Curaçao is an island roughly the size of Austin's inner loop, 40 miles off the coast of Venezuela, with a population of about 150,000. It is not an independent country — it's a constituent country of the Kingdom of the Netherlands, which is the tidy Dutch way of saying the island runs its own affairs while sharing a king, a passport, and a national soccer federation that until about 2011 wasn't even a standalone FIFA member.
This summer, Curaçao becomes the smallest country by population ever to play in a men's World Cup.
They got here by winning every match in their initial CONCACAF group, then finishing above Jamaica and Trinidad & Tobago in the second round — the Jamaica match a 0-0 draw in November that mathematically sealed qualification. Fred Rutten, the Dutch coach who took over after Guus Hiddink stepped down for health reasons, inherited a squad built almost entirely of dual-passport Dutch-Caribbean professionals: Leandro and Juninho Bacuna in midfield, Columbus Crew goalkeeper Eloy Room in goal, Jurgen Locadia up front, Cuco Martina in defense. Most were born in the Netherlands. All of them chose the island.
Group E is Germany, Ecuador, and Côte d'Ivoire. Nobody on the planet is picking Curaçao to advance. That is, in a strange way, the point. The island already won.