Whiteboy of the Month | Beer 30 Sports O’clock

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tangerine. I don't IPA. I'm very happy. Yes. I don't really taste any fruit whatsoever. I ain't
gonna lie. Maybe not as you say that. And I'm like, well, maybe a little tangerine. Maybe
a little tangerine. Anyway, guys, it has been an absolute crazy week, crazy weekend. And
sports have just been taken a second page or a second. Everybody's been looking at the
off the court and off the field shit this weekend. So let's get into it. News. You can
booze too. Everybody's cheating. And not in the games like usual. First on the night
of the first round of the draft. That was a lot. Coach Vrable admits in a way to the
affair where he says basically he's going to therapy and he's gonna step away from the
football world for the offseason to get his shit together essentially. Sounds like he
admitted basically to the relationship that him and Diana Rossini had. Not maybe like
an hour or so later, she deactivated her account after denying, denying, denying. Yeah.
It just, it looks really bad on his part as well as hers. Morse on him because he is the
first one. And a lot of players have come out and said this. He is a very like hold you
accountable person. He's, you know, he is one of the guys. He holds himself to a higher
standard, which he said at the press conference as well. Like I want to make sure that he gets
his due justice and ass whooping for this as well because Diana Rossini is getting murdered
for this. But and I'll ask you how did they both wrong. You know, and in my opinion, I think
like the original pictures that we all saw, that's just like the tip of the iceberg. Apparently
they were pictures from 2020 that just were not released until after everything came out.
And I don't know who this private detective or who this person was sought out to go after,
but they knew about this shit since 2020. So I'm assume that it was the wife of
Raible who hired the, that hired the private eye or the detective or whatever the case would
be because there's no way that a man is going to keep this secret for this long. I would blow
up in a matter of seconds after I saw the pictures from 2020 because literally they were kissing at a bar.
Yeah, no, yeah, no man is going to be able to stand that. We have a fragile egos when it comes
to getting cheated on. So at least in, at least in, I'll say majority of us will say, you know,
there are some of us that can handle it and just whatever it is, what it is. But, but yeah.
And then as the draft is going on second day, maybe third second or third second day,
a damn Instagram post story gets posted and I said Instagram story gets posted by Meg
the stallion and she claims that Clay is a dog is a cheater bringing me around your family
and boats and this that a third just to be a cheater to tell me you don't think you can be
monogamous. You dog. Clay, clay, clay. Man, I just feel bad for all the athletes out there that's
been running crazy. Not the athletes for safe, but I just, I just feel bad for all the men.
I feel bad for all the men because this weekend we had to answer a bunch of questions that we
did not want to answer. We had to listen, I just been, listen, the amount of cheating that was going
on this weekend, the amount of, amount of admitting of cheating. I'm not saying it's not hard for
y'all, but I'm just saying like it was very uncomfortable all weekend. I was answered questions.
I think I was. You were comfy for a little bit of time. Listen for two whole day. It ain't supposed
to be that kind of weekend this weekend. It was supposed to be draft talk is supposed to be
NBA playoffs, hockey playoffs. There was even some golf, some soccer like it was supposed to be
a fun sport filled weekend and literally it is gone. I don't like this. I don't like this. I
don't like this. I don't feel bad. You know what? I don't feel bad for her at all. Why? She got
cheated on. She's also cheated on people. Karma's a bitch. Karma's a bitch. And if you want to be
real, if you want to be real, you should cheat on the rapper partisan partisan Fontaine, the dude who
wrote for Cardi B and he did some other stuff. He has a tattoo up her on his shoulder. See,
that's not like a you problem. Why'd you do that? See, but oh, now that's a you problem, right?
Oh, oh, how the table the third. Get the fuck out of here. And that was part of the reason that I
said that this weekend was ruined because it was like as soon as one of these things that happened
to people we do not know. It wasn't just the cheating on though. What was it? What else was it?
Well, like during bat, like she said during basketball season, he treated her horribly. She's like,
I put all of the and you can't say. Yeah, athletes do what athlete. No, you're still a human
and she's still a human. Yeah, yeah, I agree if it's all true. A lot of times, listen,
when when when when women get hurt, they tend to say things that are not all the way true to hurt
people to hurt hurt people hurt people. All I'm gonna say is I can take as a as a man who dates black
women. And when they get mad and they're emotional, I have been called the littlest dick man on the
planet. I have been called. I'm just saying these they thrash out. They lash out and and try to
thrash you on shit that they know is not true, but it's just gonna hurt. That's why your homeboy
cuted it. You know, just some dumb. That's why you boy. He got more poppin morning. Like who hurt
you this week? I'm just saying. Exactly. That's what I'm saying though. Like a lot of that shit
be coming out. You be like, and then like of course, you have the comedians that make fun of the
shit that women be bashing. And then just it's just all the back and forth of the relationship.
This is why women don't need men. And this is why men just like their holes can't be housewives.
And it's just a lot of dumb. She's literally not. She's like, she's a whole degree.
Having a degree just not to have anything to do with a notch or a whole or a housewife.
No, but I'm just saying like, she has like, what degree does she have? She has like a really.
No, she's smart. I'm not. She is one of this. She's she's book smart. And I will give her that.
But I listen, listen, at the end of the day, Karma's a bitch. It comes around to everybody.
I'm not saying she did anything wrong in this situation. She might have did everything right.
Clay just might have, you know, because he just fucked up. They were talking about children.
For sure, like he brought her around Thanksgiving. She cooked. I mean, we all remember this shit.
This shit was front and center. This shit was front and center. And I mean, honestly, like,
I don't know. We don't know these people. We don't know what a whole story. We don't know what
happened. We don't, you know, whatever. But all I know is the girls are killing him.
Like they are literally out here with the candles and the voodoo's and it's all about. He
go go bald and pull the ACL and I'm like, bro, what are we? Yeah, not facts. And I'm like,
bro, he ain't even like, he ain't even do nothing to none of y'all. And happy y'all don't even,
happy y'all don't even watch sports to know who he is. A lot of girls don't play about Megan
the Stout. Clearly, I said, I'm glad you didn't do nothing to Salon's because fuck,
the beehive would have been going crazy. Oh, yeah. Just saying. Yeah. Anyway,
speaking of the NBA and getting killed, playoffs have been actually really entertaining. I can't
front, you know, after the first few games, like the first week end of games or week of games,
like seven out of eight were blowouts. And it was just kind of like, boo, this the boys should
be talking about. But essentially, there's a lot of good series, a lot of good storylines going
on the best series so far. My opinion has actually been Minnesota versus Denver. Denver and
Minnesota, even though Minnesota is leading that series three to one, they have been that has been
the most like rivalry felt field shooting. Rival rivalry. There we go. Felt feeling on the court
that we have seen this entire playoffs. They do not like each other. They are fighting at the end
of the games. They're fighting in the middle of games. They're fighting in the beginning of games.
The game ended in all out brawl at the end of it, which not I always say brawl like a bunch of
shoving and jersey grab and stuff like that. But the biggest story of that night was that
Deven Shinzo goes out with an ACL. You could just see it. You probably could hear it on the floor.
Pop. Then Anthony Edwards is out with a bone bruise to the knee. And it's like both of these
players are big big big big components on that team. And Anthony Edwards being the superstar that
he is got speaking of getting killed got double teamed by both of his baby mothers in court are
trying to double team him now to get more child support. And I don't know. It's just it's he's
having a bad playoff right now. I mean, he's having a great on the court playoff, but it's been
just horrible. But um, but a lot of people are kind of starting to realize Denver needs help.
Joe Kitch who is an absolute bully or becoming a bully needs help. And he's not really good in it.
And that's also a storyline. There's like just so many storylines going on. Then Houston has had
a problem for a while without Katie and it's glaring and LeBron without Luca without Reeves
is about to beat the Rockets 401 because they had the LeBron had his worst game Sunday that he's had
like since 2011 in the playoffs. And honestly, that's and Katie wasn't playing so that Katie hasn't
been playing. He's also dealing with a bruise knee of some sorts. And it's like, excuse me,
people are killing him to just heard his legacy. No, like not at all. I do think Houston regrets
making that trade because they were they were fine. They won the exact same amount of games. They
won with Katie. Then they did without him and Phoenix, who actually won more games this season
without Katie than they did with Katie. Yeah, just saying there's a lot of storylines in that.
The other series that is interesting to me is Orlando and Detroit. Nobody gave Orlando a chance
to do anything in this playoffs because they had to do the play in. They beat the hell out of
Charlotte. And then they came in and they're holding their own. And they're winning this series.
They beat the first game they beat the pistons. And nobody again gave them a chance. Nobody gave
them a chance. I don't care who you are unless you're an Orlando Magic fan. They're most casual
can't name more than three people on that team. And I'm just being honest because I had to go back
and look like, wait, oh, he is on that team. Oh, yeah, he is on that team too. That's about it too.
All I'm gonna say is that if Orlando beats Detroit, the other storyline of this is what the hell
is Detroit going to do? You have one of the best players in the league on your team and you're
getting beat by the likes of Orlando who's not supposed to be there. Who's not even supposed to be
in competition with you. Your boy need help. That's, you know, need to hear it out there. And then
the spurs. Oh, my God. I watched this game with Wimby and Wimby fell and like absolutely
smacked his head on the ground. And like you, you just see him concussed. And then basketball,
you don't see very many concussions like that. And like football, we see it all the time of a
hit. Fingers go up like you throwing gang signs. You see that shit. It's scary. Don't get it,
don't get me wrong. It's scary. But we, I don't want to say we desensitize or desensitize.
We're not as sensitive to it. We're desensitized. Yeah. These as I said, decent. Maybe I said
it kind of weird, but desensitized. We become less sensitive.
But in basketball, we're not used to seeing that. And especially the way he fell, how it happened
and everything like that and how he was trying to get up and couldn't get up. Very, very,
very nasty fall. We're all like shit. It's concussive protocol. Absolutely. He's not going to play,
you know, he didn't play the Friday game and then he played Sunday. And I mean,
bruh, he came in Sunday and just absolutely went crazy. So the spurs are up now three to one.
He's got to be man. He's got to be looked at as one of the best players in the league. If not
the best player in the league, it's just unfair. How ungodly tall and athletic he is. Just how do
you dribble down the court like that? And yeah. And then most of the series are pretty much over three
to one, you know, except for two, which is Cleveland and Toronto and then the Nix and the Hawks.
The Hawks have given the Nix a lot of problems throughout the season. I wasn't expecting Toronto
to give Cleveland this much of a problem. But I don't know, man, that James Harden trade,
they pushed him to the forefront of the NBA and, you know, oh, they're going to be the beast out of
the East because of Harden, but that defense has never looked more lackluster than it has
this this playoff. So Toronto's taking full advantage. They're playing with house money.
They don't care. They just want to play. They just want to keep playing. So that's the NBA news,
right? Now, oh, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, Dallas, Dallas, stand up. Cooper Flag wins
Rookie of the Year just announced tonight before I even got here that Cooper Flag won the Rookie of
the Year. Congrats to him. It's hard. I mean, he's a phenom. It's hard to it's hard to put in the
words like how great of a year he's had with missing time. He's missed like, he missed just an
uptime to still be considered Rookie of the Year and and put up stats that he's put up like he's
going to be a problem for a long time. Hopefully Dallas does right by him and keeps him for the long
haul. And he's the next like Dirk Esk type player phenom here in Dallas. Now on to the draft.
My mock draft was absolute shit.
My mock draft was absolute shit. Thank you. Thanks to the Cardinals and the Titans.
I don't understand what they were doing and they didn't have bad drafts, but they jumped
the gun on their first few and they went straight up for who they liked and that was it, but
whatever. But I got grades. Overreaction grades that everyone talks about the results. Oh,
this guy wasn't that high on my board and this down to third. We all this isn't a non. This is not
an exact science. This is there's no way to predict whether these players are going to be
greater or not. But based off what we looked at online, what we see on the field, you know,
college football wise and what we saw, you know, whether pro day, combine, you know,
quote unquote individual workouts, stuff like that. I have grades. I have grades. And in typical
fashion, I would do six, only six, three of the best and three of the worst. So let's start with
the good because I'm a positive guy. I will rate them based on looks. Okay. I'm ready. No,
I bet you are. Oh my God. Anyway, the giants to me had one of the best draft best draft weekends.
They ended up picking up Reese who I thought was going to be drafted third overall. They got
them at fifth. And then they picked up an offensive lineman, Frank Francis, my, my, my,
goa, goa, who I believe was probably was the number one position offensive lineman position.
And when he was asked what he wanted to say to his quarterback, which puts him a million miles
above everybody else on that team now, he literally yelled or said in the mic, tell your quarter,
tell him, I'm done for this shit. I absolutely love this pick. I like the rest of the
picks that they did. I like the moves that they were making. I especially like the wide receiver
that they picked up from Notre Dame. He's six four. He's a possession receiver. He's going to be
great. If he can do the full potential, he's going to be great on the opposite side of neighbors.
Go ahead, because I want to hear this. He's six four. Therefore, he puts it above a five.
What? Any man that's six four puts it above a five. Okay. So we're doing girl math today.
Girl, mathing it. I'm looking at his picture. He's my type. Oh, okay. What is your type?
Yeah. You started this. You opened this can of worms. Yeah. Look, it's smitten as a Jesus. Are you okay?
He's my type. Flushing over there. I would put him in at eight. Wow. Just because I feel like
is are these considered dreads? I need professional opinion. Is this a dry place?
This is called the picture I see. It looks like those are, yeah, those are locks.
Locks? Okay. I fear locks are not my thing. But he's my thing. Oh, okay.
The next great draft weekend goes to the Philadelphia boo Eagles. I want to prep this.
I do not like the Eagles at all. But they had a master class of a draft weekend.
I mean, they were pulling trains. They were jumping ahead of teams to pick their players.
And they were making, making moves and shaking and doing all and drafting good players.
A good value like nobody's business. They drafted the wide receiver that if they end up losing
AJ Brown for they got a good, a really good player in Makai lemon from USC. He is going to be
a problem. I think Jayla Hertz is a good quarterback. Gets a bad rap. I understand.
But I think with Smith lemon, the the tight end, they ended up drafting. That's going to end up
adding depth to the to the depth charge. Excuse me, behind Dallas Goddard.
Listen, they made a trade with the Vikings as well. And they ended up getting Jonathan
Greenard, a linebacker from the Vikings. They extended him $100 million, which not that crazy.
He was a pro-bola. He's going to be a minister in the NFC East. I'm glad he's out of the NFC
North. They again, they won the weekend, in my opinion, with all of the moves. How he the evil
genius wins again. And I hate it. But man, the NFC East, the NFC North, the NFC, the AFC,
they just keep trading with this motherfucker. They just keep trading with him right away, man.
Six. Lemon? Yeah, it's the mustache for me. It's the little tiny mustache that looks like a second
lip. I like his suit, therefore, it was above a five. I mean, he was dressed, he was, you know,
I'm saying. Yeah, he looked nice. But this little tiny bang situation. Oh, he had the baby
here's laid down. Yeah. And the little tiny mustache and the little tiny beard. You know what,
I just realized you don't like Lyskin, man. That's crazy. That's crazy. I just realized that all
that, all that, all that was extra to say, you like Darskin, man, I did a poster set. See,
he put this picture. I don't think this, I think this is AI. That picture? Yeah, it is AI.
That puts him at like an eight. Okay. But this picture. Yeah, the, the one where he's, yeah,
draft, draft day. He was, you know, he was, he was crispy. He didn't want to see anyone,
people to see him crying. A lot of, a lot of, not when he got picked. No, he got picked pretty
high. So he wasn't dark outside. But a lot of players wear a picture is crazy.
That is a combine picture. He's probably just finished working out. Jesus. I'm just saying six.
Anyway, and last but certainly not least, of the good, the Cleveland Browns. Listen,
say what you will about last year's draft, how they just shit the bed, which kind of didn't
really, but they did. They got need and best players available throughout the entire draft.
One of the only teams in my mind that completely drafted position needed best player at position
on the money at the value in my opinion. Again, I watched the entire draft. I, I used to go to like
the pro days and scout things like that. So I'm all locked in and I'm a fantasy, I'm a fantasy
football dynasty owner. So I draft rookies. So I pay attention to the rookies. Okay. So to me,
Cleveland had the best value, best available best players from Spencer Fano, which in the AFC
North is going to fit right in with his big stout, burly face as and he's going to make a difference.
They got conception KC conception from Texas A&M, the wide receiver, who I think is going to make
an impact, whether no matter who starts at quarterback and is going to help that offense immediately.
They got depth at the line with their later picks like Parker Braille, Braille's Ford from Alabama,
which we all know how Alabama lineman produce in this league along with they also got a good fit.
They got the other guy. Oh, I didn't put his name down. I didn't write his name down shit.
But essentially, they got a depth at line wide receiver and some other weapons around that
offense that's going to help. And honestly, like I said, I think between Fano, conception and
Braille's Ford, all three are going to make immediate impacts, especially in the AFC North,
especially. Who are you rating? Because I know you ain't rating Fano. Yeah, right.
Nope, not going to touch that one. Wow, Jesus. He didn't know my tag. Yeah, I understood.
So we're going with conception. Oh, I'm looking up all of them. Oh, I need correct. Wait.
He's a wide receiver. Why receivers are usually like the divas of the. Oh, I was looking at Braille's
worth. Is that his name? Braille's Ford? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I don't mind him. What was the other one?
You know, he gives. He's a big boy. You know, that's a big boy. Yeah. That's a big boy.
You know what, though, with those eyes, eight. Okay. With those eyes. How do you spell the other one?
Conception, C-O-N-C-E-P-T-I-O-N. Yeah. He goes by K-C. I don't know what his first real first name is.
I'm just putting K-C. Conception? Texas A and M-Y receiver. Oh.
Well, the rating went. Oh, my God. Okay.
Listen. Wow. What was that with your feet? I kicked my feet. What the hell? Yeah. You know what?
Yeah. K-C. You over this. Wow. He gets a nine. K-C. Conception. That's the highest picture.
That is the highest ranking we've got all day. You know, the Browns really pulled it through.
That sounded crazy. I met the team. I met Cleveland Browns.
I met the Cleveland Browns really pulled it through. The Browns pulled it through. It's crazy.
All right. Now for the three worst draft. We kids. Oh my God. First up would be the Jacksonville
Jaguars. Listen, they did very good last year. I want to just say this. They did great last year.
But they were reaching all over the place for just absolutely horrible reaches and unnecessary
reaches like reaches from Texas A and M. He could have been picked in the third round
where they reached for Husky from Maryland who could have picked been picked. Excuse me. Where
they picked Cameron from Baylor. Everyone's starting to see what I'm saying here. They just were
reach, reach, reach, reach, reach, reach. Is it Cam little? No, no, no, no, not Cam little.
What was I saying? I'm like Cam little. No, no, no, no. His last, his last name is Cameron.
C-A-M-E-R-O-N. And he played for Baylor. I forget what position you see. And like, this is the thing.
I forgot what position he played. And then I think Regis plays offensive line or defensive line
could be wrong. And then the Husky guys definitely offensive line. And yes, that is his last name.
H-U-S-K-E-Y. Okay, because I just looked up Cameron and I was like, this white boy?
He might be, no. No, Josh Cameron is not white. No, Josh Cameron is not white. You're right.
No, no, no. No, why? He's not. Essentially, they fell in love. We're going to move right in the
log. Seems to me like they fell in love with their guys and they were going to pick them no matter
where they were at because they just would like fuck it. We're going to go with this guy. He's still
on the board. That's my guy. We're going to go. And it was just a reachathon for Jacksonville. And I
think, I don't know, value wise, I just don't, I didn't really understand it. I didn't really get it.
So ratings? She is, she is Google searching over here. Trying to find a new husband.
Yep. My boo. So I'm trying to find Husky right now. Husky Maryland, just type in Husky,
Maryland University. I could do it, I think. Well, I'm just not, I don't care what they look like.
You don't. I do. Everybody for the Jaguars has their helmet on. So I can't actually see who they are.
For a two, if I can't see who you are, you're a two to me.
Because that means you don't. I'm sorry. Jalen Husky from Maryland. He was a, he looks like a
DB. All right. I found Josh Cameron without a helmet. Okay.
Five. Jalen Husky is a safety, my bet. Yeah, I listen. That's a five.
Okay. Again, these legs, he looks like he'd be horrible to me. Oh, I gotta be honest.
All right. Horrible to you. It's the face. It's like the, it's the face.
It's the mean mug and it's like, why you gotta do that? It's the face.
It's the face. Next up.
In fact, you got it. I don't know problems. Next up actually gives me great joy.
They're in the NFC North. And although the Bears did have a pretty good draft, I won't talk
about them. They were in the like top 10 to me of draft picks. That guy from Oregon, I forget
his name. He's gonna be a problem. I'll remember his name later when he's trying to sack my quarterback
or whatever. But that's not what we're talking about this time. We're talking about the Vikings.
The Vikings had some very questionable picks like the defensive line man, Caleb Banks,
who is a great athlete. Don't get me wrong. He's gonna be, he's probably gonna be end up being
a problem and kick me in the ass for this. But he's coming off of a major injury, like a major ACL
or knee injury or something like that. Most likely ACL or MCL, whatever case it be.
And he was picked in the first round. Their fans were pissed. And then, and then they were just
continue to making more head scratching moves after head scratching moves. They were all over the
place. They, they drafted, I mean, just for example, I want to keep this brief because
fuck the Vikings. They picked a fullback. We don't even use fullbacks like that. You could have
brought him from the practice squad. With the fifth pick, they picked up a fullback. I don't,
I don't get it. I don't get it. I don't, I don't get it. But Caleb downs, man, our bank, excuse me.
He gives six energy just by this picture alone. Six.
I would, I really, I'm gonna take a screenshot of this actually and send it to you. So you can
put this in. I will honestly say that literally, there were a lot of personalities in the draft.
Like, yeah, there were a lot of personalities in the draft. There was an offensive lineman dancing
after he got picked in his little, they had a video. He was dancing doing this shit. There were a lot
of people like, bro, what the fuck is going on? But a lot of, I like that a lot of the players
were showing their personality and it's not all kill, kill, kill. He looked like he was turning
to the camera saying bitch, what? What did you say? Yeah, he was probably surprised. He got picked
so early. Jesus Christ. And last and probably least, I feel conflicted saying this
because my dad is a fan of them. So is one of my nephews. But the Steelers, the Pittsburgh Steelers
absolutely. I don't know if they just got rattled by the fact that they got jumped. First,
they got jumped on their first round pick by the Eagles who they drafted lemon. Pittsburgh was
actually on the phone with lemon while Philly was calling and doing the trade and did the trade
and jumped up to get lemon. So after that, they lose out on lemon from USC. And like I said,
in a wild fashion, literally lemons on the phone tell me why Philly calling me. Then it was like
they recovered and built a little bit of depth as far as with offensive line. Then it was
reach after reach after reach and a strange pick to me. I did like the pick, but it was kind of
a reach because no, I don't think anybody had this quarterback on their on their radar in the draft.
I like the Alar pick. I thought a lot would be in the Heisman race from Penn State. But
it was kind of high to me for him. Nobody was really looking at him to be drafted in the top
four rounds. Like he was injured, you know, things like that. So I don't know, I don't know,
I don't know. But to me, the Steelers just had a lot of like, okay, but we'll see Steelers are
typically pretty good at drafting gyms. Diamonds in the rough, if you will. So we'll see.
Did you want to rate any of their drafted players? Alar is Caucasian, so you probably won't like him.
White boy of the month, honestly. White boy of the month is cute. Just from this picture.
White boy of the month. Yeah, yeah. That's a good picture. You know, white boy of the month.
Okay. White boy of the month. Not from this one. Yeah. No, no, no, no. That's a crazy picture. He's got to put the
headband and the pants. He's a look like he did something. Based on that picture and that picture
alone, I will give him an eight. What? Yeah. White boy of the month. Wow. As long as he's not like
white boy, the months got got they got a chance. Depends on what white boy said in the past. But at
this point, knowing nothing about him in eight. All right. That wants a hockey because, you know,
those are my, by the way, those are my best and worst picks or worst draft weekends. I mean, you
know, listen, I could be wrong. Again, it's not an exact science, but it's now, you know, let's
let's time talk hockey, man. Fuck that shit. Hockey has been amazing. I feel like it's been nothing
but fights every time I turn on the TV at the end of the game, they want to fight in the beginning
of the game. I want to fight in a period. They want to fight. It doesn't matter. Stars lose them
when stars lose one game to the Minnesota wild at Minnesota. They did win one. It seems like every
single game has been gone to OT for them. It's really kind of concerning. Philly is going to beat
the penguins, which if you follow hockey, you're probably like, yeah, we knew that. Really not a
shocker. But Philly's mascot. Philly Flyers mascot. I think his name is Gritty. I think it's
Gritty. Yeah, Gritty. He stole the show. He is funny as hell. They have led him just absolutely
get all the way in and fit to the culture of Philly sports fandom. So, so well. This man is chasing
people in a boss, sorry, Pittsburgh jerseys down the hall, throwing penguins. He's just all over
the place, all over the place. Battle of Pennsylvania is going to go down as one of the weakest battles we've
seen, because Pittsburgh ain't got a shit for. Well, it's right now three two. Who? Pit? Pittsburgh
or penguins won today. Oh, okay, okay, okay, okay, series wide now. Okay, so yeah, yeah, so now it
started because it was three one. Yeah. And I was like, shit, Philly, the way they been playing,
it's going to be four one real quick. But, all right, I digress. I take that back. Thanks,
Bri. You saved me. Take, take, take, talk, being killing me lately. But I will say Gritty is funny.
Gritty is hilarious. Gritty, Gritty is lady. He literally has just become a star. He might be one of
my favorite mascots right now. You know the purple guy from McDonald's. That's his cousin.
Grimmis? Grimmis. Grimmis and Gritty, Gritty are the same person in my mind.
Just different colors, different fonts, if you will. No way. If we saw Grimmis acting a fool like
Gritty, no way, no way. If Grimmis was running down windy, I was laugh.
I feel like a wife's Grimmis. Grimmis, if Grimmis was being nothing. Yeah, if he was being
up, not, Ronald McDonald, who's the Burger King people? Oh, the king?
The king. If Grimmis was beating up the king and throwing him down a flight of stairs,
you would laugh still. Oh, yeah. I feel like, yeah. Did you see the girl? She has a fear of mascots.
Oh, no. What? She went to the Pittsburgh, she went to the Pittsburgh game. So she was like
at Pittsburgh, at Pittsburgh. Yeah. And Gritty was there. Yeah, Gritty was definitely there. And he
stayed in their suite just to scare her. That's amazing. He was just sitting in front of her and
every once in a while would turn around and just stare at her and then turn back to the game.
He was fantastic. That's fantastic. I do think, honestly, I do think though, like this just
paves the way for a lot of the fans and mascots to get, I mean, fans to get more involved and more
of the viral stuff. Social media has made it so adapting and embrace. We have embraced
socially acceptable. Thank you. We have embraced the craziness of being a fan. We realize now,
oh, we're fanatics. We're just normal people that lose our minds for our sports teams. And that's
okay. And Gritty and other mascots have brought it to life that in ways that I just
kudos to them for that. And a high is pulling off the upset. I did not see coming. I didn't see
the oilers getting wiped out in the first round. And if it does happen, because it's very
possibly going to happen because there's three one. Do we have to start having the conversation
about make David possibly being a fraud or leaving the oilers in general. Now I was told that I'm
crazy for even thinking that because he is like, he wants to be like Gretzky and stay at the same
place for a long time, even though Gretzky was an Islander as well as a king. But I think you
got traded. I'm not sure. I don't, don't hockey here. History historians don't, don't, don't kill
me. I don't know. All right. I don't know. But it is one of the most interesting stories in
the hockey playoffs except for Buffalo. Buffalo sails are about to be Boston.
Four to one. And they are fucking amazing. The fans are ready. The franchise is ready. They've
only been to the finals twice in their entire existence. One in the 70s, once in the 90s. And as
I again, I don't know for sure. Historians don't kill me. But in the 90s, they lost in heartbreak
fashion. And they are back for blood 25 to 30 years later. And man, Buffalo fans,
along with Philly fans, they're ain't shit like them. And I love it. They dress up this little
figure that, you know, the, the, the, the, the charade in Jiu-Jitsu places. The, the, you know,
I'm talking about the, the dummy. The guy has the sand at the bottom of the water at the bottom.
And they just constantly beat them up with a Bruins jersey on it's, it's, it is nothing like
you've ever seen. And shout out to Buffalo for continuing to show fans what you should be doing
as a drunken fan. And, and now it's time for the beer flight of the night.
First up, we have St. Arnold's, oh, I'm losing again, losing again. St. Arnold's brewing company,
lemon and grapefruit citrus shandy beer with a twist. It is 4.5% light-bodied, sweet,
lemony, crushable. Look at this. Oh my God. It doesn't even look like a beer.
Why, what is the, what's the difference between a shandy and like a sour?
So a shandy is technically a, hmm, how do I put this?
Very fruity. Yeah. Sorry. It's like a logger in a, or a Scottish ale with lemonade in it.
Ah, that explains a lot here. So, very fruity. You can smell the grapefruit. You can kind of even
smell the tangy ring. No, yeah, tangy rings. Yeah. Any kind of citrus?
Very citrusy. Tastes like lemonade almost. Like, yeah, tastes very lemonade-esque with a
little splash of grapefruit in there. I like it. Next up, we have,
I favor. Breeset me off of failure here. Dracker brewing company, it is brunch
bubs, mimosasaur. It is 5%. It is this new mimosasaur, carefully conjured by our brewing wizards.
Hmm. It is orange champagne. That's it.
In your form. It doesn't smell like oranges. Smells like a sour. It smells almost like a, like a soda.
Yeah. Like a fanta. Like a fanta. Like a fanta. Oh, yellow sun kiss. Okay. Yellow. You mean orange?
No, they have yellow too. Okay, but yellow is pineapple. This is orange.
Well, it doesn't smell like oranges. No. Anyway, whatever. It's what a mimosa is.
I know what a mimosa is. Oh, my God. This might be top three of sours. It's so good. It is
really good. It tastes like a soda. This is dangerous. This is definitely, this is one of those
like bottomless mimosas, kind of Sundays where you just like, fuck, how did I get so drunk?
Yeah. And yeah. So this, yeah, that's, that's this in a can. Like this is crazy. He gets it.
Yeah. In fact, because this is really good.
Next up, we have Firestone Walker brewing company. It is the Sun Glider Golden Laga.
We've got a ghost.
I don't know what that was. It was 5% crisp refreshing golden logger brewed in California
with hops from Oregon. Oh, bringing back my organ ducks.
Listen, it smells like a logger. It's, it's, there's no distinctive flavors or anything like that.
Just very beer.
Okay. Crisp, clean, logger, logger. There's nothing too crazy about it. But here's the thing.
I will say on the back end, on the aftertaste, if you will, it has a little bit of a twang to it.
Maybe that's the Oregon water, but no shots at Oregon, but I've been there in craziness.
But yeah, so I don't know. I like it. It's clean. It's Christmas. Nothing, you know, too crazy about it.
If you just want a good beer on a cool summer evening, that's, that's your go-to.
Yeah. Pretty easy. Nothing, nothing normal beer.
Yeah. Next up, we have bitter sisters, family trip. It is a Belgian style triple ale.
It is 10.1%. It is a Belgian triple with fruity notes, sweetness, fun for everyone.
Oh, my body is smooth. Yep, enjoyable.
Smells weird. What kind of fruit does it smell like?
I don't smell fruit. Yeah, I don't, that's the thing. Well, maybe like,
I hate to say it like that, but rotting apples, like old apples,
you ever smelled that? I can't say I have. Oh.
Or no, what's the horse apples? What's the green bubble with them?
Crab apples? Crab apples, thank you. The only reason why I know that is because of Scooby-Doo.
Strange. Did you ever see that one movie? It was like Shaggy and Scooby, and then Scrappy-Doo was evil.
So the smell is deceiving. No, I don't know anything about that movie. No, all right.
The show I know about, but Crab apples, it gave me that smell. But the taste, the smell
deceived me. The taste is really good. It's not one of those triples or triples,
ails that are just really pungent, pungent, and make you kind of like bitter, you know,
not a bitter beer phase, but kind of like that was that was kind of question and life choices.
This is actually really smooth, and really, really I could drink a couple of these.
Although I would take it easy, because 10% is wild.
Beer of tonight's beer flight.
It's, yeah, it's, it's, it's brunch, it's brunch, I mean come on man, this thing is crazy,
this right here is going to get me in a lot of trouble. I'm going to go get me a 12 pack of this
and just get drunk by the pool because it's this is what that is for. This should be celebrated.
This should be drunk on a regular. I bought this because it's my favorite. I didn't think he
She would like it.
Oh, so you don't have to get it.
She's so big, see?
I told y'all, she sent me up.
I saw the sour on the can and I was like,
I didn't some bullshit that she bought for herself.
But listen, that, that, yeah, that's, that's,
that shit is fire, I'm not gonna lie.
Shout out to Drekker Brewing Company.
They are top three in the sour game right now with that one.
Don't get it twisted.
There wasn't a bad one on beer flight,
but that one is, woo.
Yeah, it's, it's given me Moses on a Sunday.
And now it's time for the beer goggles of the week.
And fans can be jackasses and drunken fans
can be even worse than jackasses,
just like these other fans.
I'm the one getting creative right?
Don't fight with, start fighting, stop fighting.
Stop fighting, no, stop fighting.
Don't keep going.
Stop fighting, stop fighting.
Stop fighting, stop.
That's a good point.
Don't fight, stop.
Let's fight right now.
I'm sorry. What does stop fighting going to do?
I don't know. It's like it's like a celebrity.
Honestly got true. I was thinking that I was like in my head. I thought Jesus Christ. He said,
knowing I would probably turn and punch him in the face like it's shut up. It's like a celebrity.
Like I love when celebrity stand up for things that are right and wrong and stuff.
But when they do nothing, it's like stop the fighting. What are you doing?
I'm sorry. How are you contributing at all?
To this. Standing in a corner going stop fighting.
What? Did you ever watch Glee? No. No. Okay. There's a very specific scene
in the show. Okay. It's where the three main cheerleaders because it's based in high school.
And it's between Santana, this girl named Brittany, and this girl named Quinn. Santana and Quinn
are fighting. Brittany is like the stereotypical dumb blonde. Yeah, but like it's early 2000's
TV shows. Yeah. So she's like, I don't know math. Like she's one of those. And she's standing in
the corner going stop the violence as they're fighting each other. So it gives the same as that.
Canadians just typically are not violent people. Canadians are not violent people. And you can tell
because first off, he was trying to fight another orlers fan with a different style Jersey hoodie
on or whatever. And then his friend pulled him back. And because they were so drunk and angry,
I guess because they're losing the Anaheim. Excuse me. They started fighting each other. Now,
if you saw the video or if you heard the video, when he said, good punch. He was literally getting
broken up. They were getting broken apart from the guy that just kept saying stop fighting. And his
homeboy with the hat on just straight cocks back and just lands like a great punch. And you've got
to be pretty drunk to say good punch after you get hit in the face that cleanly. Yeah, it gives
beer goggles all day. Like, bro, y'all need to put the beers down and get back to watching his
ass. But they're so kind. Right. Yeah, like, yeah, that was great, man. It's a great punch. Yeah.
Yeah, just keep hockey fighting it. And all the like workers in the back are like, I'm just going
to move. Yeah, like that. And then the security guard that came over at the end was so old. I was
sitting there thinking about like, what is he going to do? And he grabbed. Oh, boy up. He's like,
get on the ground. Get on the ground. He's like, who keeps grabbing me? And I'm like sitting there.
Wait, how about fab? You do, you don't even realize security grabbing you like, you keep grabbing me.
Stop grabbing. I'm like, bro, security has you in a chokehold. Shut the hell up. And yeah, he just,
I don't know, drunk, just absolute drunk. Uh, next up, we have, uh, summer call and this,
the melee and Minnesota, which is insane to say, because Minnesota, a lot like Canada is very
polite and nice and stuff like that. And like I said, at the end of the game of the Minnesota
Timberwolves and Denver Nuggets, there was a, there was a grabbing or our shoving match,
basically, brawl at the end of the game because jokers didn't like somebody trying to score at the
end of the game. Well, almost simultaneously like taking their notes from jokers, there was a fight
in the stands at the same exact time. So they are now calling this the melee and Minnesota.
Pure madness. Just absolute madness was not expecting, was not expecting that in the stands at
the same exact like the camera guy didn't even know who to watch because it was just insanity going
on. Oh, man, fans, we got to do better. And that was beer, or excuse me, that was beer goggles
of the night. And now it's time for the six pack of the week. And this dunk by Dylan Harper,
man, um, is nasty because of how much he had to do to get around. And he passed up a defender.
And then went around the rim defender to dunk on the rim defender. Absolute craziness.
Sharp right here. Dylan Harper goes up, making pops proud right there with the
hang in the air jam over Robert Williams. Yeah, Wimby can't believe it. That's a nice time to
have a career high. Yeah, Dwayne went crazy. Nah, yeah, in fact, like listen, um,
San Antonio, I think people forgot how stacked they really were and how much talent they have on
that team. Uh, so, uh, next up. And this, this comeback is going to be the reason that to me and my
whole whole heart is fandom heart. Uh, this is why the Lakers deserve to win this series just because
of this coming. How as a Houston Rockets player, do you let this L happen? You should not have lost
this game like everybody who watched this game probably turned it off early with 40 seconds to go
because it was over. It was over. The Rockets leave by four. James, way outside, step ahead of the
and the Rockets are going to be able to close this one out. Well, maybe not smart steps in front.
Smithers have to get it to his teammate and a foul is toward. It's a six point Houston league.
And there was no nobody going to go slip with the ball. I jumped way too early on the Rockets closing it
out. They will go to the back court and shepherd. James is there to greet him.
Second body hatch him already turns it over. Get it ahead for James. Slaps it over to Kenore.
Lakers are down by three.
Here this season, you can close these out. It's got a little sloppy for the Lakers.
Unbelievable. Unbelievable.
And then they would win in overtime. 108 to like 105 Houston ought to be fucking ashamed of
themselves because there's no way that you let a team come back down by six in the last 40 seconds
of the game. Lakers deserve. Lakers deserve to win this series. It doesn't even matter.
And this footwork is insane. Soccer, oh my god, I'm so excited for the World Cup.
Oh, I'm so excited. Soccer, if you have been paying attention to this season,
which is a long ass season, Arsenal, Real Madrid, Barcelona, like if you're paying attention to
all the soccer going around, it has been some phenomenal games going on and some phenomenal
footwork going on. But this footwork is insane. Splitting the defenders, crossing up another,
like I mean, crossing up where he fell on the ground. And then crossing up the goalie and putting
him in a blender to score what I have to do a hard kick at all. Absolute, absolute cinema.
Paula and Olderubianse have to defend themselves. But for that not yet, in God's, God's, God's, what a
magnificent driver. Vamika God. Yeah, hey.
Easy, easy, easy money. I mean, he put my man slid across like five yards by him,
then God up and still got crossed up and split again. But that's crazy. But not as crazy as
this one handed man in a fight. He beat this dude with both arms. He has, he's missing a hand,
but he has both arms and he beat this dude one handed and did it in the first round. This is insane.
Max.
He's rocked, man. He felt it. Oh, my man. Look at this guy. He just dropped him. He dropped him.
What a warrior. Mr.
First off, I just want to say this dude does not look like a fighter at all. One arm or one hand,
excuse me. And brah, did not look like he was super in shape, did not look like he's had,
he don't have no mushroom ears. He don't have none of that. And he just absolutely pummeled
old boy. And oh, my God, that's, she was crazy. And listen, I mentioned the Philly mascot earlier
and I stand by the fact that he is a menace. And he is a viral sensation that should continue
to be, to be studied, continue all the mascots need to take a page from this book because this is
great. Gritty is Litty and beaten up penguins.
Philly fans loving it every single step of the way. And he did it again. But this time whoever
did this, whoever came up with this idea, just genius. He did it again. But now the penguins
and the crutches and bandages. And he threw them again.
Gritty is lit, man. Yeah, I just, I love that mascot, man. He's fire. And that,
was six pack of the week. And now it's time for the conversations at the keg.
I debated if I wanted to talk about this, but I do have to talk about this. This viral
sensation, this want to go viral sensation, is it worth it nowadays? Because I feel like attention
is our new drug. Remember, we used to have crack heads on the street. We used to have, you too.
We used to have heroin addicts everywhere. We used to have real drug addicts. Now we got people
with phones. Everybody's got a phone searching for that viral moment. There's a video and I
refused to play this video. But look it up. There is a dude in Houston at a looks to be a day party,
pool party, some sort, putting his face in what seems to be a stranger, strange woman,
strangers ass. Yes, ass. And proceeds to like motorboat her butt cheeks. Then first of all,
that's assault. She agreed to it. Okay. Because I saw the whole video, like it was like five minutes
long. Crazy. You sold him shakans. Yes. And committed five minutes of your life to this.
Because I was concerned. I was like, bro, first of, what have that girl like got a boyfriend?
You know, whatever. She agreed to it. Wholeheartedly. Not the pink guy.
Wholeheartedly. That's crazy. Insanity.
After they shake hands, he proceeds to do the brother, you know, the whole thing motorboat in the butt
cheeks. And mind she's in a bathing suit. So he's getting all up in there. That's just all
up in there. Pink guy and whatever else. And then he decides to say, you know, I'm a double down.
I'm going to put her toes in my mouth.
Foot fetishes is weird. I'm, listen, I'm cold with the foot fetishes. Do your thing. I'm not saying
I like that. I don't do feet. Do your thing. Yeah. No, do you. The sirens in the background,
I say, do your thing. But, but I'm not, first of all, I'm not sticking those strangers feet
in my mouth. Second of all, I'm not sticking nobody's feet that are bare at a party outside
in my mouth. In the wild. In the wild. In my mouth.
To go viral. Like, ain't no, there's no reason. So there was quite, there was like,
like a video after like, why would you, what, what was you thinking? Where you drunk? I'm like,
you know what this fool said? He knew it would go viral. He knew it would go viral.
What? You just stuck your nose, mouth, face into a woman you just met but cheeks,
booty hole and whatever other glory hole and then sucked her toes. You don't know where she's
been. You know who she's been with. You don't know what she's standing on because she was at a
level above him on a like bench or something like bruh. Houston, Houston, we got problems.
We got problems, Houston. Austin's the one that's supposed to be weird. Right. Like, Houston,
y'all supposed to be the lit city where we can get good fool. We can go to good hook-a-lounge
and shit like that. Y'all wiling out. Like, we expect, we expect this from little brother Austin.
We expect this from them. Even San Antonio. No, San Antonio. San Antonio has other things going on
but we're going. But Houston, we got to do better. What are we doing? I don't understand why you
would think that this was okay and there is certain things that just are not worth going viral for.
This is one of them. You having fun. I get it. Bruh. But what? In a stranger's
booty? Come on, man. I just had to get that. I had to get that off because I'm like,
bruh, I'll be going to day parties and I swear to God if I were to see if she liked that, I would
have threw my beer. Like, what's the limit? That? Like, that's crazy. That's the limit. Dude, dancing,
people wanting to go viral. Dancing, wiling out, making, looking like you having sex on the dance floor
five. That is perfectly normal. We did that shit when we was fucking throwing up.
But to put your face in a stranger's private area, you don't listen. God forbid that girl went to the
bathroom and something that was sitting right with her stomach. I'd laugh more if anything.
She might have farted. You know, like, what the, like, what are we doing? I don't, I'm just, I am, I am
flabbergasted. Thank you. You're welcome. I'm taking a back. Yes, I am absolutely fucking
in back. I got secondhand embarrassment. I was like, bro, what are you doing? I wouldn't do that
to my girl in public like that. Like, hell, no, what are we doing? Like, it's never that serious. But
whoo, man, man, I don't know. Next up, did you hear about this Texas tech guy that, or a
Texas tech quarterback? No, it's going to rehab for gambling. You know, good for him.
Thanks. So should you. I was talking to somebody on the phone and they were like, what are you
doing? I was watching Twitter poker videos. My new favorite thing to do right now. At what time?
Were you watching me? Uh, it was late Saturday night. Uh, but listen, at what time again, I was late
Saturday night. That's all I'm saying. Okay. Um, I'm like, 1 p.m. You got a problem. The guy that,
that they, they're the guys that are doing them, they are doing, they are doing them, uh, to, uh,
the videos, every single video is like to Frank Sinatra, my way. I did it in my way. Love that song,
first. I love me. Love me. Some Frank Sinatra, you know, truth be told. People don't know that. But, um,
when, when they were triple platinum in my house, well, my, yeah, triple platinum, my way in New York,
and, um, uh, there's another, fuck, what's the other song?
I haven't played a Gaga really close, too. Where? Where? Yeah. Yeah. Um,
um, oh Frank, he had another, he had a, anyway, I'll think of it later. But they do the poker,
you can see their cards, you know, I'm saying they're like, they're doing it with their meta glasses,
or whatever, and they're playing, and these crazy pots and how to play poker, kind of situations
happen. And like they're, they're with the song in the background and the little meme or faces like
the, the, what do you mean by that? Like, you know, I'm saying like, they, I'm gonna send you one of
the videos. I'm gonna send you one of the videos because literally they are so addicting. And it's
like, as a gambler, I'm sitting there like, oh, there's no way the flop is going to hit. It hit,
it like, for instance, there was a three, two, the guy had a three, two card. He had three and two,
card, right? No. Oh my, does he have a number three and a number two? And a number three and a
number two card. Okay. Okay. I'm sorry. All right. Number three, obviously I get excited. I'm
like, he only has two cards in his hand. One is the one. He has, he has two cards. I play poker. His
taxes hold him. Two cards. He has two cards. He pulls them up. He sees. He has a three and a two.
He's in, right? So he plays in the flop hits. It's like a ace, five, a ace, four, and a five.
So he's got a straight. Okay. So he can go in because technically ace is one.
Technically, technically. At the end of the day, he has a four, we'll say he has three, he has two,
three, four, five. Okay. So he bets and it's playing Frank Sinatra in the back on the whole time.
Okay. And then he's doing the, like, like, the guy he throws out a bet. I'm literally imagining
Harley Quinn. Okay. Okay. Because of the, yeah, follow, yeah, follow, yeah. Then the guy that he
goes, he's going against the only person that's left in the, the group or the circle and table,
or the table, if you will, he goes, he calls the bet. And like, as he's calling the bet, like,
there's these little memes, like, you know, those funny faces, memes where people are all, like,
shocked or weird, the dog that the, the German Shepherd that are the, oh, yeah, that one dog goes.
Like, yeah, yeah, yeah, exactly. So the dots in that looks at him is like, what do you mean? He does
that in between those things, right? Then, like, he cues them up. Yes, he has them in the video.
He has them in the, he pulls them up in the video in between, because poker can be like, so,
for instance, if I call, like, if I throw out chips, right? And I say $500 bet, you could take 20
minutes before you call it. So he's just scrolling on his phone. He's, so, well, no, they're sitting
there looking at each other most likely. And he looked at him. But, right, but he's instead of
showing the full 20 minutes, he kind of clips it. And he clips it with those memes. No, no, no,
he clips it with those memes. I think this was a live situation. No, to Jesus Christ now. Now,
it would be, I would be fucked for hours. That's how it was confused. No, no, no, my bad. So these are,
these are more like highlight clips. Okay. So long story short, because this, this got long. He calls,
whatever case would be another card comes out what they call the turn. Okay. So the turn is like
the fourth card that comes out, because you get, it's five cards that come out from the dealer.
You have two, then you get five cards that come out from the dealer. And you've got to make five of
your cards beat the other guys five cards. Okay. It's a long story. We'll, we'll do this later off
here. Anyway, a card that goes is, I think it was like a jack or something stupid. It was a
face card. Go fish come in. Where's the, the river hits. And it's a six. And. Okay. So he
has one, two, three, four, five, six, right. So now he's got a full straight. And it's like,
full house, if you will, straight. We don't, the full houses are two and three.
This is too much for us. Yes. Yes. This is a lot. You know what? Fuck it. It was a great hand.
It was a miracle hand, but it was so invigorating because I literally had goose bumps because I was
here and frank in the background, memes on the visual. And I was like, there's no way he's going to
win this fucking game. This is what takes up your time. Yes. And sports clips. Okay. And in sports,
what? What? Listen, I don't need help. Okay. I don't lose a bunch of money. Matter of fact,
I just won some, I won some money on the NBA play. I've been winning on the NBA playoffs.
I thought you weren't betting on that anymore. I don't like how you're shaming me right now.
I'm just wondering because I don't like how you're shaming me right now. We are in public.
I can, I can brand new in front of company. We are on camera. Call me out later. Yes,
I started gambling in being again. Playoffs are different though. I'm not doing props. I'm not
doing props because I'm not doing props because Wimby went out and I got screwed. And then castle
just, yeah. Anyway, long story short. So gambling. He admitted that he has a problem.
And he checked himself in a rehab. Yes. The Texas Tech quarterback. Not me. Not me.
Not me. But my question, and maybe I'm cynical.
How far did he go when he, to realize he had a problem? Were you throwing games,
motherfucker? Were you like, that is where my brain immediately went. What do you mean?
You checked yourself in a rehab. I would assume because I would assume he didn't throw games.
I would assume he'd be better than that. My assumption is, is that
all the money he got from what's it called again? N-I-L. N-I-L. He gambled it away.
That would be my thought. All right, my only problem with this theory is first off,
Texas Tech quarterback. Because if Texas Tech quarterback, you get like a mill, at least a mill.
But if the Texas Tech quarterback was throwing games, don't you think they would have thrown
him off the team instead of sending him to rehab? He didn't. The team didn't send him to rehab.
He himself checked himself in a rehab. So wouldn't the team like being like, why are you in a rehab?
Do you think he would be honest? Or do you think he would have lied? Because if he was honest,
he wouldn't be on the team anymore. Yeah. The coaches in the school, like did they like kick
him off the team? No, he's in rehab. He admitted he had a gambling problem and he checked
himself in a rehab. For like this off season, do you think he's going to come back?
That's my question. If he comes back, then you're right. If he doesn't come back,
he doesn't come back. Which quite possibly could be because they can't trust him. An addict is
an addict. You know what I'm saying? But my thing is though, because here's the thing, right?
Different addiction, whether it be drugs, whether it be porn, whether it be sex, whether it be alcohol,
alcohol, whether it be any type of addiction, a lot of majority of people do not have the self-consciousness
to figure out I have a problem. Yeah. I need to fix it before they hit rock bottom. So what was his
rock bottom? Because if you are the starting quarterback, I don't know if he was starting or not,
but I think he was starting because I don't really pay attention to the text deck. Nobody cares.
My dad would have another opinion on that. That's fine. Probably where's the playoff tickets?
That's all I'm saying. Anyway, I told you about that. But they play, oh, they played the night,
too, didn't they? No tomorrow night was tomorrow night, but he doesn't have tickets for tomorrow. No,
he's selling the tickets for tomorrow. Let me text him. Continue with your effect. I'll be getting
bamboozled. This is my addiction. Abuse is my addiction. Apparently, apparently abuse is my addiction.
No, but oh, I can't go tomorrow night. I'm going to the Yankees Rangers game. My bad. Disregard.
Anyway, I just want to know where his rock bottom was. I can't say shit. I missed it. I blew it.
It is what it is, but I can't, but here's the thing, right? My question is, what was his rock bottom?
How did he know he was at rock bottom? I think he got rid of all of this NIL money because he had no money left.
Because it's been a while since the season has ended.
I'm just saying. I call bullshit. I call he was getting ready to get flagged. But I wanted to
mafia members that have him fucking in a chokehold right now, as he was gambling and he had to throw
games and he felt like he was going to get caught and he checked himself in a rehab to to to
lessen the blow if it does come to that. Never betting on Texas Tech again. Never.
Matter of fact, I want to go back on my records and look, I bet Texas Tech last season.
I don't think you ever did. I mean, not on the show, but personally, I might have. I got a double
check. I'm a checker. I keep records. I'm like, what's it do from Casino or that Robert De Niro play?
I keep a book. I keep a book log. Like, fuck him. I never bet on him again. No, man.
Did you have anything? Oh, stage coach. Yes, the country, the country show.
First off, it was a country show. It was. Also, I was wrong.
About one thing. You admitted to being wrong? Yeah, my dad texted me. Actually, I didn't admit.
My dad did. It was not three crosses, three wooden crosses and not Darious Rucker.
It's Randy Travis. I received that text last night. And I just said, he said three wooden crosses,
Randy Travis, not Darious Rucker. I said, okay, dot, dot, dot, because I didn't know what he was
talking about. Because as we texted earlier today, I have dementia. Which, by the way, that you do
not have dementia first off. Let's just, let's first off. You laughed at the thing I said about
career team. Look it up. No, I did. I'm like, my memory is a fish. Like a goldfish? Yeah.
Oh, my God. And then I said, oh, and then I said still like Darious Rucker.
Then he said stage coach is a country festival. And I said, that's so weird, because they had pitbull.
They did have pitbull. But you know, it's crazy though. And then he said, it was with an
exclamation point. And yet I was still confused. So I said, what? Mind you, I'm in bed. He's clearly
watching the show. Yeah, he told me he's watching the show. And I'm in bed. And he said, mom,
and I found that funny. I said, I don't even remember what this was. And then he said, learning
about cruise control. And I went, oh, yeah, you're right. My bad. When I tell you, I don't
remember anything once I leave these walls. Once these walls are left. I asked one of my younger
cousins who just went to prom shots all the prom. All the young kids that went out and had prom
this past weekend or the week last week and shit. It was some amazing shout out to them and
parents. This graduation week, man. Cry. Cry. Cry. Eyes out. It's coming. But I asked my, I asked
both my, I asked two of my cousins, one of my cousins that's a senior prom. Does he know
what cruise control is? He was like, he looked to be stupid. And I can see this stupid look on his
face because he was like, is this like, is this a trick question? Is this a trick question? Like,
this is like my girl asking me, who's this? And you kind of trying to figure out them.
Which girl's Instagram that I like? You know what I'm saying? Like that kind of, yeah. Then I asked
my girl cousin. She's a little younger and I said, you know, you know cruise control is right?
She hung up in my face. She hung up in your face. She said stop. And I said, what the fuck?
She said stop playing on my phone. Yes, I know her cruise control is.
I want to say in my defense. In my defense. I didn't learn how to drive into like,
graduated high school. She's so disrespected. She hung up in my face. And I had to tell her,
like, no, the girl I did the show when she didn't know what cruise control was. And brush
it. She busted out. I'm so sorry. I thought she was being disrespectful.
And I need you to tell these people that I was in tears. I was like, yo, I promise I was just
asking a guy. I didn't think you were dumb. I simply think that my coast is dumber.
I just forgot. Oh, my god. I'm crying real tears. Oh, my god. I need it to know.
Bro, that shit is funny. He said, I was like, what do you mean?
My mind offense. I didn't know how to drive into like, graduated high school.
Me too, but I figured out, I figured out cruise control.
Before I went to Disney, and I didn't have my car for that whole year of college.
So I learned how to drive. Didn't have my car for a year.
Yo, my god, my car to move to Florida. That shit was so funny. I was like, bro, I felt,
I felt like I did something wrong. I was like, damn, like, what the fuck?
So I had to explain it. But here's the thing, right? I'm from New York.
I experienced that others did New York, New York City. I didn't get my license until I joined
the military. And I got my license overseas. So I'm driving on the other side of the road,
you know, so like that. But I knew where cruise control was.
I don't think people realize how I did not have a normal driving experience.
No, thanks, me neither. But I just, I couldn't, like, again, I couldn't really explain it to everybody.
I was like, wait, what? Hold on, what you mean? And I was like, she said, she told her grandmother,
I know you're cruising. And people was like, you're doing that. People was like,
her grandmother didn't say that. No, her grandmother didn't check her. Like, what do you mean?
I was like, bro, just follow me, follow me. And we just, we got to the end of the story.
And I was like, yeah, no, bro. Okay. I need this. I just want you to know the
family is talking about you. And we love you, we love you to death. But we was all concerned.
But that's fine. I need them to know the story.
We were all concerned. My cousin's in a lock-in right now.
Because it was so mad at me. No, she was like, don't play all my fun.
I can't just unlock the fucking right? So I can explain the story. So your family doesn't think
I'm fucking stupid. Okay. So freshman year, half way through the year, I fucking destroyed my
knee, my right knee, the driving leg, if you will. Okay. Soft more ear. I was basically in a cast.
Got it. Junior year-ish. I had to get knee surgery again. That's the year you learn how to drive.
Okay. All right. That's my knee got fixed. End of junior year, beginning of senior year.
There was no point in learning how to drive until the end of senior year because my friends drove
me at that point. Yeah. Fuck it. So friend's end of senior year, I learned how to drive
senior year between the summer of senior year and college. I learned how to drive, got my
drivers license. College, no reason to have your car in college when you live on campus. Don't
want to pay that. What? Yeah, that was my parents thought. So it didn't have my car for a full year
of college. Came back, brought my car to college, was there for six months, went to Disney to work
and didn't have to drive and then didn't have to drive. Got it. And then COVID hit had to drive back to
Texas. God, I forget how young you are. Jesus Christ. I know how to drive back to Texas.
Grandma helped me drive back to Texas. Grandma taught me about cruise control.
You see in the chronological order of all of this, I was never taught this. I was taught to
parallel. So essentially what happened was you never made a long drive. Not at that point.
Now I have. When you're in, now what's your way back to Texas, you have to never see because like
because people always laugh at me. People always laugh at me because like
a lot like if I drive to Austin or Houston or anything like that, I don't do cruise control
because I'm I'm flying like I'm trying to get there as quick as possible. But like we had to drive,
we drove to Missouri once and I did I had to do cruise control because it was like I got a speed
and take it off top. And I was like, all right. So we're going to find a safe speed to be at
because I don't want to get pulled over again. And so I did cruise control on the way there and then
on the way back, fuck that cruise control. But
glad I liked it because that is that explains a lot. I am like I need people to know I'm not a
fucking idiot. I just had no time to learn. We didn't. I would say this. We didn't all think like
because I was like, no, they were like, bro, she all right. Like I'm like, yeah, no, she's fine.
She's not done. She reads. She's smart. She's smart. I like she's not like she's cool.
She knows sports. She knows. Yeah. Like she's on beer. She studies beer. Mother fucking like,
she got to be okay. And then I was like, do I?
I don't know about that one. She knows sports. She reads books. She knows. No, because the
different shit with beer, you got to know like the ails and loggers and the shots and you like,
you just did it with the shandy and the sour today. Like, yeah, you got to know those things.
You have to have some type of comprehension level because that's not something you learned
in school. That's not something you could just memorize. And then you have to learn that shit.
We were just concerned like, yeah, she's not driving on the highway. Like what do we mean?
And I was just like, whatever, we just put my foot on the gas. And we just like, now it makes sense.
Now when I go back and I go tossing them because we're going to be at the graduation party next,
when I go tossing everybody, all right, but I call my cousin because she was mad. She was so.
You're like, I have back story now. I have back story now. She just hadn't traveled. She hadn't
been on the highway for a long time. That's why she didn't use the cruise control.
Because my parents, my parents, my mom taught me how to drive for maybe a whole of 10 days.
Oh, wow. And then she got tired of trying to teach me how to drive. So she handed me over to my
uncle. I'm concerned who lives in the country and who does not give a flying fuck about nothing.
So you just on the pedal. So I learned from him. So yeah, so I make a lot of sense.
But stage coach is a country show.
Thanks, Papa Brie for bringing up their cruise control stories. I wasn't even thinking about it
until you said that. And I was like, bro, I completely forgot that I hit up. My people was like,
yo, you know what cruise control is like, what's that? Oh, my God. That was so great. Anyway,
stage coach. Well, I'll say this. So my friend that went to coach out of also went to stage coach.
It was also in LA or around about LA. Yeah, it's Palm Springs stories. Same shit, right? Yeah.
And she actually said she had a great time at both, but she had more fun at stage coach.
Because I I DMed her. I was like, bro, so stage coach is a real thing. She was like, yeah, you know,
but so I was like, because she models in LA and and all that. And then she basically
was like Coachella was dope because of the acts. Yeah. Stage coach was dope because it wasn't
super packed. And it was just like good to great performances from everybody. Yeah. And she was
like, she lost her voice. She was, yeah, it was it was crazy. Yeah. So stage coach is one weekend,
not two. Which Coachella used to be one weekend? Yeah, it's two now because of how big you got.
Bigger got. But I'm sure stage coach also kind of got canceled for a few hours because of the
wind storm that was happening out there. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, bro. The weather has been absolutely
dope. And it was for Pitbull too that I got canceled. And then later it came back in Pitbull
playing later that night. We're not upset. Dalai.
It's a worldwide, if you will. It's 305.
Anyway, the Dalai was perfect. Dalai. Oh, all right, man. This is beer 30 sports o'clock.
And we know what cruise control is now.
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