The Sports Never Stop… and Neither Does Everything Else | The Clubhouse Podcast Episode 16-39

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It is eight o'clock on the east coast. It is five o'clock on the west coast.
It is the second of April in the year of our Lord, 2026.
Season 16, episode 39, 759 times you have been welcome to the clubhouse podcaster one stop shop for all things sports entertainment pop culture and pro wrestling proudly part of
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And because of that also stolen water media welcome my name is Rob i am the executive producer of the clubhouse podcast and
There's people on the show that haven't noticed something yet and i'm about to reveal it to them
Which would tell you i am not by myself
That way from me is my co-host and a man wearing his very fashionable cheap podcast t-shirt
I want to clarify i did notice it i just didn't want to step on your parade i ain't talking about you i know
At the bottom of your screen is the official fact checker of sooner or gator promotions
And a man who last week i said i got something for you next week
You may know a music boon who is mama make name of don for it i'm gonna come don for it hey man
Hey what's up
Don allow me to show you something you don't have
Okay
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The
I have to help you to fight turn around
If i turn around
I was going to suggest you slide slightly to the right oh no yeah
Okay have you know i don't have one of those
Because you would have brad about it by now
Don you would have been talking about it for a month straight if you had it
I literally have about 25 bucky shirts do i break it
But you don't have a bucky soccer jersey bro
And you know what else you don't have
What's that
You don't have buckies baseball jersey series two
Which i have right over there in the closet
Okay
So and the answer to your question don is yes you do
Every you're so no no you have the most expansive bucky shirt collection
Every time you're like look
I don't know anybody that
Buckies gear than Don and that includes me
And you know what i appreciate the joy he has for buckies
Oh absolutely
But you know what else Don
Not only is there buckies
Jersey series two
There's a matching hat
Because the new jerseys
Which i have
They're gray
They're not white
The first edition was white these are gray
Yeah pretty much
See i'm going to be wearing like the jerseys when we go to the NASCAR
In about a month
Actually it'll be four weeks from tomorrow night
Is when the the start with the race with the truck cars
But there's a buckies right by the Texas Motor Speedway
So i'm going to have to you know stock up on your up there
This is a nice bucky suit i've been there many times
And i'm looking forward to it
But i'm going to make a jerseys one day when i'm out there
Like on the sunday i'm thinking or the saturday
Because it's Friday night saturday day
All you know the big race in the video
Yeah so
We got the three weekend pass
One i've tried never done it
So i mean the fantastic paper
Or looking forward to it
Excellent yeah all right
But that is cool though
That is a cool jersey
Oh i you know what i was on the wrong one
This is season 16 episode 39
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Welcome to the show
Long run she because you know
A lot of time corrections
Uh it was announced this week
Super Bowl LXII
Will be in Vegas
In 2029
And by that
Probably have their NBA team too
I am surprised it was taking that long
Because
Elegant is a fantastic stadium
And perfectly located for that town
Yeah
And maybe they'll have their baseball team up and running by that point too
We'll see
I can't let it
Has Vegas had a Super Bowl yet
I think they already had one haven't they
Alex i don't believe they have
Regent
I don't believe they have but i could be wrong
I'll take a look
Don's probably checking right now
He's our fact checker
I thought they they hosted when it first opened
See i thought they were talking about hosting
COVID season
Well that was when they were supposed to host
Um money in the bank
Mm-hmm
But that that if they were hosting
The Super Bowl the world would have been back
Would have not closed yet
Or been back open by that point
2024 if i remember
They said down
Well don's got to be more brother
The city debuted
The first Super Bowl host city in 2024
Hopefully more than three hundred
Three hundred and thirty thousand visitors
Those yes Super Bowl
There you go
Yeah
Oh okay
That was the rematch
Super Bowl between the chiefs and the 49ers
Yeah i just i found it hard to believe they hadn't yet
You know what i mean?
Honestly i just need that
Take
All right also announced this week
In a very
I get this move
But it breaks the rules
Your next hard knocks is the sea hawks
So
In previously there were certain rules that the NFL setup
For to be the team that's on hard knocks
I like this because i like
The concept of a team prepping to defend the championship
But this is these last couple of years have been a bit of a departure for hard knocks
Well, there's also been slightly conflicting reports over whether or not
Seattle is actually returning
As the offseason hard knocks that they didn't do with a pro team last year
Based on how the giants looked
Way to go Joe Shane
But there's been
Concept of whether or not it is hard knocks proper
Or if it's going to start even earlier
Because one of the things that they were pitching with this allegedly was seeing how do we
Quote on quote fix our backfield
Since our lead runner and Super Bowl MVP is now chief
And our default
Starter has a torn ACL
So there's there's been some concept of
Questions about continuation with a team that was not expected to go to the playoffs
Let alone win a Super Bowl but boy did they earn it
And then how did you do that again because the hardest thing to do is to win it twice
All right, I'm just double checking a couple of things before we get moved on
NCAA basketball your final fours are sent women's final four all chalk
So you got that going for it
Men's final four will be Saturday night and we'll probably we'll talk about something getting preempted for that here
In a little while
I haven't even looked at my bracket because it I don't think I survived round two I really go mic go go mic
Go that's basically what we got we got mic cookla or somebody who I don't recognize that use the name senior three
Okay, there's no if Arizona wins it's that guy if Michigan wins it's mic the rest of us are toast
Let me who do you have the final four who do you think is gonna be holding the trophy
So you should real fast. I'm gonna refuse myself because I have a bias
I don't see you cons women not winning again because you con on the men's side
I don't know that you cons gonna pull it off
Because
It was hard for I had to I had to really I didn't be very careful when I texted Alex on Sunday as I was eating dinner before the moderate left
Because I watched the end of that Yukon a Duke game live
Yeah, and when when that dude missed the second free throw without trying to try to intentionally bank it off and something
I was like
Uh-oh
Then boozer to electric Boogelloo got the shot blocked and that kid you want to talk about taking the shot from downtown and then yeah
They're being it
Cut to Bobby Hurley's mom who if you could read lips said would have had to be bleeped if there was audio on live
Well, it's a Hurley they all talk like yeah, I it I was just like I just texted Alex and I'm like
I was just the text just said holy I was gonna say
You can't say you texted me wrong. I hit the wrong button. I said holy
The end of this game and you were like I'm not watching I'm like that's why I put it the way I put it because I knew you were watching smack down at the time
I don't know I
This is gonna be fun to watch
And I've always been fascinated on how quickly the tournament moves
Like we got the championship next week
So you know
And your final four is on Easter weekend, which is even weirder
Um, I think I'm just gonna be daring and say I think it's gonna be Yukon versus Michigan and Michigan wins it
I mean, I mean Illinois versus Michigan and Michigan wins it
Illinois Illinois beats Yukon Michigan beats Arizona then Michigan wins over Illinois
That's how I'm saying it. I could be wrong
I could be wrong
I have the bias for Michigan because Coach Dusty will always be my coach
Okay
All right boys, we're getting couldn't close to the end of NBA and NHL season
So let's look at these standings one more time
NBA Southeast division of the Eastern conference because that's how that works
The Washington Wizards
They're 17 and 59
59
They're nothing if not consistent people
They're 26 and a half games out
Don't think they're gonna make the playoffs
They're 21 and a half back on the heat
The heat now or a half game back on Orlando who are tied with Charlotte
And they're both three and a half games back of the Atlanta Hawks
Who are they're on a three game win streak
But go back and watch what I say about Atlanta the Hawks on the OG
You don't understand
The division
The Brooklyn Nets
They're not gonna get there because they're 33 back
They are 24 games back at Toronto
Toronto and Philly are tied
But they're both seven and a half or six and a half games back of New York and Boston
But New York's two and a half back on Boston
The nicks have kind of surged back into the picture
Because they and Boston have both clinched playoff spots
In the central division
The Indiana Pacers
Another playoff team from last year
They get there this year and much like my panthers
They're 37 games back and they're 11 back of the bulls
Chicago's a game back of Millowaw K
Millowaw K 17 back of Cleveland
Detroit has clinched a playoff birth because they're eight games up in the division
In the western conference
The Dallas Mavericks
They ain't going bro
They're 34 games back there
A game back of Memphis, Memphis in New Orleans
My Pelican are tied at 33 games back and they are both 22 games back on Houston Houston Houston
Did I mention San Antonio's on a 10 game heater which is why there are 11 games up in the division
Right now
Did you see Wembe's reply when you pundit try to tell him that the spurs didn't have enough experience to go deep in the playoffs
Oh please please elaborate and bring yourself on the screens
So I'll go ahead and just share on that one
So during an interview
On ESPN of all places
The pundit who I will not say by name was like aren't you worried that the spurs are too young that they don't have enough playoff experience
And Wembe's response was basically like go ahead and bleep it
It'd be like yeah
No I'm not actually asking
I'm saying he said something I'm not going to repeat because of bleeping
And he was basically like yeah everybody's going to start somewhere
We're still going to go out and play 100% every game who cares
And I'm like
That is a very French dismissive answer and I love it
In the Northwest division the Utah jazz
Taking for somebody
Because they're 39 and a half back
They are 18 games back at Portland
Portland now eight back a Minnesota Minnesota two back at Denver who's clinched a playoff spot
But even though they're on a seven game win streak
They're still 11 and a half back on Oklahoma City
So and we've only got
A week left in the regular season in the Pacific division
Sacramento King's not going to get there
They're 30 and a half games back there
15 or 16 and a half back at Golden State
Golden State three back of the kitty bears
L.A. Three back on Fowon X and the Lakers have clinched a playoff spot
After a four game heater and they are eight up in the division
We can actually look and see what the playoffs would look like today
Because there ain't much left in the season right now
Your six teams in the Eastern conference
That would be above the above the line there
Billy Atlanta Cleveland
Goodness mercy
Then you've got
The next Boston and Detroit have all clinched a playoff spot
Now here's the thing
Your four teams that are on the bubble right now
Would be your four play in teams would be Miami
Orlando Charlotte and Toronto
Those there's nobody even close to them at this point in the game
In the Western conference from six to one
Minnesota Houston Denver Lakers San Antonio Oklahoma City
To the surprise of no one
Those six those six teams
Have not I have at least one game on a win street
None of them have lost a game in the last one
So combine those six teams
29 game win street
Combined with San Antonio having almost half of them
The teams that play in right now would be Golden State Portland the Clippers and Fowon X
That's the cutoff because behind them would be Fly Pelican and that dog don't hunt
Let's be honest
Which I hate that for New Orleans but it is what it is except your fate
Let's go to the NHL boys
Before we move off of that I do want to give the NBA some credit so mark the calendar
There was a lot of pushback on this play in I feel like it works really well
But it's always going to take some in a couple three years ago
All the the tinks out of the the hose if you will
Was that clean trombone?
I don't know
In the Eastern Conference Atlantic division my poor Panthers
They are 25 points out of first place
And I hate who's leading this division
There are two points back at Toronto Toronto is now nine back on Detroit
The Red Wings and Odorwa are tied
They are both eight points back of Boston
Boston two back of the Montreal Canadians
Sorry about that
It was a French club
They are two back of Tampa Bay
Tampa Bay now two back of the Buffalo Sobreys who lead the division and have hit the century marked by the way kids
Don't like the Sobreys
Don, tell me what we're going
What's in the metropolitan division
You better believe we are
The New York Rangers they are
29 points out of first place
They are seven back on New Jersey
The Jersey now devils are now seven back on the capitals who are a point back on the flyers
Flyers two back on Columbus
Excuse me, goodness mercy
I got a cough drop, I didn't still not helping
Blue jackets are a point back on the islanders islanders are three back gone Pittsburgh penguins second in the division
Which are eight points back
But what happens after that? I don't know
You're eight back on Carolina by the way right now
Caroline is also hit the century mark
So both of your division leaders in the eastern conference have hit a hundred points
The western conference
The Vancouver connects
They are currently 18 points back at Calgary
Flames are five back of Seattle cracking his two back of son
Are they all of a sudden they're sponsored by NBC? What was that? I have no idea
Sharks are a point back on the king
The more you skate
The kings are four back of Vegas
It's now third in the division because they're three back on Edmonton and all of a sudden anachimes up by two points in the division
Even though Edmonton's one four straight anachons lost three
In the central division this is where it gets interesting
The Chicago black hawks have 68 points
They are with 68 points
They are 35 points back in the division
They are
Let's see
They are
12 points back of the blues
St. Louis is two back of Winnipeg
Winnipeg is a point back at Nashville
Nashville is now five back on man mitt
Utah is now
Eight back on Minnesota
Now
Minnesota is six back on the stars
The stars are in second place in the division and they have hit the century mark
And but still eight points back on Colorado
Who are at 108 points right now
So I still maintain the team to look out for right now is Edmonton
This is the first season they're holding back for the playoffs
Any other division in hockey the stars would either lead or be tied for first place
If they were in the Pacific division they would lead that division by 13 points right now
parody
So let's look at your playoff picture right now
Eastern Conference
Carolina Buffalo Tampa Bay Montreal
Boston Pittsburgh Islanders Columbus
Now teams on the bubble because we have
Eight games left in the season in the NHL on the average
So let's just take teams that are within 10 points of Columbus
Columbus has 88 points right now teams within 10 points
But Detroit Philadelphia Washington
And New Jersey
Toronto's only a point behind New Jersey and even crazier
Florida's only three points back of New Jersey
And they're last place in the division boys
Who acos
And there's only one other team in the division
And they're less than 15 points out
They're 13
In the Western Conference
Colorado Dallas, Minnesota, Anaheim, Edmonton, Mammoth, Vegas, and Los Angeles
Teams within 10 points of LA
Everybody but Vancouver
Everybody but the fighting grand Reynolds
Literally, literally
San Jose Nashville with a peg cracking St. Louis Calgary
Chicago are all within 10 points of the
Kings for that eight spot
Do you ever think about how bad it is for Vancouver that their best player
Of all time is probably Mark Messier
During his worst seasons
I mean hockey boys
That'll love it
Now for the final
Should we go ahead and do this next week
Because we still have a week left in the season
Yeah, if we still have a week to go
We could still do another one
All right, what is the point
That would be goal differential
Four
The Vancouver connects
Say negative 85
Be up there
I was totally about to say negative 86
And I don't want to be that guy
I was thinking I have no feel for this
So it's 40 years since the Mets 86 World Series
Let's do negative 86
The Vancouver conucks
Have played 74 games
In those 74 games
They are 22 44 in 8
For a total of 52 points
So they only have 22 wins more than us
Correct
They are 8 30 and 5 at home
14 22 and 3 on the road
They're 3 and 7 and 0 in their last 10
Closest without going over
Nobody knows
Well, yeah
I literally had it
Only if you gave about this much more room
Because the Vancouver conucks
Currently have a goal differential of minus 88
You know, I'm dead serious
I was locked in on 86
fully anticipating to say 86
And then done jumped in with 85
And I'm like brain fart
I'm just going to stick to it
Go for it
Why not?
Because I don't like doing that on this
There's nothing on the line
That bragging rights
What's the bragg?
That's all I'm saying
I hope they get there
I really hope they get there
I'm saying right now
Negative 100 for next week
All right, Don Sardin
Don has thrown the gauntlet
Yes I am
I will say negative one for next week
But
And you know what?
I hope I lose
Because I don't think it's any fun
If they don't make it
We played six games
Couple of things of note
Six games in
Boston's on a five game slide
Anaheim is tied for the worst record after six games
Which has only happened one other time since 1920
Athletics not doing well outside out of the game
They were one the after six games
One in five that is tied for the worst after six games
In over a century
You mean just for the athletics
No, from what I saw on on the Espin
It said ever
I really would have guessed the teams had gone 0 and 6
I was shocked too
By the way, Boston's already got to run differential or minus 15
Garrett Krochett can't pitch every game
Don Pittsburgh's on a two game here you're at 500 right now
And you've got a plus three run differential
That's strong out of the gate
Even though opening day not great for your boys
Not great that a great opening day for your boys
You recovered
After the all-star break they always go to the gutter
They do good in the beginning and then after all-stars
You know
Celebrate
Celebrate
Winds, bro
It's all I'm saying
Yeah, no
We'll see what happens
You got to love them but it's just
You know
Like how the cup spans for years would always say
There's always next year
Next year
So
Alex is doing research I can see it
Oh, there's a lot of teams that have started 0 and 6
What you may have seen is that only three teams in the history of baseball
Have gone 0 and 6 and made the playoffs
That would be the 2025 Braves
The 2021 athletics
The 2016 twins
And the 2011 red socks
Maybe it was just an athletics history
I don't know
Well, interestingly
But the athletics went 0 and 6 five years ago
So I'm guessing ESPN cut the wrong people from their stats department
Still but still one in five
That's not good
But the interesting thing is
Four teams have made the playoffs after going 0 and 6
No team has ever made it after going 0 and 7
I don't think we've got anybody in the O for column right now
Let me look I don't think we do either
Everybody's got at least one win
I know the mess are trying to give me an aneurysm
My Emmy's five and one out of a gate
They are playing great
I'm not holding my breath
Houston's out of five game heater
Mm-hmm
Loss just below 500
Yeah, nobody is O for right now
White socks are one and five
So get ready for that return
We do want to show you
That we are six weeks from today
Away from the air
Where's Colorado at right now
Because they were such and
I'm right in the middle of an adry
Okay, sorry
For the second week in a row
I'm just going to go ahead and do this
Colorado's you and Ford on
Okay, thank you
They're plus three
Whoa
They're positive
It's Colorado they're usually scoring
A bunch of runs and then losing
Yeah
But you know they have
Okay
And to fans of the Arizona Diamondbacks
Oh
Hit your concession stands this year kids
I saw a video last
Some of these are obscene
Of the top 10 new stadium foods this year
I love that Seattle is doing the deal
Where you can take your
Your entree and put it into a replica of the ferry
Yes, it's right in the ferry
So let's select the entree
And then
Arizona is doing two things
I wasn't I didn't prepare a slide presentation
Because it's already been done
It's out there you can go find it
One of the things they're doing is a campfire
Smores milkshake
Mm-hmm
That looks phenomenal
But Don what if I told you
You could and I don't know how much this is
I'm estimating 35 to $40
Okay, what if I told you
You could go to the ballpark for the
Arizona Diamondbacks
And buy a gallon of nachos
I mean that literally
Where's the gallon of the nacho cheese
A hundred and two no it's nachos
It's a bucket of one hundred and
28 ounces of nachos
Oh, boy
That comes in a souvenir
bucket
Haha
You have the price on an Ellecks
Yes, I do
No honestly I almost want to do a North America's
Favorite game show
Just to see how much you guys think a
Bucket gallon of nachos
I've already been giving you my range
Oh, I didn't hear it. I apologize.
$35 to $40 is my range.
Done.
Do you agree here to say more or less?
Oh, if that gallon, I'm going to say 50 bucks.
That sounds
Rob's spot on at $39.99.
And the Dodgers are doing a watermelon habanero margarita.
I also want to clarify that bucket.
Just looks like a movie popcorn bucket with a diamond logo on it.
But the habanero watermelon habanero margarita that the Dodgers are doing.
And I think the meds are doing something similar.
Comes in a about a palm sized like if I held it like this.
It looks like a little igloo cooler that kind of has a little button on in front of it.
Sir, do you want to know how much the bucket weighs?
Not the bucket itself, but the whole thing.
It's 120 announces.
Right.
No, it's 128 ounces.
That's still the weight of it.
So you're looking at I'm talking about everything.
The meat, the cheese, the veggies, everything for 120 announces.
Talking
10 12 pounds.
Allow me to start the phrase and you're going to finish it.
But I know you're going to get it.
You with me?
The human head weighs eight pounds.
That's how heavy the bucket of nachos.
And apparently it's like layered.
It's not like just a bunch of.
It is delicious.
It doesn't look delicious.
Yeah, I you know what?
I have had people over the last few years tell me that they want me to take on the boomstick dog.
Which runs around 27 28 dollars.
And for those of you that don't know, it's a three foot hotdog.
Yeah.
I have considered it.
There is no way in New Jersey that I am taking on 128 ounces of nachos.
Not unless I'm in a controlled environment.
And I've got about four and a half hours.
Like that's about it.
Oh, and they're also embracing boys.
I don't know if you heard about this, but they're embracing the 999 challenge.
Some of the.
I was going to say, did you see that the dock house or combo has been added to city field?
Don have you heard the 999 talent stock?
I have not.
Nine hot dogs, nine beers, nine innings.
So essentially you finish a hot dog and a beer every inning.
Now let's be clear.
The stadiums that are embracing this.
You buy a box, literally a box.
A beer than hot dogs, but the beers are only like four ounces of peace.
So you're really only drinking about three beers total and all of the hot dogs are mini dogs.
Unless you go to places they do not care.
So you have to eat the thing with.
No, it's you have to go all the way through the game.
Okay.
The concept is allow me to allow me to change it for you done.
Okay.
You buy the box with the nine hot dogs and the nine small beers.
Yeah.
Yeah.
And you just you buy that, but the concept of the challenge is a hot dog and a beer.
I don't know if it's like one of those places where you eat the whole steak in the salad.
No, it's not.
It's it's not like a challenge.
You win stuff.
Okay.
Okay.
You're just going to need a driver and a laxative at the end of it.
I'm just waiting to see when they do the nacho challenge in the desert.
Oh, God.
If you can finish this bucket by yourself, your heart transplant is free.
But you have to your nachos probably run at some stadiums 15 bucks for just the little
thing with a little.
That's a very good point on the cost effectiveness.
But here's why I am on board with the one piece of this.
I'm on board with with those nachos.
My nacho preference, which is why Taco Casa and I are at odds outside of their version
of the end Gerito.
If I go to Taco Casa and I order nachos in the drive through, I have to assemble them at
home, which means I feel I should get a discount because I'm not doing your work.
You're saying that you should be getting an hourly rate for however long to take to put
the nachos together.
I want to order my nachos in the drive through and get home and have everything soaked
into the chips.
I want the point that once I get past that top layer, I need a spoon to finish my nachos.
That's how I roll.
That's how I get down and that's how I'm living.
I want to clarify, I don't believe you mean you want things liquefied.
You want things absorbed so that they are still nachos though.
Yeah, I want it soggy, but I want it so that I can't put the chips because there's a saw.
Remember, we used to refer to it as the free bird's conundrum of how long does it have
to sit in the car before it is the appropriate level of saturation.
That being said, that's the one piece of this nacho phenomenon that I'm on board with
because I'm trying to get into the bucket.
It's just going to be soggy and you better get a knife and a fork and a spoon and have
a couple of buddies and just go to town.
So I called it.
I call it.
Rob will get the last two pounds.
No, it's okay.
Here's my thing.
No beans.
Because could you imagine the level of beanage in there?
I would need to either be in a section by myself because I always say.
If you're not going to text max, no beans double rice because I respect my wife too much.
Could you imagine if you get like two or three people in a section that buy this thing,
I would have extra security just to make sure nobody lit a match.
I'm not saying.
I'm just saying.
But at the bottom of the wall, we are talking about the diamond back, so we also have to acknowledge
that the reason they're doing this in Arizona is exactly why they can keep beans in it
because the entirety of the existence in Arizona might as well feel like a hot fart
between the air during the sun.
Long tonight, boys, just be prepared.
We are six weeks away from the Eric Nadal birthday benefit concert.
It's somebody that's 14th edition with two of Eric's favorite bands, Eric Nadal, voice
of the Rangers legend.
He does this every year for 14 years.
This year, he brings in two of his favorite bands every year.
Last year it was two bands.
I'd never heard of.
And since then, I've bought at least one of their albums.
This year, it's Brooklyn based Sammy Ray and the friends.
And then we're going to the other coast for the Bay Area favorite Chuck profit in the Cumbia shoes.
I love Cumbia.
It's good music.
It's going to be Thursday, May 14.
Doors are at 630.
Show starts at 730 at the Longhorn Ballroom, currently located at 216 Corinth Street.
And on the south side of Dallas, it supports the work of the Grant Halliburton Foundation.
This is a local nonprofit that provides mental health education training and support to families and teens.
And this is a very important.
It's a cause it's near and dear to his heart.
We know because we talked to him about it last year.
You want to learn more or if you want to purchase tickets or you want to sponsor a table or you want to get a sweet.
Grant Halliburton.org slash Eric Nadal.
That is Grant Halliburton.org slash Eric Nadal.
The YDC team probably involved two thirds of this show as well will be there on the purple carpet.
It's presented by Haynes Boone and KXT 91.7 FM.
May 14.
Be there and watch us.
Work our way through this thing.
Alex may wear another glow in the dark reflective jacket.
You don't know.
We don't know.
Hey, hey, hey, respect to the sequencer.
I'm not, I'm not disrespecting it.
I mean, it was your, it was your profile picture.
It's still is.
It's the best picture.
I've taken it a long time.
It showed up today in my memories, which I was like, this wasn't that time yet, but okay.
I'm still fascinated by these nachos, by the way, because there is a 64 ounce.
No, no, there is a 64 ounce half gallon version.
And I kind of think I could do it.
Here's my thing.
If you're going for a half, you go for the whole.
That's all I'm saying.
Don't just commit to the half.
Go full, go full, go full, board.
If somebody's picking up the tab, I'll go full, board.
Hey, I'll go, I'm saying.
If it's available, I'm all in.
Oh, by the way, Don, I didn't tell you this jersey.
The hood thing is not part of it.
I'm wearing my WrestleMania hoodie underneath it.
You had sleeveless.
So I didn't want to, you know, I don't want to take you guys to the gun choke tonight.
Okay.
All right.
That's going to be in stuff we watch this week.
I don't have anything out of the ordinary that I watched week last week.
There was no trivial pursuit.
I don't know if it's back tonight or not.
But I'm caught up on everything else really.
Anything you guys want to talk about from a TV standpoint?
I feel like I'm right on the cusp of jumping into a bunch of shows.
Since we have stuff starting.
Other things that have come and gone.
I am bracing for this new season of Daredevil.
But I want to get a few episodes in because I'm a binge watcher.
I'm not an appointment viewer.
So I don't really have anything.
But Don, do you.
Now that or near that habit.
I mean, nothing new.
No, no.
This last week.
Yeah.
Let's get into headlines.
ABC Hulu Disney plus ABC has renewed Grey's Anatomy for season 23.
And my wife will be happy with that.
Wasn't like season 15 or 16 supposed to be the last one at one point.
Something like that.
Let's answer all your questions.
Oh, no, I know the answer is money.
But what I'm saying is, didn't they announce a number of years ago that it would be the last
season?
And then that changed.
Yeah.
Am I misremembering that?
Everything puts an asterisk.
That's also fair.
Because television series and regular retirements.
You wait five years and it comes back anyway.
Because they have also said that the wizards beyond Waverly Place will end after a short
and season three.
So I think it's only going to be like four episodes.
Okay.
The post of episodes.
Yeah.
Big news for you, gentlemen.
From CBS.
Mount plus Showtime.
We have an actor joining season two of Dexter Resurrection.
Oh, really?
Playing a former serial killer.
Can I get there?
Can I get there?
I just got to roll with me for a minute.
Skinner.
Don't start the show with free bird.
You got to make them want it.
So this is he'll be playing a former serial killer who is using his fame from being a serial killer
in the present day.
And he will be played by a man currently known.
For singing the McDonald's jingle.
Mr. Brian Cox is joining.
Two of Dexter Resurrection.
Okay.
Do you know why this is so much more entertaining for me though?
Please pop quiz.
And obviously we know who the answer is.
Who's the original Hannibal Lecter?
That was him.
Well, he played against William Peterson in man Hunter.
Yes, sir.
So the idea of Brian Cox playing a former serial killer using his fame who had played Hannibal
Lecter is just onion layers of genius.
So get red boys.
That's so much copy to read in this particular.
All right.
Excuse me.
Goodness mercy.
HBO Max TBS TNT.
Donna, want you to hear me?
What's up?
I want you to mark April 13th on your calendar.
It's a week from Monday.
Because it is the season two finale of the pit.
And you may say there's a hold on rock.
The pit don't come on Monday nights.
That is because Alamo Drafthouse is going to show the finale three days early in a theater.
Is going to be billed as a health care appreciation event.
Tickets are free, but you pay ten bucks to reserve your seat and you get that ten bucks food voucher.
Honestly, I cannot endorse this idea enough ever after having done the stranger things finale the exact same way.
I love this model.
Don, I want you to hear me.
As long as you are available on that night, I think you and faith should go.
I'm going to find an Alamo that covers it on the 13th April 13th.
Right down.
NBC peacock universal.
There's a there's a new book series.
I don't know how new it is, but I've heard about it in the last probably four or five months.
It's called Dungeon Crawler Carl.
I have this has been popping up in my purview with people who love it.
So we're getting a series that that peacock has landed that is being produced by fuzzy door productions that is run by.
Oh, you're actually asking fuzzy.
That is correct.
That's McFarland's fuzzy door productions has the rights peacock is going forward with it.
And it is very popular and the kids love it.
So I might check it out on Netflix has said that season two of a good girls guide to murder will drop on May 27th.
So Margaret calendars there and season two of Avatar, the last airbender will drop on June 25th.
I'm trying to compete with super girl, but whatever.
And they have also renewed age of attraction for season two, not a fan.
It's a show it's like a dating show where people meet, but they're not allowed to tell each other how old they are until later.
Yeah, it's basically your it's it's the love island of am I hitting on grandma or am I about a weird old dude.
Stars big news from them.
I didn't know this was a thing.
And now I'm excited.
Apparently overseas of.
They did a remake as a limited series of Amadeus.
I'm I'm sorry.
The Amadeus.
Yes, stars has brought it up.
And they're going to debut at May 8th.
I made that may be.
I'm in.
Yeah, I'm in.
I loved Amadeus.
I mean, I don't know if I don't know if you can top top holes, but that's, you know, well, and the great F Murray Abraham F Murray Abraham for sure.
And shout out to to be.
It's a free series that you a free service you can get on streaming.
They have added 250 episodes of Sesame Street.
So if you don't want to have to have as part of a page streaming service, you can watch it on to be.
It'll be weird to watch Sesame Street with commercials because PBS, but, you know, the only thing on TV on DVD and Blu-ray this week is season 13 of Father Brown to British show.
Okay.
Not familiar.
And I think of.
Yeah.
Like five.
That references for five people.
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All right, boys, let's get into movies and stuff we watched this week.
I've seen two movies that we're going to talk about them in new releases.
I almost have heard that I backed out.
I know we're going to talk about it.
I'm really excited for the movies that are starting to pop up on streaming options.
But I don't have any new ones for this week.
How about you, Don?
That's the new release basically.
Okay.
Let's dive into trailer talk.
Let's dive into trailer talk.
I've seen a handful of trailers this week.
824 is bringing a web series to the big screen called back rooms.
Yes.
Fascinating posters for this.
The one sheets are fascinating and I have no idea what's going on.
So basically this guy, you know, he's in a furniture store and he finds a door
that's like a portal to another dimension.
And in that other dimension, it's just a series of rooms.
Some are empty.
Some have stuff.
Some of it makes up.
Nope.
Nope.
Because it's creepy.
The dark wizard.
This is an HBO documentary series that's starting in a few weeks.
It's about a guy who's a free climber.
Kind of dare devil has done the back suit thing and the whole thing.
And now there's another guy that's kind of competing against him on some of the
things they're doing.
It's a little bit too intense for me.
It sounds like the climbing adrenaline junky equivalent of King of Kong.
I just sort of know what Khan out of body.
This is going to be on Netflix.
He is a musician that I've never heard of.
But apparently he's very, very popular because the live footage is in like sold out
arenas.
He's kind of a guy down backwards kind of a guy.
It looks interesting, but I don't know if it can hold me for a whole documentary.
Then let's get to the two big ones, boys.
First and foremost,
masters of the universe, new trailer hit.
You can actually go to stolenwatermedia.com.
Click on shows.
Click on our show.
Click on trailers.
We have it available for you right now.
This one and the next one are up on the site now.
Oh, I'm so ready to go to there.
I am married.
I did now that I have a full trailer.
See, I'm very interested in this, but we've talked about this before.
Like masters of the universe's heyday was right before I had formative thought.
So while I remember it existing, that was for kids who had money and we ain't that.
Well, I think for you,
you will feel about this movie kind of the way I felt about the movie.
I saw Monday night and we'll talk about it here in a little while.
Okay.
There is also now Alex.
Let me ask, have you seen the new supergirl trailer?
No, honestly, I have been debating on master.
The masters of the universe's trailer and supergirls trailer because I'm already on board.
And we've talked about this in the past where it's the.
Do you watch it knowing that you might see stuff you'd rather be surprised by?
Or do you watch the trailer out of your excitement?
It's a real interesting coin flip.
So I have not watched it yet, but I feel like I'm well cave before they debut.
Okay.
So let me say on a pseudo level this.
Three, two, one.
I don't want to say this is a spoiler because it's in the trailer.
But there is a piece to this plot.
I think you need to be aware of.
Go on.
The A plot to this is revealed in this trailer.
Uh-huh.
The A plot to this film is Kara has to chase down an alien species
because a member of this species takes a shot at crypto that fills him with poison
and she's got three days to get the antidote.
So I want you.
It's not who I think it is.
I'm not sure what you're asking.
I don't.
I don't.
Uh-huh.
So I don't want the Moa to be the one doing the shooting.
No, no, no, no.
Moa shows up later in the trailer.
He shows up in the scene of the teaser where she tells the guys you should have brought more people.
It's unfair to you.
Well, I want you.
But I've seen an image of him more revealed.
No, they show who does it in the trailer.
Okay.
But yeah, I just I want you to be aware.
No, no, and I appreciate that.
Um, but it looks fantastic.
Yes, it does.
I'm doubt the week everything I've seen looks amazing.
That in the minions are back to back weekends.
Very excited about that.
And by the way,
if you haven't gone to your local AMC.
I know the North Park has this.
They have a new display for Mandalorian in Kevin.
That had the life size three dimensional Mandalorian in Kevin that you can stand next to and take pictures.
I've got pictures.
I'll send you.
Oh.
Ludwig playing in the head.
And I mark and I posed with it.
Because that's what you're supposed to do.
Uh,
make that trailer or make it to that screening.
Big announcement from the USA Film Festival this week, boys.
USA Film Festival coming up in about three weeks is the 56th annual.
Friday, April 24th.
They are having the premiere.
That the USA Film Festival.
Of deep water.
Have you guys seen this trailer?
Playing crashes into the ocean and there's a shark.
That's what you need to know.
That one.
Yeah.
But.
Have we talked about thrash yet?
I don't believe so.
I've seen that trailer though.
I don't know why I'm so entertained by this trailer.
Well, it's going to be.
It's going to be terrible, but I'm excited.
Well, this movie stars Aaron Eckhart, Ben Kingsley.
Uh,
but the thing is the director and the producer are coming to town for it.
Oh.
The director is one rainy Harlan.
Uh,
the producer that will be with him.
And I'm hoping we can find a way to get an interview because this will get me two people involved in this in the last month.
Gene Simmons will be coming with him to present the film at the USA Film Festival.
I can find a way to get an interview.
That's him in first cubic and back to back months.
You said we're open that Friday night.
I will see.
But I want you to go deep water.
Yep.
I don't know if I can say that it's not my type of movie.
But also announced this past week.
Uh, the 11th annual Indie meme film festival.
That's going to be April 22nd through the 26th.
Uh, let me see.
It's going to be as it's based in Austin.
The kickoff screening will be Jitank Singh Gujarz.
Vic Mut.
It's, uh,
translates to in search of the sky.
Uh, we've got a divine comedy as the centerpiece section.
This will be April 22nd is that same weekend.
So if you're in Austin, check out the Indie meme film festival.
This is, this celebrates bold and innovative South Asian cinema
from around the world.
Hmm.
So that's cool.
Out as well.
And we talked last week about this weekend being the opening we are last weekend
being the opening weekend for the Lancaster theater.
Uh-huh.
Did you guys get to go?
I'm going to take that as a note.
Remember the people that only have the audio of this too.
But they did announce their, um, programming through April and May.
They've got Texas comedies crash at crush.
Um, they're doing badass 70s black cinema with a dress contest.
Nice.
Uh, Nelson Lugo's deconstructing the magician show.
John Wildman, friend of the show, has his sketch this comedy show.
That's going to be playing there.
And we're going to have Shirley Carter's royal women of country and show time
at the Lancaster theater.
They will be showing for the festival.
They're going to show a sparkle.
The original.
Excuse me.
And, uh, cotton comes to Harlem.
Like cinema celebration.
So they're also going to have a buck in the preacher, which I have the criterion for.
And the Mac.
If you, if you know that's, uh, if I'm not mistaken, that is, I just lost his name.
He played him in the Dolomite.
The guy to play Dolomite was in the Mac.
So that's going on as well.
A lot going on.
One more thing we want to talk about.
Uh, this April.
That's this month at the Alamo.
Planet Hong Kong continues.
Last week, last month, we talked about the Godzilla versus mecha Godzilla.
We've got John who's face off.
Nice.
He's in the cool.
I just want face waterfall.
And Jackie Chan's police story.
Good movie.
Also this, this month, uh, city on fire, romancing and thin air.
And tomorrow never dies.
Because that's where it takes place.
Also this month, uh, best buds will be the best.
I was going to enjoy the best of Betty Boop volume one.
If you were a fan of that back in the ghost world.
Um, uh, and something wild.
If you're a fan of how did this get made.
Team sanity.
It's all I'm saying.
Oh, that was dropped at Fred.
That was dropped at Fred.
Also top Paul Thomas Anderson's the master.
Would they'll be showing us what they're doing a big about the movie party.
Allowing interactive props, including Jackie tree horns, no pad and white Russians.
And then the best bud series ends with Celine and Julie go boating as part of queer film theory 101.
Uh, they're also showing, uh, they're doing a movie party for the 2005 Pride and prejudice.
They're doing a miscongeniality movie party.
My wife knows somebody in that movie.
There's a film part of it in San Antonio.
And terror Tuesday will be it doesn't get any better than this as well as city wide fever.
So a lot going on at the Alamo.
Let's get into some other.
Uh, some other things, some other headlines.
Can you believe it's been 30 years as Jerry McGuire?
Nope.
Celebrating its 30th anniversary this month and it will return to theaters for three days.
August 12th, 14th and 15th.
You can go see Jerry McGuire in the theater.
I have a soundtrack and it's Cameron Crow.
I'm just thinking the irony that this is the second reference to Jerry McGuire in this episode.
And I've interviewed Jonathan Lipnicki.
Mm hmm.
Very nice guy.
Very, very nice guy.
Uh, you guys remember the movie from a couple of years ago, fall about the people that were on the tower.
I hated that movie.
I don't think it's your sucked on ice.
You're getting it.
Well, the only disappointing thing about that movie was that anybody lived through it.
It's coming out August seven.
But I should I say the most disappointing.
August 7th is your release date.
But it's also the same day as two other movies.
One, I think all three of us will see.
And the second one.
One, maybe two of us will see.
Also coming August 7th.
The one that I will not be seeing is the latest from Eli Roth called ice cream man.
No, no, no.
Oh, that's knowing Eli Roth.
That is the most unstable title he might have ever came up with.
No.
And also that day.
Super troopers three boys.
Market calendar.
Leader.
It's your leader of Cola ready.
Also, I don't know if you guys have seen this trailer.
Uh, Jimmy.
K.J.
Oppa from Riverdale.
Is going to be playing Jimmy Stewart.
Oh, no, pick.
That's going to take place as his time as a combat pilot in World War II.
When he won his Oscar and walked away from Hollywood.
I am.
I've seen the trailer.
This looks fantastic.
It's interesting because I've thought about or I've heard pitches for the exact same kind of thing.
But doing a movie on Ted Williams that isn't about baseball.
But because he was same concept.
This will release November 6th.
I am very intrigued by that.
And, um, something that's very popular that I haven't gotten a chance to see that I'm actually kind of looking forward to.
Have you guys ever heard of the musical called six?
Yes, but not intelligent enough to know.
Give any feedback.
But I have heard of it.
Very modern styles of music.
Uh, about the six wives of Henry VIII.
Oh, it has been filmed and six the musical live will hit theaters the next week after Super Troopers 3 on August 14th.
That's a different thing altogether.
I had not heard about that.
It's from the town a couple of times.
I know some people that love it.
I mean, love it.
Love it.
Love it.
Love it.
I wonder if that's why I've heard of it.
Was it coming through like, uh, oh my god.
Why am I drawing a blank down fair park?
Yeah.
Uh, but it's, it's, I've heard wonderful things about this.
And I'm, I'm kind of interested.
I'm hoping it gets an eye.
I'm actually because I like when they do those in the in the premium format.
Uh, movie releases.
Possibly cold opinion.
We need more slapstick comedies without repercussions.
And we need more musicals.
That I'm going to say it right.
I'm not going to debate either one of those things.
Mm hmm.
Movie new releases in places you get movie new releases this week.
That is not where I wanted to go.
Oh, I've really got to learn how to read.
Come on.
Release calendar.
Thank you.
Because I got him lifted by a couple of them.
I don't remember why I show.
Have either of you watched the live action Moana trailer yet.
I can't bring myself to it.
No.
I do somebody, somebody said something about the rock with the wig that I can't
unheir and I really want to share it just so that I don't have to experience this alone.
Go ahead.
Do you remember 51states?
I do.
I have the sound sampler.
It will hold on back it up, back it up.
Do you remember Rob Schneider's character in 51states?
Oh,
somebody put that right next to how the rock looks in the wig and it is
jarringly similar.
Dear.
Yeah.
It's really bad.
But you know what?
I love Moana.
So.
Elsewise this week we have a movie called fantasy life.
It's getting a lot of really positive.
Yes.
With Amanda Pete.
An actress falls for the anxious law school dropout babysitting her kids.
In New York.
It looks really interesting.
We also have.
I'm kind of.
I see the cast in this and I'm fascinated.
It's called Palestine 36.
It's 1936.
And as Palestinian villages revolt against British colonial rule.
UCF navigates between Jerusalem and his rural home almost amidst escalating unrest
and a pivotal moment for the British Empire.
Jeremy Irons is in this.
That's a big win.
You put it in just about anything.
And Liam Cunningham from Game of Thrones is in this.
I mean, this looks very, very interesting.
And I am a little fascinated by it.
Also this week.
I know what I'm about to say is going to sound really weird boys.
And why did it move?
Did it move?
It might have moved.
Let me look and see if it's actually moved.
Drew Barrymore.
This is.
I can't tell if this is a biopic.
Or a.
What's the title?
I'm getting there.
It's called the singing priest.
Father Pedro Bruno Padre Guillermo.
I can't even say this.
Guillermo Guillermo and Rob Galea fire up a rock opera blast of soaring.
But Shelley level.
Vocals and flooding beats in Jubilee year.
Rome.
Their sound wins over millions as Galea's X factor drive pushes
Joy out into the world.
I'm fascinated by this.
It sounds interesting for sure.
So.
Check that out as well.
There's also.
I'm going to get back to there.
So that I can talk about this last one.
That's being released this week.
I'm going to get back to that.
That's the last one that's being released this week.
It's a horror film.
Called the third parent with Rob Lowe.
And Rosalind Sanchez.
Well Rosalind Sanchez is always an in.
Come on kids with all due respect to Rob Lowe.
Of.
Almost the fourth amidst the fourths of July celebration.
A disturbing figure named Tommy Taffy emerges disguising himself as a human to infiltrate a suburban neighborhood and impose.
Authoritarian rule over an unsuspecting family.
What the actual.
Those are the only two people in this movie that I recognize or would want to mention.
Okay.
Also this week.
Don and I went and saw the Super Mario Galaxy movie.
What?
I'm still sad that I didn't go.
I couldn't go.
I really, really enjoyed it.
I really, really, really, really enjoyed it.
I'll go with you.
Do you want to go?
Okay.
Well, I want to put a very specific on this without going into anything because obviously they can read both of your reviews at www dot the clubhousepodcast.com.
But no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
They should.
Because they're not on.
They're not on the website.
That's where I'm telling you.
I was trying to do the pivot before I get interrupted.
Go ahead.
I was, I was literally saying, but wait, they're actually at stolenwatermedia.com.
When you go there, you'll need to click on shows and then find us.
There's tabs.
So you have the episodes.
You have our reviews.
You have the trailers and you have our bios.
It's a snazzy website.
It looks great.
Yeah.
I will tell you.
And I said this in my review.
I want to watch this with someone who's really, really well versed in the Super Mario verse.
I guarantee you there are tons of Easter eggs I missed.
Kind of like, um, was it wish the Disney movie that had all the stuff in it?
I actually didn't see wish, but I've heard that about it.
There is a mid credits and post credits sequence just so you know.
So before we got hit by a truck on that whole setup, what I wanted to say was we had a very distinct experience
with the first movie screening because you and I had the same reaction of walking in going,
oh, we're in a side theater.
This might be terrible.
And then it was arguably, no, I'm not even going to say it.
It was one of the most fun movies of that year.
And it's unquestionable.
So if that is your baseline for a 10.
Would they be able to tell what number it is at stolenwatermedia.com when they read your review?
I think they could.
Okay, I think they could.
But it's yeah, I.
We saw it in an XL theater, which I thought was their version of XD, but it's not bigger screen.
I would love to see this.
And Don said this in his review that it's going to get a 3D release.
I would be fascinated.
Especially if it's I max 3D.
Yeah, this movie works on every level.
Awesome.
And yeah, I actually had to explain the post credit scene to other people, which was odd.
Which I thought was strange, but you know, also this week, the drama.
Just go read my review.
You'll figure it out.
Yeah, you might you might have a bonus episode that comes out about that.
Somewhere I've been decided where we're going to ask you.
Is there a chance that that film might make a certain list at the end of the year?
It's possible.
I will tell you at this point it rates higher than I will tell you at this point.
It rates higher than materialist did.
Because materialist was at the bottom of the list last year.
I will say based on based on the text I received from Rob after this.
I would say it's a safe bet.
It will be at least within a certain list.
It's the a 24 you ain't going to get me with the rope of dope anymore.
As I said in my review, my guard was up walking in and I'm glad it was.
Because it's shot gorgeously.
Performances are great.
I mean, it's it's Zendaya and it, you know, it's MJ and Batman.
So.
The subject matter.
I would implore you, dear viewer, dear listener.
Proceed with caution.
I think that this is the kind of film.
When I read one of the headlines of a review and I was on IMDB and it talked about uncomfortable comedy.
Basically what I said in my review.
Was if that if you're calling it uncomfortable comedy, it makes it would make Ricky your base go.
Probably not.
Just if you have any we can't just blow past the fact that Ricky your vase would pass.
That's that's how uncomfortable this gets.
If you have any like even this much reservation.
Seek out the Wikipedia page when it drops tomorrow because that's when they'll probably put the plot in.
You've been warned and we're going to talk off air.
Kind of sort of about it.
The last half an hour of this film.
I just I was looking at my watch probably more than I've watched than I've done to any movie in the last five years.
So this is your inside almost even one of the posters.
Is misleading because the picture in the poster is not the picture in the film or a very specific reason.
That's all I'm saying.
And I don't know I know people caught it in the movie, but I don't know the thing caught that they changed it from the poster.
That's all I'm saying.
Movies on DVD and Blu-ray this week.
Mercy.
No mercy.
I can't spell mercy.
The thing we watched earlier this year that we enjoyed in the iMacs and it's available on prime video right now.
So we're getting 4k steel books for Carlitos way, which I'm not a huge fan of because they tell you the ending in the beginning of that.
The classic death ship is getting a 4k release and the deer hunter is getting a 4k steel book.
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So it was announced this week, Maple Leaf pro wrestling, who is currently scheduled last week's ring of honor was a global war show with them.
They're going to have a weekly show on TSN starting in July.
Good for that.
And shout out to Lady Frost.
She is now officially part of the NLW crew said she was she was unemployed for about an hour.
Biggest I've ever popped at a live show that I didn't expect to that women's ultimate acts where she was the showcase.
I am I've always been a fan of her, but she's changed her look up a little bit.
Looks fantastic. I'm a big fan.
So I appreciate her shifting into a more technical aspect while not completely abandoning the murder gymnastics.
And TNW has a pretty solid, even if smaller, a pretty solid women's division right now.
Well, and allegedly they've got a they're they're bringing fusion back, but they haven't said where yet.
So TNA sacrifice was a thing.
One man gang was there.
He's still alive.
Yeah, he was there. It was him. Good for him.
We had an old choke slam.
We had an appearance by havoc.
It was part of this whole rosemary said deadly sins thing.
Of the righteous did finally turn on the hardies.
So you got that going for you.
We had a Terran Terrell appearance.
Because she lives in New Orleans and she was there backing up Mickey James and.
Somebody that was dealing with the elegance brand.
And.
There was a.
We know things happen in events.
And a lot of times when things go awry.
Companies sometimes don't know how to pivot properly and things can get awkward.
There was a spot during the main event.
Where Steve Maclin basically got knocked out.
He was he was evaluated. He was out of concussion protocol the next morning.
He's okay. He just got his bell run.
Shout out first of all TNA shouting out.
The referee.
And the time keeper medical staff.
For knowing how to handle the pivot.
This pivot was brilliant.
I mean, it was a little awkward because I had a text.
I haven't checked the news yet.
What happened here?
Because it was watching it.
I watched it the next day.
And I was like.
Not.
What they ended up pivoting with.
Was sending.
Um, why am I getting bad with names?
Any Edwards ran to the right.
And they had just like an impromptu street fight that didn't mean anything.
But number one, it gave the crew.
The leeway to get Maclin backstage.
And safely.
And they gave a pivot so the fans could go home happy.
Or at least having something for their main event.
Which I thought was fantastically done.
I want to shout out to TNA for how they handle that.
And shout out to Steve Maclin.
We're glad he's doing well.
Um, I also appreciate how when it happened.
You could tell Santana.
It was something happened and he was concerned.
But he was away.
Bill selling it, which I thought was fantastic.
So great work.
I mean, great work by everybody that was involved in that deal.
I was genuinely concerned when I saw the video.
Because I was having flashbacks to Goldberg Bret Hart.
And I was like, oh, not Mac.
And I'm knowing the guys involved to the level that I do.
Which isn't great.
But there is a social ability level there.
And I was worried about Santana feeling bad.
Because he's that kind of dude.
But Mac is also one of the toughest people on this planet.
And I will take that.
Against anybody.
Deanna's taking care of him.
He's good.
Allegedly Danny Luna no longer with the company.
Don go.
I mean, how soon into the match was where he got knocked out.
It wasn't long.
It was probably.
It was a solid five minutes.
Yeah.
So up five minutes in about five minutes.
Like, you know, allow me to put it in this context.
Remove the young box factor.
It was soon enough for a super kick to be thrown.
Yeah.
I mean, it was.
You know, these things happen.
Yeah.
That's the business.
The weight.
The weight.
And they handle the wing.
So good.
Good on the crowd too.
Yeah.
Great, great work all the way around.
Uh.
Did you see who your host for WrestleMania is done?
Yeah.
Want to know.
John Cena.
Oh, that one.
Um.
People are complaining.
No, he's still retired.
Yeah.
How is it performing?
I loved the announcement.
Because he was like, no, this is a fake background.
I'm in Hollywood.
Yeah.
Just great moment.
You're a mortal moment at the Hall of Fame.
We'll be hogan and Ray.
Trust him.
You three.
Uh,
And Gronk will be doing your after dark events.
It's a good luck with that Gronk beach party.
And it's kind of crazy.
I was, I didn't say this out loud, but I was thinking to myself, how much I miss money
in the bank being part of Mania because that opportunity to give a bunch of guys an opportunity
to get their shine was awesome.
And then Monday night happened and now we're going to have a multi man ladder match for
the intercontinental title.
And I am here for it because all the guys in that match, it, it, there's going to be
bodies wanting everywhere and I'm here for it.
But my favorite part of this is like, oh, by the way, we've already been rounding this
out with matches on shows.
You don't watch.
Yeah.
But did you see the other report that it's allegedly not just going to be those five?
I thought it was six total.
Right now it is at for what has been announced.
I believe it's at five.
They are talking about possibly getting up to eight with multiple people from other
companies, such as AAAA, two current names being talked about, Vikingo and LaParca.
Let's go.
I'm here for it.
Let's do it.
Pimpin Ella has also been mentioned, but please don't do that.
I'll do that to Pimpi yesterday was April 1st.
And if you know me, you know, I don't like pranks.
I don't like practical jokes.
I don't like April 4th jokes, except for one.
Thank you, Dan Housen.
He literally went on X Twitter and named every, Don, did you see this?
Not yet.
Dan Housen went on X Twitter yesterday and named individual posts of every person he's
cursed and said, you are now on cursed April Fools.
Every sleep.
I was like, that's the only April Fools joke that I find to be acceptable and I enjoyed
it very much and I giggled out loud.
Did you see the bit with him and the guy who runs MSG?
No.
Okay.
So you know the Tiffany's box, Tradition, correct?
Yep.
Yep.
Okay.
So for those that don't know, big ass gone, Don, thanks for that.
When somebody has their first big event at MSG that is noteworthy, they make a platinum.
It has been gold and silver in the past, I believe.
I believe it is now platinum.
I could be wrong about that.
But they give them a metal Tiffany ticket for the event.
So Dan Housen was asked to the MSG suite and he's like, oh, Dan Housen has been asked
to the suite for big meeting with the MSG and, oh, free spoons and he's taking the silver
wear from the suite and, oh, Delhi mustered this one, this one would go well for Dan Housen
and he turns around and he goes, oh, you're here too.
And it's the guy from MSG who's doing his normal bit has the Tiffany box, which has that
distinct teal.
And he's like, in honor of Dan Housen's first event in MSG with WWE, we'd like to give
you, oh, it's a box.
I can put many things.
I can put my mustard in the box.
And it's like, no, not that.
Oh, it's like, the dude just gets entertainment.
He understands entertainment so, so well.
And then you combine that with the post from Conan O'Brien and it's just a full run
of perfection.
Keep going.
Oh, you want me to talk about the team cocoa thing?
Yes, please.
So early on during one of these shows, I do not know if it was specifically a Conan O'Brien
needs a friend or if it was another one.
They had Dan Housen on and basically just had a conversation and Conan O'Brien was blown
away realizing that if he wasn't a wrestler, Dan Housen would probably be a pretty good
sitcom writer or something of its ill.
And they happened to be, he had a very nice long discussion about having talked to Dan
Housen, learning about the grind of driving 12 hours to go make 50 bucks and putting your
mind to something that you care about.
It was a really, really nice post on multiple social media.
So go look up Conan O'Brien's post about Dan Housen and watch the video with the Tiffany
box.
It's surprise.
Let's.
Uh, from Smackdown and new US champ in Sammy Zane.
So let's just call it a triple thread at Mania, it's okay.
We might have a record for a number of multi-person matches at Mania this year.
I feel like we had one where we did a bunch though.
Uh, I'm not sure how I feel about the new Housen music from raw.
I think that's just a telltale sign that we're going to try and push them more healish.
So that people don't get as into it.
It's the old school thing.
Remember, they change shinskies music because people were singing along and it's like, oh,
no, he's a bad guy.
I was having a discussion with Sean about this the other day.
The biggest thing I've noticed with WWE is they want you to cheer or boo the way they
want you to cheer or boo, AEW's like just make noise.
We don't care which.
They dropped their titles to the vision, which you kind of had to do that because they
were losing at a economical rate.
Did you see the rumored match for them at Mania, which I despise?
I have not.
It's not for the tag titles, but I will tell you on one side, it's the Usos and LA Knight.
Oh, yep.
Go ahead and fill in the rest or Rob.
So is Gunther a part of the vision or is this going to be a mercenary?
I think it's a mercenary thing.
I think Gunther was, we were talking about pivots.
I think Gunther was the pivot when they realized that expecting Braun back that soon was ridiculous.
And I'm no fascinista.
Uh-oh.
Who was the last time we saw Roman Reigns in a gene jacket?
I don't know, but I'm willing to bet it had a Georgia tech patch on it.
I was just like, I don't know, I mean, I'm a fan of the gene jacket, I own one.
I don't want back in the day.
I'm saying, uh, stand and deliver is this Saturday with Los Americanos as your number
one tag team title contenders.
Put the belts on him.
You wait.
Let's go.
Cowards.
Uh, and we also found out that, uh, Eola Flore has vacated the speed title because of injury.
Unfortunately, yes.
Markier calendar for also for April 13th.
Peacock will have the heartbreak kid becoming Sean Michaels.
That's their becoming this year.
Mm-hmm.
And surprise are doing that.
Maybe that's just the last thing.
Do we have an involved note?
Um, I know you have a new number one contender for the women's title, uh, the debut.
The Belgian friend of the show that is not Kaiser.
Orion Van Jux formerly Mike DeVecchio made his evolved debut.
Right.
My love, Mike.
I'm so proud of that, dude.
And by the way, uh, stand and deliver only on YouTube.
So be aware of that if you're going to watch it on Saturday, um, A W headlines, Mercedes
Monet has lost two more titles.
Yeah.
She has won the PTW women's title to Diana Strong and she's lost the WPW women's title
to Jody Threat of TNA.
Mm-hmm.
How many she have left now eight to like, I guess it's almost, she's down to two.
She's literally down to two.
There is a watch on this because what happened was she got down to four or excuse me.
She got down to, I want to say six, five or six and she lost two in one night a couple
weeks ago.
So she, she is on her giving back to her right now.
Their unrestricted podcast is winding down with Aubrey Edwards, but they've said they're
going to be doing more podcasts down the road because she originally had it with Tony
Shavani and then somebody else came into fill in and they're kind of winding it down.
Well, they had RG city there too and that's that.
We want to send our best to Kyle O'Reilly, who has not had a great week, allegedly now
dealing with a neck injury and, uh, his father passed away the other day.
So we're all big fans of Kyle and we love you, man.
We want the best for you that we're sending our best out to you.
This week's episode of Collision is on right now.
Yeah.
So there was no ring of honor because that was going to bleed into what's just do a short
episode.
But yeah, there's no ring of honor.
Probably going to air on.
Oh, dare you use logic, sir, uh, Megacross is now divine dominion.
So adjust your roster accordingly.
I'm not a big fan of that name, but it also rumors of Kyle Fletcher now injured.
I have not seen that.
Those are the rumors that are out there right now.
And Josh Ogner did go under successful surgery today on his name.
So, um, interesting opening to dynamite last night.
Or worse, Jericho has allegedly resigned.
I do wonder though, was the pyro on purpose?
Yes.
Or with that.
Okay.
So that was just leading up to the Jericho thing.
Mm hmm.
Said it was basically messing with ski of own.
Yeah.
Four words and out.
Yep.
So.
But at the same time, I love the the rumored report of like, yeah, he wanted to go back
to WWE.
They offered him half the money to do a six month run and then be the next person retired
by Gunther.
Uh, I.
No question.
Of course, of course, I didn't see it yet.
What was his entrance music?
Was it?
It was.
It's not.
I'm the learning tree.
No, it was well, the learning tree is not a thing.
And here's the other crazy part about it.
Do you realize how long exactly it was since the last time he was on TV?
It's been a minute.
Yeah.
It's been.
It was a year and a week or it was a week short of a year.
Because the last time he was on AEW TV was April 9th, 2025 before yesterday.
And just remember kids, we sang it first on a, on a big as boat.
They were in.
I thought I saw wrestling with Brett's Brian Zane.
When they, when Judas kicked up, I could be wrong, but there was a guy.
He was, he's important.
So he doesn't that far away.
But here in Winnipeg, just, yeah, I always think of Winnipeg as an Eastern city for some
reason.
I don't mind my Canadian geographies off, but that he'd get a plane of, but you did watch
out.
It's correct.
Yes, I did.
I love this version of Christian Cage.
Absolutely.
I, I said the words I have said to you numerous times while watching it.
And all I could think was Christian Cage is the most underrated professional wrestler
of all time.
I don't care what anybody says.
And I also, I, if you haven't watched it yet, kids, all I'm going to say to you is two
words.
Renee, really?
Yes.
Well done.
No, no, no, no.
I'm really like.
And to clarify, Winnipeg is almost perfectly in the center of Canada as along the southern
border.
That's far from the point of, and really, if I can, from the last one when, basically,
he did that interview Christian and he, you know, F.T.R. did this and F.T.R. then they
attacked Beth.
And then the worst thing it could do is he attacked me and he walks off, you know,
sound that him getting attacked was he been worse than attacking Beth.
He just walked off.
You see, there's something I'm like, but I love that bit of him.
And, and the co-p delivery of explaining it, just perfect.
Yeah.
Oh, ring of honor did announce that super card of honor not going to be made a weekend
this year.
Super card of honor will take place May 15th at the Wico Mico Civic Center in Salisbury,
Maryland.
I have a distinct feeling that that's because there's a bunch of R.O.H. talent already
booked for multiple other events in Vegas.
So, so if you, if you're wondering where super card of honor is going to be, it's not
going to be, it's going to be in Salisbury, Maryland.
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From originally in football, I think we're set the talk of the 18 games in the regular
season.
Do you think that will pass?
They were talking about that this week.
Yes.
I don't know what you guys maybe not this year, but by next year, at least.
Do you think they'll pass?
Do you think most people like that?
Do you think it's a good idea?
Is it too much?
I think they want more money and that's the entirety that it matters.
You're going to cut a preseason game to do it.
You're going to have to.
Again.
Yeah.
18 then two.
Two in the 18.
Mm hmm.
Just curious.
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