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This is beer 30 sports, uh, clock.
Oh.
And this episode's beer is
Zythofile Smash IPA
Brewed in canned in Magnolia, Texas.
What's the, what's the, oh, it's the long pint brewery.
Don't judge me, long pint.
Sorry, I was lost in your can.
It's canned as dope as hell.
All right, see it says now it's okay to drink alone.
You know me so well.
Just a crispy IPA.
Oh, we do love a crispy IPA.
That is crispy.
That is, that is a good IPA.
Shout out to lone pint.
This is actually really good.
Uh, next time I'm down in Magnolia,
where is Magnolia, Texas in Houston?
Area.
It's near a wake up.
Oh, I passed it all the time.
Mm-hmm.
I'm pretty sure.
I might have to go check them out.
Um, but anyway,
how, how was your week, Bri?
It was good.
I got to spend time with my niece
and worked a lot because one of my co-workers is sick.
So I was...
Doesn't it feel like everybody just begins sick
and I ran nowhere?
Mm-hmm.
Yeah.
Shout out to mom of Bri.
Hope she heals and gets rid of that cold or whatever it is.
Yeah.
Fairly quickly because it's hot outside, baby.
It is.
It is almost summer here.
Uh, and it, it was like 90 today.
I'm mad.
I had to wear pants today.
I was so mad.
I should have been in shorts and a t-shirt.
Like, I mean, I'm in a t-shirt now.
But, you know what I mean?
Uh, now let's get into it.
News.
You can booze too.
With March Madness showing up
and is it upon us and all this good stuff,
we're going to talk a lot of college today.
But there's some alarming news
that we got to talk about in college sports going on.
And no,
actually, it's not the N-I-L.
Uh, yes.
Shout out to Ashley who always talks shit back to me
about the N-I-L.
Uh, it is about Iowa State
and how they have been all over the news, Forbes,
um, New York Times,
about canceling their gymnastics season.
Yes?
That is correct.
They're handling their season.
And now,
they're canceling their entire gymnastics program.
Insane if you think about it
because like,
Iowa State has produced apparently
some great gymnastics,
women's gymnastics.
Uh, there's a coach out at OU
who got our start at Iowa State.
And apparently,
she brought up these concerns
back when she was coaching.
Uh, I want to say
2016,
2006 maybe.
I got a double check,
but the issue is
that there's been a lot of safety issues,
a lot of safety concerns.
The gym has no AC.
How the hell does a gym in 2025,
2026, 2020
not have AC?
Then there was padding issues
and all sorts of safety,
um, you know, like the variables
as far as like the ropes
and the rings and things like that.
Like there was a lot of issues
that they were coming,
that they were bringing to.
A concrete pit.
A concrete, yeah.
Right. So it's supposed to be padding.
Yes, because so a pit
for those that don't know,
for gymnastics,
instead of landing on a mat,
they land into this thing called a pit.
It's full of like foam,
balls, cubes, stuff like that.
At the bottom of it,
it's supposed to be a lot of padding
because if you're going really hard
off of your vault,
which you're supposed to do,
you land like
in a pistol kind of
position,
like pointed toes down.
It's like jumping,
in the water.
Exactly.
But they didn't have,
well, yeah.
Well, no, I'm saying diving feet first
instead of like head first,
yeah, you're just, yeah,
yeah, exactly.
And like,
what I'll say is that
part of the story was that
there was no padding.
It was just foam.
Like that's insane.
No.
No, it was one of the gymnasts
of Iowa State
saying like,
a comeback for
the director.
And she was like,
I personally saw one of my teammates
break her leg
in the foam pit
and she can't do gymnastics anymore
because she broke her leg.
Oh my god.
What?
What about this story,
about her coming out?
But there was another
anonymous player that came out
and submitted her
statement for an article,
which I thought was really weird.
Like, why would you come out
anonymously with this long
ass statement?
They continue to express their
concerns.
People were getting hurt.
Things were happening all around.
My favorite player right now,
55,
Addy is from Iowa State.
You mean to tell me
you only got no money at Iowa State?
Football.
Going crazy at Iowa State.
Like, I know you have
the money
to go there because the director said
with the cancellation
of the program,
they're going to put that money towards something else.
So there was money there.
How in the hell
for months,
years was this ignored?
How was this just straight up?
I'm sorry. Yeah.
And Forbes actually when I read this,
the coach was there,
the one who got their start,
who's now the OU coach.
She had said something
about this around 2006.
2006.
She had these claims
and made these state, you know,
what you need to do,
but you need to do it in this time frame.
And they weren't able to do it in that time frame.
Yeah.
And she was like, well, I'm out,
like, because this is just...
In the 1990s.
Because in the video I sent you,
it has the girl
has like a list of all the women
that have come forward saying
these conditions aren't good.
We need...
Like, this coaching staff isn't good.
Now has never coached before.
Hmm.
The coach name was, I believe, actually.
Yeah.
Not actually.
She couldn't coach gymnastics.
Yeah.
She could do her best.
Yeah, she could.
She just might not be great at it.
But no, I do think that
I do think that it's crazy
that she would have
a first-year gymnast coach
for college anyway.
Come out there
in those conditions.
Honestly, honestly got truth.
There is some blame for her
but I don't blame her.
This was a deep-rooted
issue with Iowa State.
Now, my question.
Excuse me.
Where is this money going to go?
Where is it going to be allocated for at now?
The claims the resources are going to end the money,
which resources the money
will be reallocated
to a new women's sport.
Which one? Cause
I know basketball has enough money.
Uh-huh.
Soccer?
Soccer's not going to put up with that shit.
Volleyball.
Swimming.
Did they have a swimming team?
I don't know.
Swimming or volleyball makes sense.
I don't have a swimming team
for decades.
I'm not trusting you to make a pool.
No.
I'm not trusting you.
Yeah, he's going.
What are going to be dirty?
No, I don't trust you.
No chlorine.
No, no, no, no, no, no.
I do feel bad
because the girls
that still were able to travel
and do some like one
one stop
because I didn't realize
like I had to go back. I didn't really go
and read and look up things and stuff like that
like because
other gymnasts was like, I'm not a lie. I was like an Olympic thing.
I thought I was like, yeah, they have college.
You know what I'm saying?
But I didn't think it was that big of a deal.
It's a lot of fucking money.
And it's a big like it's a big travel
like travel sport.
Yeah, like travel baseball, travel basketball
and I got shit on this, apparently.
And it's like not to say, you know, not comparing
that's apples to oranges basically.
But I just thought in my head like, you know,
it wasn't that big of a deal.
But then I'd like hear about all the tickets
and the money that was spent for the families
that were going to these other, you know, colleges
and things like that.
And they were selling their own stadium.
Their stadium was getting so loud.
They had, they were like sixth place.
They were 17th place. Yeah.
They were fourth place overall.
Yeah, that's with the big schools.
UCLA. I think Minnesota has a really good team.
Oh, oh, oh.
Iowa State is a big school.
Yeah.
Iowa State is not a small school.
Iowa State is a big-ass school.
That's what I don't understand. It's like, what do you mean?
You didn't have enough money for padding.
Yeah, they padding?
I want to make sure I get this creator's name right.
Because that doesn't even sound right.
No.
What?
Who is doing the accounting?
Because they are getting paid.
She's a great us name.
Sydney Converse.
Oh, Converse. Shout out to us.
She is one of the gymnasts for them right now.
She wrote a statement, like, in going against their sports director.
And she was like, you're basically just trying
to make sure you have a check mark in the title 9 thing.
Like, enduring women's history a month.
Oh, the disrespect.
See, we get disrespected on Black History Month.
Let me get disrespected on this.
We're all one movement now.
No, listen.
Jokes aside.
That's crazy.
Jokes aside.
I was state.
Any kid.
Any college kid looking at that.
Unless they're like a last resort.
Any high school kid.
I take that back.
Any high school kid that has the opportunity to go there.
I just look at that and be like,
Y'all can't even get padding.
Like, you want me to come and jump in a foam pit with Con.
Like, what?
No, basketball.
I don't want people to, I don't want people to.
Under appreciate or overlook.
How big Iowa State money is.
Yeah.
Like, Iowa State is not a cheap school.
What do you mean you didn't have money for decades?
Yeah.
To put padding in a concrete pit.
And in his video statement, he blamed it on the athletes,
the student athletes.
Yeah.
I don't want people to come to an agreement.
I wouldn't either of you want to put padding in my,
in my foam pits.
Wouldn't have air conditioning.
Wouldn't have proper training facility.
No good coaching.
I don't, listen, coaching aside.
Cause like, you know, hiring incompetence happens.
That just happens.
This is part of the story.
But there are two assistant coaches that have been there for years.
And one of them had head coaching experience.
Yeah, like you should, yes.
Like, no, no, no, no, on top of that.
I think that that's like.
It's one of those things where the good people get overlooked.
Like it happens.
That happens.
Coaching aside.
You mean it's telling me you can't get AC in a gym.
It ain't shit to put a fucking window unit in a building.
It ain't shit.
And I'm not, obviously, I'm being facetious.
This is a million dollar multi-million dollar school.
Mm hmm.
What do you mean you couldn't get padding?
I'm still like baffled by that.
Like, we talking about padding.
Go to a guitar hero store.
You know what I'm saying?
Like, what about burping padding?
I can literally honest to God truth.
And I'm not rich.
But I can literally, it would take me some years maybe.
I could probably build somewhat of a gym in a garage.
Mm hmm.
I have aspirations to do that when I buy a big enough house, right?
And my thing is,
even with the garage, like,
we're talking a couple grand for some stuff that you can do.
Okay, so then you say tens of thousands.
That's a year of somebody's college fucking tuition.
Yeah.
You know, y'all ain't,
no, the teachers ain't getting that money.
Nope.
So where's the money going?
And that's, that to me is the biggest question mark of all of this,
like, decades of this.
Oh.
But how?
Because the NIL is supposed to be from your outside,
not from just your, like,
it's not supposed to be just from the university.
Like, and even still,
even still.
The NIL also brings
dollars revenue to, like,
good, you get good college players.
You're going to get more eyes on your school.
More college kids are going to want to come to your school.
What does that mean?
More money coming to your school.
What does that mean?
Add dollars.
They're, they're in a major conference.
Like, this is, this is baffling to me
because of the fact of,
like, no offense.
And I'm only bringing them up because my cousins
just committed to them.
But let's say my, let's say this was kill-gore
college out in East Texas.
Very fucking understandable.
Small college.
I mean, it's pretty much community college.
They have a football team.
And even them, they have, like,
a pretty good facility.
If this was them,
I'd be like, all right.
That's explainable.
You don't have it.
Exactly. Like, I mean, I'm saying like, all right.
Well, they're division three.
You know what I mean? Like, I don't even, like, it's like,
ah, division one.
Iowa State was in like,
in the race for the big 12 championship.
They're going to the national,
they're going to the tournament for women's college basketball.
And men's, if I'm not mistaken.
What do you mean you don't have no money?
You get add dollars from Fox, from CBS,
from whoever's, wherever you go on TV.
What?
Mm-hmm.
Nah, dawg.
Yeah, y'all can miss me with that.
Three decades.
Four, five.
And you still can't get AC?
I leave padding alone.
But AC?
Nah, dawg.
Yeah, the direct, honestly, honestly got you.
Then I don't like college people's jobs,
but the director and his accounting team got to go.
Or at least we looked at and do.
Nah, they got to go.
Because what you're going to find is that they skimming off the top.
Which is, we all know that's what's happening.
Yeah.
Their salaries is out of control.
And they're, whatever's spending money on stuff.
It's like, come on, stop, man.
Stop.
We just got to stop.
Um, speaking of college sports.
Oh, real quick.
Again, who I feel bad for.
I feel bad for the college athletes.
The girls that have to now hit the transfer portal
and get the hell out of Dodge.
And like, who wasted so much money.
Time.
Because again, Iowa State is a prestigious school.
And on top of that, in gymnastics.
Like you said, they're in the top fucking 10 every year.
This is a good school.
Nah, bro.
Anyway, I digress.
Speaking of college sports.
And they can't transfer until next season.
Yeah, they can't, yeah, because they're in the mid,
it's literally the middle of the season right now.
They can't do it during the middle of the season.
And they cancel the season without even talking
to the student athletes.
And being like, do you want to continue this year?
No.
Because I damn well know all of them would be like, yeah,
we still want to keep going.
But they canceled it instead.
I mean, because when news broke,
when news broke of this,
I'm sure they were like, fuck,
we're in trouble.
Alright, so somebody could really get, like,
hurt doing this shit.
Let's just, let's just end it here.
We got a good run.
We'll allocate the money somewhere else.
Haha.
Oh, man, that's fucking egregious.
It is crazy to me that no one, like,
this story hasn't, I mean, it's been,
excuse me, it's been all in like,
because I read the Forbes every now,
you know, every now and again.
Every New York Times.
Sometimes when there's a good sports story.
But this hasn't been like all over ESPN.
Excuse me.
This hasn't been all over Fox Sports.
This hasn't been all over CBS Sports.
Like, I'm really shocked at the like,
with everything going on.
And I know it's, it's March Madness motherfuckers.
World Cup is coming here.
The World War III is here.
And, you know, all this other shit, you know,
this should get some news.
Like, this should get a lot more covers than it is being
and I'm like, yeah.
Yeah, when I looked it up, I put in like,
Iowa gymnastics.
And I had to scroll for it.
Oh, yeah.
Like, why am I getting standings?
Why am I getting athletes?
Why am I getting, like,
I don't need any of this, give me what we all know.
We're looking for.
Well, you know why, right?
Because they're pushing it back.
They allocated that SEO money.
They used the money for the gymnastics.
We're going to cancel the season.
SEO, SEO.
They allocated it to there.
Slow it down, slow it down, put it way down.
It's like a sport.
Yeah, not facts.
Oh, my God.
But, speaking of college sports, we'll move on
because we've even beaten that horse.
We,
me,
Oh, Sharon Moore,
Sharon Moore, Sharon Moore, whatever.
An apology.
Kind of.
His felony charges were dropped.
But,
I have a, I have a,
I have a real, a real question.
Because yes, he did.
You know, his wife.
Yes, you know, what I said was true.
Stop dipping your stick in the younger undergrads or, you know,
assistance or whatever.
Especially when you got a wife at home
and someone reminded me that I was actually dating somebody I used to work with.
That was funny though.
Um,
but I don't have a wife at home.
So, and anyway,
his felony charges were dropped.
But,
was it a plea deal?
Or was it because of a lack of evidence?
And,
what,
what I found out, it was actually a little bit of both.
The detective who started this case or, you know,
he didn't send everything like that.
I actually dropped the ball, apparently,
on mentioning the fact that they had a relationship with each other in the first place.
And,
also, more is taking a plea deal
to misdemeanors
and pleading no contest.
And those of you who know,
who've done no contest on tickets or any other misdemeanors,
basically a slap on the wrist of plea deals so you can get the fuck out of dodge.
Sounds like
he won't do any jail time.
Um,
he may not have been
the psycho that we thought he was.
And he might have just been a man trying not to get caught,
which I did say that in the beginning.
I did say that, but I do owe him an apology
as the rest of sports media owes him an apology because we was ready to hang that man
for his psychotic,
quote-unquote, psychotic behavior that we thought he did
turns out it might not be that case.
So he already lost his job,
he already, you know,
but he's still got his money.
So he will get a job somewhere,
I'm sure, but he's a,
he's a Michigan man through and through hopefully.
So, but yeah,
let's
and let's stay on college
because again, it's smart,
man, as we are almost to the bracket season,
where Bree and I are going to go against each other.
She's going to pick her favorite color teams
with my favorites to win.
And I'm going to make her do something embarrassing on camera.
I didn't agree with that part.
Yeah, it doesn't matter.
I think they're colors though.
All right.
So Miami of Ohio
is undefeated as of right now.
Hold on.
Miami of Ohio?
Yes.
Yes, there is a lot.
Oh, Miami.
And there are college football team
and a college basketball.
Again, big school.
They're called Miami.
Yes, they are.
And there are colors of red.
Not orange.
They're in Ohio.
And they're in Ohio.
Okay.
Yeah.
Listen, there's a,
there's a, there's a Dallas and Oregon.
There's a, yeah, there's a Dallas and Oregon.
There's a,
a Carrollton in Georgia.
See that one makes sense.
No, there's,
there's, there's a lot of places that are re, like,
essentially named after each other, I guess.
I don't know.
Listen.
Okay.
So it's not like Dallas,
a Dallas school going to Oregon or wherever
and being like weird dad.
No.
There's this actual city in Ohio named Miami.
Okay.
So like Paris, Texas.
Exactly.
Okay.
Yeah.
Exactly.
We locked in.
We locked in.
We locked in.
We locked in.
All right.
Good.
Of Ohio.
Of Ohio.
Of Ohio.
Of Ohio.
They are 31 and 0.
First off, 30 and 0 is the first time in over 35 years
that's happened, right?
And with selection Sunday coming up,
there is a lot, a lot of college basketball debate on this.
And I don't understand why.
Because there is a reason that college basketball is
so much chaos during the tournament,
whereas in the playoffs in football,
not really.
We all kind of knew who was going to be there.
It was a couple of surprises, but not really.
We all knew who was going to be there.
I mean, Indiana wasn't far off.
But they weren't.
Nobody.
Yeah.
I wasn't expecting to win the championship.
I'm still sad about that.
Anyway, the problem is that everyone is asking
if they should make the tournament.
Now, they have the Mac tournament to finish.
If they go out of the Mac tournament unscathed, undefeated,
they should walk into the fucking committee
and slap down their bid and put us on any fucking side
of the bracket.
It don't matter.
But we in this thing, if they lose,
will that defeat their chances?
Everyone saying yes.
All the media fucking jackasses are saying yes.
And honestly, I feel like that's the most unfair shit in the world.
Because there's not a right now.
There's not a super dominant team that's going undefeated.
In any sport, let a loan college basketball.
Trans reporter has made it very even kill on all sports.
I've been saying this for a long fucking time.
And shout out to Trent Richardson who called out Nick Sabin.
Nick Sabin was talking all this shit about NIL money
and capping it at certain amounts of money
and this third of the turners.
I don't know why he even talking.
Because he paid me 10,000 just to commit
and then paid us 15,000 a month to stay.
Like, what is he talking?
What?
Shout out to Trent Richardson.
And we all knew that.
Like, come on, man.
We knew cause football.
Everybody was getting paid.
But it was just under the table.
Now that it's above the table,
everybody got a problem with it.
It's because Alabama ain't winning anymore.
We get it.
Anyway, still doesn't take anything away from Nick Sabin.
Nick Sabin, Nick Sabin is a great coach.
He's a better businessman.
But honestly, I feel like that talk
should only be for football.
Strength is schedule and all that stuff
like that doesn't matter.
For fuck's sake, we let insane marries
with the old lady.
I forget their school name with the old lady
that just recently passed away not too long ago.
The one, you don't watch college basketball.
Breathe, we got to stop this.
I'm like Agatha.
Yeah.
No.
Marie Antoinette.
Agatha.
It's so crazy.
Cause that's like the most perfect old lady.
No.
Are there any young Agathas?
Agatha Christie.
Who the hell is that?
No idea, but I don't know what's the name.
I think she's an actress.
Agatha Christie, I don't know where long range.
Bang!
No, I do think that...
I do think that...
Never mind Agatha Christie.
She's the queen of pride.
She's the queen of pride.
She's the sex detective novel.
Oh my God.
Yeah.
Agatha Wood.
Agatha Wood.
You know what we're reading books now?
Agatha Wood.
Yes, it's a fact.
Agatha Wood.
Now I gotta find out.
Agatha Christie.
Agatha Christie.
Agatha Christie book.
That's funny as hell.
You married a man named Archibald?
Are there any young Archibalds out there?
I know Archie's supposed to be like...
I don't Archie is supposed to be short for that, but...
Archbishop.
As I say, not anybody else.
Archbishop is named Archibald?
No, I'm just...
Oh.
Wait, what?
I'm like, hold on.
Oh my God.
All right, man.
Jesus.
That was...
That was a lot.
Archibald and Agatha did nothing to deserve this.
But they got fucking destroyed and absolutely disrespected.
Let's go, man.
All right.
So, you know what day it was, Bree?
Do you know what day it was, Bree?
No.
Do you know?
Treating day.
Signing day.
Something day.
It was signing day, definitely.
Thank you, Bree.
It was women's day.
It is definitely...
Precision of women's day.
Okay.
I'm not mad at that.
I lost my mouse for a second.
Sorry.
Hold on one second.
I don't care.
Nobody cares?
That's fucked up.
There we go.
There we go.
All right.
I hate when that happens.
All right.
So, let's talk about free agency, baby, because it is absolutely insane.
All right.
So, first off, let's just start off with this.
Max Crosby signed or was traded.
It was traded to the Ravens.
I'm only going to talk about the big signings.
So, for all you that are like, oh, let me know about this deal.
What about that deal?
I don't care.
The big signings.
Big signings only.
First off, DJ Moore went to Buffalo.
I know you're happy about that.
Trade.
They got another wire receiver.
Thank God, because Lord knows it's not going to work out for...
I don't know.
I don't think it's going to work out for old boy with Keon Coleman.
Yeah.
Oh, she knows the Bill's player's names.
Anyway.
Well, not next up, but another big signing.
Malik Willis was able to leave Green Bay in free agency.
You know I'm a Green Bay fan, so I'm going to bring up Malik Willis,
because shout out to him.
Salute to him.
Wayne ain't got a fucking bag.
It's $67.5 million deal with $45 million guaranteed,
fully guaranteed, three years with a Miami Doffness.
Not mad at it.
Honestly, I'm really not...
I'm not mad at it.
You know what I'm saying?
I'm actually really, really, really happy for him.
I do think some of the teams were very, very active...
The very active teams.
Obviously, the Ravens and the Raiders.
The Raiders actually were going nuts when it comes to pickups.
They signed Quay Walker, who also was a Green Bay Packer.
I'm going to miss him.
He was actually really good, but he wanted big money apparently.
He wanted $40 million with a $28 million guarantee.
They didn't have it, so listen.
He had to go.
Jalen Naylor, who signed in a free agent deal.
They went and got another edge.
They went and got Deen from the Eagles for $36 million.
They went and got Eric Stokes for $30 million.
Listen, the Raiders are in a full rebuild mode,
and they are trying to stack up players and on both sides of the ball,
to be honest, but they still got money to spend.
They still got money to spend.
Also, the Kansas City Chiefs in the same division picked up.
They picked up the Super Bowl fucking MVP.
I am so shocked.
I don't understand what the hell the Seahawks are doing.
They don't want to repeat.
They don't want to try to do it again.
Why would you let the MVP leave?
Anyway, Kansas Walker signs a three-year deal up to $45 million with $28.7
guaranteed, coordinating a rap report, and a whole bunch of other different names.
The big one, the Swifties will love it.
Travis Kelsey's coming back!
Yay!
Gotta pay for Donna Kelsey's home renovations.
That's a fucking fact.
I don't know nothing about that, but you gotta pay for your mom house.
She's been doing videos on TikTok of her redoing her house,
and people not making fun of the fact she's redoing her house.
No, no, no.
They keep going, boy, it's gotta get back out and do it.
Someone's gonna pay for her.
Oh, yeah, no facts.
Although the podcast is making plenty of money.
And Garage Beer, which is, yeah, they're making pretty good money as well.
He signed on another year so she could get a new wall in that house.
He did sign a one-year deal, $12 million deal,
that has a max value up to $15 million,
what a last year to go out with a new...
So much to pay for the money.
Shit.
Yeah, right.
We all know she got bread.
Yeah, she got bread.
Another team that was super, super active.
Listen, and it wasn't a bunch of like big names,
but the Tennessee Titan said,
okay, we'll one up you.
Excuse me.
They ended up getting, again, like I said,
not a bunch of big names.
They got one Dale Robinson.
They got, they got one, two, three,
three defensive backs,
a safety,
and a defensive line,
and an edge line back.
Like, they just went crazy.
Then they got some offensive line.
They got two offensive line,
and a wide receiver,
and a backup quarterback,
just in case that their prime guy goes down.
Damn, I'm forgetting his name.
Camboard.
Alec Pierce.
Reset the market for wide receivers.
Resign it with the Colts.
$114 million for four years.
Can be up to $116 million
with 84 guaranteed.
Oh, I should have played football for a little longer.
The Texans just, I don't know.
They just, they made a lot of moves on defense,
which is really, really good,
but I don't really understand what,
why they're doing all this on defense,
when their offensive line was abysmal.
They traded away offensive line,
and it just, I don't know.
They did get, you know, some good pieces,
such as Sheldon Rankings,
or they kept him.
They kept,
Nekwan Jones.
They ended up signing a one-year deal with Daniel Hunter.
I mean, you know what I mean?
They traded away their running bag,
but they didn't get another running bag.
So I mean, Pittsburgh surprised me.
Out of all the free agency teams out there,
I thought Pittsburgh was going to kind of do the same old
same, keep it, you know, drafts,
you know, and do those things,
but no, they went out and got pitman on a trade
for a late-round pick,
swap basically with the Colts,
and gave him a new three-year deal for $59,000.
They still have money left over,
because they resigned
Asante Samuel, Jr.,
and James Jamel Dean,
and Cory Holcomb.
I mean, call a Holcomb, excuse me.
Bra.
The Steelers are going to fuck around
and go get possibly Romeo Dobbs
is on the table, apparently.
Also, they're looking at a couple other,
like Brian Thomas, Jr.,
I mean, there's a lot of free agents
that are still out there,
and the lowly browns,
like, what the fuck?
What offensive line?
That's all you got.
But again, the free agency just started,
everybody's not going crazy.
They're not, you know,
they're not out here tripping out,
like, first day, you know,
like, nobody's going to get anybody else.
I will say there are teams depleting,
the Eagles continue to deplete.
They resigned Jordan Davis
to a three-year, 78 million-dollar contract extension,
and that includes 65 million guaranteed.
Now, that means that a lot of that defense
is about to disappear.
So, I hope that they believe in their form system,
which we all know that the fucking GM
is a genius, so never sleep on the Eagles,
at least until you prove this wrong, right?
Also, the Giants made a lot of good moves.
I'm not going to lie.
Giants ended up getting Isaiah likely.
Really good pick up for them.
They ended up getting also,
Tremaine Edmonds.
Thank God, he's out of the NFC North.
And, you know, listen,
I really do think that
there are a lot of good moves,
a lot to be done.
I really want to know what my team is doing.
I really want to know what we're doing.
First up, all right.
So, we went in guys,
Zaire Franklin.
Shout out to us for that.
Pretty good deal.
We gave up a defensive tackle,
which we didn't necessarily have to do.
I don't feel, but Zaire Franklin is balling.
He was balling before.
He's going to ball in this system.
I also think when we went and got,
we went and resigned,
excuse me, Sean Ryan.
Again, these some of these names,
y'all may not know.
These are not big, big names,
and things like that.
But, I just, again,
I'm really trying to figure out,
like, why are we not going,
why are we not going to do more?
We are suffering on the salary cap.
Why we haven't adjusted some of that yet,
is beyond me.
But, again, I don't run this shit.
So, you know,
another team that's really baffling me
is the Falcons.
Miami Dolphins,
like I told you,
they got Malik Willis.
Malik Willis,
you know,
good quarterback,
you know, possibly they release
to a who's
on the books for Miami,
$99 million.
And yes, they have to pay that.
They take that cap it.
They take a $99 million cap it.
In fucking sane.
But then the Falcons go sign him.
You have a left handed
dual threat quarterback.
What the fuck are you doing?
I don't know.
They went and got
Johan Dodson.
They tagged.
They franchise tagged
Kyle Pitts.
And, you know, they just,
I don't know.
I just didn't really do much to me.
They just didn't do a lot.
Whereas the Saints did a lot.
They got Travis at the end.
I know some of you are like,
who are these people he's talking about?
But some of these deals are like
really outstanding,
especially for like
running backs.
Travis at the end got a
$42 million deal.
That's crazy.
But anyway.
Anybody else?
Oh yeah.
And then last but not least,
the San Francisco 49ers got
Mike Evans in a three-year deal.
They haven't said what it was yet
because they're saying it was
like, they're saying it was a
lot of money and so that's
a reward for, uh,
but.
Nobody has seen the full,
you know, whatever.
Um, so, you know.
Hey, listen.
Everybody's making moves.
Everybody's moving in Shaken and
trying to move some dollars around.
There's a lot of teams that work.
Not a lot of teams.
But there was a good amount of
teams that were over the salary cap
that were letting players go,
resigning the players that they
thought.
It's a really tough job.
I tell people all the time.
This is probably one of the
toughest jobs, when
it comes to management of
Money, personnel, ain't shit like a GM.
Like, ain't shit like a GM.
And I'm, you know,
because cutting some of the guys that help you get
to the Super Bowl or having some of the guys that
help you get to the championship or the playoffs
and be like, bro, we can't pay you that.
We just cannot pay you that
because we got this young up in Conmer.
Blah, blah, blah.
It's just been, it's just amazing to see.
Honestly, to me, first day, first day,
because this is just the first day.
First day, I really want to give a big shout out to,
I think that the Ravens made a lot of good moves,
the Steelers made pretty good moves.
I think the, the Giants made really good moves.
And I, I want to say Buffalo, well, the Chiefs,
the Chiefs absolutely made some great moves
because getting Kenneth Walker was, whew.
And then I want to say the bills, yeah, the bills.
Those are my top five for the day.
Although the Jets, the Titans and some of the other teams
that made a lot of grabs, there were none
that were just like outstanding.
You know what I mean?
Besides those five.
Even my team, I feel like they kind of shit
the bed on the first day, but it's a long off season.
So, and now, it's time for beer flight of the night.
For beer flight of the night.
And first up, we have B.J.'s Jermaya Red Irish Style Ale.
How do you say that name?
Jermaya.
Jermaya.
Jermaya.
Jermaya.
He sounds me, Jermaya.
Whatever.
Okay.
So, it's B.J.'s who are strong and brew house that make it.
And yes, it is that B.J.'s as in that restaurant.
For the restaurant, right?
Yeah.
I heard they do their own beers, but I've never,
I've never actually seen it in a can.
Yeah.
Yeah.
So, well, I've been to B.J.'s once or twice.
I've never been.
Not bad spot.
Me and my son went there for pizza once.
One bad.
What a place to go for pizza.
It was on the way somewhere.
Seven point three percent Irish Red.
It is multi-sweet, strong, not too hoppy
in order to emphasize the complex multi-flavor.
Yeah, they got that right.
Not very multi-
Hoppy.
Hoppy, excuse me.
Not very hoppy.
I take the back.
Not very hoppy, very multi.
Not a bad, there's no bad aftertaste to it.
I thought it almost tastes like it has a little bit of whiskey
or a scotch or something like lakes in there, maybe?
Yeah.
I don't know, maybe.
I don't know, maybe.
It's probably where the malt is from.
Ah, that makes sense.
See, that's why you're here.
It's why we pay you.
Mm.
Yes.
Ha ha ha ha ha.
Next up is armor brewing.
It don't mind the mess.
This thing, yeah.
It is quiet professional oatmeal stout.
Death waits in the dark.
Seven percent.
It is a nod to the oathos of U.S. Special Forces.
Who?
Yep.
You don't know what that means?
No.
Yeah.
No flash no noise, just precision in purpose.
Wow.
It is an oatmeal stout.
What a description.
No, wow, I like, they sent me that description.
I like that.
I'm gonna put that as a caption somewhere.
No flash no noise.
No flash no noise, just precision.
Bitches.
Ha ha ha.
It is complex without being heavy, balanced, deliberate, designed.
So out of all of the stouts that I have determined that are not crazy, they usually end up smelling
really strong of coffee, this one does not smell strong of coffee.
So I'm worried a little bit.
It is an oatmeal stout, so.
There's definitely coffee taste to it.
It's not as in your face stout that I would think because of the smell.
I don't know, at first I thought I smelled oats, but I don't know if I smell or taste
the oats.
There's something.
There's oats in it.
Right.
I'm just saying, I don't smell or taste them, I don't know what do, well, now I'm gonna
go home and make a cup of oatmeal or a bowl of oatmeal just to figure out what I'm gonna
make a cup of oatmeal.
I'm gonna make a cup of oatmeal just to try to see, no, I'm not gonna put anything in
it just to see what it tastes like alone.
That's just disgusting.
Next.
Next.
Next.
We have Lone Pine Brewery, number two, Mango Mean Shats.
It is a, yeah, you're gonna have to do this because I'm not even gonna try.
Mean Shats Mungo, it is a sour barley wine, it is 4.5%, it is mango tart sour.
Look at how clear this shit is though, like I am like, I like this color, not gonna lie.
Smell's mango.
It's a good winter vice.
It's a what?
It's a bullet, bullet up.
See, say that, say that three times fast, see?
It's a winter vice.
Yeah.
It smells really sweet.
It looks really light.
So you can taste the mangoes.
It almost feels like an, almost tastes like an orangey mango twist up vibe.
I don't know, I like it.
I'm not gonna lie, like it, out of all the mango beers, this probably like number three
for me, maybe four, it's in top five because some of the mango beers out there are just
terrible.
Obviously, mango quart has locked that down, I don't know what they did, what kind of sugar
it is.
Yeah, that shit is good as hell.
But this is up there, this is, this is up there.
No, we had a, last week I had a, I thought we was doing peach raddlers and all that stuff.
Yeah, we were doing peach raddler.
Next up, we're not talking about the past anymore.
We're talking about new Belgium, voodoo ranger, blaze, lightning, IPA, shout out to new
Belgium, because them, a lot like St. Arnold's and some of them in Martin House, they always
have these funky designs and they stick to it and they make the whole can that is on.
But it's always like the same guy, it's always the guy with a skull face.
But now he's like, macho man, Randy Savage now, like he's a fucking icon.
He gives a ghost face.
What you know about ghost face?
I know ghost face.
What?
Yeah.
Oh my god.
Breedon found a blue tank album.
What the hell is going on here?
It is 7.3% and it is a new England, Hazy IPA.
It is a tropical storm of flavor.
Very tropical, I can, yeah.
Yeah, that's about it.
Star and East balanced, light bodied, she's like that.
The thing I, all right, new Belgium, no disrespect, the thing I like about new Belgium is they
stick to the script, like they stick to the status quo, if you will, they don't really
try to go too far out, they don't really try to go too far in.
They just, they stay in a lane and their IPAs are always really good.
This one is included.
This one is a little more tropical, a little more, like, a little more color that you can
taste in there, I guess, if you will.
I don't know if I'm getting out of my realm here, but, but yeah, so honestly, I realized
now I was thinking about Nicholas Cage character where his, he has a school face and it goes
up in flames.
Are you talking about ghost rider?
That one, yes, that's what I was thinking about.
I was so hyped for you guys, I was so proud, I was like, why is he so excited about you?
I was so excited.
I was so excited.
Go space.
I was like, yo, let me find out, she know about Walla Bees and the two rings and the first
bolts.
Oh my God, she was talking about ghost riders, son of a bitch, what the fuck?
Oh, Jesus Christ.
At least I owned up to it.
Yeah, no, yeah, I would listen, it would have came out eventually.
I'm so sorry.
I feel like I'm out.
That was so proud.
I was like, go space, oh shit.
Yeah, oh, I got, anyway, beer the night on beer flight.
Now I can't pick new Belgium because now I can't go straighter.
Yeah, I can't do no, it was ghost face.
No, honestly, I'm going to surprise you all, probably not, but the mango, mine, mine,
whatever, mango, yeah, mango from Lone Pine, no, Lone Pine is not on the payroll, I'm not
on their payroll, but I will be.
Which I was.
Yeah, facts, but no, long story short, I do think that that mango beer is actually top
five because it's not, it's not too sweet, it's not too tart or tangy and it's, I mean,
look at this thing.
I mean, it's clear, then shit, like, I mean, it's just clear goodness and it's kind of
strong.
Like, I'm not going to lie, like I thought I was crushing this, but all of these have
been over seven percent, have they not?
That's crazy.
So shout out to Lone Pine.
You know, hopefully one of these days we're going to go down and ignore you and try all
the beers that you have.
And now, it's time for the beer goggles of the week, oh, excuse me, Jesus, I was from
the depths of my soul, all right, listen, man, the UFC brings all the fighters out, man,
it don't matter if you're an amateur, a professional, but all it matters is you fight.
I am so confused, there's so many Ed Hardy jeans, slides, shirts that don't fit,
I don't know what's going on, I'm just saying, at a UFC event, listen, they're comfortable
shoewear, yes, for walking around and handling, you're running your errands and not wanting
to be bothered, just walking around alive, you're grown up, that's fine, you want to do
what you want to do.
Crocs, uggs, loafers, loafers to a UFC, like a, like an event,
Are you wearing with the loafers, apparently Ed Hardy jeans, then no, Ryan's don't
jeans.
Oh, my God, I love that really 2000s, the early 2000s sheep coming back, we're not going
down this route with you because you thought ghost rider, it ghost face for the same thing.
I did not think they were the same thing and I really, I corrected it almost immediately
because I knew I was wrong because I was like, wow, he's really giving me this shit about
this.
No, I really would like, I really, first off, Nick Cage, I know disrespect, no disrespect,
he is one of the great actors out there, but, but you can never, ever mix up Nick Cage
and ghost face killer, like, you don't even know who ghost face killer is, okay, get
the fuck out of here with this shit, I don't even know what the fuck to say to that.
Women's lacrosse, did you know that women's lacrosse has like a championship and a tournament
and all this shit like that?
Yes.
Well, apparently women's lacrosse championship got a little chippy and the coach was on
the field.
And she should, or he, she, all right, I don't represent gender.
Good, I'll all over Smith, Jill Smith, run over by her own player, flags come in, but that
seemed like palms on palms, oh my, Maddie Bus, the California head coach has taken down
Kendall Halper, a chaotic sequence here at the end of the first half, you have to think
that was accidental, but Maddie Bus ends up on top of a New York player.
Oh no, it does look like Maddie Bus kind of lost her head for a moment there and went
after Kendall Halper.
California palms, two minutes, coach on the field, misconduct, that got crazy, I cannot
go on the field.
No shit.
Hey, no, she was protecting her girl.
Listen, I feel you, but as the coach, you got, you're the one that's supposed to keep
the cup head, my, my kid's head.
She was a stick.
Here's the thing though, if you watch the, if you look at the video, those are the two,
those of you that are listening instead of watching, if you ever see this video, you
will see the stick does not actually hit the girl in the head.
It comes really fucking close and it moves, she had a ponytail and it moves her ponytail.
Technically, I guess it's part of her head, whatever, but it doesn't actually hit her
on the head.
Coach reacted because it was getting jippy and coach getting upset.
Coach is like, let me in.
Let me in.
She said, let me in coach.
She's the coach.
I just have never seen, I didn't know that they had a women's across championship tournament
teams.
Just assume that any sport has a champion.
I'm going to walk.
First off, I don't know women, they had a, I don't know, they had a women's lacrosse
league.
I don't know.
I'm really proud of you.
And look, Loki, I'm interested in it.
I'm invested now.
I'm invested now.
I'm invested now.
No, I'm fully invested now because I'm like, bruh, what?
They got women's lacrosse, because I watched the men's lacrosse season started a few
months or a month ago, so I'm like, shit, I'm in.
Apparently, that's a championship for the women, so it probably won't be back in season
for a while, but I'm going to do my research, googling and things and find out.
I have never seen a brawl in the middle of just a random play.
Never seen it in hockey.
Second, there.
It's toxic shot.
Comes back to the side of the post.
No, Hanson doesn't have it.
Krebs took a stab at it.
Now they're taking stabs at him and hanging again with punches with Krebs out of the
ice.
Here we go.
Metal of breaking out.
Behind me.
Yeah, boy.
I'm going out of tune.
Deaths, too, is on top of someone swinging away.
Deaths, too, and Byron, who tied up there.
Sammy's trying to peel him off.
Byron's getting angry on the bottom of the pile.
He's trying to get himself back up in here.
No one punches.
Byron coming out on top reading.
As he comes back in the fight.
Oh, they're not done, Deaths, too, and Byron.
Byron walks more.
Deaths, who've gotten one in Toronto last night as well.
Oh, look at this.
Krebs in the haggler trying to get out of here.
He's dropping his gloves.
The referee is in the turn of them and they come together.
Now they're rushing.
Still let him go.
Pain Krebs covering up.
Waiting to come over.
Top with the right hand.
Hegel holding on.
Ketched his breath after he started it.
Over the top with one.
Krebs still staying on a hard way.
Now again, while he's on the ice.
He takes a couple of the back of the head.
Bruh.
Mind you, they almost scored on that play.
Like they were about to score and all of a sudden somebody got checked and then all hell broke loose.
I love hockey.
Bruh.
And if I'm not mistaken, that was the game or that is the game that literally they scored.
It was like the score was like seven to eight.
Fuck.
In a hockey game?
Yeah, we had a...
I think it was last year or the year before the stars had a game against the Black Hawks.
And they were eight and zero.
And then the Black Hawks scored.
And I remember because I went to the game.
People were chanting to the Black Hawks fans.
It just doesn't matter.
Because they were like, yeah, we scored.
And everyone was like, it just doesn't matter.
I mean, it doesn't, but...
In this situation.
In this situation, it does seven to eight.
They were closed to shit.
That's 50.
That's really suck.
Man, I don't...
I wasn't going to say it.
I wasn't going to say all that.
I didn't say it, preset it.
But I mean, listen, I have never seen where like that play where they're going.
Like, that's an all-out brawl in the middle of...
There was no stoppage.
None of that.
It just all of a sudden somebody started punching.
So I don't know.
Apparently, Tampa Bay and Buffalo really don't like each other.
I didn't know this.
This is news to me.
So I thought it was Tampa Bay and Florida, like Miami.
I thought they didn't like each other, but...
Well, obviously, I don't think...
No one likes the Panthers.
But...
That's valid.
I think for the stars, it's Colorado.
Yeah, we hate Colorado.
We hate Colorado and we hate Las Vegas.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah.
Black Hawks, we don't like.
But...
I guess that's more of an old feud.
That's more of an old feud.
Like, I've heard that's more of like...
Back and day.
That's back in the day.
But we still feel it.
Really?
Yeah, I guess that's...
There's some...
I went to the game yesterday with my dad.
There's so many Black Hawks fans here.
And Papa Brian, get the invite, though.
That's crazy.
I got the invite.
Two hours before the game started.
Crazy.
Papa Brian should hit me.
How are we gonna...
We got drunk way faster than fucking with you.
And we probably would have started a fight.
It's like hockey would have won it.
No.
No, I'm just starting out.
I'm just starting out.
Anyway.
Don't forget a free Jack and Coke, though.
Oh, well, there you go.
Yeah.
And now...
All right, I'm sorry.
And that...
Was beer guy, was it the week?
And now...
It's time...
For the six pack of the week.
And Lucas still got the magic, baby.
Up against these good teams.
Notchish defended by Annanobi.
Three minutes in to order number three.
Lucas with one has to put it off.
He's falling out of bounds.
He lands in the first row.
And he makes...
Look at those where the clock is.
Look at the position Ochi is in.
And he makes that fallowage.
And that is just...
Come on.
This is off one leg, falling backward into the crack.
I mean, come on.
Yeah.
Come on, man.
That, dude, is...
Say what you will about his defense,
but his offense is never, ever under question.
That shot was crazy.
It's hell.
I mean, defender literally draped on him as far as draped can be.
This alley, you, though, from Harden...
I don't understand how someone is one brave enough
to make this throw or this lob.
And two, I don't understand how he got enough air under it
to make it happen.
Just watch.
That's on the mark.
Rebound tipped.
Arrow comes out of the pack.
Harden throws it ahead.
Oh, he throws it down.
What a pair of from Harden.
And mostly with the finish.
Now, bro, he threw it almost from full court.
Like, on the other...
Like, what the hell?
He threw that far as hell.
It's probably the best pass we've ever seen him make.
No jab.
That was insane.
And this finish was even way more insane than I thought about seeing
or anything like that.
But again, it's March Madness, baby.
You keep the ball out of Benini's hands.
Be tough to do.
He's not going to give it up now.
Final ticks.
Patriotic player that you're speeding in.
Get the line!
Go!
Benzley!
The U-Chance.
Backflip!
Go!
Chance.
Glad.
Sense being you.
To the title game.
That...
To go behind the back with three seconds left
to not trying to do a step back.
I'm out just running down a field.
And hit the buzzer.
Beater.
Three.
With distance.
He was so far from the three-point line.
Huh.
What a finish.
What a finish.
Also.
World baseball.
Classic.
Have you been watching it?
Oh my god, Bri.
What the fuck, man?
What are you doing with your life?
Huh.
That's valid.
Good answer.
Uh...
Somebody get Machado.
Machado.
Machado?
Yeah.
Somebody give a bag.
Brown ball Machado backhand.
You make that play look as easy as that.
Machado.
Not again.
Not again.
Oh!
Not again.
Oh!
Not again.
Oh!
Not again.
Oh!
Not again.
No.
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
World basketball.
Classic makes people like...
I just didn't...
First off, I didn't know...
...that the Dominican Republic had that greater players in the MLB.
And then on top of that...
I didn't know that Brazil had so many Japanese people.
I have never in my life seen so many Japanese people in the colors of Brazil.
It's crazy.
And now I got to talk to this coach because this is crazy, I would never show my face back at practice again if this happened to me as a coach.
So for those of you that are listening and not watching this young man was crossing up his coach step back and instead of taking the three he did a self alley
off the backboard and dunked it on his coach this for making me run fucking suicides um that's crazy in itself but what a hell what the hell
what a hell of a play and it's never over till it's over in the L.A. Marathon we found out
Merck seconds okay how close is Michael from from here are we is he within a eyesight from us in the last I don't know here here he comes here he comes so let's get right back down
you know whose lines that they can watch Michael for us a line up Mike look out from Kenya over two hours and 11 minutes on the clock
Martin.
Martin.
Oh my gosh.
Wow.
It is a photo finish for crowning of the 202686 LA marathon champion.
I'm not sure.
No work as we can only see just a little bit beyond.
We have to see that playback to see exactly what happened there because.
Bruh.
They claim to have tied.
That's what they said that he they crossed around at the same time or at the same time.
But to chop somebody down after running 26 miles, I mean, he chopped him down like for those
you don't know what chopped him down means.
He ran with all speed and power to get to catch him.
He wasn't in the camera angle at that time.
It was like.
Unreal to see somebody just out of nowhere like he hadn't been running the whole race.
Like he looked like he was rested.
Insane, bruh.
Insane.
And that.
Was a six pack of the week.
And now it's time.
But the conversations at the keg.
Should I be worried?
Bruh, you tell me.
I, as you all know, if you listen to the show, I am somewhat of a fitness enthusiast.
Bruh, roll their eyes.
Thank you, Bruh.
As you all know, I also like to do fitness competitions.
And I signed up for high rocks in Miami doubles.
Because this time I was like, you know, last time I was.
He's lonely.
I'm gonna let that one slide.
All right, all right.
So I signed up for doubles this time because I was like, you know what, after the accident,
you know, I'm saying, you know, I wasn't fully there.
Like I wasn't, you know, I wasn't fast as I wanted to be.
So I was like, well, doubles will probably be a little bit better because somebody else
can take some of the, you know, the fitness part of it or the strain of it of the weights
and the things like that that you have to do and push and running.
I can control the running.
Like I can control my running.
I can, you know, I, it splits it up essentially.
Well, my friend who is, who signed up with me.
First off, we got charity tickets because it was really hard to get tickets to this.
Yeah, it was really hard.
Your charity.
No, we're donating.
We're racing for a call.
I actually asked, which I'm going to ask you to donate to.
We're racing for mental health.
Okay.
Yeah, we're racing for mental health.
Would you talk mental health?
No, thank you.
No, just mental health.
Mental health altogether.
I made it universal.
But anyway, I've been trying to like a fucking animal.
Like I did a full high rock sim simulator exercise this Sunday.
And luckily there was a girl there that was also her partner didn't show up.
So we were like, I will run it together.
She was faster than me.
Shout out to her.
And like, no, not like that.
It wasn't, it wasn't, let me.
It sounds like a great romcom to me.
Man and a woman going to Miami together for one wild weekend.
Wild is crazy.
To be in a competition.
But no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
This was straight.
This was strictly like pret because she's going to the one the week before mine.
So I wouldn't ask her to do Miami right after that.
That's insane.
Especially for someone, especially for people that are not like professional athletes.
Like all they do is work out and do shit.
Like if you have a life outside of this shit, that shit is hard as hell.
But anyway, long story short, my homeboy didn't show up.
He hasn't, he hasn't posted a workout video or like, you know, a treadmill or anything like that in a few days.
So I'm already worried about that.
Putting them on blast.
Oh, yeah, fuck that shit.
And then on top of that, on top of that, I'm nervous because, as you all know,
with the climate we're in right now, with prices, gas prices are over $3 in Texas for fuck's sake.
You can hit $5 soon.
Air line tickets are out of control.
I bought my tickets before all this shit happened.
Because I'm going to Tampa, like I told you, right after the race, probably a few days later,
I'm going to go see my aunt and I go see my cousins.
You know, everybody we're all going to kick it in Tampa.
He has not bought his plane ticket yet.
He has not posted the charity link yet either.
An area video.
Yeah, and not a video of him working out.
Or like, you know, I don't care about the videos necessarily you're working out.
Because people don't think, like, I don't post every day of my workouts.
Like that's, I think he's going through something.
Have you checked in on him?
He's ducking me.
That was my last thing.
Okay.
He's ducking me like the plague right now.
And I'm like, brah.
Because we usually talk all the time.
Does he have a girlfriend?
He does.
Okay.
She's out of town.
Maybe they broke up.
No, I would, that would definitely be a fuck it.
Yeah.
Like he would, I'm that guy.
Like he would call obviously with the beer show.
See, let's go get drunk.
You're right.
Let's go.
But he's not.
She did what?
No, fuck that bitch.
Let's go get some drink.
But it's like, I cheated on her.
Yeah.
How dare she catch you?
Let's go drink the celebratory of freedom.
It wasn't me.
It wasn't me.
I'm that friend, but I'm a little worried, man.
And someone told me, like, brah.
You know, issue a boy, y'all like, y'all close, y'all talk almost every other day.
Which we used to talk all the time.
You know what I'm saying?
And now it's kind of like, you know, like I said, he ducked me.
You're going through a breakup.
Come on, man.
It's a friend's breakup.
Just un-ungirled this for a little bit.
No, I've been through it a few years.
Ungirled this.
No, I'm not breaking up with anybody.
But I'm just saying, like, should I be worried?
Yeah.
I'm a girl, though.
And my friend didn't text me for a few days.
I'd be like, you alive?
You good?
But see, my thing is, like, guys, we survived.
We fine.
Like, I'm fine with that.
But my thing is, is all the tall tail signs are that he's going to flake.
Well, yeah, he's going to.
But here's the fucked up thing.
He can't.
Like if he flakes, I'm fucked because it's $600 for these tickets for both of us.
Now I can get somebody else depending on how fast he flakes.
Like I can change the name.
You think of, like, calling him, maybe?
I'm going to have to because at this point, I'm really concerned and I'm like, bruh,
like...
Call him, be like me.
He's my dog, but she...
I broke up with my girl.
Bullshitting right now.
And here's my thing is, I think, for the first high rocks, I think a lot of people that
just want to do it, don't take it serious.
They don't take it as serious as they should.
Me being the psychopath that I was, I am...
Yeah.
Thank you for admitting it.
That's first step.
I wanted to be at a certain time.
So I took it very serious because of the time aspect.
You're only going to erase with yourself.
Right.
But I was so adamant about it.
I was like, man, fuck, I want to be at this time.
I want to be...
You know, I want to be in the top percentile of my age group, blah, blah, blah, blah.
And I took it so serious, the accident kind of changed some things.
But still, I wasn't supposed to go, like, so many people told me not to do it.
And I was like, nah, I'm a goat.
Tell me not to hurt myself.
Tell me I could, which is don't do too much.
If you feel anything, pinch, stop immediately.
Nothing pinched, everything hurt, nothing pinched.
You got to take the small victories, baby.
Also should I be worried about my fucking team, the packers right now?
I'm sorry.
That was such a switch.
But this is all I've been thinking about for the past 48 hours.
We have been over the cap like six, I think six times in my entire life.
And this time we have one of the great, we had one of the best defenses we've had.
And I knew we were going to lose some players, Gary was on the block.
Why is Kishon Nixon not gone?
Why is Kishon Nixon not gone?
Some of you are looking at the fucking screen like, who's Kishon Nixon?
Look him up.
He would disappoint you too.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
It's okay.
I'm disappointed.
What are you disappointed in?
I don't know.
I was trying to be like, oh, fuck you.
I was trying to be there for you.
Of course you are.
When the Kansas City Chiefs just get their best running back, they've had a fucking
and fucking centuries, yeah, the bills, fucking new stadium ahead of fucking schedule.
Two billion dollars stadium already had a schedule.
They might open it for next season like, I'll get it is what it is.
Go for next season, despise y'all.
But you know what, though, if he does flake, I'm not really, I've decided today I decided
this.
Yes, that was a little, but not really hurt, kind of perturbed like, why waste my time?
Like you know how, like he was there, like he was listening to me, like the whole reason
he wanted to do it because he heard how like hard I was going out.
He was like, bro, and every, here's the thing, everybody can see the change, right?
Body, energy, just conversations, because I don't, I'm not outside anymore.
I'm like training, I'm focused, I'm reading more, like even my mother said, wouldn't the
fuck did you become a bookworm and like, he was singing the Hunger Games song when he
walked in.
That was off camera.
That was just for us.
That was just for us.
Bro, that's a good ass song.
That is a good ass song.
That is a good ass song.
I was like, are you, are you?
Are you?
Are you?
Are you?
Are you?
Hey listen, I don't even know the words.
I just fucking rock and stuff.
I'm plugging in stuff and I turn around and I go, is that fucking?
Yeah.
Listen, that is a good ass, first off, that's a good ass book and a good books series, whatever.
And then the movies were amazing as well.
Like.
Even the spin-off one.
Yeah.
Amazing.
And I hear this getting right into another one.
Yeah, they're doing Heymitches, games now.
Oh, I'm so excited.
That's crazy.
But.
But also I'm ready for heartbreak.
Oh, what's heartbreak?
Because he loses everyone.
Oh, I was like, what's heartbreak?
Ah, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.
And you wonder why.
Next book.
No.
But yeah, so I feel like my, I was more so upset, like, perturbed, like, you know, annoyed
if you had perturbed.
You could tell I'm reading perturbed.
Yeah.
Oh, my God.
Yeah, I know.
That's a two word.
That's a two word.
It's crazy.
I'm just, I'm just an, I was annoyed by it because it's like, one, it's a lot of money.
It's a lot of stuff.
Miami's a good time.
So I'm always down for Miami, always down for Miami.
But if I'm not going to compete in Miami, that just means I got to go down to an active
fool.
Um, and that's, I guess what I'll do.
But.
I mean, you don't have to tell me what you got left.
I mean, no, yeah.
I'm not, I mean, I don't know what active fool means, uh, listen to the vacation, the vacation
is approved.
We're good to go.
We're good to go.
No, honestly, got through the, and I'm going regardless because I've already bought
the flight.
So I'm like, now I'm like, I could just go down there and hang out.
Am I actually even find somebody to replace him, but I don't, I don't have very many friends
that are athletically like runners like that.
So I'm almost like to the point where I'm like going to join a run club and, and, and,
and, and, and, and manipulate somebody into me in an Iraq's, like, you, you look like
a, you look like you could be a great high-rock athlete.
Really?
Yes.
You should come with me to Miami.
I got it.
I got the hotel room.
That's great.
I got it.
I got it all set.
What?
Yeah.
They were.
This isn't creepy at all.
I swear, I'm not going to murder you.
I'm, I'm not that kind of psychopath.
I'm a minute to go, but I think what you're the one.
I'm a glutton for pain for myself, not anyone else, but I don't know, I'm just starting
to get worried.
We're under a month because it happens the first week of April and we are less than a month
away.
And, yeah, it's Easter Easter weekend, which April 5th, yeah.
So I'm a little concerned.
I'm a little worried.
Yeah.
St. Paddy's day is coming up.
See, that's the thing.
I got to see, I got to stay away from outside because St. Paddy's day is dangerous.
I'm ready.
Did you just kick your legs?
What the fuck was that?
That's the worst thing.
If that's what the iris be doing, I'm concerned.
They're like, they're like, God, where's the camera?
Where you need it?
Oh, my goodness.
No, but yeah, so anyway, how's your working out life going?
Are you still going to?
Yeah.
So going to yoga.
That's about it.
I got to go to yoga before.
Actually, I got to go to yoga soon because I got to get this stretching on and sweating
on and stuff.
Yeah, literally.
Tomorrow I have my 8 a.m. yoga class.
And then I have a CBD massage at 10.30, and then I work at four, but, you know, you're
going to be like ultra relaxed.
Yeah.
We're going.
Happy.
Yeah.
I've never really been into the CBD thing.
See, I did the massage one once, like two years ago.
It was fantastic.
Well, I say that, but like, I've never, I've part taken in a few for sleep, but I've never
like been awake and like rocked with it, like, you know what I mean?
You got to think about massages.
I'm out.
Like, I don't like massages.
Oh, I love them.
So I do one every time.
I think it's very weird and creepy for people to be all up in your shit.
And I just, I don't like people who open my shit.
I hold a lot of tension in my neck and like my lower back.
You told you that your massage therapist?
No.
Like, they told me.
As I said, your massage therapist.
Yeah.
She said to me, they were, it was the first one I ever got, and she was like massaging
into me and she, she stopped and like goes, hey, you okay?
Damn.
It's like, yeah, she went, okay, can you relax for me?
Right.
Like, so I did it.
I was like, I was like, hey, I mean, she's like, no, you're not.
No.
So like, I went to the chiropractor, you know, after the accident, everything like that.
And, you know, I had a little, turns out I had a little, little issues and stuff like
that.
But like, the first time getting my, like, lower shot hip pop, like, not lower hip, but
like, hip pop and like, feeling that, like, relief.
I was, sir, do you want dinner?
I'll take you.
Right now.
Do you want, what do you want?
And then, like, later that, the wire across the street has a woman's thing right now.
It's really good.
Is it?
What?
Oh, yeah.
You don't know about this?
Girl dinner?
No.
Sorry.
Finish your story and we'll get to my story.
No, no, no, no, this is way more interesting.
No, no, no, this is way more interesting.
No, no, no, no, this is way more interesting.
So there's this thing that it was, so I always go across the street to haywire.
Yes.
Like, for dinner, not all the time, but, yes, all the time.
Yeah, all the time.
It's really good.
But I was scrolling through TikTok, like, four days ago, and these girls were, like,
kept going to haywire, and I was like, but I, like, scroll past.
I'm very, like, if you don't get me, like, two seconds, I'm going.
So I just, like, I went back, so I was like, this is the fourth one I'm seeing about
haywire.
What is going on?
So I go back and haywire has a girl dinner for 30 bucks.
It is a six-ounce steak, Caesar salad, fries, and a martini.
Brother 30 bucks.
What the fuck?
That's amazing.
That's a deal.
Yeah.
And I literally, I stood up and went, right.
Yo, you and this Irish day, it's got a chill, right?
So I got here early today.
I went across the street.
30 dollars for a steak, salad, and a martini.
Well, I finished that thing, yeah, and a side of fries.
And their fries are good.
They're like the shoe street.
Yeah.
Like, what do we do?
Why do we...
I'm...
It's international women's month.
I've mentioned it again.
That's a bullshit.
You can still get it as a man.
Yeah, but I'm going to pay way more.
No, you just say, can I get the girl dinner?
You just have to say it.
No way they give a guy the girl dinner you never know they might I didn't ask a lot of guy. It's twenty twenty six. You never know. Yeah, that's crazy. I'm highly upset with this
Yeah, cuz we don't get no steak dinners like that
Anyway, cook your own steak
See see this is the bullshit I be talking about anyway
This is beer thirty sports o'clock and apparently we're cooking our own steaks
This is a stolen water media production