is no DQ.
But if any superstar interferes, Laurenitis loses.
If Laurenitis loses, he is fired.
Are there any consequences for Cena besides losing the John Laurenitis?
Doesn't seem to be.
It seems to be pretty stacked in his favor.
Which only seems to solidify that he's probably going to lose.
I said this on this show two weeks ago.
And I will say it again.
You know, you're an absolute toolbox when you are when your presence elicits actual
Cena chance.
Oh, he's on the screen.
But we're getting actual promos cut in in free for all.
So that's kind of nice.
There's that.
By the way, the paper view tonight will be live from Rawley North Carolina.
That's fair.
That is horseman country sir, not just flared country.
That is horseman country.
I've got some relatives that look near there.
He's yes, he's now.
I'm just wondering when we're going to cast him in the remake of Star Wars Episode 1.
I just, that's all I want to know.
God.
Uh, we have news from Don.
Oh, so money in the bank is still intact for July 15th then.
Wow.
I was bummed in there.
Now's what they were going to get rid of that paper view.
Because if we're not going to do that at WrestleMania, I'd like money in the bank.
And again, last year's money in the bank was probably the best pay per view of the year.
Absolutely, I was.
Okay, so final match on the card.
Where do you think of circus?
We are 23 minutes away from WWE over the limits.
I will be shocked and amazed if Big Show does not get involved.
There's no doubt in my mind.
Show will be involved somehow somewhat.
Because that was 15 minutes of my life.
I will never get back on my name.
That was never so painful to watch.
You know, speaking of that, let me ask you this.
No way out, dude.
Okay.
I said no way out today.
He was just good for it.
You now work the same schedule I did.
Yeah.
We work 3 to 11 and 30 Monday through Friday.
That is PM to PM.
Does he make it harder for you to watch RAW now?
Working the hours that we do.
So watch it when you get home from work.
No, not really.
That's probably right around the time I was starting it anyway.
I just.
It's just so hard for me to watch because it's so bad.
I can't.
I cannot speed myself.
Smack down though.
I do it for the kids.
I do it for just the same reason.
I watch the impact.
I do it for the kids.
Because there's just no other way than I can.
If I had that if I wasn't the completest that I am.
There it is.
Warm change doesn't put crush.
Congratulations to TFTA.
So what are we thinking on this match?
Sir.
Well, we still haven't had any mention of.
Any possible involvement with H.
Haven.
Or Triple H is still selling the injury.
But that doesn't mean you want to at least show up at this day.
Yeah.
Lesner.
Because when was the last time we've seen Lesner?
Well, it was pretty enjoyable.
Well, allegedly.
Three weeks ago.
Two, three weeks ago.
Yeah.
It was time for the.
The main Lesner has to do a minimum of two appearances a month.
So he's pretty much up against it.
Either he shows up tonight.
But he did like four in the first month.
So that may balance.
Yeah, you're right.
I don't know if he gets up here and it's credit.
Or not.
I don't know how that works.
Oh, I know.
If I'm paying you five million bucks.
You better be wherever I need you whenever.
Hey, men's appearances don't count as Lesner now.
Let me throw this caveat at you.
Okay.
There are is going to be a Australian tour in three months.
A raw Australian tour.
Raw shows in Australia are advertising.
John Cena versus John Lauren.
Ninus and Lord Pennside.
Oh, god.
What does that tell you?
Now that does it mean we can't get rid of him tonight and then bring him back.
Yeah.
I just really believe that for some reason creative seems to think this is working.
And that people want more Lauren.
I just and they're already getting.
I just don't think I can handle much more of this.
The guy can't read.
He sounds like an older lady that's smoked her whole life.
Yeah.
They were inseparable.
You know, like Lauren's a call.
I'm ready for my close-up.
Mr. DeMail.
Yeah, god.
The guy can't get through one promo without a mistake to save his life.
Whenever he needs to be the one writing the promos on his arm.
Yeah.
No kid called him.
John.
What was it?
Brock Cena.
What did he call him?
He called Brock Cena.
Yeah.
He said this match.
My great friend, Brock Cena.
I mean.
Miss, welcome to Team Teddy.
I mean, Team Johnny.
Like, do you not know your own name?
Seriously.
That's shot.
He took the mess up more than his voice box.
That's the card as it stands.
That doesn't mean there won't be more matches added.
I mean, really, you can only think that they probably could do with this.
Is whoever the winner of the Battle Royale doesn't pick.
You could still have the other one defend.
Possibly.
This is smelling some of the food that's coming out of the kitchen.
It's making me hungry.
That's killer.
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Five bucks gets you in the door.
Five bucks.
I got that on me.
I would hope so.
Actually, I don't have five bucks on me.
All guys, my card.
But five bucks gets you in the door.
Take the other 55.
You would have spent it to the house.
Gentlemen, good to see you.
Thanks for coming in.
Take that other 55 hours.
Bring it here.
Drinks in food, man.
You'll make out like a band with that kind of money.
Yes, you will.
We've talked about it before.
We'll talk about it again.
When you feature soft pretzels on your menu, I'm in.
The buffalo wings are awesome.
The purgers are awesome.
The salads are awesome.
They got pizzas here.
They got flatbread pizzas now or something.
Yeah.
I mean, they got sliders.
So they have a try to sliders tonight.
The pork one.
They're really good.
Pain one.
So I'm over right now.
Oops.
Heck, it's 642 in the matches over.
You do put on the air.
It's 630.
There you go.
It's a squash.
It's not any chavo-esque level.
But still a squash done the last.
That a shave is versus Daniel Bryan.
WrestleMania level.
18 seconds.
What is swagger doing?
What is the deal here?
Swagger really does look like tennis the menace now.
He really, really does.
And I've said it before.
I'll say it again.
Look at Rick Flair's hair.
That is your future.
Go back to spirits.
17 minutes of his paper view.
All right.
Sir, you know what time it is as we do.
Each and every paper view right here in Pots and Hanna.
Once we have run the card for you.
Great.
The card as it stands right now.
Really?
Yeah.
I can really give a throw.
You have been very critical because it's a thing.
It's the last one.
It's a standard stuff, man.
You have you have been out out of the ordinary critical of this company in the last
real world.
I'm tired of cutting these guys slack.
We deserve better than this.
We really do.
Oh.
It's just going through the motion.
Russell, I'm almost there with your brother.
Russell San C.
I think I'm going to go see plus.
I'm going to put it a little bit above average because it can be as bad as capital
punishment.
We haven't seen this thing yet though.
But it is almost virtually impossible for a paper view to be worse than capital punishment
last year.
Tell me that.
That is the art of war of paper view.
Tell me that a 1005.
For those of you that don't understand that reference.
The art of war with Wesley Snipes if you remember that horrible film.
That movie is the litmus test for me by which all movies suck.
What I watched the art of war again before I watched that again.
That is how I feel about capital punishment.
Capital punishment is the litmus test by which all paper views suck.
It was terrible.
That's right.
It was.
Yeah.
But this one, I think this will be better than that.
I think it's going to be C plus.
I think it's got above average potential.
I don't know.
I'm kind of actually looking forward to this on paper.
This thing looks terrible.
But we've been wrong.
You put a battle royale on a paper view.
You put a battle royale on a paper view.
I mean.
And then you've got to let the winner of that battle royale get a title shot tonight.
Even better.
We'll see.
We'll see.
It's going to push him over the limits sir.
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