I’m going with the tall one | Beer 30 Sports O’Clock

This is beer thirty sports o'clock. Oh, no mess. And this beer this episode's beer is brought to you by Martin House Brewing. Y'all know how much I love these cans. It is called If You Get Nacho You Get Nachos Stuck Together, that's a one nacho hazy IPA? Okay. If you get the nachos stuck together, that's one nacho. It's basically like, you know when you have friends that are getting a plate of nachos and you're all splitting it, you're like, I'll have one. And then you grab a nacho and it has multiple chips on top of it. That's one nacho. That's not multiple. So that's what you named the beer? Hey, listen. I'm not Martenhouse. That is crazy. It's a 10% Imperial There's no nachos on the damn can. Yeah. No nachos We're the moving on. There is an angry looking mascot eagle face dude on the can. There is not a nacho to be seen. Could be like Nacho Libre. Luckily, it's good. I was gonna talk shit. No. It's really good. It's a hazy. You could definitely taste the fruits in there. It's got a little bit of a kick towards the end, kind of a tangy hoppy taste. But it's not bad. It's actually pretty good. It's I was expecting maybe a little bit of lactose, a little bit of cherry since it's nachos, nacho cheese. I just don't understand the fucking name. Okay? This does not make any sense and it's really bothering me. Martin House, you guys do so well. What the hell? It's okay. Take a breather. You'll be fine. It's the first of the month. Wake up. Wake up. Wake up. It's the And first of the it's the first of what month? I'm not saying it. Our birthday month. Yes. Our hey. Our birthday month. Happy pride. I knew she was gonna do that shit. I knew she was gonna do that shit. Nothing wrong with pride month. I just we were having this conversation off camera. I just thought I'd bring it out. He might put it in a in the other show. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Very valid. Valid. If you wanna know how I feel truly about Pride Month, you gotta watch Hangover Clinic because lord knows I don't wanna be canceled. Me neither. I have something to say. I'm kidding. Now to news you can booze to. And I know what everybody's thinking. We're gonna talk basketball. Not yet. Women's college softball tournament has turned into a wrestling match of drama and I'm not gonna lie, I'm here for it. Yeah. I'm here for it. This is probably the second year that I've been paying attention to it and the first year was surely just off of the NIL deal from Texas Tech and the girl and the girls from Texas beating her and all the story and all that stuff like that. Now it is about Texas Tech again Mhmm. And it has to do with one of my favorite basketball players to ever jump on the court, mister Jason Williams aka White Chocolate. I love the name. White Chocolate. Those that don't know White Chocolate, look him up. He he was a beast in the NBA. He's from Florida. He played at Florida. His daughter, Mia Williams also went to Florida. Boo. But now she's at Texas Tech. Woo. Woo. I'm a Texas Tech girl. You're a Florida State fan. Yeah. Pick a sign. Not Florida Gators, my brother went to Texas Tech. Florida's okay. Alright. That's right. Your brother did go to Texas Tech. Mhmm. My friend Jalen played for Texas Tech. I I like Texas Tech. Better than the Florida Gators. She don't she can't pick a side, y'all. But anyway I picked a side. Obviously, for for obvious reasons, Florida and Texas Tech got beefed about this transfer. There were rumors that it was very there's been a lot of NILs and transfers that have been according to in the women's college softball era or area that Texas Tech has been doing a lot of dirty, you know, tampering and things like that when it comes to transfer portal and to the players in the softball community. And two if not three of the players that are now on Texas Tech were big transfers to them just this year. So there's a lot of bad blood. Right? Well, Mia Mia was hit with five pitches in a three game span and they only played three games together. Two games or the first game, she was hit twice. Then she cracked one out on home field out out of the park and won the game for him. And then they got blown out, but she still got hit twice the next game. And then she got hit one more time and she got the retribution that she needed to get. Meanwhile, her father, I told y'all he from Florida, he's talking a gang of shit to all the Florida fans in the Florida bench or dugout, and he's just going crazy. His other daughter's with him. They get into it with a fan. They talking crazy. She's talking crazy. Apparently, there were some thrown things. Maybe a punch or a slap was hit happened and his daughter got hit. I don't know if she got physically hit with something or hit by something thrown. Long story short, Jason was actually escorted Jason and his daughter was actually escorted off of out of the bleachers and then so was the fan. Once they ironed everything out, Jason was allowed to return, and the other fan was not. So just saying. Lot of bad blood, though. Like, Florida didn't wanna shake hands afterwards. It was just so We're losers. No. Yeah. Even if you lose, man. You know, I I first off first off, I think it's I think it's the unwritten rule shit of you gotta go be a good sportsman. I don't believe in that. I'm a just be honest. I don't believe in that. If I because here's my here's my thing. Right? For instance, basketball players. Right? We just had the final four. We just had the NBA final or conference finals. If a player or a college basketball player is on the bench crying and does not shake hands with the other team, would we judge him? No. We're not because he's crying and he's he's heartbroken about the season, he's done playing blah blah blah blah blah. Right? But if he's angry and doesn't wanna talk to them, we have completely different energy. It's the same thing. Mhmm. I don't understand it. I think it's an unwritten rule that's kinda stupid. Just like the bat flip, just like beaming somebody with a ball if you they transfer from your school or they fucking hit a home run on you and they talk shit or slow run bases. Like, it's such a stupid fucking unwritten rule. On those, it's like get over it. You see what I'm saying? So it's my thing is I don't I don't think it was right of Florida not to do it because literally everybody's been doing it. Even, you know, Texas, Texas, Tech, there's always been bad They came out, ready? Yeah. Everybody comes out, everybody daps up, you know, stuff like that. I just it's it's already in the game. Mhmm. But y'all already did it other games. You know what I'm saying? So it's like It just looks like in this instant You're pouting. Your butt hurt. Yeah. You're pouting. Yeah. Be in some crybabies. Like, grow up. Didn't Valid. Sorry. You didn't win. Whether it was the ball multiple times. Yeah. Like, that's crazy. Like, you know what I'm saying? Like, it's just a lot of I don't know. It's just a lot of bad blood between them now. And it's like, apparently Texas Tech is the villains in this and it continued. So Texas Tech now in Tennessee series goes into some drama as well. Apparently, one of the tech players, her name is, Taylor Pannell or Pannell, said that the coach of Tennessee whose name is Karen Weekly, Gotta love those Karens. Apparently, she's told Taylor told the media or told her coach or somebody and it got out publicly. I don't remember exactly who right now. But basically that during the high fives at the end of the game or the shaking hands that the coach said she should have stayed she should have stayed with us and she could have been a winner or something like that. Or she made a mistake. I'm sorry. She made a mistake leaving and it was all in an uproar. Karen Weekly God, that name is great name. Karen Weekly came out and profusely denies it. Like, I mean to the point of like not answering any fucking questions about it. Like to the point of fuck yous and to the point of it never happens, she is flat out lying. So ESPN did a thing. They not only and I'm gonna I I debated if I wanted to show the show the video because it was like, this is kind of silly. This is stupid, but it's so funny. It's so fucking funny. Like ESPN shows the video footage of the the shake handshaking and they did pass each other. They did shake whatever the case would be. Tennessee beat Texas Tech by the way. When they Two one in extra innings. What's that? Two to one in extra innings. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I mean I watched the game. I'm sorry. What? I watched the game, Ziggy. Well, kind of. I was working. Oh. But it was on the big screen and I was watching it. I even watched when all their cameras went down and we had to watch Men. I didn't wanna watch Men. But, Yeah. Because they had like technical issues. And then we watched men? We had to watch the men's baseball. Yeah. Yeah. Because the girls softball was down, but then it came back up and I I was back in. Because I had one table. They were Was it was it good though? The game was good. The girls? Yeah. Yeah. The girls game was good. The guys Good. They had, like, three, so you couldn't really pay attention. Yeah. No. But the women's the women's game you know, like, the multi box thing? I like it when, like, I'm sitting down and watching it, because then I can be like, okay, like this one more right now. Mhmm. But when I'm running around working Yeah. It does. I'm like, okay, what the what is going on? Valid. I thought you were gonna say you're like overstimulated. I was like, ugh. I wasn't overstimulated. I was at work. Oh. But Which would be clearly okay to be overstimulated. But they were told me they were like, if we score, we'll take a shot. So I was in the Oh. Well then, yeah. Of course, it gets very interesting. Then. Every time they cheered, was like, did we score? So long story short, Tennessee's Taylor Pennel Pennel, I guess, is their name or whatever. It shows that the coach did actually high five her and also said, good game. There was no stand there was no extra said. You can even read the lips. She she said the same thing to the player before her, the player after. There was no there was no nastiness towards her. Now, as far as ESPN, they they messy as shit and they love as shit. They had like almost like a slowed up play by play and analysis on this and it was just funny as hell to see. But I know a lot of people are probably thinking in their head like I said before, like, why all the animosity and all this stuff like that? It's due to tech and their recruiting. It all comes from the aggressive NIL deals. It all comes from the transfer portal. Tennessee coach, Karen Weekly, accused them of tampering for the players and players and their families have all come out and been just really assholes about it and made it clear it was all about the money. Like, mister Pinnell, looking at you bro, that tweet was so unnecessary. This fool tweeted out Daffy Duck or the the rich duck from Ducktales, I forget his name, mister Scrooge counting money. I don't think his name was mister Scrooge. He was Scrooge. Scrooge McDuck. Scrooge McDuck. Yeah. From DuckTales. Mhmm. And he like it was just unnecessary. Like a lot of that shit is just stupid. And honestly, in times like this, I wish parents would act like adults and and not add fuel to the fire, I guess. But of course, we all in the era of we we are all in the era of social media and the the clout era and we want the clout. We want the the the attention. We are attention we are no longer drug addicts and alcoholics. We are attention addicts. We are fucking attention whores. And unfortunately, it does nothing but end up biting you in the ass later. And I really hope that if she ever needs to do something or you know, needs a recommendation or has to transfer again, she's in a shit ton of trouble because of her stupid ass parents and how they can't keep their fucking mouth shut. Let the players be the players and the parents step out. Same thing to you Jason. Listen, I get it. You're famous. You are famous. Not telling y'all how to live, but parents shut the fuck up. Let the kids be the kids and act out and play them. They're the ones planning getting hit with the ball and everything like that. Cheer, boo, whatever. But going on live TV podcast and going on out and tweeting all this stuff and I'll never walk on Florida's campus ever again. And then you have to backtrack because you're like, wait, I am a Florida Gator or wait, I you know what? I mean, I was riled up. I was in my emotions. We're humans. That's it's expected. But keep that conversation between you, your friends, and your goddamn family. On to the NBA. On to the NBA finals, we're here, finally. Fucking finally made it. Brie's like looking at me like a deer in headlights. I watched the game on Saturday. That's two for two. I was off and I was eating a rib eye, but I was watching it. So explanatory with that. That was It's a long day. I I Saturdays usually are for y'all in the server world. Yeah. Yeah. Same day. Oh, and it was the same day as the softball game. It was the same day as softball Look at me, two for two on Yeah. One Two for two on one Wow. That's that's that's more than what I could usually get. So there we go. We're good. The Knicks made quick work of the Cavs and honestly, the Cavs kinda pissed me off, man. First off, I I thought James Harden was gonna, like, respond. I thought I I I knew that oh my god. I'm forgetting his name now. Spider. I knew he was gonna end up Mitchell. I knew he was gonna end up he was hurt, so he wasn't gonna be playing at a 100% and things like that. But the rest of the team kinda let them let like, they went down in analytical purgatory or analytical hell. And the reason I bring up the analytics of it is because the coach, dumbass, made a statement, basically saying that, analytically, we're ahead in the series two to one. Sir, you're down o three. What the fuck are you talking about? Analytically, you're down o three. Analytically Respectfully, you're losing. Right. Like, analytically, James Harden has had more turnovers or the same amount of turnovers than he's had field goals. Sir, what are you talking about? Shut up. Again, that might be the name of the show. Shut the up. Yeah. That might be the name of the show. I thought you were gonna talk about how they all flopped on the ground multiple times. No. That's OKC. We'll get to them in a second. We're no. We're almost done. We're almost there. Don't We're almost there. We're almost there. Don't you rush the the momentum. James Harden, after getting embarrassed, also decided he wanted to talk and said yes. After getting swept in an embarrassing fashion, I'm talking it there was no close game except for game one. And that was the game that you let Jalen Brunson bring the Knicks back down 19 points in the fourth. Yes. Jalen Brunson by himself. He said that he believes that they are better the better team on paper, on the floor. They just he just believes that they're the better team. What are you talking about? If you were the better team, you would have made it a a contest. You would have made it a game. You would have made it a series. You didn't win one TT Taka thing. You got obliterated three games out of four. I'll give you the one the first one. Every other game was not close. Every other gay maybe game two was a little close. I'll give you game two because I was, you know, motherfucker was retired, went to OT. But y'all got absolutely dismantled. They didn't feel any threat from you, James, or you, Donovan. And the rest of the team was just there shucking and jabbing. Struce is the only one that I saw putting up the effort the entire series. Even though the series is only four games, he was the only one I saw, in my opinion, watching all the games putting up a fight. The rest of y'all sit down, shut up and think about what y'all gonna do with your off season. Y'all don't even deserve Cancun. Y'all deserve Galveston. You don't deserve the you don't even deserve actually, I'd say that back. You don't deserve the Gulf Of Mexico. You deserve Lake Lewisville. That's what you deserve. Lake right. Lake Rockwall. It's Lake Ray Hubbard. You know, just let it ride. Still just let that ride. Where all the dead bodies are is crazy. Yeah. The Cleveland Caliolians with some dead bodies and they deserve to be at Lake Ray Hubbard then. Harden was abysmal. Like I said, man. I just I don't know. Anyway, meanwhile in the western conference, Thunder versus Spurs. Flopping. Flopping. Yes. There you go. I there. Got got there. This full SGA hit the ground 40 times in that game. 45 in one game. And looked around like, excuse me. Which is crazy because a lot of those hits that he was taking or a lot of those shots he was taking to get the foul and going to the free throw line, he really could have went the opposite direction and made the shot. I think his game his game depends on the foul a little too much especially in the playoffs because during the season, he puts on a clinic. I don't know what the playoffs this was about, but obviously everything gets hyped. Everybody's finally focused, hyper focused on the NBA when the playoffs start. So I think that's what it was more so than anything. But I think he started to believe the hype in the seventh game and it's Maybe he was hurt and like Because he did hit the floor. Yeah. He hit the floor excuse me. He hit the floor a lot. Mhmm. Again though, we all predicted it would go seven games. Everybody knew it was gonna go seven games. What we didn't predict was that the damn Spurs was gonna win game seven. What? When he put on a master class, I don't care what anybody says. Listen, besides maybe the one game where they were getting blown out and he was pulled out early, he was by far, you know, just showed everybody why the hype is real. But I gotta say he was not the best player in that series. And I really want y'all to stop. To me, in this series, there were winners and losers individually. Granted the teams won and whoever won and lost. Right? But the best player to me and the biggest winner to me in this series was Castle from the Spurs. Castle from the Spurs. And if you don't know who I'm talking about, he was the angry dude in game seven. It looked like every time he went to the hole, he was gonna break somebody's fucking he was gonna break his foot in somebody ass. That guy right there with the with the ponytail and the dreads and getting fouled bad by Caruso and was ready to fight on the floor. That dude right there had the best series. He had the best series hands down. Hands down. He set the tone and most if not all the games on offense as well as defense. He wasn't scared to guard anybody once they got set. Wimby is good. Wimby is great. Credit gotta go to him. I get it. But Castle was the engine. Wendy was the transmission for all my car heads that know what the hell I'm talking about. And on OKC's side, yes, there is a winner on OKC's side. Even though he barely played, he won because of this series. His name is J Dub aka Jason Williams. The real Jason Williams because or Jaylen Williams. Excuse me. Because there was another Jaylen Williams. There's like three Jaylen Williams on this damn team. But there was another Jay Williams that had a decent game, game seven. He had a a bench worthy game. But J Dub, the J Dub did not play most of this series. And he was, you know, watching on the sideline on the bench and all this talk about, you know, are they gonna have to break up the big three and La Zeblat and, you know, once they get to the once they get to the championship, basically that he might be a goner. And I in my mind, I would agree. He was almost guaranteed to be gone and go be on his own team if they would have went to the championship because now they have proven that they can get there without you. But since they lost and no one, I mean, no one outside of SGA put up a TT ta ta of offense except for McCain, the the nail painting guy, mister TikToker. Yeah. Mister TikToker. He put up a little bit of a fight, but it was literally SGA scoring all the points and Hartstein, Hartenstein. And he really couldn't do much either because, I mean, you know, he got like seven or eight points. But now that they lost and they lost the way that they lost with no supporting cast for SGA, listen. Listen. Y'all hear that? That's him backing up that Brink's truck. Beep. Beep. Beep. Swinging open the doors and walking in the OKC and saying, motherfucker pay me. Give me my money. Show me the money. What movie is that from? Jesus Christ. Bitch, but have mama. That is a song and that is not not what I was talking about. Jerry Maguire. Who? Jerry Maguire is a Tom Cruise movie with Kubi Gooden junior was a football player. Jerry Maguire was his agent, and there's a scene in there where he's on the phone. Oh my fucking Christ. Alright. Well One Mission Impossible. Haven't even seen I was about to say, are you facing the Mission Impossible? We've decided that Brie is no longer allowed to talk movies. You had the TikTok world in an uproar about Chad about Chad Bozeman and 42 being the best sports movie of all time. Opinion for me. Man. The yeah. Person. Them motherfuckers was mad as a woman. 42? Grow up. They were so mad. I was trying to defend you, but I like No. It weren't. I mean, they kinda got a point. You ain't never seen remember the titans? And I responded, I don't watch movies. That's what I'm saying though. But you'll sit down and watch a Taylor Swift documentary for four hours. That's episodes. Those are different. And that's something I care about. Girl math. Anyway, here we are. Losers in this series. Losers in this series. Really, it's really all on the OKC side. There's no real losers on Spurs side. Might be one loser, but I really just I can't really think of one. Biggest losers on out of this series, first and foremost, Chet. I posted this on Instagram and TikTok. And I don't think people I posted on social media and I don't think people really understand. That was not a joke. That was his real stats. That man was one of two from the field. Now listen, Game seven. You win or go home. I don't care if you can't hit the bar the the the side of a barnyard. You gonna shoot the ball. He would not shoot. I mean, it was like Wemby dunked on him and took his soul. It was like Wemby threw somebody's shit in front of him and took his soul and said, you will not pass. Lord of the Rings reference. Hello. Yeah. Or shall not pass. My bad. But anyway, Chet should literally give every gambler a fucking stipend of I'm sorry. Because my God, man. One of two. That means you only shot the ball twice and you only made it once. You were 50%. Baby, you were 50%, but you only shot the ball twice. You that is horrible, and you only had four rebounds. Man, listen, bro. He you I don't if if you would've shot 15 times and only made two or one or three or four, I couldn't have killed you. I couldn't have killed you. But now but seeing that you only threw up the ball twice the entire game, you didn't take a shot in the second half. What? Listen. They're gonna I'm gonna tell you what OKC should do because this new five year February and something $230,000,000 contract extension starts next year. They need to go back and restructure that shit. And they need to make some adjustments and gone and give J Dub his money and tell you to sit this one out or to prove it on the front end and we'll pay you the rest on the back end because that was an embarrassing, embarrassing showing of basketball. And you the number two, you the number two, bro. Wendy owned you and that is bad. You biggest L, biggest L. But last and certainly not least of the losers it's gotta go to the coach. Mark, not even gonna try to pronounce that. Starts with a d, ends with a t. Should be dog shit because Mark, you literally first off, I just wanna say, can we please stop doing the same? It was like the same offense every single time. It was give SGA the ball, slow down, let San Antonio set up, and then when they start to double him, hope that one of the guys would throw up the ball and shoot. That shit wasn't working. But when you were doing fast breaks and running the ball down and throwing it up and doing this, that, and third, it was working because the defense couldn't get set. But instead of doing that, you kept slowing down the game as if you were up 20 points. Sir, you were down 15 at one point, 14 at one point. I get it. You were coming back. It was cool. Y'all was going through, but the time you were coming back was majority fast break points. And when San Antonio was missing their shots or good defense and turnovers, then aside from the offensive scheming, your timeouts were horrible. If you're going to let your team play that slow and play defense how they were playing and the shots were just falling for San Antonio, fine. Hold on to your damn timeouts then. You had no timeouts going in over four minutes to go. You should have at least had two. Hey, we down four. We need to do this. Blah blah blah blah. Nothing? And I know what everybody thinking. Well, he couldn't have possibly with the timeouts, he didn't know. No. As a coach, it is your job to hold one at least in your back pocket. That is just fucking terrible dog shit. Absolute dog shit coaching in a game seven. All I gotta say. And now, it's time for the beer flight of the night. First up, we have four corners brewing the movement. Moment. Moment. Oh, shit. The moment. My bad. It is a hazy and it is six and a half percent. This can is giving all the world cup. Ole ole ole ole ole. No? Nothing? No. Okay. Nothing there. Did you get hops, but also some fruitiness? I smell a little fruitiness. Smell a little citrusy. Citrusy. You don't really taste you don't really taste it like as as it's not a very fruity taste. It's very it's still very you still feel the IPA or the hops. You know what I'm saying? Yeah. But I don't really taste any like oranges or tangerines anything like that. It's very Weed? Yeah. Yeah. Weed with a little bit of orange tang to it. Like, it's not Tang to it. Tang to it. It's good though. It's not it's not crazy. It's not overpowering though, like IPAs that you'll have, it's a hazy. You, it's a hazy. Next up we have Texas Chill and Italian Pilsner. 5.2%. Yes, it is. And it is four of four. A local menace. I don't know what that means. Me neither. I just work here. Yeah. That's true. I went to Four Corners recently, as y'all probably can tell because three out of the four are, Four Corners. But I went to Four Corners and I went and they had like a little food truck beer festival kind of thing kicking off World Cup. And it apparently, this guy goes around is going around Texas as well as the country doing like food, different vendors were there, part of the culture for like Mexican soccer, and stuff like that. And of course, Four Corners, you know, they're staple there. El Gignon beer, they're obviously Mexican. Oh, that smells like a Pizzy. Crisp clove. Yeah. I was gonna say very clove y. It's clean. I will say it's crisp. It's smooth. Drinkability. Crushable. Mhmm. I could see this being like a summer pulling out the cooler kind of situation. Mhmm. Feels heavy though. I don't know. That's weird. Yeah. It's weird because it feels it feels heavy smooth and heavy. There we go. Smooth but heavy. Okay. Alright. Well, next up, we have, you guessed it, Four Corners Brewing Fire and Family. It is a blood orange blonde and it is 5.2%. And again, nostalgia art on the can. Very good. Very good. Very good. Very good. No? Have you ever had Firestone Walker Kelly Squeeze? I have had So Kelly it should be similar to that. Really? They're both blonde I Like fruity blonde ales. I love Kelly Squeeze blood orange. It's really good. Yeah. It is really good. It's one of those beers where it's This doesn't smell like someone comes in and they're like, I don't like beer, but I like fruity things. You give them that. But they like fruity things. Happy pride month. Happy pride. Yeah. Yeah. Whoever told you that lied to you, because this does not taste as so I think the difference is that the blood orange from cal from the Cali's squeeze. Cali's squeeze is a wheat ale. This is just Mhmm. A blonde. And you can you can taste the blood orange. Don't get me wrong. Excuse me. Wheat ales are more similar to like Lighter. The Blue Moon. Yeah. Yeah. Is more of like a bud. Maybe that's why. Because buds yeah. That makes sense. Alright. You can taste the orange in there, but it's not it's not really strong. Like like Cali Squeeze, it's really strong. Like, it's it's Have you had a Avery White Rascal? Who? Avery White Rascal. Yeah. Yeah. Is it similar more to that? Or Yes. Yeah. Yeah. That's why you're here. Next up. Who knew I didn't? Next up, we have Martin House Brewing Company. It is Aladda Watermelonata. And it is watermelon sour 8%. With tahin and chamoy. And it is definitely 8%. One pint with this invader Zim No. Face on it as a watermelon. Somebody said Pickle Rick, but I'm I'm going with Invader Zim. Pickle Rick. Looks like Pickle Rick to me. Pickle Rick, I dressed up as Pickle Rick. He had his teeth worn like that. That's Invader Zim teeth. Anyway, whoo. Watermelon and Chamoy. Mexican candy. It's like one of those lollipops, you know, ones that are like in the Fuck. Okay. I came across sour as hell just now. It did. It was like super sour and super spice all in one and then like, it is like a Mexican candy. Mhmm. But it feels like somebody accidentally dumped tajin in there. Like, you got on the rim and then it like, it fell in like, so now all you taste the whole way through is the tajin. Not your vibe. I'm not a spicy guy. And it's sour, like, it's not a it's not a sweet sour. It's like a Mhmm. It's a sour sour. And you're already just not a sour guy. I'm not a guy though. I am becoming a sour enthusiast. I tried a some I tried a sour from Connecticut this It was called the Skittles. It was the the do they call it? Give me one second. I'll look it up The right Skittles? It's the it was called oh my god. I just took a picture of it. Oh, Skittle Me This. What a name. Skittle Me This. Skittle Me This. It is a brewery out of Connecticut. So everybody who watches the show Sure. Or has watched the show Bro, where did this little gnat come from? Skittle Me, this is a new is a hazy IPA. Is it? No. It is. It's a sour. Tastes like sour. By Toll Road? Oh, one. Nope. Oh, it's Transcend. Word. It's one word, the Skittle Me This. Oh, on the can, it doesn't look like one word. Oh, okay. Yeah. It looks Skittle and then Me and then this is at the bottom. But it is a candy inspired fruit smoothie sour. I'm starting to become a smoothie guy. Like the smoothie sours a little more. Anyway, I'm trying more sours. Or odio. Right. I'm staying away from stouts for now because there were some horrible stouts. Aw. Horrible stouts this weekend. Also staying away from barley's. Yeah. Yeah. Fuck barley's. But everything else, I'm trying. I'm trying, you know, whatever. It's the summer, I get it. I was about say, and it's summertime, so it's a little too fucking But yeah, so we gotta go, we gotta get some Skittle Me This from Transcend Brewery because that shit was good as hell and I think you'll like it. Don't know if there's any pineapple or coconut or whatever. Usually Skittles don't have. I don't know, You never know. I just, you know what I'm saying? I can't be having you die on me, alright? Yeah, yeah, appreciate You know what I'm saying? You gotta, you know, you You gotta live. You gotta live so we can do this beer shit right. You know what I'm saying? Understood. Thank you. Because clearly movie knowledge is not yours. Anyway, beer of the night is gonna surprise you actually. It is the sour. It is it is the tajin because of the flavor, because of the kick, because of all of the the the things, it it to me, it had the most flavors of all four beers. Four Corners, we had this conversation this weekend. Great beers. They stay in their lane though. They stay they stay solid in their deal and that's fine. I was just looking for more flavors from them on these. And unfortunately, there wasn't as much flavor as the watermelonada. So Martind House does it again. Although, I would only be able to drink one can of that. Like, fuck you. I can only make that face and that spicy burning your chest like one can, like for real. And that was oh, excuse me. That was beer flight of the night and I just like hit the mic, Jesus. And now, it's time for beer goggles of the week. And first up, Matt Rice. Well, yes, boo him more. What the hell are you doing fam? He was at a celebrity game, baseball game, and there's players, there's comedians, there's actresses, actors, things like that there. And this fool is trying to steal a base in a celebrity game, first off, which is funny, whatever. But then he does this slide and takes out a football player who's in the off season. Bruh, what the fuck are you doing, Matt Streiff? I just wanna know. Fuck him. He didn't just get he didn't just tackle it. He tackled somebody. I'm sorry. I said Matt Strife. I meant to say Matt Wright. But, bro, what are you doing? Just it ain't even that serious. And the player that he knocked down, a lot of y'all should be paying attention to is Stevenson from New England pay the running back from New England Patriots. So if I was a New England Patriot, Matt Rife, I would be booing that man every single comedy show he's in the New England area. Okay? New York, well maybe not New York, but Massachusetts, New Hampshire, Maine, Rhode Island, all you fuckers up there, boo that man. He tried to take out your running back. Next up, Caitlin Clark is having a fucked up season. Lot of people are a little confused, maybe saying, hey, it's a wrap, it's over, we don't, they don't understand, she's she's done. But this argument, heated debate with her and her coach looks crazy. And so much so that she was taken out of the game immediately during this time out where they were going over play or previous play. Sheesh. So those of you that don't watch the show but listen to the show, first off, I appreciate y'all. And you can find us on any place that any platform that you listen to podcasts on. Apple, Spotify, Amazon, all that good stuff. You can find us anywhere. Right? For those of you who didn't are watching it, I do gotta ask a random question. The girl in the video behind the coach, did she look like Caitlyn's little sister or something like that with the long hair pull, kinda like laying down? Did you see the video? I sent it to you. Yeah, I watched it. I don't know what Caitlyn's sister looks like. She looked like Caitlyn and the girl that looked like, I'm saying, looked like her sister as in like, looks like her. Oh, okay. With just long hair. She wasn't dressed to play in the game. Mhmm. She just was in a hoodie and whatever. I forget her name. She looks a lot like Caitlyn. Mhmm. Am I am I tripping on that? No. Okay. Alright. Didn't wanna be called a sexist. That's all I'm trying to figure out. Yeah. I think her arguing with her coach is crazy. I don't think it's crazy. I think how she was arguing was crazy. So much so, you can tell that the coach is kind of fed up with the attitude. Yeah. Because you're the star. Aunt Edwards proved this during the playoffs this year, last year, and any other time in the games. When you're the star and you're beefing or having an argument with your coach, sometimes the coach is gonna stop. Mhmm. Right? Because the simple fact is the coach is like, you're still my star, I still I gotta pull it out of you Yeah. But I also gotta teeter that line of not pushing you and isolating you. Mhmm. She was over the she was over this shit. Yeah. She was I was bitch, you gonna catch these hands in a minute. And it was like, what? This is your star player. Clearly there is a disconnect between her and the team because even the other players weren't even trying to hold her back, which is weird. Like usually they'll try to, hey, you know, chill. Y'all need to chill. Calm down. Let's get through the time out. We'll figure you know what mean? Like, next play kind of thing. It really wasn't none of that. The girl that they called, the woman that she called over to sit on the bench, she just waited for her to get up and sat right back down and sat down in her spot. There was no like, nah, we gonna, you know what I mean? Let's get y'all ahead in the game. Seems like the team is tired of her. Mhmm. That sucks for Indiana fans because they've been following her since Iowa days and now she may end up being out of there, but you never know. And that was beer goggles of the week. And now, it's time for six pack of the week. And first up, we have mister Swifty. Mister and missus Swifty, courtside. This is a while ago, but we weren't here for Memorial Day, so I gotta put it on here for my Swifty head here because I'm not gonna lie. I'm not gonna lie. Travis Kelce and his girl fiancee Yeah. Say it correct. Taylor, we're courtside during one of the games that Cavs are getting their fucking faces beat it in beat in. Mhmm. And Travis shotgun, some form of a shotgun, a beer. And I'm not gonna lie, I'm impressed. It was garage beer, so it was super easy to do so. Yeah. It's his own beer. So Their beer is really light too. Yeah. But I'm impressed. I'm impressed, Travis. Travis Kelce. I don't know if his girlfriend's gonna like to see him chugging beers like that. Hey. Look. The Cats, whatever you need. If you got a if you got a if you got a Rally beer, you got a Rally cap, if you're a Cats fan, you're gonna do whatever it takes. Unfortunately, it didn't work out for him because Hey. It it it was say it. Say it. Say it. Because It's not girlfriend. It's fiancee. Okay. She has a name. Get it, do you feel better now? No. And also, they were like, I don't think she's gonna like it. She's literally laughing. No, yeah, they, first off, she is a great courtside. Yeah. She was great courtside. Like her, Kylie Mhmm. There's one more Emily Clark. Who? She played Daenerys Targaryen. No. What was her name? Emily Clark? Yes. Yeah. Okay. Great courtside manner. Mhmm. Even if you don't follow the sport, even if you don't know who's who, you don't like they were talking about the gambling, he just hit something, you could see that they were mouthing to each other and things like that. She was into the game. Listen, chef's kiss. All in. She can come court. She could sit down courtside anytime for us sports fans because she's not like just on her phone. She's not no. She's into the game. She was in it. So I I do come in and and hear hear the Swifties. Well, Taylor, I don't know about you Swifties who were hell bent on this girlfriend and fiance thing. It doesn't fucking matter what they called her. You know why? Because she got the ring. And you know why? She's gonna fucking marry him. You know why? He's wearing And you know what he calls her? You know what he calls her? My wife. Babe? Yeah. Wife? Love? So it don't fucking matter. Anyway, moving right along. Adrian Braun. You thought I said Adrian Brody? That's crazy. Listen. Adrian Brody, a lot of people have been seeing him lately. He has gained a lot of weight, man. Oh my god. But he has been drunk, he has been sober, he's been arguing with girls, having sex with girls. He's been just acting like an absolute asshole on this kick stream. And here's the crazy thing about kick is that if you just let a camera follow these people sometimes you get just some great moments and this right here was a great moment. Him and Dean the great, which I don't know why he is the great. Him and Dean were having a kind of a, you know, boxing tutorial moment in the kitchen while drinking and you can just see the slip that he put on Dean. I'm talking about AB, Bronner. When he did the slip and came back over the top, you could see he still got it and he hasn't been a fight. He hasn't been fighting in a long time. But when you are not a professional going against a professional, this is why they say be careful who you pick your fights with because Dean didn't even really see it coming, and this was like half to a quarter quarter to a half speed of how fast he was coming. This is this is chef's kiss, baby. No. You gotta get all the You gotta get there, though. See? Because you just doing this. You you ain't even doing that. I ain't even doing that. Hey, you. Oh, that nice. That was good, man. That was good. Bruh, the movement. He ain't even going full speed, but the movement was there. The That great, man. I ain't gonna lie. I like That gave me hope for old AB to get his shit together, but obviously he was still drinking. So this next one, this dunk basically, like I told y'all earlier, this dunk basically put Chet in a fucking in the sunken place. He could not find himself after this. And Wimby, like, this was crazy. Absolutely crazy. If a bar runs into a pick and roll, there's probably gonna be an advantage somewhere. Yeah. Like, Toreco said, he put it he put it on his head. He dunked on that motherfucker head. I mean, my god, man. And Chet was never the same. Never the same. You know, we talked NBA finals, but we never talked hockey finals. Maybe because the Vegas Knights are in it. Maybe because maybe because Carolina's also in it. Woo. That's all I meant. Boo. Woo. Carolina put that fucking pop on the Canadiens Canadiens. This this set of goals there were three goals in less than three minutes of the first period. This is crazy. Oh, wait. Did I fuck that up? There we go. To make a decision. Now a power play for Carolina. Their second of the game, shot by oh. You could play good, Kenny, but when you're an offensive guy Score. Onto the stick of Evans. Now Hudson moving in. Shop blocked, and Blake picks it up. Costas Pear. Steady in front of that attempt. Here's Blake with Stan Covey. Score. Three nothing. From five minutes and twenty seconds, I believe, is what it started out as. Five minutes and seven seconds, excuse me, to two minutes and fourteen seconds, they scored three goals. What? Montreal didn't even pinch the bitch. I mean, come on. Shout out to Carolina. Finally made it over Florida, finally made it, well no Florida in the playoffs, but finally made it to the Stanley Cup and now it's the Knights, the no good Knights versus the cheated their way through Carolina? How dare you? They didn't have to face no real competition. Skirted their way Skirted. Would've been Thank you. I'll give you that. Skirted. They didn't They won all their games for Ezquire. This is true. But you know what's crazier about that is that Vegas, their record was like, they wouldn't have even played in the East Mhmm. In the Eastern Conference playoffs. Like, if they were in the East, they would not have made it to the playoffs. What the fuck? Yeah. And this block, for me, this ended the game and it showed me that, like, the Spurs had OKC's soul and I'm glad that I picked the Spurs plus three and a half because this block sent a message to the rest of the Thunder and nobody responded after this. Going by Hartstein and the open court galloping to the rim. Hartstein blocked by Cornett. Oh, Cornett goes up and stops it. Come on. What a block by Luke Cornett. He turns away Hartshteyn. Out of nowhere, Luke Cornett. That was everything. Play of the game, Rich. Yes. Definitely play of the game and literally, like, the bench exploded. Wimby was was remiss. He was just so ecstatic about this block. And I mean, it did it for me. It basically ended that game. The momentum had shifted permanently. You could just see the thunder just losing their oomph no matter what. SGA was beyond tired. Everybody was just out of it. And last but not least, I did not know you could play tennis on the ground. This shot was absolutely crazy. I don't know this man's name. I didn't watch any of this game. I just happened to see this on social media, but he made one of the best shots that I've seen any man make in a tennis match by falling. Like, how do you fall on the ground, hit a shot, get up, and then get the point? Nasty art. Oh, come on. Oh, come on. That's unreal scenes there. I mean, how can you generate so much of the form when you're sitting down on your backside? No legs team can help you there. Yeah. How do you generate that much power on the ground? Like, crazy. That's the only tennis I've watched. I know Coco what's her name? Coco Coco Jones? No. Love her. Not Coco Jones. Coco Groff? Yes. Yes. Coco Groff has been putting on a clinic as far as like fashion and tennis skirts and shit like that. She makes more money from the fashion industry than she does from tennis. Damn, that's crazy. Mhmm. Alright, well, that was six pack of the week. And now it's time for the Conversations at the Keg. Memorial Day. Good. Didn't really seem memorialistic and party ish and all that stuff that I'm used to. I worked. You're always working, bro. You got my ass handed to me that day. Ayo. We were busy. Phrasing. Yeah. No. I said what I said. So Brie got her ass handed to her. Alright. Mhmm. My memorial day was very, relaxing, actually. My son officially broke up with me today. That's really sad. I'm sorry to hear It's very sad. He I we were supposed to hang out this weekend, but he decided he wanted to hang out with his mom and his friends from his neighborhood and stuff like that. They went to go see, Backroom? Backroom? Oh, yeah. The horror movie? The horror movie, which I didn't know he was in the scary movies, but he was like, yeah, was really I wonder he broke up with you. You don't know him. Alright. I don't apparently, don't know him anymore. So, but I think his mom wanted to see it and he was just like, he wanna hang out with his mom for a while. Whatever. Cool. But we were supposed to go see Mortal Kombat. We have yet to fucking go see Mortal Kombat. True. We're going this weekend. But anyway, long story short. So he didn't come over this weekend. So we were just I was just at the house. Chilling. Chilling. Doing nothing. No sports really on. I caught up on some shows. Mhmm. I watched The Boys, finally. Yeah. The last season. Ending. Yeah. The ending was I like that Homelander died the way he did though. Hell yeah. Yeah. He did. It was it was he deserved to die the way he did. Yeah. But also, over the Memorial Day weekend, I this is for Texas and Dallas Dallas, Texas only. Some Oak Cliff apartments blew up. Yep. Like yeah. I'm I'm dead at blew up. Like, they blew up. Blew the fuck up. And I live on the outskirts of Oak Cliff or I live in Oak Cliff, Bishop Hart's Oak Cliff. Amusing. But this wasn't far from the crib. Yeah. I didn't hear it. Mhmm. I did hear all the fire and all that stuff like that, all the the sirens and everything like that. But I mean, I hear that shit all the time. Yeah. It's Oak Cliff. And it's close to downtown, you asshole. It's Oak Cliff is crazy. It's not that bad in Oak Cliff. You know what's funny is I run all the time down Jefferson Boulevard, and I don't I get reminded all the time it's Oak Cliff, but I don't get bothered by anybody at all. If anything, it's Little Mexico. It's all the Mexican ladies be looking at me. And I had one lady talk to me and try to and did a prayer for me and everything while I was running. I was like, bro, what the fuck? She's I look like I'm about to die? That's that's exactly what I said. I was like, damn, I must look like I'm about to die right now. I'm only on out of shit. Yeah. Like, I'm only on mile one. What are we doing here? Like, no. So so in light of a fucked up situation, an apartment complex blew up. Mhmm. The apartments, were in Oak Cliff, Dallas, Texas. And, I don't think people realize how big Oak Cliff is though. But anyway, it blew up leaking or it was a tampering apparently with a gas line. Mhmm. Somebody did something that they weren't supposed to do because there was no actual, from what I understand, this is all rumors, the investigation is still going, our investigation is still ongoing, please don't say that I said. But apparently, was tampering with a gas line and somebody was doing something that had no business and then it exploded. And it's fucked up. Only thank God, only three people died. Yeah. It's fucked up that they died. Rest in peace. Should've been no one. Mhmm. But it could've been a shit ton worse, especially with summer and children, because there are kids that live in those apartments. I think one kid died. Right. The people that died was a kid. Yeah. One of the yeah. It was one kid. I think it was his mom. Mom or grandmother or something like that. And then somebody else passed away as well. So was only three. A gang of people were injured, but also now are homeless. Mhmm. Fucked up situation. Yeah. Very fucked up situation. And, like, if you can help Mission Church in Oak Cliff from I believe it is June 3 to June 6, maybe tomorrow actually, June 2 to June 6 are doing donations. They have all the clothes that they can possibly have, so stop sending your fucking clothes that you don't want. They need water, they need food, they need toys, they need blankets, they need anything you can spare besides clothes. Money. If you got money to give. I know in these times, ain't nobody got no money to yeah. Anytime, ain't nobody got no money to spare. Especially when I ran to them and they they said fuck that treaty. But if you have anything to spare, Mission Mission Church in Oak Cliff, I don't know the full name of their church. I don't go to their church, so I apologize. But they are doing like a drive basically. I will be there passing out. I will be passing out food, water. I'll be giving up as much as I can. Again, that's in my neighborhood. So I feel compelled to help and I also felt compelled to tell y'all so that y'all will go out and help as well if you can. If you can't, don't feel bad about it. It is what it is. We're all trying to make it in this time. Ain't nobody mad at you. But if you can, it would be great if you donated water, food, blankets, toys for the kids that are essentially homeless now and have nothing, know, their toys were gone, their PlayStations, for fuck's sake, were burnt down. It's it's an unfortunate situation. Hate that it happened. And yeah. So wanted to get that out, because I really did feel like that's something that's important that needs to be, you know, and we don't do a lot of we we do a lot of entertainment on this show and we, you know, sometimes shit gets real. So and in this instance, we need to be out there and actually helping. Speaking of helping, today is June 1. Don't you say it. Ally. June 1 trade deadline for the NFL happened. I'm over it. And we are so back, baby. First off, everybody thought AJ Brown was gonna be the news that the Eagles were gonna trade him to the Patriots, and it was almost Dave was dead set. He was gonna be the biggest news of the trade deadline after June 1 blah blah blah blah blah. And Cleveland said, hold my beer. I got something for you. Myles Garrett is now a Ram and Jared Verse is now a Brown. Brown's got a first round pick and a second plus Jared Verse, and the LA Rams got Myles Garrett. Now remember when I said that I was gonna be going to the Thanksgiving game between Green Bay and LA in LA? And I was like, I'm pretty I've circled that one. I'm planning on probably going to that. Ain't no probably no more. I'm going because we have two of the, yes, the best pass rushers probably in the league going against each other as well as their offenses right now. Some of the greatest offenses we've seen on the same fields for the for the holiday, I will be in LA. So all my LA family, all my LA friends, just be prepared to be fucking annoyed by me. There were some other trades as well. There were some other things going on and people are talking about, yeah. AJ Brown, he got he did end up getting traded as well to to New England for a fifth round pick. I don't know. He got picked he got traded for some draft picks. It was some bullshit. So, again, AJ Brown AJ Brown still can't be the fucking number one news or number one receiver in the news. There's been some other rumors and everything going on, but nothing is final yet. It was a lot of confusion during the day because, you know, they're talking the packers are looking at one of the the linebackers or defensive ends from the cardinals coming over. Nothing's finalized yet. You know, again, June 1, little hype. NFL wants to blow up and make news for a little while. They're gonna disappear a little bit before the off season. There's probably gonna be some more news stories. Speaking of news stories, hockey. We already know who Brie's rooting for. Do you think they're gonna win for real though? I sure hope so. Because I can't stand Vegas. Well you said that shit country as hell. I hope so. I sure hope so Johnny. Yeehaw, I sure damn hope so. I can't stand them golden I sure hope so. I do you. I don't understand. Fucking Vegas did it again, bro. This is this is crazy. I hate them. They've been to the finals three out of the last four years. I hate them. Same. I really don't think though that Carolina deserves it though. I would have preferred the Avalanche at this point, and I don't like the Avalanche. I I don't even know what the fuck to say to that. I like, yeah. Same. Mhmm. Same. I hope because Carolina is rested. Both of them are rested. I know. I just hate Vegas. I was about to say Vegas swept. I hate Vegas. Vegas swept Colorado, which is crazy. Which is crazy. Everybody and their mama had Colorado winning that series in five, and they got swept. Yeah. With that being said, you know I'm a gambler, fucking degenerate. Matter of fact, I got some money. I'm about to double check Vegas here in a few and five. I hate them. Vegas and five. I'm sorry. Vegas, they have all the momentum. Nobody likes them in the NHL. They are literally playing with house money, and they know it, and they had they took on the villain arc, and they have said, you know what? Yeah. Because the Fuck y'all. We don't even wanna touch the trophy. They didn't even touch the trophy this year. Yeah. Twitter was funny because they were like cause Twitter was hating on them. For sure. Because of certain For sure. Other things. Yeah. Yeah. And Vegas goes, ugh, number one trending and everyone people kept complimenting, no, we're hating on you. They are loving it. They are they are feeding off of it and it is so crazy. But as a gambler, I'm telling y'all, Vegas in five. As a gambler, I hate it. I hate I might not even gam I might not even bet on it because I hate them so much, and I don't wanna even contribute to the money that these fucking mob anyway. Yes. I don't wanna contribute to them, but I just I can't bet against them. They look like the real deal. They are eating pucks. They are physical as shit on the front line, on the back line. They are just I hate them. That's that's true. Allegations we're gonna leave that alone. I muted my mic for a reason. NBA finals. Who are we rooting for? Spurs, I don't know. As a Nets fan I'm going with the tall one. Okay. That is the name of the episode. I'm going with the tall one. I'm going with the tall one. Much as I hate to say it because also I am a Nets fan and, know, I as a Nets fan, I hate the Knicks because they think that they are New York's New York's gift to God's gift or whatever. And even though the Nets moved to Brooklyn, I've always loved the Nets since I was since they were in Jersey, since I was a a kid. I liked Jason Kidd when he was coming up from the Mavericks to the yeah. So anyway, they were the original light skinned team. Okay? So the Warriors had ain't had shit on Jason Kidd, Vince Carter, Kerry Kittles, Derek Coleman, Kenyon Martin, like they were all light skinned. They were all light skinned as hell and we had maybe one or two white boys on the squad. It was we were the original ghost in the NBA. Okay? With that being said, I hate the Knicks. But I think the Knicks are gonna win the championship. Knicks and six. And when they do, all those who live in New York, my mother, my aunts, my cousins, my friends That weird guy down the street. That weird guy down the street who we say hello to and don't give money to. Mhmm. Leave. Leave. Is this is this scammer on me? No. The other one. The other one? Mhmm. Leave. They are going to burn Gotham to the ground when they win. Leaves. Go on vacation. Go to Jersey. Go to Philly. But don't you go. Go to Maine. Don't you go anywhere near Manhattan, near the Bronx. Fuck it. Stay even away from Brooklyn. New York City is going to absolutely implode if they win the national championship. Hopefully mom Donnie can handle this. He might be in the middle of the crowd. No, will literally just be him. He might be in the little middle of the crowd going crazy. Yeah. Leave. It will not be safe. It won't they are going to burn the city down if the Knicks win in the championship. Don't let them win and I'm wrong in yeah. I don't know. They're gonna win in six. So, they'll be at New York. They really win in six and the game is the last game of the season won by the Knicks is in New York City. Madison Square Garden is gonna lose they are gonna lose chairs. Are like, the the National Guard will be called straight up. For the fifth time. But for the civilians. Yes. Jesus. I'm just saying, don't you go. Stay inside, lock your doors, close I your have kids, have What the fuck? Oh my god. And this is beer thirty sports o'clock. I don't even know where to go with that. This is a Stolen Water Media production.