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When you were here, you thought it was deep elm.
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but if it wasn't for alcohol,
I probably would have never understood
that it was called deep elm.
But it's neither here nor there.
Mm.
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It's an, it's an oldie, but goodie,
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Now, news, you can boost too.
Now, I will say this, we're gonna do this
a little different from here on out,
because I'll be honest.
I don't know you guys are probably tired of hearing me
fucking blabber on about the scores
and all this shit like that back and forth every week.
You're like Ziggy, we get it, we know.
So decided I'm only gonna talk about shit
that is interesting to me and we'll go from there.
Well, and Bri, of course.
Everybody say hi to Bri.
Hi, Bri.
There you go.
So first up on news you can boost too.
YouTube TV and ABC or Disney or ESPN
or whoever the evil empire is.
Finally, come to an agreement
and we can watch ESPN, ABC and other Disney channels
on YouTube TV.
This shit lasted entirely too long.
This happens all the time, by the way.
Not really upset with it,
but it has never lasted this long.
It started October 30th.
It did not end until Friday, Thursday.
I don't even, yeah, it was Thursday.
I was losing my mind, not being able to watch
multi-view ABC games that weekend of Halloween,
not being able to watch ABC games or ESPN Monday night,
which typically we're here.
So whatever.
And it just luckily for me, I live in a,
I lived in Dallas very close to a bar area,
Bishop Arts, and I was able to watch as much as I could.
I just had to buy drinks.
It's not a bad problem, but you know,
can lead to a bad problem.
But anyway, very, very glad that this finally ended.
YouTube TV and Disney came to,
I think it was like a six year deal, basically now.
If you have the package with ESPN,
you get all of their extra ESPN channels, ESPN 2, ESPN news,
ESPN Ocho, I think, and some other shit that comes with ESPN
and ABC or whatever case of V.
Now you can watch pretty much all the ESPN you want
on YouTube TV and in multi-view,
if you're like me in Saturdays,
literally you're just stuck in front of the TV
watching as many games as you physically can take.
With college basketball coming, oh my God,
this was so, so, so important because I,
listen, March Madness, a lot like the World Cup for me,
I shut down for the first day, like don't talk to me.
And now that I can watch it in multi-view
and I can see all these don't talk to me, okay?
Don't text me, don't call me first week of that shit,
I'm not talking to nobody.
But anyway, I'm just happy they finally got it together
because it was becoming, it was,
it was starting to look like,
it was starting to look like it wasn't gonna happen.
And for a lot of people, I really wanna know
the number of people that actually went to like Hulu
and went to all the other, you know, sports,
because ESPN Plus probably rock, skyrocketed
in subscriptions because there's no other,
there's, yeah, there's nobody,
there's no way out there that you could watch
who, as a sportsman, you can't watch any other channels
besides ESPN right now, it just doesn't, you know,
it doesn't work.
And Fox, don't give me wrong, Fox one on a prime
and all that stuff, it just didn't have the same feel.
So for me, honestly, I just, I'm glad they figured it out.
I'm just gonna say that, but it was looking like,
it was gonna have to be some like,
oh no, we're gonna have to go back to direct TV
and cable and all this stuff like that.
And honestly, there's nothing wrong with that, whatever,
but it has gotten ungodly expensive.
Plus on top of that, if you're a lot like me,
you like the red zone, you like league pass,
you like Sunday ticket, you like all those options
where you get to watch games and see them,
you know, whether you're in the market or not.
And if you were suffering through that,
I don't know, I didn't pay for like, for that two weeks,
I said, no, they're good, they're not getting my money
because I think my billing cycle falls right on the first
or something like that and they was not getting that shit.
I was gonna pay that shit.
I wasn't paying it until I knew that we were getting the ESPN back.
I was not paying it until I knew ESPN was coming back.
And once they came back, they got their money.
Now, I said, I was gonna give a bring in a chance.
And you know, we talk sports, we talk sports long enough
and my rant is over.
So she has a rant, I think, I don't know if this is a rant.
Kind of.
Yeah.
Kind of, that's really, I think it's a good discussion too.
We're all non-swifty turn your, turn your,
turn your, turn the fast forward about 10 minutes.
You'll be good.
Like, go to this time.
Yeah, you're good.
So what's been going on in Swiftie World?
So she, Swiftie World.
So she and Disney Plus, they are coming out
with a docuseries about the eras tour.
It's supposed to be like an eight episode series
about the making of the eras tour
and all the behind-the-scenes stuff and, huh?
Big money.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah.
Even more money than what she already has.
Disney Plus, yeah.
Yeah.
But the thing is, is that in the teaser trailer for it,
Travis Kelsey, her fiance, is in it for obvious reasons.
He came in halfway through the eras tour,
started dating her, would show up.
One of the only boyfriends she has
that has ever actually shown up.
Like, yeah, you can say Maddie Healy, who cares about him.
He showed up, but he never went really backstage.
He stayed where the fans could see him.
So in my opinion, I feel like he was doing that
for Cloud a little bit.
Interesting.
Yeah, I love saying interesting take.
And then her long-term boyfriend, Joe, whatever,
who she'd been dating for nine years
before the eras tour started.
He, in the reputation, had a movie come out,
like about kind of like the eras tour
where she had the whole show on Disney Plus.
They did a thing with Netflix for the reputation one.
OK.
But she had to run and find him after the show.
He wasn't there, whereas Travis Kelsey
is under the stage waiting for her to be done with the show.
That sounds kind of creepy, actually.
That was not kind of creepy.
He's waiting under the stage, watching the show for a moment.
Yeah, so at the end of her show, she goes down.
Like, it's like a elevator kind of thing
in the middle of the stage.
Oh, OK.
Thank you for it, because that sounded creepy.
It sounds crazy.
That sounded like some like Phantom of the Opera
waiting for my dad.
I'm so glad you know what Phantom of the Opera is.
Yeah, that's what it sounded like.
That sounded crazy.
So I know Wicked for Good comes out this weekend.
I'm really excited.
Not the point of this.
So a lot of her, some of her fans who, kind of,
I don't agree with personally, thinks it's crazy
that he's in the trailer so much.
He's her fiance.
Why is that crazy?
Exactly.
They're like, it's about her.
Why is he like trying to be in it?
I'm like, because it's the love of her life.
Like, she's actually happy with this man.
So if he's got a chill.
Yeah, some of them do.
A lot of this 50s are like, y'all are crazy.
It's the love of her life.
Let her, let her enjoy this moment.
Yeah, I'm confused.
Like, what would they expect him not to be in this?
Exactly.
Because it's crazy.
I mean, they got engaged.
Selena Gomez has a whole album about her now husband.
No one said anything about it.
They're all like, yeah.
It's Selena Gomez, I know.
I know.
But like, there's so many celebrities that...
Yeah, Beyonce, Nikki.
Well, we don't talk about him.
Cardi.
But there's so many celebrities that either write albums completely
about their significant others or...
They're a part of your life.
It's just, yeah, like, it makes sense.
That's really weird that they...
So why are we coming after a woman that's actually happy?
I think it's really honestly because a lot of people...
You're one way or the other with them.
You either love Travis and hate her or you love her
and hate him.
Or you're in the middle like me and it's like,
I love both of them.
Well, no, I'm talking about the people that are complaining.
I'm talking about, like, because even in football world,
we, like, not we, but the football fans hated
that they showed her so much.
And like, me, I...
I don't feel like it isn't, like, too high.
Yeah, it isn't even the hides from the games.
Because it's like, it gets to a point where it's like,
Jesus, like, what?
Why?
Why are we so upset with this?
But my thing is, like I said,
it's such a weird dynamic because we've never seen this
with, like, well, I take that back.
No, because you either hate Pat and his wife,
or you love Pat and his wife.
His wife is annoying his hell.
Yeah.
But...
So this is a brother.
Yeah.
It's a whole another, that guy.
It's a whole another thing.
I love his dad though, his dad is a motherfucking OG.
It's a drinking problem, but we don't judge here.
We just...
We just a little bit more.
Don't say we don't judge.
We do.
We don't judge, okay?
Now, when it comes to that, okay?
But no, um...
I just think it's getting blown away out of proportion.
Of course, but that's...
I think people would just get a kick out of fake outrage.
It's like, let her be happy.
She's actually happy for what's...
Let's enjoy this, like...
Her pastrelations have not been shared.
Why does it matter?
Like, it's so funny, like, that's so funny to me
because it's like, why are we upset with that?
Like, from a standpoint of Travis,
from a standpoint of her, like,
you ain't sleeping with now one of them.
Why do you care so much?
You know what I mean?
Like, as fans, I'm not talking to you.
I'm just as fans.
Why do y'all care so much?
And it's just really weird, like, on both sides,
for the men that hate Taylor,
or the women that hate Travis.
And, excuse me, our vice versa.
It's just really weird, like...
You can cut this part out,
because it's very controversial right now.
No, let's keep this.
No, it's probably not.
I am a white woman talking about this part.
So, let's not keep this in.
Cut this right now.
So, you know his ex-girlfriend.
Oh, yes.
I saw the Halloween post.
Oh my God.
You have updated this man in over four years.
I don't think it had nothing to do with him.
It has nothing to do with her.
And, like...
How she was making a tribute to Tony Braxton.
Oh, no, not that video.
Like, just, like, people comparing...
Oh, the comparison thing is kind of,
it's weird too, like, crazy.
It's weird to me on that too.
She actually, she looks good.
We all know she's kind of bad shit, crazy.
It's just the thing we don't say, out loud, amongst,
yeah, amongst most people,
because we all know how she,
because I love how people get, like, subjective,
they forget when it comes to the other relationship
that she had as a side chick, essentially,
where she wanted to be Tiana Taylor,
because Amon Shumpert picked her.
Wow, that's really crazy how all this ties in the sports.
Thank you.
You're welcome.
Yeah, that's crazy.
But, yeah, so, like, I don't understand it.
I didn't get that either.
Like, I saw it, I said, she looked good.
Like, she looked fly.
But the video was a tribute to Tony Braxton.
And everybody kind of twisted that into it.
And then some people would like twist it.
I don't know, I don't know who,
like, who's Twitter is, you know, yeah, everybody.
But they were like, look what Travis left for this.
And it's a picture of Taylor Swift, like,
deep in her eating disorder era.
And, like, she was very sick then, like, it was not okay.
But they're like, look, like, why does he like her now?
And it's like, that's not the same girl he's married.
First of all, it doesn't matter.
It doesn't matter.
What he likes is what he likes.
What he likes is what he likes.
I mean, here's the thing.
I feel like somebody said this on Twitter
or Facebook or something.
Social media is giving everybody a mic
and not everybody needs to talk into it.
And that's just really what this was, I mean,
I mean, but we're two people that are probably,
like, the majority of the world, we, you know,
I'm saying, we don't give a fuck about it.
And it's like, they make, they make, they make celebrities
and sports stars and stuff like kind of pitted against each other.
And it's really not that deep.
Like, a lot of them are in the same rooms
and don't even, like, it's all love.
Like, they just be laughing at the fans and shit.
And meanwhile, y'all are fucking, yeah,
meanwhile, y'all motherfuckers over there.
Y'all motherfuckers over there and just losing your minds.
Why is he in the video?
Yeah, shut up.
You, you're still gonna be paying to watch it.
Nah, facts, you're still so proud of listening.
Nah, I mean, I, like, yeah, I just never understood that.
But anyway, enough of the swiftiness
of giving you enough time, Bri.
I haven't talked about Swiftie and like,
it has been a while.
So that's why I like to rock without,
I'm like, how are we going to get her rock off this one?
Now,
Nico Harrison was fired this past week.
And I feel it's a little unfair.
If we're gonna be honest, right?
I feel like he was the scapegoat in that trade.
His trade had the right idea.
He should have got more hindsight is 2020 though.
And I do think that because he got fired,
the Mav's ownership just basically gave the fans
the fuel that they were right.
But here's my question.
What does it solve, right?
And what are, who's next to come in and do something?
Now, we got some of our greats talking about it.
And you tell me what you think.
You are a Mav's legend.
I know that your phone has been blowing up.
Why did this move have to happen?
Well, I think there's just too many distractions,
too much going on to keep going this way.
This probably, this move should have probably happened this summer.
Honestly, I didn't want this negative energy
and this black cloud over the Cooper flag era.
But here we are now.
I just knew I figured this fan base is a passionate
loyal fan base.
I was lucky enough to experience it for 21 years.
And I knew they weren't just get over it as people say
or forget about it.
They're extremely passionate.
And this tray just made no sense.
It made no sense to them.
And really, there was no explanation for it either.
You go to the finals the year before.
You give up all these assets to build, really,
the team around Luca with some six, nine wings
that all can switch in guard form.
You had two lap threads with Gafford and lively.
And the team was built around them.
You added clay, which the shooting was a little bit
of issue in the finals against Boston.
So you did all this.
They started the season, the following season,
well, going into Christmas, they game.
They were 14 and three out of the last 17 games.
So they're just starting to hit their stride
and then Luca gets hurt.
And unfortunately, that's the last game
he's ever played in the match uniform.
So it was very sad.
Listen, Dirk is right.
Dirk is right.
Dirk is right.
I refused to go against the great white hype,
the great German of Dallas.
But I think he was incorrect on the moves that were made.
The moves that were made were putting a team of wings
and guys that can spread across the floor and guard
all five positions on the floor.
Who was the weakest link of that?
Luca, who was a constant nuisance and did not,
I mean, granite, he was the team.
Let's not, let's not act like he wasn't the guy.
But who would have stopped or hurt clay
fitting into the system?
Luca, unfortunately, because Luca is going to take the ball
and he's not passing the ball if he has the right position
or if he thinks he's going to score
or if he thinks he can draw the foul and things like that.
And a lot of times he's right.
So I'm, listen, again, I said, Dirk is right.
But there's something there.
I do think that this move shows instability
on the maps part because you let the trade go down.
Maps, directors, mad owners, operations,
all that shit like that.
You let that trade go down.
Then you stand on that trade.
You back Nico on that trade the entire season.
Then summer, like Dirk said,
when you had the opportunity to get rid of him
like, hey, we just think that maybe you should have got more
or maybe this should have been this.
You should have moved on from him then.
So I agree with Dirk on that.
What I don't agree with is the fact like,
you can't say that that was a bad trade
because all the pieces are not healthy.
The pieces you drafted for, the pieces you traded for,
held, Karees not healthy.
It's not, it's not Nico's fault that they're not healthy.
Coaching helps in some of this.
I'm looking at you, kid.
Cause what are we doing?
Why are you not playing Delo, especially with Karees being out,
like Cooper Flag is not your point guard.
I just, I don't know.
Anyway, my other question for you guys
for everybody here is would Dirk make a good GM
for the maps?
I don't like how he talks on the mic, but yeah.
I don't know.
Now, my question is if he did become GM,
Lucas trade is not trade, but his contract ends in 2028.
So he'll be 28, 29 years old.
Same age as Miro Hinskin in.
So and Miro has a contract till I think he's like 32.
Do you think that if Dirk did become GM,
at the end of his contract,
do you think he would try and bring Nico back?
I mean, Lucas, yeah, sorry, I'm thinking about Nico.
Yeah, yeah, you're good.
Do you think he would bring Luke a back?
I don't think that the Lakers will let him leave.
But the contract ends.
Yeah, I don't think any, listen, there's a phrase
that a lot of us use that watch,
do you ever watch Godfather?
Yeah.
Make him an offer he can't refuse.
Lakers have that kind of money.
Lakers have that fuck you, an offer you can't refuse me.
Yeah, but then you could also like the people
that did Luke a dirty are gone now.
No one did him dirty.
They did him a little dirty.
He just bought a house.
The man got done dirty.
No one did him dirty.
People buy houses all the time.
Derek Henry has a house in Dallas.
Good for him.
I can't lose it on him.
Derek Henry is not a Dallas cowboy.
But here we go ahead.
But do you think he would think about coming back?
For sure, I mean, I think he would,
if the circumstances made sense,
I think the maps are probably thinking that
in the first place with making this move is like,
okay, well, we made a mistake.
We can admit that we're wrong.
And let's go ahead and fix this.
Do I think Dirk would do it?
Probably not.
Dirk is living a great life.
He's a legend in Dallas.
He lives in Dallas.
His kids go to school.
Like you don't have to deal with none of the scrutiny
of the maps sucking right now.
Maps are terrible right now.
Due to a lot of injury, let's just be honest.
They on paper, they're not bad,
but literally they injuries, injuries.
Anthony Davis just cannot bounce back.
Kyrie being out, Clay not shooting well,
then Gafford and some other players being injured.
Like it's just,
if it does happen, it's not happened
until after the season is over.
Because the amount of scrutiny that the maps
are going to be under, Mark Cuban
don't even want to be involved.
It just doesn't make sense.
It can happen though, because I do think
that Dirk is in a position where it's like,
he can do no wrong.
And it would make sense for the maps to go ahead and do it.
They've got some other issues in the maps household right now
that they need to take care of.
One, players that contracts of injured, injured prone,
injury prone players, as well as the stars moving
and suing them.
Yeah, well, they're also suing them.
Right, like it's just a stupid.
This is just one big.
And here comes Jerry Jones.
And he's like, I've got you guys, and I'm like,
please, no, I don't want to drive further than I already have to.
Yeah, go fuck.
Yeah, and I just, I think,
I think honestly, who's ever,
honestly, who's ever, who's to blame
for that American Airlines situation?
It's American Airlines.
Whoever owns that property is driving the price up,
and that's stupid as hell.
Yeah.
But Dallas Wings,
anyway,
no.
Huh?
No.
I mean, they can't do it.
I think they can, they can pretty much,
they can't do it all season, but they can pretty much.
I think if the stars leave American Airlines
and the businesses surrounding American Airlines
are gonna go like not gonna have a lot of money.
Yeah, because no.
I think they're not, not have a lot of money.
They're gonna take a hit.
For sure, everybody's gonna take a hit,
but I don't, I think they'll do, they'll be okay
because you gotta look at it from a standpoint
of the maps will still be there.
Yeah.
But they suck.
I mean, the stars ain't doing great right now either,
right now.
They're better than the maps.
That is true.
I will give you that.
That's all right.
Ghost eyes.
Ghost eyes.
Anyway.
Um, I don't know, that's, that's, yeah.
And also when artists come,
they don't play at American Airlines anymore.
They play it, play it.
Jury Joons.
It's a bigger stadium.
Yeah.
And they can move that shit around a lot better than,
and then don't, don't let him figure out
how to get the star involved.
Yeah.
And make concerts happen at the star from now on.
Like, it's already happening.
Yeah.
So, sadly, Jury Joons has taken over everything.
And bro, it's gonna say, it's for, for me, please, no.
That oil money is real, baby.
Yeah.
Can you watch the documentary?
No, I didn't watch that stupid shit.
Sorry, I just, I've never been that big.
I've never been that big of a Cowboys hater.
I've never been that big of a Cowboys fan.
And I just think that like all of that was orchestrated,
like him crying on camera.
Like I saw bits and pieces of it.
And I was just like, like the Packer's Loss
in the Cowboys stadium was the worst that you guys felt.
The worst in, in Cowboys history.
Fuck, shut up.
Anyway.
Nah, I'm, listen, I'm, I'm a Packer's fan
and I'm like, bullshit.
But anyway, Bri, speaking of, speaking of bullshit.
Posty?
Yeah.
Get a post Malone.
Half-time show.
He's gonna be performing at the half-time show
for Thanksgiving.
The red, is it the red kettle?
It hasn't like a specific name for that half-time show.
Oh, Salvation Army, red, red,
um, it is kettle, yeah, it is kettle.
I'm like, red kettle corn.
Red kettle, something or another.
Red kettle, half-time performance, Salvation Army,
something like that.
Or another, yeah.
Are you excited about it?
I am.
I'm excited because I get to see it for free.
Like, oh, that's right.
It's it.
Yeah.
Can Dallas finally claim him?
Because I'm really tired of everybody being like,
they, he's not from Dallas.
Oh, no, posty, posty is his Dallas.
Yeah, he's from Grapevine.
He's from Grapevine.
See you soon, Dallas.
And it's like a picture or video of post Malone
wearing like a chief jersey.
And the Cowboys clapped back with a whole video
of him doing promo for the Cowboys.
Right.
And why would Kansas City go all the way?
Yeah, I don't know why they would try, but, um,
no, I'm excited for the, for that show.
I'm interested to see what song he's going to pick for it.
I can guarantee he's going to be his country songs.
Yeah, but I feel like it also needs to be like, what,
white I ever seen?
No, did he sing, didn't he sing sunflower?
Ah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, from, yeah, yeah, yeah, that's my shit back there.
Great, great, great, number one and two.
Yep.
Yeah.
But I feel like he, his is going to be no offense,
Laney Wilson.
We're entertaining the last years.
Oh, shit.
But that's just because like it's post Malone, man.
It is posted.
His, his genre, he has so many different genres that he can do.
You know what would have been, what's going to, I know what song he is going to do.
Mm hmm.
He's going to do the one with him in a rest in peace.
Um,
I'm good.
Ozzy.
Oh, yeah.
He's going to do that song.
He's got to do that.
Yeah.
He's got to do it.
I wish he would do the song with Beyonce.
No.
I love that song.
And she's from Houston.
Well, she's from, yeah, I'd say, but she's not, she's not going to be there.
I'll say she's not coming.
No.
But I feel like the Ozzy song, he's got to do that one.
A dream song is the song he did with Taylor Swift.
I feel like he has to.
They're playing the chiefs.
I feel like he has to.
I think it's not a chance.
He does.
No, there's no chance.
There's not a chance in the hell.
He does that.
So that would be honestly though.
That would be great.
That would be pretty cool.
That would be kind of dope.
More sports and halftime show reasons why then the actual performance.
Like it's like, oh, are we leading up to the Taylor Swift halftime show?
Yeah.
Is she bothering her?
Yeah.
I feel like that would be that.
But other than that, I don't know.
And also like, we all knew, like, I don't know why they waited so long to announce the
fact that he's the halftime performance.
I feel like the past few years, they've done it like a few more weeks.
Like.
And it fell has been really delayed on their announcements lately this past year.
So like draft, not draft, it was some other shit that was like, why are they waiting
so long for this?
I forget.
But it was just a lot of, it's been a lot of delayed, like delayed announcements lately.
And I think it's because we get so much of the everything all day, every day literally
that we all use this postman.
I don't even honestly got you.
I don't know who's performed the halftime shows Thanksgiving for the last like 10 years.
I can't remember.
Laney Wilson, Dolly Parton, that's all I remember.
Because I kept looking up every like every once every week, I'd be like, have they announced
the halftime performance yet?
And it was Laney Wilson popping up every time I'm like, that's not who's performing.
So that's the only reason why I know she did last year.
But I remember Dolly Parton's one.
That's your home here.
Oh, I love her.
But also her stage stopped working.
I learned this while working there.
Her stage was supposed to like, she was supposed to come up out of the stage and it didn't
work.
So she had to like, walk up the back.
And then the stage was shaking the entire time.
So that's why she was holding on to the piano and everyone was like, she's old and it's
like, no, she was probably a fear for her life because she was still singing.
She's still going.
Still going.
That's what's up.
I don't know.
I think it will be better.
I don't know.
I listen to that.
Who did you want?
I didn't care.
I don't, I fucking, thanks, give it a halftime shot.
I don't care.
You're not gonna watch it.
Halftime Show?
The football game.
No, the football.
Of course.
Halftime Show is the time for me to load up the wall.
I think I could have the ball.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I listen to that.
Who did you want?
I didn't care.
I don't, I don't, fuck, thanks, give it halftime shot.
I don't care.
You're not gonna watch it.
Halftime Show?
It's time for me to load up on plate
or grab, go get more stuff from the stores that are open
and I feel like.
Halftime is for,
Halftime for the men is outside,
for roughing up the kids and my family.
Halftime is like nap time.
Halftime at my house is like,
okay, everyone sit down in the watch, wow.
Cause.
Super bowl maybe.
No, super bowl is the exact same thing.
Super bowl maybe.
But it depends on who's in.
I guess because halftime we've never had for Thanksgiving,
we never get like a pop or R&B or hip hop artists or anything like that.
We don't get that very often.
It may be different this year because postman will be rock or post.
Even though we know he's going to do some country songs and shit like that.
But I really hope he does the Aussie song and he does like, you know,
rest of these Aussie kind of thing.
But we'll see and now.
It's time for the beer flight of the night.
First up, we have St. Arnold's Ye old Christmas sale.
Ye old Christmas.
I was a ye old mother.
No, I have no idea.
Oh, I was saying yeah, cause the Kanye Ye old.
It is seven and a half percent.
Oh my god.
And listen, paint your state of brewers always the same style.
They always have something with the saint on there.
This time they got Santa Claus going over Texas.
I like the can.
I'm not going to lie.
It's almost that time of year.
You know Thanksgiving is literally around the corner.
Next week.
Yeah, so.
Are you going to dress up as a turkey next week?
God no.
I'm going to dress up as.
Uh, so it's a multi sweetness spicy hop.
Uh, you use five different months in making it.
Did you just call me fucking useless dick?
I love how I moved on and you stayed there.
Cause I was gasping for air and laughing.
I said, well that's useless.
Um, it's, and then it's as best consumed at 45 degrees Fahrenheit.
So it gives you what you need to do.
Now, probably it's been sitting here long enough.
It probably is.
It's won a lot of awards too.
Honestly, I can see why.
It's a light body.
Yeah, it's not, um, I don't really taste much spice.
Like Christmas spices.
Uh, uh, uh, uh.
Uh, uh, um, it's good though.
I mean, it gives a little, it's, it's an, it tastes almost like an amber ale.
Like it's not, um, I mean, they're kind of close.
Yeah, I, I guess so.
But I mean, my thing is, it's, it doesn't, it's not very hoppy.
It's not, um, it's not spicy as they said.
I don't, I don't taste, I could do that during Christmas.
Gingerbread cookies or, or like, um, chocolate chip cookies and have a beer with it or something.
You know, Christmas, Christmas ham if I ate them.
You know, once it gets cold here.
It's supposed to get cold next week.
I'm really excited.
Yeah, that's what they said last week.
It's supposed to be 60 degrees and rainy.
60 degrees is not cold.
I know, but we have real ale brewing company.
It's a Scotch ale, 6.4% no longer in production.
Uh, it says 9.3 on the can.
Oh, well, this is lying.
Someone's lying.
Oh my god, it did get a 2023 gold Scotch ale category in 20 award, excuse me.
And, um, rich and malt driven parts Scottish Highlands, part Texas Hill country.
I'm not going to lie.
The only reason I got this is because of this badass looking sword on the can.
I was like, this is sword.
This is fucking.
I'm sorry.
Yeah.
Slides out every now and then pause.
Um, so yeah, so.
Yeah.
Um, I'll be strong with caramel flavoring.
I haven't found a Scotch ale.
I like it.
There's been a couple that have been close.
But no cigar.
Yeah.
I believe in you.
Not bad.
They need to continue this.
They don't need to discontinue.
What it is is because people don't really drink Scotch like that.
So they don't really know.
This is actually, this is actually all right.
I'm not a Scotch girl.
I'm a whiskey and bourbon one, but not a Scotch.
I've had, I've had, uh, that's, that's not.
Yeah.
I like that.
That's not bad.
Not bad.
Yeah.
That's not bad at all.
All right.
Next up.
We have just union bear stout.
I don't understand union bear union bear.
The way they name their drinks, it's like.
It's just simple.
It's fun.
It's just what it is.
There's no, there's no surprise.
Got you, bitch.
There's no union bear.
There's just union bear IPA.
No.
Nothing.
Why?
I mean, they have no creativity in them.
Listen, honestly, the can is kind of fire.
The stout is cool.
Um, you haven't tasted it yet.
I mean, it's, I'm saying like it just like it's cool.
It's clean.
It's, you know, it gives off the winner.
It gives the winner vibe.
It's 8.5 percent.
It is 8.5.
Jesus.
Dark chocolate coffee.
Sorry.
It's this earthy hops, which is confusing because it's stout.
Felt that he stout with a rich multi-flavor.
It won the silver medal award in 2024.
You as open beer champion.
Yeah, you can't see shit through this glass, too.
Well, it's a stout.
Well, other stouts I could see through.
So.
Well, those are bad stouts.
Well.
It's a stout.
So here's the crazy thing about it.
It's a stout, but it's, it's crisp.
Like, it's not, it's a, it's a, it's a, it's a, it's a, it's a, I'll take that back.
Okay.
Please do.
It's clean.
Oh.
Like, it's not a whole bunch of taste to it or a whole bunch of like vanilla and coffee
and this.
And it's just very clean stout.
Okay.
Yeah.
Like, I see you.
That could, that could be in the fridge somewhere.
That could be in the fridge on a winter.
That would be a cool winter if it got really cold here.
That would be a cool fucking winter drink.
When it snows that one down here.
February.
And then everything shuts down.
Yeah.
February when we're stuck in the house and power goes out.
No, I was stuck in the crib for like three days.
Could not shower.
Ew.
Yeah.
And I was with a girl at that time too.
Ew.
It was a good time.
We were caveman.
It was the girl part.
Caveman shit.
It was just, oh, it was great.
Anyway.
Martin House, the secret of the booze.
It is eight percent.
It is a sour with green apple, green grapes, kiwis and lime.
So it should be very dark.
I'm not going to lie.
This can got me because this can is fire.
It's house.
It's got the turtles.
It's got the train in the background.
I don't know.
It looks like Ninja Turtles in the shredder.
I love the turtles growing up.
Yeah.
It's got shredder in the background with the ninjas.
They're trying to scoop up the turtles.
Like when I saw it at first, I was like, what are they doing?
And then I just looked a little bit.
I said, oh, what the fuck?
That's Ninja Turtles.
I was looking for the rat splinter.
And I didn't see him.
So I was like, bro, where, you know, so this is dope, Martin House.
This was a dope.
Only reason I even got the can because I saw that.
And I was like, oh, this is fire.
This has got to go on here.
All right.
So.
It looks like a green jolly rancher.
It smells like a sour green jolly rancher.
I mean, this thing is green.
Is that why it's saying patty day?
No, it didn't work.
No, not for me.
Yeah.
Martin House.
Just Martin House.
Martin House.
They don't did it again.
They don't did it again.
All right.
Give me that can.
I'm not going to lie.
It is a little sour on the second go round.
And it is a little sour on the second go round.
But it's smell.
Yeah, no, that man, it smells like.
That smells like something.
Green apple.
It smells like the ranchers.
Like something the Ninja Turtles drank before they turned into the Ninja Turtles.
Let's see what you think.
It's okay.
Okay, Valus.
All right.
Hold on, it has a very specific taste.
Oh my gosh, wait.
Hold on.
It tastes like a sour.
It kind of tastes like a like a jolly rancher.
It went bad in the sun a little bit.
But it's like a good bad though.
Melted to the wrapper.
Yeah, like when it's melted to the wrapper.
Like when it goes, yeah, exactly.
When it melts to the wrapper,
it tastes a little pleasant.
Okay, it's good.
It's decent.
You rock with it.
It's okay.
It's not my favorite sour I've ever had.
But it is pretty good.
No, it's not the favorite of the soures.
It is good.
Yeah, it is.
It is.
Man, it's going to be tough tonight.
Something about it.
It's something you just can't stop drinking it.
I'm trying to figure out what it is.
What's the percentage on it?
Eight percent.
God, it's been a heavy night.
And here, I thought I was going to do something
with my life after this show.
What are you talking about?
You're going to bed.
Yeah, facts.
Oh, yeah, after that one.
Yeah.
Honestly, I'm going with the Scottish ale
as the winner for the night.
Wow, you found one he likes.
Yeah, that's exactly why I'm going with the Scottish ale.
Oh, it tastes like the green,
you know, when you get like a snow comp?
Yes.
It tastes like the green one you put on.
Oh, yeah, like the green lime one.
Yeah, that's what it tastes like.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I still like the Jolly Rancher explanation
with the plastic melted on it.
But yeah.
Yeah, real hell, bring this back.
Real heavy is real good.
Bring it back.
So that's my vote.
Bring it back.
Bring it back.
So I can bring me, I can buy a case at least.
Yeah, so that was beer flight of the night.
And this is beer guy was on the week.
And this kiss cam is just downright disrespectful.
And I don't appreciate it.
I was a next man.
What a jerk.
Whoever the kiss cam camera man was there.
He was a jerk.
That's me.
I don't know what you're talking about.
Yeah, it was funny.
And they lost the game.
So it's even worse because it's like, fuck, man.
We just can't have a good season.
You know, but whatever.
And speaking of having a good season,
this is a type of shit that'll get you benched.
And if you're watching this, stop celebrating so early.
Don't run outside the pocket,
which you just pull and have him follow the right man.
Got it.
You called him.
Just saw.
The taco made just before the moment.
It's going to bring a more than no shot to Kari Bart the second.
He celebrated a little bit too soon.
With a huge stop.
Listen, man, you can't be out here celebrating before you even
get to the end zone, man.
It's wrong.
I don't think it's my fault.
Ugh.
And some cops take their jobs entirely too serious.
And later we found out that this dude was actually relieved of his duty,
which I'm glad to know, but come on, man.
Like what are you even doing?
When I saw that, I was so pissed.
What?
Like, first off, the kid number eight scored the test.
Let me, let me, let me get you a little bit of it.
Number eight scored the touchdown.
Right?
As he's running in the end zone, you can see him pull up.
You know the pull up I'm talking about.
When your leg starts cramping or you think you pulled something
and you're hobbling, he was hobbling and he kept running
because he didn't want to stop.
He was trying to keep running it out.
And he ended up in the tunnel.
His teammates come to his defense.
Or not to his defense, but come to get him to make sure he good
because he just scored a touchdown.
You know, celebrate blah blah.
This cop saw him go in to the tunnel.
Didn't say nothing to him.
Waited until his buddies come in and they're walking to make sure he good.
And he's going to walk the opposite direction to purposely bump.
Number 20, I think is five or seven.
And then point at eight.
You're not even pointing at the right motherfucker that bumped you.
Because you're looking for some shit.
Not only should that stay trooper be, be relieved of his duty for the Texas A&M.
He low-key should find another gig.
Like, them type of dickheads.
Like, he's going to be pulling people over for the rest of the year.
Like, he did that on live TV.
What does he do?
Not on live TV.
But like, well, I don't think he knew he was on live TV.
But that's what I'm saying.
You do some dickheads shit like that in a college game.
It's a game.
And it's the players.
Yes, the player.
We don't even talk about a drunk fan.
I know for a fact, you don't do that to the A&M fans.
Because I don't bend to A&M games.
And I know for a fact.
I ain't no state troopers doing no shit like that to no drunk A&M fans when they win it.
So why are you acting like a dickhead?
Oh, was because South Carolina was putting belts to ass at the moment?
And like putting your arm out to him.
To hit him.
It's like.
Come on, man.
That shit was weak as hell.
That shit was weak as hell.
How much money do you have?
Weak as hell.
Weak as hell.
Yeah.
And they won the game.
At the end of the whole thing, they won the A&M won the game.
That was a crazy game.
Now you look stupid.
And on top of that was for nothing.
You, I can see if you, I can see it.
It was a low racist.
I can see it.
I can see if they lost.
And there was a four quarter.
You mad as shit.
You have money on the game.
I can't even see it.
You're a grown adult.
I can see.
But I can see that though.
Because when I lose money and I'm at the job, I'm fucking mad.
Okay.
I'm mad.
Don't talk to me.
Stop calling me.
Don't click.
I don't want to talk to nobody.
But you are a professional.
You are at a, you are in a situation where you got, you have to act professional.
And like, they won the game.
It was the first half.
It wasn't even like the second half.
The first half.
Just absolutely crazy.
Another crazy thing that I just really think this, this do should be banned from hot
hockey.
Because this was insane.
Side shot.
Stop by Bowen.
The rebound though.
Pops out.
Jorgusica goes down behind the net.
As does Blasig.
And oh my.
Jorgusica just slashed Blasig in the head.
And Jorgusica and Postamus are going to drop the gloves here.
Oh my.
Wow.
Postamus.
Taking exception to that.
Meantime.
Blasig's down.
And the trainer out to look after him.
It was kind of a hit coming in two directions on Jorgusica.
That's what he was angry about.
And then Jorgusica with a swing of the stick that hits.
His man on the side of the head.
You're right.
Blasig down on the ice.
Yeah, bro.
I have to.
Felling.
Like charge him.
I know that.
Like that's crazy.
Unsportsman like all the above words you want to use.
That's insane.
That man should be locked the fuck up.
Because that's crazy, bro.
It's a game.
He got roughed up.
I get it.
I'd be mad too.
But get your lick back the right way.
Like that's.
Crazy.
And it could have fucking.
Really could have injured the man for real.
We don't know where the blow was coming from.
I couldn't see where the blow was coming from.
But that band that motherfucker.
Banned him.
Quick.
He don't need to play another game of hockey ever again.
Ever again.
Because that shit is uncalled for.
And that was the beer goggles of the week.
And now it's time.
It's time for the six pack of the week.
And this interception was amazing.
Come on man.
High school.
And high school.
And number 16 in the background with his hands on his head is crazy.
That shit was funny as hell.
And Lee from Notre Dame hockey.
This.
This.
This motherfucker need to be in the league immediately.
Wow.
You know Adam and I can get talked about his stick skills.
And watch this.
He's literally a magician with the puck.
He will lift it up over the stick.
Knock it down through the legs.
A gastronomical.
Bring it back to his forehand.
And then grateful of shots.
Just open a crossbar.
Oh, that is a sweet, sweet play.
My bad.
He went from Notre Dame.
He's a Michigan state.
My bad Lee.
Regardless of fact, that was.
That was amazing.
That like he.
Yeah.
That was it.
And cross it.
Cross it.
Cross it up.
Lee.
And honestly, if he were to score it would be even crazier.
But he you know, he's still in college.
You know, he got some time to make it up.
So man.
But Washington from the Steelers is a grown man amongst boys.
Because what the fuck?
Jones the block at the Glatt Descon.
The muscular tight end Washington.
Watch out.
Chad bulldozing
Kitchener on 31. Hey, man, that dude is
I do was looking for contact the entire way. It was just bulldozing of it
I have never seen a truck stick like that from a tight end. That's crazy
And love from Notre Dame
We actually plays for Notre Dame. I'm not, you know, not tripping on this one
This spin move was insane and this this dude is going to be playing on Sunday
Meeting up
World
Jeremiah love with a spin here. He goes Jeremiah love
A 56 yard touchdown run with a spin move
Well the nasty spin move. I mean put him in a blender
And they say there's no such thing as a perfect punt. I beg to differ
They drop off
Shaheed watches it bounce inside the five and out of bounds inside the one
Wow, Ethan Evans
There's no way he's ever made a better point. That is
I mean
At like luck. Yes, but also what?
That shit was crazy
also crazy
fake-touch push
And going for the tuddy
Going for the tuddy
Come on, there it is
One
Andrews spinning away and there he goes
Andrews all the way touch down
I never seen Mark Andrews run that fast. I'm not going to lie
And that
was
Six pack of the week and that was time
for
Conversation of the cake and I'm not going to lie
That shouldn't have done all these
high percentage beers
pansy
I'm not drinking right now. Okay, so I mean I'm literally
Trying to I'm literally trying to not drink for for the next
30 days
Alcohol for the next 30 days. I would hope you drink water
Well, I'm definitely going to drink water, but I know what you said. I'm trying not to drink
alcohol like alcohol
Well, well because I'm you know again
I hate talking about this now because you make me feel like like I talk about this all the time
But I am literally I'm like a month out from high rocks in Vancouver
Right see and I'm super slow at running because I'm
Heavier now I'll say that
Sure people are really good at running actually
Lanky suck at running
So do you a bear and listen to your science? I'm not I don't suck at running
I just not very I'm not fast at running. I'm just I can run long
I can run six or seven miles no problem nonstop
And I can probably do it in about an hour hour hour and like 15 minutes, which is really good
If you want to be real
I don't run the the rolling of the eyes is crazy
But anyway, that's what I'm saying I had I thought about this before this and I was like man
I got all these dark these heavy percentage beers and I'm thinking about how does anybody ever blacked out from just beer all the time
I feel like that's bullshit though
Because here's the thing I have blacked out I have blacked out plenty of times in my life
Mm-hmm always liquor and beer
Always are beer than liquor. I should say but never just straight up beer. I know a man
I don't know man
I know man is crazy that was that was so
I have got black down on black out drunk drunk on the floor
So my question is no like the high a bv stouts
Okay, so my question is though are they like blacked out just because they like they fall asleep
Are they blacked out are they like they try to get up and do stuff and they're just don't remember anything?
Oh, yeah
Ah
But like you're it's like if you have high a bv's, which is why we only technically allow three
Right
But you can't get like blacked out on ciders like unless you're a pansy
You could
I was gonna say I feel like you get black out of anything because we have like eight percent ciders
Those are really eight percent ciders
High imperial peach is my go-to drink like beer
Sadly, it's kind of out of production right now, which I think that was a cider. Yeah, it is
So I can't be a beer
Beer ciders or beers
Let me show about that. It's not liquor. Yeah, it's a silencer
Valid so anyway
um
But you can you can't get
drunk blacked out. Yeah, I know you can get drunk on beer. I just
The blackout
I just I've never blacked out on I've never blacked out on just beer
Maybe because I know my limit like once you get you know me like you kind of start drinking beer like oh
I'm feeling this like
Looking at but yeah, no, I don't I mean
I'm just never and as much as we drank in the military
Like we would get still like in Japan. We were stuck in dorms
During like typhoons and like we had typhoon parties as we call them and we would literally buy every case
Tax players
So I phoned parking in Japan
You know what I will give my tax money to that. I mean you listen you want us to be
drunk yeah during that time instead of panicking and and yeah, no
um
We would buy every case of beer we could get
Which at the gas stations at the bx
Cakes things like that we weren't really I mean we got kegs every now and then but kegs really just weren't
There's been many a times I'll fallen over from a keg stand, but I've never blacked out. I remember everything from that night
Now that's what I'm saying will do I remember we had probably about
Just in my on my floor. We probably had two kegs on that floor and we probably had about
12 24 packs
Right
All I drank all night was beer and I don't know how many I put down but it was a lot
And then when I went downstairs because I lived on the
Fourth floor we had four floors. I lived on the top. So I went down to the first floor of my other home
Where they had a floor party going to went down to their floor
They had liquor
They had good share money
Yeah, they were on the first floor for a reason
I they can't climb stairs
I didn't I was perfectly fine walked up and down steps. We went back and forth
You know because people are having parties on the second and so like the third floor our second floor
Essentially, yes, but it was like it was a mixed bag of military
Actually middle level was not allowed to do anything because
Our break room was there and our break room had cameras in them
So the second floor so the second floor we didn't do anything third floor was weed
No, we can do weed what are you doing what are you doing?
No, we didn't do drugs on the military base what no, it was so it was for it was really honestly fourth and first
That was the the decades in the party years fourth and first
Second floor really didn't you know the the supervisors stuff like that lived on that floor and majority of them were at work
But I didn't black out until I went downstairs and had two shots and I remember the two shots
First shot was a crown
Yeah, second shot was Hennessy
And good night
That's all I remember from that night now here's the thing that makes me mad is because
I know I probably killed a case by myself and some kegs
Or help kill some guy I said I killed a whole keg myself, but like I help kill some case
I don't I wouldn't I don't think I would have blacked out with just a beer
It was it was Corona's I think or some shit yeah, it was shit beer. I mean it wasn't shit beer
It was just light beer wasn't like it was water with a hint of yeast
That's what it is
No
So say you had
10
High ABV stouts you're getting blacked out like 12 per centers
Okay, all right 12% you're getting blacked out a little while um
You asked
10 12s
Why would you even want that I feel like you'd be
bloatedly and just
Disgusted with yourself
Me every day
Jesus
No, I'm
No, no, no, no
Moving along
Um
So I did see something all right, so the package played the giants in New York this weekend
And I really wanted to go
Packer Twitter was going crazy and all this stuff like that
Because a lot of fans went like Packers and Niners are probably some of the best traveling fan bases out there
When it comes to football right so Packers was you know, and I'm a Packer Twitter guy
I'm on their talking shit and what's going on with this and why the fuck is this blah blah blah
So I found out that New York stop selling beer
halftime
Halftime
Fuck you
It's cold. It's freezing. It's it's already ice. It's really like freezing temperatures out there one
two
Halftime we still got two quarters
Valet um
But I was like that's crazy and it just brought up a good question because in and when I went to Lambo
They didn't stop serving beer to like basically fourth middle fourth quarter
Which makes sense, you know, plus it was freezing. So it's like
You know, we need alcohol to keep this going or a Perka
Parker whatever Perka
Parker I don't think it's Parker. I think it's Perka. It's definitely part. I feel like it's Perka
Perka is a drug that's part
As I was like we don't we ain't talking about what do we do what are we doing on this show right now
First you say the military is using weed and now we pop in person stay warm
What are we doing? That's different Perka's I'm looking as up. It's parkas. I'm telling you parkas. It is Parker. It's not it's a
Okay
Anyway, because this is going nowhere um
I feel like that's unfair like when is it that is a good question
No, when is a good time to stop serving beer to stadium
So I feel like Denver Denver. I think we did I think we had beer
Until probably like the third quarter
At least football stadiums
Baseball is a little different. I know they stops. I think I'm pretty sure that everybody stopped serving in the seventh
Uh, cuz it's you know baseball such a long game
But like football is like we're talking a couple hours now
Yes, cut people off and stuff like that, but
Ah, I don't know. Half time seems fucking early to me. You're really over here googling them as parkas
Parkas just sounds so stupid
Is it is it parkas or not? I don't know
It's a parka. It's not a parka
Perka's that got it
Not that kind of show. Well then if I'm pronouncing it wrong
I've been pronouncing it wrong and my family has their our entire lives
I mean you're not from Gary and you told us you were from Gary. I actually actually I lived 20 minutes away from Gary
So
Technically, I literally had people ask me that she was like oh, she's from Gary and I was like no
She's from her work or whatever was it? What was it? Oh, God
It's my text history. Hobart. Hobart. Hobart. Yeah, Hobart in Indiana, which is 20 minutes outside. Yeah, Hobart in Indiana. We I
My grandparents live there's some there's some independent dealers. I know about out there
Cardiolous oh
We were just talking about her. Jesus Christ. Okay, this show is over
We don't do drugs on this show. We don't do drugs. Okay, say no to drugs
We don't do drugs on this show
Let me reiterate this is beer 30 sports o'clock and say no to drugs
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