Lactose my a$$ | Beer 30 Sports O’clock

This is beer, 30 sports, a clock.
Oh, so excited.
I got my toes out, summer is here.
Summer is here.
How's everybody doing today?
Woo.
There it is.
And this episode's beer is brought to you by,
ooh, I forgot where the hell I got it from.
It is deep Ellen Brewing, my bad.
Deep Ellen Brewing.
And it is easy peasy IPA.
It is a 5.2%.
And it is an IPA with lemon and tangerine.
Now, I will not lie.
I have been drinking this.
I drank a few of these this weekend.
That's why I brought them back because I had one left over.
And I can tell you right now,
smell of tangerines is still strong.
It baffled me though.
Because I thought deep Ellen Brewing
was in deep Ellen, Texas, Dallas, Texas.
Oh, what a time.
They are now brewed and canned in Longmont, Colorado.
They had a change of scenery.
What the fuck for?
I mean, let's be honest, deep Ellen.
All right, so move somewhere and tell you
not much land is in Texas.
What are you moving to Colorado for?
Probably cheaper.
Hell no, cost living and...
Not the living, I mean, probably the cost of goods
might be cheaper.
Still good.
Very tangerine-y.
I don't like it at all.
They need to be in Dallas.
They need to be in Texas, at least.
Fucking Colorado.
When are you gonna put some weed in my beer now?
You wouldn't say no.
Valid.
But I don't know, I just, I don't know.
It just threw me for a loop.
I don't know, I just can't, I can't get over that.
I can't get over it.
It's not that serious, but it just threw me off.
This is how to get that out.
Also, I've been meaning to say,
I gotta stop forgetting to tell you,
where y'all can find the podcast,
and where you can actually find our blog,
where you can find other sunset lounge shows,
and it is at stolenwatermedia.com.
Easy, right?
Pretty fucking easy, right?
And if you just wanna listen and laugh at us,
and my complaining about beers being in other places,
from where they started from,
you can listen to us wherever you get podcasts.
That's right, Spotify, Apple, Pandora,
everywhere, damn it.
Everywhere you get podcasts, ta-da.
Now, let's get into it.
News, you can booze to Longmont, Colorado.
NBA playoffs.
Minnesota Timberwolves lose.
And the NBA got what they wanted.
The Spurs, verse O.K.C.
in the Western Conference Finals.
It was a very physical, like I said last episode,
very physical,
bisty series.
And I think this is the end for Minnesota,
at least that team,
how they're constructed, how they are there.
I think the coach is gone.
Reason I say that is one of the players,
the star player of the team, Anthony Edwards,
AKA Ant-Man, pulled one of the weirdest moves
I have seen a competitor do in a long time.
And I call him a competitor, not just a player,
because when he is famous for,
in the sports world, being an antagonist
and aggressive superstar who was talking shit
not only to LeBron,
he was also talking shit to Obama.
Like he's told President Obama, I am him.
You better ask about me to Obama
and talking shit to Steph Curry.
I mean, he's just,
he is one of those shit talkers,
of shit talkers in the NBA.
And to see him do this weird ass move,
was really, really weird to,
really, really, really, really, really,
just like it, excuse me,
it seemed like a pouting thing,
but I'm not 100% sure if you can even call it that
because it's like, why would you do that?
Why would you,
I don't know, it just seemed very, very, very weird to me
that he would actually,
he would actually just do this.
Eight minutes left, I'm sorry, eight minutes left.
In the fourth quarter,
he goes over to the Spurs bench and daps up,
coaches, players.
He dapped up everybody like he was a part of their team.
He was just,
I've never seen anything like it.
And I just, you gotta see it because it's crazy.
Even the announces were baffled.
Something that you would often see
at the 801 mark of the fourth quarter of a closeout game,
but Anthony Edwards knowing that Chris Finch
is gonna empty the bench,
made his way to the San Antonio bench
and dapped up players, coaches, one by one.
I want to know what all I want to know
is I want to hear you, Donna Saslin,
comment on that in the post game show.
Yeah, I would much rather see him wait till he into the game.
So certainly sportsmanship from Anthony Edwards,
something that you'll love to see.
Yeah, I don't know if I love to see it eight minutes
into the game, not from my number one like, you know,
superstar.
Listen, respect, I understand it, sportsmanship,
I understand it, but that was a move of someone who was
pouting, that wasn't a move from someone who either,
who lacks awareness, I don't think it's the ladder,
or it was someone who lacks awareness.
I don't think it was the ladder though.
I don't think that he didn't understand what he was doing.
I think he was pouting.
I think he was trying to let the coach know that there's no reason
to empty the bench at eight minutes.
We still got time.
I'm still a competitor, and if that's what you want to do,
and basically give up, then fine, we can give up.
And I'm going to show you what giving up looks like,
and that's just insane to me.
But anyway, spurs versus OKC starts tonight actually,
and spurs are spurs of the underdogs, which is weird to me,
because if you're a gambling person like myself,
you've watched them play a couple of times this season.
And if I'm not mistaken, their spurs are
formed one against the thunder during the regular season.
Now it's during the regular season.
So I know a lot of people, it's a regular season,
not going to matter.
It's not going to matter.
You're right.
It's not going to matter in the playoffs.
But OKC hadn't lost a game, and spurs
have pretty much when they win, they annihilate people.
Now, this was just announced that Fox is not going to play.
Literally, when I was on my way here,
it was being announced that Fox is out for game one.
He's not going to play.
Whatever.
This is the championship.
This is the championship that the NBA wants hopes to see.
This is going to be, I'm just hoping
it's going to be a game set, seven game series,
a physical, defensive, offensive, just best basketball
we've seen in decades, kind of shit.
Do I think we'll get that every game?
No.
Do I think anybody out of the East has a chance?
No.
It doesn't matter.
It's going to be the nicks in the Cavs.
Cavs had to play seven games to go past Detroit.
And what's crazy to me, what is really
crazy to me about this game, is that game seven,
I thought was going to be way more competitive.
But Cavs just put that pop on them and just
continue to just destroy and beat down and destroy the Cavs.
I mean, the pistons.
Everybody kind of knew it was coming because of the ABC
commercial that slid out.
I don't know if you saw this.
Did you see this?
So there's a conspiracy theory.
There was a commercial where ABC had launched the Eastern
Conference Finals, commercials, or commercial.
And it happened to be the nicks versus the Cavs.
Not a big deal, right?
But it was before the game seven.
So it was written, of course, on its money.
Yeah, it was written.
So whatever.
Now, like I said, it doesn't matter who comes out of the East,
it's basically going to be, it's basically going to be OK
CEO of this versus champions.
Is the Harden saga over with?
We'll see how the nicks and him clash this next series.
But right now the spotlight's off of him.
The spotlight's back on Mitchell.
And he'd lighten the load for Mitchell.
He was pissing me off with the three pointers.
I mean, just you know what I came to the conclusion
about James Harden?
Breeze not going to like this.
But James Harden was a great player when he had the hose.
When he had the strippers, when he was going to after practice
to go to the strip club in Houston and Atlanta
and all this shit like that, like when he was acting a fool,
he was absolutely one of the greatest basketball players
we had seen on the court.
Soon as he got married or engaged or one woman man,
he became a lazy, up-chuck-and-three-point-chuck-and-fool.
Not blaming her.
I was about to say.
Not blaming her.
Sounds like a hymn problem.
Not blaming her.
But it just goes to the show, fellas.
Keep the hose.
Not when you're married.
Anyway, not when you're married.
Not when you're married.
Hockey playoffs.
It's getting intense.
I'm excited.
Western finals are set.
Colorado, versus Vegas.
Yeah, can both teams lose?
Like, can they, like, their arena just implode on the ice?
They don't care a lot about that.
Ah, man.
Anyway.
And my thing is the Colorado avalanche,
I do feel like deserve to be there because they actually
played real competition and they fucking did their thing.
The nights, y'all kind of got lucky because if I'm not mistaken,
their record was like by far one of the worst records
in the playoffs, like they squeaked in.
They made it by the skin of their teeth.
In facts, like, and yeah, yeah.
OK, hockey.
And to be honest, I feel like they were, they had what,
it was Anaheim, the Kings.
And then it was somebody else on their side that
were really, really there wasn't supposed to be there either.
Utah.
Utah.
No offense to any of those teams.
I was rooting for Anaheim.
But none of those teams were really a threat, if you will.
Vegas has been there before, even though they suck this year.
I just, I don't know, man, I wish NHL needs to change how
they do the brackets.
The brackets have been a, it's been a complaint for everybody
because don't get me wrong.
Carolina has been head and shoulders above who they played.
But they didn't play nobody.
So everybody's kind of talking shit like, well, they ain't
played nobody.
They got to rest.
And now you got the sabers and the Montreal going to seven
games to face Carolina who hasn't faced anybody in two weeks.
Now, hopefully they don't come out rusty because Buffalo or
Montreal are going to come in and punch them in a fucking face.
And I hope it's Buffalo.
I really do hope it's Buffalo.
I think Buffalo deserves it.
It's been decades since they've been in the finals, let alone
the conference finals.
So yeah, so I think it's time for them to get one.
But yeah, and speaking of the nights and one of the reasons
why I continue to just despise them, they just do stupid shit.
They do stupid shit.
So they were in the news, not for winning, of course,
because we all saw who they played, but whining.
They were in the news because they were whining and
quote unquote, protesting.
Apparently they decided they didn't want to speak to the
media after the game when they won.
You won game six and you didn't want to talk to the media.
You didn't have your coach didn't want to come out.
The star players didn't come out.
You sit out like some people that didn't do shit and was like,
they were chuckling and laughing like, yeah, the bus came right
be here in two minutes, we got to go.
Listen, I think if I'm the coach and I'm upset about something,
I'm going to talk about it at the podium.
So I can get fined, not my team.
Because that's exactly what the fuck happened.
The NHL does not play just like NBA did not play about their
media stuff and talking to the media and access because they
need that, the fans crave that.
You can't deprive them of that.
They find the Vegas nights 100 grand.
My God.
And they lost a second round pick in the draft.
What the fuck?
NBA NFL take no.
My God.
But listen, I feel like if I was the coach and something like
that happened.
So basically what happened, let me backtrack a little bit.
What happened was their player, I think his name, Jesus Christ,
Braden, Braden McNabb, he got suspended for game six or game
five for nasty play.
Was it egregious for suspension?
Not in the game of hockey.
I've seen worse without suspensions.
But you still won the series.
And you not only won the series, you beat the breaks off them.
I would have got on the podium, talk shit, cash money shit.
And wouldn't have been like, yo, this is what happens when you
put us up against the wall.
Our team rallied, you know, suspended one of my guys for some shit
that I've seen the other teams do to us, yada, da, da, da, blah.
That's what you're supposed to do.
You're supposed to get on the podium and be the shield and talk
crazy NHL reps and NHL y'all suspended us for this.
This is egregious, blah, blah, blah, blah.
You're supposed to make it a real story.
Instead, the stories you got find and lost the draft pick,
which I mentioned before your record sucked.
So your draft picks are going to be kind of high unless you win
the championship.
I doubt it, but unless you win the championship, right?
I doubt it, but unless you win the championship,
then your draft picks will be kind of fucking low or, yeah, low.
But listen, I get it.
You're mad, but like, what the fuck, man, like a better story.
Yeah.
If you were to have gotten on the podium and said and be like,
we rallied, we came together as a group, then you know,
people actually trying to cheer for you and be like, you know what?
Yeah, they did and said now it's like, wow,
they're kind of assholes to these people that are just trying to do
their job at the end of the day.
And they wonder why and you cost your, your franchise money.
Like it didn't come out of your pocket.
It came out of Vegas pocket out of the night's pocket.
So that player or that, that staffing member or that, you know what I'm saying?
Like that shit.
And then on top of that, you cost yourself future,
you cost yourself a future pick dumbass.
All because you weren't, were mad after a win.
Like, and people always ask me like, why do you hate the night so much?
Exhibit fucking A, actually like E or F.
They're assholes.
And yeah, like you're one of the newest franchises in the fucking league.
And you act like you're fucking owed all this respect and all this fight
because you were gifted a championship once.
And now you, you think you're the best shit smoke man.
Smoke some.
Anyway, thank you, Bri, get out my face.
Back onto the NFL because, you know, the NFL just, they can't stay out to news.
They say, fuck that friendly shit.
We're gonna stay in the news.
They release the schedule and I must say, as a package fan, I'm excited.
One, we don't have any international games.
Thank God.
I got the email that I'm gonna be working this season again.
So I'm like, yeah.
Can we get a ticket?
No.
What the fuck are the perks of working with a cat was you can't get tickets.
I get to be on the floor.
Field.
Whatever.
I'm on it and you're not.
That was mean.
That was uncalled for it.
That was mean.
No, my feelings.
My feelings.
I'm not a cowboy fan, so I could give two shits.
But I will say green Bay is in LA for things given Eve.
Planning on being there.
They're in Tampa week like 13.
So it's gonna be nice and warm out there.
Or somewhat chilly, maybe a little rain.
And then we have Christmas in Chicago.
Oh, it's gonna be glorious.
And honestly, it's not a lot of big traveling as far as like,
a lot, a lot of traveling games are, at least for the Packers.
And don't get it twisted.
We still have top five in toughest schedule,
according to last year's records and who we're facing.
I mean, for fuck's sake, we're facing the Rams in LA.
And then we got to face the Bears twice.
And then, you know, listen, the Lions,
listen, listen.
Have we faced the Cowboys in Green Bay though?
Yep.
In Green Bay.
But yeah, so low story short, man.
I'm excited that this is exactly what the NFL loves to do.
Is they do this little tidbit and have everybody talk
and feel like a week.
And they do this every year.
Yeah, every year.
It's like every time we get all excited,
like literally, we're leaks of the schedule is coming out,
leaks of this, leaks of that.
And then the schedules drop and everybody acts like
they've never seen a schedule before.
And it's like, oh my god, we gotta play them there, didn't it?
And I just went straight to like,
ticket master and looked up flights and tickets.
And I was like, oh, okay, this looks pretty good.
This looks, oh, I think I can do this one too.
Jake, thank you.
So I will be in LA for Thanksgiving Eve,
because I don't do turkey day, honestly,
because I don't eat turkey.
And I don't ask people to do anything special for me,
because I don't feel like that Thanksgiving or, you know.
I'll be working on Thanksgiving.
Well, you'll be on the field though, right?
Yeah.
Yeah, exactly, right.
So working.
Jesus, let me work.
Let me work on the field and Green Bay though.
But yeah, so I'm happy about the schedule that came out.
It's a lot of good games.
There's a couple of like games that I would circle
for traveling and things like that.
And the bills come to Green Bay.
Might go to that game.
I'm really excited.
There's a lot of good games coming.
Relax, relax.
It's not the season yet.
And now it's time for a beer flight of the night.
First up, we have Oma gang Brewery.
Are you sure it's not OMG series?
No, it's Oma gang.
Oma gang Brewery Oma gang?
Yes.
It is Nome gang.
It's so weird.
Oma gang, Nome gang, all right.
Well, there we go.
It is a Belgian style blonde ale.
The Nomes are freaking me out.
I'm not going to lie.
Whatever they did with these eyes are fucking creepy.
It's because it's a collaboration with Schoof,
which is a Belgian brewery and their logo is a gnome.
Well, the gnome freaks me out, OK?
The eyes are fucking creepy as hell, OK?
It's 9.5%.
I can smell that.
It definitely gives the Belgian quadrupelle, triple,
like kind of that scent.
I don't know.
Trupelle, like a French, I'm sorry.
I don't know why I did that.
They're not French, it's Belgian.
So it's going to be smooth, fruity, and a warming finish.
OK, warm finish I can understand.
I don't hear no, it's smooth though.
I don't have any fruit taste in there.
I got like more like nutmeg, cinnamon.
It's a spicy, yeah, that makes sense.
Good though, don't get it twisted.
But you can tell it's 9.5%, that's not a crushable one.
For not for me either.
All right, next up, we have
Martin House Brewing Company, Alamode.
It is a passion fruit and honey cream ale.
These cans, man, I just, these cans are fired.
They're really good.
Yeah, fucking amazing.
It's a 10%.
Jesus.
You just lactose, so if you're lactose intolerant,
don't do this one.
I am not somewhat.
OK, it's sweet with honey.
I can definitely not just say the lactose thing.
I can smell the honey, but it almost smells like there's
a hint of vanilla, like almost like a vanilla honey shake.
Excuse me.
Yeah, lactose, my ass.
Wait, what lactose, my ass is crazy, yeah, the lactose intolerant.
That's great.
Lactose, my ass was crazy, so listen, it's actually really good.
Honey for sure, if you like honey, you'll love this.
It does have a little bit of like, feels like it tastes like caramel almost.
No?
No?
I don't know.
I haven't had it, so I can't help you on this one.
You got to have some.
Yeah, it gives me like the caramel candies and a little, what the fuck are those?
Scotch cans, squash cans.
Yeah, the little brown tan looking, it gives me that vibe, maybe a little bit of honey
in the middle or something like that, but that's, it doesn't, it doesn't give me, I don't,
I mean, it smells a little vanilla-ish, but it doesn't give me taste vanilla.
That makes sense.
Yeah.
Well, good, because I never said vanilla.
Well, you said lactose.
That doesn't mean it's vanilla.
So what other flavor does lactose come in?
This is just like kind of like milky.
It's not.
So whatever flavor does milk come in without adding extra shit to it?
Milk flavor?
It's not vanilla.
It's vanilla.
Um, it's definitely vanilla.
Next up.
Okay.
Is unsided art, brewer, is it brewery?
Unsided art, brewery?
Uh, unsided art is fine.
Unsided art is fine.
Unsided art is fine.
Uh, it is called chocolate cheesecake stout.
Uh, it is a chocolate cheesecake stout, and it is the artist of flavor.
I don't know, is that just a slogan?
It's just their slogan.
Unsided art, but they're artists of flavor.
Okay.
All right.
Well, listen, it's-
It's a-
I'm going to stop you.
It's a-
I'm going to stop you.
It's a-
It's a-
It's a-
It's a-
It's a-
It's a-
It's a-
Graham cracker.
What you would think a cheesecake would taste like.
So you smell the stouty coffee bean smell, but you can also smell-
I do smell Graham cracker cinnamon, like you have that cinnamon and-
Yeah, okay.
All right.
I'll see.
Listen.
It's not bad.
The coffee taste gives you-
It's on the back end.
So the front end tastes like the cheese cake, if you will, with a little bit of chocolate,
a little bit of, hmm, a little bit of cocoa.
But on the back end, you can definitely taste the coffee beans.
Maybe I'm just becoming immune.
Excuse me.
I didn't mean to do all that slavering in the mic.
Yeah.
Maybe I'm coming immune to the coffee beans, but it's not that bad.
It's not coming around, folks.
He said, no, no, no, don't get a question.
Don't get it twisted.
Don't get me no coffee.
But yeah, no, it's-
Actually, as stout wise, I would stash that, I would keep that.
It's a warm-
It's like a-
I'm sorry, warm.
It's a cold night kind of drink.
Like we roast in marshmallow kind of drink.
Thanks, given kind of drink.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Next up, again, with the Martin House, Martin House
Brewing Company.
I don't know.
I just love their cans.
They-
I told you all how I shop for-
How I shop for beers.
I literally just look at the can and-
But the can looks cool.
I'm fucking grabbing it.
And we'll just go from there.
So, this can is Dope House called St. Rita.
It is a margarita inspired sour with peach.
Clearly, I don't read.
Yeah, it's 8%.
Ooh.
Well, some say it's syrupy.
It's tart.
And this is actually a line that they have.
So they have a strawberry one.
They have a mango one.
So they have different versions.
You know what's crazy?
Is after the coffee smelling that one,
I smell all peach.
Yeah.
Like, all peach.
Peach is a very strong thing.
Yeah.
I didn't-
I guess I couldn't recognize it when I opened it and-
Yeah, I couldn't-
Man.
Ooh.
That is peachy.
Motor peach.
So, bitter beer face.
It's very sour, for those I couldn't tell.
The smell of peach is deceiving, though.
It doesn't really give peach.
It gives more salt on the rim.
No.
Yeah.
Like, it gives more salt and sour than it does peach.
I'm hoping, you know what, I'm going to go find their-
I'm going to go find their strawberry.
Hopefully the strawberry is different.
Or hopefully any of their other fruit ones are different.
Because margaritas usually-
This tastes like one of those margaritas
where it's like a frozen margarita.
It's just like the house margarita bullshit.
And it's like-
And they just put salt on the rim.
Yeah.
Absolutely terrible.
Mmm.
Yeah, that's sour as fuck.
Um, alright, so-
Beer the night.
It's going to have to go to the Oma gang.
I like this Belgian.
This Belgian style.
Mmm.
It's good.
And now that I've tasted all the others,
coming back.
It's still very smooth, very clean, still no fruit.
But, you know, we're here.
And that-
The last-
Oh, give me.
Give me gosh.
I thought you was lactose intolerant.
Oh.
Am I bad?
Am I bad?
I was just pineapple and shit.
That's right.
And that-
Was the beer flight of the night.
And now it's time.
For beer goggles of the week.
And listen, man.
Um, yeah, see?
Oh, yeah, see?
Oh, my god.
I wish I could get a camera on that face.
What the hell?
So salty, see?
I wasn't tripping.
Yeah.
Oh, my god.
I wish we got a camera over there.
Fuck.
I knew I wasn't tripping.
That is salty as hell.
You don't taste no peach.
Excuse me.
Yeah.
That is-
That was salty.
That-
Like I smelled it and I was like, yeah.
I love peach.
Yeah.
And then I took a sip of it and I was like, oh.
Not peach.
Because then all I could think about was
how I don't like margaritas with salt rims on them.
Because every time I drink it, I just taste salt.
So I always have to either do no rim or sugar.
I'm telling you.
But the second sip I will say was better
because I knew what I was going to expect.
Mm.
Okay.
That's about it.
That's about it.
The second sip I could taste the peach more.
So you just had to go through the first bit of beer face.
Mm.
And then move on.
Yikes.
Anyway.
Yeah, I taste the peach more now.
Afterwards.
What?
That's weird.
I think it's your brain.
My mind is playing tricks on it.
Yeah.
Your brain tells you that.
That is quite the holy science.
Now it's time for beer goggles.
And first up.
It's a lot of graduating going on.
And we have a lot of celebrating.
You should be happy.
You should be proud.
But this young lady did something that I don't know.
I'm pretty sure she did it on purpose.
But doing a drop kick celebration at a prestigious university is crazy.
Absolutely crazy.
And I hope she's okay.
It looked like she was okay.
But my God.
This was crazy.
And the loops.
Shade given someone from Laudie.
So that's called the death drop.
There's an actual.
It sounded like it hurt.
Yeah.
That shit was a thud.
It's something that drag queens do.
I'm so straight.
I'm sorry.
Like RuPaul's drag race.
They do that a lot at the end of performance.
So it's not like a drop kick.
It's like an actual like you actually kick up.
And then you put one foot down and fall back onto your back.
Why would you do that?
Because it's.
Look at the reaction.
People were like, oh my God.
And then she got up and was like, I'm fine.
Yeah.
Maybe she was a dance major.
I'm sorry.
But she was cool.
What?
You can still be cool.
Laud with a dance major.
Okay.
I didn't know that.
Also this all a mode way too sweet.
Yeah.
It's going to say it's very sweet.
It's very sweet.
That's why I didn't win tonight.
But it was very sweet.
But it was.
I mean, you know.
Next up.
These three friends would put the three stages.
Would make the three stages very proud and put them to shame at the same time.
Because how do you do this?
How do you make this play?
Worst.
I mean, Larry Kerley and Mo out of control over there, bro.
First off, the soccer ball hits the one guy walking up with double fisting.
He loses one beer, pretty much loses the second.
And then his friend thought it was hilarious in the middle.
And then the other friend tried to soccer kick the ball and missed it completely.
And kick the middle guy's beer out of his hand.
What the fuck is going on here?
I would have been so mad.
We can share in that beer, motherfucker.
You will give me that beer.
Fuck out of here.
That's crazy.
Yeah.
It's from the lake salt.
No, not salt lake.
What is it?
Swan Lake.
It's like one of the major dances in ballet.
Is that song?
And, you know, him kicking the beer.
He was really going with.
Yeah.
I don't know what the fuck he was doing.
But that's it was crazy.
That's it was crazy.
And last but not least, man.
The Packers are a great team.
And I'm all for team bonding.
But shot gunning beers in the off season at the Luke Combs.
I think it was a concert.
Gotta be the drunkest shit I've ever seen.
And the coach.
What are we doing?
First off, the players up there, Cooper, Tucker Craft.
I forgot the other guy's name.
But, and then Matt LaFloor, the coach.
But Tucker Craft, if some of you don't know,
torn ACL with the same leg he just launched an empty beer can with.
Bitch, sit down.
Sorry.
That was an inner fan coming out.
Yeah, like, yeah.
Like, why are we trying to fucking get hurt worse?
Are we trying to just sit still drunk ass down?
It's cool though.
It's cool.
And that was beer goggles of the week.
And now it's time for six pack of the week.
And this boat rower saved the day.
And I call him a boat rower because I don't know what the fuck they're called.
But this soccer ball kick save was amazing to save the day.
The celebration pump fist pump was terrible.
That celebration.
Yeah, it was so terrible.
Man, but listen, that save was that kick was absolutely amazing.
Like, he should be on somebody's soccer team somewhere.
And this track star had an amazing save.
Like, you're not supposed to recover from jumping over a hurdle and tripping like this,
but she did it so gracefully.
Someone get her on the mat in gymnastics immediately.
If she's not already on there, what a move.
Yeah.
What a save.
What I mean, she did that gracefully as hell.
Oh my god, that was that was great.
I'm not going to lie.
That was absolutely fantastic.
She definitely should be in gymnastics if she's not next up.
Even though I hate them, I despise them.
This goal has to give this goal has to get respect, man.
This was this was fantastic.
Between the legs, hard stop, faked out the goalie, left the defender.
It's just a fucking night, so I just fuck them.
Motion.
There's Mitch Martin.
Look at the end of this goal.
No, not here.
Right there.
What a beautiful place.
And he makes it count.
And then Mitch Martin.
Look how low he is on that puck.
He uses his body to defend Nicole.
And just stays with it.
I mean, that's an almost unstoppable goal here.
As he pulls it to the backhand, he's almost at the far post.
And look at that.
He tucks it right.
Bruh.
The way he did that between the legs with the stick and then yo.
And then hit the puck between his legs like a dribble almost like he was playing basketball.
It was just, it was just amazing.
I can't front.
I hate them.
But that was just, that was absolutely amazing.
And this tag by Branch was also amazing.
I'll do you that aren't paying attention to the women's softball tournaments, the college
baseball tournaments.
You should be.
And this right here is why tagging someone's foot when your catcher throws an off the wall
as throw to catch someone trying to steal the base and swipe and hit the foot and get the
out.
It's just watch.
Rotter goes throw off the mark.
Is it snagged by Branch?
And the tag still applies.
And the tags still applies.
Great tag by Branch.
I just, I can't really, I can't put into words.
The replay showed it and he literally caught him on the foot as the guy sliding just what sense
of awareness, sense of awareness.
And this catcher had a great sense of awareness by absolutely watching this play, which was supposed
to just be a foul ball, just supposed to be a foul, just supposed to be, you know, no big
deal.
She watched that shit pop up and said, oh, I can get that and got it right now.
Two, two from Reed.
Riseball foul back.
Many fries slow to react.
What a catch.
She like, like you said, was slow to react, thought it was out the, you know, out the
park behind her and just said, oh, wait, no, I can get that jumped into the wall, caught
it and man, man.
And even though Detroit didn't win, this block deserves all the kudos from us because this
was crazy.
You do not block.
This is, you don't block a basketball with two hands, like this was a volleyball spike type
of block.
This shit was crazy.
Holding onto his knee as well, slow to get out the other legs.
Bruce knocked away.
Thompson.
Are you willing to be something in his shoes?
Watch how he jumps up and blows his, he could have grabbed it out of the air.
Meanwhile, during his gone to the, that's great.
That's crazy.
Absolutely crazy.
And that was six pack of the week.
And now it's time for the conversations at the keg.
And since it's down to the final four games or four, yeah, four games for both hockey and
basketball to and to, I decide, I think something on TikTok and I was like, man, who does
have the best sports movies?
And since it's their time, hockey or basketball, hockey and basketball, we're going to see hockey
or basketball, best fucking movies.
And I'm going to tell you right now, I can tell, I can tell you right now that Brie
probably doesn't know half of these.
How dare you?
I know three, first of fucking all, actually I know four, but I do need to preface this.
42 is still the best sports movie, in my opinion, mainly just because it's Chadwick Boseman
and I love him.
Okay.
Valid.
Thank you.
But I think, I think, remember the Titans might have something to say about that.
Never seen it.
We've talked about this before.
So one of these days, I'm just going to show up to Brie's job and put on all the sports
movies I can on every single TV and she will be forced to watch these movies because this
is crazy.
You've never seen, remember the Titans?
No.
I think the only football movie that I've ever seen is the one with, oh, what's her name?
Where she goes, run the dang ball, what's her name?
Blind size?
Yeah, that one's the only one I've seen football.
Like, God, what, that's not even a good one.
I just really like her, I don't like the story because it was fake as fuck, but I do love
her.
Next.
And the fact that Tim McGraw played the dad, sorry.
Blind size is the only football movie you've watched this crazy.
Probably.
I probably know her.
There's so many great football movies.
There's another one.
The program any given Sunday, uh, fucking Saturday night lights, Friday night lights,
whatever Saturday night lights, what are we doing?
Papa Brie.
I like baseball ones.
Papa Brie, this is your assignment if you choose to accept.
And he's not.
It's like, right now, tie her to a chair and make her watch fucking football movie class
six until her eyes bleed.
Brie.
All right.
Anyway, hockey or basketball movie, this is going to be unfair, Miracle versus glory
road.
Miracle.
Miracle on ice.
It's just so good.
This is one of the ones I do know.
It's not miracles on ice, it's just Miracle.
Oh, why not Miracle on ice?
That one's the better.
Miracle was the better one.
Kurt, uh, what's the name, uh, the chin?
Oh my God, why am I forgetting his name?
Kurt Russell?
No.
Yeah.
Kurt Russell?
Yes.
Kurt Russell.
The chin.
That's Miracle.
Miracle on ice is better.
All right.
I do agree to disagree.
But regardless of fact, either one better than glory road.
So we agree on that.
Okay.
Mighty Ducks.
Um, versus space jam.
Space jam.
I love Mighty Ducks.
I do.
But space jam is just like, it's so nostalgic because I watched it as a kid and it was like
one of my favorite movies as a kid.
Looney tunes is so good.
Yeah.
Oh, in low, low, low, low, low, let's just say that.
This is hard for me.
I put it there to make this kind of even because it was like, uh, the rest of these
I don't think you're going to know.
And I was like, uh, but the sequel of Mighty Ducks wasn't even that good.
Watch your tongue woman.
I met the TV show, like the one on Disney.
Oh, I was about to say D2 was fire.
The TV show almost flipped this table over.
Look, even the even the ghost.
Even the ghost got upset.
Um, space jam.
It's just so funny.
Yeah, space jam is up there.
I just like all the characters, the side characters, I got to give it.
Yeah, I give you that space jam was absolutely phenomenal.
Uh, Jordan's space jam.
Not LeBrons.
Um, it was great.
Um, Mighty Ducks is great too.
Don't get it twisted.
It's top five hockey, maybe top three hockey movie, um, of all time.
And yeah, but it just, it doesn't compete with space jam, unfortunately.
Next up, slap shot versus coach Carter.
Okay, I have seen clips from both.
I said to us yesterday.
I didn't have time to watch them.
Uh, okay.
Girl has a job.
Oh, sorry.
Some of us don't get the weekend off, singing.
That's valid.
Uh, I didn't used to get the weekends off.
I had to work weekends too.
I would say coach Carter, because I did watch at least half of it on a road trip once.
And I did enjoy it.
All right, coach.
And it was the second half.
So I saw the end and shit, um, yeah, coach Carter for me, slap shot was, I don't get
the, the, it was funny.
Like the brothers were funny.
Yeah, I just, slap shot's not that great of a movie.
Like, I felt like, it's like a hockey really does.
It doesn't get that many great movies.
They don't get like Miracle and Ice was really good.
Yeah, Miracle, Miracle and Ice, Mighty Ducks.
And it's like, it's like a really, like, it just falls off.
And it's like, I searched for hours for hockey movies, because I was like, damn, like,
they ain't got no hockey movies.
Like, yeah, there's really not that many, like, comedy hockey movies, not like gut wrenching
hockey movies.
Yeah, there's not a lot of dramas in hockey.
Um, anyway, goon, verse teen wolf, goon, goon was funny.
Have you seen it?
I have.
That was one of the ones I knew.
Damn.
I did not expect you to know goon.
I'm sorry, but you were dead fucking wrong, though, teen wolf.
Because okay, the team wolf I grew up with was like the TV show where they're actually
like fucking ate that.
You grew up with that bullshit.
It was a good show.
What's his name?
Brian was great.
No, the star of teen wolf was also back to the future.
Uh, Marty McFly, what's this fucking real name?
He has like the shaking, the shakes, uh, fuck, no, no, no, it's, um, oh my God, I can't
remember this fucking guy's name.
Anyway, teen wolf was a fucking classic.
And goon was funny.
Don't get me wrong.
Michael J. Fox, Michael J. Fox.
Thank you.
Um, and he has what disease, though?
What disease?
I hate to call the shakes.
That was crazy.
Yeah, I was like, oh, uh, parkinson's very, I'm not far off.
You listen to that shit, listen, I can't be the only one going to hell.
So, but no, yeah, so listen, but, um, I do think, uh, teen wolf was a better movie.
I think teen wolf is just a client.
You got to watch teen wolf.
Have you, you haven't seen teen wolf?
Mm hmm.
You haven't seen teen wolf.
I know the picture.
That is, you got, you got to watch that movie.
It's a classic.
I'm literally classic, um, shout out, shout out to Michael J.
My bad for forgetting your name and saying you have the shakes.
My apologies.
Uh, yeah, I'm very, I wasn't far off, um, less boys, which is like L.E.S.
Like, so I'd say it's supposed to take less boys because I was like, the fuck is this?
Couldn't have picked ice guardians from 2016.
Nene picked one from, I've never seen that movie.
Oh, it's actually really good.
Really?
I saw it on the list.
I saw it on the list.
I saw it.
So I didn't, I didn't want to do that because I was like, that would open the floodgates
of all the documentaries.
Mm hmm.
Cause like, if you want to be real, cause the miracle on ice documentary that came in.
If you want to be real, basketball has way better documentaries out there.
I don't want to.
Yeah.
Then, yeah.
I'm a true cop.
I'm a documentary kind of girl.
Oh my God.
Anyway, less boys versus above the rim.
I've seen neither.
So I'm going to go with above the rim.
Did you look at the poster?
No.
Really?
No.
I probably actually know it.
I should do that actually.
Let me.
It's strange that you and all people picked above the rim over less boys because of who
the people are on the, on the cover.
Nope.
Nope.
Nope.
No, no, no, no, no.
I'm saying that.
Hell yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I'm saying like, I was so conscious.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
You're so new.
Like, they was like, yeah, now we going with above the rim.
I love the wind.
I'm like, I don't think I'm like, I love that.
People don't even realize they were, he was in that movie.
That's so funny.
But yeah, above the rim, even though it's so crazy that they don't realize it.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I'm just new.
Mine.
Above the rim, of course.
Yeah.
Like, I, less boys, I, I'm not going to lie, I had to, I watched like the trailer and then
I watched some of it and I kind of dozed off.
And I was like, yeah, okay, above the rim, oh, heartedly, my bad.
I feel like baseball movies are better just in just, yeah, baseball movies, baseball movies
verse.
So originally, I saw the TikTok.
I saw the TikTok.
It was baseball verse football.
And I'll be honest, it brought to my attention that it's closer than a lot of people think.
And like, you may not like baseball, but you like baseball movies.
Oh, they just have something about it.
Yeah, like, like, I forget what the one with the women is called a league of their own.
A league of their own.
Oh, my God, there's no crying in baseball.
Come on, man, like, you, baseball, you may not like to watch but has some absolute
great fucking movie, SanLot, favorite movie, favorite baseball movie all time, argue with
your mama, but they put it against little giants and I almost fucking threw my phone.
I was like, no, I was like, I don't want to choose.
It's a white shoes moment.
Yeah, like, this is too good.
And like, that's what, so I kind of caught me, tried to keep it, you know, John, you know,
obviously sport versus sport, but kind of the genre versus genre, like, because it'd
be stupid to put goon against, uh, space jam, you know what I mean?
Like, it's not that kind of, it's not that kind of movie team.
What was kind of a comedy slash, you know, 80s film kind of thing, uh, it was a night.
No, it was 80s.
But like, yeah, bro, baseball movies, you said what said even the second goon movie was
good.
I hadn't seen it.
Somebody else told me that too.
And I was, I was looking at somebody else said that I tweeted about it and somebody tweeted
me back.
I was like, you should watch Goon too.
And I was like, oh, all right.
Yeah.
Sure.
At first when I read Goon, my mind straight went to the goonie movie and I was like, oh,
yeah.
And I was like, that way it does nothing to do with any form of sports.
But if we're looking, if we're keeping tally, space jam, coach, Carter, we're split
on team wolf and goon and then above the rim, three out of the five, six, well, I picked
Miracle first and then we split on, oh, no, yeah.
And yeah, that's what I'm saying.
Yeah, three out of the five.
Yeah.
Three out of the five.
And I was like, that's not fair on that last one.
I'm telling you, there's not a lot of hockey movies, man, like miracle, miracle, miracle
on ice.
Okay.
Essentially it's the same fucking movie being honest.
There's not a lot of shit else after that.
Goon.
Do you know what happy Gilmore is technically a hockey?
Fuck no.
Fuck no.
It's just like saying diehard as a Christmas movie.
I will argue you.
I will argue you down.
It is not.
It is an action film that just so happens to have Christmas references in it or during
Christmas.
It is not a Christmas movie.
Harry Potter is a Christmas movie.
Go fuck.
What?
You know, have you ever, have you read the books, the Harry Potter books?
No.
No.
The reader hasn't read them.
I know.
I didn't get into, I actually didn't get into Harry Potter until the last movie came
out.
That's valid.
So then I went and rewatched all the movies and by that point I was, I was like more
into Harry Potter out.
Percy Jackson.
That series.
Yeah.
So I was like, I don't feel like reading another long book.
So.
And now I'm into romance.
So there's no fucking way I read the Harry Potter.
So I'm going to, I took a class, yes, I was in college for a little while.
I took an English class and we had a class about novels with innuendos that you don't
even know.
And they brought up Harry Potter.
And I was like, no, it's about witches, wizards and blah, blah, blah, blah.
Turns out the author was homeless and I guess was watching, I don't know, whatever.
Essentially she, she never actually came out and said this obviously because it's the
kids moving out.
It's a big kid thing.
But essentially the kid Harry Potter himself is going through puberty is what everybody
is saying and that his wand is his dick.
Yeah.
The fuck.
Yeah.
That's weird.
Harry Potter is ruined for me.
That's disgusting.
Why is he waving his wand and everybody?
I'm really kidding.
Like toes and ass and shit.
I'm sorry, I couldn't help that.
Oh my god.
It's like to fill my ass.
Like toes my ass.
Oh my god, that is definitely going to be the name of the episode.
Anyway, yeah, I just, I thought that was so weird and I did read some of the chapters
during the class or whatever and I was just like, bruh, I could see why people would say
that.
Yeah.
And it's weird to me because there was a lot of like in the movies because I did watch
the movies.
In the movies, there was a lot of scenarios where my mind went to, it's kind of gay.
It's a little, it's a little, it's a little suspect was he, what was he, what was he,
Kalamazoo and over, who's this little guy and why are they, yeah, why are you touching
wands?
Anyway, this got weird.
I'm just saying, bro, I never, that's why I like, that's why I like a lot of, had that
one rat growing up and ended up being a full grown man.
No one else found that weird, no one else just me, just me thought that was a little
creepy.
All right.
What's his name?
Drake goes down having beans with a 13 year old boy, no one else found that weird.
I implore you not to let your kids watch this last part of this episode.
Oh my god, anyway, this is beer 30 sports o'clock and no you cannot like those my ass.
This is a stolen water media production.