My Dad was Right | Beer 30 Sports O’clock

Speaker 1: This is beer thirty sports o'clock. Oh. And this episode's beer is brought to you by Pedicola's Brewing Company, Malay in The USA. It is an American pale ale and it is five and a half percent. It says citrus, pine, and refreshing. Bold bud bold hops burst with bright citrus pine flavors balanced by a crisp dry grain backbone for oh my god, for a clean lively finish. This is a lot.

Speaker 2: What a description.

Speaker 1: Yeah. This is a lot. I got it because I just

Speaker 2: got citrus hoppy bold. And it

Speaker 1: went through Smells very citrusy though. I will say that.

Speaker 2: A whole discography.

Speaker 1: Yeah. No. Facts. Yeah. Oh, that's good. Oh, yeah. This might be the World Cup beer. Let's go.

Speaker 3: My I

Speaker 2: think your World Cup.

Speaker 1: With my USA shirts on or well, when I get my USA jerseys, what what happened to World Cup?

Speaker 2: Did you buy the tickets? I saw that little TikTok you made. I need to know. Did you buy the tickets?

Speaker 1: I didn't buy the tickets yet because I bought four I bought f one tickets first.

Speaker 2: Oh, okay.

Speaker 1: Yeah. So I've have gone

Speaker 2: to delegate your money.

Speaker 1: I'm not that rich yet. So I I like that. I bought Formula One tickets for Miami. Yeah. So I'm going there first. Then I'm going to World Cup because World Cup is on my the group stage Mhmm. Is my birthday month. And Japan versus June. Same. Japan versus Netherlands. Uh-huh. Prices are not bad, and it's here in our backyard. Mhmm. So I'm like, I might drop $171,800 on it to be at the world. Yes.

Speaker 2: By yourself?

Speaker 1: I mean, it's two tickets.

Speaker 2: Oh, okay.

Speaker 1: Yeah. Two tickets.

Speaker 2: I was like, for one ticket?

Speaker 1: I don't know. No. For one ticket, it's like 8 or it's like 8 or 8 something is the cheapest I've found. Okay. Plus taxes and fees would probably be two tickets probably run me about $171,800 bucks. Don't nobody ask me for no money.

Speaker 2: No one talk to me.

Speaker 1: The answer the answer is no.

Speaker 2: Cyclist, speaking of tickets. My dad was gonna sell you tickets. And then he, I texted him, was like, you, did you already put them up? Because we hadn't had the time yet for when that game was. Or, we knew the day, we didn't have the time. So, I was like, hey, Ziggy really wants to buy the tickets. Would you be down? He was like, yeah. I'm just waiting on the time, because that'll depend on the price. Mhmm. Because if it's the 04:30 game, it's kinda lower. But if it was the 07:30 game

Speaker 1: It's higher.

Speaker 2: It's a little higher. Yeah. So Well,

Speaker 1: I probably wouldn't have been able to day was it?

Speaker 2: He's was It $4.30. So he sold them for like $1.50 each. So he went to go look to like take them down Yeah. To text you to give them to you or like not give them to you but like

Speaker 1: sell them Sell them to to Yeah.

Speaker 2: And he was like, yeah. They already sold. They didn't have time.

Speaker 1: Right. It's so crazy because

Speaker 2: But it's for the best because

Speaker 1: that is so didn't wanna watch that fucking game anyway. I I turned it off like Mhmm. Second period? Yeah. I just tuned it out. Oh, I watched it for a little bit and then I tuned it out. It was pissing me the fuck. It was

Speaker 2: I got so home from a long day of work, looked at the score and I said, nope.

Speaker 1: Such a bad game. Locked away. It was Sunday. Right?

Speaker 2: It was a Saturday.

Speaker 1: Saturday. That's right. It was Saturday. Mhmm. Yeah. That's what it was. I was still at I was still at work and I was sitting there and I was looking at it and I was like, oh, you know, because it was busy Saturday too. And I was looking at it and I was like, alright, cool. You know, get to go home and celebrate blah blah blah blah and Stars suck. That game. Fucking terrible. How do you My brother texted me and said, hey man, don't think your stars are gonna make it out of the first round. I blocked them.

Speaker 2: Hey, you know, we have this thing called the first game curse. We always lose the first game.

Speaker 1: Well, better not lose the second game because going into Minnesota Mhmm. Down o two.

Speaker 2: Well, we've been better at away games than we've been at home games.

Speaker 1: But Minnesota is lit. Like, they're they're they're it's gonna be that's a tough tough team to beat on your heels because they yeah. Nah. Nah. I don't I don't yeah. That's not

Speaker 2: We beat them before.

Speaker 1: We have beat them before. I think the series and the season, I think it's tied actually if I if I remember correctly, but I don't know. They pissed me off. The Orlando Magic pissed me off or Charlotte Bob Charlotte, Hornets pissed me off and, you know, just there's a lot of people pissing me off. Then the Boston Red Sox pissing me off, the Yankees are pissing me off, and the Mets suck. So all is still right with the world, but yeah. But you know what else is coming?

Speaker 2: Stagecoach.

Speaker 1: The draft.

Speaker 2: Oh, that too.

Speaker 1: Stagecoach. What the I don't even it's a TikTok probably. I don't even No.

Speaker 2: You don't know what stagecoach is? No. It's like

Speaker 1: I mean, I know what a stagecoach is.

Speaker 2: I could be so wrong, but by just the name, I'm assuming it's like Coachella, but like country. Oh. And again, I could be so wrong.

Speaker 1: Never heard of this shit in my life. And I listen to country music. I literally what I was saying

Speaker 2: It probably isn't even country music. It's probably like, EPM or something.

Speaker 1: My favorite my favorite country song is tequila makes her clothes fall off. That's my shit. That's your favorite? That is one of my favorites. Yes. The other one is,

Speaker 2: my favorite is, like, The Boys of Fall by Tim McGraw. And like, the Three Wooden Crosses by I think it's Darius Rucker. I could be so wrong.

Speaker 1: Darius Rucker's actually a it's so crazy that he's a better country singer than a pop singer.

Speaker 2: I could be so wrong and that could not be his

Speaker 1: No. But I'm saying like an actual factual, like his country career Was great.

Speaker 2: It's fantastic.

Speaker 1: Still going Yeah. Greatly, way more than his alternative group. Like, he pivoted and land and stuck the landing. Like, But I he did love

Speaker 2: that your songs are, like, country dancing in a bar. Yeah. And my songs are, like Crying in sad. Sad.

Speaker 1: Yeah. No. Yeah. It makes it's on brand. It's on brand. Alright. So since the draft is coming, I'm not going to I'm gonna do a mock draft. Everybody was like, you know, everybody's doing these mock drafts and there's been some trades and all this shit like that. So first off, let me say this real quick. The Giants absolutely fleeced fleeced the Bengals in that trade. I don't care what anybody says. The Bengals got a great defensive lineman but that is not going to fix their secondary, not going to fix their edge rush because they lost Trae Hendriksen, but they did get a good player. Tenth pick in the draft worthy player. He's 20 eight and he's gonna ask for and he got a bigger bag after that. Like, I don't yeah. I don't know. But anyway, I am going to do my mock draft, but I'm a do it in typical beer 30 fashion and I'm gonna do first off, let me let me let me rewind that. I'm gonna do the draft picks, mock draft picks. I'm only doing 12. We're only doing the first 12 because it's a 12 pack. You know what I'm saying? You know, 12 picks, 12 pack, you know? And I'm gonna pair the draft pick or tell you what I think that player what type of beer that player reminds me of. Don't judge me. Just keeping it on brand. So we're gonna call this show all day, on brand. And I wish I had the music. That shit is copyrighted like a motherfucker. I couldn't even find that shit. The Raiders are on the clock and we all know who's going to be picked first. I don't even know why this is a discussion. Everyone knows Fernando Mendoza is going to be picked first, not even gonna be at the draft. He strikes me or make he reminds me of a clean, crisp, no nonsense, light lager. Nothing fancy, nothing wild, no wild flavors or extra hoppy taste, just clean, crisp lager. Just light lager. And number two draft pick is going to the New York Jets. And with the second pick in the draft, the Jets pick Arvel Reese, the linebacker from Ohio State who reminds me, me, of a as a sour in its purest form, a tart taste bud disruptor. Bitter fucking beer face because he is going to disrupt a lot of offensive lines, a lot of runs. He's gonna just absolutely demolish a lot of offensive plays. So I think it's gonna be a really good pick. There's been some talk that he may slide down, which is crazy to me. He should definitely be number one or number two. Obviously, with Max Crosby staying with the Raiders, they're not gonna be looking to draft that much defense. And number three, by the way, I'm not doing any trades. I'm not doing any trades. Again, let me say this again. I'm not doing any trades because I know I have a feeling that we're gonna probably get some of the most trading up and trading back that we've seen in years because there are multiple teams with two picks or more two picks in the first round. Jets, Giants, Kansas City, I think it's it's like five of them. And it's the first time in years that that's happened. So I'm expecting that or I'm expecting them to package those picks and move up. The Cowboys have multiple picks. Thanks, Green Bay. You know what I mean? So, yeah, I think there's gonna be trades, but I'm not doing trades. Number three, the Arizona cardinals select. From Texas Tech, David Bailey. They need help on the defense and he reminds me of a hazy IPA with some smack you in the face citrus flavor. Smells like it's gonna be all sweet and cool and the next thing you know it's a little bit of hoppy, a little bit of citrusy. Number four, the Tennessee titans pick the offensive lineman from Miami. I hope I don't butcher this name. Francis Migoya. Migoya. He's gonna help their star quarterback stay upright, And he reminds me of a full grown scallywag from Tufts. A stout, burly, and unforgettable flavor when it hits you. He's physical as hell. Those of you that have had this scallywag know what the hell I'm talking about. It's like 12%. It is a full on smack in the face. Unforgettable taste though, but it is a smack in the face. Number five, the New York Giants. Pick the fan favorite linebacker, Sonny Stiles from Ohio State. He's gonna be a problem in the league for years to come. There are comparisons going out of this world right now. Ray Lewis, there are, you know, Micah Parsons. It's just a lot of comparisons. I hate to put that on him like that, but the dude showing unbelievable talent, draft combine to pro days, like, I mean, he just looks head and shoulders, excuse me, like a steal at five, really. Honestly, he should have probably went three but David Bailey is a freak of nature like I said. And he reminds me of a double IPA like Deep Ellum's dream crusher because he's going to crush a couple of dreams of positive yards. It's gonna be some some I really am glad he's gonna be in the NFC East and not in the NFC North because he is definitely going to disrupt and and crush some people's dreams like you've never seen before. He is talented. He is going he is a man amongst children on the defense. Number six, the Cleveland Browns select. Spencer, again, I hope I don't butcher's name, Fano Fano, offensive lineman from Utah to protect whichever quarterback they're gonna start, whether it be Deshaun Nasty Man Watson or Shadoor Flashy Sanders. And he reminds me of a stout as well, but just a stout like very bitter, no sweeteners, no extra flavors, just a wake up hit of coffee beans. And, yeah, I think he he amongst the, offensive linemen, I think he's gonna be probably one of the best offensive linemen that gets drafted in this draft. I think he's a steal at six, just my opinion. Number seven, the Washington commanders pick, the wide receiver. First wide receiver off the board from Ohio State, Carnell Tate, who should help Scary Terry and their young quarterback who's dating my girl, Juju. I'm still a little jealous, I won't say his name because meh. And he reminds me of a wheat beer with a lot of flavor like a blood orange flavor, oranges, mangoes, something that's not too heavy but flavorful and just coming at you at all sides. Yeah. I like that. Number eight. The New Orleans Saints pick a wide receiver as well. The wide receiver from Arizona State who shot up the charts, shot up the boards from his pro day, Jordon Tyson. He's gonna help their young tie, their young quarterback Tyler Shock or Show or whatever you wanna call him. And he reminds me of a blonde ale, good flavor, smooth and a lot of times just enough to compliment that grilled food that you're eating. It's just a good blonde ale that you know gives you some good flavor, smooth, not too hoppy, not too crazy, just smooth with it. Number nine, Kansas City Chiefs pick Ruben Bain junior from Miami. Listen. Despite all the short arm jokes and all the, you know, he's mini me short arms and all that stuff like that, he was an absolute absolute problem entire season last year. And the year before that, he had a down season, but his down season looked like some of the some people's best season. And he reminds me of a crisp Mexican lager. But the ones with a little bit of spice, little bit of kick, and a quick six pack that you're gonna finish with the essays with ease. That might have sounded kinda racist, but, you know, just a little bit. Alright. Sorry. Anyway, moving right along. Number 10, the New York Giants, again, are gonna pick from the trade with Dexter Lawrence and the Bengals. The New York Giants are gonna pick Caleb Downs. Now this is a dream scenario for them. They're gonna not only get they're not only gonna get their Ray Lewis, they're also gonna get their Ed Reed comparisons. Listen, Downs is a problem. Honestly, I hate to say it. It's a great pick at ten. He is gonna help their defense who is doing a fire sale anyway. They're getting rid of all the old contracts, all the old players that just aren't weren't doing it for them anymore and listen, he reminds me of a quadrupel. Quadrupel? Quadrapel. There you go. Quadrupel. Leaving me a quadrupel. It's a little pungent taste when drinking too slow or drinking too fast, to be honest. He is going to make a lot of wide receivers, a lot of running backs, tight ends reconsider their life choices. Just like you would do if you're drinking a quadruple. Quadruple. Y'all know what I'm saying. It just makes you think like, damn, is the beer taste worth it? Is this taste worth it? Half the time it just, most of the times, it's only 50% right. Anyway, number 11, the Miami Dolphins pick, offensive line Monroe Freeling. Again, I hope I'm not butchering that name. From Georgia to protect their new quarterback, Green Bay's old or not old, but previous second string quarterback. Man, this is really good. Anyway, he reminds me of a good old classic lighthead like a Lubbock lighthead or something. A good old boy kind of beer vibe. He's just a big cone bread fed, big ass Georgia offensive lineman. I don't even really know what else to say that he's a big ass white boy. Just just good luck getting past him. Number 12 from the Dallas Cowboys. Their pick is actually gonna surprise some people because I know and again, I'm not doing trades, but I think they should be picking more so maybe offense, than defense and just get their defense through free agency and draft defense. This is a deep draft. This is a very very deep draft and they should probably go offense because there's somebody on the board that should be taken off and his name is Love, and that dude's gonna be a fucking problem. But I don't think he's gonna get drafted very high because running backs haven't been drafted above top 12 besides Genti and maybe Elliott. You know what I mean? There hasn't been very many excuse me. Woah. Hasn't been very very many running backs drafted in the top 10 in the past, like, ten, twelve years. Right? So speaking of 12, they're gonna pick the edge, Keldrick Falk, who is from Auburn and who has a big ass upside. Like, honestly, his his, I think his combine numbers weren't like, oh, because everybody was so amazed by, Bane, by, Styles, by Bailey, and all the other defensive guys. I think he kinda got swept under the rug which is crazy to say because he is athletic as hell and he feels a need for them. And I know that everybody says pick best player blah blah blah. Get the needs get the best player at the needs you have. That way you can fill your roster the right way and say what you want about Jerry Jones. He is going to make picks that better the team or the Cowboys are gonna make picks that better the team. I know for years that everybody complained about them drafting offensive linemen, and then they fucked around and had one of the best offensive lines in the league. And everybody was like, oh, well, maybe not. Yeah. So I think it's gonna be something like that. And he reminds me of one of those non alcoholic light beers. It just has the taste of hops but no buzz. Right? Because again, he's flying under the radar, tastes really good and you know, he not gonna get you punch drunk but it's, you know, it's a good taste in beer. And that ladies and gentlemen is my mock draft first 12 picks. And now, it's time for the beer flight of the night. First up, we have nine zero three Brewers Dank Hill. It is a IPA including Citra, Azaka, Amarillo, and Eldorado hops. Shout out to the can. Fucking fire ass design. Those of you that watch King of the Hill know what I'm talking about.

Speaker 2: 7.3%. It's an Imperial IPA.

Speaker 1: What do you mean, I don't watch King of the Hill. You've never seen King of the Hill?

Speaker 2: I've seen clips and I'm like, yeah, I'm okay.

Speaker 1: Oh my god. Boom. What are talking about, man? Anyway.

Speaker 2: Poppy, spiciness, juicy, tropical fruit.

Speaker 1: Oh, I can smell the fruit. I can't put a orange? Something citrusy. A little bit of maybe

Speaker 2: Tropical? Pineapple? Mango?

Speaker 1: Is it tropical? I would say mango. Very good. I could see why this would be they dedicated this to to King of the Hill because it you could literally stand around the fence and just drink like you sitting on the corner or whatever the case, I don't know. If you country like King of the Hill was, y'all just sit behind the fence and drink and talk and you know, have a good crack open to six or a 12 pack and drink all day. This is an all day drinker. I could drink this all day. We could chill all day. Yeah. Okay 903, I hear you. Next up, we have no oh, I'm sorry. Equal Parts Brewing, No Billboards Hazy IPA. I like this can for real though. This dog just feeling the breeze. You and the dog in the trees. Not those countries, but yeah. Happy four twenty, everybody.

Speaker 2: Makes sense. No billboards. You're just on a highway.

Speaker 1: Yeah. Exactly. You're just cruising. You just Just cruising. Just cruising down the country road.

Speaker 2: You know, for the longest time, I didn't know that the cruise button on your car means that you don't have to put your foot on the gas. It wasn't until 2020 that I realized that. Now, by that point, I'd only been driving for two years.

Speaker 1: Okay. I was about to say, please.

Speaker 2: I was only driving for two years at that point.

Speaker 1: That's fine. Okay. We'll allow it.

Speaker 2: We'll allow it was my grandma that showed me that because we were driving from Florida back to Texas because it was like COVID. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. So we were driving. I was like, grandma, I swear, like, I can drive for you because she has, like, bad knees. I do too. But I was like, grandma, me, I'd rather take the pain. Yeah.

Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah.

Speaker 2: And so it wasn't until, like, maybe four hours into the trip where she was Brianna, full government name. She's like, Brianna, I'm on cruise, I'm fine. And I was like, what is that? 're cruising? Sure, yeah, I could cruise too. I was very confused. And then she said, No, this button means that I don't have my foot on the gas or the brake and we're just going.

Speaker 1: Oh, yeah. You're cruising.

Speaker 2: Yeah. I didn't know. I didn't know. She drove the rest of the way because she just she was like, nope.

Speaker 1: Concerned. I would be concerned.

Speaker 2: Well, she wasn't concerned. She was more, she likes I

Speaker 1: would be concerned. That's what's up. Grandma likes driving. That's what's

Speaker 2: up. Would say, yeah, at that time

Speaker 1: Old people driving.

Speaker 2: She liked it.

Speaker 1: Anyway, equal parts brewing. No billboards. What's the percentage? Don't even I

Speaker 2: don't know. 7% is an American IPA. It is a Vermont style IPA specifically.

Speaker 1: Okay. Vermont. I can see with the trees, they don't got a lot of billboards in Vermont from what I remember.

Speaker 2: It's more like a It's their take on a West Coast, which is crazy, because they are not West Coast.

Speaker 1: At all?

Speaker 2: Uh-uh. Still bitter, but balanced by juiciness and a water profile that lends to a crispy, yet soft mouth feel. Back to that mouth feel.

Speaker 1: And you Hey yo.

Speaker 2: Hey yo.

Speaker 1: And you thought melee in The USA had a dumb description. That was like bar after bar after bar. Yeah. Will

Speaker 2: know what say this it's doing.

Speaker 1: I will say this, It is it is good. It is very I kinda feel like I I set myself up to do this, like, hazy IPA tropical thing all day, but it's very good. It is it has tropical hints when you drink and smell, but they're not strong. It is a little bit more on the hoppy side than it is on the tropical fruit side, if that makes sense. Next we have Four Corners Brewing Company, my dogs, the homies, Queen B, which is a grapefruit sazon.

Speaker 2: Who run the world? It is 8.2.

Speaker 1: That was good. I like that.

Speaker 2: You're welcome anytime. You looked at me, so I had to.

Speaker 1: Yeah. No. That was great.

Speaker 2: It's just a normal grapefruit, saisons, sweet, citrusy.

Speaker 1: A whole lot of grapefruit.

Speaker 2: Acidic. Acidic. Jeez. A little bit of like a farmhouse funk to it.

Speaker 1: Is that what they put in the description?

Speaker 2: Usually that's what saisons are though.

Speaker 1: That's good though, like honestly it's not, like saisons to me usually are like a light beer, but flavorful as hell. Like, and this is, this does not disappoint. It's very grape fruity, If you like grapefruit, this is all this is this is what you wanna drink for a beer. I'm not that big of a grapefruit guy. I don't not like them, but I don't like them. I'm just kinda if it's there, it's there kinda thing, but it's not my first choice of fruit. So what I will say is, it's good, it just is very grapefruity. Like, yeah, that's it. Grapefruit, it's grapefruity. I do like the color though. They don't hide anything from you on the color on this one though. Like they let you know there's some juices and Betty's in there. Next up, O903 made the countdown again. Play ball or wait, play ball. We gotta do it right because it is a Sandlot tribute, which is my favorite movie. It is a Berna Berliner. Right?

Speaker 2: Berliner.

Speaker 1: Berliner. Berliner. Vice style ale, aged on bananas, blackberry, orange, cherry, and pineapple. That's a lot of damn fruit. Sounds like a Skittle pack. I'm just saying. Sounds absolutely insane. Anyway.

Speaker 2: Makes sense. It's like a kids t ball team, if you will.

Speaker 1: Bars. Bars. Bars.

Speaker 2: Alright. It is 6.2%. That's about it, because you said everything else.

Speaker 1: Oh, my bad.

Speaker 3: No, you're good.

Speaker 1: I'm

Speaker 2: over because that's literally the description. Banana, blackberry, orange, cherry, pineapple.

Speaker 1: I'm not gonna lie, it's very fruity. Like, it's like a Laffy Taffy vibe.

Speaker 2: You got another sour that I can't have.

Speaker 1: Isn't it sour?

Speaker 2: Yeah. Berliner Weiss sour. They're like in the like

Speaker 1: the same They're in the same wheelhouse. Right? Yeah. Okay. Because I was wondering, because this smells like a sour almost, and I'd like it's giving sour for real. Listen. This is a troublemaker. It tastes like fruit juice. How many percent is it? 6.2. Oh, yeah. This is this is crushable fruit juice. You will definitely get in trouble with this. You gonna finish twelve and be like, damn, am I drunk? Yeah. Or maybe I will. I don't know. Very good. Listen. Beer of the night. Oh, man. I hate to go against my peoples, but I'm not gonna lie. Sandlot got me. Play ball is the beer of the night. Nine zero three brewers. Maybe I like Berliner Weiss better than I like sours. I don't feel like it's a sour pucker up face, beer, bitter face, none of that. Just some real good fruit juice that gets you drunk. I'm all for that. All for that. And now, or that was the beer flight of the night. And now it's time for the beer goggles of the week and fans gonna fan and the Yankees fans just I never understood why first off, I don't understand why Yankee fans are fighting each other, one. And then two, I never understood why people in stadiums decide that they wanna fight on the cement steps on the steepest part. Cement? Yeah. Cement. Cement. Cement. I feel like I'm being judged for how I talk here. I don't understand this. Did you shake your head? Yes. You are. Be just you're an asshole. Anyway, I never understood why people try to fight on the stairs. Cement or cement stairs at that and like why you rush someone on the steps of the stadium. You don't have any balance, they don't have balance, you're both gonna fall and you're both gonna look stupid and then somebody connects and hopefully it's not you getting connected. I don't understand. My god. Again, I just don't understand the logic of it. Listen, if I'm a be that angry at a fight or a game and I wanna fight somebody, I'm gonna do it from level playing field because no body wins on the stairs. I've never seen a good fight won on the stairs. Everybody looks bad. The winner, the loser, the losers, it's just everybody looks bad. And speaking of fan fights, this fight wasn't a fight but it was absolutely I don't think this kid or this guy needs to be signed somewhere because this accurate of a throw should be studied. First off, that is some disgustingly coward shit. I don't spitting on people is egregious as hell. He deserved to get that can thrown in his face. But that dude who threw the can absolutely had the best aim I have seen. That looked like the perfect touchdown spiral. Like he smacked the shit out of him. I feel bad for the lady trying to stand in front of him to stop it because she caught this back spray of it all but like, oh my god, that was just absolutely perfect throw to the face. And listen, fans gotta understand that there are cameras everywhere and you can't just be out here copping fields behind home plate or behind the batter's box just over here grabbing titties and thinking shit is alright. Why would you even why would you do this?

Speaker 4: Double play candidates, it kind of gives them a little decision to.

Speaker 1: The announcer didn't even know what to say in that moment because the announcer was like, yeah. So absolutely egregious. You gotta chill when you know you on camera. You gotta chill. You gotta chill. Like, is your first time grabbing a tit bro, like relax. And that was beer goggles of the week and now it's time for the six pack of the week. And this save is the type of stuff that legends are built on. This wild shootout, and the team is called wild. This goalie just might have been drafted just straight off this or picked up on a team just because of this because this is minor leagues, I believe, or college or something like this, but this is crazy.

Speaker 5: Lemousse will shoot first. Teams have flipped ends here for the shootout. Mercer will defend the net to my right, attacking left to right, a big burst of speed from Danny Jochen, who's had the hot stick tonight. Jochen, a forehand move.

Speaker 3: Oh, Riley Mercer with a remarkable spinning save. And the wild benches lost it. Unbelievable. I've been I'm speechless, Ben.

Speaker 5: Well, let's collect our thoughts because Caden Bank here, a great shootout taker to his

Speaker 3: backhandy scores.

Speaker 5: Still trying to put what we

Speaker 1: The goalie should be interviewed. That goalie is the MVP. The goalie saved the whatever overtime that oh my god. That was an amazing save to twist your body behind you and catch the puck at the speed that it was going insane. And they say you gotta catch these pop up flies and home runs and things like that. You should definitely catch the ball. You should be prepared to catch the ball if it comes in your direction. Absolutely you should be ready to do it. But with a baby in your arms, sometimes I feel like, you should probably chill. You should probably just, you know, duck, you know, get out the way. Not this guy.

Speaker 4: Did a guy make the catch with a babe hold the baby?

Speaker 3: Or maybe the baby caught it.

Speaker 4: The baby

Speaker 3: Was it one handed?

Speaker 4: The that guy caught the baseball with his right hand holding a precious little one.

Speaker 1: Like and the baby wanted to throw the ball first off. It looked like the baby wanna throw the ball, like and then on top of that, dude caught it, Never even dropped the bait. Like, he just was hold, bro. Talented. Talented. I don't know about his teeth, but it was he was definitely talented. He has a fucked up teeth. That's all I'm saying. When he smiled, I was like, oh, got him. Listen, and these fans, there is no type of fan base like Buffalo fan base. I don't care what nobody say. The Bills, the damn Buffalo, the the I think it's buff Buffalo what is the Buffalo fan? What are they what is their team called? The Bison? No. The the hockey team.

Speaker 2: Oh, for the high the oh.

Speaker 1: Yeah. See? So you was about to kill me about No.

Speaker 2: It's New York. Buffalo doesn't have a team. Buffalo. That has a Buffalo.

Speaker 1: No. There there is a team in Buffalo. They're in the playoffs the first time in, like, since nineties or since they've been they since they got in the league. Oh, yeah. I'm not tripping. Let's go.

Speaker 2: I'm looking.

Speaker 1: I know. I know. I'm just waiting.

Speaker 2: Buffalo Sabres.

Speaker 1: There it is. Buffalo Sabres, which is crazy because the Sabres, I don't understand it. You would think they would do the Bills

Speaker 2: thing, it's like a buffalo and then like two yellow swords, like, right under it.

Speaker 1: Ah, okay. I like that actually. But listen, ain't no fans like a Buffalo fans, Period. Okay? The Bills Mafia is insane and whatever they call this group of fans are even more insane. This celebration is crazy. After the comeback, excuse me, that they just had, you would think they would burn the city down. Nope. They just beating up they just beating up toys with Boston Bruins jerseys on. I don't know. Like, there's not a fan base out there that is wild as Buffalo's fan base, bro. Like, all Buffalo incidents, all Buffalo teams just like they are absolutely insane. Another thing that's insane is this dude's commentary. First off, this dude, I don't know where he found this video from, I don't know what you know, where he got this from, but he essentially wanted to do a commentary video of some dogs, some hunting dogs chasing a rabbit. And all I'm a say is he needs to be on someone's sportscast immediately. Oh, no. This might

Speaker 3: be natural selection. The bunny might get cooked. Oh, no. There's freedom right there. Oh, no. There's a fence, though. There's a fence obstructing its path. Oh, lord. The bunny's in trouble. It's cornered between the fence and the frozen river. Oh, wait a minute. Oh, damn. The dogs are closing in. I think that's like Honda went growling. The bunny's forced to go and take the ice. Alright. It's able to cross the ice. At least it's attempted. It made it through the ice. Not the immigration or custom of enforcement. Alright. Here we go. Come on, buddy. Come on, Jesus Christ. Ground up. Ground up. Closing in on it. The bunny's able to make the move. Come on, buddy. The freedom. Do not die like this. Come on, buddy. Damn. They got a corner. Not anymore. Take off, buddy. Extreme speed. Look at that 40 yard dash, Tom. Are you kidding me? Oh, lord. Tyreek Hill. Dion Sanders, BoJack's oh, fuck. The dog's got the speed too. Growlithe is closing in. Honda were taking chase. The bunny's got nowhere to go. It's a foot race to freedom. The bunny able to make a move. Come on, bunny. Come on, bunny. Come on, buddy. Move. Move. Your life depends on are we about to watch a murder?

Speaker 1: Oh, come

Speaker 3: on, buddy. Yeah. Look at the vertical leap. Shit. Growlithe is right there. Buddy's still taking off. The separation is incredible, bro. The breakaway speed is like Jerry Rice off of a slant. This brother got incredible speed, bro. I need somebody to test the 40 yard dash of that bunny. Here comes the Growlithe, and then Honda doesn't have the same speed as Growlithe. Oh, lord. But he's caught it again. But he's caught it again. Space go. Yeah. That's how you make a move. Mystical space typhoon. Did you see the footwork? Took his ankles. Lashawn McCoy in open space. Come on, buddy. Oh, there was another, there was another rodent or I should say feline, some sort of animal that took off. Maybe a deer or so. Alright, buddy. Alright, buddy. It's a foot race yet again. Hondawa does not have the stamina to keep up, but it seems like Growlithe is still keeping chase, bro. This bunny's been running for his life for like two minutes.

Speaker 1: Yo. Somebody get that man on a sportscast immediately. Hondo and Growler. And, like, I we don't even know if those are the dogs' real names, But this dude was like, listen, have you ever seen the movie Snatch, Marie? In the movie Snatch, first off, Brad Pitt, really young. And the guy from Transporter, what's his name? Statham? Jason Statham or whatever the case would

Speaker 2: be. Transporter?

Speaker 1: Yeah. Transporter. Or the Bee Movie.

Speaker 2: Oh, the Bee Movie. No. That weird movie where a bee fell in love with a woman and she did too. Yes. Wait.

Speaker 1: Time out. Time out.

Speaker 2: Time Was her ex.

Speaker 1: Yes. That is Time out.

Speaker 2: Who called her out on the fact that she fell in love with a bee, and no one wants to talk about that. Yes. I know him.

Speaker 1: Not not that movie. My bad. The No?

Speaker 2: Not the not not the really good animated movie about a bee? No. No? And how he never actually wanted to be a bee? No. It fell in love

Speaker 1: with the woman? Oh,

Speaker 2: that But none of us wanna talk about that.

Speaker 1: That description is so crazy. Yo. That is a kids movie. That is insane. But not I'm real out

Speaker 2: for falling love with the beast from Beauty and the Beast.

Speaker 1: I am I am crying real tears. Jesus Christ. No. The Beekeeper movie. No. I haven't seen that either. That sounds familiar. Do you, okay. Anyway, he's a bald dude from England.

Speaker 2: Oh, are you talking about the guy from Fast and Furious?

Speaker 1: Yes.

Speaker 2: Okay.

Speaker 1: So, yeah, Okay. Okay. His that's his MO.

Speaker 2: Hitchcock and whatever.

Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Hobbs and Hitchcock.

Speaker 2: Was thinking I was thinking of a completely different other show.

Speaker 1: Hitchcock is Crazier too. Oh my god.

Speaker 2: I'm speaking of Brooklyn Nine Nine for

Speaker 1: a second. Am going to cry this rest of this fucking episode because what? Anyway

Speaker 2: Yeah. Hobbs and Shaw.

Speaker 1: Hobbs and Shaw. Sorry. I've I've been trying to, like, remember, like, anyway, there's a movie called Snatch with him and Brad Pitt in it and Guy Ritchie, who's one of the great directors out there.

Speaker 2: Not related to Guy Fieri.

Speaker 1: Okay. We're moving on to the next thing though. That just made me

Speaker 2: I need to know.

Speaker 1: That just made me absolutely angry. Yes. He's not what do you mean? Relate fuck God Fury. Anyway sorry. My apologies God Fury, you caught a stray. I'm in his shirt. Yeah, I'm sure. Yeah, my bad. Fury, caught a stray. You be put me on a

Speaker 2: He

Speaker 1: be put me on a some food spots when I be fucking watching the show. Anyway, not what I was going with. Okay. The movie is called Snatch. Okay. It is an absolute classic. You need to watch it. Anyway, Hobbs and Shaw guy made a bet with Brad Pitt where two dogs were chasing the rabbit or the hare, as they said. And they were like, you make a bet and I'll do the fight or something like that, you know, whatever the case would be Mhmm. For free. If you do if you win the bet I mean, if you lose the bet, then you gotta pay me this and pay, do this, So the the dude said, dog's gonna catch the hare. And Brad Pitt literally, hare, proper fucked, and like in the most English, weirdest, skittish voice I've ever heard in my life. You really gotta watch the movie. It's amazing. It's called Snatch. Literally. Snatch.

Speaker 2: Okay.

Speaker 1: Alright. I'm off my movie classes. Snatched. Okay. Snatched. It's Snatched, not Snatched. Oh. Snatched. Okay. Because I don't know what you're gonna pull at snatched. Might be some other shit. And I don't want you to be like, yeah. Exactly. I want you to be like, Ziggy, are you okay? No. I didn't want didn't say

Speaker 2: like, okay, Ziggy. No.

Speaker 1: Ally, look at me. What? My god. No. Alright. So anyway and we all know my favorite wrestler back to the six pack. Jesus Christ. My favorite wrestler is Stone Cold Steve Austin and I love that man to death, the the character. And this is why no other wrestlers can do what he does because, I mean, listen, who can just hop on a bar and get drunk with the fans just spilling beer everywhere? We don't I don't even know what bar this is, but this is lit. I don't even think he drank any of that beer, but that shit definitely stung his eyes or whatever the fuck. Oh my god. Listen. The six pack has been kinda wild, this week, but I just want you all to understand that like sometimes the six pack needs to be goofy, the six pack needs to be just greatness that we appreciate on the show. And this prank has to go down in beer 30 record books as the nastiest, funniest prank of all time at the same time. This backfired in three, two, one. If you if you're not watching the show, first off, I apologize because that description was not great, but that was fucking hilarious. This video is absolutely insane. The man goes up with a popsicle, goes under the arm of the guy trying to fix the car in some wilderness area that looks like it's got snow on the ground with fucking cut off shirt by the way. Like, how are you in a cut off shirt and there's snow on the ground? That's insane to me. Second of all, once he does it, the dude screams, like, because it's cold and that's a sensitive part of your body for those of you who don't know and never have gotten shanked or touched under your arm there. And then as the girl's laughing at him, you scream like a girl. She's laughing with her mouth wide open. Dude shoves the popsicle that just was in dude's underarm in her throat. Then everybody's laughing, including the dude that just got his underarm stabbed with a popsicle, and he gets the popsicle stabbed in his throat. Disgusting? Absolutely. Funny? Abso fucking lutely. I watched that video like 17 times for no reason. It was just it just got me through the day. And that was six pack of the week and now it's time for Conversations at the Kegging. Brie is ready. Like Brie put down her shit and just flipped the hair, mic on, Coachella. It's done. Is it done? Is it done?

Speaker 2: It's done, but I have apology to make.

Speaker 1: Yes. You do. Because I saw the Bieber. I saw

Speaker 2: Week two Bieber was good.

Speaker 1: Was good. Yeah.

Speaker 2: Brought out Josh. He brought out SZA.

Speaker 3: He brought

Speaker 1: out SZA. He brought

Speaker 3: out Billy.

Speaker 2: He brought out Billy lonely girl. You know what? He

Speaker 1: redeemed himself. Man.

Speaker 4: And he

Speaker 1: still probably collected, like, 9,000,000. I

Speaker 2: will say weekend one, I still stand to buy it, was not great.

Speaker 1: It

Speaker 2: was not it.

Speaker 1: Hey. Listen.

Speaker 2: But I had, like

Speaker 1: We did the same show, but he brought everybody on stage. Was happy.

Speaker 2: Yeah. He seemed more into it. Listen. I feel like he wasn't on the computer the whole time. Like

Speaker 1: Listen. I mean, the dude was the dude was absolutely honestly, I saw like, I saw the the I saw the video of the first one, like clips and stuff like that of him doing it and I was like, I could see what Brie's talking about.

Speaker 2: Yeah. A little boring.

Speaker 1: A little boring. It was a little boring. I was like, alright, yeah, he kinda took advantage. But I think, again, I still stand on the fact that he's setting it up for the intimate set, right, he's still setting it up for that. But this time around, he probably heard all the critics Mhmm. And was like, fuck y'all, I got something for y'all. And just went crazy.

Speaker 2: Brought out some bangs.

Speaker 1: Billy, SZA, listen.

Speaker 2: Sent a message to Nicki Minaj.

Speaker 1: Oh, okay. I didn't hear about this part. What did

Speaker 2: Oh, so there are songs Oh, God. Oh, I forget the name of the song that he has with her right now.

Speaker 1: Oh, okay. That's a It's a newer song.

Speaker 2: No. No. It's been out for a while.

Speaker 1: I was gonna say it.

Speaker 2: Like know the YouTube video, like the music video Mhmm. Is like them at a pool, and he's like

Speaker 1: Oh, that's an old ass song.

Speaker 2: I know. I don't remember the name of it though.

Speaker 1: I don't remember I don't even remember the song, honestly.

Speaker 2: Anyway, weekend one, he had it in the set. He like skipped her lyric, but he had that song in the set. And she was all over Twitter being like, Justin Bieber loves me, all this. I'm with him, I stand with him, all this stuff. And he saw that and cut the entire song from his week two, Coachella, and instead brought out SZA. Probably the better move.

Speaker 1: The better move. Nikki's been losing her mind lately, but whatever. Listen, Coachella, say what you wanna say. Honestly, I feel like the second week is better than the first week.

Speaker 2: Yeah. It's less like

Speaker 1: Chaotic.

Speaker 2: Yeah. Because week one is very much influencer crazy.

Speaker 1: Yeah, because we all like, you know, we all wanna be first. Mhmm. And then it's

Speaker 2: then like weekend two, it's way chiller.

Speaker 1: Chill, like, I've seen a

Speaker 2: bunch And also of you less expensive.

Speaker 1: See, like, Like

Speaker 2: hundreds of dollars.

Speaker 1: I mean, tickets are still probably grands. Yeah. So, like, I mean, hundreds of dollars. We're talking, what, 2,500 instead

Speaker 2: of It's 3 like 500 to 300 for general admission.

Speaker 1: Alright. Well, then, I might fuck around and go to a Coachella. I didn't know they were that cheap. I thought they were way more expensive.

Speaker 2: Well, it's if you buy the tickets before the, like, set list drops. Like, not the set list, but

Speaker 1: like the artist. Dude. Who's

Speaker 2: that? People that go to Coachella every year no matter what.

Speaker 1: Ew. What?

Speaker 2: Yeah. For a lot of people, this is like a regular thing.

Speaker 1: No. I wanna know who's performing.

Speaker 2: Well, that will increase the ticket prices. I don't

Speaker 1: give a fuck. I'm not going to sit to watch some I'm bullshit ass not first off, I'm not going regardless. Yeah. But I'm not complaining about ticket prices for Mhmm. For that purpose. I'm saying, like, some of the ticket prices that I've seen for, like, certain shit suites and stuff like that, like, that's insane. But what do you mean

Speaker 2: before those So tickets for Coachella next year drop two weeks from now. Yeah.

Speaker 1: But we don't know who's gonna be on

Speaker 2: them. Exactly.

Speaker 1: Oh, no. No.

Speaker 2: No. But they're way cheaper.

Speaker 1: Listen. Yeah. Because you fucking gonna get farting on a drum from

Speaker 3: some weirdo.

Speaker 2: You could also like go ahead and book the hotel because the hotel is gonna be cheaper. Technically, it's still the week of Coachella. Okay. But since it's so far out

Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

Speaker 2: Yeah. Yeah. Won't be as expensive. Yeah. Plane tickets.

Speaker 1: Yeah. That makes sense. Brah, did you hear about Spirit? No. Possibly shutting down.

Speaker 2: Wow. Shocker.

Speaker 1: Okay. First off.

Speaker 2: I mean, oh no.

Speaker 1: Spirit is a cheap airline. I'm not gonna be I'm not gonna be upset if they shut down because I don't fly them very often. Mhmm. But sometimes, a $40 flight is just hard to pass up. Yeah. K? Going to Formula One

Speaker 2: Mhmm.

Speaker 1: Flying spirit. Not even gonna lie to you. Tickets are $80. Round trip. Check the bag. Tickets aren't even more than a $120.

Speaker 2: A round trip?

Speaker 1: A round trip to Miami.

Speaker 2: But you could die on the flight.

Speaker 1: Listen. You know what's crazy, though? Mhmm. Spirit hasn't had any crashes in the last, like, two years. Now am I gonna see some ghetto shit?

Speaker 2: Yeah.

Speaker 1: For sure.

Speaker 2: Yep.

Speaker 1: But I'm okay. Okay? First off, I am the color that I am. I'm light skinned. They gonna look at me like, you don't be starting no shit. We gonna let you move. Cool. Second of all, I mind my motherfucking business, okay. I be on the plane trying to read, trying to listen to my podcast or my music, I be just trying to just, yeah, like, just be minding my business, you know?

Speaker 2: You're like, that's very interesting.

Speaker 1: They fighting in the aisles. I'm over here in the middle seat like, shit. It ain't got nothing to do with me.

Speaker 2: Who are you? Who

Speaker 1: are you? As long as you

Speaker 3: don't fall on my lap, we good.

Speaker 2: Mhmm.

Speaker 1: Bruh, I will be distraught if they shut down in the next fucking week. First off, because I already booked a flight. Yeah. Second of all, fuck you mean y'all shutting down? I need those cheap flights every now and then. Football season is coming. So those cheap flights work. Like, I can literally fly to Wisconsin or Chicago for $60 Yeah. Saturday night. Touchdown, go you know, drive to where you know, if I'm in Wisconsin, most likely Milwaukee, drive to Green Bay, go to the game, and fly back the same night or fly back the next morning and get to work. I can't do that with American.

Speaker 2: Exhausted.

Speaker 1: I mean, it's worth the exhaustion.

Speaker 2: Oh, I don't know about that one, chief.

Speaker 1: It's worth oh, you ain't been to Lambo. You ain't been to Lambo. You ain't been to matter of fact, are you going to Highmark yet? Are you going to the new stadium in Buffalo? No. You should? Buffalo Bills fan? Are you going to Arrowhead? No. You should. What the fuck is wrong with you?

Speaker 2: I got I got a lot of things I gotta do. I'm buying a new apartment.

Speaker 3: Fuck your apartment. It's football season.

Speaker 2: I wanna get out of my home.

Speaker 1: Oh my god. Alright.

Speaker 2: Put my own place. Housing market is actually okay.

Speaker 1: Housing market is okay. I'm about say, for those of y'all that keep talking about the housing market, it's it's fine. It's plateaued right now. So get where you get it in when you can. Anyway, sports takes. Mhmm. Did you watch any playoffs while you were working this weekend and stuff like that?

Speaker 2: I kinda caught a little bit.

Speaker 1: But

Speaker 2: I opened Saturday at the bar. And then got home in time to start watching the Stars game. Immediately walked upstairs

Speaker 1: and did

Speaker 2: something Lost

Speaker 1: that shit. It was terrible.

Speaker 2: Sunday I opened.

Speaker 1: Then Early shift all weekend?

Speaker 2: And then went to Ashley's event that I've been working on.

Speaker 1: Nice. Nice. Okay. Shout out to Ashley.

Speaker 2: Was there all day. Woke up at 6AM this morning. So no. I haven't been able to watch anything. Well,

Speaker 1: playoffs have been alright. So first off, the play ins have actually been better with more drama than the playoffs. The last the first games of almost every playoff has been absolutely boring except for maybe the Lakers in Houston, but it's only because this LeBron versus, Houston without KD, and everybody thought it was gonna be LeBron by himself. And, like, you know, it was okay. It wasn't a bad game. It was just like, I did hit money on the under. The Atlanta versus Knicks game was kinda it started out good. Atlanta was holding them together. But I would like to talk about the Charlotte Hornets or yeah. I would like to talk about LaMelo Ball, actually. LaMelo Ball and the Charlotte Hornets are some of the most immature young children I've ever seen on the court. And they may be taking the Detroit bad boys scenario or nickname, to heart. Actually yeah. So the play in, Miami had to play Charlotte to figure out if they were gonna get into the playoffs. Right? And then whoever won that game had to play Orlando to figure out seventh and eighth seed or whatever the case would be or seventh seed, I think it was. Miami loses to Charlotte. Now nobody cares. Right? Right. The reason this comes up is because Charlotte superstar that he is, LaMelo Ball, young ass, non driving ass kid, decided while he was on the ground laying down to reach back and swipe, basically grabbing the foot of Bam Adebayo, who is the center for Miami Heat, and swiping or tripping him where he landed and injured his tailbone. Like, we talking about a two hundred and sixty pound man, two hundred thirty pound man literally falling, can't catch his, you know, because he's gonna he thinks he's gonna land on his feet. Can't catch his foot and basically falls on his ass from trying to jump however many feet in the air to get a rebound. And it was just it was bad. It was immature. It was childish as hell. I don't think he did it with the intention to hurt him. But what added insult to injury for Bam Adebayo, the Miami Heat center, there was no call. There was no foul called. There was no blatant there was no replay. There was no nothing. The ref said play on. And that's what they did after he got up and was, basically helped off the court. Then they proceeded to do I don't know what Charlotte was doing, they were letting LaMelo Ball speak. LaMelo was just digging the hole deeper and deeper and deeper and just absolutely destroying himself. I didn't do it on purpose. I didn't have the intention. I just was trying to go for the ball. I was I was I didn't know where I was. I was concussed. You got up just fine. If you look at the play, you got up fine, you would I didn't see you rattled. Then his dad trying to be, you know, I guess a dad, I guess. I can't be mad at it, but you you can't really defend that. You gotta be like, yo, my son was I don't it was a scramble for the ball. He wasn't maybe he wasn't paying attention but to try to defend it like, oh, he couldn't have done that. That was just a freak accident. No. No. Your son tripped him. Not taking accountability is the problem. And then on top of that, the league comes back and finds LaMelo Ball. Doesn't suspend him, but finds him and says we made a mistake the refs made a mistake. It should have been a flagrant too and he should have been ejected from the game. But he wasn't. Not from the Miami game nor the Orlando game was he ejected. However, Orlando beat that ass, like, by 30 points. And then Orlando proceeds to beat the fucking Detroit Pistons who are the number one seed in the East. But all in all, the playoffs this year have so far have been very disappointingly boring. The best I think the best series is gonna end up being Minnesota and Denver, maybe Orlando and Detroit. Other than that, everybody's gonna probably be four or five games sweeps, disgusting, absolute destroyed, unmatched. Maybe Houston and LA would probably be good if KD comes back. But KD with a knee injury, the soreness or whatever the case may be, didn't play the first game. Maybe he'll play the next game. Man, I don't know. Boston beat the shit out of who they played. I don't even remember who they played. It was so bad. Then Cleveland beat the shit out of it was just ugly. New York beat the shit out of Atlanta. I just there were no good games. So I beg of the NBA to please figure something out because hopefully the next round is better but or the next round of games are better but Jesus, man. It was so bad. Hockey on the other hand, besides the stars, blowing it was fantastic. First off, I already talked about Buffalo and the fucking Boston Bruins. Then Philly, in the battle of Pennsylvania, beat Pittsburgh with the youngest player in the playoffs scoring a goal and it going down to the wire where everybody thought, man, hockey has been putting on a show this season and putting on a show in the playoffs. NBA, take notes. I know y'all been throwing games. Anyway, Kings and was it the Knights? No. Kings are facing who? Colorado. Good ass game. Ended up being what I think two one or some shit like that. But Vegas, they're at each other's throats. Players are threatening to kill each other, like, not even caring if the camera's on them. I'm gonna kill you when I see you. Hockey has figured it out. The players are fucking insane and we love it. We love it. We as in me. I love it. Maybe Brie too. Brie does too. We love it. So I'm a be watching more hockey than than basketball, which is crazy for me to say because I've been a basketball fan since I was a kid, but I don't know, man. NHL's got me in a choke hold right now.

Speaker 2: Hell yeah, brother.

Speaker 1: Hell yeah, brother. But anyway, that's really it.

Speaker 2: I have something. From me? For for you, I sent it to you earlier today or yesterday, but I don't know if you actually saw it. It was a TikTok. There's this volleyball player, this men's volleyball player

Speaker 1: Oh, I did see this.

Speaker 2: Named Jordan Lucas.

Speaker 1: I did see. I've been seeing this all

Speaker 2: over the Who I believe plays for Grand Canyon University.

Speaker 1: Which I've never heard of him either.

Speaker 2: But the whole controversy around him is that he is a very

Speaker 1: Flamboyant guy.

Speaker 2: Flamboyant Yeah.

Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah.

Speaker 2: When he hits a spike and gets a point He

Speaker 1: be he be yeah.

Speaker 2: He flips his I chair and he's like,

Speaker 1: do Okay, sister.

Speaker 2: But the whole thing is that a commentator, a male commentator Mhmm. On one of the games said, I'm, in layman's terms, don't know if I'm saying it correct, but this is along the lines of what he said. I'm surprised he hasn't been bopped yet. Bopped doesn't hit. Basically saying

Speaker 1: That's valid.

Speaker 2: Oh, it's okay for men when they Like, in my mind, when I hear that, it's okay because men score a touchdown.

Speaker 1: Mhmm.

Speaker 2: Backflips, doing all this shit. Mhmm. No one ever says shit about that.

Speaker 1: Mhmm.

Speaker 2: A man scores a point in baseball. Mhmm. Flips the bat. Mhmm. Runs the bases. Sometimes walks the bases.

Speaker 1: Mhmm.

Speaker 2: And then sometimes they do a little dance. It's a little weird. But I don't know. In basketball, they scream in in each other's faces.

Speaker 1: K.

Speaker 2: Volleyball.

Speaker 1: Valid.

Speaker 2: They also scream in each other's faces.

Speaker 1: Valid.

Speaker 2: But none of that deserves a bop in the face.

Speaker 1: Now here's the thing. Here's the thing. We didn't allow celebrations for touchdowns until, like, a three well, it was at one point in time they were not allowed to celebrate first downs, touchdowns, do anything, and they constantly regulate how you celebrate.

Speaker 2: But they still celebrate.

Speaker 1: They still do. But because we wanna see it. And and the the guy, I forget his name. Jordan. Jordan. Thank you. He, first off, men's volleyball, like, nobody gives a fuck. But he's brought spotlight to it Mhmm. Because of his flamboyance. Unfortunately, for the announcer, he's probably the guy because bat flips just started this year Mhmm. That it's allowed. Last year, they were doing it, but it wasn't like it was like, hey, that's an unwritten rule. You can't do that. Yeah. Till recently.

Speaker 2: But in college, it's kind of been like a normal thing. No. But that also started. To me, I've seen it.

Speaker 1: But they used to get beamed with a pitch. Mhmm. And that's how fights would start and all that stuff like that. And then it became like, alright, All the kids grew up wanting to bat flip after a home run. So to such did it, you know, in MLB. But even in the MLB, college baseball, all that, world series of baseball, international, they used to get pet they used to get beamed with 90 mile an hour fucking in the leg if you fucking bat flip me. Now, it's that's pretty fucking stupid.

Speaker 2: Okay. Let's take out professional. Let's just do college.

Speaker 1: College. Alright. So college, basketball, I'm in agreeance. Football, they do not let them celebrate like they should. Mhmm. Because I agree, you should be able to celebrate

Speaker 2: Yeah.

Speaker 1: To an extent without embarrassing the fucking other players on the other team. Right? But also, he his celebrations aren't crazy. No. To me, his celebrations are he's not looking at them, he's not doing anything well, from what I could see that

Speaker 2: don't Yeah.

Speaker 1: He's not doing anything

Speaker 2: In their faces.

Speaker 1: In their faces. He's flipping his hair

Speaker 2: away and walks And

Speaker 1: whatever the okay.

Speaker 2: Yes. Like,

Speaker 1: I mean, listen.

Speaker 2: I'm like, okay. So let's take it to the girls. Cause I've I've shot girls

Speaker 1: Girls volleyball, they are fucking gangsters. Yeah. They are fucking gangsters.

Speaker 2: Scream in each other's spaces. Yeah. They like, across the way

Speaker 1: I'm not saying what he said was right.

Speaker 2: Yeah.

Speaker 1: What I'm saying is you of the old guard, that is what they think. They think that, any celebration that's not my kind of celebration should be chastised and meet with a with a ball in the face. But in actuality, most of them are cowards. And if they decided to act out of out of place or say something drunk or say something stupid out of place and got punched in the face, they would be like, I don't understand what happened. Mhmm. Because you probably haven't been in a fight or hit with a ball in your life. And that to me is what it sounds like. Doesn't sound like, doesn't doesn't sound like the volleyball world or social media agrees. Yeah. You you sent it to me, but you're like the tenth person Mhmm. That I've seen share it. And

Speaker 2: That that specific one where the girl is talking about how his celebration is very feminine

Speaker 1: Yeah. No. Like everybody's talking about like, oh, like like first I saw first I saw the highlight clips of him celebrating and doing all that shit like two, Then three I saw the Think piece and then I saw I saw why the Think piece and then you sent me that, and then I was like, oh shit, this is and honestly, I I really forgot. I'm sorry. No. Good. But I don't watch volleyball.

Speaker 2: Well, literally, the next thing I sent you was a kid taking. Exactly. But no. So, Wasn't a one year old not being able to walk because they took away their toy that had a kid with a wheelchair.

Speaker 1: But, yeah, right. Exactly.

Speaker 2: So I can have dark humor too, guys.

Speaker 1: Listen, I mean, you know what I'm saying? Like, listen, Brie is not upwound as she sounds on this damn show.

Speaker 2: I'm just very passionate about women's Yeah. Like Women equality. And Yeah.

Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah.

Speaker 2: Gay rights. Yeah. All that. I mean, listen.

Speaker 1: It's not and, like, honestly, like I said, I saw it and I was like, okay, bro. I see you. But, like, at the same time, like, it doesn't affect me. No. I don't watch volleyball. Like Yeah. No. Even if I did, I don't care how he celebrates.

Speaker 3: Like, I've never even heard

Speaker 1: of Grand Canyon University. Yeah. Like, so my thing is like

Speaker 2: Good evening. He's green. Right. Yeah. News too then.

Speaker 1: So my thing is like, for the announcer to say that, come on, bro. Like, why

Speaker 2: It's like, that's a little

Speaker 1: What My thing is is like, why even bring why even bring that up? But again, it's the same thing that they were doing with baseball.

Speaker 5: I'm like, we know why

Speaker 1: he Same brought it thing.

Speaker 2: We know why he brought it up.

Speaker 1: We know. But it's the same reason they were bringing up the the sports stuff, you know, and the gun salutes and stuff like that. They're not allowed to do it in football. Yeah. You know why? Because 90% of the player, 99% of the players that did it were black. Yeah. And it's like, oh, that's gotta be violence. That's gotta no. Be It's just like, if if when Patrick Mahomes was doing this and then putting it back in his holster, it was fine.

Speaker 2: And it was

Speaker 1: But then it's

Speaker 2: Because of the Texas tech.

Speaker 1: But then when it's like, when when they're doing like a machine gun and this that, oh, oh, that's that's uncalled for.

Speaker 2: Which is crazy because the people that use the machine guns.

Speaker 1: Yeah, We're not getting into that. Or like, do Yeah. We're not getting into that because, yeah, it's been some crazy shit going on in the news lately, but I've been talking

Speaker 2: to the kids in Louisiana.

Speaker 1: Oh my god.

Speaker 2: Sorry. I have. My I've kinda brought it up a little bit, but not really. But

Speaker 1: Man, first off, yeah, I don't even I don't even know how to talk about that.

Speaker 2: Like Yeah.

Speaker 1: To to do that to your own children, because all eight of them are his. Mhmm. Like, I hope you burn in hell. Yeah. Like, with gasoline draws on. I hate if someone

Speaker 2: finds you in prison.

Speaker 1: Like, yeah. Which he's I

Speaker 2: told someone's.

Speaker 1: He was, he's dead. Oh. Yeah. No, no, no. They they are, they said he, they, the son, apparently he, I'm just going off of what I saw, read, I couldn't read very much of it, but I read that it was all his children and that he actually was killed by police. And I'm like, I don't know, like, it's just senseless and we'll never understand. We'll never And get the that's just unfair. Like, at at you deserve to burn in the hell that, you know, comes with whatever you had going on. But you had to be some type of psychopath to to do that to your own Yeah. Children, like

Speaker 2: Crazy.

Speaker 1: I I can't even fathom I can't even fathom beating my son up, which sometimes I want to, but I can't even fathom doing that, like, really beating him up. Yeah. And, like, to do that to your own children and just, like, you either knew you was going to the afterlife or something was not clicking and the police got there right in time. But, anyway, I'm sorry. That just took a turn. Damn, Brie. Sorry. We were just having fun with Grand Canyon University.

Speaker 2: Let's talk about let's go back to Grand Canyon University. Fuck. Where this kid is being flamboyant in himself.

Speaker 1: That's funny as hell. That motherfucker is flamboyant as shit though.

Speaker 2: That motherfucker. I love

Speaker 1: Like, he's

Speaker 2: like, I was like, bro. I was like,

Speaker 3: you don't even have no hair motherfucker. Are It's

Speaker 2: that his teammates also don't care.

Speaker 1: No. Yeah. They do.

Speaker 2: They're just like, yeah. Okay. Yeah. We got point.

Speaker 1: It's just and we're winning. We don't care if we're winning. Like, if we're calm the fuck down. Mhmm. We need to figure out how to win this shit. But if we're winning, I mean, shit. Sure. Celebrate your motherfucking shit, we don't care. Mhmm. Listen, don't just don't look at me in the shower or in the locker room like that.

Speaker 2: Yeah. Don't don't say that. Anyway, the whole think piece that I sent Ziggy It's was the

Speaker 1: truth though. That's how those athletes probably that are straight. Like, woah, woah.

Speaker 2: This lady who, I believe, has a degree in sports media, women's sports, something like that. She brought up the fact that the whole football thing, people celebrate, no one cares that they're celebrating like that. Like, sure, the referees care and stuff, but outside of that, no one cares. Right. So for the reason why people are caring so much and are upset is because he is showing a feminine way of celebrating as a man.

Speaker 1: I mean, listen

Speaker 2: There was more into it.

Speaker 1: I don't know if you watched it or not. Here's the thing. Here's the thing. I'm not gonna I'm not gonna compare black people to gays.

Speaker 2: Yeah.

Speaker 1: I'm not gonna do that. But it is a misunderstanding. Straight people don't understand gays Mhmm. Or trans or lesbian or all of the alphabetic letters. Right? We don't. We don't. It's not our society, that's not our world. And for the longest time, straight has ruled the airwaves, right?

Speaker 2: Mhmm.

Speaker 1: So do I think there is a do I think there's a learning curve coming or that is going on right now? Yes. Social media has sped up the learning curve and I think that listen, however you wanna live your life, as long as you ain't harming anybody. Good Listen. I don't care who you fucking who you think is attractive. That shit ain't got nothing to do with me. Mhmm. Okay? Just like who I'm fucking and who I find attractive ain't got nothing to do with you. My biggest thing is that. Right? Everybody else, like, mannerisms. I do have a question, though.

Speaker 2: Oh, I was gonna say, I'm like, I'm nosy. I will know.

Speaker 1: I do have that's crazy. I I do have a I do have a question, though. Mhmm. I wanna know I'm trying to say this without sounding crazy. Without sounding like like I'm

Speaker 2: Not an ally anymore.

Speaker 1: Yeah. There you go. But I do wonder why most gay men that are gay men, like, and flamboyant gay men take on traits of black women.

Speaker 2: That is a whole rooted STEM. I do there's there's been not been studies, but I I have like, I've gone deep dive on this. But you know

Speaker 3: what I'm saying?

Speaker 1: Like, But am I wrong with thinking

Speaker 2: it's because black women are I I don't know. I can't speak for gay men, personally.

Speaker 1: Right.

Speaker 2: As a straight white woman, I can't speak for gay men or black women. Alright. But I do think that a lot of pop icons that the gays, the the gays, the gay men idolize

Speaker 1: I like it. Yeah.

Speaker 2: Are strong black women. And strong black women are also the ones that have fought for

Speaker 1: Listen, the most underrated, over underappreciated race of women as black women.

Speaker 2: Yes, they are. They are fantastic and I love them.

Speaker 1: But I just don't understand, I just don't understand, like, where do they, they, that's my only problem. Mhmm. It's like, I know plenty of, I know I sound like a homophobe when I say it. I know plenty of gay people and I and they don't act like that.

Speaker 2: I've been friends with plenty of whack people.

Speaker 1: Exactly. Yeah. But they don't act like that. And it's always the flamboyant ones that do. And to me, I don't have a problem again, I don't have a problem with it. But I always just wondered that, like, why is that? You've kinda given me an answer and now I gotta figure out. I'm probably I'm probably going down a rabbit hole. Well, woah. Not going down a rabbit hole. Jesus. But I'm gonna definitely look up some TikTok videos that ask that same question.

Speaker 2: Oh, so like, one of the first LGBTQ rights activist was Marsha P Johnson. She was a black woman.

Speaker 1: But I'm just saying still, we, I mean Yeah.

Speaker 2: Lot of their

Speaker 1: lives gay dudes knew that?

Speaker 2: A lot. A lot. She is very much an icon. Laverne Cox also is one. Yo. What?

Speaker 1: Cox, that was why.

Speaker 2: You don't know who Laverne Cox is?

Speaker 1: I have no idea who

Speaker 2: that is. Orange is the New Black?

Speaker 1: Oh, okay.

Speaker 2: Did you ever watch that show?

Speaker 1: No.

Speaker 2: Okay, RuPaul.

Speaker 1: Okay.

Speaker 2: Okay. Yeah.

Speaker 1: Drag, yeah.

Speaker 2: Yes. So like a lot of the more iconic, like, and the hair flips and stuff come from either trans activists or drag queens.

Speaker 1: But my point is though, is like, Billie

Speaker 2: I'm from no like, okay. What does this have to do with her?

Speaker 1: Billy from Iowa. Billy from Iowa who happens to be Jay. Mhmm. He's imitating what he sees. Yeah. That's not him.

Speaker 2: No. It's also it also has a lot to do with media.

Speaker 1: Right. That's Yeah. But that's my point is that, like, a lot it stems from being overpowered by media and what you think we, all black women are like, which not all black black people in general are not monolithic. I really wish y'all would get that through your heads for most of y'all. But anyway, I'm not, we're not doing a sermon. But there I just had that because I have never met a flamboyant white gay male Mhmm. That doesn't act like that. And I'm like, where are I you

Speaker 2: have, but I also lived in Florida.

Speaker 1: But flamboyant.

Speaker 2: Yeah.

Speaker 1: So flamboyant to me, most of the flamboyant ones I've seen, they're dragging it, okay, honey. And it's like, wait, but you're from fucking, you know

Speaker 2: But I think that stems from like the resurgence of RuPaul's Drag Race, because they all act like

Speaker 1: For sure. For sure. For sure. Sure. Okay. I okay. I'll you that's what I'm saying. I'll give you that. I'll give you that. Alright. As I said, you you you gave a little bit of we learn. Mhmm. We listen. We learn.

Speaker 2: We listen and we learn.

Speaker 1: Yeah. We listen and we learn.

Speaker 2: I also think media in general, because when I was growing up, and I hate it to this day, because it's like, why the fuck were we doing that? Not we as in me, but white straight boys. Whenever they would pretend to dress up as girls to like, do videos and stuff like that. Like, you remember the Vines and stuff like that. Yeah. They'd have the button down flannel shirt tied up right here with like giant boobs and a miniskirt and stuff, and then like the duck lip trend. It's like, okay, what the fuck are y'all doing? Looking back on that, like, thought it was cringe

Speaker 1: Very cringe. Well,

Speaker 2: looking back on that now The

Speaker 1: Bond era was crazy.

Speaker 2: I'm like, what was wrong

Speaker 1: with Yeah. No. The Bond era Bond era was crazy for everybody. Yeah. Not just white people. It was crazy for black people too because I was like, woah, bruh. But listen, I digress. We not here to tell anybody how to live their life. Do what you wanna do. I just had questions, okay? I just wanna know I

Speaker 2: think black culture is very influential on culture nowadays.

Speaker 1: Don't think, no.

Speaker 2: No, is.

Speaker 1: It Yes. That's what I'm saying. Because we, because

Speaker 2: It always has been.

Speaker 1: You know what's crazy is I remember my dad told me this and that, and my dad is, God bless him, like he's the biggest homophobe ever. Oh, no. He is. He's the biggest homophobe ever. But anyway, my dad, we were having a conversation about culture. Mhmm. And he was looking at back when twenties was like a big thing. When people were getting 20 inches rims and he told me, I don't know how he knew, but he was like, watch what's gonna happen is everybody's gonna have twenties. That's gonna be standard on every single car, truck, SUV, whatever with with a bigger vehicle. Right? Not the small ones, but the bigger, nicer vehicles. Everybody gonna have 20 inch rims. And the reason is because one, it looks good. One, it fits. And two, the Three. Or three, excuse me, three, the culture. And I was like, man, you tripping ain't no white designers gonna do that. You know, we, cause we love cars. So we, we would have this discussion and I'd be like, there ain't no fucking way. Cause I was supposed to design cars and I like, I don't know what happened. I didn't want, I don't like school. But yeah, long story short. But we used to have these discussions about like Impalas and Suburbans and I'm like, man, that shit just, you know, and he's like, nah, trust me. That's gonna be the wave for the future. And literally, I sell cars now. Literally, every SUV, truck, four door sedan that is is Impala size or bigger or around that size, all 20 inch rims.

Speaker 2: Fast and Furious, man.

Speaker 1: Oh, I

Speaker 2: don't think it was

Speaker 1: Fast and Furious.

Speaker 2: Well, I think it was, like, the resurgence of

Speaker 1: Yeah. Like

Speaker 2: Like, y'all were already doing it, but then Fast and Paul Walker came in.

Speaker 1: Who the fuck is y'all? No. I was fucking with you. No. No. No. No. No. But, like, no. For real. And and I think, yes. But I also think because the culture was putting an imprint or impression on people about that and like Yeah. Listen, man. You listen. My dad was right. I hate to give him fucking credit. Everything but doing today

Speaker 2: was right. I have other things to say, but they will make this thing way too long. So

Speaker 1: And this, people, is beer thirty, sports o'clock. We don't want Brie to get on her racist tendons. Woah. Woah. Woah. Woah.

Speaker 2: We're not ending it like that. I was literally gonna talk to you about voodoo. What? I was gonna talk to you I I

Speaker 1: That might be worse.

Speaker 2: I watched a whole video about like voodoo and like the history of voodoo. And it's actually science. There's no it's not like creepy. I want you to take that back.

Speaker 1: This is beard thirties, 04:00, and I don't I don't wanna talk about voodoo. I'm good. I don't know. I don't want the voodoo voodoo. No, sir.

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