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Uh, so.
Yeah.
Hmm.
Ah.
Let's get into it.
News.
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Oh my god.
Cause football playoffs.
Everyone losing their minds as always.
As always, we talk about this every year.
Same fuckin' argument.
It's never, ever good enough.
The cause playoffs.
Oh, the committee is against us.
So how dare they not put my team in?
Ah.
So let's talk about who's in.
First.
And we'll talk about who's out.
Next.
Number 12.
Tulane.
Yeah.
Congrats, Tulane.
Uh, I don't know if necessarily you deserved it, but you are.
Uh, you are one of the top teams in a non-conference.
Uh, James Madison University made it.
Big deal.
They have never been to like one of the bowl games or whatever.
Big bowl championship opportunities and stuff like that.
I feel like it gives them a lot of visibility.
They may get stomped because their first game is against Oregon.
But it does not matter.
They are going to get the visibility they need for more, more, uh, recruiting, more, um,
scholarships, more money.
You know what I'm saying?
More opportunity to get more money.
Cause let's be honest.
This is what this is about.
Number 10, where the biggest controversy has come in lately.
Miami.
Yes.
For those of you who are like me following this, no one.
And I mean, no one thought Miami was going to make it.
No one.
Because one.
They do not have an ACC championship.
Yes, you are hearing that correctly.
Duke was an ACC championship.
Virginia was an ACC championship.
Duke won in overtime.
I won money on that.
But Duke technically has an argument.
We won the ACC championship.
They weren't good.
They weren't good.
And the committee said, look, we got it.
We understood the ACC has this full gaze full gaze rule.
And Miami deserves to be in.
Their losses are not as bad as their wins.
Now, for the other team that everyone is having a problem with and
there's targets on their back.
Number nine.
Alabama.
Road hot.
Now, if you're wondering how a three-loss Alabama got in.
Over the likes of Notre Dame.
Because no, they did not make it.
And we're going to get to that in a second.
Number nine.
Alabama lost in the ACC championship and lost badly in the
championship.
They lost to Georgia 21 to seven.
It was not close.
They had no rushing yards.
Literally had negative rushing yards.
Miami had more yards than them at home.
Okay.
Alabama looked out classed in the SEC championship.
They looked very, very mid in the SEC championship.
Now, could this be because they do not care and they knew
they were going to be in.
But one goes to argue, well, if they got three losses,
why wouldn't someone like Notre Dame be number eight?
Because technically by the world's masses, and I'm an OU fan,
they think that Notre Dame is better than Alabama and Oklahoma.
argue with your mama.
I don't think so.
Oklahoma comes in at number eight.
They haven't really moved.
They lost the Texas.
They lost to.
Oh, my God.
I forgot what they lost to already.
Anyway, they only have two losses, right?
And those two losses were very close games.
Very good games.
Also, also, they have very good wins.
They beat Alabama.
One of the Alabama's three losses.
They beat Tennessee.
They lost the Ole Miss.
That's who it was.
And they got in.
Number seven.
Texas A&M, which is crazy.
They slid that far.
But this is what happens when you lose late in the year.
Everyone forgets about your dominant performance.
Everyone forgets about your ability.
A&M sliding down to seven.
Meanwhile, Alabama, who lost three times sliding not three spots to nine is insanity.
Number six is Ole Miss.
We all saw that.
I don't think Ole Miss is going to get very far because of the whole lane.
He's in situation and players are already talking about leaving.
It's a mess at Ole Miss right now.
Thank you, Lane.
It's a mess.
Number five.
Who we talked about earlier?
Oregon.
Who's going to be facing James Madison University?
Oregon's been flying under the radar.
I really think people are sleeping on how good they are.
We have a problem.
We have a very short-term memory when it comes to sports.
And we just kind of forget.
Oregon is not that great of a team.
That's not the case.
Oregon just has two losses, two really good teams, I believe.
Two, yeah.
Anyway, Texas Tech.
Surprise of the year.
Texas Tech, low-key, put 10 million in NIL money towards their defense.
This is where the NIL is working.
Because nobody expected this year for Texas Tech to be as good.
They thought Texas Tech was going to be good, but this good is crazy.
That defense is phenomenal.
They got a bi-week.
They're in the top four.
Number three.
Georgia.
SEC dolls.
Oh, oh, oh, oh.
Who won the SEC Championship?
Also have a bi-week.
Number two.
Ohio State.
Now.
For those of you that didn't watch the Ohio State versus Indiana game.
My God, you missed one.
Like.
First off, Indiana deserves all the credit.
Their quarterback is the real deal.
First round.
First might be the first pick.
First or second pick.
Straight up.
Because he went out in the first drive and got hurt.
And everybody was like, oh, shit.
He's not coming back.
He's done.
Ohio State is about to win this.
But that team fought back.
He came back.
It was a close game.
And Ohio State's kicker just flat out missed.
Missed a 27 yard.
A field goal.
It was unexplainable.
Honestly, almost like he threw the game.
I know what you're thinking.
Ziggy, that's crazy.
Why would he do that with everything riding on it?
Here's why.
Because I think that it did not fucking matter.
Ohio State was going to be number one or number two regardless.
And Indiana also was going to be one or number two regardless.
No matter who won that game.
But what it does is it keeps SEC from being in the wheelhouse to Ohio State.
I'm sorry.
No, it keeps Ohio State in the wheelhouse to see Georgia at the end.
Or not having to see a bunch of SEC teams on the way at number one or number four.
Or I'm saying it's just listen.
Do I think they really threw the game?
It's fun to talk about.
But no, I just think the kicker just blew it.
I don't even know what to do.
I don't even know what to talk about on that one.
Like I said, all four of those teams will get the we'll get the by week.
And in my opinion, they low key got it right this year.
Now, let me preface this statistically.
They got it right this year.
Think about it for all you Notre Dame fans that are crying and BYU fans sit down.
Like BYU fans, in my opinion, I don't I don't understand what your argument is.
Why you're even trying to argue sit your drunk ass down.
You got manhandled by Texas Tech, not once, but twice.
And both times I'm talking absolutely little bro.
Like absolutely little bro.
Stop.
Now Notre Dame, the biggest crybabies of all, they didn't get in.
And I can see the argument that people are making about Alabama.
They should have got in over Alabama.
I don't understand the OU talk.
That's crazy.
But whatever.
Eh, listen.
Alabama has three losses.
Yes.
They lost their third loss in the SEC title.
Who obviously the committee thinks that is, you know, the SEC is some Titans.
They have how many teams in the in the 12.
They have Georgia, Ole Miss, A&M, Oklahoma, Alabama.
Like it's five out of the 12 that are SEC.
That's for a reason.
Okay.
So listen, I get it Notre Dame.
Y'all put up money.
There's actually talk now of, there was talk now of a contract that has been signed by the NCAA stating that,
basically, if this happens next year, that the NCAA will have to pay Notre Dame or put them in.
No matter, no matter, if they are in the top 12, no matter what, they will have to pay the NCAA or NCAA will have to pay them or put them in.
Yeah.
Notre Dame's privilege is crazy right now.
Crazy.
But the argument is still fair.
They did not get in.
They did not get in based on head to head games.
They got, they did not get in because their schedule was weak as hell.
There are two toughest games, A&M, they lost.
Miami, they lost.
I don't care about the points.
I don't care about the styling.
I don't care that they kept it close.
It doesn't matter.
They didn't beat anybody.
They didn't beat anybody.
And Miami, who also lost to some bad teams, who also played nobody, except one team, and they won.
They beat Notre Dame.
Who the argument is for?
So I don't understand why everybody's upset with Miami.
Really the argument should be about Alabama with three losses.
But again, the committee has said that just because you lose your championship, your respective conference championship, doesn't mean you should be penalized every time.
Listen, in this case, they might have shit upon us.
But at the end of the day, I get it.
I kind of don't understand why everyone is so upset about it.
Notre Dame has said, fuck y'all, we're taking our ball home matter of fact.
They're not even playing in a bowl game.
They said not only will we complain about this and do the crying.
And oh, this was a good punch.
It was worse than losing a child.
Cry babies.
Relax.
They decided to pull and withdraw themselves from a bowl game, which is crazy.
Yeah.
How did you get up out and just say fucking I'm out.
I'm not going to play.
Now, what do you think they're a breed?
Because you're looking at me like, yeah.
No, I agree.
Notre Dame is being little cry babies.
I think that Marcus Freeman is the problem in that one.
Really?
Well, because he's the one that pulled him out.
I don't think he has the power to do that.
I don't think he has the power to do that.
Well, I don't think it was the players.
No, no, no, definitely not the players.
Players don't have nothing to say about that either.
But he's basically teaching his players or whoever is the one that pulled them out at the end of the day is teaching those kids.
If you don't get what you want, you can back out.
I think for sure the AD did that, which I do think they should be penalized for that next year.
But like I said in that contract that they have, they can literally sue the NCAA next year if they don't get in.
You're going to go to your players who some of them are in their senior year and will never play football again and be like, hey, we know this was your last game coming up.
We're actually not doing that because we don't want to.
So last week, when you played, that was actually your last game.
That was actually your last game.
That's crazy.
Horrible.
And I know a few years ago for a state when they were winning.
Uh-huh.
Right here.
Morgan in a few years, but I got this.
Yes, but a while ago, they were going to pull out of a bowl game, but their team decided not to.
Some of the seniors did sit out like the ones that were going to the NFL to the NFL.
Right.
They sat out, but those seniors that weren't going got to play their last game.
Yeah.
That's what they should have done for the game.
But instead, they're little crybabies.
And we're like, we don't want to do with the pop tart one, which in my opinion is the best game.
That's the best one.
That's for real.
Um, they're like, no, we're not also using BYU set your drunk asses down.
Uh, that's a Mormon college.
As if they don't get drunk at that college.
Kids sit, show drunk ass down BYU fans.
If they get drunk, they get kicked out of their university.
Well, their, their fans are drunk because fuck out of you.
You have no argument about that.
You were what?
I was working.
Bro, BYU just don't be looking out for the team.
And I'm really tired of it.
I was going to tell you, were you just kept talking?
No, I weren't.
It was fun.
Uh, there were a lot of, there were more drunk Texas tech fans.
Oh, for sure.
There's nothing to do.
That's where they learn to drink.
I know.
Like Texas techers shit to do there.
What?
I was kind of bored because my camera, there were so many people on the sideline.
Mm-hmm.
So many people.
Yeah.
They were all rude and privileged.
Of sure.
And would not move.
No, for sure.
So my camera guy and I are standing on the sidelines.
And I'm just watching in the stands.
There's a drunk lady yelled down to another drunk lady.
And was like, stand on business.
Like she was, they were about to start fighting.
And I was like, we should get that.
That should be on the screen.
Why was she screaming standoff business?
I don't know.
Like she just kept repeating and the other girl was standing up looking behind her.
I mean, like, what the fuck is wrong with you?
It was a lie.
Wow.
Well.
Yeah, we had a, there were, there were a lot of like, like, one of the Texas tech guys that
was moving like a big, like, I think it's an air conditioning fan.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
He was moving it through the tunnel.
I'm rolling cables.
Man runs into me with that thing.
Does not, like, I get pushed out of the way.
Does not stop.
Does not apologize.
Keeps going.
I have a bruise this big on my arm.
Like, huge on my arm.
Damn.
And I was like, in the security guy next to me, because I know all the security guys now, down
there on the field.
I talked to them all.
And he looked at me and he was like, are you okay with the, what is wrong with that guy?
And he was like, gonna go and be like, go apologize.
I was like, don't, please don't.
Like, they're about to leave.
Thank God.
Like, they are all privileged people in that place.
Yeah.
I mean, the house that Jerry built, so.
No, not them.
It was Texas Tech people.
No, I know.
Yeah.
The house that Jerry built allows for the snobs to slide in and be snobby.
I was like, people that worked for the stadium.
Angels love them.
Yeah.
No, not for sure.
I'm saying like, it's, you know, Texas tech business.
That's why nobody likes them.
My dad and brother went to Texas Tech.
That's also why they got all that, you know, I have money.
And the snobs.
But here's what I will say about, here's what I will say about Notre Dame who are also snobs.
I think this is less to do about the kids and being snubbed.
This may actually be something else in the works.
It may actually be something where Notre Dame is going to draw their line in the sand to make the change that everybody is crying about for the CFP.
Because the NCAA, as we all can see, are scared of NCAA, of Notre Dame because of the amount of money.
They gave up four million dollars for this bowl game.
They said the money doesn't matter, which is crazy, which is crazy.
They stand on business.
That's so funny that it's just a drug related to stand on business.
That's how it was really funny.
She's just going to be eating it too.
I was like, what's the business?
Yeah, right.
In fact, what is the business?
But somebody else said on a on a podcast that.
I think it was Dan Levittard.
They said that this may be the last year Marcus Freeman is there.
Because there's like, last year his name came up a lot in coaching changes in New York.
Everybody wanted him.
He was the hottest coach out there for all the teams.
But he really does love Notre Dame and he wasn't going to leave, especially with them being in the playoffs last year going to the bowl to the championship game and all that stuff like that.
He was not leaving.
But now that you have time, there is a possibility that he may end up going to the NFL, which is wild.
But I'm going to be happy as hell.
You know why?
Because that means Notre Dame's got a rebuild.
And you previously asked how I was going to rebuild.
No, but I think it's just very, very.
I think it's very strange though, like even if that's just rumors and things like that.
I do think the athletic director and the and the athletic department should be punished.
And I think that was their decision to pull out because I don't think any coach doesn't want to compete for a game or done for his guys and things like that.
I don't think that's that's not the case.
This was a positional strategic move where they told the coaches that the coaches staff and the players listen.
They snubbed us in the most snubbed way.
We are not going to contribute to their money.
The TV money, the ticket money because Notre Dame fans travel.
You know what I'm saying?
They travel well and they were like, you know what?
Forget about it.
We're not coming to y'all and letting y'all make money off us.
We out.
So essentially taking their ball and going home for those of you who know the reference.
And next up in the college football world, speaking of money.
The coaches in I.L. Collective is suing their former defensive end Damon Wilson for transferring to Missouri and breaching his contract, quote unquote.
For money, he has not received yet.
So they've only paid it.
I know you're like, what?
They're suing him for $390,000.
They've only paid him $110,000.
So you ask where are they getting this number of $390,000 from?
Well, they were supposed to do a 30k a month kind of salary basically.
And then every time the portal closed, he would get a bonus of 40 grand for staying put now.
He left because you know, he was going to he was going to get a better position or better, you know, stand out year or stand out years with Missouri.
And they didn't pay him that money because he left to go play for Missouri.
And he like I said, he had a really good year.
He's balled out in Missouri.
So I mean, I can't really be mad at it.
But you would think no harm, no foul.
And I want to see where this goes because they never paid him.
Just pay us back with you.
Oh, blah, blah, blah.
Whatever the case would be.
But this is crazy to me because now it's like, well, or is this what the NIL collectives and things like that schools are going to start doing?
Is this now what the NCAA is going to allow to happen with all the transfer portals and things like that?
Meanwhile, the coaches that leave during the middle of the season are towards the end of the season.
You know, are we going to allow them to get away with these things?
Like this is a correction.
I didn't see coming out.
It would work for this.
It's going to be a very interesting story.
And it's not the end.
They are suing them.
But you know, obviously for whatever reasons, you know, the Georgia got other things going on.
And you know, legal things like these things in civil courts take forever sometimes.
So this is going to be very interesting to find out what happens because I mean, if they win and get penalties of $390,000, you're going to start seeing these type of contracts and things like that happen on a regular basis now.
That's going to be the correction we see for the transfer portal.
And it is kind of scary to think about.
And I don't know.
It's just it's a very, very weird time.
Yeah, very weird time for NIO college and all that good shit.
So we'll see.
I don't know.
I just thought that was a very interesting story that he 390 grand.
Like that sounds just like where do we come up with this number?
But then I thought about the 30, 30 grand a month, 40 grand maybe once or twice.
And then about a big, but a boom adds up to about it.
You know what I'm saying?
So Bre, you had something you wanted to bring to the news.
Something a little lighter, a little more charitable, if you will.
Charitable.
Charitable.
So a few hockey teams, not like NHL hockey teams, but the American is a hockey league.
They have, I only know of two, but I'm sure there's more and I hope there's more.
Uh, the San Jose Barracudas, uh, who are affiliated with San Jose Sharks.
Right.
And the Toledo wall wall.
Wow.
How do we pronounce it?
Walleye.
It's W-A-L-L-E-Y-E.
So walleye.
That's like wall wallahi.
Like combined.
Wallahi.
Sure.
That's like a, that's like a Muslim word.
Wait, what?
That's like a wall in your eye combined.
I don't know any of the way.
Oh wall.
Oh, okay.
Bruh.
Where is by the ghost?
Straight down.
Uh, path.
That was crazy.
And I'm glad you spelled it fine.
Yes.
Well, no, I spelled it a minute ago and you just ignored me.
Uh, they're affiliated with the Detroit Red Wings.
Okay.
But they both, uh, last week did a charity thing where when they played a certain game,
uh, they gave a date, people, fans, going to the game would bring a stuffed animal.
Okay.
And when they scored their first goal, they would throw the stuffed animal onto the ice
and they would donate all those stuffed animals to children's charities.
That's dope.
And, uh,
And it's like very hockey.
Yes.
Very hockey of them to do that.
Yeah.
Uh, they had so many people come, uh, to donate or throw the teddy bears onto the
uh, they probably sold out.
Oh, yeah.
Uh, just for Toledo, 6,516 bears were collected.
Damn.
Just from that.
Uh, so my question is, why don't more teams do that?
Like, so I feel like I'm sure that there's not to be every NHL team.
Yeah.
I'm sure there's teams that do stuff like that.
Like I'm sure like the ducks and all that stuff like that.
Like,
I don't know.
I just think they gave out like Christmas.
Yeah, they gave out a bunch of like duck masks their first game home game and stuff like
that.
But like you're giving that to people who are paying to go to your game.
Uh, I see.
They have money.
I'm saying like donating to children who maybe they got charitable, maybe they got donations
and charities and stuff like that.
Uh, in NHL teams have different things they donate to.
Mm-hmm.
But I feel like doing that would get your fans involved in more bands.
Yeah, that's a sick ass idea.
And it's very hockey-ish.
Yeah.
You know what I mean?
Like it's, we always, we always throw a shit on the high.
Yeah, we always throw a shit on the ice.
They throw fish.
They throw hats.
They throw, uh, beer cans.
Rats.
Rats.
They, yeah.
So I mean, I can see that.
I can see that.
I can see that.
Yeah.
That's actually pretty.
With someone scores a hat trick.
That's pretty dope, actually.
I said it's pretty fucking dope.
Like I can't lie.
That's pretty damn dope.
So I feel like once you score your first goal or any, any team scores their first goal.
Right.
Because you know, maybe you're in a shootout and, uh, or a shutout.
Not a shootout.
Uh, a shutout.
And you just simply don't score.
That would really suck for everyone that brought toys.
I mean, I'm sure knowing the hockey fans, they would probably just throw the fucking beer out there.
Yeah.
And they're just going to go get drunk and, you know, celebrate in good ways and things.
Yeah.
I feel like more teams should do that or do something similar.
Similar.
Yeah.
I feel like bears just probably the safer bet.
Yeah.
Like, yeah.
Or like for a food drive, not throwing any food.
I was like, wait, what?
No.
Like, if you bring cans out there.
No, if you bring cans.
And they give you like a $5 voucher.
Ah, listen.
You want a genius idea?
You want a genius idea?
Sure it is.
Food drive, like food can drive, right?
$5 coupon or one beer ticket?
Yeah.
But beers are like $12.
So you'd have to bring a certain amount of cans.
I mean, that's why I said one beer ticket.
Yeah.
One beer ticket.
I'm not, maybe not the fight I was saying.
Or I'm saying maybe one beer ticket.
Your first beer is on me if you bring, you know, however many cans of food.
Or whatever case would be.
Yeah.
Bro, they would feed an army.
They would.
They would feed an army.
Because like you said, then fucking beers are what?
$12 a fucking beer.
Or a Bud Light.
Yeah, don't get me started on mango carts and all that stuff out there.
My mom was a mango cart.
Mm hmm.
Keep mango cart out of your mouth.
No, I love you.
I love mango cart.
I love Golden Road Brewing.
Whenever I go to California, I try to try to slide through and see what new stuff they got
because that's really the only thing they have out here now is mango cart.
Golden Road Brewing has some really good beers out there.
They just don't make them, or they don't put them out here as often.
Any more because mango cart is just like destroying everything.
But not destroying everything, but they're doing so well.
You know they have a mango cart guava strawberry?
Yeah.
Fire.
Fire.
Anyway, I like that story and I like that actually.
Yeah.
So I think that we need to bring that up to the stars.
Yeah, we'll go personally.
We'll go personally.
Fuck it.
We'll just go.
Hey, bro.
Hey, bro.
We need to start throwing bears on the ice.
We'll go to the star and be a nope.
That's cowboys.
We'll go to.
We'll go to fiscal.
I mean, maybe not for long.
Maybe.
Maybe not for long.
Maybe not for long.
Nice.
Let me show in there.
And now.
It's time.
But a beer flight of the night.
First up.
We have.
A beetle.
A beetle brewing seasonal.
Christmas ale.
It is.
Five point five person.
Is it five point five?
I can't find none of the.
Oh, there it is.
Five point five.
I did some like reading reading because this thing is like really.
Just some light reading.
Yeah.
The brown ale.
Christmas ale is a brown ale.
A brewed with ten types of malted barley.
Infermented with American ale yeast.
Santa Claus tricked me.
I was over here thinking, you know, it'd be some nice.
Cool little ale because of the cane and the alligator.
Shall I tell a beetle for switching it up for the Christmas ale?
Usually.
Caramel, chocolate, roasted malts.
And.
Unic.
Not an actual Munich.
Because that's weird.
It's a hop.
I mean, it smells good.
Should be halty, not halty.
Hoppy, spicy and multi.
I was trying to say multi and hoppy at the same time.
And I said halty.
Ah, not really spicy.
It's, um, it's actually pretty good.
I was expecting something a little less, uh.
Alish, I guess.
I don't know why because of the chocolate and all that stuff
that it described it as.
I don't really taste any chocolate.
It's, it's actually pretty good.
Um, light bodied.
Yeah, kind of like, um, not really.
Oh, I taste a little chocolate now on the second go around.
Okay.
Not spicy though.
For those of you that that are like me that not really on the.
I feel like spicy is more like cinnamon is what they were saying.
Um, yeah, but I don't even taste that really.
I just, I taste the chocolate for sure.
Uh, now, um, but it's not very.
It's not very strong.
Whatever they do, they mix, they mix it pretty well.
Uh, it's because it's like it blends all very nice and light.
It's not very, it's not strong or overpowering one flavor or the other.
Next up.
We've got snickerdoodle ale from community.
The backyard community beer company.
5.2%.
It is a spice herbal beer or herb.
Herbal?
Herbal.
Uh, it is just a snickerdoodle.
So cinnamon, sweet light bodied vanilla.
Um, yeah.
Okay.
It does smell kind of like a beer cookie.
Yeah.
Um, not bad.
Different.
Not what you expect.
Not at all what I expected.
It does kind of taste like a beer cookie.
It does taste like snickerdoodle, but what a beer in it.
Like you dipped, like you dipped a cookie in beer and it was like.
Free space.
That sounds like a choice by somebody.
Hey, listen, honestly, it's not like I said, it's not bad.
Um, yeah, it's not bad at all.
I like it.
I'm not going front like I like it.
You know, very unique taste.
She's different.
She's a little different.
Next up, we've got boomstick blonde ale.
Honestly, it was the can that got me, you know, I'm a sucker for the beard and the, uh,
the weird face things and it says beer zombies brewing company.
5.5.
Yeah.
Just a crisp, clean, uh, light bodied blonde.
And you know, it's great about this one.
All right.
So it made me, what made me actually really get this is that it said,
the perfect beer to sip and enjoy chug or shotgun.
And then on the side, right next to the, to the face,
there is a how to how to shotgun.
Yeah.
So it says how to shotgun step one poke hole in the X with the X there with the X there.
And then they have step two plays can an upright and pull the tab.
And they show you what the tab looks like.
This is yes.
I'm rocking with boomstick blonde ale for that case for that specifically,
because when I saw it, I was like, you know, the beard looks like a hop, you know,
but then I was like, oh, shit, it's a shotgun.
And I was like, wow, that's kind of, you know, and then literally when I turned the can
to read the can again, I was like, oh, shit, they have instructions.
Obviously, we can't shotgun here, which not yet anyway soon.
But it was actually like, fuck, I should buy two and just shotgun one.
Just try it out.
Yeah, try it out.
I wish I was a red bull would have that on the side for instructions.
The amount of red bull time out you shotgun red bull.
Oh, I'm a server.
Of course, I shotgun the red bull.
And I thought I was the degenerate.
My God.
No, like shotgun.
Shotgunning.
Shotgunning.
Shotgunning red bulls.
Oh, you would be surprised how many girls at work do it.
At one point, if we're really busy, and it's like, no one has a chance to do anything,
we'll look at each other and be like, grab the red bull.
And we'll go to that, like, in pairs.
So then someone's always on the floor.
Go to the back.
Shotgun the red bull.
Come back up front.
Switch off.
It just gives you something.
Makes you want to live.
Makes you want to live is crazy.
All right.
That's funny.
Honestly, I can understand why they said that.
It's very light.
Makes you want to live.
Makes you want to live.
Yeah.
Makes you feel like, all right.
It's very crushable.
Like, this is a beer that I can see why they promoted it that way, because you can't.
You can enjoy it in chill.
Or you can be like, you know what?
Fuck, this is a party.
Or it's like, you need to go into it.
Yeah.
You know what I'm saying?
And down it.
Like, yeah.
So I'm rocking with it.
It's very light.
If you're a beer beginner, this will be a good beer to begin with, because, like I said,
it's very crushable, very light.
It's not going to, it's got more taste than your other than some of your other light beers out there.
So I'm rocking with it.
Good job.
Boomstick.
I'm sorry.
Their name is not Boomstick.
The beer's name is Boomstick.
It's beer zombie.
Yeah.
Beer's zombie, my bad.
All right.
Next up.
Real ale brewing.
It is the small batch and direct trade coffee porter cold brewed with cats coffee.
It is.
Why do I do this to myself?
I don't know.
You even hate coffee.
It's 6.6%.
Wow.
Oh my God.
The coffee is based in Houston, Texas.
Yep.
So it's local.
Real ale, baby.
I was just in Houston this past weekend.
It's the most popular seasonal release.
Really?
Yep.
It's a whole new way to enjoy your coffee with breakfast lunch or dinner.
If you are enjoying this with breakfast, are you okay?
Right.
Fuck what?
Do you want me to call someone I will?
It's like a beer and a cookie.
A cookie and a beer.
Jesus.
He needs help.
It's like bodied coffee, smooth, dark.
You have fun with that.
All coffees, all I smell.
Well, there you go.
Enjoy.
Listen, man.
Not for you.
I'm not going to do this ever.
I'm going to stop doing this to myself.
It's not horrible of all the porters or stouts and everything like that.
But it is all coffee.
And I'm just to the point now where I just don't think people understand how much.
I do not like coffee.
Which is crazy.
I make coffee connoisseur.
I, that is, I'm an energy drink connoisseur.
Hmm.
Yeah.
You haven't tried gunna rebel.
I didn't say I haven't.
That's crazy.
That's crazy.
That's crazy.
That y'all do that work.
Oh.
Yeah.
Like, yeah.
You just do it on a whim.
That's crazy.
I'm done.
I'm done on a whim.
Crazy.
No crazy.
You know what I'm saying?
Yeah.
So I, no, I've done it.
But when I'm my younger years.
I'm like a shot gunning one of those Starbucks energy drinks.
That is crazy.
That is crazy.
Those tips so metallicky.
What?
Have you ever had one of those Starbucks energy drinks?
No.
It's very metallicky.
It's weird.
What is metallicky?
Oh, it tastes like metal.
Yeah.
Oh.
Like, it tastes like coffee energy drink.
I was thinking like metallica drink.
Oh, no, I wish.
It tastes like coffee energy drink.
And then at the very end, you just get a, like a, hmm, that's...
Of aluminum and shit.
Yeah.
That's probably bad for you.
It's not, I don't drink them anymore.
I'm a Celsius girl, you know.
Celsius.
Shout out.
Yeah.
I wish that I could have them sponsor me.
Just in life.
And life in general, they are lifesavers for real.
Oh, that peach one.
No.
Green apple cherries.
Oh.
Best.
Oh.
I like the mango green tea one.
Oh.
That was good.
That was good.
That was good.
No.
Green apple.
Top three flavors.
The peach, the, like...
Peach vibe.
Yeah.
That one.
The mango cher...
Or not the mango cherry.
The mango green tea.
Mm-hmm.
And then...
Oh.
There was one holiday...
Not hot...
It was like a...
Bomb pop one.
Probably.
Oh, the bomb...
It's like bombastic vibe or something like that.
Yeah.
It actually just re-released it.
But...
That's crazy because those are not even anywhere near my top three.
Or the peach mango.
Tea.
Yeah, I don't know how you...
Well, I do know how you drink the tea, but...
Yeah, no.
Green apple cherry.
Hands down.
Number one.
Cherry is gross.
Okay.
Number two would probably be...
Arctic vibe.
Can't have...
I don't think I can have it.
No, I can.
I can have it.
Is the other one that I can't have.
It's...
What's the other...
Oh, the tropical one?
Yeah.
The tropical one.
That's good too, but it's not top three.
The third one that I'm starting to...
Like, I used to be a wild berry person, which is crazy.
I think I was like...
That's like someone saying that wild berry white claws.
They're favorite.
Yeah.
Yeah, very basic.
We all know that's my chair.
Yeah, very...
Yeah, very...
But anyway.
And the third, I would say, is the kiwi lime one.
I think it is kiwi lime.
I think it is kiwi lime.
I know the kiwi mango once.
That one's in Florida though.
I don't think that's anywhere else.
Wow.
That one was good.
See what I'm saying?
It's just becoming always shit and shit.
They just put fruit together and hope for that.
I just hope for the best.
But this should be working.
Shit be working.
Mm-hmm.
Well...
All right.
Beer flight of the night winner is...
I know what everybody thinks I'm going to say.
And there's the zombie brewing and all that stuff like that.
But my thing is that beer flight of the night is about taste, shock.
And just all around good surprise of something that I would add to the repertoire.
Now, saying that, I would add zombie brewing beer, the, the ale.
Boomstick blonde ale to the repertoire.
But not for anything that I was surprised about.
I was just, you know, yeah.
So, to someone's dismay, I'm going to go with the snickerdoodie cookie.
Snickerdoodie ale.
It was...
Yeah.
Basically, it had...
It was on Mike when I said that.
You said what?
I wasn't on Mike when I said that.
Oh.
Yeah.
At least defensive.
Thank you.
The flavor is there.
Surprise me by, by, like, as far as it not being, like, too sweet.
Surprise me by, like, not too many spices and everything.
The only reason...
Honestly, they were, like, they were all pretty good except for the porter to me, to me.
But they were...
I had to put, like, one, two, and then three, as far as, like, flavor hitting and things like that.
So, they were all pretty good, booze.
I wasn't really upset with anyone, even the Christmas ale, because it wasn't overpowering.
You could taste the chocolate, but I was expecting the spice.
I guess it just didn't hit as much so.
Anyway, now is beer flight of the night.
And now, it's time for the beer goggles of the week.
And men, we really got to stop being so fucking arrogant and talking shit.
We got that city.
When I have in that conversation again, we got to stop being so damn belligerently.
Yeah, just stupid.
Like, I really don't think there's a single WNBA player who can beat me in basketball.
Okay.
So, you think you could beat her?
Oh, yeah, definitely.
You don't think he stands a chance, huh?
No.
Not at all?
Not one little, you're fully confident solely because she's a woman.
Yes.
100%.
Let's find out.
Okay.
Game 2-11.
1s and 2s.
You ready, Anthony?
Yeah.
Alright, Sarah's starting with the ball.
Let her have ball.
Okay.
Oh my.
Oh.
Oh.
What are you doing?
Did I do it in one possession?
Yeah, I'm she got this.
What was that?
Everyone.
Everyone.
Oh my god, bro.
Okay, bitch.
I ain't go lie.
I'll just let him have it.
Oh!
That's game time.
That's what I'm talking about.
Game time.
I need you to tell the camera that you're sorry to the WNBA and you're sorry to all the women.
Oh.
I got nothing respect for the WNBA.
They know what they're doing.
They're the best at what they do.
They deserve all the respect.
And I need to say something.
Thank you.
If you think I was hard, imagine like my teammates who are literally the greatest of the greats.
Like, hey, you'll be the one day?
I appreciate it.
That's you.
I appreciate it.
You know, like, this was, I don't know if this was like orchestrated or not or whatever
the case would be.
Well, yeah, he deserved to catch that ass with him because like, bro, you got to stop,
man.
Like, you got to stop, man.
And another person that needs to stop, you got to just learn to take your L.
This was insane.
Like, people are just, I don't know what's going on.
Seconds to play a little less.
Graves.
Right to the basket.
And throws it down.
And Trujillo.
And...
You see, Graves.
Nice, big, explosive dog.
That was crazy.
I can't believe he just like, I don't know.
He got ejected, but man, suspended, maybe necessary.
Maybe not being able to play and again, at that college anymore, but like, come on, man.
That's crazy.
Another crazy thing.
And this has to be, this kind of feels like it should be illegal.
But I don't know.
It was a discussion that I just never thought I could see.
Here's O.G.
And Anobi inside.
Oh, what a play from Blake.
And Bing throws it off at Anobi.
And Anobi shoves Bayon.
You know, Bayon is just an absolute, just thug.
I don't know why he's even like on a team.
He just does nothing, but just be an absolute man.
He's worst in Dremont.
As I say what you want about Dremont Green.
He is worst in Dremont because like, why would you do that?
I just don't get it.
And that was, beer guy was on the week.
And now, it's time for the six pack of the week.
And have you heard about the women's hockey league?
I, yeah, I didn't know anything about it, but you should definitely watch it.
The shot is going to come.
It's one save.
It's Tuesday.
Oh, let's use the paddle to keep it out of the net.
Shall we?
Unbelievable.
When it billets, deny player Turnbull.
Bruh, that was a hell of a save.
Like, hell of a save.
Oh, that was amazing.
And I've been watching them.
I've been watching like highlight clips and all this stuff like that.
I'm going to go to a game.
I want to go to a PWHL game.
So, yeah.
And these knockouts at the end of the year are just getting better and better and better.
Frank Martin breaking through in the hole.
And there it is.
One, winner, winner.
Are you kidding me?
The ghost just scared a bunch of 140 pounders with that knockout of the year candidate.
Wow.
Welcome to the junior welterweight division.
Bruh, he straight jabbed that man to sleep.
Oh, my God.
Crazy.
Ah, and you know what else is crazy?
This hit.
Oh, it's let it knife a ball.
A mission searching, finding ways to get caught by Petri.
You know, that man fumble.
That man gave the ball up, landed on his head.
Rice don't want to catch the ball no more.
That shit was crazy.
Oh, my God.
I watch that shit alive.
It was.
Oh, Jesus.
Somebody helped that man.
Somebody helped this defender because what are you doing?
How are you letting Cam Ward do this to you?
I mean, this is one of the great plays.
Ends up as an incompletion, but that's one of the best incompletions you will ever see.
Ward fighting for his life.
Just to get rid of that football outside, man.
That is incredible.
He showed a lot of strength and he also showed the ability.
A lot of strength, yes.
That was, I mean, I never seen a defender get stiff armed off me off a quarterback like that.
What?
Speaking of never seeing things, this Cowboys defense just don't be catching no breaks.
Receiver.
Emotion him.
Create a matchup on the inside against 26.
And this is what separates him.
Instead of going out, plan went out of bounds.
And Gibbs puts the brakes on and finishes the play to be able to get that first out.
Yeah.
My boy, bland aiming right since the injury, man, my God.
And someone needs to sign this young lady, because this was textbook, textbook, I tell you,
of a tackle.
Hey man, that's crazy as hell.
Oh my God, that's crazy as hell.
I can't, like she picked them up and everything.
This was probably one of the best tackles on that beach ever, like, ugh, my God.
And now, and that was the six pack of the week.
And now, it's time for the conversations at the cake.
And like I said, have you heard of the women's professional hockey league?
And no one breathes.
She probably has, because she's all about women and the audacity of women and men and things
in that nature.
Yes, but sadly, we in Dallas do not have women's hockey.
We do not, actually.
It's so crazy, like, we, they only have a few teams, but they are, if you're a pure hockey fan,
you should probably watch this, like, they're aggressive.
Yes.
It's like the, the, the amateurs or the college kids trying to make it to the league.
That is what I, that's what I see when I like catch glimpses of this stuff.
Like, they only have a few teams, but it is pure hockey.
The teams are Boston, which is crazy.
Minnesota, New York, Seattle, Vancouver, Ottawa, Montreal, and Toronto.
All the Canadian ones and Minnesota makes sense.
The rest?
New York, New York makes sense, though.
Like, New York, you know what I'm saying?
Because it's like, New York is close to Toronto.
Yes.
I think Seattle and Seattle and New York makes sense because of how close they are to Canada.
Yeah.
Right?
Boston?
I mean, I guess it's close to Canada too, but I don't really get it, but whatever.
I just recently saw a video literally right after I read the, this week's episode.
And I was scrolling through Twitter because that's how I get most of my sports information.
Hey, it's just what it happens.
And I get on there.
And the first thing that pops up is these women training for,
I think it's the Winter Olympics.
Yes.
Because those are coming up soon.
Yes.
Really excited for the Winter Olympics.
Yes.
And I don't know if the men do it because I've never seen men do this before.
Okay.
Like, it's kind of like a ice treadmill.
Oh, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, they're attached to like a bungee cord.
Yeah.
And they're, it's dealt with their speed.
And they're going uphill.
Uh-huh.
And I'm like, I can't even walk on a treadmill for more than 30 minutes.
I don't know how to lie.
I can.
But still, that could not be me.
That's why I joined a gym.
But.
You joined another way?
Hey, okay.
So my brother is a personal trainer.
And he's starting at a crunch, the new one and roll it.
Okay.
And so I wanted to be a good sister.
No.
And so I.
So we going to work out at Crunch for free?
Well, they also have a sauna.
That's free.
I definitely would love to go on a sauna.
I need a sauna.
Cryo chairs.
Ooh, I don't really.
I think it's a cryo chair.
They have this chair that helps you work out.
Yeah.
Recovery, actually.
It's not.
I don't care.
I'm going to lay on it.
They also have tanning.
I don't need that.
No, but.
For those that don't know, I am a crisp, paper sheet white girl.
In the middle of winter.
If it.
No.
I wasn't talking about you.
I was talking about me.
But if I kind of like.
It gave me the.
Shut the fuck up.
I'm like, if it's nose, I'm lost.
No one will fight.
That's valid.
But they also have like.
The bike classes.
Mm-hmm.
Uh-huh.
They have cycling classes.
They have.
Uh.
Dance classes.
They like it.
Yeah.
And no, Crunch has a lot of stuff.
Yeah.
Crunch has a lot of stuff.
The one I'm sure the one in Raleigh.
Raleigh is a nice town.
The little boozy out there.
So.
Yeah.
So I don't talk to me.
Yeah.
So if anyone sees me there, don't talk to me.
They're.
And they're under duress.
No one speaks to me.
Also, if a random man would walk up to me in the gym, I'd be like, I don't know you.
Oh my god.
I'm kidding.
I want to do that.
I would give them eyes and be like, can I help you?
Hmm.
Listen.
Um, that's funny.
But no, honestly, there is.
And congrats for finding out if you can walk on a treadmill longer than 30 minutes.
Cause there are a lot of people in the world that can't.
Yeah.
I lived at Disney for two years.
I can walk.
A girl can walk.
Okay.
I didn't even can read it.
Disney.
Can you live at Disney?
Well, I worked there.
Oh.
For the college program.
And so we lived in apartments like.
Oh.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
I was like, damn, what they got apartments there to like, damn.
No, I got what you said.
I got you.
So that's what's up, though.
So you, you, you, you, Twitter or X this and you saw a video they're doing the workout for
the Olympics.
Did you happen to see any of the other highlights for this place?
For this sport, league, whatever?
No.
I see them like pop up like on my TikTok and stuff.
Like see the videos of them like.
All right.
So let me help you.
Let me help you all out.
All right.
You can watch them on prime on Tuesdays.
Okay.
I know because I had a game on Tuesday and I watched it.
Very interesting.
You can watch it on sports net and sports net plus.
And you can watch it everywhere else is going to be like Canadian or, you know,
ter regional.
So it's like TSN, RDS and CBC Canada radio blah, blah, blah.
I am going to Canada this month.
So I'm actually going to go to a game.
I told my mom and I told my homegirl that's coming with her kids.
I was like, hey, we're going to go to this Vancouver.
No, well, she's a friend, but she's from Seattle or the area.
So she's going there for Christmas.
And then she's like, oh, I want to see what's your, what all the hype is.
Anyway, whatever.
So I'm going to Canada and I'm going to go watch it.
We've already decided and I'm buying tickets tickets are cheap five 50 bucks.
50 bucks.
Just like Canada?
No.
Oh, I was about to say.
You signed me up on my way.
Those tickets were not to work.
No, 50 bucks for the tickets to the game.
Oh, okay.
That makes way more sense.
But yeah, you can only see them in New York, Boston, Toronto, Vancouver,
all the places, you know, I'm saying whatever, they're not actually like,
it's not, it hasn't taken off yet.
So, but I do want to try it like, I'm impressed.
And it sometimes it takes a lot for me to be impressed, but I'm impressed.
I asked, I saw that.
She rollerized me for those that are wondering, she is a fucking jerk, okay?
But yeah, so I'm excited about it.
I want to see it.
And I'm really low key, hoping that it grows into something.
And, you know, I don't think very many Dallas women would do it to be quite honest.
We're a very pretentious city, especially when it comes to the women.
And that's not that's not that's that's a fact.
I know I said, yeah.
Oh, okay.
Have you seen women walking around North Park?
Yes, I have.
I'm going tomorrow.
I can't wait.
I can't wait to people watch.
Are you getting?
No, thanks.
It's my favorite.
Have you ever, you probably have.
Have you ever walked through North Park?
And then I feel, because I was talking to my guy bartender about this the other day.
And I was like, I was walking around North Park once, trying to find a Christmas gift for my mom,
which I'm doing it again tomorrow, because I can't find this woman anything.
And I accidentally walked into the area where it's like, believe it time.
Pandora, like not Pandora, but whatever.
Like the expensive places where they have security standing outside.
And I walked by, they gave me the ugliest eyes.
And I was like, oh my god.
I get it.
I'm wearing leggings in a hoodie, but god damn.
This is disrespectful.
The amount of looks.
It's not about the leggings in the hoodie.
It's about the name brand of the leggings and the hoodie.
And what shoes did you have on?
Because if you had those on, they're probably, I would look at your sideways too.
Okay, these are my neckies.
First off, their pant is basic as hell.
I have colored ones too.
And they're dirty.
I know.
I have brand new ones that I wear.
Oh, okay.
I was about to say, I am a sneaker head and I am a pulled.
Okay.
I have new pair.
Thank you.
I just wear these when I'm like, if I'm not going out.
You don't give a shit.
Yeah, I can.
These are the ones I wear to the cowboys because I don't care if you get dirty.
Okay.
Okay.
I'm like, have you seen my green ones?
Yeah, I'm just, you know, I'm just, this is true.
You did wear your green ones before I've seen the green ones.
That's it.
And I have looked on the Nike app for new ones and I just haven't found a pair that I like.
Yeah, this, this Dunk release lately has been kind of like, they've been focused on the Jordans.
Like, I don't like the blue colors that they've come out with recently.
Yeah.
Anyway, women's hockey.
I mean, you know, that was pretty much my spill for women's hockey.
I'm listening.
I'm a fan.
Okay.
It's like, let's just, I'm a fan of WNBA.
Oh, my God.
And women's cause basketball has been great.
Oh, my God.
Oh, girl from Iowa, Iowa state.
I forget her name, but Dallas needs to go pick her up.
I would, that would be great for her to be here.
Then they could suck again one more year and then fucking go get juju.
Oh, great as team assembled.
I would just, I would cry because I would literally be a season ticket holder at every game.
Yeah, every game.
So anyway, this is beer 30 sports at clock.
And I'm a fan of women in sports.
What can I say?
This is a stolen water media production.
You know.