All I got is Beers and Tears | Beer 30 Sports O’clock

This is beer, 30 sports, o'clock, and this beer, or this episode's beer is
turning points in P, my power, my pleasure, my pain. And those of you that know it's
been a painful weekend, it's been a painful weekend. I just, I don't even know to
start. This is so painful. I feel like I like I lost a puppy or something. Just
this is so sad. I just, I don't know what to do with myself.
Well, I'll go ahead and tell you that your beer that you're drinking is an 8.2%
I don't have help. Imperial double New England IPA. It is crisp citrus. It's good.
It says, it will be a growing addiction. You can't deny and you need a new
addiction anyway. So unnecessary unnecessary. So for those of you who watch the show
and are looking for a laptop or looking for news you can boost to and all that
good stuff. You're not going to get it today, okay? All right. I did not even want to show up.
Okay. I wanted to be playing in traffic until it's been a 48 hour days. I have been in a 48 hour day.
My days have blended. What?
Breeze Glad you showed up. Oh, thank you, Bri. I appreciate that. You're not.
You know, you know, I'm getting. Again, my power, my pleasure, my pain. It is good
beer though. Let's see and talk to you. Yeah. This week has been, I mean, I did
something cool Saturday before the end of my season. I went for eight and a half mile
run and in between those miles, I did three different, I went to three different gyms
and worked out in the middle of downtown Austin. It was absolutely crazy. I like the experiences
cool though. I will say that I ran through Hobo town or through, I don't know what the hell
they call that place. It was literally a bunch of fucking like homeless people on one
side of the highway and it was I ran past it and I was like, huh, I feel like I could get
robbed here if I had anything with me. But I didn't have anything with me, but my phone
and some water. Wow. So, they were cool though. A couple of them like, yeah, go, keep
going. They believe in you. Yeah. Strangely. But yeah, I did that. It's called Urban
Iron. Shout out to Urban Iron. They, yeah, it was just bad. Then Saturday night, we lost
to the bears again. And not even in like a way where, you know, I fucked this. I don't
want to talk about it. Let's just talk here. Anyway. No, I kind of want to hear it. Because
the parents are our browns fans. Oh, that's missing. Not browns bears, bears fans. Oh,
they're bears fans. Well, Papa Brea, Mama Brea, you know what y'all can do. Get fucked.
I hate the bears. Die hard. Hate the bears. They are the worst scum of the earth team
of all time. I did not know that. They're Florida State Seminoles and Bears fans. Well,
like, I was, so you know, how important was born in Indiana, like my family. Yeah, like
I was really close to Chicago, though. Oh, that's right. You did think you were from
Gary. That's right. Hey, listen. Anyway. So there is really close to Chicago. God, I
didn't know that. Ah, I don't want to drink with your dad. Then fuck him. It's more of
my fuck. But it was really funny because I was watching the beginning of the game. And
I was like, I don't want to watch those packers are going to beat him. I'm going up.
So we literally 20, 21 to three. And we basically piss down our leg, piss down our leg, the
entire second half. Caleb Williams is the biggest joke through three quarters, three quarters.
And what do we do? Fourth quarter. We let him do some Superman Michael Jordan S throw on
fourth and eight. And I mean, the throw was amazing. I got to give him some type of credit.
But oh, my God, Valentine, why every time the camera pan to you, you're on the fucking
floor on your belly or on your back. As if somebody, the wind knocked you over that whole
second there needs to go except for like two players. McKinney and Hobbs are the only
two players that honestly should stay. And only because Hobbs has a big ass contract.
Nixon gone. Valentine gone. The other safety, uh, 33 or 23 gone. All of them gone. Get
him out. Anyway, those upstairs. And I just heard my parents screaming. I looked at, I
looked up the score because I was like, wow, they must be really upset. And then I looked
at the score and saw it. I went, ooh, Ziggy must be very upset.
I thought I was like, just hold on to the, just hold on. Just hold on. Keep holding on.
Just holding on. All we had to do was just, you know, play better offense and better
do it. Play actually not even better offense because how do you have Jordan love literally
had the best pass rating of the weekend? He was better than Josh Allen, who was Superman,
who my bills, my bills, my bills, Superman this weekend lost to, I mean, one, but he, his
QBR lost to Jordan love. Jordan love had three touchdowns, no interceptions, and a 300 yard
game in the playoffs in soldier field. And he lost. I just, oh my God, bro, it's disgusting.
So for that, we're going to get a depressed sad Ziggy show. Okay. We're going to drink.
And we're going to try to forget all this. Okay. My phone is not, I literally am still getting
text messages of Bears fans, celebrations, of tick talks about Caleb Williams, the cheese
greater that he did with his tongue out. I don't, I don't, it was, it was really funny.
It was really gay, gay. Hey, that's not an insult. It is for football players. Anyway,
um, and his nails are ugly. I heard stuff. I just would like to say that if you're going to paint
your nails, paint them at least some cool colors or some fire shit, he painted them like light pink.
Come on, man. What's his name? Caleb Williams. Look, you don't even know his damn name.
Well, I thought you said Caleb Williams. I need them out next round. I just, the Bears cannot go
to the Super Bowl. That would utterly destroy me. I would not watch football. The remaining,
I'd take that back because I might watch Miami. Miami's back, baby. Miami, Miami's going to be great.
Those tickets are expensive as hell. Otherwise, I'd go, are you looking for his nails?
No, I was reading making sure that his children aren't the one that paints his nails. So then,
he doesn't have kids. Yeah, it's his mom. His mom was a nail technician.
His mom does not paint his nails. He's been painting his nails. No, it's the bears.
His mom was a nail technician and had been doing his nails as a way to be different and express
himself because his mom would do nails for a living. So sounds sus to me. He also used his nails
to support the suicide prevention and for sure. Like, that's what I'm saying. Those things are
cool when he does those things. His nails were pink. What? He put fuck you down and then once
you see. That's funny, actually. So he uses it to bring mental health awareness and you just
shit on it. I shit on the bears at any given time. Okay. All right. I hate the bears. I cannot
believe pop a brief. We were just going to get along so well. My heart will go on.
My heart stopped like six times on Saturday night. The fourth and eight. I thought I was going to,
I thought I passed out. I think I passed out. I think I passed out. I was like so mad. I couldn't
breathe. I couldn't talk. And then they scored. And I saw Kishan Nixon jump out of the way.
Out of the way of a tackle. Man, I lost it. I could not. Yeah. I threw. Okay. There's
fuck the equals. Fuck the Niners too. Listen, everybody can get it today. I don't care. I'm sad.
I'm upset. I want the entire world to blow up football wise. Maybe the bills. If the bills go
to Super Bowl, I feel good. If the bills go to Super Bowl, I feel all right. Yeah, because they
deserve it. They're literally writing one white man to the Super Bowl. And James, I take that back
and cook. Let me not do that. Cook has actually been balling. But other than them to everybody else
has been absolutely abysmal. You go back in time and look at your your ranking on who do you think
was going to win the Super Bowl? I had the bills gone. I had the bills gone. I didn't, I was worried
about that Jazz game, which I was right to be worried because they almost lost that game. They almost
lost that game. But now I think that it's pretty much, I'm not going to say smooth sailing, but I
think it's pretty easy for them to be able to go through the rest of the way. Yeah, but we had
the vehicles winning. I also said the Seahawks might win. Yeah. Yeah, Seahawks, I think will
which if the Niners get past the Seahawks because that's very possible, very possible. Niners have
the opportunity to play the Super Bowl in their own stadium at their stadium where we should
reconvene and reconsider Metallica perhaps. Yeah, let's circle back in FL, make them the opener at
least because Niners in San Fran for the Super Bowl would be insane. Bills and Niners would be
insane because both my like two of my like best friends grown up with ones of bills fan and ones
of Niners fan and they fight like they literally are our texts are hilarious. They literally fight like
you know what's the old grumpy old men the ones that are like neighbors no that's crazy
but like grumpy old men they literally and but you would never you would never know that they're
the best of friends if you looked at our group chat they like literally are shut the fuck you shut the
fuck off. Oh listen, that's how men talk to each other. Okay, so pop up really probably doesn't
take any offense to what I said he understands because he probably said fuck the Packers and fuck
me for liking the Packers, right? You know, it happens. Anyway, we're just going to talk about beer
for the rest of the show because I'm just I'm distraught. I don't even want to I like I'm so sad
that it ended that way that is the worst loss in the playoff history. Did you know that?
Nope, that is the worst loss in playoff history period. No team in the NFL has ever been up 21,
three at half and lost the game in the playoffs. I just I don't know I'm just yeah but just a
Herbert sucks. I just thought I'd let that be love that I'd let that be known for all the
charges fans out there. Jonas shout out to you. All right, so I got a bunch of beers up here.
I'm not a bunch but I got quite a bit of beer up here and we're going to go down the line. I'm
going to give you the reasons why I picked them the names and everything like that. Now I can't
see all those ones. That's what she said. That was perfect.
Nope. Sorry. So yeah, so I went on a beer spree. By the way, this turning point is actually
really good. I haven't really drank it all that I should but I've just been pretty just wanted
to see me be miserable and start talking about the game and I told her I was trying not to talk
about the game but here we are. Listen, let's start with the purple cam. It's an actual really good
IPA. It's really strong. Like it's one of those you you can tell it's a double. Not you can tell.
I'm going to hurt you later. Yeah, hurt me so good. Let's start with the purple one.
This one is Rogue Blackberry Honey Cals. So the reason why I picked this one first was because
it's no longer in production. You know what's crazy is that all of these except for this one,
I think, were meant for my agony. I didn't even know this was going to be for my agony. I just
thought it was going to be good because it's Blackberry Honey and I was like, oh, that's a lot of
nice and tasty. Now that I know that they're not in production anymore, I feel your pain, Rogue.
I feel your pain. It is a colch. It is 6.2%. It is local wildflower honey and organ's finest Blackberries
because it's made in organ. That'll floral and fruity notes. I like organ. We have a good time
whenever we go to organ. The ducks. They lost. I actually had the one. I actually had them go
on to the to the to the final but because I wanted the battle of the ducks. Yeah, but it's Indiana
hellio. I feel like they're probably going to get their booty handed to them though.
Canes. Oh, this is this is good. Why did they discontinue this?
The whole brewery shut down. Oh, my God. Rogue. Come back. I know. I love that one.
This is really good. Oh, my God. Yeah, I wanted to give you something.
Like hurt you a little bit but then like give you something. I can appreciate that.
Anytime. That's really good. That's probably like him. I'm going to actually have you pour
that into a cup because I want some word. You're not kidding.
That's it. There you go. Now it's it. Yeah. All right. So I think the next stop
should be did you put them in order or something? No, don't do the clown shoes because that's a dark
porter. And we don't want to go from yeah, do that one. Okay. You know, we can go from Fort
Brewery 1849. The last time NFL team gave up in the second half of the playoffs.
21 fucking of theory. I can't believe it, bro. I just
I'm not finding it. Anyway, Fort Brewery continues to make me buy them, not make me buy them,
but because of the stickers, like their sticker game is pretty fire low key. And I'm running out
of room on my laptop. So which, by the way, I don't. Yeah. Fort Brewery 1849 5.2. It is a red
Irish ale. Easy drinking, subtle, complex malt, caramel, toffee, toast, and biscuits.
So it's a little darker, but it's not crazy dark. It smells funny. It smells like it's too
many hops in there. Which there shouldn't there shouldn't be that many hops. It's a red.
No, but it like it smells like an IPA. Is that what you're saying? No, it smells kind of like dirt.
Maybe toast. No. I don't know what to tell you. Maltz. There you go. Maybe maltz. That's good.
Yeah, that is pretty good. Yeah, all right.
Hmm. Shout out to Fort Brewery. Let's put them in order from how you like them.
Aw, well then. That's easy. Blackberry was fire. I think the next one's turning point is
that it's turning point. Yeah, that's another turning point. Another turning point.
That's what it's called because that's that's how our season ended. We thought we were going
to live in a crash. It was a skirt, skirt, crash, and burn. Thank you, Bray.
You're welcome. I appreciate the extra sound effects. Jesus Christ. This is what I do. This is why I'm
miserable. Like literally the entire like everyone, not a single person in my family,
friends or anything asked, are you okay? Hey, the door man here asked if you were okay.
The door man did it. He was like, bro, you all right? I'm like, no, no, I'm not. I am not okay.
I have two. Do you not see these two cases of beers that I'm walking in with? I don't even have
a book bag this week. I don't have nothing. I just came with beer and tears. I swear to God.
It was funny when I walked in. He looked, I mean, he was like, is he going to show up today?
I was like, I sure hope so. Yeah, that was man. I thought about it for real.
Yeah, so this one is a triple dry hot, hazy, triple IPH, Jesus. 10.5%. It is a nectarine,
sabreau, and citrus hops. So it's full body, a little sweet, but dank as hell.
Okay. So enjoy that. Oh, yeah. That's a hazy for that's strong. Now that smells happy.
It's surprisingly crushable. That's crazy. For 10.5. Yeah, I was going to say maybe I'm
chirping, but it's very um, we'll try it with your other turning point. Not like drink it together,
but like, yeah. This feels lighter. This feels heavy. This feels lighter. This is actually really
good too. Maybe it's maybe hops in it. The different because they're very different hops.
Yeah, I was going to say because the typically the new England's are heavier, right? Are there
it like? Yeah. Well, that one's a triple new England and you're a triple new England? Yeah,
the one you're drinking is a triple. Damn. But it's weird because that one, the like beer of the
night is 8.2. And that tripping, our turning point is 10.5. Yeah, our 10.5. But the hops in the beer
of the night is Citra, Idaho 7 and Vex. So they're very different. Right. The Citra is always
this strong, pugnant like taste. And like the other one, it doesn't, it definitely doesn't have
that in there. Yeah. Do the highlighter. Do the what? The Avery, the one right in front of you.
There you go. You just look really sad. I am sad, Bri. I'm contemplating what is life.
What is life? I'm not a hermit. No more.
Do you want to take a little break? No. I'm drinking. You want to keep going? Yeah, drink
myself until oblivion. Okay. Um, this one is the high liner, a hazy IPA from Avery Brewing Company.
I was it out of Boulder, Colorado. Nice. That's right. I'm. I got this because we were up in the
mountains floating that half time. We were high liners. And then we tripped and fell. Anyway,
all the way down, all the way down.
Something's going to end up calling the suicide hotline tree. It might be me.
I don't know. Oh, by the way, I'm still wrapping my team though. Like let's not get it twisted.
I got my own brand on. I know he's stripping. I got my own brand on right now, but I'm still
wrapping Green Bay all day. You look stupid. Yeah. Oh, shit. You can't even see the green.
There you go. Can you see it now? No, it's okay. Give up. Give up. No. Never. Never give up. That's
all we lost. We gave up in half. Oh, my God.
Anyway, let's get back to the beer. That smells good.
All right. We're on to something here, Avery.
Not the slaughter. Yeah, that sounded crazy.
Honestly, this feels like a lighter version of the tournament point, like the hazy kind of,
you know what I mean? But I like that this is, they were not lying on the canister's tropical smooth
juicy. They weren't lying. It's very smooth. It feels juicy. Probably why I made that noise.
Yeah, it was actually, this is actually really good. I'm not better than the blackberry, but you know,
we're here. Oh, we got a short one in there, finally. Maybe. You said what?
I was going to say maybe like turn them to be in front of us. No, I want to see them myself.
Too much action going on here. All right. So blackberry. They will do the high line here.
They will do the skirt. And then we'll do for now. We'll do 1849. 1849. The only thing I didn't
like like a bias is very in your face. In your face. Just like how the bears. Okay, you know what?
If I didn't know any better, I would say you're a fucking bears fan too over here. You're under
cover bears fan this whole time. No, I just find your pain funny. Oh, I looked up because I was
wondering. I was like, what happened in 1849 that like they named their beer after it?
The massive influx of 49 are
another team I hate. Yeah, another fucking team I hate. Yeah, see, I listen, I love torture myself. What can
I say? I mean, might as well. Jesus Christ. Sorry, that made me laugh. So bad.
Right. And the next one here is from Panther Island Brewing Brewing Brewing Brewing Fort Worth.
Couldn't we get that out? It's called allergies. A chill American wheat ale. And I got this because
apparently we're allergic to the second half of football in the playoffs because
we just didn't show up. We were too busy blowing our nose, blowing it. Anyway, it's 5.7 percent.
It's award winning unfiltered. It is brewed with local honey from Rogers, Texas.
Camamail flowers and rose. It says rose hips. I feel like it might be rose hops, but never know.
Damn, that's good too. And that's really good. The honey hits late. Yeah, the honey hits late. So
it's like really it's light, but it's like sweet and light. That's actually crazy. That's
really good. Sorry, I might have to put this second. Wow. All right, now it's at the torture.
Pecan pie or... Do the pecan pie. The other one's a milk stout. Pecan. Pecan. Pecan.
And I got clown shoes because I was a clown for believing that the bears would be going to
cancun instead of the packers. And I got a porter because I wanted to torture myself. I deserve
this pain. It is 8 percent. It is smooth, sweet, coffee. And we all know. Yeah, that's what he feels
for coffee, baby. I will say that all the cans have popped right without a mess, without like
any of that. Uh-oh. No, I'm not laughing at you. It's something that I have to tell you off screen.
Oh, no. Okay. All right. I can't smell anything on this one. It's scary to me. I can't.
I don't smell anything. Fuck the allergies.
Oh, my God. Is Ziggy's palate changing? Surprisingly, I didn't taste any coffee.
And it tastes like, well, first of all, it has vanilla in there. Okay. So that it tastes a vanilla
a little bit of... Little pecan. Yeah. Pecan, thank you because I was about to say nutty and that
just... I don't know how it would feel about that. So... Oh, Jesus. Excuse me. Yeah, I don't know. This is...
Take it back. The second one I could taste a little bit of the coffee, but the vanilla like helps.
Any of the stouts or porters that have like the coffees and stuff like that in there, as long as
they have vanilla, I think it like almost drowns it out, like not drowns it out, but like brings it
down. I see why people dress their coffees up in so much like cream and sugar and all,
stuff like that because... That honestly sounds like a really good cold brew.
Like a pecan pie, cold brew. Yes. I don't know what a cold brew is though. So a cold brew.
Come on. It's like concentrated coffee. So for most people, they mix it with water,
like the concentrate of cold brew. You mix it with water, so then it's like diluted a little bit,
because if you don't, then it's like you will go a little like bonkers crazy. But I like cold brew.
I wish somebody could see the face she just made, because that's crazy. That's crazy.
But I like cold brew today. I usually get cold brew like Dutch bros and stuff. That is my
that is my advice. I did go today and I got... Is Dutch bros better than Starbucks? Oh yeah.
Oh. Starbucks? Relax. Yeah, relax. Relax.
Yeah. At first of, I rock with Starbucks because I can eat their breakfast food there,
impossible breakfast sandwich, cinnamon pull away, or the coffee cake, the warmed up crumb coffee cake,
or the egg past coffee. I'll see. I don't drink coffee, so I actually, but I do rock with
a honey citrus mint tea, aka the medicine ball. I do like the medicine ball. Yeah. I drink that
shit on a regular basis, especially when I start to get a little... Well, I think I like Dutch bros
because they have like red bull mixes. They do. They have red bull mixes. And they also now juice
dirty soda. Have you heard of dirty soda before? No. Okay, so dirty soda is like a Mormon thing.
It originated in like Utah and stuff, and so you know how Mormons can't drink alcohol.
Okay. Yes. Okay. So they have like, instead of at their weddings and some other things,
instead of having like an open bar, they have a dirty soda bar. So it's soda, and you put like
flavoring in it, so like cherry or coconut or mango or pineapple and all that, mix it in,
but then also some people do half and half. Some people do coconut milk, and like you put it
in the soda, and like mix it together. So it's like their version of alcohol.
There's your little buzz, I guess. Little sugar rush. Yeah. I don't know if it... I don't hear
nothing that would give me that would give me like a vice kind of addiction kind of... I don't know
if it originated from this one specific place called Swig. Dallas is getting one actually. Swig?
It's called Swig. It is a dirty soda bar like spot. Kind of like a kind of like a coffee place,
so you know when you go through the Starbucks drive-through. Yeah, it does. Swig has the same thing.
You go through a drive-through to get dirty soda. That's cool.
Honestly, I didn't. I haven't tried it yet. Swig is what it's called, huh? Yeah, but one of the
girls at the bar I work at asked me. She was like, do you know how to make a dirty soda? And I was like,
sadly, yes. That's crazy though. Well, I guess I mean you can make everything homemade.
Because that sounds like you're doing a lot just to go around the fact that you want to get drunk.
Yeah. She asked for a cherry doctor pepper with a half and half mixed in.
Yeah, I don't know. She really liked it though. Sound that appealing to me. That just sounds
all right, man. Anyway, so last but not least, 903 brewers,
this Sasquatch Imperial chocolate milk stout. It is 10 point, this is odd. It's 10.07 percent.
I don't know why they're going to bring it up to one, but that's all right. I mean,
and I got this honestly because it was Sasquatch and that was actually the name,
that was actually the name of the one of the gyms that I went to in Austin. It's called Sasquatch
Fitness and it was one of the girls there while I was doing my overhead lunges with a 45 plate
basically holding it up, trying to hold it up. That's good for someone that's in pain.
Let's just say this, let's just say I need to invest in like one of those like portable
sonas or cold tanks because it like soon as I got home, I took a hot shower and then I took a
cold shower. It was amazing, but I need a tub. I don't have a tub. I have a stand-up shower only.
Yeah, yeah. So that's why I said I need like a cold tub. One of those ones that are like kind of like
I can have it on the patio or something and just jump in or like a sun or both like a little
portable sauna and a little portable hot tub thing. That'd be dope.
Living dreams. I mean, you know, these things are available a lot. I see them all the time
on my Instagrams and Facebooks now so you know algorithms be listening. All right, so anyway.
It is rich creamy and creamy thanks to the addition of milk sugar. So if you're lactose intolerant,
don't do this. It has chocolate malt, heavy dose of cocoa nibs for a chocolate finish.
So cocoa coffee for sure in the smell.
No. God.
No. All right, so my God, man. That is strong coffee, cocoa,
no vanilla and I don't it's like maybe like the milk is kind of maybe because I've been drinking
like all these other flavors and they don't do well with milk together because like that was sour
at the end and that was like yeah, no, that's going to be at the bottom tonight. Listen,
I mean, out of all the beers, I will say honestly that Rogue was number one. Allergy is actually
really good too though. So we're going to finish those these three tonight for sure. Maybe
Highline as well. Yeah, those of you that don't understand what that means, I'm going to drink all
of these. Pecan Porter wasn't that bad though. Like I was really expecting that to be a lot more
nasty, like not nasty, but like coffee tasting. You know what I mean? Like it wasn't that. The vanilla
thank you. And yes, it is pecan, so stop making that face.
Is there anything that you want to talk about Breed today? Because I'm pretty much done. I'm sad
and I'm just going to drink this beer until I pass out on this couch. Well, I mean,
do you think the whole dirt, new it ski thing is real? Yeah, they hired him as an assistant coach.
Yeah. How do you think it's going to go?
Those that do do those that can't coach, I don't think Dirk is in a spot where he can coach yet
because he could still like I saw actually I saw Dirk at the airport once or not once. I saw
him at the airport on my way to Vancouver. And he I don't know where he was going, but he passed
by me first off. His girls are tall as hell. I thought they were grown women and I was like
she looks really young in the face and I was like those are his daughters. I was like what the
fuck they're taller than me. Well, not hard to shut up. Not hard to do. But it was super cool.
They they had him go through security pretty quick. But like, yeah, I mean, obviously you don't
want pandemonium while he's standing in security line of shit. But like, excuse me, I don't know
where he was going, but it was the international, whatever gate might be going home.
Maybe, um, which is dope, but you know, his wife is black. So I just I was like, man, you know,
I'm saying Dirk is kind of a I don't know. I don't think Dirk. I don't know. I don't know how I feel
about it yet. I saw it. I was like, that's a good that's kind of a good hire. But at the same time,
like, it's more so they've said it was more so for Cooper. Which I don't know if that's
really true either. I do think kind of what you were talking about when this whole debacle first
happened is Dirk, Luca, the whole web of ways to get him back and all that stuff like that.
Although I don't think it's going to happen. I do think LA is going to do whatever they can to
keep him. Yeah. But I don't I don't foresee Dirk doing anything of notice in the first year,
maybe two that he's here. He might help Cooper. He might not, but Cooper's going to be
rookie of the year regardless. Like he's ballin. Like he's ballin. And this team is injured,
like a motherfucker. Like Karri is out still AD's been out in and out. What's the other guy?
PJ's been in and out. The Maxi been in and like it's they've got the injury bug. They're
actually playing my nets tonight. They are. Yeah, they're playing the micro there right now.
Oh, they're at this. That's what's up. Yeah. So it's I feel like this is going to be another
lottery pick season for them. I don't think they're going to get the number one pick like they did
because they sold their souls for that. But I do feel like they're going to end up being in the top 10.
So you know, whatever. I like the higher. I just don't think it's going to do very much.
It's very good for like the field. Yeah, like the field. It's it's going to get your Dallas
Mavericks fans like, oh, excited to see Dirk on the sideline or something like that. I mean,
it could be a step towards like what we were talking about a long time ago where we were like,
oh, he could be GM one day. So it might be like a step towards doing that by trying to learn and
yeah, but I might think is I don't think because I think if you're going in that direction as far as
like GM and things like that or player, president, stuff like that, you get a job in the front office.
You don't get a job as a coach. Yeah. You know what I mean? Like like you start to transcend into
the executive side. I don't know about that. That would be fine. Who are you trying to find?
Who are you trying to find? Hey, let me look up the director. Oh, I know that guy's on
third floor. He's funny. So yeah, no, that would be great guy. I can't be Christmas. Yeah.
Got me in my family. Christmas. God's no, I don't know. I don't think that was a horrible
dirt. Whatever. But I don't know if it would necessarily change. It's not I don't think it's going
to change anything for their season to I don't think it's going to change anything as far as
player development. Now if he has an ongoing role like he's a little more involved then what
it sounds like he is, then maybe I mean, that might be a good look, but I don't know. I'd
reserve right now. It's too early to tell. I feel like that's because it was just a PR thing trying
to get the fans back because the seats are cheap right now. Seats are empty and it's not looking
good for the mask. That's right. Yeah. That was I wasn't doing so well. Oh, my God.
Fucking lose one more time in a stupid ass overtime. I swear to God. I'm going to fucking the fact
that they were ahead in the last game. And then just let it go in like the last seven minutes.
And then lost an overtime. The story of my sports life right now. Mm-hmm. Yeah. It's you.
What if it is me? That's crazy. Wait, is that our hoodie? Yeah. It's weird 30-someones.
Where's mine? It's actually not, it's not our hoodie. This was an actual, someone got this for
me, this for me. Oh, cute. She's also the person that told me I love the dishwasher wrong,
so I can't really. Well, you never sent me a picture of your dishwasher for me to tell you if it's true or not.
Oh, I've been waiting. I've been waiting for this moment.
Oh, she's one of the women who told me that, that said it, I'm sorry. Let me clarify that
because there was two of them. Tell me what you do on the top shelf. What do you put up there?
Just let me know. What do you put on the top shelf? Ah, what do I put on the top shelf? I do
cups, obviously. Mm-hmm. I do bowls, obviously. Big bowls, little bowls. Little bowls. Like the
serial, little serial bowls or yogurt bowls is what I used them for. So, or oatmeal and she'll
like that. So, like, they're like probably about that big, but I stack them where like, you know,
the little spinner thing can get up, the little spinner where the border is. Yeah, I know what you're
talking about. Yeah, so I load them, so I load the bowls kind of like there, then there, then there,
then there, then there, so that they're there on top of each other. But first off, wait, wait,
for you make that face. I don't just load the dishwasher. I don't. I wash the dishes and then I
put them in the dishwasher. Yeah, I'm weird, bro. I don't trust the dishwasher. First and foremost,
do you ever bleach your dishwasher? Well, the dishwasher is my parent, so I don't know if they do that
or not. So, when I first move into a place, I pour bleach into the dispenser thing, run the
dishwasher empty. All germs pretty much out of there, right? Then obviously, you know, you let
it sit for a little while before you start loading shit in. And then I'll actually, I'll run it again
without anything in there just to kill off all that. Yeah, sure. Yeah, so I don't eat bleach.
And then when I, when I dirty dishes, I wash them, put them in there and then I, the little gels
or whatever the case may be, wash them again through the dishwasher.
I'll imagine it for your bowls. Is it just a tower of bowls on your top shelf? No, it's not a
that's the way you're trying to. It's not a tower. It's like the opening, I lean them on each other,
so there's opening so that the water can get in there. And it, you know, the soap, whatever,
however, it does it. I don't even know how to dishwasher. What about your bottom? What about the bottom
drawer? What about your bottom? It's crazy. So plates, big plates, frying pans, cutting boards,
obviously the silverware has its own little thing. And then big pots, if I have any,
makes them all up or do you do plates on one side and then everything else on the other side?
Yeah. So here's the thing. Oh no. He said plate, bowl, plate,
I am a little lazy when it comes to dishes. I hate washing dishes. I think that's like the most
because I do so. I eat so much now, especially now. I eat four or five times a day. And literally,
I wash them, I put them in the dishwasher, and then I just, like, I just be so frustrated. So I
mean, not frustrated. I just be so like ready to just hurry and wash them, get it out of the way.
So anyway, depending on how many dishes I have, that's the real question. Now, if it's a full
dishwasher, everything gets on its own side. If it's not, if it's just like hurry up and get like
the little bit of dishes you have in the sink out of there, getting where you fit in.
You wash your dishes, you do your dishes, run your dishwasher when it's not full.
Yeah, because I have like a waste of water, man. I have a
valid because we do it's full. Wait one day. No, because sometimes I wash them.
No, but some like weekends, weekends and stuff like that. We don't eat out a lot on the weekends.
Like I don't, I have my cheat days. So wait, you already washed them.
Yeah, but no, then they sit there with the dried up, like it'll be dried in water spots and
soaps. No, no, no. I'd rather waste the water a little bit. Yeah, I'd rather. That's just
somebody else told me the second person who told me I love the dishwasher on told me I had LCD
because I washed them and put them in the dishwasher and washed them. It's not though because it's like
you trust the dishwasher by itself? Yeah, that's the point of the dishwasher. Holy
shit. See, this is how I know you didn't grow up around black people because ain't no way.
You're going to put them nasty ass dishes out of the dishwasher without washing them first. No,
I want, listen, I grew up out. Well, I don't like, I don't like eat and throw away
like whatever's left in the bowl and then put it in there. I like rinse it out, rinse it out.
My, my, listen, we grew up with the dishwasher, majority of my life, the dishwasher didn't work.
We used it as a drying rack. Okay, that makes sense. Second, second. My mother used to make
that's probably why I don't like washing dishes. You wash the dishes. Yes, but it was I,
but out of habit, like, I don't trust the dishwasher because we literally, like, that was our,
like, so that was kind of our punishment. Like, she knew we hated washing dishes, so she,
holy shit. Ziggy's gone through therapy now. He's found out why he's there. He is. It's all
coming together. Sadly. Any other sports news you want to talk about? Who do you think is going
to win the college football championship? Miami. The U is back, baby. The U is back. Michael
Irving is going to take his belt off and beat Fernando Hernandez, actually, instead of just a jersey.
They said it's the most Cuban football game that we've ever had on a national. It's like
the biggest Cuban football game. Indiana. But Hernandez is from his family's Cuban. And the coach
of Miami is from Miami and Cuban. And like, it's, yeah. But if you ask the typical college football
fan, they don't know that. Yeah. They don't know that. I only reason I know that is because of
the damn libertarian them. And all the Miami sports shows that are going crazy about it and stuff
like that. But I do think I think that Miami, excuse me, Miami has the talent and the size to win
the game. I do think that Indiana also has the age, not to like panic. Yeah. And I also think that
signetti is a really good coach. So I don't know. I got Miami winning the whole thing now. I do
think that I had Indiana going through the whole thing originally. But I think facing Miami,
they're, they're not going to beat that big of a team. Like they, they had trouble with Ohio State.
And Ohio State got pummeled by Miami. So I just go to show like, yeah. And I think Carson
Beck is playing probably some of his best football. Like the sloth is back. The sloth is back.
Sid the sloth is back. Anyway. And other news.
You know, there's been some baseball moves that have been kind of weird.
But I don't really, I don't know their names right. So I don't want to fuck that up. So
leave that alone. Um, what's that? Well, it was very interesting. Yeah. No, there was a one of the
cubs, the cubs signed somebody for five years. I don't know who, what's his, I don't know his name.
But he was, yeah. Anyway, see this one. I'm going to bring it up. Um, I don't know,
bro. I just haven't really watched sports that much. Like John Harball is out there possibly
going to be the Giant's coach, Arizona's coach or Cleveland's coach. Uh, oh, you know what?
I do want to talk about actually, yes. Let's talk about Liam, uh, for the coach for Jacksonville,
the interview at the podium. This nice, lovely young lady. You, I love this clip.
Gave him one of the like a heartfelt like, it felt like a mom. Yeah. Like she was being so polite
and sincere and like, keep your head up. Like he did what he should be up for coach of the year.
Right. And instead of drilling him, what did you do wrong and things like that? Like they asked
the same fucking questions at the podium all the time anyway. And when she asked it, uh,
some reporters were like, like, this was such a heartfelt moment. ESPN played it like a million times.
This is like such a dope moment. And a lot of media came out and like, destroyed her or trying
to destroy her, saying it was fake news. It was what a waste of a question. You're there to ask
questions in this down the third. And one lady actually retweeted this because the lady was like,
oh, this is such a waste. You get the time up there and you don't even use it right.
Love it. And I'm sitting there thinking in my head. And I went down the rabbit hole because I'm like,
but like, first of all, I retreated. I was like, this is such a joke. Like why are y'all so upset
about this? Like the lady didn't need to do. She didn't need to drill him with the same born-ass
questions. Y'all ask every single damn time they're at the pair. What do you think went wrong?
Or do you think something next year needs to change? Or do you, you know, it's the same generic
bullshit that the coaches don't want to answer and that the players don't want to answer.
So to get some type of praise and to get some type of like, hey, keep your head up. You did
really amazing with the team you had. We can't wait to see what you do next. Like to get the praise
and to get shunned has it was absolutely the most cry for fucking help thing I've ever seen in
my life. And then come to find out the lady that I retweeted actually
wasted a time at the podium with Aaron Rogers. Oh, it's okay for you to ask about how was your wedding?
Why didn't you have a big wedding? It's okay for you to waste a non-football question there.
But when the lady is commending a coach, you criticize and like and call it a waste. It was so
racist. Yeah, because the lady was black and the young lady was black and I feel like that had
a little bit to do with it. But she played it so well. Like she was on the news and they were
showing her some of the tweets and stuff like that. And she was like, listen, I'm a OG in this,
baby. I've been doing this for 25 years. And she started naming off all the black newspapers
out there like the Philly Tribune, the Chicago, like she started naming off all these like
NPAs. And I was like, yo, she go crazy. And like, I felt it. Like, why are y'all wasting so much time
trying to downplay what she did? Oh, is it because ESPN thought it was dope? Oh, why? Because
because it got a lot of hate. Yeah, like she was trying to do something nice. It wasn't even a
nice thing. It was hard. It wasn't even a nice thing. Remember last literally last week when
you're talking about the white Monday, how stressful coaching is. And you're talking to a first
year coach that made it to the playoffs in his first year. He's thinking in his mind against
Superman. Yeah. And he's thinking in his mind, what could I have done better? I failed my team.
And instead of drilling him and making him think of more things that he failed at. Hey,
FYI, Jacksonville is behind you. We love what you did. Duval, like we rocking with you.
There was nothing wrong with it. Kevin Stefansky got the same thing and he did worse. He did
worse this season. And he got the same love. Like, hey, keep your head up. It was a tough situation.
You walked into. We still proud of the way that season ended for y'all blah, blah, blah. Like,
why is it okay for Stefansky to get that rep? Oh, I know because it was a white reporter. I'm sorry.
Let me stop. I mean, I'm already upset. I'm already upset. And then Matt LaFloor and his podium
questions and one dude would not stop. One media member would not stop asking about whether or
not he was going to have a job. And it like obviously, Matt LaFloor is not going to answer that question.
One and two, why double down? Like, I'm not worried about that right now. I'm worried about
these guys in the locker room that we just lost a big game for like we just lost the game.
I'm not worried about whether or not what next season brings and all these things like that. I'm
worried about making sure my guys are okay. I'm not going to get into that. He doubled down. And I'm like,
honestly, like, my thing is from a media fan stand base standpoint, I kind of was like, yeah,
you know, answer the fucking question, punk, because we lost because of you. But also, I'm like,
damn, how inhumane? Yeah. And this in pain. Yeah. Like, and this is my thing. That's what I'm saying.
Like, to me, I feel like news reporters in the media, I think kind of that's why a lot of players
don't like talking to y'all. You know, they're fucking inhumane. Like, I just lost one of the biggest
games in my career. And you asking me, you know, what I could have done better. And you know,
things like things to help me spiral down this dark hole of misery. The fuck? And for someone to
step out and say, like, hey, we're proud of you. Duvall's behind you. Jacksonville's proud.
Blah blah blah. Like what? I don't understand. It was her time. Why? Why does it matter if she
quote unquote, wasted her time? It's her time. It's not yours. I'm off my podium. I'm a little tipsy
now. Any other news you'd like to talk about? No. You don't want to talk about Minnesota?
No. Sorry. First off, I just want to know why we're not riding in the streets. Like we were
for other people in Minnesota. But are they? Yeah, they're right. I did see, I did see a protest
protest in Austin. And then when I got to Dallas, I saw another one. I was like Jesus Christ, man.
I mean, say did they travel? I wanted to save that for. Oh, okay. Well, there you go. Yeah,
yeah, yeah, tune in for hangover clinic. Um, yeah, because it... We'll get into it.
Yeah, because that's crazy. That's crazy. But all right. Well, if that's all we got,
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