So you don’t know who Project Pat is | Beer 30 Sports O’clock

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Ah! I was trying not to make a mess. I swear I was trying not to make a mess.
And this episode's beer is Rar and Sun's lemon drop.
It is a single hop IPA which citrus notes derived from hops.
I don't really understand that part, but yeah, so it's an IPA, it is 9.6%.
It's going to be one of those shows.
All right, I'm not going to lie to y'all because you know I love y'all and I won't lie to you.
I had this on Thanksgiving, it's really good.
What?
I did, this was the last survivor.
As I say, this is the last survivor.
It was really good.
It's a very, it is very, very happy though.
So if you're not into hops, this might not be for you.
But it is very good for the IPAs, the guys that like the hops and the taste and all that,
that this is all day, every day for you.
Now, let's get into the news you can boost to.
And college football, playoffs are almost here.
And all, all we can talk about is Lane Kiffin and is Lane.
Uh-oh.
I don't know either, but that was the comment.
The comment was don't you can't turn a ho into a housewife who is not calling you a ho is about commitment.
And that's what really the question is.
First off, kudos to the reporter for being there and actually doubling down on the reference.
Um, since that has since been taken down, the reference basically, he was on his show or on his podcast or whatever you want to call it.
And he was basically saying Lane Kiffin is equal to a project pat verse.
And those of you who know project pat, you don't know who project pat is.
Is that the guy that like when you're running on a treadmill at the gym, he's there.
He's like that really big buff going bald guy with all the stuff on his desk.
Is that him?
Is he going bald?
And I didn't think he just has blonde hair.
Is that one?
You so you don't know who project pat is.
No, I have no idea this is.
Oh my god.
I don't even know what the fuck that reference was.
It's the really it's the really buff white guy that like.
Joey swole.
Oh my god.
What?
Okay.
Listen, I only see him if I'm running on a treadmill.
Project pat is a rapper or used to be rapper.
Oh, well, that's why I don't know.
Three six mafia.
I know that.
Thank you.
How do you not?
Anyway, had a song.
Had a song called Chicken Head.
Never mind him out.
Well, anyway, the reference was to a project pat lyric, which technically has been used
on a bunch of different rap songies.
You can't make a whole housewife because holes don't act right.
He was.
And don't get cold.
I don't know what I don't know where Bree is today.
But Bree is out of there today.
I'm cold.
So what he's referencing to is that Lane Kiven has taken an LSU job.
He told even after telling Ole Miss and the fans and the players and the coaches that he really wasn't
planning on leaving.
He decided to leave.
Do I think he is wrong for leaving?
No, it's in his God-given US of a American right to leave the the program to go find a better
program, whatever the case would be.
Do I think that the way he went about it was cowardly?
Yes, because he's afforded that right.
Remember when I told all of y'all, y'all, majority of you don't have problems with coaches
picking up and going and leaving and things like this.
This is a prime example of why the NIL and the transfer portal has over corrected itself so much.
This is nothing new.
This is not new at all.
This happens on a lower level quite often.
You have coaches that are coaching at the two lanes, the Arkansas, the smaller schools that
are good coaches, do a really good job and then the big school comes snatching them away.
The only difference in this is Ole Miss is not a small school.
Ole Miss is compared to LSU, smaller, but Ole Miss and LSU are somewhat rivals, I guess.
I don't know how you can be a rival to someone that you really haven't beaten that often and you have more championships then, but whatever.
Maybe because they're neighboring states.
I don't know, whatever.
But I don't really take offense to what the reporter said obviously because I feel like what his reference was.
He was dropping a bar and he was basically calling Lane.
He's going to be a hoe.
He's going to jump on the hottest, he's going to jump on the hottest dick he can regardless of the fact of whether or not he's winning and doing great at Ole Miss.
He could have gone down as a legend in college football.
If he would have stayed put, won a championship and made Ole Miss a great school, but he wanted to go to LSU.
And honestly, I feel like this is going to tarnish his legacy if you will.
This is going to tarnish his coaching career somewhat because now we can't trust you.
You're going to jump on the hottest train you can.
I don't know.
And the thing about it is, it's kind of crazy because if I'm not mistaken, I'm pretty sure LSU was the one that dropped him a while back and didn't want him on the light.
It's so crazy to me, but whatever.
Ole Miss is not letting him stay to finish coaching for the year.
At first, I was like, man, you know, they're not going to play LSU.
LSU is not going to play off.
Go ahead and just, you know what I'm saying, let him finish out.
But when I heard about all of the coaches, the offensive team that he took with him to LSU, I was like, yeah, no, this is very understandably.
This is very understandable.
I would not let him stay anywhere else in my building around my students, around any more coaches.
We don't need them to be poisoned and taken away to LSU because of next year and so on and so on.
Like I said, at first, I thought I was petty, but I think it was the right move.
One of my homeboys who sells cars, he was like, if you give me a two weeks notice, you get in the hell out the minute.
You give me your two week notice.
And in a car business, in bar business, that's true.
No, that's not true.
It depends on if you're good at your job.
It's also like, if the person that's leaving is going to better opportunities or towards something in their field,
stay at home mom or stay at home dad or something.
But just saying, I'm giving you my two weeks.
I'm being kind.
I could quit right here right now and make you find somebody.
But I'm being kind of giving you two weeks.
And for someone that is a manager, to go, no, you're done now.
You're a dick.
And if anybody ever asked me about this place now, no, don't go here.
I can understand that from a standpoint of like, I can understand that.
But my thing is, is typically when somebody, for instance, will flip it.
When somebody goes on vacation, that week of that vacation coming up, they don't work for shit.
They are absolutely terrible the last few days that they're there.
They don't do shit.
I mean, it's just human nature for us to say, okay, I am leaving this chapter to just basically be like,
all right, I'm done.
And the last like few days, you're just like, I'm just here, so I don't get fined.
And bosses don't want that, especially in the car business.
Probably same as the bar business is from what I understand.
Maybe not servers, because you're right, if you aren't good at your job, you know,
they're going to be like, all right, we'll fuck you up.
You're going to train your replacement type shit.
Yeah, right.
Whenever I'm going on vacation, the way I non-stop work the week before,
because I, well, because as a server, you know, for the whole week you're gone,
you're not making any money.
Okay, that looks like, okay, but, okay.
I see what you're saying.
I got you.
See, this is how I know I've never worked in a barn.
Yeah.
Like my mentality.
I've also been raised correctly.
Thank you, mom and dad.
Hello.
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
Let me finish.
I was raised correctly to always work hard, no matter if it's your last week or your first day.
What do you mean correctly, though?
That is very...
If someone raises you down the nose there.
If someone raises you and is like, hey, like, it's okay to slack off.
I'm not saying slack off, but what I'm saying is it's like mentally your mind,
most people, most people.
Mentally their mind is checked out on the last few days.
We'll say last three days of work because they know they're getting ready to leave.
Imagine that times 10 because you know you're getting ready to go to the new chapter.
You got to start recruiting.
You got to start doing...
You know what I mean?
You got to start doing all of these other things.
But then his players want him to keep coaching.
His players wanted him to stay.
Yeah.
That's the story.
Not stay to coach us to hopefully through the playoffs and get us through.
No, we wanted you to stay.
We believe that you were going to stay and everything like that.
Now, this is one of the reasons why I think it's tarnishing him a little bit as far as legacy
goes because now...
But all these...
Here's the thing.
All these coaches do it.
So it's hard to even say that because all these coaches do this shit.
Sabin did that shit.
Harbaugh did that shit.
Not Ryan Day, but what's his name that's on Fox now?
Oh my God.
He coached Ohio State for a while for a long time.
Oh my God.
I forgot his name.
But one of the great Ohio State coaches did that shit.
Like they all do that shit.
And my thing is is even Sabin.
Oh, this is why we need regulation.
And then you did that shit.
You did that shit from LSU to Miami and back down to Alabama.
Like, you didn't...
Come on, man.
Like, stop.
I hate the selective memory loss.
But anyway, this is why I say, again, that the transfer portal...
Urban Meyer.
Urban Meyer, thank you.
This is why I say, yeah, Urban was the crook of all crooks to do shit.
He was cheating and sliding out and leaving.
And listen, at the end of the day, morally these people
don't owe us the fans anything.
They owe their players that they...
and their players' families that they made promises to.
Because usually what happens on these recruiting tours,
they're in the...
in the living room, promising the world to that five star quarterback
to that five star running back to that five star wide receiver.
And then when something better comes,
you say, well, listen, I'm about to take this opportunity.
You can either come with it.
You can stay.
But what happens to all that shit you was preaching in my...
in my mom's living room.
Like, oh, that shit gets thrown out the window.
Hard to fucking trust you.
This is why I don't feel bad about the transfer portal.
Not having no regulations.
And I don't feel bad about the NIL.
Pay them fucking players.
Pay them.
Pay them.
I don't care.
Anyway.
I'm off.
I'm off my soapbox.
It's really looking at me like, alright, bro.
And other news.
The Metz and the Hard Rock Casino,
the Metz owner and the Hard Rock Casino have come to terms
and have come to an agreement to build a casino
across the street from MetLife Stadium.
And as a New Yorker, as a Yankees fan,
I'm sick to my stomach because this means
that I'm about to be in MetLife.
I'm about to be across the street from MetLife
on a regular basis.
This is a big deal because now that they've opened
the floodgates of being able to gamble in New York,
because you haven't always been able to gamble in New York.
I know all y'all think New York is a cesspool of crime
and all that shit.
But we wasn't able to gamble until recently.
And they are taking full advantage of that shit right now.
Good news for New York, though.
Jobs, hopefully it doesn't bankrupt everybody.
Going to the casinos.
I'm a gambler.
I love it.
I think it's great.
I think it's great.
And the park area that they're talking about building up
and doing all this shit looks amazing on paper.
It's an $8 billion project.
That is billion with a bee, not million billion.
Let's across the street from them right now.
She had an empty lot now.
They cleared all that shit out months ago, I think.
What do you know what it was?
I don't.
I don't.
I fucked MetLife.
I'm a Yankees fan.
I'm a Yankees fan.
I don't care about what's over at MetLife.
The garbage of the garbage is over at MetLife.
Yeah, fuck the mess.
If there was a park there, I feel like that would have been better.
I know it wasn't like a park anything.
Honestly, I think it was like a tall building.
If I remember correctly, when I was a kid,
we went to the subway series.
I went to a building across the street from there to watch the game.
And I was watching like, you know, from above.
From above.
So if I remember correctly, there was a building not far from there.
So our cross from there.
So they knocked down.
It's an empty building, whatever.
Yeah, I don't, I don't think it was no like,
there was no park, no YMCA or no wreck.
We're not like that for kids or shit like that, like none of that.
Excuse me.
Plus, if it is, I'm sure they would have circumvented
and put it somewhere else where there was nothing going on.
Because say what we will about the owner, Cohen.
He is a decent businessman and a decent guy.
He's not an asshole.
Overpays his players.
But hey, he creates generational wealth.
We're not mad at that.
Lakers.
And there's God forsaken basketball tournament.
NBA court cup.
They weren't able to play on it when they played the Mavericks.
In the semi, I don't even know what it was, but it was,
it was a cup on the way that a championship thing that nobody pays attention to.
That we just, we, it's just extra games on an ugly court.
We don't really care.
Due to it not being up to par with NBA standards.
So they had to return it back to the vendors and all that stuff like that.
I think it's really time we retire those ugly ass courts.
I'm sorry.
The Celtics court is ugly as hell.
The Orlando Magic court is ugly as hell.
The next court is ugly as hell.
The Lakers court, I rest my case.
It had to be sent back.
Ugly as hell.
It is time to get rid of those courts.
Because one, they're ugly as hell.
None of the fans like them.
And I'm not even sure any of the players do either.
Obviously, they won't speak out about it.
But I mean, bro, that shit got to be difficult when you walk out and you're blinded
for the first two seconds.
You're out there on the court with this bright as green or this bright as yellow.
Like nobody wants to see that shit.
If you want to make an adjustment.
Just my suggestion.
Just my suggestion in B.A.
If you want to make a brief, you know, change up to make it like, oh, this is strictly for
the NBA court cup.
Blah, blah, blah, blah.
Make it more like March Madness.
Make the court drop off for the players to be kind of like almost under or on the side of
the court and make the fans be a couple rows back.
Look at that college atmosphere.
That's my idea.
I think less color, more subtlety.
I think more interaction would make that a, would make that a tournament we would all watch
and care about.
Right now, we don't give a fuck about it.
We just don't care.
It's hard to watch.
I had to change the channel quite often.
Watching the Celtics play.
Watching the Magic play.
Watching the Mavs play.
It's terrible.
I don't think it's a good idea anymore to do the courts that way.
And nobody does.
It's time to switch it up.
It's time to switch it up.
Like I said, less color, more subtlety.
Make it more like March Madness.
When they do the championship, you know, all that stuff you can see on it.
Just make it that way.
That would be better.
Brie, would you like to know?
All right.
I have nothing to add to the court business.
Brie is astronomically tired.
Yeah, she.
I'm so out of it.
Yeah, she.
I'm looking at her and her eyes look closed and she has not smoked.
I don't smoke.
Yeah, she doesn't smoke.
And she literally like eyes like low.
And I feel bad.
Like, so I'm trying to speed this up.
So I'm going to shut the fuck up now.
And we're going to go on to beer flight of the night.
First up, we have.
Merrick, y'all.
Merrick.
This is.
Brie.
Who?
It's by Prairie.
It's by who?
Prairie.
Prairie.
It's on the other side.
It's on where the blue is.
There you go.
Nelson hopped Indian pale ale.
Oh, this is Prairie artisan ale.
Jesus.
It was right.
It was a snake with a bit me in the fucking face.
That's percent.
Yeah, six percent.
It says it's hoppy, floral, and white wine notes.
Merrick, y'all.
It's got hot dogs.
American flag everywhere.
Elvis.
Elvis.
Bison.
USA Gold Medal.
Liberty Bell.
Okay.
I'm fucking with it.
We'll see.
We'll see.
Don't disappoint.
I can smell a little white wine, though.
Mm-hmm.
I can definitely smell a little white wine.
Mm.
America, y'all.
It does not.
Yeah.
Okay.
I'm impressed.
I was a little skeptical with the white wine smell.
Mm-hmm.
But it's not very strong as far as taste wise white wine.
It's actually very...
It's not...
It doesn't kill the hops, but it kind of like...
Melos them out.
Melos them out.
Thank you very much.
Mm.
You're welcome.
Melos them out.
And make sure that it's not too, too crazy on the hops.
I like that.
It's actually pretty good.
All right.
Next up, we have...
All stat shorts beer.
Ah, yeah.
We have to go check them out.
All right.
Their brewery is like...
Like a castle.
Oh my god, medieval times.
We need to go to medieval times.
I have a great time there.
Oh my god, medieval times.
Thank you, brewery.
I love medieval times.
I've been twice.
What?
Best two times I've ever been.
I've been to...
I've been to medieval times as a kid, like three times,
as an adult twice.
That's an adult.
It's so much fun.
As an adult is this fun because, yeah, I'm with that.
You get a goblet.
Yeah.
All right.
So it's a swarz beer.
Swarz beer.
Swarz beer.
Swarz beer.
Swarz beer.
Like a Schwarzenegger.
Ah.
What you call me?
Okay.
It's four...
Don't do that.
I am a Waitfulman.
Don't do that.
I'm a Waitfulman.
Don't do that.
I'm trying to get me canceled.
It's four point eight percent.
Anyway, it's four point eight percent.
It's four point eight percent.
Yeah.
Yeah.
It's four point eight percent.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Well, not as dark as the name implies.
It's a German Pillsner with accompanied by dark
and unique crystal enroasted moths.
All right.
So check this out, right?
I did something because I was trying to make a make.
It's cold outside, finally, in Dallas.
And I was like, we're going to do warm.
We're going to do dark ails and stuff like that.
So here we are.
And obviously the first thing I smell is a coffee bean.
And it's...
Hmm.
Surprisingly good, but not surprisingly...
Great.
It's...
Not a stout, not a log...
Not a beer, like IPA, not a...
It's very clean, neat, and on...
It's very...
Oh!
It is kind of forgettable.
It's very...
And the best way.
Yeah, sorry.
If you drank this...
It's crushable.
Mm-hmm.
There you go.
It's crushable, but...
You're just not a coffee boy.
Well, and there's no real coffee.
I mean, it smells like there's coffee in there,
but there doesn't taste like coffee, and there's no aftertaste.
As I'm saying, it's very clean, whatever they did with this...
Whatever she's doing.
Whatever she did, she's very clean.
No, but yeah, it's...
It's not bad, like I said, it's good.
I just...
I don't know.
I was expecting more bite or something there.
I don't know.
Yeah.
Yeah.
All right.
So...
Again, I was trying to be festive with the holidays,
and this is...
Four corners are good friends.
Four corners.
Coffee pecan.
It is a blonde slash golden ale, so it is a little lighter.
It is coffee pecan, obviously.
You should have like a smooth, nutty coffee flavored, obviously.
We'll see how you do.
But it's not going to be like heavy like a stout.
Definitely...
Well, definitely...
Definitely coffee.
Maybe a pecan.
Maybe a little nutty.
Maybe a little nutty.
Maybe just a little nutty nutty.
So...
Very remarkable as far as flavors.
What I was expecting the longer earlier to do to me.
I can taste the coffee.
Yeah.
Not overpowering.
Can't really taste nuts.
Darn.
Can't really taste the pecans.
There we go.
But it does give...
There is somewhat of a sweetness to it, though.
There's a little genus igua.
Yeah.
There's a little bit of a sweetness in there.
And I'm not saying that because we rockered four corners
if it was nasty, I would tell you.
Or if it was...
I mean, sorry.
It wasn't my cup of beer.
I would tell you.
And that's the tea he says.
Next up, we have three nations brewing gingerbread ale.
It is just one of their specialty seasonal beers.
It literally just says traditional ale.
It does not say if it's a logger.
It does not say if it's a pilsner.
It is just a gingerbread beer.
It has...
Yeah, I was going to say it has cinnamon, ginger, cloves, molasses, and vanilla.
It is six and a half percent, though.
I'm not expecting that from a gingerbread ale.
But I like the can.
I like the design.
It says it contains lactose, which...
Yeah.
I'm black.
I shouldn't be drinking that.
But here we are.
Wow.
That looks...
All right.
I don't really smell much.
Oh, my God.
Not your favorite.
No, the exact opposite.
Oh, you like it?
This is good as hell.
No, it's for all the sweet eaters, all the cookies and cakes and things like that.
For those of you that think beer is nasty, this would change your mind.
This is amazing.
What the fuck?
No, that's really good.
It doesn't taste like beer.
It tastes like...
Maybe I'm pretty diabetic or something.
Jesus Christ.
Why do I explain a lot?
Fuck you.
Hands down.
No need to talk about it anymore.
That is the beer flight of the night winner right there.
Three nations, gingerbread ale.
I'm going to go steal some more so that I can go ahead and load up the fridge
because...
Oh, come Christmas.
When I decorate my tree, I will be drinking that.
Yeah.
I was excited because I'm getting a Christmas tree for the first time ever.
My tree is already decorated.
And that was beer flight of the night.
You always got a one up me.
All right.
Mama Breeze cooled in.
And now it's time for the beer goggles of the week.
And fans have had it.
Fans have had it with the Kings and their horrible play.
For those of you who don't know who the hell it is or what the hell he was yelling about,
he was yelling at Zach Levine.
He is a super fan, fashion clothing designer.
And he was yelling at him because Zach Levine plays no defense apparently.
So after the sixth time, the guy had had enough.
Who didn't have enough was Jamar Chase.
Because like, what the fuck is going on in Cincinnati?
But it's always more like us to do so.
We've got to get back to it.
Jamar, are you planning for that turkey leg?
Oh, man.
Disregard the cackling because that was hilarious.
But she literally, the same way.
So I was like, yo, why is he smacking like that?
Talking like it was bad.
I don't know what was going on, but they just won.
They were happy to win.
And next up, I did not know goalies can fight.
Oh, I love how the whole bench was celebrating in the fans.
Screaming obviously.
And it was so, I didn't even know goalies got out in the center and did that.
They just got out in the center and just went at it.
But it was good.
It was great for the fans to see and scream at.
And that was Beer God was other week.
And now it's time for the sixth pack of the week.
I tell you this KO, this knockout, this, this is crazy, man.
Ben Whitaker is.
I mean, the body blow that opened up the clinic clinic.
Hockey has been great though.
Like, hockey has been great.
I have turned off football games because hockey has just been so great.
Brinzel with a shot, Pat, say about who showed up on the right leg.
Comes back and front.
It's going to give away its winner.
And he gives the Hawks a 4-3 lead.
The shot, the save.
And it looked like Lauren and the ducks were able to go the other way.
They were not.
And then turn over.
Read on the tape.
For that, it looks like he's all my goodness.
Some quick, quick hands right there.
A little razzle, dazzle, forehand, backhand, forehand.
Adventure public, who says got no chance.
Listen, I did not know that they got down like that in hockey.
That was nasty.
He took ankles, knees, and toes because my God, man, that was nasty.
And this has to be the most hockeyest thing I've ever seen, heard, or witnessed.
Because what?
Blind, drivesdale back after a pulmary, trying to track it down, big collision.
They both go falling.
Pulmary serves.
That didn't look good.
Pulmary is in a ton of pain back behind the play.
They're going to have to blow it down here.
Move it a little better as palms.
He's going to strip it away.
The air sets up through it.
Hyde him in scores.
How about that?
And it says for Kyle Pulmary, he goes off the ice and down the tunnel.
Meanwhile, a male Hyde him in celebrates his 10th goal of the season.
That's crazy.
The most hockeyest shit I've ever seen in my life.
Pulled toward ACL on his way to the bench with his own power.
Not no help from the revs.
Nothing.
He got up.
Fuck out my way.
Went to the bench on the way.
Here's an assist to an assist score.
Bruh.
Bruh.
Most hockeyest thing I've ever seen.
Kudos to that, man.
The NFL has had some phenomenal one-handed catches.
And this phenom just keeps getting better and better and better.
First Brock.
Wow.
It was so good.
The crowd's not even booing the call.
They're just watching the ball never touches.
And even if it had, he had control as he brought it in.
Watch as he brings it in right there.
That tip of the ball doesn't-
My God, man.
Brock Bowers is something special.
Then Puka.
I mean, bro, this man has got to go down in one of the best receivers in the game right now.
Look, Mike Jackson is in a perfect position here.
He doesn't bite on the double move.
I mean, this is textbook as far as the technique that you would teach the corner.
But you can't teach that.
Unreal.
From Puka Nakua, he got up after that and added four more yards to what is one of the best catches you will see in the NFL.
Yeah, like Puka Nakua has just been called crazy, man.
Oh, girl.
She did something.
She did something to him.
So shout out to her for that.
Really, I got to give credit to where credit is due.
Just like I got to give credit to Berks on this very familiar style catch one hand in the end zone.
Oh, he caught it.
Berks unbelievable touchdown.
Listen, Berks is out here looking very Odell Beckham when he caught that one handed catch against the Cowboys.
My God, man.
My God.
Shout out to Berks.
The commanders would end up losing that game.
But shout out to Mary Oda for that game as well, because man, that dude was just bawling.
I won me some money because I tried it too, y'all.
Anyway, that was six pack of the week and now.
It's time for Breed to Wake Up and the conversations at the kick.
Breed.
He's talking about it.
You know, the amount of jump that I saw out of Bridges now is crazy.
All right.
So I was watching football.
Who's winning?
Don't know, but I did watch a fight.
Oh, my God.
They got into a fight on the sidelines.
Who's they?
The Giants and the New...
It starts with the NIN.
It's not the Jets.
Who's it?
Giants and...
And the New England Patriots?
That one.
Sorry about the NIN.
Are you right?
Are you right?
He started with the NIN.
Oh, my God.
So I've heard this for the past three, four, five days now.
What is it?
Yeah.
So Thursday, Friday, Saturdays.
Yeah.
About four or five days now.
Yeah.
Yeah.
So tired of that question.
I'm going to start telling people horrible.
No, thanks.
You know what's crazy?
It's like, is you'll hear some shit and you'll be like, wow, that's terrible.
And you just be like, this is awkward.
I don't want to continue this conversation.
Yeah.
Yeah, that's how I ended it for me.
Mm-hmm.
Yeah.
Turkey trot.
I did a turkey day trot, everybody.
Yeah.
Eight miles, baby.
Eight miles.
Not stopped.
Yeah.
Yeah.
That's how I ended it for me.
Yeah.
Turkey trot.
I did a turkey day trot, everybody.
Yeah.
Eight miles, baby.
Eight miles.
Not stopped.
Running ish up and down.
Fucking hills.
Right.
Yeah.
That's trot, if you will.
And then turkey day was good.
You know what I'm saying?
Did some, you know, some gambling.
Did, you know, won some gambling.
Did some, you know, family time.
Played around with the kids.
You know everything like that?
And then the night.
And then the sun went down.
And people just losing their minds.
And I got into an accident.
My baby.
Sorry.
Why is she laughing?
I, oh my god.
Why are you laughing?
What the fuck?
The solution now.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Why would you just continue to laugh at my misery?
This is insane.
This is in, you know what?
I can't do this.
Yeah.
I got into a fucking accident.
A car accident or a vehicle accident.
Because I don't call my baby a car.
It's a truck.
Not rid of her.
I didn't get rid of anything.
Okay.
She's still in the tow yard.
There she'll stay.
Your truck is bad.
Bring it.
Yes.
Where did God.
Maybe it is a sign.
But still, my baby stuck with me through and through.
Yeah.
So God is an accident.
I'm fine.
I think, I don't know.
You know they say it takes like four or five days for or three or four days for it.
And it's finally hit you.
Yeah.
I mean, five actually.
But, well, four and a half.
But I didn't feel a little pain.
I felt a little anguish.
A little anxiety.
You jackass.
I'm fine.
I'm fine.
I'm fine.
I really want to say it.
We're going to change the topic.
Should we participate in dry December?
Yeah.
Because, oh my God.
That laugh sounds insane.
Funny.
You're gonna think what you said earlier.
It's funnier than your car accident.
You know at this point, at this rate, no, we should not.
Although December 28th, I'm still planning on going to high rocks as long as nothing else happens for fuck's sake.
There are too many Christmas bars to go to.
No, I'm not doing dry.
The amount of Christmas bars that I've seen like randomly pop up.
I've been invited to like four of them.
Oh, I want to go to tipsy elf so bad.
Tipsy elf is one.
That's not far from the house.
I'm going to go to the house.
Actually.
Yeah.
My friend and I do it every year.
The same time?
Or like, is this the friend that goes to the haunted houses?
No, that one looks like Florida.
Well, I thought she maybe you'd come to her for the haunted house.
She comes to you for the tipsy elf.
I wish.
That's kind of crazy.
Not seeing her in February.
No, my friend Dee.
I've known her for three years.
My friend Dee.
Dee's nuts.
I don't want to say her full name.
No, you don't.
I was surprised you said her name in general.
So I mean, it's fine.
Whatever.
She has been living here for four years now.
So I'm like that.
Okay.
And we met three years ago and every year now during December, we go to tipsy elf.
Oh, that's nice.
A little tradition.
It's fun.
And we get each other Christmas sweatshirts.
Not sweaters?
No.
Oh, okay.
So shirts.
Sweatshirts is cool, I guess, you know.
So tipsy elf.
What's the other?
There's another one out there now.
Not tipsy elf.
But there's another one that's like just randomly popped up that somebody invited me to go to.
I forget what it's called.
And then there's a lot of speakeasies that are changing their whole deal into Christmas themed.
And it's actually pretty dope.
There's a coffee shop over where I live that like change their whole theme to Christmas.
So I guess I'm not asking the right person this question.
I'm a breeze should be the one that I asked this to.
When is too early for a Christmas tree?
I know.
Okay.
The day after Thanksgiving is when everything goes up in my house.
If it's anytime before Thanksgiving, I feel like it's too early.
Valid.
Valid.
Thanksgiving is not the greatest holiday.
Yeah, but you still want to give respect to the turkey.
You want to give it its moment.
Yeah, you want to give it its moment.
You want to give her her spotlight her moment.
Why is it her?
Why is it her?
Why is it her?
I don't know.
Sexist.
Um.
Yeah, it is a male holiday.
You're right.
Football.
Running.
Gouging yourself with food.
Gouging yourself.
Gouging yourself.
Gouging is one of you starters.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I'm going to stab myself with a turkey leg.
Oh, man.
Hey, let's definitely.
I'm really gorging.
Um.
It just doesn't sound like a correct word.
Um.
Gouging.
I guess that's fitting if you know you swallow this turkey bone or wishbone.
Did y'all do the wishbone thing?
Y'all not do the wishbone thing?
We didn't this year.
Ah, we haven't done it in years.
I don't know.
Where are we?
Dad made it.
Damn.
Good turkey, though.
That's what's up.
Yeah, he put it on the trailer.
The amount of nasty fucking plates I saw online.
I was like, home?
I was like, huh?
And tag, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Yeah, that turns the other way.
But the amount of nasty plates that I saw
or the nasty like dishes that I saw
makes me really, really thankful for my family.
Yeah.
Because I'm still fucking up plates and sides
and I don't even eat turkey, ham, none of that shit.
Like I had my cousin make me a side of greens
with no meat in it.
Mom, rolls cornbread, it was, I was fried something cornbread
or something like that.
I forget what it's called.
It's fried cornbread basically.
The yams didn't make it.
The yams, I had to steal a piece of yams out
of somebody else's plate and take it home
because the yams didn't make it.
The mac and cheese, it was only a little bit left
but I took that too.
But I, listen, my family can put it down,
especially on my mom's side, it's cool, my dad's side.
Woo!
Greatness.
But I brought up the Christmas tree thing
because I put number of Christmas trees
the first time ever in my house.
My son's 13, my son's 13, he does not care.
He doesn't even want any.
His birthday's coming up this weekend.
He doesn't want anything.
You know what he wants?
Which, I mean.
He left alone.
No.
Well, yes, but no.
Me and his mom both, like, kind of...
Deer it up a little bit.
Said it again.
He wants to get baptized.
Oh, it's cute.
We ain't church people though.
What did this come from?
Not, there's nothing wrong with it.
Is this the season to be baptized?
Nothing wrong with it.
Nothing wrong with it.
But he's been, he's been fine.
He found religion, he's been kind of like
into the Bible and reading it on his own, on his own.
So like, it's the season.
That's messed up, man.
I gotta pray with somebody.
You, oh my God.
That is not what my son's saying.
Maybe not to you, but to God.
What's between him and God.
Right.
Listen, that's mine.
I need some extra prayers.
I ain't mad at it because somebody was looking out
when I had that accident because my God,
that could have been ugly.
That could have been real fucking ugly.
But so yeah, so I wanna put up a Christmas tree.
My question is, I'm looking at you ugly socks.
Oh, yeah, I got so bad.
No, no, no, there.
I was at work, mind your business.
We love trailers.
Go with your, no, they don't, I just, they just honest.
They just honestly are comfortable.
That's why that like, yeah, so anyway.
God, get off me.
I'm sorry, they caught my eye.
First off, I don't like showing my ankles in the winter
because I turned paler than you and second of all.
Yeah, so.
I'm gonna come for my green fuzzy socks like that.
I am, make sure they go all the way up next time.
I don't wanna see your cake.
I was wearing my Christmas ones.
Oh.
Earlier today.
I took a shower.
Oh.
You know, put on dirty socks
after you take a shower, you know.
I mean, well, I'm just glad you took a shower, so all right.
Thanks.
It was really hard, especially with no heat right now.
That's great.
Not putting goblins.
We're getting it fixed on Monday.
So, you're like, Tristy works though.
Yeah.
So then y'all should just like boil water
and then just like put it in.
Or no.
No.
What?
Boil water, put it in a tub, let it cool down
for a few minutes and think or whatever.
Or no, like our, like the shower is fine.
Oh.
So, I want you to get out.
Oh.
My dad's gonna be so mad that I told this story
that I said this because I was telling,
I was talking about it at work today.
And I go, I leave work.
He texts me and saying, hey, why do you leave work so really?
I came up to see you.
I was already at home, went back to work.
And he was like, why are you telling everybody
about how we don't have heat?
I mean, the light is news for us.
This is big news.
This is big news.
Listen, it finally got fucking cold.
And the heat don't work seriously.
So listen, the way I have four blankets
and the heat didn't blanket, like on my bed.
No, it's crazy though.
That's what pants.
Literally, I didn't turn the heat on until Sunday.
Sunday, Sunday.
Yeah, Sunday.
I didn't turn the heat on until Sunday.
And the only reason I turned the noise
because my son was like, dad, cold.
And I was like, you're cold?
Meanwhile, I'm in sweats.
I'm in a hoodie, so I had socks on.
I can feel nothing.
No, no.
So I'm like, what do you mean, put some clothes on?
So he put up, you know, and my son is also,
even though he likes, he wants, you know, he's,
I don't know, put him on the front street.
He likes to be in a, he likes walking around
and just sweats or shorts and no shirt on.
Like he want to be, you know, just tarzan at the house.
Yeah, just tarzan at the house.
I ain't mad at him.
But no, but some motherfucking clothes on.
Yeah.
Like, why are you bothering me?
The way I distinctly remember a time,
my brother walked it down the stairs.
He is like, I want to say 15 at the time.
Walks down the stairs wearing sweatpants,
no shirt and a beanie.
Yeah, because you're, as men, we,
so as men, we have one extremity that can get cold
and we don't care about.
I'm serious.
One, I'm not one extremity.
One extremities set of extremities.
You can either be arms or legs.
I'm a legs guy.
I can be, I'm a legs man, all right?
I can be shorts and a hoodie and be fine.
No, it's the way one of my regulars came in today
in a long sleeve shirt and a jacket and shorts
and he was like outside smoking.
And I was like, what is wrong with you?
You gotta have a beanie on, have socks on.
Like, that's like, I'm gonna have, yeah.
I'm gonna have a whole body.
Like, yeah, no, we don't, or you can be the guy with no,
like, short sleeve shirt, pants on, you know,
beanie on all this stuff because your arms don't get cold.
It's weird science, but it's a,
it's a sign.
I can't build an eye on it, man.
The delusion has set for real.
I love building an eye, I'm sorry.
Building an eye of the science guy is that guy.
But, are you singing the anthem?
I have, of course I am.
You can't say, build an eye of the science guy and not go,
build an eye.
You can't not say so.
Now, wait, because there is a different,
there is, you know, he had a couple of intros.
That one, you're singing is the newest one.
Oh, that's the only one I know.
Oh, build an eye of the science guy.
No, no, no, no, no, no.
No, that's like you singing.
That is, that's, that was one of his intros.
Bill, Bill, Bill, Bill, you don't know this one?
No!
Oh my God, where's my chocolate?
He didn't need this.
I'm trying to tell you, like, there's different ones.
Like, somebody tried to argue me down and we looked it up
and I was like, see, there's different ones.
At least there's different ones from what I remember.
I don't know, Bill and I has been around forever.
Shout out to Bill and I.
Uh-oh.
There's commercial.
No one needs that.
Oh, what?
A paintbrush commercial.
Oh, yeah, nobody needs that.
Oh, no, it was that one.
There's another one, though, that when he came back
from commercial break, it would be slower.
That's true.
Yeah, it'd be slower or something like that, so.
Um, I don't know.
You talk about that.
I put it in.
Bill, not a science guy theme song.
That was the first one to pop up.
Yeah, no, it is.
I'm, anyway, anyway.
Anyway, I'm not listening to you anymore.
Um.
So I'm putting up a Christmas tree.
I'm excited about it, but also, um, my son really doesn't even
Gary doesn't even want any Christmas presents or his birthday.
So I think we're going to go like, we're going to go to like a shelter
and do some, like, giving back.
Oh, you don't have to do the angel trees.
What is that?
You don't know what angel trees are.
Bro, I don't, I don't, I want people to understand.
Only holidays we ever celebrated was Thanksgiving.
Growing up, we didn't sell, and Halloween, so we didn't celebrate
Valentine's Day, we didn't celebrate Juneteenth.
That shit was disrespectful.
We didn't, we didn't celebrate Christmas like that.
Not like, not like as a, what they called your home is
witness kind of thing, but we just, my mom used to, my mom's favorite phrase.
If you can't show me, you love me for 360 days.
Don't show me for five.
So we never did like, yeah, we never did Christmas.
Like Christmas movies.
I mean, yeah, of course, I feel good, you know, the Grinch and stuff like that.
Because I don't feel like, what's your top five favorite Christmas movies?
And we can talk about that on our show after, but, but if you haven't,
it's really shot to the hangover clinic.
Yeah, um, yeah, definitely.
So angel tree.
So it's usually like Walmart and other stores you walk in,
and then there's a Christmas tree and on it are papers with kids names.
They're ages, what they want for Christmas.
Kids that can't, like their families can't stuff like that.
So you could do that instead and like go and get them gifts.
It's like shopping, like, but you're buying them, like clothes, a bike,
like a toy they might want, um, okay.
There's different colors on them and they mean different things.
So like, I think the light blue ones are like ones that are like really in need,
like in really bad situations.
Uh-huh.
And the other ones are like for people in your, I think like white,
like straight white is just for people in your neighborhood.
Okay.
And half things.
Yeah.
So if you wanted to do something like that, I think, I think he would probably enjoy that.
Yeah.
That's actually kind of dope.
I like that.
And you would probably be like a good thing because, you know, he's getting really into
like Jesus.
Now, for real, it's crazy because like I never thought, I never thought I would hear him
say that.
I was like, so what do you want to do?
What do you want for your birthday?
Like we were talking about sneakers and stuff.
He's like, ah, and I was just like, bro.
Like, what do you want?
Like, you know what I mean?
And he's like, oh, I don't know.
I said, you want to go to church?
Like, what do you mean I'm saying?
Like, you know, and he was like, yeah, I'd like to go to church.
I was like, okay.
And he's like, can I get baptized?
I'm sorry.
Who are you?
And where is my son?
Like, what, what?
You don't want the latest Christmas drops, sneakers, huh?
But he's, yeah.
I mean.
I'm proud of him.
I can't front, but it's a little, it was a little tape.
I was taking a back.
But yeah, we're definitely going to look, I'm
going to look into the angel tree thing.
That's kind of dope, actually.
But yeah, so Christmas wishlist for you.
Oh, my God.
I could you not?
I have a list because every time my family asks me,
what do you want for Christmas?
And I always forget.
So I started making the list.
Record player?
You know, the phone whip out was crazy.
I was already on the counter.
Mainly just a record, record player,
because I really like record player.
Yeah.
And six musical tickets.
So like, it's a show called six.
It's a musical about him.
I thought you were saying you wanted six different musical tickets.
I was like, and I had to be a pop.
Me probably got to hang out, man, because like, what?
We just be on the same wavelength.
Like, I'm sorry.
Say what?
You want six different musical tickets?
It's a musical about Henry the eighth six wives.
OK.
Do you know who Henry the eighth is?
I heard of him.
Yes.
So he had six wives.
He divorced the first one.
He beheaded the second one.
His third one died.
His fourth one, he beheaded, no, divorced,
then beheaded, and then the last one survived.
That's only five.
No, I said six.
Divorced beheaded died.
Divorced beheaded survived.
I thought you said divorce, then beheaded.
I thought we were still on the same person.
So he beheaded two of them.
I mean, two of them.
Yes.
Correct.
Yeah.
That's a really good musical.
Because it's like they're the man in me screaming like, see,
even women want to see women get fucked up.
No, no, no, it's not like that.
They it's the women they're already like dead.
It's like they're in the afterlife.
And they're like pretending to put on a show saying like,
hey, it's not his story.
It's our story.
We're going to tell you our story.
And then they each have a song.
Oh, OK, OK.
But it's like pop music.
So each character also has like a pop reference.
So one has Beyonce as her pop reference.
One has Ariana Grande as her pop reverence.
Kesha, stuff like that.
Yeah, it's actually a really good musical.
Do you haven't seen this?
You can't say that.
No, I have seen it twice.
And I want to see it again.
It's really good.
You're supposed to, on your Christmas list,
you're supposed to get things that you don't have
that you don't really want to, that you want to see
or you want to see it again.
That's why the record player's on there.
Don't have that.
Oh, OK.
You're ass.
Oh, did.
I did.
I did ask for this.
That was going to ask you what you wanted for Christmas.
When 90 more, you're just looking shit.
I'm not shitting on it.
I'm just, I thought I was like, wait,
what?
I always thought Christmas list or Christmas wish list
was stuff that you didn't see or didn't have.
Yeah, stop.
That's him, him.
For those of you who didn't watch the last episode,
I really wish they would move that poster.
I really wish they would.
All right, so what do I want for Christmas?
Honestly, I want a new truck.
This is beer at 30, sports at the clock.
Let me tell him about our show.
Yeah, I miss my baby already.
OK, don't want to tell him about our other show.
Yeah, fine.
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OK.
I didn't mean raunchy in a sexual way.
I mean, like raunchy has like no holding back.
God, get your mind out of the gutter.
Anyway, goodbye.
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