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All right, now let's get into news.
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NFL free agency.
Yes, I know we were tired of talking about this,
but they had a quick little trick up the sleeve.
First off, Mike Evans, who was formerly a buck,
is now a niner for three years, apparently.
I don't know why they signed for three years.
He's injury-prone to his hell.
And on top of that, I don't know, it's a good sign in for them
if they can get a healthy year out of him.
Excuse me, I just don't.
I don't know, I like signing for the year,
like I said, if he can be healthy,
but three years seems kind of excessive.
But we all know NFL contracts are not guaranteed,
so literally he could be gone in a year and a half.
Kyler Murray, who was released by the Cardinals,
is now a Viking, which is really odd to me.
First off, he's in my damn division now.
So now I hate you.
Second of all, he's on a one-year deal,
and he is essentially gonna be competing with JJ McCarthy
for the starting spot.
And everybody was like kind of shocked.
We thought he would want to go to a place.
There's a lot of places that he could have went.
I mean, he could have went to Cleveland.
He could have went to Pittsburgh.
He could have went to Atlanta, if they wouldn't have gotten to.
I don't know, Minnesota just seems weird to me.
Although Kevin O'Connell, O'Connell, O'Connell, KLC, whatever.
We all know he's the quarterback, Whisperer.
It could be a Sam Donald S.
kind of feel, you know, like give us the good years.
He's throwing it up to Justin Jefferson.
I mean, you know, how hard can that be?
Jordan Addison is still there.
So, you know, it's, you know,
and apparently he was a fan as a kid, like he, you know,
told the story how he would cry when they lose
and shit like that, you know, I mean, you know, whatever.
Good way to get the fan base behind you, but, you know,
monetarily, I guess it really doesn't matter
because Cardinals are still paying them.
And the, well, not still paying them,
but they, they paid them a big chunk of money,
so he's still balling.
And then, you know, he didn't get a, a small contract,
like 1.3 like two of, but he didn't get a big contract either.
And Trey Hendrickson, who was released by the Bengals,
which we all were looking for him to slide in,
go somewhere that was an absolute contender,
and he did technically.
But everybody hates them right now.
He went to the Ravens.
That's right, he went to Baltimore.
And most of you are probably wondering
who don't really follow this sport that often like I do,
who doesn't literally have alerts on their phone every time,
Adam Schefter reports something, because yes, that is me.
They got both Max Crosby and Trey Hendrickson, you thought?
No, they rescinded the trade
because Max couldn't pass the physical.
From what I understand, there's a lot of craziness
going on with this first off.
Wow.
We all knew he fucked up his leg, you know,
prior to the end of the season.
Everybody knew about it.
Regardless of the basketball video,
we knew his knee was not 100%.
We knew his bottom half was, there was some injuries going on.
That's why they took him out.
There was a story at first.
They came out and said he couldn't even bend down
and touch his toes, but it's March for Christ's sake.
Like he's, I mean, all the, like the videos
or the pictures that came out of Patrick Mahomes,
that was like, what a beer belly and look like it.
But he was ready to fucking play day off, ready to go.
Now, Granny, he did get hurt towards the end of the season.
But I mean, listen, that's because he was doing super hero shit
because he was the only player that could play on the offense,
which now that's a little different, right?
But Trey Hendrickson was saying that he was under the impression
that he actually was going to be lining up with Max,
not in place of Max.
Which if you think about it,
would have been fucking insane
if they got both them white boys on the edge.
Like that would have been the best defense hands down
and it would have pissed me off completely,
even though they're not in my division, so.
But that would have been crazy.
You still have Lamar Jackson,
who's kind of tough to trust in the playoffs,
but whatever.
So that's the gist of the NFL free agency right now.
There hasn't been a lot of bigger moves than those.
Max Crosby has since like, you know, put out,
he's such a subliminal hoe.
He's subliminals them all the stuff.
Now I guess I'm gonna go home where I belong
and all the stuff.
And here's my thing is the Raiders,
whoever's in charge over at the Raiders apparently,
how he structured the contracts,
how he got those free agents
and still able to keep Max without being over the budget.
Apparently he was, excuse me, he was acting
as if Max was still on the budget,
which is crazy because that just shows how much fucking money
that the damn Raiders had in free cap space,
like what the fuck salary cap, it's not existent.
Crazy stuff.
Even more crazier is or was the streak of the team
in the world baseball classic, which was Italy.
Italy was undefeated in the baseball class
they should have lost to the US, but US blew it.
And almost stopped the US from making the finals
or the semi-finals.
And yeah, like, I didn't know Italians played baseball.
One, I, I didn't know Brazil had a bunch of Japanese people
in it.
And on top of that, the DR has been the most exciting
baseball team ever.
Like, ever they are so hyped when you get a walk,
when you get on base, when you get a hit,
when you get a run, forget about it.
It's crazy.
They met their match last night.
They got to the semi-finals and played the US.
They chanted the fans, chanted, we want the USA,
we want the USA, die, they die, they give us USA.
Or Dali, Dali, I don't know, give me,
how you say, give me.
Are you saying, the Italy team?
The Dominican Republic.
Okay.
Yeah, my bad, did I lose you?
Yeah, I got excited.
If you were on Italy and then all of a sudden,
you would be both.
Well, because no, we were talking about how exciting DR is
and DR obviously has been winning and doing really good.
If you're paying attention, you know, to this stuff,
the DR is just like, they're so fun to watch.
I mean, there's bad baseball, you don't get me wrong,
there's a lot of these games are bad baseball,
but they're exciting because of the fans,
because of the energy, because of just like,
when Mexico was playing, it was just so like lit,
like just everybody was just hype, right?
And yeah, so the US ended up having a face DR
in, or Dominican Republic, in the semi-final.
Great game, really good to one game.
I'm not a fan of baseball like that.
I don't claim to know all the players and pitches
and how many they stand at third.
But like I said, the DR has been very exciting to watch
because they, all they do is just fucking hit.
They are like hitting home run after home run,
triple plays and all this stuff like that.
By far one of the best two one games you've ever seen.
Aaron Judge was absolutely robbed on a home run.
Just literally everyone thought it was a home run
and I forget who caught the seed,
so I'm telling you, I'm not a baseball fan.
I don't even know who caught the ball.
But I know, skiing pitched amazing.
He only let one earned run happen.
Then Miller comes in to close the deal
and by God that man is throwing,
I'm talking to 105's and 95's and 100's and the US wins
on a very controversial call, which I'll be honest.
I'm glad the US won, but it was a ball.
It was a ball, but as a couch coach,
on the couch watching the game or the ending,
I'm like, there's no way you don't swing at this.
It looked like he was about to swing
and he didn't good eye, but you can't leave that to the bump.
Now, granted, again, I don't pay, I don't watch baseball.
I'm thinking they're gonna replay it.
Well, apparently there's no replay in World Baseball Classic.
There is no replay.
So for those of you that don't understand,
in MLB you can actually go and replay
where the pitches are and they got cameras everywhere
that literally detect, oh, that was this area.
It was actually out of the box
and what I mean by the box, I'm saying batter's box.
So the pitch literally dropped out of the batter's box.
It was a very good throw.
At first, looking at it as fast as it went,
I thought it was a strike.
I was like, I don't know what everybody's familiar about.
But looking at it later, I was like,
holy shit, that was a ball, but it was really good.
It was really fucking close.
A lot of people are saying he should have swung.
He should have just swung at it.
And either way, he would have been out,
swing at it, you got a chance at least, get on base.
But I don't know, man, that's fucking tough.
That's fucking tough.
A hundred mile an hour, a curve ball dropping
and you think it's out of the box and yeah,
he was on fire.
It really was on fire.
So the US goes to the finals to play,
I don't even know who they're playing, see.
Who they're gonna end up playing.
Yeah, Google me.
But yeah, so I don't know.
From what I understand, I think they're either gonna play,
hold on, I think I know Italy or Japan.
It might be Italy or Japan.
Whoever wins out of that game, they end up playing.
Yes, am I right?
I'm looking now.
Oh, okay.
It's either going to be Venezuela or Italy.
Oh, Venezuela, my bad.
My bad.
They're playing right now.
Right now, yeah.
Do everyone's for them, please.
They're in place of the US, gotcha.
See, see, I wasn't too off.
I knew Italy's been on fire, so I knew Italy was in there.
Huh?
Italy.
Italy, huh.
But yeah, so it's been fun to watch it.
I'll have it on one of the screens or one of the boxes
on YouTube TV and stuff like that.
And I'll just watch it every now and then,
especially when the DR is playing,
because it was like so electric.
But it's really like, like I said,
it's really not great baseball.
Like last night was probably the best game
they had the entire series, not because it was the US
and the Arctic, because it was such a good two one game.
Like there were pop flies that were just like amazingly caught.
There were great pitches.
There was just a lot.
It was just, it was just a lot.
The homeruns, the celebrations, the bad flips,
the, it was just a lot.
There was a lot.
So watching baseball, I have to like be there for it.
See, watching it on TV, it's just not as like fun.
Facts, you know what helped though?
There was nothing else on.
Yeah.
There was nothing.
There was something else on Sunday night or Sunday night?
What?
The Paralympics, the men's one against Canada for the gold,
but no one seems to care about that.
Wonder why?
My bad, my bad, and my son is a, yeah, that's crazy.
They would ask.
Basketball or what?
The Winter Paralympics.
Oh, my bad.
Listen, I'm a bad.
I've been seeing, I've seen all these commercials for LA28.
So I'm thinking like, damn, this is like a preliminary thing
for the basketball.
My bad, no, no, it was ice.
Yo, yeah, winter, winter, we off the winter Olympics now.
We, yeah, we off the.
It's the Paralympics.
They happen right after.
We off it now.
So just because they're disabled, you don't care.
That's crazy.
That's crazy.
That's crazy to say to me.
That's what you say?
That's crazy to say to me.
No way.
Hell no, that's not the case.
But I haven't seen any commercials for it.
I haven't seen anything.
I think that's a problem.
Like, just in general, I would love to sit down and watch.
Because the way they play hockey on the one blade is insane.
They sit on, they sit on like a sled.
Yeah, it's like, but it's like a blade.
It's like once, yeah, my son, we were going to sign him up for it
and his mom's like, no, no, it looks like a lot of fun.
Not going to lie.
You know what I'm saying?
Like, if you can get over the getting tackled and not having balance.
One of the goalies is like a 56 year old man.
Damn.
And he's like going to the Olympics and you're like, this is great.
Yeah, I mean, like, you know what I'm saying?
Like, I mean, yes, it should be like commercially like more out there.
But it's just, I didn't know, honestly, I mean, it's okay.
I just thought I'd bring them up trying some like, yeah, no, thanks.
Yeah, that's good, yeah.
So we beat Canada and what sport?
Hockey.
Yeah, we own, we own Canada and hockey, baseball and paralympic hockey now as well.
You know, Canada, when you're going to be the 51st day, bro, I love your theme song,
though.
Yeah.
Oh, that's crazy.
I just, uh, no, I do think, um, I do think that they do need to shine some light on
that.
Yeah, we've been, we've been walking Canada's ass lately, like Canada fight back.
All right, speaking of fight back, March madness.
I'm so excited.
You want to do this now?
Or do you want to do it for the, uh, no, let's do it now.
This is.
I was thinking we were going to do it for the, uh, for hangover clinic.
Oh, no, no, no, no, no, we got to do this for the big show because yeah, we're going
to be.
I told people last, last week that we were going to do this.
I know I talk a lot and people don't really pay attention to everything I say, breathe.
Uh, but I was saying that I want to do this and post our brackets online and have everybody
follow our brackets and laugh at us at how, how horrible or how good we're doing.
All right.
Yeah.
So be prepared to be laughed at.
So I'm always laughed at.
It's okay.
First normal.
Uh, so March madness has been crazy.
Selection Sunday happened and I'll be honest.
I haven't heard anything.
I don't know if you're paying.
It's probably not.
Uh, I haven't heard anything about like anybody being upset about being out.
Uh, I do feel like a lot of the, uh, they got it right.
I feel like straight up they got it right and now me and Bri are going to pick our, uh,
brackets and, you know, kind of go and figure out, you know, who's going to, who we're going
to crown as a champion.
So which side of the bracket would you like to start with?
The one with Duke, uh, the one with East to West.
East to West.
All right.
So let me see what so I can't see the West of the East.
It doesn't show me that.
Okay.
Do.
Oh, South and oh, no, no, no, I see it.
I see it West.
All right.
So let's do.
You said West to East.
Is that East to West?
East to West.
All right.
I'm dyslexic.
Don't judge me.
I'm dyslexic too.
You can't pull that on me.
Duke versus.
Yeah.
Sierra.
Sierra.
Sierra.
Sierra.
Sierra.
Sierra.
Thank you.
Look, the screen's a little distorted.
Yeah.
For me.
Thank you.
Who you picking?
Well, I don't know who Sierra is.
So Duke.
We're in agreement on that.
Uh, I'm going with Duke as well.
Uh, I don't know who Sierra is and I don't think I don't know why they would even, I mean,
I know why they're there.
Yeah.
Ohio State versus TCU.
I think TCU's men's basketball teams are actually good, right?
I mean, they made the tournament.
Yeah.
I'm going with TCU.
Wow.
Well, like, I don't know.
I feel like TCU might show up, show out.
Is that because of Ashley?
Yeah.
Boo.
Homer, pick.
Homer, pick.
You know, well, she went to TCU.
She went to the TCU.
Yeah.
Okay.
I thought she didn't know that for a second.
Yeah.
Okay.
I thought she didn't know that for a second.
I was like, what?
Yeah.
No.
Um, so I am going for what the fuck?
Why won't it let me?
Okay.
Anyway.
I am going for Ohio State.
Ohio State.
Yeah.
I'm picking Ohio State.
Uh, I will, um, I think TCU is a good team.
I just think Ohio State is slightly better.
Yeah.
You want to do Duke versus TCU and go to the...
No, no.
We're going to go to the first round.
This is the first round.
So I can see.
I can tell you your first...
You just see your first bracket.
I'm just working.
Yeah.
It's your first bracket.
St. John's versus Northern Iowa.
And there's nothing about either of these.
Okay.
I'm following North Iowa.
Okay.
There you go.
I don't know who this is, but I don't know who St. John is either.
Well, I can tell you as a, as a man from New York City, St. John's is very important to New York.
So we're going to go St. John's.
I'm sorry, Northern Iowa, but yeah.
It's just going to be too much, too much sauce.
Louisville versus South.
Kansas.
Oh, shit.
Yeah, you're right, my bad.
Uh, Kansas versus Cal Baptist.
Mm-hmm.
Kansas.
Yeah.
I don't even...
No way.
I'm just...
It's crazy.
Yeah.
Definitely Kansas.
All right.
Next up, Louisville, South Florida.
Louis.
Really.
All right.
Well.
But it's out because it's South Florida.
Oh, you hate South Florida.
I got you.
Well, I'm going the other way.
I'm going South Florida.
I think South Florida is going to be the first of a couple of upsets.
I think this...
This bracket...
So this, uh, tournament is going to be very...
As they call it, chalk.
It's very just straight down the line.
But they're going to be a couple of upsets.
And this is going to be one of them.
I think South Florida is going to handle Louisville.
I just don't like Louisville.
They've been struggling all fucking years.
Fucking up, Parlay is every...
Every step of the way.
Hey, you sound a little...
A little butter.
Mm-hmm.
Just a tad.
Michigan State.
Michigan State versus North Dakota.
Michigan.
Yeah, we're going Michigan State as well.
I think I was going to...
Is always going to get his boys right.
I think it's going to be a long run.
I don't know if they're going to make the run all the way to the championship.
But I think they can get bad as North Dakota State.
UCLA vs UCF.
UCF.
Wow.
Good.
UCLA.
I got UCLA.
They've been balling lately.
I started watching all the tournaments and stuff like that.
Really, really closely.
And to me, I just feel like...
Yeah, UCLA.
Anybody fucking with them right now.
At least in this side of the bracket.
This part of the bracket.
Next up.
Yukon vs. Ferman.
Yukon.
Valipic.
Yukon as well.
I'm sorry, Ferman.
I just don't think you'll have enough to go against Yukon.
Next up.
We'll go from...
We'll go to the west now.
Yeah, we'll go to the west now.
Arizona vs. Long Island.
I'm going to go to Arizona.
Even though I love saying Long Island.
I'm going to Long Island.
I've been that I went to high school in Long Island.
I'm sorry, Long Island.
Arizona.
I think Arizona is going to make a run for the championship
again this year.
So just be looking for them.
Villanova vs. Utah State.
I'm going with the Mormons.
Give me Utah State.
I'm going to go ahead with Utah.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
Jesus.
I'm not going with the Mormons.
I'm going with Villanova.
I'm going with Villanova.
I'm going with the Catholics.
So, yeah.
So, no.
That sounded crazy.
Villanova is going in this game.
And I think it's not even going to be close to be honest.
Wisconsin vs. High Point.
Now, a lot of people are hype on High Point.
What are you picking over here?
Well, I don't know anything about anybody.
Yeah.
So...
I'm going with Wisconsin.
Okay.
With the cheese.
She's had all day.
So I'll be honest, I've been listening to all the hype
for High Point.
I really don't.
I liked that Wisconsin went the distance
in the big 10 championship.
I did watch a couple of their games,
or I did watch them, and they were pretty impressive.
But I also watched High Point
play a couple of times.
And High Point, I think is going to be one of the fucking
upsets.
I think is going to be High Point is going to make it out
of this round and then get annihilated
by the best player in the country.
Next up, Arkansas and Hawaii.
Arkansas.
I as well, I'm going with Cala Pari, who's the coach.
Arkansas.
They have the best player in the country.
And D. Ake, I think is the name Dwayne Ake, Ake, whatever.
Literally, literally the best player in the damn country.
He has other teams talking about him.
Other teams, players and coaches talking about him
being the player of the year.
And I can't see who's BYU is supposed to play.
It's just a text slash NCST.
So, OK, so then, yeah, because for when I'm doing it on the screen,
it doesn't give me the, it doesn't give me that option.
So, Texas.
I think because at the bottom it says first four.
So, yeah, it's, yeah.
So it's Texas says North Carolina state.
Yep.
Then we pick from there and then they go against BYU.
That's where all I can see at the bottom.
Texas versus NY State.
I mean, NC State.
I'm going, NC State here, like Wolfpack.
I think they're getting hot at the right time.
I don't know the trust, Texas.
Then I'll go with what you said.
OK, all right.
So, either way, I'm going with the Mormons once again.
You go with BYU again, all right.
BYU also has an argument, a player with an argument
for a player of the year.
He's been balled and I had not dared try to say his name
because it's going to, I'm going to butcher it and, yeah.
BYU, BYU, BYU.
BYU.
Gonzaga versus Kennesaw State.
I don't know who those people are, but I like the sound
of Gonzaga going with that word.
This is the shit I'll be talking about.
Like, Breeze Gunn just fucking around and just do great
in the bracket and ain't watched a liquor cause basketball.
And I'm not.
Yeah, like, it's just going to piss me off because it's going
to be turned on when my dad is watching it.
It's going to be.
Oh, yeah, I picked that team and I will move on with my day.
Fucking terrible.
Give me Gonzaga as well.
I think Gonzaga is going to make a nice deep run.
Brazing.
Next up is Miami, Florida versus Missouri.
And yes, I have to make that distinction
because there is another Miami in the tournament.
Miami Ohio.
They let him dance, baby.
That was talk that they wouldn't be able to get in after losing
in the Mac champion or, yeah, Mac tournament.
But they let him in.
Fucking watch the magic, baby.
Anyway, I'm going with, well, I hate Miami.
So I'm going with Missouri.
Good, good.
I'm going with Miami because I think Miami's
just a tab bit better than Mizzou.
Yeah, that's going to be good.
Mizzou, I'm going with Purdue.
Yeah, because oh, Queens, you know what's funny?
I was looking at this.
Yeah, you did.
That was, that was, yeah, that was crazy.
I'm, my heart says go with the New Yorkers from Queens,
but my head says relax, bro.
Purdue is pretty nice.
So we're going Purdue, who won the big 10 championship.
Every time I think of Purdue, I
think of like their online school for some reason.
They have a pretty nice online school.
Yeah, I want to see the commercials.
Yeah, and for sure, them, and I think, actually,
you know, who has a great online school that no one
even talks about, that they offer like online classes
Harvard.
Yeah.
Like what?
That's crazy.
You still got to get in.
Yeah, but like the fact that they offer
online classes to one of the most prestigious supposedly.
I loved my online classes.
They were my favorite.
I got everything done in the first month,
and then didn't do it anymore.
That's, I don't think that's the purpose.
It was like sign language.
Oh, it wasn't like an actual, like,
do you know how to sign?
A little bit, yeah.
You know, you can get like pay interpreter paid, my, yeah.
Yeah, but I'm not good enough for being interpreter.
Well, if I can go back four years of sign language,
I didn't mean I remember at all.
Valid, valid.
Yeah, I have ADHD.
You think I can remember things?
Anyway, to the south.
To the south.
First up is going to be Florida versus either a prairie view
or Lehigh.
Well, I only know prairie view.
And I don't know where the hell Lehigh is.
Cool.
I'm going with prairie view.
And I'm going with Lehigh.
Sorry, sorry, sorry, P, V, P, V, A, M, U, whatever.
Yeah, yeah, I'm going to Florida versus Lehigh, Lehigh,
loses, Florida wins.
And yeah, this is, I mean, this is Florida's just really
good, despite them losing the Vanderbilt in the SEC
championship or SEC tournament.
Next.
Next.
Iowa.
Iowa.
I'm going to go with Iowa.
Good.
I'm going with Clemson.
Yeah.
Vandy versus McNeese.
Vanderbilt, because McNeese, I have like my college played
against them and they sucked asses out.
Wow.
I'm going with Vanderbilt.
I as well, I'm going with Vanderbilt.
I do think Vanderbilt.
Is they showed me something in the SEC tournament.
And they, yeah, they showed me something.
So I'm rocking with Vandy.
Vandy.
Sorry.
Go ahead.
Oh, Miss Vandy is a drag queen from RuPaul's Drag Race.
She got a Vangie.
Yeah.
Oh, I thought it was Vandy.
I was OK.
So she got eliminated and when she left, she just went, Miss Vandy, Miss Vandy.
It's a very funny clip.
You have to look it up.
You don't watch RuPaul's Drag Race.
It's right.
Nebraska versus.
I'm glad you know that I don't watch that.
Nebraska.
We're going Nebraska as well here on this side.
North Carolina versus VCU.
What did you say?
I said I love their fur to check.
Oh, my God.
I don't even know where VCU is.
Like a VHS North Carolina.
OK.
I am going to also go North Carolina.
Although, although with the injury that they had to their one of their star players,
I don't really trust them to go far.
So they're going against either Illinois or Penn.
Yeah.
It's OK.
And I watched Penn.
Penn is actually really a fucking exciting.
Penn versus Yale was actually really fucking exciting in the Ivy League Championship.
Yes.
I watched the Ivy League tournament.
No, I don't think I have a problem.
Illinois versus Penn.
It's OK to admit you have a problem.
Hey, man.
Listen, I'm locked in.
I'm upset.
Illinois.
You want Penn to upset.
All right.
Well, go pick them.
No.
No.
Have me all hyped.
I'm like, yeah, pick them.
They're good.
They're fun to watch.
Thanks.
That's fun to watch.
I got Illinois.
I got Illinois as well.
I think that Illinois is going to do some damage this year.
Saint Mary's versus Texas A&M.
I'm going A&M.
OK.
OK.
My homegirl Abby is going to be mad at me.
But Saint Mary's is going to put the BTA to take.
Texas A&M.
Oh.
I'm here for the warm.
Yeah.
I see.
I see.
U of H versus Idaho, which University of Houston set out to University of Houston.
I got Houston as well.
He's town.
But did you see the videos and the stuff that's going on down in Houston for spring break?
No.
Fucking crazy.
There's a trend on TikTok showing your, showing a person in your bed and saying first
day and first night in Houston, and you've taken a video of them sleeping after having
some nasty.
Yeah.
Hey, these kids and everything's on social media nowadays, but I like everything.
It's like a horrible thing to do.
It's not just men.
So don't even go.
I was going to say, yeah, I felt that I felt the man bashing coming.
Oh, I'm really like thinking about it.
I'm like, wow, that's horrible.
If I was asleep in someone's bed and I'm like dead asleep and they took a video of
me and posted it online, oh hell, no, sued, sued.
I mean, listen, I get it.
I feel you.
I'm not.
I don't, yeah, I don't post everything on social.
So I don't, I never understood that.
You know, but yeah, Houston's gone crazy.
So moving on to the Midwest.
Miami, Ohio, SMU, I'm going with Miami, Ohio.
Is it Miami, Ohio?
Yes, it is Miami, Ohio.
Oh, that's twice on there.
Miami, Ohio, SMU, I, you said you're going with who?
I'm going with Miami, Ohio.
Oh, wait, never mind.
It's that one's later on that one's yeah, no, it's yeah, there we go.
I'm going Howard on this.
I'm going Howard on this just to get annihilated by Michigan.
Yeah, I'm sorry.
Then Michigan is probably going all the way.
So they're going to be forced to be reckoned with Georgia, verse St. Louis.
Georgia.
Hmm, give me St. Louis.
I, yeah, I'm having a st trend here.
I don't like this.
I don't know.
I don't like this.
Maybe I'm Catholic.
Oh, no, I am not, but some of my, some of my family is, but anyway.
So Texas Tech, Texas Tech, verse, acronym, give me the tech, give me the
ratus, give me the ratus.
Family always cheers for Texas Tech.
So really?
Yeah, my brother with it.
That's right.
That's right.
That's right.
That's right.
It's right for you about that Alabama verse Hofstra, another New York team.
Out on Long Island, I actually lived down the street from them at one point.
Alabama, Alaska, Arkansas, Arizona.
Yeah, I'm going Alabama.
I agree.
I'm going Alabama as well.
Sorry Hofstra, I rock with you, but yeah, not like that.
Then Miami, yeah, Miami, Ohio versus SMU.
So you got on that game.
I'm going for Miami, Ohio underdogs, even though I have a friend that actually works
for the SMU basketball team.
Shout out to SMU, love the SMU and my cousin played football there.
But I'm going with the fucking Cinderella.
Miami of Ohio, Miami of Ohio has been putting their
work granite when they saw UMass.
They did get beat, but they got beat on a very, very close margin,
or beat by a very close margin.
It wasn't a blowout like everybody was trying to talk.
It was a very close game.
I think Miami, Ohio is here and they came to dance.
Let's dance.
Tennessee verse, Miami, oh, who you got?
Cinderella.
You got Miami, Ohio.
I'm going to, I'm going to let them ride the coast.
Yes.
All right.
I'm riding with it as well.
Miami, Ohio is going to be at past Tennessee.
Granted, I do think Tennessee is a pretty good team.
But I think Miami, Ohio is going to surprise some people.
I think they got the heart of a lion and they will figure it out.
Virginia verse, right state.
I don't know.
We had a state name right.
I'm going Virginia.
I am going Virginia.
Next up, we have Kentucky verse Santa Clara.
I'm going to go to Santa Clara because I actually know that one.
Wow.
Okay.
I'm going Kentucky here.
I'm taking, I'm taking the Wildcats.
Iowa state verse Tennessee state.
Iowa.
Yeah, even though they're fucking horrible at running the Gymnastics department,
I do think Iowa state has a really good basketball.
They're moaning to the men's basketball.
Yeah, they have.
Well, in the women's too, because the women's is going all the way to the final four.
But anyway, all right.
So now we have, oh, we have to keep going.
Yes.
Oh, yes.
Or do you want to do it every week?
I would do every week because then we can see like who actually like I'm doubt that.
I'm doubt that.
Yeah, I'm doubt that.
I was like, all right.
Listen, I was, I was ready to go, baby.
I was ready to go and on that note,
now it's time for the beer flight of the night.
First up, we have Manhattan Project beer company.
White sands.
It is a white ale.
It's very to the point beer basically.
It's 5.4% banana, clove, light bodied.
I smell pears.
It smells to me like pears.
I don't, I don't smell, I don't smell any bananas.
I don't, maybe clove, banana, banana.
Ah, boy.
That's, it's really good.
And it's really like refreshingly good.
It's very clean.
It's very crisp.
I could see, you said basically like a wheat ale, right?
I could see that I could, I could feel that.
That's, yeah, I'm rocking with that.
Soft citrus.
It's good with wings, sports and night skies.
I could see that being like a summer spring beer.
Like I could sit up on the roof or the bed of the truck
and just drink that and chill and watch the stars with a girl.
Not getting the back seat.
Next up.
That is much vomit, respectfully.
Next up.
Next up we have a Texas ale project, fire and funeral amber ale.
It's a whole lot.
Red, it's a red six percent, traditional amber ale,
traditional amber ale, complexly built
from a careful selection of seven different molds.
So it's multi-sweet, light-bodied,
not sweet like cider, but like, has a sweetness.
So it does have a sweetness to it.
It doesn't have a bite.
It says it on the can and they do not have,
it does not have a bite.
No, it's spicy.
Honest to God, I think I've had this before, not on the show,
but I think I've had this before.
I drink a lot of Texas ale project, actually.
But what I will say is that for amber's,
this is, it's kind of a sweet slash, what is the word?
It's not tang, I was gonna say twang again.
Excuse me.
There is no bite.
It's very...
Like breadie?
What?
Like breadie?
Kind of, yeah, kind of a breadie sweetness.
You can taste the yeast almost like, you know,
so it's not bad.
I'm gonna say that right now.
It's not bad at all.
Again, I think I've had this.
Now that I'm sitting here smelling and drinking it again,
or drinking it, I'm like, yeah, I think I've had this.
But it's really good.
I could see this like, on a rainy night,
on a rainy day, just in the back, you know,
watching the, sitting on a porch, you know, watching the...
A little porch swing.
A little porch, a little swing, and let my old man
come out.
Now get out of here.
Why?
He's ruining it.
You're like creating a scene, and then you say something,
and it just ruined it.
I'm here to ruin all scenes.
Next up, we have dogfish head brewery.
It is the Czech Spresso Dark Lager with Espresso.
Y'all know how much I love coffee.
Five percent.
It is a healthy dose of coffee malt,
creating a smooth, roasty sip with a light buzz.
So here's the thing.
I don't smell any coffee, but...
Do you get like liquors or star anise?
I was going to say, I was going to say,
I get like the black jelly bean.
Like I kind of, I don't know.
Yeah, I did that.
You know what, you're ruining my scenes.
All right.
Coffee.
But it is kind of like a sweeter coffee.
Like it feels like it's an espresso.
Yes, I have had an espresso before
for those for Y'all to start tripping.
I used to work in a dealership that had an espresso machine
right in the middle of the show.
Yeah, it was like a real deal.
You had to pack it and do all this.
Yeah, it was real deal.
So I used to make one every now and then I'd be like,
boom, come on, try it.
I'm like, all right, fine.
Yeah, I was like, I don't like it, but fuck it, I'll try it.
And it woke you up.
Yeah, my eyes got big.
This one, honestly, I was expecting more of a stronger
coffee to taste or smell and things like that.
I didn't really get to smell at all, but the taste,
you can feel the bitter, or the appetite is a little bitter
with the coffee, espresso, whatever,
but it's kind of sweet when it first starts out.
So, I'm not bad at it.
And that was beer-flat at the night.
Honestly, best beer hands down.
I'm going with the white sands, white sands, springtime,
summertime, it's a vibe, like it's a whole vibe.
Yeah, so we're going with that for the beer tonight, yeah.
And now it's time for beer goggles of the week.
And apparently, rivalries are just a part of college baseball
and baseball and world baseball classics and all of the above.
And Texas A&M's baseball coach might be ready to start one
after this bad slam or just start a fight.
I don't know, you tell me.
All right.
Profit.
Also, we got a bad thrown over here.
Temper slaring.
Maybe the Aggie's thought he took a while to get around the bases.
I'm sure.
For those of you who can see the last part of that clip,
literally, Texas A&M coach just yelling over there, fuck you.
I love when old white men just yell at each other.
Yeah, right.
I listen.
Meanwhile, the children who are in the middle of a game are like,
can we not?
I don't know.
He threw it.
Like, I understand a bat flip and like kind of throwing it up
near their bench, but like he slammed that motherfucker
and it went straight towards them.
Like, yeah, now you want to fight.
So Annie took a sweet time going around the bases and baseball
that's like the unwritten rule of insult to injury.
Bat flips is like so disrespectful.
You don't understand.
He does a lot of bat flips.
Oh, my God.
Are you rubbing?
Garcia's poster again.
Get the fuck out of here.
All right.
The world baseball class.
We're on baseball apparently.
Baseball is right.
I actually know his crazy season is coming.
The season will be here Tuesday.
Yeah.
Yeah, tomorrow.
What's it?
One of my cooks, Randy.
He talked up to me the other day.
He was like, Mark my words.
The Rangers are going to be in the World Series.
And I looked at him and I was like, the season hasn't even started yet.
Yeah.
He was like, we're going.
I don't think we're going to win.
No.
If they get there, if they get there, it's automatically like a big deal
because a lot of people don't have them anywhere near it.
So he might be, listen, if Arlington gets into the World Series again,
yeah.
But, see you then.
Back to the World Baseball Classic.
It's bringing all kinds of cultures together.
And only, only stadium beer can make us act like this and get lit.
As he's holding the beer, I don't know what the Japanese dude was doing with the feather
on his head, but the brush on his head, that shit was funny to sell.
And that was beer, God was of the week.
And now it's time for the six pack of the week.
And first up, I would like to ask, I didn't know that first of this wrestling move was even
legal, but to basically flip over a person while holding their waist and slam them has
got to be one of the most amazing, amazing wrestling moves in real life we've ever seen.
I don't understand.
He took a single gymnastics class.
That was like a dismount hip grab, so he jumped on the guys back from his front.
Yes.
Standing in front of him jumped over him.
Oh, for him.
Grabbed his waist from upside down, flipped him using his force of his body.
And slammed him on his neck.
That's so crazy to me.
Yes, of course, it was the sickest move.
The dude, so his friends first Russia, the French wrestler was just sitting there pulling his
fucking hair like how and the fuck did he just do this?
I didn't even know that move was like, first of legit.
I've only seen a couple of wrestling matches, like real wrestling matches.
I mean, not real wrestling, but the ones where they get tight and shit.
I've only seen a couple of those in my lifetime, and I've never seen no shit like that.
And that shit was, like you said, he literally jumped over this man.
It's like, you know, those videos where like people are like doing cartwheels with each other.
Yeah, it was like that.
Like a TikTok fucking parkour.
Yeah.
Yeah, that would, that, yeah, if I was the first guy, I think I would have snuffed them.
Because I'd have like, bro, what the fuck?
I'd be like, can you show me that?
Yeah, like I don't know, fuck did you do that, bro.
I don't know how I did it.
Yeah, like that's, oh my god.
So, here's a trend on the six pack of the week, man, because acrobatic, this goal scored
by the sharks was absolutely acrobatic.
I don't know who scored it.
I don't know his name.
I just happen to see, I don't even watch the sharks, but I just happen to see this clip and was like,
how in the hell do you summer salt on ice have control of your eyesight so well that you can flip the puck
in the back of the goal at the top of the net past the goalie.
Past two people.
What do you do that if their social media team does not have that in their opening?
Oh, yeah.
Yeah.
Oh, they're nice.
Oh, forever for the year.
For the year that needs to be, he never can be traded at least for five years because we're good.
But what the fuck, man, that was a mate because again, he is in between a defender and the goalie.
The goalie swipes at his feet to get to the puck.
He picks the puck up and summer salts over the stick and still has control to smack bro.
Yeah.
Legend.
That reminds me of Fox a few years ago.
A defend.
He was like, he had the puck and he was going towards the net and the defender came rushing at him.
And he was next to the bench like the stars bench.
And he sat on it and like slid across the stars bench, got off of the bench and kept going with the puck.
I remember this.
Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.
That stays with me.
Yeah, no, I mean, listen, man, say what y'all want, man.
Hockey's probably one of the most entertaining, entertaining athletic.
And like y'all can say what y'all want about football.
I can say what y'all want about basketball.
A little black circle is flying at you at speeds that you, yeah, no, definitely not soft.
It's flying at you at the speed that you drive your car on the highway.
You are on skates, ice skates that also could kill you if they swipe up and hit you in the face or in the neck.
And you're holding a stick with a glove on not even bear your gloves on.
Yeah, bro.
And the amount of like timed like in football, there's like you get hurt and you're like, oh, oh, and you're like.
Don't do that to the football players.
No, but you are.
And then you have to have someone, you get a leg cramp and you have to have someone come.
Oh, yeah.
And like these hockey players, they lose teeth.
They broke their hand during the game.
They're still out there.
They're fucking out there.
Take that shit up.
We, you know, rub some dirt on it.
Rub some ice on it.
I have a question.
I'm still skating.
Oh, my God.
But, speaking of the stars, speaking of the stars, stars have been winning lately.
And this goal, Dushan, my boy, with this spinny spin top move, this move was crazy.
Oh, of course, there's no sound.
Awesome.
Got him.
Oh.
In between two players.
And the goalie.
Give me that!
Fuck you.
That's so crazy.
What a play.
My God, man.
What?
Wasn't this the same game because this was against McDavid, right?
Yes, it was against McDavid.
Wasn't this the same game with like the new kid?
I don't know his name, but he had a stick.
And he was basically like yelling at the other team's bench.
And he was pointing going, fuck you.
Fuck you.
Fuck you.
Yes, it was that game.
Oh, I love that.
Yes, it was that game.
I believe we won that game too.
We did.
Yes.
Star's been a really hot street.
One was against the avalanche.
Yeah.
They're number one.
So it's fine.
No, it's not fine.
Fuck the avalanche.
It's not what I was really upset.
Yeah.
Fuck the avalanche.
And soccer has been making some noise, man.
And there have been some great, great goals.
Arsenal is like number one in the leagues or their league.
And this, I just, it's just been some great goals going on.
How do you, how do you split defenders like this with a ball
at your feet to kick up and then go around the goal?
Just, just watch.
Cess of Gula.
Thiago Pitache.
Brahim Diaz.
Not an inch about that.
Oh, what a hat trick.
What a hat trick.
Studying.
Memorable.
Historic.
Real Madrid have had some great captains down the years.
But boy, has he led from the front tonight.
Fanny Valverde.
It has been a one man super performance.
Yeah, that was a super performance because that pass was like,
I didn't think I thought it was going to boot it out of there,
like clear the thing out.
But he caught that shit in the air with his foot and then flipped it over
somebody head and then flipped it past the call like, bro, fuck you.
That's crazy.
Maybe him and that wrestler met up and discussed what they were going to do.
Acrobatic theatrics.
I like it.
And again, soccer has been making noise.
And this goal, I haven't seen someone kick a goal in from this far out.
Now, my view, the goalies in the box.
This should be an easy grab.
Seven yards out.
Maybe more.
He boots this shit and it goes straight past the goalie.
Like, what?
It's a little bit of a slight advantage.
Exterior, but touch it.
Oh, it's going to be good.
It's going to be good.
Yeah, I don't know what he was saying, but 70 yards, maybe more.
He booted that shit and he only did that because he was just trying to kill Tom.
But like, what the fuck?
Like, how do you do that?
And the goalie miss it.
Just.
And last, but not least, it is March.
It is madness.
And this Dayton and St. Louis last 24 seconds is exactly why we love the dance.
Look, Tom, Connor, looking in there, looking for Durkack underneath.
He didn't get there.
And now Bennett, Bennett will drive it.
Bennett goes up.
Shut-bought from behind.
Jones with the rebound.
Extra pass to Connor for three.
Yes!
One more.
Ten seconds left to play.
They've got a timeout.
They've got a timeout, Tom.
The country.
Nine seconds.
Avila from the middle.
It's gone.
What a guy.
It's not over.
Durkack, a crossman court.
High stepping.
Three seconds left.
Goes up.
Sweeps.
It's Tiffa.
It's gone.
It's gone.
He got to get hooked.
It's time on the clock.
It's on.
Tipped it in.
Oh my goodness.
There's point three to play.
Partner.
Uh, listen.
I've watched this a hundred times, and I've reacted the same way every time.
Because how do you-
What do you mean he tipped it in?
He airpulled that layup.
What do you mean?
The-the announcer is screaming.
Timeout.
Timeout.
What are they doing?
He comes down, busts a three like it's nothing.
Oh my god.
I love fucking March, man.
Oh, sorry.
I love March.
There were others like that, but that was by far the most exhilarating one.
Pin and pin and the Ivy League had one.
They had one too.
It was actually really, really good.
And then Arkansas had one.
See?
It's this March, man.
We just fucking love March.
And that was the six pack of the week.
And now it's time for the conversations at the keg.
And on this show, we don't only talk sports.
We don't only talk beer.
We talk.
Oskars.
Movies.
The Oscars were Sunday night.
I'm not going to lie to you.
Didn't watch a drug.
Didn't watch a fucking second.
I didn't watch it either because I was working.
But-
But I was keeping up with it on Twitter during like my breaks and stuff.
Like not even my breaks.
All right.
So explain to me real quick for the dummies like myself,
who just watched sports.
We don't really fuck with the Oscars.
Shout out to Senators for winning our,
Michael B. Jordan for winning.
Actor of the year.
Or the, uh, the actor.
Best actor.
Yeah.
And I really wanted his co-actor, Dell.
The bald head black dude, uh, Delroy.
Delroy.
Yeah.
I wanted him to win, uh, co-actor, whatever it was.
Supporting it.
Supporting it.
Thank you.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
But I wanted him to win it.
He played a hell of a role in Senators as well.
And I think that like that doesn't get discussed enough.
Like some of that.
I think I forget what his name is.
Uh, the one that was the, the Irish, uh, vampire.
Yes.
Yeah.
I read his name.
But I felt like he should have been nominated too.
I don't think he was.
I don't think he was a supporting actor though.
But he was such like a big.
Oh, yeah.
He's a big proponent.
And there's a lot of like support, like supporting actors.
Don't even have to like have that long of screen time.
Like, and how the way one and for a layma's best supporting actress.
She always thought it was like the big, you know.
No, she was only in it for like seven minutes.
Oh, wow.
And it's like a two hour movie.
What?
Yeah.
But like her.
I heard that supporting actor.
Uh, her acting.
And it was like just so like, because she.
Mm-hmm.
She played a dying whore.
Uh, layma's never mind.
You don't watch these goals either.
Um, but her singing was fantastic.
If you ever look it up, I think you should.
What movie is it?
Laymas.
Laymas.
Mm-hmm.
It's about the French Revolution.
Spell it.
L-E-M-I-S.
Oh, okay.
I mean, I thought you were saying lame is.
I was like.
Laymas.
It's a French.
First off, that's not how you said it at first.
Don't do me.
That is not how you said it at first.
Okay.
The whole name is laymasarral.
No, it's.
Laymasarral.
Okay.
Well, then that would have been better than laymasarral.
But I can't spell it and you looked confused.
Huh?
I was confused.
I was confused.
I was confused.
Because I thought the same lame is.
Best director was one battle after another.
Paul Anderson.
Um.
Good movie.
Really?
I see.
Fucking great movie.
I felt like it should have been.
I feel like Ryan Cougars got a lot of awards already.
So I think that's why the Oscars kind of was like that.
Michael B. Jordan won first centers, obviously.
Right.
Um.
There wasn't even close apparently.
Like.
Yeah.
Because the whole thing was like Timothy Chalamet.
And then he said all this thing about like fine arts and stuff like that.
Oh, he got booted.
Oh.
Oh, yeah.
I saw that about the.
I heard about it.
Oh, I lost 14 cents because I said I did.
Yeah.
So first off.
If you want.
First off, I didn't watch.
I didn't watch nor listen to that entire interview because I don't give up.
I don't care.
I don't care about Timothy Chalamet.
But it popped up on one of my sports podcasts that talks about the culture as well sometimes.
Yeah.
Everybody was talking about Chalamet was upset with the art opera and the.
You know, kind of the fine arts, if you will, because the ballet, he was like.
It's a dying art.
What he was saying though in context, because they took it out of context and clipped it.
I'm like, like we always do.
But in context, he was saying he doesn't want to be the guy to have to beg people to go
to the movies because which is, but it's funny when it's like the ballet sells out.
They do.
They do.
They do.
And I think he was speaking.
I was thinking he was speaking from a place of one ignorance, but he was also saying like.
He can't be ignorant.
His mother and his sister were both ballerinas in ballet.
It doesn't mean you go to that shit to enjoy it.
It doesn't mean you go to enjoy that shit.
Matter of fact, you probably go less because it's just your family.
And that's how family treats you.
But anyway, I do feel like he was trying to say he doesn't because of our.
I think I'm paraphrasing.
I think what the whole phrase or the whole conversation was is that we as a society, especially now,
are very short lived when it comes to content.
Like we want short form, short form, short form, we want streaming.
We want, we don't want to go to the fucking movies.
Like right now I'm, I'm literally having a debate with myself.
Myself.
I watch anime.
You watch anime.
Demon Slayer.
In theaters.
The final movie.
Whatever case would be.
I have not gone to see it because I'm debating with myself.
If I want to wait it out for country road to get it.
Or do I want to go sit in the fucking nasty ass movie?
People also don't go to the movie theaters that much anymore because it's so fucking expensive.
And so like that's why I didn't go and see Z2OBA2.
Because I mean, it's already on Disney+.
Yeah, that's true.
I give you that.
That's, that's okay.
Same thing with picky blinders.
They're having an issue too because it's like the movie came out.
I didn't even know the fucking movie came out.
And then on top of that, it's in theaters.
So I'm like, wait, it's not on Netflix.
Like the fuck?
Like why would you go away from the whole bag that you started in?
It makes sense because they made it into a movie and things like that.
But it's like, eh, I want to see it on Netflix on the couch.
Yeah, but with ballet, they've never done that.
No, yeah.
It's very, it's completely different.
But that's what I'm saying.
He was using it as a bad example, I'll say.
Yeah.
He was a bad example.
He was using it as an example.
Like people don't want to sit through those things in a room full of other people.
I know.
And instead they would rather get their shit, their content, their screens,
their short form stuff on their screens instead of in public,
which I get when he said he just used a horrible example.
Yeah.
I mean, just saying.
Well, anyway, it wouldn't have mattered because apparently voting ended like a few days
before that interview came out.
And so he had already lost.
Which movie was it that he was up for?
Marty Supreme speaking of something no one cares about.
A movie about a ping pong player.
I don't disrespect the ping pong players, but I didn't move his eyes pretty good.
I didn't see one single thing about it.
I was actually pretty good.
I heard him is actually really, really good.
He gave him even more of the lore, but we all know why Timothy is, is,
I listen to him.
He's a sports fan.
He's a next fan.
He's like a real next fan too.
So I gotta give him credit.
I can't.
Anyway, best actress was Jesse Buckley from Hamlet or Hamlet.
Damn, why we can't talk about Timothy no more?
Because let's move on.
No, let's move on to something else.
You're good.
You're good, I'm fine.
She, her, she was actually really good in that movie.
Hamlet, Hamlet is about the making of Hamlet speaking of theater.
Okay.
Supporting actor Sean Penn, he wasn't even there.
Huh?
He wasn't there to accept it.
Oh, okay.
Yeah.
Supporting actor from one movie, Sean Penn.
One battle after another.
Oh, he was good in that.
Supporting actress Amy Madigan from Weapons.
She was the creepy looking one.
Weapons?
Weapons, yeah.
That's the kid, the kid movie.
That's the moment the kid's running.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, she was the creepy old lady with like the voodoo doll.
She broke it.
That was her.
What?
Yeah.
Okay.
First off, that movie was fucking amazing.
It was really good.
Based off a true story apparently.
I think.
Yeah.
No, I'm, yeah.
Like, I don't know how true all that shit was.
Yeah, I'm like, like, yeah.
But based off a true story apparently.
And I'm like, what?
Fucking great movie.
And then animated feature, K-pop Demon Hunters 1.
Of course.
But there's, not controversy with them winning.
The Oscars, like, they were like, you know, they do their acceptance speeches.
Last year, Adrian Brody was like seven minutes long for his acceptance speech.
K-pop Demon Hunters 1.
And they went up, started like doing their thank you stuff like that.
It got through the, there's four people that made it.
So they got through three of them.
And then three of them weren't even like, wasn't long.
They like said 30 seconds each.
Got to the fourth guy.
They played the music to walk them off.
Oh.
And cut the mic.
So people were like, like, the people in the, that were at the Oscars were like booing.
Because they were like, no, we want to hear them.
Yeah.
And the biggest fucking fuck everybody's movies.
They had the biggest movie.
Yeah. There was no way they weren't.
Yeah.
They had the biggest movie of the year.
Maybe decade.
I think also one song as well for Golden.
Oh, okay, okay.
Yeah.
So that's what, that's what they, the lock up, like the music was for.
Wow.
That cut them off.
That was for them, except being their, like, golden song.
A song of the year.
Oh, okay, okay.
Okay.
But they also won K-pop Demon Hunters.
And then historically, autumn, I can't pronounce your last name.
I'm going to do my best though.
Arca Paul became the first woman to win best cinematography for centers.
Ah, okay.
First woman ever.
Nice.
That's what's up.
That's crazy.
But it was cute because during her acceptance speech, Ryan Cougar ran to the back, grabbed her
son, and ran back to the front so he could actually hear his mom, like, acceptance.
Oh.
That word, yeah.
I mean, listen, say what you want.
I don't know.
Like, centers was just such a great, the entire thing was just great.
Who won Best Movie altogether?
Uh, one battle after another.
Yeah.
They got six wins for Best Picture Director, Adapted Screenplay, Supporting Actor, Editing
and Casting.
Which is crazy.
Yeah.
Casting should have definitely went to centers.
Yeah.
I'm sorry.
Yeah.
I saw a lot of uproar about that.
I was on Twitter talking about World Baseball.
And of course, fucking.
I saw.
What?
They didn't win casting.
And I was like, oh, they must be talking about the Oscars, all right.
Uh, centers won four cinematography, original score, Best Actor.
And then it doesn't say what the fourth one is actually.
So.
Um, that's.
Yeah.
And then Frankenstein won three awards for, like, technical stuff.
Like, book makeup.
That was a good movie too, bro.
Yeah.
Frankenstein won for makeup.
And I was like, really, you're going to look at me and say, centers didn't deserve Best
makeup.
I don't know.
Frankenstein was fucking raw, bro.
Okay.
Again, bringing it back to that Irish guy, like his face, like being, that was makeup.
That was not editing.
Thousand percent agree.
But Frankenstein was kind of crazy.
Like the makeup was like, yeah, like, you know what I'm saying?
Like, that wasn't no slouchy.
That's it was a lot of their makeup.
And I mean, Frankenstein was a really good movie too.
So that was another thing too.
Like, centers came out in like one battle of time, uh, one battle after another.
Excuse me.
Um, and then Frankenstein, like, there were a lot of great fucking movies this past year.
And I think that was the biggest thing that I took away from the Oscars.
That nobody's going to leave happy, uh, no matter what.
But yeah, the Oscars was Oscars, man, you know, we won.
They won original screenplay.
Uh, documentary shorts was all the empty rooms.
Did you ever watch that one?
I was like, that was crazy.
That one.
What's it about?
Everybody's talking.
Children, uh, children that are killed in like school shootings.
And their parents, like talking about like their empty rooms and how one,
the lady that accepted the award lost her kid in the U Voldy shooting.
Oh, my God.
I think it was a Voldy.
I can't.
Uh, but she said I would never watch anything like that.
That was freak.
I would be fucking mortified.
Oh, it's, it's such a sad, sad, like short, like documentary.
But, um, she said, I haven't changed anything in her room.
Like, her room is the exact same from the day she left.
And I thought, I think it's a very powerful.
Jesus Christ, man.
Thing to watch.
But if you don't want to, it's totally fine.
Right now.
Fuck that.
Yeah.
I don't know why I said it.
I'm sorry.
I know I said it sounded like a great movie, but I was having a kid in fucking middle school
getting ready to be high school, like, that is the biggest.
Who?
There was a tie for live action short.
Has that ever happened?
I don't think so.
There were two winners.
Yeah.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I didn't watch those.
I can't say I watched that.
What the fuck?
So there is a documentary though that I think you'll like despise, but I think you'll love
it.
It's on Netflix now.
And the documentary is the guy going around basically talking to like the fresh and fit podcast
and all the guys that are like the alpha males and that beer is super.
And the reason the reason I say I think you'll enjoy it is because it exposes that a lot of them
are just saying shit to say shit to get a rise out of people because it gets them money.
And like it's kind of a bunch of masculine decades and the guy who's doing the documentary,
he did a really good documentary on Israel as well.
Like kind of on both like showing the, showing the disgusting side of them as well.
Like, you know what I mean?
Like we're all humans.
We all have bad sides and stuff like that.
And like, you know, even though you're not allowed to hate on that version of those people,
but what?
All right.
But anyway.
So, yeah.
So the, don't get those canceled.
We're about halfway through the, or not, we're not halfway.
We're about the third through the year.
Don't get this canceled.
No, yes.
I know.
Yeah.
So I, yeah.
Anyway, I'm bad at reading lips.
But long story short, it's a really good documentary from everybody's been saying,
I'm going to watch it because it's very interesting for all the cats,
all the guys that are young, that are growing up in this era,
that are watching shit like this.
And I think like it's for someone with a son.
I think this is a good ass idea for me to watch it.
I don't know if I can watch the empty room thing.
That's it, man.
That's just sounds fucking emotional.
Depressing is shit.
Like, I just can't even imagine.
Yeah.
But sadly, it's real life.
Yes, it is.
And it's like, it's so crazy because you would think that like,
yeah, people were up in arms about the, not to get political,
but there were people outside of, I think it was Virginia,
outside of the courthouse while the governor and the law,
you know, like the Senate and all that stuff of the state were putting bands,
not bands, but like basically sanctions on assault rifles and certain types of ammo
and things like that.
And these idiots were outside with fucking like ARs fucking a sniper mock 50
or whatever the fuck it was.
The fucking barrel was long as hell.
Yeah, just like I get it.
I'm all four.
I'm all four guns.
I have guns.
I have several guns.
I'm all for protecting my house, protecting my trucks, protecting my,
you know what I'm saying?
Like I'm all for protecting mine.
Yes.
But you don't need that many bullets.
Are that many, that type of gun.
If you can't shoot a motherfucker with two bullets, three bullets max,
you're a bad fucking shot dickhead.
Take your ass to the range and get the fuck out my face.
I am sorry.
Or you're being...
Excessive.
Yeah, you're just being excessive for no, now don't give me wrong.
Don't give me wrong.
From a man who watched Rambo, who grew up on predators,
who grew up on fucking all the action movies,
where Arnold Schwarzenegger and the big fucking machine guns.
That was part of the reason I would join the military.
I tell the story embarrassingly.
But I became an MP, simply off the fact that because
my mother wouldn't let me go to the Army or Marines, right?
She was like, I'm signing you away.
I'm signing you to the Navy Coast Guard Air Force.
Well, I'm getting on that.
Well, I'm not...
I wanted to travel, so the Coast Guard was out right there.
Navy, I was talking to the Navy and they were like,
yeah, you'll be out, you know, on ships months at a time.
Yeah.
Listen, I can swim.
That was never my concern.
But being locked in tight ass confinement with men in their draws,
listening to them snore fart.
My cousin, listen, the Navy.
Fuck that more power to him.
It's where he met his wife though.
Listen, absolutely wonderful.
Even better.
Now, if it was like co-ed sanctions, tight things,
yeah, fuck it, I'm in.
But I'm not...
I don't swing that way and I don't men are disgusting.
Yeah.
And I don't...
I know, I say that as a man, men are disgusting.
We fart, we...
And then on top of that, talk about people from other places
that you have no idea their background where they come from,
how clean they are, now I'm cool with them.
Give me the Air Force.
So I talked to the recruiter and I was like, man, you know,
I really want to, you know, want to be in the action a little bit,
you know what I'm saying?
Like, fuck with my mom's talking about, you know.
He showed me this Rambo ass video.
These motherfucking MPs jumping out of helicopter into the swamp.
And I never figured this shit.
My motherfucking had a M249, M60, fucking M4s.
And they were just looking like just GI Joe on steroids.
And I was like, the Air Force got this?
I'm in!
Sign me up!
Which one do I got to do?
You know, I'm like, talk gun, Maverick.
And that shit wasn't nothing like that.
No, it wasn't.
It wasn't nothing like that.
But I learned there that if you need more than three shots
to kill somebody or hurt somebody that's trying to fucking hurt you
or kill you, you fear them for your life, you're a fucking bad shot.
So, grow up, okay?
Get your shots off at the range for those big guns and things like that.
But you don't need those things.
You don't need those things.
You need weapons that, you know, you need weapons that...
I don't even mind you having an M4 or sniper rifle of things that are
rifle that you hunt with as a sniper rifle.
Cool!
Whatever!
But you don't need the big, fully automatic weapons.
You don't even need more than a three round burst.
Like, I just, some of these guys are just assholes and it just shows
that you are a fucking loser in school and you want to be cool
and finally you found a crew that's cool.
Nah, fam.
That shit ain't cool.
That shit is corny.
Passing out free bullets.
I don't...
That shit was stupid as hell.
And I just...
I don't know.
I got on a tangent, I'm sorry.
But that shit just bothers the hell out of me because it's not even that serious.
They're not trying to take away guns.
They're really just trying to regulate it so we don't have empty rooms.
Period.
Yeah.
I'm off the high hours.
Anyway.
This is beer at 30s for the clock.
All you need is three shots.
This is a stolen water media production.