Artists are weird | Beer 30 Sports O’clock

This is beer, 30 sports, uh, clock.
Oh, and this episode's beer is an old favorite, but a goodie.
It is New Belgium's Buddha Ranger, Juicy Hayes, IPA, and those of you that follow the show
know that I've had this live at the, um, Frisco Rough Rider Stadium, uh, it was very good.
Not gonna lie.
Couldn't guess what it was, but it's very good beer.
It is 7.5%, it's just tropical, ombrellumous, juicy, smooth.
And this certain situation, this is really good.
Yeah.
And this certain situation.
And what we're in.
And what we're in, this is great.
So, uh, I would like to apologize now if you do happen to hear any fan background noise.
The, uh, we are in a, our studio is having an AC, uh, fixer upper and the, yeah.
So it's a little toasty in here, uh, me with my long sleeve and my jeans on, uh, did
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I was already out and it's usually cold in here.
And then when they text that, I was like, oh, shit.
I picked the wrong day and I'm still hot.
Yeah.
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Now, let's get into it news.
You can boost to, hmm, all right.
So as you all probably know, I wasn't here last week.
Did you miss me?
No, nobody missed me.
Yeah.
I missed you, Ziggy.
Ah, thank you.
I appreciate that.
Even though I think you're lying to me, uh, you did, actually, actually, yes, uh, you
did.
Uh, but yeah, sure.
My mom told me hey, tech Ziggy and see how he's doing.
You know what?
I'm going to replace you.
I'm going to have to replace you.
I'm going to have to replace you with your family.
Your family loves me.
No, I'm kidding.
I texted you before.
Oh, okay.
That's what I was saying.
But you was like, how's Ziggy doing?
Yeah.
No, that's the stuff.
So, uh, I did go to Miami.
I did high rocks.
It was very, very, very good idea.
I got a personal record, uh, for my own, uh, self, um, my partner who I told you guys,
I was worried about, I actually did really fucking good.
I don't know if it was because I was yelling like we dogs and come on, you got the heart
of a fucking lie in and all that shit.
No, we dogs.
Yes.
I said, we have to meet today.
Yes.
I was going to say, and that's what I said.
I said, we just men say that.
So like, I was like, I don't know how I feel about that.
But no, I like, I was trying to motivate.
I felt like, first of all, I felt really proud of how far he's come because in the beginning
when we first signed up for this, he wasn't really, um, not like he wasn't athletic because
he's been playing basketball since he was a kid.
But you know, you kind of, as you get older, you kind of let things live, you're running
a business, you're doing those things and you're doing all and you're working, got kids,
a kid.
He has one kid.
So then, you know, I'm saying like, listen, life be life and right.
So, low story short, it was, it was really, really good.
We finished in an hour and 40, um, which to me, Miami was really tough because one,
it was, it was, um, we had to do three laps on the first one and that kind of like set
the tone.
And we did really good.
I feel like for where we were at and he wants to do another one, he's also training again.
I'm doing another one.
Y'all know, I have a personal goal to get myself to an hour and then I won't stop doing
high rocks until I get there and then I'll reevaluate if I need to go up and wait
or up to the pro division or just find another psychotic fitness thing.
You know what happened recently in my life.
My best friend, Dariana, she just posted that she's training for high rocks and I went,
how the fuck did you hear about that?
I'm telling you, it's like, it's, it's first of, it, they, she was, she was like, training
for high rocks and I went, I took her immediately, I said, how do you know about that?
It's, listen, I, I, I, the blog on, on the blog, we talked, we talked about,
where it started, how long it's been around and that it may end up being a lot like CrossFit
where it becomes a, a monumental fitness challenge and Olympic sport and I think because of the,
the international thing that it has grown into, because first of it started overseas,
started I think in Germany, if I'm not mistaken, and now it is, it's taken over the US,
like, they're going to Tampa now, they're going to Nashville now, they're going to Denver,
they're going to, um, uh, they're, well, they're talks of Austin, but Austin's kind of weird.
They're going to keep Austin weird.
I mean, exactly, um, but yeah, and then they're, they're going to New York.
They have New York booked the peer booked two weekends in a row.
That's crazy.
You know what I'm saying? Like, like, and, and they've added days, we're talking eight days,
because it's Thursday, Friday, Saturday, and Sunday, both weekends.
Oh, and it sold out. You cannot get a ticket.
You can't even get a fucking spectator ticket right now.
Oh, wow.
Yeah, it is, this is what I'm saying though.
It's on the cheaper than the Olympics right now.
Did you see those ticket prices?
I wouldn't say it's cheaper because it's still only like $200 to participate in only like
15, 20 bucks, a spectator for the finals of swimming.
Yeah, it's like a thousand dollars.
I don't want to talk about it because I just bought F1 tickets for Miami.
You bought F1 tickets for Miami.
And you didn't invite me.
Oh, well, I'm huge.
Okay, first off, you texted me the other day at a stars game with a beer.
Yeah, second of all, it wasn't a beer.
It was a cut one.
Oh, sorry, it was a cut one.
I was the espresso one.
That's right.
And I'm like, nice.
They're not thinking about it.
Wait, the fuck a minute.
But I didn't text it to you because I was going to wait to see you.
How did you not?
It was my dad's ticket that he bought.
Well, he didn't buy.
He's a seasoned ticket holder.
So again, pop a brief.
I don't know what I did to you.
Was it the bear's thing?
I'm sorry.
I take it.
I can't take it back.
Yeah, no, you can't take it back.
And the bears is my mom.
That, well, pops ain't going to, I'm not saying pops ain't going to his mom.
Like, there's a reason they've been married for so long.
But listen, what I have, what I got to do, man, you seasoned ticket holder.
I never get invites.
I don't understand.
What do I got to do?
I like the stars.
I like banging on the glass.
Listen, I even got my son involved.
My son wants to bang on glass when he turned 16 now.
He was scared to do it last year.
I was like, why?
I think he's selling his first round playoff tickets.
So.
Ah, let me know, let me know.
I'll let you know.
We'll talk, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
We'll talk.
Side quest, we'll talk.
Side quest.
Um, but anyway, so let's get into some real news, right?
Y'all, y'all heard enough about my shenanigans.
But yeah, high rocks is officially here, bro.
Like, I think it's going to be, uh, I think it may actually end up being bigger
than CrossFit because CrossFit is random and you have to be somewhat athletic
to do some of the things that they do.
Um, and I say somewhat because it's like,
you can get away with being talented as far as you know,
I mean, as far as form, right?
But high rocks is literally for everyone.
Like, people were out of, not out of shape, but they were
larger men, you know, I'm saying that we're running with us like
and keeping up, you know, I'm saying for some of the, some of the race,
then there were people like, they make it a fun thing.
Like, it's such a vibe.
Even, and I hated our, our start time was so fucking late.
But it was so, it was still fun.
Like, it was still such a vibe.
Um, it was still like, you had the DJ still going to the end of the night.
Now, when we were finishing, we saw them packing up.
It was crazy.
Yeah, no, no, no, we were the last, we were like the second or third to last.
And the people behind us, like soon as they finished the first obstacle,
they were, that's funny.
Second obstacle, and I'm like, yeah, I don't ever want to do Sunday night again.
Like, I was Sunday night when we started.
I don't ever want to do Sunday night again.
And if that's my start time, I will back out and flip my tickets.
Like, I don't want to do it because it felt good,
but we didn't get the, like, I got a full experience when I went to Vancouver.
I went at, we went, the races at 6am.
I went, my mom, we went around afterwards.
My mom was talking to people.
We were looking at the booths.
We were doing all these things.
We got to enjoy the full experience.
To the point where my mom was like, this is so much fun.
I would love to come out and watch all of your, you know, events or whatever.
And just, she, like, we didn't get that same experience at Miami because it was so late.
She didn't come to Miami.
No, she didn't come to Miami.
It was just a guys trip, and honestly, my, my boy was really,
I think he was nervous because he wasn't expecting, he didn't know what to expect.
But, yeah.
We'll talk more about that.
Yeah, it's a hangover clip.
Sorry, yeah, yeah, back to the real news.
While I was gone, March Madness concluded.
And UCLA women's won the National Championship.
They blew out South Carolina.
Just as South Carolina blew out, you can't.
And I'm not going to lie that it kind of, it was,
it wasn't really fun to watch.
I'm not going to lie.
Like, it wasn't fun to watch at all.
And a lot of the women's college basketball this year has been the cream of the crop at the top.
And everybody else kind of fighting for third, fourth, fifth or whatever the place.
Now, everyone, you know, again, there wasn't a lot to talk about during the championship.
I mean, it was just dominant.
Like UCLA, Betts was going crazy.
Yikes, I think is her name.
I forget how to say her name, but it's J-A-Q-U-E-Z or something like that.
It's hot, or something like that.
Anyway, she, she was going crazy.
She went crazy, like, she had a phenomenal game to the point where like,
she's going to be a top draft pick just based off that game, right?
And not just, but that pushed her over.
All everyone could talk about, though, was the ending of South Carolina versus Yukon.
Did you see this?
Pretty weak.
I mean, what's with the women empowerment thing?
I mean, what do you know?
What day was it?
Fuck, I don't remember.
South Carolina versus Yukon.
Yeah, the women's.
Women's, yeah.
It was, it was a while.
It was like almost a week and a half ago now.
Now, no.
It was while I was in Miami because it happened like.
Okay, so that week, I worked nonstop because we were gone.
That's valid.
But anyway, all anyone could talk about was coach Don and coach Geno's handshake at the end of
the game because Geno, coach Geno shook her hand, mad aggressively pulled her in and said
something and it was to the something of don't disrespect me.
And then the next thing, you know, Don, who is she from that side of the train tracks had to go
back to that side real quick and told, Geno, I'll fuck you up.
From what he said, he said that basically they didn't, they she disrespected them,
the coaching staff are not coming to shake his hands, their hands at the pregame,
which turned out to be false as fuck.
Like she not only shook all the hands, she dapped and hugged them like it was nothing
below facts.
And on top of that, on top of that, Yukon has been a very dominant force in women's
cause basketball. They blow out a lot of people for coach Geno to get that upset after
getting his ass whooped and showing absolute no grace, no grace whatsoever.
Well, he's a man. Stop. Stop. Just because you listen to the frat boys at the bar,
doesn't mean doesn't mean that all men are the same. We are not. But Geno really played
himself and let's face it, bro, you as mad because you got blown out. And honestly,
I feel like it put a damper on Yukon's and your credibility or your coaching.
He later apologized. So I was going to go on a rant and cuss him out and all this stuff.
But I'm, you know, he apologized to Don directly, apparently.
Oh, what happened? What do I say? He apologized.
No, no, it was something that we talked about a few weeks ago.
Okay. It just came to me. Uh-huh. Something came out today about something we talked about
a few weeks ago. Okay. But I'll get into it later. I'll let you finish.
Oh, okay. I'm like, wait, what happened? So yeah, so long story short, man, I do think that
he apologized. So I got to give him credit for that. I do think though, like it goes to show,
like you got to take both sides of that ass with him. Like sometimes you give him, sometimes you
get him. It's not about getting them or giving them all the time. It's a, it's a back and forth.
You got to take just as much as you give pause. But I'm just saying, like, listen,
cause you know, you my dog, you can't produce my homie page. She's a fucking legend and, um,
you've produced some other greats as well, but you showed your ass. And I'm just really,
really, it's really unfortunate that that honestly is the only thing that overshadowed the,
uh, the championship. Now to men's to the coaches that didn't show the ass,
Michigan beat Yukon in the final game of the final four championship game. Um, honestly,
it was a really good game. We watched this game at the bar in Miami. Shout out to Grails. Um,
it was a really good game. Uh, Yukon honestly looked like they were about to take this game. They,
they set the tone, the speed Michigan couldn't make a three to save their life. They were literally
like, oh, and 11. And I think they didn't hit, but maybe two threes, the entire game, maybe two or
three and 14. Um, it was bad. Like it was terrible. But the one thing they did do is get to the lane.
And they got to the lane and astronomical numbers. Their free throws were like way beyond Yukon's.
And it was nothing, it was nothing that, you know, I'm saying that Yukon can really do because
again, like I thought in the beginning, I thought Michigan would win the whole thing because of
their size and because of their athleticism with that size. And I was right. Um, but all in all,
it was a really good game. Michigan capitalized off of the free throws and they won their first
championship in 20 years in men's college basketball. So shout out to Michigan. Shout out to UCLA
women as well. Notice respect to UCLA. I know I didn't talk about that much on the women's side of
it. But like I said, it was such a dominant showing that it was kind of like, I mean, you know,
and then let shout out to the coach, the coach, both Don and the coach, you know, was mad love,
you know, blah, blah, blah. And also the coach of UCLA, damn, I'm forgetting her name now,
had a great moment. Tell me about coming to your mom. My mom was on the court with her during
an interview. Oh my god. Brought tears. Brought tears. Brought fucking tears. Now let's
just change our news. Diana Rossini. Some of you know her. Some of you don't. Some of you have seen
memes about her. Some of you have seen videos and you don't understand the context. The
what's going on? She's a famous sports sports reporter slash writer. And she's under some pressure
right now. She is under some some real crazy pressure right now. The same kind of pressure
that other men would be crucified for. Yeah. She is. She is pictured together with the head coach,
your boy of the New England Patriots. Mr. Mike Vrable. I don't like the New England Patriots.
No, but you like the coach. Remember, this is the coach that the girl, the lady, the female reporter
from Tennessee that he let asked the question. Yeah. You was, I was your man. She was hyping your man.
He's a woman. I said, no, I was glad. But I was like, I don't like the New England Patriots.
No, you don't. No, no, no, but they were pictured together at an adult. This is where it gets kind
of creepy. An adult or weird, all inclusive resort. So for those of you who, yeah, no, no,
facts like you go there with something you plan on getting naked with. Or just to get away from
children. True. But there was no one else in sight. Oh, I was like, that's why I would go.
For sure. But there was no one else in sight in the pictures. And one of the pictures,
they're holding hands. Like, no, I mean, kind of like like a high five, but it looked like they
were coming down like they weren't letting go. Oh, okay, because in my mind, I'm like, okay,
they're holding hands. Yeah, no, and then there's yeah, and there's like, yeah, and there's like
holding hands like, yeah, it was, it was like that, but it came down here. And then they're
holding hands like you're praying. They were not heads. We're not down. They were looking at each
other. They were looking each other in the face. Okay. Right. You know, I said, and it wouldn't be
problem. I'm gonna send you the picture. It wouldn't be an issue. It both of them weren't married.
But they both are. And Diana Rossini, like, as two kids talks about her kids and her husband
a lot, apparently in some weird ways, like, and like a Mormon way. No, in some like, in some like,
like she talked about when she was in New Orleans, I think on an interview, a Super Bowl week,
and was like, I've done things. I've done things this week. I haven't even told my husband about
yet. It's like, wait, what? Like, these are the type of clips that are coming out. And it's like,
whoa, whoa. Well, listen, you get picture with variable. They didn't come to service until you
get picture with another married man due to an adult fanning myself. No, I mean, you know,
said, listen, I don't even do that. But they claimed there were other people there. They were like
other friends there. They were like, oh, it was a friend trip. It was a friend trip.
It was a friend trip. Right. Right. So where the house? They never mentioned husband and wife.
They've never mentioned, oh, my wife was there. Like, what are y'all talking about? My family
in those days, they never mentioned. They said other friends were there. Yeah. None of the pictures
show anybody nice to them. None of the pictures. Now, I don't think there was a theory out there
that I that Racini's hut. There's a, again, this is just a theory. This isn't true. This is just
a tweet that I went down a rabbit hole. Y'all know how I get. Yeah. Diana Racini's husband sent a
private investigator to investigate them. Because these pictures are not paparazzi style pictures. These
are like private. Somebody was up on them for private investigation. Because these pictures are
close enough where you can see everything. But far enough, where you weren't paying attention.
And like, it sounds like these people are like kind of high-ish profile. Yeah, my brain was
innocent. Yeah. So if they were going to a adult inclusive thing, they would be on like a
no one say anything. These people are here. Right. But this looks like somebody, like I said,
this looks like a professional regardless of the fact whether professional and Racini and then
weren't. It was all innocent and whatever the case would be. This is a bad look for both of them.
Yeah. This is a bad look for her because her credibility now is kind of like, oh, so you
fucking coaches. And we know Minermen. Minermen, we're going to do some dog shit.
I just wanted to say it. It was only that one that was like, like hating on the woman.
It's fine. But no, we're going to do some, some of us will do some creepy shit. And I apologize
that up front. And some of us are going to look at you sideways because we respected you and treated
you like, no, you worked hard to get up to this, to this level. And now your the script has flipped.
Like, wait, whoa, whoa. You know what I'm saying? So it's just, it's a bad look. And then the same
thing for variable, like, you're married. And how can you hold stuff on, well, digs is no longer
on the team. But how can you hold your players accountable to stay out of trouble with their spouses
when you're saying, yeah, yeah. So it's just a bad look for both. Are they consenting adults?
Yes. Who gives a shit? Do you handle your business? No, I'm not saying that they might be.
No, I'm not saying anything about it. I'm gonna send you the picture. The look that they had
while holding hands looked like I'm finna digging that ass. Has the wife said anything?
The wife is not very public. Vrable's wife is not very, she's like very home body looking.
She don't really be out in the public like that. She's not like lip fillers and all that. Like,
she ain't that type. From what I've seen, all right, the pictures I've seen. I'm not saying
she can't be in the media. But I'm saying she just doesn't look like she craves that attention.
She doesn't choose. Right. Okay. Now Diana's husband is also the same way. He's kind of like behind
the scenes. I've never really seen. Actually, no one has actually even, well, there's been pictures
of them, but they're old wedding pictures that just popped up obviously. But listen, he's a regular
guy, you know what I'm saying? He's not a, you know, whatever case it'd be. Anyway, I don't cheat.
Not for real. The draft is next week. So I just wanted to put this in there real quick.
The number one draft pick, Fernando, whatever the fuck, it is Mendoza. Yeah, it is Mendoza. I just
didn't want to say his name. First off, we know he's going to be a raider. So stop being salty that you
lost. I know you would think Miami's my team. They're not my team, but I just, I hate losing. I covered,
but I just hate losing. I hate Miami losing. I wanted it. I wanted you to be back. Yeah, I know. I know.
He said he's not going to the draft in Pittsburgh. He would rather enjoy the time with his family,
which some of you may or may not know, but his mom is actually bound to a wheelchair. And like,
I get it. You know, I'm saying moms, it's a lot of situations. Plus on top of that, you want them
to enjoy this just as much. And you're at home, like he's from Florida. He's from Miami. You know what I'm
saying? So you know, it's about to be Cuban. Now that the game is over. Now that the Indiana thing is
over the entire Miami culture is probably going to be Miami community is going to be behind him.
You know, I'm saying food out of this world. All that shit like that. But I think that it's kind
of weird because I can't remember the last time a number one pick was not at the draft.
Number one, like sure, it's been first rounders not at the draft, but a number one pick
not being at the draft. It hasn't happened in a while. And I also would like to talk about the
fact that again, it's these are not big deals, but I just kind of, you know, football is coming.
The draft is starting. So that means that things are starting to get together and rolling for
the NFL season. Thank God. We miss you football. Shout out to you, F L. You F L's been pretty fucking
entertaining. No, Jesus. It's not a big deal, but he was throwing on his pro day. And on his pro day,
he looked good, but he did the one thing that everybody was crucifying Sanders for last year
in the draft. Now, I'm not saying it's the same caliber of player, not even saying that.
But everybody was losing their mind when Sanders was padding the ball before he threw it. And I
shit you not every time I saw a deep ball, especially from Mendoza, he padded the ball.
Not a single word blip peep anything out of the media scouts anybody. Almost as if it was like
a Sanders thing only. Just saying, I just wanted to point it out. It's not a big deal. The draft
is coming. The draft is coming. And now it's time for the beer flight of the night.
All right, let me first up. We have prairie artists in ale. And it's called
hollaback girl. It is 6.2%. It is a sour ale with banana, be an an a a a a a a mango passion fruit and
pineapple. All right. So it's very fruity. I smell some mango in there.
I smell banana too. Sorry, I got to get in there. I got to get a banana too.
I should have known.
Surprisingly not as sour as I thought. Still give me a little bit of beer face there.
But it's actually really good. You can taste the mangoes. You can taste a little bit of bananas.
You can taste the pineapple. Like it's this was a very good blend. Like this is what I this is
what I would love as a sour. Like this. Okay, I'm good. I can rock with this. This makes sense.
And it's a summer. It feels like a summer vibe. Maybe a little hot in here, but that you know what I'm
saying is I feel it feels good. Next up is from Trinity Sider. And it's called a side boob watermelon
cider. It is 5% and it is just fresh summer watermelon word. And it's only three grams of sugar.
Thank you. It looks like champagne. It looks like pink rosé. All right, there you go.
Smells like a jolly rancher. It smells like candy. You smell the watermelon. It's like
mid look. The shit ain't bananas. It's not maybe that's why maybe like this hour overpowered the
the cider, but the side it just tastes very like middle of the road. There's no like I was expecting
with the smell. It smells really good. Like it smells really really good. Well, I have a clean
pallet. So pass me that can real quick. All right. Well, yeah, stop yelling at me.
I will say this like it smells really strong watermelon. Like I'm expecting to get like a
sweeter taste, but it or a bitter taste. I didn't get any. I didn't get anything. I didn't get
refreshing a mid jolly rancher. Yeah, like one has been sitting in your car too long.
Well, I wouldn't say that. I'd say like five years. I wasn't going to put a time on it. Jesus,
five years. You shouldn't eat that. It's not sweet. It's not sweet. It's like sweet at the
beginning. And then it's very and it's like, oh, I'm drinking Prosecco. Oh, very Prosecco.
I love a mimosa. I'm a mimosa. Yeah, I mean, low-key. It would be a vibe. Next up. I could drink this
by the pool. Yeah, I could see why they said very it's crushable because like it is. It feels very
crushable. Next up from Lakewood Brewing. It is sweater weather. It is a winter warmer
ale. Oh, yeah, 6.7% of my bad. Good. The can say 6.7. Yeah. Oh, on the website, it says 7.5.
Holy shit. What the fuck? What kind of mistake is this? Wait, really? It says that? Wait, hold on.
Let me see the can. Is it like a different? I don't know. Hold on. Because it says sweater weather
on my. Yeah, sweater weather on mine too. sweater weather. Winter warmer ale.
Yeah. All right. Somebody loud does. Someone's awesome.
Honestly, it smells good. It smells just a Belgian winter. Big, multi-perfect for the holidays.
We have no holidays. Yeah, no, yeah. It's hot at hell. So not a holiday thing. But it smells,
it smells multi. I don't know if I'm tripping next holiday or smell a hint of cinnamon. Yeah.
Okay. So I'm not tripping. Okay. That's usually in like in the mulch in like a winter warmer.
Got it. Is like cinnamon, not human.
Low key. Fire. Yeah. Fire. Like Lakewood. I'll put you out foot in this.
I can see why this feels like a winner. It's heavy. So I could this taste. You taste the heaviness.
You taste the malt. The it makes me think of putting on a hoodie or jacket. You know,
I'm saying, but maybe because it's the name, but also it's it's heavy like it's very
very winter ale. I like this. I like this a lot.
Yeah. I got two on here that are different that I like. That's crazy.
All right. It might be coming out now. Go home again. Next up.
We have hop fusion ale works. You say this name because I can't. I think I'll put it up.
Go go and nail. There we go. A nejo. Okay. It's 8.99 percent. It is.
Which is wild. Yeah. I don't know why. Like I'm assuming it's like for a specific reason.
Okay. Okay. Okay. But I don't know what the reason is. Yeah. Now we're here. We're here.
Because it says it's from Fort Worth. Yeah. Cause I was like 8.99 percent.
And my mind was like, is that like those zip code? No. Is that maybe like the road?
There you go. No. No. Well, I don't know that part. Yeah. We don't know that part.
But it is a imperial stout, an imperial milk stout, um, hazelnut, dark chocolate,
toffee, aged with coconut. So I smell the, I smell the coffee beans. Obviously.
And then I do, I do also smell. I think coconut, but it could be the hazelnut.
I don't know. That's kind of a weird blend there. I didn't. Hazelnut sounds like Nutella.
Oh, then it's definitely the coconut because Nutella. I don't like to smell the Nutella.
Glad to be a service on that one. Thank you.
Surprisingly not bad. Not overpowering the coffee on the front end. The back end,
the aftertaste, you taste the coffee being the stout. Um, but it's actually not crazy.
Like it's not one of those styles. I'm like, Jesus Christ. Like, oh my God. It's so stouty.
This was very coconut, very hazel. It was like a blend. It was a good mix.
So not bad. Oh, yeah, I was about to say, you're just trying all of them today.
All you didn't try to win or whether you just are sweater, whether you just wanted to see
if there was a right can. My bad. Let me not drag you into my alcoholic rage. Um,
right? Am I right or what? The aftertaste. Yeah, the aftertaste is,
aftertaste is coffee bean, but the beginning on the front end of it. Yeah.
Very coconut coconut, little hazel, little hazel, very little, but it's like a decent blend.
It's not a dark chocolate and coconut to me. Like an almond joy.
Very good. I love an almond joy. Freeze on fire today. Maybe I need to take more vacations.
Yeah. As I've gotten older, almond joys, honey, bunches of oats,
honey, bunches of oats is low key fire, little little bit of honey in there yourself.
Crazy work. You should be cinnamon, those crunch. It still is.
Don't get me wrong. Yeah, let's not do this again. I love. We've talked about this.
I love the cinnamon. I was about to say, honey, bunches of oats right there.
Yeah. Honey, bunches of oats is far. I'm not going to lie. That's fair.
Shit, beer the night is going to be tough.
Winter, beer the night. I'm going to give it to Prairie Erdison.
Prairie, artisan, ails, hollabag girl.
One of the soures that I would keep in the stash in the house.
And y'all know I'm not a sour guy. I'm an IPA guy. I'm a hazy guy.
But this sour would make it to the crib, stashed, six pack, all the above.
And you want rotation, huh?
And you want rotation. Like, you know, that thing of like my rotation.
You want rotation, rotation, but you dream sour rotation.
It would make it in the sour rotation fact. That's two breweries now that have made me reconsider my
takes on on soures and shout out to them for that. Three actually. So yeah. So
and Prairie, artisan, they always have these funky ass cans. So these designs are great. So
and that was beer flight of the night. And now it's time
for beer goggles of the week. And first up is a couple that has been going viral.
Because of a discussion on the jumbo tron or debate or argument or just a normal couple
fucking back and forth when you're tired of hearing the bullshit.
You know, if you can read lips, she was saying that's you. What the fuck are you talking about?
That's you. And do you want to know it? Yes, please. I want to know.
So yeah, because Twitter like blew up with this shit and and was going crazy with it. And
they've come out and since and done interviews. So in an interview, he was explaining a podcast
he listened to featuring Ben Sasse about how liberal arts education needs to do a better job
of her pairing people for their jobs. And she's saying that's true. That's true. What are you
talking about? So she's not saying that's you. She's saying that's true. Look back. And that
will say think that's true. No, that's not what she said. The I roll says different. Okay.
But everybody can read body language. Okay, say we're at a game. Yes. And you're telling me
about a stupid fucking podcast you're listening to. And you're going into detail about it. And then
he says how a liberal arts teacher said that we need to be better prepared for our students
to say, Hey, when you go into the real world, it's not going to be easy. And she says,
that's true. That's true. What are you talking about? That's true. That's what she's saying on
the jumbo. She's not saying that's true. Somebody read his lips because I refuse to believe that
she looked like that's you. Even if she said that's true or that's you, the body language,
the I roll before she said all that does not say liberal arts argument discussion. It sounds like
but her behavior is like, like, they're both agreeing to disagree in this thing. Like,
okay, maybe they he was he was it continuing. And I got you. Okay, like the full conversation.
Yeah, that we just caught the end of it. She was just tired of talking about it. Yeah. So like
her rolling her eyes, like, she's listening to what he's saying. But she's so over the conversation
that she's just saying that's true. That's true. What are you talking about? Are we done?
No, she said what the fuck are you talking about? Like, that she's not going to deny. Everybody
can see the F out of there. Like, no. Well, listen, that video is fucking gold.
Um, college baseball, man, I did not know fans got this riled up. Um, I guess it makes sense for
college. But my thing is like, I didn't know baseball fans were this crazy about, I didn't know
college baseball was this crazy, but walking out being walked out. First off, he was being
walked out of a game. This fan was. And then somebody threw beer or a drink on him. And
as the kids say, he was standing on business to the wrong person, but he was standing on business.
So there has been a couple of different angles of this video because, you know, everybody has a
phone. No matter what you do nowadays, everybody has a phone and records it. Um, and the other
angle shows that it was another kid, the kid that got punched and grabbed wasn't even the one who
threw the beer. He was just talking shit like everybody else was, but the security guard grabbed
the wrong guy. So he assumed it was him and punched him into face. I mean, he punched him dead in
the face too. Like, it was, um, hold that. Uh, but listen, it's never that serious. I don't care
about rivalries. I don't care about your kids in college sports and all that. Let's be physically
get touched. It's never that serious to throw a beer or a drink on somebody one or two, go to
jail for basically beating up a child because or beating up a younger don'ts. And the masters was
this weekend. Did you watch any of the masters? A little bit. A little bit. Um, it was a lot of
craziness going on with the masters. They're trying to make it a little bit younger of a sport. They
had Kevin hard out there. They had the miz out there. ESPN was showing it. So ESPN is doing the
WWE. So they had a bunch of little quirky, weird shit. But I want to know, does this, this should count
to me as a hole in one. This golfer hits the ball from the tee and he hits it in a hole in one,
but it was the wrong hole. That's what your wife says.
First bad driver swing of the day.
It's the moment I go with the aids. I don't think you could buy that in the merchandise shop.
In the bag. That's the first for me, Shane.
So I want to know, did it go straight from the air down or did it like bounce off a tree
and then fall in there, but that's that's a hole in one. That's like probably one of the best
golf shots out there. It was a little drunk. It was a little off, but he I'm saying he got a hole
in one. Just me, just me. Breeze like no. It was a good shot. And on top of that, the bag was crazy.
That bag was insane. And that was beer guy was the week. And now it's time for the six pack
of the week. And speaking of the masters, this guy Ray golfer shanked a ball as well out
of the fairway into the bushes and had to get on his knees to get it out of the bushes and into
the fairway or on the green. And he didn't do an amazing job of doing that, but he got it out of
the bushes on his knees. This is skill like this is really skilled to me. I just thought this was
fire's hell. There we go. Oh boy, choked down. He's really choking. I mean,
T-ball fundamentals here. I don't know if I've ever seen anybody hit a shot off both knees.
Have you? No. This is incredible. I mean, this is well done. That is really. Now, have you
guys ever seen something? Oh, why not? I'm surprised you made that good a cut. I've never seen anyone
that far left that I've certainly never seen something do that. Listen, the analysis was
a while and out, but impressive shot. I'm low key impressed, even though he hit it into the sand
bunker, but he made pretty good contact. And it was really, really, really good hit for being on
his knees with a with an actual club. That's that's pretty pretty damn talented. Baseball is in full
swing and no pun intended. Some of the home run stills have been outrageous. And this catch
from Colorado Rocky Colorado Rockies outfielder Beck is no different. This look like a grand slam.
This man robbed them. Absolutely robbed them. Castellanos.
I'd say that it wasn't a grand slam. It was a three run home run that a three run
homeer that would have gotten them a win. But yeah, Beck, what a catch. Absolutely outrageous.
I was gone the week before when there was another outstanding catch from a brave, I think, but
regardless of the fact, it's been some great robbery catches out there. And of course, soccer is
going crazy. World Cup is coming and Barcelona has this young superstar in the making on their
team name, the Yamal. And this assist that he did, he bent it like Beckham, but he bent it like
Beckham on an assist is crazy. I think power is especially just sitting in the Champions League
and playing choices is a good alternative, but it is the one area that we can know. Here goes Torres
and the tiny touch. Well, silencing his doubters.
Man, kid is like 17 or 18, something like that. And that wasn't the only assist he had in the game,
but that was like one of the best assist I've seen. And Torres, like, he didn't have to even do
anything. Just touched the ball and it was in there. This UFC knockout crazy. Should have been,
he should have, the guy, the fighters should have lost the fight. Okay. Allberg should have lost this
fight. His knee buckled in this first round. In this first round, his knee buckled. He barely could
stand straight on the back on his back leg. And barely, barely able to stand on it, but fully
connected when throwing this punch. And what an absolute nasty punch.
Like that punch, he, I mean, square on his chin, like my God, man. And I did say that it was
the masters. And this shot from rose out of the woods into the green on, sit damn near feet from the
hole. Again, amazing. Golf is fun, especially when you're drinking.
Oh, this is tremendous. It's going to get better. And better.
What a recovery shot.
Good worries. Last year.
Bruh, that's crazy. That was such a good shot. I mean, we're talking like a foot away from the
hole, a foot away from the hole. And this shot, soccer shot, the trickiest shot I've ever seen
someone do. He crossed his back leg behind his front leg to kick the ball and made the goal.
I didn't even know that you could, it looked like it hurt. He looked like he might have snapped
the kneecap, but he got this ball, he got all of this ball and all of this goal. Like all of it.
Oh, my God, no!
He must have scored a double.
He must have scored the last one, the last one.
Filt back.
How do you, how do you even do some shit like that? That's, whew, and that was a six pack of the week, and now it's time for the conversations
at the keg. And we're going to switch it up a little bit because it's a, it's that time of year.
Coachella!
Breeze bag baby, Breeze bag. First off, fuck Coachella's prices.
Oh hell no.
These prices are crazy.
I would never even think about going. I like couch-chella.
I've hurt.
Where I sit on my couch and I watch the...
The valet.
The artist from my couch. It's my favorite one.
Or even better bed-chella.
Bed-chella.
Bed-chella.
I was going to say though. Alright, so first off, Coachella tickets to go actually into the festival are crazy.
But are they worth it?
Because if you think about it, the lineups were good this year.
They were good. They were good lineups.
Say what you will. If you're a music head, like some of us in the room, all of us are in this room.
Yeah. I was like, don't say so. Maybe it's both of us.
Yeah.
Different genres.
I'm not a fan out. Well, I listen to everything.
I actually went back and listened to Swifties last album. I was like, it's kind of a bop.
But anyway, you have to re-listen to some things later on in, you know, when you're in that bop.
Yeah, the hype is killing me, bro.
Like the hype is killing me because the dance all of the hype is crazy right now.
But it was pretty good.
But just the hype was just, I didn't listen to it until like two weeks later.
Anyway, I think it was worth it to go.
Do I think sweets? Do I think staying?
People are like charging and not wanting to miss the hotel rooms.
Everything has gone through the roof.
Like car camping?
Because they have that.
Fuck that.
It's like thousands of dollars.
Tens of thousands of dollars.
We're talking like 20 grand.
Two cars in a car and camp outside.
Oh, I'm sorry. That one's seven, ten or seven.
Seven to ten grand for that.
Yeah. For one parking spot.
Yeah, for a spot.
Then on top of that, for the vans,
a little trailer parks or trailers, they're talking about like 25 grand.
Yeah. And then they have a super car.
Which is like them setting up a tent for you.
I'm like, that's crazy.
This is like disposable income I don't have.
Even if I had it, I don't think I would do it because of some of the fights.
It's like, now don't get me wrong.
The celebrities and everybody that was up there and you could,
you could be close to celebrities.
There are some celebrities in the crowd.
Northwest was there just in the crowd somewhere.
Yeah.
The fuck?
The smiths were there.
Will Smith.
Yeah, like, you know what I'm saying?
So the amount of people that go to Coachella,
it is a state, it's almost like our woodstock.
You know what I'm saying?
Like, shout out to your shirt.
It's our woodstock.
But I don't really, woodstock was a different animal.
Woodstock was for damn their free.
Yeah.
And it was like...
And that's what Coachella started off as.
All that, yeah.
And then it became this thing where it's like,
oh, it's for influencers.
It's for celebrities.
It's just gone out of control.
And I would never go to Coachella.
One because it's hot.
It's dusty.
It is hot as hell.
It's like, it's my worst nightmare of the amount of people
that are there.
I would, I know.
No.
I wouldn't go for anybody.
Okay.
That's better.
Because one plant, paying for a flight there.
Yeah.
You gotta get your flight.
For hotel because I ain't camping.
Oh.
Paying for tickets.
And I'm not doing general admission.
What?
No.
Yeah, I'm gonna be down with the crowd.
Well, you can still be out in the crowd.
But I would rather pay to not,
because this past when I watched a lot of like,
as you have mentioned before,
I ticked talk a lot.
So right now, my whole for you page is like Coachella.
Like people at Coachella.
And there were so many people saying that it felt like
Astro World again.
Because they both are sold.
They're over sold.
Yeah, yeah.
For sure.
And so people were like pushing each other against barriers already.
Yeah.
Just in Bieber, which I get, we're gonna get into that.
But like,
Beeps.
Yeah, we're gonna get into it.
Yeah.
Pushing people into barriers, knocking people over to get to the front.
Yeah.
I mean.
I'm good.
And they stream on YouTube.
I would rather just sit at home and watch.
Yeah.
I mean, I got you.
Yeah.
I got you.
That makes sense.
I mean, to me, honestly, like,
these are the times where the person or the people
that are crafty at doing like,
you ever see those people that are like not actually in the stadiums?
Mm-hmm.
But they're like far away enough or they're close enough where they can see.
Mm-hmm.
But they're far away enough where they're not in the stadiums.
That's what I did at Austin City on that.
So I think you're gonna start seeing more of that for Coachella.
Yeah.
Because it is.
It's becoming,
you cannot control that amount of people.
Mm-hmm.
First of all, there's too many wild situations.
They're gonna be alcohol.
There's gonna be drugs.
There's gonna be kids.
There's gonna be women.
There's going to be outrageous men and fucking rat boys.
And, you know what I'm saying?
And you mix all those things together.
It's just gonna be a lot.
Like, it's a lot for a security team to do.
And people sneaking in.
Because I literally watched it to talk of a girl being like,
we're sneaking in.
And I was like, why?
Why would you?
Like, I get it.
Because I mean, it's Coachella.
It's, I mean, you still want to go.
But she was like, at the end, she was like, we didn't get in.
And I was like, yeah, no shit.
You didn't get it.
But that's what I've also heard too,
is like, the security has actually stepped up.
Mm-hmm.
Because my timeline has not been all of Coachella, thankfully.
But I have seen some tweets and posts and stuff about it.
Where it was like,
the people that were trying to sneak in.
Yeah, they were, yeah, there were people that were like pushing
and stuff and they handled it.
So I do think that's part of the reason that the prices went up
and everything went up.
Because you do.
You have to like have a small army to handle crowd control.
Just crowd control.
Fuck getting in.
Yeah.
Just crowd control.
You have to have security willing to be in an A.
Stop pushing.
You know what I'm saying?
You know, now, it could be a bad thing too,
because security gets trampled,
then that's all another ball game.
Yeah.
And they're gonna fuck everybody up.
But I think that it was,
I think that it was inevitable for this to happen to Coachella
because like Woodstock,
once the businesses and things like that
realized how much money could be made.
I think they're talking about Bieber,
since you brought him up,
made like nine mil.
Ten.
They did the math of what he did.
Sound, you know, the crew, you know, you're two.
No, he got paid ten million.
And then paid, like, because they paid less than a million.
Well, yeah, they get paid the amount
but they have to use that money for their set.
And he didn't use much.
Yeah, we're gonna talk about that.
Yeah, come on, bring it.
He didn't bring much.
Yeah, he didn't bring much.
Yeah, he didn't bring much.
I'm gonna get on Breeze a little soap box right now.
Oh, no, okay.
And I'm not saying.
So boxes.
Let's go.
I'm not saying that Justin Bieber is a bad artist.
I would never say that even through so much.
He's, I love you.
He is, he is a good artist.
For sure.
For being paid,
the top paid headliner of Coachella
and giving Gene Jorts
and a hoodie and YouTube in the background
was crazy.
Now, I will say because I did look into it
because I was like, why in the fuck are people going crazy
over this?
He's in Gene Jorts.
It's like his Grammy's performance
where he was in his, like, no t-shirt and underwear.
No t-shirt.
So people are like, he sold his things.
It's like Taylor Swift.
No, Taylor Swift's got taken from her.
He sold his.
So with his things,
he can only play his music
if it's like connected to YouTube, I think.
Yes.
Or something similar to that.
Sometimes I'll say, yeah, he can play it,
but he can't play it like,
but he can't perform it,
but he can do like,
or he can perform it,
but he can only do like,
it's something we,
it's like a YouTube version,
or something like that.
Yeah, he can only show the YouTube stuff.
Something that has to do with YouTube,
he can only do that.
Mm-hmm.
Very weird.
So he basically did,
I'm so sorry to all you believers,
he did a karaoke
of his own songs on his stage.
Now,
some people are saying it's him performing
to his younger self.
And if that's how you took it,
that's how you took it.
And I understand.
Okay.
Like, you take it how you take it,
I understand you.
We're here.
A problem.
But.
But.
Sabrina Carpenter.
Ah, here we go.
New night before.
Here we go.
Got paid maybe four million.
Okay.
Put on a whole fucking Broadway performance.
Multiple sets.
Multiple costume changes.
Had Will Ferrell on her stage.
Had, uh,
oh, there was another actress.
Uh, oh, my gosh.
She was in.
I don't know.
I didn't watch another.
Let's go tell the shit.
Okay.
It was another actress.
She stands with Palestine all this.
Oh, okay.
Okay.
She had her do a whole five minute monologue.
Good thing.
As her older, like,
as Sabrina Carpenter's older self.
Okay.
To then go into.
She had dancers.
She had.
Me.
So much shit.
She had a water fountain.
Like, but.
The whole.
Issue is.
Is that.
Issue with you.
No, I'm Twitter too.
I'm Twitter too.
Okay.
I got.
I got.
Come on.
Come on.
Is that not just Twitter, like,
TikTok, other, like,
all over social media.
Is how.
If Sabrina Carpenter.
Went out and did what Justin Bieber did.
Now people are saying he is.
He's so much older.
He's 34.
Beyonce was 36.
Like a few months postpartum for her.
Coachella performance.
And she gave us everything.
I don't care.
That this man got paid $10 million.
Minus a million.
For giving nothing.
Now, again, I understand.
Well, he did, like, he's been through a lot.
We've all been through a lot.
I don't care.
But if a woman were to go out and do what he did.
A woman performer.
They got mad at Rihanna.
For not dancing enough.
During her halftime performance,
she was pregnant.
First off, anybody who got mad at Rihanna
about not dancing enough was clearly
fucking blind and really not paying attention.
Yeah, she did a lot.
Yeah, she did phenomenal.
And, first off, let me,
are you off the soapbox?
A little bit.
I'm probably so fat.
One foot on.
You got one foot on.
One foot on.
I might have more to say.
So here's my thing, right?
I think I think you are correct.
It is.
Sabrina Carpenter put on a show.
Beyonce put on a show.
That is there.
Carol G put on a show.
I have to mention her.
She is fantastic.
Headliner.
First headliner.
A little first Latin woman.
Headliner.
And she brought on a full-on show from what I heard.
But I know somebody that was at Coachella.
She lives in L.A.
She lives in L.A.
She was, she was, she did security one day or,
she helped with security one day.
She wasn't like doing security.
She was like doing like ticket check.
I think for one day and they gave, they,
part of the deal, she was able to go to the next day.
She chose the Justin Bieber thing.
Our night.
Now.
I would have picked that.
I would not have picked Justin Bieber.
Here's what I'll say.
First off.
And that's only because I like Sabrina Carpenter and Katzai
who plays.
First off, you also hate men.
So.
I don't hate men.
You will always be passionate.
I hate most men.
There's a running joke.
Hold on, pause.
There's a running joke at my work.
There's this girl named Joelle.
Love her shout out to her.
She asked me.
She was like,
Breathe.
You don't hate men.
But I've never heard you listen to a man's music.
And I was like, hold on.
I was like, first of all.
I do not like some men.
I like Kendrick Lomar.
I like Noah Khan.
I like Ozir.
And I like Alex Warren as men artists.
That's it.
I'm sure I like more.
Like I like clean and stuff like that.
Nobody.
I like bad money.
But it's like, it's not in my usual rotation.
Okay.
That's not.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
So she has a running joke now that whenever someone's like talk like I'm singing like a men's song,
like a guy's song that pop like comes on over.
She's like,
That's not Ozir.
That's not.
No.
That's not Kendrick.
And I'm like,
I'm aware.
Listen.
Listen.
I was here first off.
No.
Ozir is a fire.
He's great.
Ozir is my guy.
So what I will say about Coachella first off, I want to say is that every artist is allowed
to do whatever they want because that is what they're paid for.
That is what it.
But Justin has been on this and I'm excuse me.
I mean, not just go ahead by his first name.
Like I know him personally.
Mr.
Justin.
Justin Bieber has been on this tangent of kind of going back to his roots of just music,
bare emotion, music.
Yeah.
Even with his last quote unquote R&B album, he's kind of.
He went back to his original love for the music.
And kind of like he grew up like they made him a pop artist.
But he wanted to be an R&B artist.
Why he quote unquote signed to usher was with usher in the first place.
Yeah.
And all that stuff like that, right.
But powers that be the money that exchanges hands, dog you a pop artist.
We think you can make more money this way.
This what you're going to do.
As a young kid, things like that.
Now, what's fucked up is even how we explain the YouTube situation is crazy.
Yeah.
Like what do you mean he can't perform his own music.
But he did sell it himself.
For sure.
Mm-hmm.
Probably because of what it means to him.
Yeah.
You see what I'm saying?
Like, yeah.
The trauma connected to it.
Yeah.
I understand that.
You know what I'm saying?
So it's like, yeah.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
I get what you're saying though.
Because like Givion had a production.
Kalani came out for it.
Young Thug.
Well, Grinth had a whole fucking thing.
Young Thug also had a pretty good set from what I heard.
I just bring back skinny young Thug.
But yeah.
So like, young Thug had an assortment of things.
But I think a lot of artists use Coachella is kind of a catapult for their tours.
If that makes sense.
Well, what I was told from listening to other managers and behind the scenes people.
From what I've heard is most people that get a chance to perform on Coachella.
They're already stars, right?
Majority them.
Second, they use it to, they get paid, yes.
But they use it to show, come see me.
This is what you're going to get.
Yeah.
Is Bieber on tour?
Oh, he hasn't toured in years.
You see what I'm saying?
So it's like, maybe he's drawing us in.
So we'll talk about it.
Because again, probably what he learned through the traumatic experiences and all the craziness
and the kid and all that stuff like that.
One, he may not like being in the public eye as much as we would think.
One, two.
He for sure doesn't.
Two.
I think some of that is an act.
Two, he may actually just be selling us a tour coming up where he's going to do small.
Well, he's already been doing like small things.
He's not doing tours.
He's already been like this one girl I watched was at like a 400 person.
Listen, how much, how much would people pay to see Bieber in a 400 person setting for him to sing?
His shit.
Now, his new stuff like he's been doing and and make and it's more intimate.
It's more of a feel like you're like he can reach out and touch you.
He knows you're there.
He's looking at you while he's singing.
He's talking to you with these bars and bra millions, millions.
And I think that's why he does.
That's why he did or is doing this run the way he's been doing it.
Because he's about to take like a so far sounds.
There's a local thing here in Dallas and they kind of travel across the country.
But it started here.
I believe in Dallas or somewhere outside of Dallas.
And basically they do an intimate setting concert for artists that are like up and coming.
And what they do is it's invite only you have to sign up for their list.
And then you pay, depending on the tickets, but you pay like 10, 20 bucks or whatever it gets to be.
Maybe more now, but but it's only about a hundred people.
Maybe 50 to a hundred people.
And you're basically in a small setting like a coffee shop or a small setting like a record shop or something like that.
And they perform.
Do whatever pub shit they're going to do whatever sell their CD sell their merch, whatever the case would be.
But it's very romantic, very slight, very, very artist interactive.
Okay.
I think Beaves is taking his fucking thing from that.
And if he's doing that's what he's doing.
Great.
Like the man, but he's a man.
No, no, no, no.
The main problem was, is that no one had a like a real big problem with his set.
The problem was with the amount of money he got from it.
Why does that matter?
Because it's like if I'm sorry, if that why does that matter?
Okay, let's not do Sabrina because Sabrina like did for sure.
For sure.
But do we know how much Beyonce got paid for her performance?
She got paid nine million.
And here's the thing.
Coachella was probably a stop on her tour.
No, because she just had the kids.
She just had the twins at that point.
Okay.
And she was doing a whole like have you watched the Netflix thing?
No, I don't know.
Yeah, she wasn't on to her yet.
Yet.
Yeah.
But this is another year.
But this is what I'm saying.
Beyonce's, Beyonce's really hard.
Well, I wasn't going to use, I wasn't going to use Miley Cyrus.
Because they're around the same age.
Her and Justin Bieber same age started around the same time.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Same amount of trauma, if you will.
Okay.
Because she was a child star going up just like him.
For sure.
She's always been in the limelight.
She like, people hated on her.
Yeah, she went on to her.
For the bangers area, everything.
Right.
If she would have gotten on stage.
And if you can't say that.
No, no, no, paid the exact same.
You can't say that.
I can.
If she got on stage.
Did the exact same thing turned on YouTube in the background.
It's if.
It's if.
If she probably would, people would still go crazy for the performance.
I mean, people would have called her lazy.
There were some people calling Bieber lazy.
Because it was.
But I, but what I'm saying is.
People are like, no, it's like this.
What I'm saying is, what I'm saying is, is say what you will.
It's genius.
Because.
My thing is.
Like you said, he's already starting to do it.
He is setting it up to.
If you, if you want what Coachella should have felt like.
With me.
In your lap.
Performing essentially.
Then pay this ticket price.
And he's going to sell out.
Every single.
Fucking place.
He goes.
He's going to sell out.
What you want to do it.
I said, but he may not do it.
Yeah, he may not.
But I mean, my thing is.
The other big thing about Coachella is that a lot of people streaming goes up.
Because it's like, it's like halftime.
Like they don't get paid for halftime again.
You know what I'm saying?
They get.
They take the money.
They say, hey, this is the a lot of money for halftime show.
You can either.
Cut it for yourself.
But usually they put on a big show.
And they're streaming goes up.
Yeah.
Numbers numbers.
What's all I mean?
Like thousands of percent.
So.
The amount of people.
That.
Because we don't know how what he's when he sold his stuff.
His prior things.
His music.
His music and stuff.
He didn't probably sell all of it.
Did he?
No, he sold it all until.
The whole cat.
The whole cat.
The whole cat.
The whole cat.
The whole cat.
The whole cat.
The whole cat.
The whole cat.
Hmm.
I gotta look this up because that doesn't.
Because like the weekend did something similar.
Weekend was like, I don't want to be.
Well.
The weekend basically sold his.
Because this happened a few years ago.
Like a way before the.
Right.
His last album came out.
And the thing of it is,
is I think that like a lot of those selling your catalog things.
I think they get percentages of it regardless.
I think they just don't get the masters anymore.
And that means they don't get the biggest chunk.
Which.
Which.
Listen.
I ain't no mathematician.
But.
Billy.
Excuse me.
A billion or more streams.
And millions of dollars.
And you get in the chunk every year.
Or however, whatever it is.
Still a good payday.
Especially since you've already made a shit ton of money.
Now, I don't know.
Again.
Just just hypothetically speaking.
I don't know.
But to me, like I said.
So.
It's a Justin Bieber received a massive upfront lump sum payment of roughly 200 million for selling his music catalog.
But he no longer receives the ongoing royalties for those songs.
Got it.
So he.
Okay.
The deal which covers his share of publishing master recordings and artist royalties for songs released before 2022.
Transfer's future income from streams, radio plays and licensing to the capital that he sold it to.
Yeah.
Okay.
Our money is from it.
No money from it.
Because he got the 200 million up front.
Shit.
200 million.
Fuck you money.
Oh.
Honestly, I listen again.
I still my idea is that he's going to do that.
Is that he's going to do it.
He's going to go and do these small shows.
And it may be like 10.
We're talking a million dollars, pretend shows.
an artist that was touring around the world like he wasn't making that from
doing 50 shows probably give or take you know I'm saying with the crew the
lighting the the promoters the whole like he wasn't doing as a kid probably not
which he was selling out millions fucking arenas like I mean thousands of
arenas and millions of people coming to see him and he probably wasn't making
that the kind of money he probably make from doing like 10 12 intimate shows
and he can space him out doing whenever he feels like it yeah I just I feel like
he's probably going through the transition or it could be all of the above could
be he is going through this artistic phase transition where he's just like all
of this shit is a facade I don't want to do this all the music and again you
got to remember here's the and I I'm not the reason I want to say this I'm not
defending him mm-hmm I'm more so playing devil's advocate because I don't care
but I also see it from both sides because I can see that like that was kind of
wack fam you you got 10 mil you got all that money to come up here in a
shirtless under a hoodie and and just karaoke this setup and a computer yeah
and that's it but here's my thing though like maybe he's like yo I'm tired of
fucking doing the productions I don't want to do the production that's
I'm saying maybe that's maybe that's what it is maybe it's like fucking I'm
artist you gonna you gonna love me for the talent that I got or nothing at all
and they pay 10 million for it and people loved it beaver fans people that are
just beaver you know enthusiast that we're back in the day they loved it I
honestly again I haven't really been paying attention to it but I watched
and I was like okay you're harmonizing with your younger self okay I think we
talked about it on the hangover clinic and I just feel like we expect so much
from these people and honestly they're people imagine the trauma that I'm
talking imagine the traumas and all that shit if it was you yourself you'd be
a different person I feel like I still put on a show though like all of the show
part let's just say you're an actress and you were going through all that
shit as a younger actress and then you got older and you realize that that we
have a short-term memory we cared for about a maybe six months to a year and then
we forgot about it I'm gonna make you feel as a person fuck these people I'm
gonna take them for everything they I'm gonna take them for whatever they're gonna
give me and I'm gonna take them for every fucking dollar they got and then I'm
just gonna do whatever the fuck I feel like it you want me yeah you know I'm
saying like so and I think Miley would be well within her right to do it Brittany
do you I well within her right to do it I don't see nothing I mean honestly I
don't see nothing because again I feel like if Brittany were to do it though
people be like oh no she's on drugs again like I mean she ain't never been off
drugs but people would be as kind as they're being with Justin I don't be like I
think so I think I think you're just I think you just are scorned but I can't
wait for a woman artist to do it just to prove I'm sure there have been
our women artists that I mean not not in that sense doing it like that but they
just went up there maybe a guitar on a mic and just did their and just did
their thing Sabrina did when she opened for Taylor Swift like she was just by
herself yeah she took up that entire stage like she was running but my thing is
but that's what I'm saying so like my thing is sometimes sometimes less is
more you know I'm saying like here we are talking about this we've talked
about probably about 20 minutes about this damn show and it's like he just did
the YouTube karaoke but like he did what Bieber does like he just took up the
room like he took up that mine said he just he just does what he does I mean
there's plenty of women artists to do the same thing what what made me one woman
artist that just stands on a stage by herself with YouTube in the background
I mean not directly which is YouTube in the background but just stands on
stage you just mentioned Sabrina Carpenter did it just herself when she opened
for Taylor Swift four years ago and then got big and now she does whole
production hey but she was a woman and nobody called that lady because she didn't
have money but nobody called that lazy nobody nobody was like oh that's that's
that's so lazy no it's just because it's even if she was known I a lot
this more said I've seen plenty of shows where she is it more said my
lane is more said I thought it was a lot us we're gonna check that okay whatever
more said I know that I'll be fucking that name up but anyway she's done it
before and what's the other girl that was dating Kurt Cobain Courtney
love yes she's done something similar to that she was an actress Courtney love
isn't actress but her name is Courtney too I think it's court is it
Courtney love to I don't know I don't know but anyway she did that same shit she
did something similar and had like a meltdown on a show it wasn't Coachella
but she had a meltdown on a show where she just performed by herself like
emotionally out I think it was like right after old Kurt Cobain had shot
himself or whatever the case would be like it happens like when you're you
know I'm saying like it's not like out of the realm and here's the thing as
artists male or female they do this I think the outrage is because of the
amount of money if he got paid two million which is still an ungodly amount of
money to come perform yeah four million is out of control no matter it's it's
because he got paid ten other than that we would not care he got paid not he got
paid ten million and didn't and said shit I don't need to use it I'm beaver I'll
just plug up the thing and do this and make it feel heartfelt and voila 9.5
mil just in the bank in the bank it's genius I hate it because damn 9 mil to
stand on stage and karaoke hmm sign me up shit but who are we you know I'm
saying mm-hmm because low key if Beaver comes to Dallas I'm going oh you have
fun I'm not I'm going I'm gonna go because I want to because no offense to the
believers I was never a believer I mean after after his first that's valid I'm
not a believer either I'm okay I mean here's my thing I'm not a believer either I
just I remember the craziness about him and I want to see I want that's like one
of the people like not like what they call it wish list or shit the list you
have before you die what's that shit called bucket list bucket list thank you
fuck it with a B bucket list I would he's on the list to go see his
performers as far as performers go because some of fact is listen he'd be fun
I think it'd be fun to go see I think he's a good talent anyway yeah he's a
fucking list that's crazy well we talked enough about Beaver yeah and Sabrina
Carpenter shot out to both of them I'm a fan and Carol G and Carol G Carol G
see Elena's more said a lot of snow but shout out to all the celebrities music
artists I don't want anybody to think that I hate celebrities because I don't
and I think I came off that way if you a week ago a few we whenever I said
I was talking about it I don't hate them I just think again we got to remember
their humans too and I also got a we also got to remember that they're they're
weird their artists most artists are fucking weird yeah but there's two people so
let them be people and this is beer 30 sports o'clock where we believe
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